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December 6, 2024 50 mins

In this episode Lunchbox details his awkward encounter with the Big Kahuna and the case of mistaken identity.  We are excited to announce that we will soon be having Sore Losers Memecoins going on sale after Hailey Welch aka Hawk Tuah girl had such a great experience with them. Justin is stressing out with Fantasy Football Playoffs on the horizon and he has declared who the Ripper Magoos want to play in the playoffs. Also we tell you who wins this weekend in college football.                                                                                                                                                                                

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Whoa. I wasn't even recording. Say it again. I said,
happy Friday, man, Happy Friday.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
What is our number one rule in business? Never talk
on a microphone that isn't hot?

Speaker 1 (00:10):
I apologize, man, I'm just it's it's been a long week.
I'm tired. It's freaking cold. I don't know. I mean
it hurts to walk outside. And we complained about it
being hot in these studios and now it's ice damn
cold in these studios and I am freezing my ass off.
My hands are so damn cold. Hold on switching this.

(00:31):
I don't know how many difference tell us it should. Okay,
it sounds a damn same. I'm in a good mood
on a Friday. I will agree with you onto that
because I texted my wife, Dude, I'm gonna Zelle is
such a bitch. Oh this is bad. This is bad.

Speaker 2 (00:48):
Oh man, why did I say that? I said, we're
talking about mopping.

Speaker 1 (00:54):
Oh no, this is beenod. We're talking you guys text
about mopping. Yeah, dude, married life is wild. Please tell
me what you discuss, like, oh, I'll mop the kitchen
if you mop the bathroom, or what what are you doing?
That's literally what it is.

Speaker 2 (01:06):
I mean, back in the day, used to be boys
texting about recent nudes they've gotten. Now it's talking about mopping.
I go, my feet are so cold. I can't wait
to put them in our cats fur.

Speaker 1 (01:22):
Dude, that's all I could think about. Oh my god,
Oh morning, my feet are still cold. Oh man, it's
freezing dude. Like my fingers hurt, Like I'm I put
them in my pockets, I put them in my ass
and I can't warm them up. It doesn't matter wherever
I put my hands, they're not warming up. It's terrible.

Speaker 2 (01:38):
And also by talking to all this, dude, we've lost
all the respect to the truck drivers for I mean
for sure, like there's absolutely no doubt. I can't wait
to get home. It's like I can put my feet
in the cat's fur.

Speaker 1 (01:50):
That's how cold they were. Oh my god, Hey, the
day show you got? When was the time you stopped
listening to the sore Losers?

Speaker 2 (02:01):
When Ray started talking about sticking his feet and the
cat's fur, That's when I knew that show sucked.

Speaker 1 (02:05):
Ass.

Speaker 2 (02:06):
Yeah, the Sorre Losers invested in the Hawk to a coin.

Speaker 1 (02:11):
Yeah, that's when I heard that. That's why Brandon Hill
and his wife Amy, they can't come to the convention
because they bought to a coin. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:21):
Man, a girl that did a motion of a knob job,
she's made a coin. Does anybody want to buy it? What?

Speaker 1 (02:29):
What? What?

Speaker 2 (02:31):
And then they said she pulled the rug out from
people because it was worth something at first. So you
invested your money and you thought that you made money,
and then like within the hour, it tanked and everybody
lost their life savings on Haktua money.

Speaker 1 (02:44):
I mean, I gotta say Mark Cuban puts out a coin,
I get it, or you know, Bill Gates, or I
guess Elon Muska. I don't know who, but Howktua is
who you are putting your future in. If you're hitching
your your horse to someone to and you pick hawk
Tua out of everybody. I mean Warren Buffett maybe, I

(03:05):
don't know if is he still alive? Warren Buffett is,
we'll google it. T Boone Pickings, he might be dead.
Mike Grundy, No, he sucks. Uh. But I mean the
fact that people actually bought a hawk to a coin.

Speaker 2 (03:21):
God, idiots, I got one better for you. A hawk
to a coin's money. That's what it was. So this
is all alleged. This is apparently, this is secondhand, this
is I've heard, this is I don't agree with this.
I thought that I didn't think that other people have
said this. Allegedly, Bob Menory was involved with the Nelk Boys,

(03:42):
and this is similar to the coin, the Hawk to
a coin. They created a card that was called the
Meda Card, and you had to get a Meda card
if you want to get into these gyms that were
never created. You had to get into special meetups.

Speaker 1 (03:55):
Which are never created.

Speaker 2 (03:57):
You had to get into special podcasts which never happened.
So they sold them for because they got to do
the math because Bob Menery ended up making a shitload
on it.

Speaker 1 (04:06):
So they sold them.

Speaker 2 (04:07):
Let's just say they were one hundred dollars times one million,
one hundred million, So they sold them for one hundred
dollars and over a million people signed up for it,
which is over one hundred million dollars. And I believe
Menory was in for a twenty percent stake and what
were they.

Speaker 1 (04:25):
Called meta card Meda cards.

Speaker 2 (04:27):
Might have been two percent, dude. So anyways, he cleared
he cleared five million on these. But I don't think
anything ever came of them. So it wasn't where they
increase in value or they decrease in value. It was
just an exclusive club that really never ended up being anything,
but allegedly there was money.

Speaker 1 (04:48):
For I mean, medic cards are a thing. Medic cards
are a set of pictorial cards founded on neuro linguistic
programming principles. No, that's not it. They have been young people.
I don't know. No, I don't really care about the noteboys.

Speaker 2 (05:02):
I'm just saying that was my connection to talk Toola.

Speaker 1 (05:05):
Oh good, good connection. But I yeah, I know that
Caraway was in charge of like collecting money from his
group for coaches convention to get to Airbnb, and he
bought two Hoktua coins and now they're all pissed at
him so they won't become the convention guys.

Speaker 2 (05:21):
That was all leged everything we just said. So we
have cleared ourselves.

Speaker 1 (05:25):
Oh here it is. There's a whole Reddit scan it says.

Speaker 2 (05:29):
Now it's been two years since it launched. Unsurprisingly, there
are promises of full send gyms, lounges, casinos, restaurants, festivals,
et cetera. Freedom Metic card holders have not been and
made any progress The NFTs were about three thousand each
at Mint and have dropped in price. So this is
the same type of stuff I don't know really value
are that got it? So with that, we are launching
a sore Losers coin.

Speaker 1 (05:52):
And hey, if you sign up for the convention by
December twentieth, you have first DIBs on buying a sore
Losers coin. That's the bugy news. Yeah, so if you
buy your ticket to coach He's Convention four by December twentieth,
you have the first right to purchase the Sore Losers
meme coin. Hey, the meme coin.

Speaker 2 (06:14):
Arnold already has started paying with stuff on Broadway with
those meme coins, and they're actually worthless.

Speaker 1 (06:19):
As of now. But on December twenty is when we
give you the option to buy him. They're worth one
million dollars and we may sell him for two bucks
a pop. Who knows I took him to a titty bar.

Speaker 2 (06:29):
No you didn't. You better be paying those women more
than that. Those things are valueless.

Speaker 1 (06:33):
Sasfire loved it.

Speaker 2 (06:34):
What this one guy, I'm not gonna give my name,
all right. You know the manual I bought John Sarahsani.
He's a good guy, love him, Love the manual.

Speaker 1 (06:42):
How do you know him?

Speaker 2 (06:43):
I don't just from the Instagram.

Speaker 1 (06:46):
So John Sarahsani he created the Manuel. He's a great guy.
How do you know? I don't.

Speaker 2 (06:51):
Hey, I learned a little bit of money management from
the manual. Other than that, really not much. It was
an easy read, though, so that's why I loved it.
Twenty dollars manual. I don't give a crap. I'll spend
that money. And it's his autograph on it, which is
kind of cool, and it's numbered and he sold like
a thousand of them, so he probably cleared about two
hundred thousand.

Speaker 1 (07:07):
People are making a lot of money.

Speaker 2 (07:08):
Anyways, he made as he made a coin and now
it's a coin that you just take with you to casino.
And what did he call He called it just not
gen Pop because his thing is it's all private rooms,
like I'm not a general population. The coin just says
not gen Pop. And people just put it in their
pockets for good luck when they gamble. And he's selling it.
Now we kind of come up, dude, we gotta come

(07:31):
up with a sore losers coin.

Speaker 1 (07:33):
Oh my god, it's good luck when people gamble. Now
we have to sell a meme, a meme coin, and
a good luck and a good luck coin. I mean
a man, dude, people put in their pocket right into
the show. Hey man, I use your guys coin. I
lost my house. Hey guys, I bought one of your

(07:53):
good luck coins, and so I went to Vegas. I
was like, this is a fail proof plan. Now I'm homeless.
Hey guys, I bought one of your coins.

Speaker 2 (08:02):
I did parlays and I just was firing all week
and my wife kicked me out.

Speaker 1 (08:06):
We got a divorce. Hey guys, I bought one of
your good luck coins and you said, oh my gosh,
just put it in your pocket. It's the only thing
I have my pocket. I'm living in the tunnels under Vegas.

Speaker 2 (08:19):
Hey guys, I tried to use one of your coins
to pay for something at a gas station. They told
me that they're absolutely worthless.

Speaker 1 (08:25):
Yeah, man, I had one of your good Luck coins
in your pocket, and I was like, you know what,
I'm gonna show my boss who's boss. And I went
in his office and I slapped on the table and said,
now who's the boss. He said, I was fired, man, Damn.

Speaker 2 (08:38):
Hey guys, I was using one of your coins in
my pocket and I.

Speaker 1 (08:41):
Got jumped and they robbed me and stripped me naked. Hey, hey, guys,
I had one of your coins in my pocket and
I got pistol whipped and they stole the coin. So no,
that guy's got good luck looking for him have the
best coin in the world. Oh my gosh, we are

(09:02):
so stupid. But you think I'm kidding though about that?

Speaker 2 (09:05):
It would be something that people would as they're watching
games and gives them a good luck gambling No, no,
but I'm hit homies really doing those?

Speaker 1 (09:13):
Did you buy one?

Speaker 2 (09:15):
Well?

Speaker 1 (09:15):
If baser hears this and gets a Christmas present idea,
are you kidding with a good luck ass coin? I
have done. I give up on life. If you buy
a good luck coin from some dude that you follow
on Instagram, I am done.

Speaker 2 (09:32):
John Sarahshani Sorry, get the name right?

Speaker 1 (09:35):
What if it actually works? Like You're right? I shouldn't.
I shouldn't, I shouldn't batch it. We gotta start whatever
makes you feel like it's a good luck charm, and
so be it. All right, let's start it, man.

Speaker 2 (09:47):
And teasing deep tease. Justin said some texts about you.
I gotta read him at some point this show.

Speaker 1 (09:52):
Oh, he sent me a text to I haven't responded. Well,
you can do it at some point. Let's just intro
the show, arnold you. Yeah, I'm ready for the freaking weekend.
But then I need some fun. All right, We're gonna
do it live or do your thing? All right? We
oh the one two three? So loser? What up, everybody?

(10:14):
I am lunchbox. I know the most about sports, so
I'll give you the sports facts, my sports opinions, because
I'm pretty much a sports genius. What's up? You all? Had?

Speaker 2 (10:23):
Scissory mundo. I'm going condom lists. I think I do
better when the headphones aren't fully on my head. It's
something with hearing the audio and all that. The reaver
back in my head too much in the weeds. Sorry
about that anyways. I'm from the North Alpha Male, live
on the North Side with Bazers. She was a Broadway girl.
Took her there now to the country and we love it.
Two point two acres, two point five kids at Vanderbilt Clinic,
and we are ready for the freaking weekend. I'm about
to do nothing but watch sports and not leave my house.

(10:44):
It's total damn cold outside and drink an equal amount
of beers to money one ratio, which is hopefully three
beers in the twenties. Oh, I'm trying to win back
that money we lost in Vegas.

Speaker 1 (10:57):
I understand that. I love how much respect the soord
losers get, how much we get as a you know,
in this building, people see us and they're like, damn,
there they are. And I'm walking through the building yesterday
and I'm headed into the bathroom. In the gm of
the whole place, the big boss, the Big Kahunah. He
looks at me and he goes, hey, man, I got

(11:18):
your email looking into it. And I have no idea
what this guy's talking about. I've never emailed the Big Kahunah. Wait,
so he said that to you, said it to me.
Going to the bathroom. I'm going to the bathroom and
he is in the kitchen and he says, hey, man,
I said morning. He goes, morning, I got your email.
I'll look into it. Yeah, he got your email, but

(11:38):
I never emailed him. So I'm like, okay, cool, weird
run in with the big Cohuna early in the morning
and I go in the rushroom and I thought, and
this is what I thought in my head I thought, okay,
he was. He probably had his bluetooth in and he
said good morning to me, and then he went back
to the call. That's what happened. Like it wasn't he

(11:59):
would saying he's going to respond to my email because
I had never emailed him. There's no way that could be.
What was going on? What did you respond to him?
I was like, I just kind of threw my hand up,
like all right. Like I literally thought, oh, he must
be talking to someone on the phone, right.

Speaker 2 (12:13):
But by you throwing your hand up means okay, cool,
you're gonna respond to my email. So you then played
along with the charade of this email. I didn't know
what to do, right, man, thanks, I'm expecting it.

Speaker 1 (12:24):
I'll wait with baited breath. It was a two second
interaction and I didn't know he was going there, so
I didn't have time to comprehend him thinking I emailed him.
And I was like, all right, big kahuna whatever, All right.
I go to the bathroom, use the urinal.

Speaker 2 (12:41):
Cool done, flush it smaller than usual, and coming down
the hall and he's walking down the hall towards me
and he's like, really, man, that email about the water.

Speaker 1 (12:54):
I'm gonna get to the bottom of it. And this
is when I know he doesn't know who I am.
That is what it is. This is when I have
He has no idea. He thinks I'm just some worker
here working on the AC or something. I don't know
who he thinks. I think he thinks I am. He
was talking about the heat. I don't know, but whatever

(13:15):
it was, he thinks I emailed him about some issue
in the building. This is too great, and so he
has no idea. The Big Kahuna has no idea who
I am. Dude, he thinks you're part of the HVAC crew.
He thinks I'm part of the h back crew fixing
things in the building because he thinks I'm in charge.
And he's gonna help me with my email. And I'm like, man,

(13:38):
this is just so weird, you know, Like, and I
am perplexed on who the Big Kahunah thinks I am,
Like how did he get me as an email? And
then I'm talking to Scuba from the Oh Boy, sorry man,

(13:59):
And I was laughing too hard. Tell Scuba, man, Hey,
the Big Kahunah is talking to me about He's gonna
get to the bottom of my email. Like that water issue.
That's not cool.

Speaker 2 (14:11):
So you're trying to corroborate this with Scuba figure out
fin to find out this email that's just lost in cyberspace.

Speaker 1 (14:17):
Yes, Like, I'm like, I don't think I've ever emailed
the Big Kahuna and I've definitely never emailed him about
the water.

Speaker 2 (14:23):
So did you then start thinking? Did you ask Scuba, Hey,
can the ether just send an email from a person
without it being from a person?

Speaker 1 (14:31):
No, I'm not that stupid. I mean, I'm dumb when
it comes to Internet and like technology in the cyberspace
and CyberWorld, But I'm not that dumb.

Speaker 2 (14:39):
You go look at your scent outbox. It's just only
fans and fantasy emails.

Speaker 1 (14:44):
Did you see that girl on OnlyFans, the one to
make forty five million dollars from one dude to loan.

Speaker 2 (14:50):
My five second take on that. I've already explained it
to you and Amy from the Big Show. These girls
that you can't just make it. Any girl on the
street make forty five million. It's usually the top one
percent of most beautiful in the world can make that
amount of money. So people in high school and college
don't drop out because it's really just the most almost
an athlete, the rarity of a person that can make
that much money on the Instagram.

Speaker 1 (15:10):
I mean only fans. She says she's still a virgin
and she's a good Christian girl, but for forty million,
she had to do what she had to do. Ray,
She's got curves in all the right places. And one
guy alone sent five million dollars over the year. And
when he she shouted him out. She showed her she
was getting two hundred dollar tips every two seconds from

(15:32):
this guy. Two hundred dollar tip, Arnold. What do you
guys look at that? Do you have five million? Arnold?
Is that why you're broke? So anyway, back to my
story about the big Kahuna, and I would like to
get her name right. Her name is Sophia Rain, Sophie Rain,
Sophie Rain. Yeah, I don't know it. If you want
to look her out for research purposes, she made forty

(15:55):
three million dollars forty three point two. Oh. But Farah
Abraham and maitland Ward called bs on Sophia Rain's claims
that she made forty three million dollars on OnlyFans. Now
we got a battle. We got only fans people going
after only fans people. This is great. Farah Abraham used
to be a teen mom sixteen and pregnant, then went

(16:16):
to only fans. But anyway, she's got a six stay bout. Yeah.
So I am talking to Scuba and he's like, I
emailed him about some stolen water from the breakroom. And
I said, and he had talked about the water, yes,
And I said, So the Big Cahunah thinks I'm Scuba Steve.

(16:42):
And I'm like, well, that's weird, that's cool, Big Cohunah,
No big deal. So last night I go to host
a charity event for Folds of Honor. Oh there's another
turn to this saga. And who comes walking in the door.
Oh no, the Bigkhunah.

Speaker 2 (17:00):
There we go.

Speaker 1 (17:00):
He's gonna tell me about that water.

Speaker 2 (17:02):
A yet.

Speaker 1 (17:05):
I'm up on stage, introduce myself, tell everybody welcome to
hero Holidays and heroes benefiting Folds of Honor. Blind that
articulate on stage. But I forgot the name of the
event right now. It was a late night, got home
in like ten forty five. Man, they got their guy. Hey, hey,
they got their money's worth. I'll tell you that. And
we do all this jibber jabber, introducing things, tell them

(17:26):
what's gonna happen that evening? This and Y and I
was like, all right, now, the house band's gonna play
some music. You know, you guys enjoy the cocktails and
get some food and the program will start shortly. And
I get off the stage and here comes the big kahuna.
He's beelning it for me. Hey, I sent that email.
And I'm thinking he's gonna say, hey man, sorry, I
thought you were a scuba steve. That was my mix up.

(17:47):
You know, I'm thinking he's gonna have some conversation with me.
He walks up, sticks his hand out, still working on
that email, shakes my hand and goes, I didn't know
you were going to be here, and turn around and
walk away. That was the end of the conversation, saying.

Speaker 2 (18:03):
Now he thinks, to your two people, could you introduce
yourself on stage?

Speaker 1 (18:07):
Yes? But I thought we would talk and be like, oh,
he'd say, how's the new office? You guys liking it?
How is everything? Have some kind of small conversation. Who
walks all the way across the room. Who walks all
the way across the room, shakes your hand and literally
says I didn't know you were gonna be here and
turns around and walks away. Literally, Ray, I didn't even

(18:28):
get a chance to say, oh yeah, I didn't know
you were gonna be here either.

Speaker 2 (18:31):
He was already gone, we need to take a break.
But also, why didn't you continue with the role play.
I see you're drinking water? Have you, uh, responded Ray
to my email, Ray, there was no time. I fancy
of you to drink water in front of me Big Kahuna.

Speaker 1 (18:53):
I thought the Big Kahuna and I were gonna have
a moment where he was gonna be like, oh my gosh,
my fault. I thought I was you know, I got
confused the email Scooba emailed me not no, just I
didn't know you were gonna be here, turn around, walk away.
Have you read that email yet?

Speaker 2 (19:07):
Kahuna at Kahuna dot com. Fancy seeing you as well.
I'll see you on the ether.

Speaker 1 (19:16):
Just my interaction with the Big Gun. That's crazy though,
I mean, but it's still confusion though. It's still still
thinks you're the water guy and the host that the
host and he shocked it. I'm there and that was it.
The pot thinking this will keep going I'm glad I
did the crime music such. We got to sort out

(19:39):
the water conspiracy. Such water plot. Weird interaction, all right, man?

Speaker 2 (19:44):
That yeah, I'll see you at the water cooler, Cahuna.

Speaker 1 (19:48):
We'll take a break. We'll right back. Maybe the kahuna
is listening right now. Maybe he can clear some things
up for us. We're right back. I'll beat yeah.

Speaker 2 (20:00):
Man, you know what I love and I got locks.
We better be talking to some sports.

Speaker 1 (20:05):
Yeah, we're gonna talk sports. Okay. I love your boy
Justin because I mean, this guy talks so much crap
and he's so loud, and he's on the you know,
fantasy football message.

Speaker 2 (20:18):
Board, talking and talking and talking and talking. His texts
are hilarious. And something hit him last night. He has
puckered like a little puppy dog. I was gonna say,
was it the brown or the wine? Probably one of
those things.

Speaker 1 (20:31):
Because all of a sudden he's mister polite and something
has struck fear in him, the fear of God that
the River Magoos are about to miss the playoffs. The
math doesn't equal at it. We're guaranteed to make a playoffs.
He after looking it over and realizing your roster is
incomplete this week because you have so many buys. Is
stressing out of his mind. He is like you where

(20:54):
he is freaking out? And let me tell you the
text I got from him last night. You gotta trust
the math. He said, Hey, lunch, is it the top
two teams from each division that make it to the playoffs?
Or money puts be tight? Or is it just the
best four teams from each conference? Oh no? Oh and

(21:16):
he's counting on that two hundred and fifty dollars. Oh no,
he can't pay rent. Oh no. And I was just like, oh,
more sad justin. I've never heard him so sad and
so meek before. Little buddy Hey. He starts off the
text with hey, lunch. Like usually he'd be like, hey,

(21:38):
f you, Hey, is it top two teams or is
it top fourteens? What the is going on with the playoffs? Instead,
he is coming nervously. He does not want to hear
the answer, and he has notifications silenced because he's scared.
He doesn't want to hear what I'm gonna say back.

Speaker 2 (21:53):
No, he always does because he works at the hospital,
doesn't need Oh hey, f off text rolling.

Speaker 1 (21:58):
Through and he's got a patient my back. You're right.
So I never responded because I was laughing so hard
at how sad he sounded and how miserable he was
stressing about about this weekend. Now, what are your what
is your answer? Two teams make the playoffs? Two teams
from each division? Actually, oh my god, two teams from
each division make the playoffs. Oh my gosh, it's so heated.

(22:21):
All right, So.

Speaker 2 (22:26):
I can only read one because I haven't pre read
the others, so they could be off color. He said, honestly,
not to be a dick, but we want to play
lunchbox in the playoffs.

Speaker 1 (22:38):
Oh, hold on, what he goes?

Speaker 2 (22:43):
I go, I don't think we're going to do it,
so I can just read it. I said, hey, why
don't we take a big gamble this week? It doesn't
matter if we win or lose, and we shoot for
the number one seed. Why don't we get Aaron Rodgers.
Maybe he throws five touchdowns. I don't see brock Perdy
throwing five. So I said, let's gamble and get Rogers.
And then he comes with, honestly, not to be a dick,
but we want to play lunch box in the playoffs.

(23:03):
His and our team are the worst in their respective divisions.
We just want to avoid homes. He has zay and downs,
which cancels out our supporting cast. We will be a
three seed if Lunch makes it and a four if
he doesn't. If we accidentally win this week, we could
theoretically play Lunch if he makes it in, which is
what we want.

Speaker 1 (23:22):
So there you go. There's a breakdown. What a dick
he said, not to be a dick. No, that means
he's doing a dick. He said, not to be a dick.
But we want lunch. We want lunch. We want let
the rippers want lunch. I still gotta get in. I'm
not even in the playoffs. Man, your guys are sitting

(23:43):
in the playoffs just counting your money. You're sitting there relaxing.
You got a bye week this week. Let me go
ahead and look at rosters. I'm gonna look at me.
Let me go to standings. Okay, let me let me
check this out. Let me see what I have here,
Ripper Magoos, you guys have outscored me by two total

(24:04):
points the entire year. We're a perfect match. And he's
talking like I am fucking dog shit, dude, We're a
perfect matchup. Shit. Entering the playoffs, we talked Lunch, we
want Lunch. He is acting like I am roadkill afterthought,
and I am not even be bothered with that. It's
not even a stressor. If I get into the playoffs.

(24:24):
I still got to get there, dude. He said, not
to be a dick, which means he's been an absolute
digging things. My team sucks. You got the worst fucking
team in the playoffs if you make it. He said,
my team sucked afder the draft. And here we are
on the last week of the regular season and he's
still saying my team sucks. I forgot about that. He

(24:47):
literally said, oh my god, Lunch's draft was terrible, and
now what a shit team. Fourteen weeks later, he's still
He's like, Lunch has got the worst team. We want him, dude.
He still think to your team, shit, I mean you
do have okay, Lamar Jackson, Oh my god, I do

(25:09):
not want to play it. Nobody wants to play you
in the playoffs.

Speaker 2 (25:14):
You know what to watch The Magoos, the skag Bros
from Evansville.

Speaker 1 (25:19):
Lamar Jackson comes off a bye and they play the
New York Football Giants. That is going to be eighty
five to nothing. They are gonna score as many points
as they want. They are going to crush the Giants.

Speaker 2 (25:36):
And they would want to win that. And because they're going,
everybody's going for one seed still. Oh my god, I
mean there's nobody that's got it locked up.

Speaker 1 (25:43):
Oh my god. You guys have no running backs, although no,
they're all on buys. We have Gibbs, that's it.

Speaker 2 (25:51):
Well, Zach Moss died middle of the season and Seni
died as well.

Speaker 1 (25:55):
We had two running.

Speaker 2 (25:55):
Backs pass away, so you dropped a tiny we traded
him and got Zay.

Speaker 1 (26:01):
Wow. So your two your running backs are Jamier Gibbs,
Sincere McCormick. You know where he's from, right, and they're
projecting him to get zero points this week. We got
a team of a bunch of people that got one
leg man. Hey, Sincere McCormick, your utsa roadrunner. Yeah, let's go.

Speaker 2 (26:21):
And you have Jaliel McLoughlin. Dude, it's been piecemeal together.
I don't know what you want me to say.

Speaker 1 (26:27):
It's a patchwork. Wow. But you're wide receivers the boys,
how are you guys in the playoffs? Dude, bro, Eventually,
eventually we're gonna pull the mass flowers. Okay, eventually we're
gonna pull the mask off. It's just the ripper Magoo's
a couple homeless guys with a bottle of Boon's Farm
and a couple of vapes. Dude, Okay, you got John Johnny.

(26:48):
That's dangerous. But we don't even to talk playoffs. We
just I need to get there first. I gotta get
there first. But here's your answer. Justin top two teams
from each division make the playoffs, and you can kiss
my ass calling me out I'm not even in the
playoffs and telling me my team sucks.

Speaker 2 (27:04):
Joh, I didn't even put that together.

Speaker 1 (27:06):
Dude, He's still going after you, still going after me.
Unnecessary strays come in my direction. But this is all stress,
all the time. This weekend, I mean it is, this
is it. This is the last weekend everybody fantasy football.
It's been consuming your life, this toxic, toxic relationship, and

(27:27):
here we go. And I had a bad start last night.
The guy I'm playing, Jamison Williams ten and a half
points right off the bat, I mean, good god, who
even is he? Uh? He's wide receiver from Alabama. He
plays for the Detroit Lions. I mean he had six
week ten, twenty week eleven, nine seven, and he goes

(27:47):
for ten. Here we go, that's your average, that's your
But I need his guys to be not average this week.
I need them to be below average. I have the
win to get in.

Speaker 2 (27:56):
Yeah, Like Justin was like, Golf got twenty eight. Well,
I mean, what did you like? It's amazing he didn't
get forty five because that would have sunk us. But
what do you think Golf's gonna get fifteen points? He's
gonna be in the twenties. It's a basically what we
expected he was gonna be. That's why I just go
averages under thirty for a quarterback.

Speaker 1 (28:13):
That's good. I like that. Oh, in my other two leagues,
I gotta win. I need a wins. I have to win, win, win,
have to win to get in. Jaden Reid one target.
I thought he was one of their main dudes. Yeah,
I thought so too, Ray. Oh, they go to Christian Watson,
Well what happened? It's the playoff time and we throw
him one ball? Who were they throwing it to? I

(28:33):
don't know, Ray, I didn't watch a second of the game.
I was too busy raising money heroes, holidays, and heroes
for the Folds of Honor. But I look at my
fantasy score and the other leagues and Jaden Reid zero
catches for zero fucking yards. Welcome to fantasy. This is
why it's a toxic relationship. It drives you nuts. You

(28:55):
put all this time and effort and you can't play
on this crap anyway. Are we going to break? I
got locks. I don't know if we have any other things.
Oh my god, we got college football, we got championship weekend. Right.

Speaker 2 (29:10):
I'm not in any rush other than I am trying
to beat the evening commute rush traffic. Yeah, we're at
the office all damn day today, I know, but I'm
not gonna rush.

Speaker 1 (29:19):
I'm really not.

Speaker 2 (29:20):
And can I tell you, Ray, where does all the
money in the world come from the top one percent?

Speaker 1 (29:27):
Because this thing that I was at last night bottom feeders,
holidays and heroes with folds of honor. People have some
damn money. How they like to bed on the dubo.
No I met this one girl, huge fan of the
show to see something else. No, I'm not an interesting
way to explaining this lady at a charity event. Ray,

(29:49):
I gotta tell you A huge fan of the show.
Yeah that maybe that didn't go smooth. Ray the hangars
on this chick. Oh, it was a charity auction. So anyway,
she comes up and she says, Oh, my gosh, I've
been listening to you. I went to Texas State. Whoa bobcats,

(30:10):
That's what I said. How I go there? I said,
that's where Sison went. Hey, I took a class there six.
She was like, you guys got me through college and
I was like, yeah, when you're hungover from the square,
you were floating down the river. She goes more like
jogging through campus and I was like, okay, all right,
whoa athlete? Athlete? Yep, brunette And I'm like, ah, already

(30:31):
live now. She's like, I live in the Woodlands. I'd
like to see you jog now. I'm like, so, how
are you at this Folds of Honor event here? She goes, Oh,
my boyfriend it's a called a plane coach. Yeah. The
question is that how are you five states away from there?
And she was like, yeah, we flew on his private
jet and I'm like what. She took a pidge exactly right.

(30:52):
This is where I'm like, where the hell is his
money come from?

Speaker 2 (30:55):
One of those You don't got to go through TSA
and you just get on in with your bags. You
don't have to show your idea one of them.

Speaker 1 (31:00):
And I'm like, say that again. She goes yeah. I'm like, well,
where does your boyfriend there? She goes, oh, he lives
in Bernie, Bernie outside of San Antonio, and so he
flew the pilot, flew the jet to Houston, picked me up,
and then we flew here and I'm like what and
her boyfriend's right there. I'm talking to any So what
do you do? He's like, I'm retired. Well, I rode

(31:21):
my bike to the big show today. I'm like, what
do you mean you're retired and he goes, oh, yeah,
I'm retired man. Now just dabbling stocks.

Speaker 2 (31:31):
And fundraiser auction events. He's like going to turn around
and scalp the stuff.

Speaker 1 (31:34):
And I'm like, well, what what what? So? What did
you do? And I just made some money? Wow? Like
look at our pilot over there. He's drunk. What he's like,
but he just has to sow her up by the
morning when we head back, and I'm like, and I
was like, so, how'd you guys meet? Did you ask
him how much he made?

Speaker 2 (31:52):
Well?

Speaker 1 (31:53):
I said what, and he goes, oh enough. I don't
know if I believe this. She goes, you don't have
to believe us. I mean, I believe it. I believe
That's why I'm wondering where. I mean, he was like
thirty five years old, he retired. He was younger than you.

Speaker 2 (32:07):
Yes, right, but then that's when you got to start
just going. You got to go with it wherever the
conversation goes, Oh, yeah, retirement, I'm pretty close. Yeah, I'm
a couple weeks away from retirement myself. And I was like, so,
how'd you guys meet? And she's like, oh, just a
spontaneous trip.

Speaker 1 (32:21):
Was this tripper? And I was like, well, what explain
to me. She was like, well, they were going to
somewhere somewhere in Florida and my friend was dating his
friend and they invited me along. So they were gonna
pick me up in the plane on the way. They
were flying from San Antonio on this so I was
just supposed to have my bags packed and ready to go.
I never met these people.

Speaker 2 (32:40):
Wait a second, So Homie had the plane back then too. Yeah,
homie just always had a plane. Uh.

Speaker 1 (32:44):
They've only been dating for four months, pud you four months?
And I'm like okay. She was like and last minute
my friend couldn't go because she had to work, and
they were like, oh, you don't have to go on
the trips, goes well, I'm not going to miss the trip.
I'm already packed. So they picked me up and that's
how we met. You don't ever turn down to put you. No,
you don't need a trip on a putcher. The boyfriend's like,

(33:05):
what are their boyfriend girlfriend? Boyfriend girlfriend? Uh, you can
come with us, man, if you want to cloak. And
then they they did this auction thing. You know how
I played the softball game and I'm like, all right,
did these people really have money? The dudeid nine thousand
dollars so we could play in a softball game nine thousand? Yeah?
Did he win? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (33:25):
So he paid nine k to just be a bat
at that thing that we go to.

Speaker 1 (33:29):
Yeah. Wow. And another guy I'm talking to is like, oh, dude,
I listen to you guys every morning when I'm in
the gym working out. Wait did you did he pay?
Is it nine thousand, though, is he going to be
the Golden bat? That's a great question. I didn't know
about that. I'm bat anywhere in the game. Now Major
League Baseball new rule. So I saw this posted online, like, so,
what happens bases are loaded? Show hey t I think

(33:50):
Roger Clemens posted this, show Shae ho sho, Hey, A
Tony comes up, strikes out, nailed it. Okay, so now
there's one out. Do you just say, oh, no, no,
show Hey's going to bat again? God, oh, you gotta
get him out twice?

Speaker 2 (34:02):
Did you see the banana bawlers. We've been doing this
forever in banana ball. It's called the Golden bat, and
we are the ones that started this. We one time
had a softball player come and hit a home run
and she won the game. One time we had Ryan
Howard come as the Golden bat and he struck out.
Another time we had a golden bat guy hit another
home run. Apparently it started with the banana ball. Just
call it major ly bananas.

Speaker 1 (34:23):
Continue with the paju. Yeah. So then this other guy,
I'm talking to him, He's like, oh, every morning I'm
in the gym, I'm cracking up at you guys. You
guys are so funny, bah bah blah. And I was like, oh, yeah,
thanks man the Bonehead, and he's like yeah. I was like, oh,
you live here in Nashville. He goes, yeah, but we're
about to move to Spain for a year.

Speaker 2 (34:38):
Well, oh, Spain near Lebanon over there on the east
side of town.

Speaker 1 (34:43):
Oh, Like, is that in South or North Tennessee? Ah?
He goes no. My wife just bugging me and she
wanted to move to Spain for a year. She was,
And so I was like, Okay, we'll go to Spain
for a year. So in February, we leave for a
year to Spain. Oh in February. I uh oh, I
actually daycare. It's actually my Yeah, February, that's when we're
gonna be recovering from Coaches Convention four, you know what

(35:05):
I mean. Like, that's gonna take me a whole month
to get over it. No, laugh, wasn't there. Yeah. And
I was like, okay, so, like you already you're retired
or what? And he goes, well, no. We went on
a trip to Croatia for three weeks and I just realized, man,
this is a lot better life. And I'm like yeah,
and he goes, So I came back and I just
told my boss, Hey, we need to talk about my

(35:25):
exit plan. The boss is like, okay, you know, when
do you want to go talk about it? He goes like,
let's go get six gars and we'll go, you know,
have a beer today. And he goes, well, my wife
already cooked dinner. And he goes, well, we got to
go today, and so he's like all right. So they
went and goes I told him that day, all right,
I'm out by December.

Speaker 2 (35:39):
Man.

Speaker 1 (35:39):
He goes, that was no November tenth. I'm like okay,
he goes, so, yeah, we made plans for moving to Spain.
I'm like, where is all this money from? What did
I do in the last three weeks? What the hell
did I do with my life? But these people are
just all of a sudden, I'm just gonna move to
Spain for a year because I'm cool. I just sit plan. Yeah.
So that's what That's what I dealt with last night.
And it was great and it made me look at

(36:00):
my app and I was like, what can I bet
on so I can retire. I'll tell you right after this, Hey,
you want to get a cigar and have a drink.
I want to play on my exit plan. Fuck you
you ain't exiting shit right. Championship weekend, man, here's the
deal that was November ten, put on today up still there.

(36:27):
I'm gonna tell you this right now. Championship weekend, dude,
let's pump it off. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (36:33):
College football playoff Tulane Navy, the likes of UNLB and
Boise State and Arizona State in southwestern Iowa State and
Texas first, Georgia and SMU versus Clemson.

Speaker 1 (36:46):
I'm gonna tell you this right now, Texas and Georgia,
if you're lucky, you'll get him again in two weeks. Yes,
if SMU loses and they're not still in the playoff,
this thing is old. It's a joke. It's an absolute joke. Well,
if they very well could lose, right, they could very
they I do believe. I think Clemson's going to win,

(37:08):
but he's.

Speaker 2 (37:08):
Just going Guys, this dumb ass brackets you're seeing right
now over Yahoo and the internet. They're not gonna be
the same because you and V's gonna beat Boise State,
and I think Clemson beats at SMUES even though I
haven't seen SMU.

Speaker 1 (37:18):
But but that's what I'm saying. If and their coach
made this point, they should even if they lose, they
should still be in. Because let's say we didn't they
didn't play that game, all of a sudden, their whole
team got COVID. You can't kick him out of the
playoffs because there's no one that below them do anything
to knock him out. Wait did he say that out loud? Yeah?
He was like, so if I if I if that

(37:40):
in house? He was like, let's say on Thursday, we
all just came down with COVID and we just couldn't
play the game. What happens, We're in the playoffs, right,
So if we lose, those teams sitting at home did
nothing to jump us, like, he goes. So there's he goes.
So you're gonna see if we don't get in, if
we lose, you're gonna start seeing teams do some crazy shit.

(38:02):
We'll avoid playing in the conference. Cham why doesn't he
do that crazy shit? Ye? Him kacky? You know why?

Speaker 2 (38:08):
Because he's got integrity. Ray, That's exactly what he said.
Because here we're here to compete.

Speaker 1 (38:12):
We're reading from a textbook manual. We're competitors. So we're
gonna go to Charlotte and we're gonna compete. We're gonna
try to win because we're about competing here and we're
about winning championships, and our first step is win that
conference championship. Did you know he was in a back
room meeting where they all go.

Speaker 2 (38:29):
Some guy was like smoking pot and he goes, hey, man,
what if we just decided not to play?

Speaker 1 (38:34):
It's genius. Why do you even tell the media. Just
do that smart? You can just sit out. One of
my kids didn't wear a condom. We're still testing. I
don't know, make something up. I mean there's ways.

Speaker 2 (38:46):
Obviously the people have backed out because of the nil stuff.

Speaker 1 (38:51):
Yeah right, and we used to think our.

Speaker 2 (38:52):
Quarterback says he won't play nil issue. Hey man, here
you go, here's here's ten thousand dollars. Just say you're
fighting with us, and then we'll make it look like
it's in a nil deal.

Speaker 1 (39:02):
Yeah. Oh here you you work for our car dealership.
Rhet Boumart Oklahoma. Was never there, got in trouble, never
worth the penalties. I mean, he never really amounted much.
But yeah, I am excited. I mean, I'm gonna watch
some of these games. Texas should beat Georgia.

Speaker 2 (39:20):
That your brother he actually did say something about you.
He said, you have the world's worst take on the
college football playoffs. And I agree with your brother, how
cause you don't respect it and you're not gonna enjoy it.

Speaker 1 (39:31):
But you just said you're gonna watch it. No, no, I don't, no, no,
I it's gonna be all Nolan void. If SMU is
not automatically and if they lose and they get kicked out,
this is bullshit. They're out.

Speaker 2 (39:42):
So actually I'm rooting for that. Now Clemson gets in, Oh,
then Bama. Oh, Clemson would replace SMU. Yes, Bama's in.
Then that's what I'm saying. Okay, Bama stays. If SMU lose,
I need Jennifer Brown's help.

Speaker 1 (39:55):
She broke it down. No, no, if SMU loses, then
Bama has to be the one kicked out, not SMU.

Speaker 2 (40:03):
Okay, yeah, yeah, that's what you're saying. That's what I'm saying.
But if not, then it's all stupid. But we do
have to remember one thing. Guys, nobody wants to play
Navy in late December. You don't want you need too
Lane to win this. Nobody wants to meet Navy late
on that ship. Honestly, it's a TV show. We have

(40:24):
to remember, this is a TV show.

Speaker 1 (40:27):
Survive, outlast, outwit. They want what is going to bring
the best ratings to their television stations.

Speaker 2 (40:34):
Get ready for reality that when things start getting real
and stop getting real, no, start stop being polite and
start getting real, expect the unexpected.

Speaker 1 (40:45):
The college football playoffs. That's exactly what it is that
is surviving it.

Speaker 2 (40:50):
This is the weakest link of the college football playoffs.

Speaker 1 (40:54):
Hey Alabama, you are the weakest link. Goodbye college football Playoffs.
Who wants to be an ni L millionaire? Who wants
to be an n C double A champion? Hey? Fortune?
Oh too soon played that slot? Oh baser did so? Who?
Who is gonna who? What team is gonna get left

(41:16):
out this weekend? We just said it in your opinion?
I just told you, s MU. Is that your final answer?

Speaker 2 (41:23):
What is.

Speaker 1 (41:27):
What hold on? Now? What is uh lifeline? Two and
a half? S m U, the tribe is spoken.

Speaker 2 (41:36):
Sorry, your integrity lasted, but your gameplay didn't. Yeah, dude,
Ellen U n l V and Boise states it's like
four and a half.

Speaker 1 (41:45):
Who cares.

Speaker 2 (41:46):
It's basically an even line, and then you go down
to oh, it's even it's a field goal s MU
and Clemson.

Speaker 1 (41:53):
Yeah, holy crap. I'm very interested. But as what I'm saying,
Oh but I thought you didn't respect it. No, I don't.
If SMUs out, this is the stupidest thing ever. I've
already said it stupid because whatever. But hey, here we are.
This is what we're doing. If SMU is left out,
the college playoff is so stupid because all this. Oh
they're better, their resume is better. Who the fuck knows

(42:15):
whose resume is better?

Speaker 2 (42:16):
All right, Stuart Scott, they are sorry recipees, Scott van Pelt, Yeah,
go ahead, I got some locks. So I'm doing a
fifty dollars seventeen parlay. My god, here we go, guys,
I gotta win back the money we lost in Vegas.
So notate this two lane money line winner.

Speaker 1 (42:33):
Who are playing?

Speaker 2 (42:34):
They played the Navy. Okay, I got that from our
boy Brandon. He gave it to us on the Facebook page.
And then give me UNLV money line. They're like plus
one sixty. They're gonna beat UNLV. UNLV's gonna beat themselves.
They're gonna beat Boise State. And then also if you
want another one tonight.

Speaker 1 (42:52):
Vegas. They're an amazing hockey team. They win at home.

Speaker 2 (42:54):
It's a late night game, one of those wild Vegas nights. Man,
I miss those. Seems like they were just yesterday. They
actually almost were. And then we move over into Saturday.
Don't touch the middle of the day games. You're kind
of gonna want to go towards a later action. You're
gonna want to do the soccer. You're gonna want to
go with the favorite, go with the Galaxy to win
it all. UFC, you're gonna want to go with Pantosia,

(43:15):
the guy. Other guys from overseas, they come here. They're
a little caged, you know, they don't know in the
UFC octagon they get throws them. Oh wherever they fight
over their overseas is different rules, regulations, everything. They it's
basically a piece of fishnet.

Speaker 1 (43:28):
Man.

Speaker 2 (43:29):
So those are it? Put that all on the parlay.
I don't know if that was all seven of them.
Maybe I missed one. Oh NBA Celtics, do them and
do the Hawks tonight, and that's your seventeam And that
is how we're gonna win our money back from Vegas.
And I'll hang up and listen, and you guys can too.

Speaker 1 (43:45):
Over to you man, Are you talking to Hawks just
to win? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (43:48):
Money line, I'm not messing with seven points. And is
it the NBA Cup? Is it the NBA not Cup?
Is it the NBA regular season? Is it the NBA postseason?
I have no idea, but if the courts throw up,
it's cup. If it's not, it's a regular game. And
Unicorn's back. He came back like a week ago, out
of nowhere.

Speaker 1 (44:05):
Yeah, listen, Texas, this is your weekend. You want the music?
Is this your lock? I'm not. I'm just telling you.
I'm talking to Texas and Texas fans. Carson Beck looks
like an absolute idiot. I don't know if you've seen
all the social media stuff.

Speaker 2 (44:20):
That's like all his screenshots from Snapchat and stuff, and
talking about he doesn't like reading football and Heisman favorite,
no his stack, his stock in the NFL, no one
wants him.

Speaker 1 (44:31):
He's just dropping all his comments. He seems weird, doesn't
seem to love football.

Speaker 2 (44:36):
He said he doesn't watch football exactly, Like what do
you watch smut?

Speaker 1 (44:41):
Real Housewives in New Jersey?

Speaker 2 (44:44):
If you ain't watching sports, you know, and you ain't
like a die hard.

Speaker 1 (44:50):
Big Brother fan.

Speaker 2 (44:51):
We're watching the live feeds, the only thing you could
possibly else be watching his smut.

Speaker 1 (44:54):
Yeah, that'll be real. I'm very confused by it all.
I mean, Texas. Listen, Georgia came to your house and
whooped your ass, pushed you around, and you've looked different
since then. Your defense has been on another level. It
is time to show up, Quinn yours quit around, all right, like,
look good and do it right. Just crush him. You
crushed the A and m beat Georgia. You're gonna beat Georgia.

(45:17):
Give me Texas minus three take it to the bank.
And I told you, dude, Texas keeps fucking around. Part
of it, there was the bleep out.

Speaker 2 (45:26):
They're gonna let Matthew McConaughey call play if they end
up in the championship. Now, all right, all right, all right,
you're gonna want to go. You're gonna take your all
the way to the outside. Green light, Green lie, Green lie,
all right, all right, all right, okay, right here, mustard shit,
give me a movie, give me a quote of his

(45:46):
mustard shit. Alright, alright, alright, oh yeah, Wolf of Wall
Street when he's at the dinner table. Yeah yeah, mustard ship. Yeah,
you're gonna get to get zoned in cocaine.

Speaker 1 (45:55):
It's great for you. Just put it in a glass.
You need to do it.

Speaker 2 (45:57):
All right.

Speaker 1 (45:57):
We're gonna run to the light, all right, all right,
all right, green light over to you. Man. All Right,
I lost what I was trying to say. Arizona Cardinals. Man,
they're they're they're marching towards that NFC West Division title.
Give me the Cardinals at home against the Sea Chickens.
Give me the Arizona Cardinals minus two and a half.
Take it to the bank.

Speaker 2 (46:18):
Name the running back quick three two one. James Connor, Good, Hey,
you're welcome. Oh is that it's a Seahawks Cardinals.

Speaker 1 (46:26):
Yeah. Bob Menery's going to that game. Okay, he just
always back to Bob Minry and then another one. Listen,
you know what the Dolphins do. They beat the crap
out of bad team. Aaron Rodgers said, I have nothing
left to prove. If they want me back, my feelings
won't be hurt if they tell me no, they want me.
Don't want me back. Aaron, I'm telling you they don't
want you back. You suck your girl, your ex gold

(46:49):
friend came out and said your relationship was terrible. She
was depressed. You were very hard to date. You mentally
go in dark rooms. Yeah, mentally wore her out and
it was just awful. Eight Atahusha for breakfast. So give
me the Miami Dolphins at home against the Jets. The
Jets have quit. Their season's over minus five and a half.
Take it to the bank. Move your microphone. I did it.

Speaker 2 (47:12):
Moves my microphone too, Yeah, it was I was, Yeah,
I was wondering why did Dick kept slapping me in
the nose?

Speaker 1 (47:20):
Could you keep moving your microphone? It's funny. That's fun
as sexual was that. Those are my locks for this weekend.

Speaker 2 (47:27):
Man, guys, follow my parlay if you two want to
win your money back from the hypothetical Vegas that you
all went to with me.

Speaker 1 (47:35):
Yeah, have a great weekend. Please coaches convention for or
buy your tickets. We got to turn in catering stuff.
We got to let people know how many people are coming.
We got to start, you know, giving numbers these the venues. Uh,
and we are out.

Speaker 2 (47:48):
Have a great weekend, and good luck on recouping your
money that you lost on Hawk to a coin.

Speaker 1 (47:55):
I don't even know where Penn State and Ohio or Oregon?
Where's that game? Hat is that an Indian? I have
no idea. I'm gonna hawk.

Speaker 2 (48:06):
Door on this.

Speaker 1 (48:08):
Hey, Ray, I'll fix your microphone. They play at uh Indianapolis? Alright, Arnold?

Speaker 2 (48:17):
Where does Baylor or excuse me, where does Texas and
Oregon play at? Oh?

Speaker 1 (48:23):
Yeah, they're playing in Arlington chers World. Hopefully they put
down the Currans. Well they don't, do they really? I
think they play at Uh.

Speaker 2 (48:31):
They're doing that one at Georgia. That one's gonna be
Georgia Dome, Big Day, Yeah yeah. And then Big ten
is gonna go Indianapolis. Big SEC has gotta be Georgia.
It's got to be Mercedes Benz.

Speaker 1 (48:41):
Yeah, that's what we just said.

Speaker 2 (48:43):
And then Arizona State and Iowa Southeast Missouri State in
industrial school.

Speaker 1 (48:48):
Where are they playing? No idea, no idea, that's a
great question. Where the hell are they playing?

Speaker 2 (48:56):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (48:57):
Maybe playing Dallas? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (49:00):
Me and justin dude, it's it's it's we're headed right
for each other. It's Ohio State and Tennessee balls. One
of us is gonna die first round.

Speaker 1 (49:11):
Uh, oh man, will you watch it with him. The
baser said the same thing. But we don't.

Speaker 2 (49:18):
We don't watch the Georgia's Balls games with the Dodds.
I don't think we watched the Ohio State aim with
Justin He Dude. I taught him about a bar. He
goes this one bar, it's decked out. There's like two
hundred Ohio State people there.

Speaker 1 (49:28):
Oh that's pretty fun. It's gross. There's like so much
red going around at and T and Stadium. Yeah that's
Penn State, Okay, or Iowa State. They play in Dallas.
But I taught him about this bar. Dude.

Speaker 2 (49:39):
He goes there every time he puts down ten bud
heavies and then tries to find an uber home.

Speaker 1 (49:43):
Oh good, Yeah, I'm trying to find a Big twelve
championship game. Where is it at? You don't think they're
having a Nissan.

Speaker 2 (49:53):
Do you?

Speaker 3 (49:54):
Ah?

Speaker 1 (49:54):
Man, maybe that'd be a good good idea good location.
Lucas Oil stateum in India. Yeah, we were right, We
are so smart. And then what's Ford Field hosting? Nothing? Oh?
Maybe the MAC Championship. Hey, And if you guys believe
in fantasy, like just pray for me, like say a
good prayer, cheer for my team I need to get
in the playoffs. It'd be really great, Thanks guys. Ford

(50:15):
Field hosting a gun convention

Speaker 2 (50:19):
All right,
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