4 Days Of Darkness

Should Lunchbox be frustrated or just let it go? Aaron Rodgers is being called a cheater by the golfing world for his actions at Pebble Beach. Also Rodgers is going to do something something so stupid just to act like he's smarter than all of us. Tom Brady is heading to the broadcast booth but will he be any good? Plus LeBron makes history and one of his teammates didn't seem to care. 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
Yeah, I tried to watch the Lebron game. No, I'm not.
I'm not. I'm not gonna we'll talk about Lebron. I'm
not gonna be annoyed. We're just gonna start the podcast
and I'm just gonna be in a good mood. Ray
I have written on my hand thirty eight six one six. No,
I'm not written anything on my hand. I'm just here.
It's Wednesday. I'm happy to be alive. I'm gonna go

(00:21):
ahead and hit this. It all started when a dumbass
met another dumbass, and they met another dumbass, and they
became the dumbass tree. At the end, Arnold, the murder
mystery is still being investigated. How he died. We've got
we've got to give up on the murder. We want
Arnold to be alive. We don't want to kill Arnold
off like Arnold is funny, like people like Arnold. We

(00:42):
can't say Arnold is dead because then we can't do
that like saying he's dead and ruins the whole Arnold thing.
You understand that, Like we've had Arnold on the show
for three years. We can't all of a sudden just
kill Arnold. We're not a sitcom. We we We don't
have new characters coming in so I've heard Arnold's been found.
Maybe we'll get an update on Friday. Until then, I'll
do it long the we Oh the one to losers. Yeah,

(01:08):
you're missing a voice. I don't want to talk about
what have everybody? I am lunchbox. I know the most
about sports. I'll give you the sports facts, my sports
opinions because I'm pretty much a sports genius. Um. It's
sizzle from the north, alpha male West side of Nashville.
I would like somebody to go back and listen to
every podcast and tell us who has missed the most episodes.

(01:32):
I want to know who the loot the cal Ripken Jr.
Of this podcast Is and I'm pretty sure it's me,
and I'll hang up and listen. Probably you think you're
the cal Ripkens. You're gone sick. No no, no no no.
The one time I did have you when you were
gone sick, when it was both in. Here's the here's
the problem. I will get deducted because I was out
for I am the cal Ripken. I had a baby.

(01:53):
I've had at least two babies during this podcast. I'm
the If you look back on it. Maybe you or Eddie,
but not Eddie. It's not because Eddie was gone with
COVID for three months, but he was on the pod.
Wouldn't he know he would get pissed sometimes and not
do it, and just you and me would do it.
So I'm saying, you're definitely the cal Ripken, but I'm

(02:13):
pretty damn close. I don't know if I'm the cal Ripken.
I'm definitely the Michael Jordan's of it, bron James scoring No, no,
I'm not going with that right now. I am just
saying I don't know who has missed the most or not,
but Eddie, Eddie three months of COVID, trump's the you
two weeks of paternity leave and then also at both
ends when you were sick for three days. That was

(02:35):
pretty bad. But what I am saying is I am
just going to smile and be here and be happy.
And I guess should we talk about it or no?
My new motto, what about how Eddie is rushing us
because he has to go play golf. So golf should
be something that is for fun, leisure activity pushed way

(02:56):
behind the podcast. But maybe it's a business golf. Maybe
he's doing some stuff where he's got endorsement deals, uh,
stuff with touring because he's a musician. Yeah, but he's
finishing his video work right now and he's like, hey,
you guys, start the pot and when I'm done with
the videos, I'll be right in there. And I am
just I don't know if I'm tired because my son

(03:16):
was kind of sick last night from no no no.
I don't know if he was really sick or if
he's just being a drama queen. I I don't know,
but coughing like ridiculously loud and like I need water, ah,
I need tissue, waking me up all throughout the night.
So I don't know if I'm grouchy on that. And
I should be a little more understanding that, Hey, maybe

(03:36):
Eddie has a business golf event. I don't know. You
need a night nurse. That's what Aldane said. What's the
key to fatherhood? He said, night nurse. It goes. If
I can give you one piece, he goes, Oh, he said,
I'm such a hands on dad. I'm such a hands
on dad. But I'm what I'm gonna tell you the
key is get a night nurse. Well, no, that's the
exact opposite of being hands on. What about Aldine, you

(03:58):
mow the grasp, don't do that. So, yes, I wish
a night nurse. That'd be great in the middle of
the night. I wouldn't have to get out of bed.
But at the same time, I still hear my kid
yell like I'm not feeling good, I need a tissue,
I need water, coughing like it was coughing all night.
You would just hear it would be two in the morning.

(04:20):
It was like, oh my gosh. So maybe I'm grody
about that, and so maybe I should extend some you know,
sympathy towards Eddie that he has a golf outing that
he has to go to, so he's in kind of
a hurry calling me sympathy Sally. But for some reason
I'm not. I go to a local muni that doesn't
have tea times. That way, I can just go float
in there late in the afternoon after the podcast and

(04:42):
play nine holes and you guys make fun of me
until you're blue in the face. But really I do
that because you get to interfere with the potty. At
least you get golfing. I haven't got golfing in like
two months. But the oh I've englfed in my living
room two days ago, but outside two months. But it's
also been cold. It's been cold, old, and when the when? Oh, okay,
we have a day where we're gonna, you know, not

(05:03):
be working in late. We're like off early, like we
don't have a pod to do. Oh it's raining, Oh cool, cool, cool, Okay,
all the sunshine today. Oh my kid has a doctor's appointment. Oh,
it's a beautiful lot today. Oh I have this, you know,
stupid lunch or something. It's like a man, it hasn't
lined up, So I have not. I've driven by the
golf course. I've seen it. I've seen people playing and

(05:24):
I'm like, wow, that's really nice. And the only thing
they can keep me from not taking a nap is golf.
Otherwise I'm just fuck it. I'm taking a nap. But
you gotta bleep that, And eventually I feel like we're
gonna be shut down from swearing. I feel like they're
gonna tell us to stop cussing on this if you
just bleep it. But what I've told you is the

(05:46):
screens are on the far left. It's very difficult for
me to hit the buttons in this room, It's really
not if you just turn angle, I don't know whatever,
But then I gotta sit with my legs crossed like
a female and do the whole show like this, or
you can move the mic out that way. And how
do Clay and Buck do it? Don't they have a
producer that sits in there and press his buttons. Yeah,
they really have a producer that hits the buttons. I'm

(06:06):
pretty sure Clay doesn't know. But what I'm saying is, uh,
golf is a beautiful thing because I love it that
much that I will give up a nap. But that's
the only way I can play. Yeah, and now Bazer
works from home, so I really can't play because she'll
always have honey dues. It's just hard now. Also with
daylight savings because it gets dark so early here, right,

(06:29):
So if I don't get out there by one o'clock,
you ain't getting eighteen in in our course. At the
munity around here, they put the covers on it for days.
I'm I'm like, guys, it was cold about a week ago,
but they just keep it on because they're lazy, and
they say it's so the greens don't get frost on them.
You're chipping green had the had the covers on it.
This weekend I went by there. That was sixty. I

(06:51):
was gonna go by there and chip and I went
and I was like, okay, the covers are on cool.
I'm gonna head home. Now. What I've learned is, but
I did find out state jobs. Just try at the
bare minimum on Monday's there. It's free golf because there's
nobody there because it's closed, but they do have the
pins there. There was the greens were uncovered. The chipping
green was not right, but the actual playing was because

(07:12):
I went to pick up some food over there and
I saw people playing and I drove bottom, like there's
no golf car. Oh it's closed, that's why. But people
were still playing. But you think they would put up
one sign that says you're not allowed to play here.
They're fine with people getting in free golf. Yeah, why
wouldn't they? What if somebody did it's chili dipping, digging
the ship out of the course. Yeah, but if you

(07:32):
take a whole out of the green because you're mad,
guess what, they don't have tea times to match it
up with that person. Just random people on on Thursday.
But they expect golfers to be golf etiquette and respect
the course, and you gotta walk it. You can't do
the cards. The final day, Justin was here just then
they had no carts available. I said, justin between you
and me, Bra, where's my button? Justin? That dude, I'm

(07:54):
getting As a cart guy pulls in it just finished
the course nine. I went and grabbed his cart, reversed
it all the way to Justin's carls like, throw your car,
your club's in? What are you talking about? Don't we
have time? No? I stole this car. That was the
only way to get a cart. Justin's final day. You
didn't wash it. They didn't. And I learned that we've

(08:14):
talked about this before. The battery lasts forever. They must
have some tight titanium in that son of a bitch.
It's better in the battery on your phone. Whoa yeah,
Eddie just turned on the right. It's like the Howard
Stern Show, Like, what the hey, you guys do an
mpr in here? Why is it so dark? Right? Tell
me your deepest, darkest feeling you've ever had touched me?
Right here? You ever had sex with other man, you

(08:37):
want to go camping? What you guys talking about? How
much time do we have with you? We we already
talked about it. We addressed it. How you gotta go
play golf, so you had to finish your video work
and when you needed us to start the pod. Once
you play Pebble, I mean you're just a golfer. Now, hey,

(08:57):
can you imagine playing our Muni after Pebble? Can I
move this live? I'm on a dirt here you head
out the Ted Rhodes. Yeah. Man, Well at Pebble, like
the out of bounds is a little bit, you know,
further away from the water. Did you meet everything short
well Pebble that would have rolled him mile. Yeah, the
wind was a lot different at Pebble. He's going to

(09:17):
be that annoying guy when he plays with random people.
He's gonna be like, oh sorry. When we were at Pebble,
it's this see I've never played the only course I
did did yeah. Oh, so when he's on the green,
he's gonna freak. You know, I do it. The course
we played in Arkansas, I always tell people like, go, yeah, dude,
it was so elite. They don't even have tea times
you show up and they make it work. Retell that

(09:38):
story every time you're going to talk about Pebble for
the next fifty ye I want to compare every hole
I played a Pebble, But you never talked about Valdosta because, oh,
Balhalla was was very like not good condition. Oh, and
I think they're having one more p GA event. They're

(10:01):
like the championship, PGA Championship, and then they're done. They're
shutting that course down. They're shutting it down. Well maybe
like PGA is not gonna do anything in there anymore anymore,
like they were just gonna close it and build some
houses on it. No, I think the PGAs done with
that course because it's in such bad shape. I don't know,
they've probably been a lot of their own money to
fix it. Was not cheap and it was not great.
I'm shocked they don't have a Nashville PG event. Honestly,

(10:24):
that's one of the things that blows my mind. You're right,
they have one in Memphis, not here. Yeah, it's so
nice here. Do we have a course, Yeah, we have
three amazing courses. Troubadour, we have oh McCabe, Harpeth, Harpeth Hills,
they would be getting a hole on ones on Accabe
and Nashboro. No, Nashboro, dude, dude, what Nashboro. They would

(10:45):
come and be like, scratch their heads. Guy, I can't
figure of the three can do it. It's tough. Then
then the owner's gonna come out and look at everyone back,
everyone's back, and make sure they didn't bring drinks. Nance, dude,
Nance would be beside him. He's approached the owner. Did
you bring your own water to the course. You're out
of here. Well, it looks like Jordan's speeth has been

(11:07):
disqualified because he brought his own wad. Never seen Michael
actually scratch his head looking at a green Welcome to
a cave. We'll be back. It turns out there's no
yardage on these sprinklers, which makes it really hard on
these pros. So what what Michael is telling Jordan is
what it says on the plaque. The distance to the
whole is actually incorrect because they moved the distances around
in the cave, or like it's so old the yard

(11:30):
is worn off. Yeah, they're having a hard time because
it's been weathered the rain, the wind, the cold, the snow.
I heard Michael say is that a six or a nine.
This one, it doesn't have a plaque. They said someone
named Raymundo hit it with the golf cart with his buddy.
There's a smell of poop in that area. I believe

(11:52):
that's where Cody took a dump. Uh number seven. Here,
you'll see the people walking around the golf course. They
are in spandex shorts. They're particularly women. Welcome to the
PGA Tour event. That's mccame, dude. It's all chicks and
spandex leggings. Hey, let me ask you this though. At Pebbles,

(12:14):
so you're watching the tournament on TV, and like people
are walking the beach right by the course. That's not ticketed.
It's lower though, No I get it. But you can
still look up there and see what's going on, right, Yeah,
would you go, like if you lived at Pebble, would
you go and just kind of walk the beach just
to get a field? The first year probably, and then

(12:36):
after a while it's probably just like, oh whatever, it's
probably a nuisance. They're loaded with a five million dollar house. Also,
all these you gotta worry about golf balls find out
hitting in the head. Hey I left three down there?
Better not school my club, dude on that rock, dude,
here's my club, dude. Be careful, dude, I'm serious, don't
hit that rock. I gotta play on Sunday. He's trying

(12:58):
to go for the championship but didn't win. No, so
it was weird Man Rogers, Oh yeah, but I mean
it wasn't even a full round for them. But did
you see that everybody's piste Aaron Rodgers, Yeah, because he
led in his handicap. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know. I
don't know about that, but I don't know if he
likes Mitchell, who played with Josh Allen, was not shy
about calling him. He said, I think Josh and I

(13:19):
one that Aaron Rodgers, Uh, he doesn't count his handicrap
was full of what's Josh Josh Allen's handicap? Like a
two or three? Like it was like they're saying giving
him ten strokes every round. It's just absolutely stupid. So Ray,
the way it works is like you and I us
three are handicaps, are what fifteen seventeen whatever it would
probably be. So you go in as a handicap at

(13:41):
twenty handicaps, they're gonna give you twenty strokes. That's amazing,
no wonder they were minus twenty six. But what they're
saying Aaron Rodgers did is he's way better than the twelve.
Like he's really good and we've seen him on this
pay per view stuff, right or like whatever, whatever the match,
he's really he's really good. They said he's more like
a two and he's getting ten extra strokes and he
goes so that this whoever he played with, I don't

(14:03):
know who Aaron Rodgers played with, didn't he make the cut,
Like he didn't make the regular the pro did make
he didn't make the doing better than him, but it
didn't matter because Aaron Rodgers getting ten strokes every freaking
round and so they were like he was like plus two,
but they were minus twenty one. It's like what the hell?
They told him, hey, pro, even though you got cut,
you gotta still play because Aaron Rodgers did so good.
You're in first place for the pairs. But it's amazing

(14:25):
that I really believe Aaron Rodgers didn't. It shows you
what a cheater. He's a cheater, Like it's a charity event.
Golf cheaters really show you the cheaters because they cheaters
show you that their real person. Basketball, you can cheat
a little bit with fouling and out of bounce everyone.

(14:46):
Golf you can cheat a lot a lot Soccer, everyone
flops everyone every There isn't one person that's too good
for just We need another golf match, We hey so,
But he's right. In golf, if you're a golf cheeter,
you suck in life. You find out who someone really

(15:07):
is when you go play a round of golf with him.
Found my ball? You did it? There's no that that
was three yards into the woods. There's no way you
found your ball. And I love the ones that like
I found my ball, but they're still looking around. Well,
if you found your ball, what are you looking for?
You looking for other balls? Breakfast ball? What on the
back nine? How many mulligans do we get? Know? And
that's what Aaron Rodgers just shows his true colors. Like

(15:29):
what a weird scumbag. Everybody's calling him out and he's like, no, yeah, right,
Like they're just mad because we only played three rounds
instead of four. Like because Justin, I saw Justin when
I was saying with him, he uh, he would kind
of tea up so his ball would be in the fairway.
But he'd tee it up on a little piece of grass.
He'd fluff it all right. And I said, Justin, can

(15:50):
you fluff the ball? When do you get off? Well?
Everyone fluffs it right because because he Here's where it
gets tricky. Do you want to have fun out there?
Or do you really want to play golf? Like, if
you're gonna go play golf the way golf is really
supposed to be played, we're all gonna suck. Like, play
where it lies, dude, It doesn't matter if it's in
a freaking divot. It doesn't matter if it's right by,

(16:12):
you know, like bad grass. You have to play where
it lies. But when Justin with grass is creating a
grass tea, I'm like, Justin, you're teeing it up a little. Now.
I agree with you that, Like I understand, like if
you're hitting off of rocks moving over to the grass,
because we're not rocks, not rocks. But if you're like in, um,
like say David, just say David, it goes inside a
divot For us three that would be impossible to hit

(16:35):
out of. But the pros, what do we do? We
just played forty dollars to play this place. I'm gonna
get it out of that dvot. I get that, I'm
saying it. When you try to do it on the sneak.
When you try to, you gotta tell people you're doing.
Hey guys, I'm gonna move. I'm gonna put this ball
and the grass alright, Eddie, Eddie does this. Eddie is
a very hey man, do you mind if I move this?

(16:55):
Like he'll say it? But other ones you catch them
just like moving it, and it's like, why not just
say it? You try to be sneaky. Golf cheaters are
the worst you find out, truly people when they do that,
Hey man, you want you want a tea here? Why
not just freaking tea? As well? The old guys do, oh,

(17:16):
they throw a tea in the fairway. They do at McCabe.
I did that the first time I played golf ever,
and all my buds were like, what the are you doing.
I'm like, oh, you're not supposed to do that. I
thought that's what the tea was for. Would it help? Yeah?
But you only do that when they made so much fun.
Next day at school they're like, this dumb ass used
a tea on the fairway. I don't think I used
the tea on the fairway. But I think I said

(17:36):
to my buddy, probably South Beach. I go, well, why
wouldn't I just tee it up in the fairway It's
easier to hit, And he goes, you can't. You can
only get up in the tea. You got you got
two gloves on there, like looking like a dumb ass
us one And it's like me walking up on number
one and the first one I ever played lines musical,
laying my bag right there in the middle of the green,
and my buddy Rusty, what are you doing? I mean,

(17:57):
I'm like, well, I mean, he goes gonna put I
was like, why would I want to walk farther when
I'm gonna be And he probably stuck those little stands
on the green. This before they had stands in the bag, Okay,
I mean I was back in the nineties when they
didn't have stands. I mean I was just laying it.
I laid it straight on the green. I told you, Nick,
maybe my buddy Knick. I laid it on the green,
and some old man came out of his house, What
the hell are you doing? Get that bag off the green.

(18:20):
Nick's like, hey, Lee Malone, it's his first time playing golf.
But everybody understands when you say that Nick is now
doing what I don't have no idea, but but Nick
did constitution. No, he did teach Eddie how to punch out.
And every time Eddie's like naked, I gotta nicket or
hey man, you might want to nick that. He and

(18:41):
lunchbox too. Yeah. Man, I'm gonna have to nick this one.
I gotta say, most stuff I do, I taught myself.
My dad never played You never had a nick. My
dad never played golf. He definitely didn't play golf. South
Beach was competitive. He didn't teach me ship Billy. Maybe
a little bit, but I'd say most of it. Sizzle.
That's the sizzle right there, says taught sizzle that. So
that's why you say, and we'll be back. And when

(19:07):
we come back, I'm gonna tell you what else Aaron
Rodgers cheating and now what Aaron Rodgers is doing to
make up his decision for next year. We'll be right back.
In case you guys didn't see that all over the
dude that's not legit. Dude went to commercial that's scripted.
Aaron Rodgers, I now believe is being nuts just to

(19:29):
be nuts, like he he loves the attention messing with people.
I don't know if it's messing with people or he's
just doing crazy things just so he can be that
crazy guy so everyone will talk about him. That's called
messing with people. And also he did the alahutia that
opens your mind. But yeah, now he's going on an

(19:49):
isolation tour retreat for four days. He's gonna sit in
in darkness with nothing. That's method is he gonna take
some meth to and he's just gonna sit there in isolation.
He's gonna do some meditation and deal with his thoughts,
and he's gonna get his food through a hole. Someone's
gonna slide it through a hole. And now he's gonna

(20:10):
be in solitary confinement for four days. Yes, he'll be
there for about four hours and come on, let's with
who Okay, maybe sure what else? But hey, you leave
me in the dark room before I I'm gonna be
doing that for sure, what the hell else long to do?

(20:31):
But for four days. He's gonna do that for four
freaking days. And then he's like, and then I'll come
out with a decision about what I'm gonna do next year.
I'm gonna tell you what you're gonna do next year.
Aaron Rodgers, you're gonna play football because you're gonna go where. No,
he said, if he's gonna make his decision, if what
he's gonna do next year. Okay, but we already know

(20:53):
Aaron Rodgers, you're going to play football next He's not
gonna quit sixty million dollars. You're not walking away. And
also you want to know he's not walking away because
who retired this offseason? Tom Brady. Okay, so in five
years when they're eligible, No, no, what you go ahead,
finish what you're saying. You're wrong, Tom Brady, J J. Watt,

(21:13):
J J. Watt, they both retire this A J. Green
He just said that that's a penalty. So my whole
thing is, if he retires this offseason, he goes into
the Hall of Fame with Tom Brady and J. J. Watt,
he is gonna be third fiddle at that induction ceremony.

(21:34):
There is no damn way. Aaron Rodgers, Mr. It's all
about me. Are going to talk about J. J. Watts
retirement and what do you know about playing the fiddle? No,
I'm saying the people are gonna be more excited about
Tom Brady speech one J. J. Watt speech. I'm talking
about the induction to the Hall of Fame some more.
What's bigger news when someone gets divorced the first time

(21:54):
or the second time. I'm not talking about their retirement.
I am talking about when they go into the Hall
of Fame's at the Hall of Fame induction ceremony. He
would be in J. J. Watt and Tom Brady's class.
He would be third fiddle. People are gonna be more
interested in J. J. Watt and Tom Brady than they
are Aaron Rodgers. There is no way he is gonna
be third fiddle. So he is playing another year, just

(22:16):
even if it's not to win the super Bowl the
sixty million dollars. It's his ego will not let him
be third fiddle at the Hall of Fame induction ceremony
in five years. And you know that you probably thought
that through farther than he has. Hell no, I you
think I thought that more than Aaron Aaron Rodgers. Mr
me me me, me, me, me me me the fiddle,

(22:36):
the god he doesn't really play. So they're gonna be
a band at the home. Maybe he wants to chill
with Brady at the Hall of Fame. Hey man, we
did it, bro. Hey, I'm doing fiddle. I'm playing fiddle.
You're doing banjo? Hey, JJ you get a championship? Yeah,
me and Brady did J J J. J. Watts doing drums. No,

(22:56):
maybe it'll be a good fraternity. No. What I'm saying
is he does not want to be less known. He
doesn't want to be more. The anticipation will be for
Tom Brady and J. J. Watt and then Aaron Rodgers
at the Hall of Fame because everybody loves J. J. Wat.
When is that going to be in twenty years, five years?
I just said that when they're eligible for the Hall

(23:18):
of Fame. That is why Aaron Rodgers. The minute Tom
Brady said he was retiring, Aaron Rodgers like, well, I'm
playing again no matter what. But here's the thing I
saw on Twitter. Rodgers retweeted the article and somebody was
bashing him saying, Oh, you gotta go figure out what
you're doing with your life. Wow, you're a deep thinker.
Wow you're out of this world, and he goes. Rodgers
retweeted it and said, why did you rush to judgment
and criticize somebody instead of thinking positively, and they're trying

(23:40):
to open themselves up. Rodgers, dud, Dude, he is on
a mission right now where he thinks more. He's very
in tune with his thoughts, his body. He If he's
gonna go four days to a darkness camp, dude, he
must be invested a little bit in learning about himself.
Like when was the last time you learned about yourself?
Last night, you realize you're not good enough with the

(24:03):
bathroom I last at thirty seconds. I'm not good and bad. No,
I learned that I need to be the lights out, honey.
I need to think about baseball more. I'm done Rogers.
I was too quick. My wife said she wasn't say,
and I gotta be real. I throw a nightlight on

(24:25):
a little bit at night. I ain't going four days
a night dark, much less four You can't sleep in
the dark, knight. I need a little while you get scared. Yeah,
I need a nightlight. You know how many naps I
would take in those four days? You're like my kids,
That's what I'm saying. In those four days. You know
how much I'm gonna be napping If it's just dark
the whole the whole time, the whole time, Like what

(24:49):
is he really doing? Like? Shut up? You know what? Though,
as a kid, I used to play this game where
I try to get from one side of my house
to the other with my eyes closed. See how well
I can do it. As a blind person, I'd be
playing that game in the dark. Now we didn't. We
did play hide and go seek in the house. We
just turned off all the lights and at night it
was dark. You couldn't see break that's what you would do.
But it was so fun. I mean, so I'm curious

(25:11):
is he does he smoke a little bit or he
is just going in their stone cold sober. That's insane. Okay,
say you're going with weed and then and then my
question is it's it But then that's right, that's how
you can't that's light. And then my question is after
he eats his food, right that comes through this little
slit hole or whatever, how have they give it to him?

(25:32):
And he's got to take a ship that well, he's
gonna have some light. That's why. That's why it's bs.
He'll have a little bit of light, because how is
he going to know when he's done wiping. Good point,
taste it, smell it smell it s not not as
much of his actual not as much. But still you
think Rogers uses toilet paper. He has a biday. Let's

(25:53):
be real, that's true. He's a biday guy. You can
always tell looking at somebody guy. But you still the
light after the bidet just a little bit. It's just
a dry process. No, you you wash and then you
wipe and see if it's all gone. Okay, it's all gone.
Not all that, you know. Sometimes you gotta run the
water high pressure. It's gone, dude. So I just it's
so weird to me. He's just so weird and so annoying.

(26:14):
He's the opposite of you. He thinks about stuff. You
don't think about crap. But does he think about stuff
or is he just saying this crap to sound so
cool and deep. He really does think about stuff. But
also he has to be more personal now that he
does his weekly show with Pat McAfee, so he can't
just go on there and say xs and ohs, football,
love to work hard. He actually has to have a personality,
And maybe he thought about it beforehand, but he also

(26:37):
kind of just let it slip, and he's like, God,
damn it, he didn't know. He mean the front page
of every news site. I think things to be on
the top headline. I bet they played games where like
watch this is gonna make it, Roger make it. None
of it goes into these and he wants to be
the front headline. So he is thinking, what am I

(26:57):
going to say to be the lead story on Sports Center?
What am I going to say to be the headline
of the New York Post or whatever the hell New York. Well,
Eddie could have talked to him and met him in
Pebble Beach, but he didn't. He he was talking to people.
I can't believe that he was. He was too busy. Uh,
he was too busy cheating. I'll wait, hold on my handicapps. Well,
what are you talking about, dude? I'm kind of maddie.
You didn't get a picture with Rogers, Larry Fitzgerald, not easy?

(27:21):
Who was the other guy? There's another ball? H Josh, Like,
you didn't get a picture with any of them? See
that what You're trying to be too classy? Because it
was a classy? And did did Aaron Rodgers look like
he was mentally prepared to go into the darkness. Aaron
Rodgers looked like he was having a great time. He
was smiling, he was laughing. I mean, he's like, I
got ten free strokes, baby at the masses there real handicap.

(27:45):
Did he have some boys with him or was he
just doesn't happen by himself? I mean people? But I
think those were other celebrities, Like does Aaron Rodgers? Does
he have boys? Pat McAfee's on the show Adams, they're
boys on the foot in the football world. What do
you want to know? If he has a plumber? A

(28:07):
guy that works at a tire shop next door to
him is his friend? Does he have a camping But
my question, do you ever see Aaron Rodgers places with friends?
Do you ever see anyone at places with friends? I
see like players at like sporting events and they're drinking
beers with other teammates. I don't see Aaron Rodgers, Patrick
Mahomes and Kelsey out on the boat. That's a good example.

(28:29):
Who else goes out place? The Titans guys all, let
me ask you this. Let me ask you this. If
Kelsey sucked and couldn't catch a ball worth a crap,
would they be hanging on a boat. You can tell
the teams that hang out and they're best friends. But
but where is Aaron Rodgers his friends? Because he's selfish.
Nobody wants to be that only cares about themselves. Like,

(28:53):
where are his friends? On? Coach? I don't know where
his friends are? Will you please stand up? Who are they?
I want names? Coach, we don't know. I think he's
just a loser. Okay, maybe freaking hate that guy. This
darkness camp man. So so now when he plays next
year and if he plays well or plays bad, oh,

(29:14):
it's gonna be all about this darkness camp. This year
it was all about the hallucingenic Whatever the hell he
took super serum? What did he take? So next year
we're onto this darkness camp. Oh, we're gonna ask millions
of question about this damn darkness came. You should try
the darkness camp. Why give it a shot? Man? You
see how you come out on the other side. The
average man can never do that because you don't have time.

(29:37):
The average human doesn't. No one could do that right,
four days, just gonna sit in a dark room. But
that's why I also love people to go on retreats,
not even the ones that are trying to overcome opioids
and drugs and addiction and sex. People that are just
going to these retreats out in the woods for a week.
Who coach? That was a movie? Oh nine perfect strange
that one. No, Well, if some of the country hard

(29:57):
to say they go on this retreat where they're out
in the woods and a cell phone, who can actually
do that? People that our country artists? I mean I
could be like, hey, Bazer, can I go on this
retreat where I just go to the woods without my
cell phone? And should say no, we don't have that
money and I want to hang out with you. Normal
people can't do that. Rogers has the luxury. But normal
you can go to rehab. But Mike, yes, you're right,

(30:17):
they have to lose their jobs. People to go to
rehab have money. You don't ever see poor people go
to rehab because rehab is expensive. They can charge out
the wall. People go to the street. Rich people go
to rehab. Well, no, poor people go to jail. Rich
people go to rehab jail, yes, But my question is,

(30:39):
I mean, Weil, how do you invent something like this
and get people to come Like who invented? They got Rogers. Hey, guys,
I'm gonna open up a cabin. There's no like. Hey, right,
I got a business. Let's go to lunch. I got
a business. I want to pitch you. Okay, I want
to see if you want to invest. Okay, man, let's

(31:00):
sit down. Well all right, what is it? Well, so
what we're gonna do is we're gonna build these houses
that are completely dark, no electricity, so we'll save on
that there. People are gonna come and stay on them
for four days when we we we hand them food.
Through this whole we already have somebody that booked Aaron Rogers,
Aran Rogers from Day Wisconsin. How do you get the

(31:20):
word out about this? What makes you think this is
a good invention? This further is my point. Rich people
spend their money on the dumbest ship. First, it starts
with a doctor that says the research says that if
you stay in the dark, come for four days, you
get the bet there. Because I'll tell you what. My
parents were without electricity for a couple of days last week.

(31:42):
They were miserable. Yeah, I mean, you want to call
that camp what it is? It's Houston. Weren't they without
electricity for days? During the storms New Orleans during Katrina.
They all experienced it too, and they lost their minds.
I think, you go insane, But but it's cool. I'm
gonna go do this because this is man. I'm gonna

(32:03):
learn about myself. That shut up. I thought that hallucingenic
crap did that for you. It's deep. You gotta appreciate
somebody that's trying to get as much of the orange
out of life as they can. He's sucking juices. I
never thought like that. I like orange juice. I like sucking.
But I mean, like day three, he's a little bored.

(32:25):
Come on, no, no, can he not have her? Two?
He's bored? Can he not have a girl come visit him?
Any rabbits just to like get the juices flood? Oh
my gosh. And we come back. We're gonna talk about
another guy that what's his problem? Like? Why don't he
like somebody big moment? Can't even celebrate. We'll be right back,
little brown Kareem abdul Jabar, No, it's not any of them.

(32:52):
Does he hate Lebron? Is he jealous Lebron? Is he
jealous of all the attention Lebron gets? Does he not
like playing with Lebron, tell me what because when Lebron
breaks the record last night, congrats Lebron, it's an amazing record.
You're the all time leading score in the NBA histor
eight six eight eight. I don't know the number, but whatever.
But Anthony Davis was the only person in that arena

(33:15):
sitting down when it happened. He just sat there on
the bench. And he could be a victim of not
knowing that everybody has a cell phone nowadays. Back in
the day, when you get away with that, doesn't have
a knee injury. No, he's playing his knee. He walks
to the bench and drains the shot, and he's just
sitting doesn't stand up. Everybody's already up in anticipation and

(33:36):
he's just sitting there. And it's like it's the position.
He doesn't feel it's fair that Lebron gets all those
points because Kareem in uh, Anthony Davis, same position. No threes,
a lot of scores, a lot of a lot of
two points from the paint. It's not fair, he thinks.
It's both man, it's crap, dude. You get to shoot
three pointers. Kareem didn't. There was no three pointer. Kareem

(34:00):
had one three point his entire career. Kareem still a
leader to me, man, and that's why he sat down
for the power forward. So you think he's more of
a Kareem fan than he is. Uh, he's a power forwards,
a big man. It's just so weird to see him.
I mean, what if he wanted to take it all in?
You don't. But he couldn't even see it because the
other players were still he was looking at someone's ass

(34:25):
because he was in the middle of the bench and
he just sat there. But also, they're not going to
make the playoffs. They lost that game. That's the hilarious part.
They lost to a terrible okay see team that has
a better record than them. I don't know how. It
just makes no sense, but it's so funny to me.
Is it like? Maybe that was it? Maybe he was
upset about the game. He was pissed they were losing.

(34:45):
Egregious Alexander, Yeah, I think that's what they were glorious. Glorious. Well,
he also was given the script. We can joke about
as much as you want. The script for that game
was Lebron. There's a script for the NBA two Is there?
Literally no? But Lebron had it written on his headphones,
the exact record, so he knew he was breaking at
that we knew they were just gonna. He was gonna

(35:05):
bright and Anthony Davis wanted to get his own because
he you want to get some too. He wanted his points.
He didn't get his points, and then he didn't get
the win. They're fighting for the playoffs, and the script
was Lebron wins this game, gets the record. Nobody put
in the script for them to win the game when
they're fighting for their lives. That would be it. Really,
So you don't think there's so you think it's no

(35:27):
fraction between Lebron and Anthony Davis. You don't think it's
like they don't like each other. But I'm not watching
sports looking into who likes who. But it can be
important to who Lakers fans well to the coh A
team exactly, Lakers fans. Do you give a crap about
the Lakers? Right? Do you give a crap about the Lakers?
A little bit? I was gonna say, I give a
little bit because it's Lebron, and Lebron is amazing, and

(35:50):
it's amazing to me that they they have Lebron Anthony
Davis and Russell Westbrook, and they suck. I can't wait
for Bron, coach. It has nothing to do with the coke.
Why not they fired? When my team doesn't do well,
it's on me, boys, It's on me, all right? This
is coach, Hey, whose fault is it? You shot the

(36:11):
kids that are still trying to figure out how to play.
They're following my lead. It's my fault, boys, players, that's
on me. Boys. They try to and blame the coach.
They fired Frank Vogel, who won them a championship. This
coach ain't any better. I hate to tell you, guys,
it's not the coach. They need Philip Jackson and also
they need pat Riley back. Jealousy is a real thing.

(36:32):
Lebron makes a lot more than him. Lebron is gonna
be the greatest ever. He's just Anthony Davis. The Brown
makes a ship ton of money. But does he ever
won one? He won it in the bubble Pelicans did
bubble didn't count? Man? Well, they have a ring on
their finger. But I agree with you. I mean it
was kind of weak. It counts, it counts, no, But

(36:54):
I'm just saying, when you watch that It's just like now,
Anthony Davis is gonna have to answer questions for the
next week about why he didn't stand up and celebrate.
What what's the problem. Why weren't you happy for Lebron? No,
I'm really happy. I love Lebron. I mean, it's just
what he It feels weird. It feels like everybody, everybody
in the arena standing up and you're asked sits down.
I was standing up in my house without a roof, protesting.

(37:17):
He's protesting that he was protesting something else. He can
make something else up. The Kyrie thing. He was mad
how that all went down? There we go, Oh, he
was mad. Kairie didn't come to the Lakers. That could
be it. And he's realizing they ain't making the playoffs.
There's just another losing team. I mean maybe I just
don't know. It feels weird. It felt weird. It was strange.

(37:38):
But coach, I worry about you. Why you so far?
You've talked about a lot of stuff you don't know
anything about, and he has so many questions. Do you
feel empty at the end of the day. I wanna
know this. I didn't. No one has answers. Aaron Rogers
such a weirdo. I don't know, does he have friends?
I don't know. Why did Anthony Davis sit down? Don't know.

(38:00):
Your life must be unfulfilled every night when you go
to bed. I just I look at things and I
think it's a bad look for the Lakers. It it
gives you an inside look that they are not a
tight knit group, that they don't really like that. You
can't put superstars together. They they don't mix. And if
the video didn't get posted, you would never have this feeling.

(38:23):
Anthony Davis just didn't know that video would get out.
I he was hiding behind people. I watched the Spurs
with Duncan, Genoboli and Parker, and they superstars. They're not superstars.
They weren't towers. They're Hall of famers. They are superstars.
I watched Bosh, Wade and Lebron. They were cohesive, they

(38:47):
liked each other. You could tell Wade and Lebron were superstars,
not Bosh. Oh my gosh, Bosh was a superstar. When yes,
and that's what I mean. They all got along. You
could see it, you could feel it. Watching that just
tells me, Damn, the Lakers don't like each other. They don't.
They play like they don't like each other. Basketball has
to have coach, Yes, you have to like each other
on the basketball court. Tell my kids very important to

(39:08):
like each other. So they should all be friends. They
should all stay the night on a Friday night each
slumber That's what they should do, a slumber party. And
that coach needs to put that together. It's obvious when
they leave the arena. They leave the arena. They're not buddies.
They're not texting each other. They all hate each other. Hey,
who wait my brownie? What I didn't touch a brownie?
Big fight going on in the house? Step over? Hey,

(39:29):
who stole my iPad? Who did Lebron celebrate with when
he hit it? Brownnie James, He's celebrated with his kids,
his wife, because that's what matters. Teammates were nowhere to
be found, and he also was like calling people over
is like, come celebrate with me. Where are my people? Guys?
Where's the people that loves me? Teammates were nowhere to
be found because they separate themselves. He's the greatest, he's Lebron,

(39:51):
We're the Laker. I wouldn't say he's the greatest. Number two.
Then playing right now. Oh, he's the greatest player right now. Yeah,
he's I'm saying the vault. I'm you can't do of
all times, you need to go to his ass. Why
can't we be okay with the greatest of this time?
Lebron at thirty eight was what he just did. Michael
Jordan at thirty eight was with the Washington Wizards, and

(40:13):
I'll hang up and listen, and we all know how
that ended. The Remobdul Jabar in the seventies was freaking amazing.
KGB was amazing, was amazing, Magic Johnson, Joe Jackson, I
am with Eddie. Why are we so in love with
saying goat every time? Like? Why can't because comparing generations

(40:37):
is so especially the game changes the three point shot
comes in in the NFL. They used to never throw
the ball. They used to run the ball. You didn't
talk about quarterbacks. Oh he's the quickest at age five
to get ten thousand yards or whatever, you know. And
it's like, well, yeah, because they throw it fifty times
a game now. But also you can you can have
these arguments. A lot of people say, oh, you can't

(40:58):
compare generations. Rady seven Championships when it was in the
fourth quarter and he's down two touchdowns. You knew he
damn near how to Joe Montana could do the same
thing too. He could do exactly that. Lebron they called
him to come back. Lebron and Jordan's. Jordan was a
much clutch, more shooter. Jordan's the goat. Lebron's too. Lebron
made scored the most. Jordan's was, Here's the thing. Scoring

(41:22):
the most is fine, but it's it's called longevity. Playing
more years than Karl Malone has more points than Michael Jordan's.
Is he better than Michael Jordan's the Mailman. Yeah, he's
out delivering mail right now. I mean he's like you're
talking about Moor the mail Man. I was talking about Moe. Hey,
mo did announce he got out of jail. He was

(41:43):
in jail. Yeah, he'd been in jail for the last
and nine months. I think he said that's what he's
back Moen Tamba, Yeah serious, Yeah, he said he hadn't
been able to listen to nine months. He's finally back.
So I just assumed as he got out of jail
that Crown Apple got him. What are you about to read?
Ray text between me and Justin Justin uh I said, Justin,

(42:07):
Indiana will probably beat the living piss out of any
team in the Big tex I said, Trace Jackson Davis
is a name you boys need to learn. And Justin said,
known it for two years, kid still playing, wasn't good
enough to go to the league. Been playing since the
Reagan administration. And I said, well, the slipper will fit
come March. And it's a size fifteen for Trace Jackson Davis.

(42:30):
He's with Indiana, he's pretty good and they're in top
Cinderella would be kind of And he said, when the
clock strikes twelve, you will be mopping up the floors
with the seven dinguses of Michigan State. And I said,
Ohio State will turn into a pumpkin as the clock
strikes twelve on February, thus heading to the n I

(42:50):
T Pumpkin Patch with Quinnipiac. We just bash out. I
would I would have ignored that first test. I want
that is he's talking about, responded, can someone please fill
me in? How can how we went from Lebron to that? Sorry,

(43:13):
that was a transition. I mean out of nowhere. We're
talking about Lebron breaking the scoring record and we wanted
to talk about college basket bright down text from him
and just it was time to put the goat discussion
to bed. I felt like it had had its day
in the sun. So whenever you're tired of of a topic,
just do that. That's what I do in real life.

(43:35):
Just bring up a tex Yeah, you can always switch topics.
And if somebody's just talking about their kids, like, hey man,
so when's the last time you bang your wife? I mean,
that's how you change up a topic. I like it.
I like it. That's bad. So do we keep talking
about Indiana or I mean? And also, people are circling.
I'm like, what is going I was checking the zoo
head text ory. Okay, I don't know. They circled like

(43:55):
three times, vulture, Well take a break another one. I
thought we were done. No, we're not done. Hey, how
good is Brady gonna be in the broadcast booth? Tara good?
I think he'd be good if he becomes himself, like
he's got to like stop it with a whole like
I'm i Mr. Perfect. If he could talk the way

(44:17):
he was talking on the bench, by yelling at his
lineman and yelling at his receivers like that's how he
needs to be in the booth. If he could be
real in the booth, he's gonna be awesome. Well, we
know Brady's not really's fake and he's real though. Well,
right now we have two amazing Mark Olsen's dude, he's

(44:38):
really good. You want to hear my impression. Hold and
then also Tony Romo. We have two greatness. Romo is great.
Let's hear here's Mike greg Olsen. Yeah, you know he
he's gotta get a little tighter on that coverage. You know,
I think he's doing fine. He's doing a fine job,
doing a little Romo in it. Romo was like this, Okay, look, Jim,

(45:01):
are you ready for that? Jim Jim, Jim, Hey, Jim, Jim,
this is super ba. Look look no, no, greg Olsen,
he's still trying to figure it out a little bit.
Greg Olsen is your dude. Greg Olsen is your guy.
He's wearing a suit. He puts his hands where all
his fingers are touching, and he's very like, you know,

(45:22):
you know, the team's got what they but I just
don't never gonna need to work a little harder, like
shuck up, be yourself. That's why we like Romo. Romo
sounds like he's at home in his living room talking
to his buddies. I like the discussion. I don't think
Tom Brady's gonna be good in the booth. Has to
be real, be serviceable. Yes, will he get the Marquee games.
Maybe he's gonna get the marketing games. He's gonna be

(45:43):
the number one broadcaster for whatever. For Fox, He's gonna
be in their number one game because his name is
Tom freaking but he's not doing it until he said so.
He's gonna take a year off. Fine, but I don't
think he's gonna be any good. I worry he's gonna
be up like like you say, he's not gonna be
real here. You guys think greg Olsen is good, then

(46:04):
you guys are gonna love Tom. But greg Olsen is good.
En No, Tony Romo is good at breaking things. Now,
Tony Romos overrated. Tony Romo was good in the first year,
and then he guesses and now half the time he's
damn wrong. He's good, dude, is he's entertaining into the game.
I just don't think Brady's gonna have the ability to
actually take the audience and make them feel like they're

(46:26):
in the stadium. You're gonna feel like, oh, Brady's talking
about the game. Cool? I feel nowhere Brady is gonna
be able to talk on our level? Or is he
gonna talk above us? Is gonna talk ab really? Yeah?
I mean, coach, all these guys are elite athletes and
they can talk at our level. But all of them
are good at Johnson knew everything about football and he

(46:48):
could somehow break it down to Turducan you know what
I mean? He could break it down to a dude
just grilling chicken and watching the game. Yeah, like Drew Brees.
They tried him for that, but his personality sucks. And also,
but Brady dates supermodels, greatest football player in the world.

(47:08):
Can he also be great and announcing? There's not that
many great so you can be right. There was when
Brady was doing the golf game with whatever and they're
miked up with Tiger or whatever. He was being himself,
but by talking crap to other golfers and making fun
of himself, suck at Chuck. If he could do that
on in in the booth, it's gonna be hilarious. Oh,

(47:31):
here we go. Here Dak's gonna choke under pressure on
this one. I'm going to do that. You can't like
comment about. I mean, he's a color. His first joke
is after that interception, I'd definitely be throwing the tablet.
That has to be his first joke, exactly exactly. And
then you go to a montage of him throwing. If
he didn't go over and throw a tablet, Jim, then
he's not really upset like that, funny like that. I

(47:55):
hope he can do it. I want him to be going.
He'll have coaches, let's be really, he's got it in
to your year to go through. He's gonna do trial
runs where he watches his kids games and does play
by play. Now I feel bad for though, is Greg Olsen.
You know in a year that you're just going to
the B team, And that's okay because he deserves to
be in the B team. He still gets games. They

(48:15):
still announced him. Yeah yeah, and they're all regional. I
don't think you understand that Fox covers five games, right right,
but they're one that's the biggest one. Yeah. But but
Greg's still gonna do do his job. But he won't
get the super Bowl. But he's still a part of
the game. And every weekend he gets to get his
rocks off because he's watching a game, he's talking about it.

(48:36):
Some of these guys don't got friends up there in
the booth. They have people actually listen to him. Most
people in their life don't have people that listen to him.
Maybe that's why Greg Olsen does it. Nobody actually listens
to him. Now. I can't believe they're paying him three
million dollars or Brady for ten years, because I do
not understand. I don't tune into a game just because
the announcer, right, but women will because of the name Brady,

(48:58):
not that he's gonna be good, not that he's gonna
have a great voice. Let me get let me tell
you not. The's me a storyteller. I turned on the
TV last night and it was the Suns and the Nets.
What gambling were you doing? Nothing? It was just on,
no nothing, I'm just on TV. I turn it on
and Kevin Harlan is not announcing, and it sounds weird,
it sounds stupid, like it just didn't sound right. When

(49:20):
Kevin Harlan is announcing NBA, it feels right. It's a
vibe and that's where like Jim Nance, when Jim Nance
is announcing, it's a vibe, when Al Michael's is announcing,
it's a vibe. Let me, let me, I guess, expand
on my thoughts. I don't turn the game off because
I'm like, oh, Tom Brady is not announced and I'm
not watching that game. But doesn't it make the game better?

(49:42):
When John Madden was announcing, didn't that make the game better?
Didn't it just feel awesome? Like it's freaking it felt
like a bigger game? Exactly? That's what they want. And
so if you're choosing from three games on TV, you're
gonna stay on that one. No, I'm gonna stay on
the best game. Whatever. The best games I understand, but
think on average. And they're gonna show Brady he's good looking.

(50:03):
Women want to see that. They're gonna do a lot
more interviews. I'm gonna want to see it exactly. Hell,
they'll even let Brady have his wife new wife up
in there. I don't have a wife. He'll probably rebound.
I don't know. Why do you think he's taking a
year off because he's got a bag about thirty chick?
Because he wants to not have any structure. He wants
to go chill on that beach. Yeah, he wants to

(50:24):
gain some weight. Gave him the heads up, dude, do
a video from the beach. I mean, but I mean
his face was like a cave. The divorce. He said,
fifteen pounds. That's keto keyto make you lose that kind
of weight. There's these eppens that people are doing. Alex
Guerrero being the booth too. I don't know his trainer. Yeah,

(50:46):
I'm making him straight. Oh wait, that way training Now
he can train for other things he's been doing all
his football training. Dude, he might want to bulk up,
get a little you know, a little jacked, a little
strung out, you know what I'm saying. Yeah, alright, well,
look one email and this might be the best merch
idea we've ever had. Sent pains. Probably do it and

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then not talk about it now, Coachers, I mean, what
the actual fuck? Hear me out sore losers, driver putter
and wood covers, warmer weather coming up, more merchandise for
the golf courses. Let's go, coaches. That's from Theresa. Theresa. Huh.
Well it's a good one because at Top Golf we

(51:31):
had what six people out of our entire listening audience,
six people like to play golf? Do you know that
our entire listening audience did not go to the convention?
You realize that, I think I don't know why. I
know that we only have like maybe a thousand people
that listen, so we had a tenth of them there,

(51:51):
but not all of them were there. So maybe Theresa
is onto something. When I read that email, I was like, damn,
that's actually a good idea. Well let's get on a couch,
and I think they'll be better than paying Nike. And
also callaway, Well, I'm a Cobra Puma guy. Is Cobra Puma?
The same thing? Is Cobra Puma is like a it

(52:12):
might be Puma Cobra not sure, one of the one
of the, one of the And there's also the new
companies that you can get a replica your dog and
it can be a head cover on your golf club.
So we're competing with them. That's okay, all right, we're
getting that wrap signal. Ah hit him straight. Oh,