May 17, 2024 • 53 mins
The Alpha Male from the North has decided to change his name to Sensitive Sally and is not taking any further questions at this time. We celebrate a team that had a rough season but once the bright lights of the end of season tournament come on they did the unthinkable. We also take a look back at Geometry, Physics and try to understand what makes a teacher a good teacher.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Ray, that got a little complicated.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
No, it didn't, It really did. I had no idea
what was going on.
Speaker 1 (00:06):
And sometimes that's why I realized, you're just never supposed
to get into the weeds and talk about stuff. Hey honey,
why does our marriage work? Hey honey? Why has it
not been right in the bedroom? You don't bring that
stuff up because then it gets real complicated.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
But you have to bring that up in a marriage
because if you don't, then it's just going to drift
away and you're gonna sit there and wonder the whole time, like,
why are we not hooking up?
Speaker 1 (00:31):
Honey? I got a question? It's been burning.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
I mean, seriously, if you just avoid it in the marriage, like,
how does that work?
Speaker 1 (00:38):
That was a bad example. You probably should talk about that, okay,
and I have talked about that in my marriage. Really, yeah,
I mean because it's kind of hysterectomy. Oh so I
mean that's like a normal conversation that you would have.
Your wife has been pregnant before well three times, yes,
so that's probably a conversation like hey, honey, can I
talk to you about this? So that's a normal thing.
(00:58):
But I'm saying sometimes, like Bobby Bone, show radio. Would
you like to talk about how radio works? Because I
have no idea. Sometimes you just don't need to get
in the weeds because I have no idea how radio works.
And we got into the weeds about YouTube and TV
and royalties. Yeah, that was the most miserable conversation. It wasn't.
I wouldn't.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
And maybe I come up and I'm about to jump
up the bargains. Do I come up across as difficult
because I just didn't understand what we were trying. I
didn't understand why. I was just trying to make sure
I understood that what was going on. I wasn't saying
you were wrong.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
I know.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
Do you understand that?
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Yes? And I understand. I'm not a college professor. And
that's why i'm not because I don't like explaining things.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
Okay, that's why you were not a college professor.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
Yeah, I would have easily done it.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
Why not, let's start the show because I got a
question about that.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
All right, Arnold here, Arnold come here, get up into
the microphone. Okay, s talking Abby. Remember, let's do the
podcast first, then social hour extracurriculars.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
We're gonna do it live.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
What oh? The one two three, So lose it.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
What up, everybody? I am lunchbox. I know the most
about sports, so I gave you the sports facts, my
sports opinions because I'm pretty much a sports genius.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
What's ever, everybody, It's Donald. I'm from Nashville.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
I party, I'm Broadway.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
I love baby all right, Arnold. Hey, y'all, it says,
and I'm from the North. I'm an alpha male. I
live on the north side now of Nashville with baser.
I have about a thirty minute commute. It's beautiful, it's gorgeous.
The skyline is awesome from that direction. You you would
enjoy it and love it too. If you're coming from
Louisville on sixty five. Uh, think about it. Look into it, guys.
Lunch over to you speaking.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
Of being a college professor, like, can you do you
have to have like a master's degree to be a
college professor?
Speaker 1 (02:42):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (02:43):
So you can't just get your undergrad and immediately become
a professor.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
No, definitely not, because that's one of my professors. What
he said was, I went and did all this schooling
to do this job. So of course I'm gonna take
it seriously. Because kids would say, hey, your requirements in
the syllabi and the syllaba and the itinerary and the
sill and us is a little too complicated. And he said,
if we're not going to do advanced learning, I studied
(03:07):
for eight years. You guys are doing advanced learning, then
then why why why don't we just show up and
not like there needs to be advanced learning, it needs
to be hard. So to be a professor, I can
only imagine.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
I get that because my precal teacher in high school
his name was doctor Evans, which means he wanted to
be a professor. Correct, Like he went and got whatever
is he become a doctor? Is that a master's or
is that a PhD? I don't know.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
PhD is above masters?
Speaker 2 (03:39):
What's ay? Well, how do you become doctor?
Speaker 1 (03:42):
Same thing is up there with PhD, So.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
It's not the same thing as PhD.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
Doctor's medical PhD I believe is literary.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Because I know my cousin she got her doctorate, but
I don't know exactly like it went grad school and
then doctor whatever. But this dude went and became a
doctor of right, he went and studied to the highest
of high and he was teaching high school students. My
question is, what the hell was he doing?
Speaker 1 (04:09):
Right, you get extra money, it doesn't matter what level
you're teaching at. Sure he could have had a base
pay at college.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
Oh my god, he could have so much more will
and like compensated.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
Right, you get ten grand more if you have your
masters and you teach in high school. So he was.
He was getting good money and not having to deal
with college crap. He was at a high school.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
Oh, I would rather deal with college. I would rather
teach college every day of the week than high school crap.
Do you know the high school crap that you have
to deal with every single one that comes in there
complaining about this or that or this. Oh my boyfriend
and my dog ate my homework. Oh, can you help me?
I need extra credit? I mean it has to be
(04:51):
drama after drama after drama.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
See, that's why you needed to go to school in
the north, dude. It was cold all the time. The
hallways were freezing. Outside it was cold, so you just
wanted to get into class. There was never just lollygagging
in the hallway. You ran to class. You're kind of
get in warmer teachers teaching. You're just happy not to
be outside in the cold, dude. I don't know that
we just weren't misbehaved, because I guess in the Texas
(05:16):
maybe it just all of a sudden, people just do haymakers.
I have no idea. But in the North, you're just
in class. You listen. I feel like we were well behaved, dude.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
I feel like we were not well behaved. I mean
you can text Billy, I guarantee he wasn't well behaved.
And doctor Evans I had him. And you know, when
you get the syllabus or whatever, the beginnings, it's like
I'm reading it and it's like, oh, first class, we're
gonna learn this, second class, we're gonna learn this third class,
we're gonna learn this fourth class exam. So our fourth
class it was gonna be an exam. And he's going
(05:47):
over it on the overhead projector and I was like, ah,
fourth class exam, you're funny, and he goes, that's why
I'm not laughing. I was like, this is gonna suck.
This is gonna be the longest year of my life.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
Bro geometry. Luckily, I was dating the girl in my class,
and she was the hottest girl in the school. I
would have never been able to survive that class. You
don't understand what's happening on the TV, on the computer screen,
on the wiper down projector the.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
Overhead projector that one. Dude, do they still use that?
Speaker 1 (06:19):
Dude? I don't know. I got Boomer says it's all
now with iPads. Oh okay, yeah, it's all digital now.
But dude, there's no I mean, those classes are forty
five minutes of hell.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
It was miserable, dude.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
I That's why I'm saying, sometimes you just got to
put into perspective how great it is now to be
out of that, because if you're going through it, those
are the bad times you gotta wait for. These are
the good times. It's bad.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
Eventually they do become good times, like you can get
through it. Like I didn't mind. Like algebra, that was fine.
I didn't My algebra teacher sucked. It was so boring.
I mean, she could have made it fun.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
I see these teacher now relating it to sports and
you're kind of doing interactive stuff. We just sat in
our class, pulled out a piece of paper and wrote
down the entire class.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
Worksheet after worksheet, fill out this form.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
Oh my god, it was miserable. Miserable, and then you
squeak by. I would always get Caesar b's in those classes.
You squeak by the whole time. You're just wondering, did
mom see that grade? Oh? She did? Want Mom always
wanted to progress report. What did you do? First week?
Second week? Dude?
Speaker 2 (07:29):
Horrible? It was brutal, and it was the point of
class was and if you had a sign seat and
get sucked, if you got stuck next to no fun
people or no hobbies, you had no one to talk to,
no one to flirt with. You just sat there the
whole time. It was like, Wow, this is a lot
of fun. But geometry, I flirted with this girl named
Julie and she was a year younger than me, and
she was in Honors geometry with me, and I flirted
(07:51):
the whole time. I passed the first semester. Second semester
I failed Missmoulder, so I had to retake it the
next year. But then I took regulars. Ah, you want
to talk about a breeze. Once I was in regulars,
Oh my god, because I'd already learned it all so
simple and pre cow, I just gave up. I quit
filling out the homework. I quit like, I mean, I
didn't do anything.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
Yeah, I sold on geometry, algebra. I was fine at physics.
I actually did well because it was probabilities, which now
relates to gambling, So surprisingly I was fine with But dude, geometry,
I still don't get ob two stuff. You would just
look in the back, get the answers for half of
the questions, and you'd be able to fill those out
and make up bull crap work to show your work
in the square. Dude, it was miserable.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
Who uses young like what profession? An architect?
Speaker 1 (08:37):
I presented this to my wife the other day. She said, architects.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
Okay, if in high school they want to say, hey,
if any of you guys have any interest in becoming
an architect, you take geometry. Everybody else. You don't have
to take this crap because I don't need to know
well the preanagornym. I don't even know what it's called,
pronagonym theorem, pythagoram you know what I'm talking about. Yeah,
like side angle side or angle side outside box square,
(09:05):
Like they had the proofs, that's what they're called proofs,
and you had to come up with these different ways
on how you got it made no damn sense I
don't even know what they are. Do you remember proofs?
I know exactly what you're talking about, Like why did
we have those?
Speaker 1 (09:17):
Dude? Don't even talk about it because it's giving people
chills right now that are driving into their trucks proofs.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
In geometry and geometry, a proof is a series of
statements that use known facts such as postolates, axioms, and
limmas to verify the truth of other statements, like what
the does that even mean? And why am I learning it?
Speaker 1 (09:40):
I'm telling you right now to this day, I don't
understand it. I got a C minus or a C
in geometry, but that doesn't mean that.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
You learned it correct. No, right, you're right, which is sad.
You cram the night before you walk out of an
exam and you flush it down the toilet. You flushit
from your memory, dude.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
And then me and my sister we got into a
forgin teachers signatures.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
How'd that go?
Speaker 1 (10:07):
Mom found it went well for two couple of weeks,
but then Mom found out we were forging signatures, So
then she went and found the real grade was like
a letter grade worse than what we were telling her.
It got real interesting at school in school suspension parent approved,
parent and recommended and forced. I was the first kid
in the school to get in school suspension by my mom.
So we had to go sit in a room and study.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
Oh I was I had in school suspension.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
Dude, this is giving me the The two worst memories
of my life is school at times in college, some
of those classes high school, and then Bobby Bone Show
when we first moved to Nashville. Those are the three
worst times in my life.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
Oh, and you just brought up one of them here.
I googled proofs. I'm just gonna tell you this is
what I google proofs in geometry, and one of the
first things that come up is proofs hard in geometry.
Proof writing is often thought of as one of the
most difficult aspects of math education to conquer. That tells
you how stupid it is.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
But the teacher wanted to be greater than thou and
know it, and then we don't know it. She has
the answers, we don't know the answers.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
Yeah, you will bow down to me. That's what I
felt about doctor Evans. Why dude, I understand you want
to run this like a college classroom, because you're doctor Evans,
But guess what we are juniors and seniors in high school.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
We ate.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
College people. Yes, I don't know why you're treating this
like a college class. Relax a little bit.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
Props to biology because they would actually bring in animals
and you could feel what you were doing. And then
also physics, my teacher would drop stuff and say, hey,
this is that's that's calculate how fast it drops? That
was awesome. That's badass.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
And you say teachers that get you hooked right that
you see on the internet. Now, they're few and far between,
but they do them because they highlight them, like oh,
they come up with the rhymes or claps or handshakes
and they make and they relate sports to it. I
took physics my junior year. Mister Harris was on my schedule.
Didn't know who he was, said mister Harris, Room one
(12:07):
oh six said all right, and I walk in there.
Binneker's in my class. Off chest days in my class.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
Dude heavy and not being sexist or was it a
half and half half and half? A lot of dudes
in mind? Really it was like the football guys Jesse Wills,
me Tyler Norman.
Speaker 2 (12:25):
Uh Meredith Massey was in my class. Oh that's right.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
Uh yep, those two girls, Sarah and Bethroom.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
Laura Haven was in my class. I mean, we had
a great class and we're all sitting in there, like
the bell rings, no freaking teacher, no, mister Harris. Then
we're all sitting there talking. We're like, well, where is
this cat? You know what I mean, Like, well, this
is great class. He's not even here on the first day.
Speaker 1 (12:50):
Kids doing drugs.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
No, no one's doing drugs, And hand me that pen.
Three and a half minutes after the bell rings, all
of a sudden from the away, a spear comes flying boom.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
That's how you start a class.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
And he hits the wall and we all want them
and he goes, hi, guys, that's physics. And I was like,
high ball in, sign me up for physics.
Speaker 1 (13:16):
I want to learn.
Speaker 2 (13:17):
Oh my god, this is so freaking awesome. He actually
hits a kid, He hit the chalkboard, and it was great. Dude,
you want to talk about the class going silent in
a in an instant when that thing flew across boom,
hit the door. Patrick Carlson's in the class, and it
was it was a great class, and here's the cool thing.
(13:39):
Then he had a quote board. He had like paper
above the chalkboard, and if you had an awesome quote,
you got up on the board. Anything isle like if
you had a great physics quote, if you had a theory,
if you had a you know something about what we
were working on. He was like, that needs to go
up there. Bang this, and you'd get a chair and
you'd get to write it on a piece of paper
(13:59):
and you got to stay up there the whole semester.
Speaker 1 (14:02):
That's a little corny. People try to get perverted. What like,
people are just all being very noble and.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
No, you may not even on accident. You just may
be having a conversation about something and someone says something
the whole class last he's like, that's a quote that needs.
Speaker 1 (14:17):
To go up there. Okay, so that's cool, that's what
I'm saying. I thought kids could just write their own No, no.
Speaker 2 (14:21):
No, you had to get approval, like you, it's just conversation.
If you said something great or like really dumb, and
everybody laughed, why do we put on we not do that? Well,
we don't have any good quote, dude.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
Clay and Buck, come in here. We have a quote board.
Speaker 2 (14:35):
Speaking of claim buck or taking over the studio today. Wow,
now we're doing this at odd time. We're doing this
at two in the morning because claim Buck, You're gonna
take over the studio. Gotta get out, I do wake up.
Speaker 1 (14:45):
They're the boys from New York, the Big Apple.
Speaker 2 (14:48):
You said it's corny, right that the quote boards corny,
I'm gonna come, We're gonna come back out of this.
And I'm wanna ask you, Corny, are cool right after this?
Speaker 1 (15:00):
And also that doesn't sound like a segment that was
preapproved by me.
Speaker 2 (15:03):
Well, I was watching the MAVs Thunder game the other
night and after the game the postgame interview. The Thunder
all do the postgame interview on the court. They all
stand around as SGA is getting interviewed. And they've done
this all season, right, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
They spit wide or not them, but I've seen other players.
Speaker 2 (15:27):
Yeah, or and then they bark like dogs in there.
It's like everybody is part of the team. So everybody
stays for the interview.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
Right team?
Speaker 2 (15:36):
Do you like that? Or is that cordeus crowd?
Speaker 1 (15:38):
No, that's good, it's dude. The whole setup of a
lady going I've thought why don't we Because how stupid
interviews are. Why not at the end of the podcast
we interview ourselves how we thought The podcast went making
fun of reporters that interview players at the end of
a game. So you've always thought that, right, I thought
it's the stupidest thing ever. So if you can bring
light to it, why not, Hey, coach Samon, what do
(15:59):
you th and dude, a team played well, he's not
going to give you his game plan. He's not gonna
be super vulnerable. He's trying to get to the locker
room and teach his guys something before the second half.
I think we've moved now. They just put hot chicks
to interview the coach. Otherwise nobody would give a rip.
I mean like mel Kiper or your boy or Loofsky
on the sideline interview. Nobody cares.
Speaker 2 (16:21):
He used to have that boy, that dude, what was
his name? He had all the cool jackets on TNT
Craig Sager. Yeah he was great.
Speaker 1 (16:30):
But now you see and you'll see the new crop.
Like you see they start to age out the older
women reporters. Boom, here's the new freshman's in college. Get
in there and interview the coaches. You know what I'm saying.
Every football season is like, who's this blondie and burnette?
Speaker 2 (16:44):
Oh, she just graduated from Florida State. All right, congratulations, welcome.
Speaker 1 (16:47):
I already got a sideline position. She's a great reviewer, interviewer.
Speaker 2 (16:50):
But I watched him do that interview and I was like,
that is they They look like a team that likes
each other. They look like they all get along and
they have fun and they enjoy it. And I loved
And I may maybe I'm just an old now, maybe
I am stupid. Maybe I like corny crap now, but
I was like, I love the fact that after the
(17:11):
game they all stand around to do the interview, and
uh SGA so good?
Speaker 1 (17:17):
What's his name?
Speaker 2 (17:18):
Shy gillis Alexi. Jillis in Alexander. How you say it?
Hold on?
Speaker 1 (17:24):
It took me a while to learn show Y. A
Tani nephew taught me that one. But they also have
commercials together, so that tells you they get along. If
you and me did commercials, it would be you know,
who's getting the pay cuts? You know?
Speaker 2 (17:38):
No, I don't understand, it'd be a split. I don't
understand what you're saying.
Speaker 1 (17:42):
But I'm saying, name two other guys that do a
commercial together, probably because there's jealousy involved. I guarantee you
they do that. Have you seen their commercial?
Speaker 2 (17:48):
Yeah, it's a chet Holgren.
Speaker 1 (17:50):
And thank you?
Speaker 2 (17:52):
Fuck giving what a player needs? What what?
Speaker 1 (17:57):
I guarantee you either uh head Bloom what's his name
home Grim Home Grim or SGA got the commercial and
they said bring in my boy too. Guarantee it.
Speaker 2 (18:08):
No, they had to have teammates or else it wouldn't
make sense. They had to have the both of them
because they're both singing it and talking.
Speaker 1 (18:15):
To the company that went to them, said what team
actually has teammates? Thunder?
Speaker 2 (18:20):
You don't see Anthony Davis and Lebron James.
Speaker 1 (18:22):
He when they commercial together. It's not even believable, not
like Russ and Harden.
Speaker 2 (18:30):
Oh my god, there's no chance.
Speaker 1 (18:32):
I'm saying, dude, So they knew the people they had
to go to.
Speaker 2 (18:35):
I mean, I think it's so fun, Like it's so
it's so corny and so stupid, but it's so fun
and I like that. Now my question is because I'm
dumb sports questions.
Speaker 1 (18:47):
Oh oh, I have got Speaking of dumb sports, I
got to read you this text thread from Billy and
Danny and not right now, but in a minute, because
it's dumb sports. It's got to be read. It's got
to be read.
Speaker 2 (19:01):
Okay, I'm sitting there watching I don't even know what,
and we're watching basketball, me and my Yeah, who's were you?
And the me, my five year old and my four
year old.
Speaker 1 (19:10):
Family plant right.
Speaker 2 (19:11):
And he's like, Dada, dada, can the players see the
lines on the quarter or is that just for us?
Speaker 1 (19:17):
Good question?
Speaker 2 (19:18):
And I said, no, no, those are there so they
know like when they're shooting a three pointer, when they're
shooting a two pointer, or he goes or shooting a
one pointer when it's when when they don't guard him,
like yes, free throw And he's like, dada, dada, can
see they see the clock? And I'm like, yeah, they
can see the clock. When there's a clock in the arena,
they can see it. And he goes, no, no, no, And this
is something I have never thought of, right, And I
(19:39):
don't know the answer because I haven't been to an
NBA game in so long that I don't know. He said, data,
you see where the numbers are counting down on the court,
by where they shoot the one point shot. Can they
see that?
Speaker 1 (19:53):
No, that's all graphics we just see, so.
Speaker 2 (19:57):
They don't have the shot clock counting down right there
with the free.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
Oh they got it up at the top though.
Speaker 2 (20:02):
Yeah, I know they have it above the basket, but
I swear to you. When he said this to me,
I was like, my five year old has stumped me
because I have not been to an NBA arena and
I have no idea if they can see that.
Speaker 1 (20:12):
And the question I had similar to that is golfers
can they see their own shot? And it was answered
for me yes because a camera guy got behind Rory
and showed Rory looking at one of the big TVs
across a pond and Rory was able to see his
shot on the TV as he's walking up to the eighteenth.
Is it like that at every course? Probably not, But
at Wells Fargo you can watch yourself play.
Speaker 2 (20:33):
That is awesome.
Speaker 1 (20:35):
And it was showing him be vain and watch himself
finish his shot.
Speaker 2 (20:39):
Because when they hit it right, Because when I hit
a golf ball, I'll look up and I'm like, I'm
not sure where it went. You know, they are able
to follow it? Is it because there is a TV
right there following it like like one hundred, like fifty
yards away, because when they hit it three hundred yards,
they don't know where the hell it's going.
Speaker 1 (20:56):
But remember, dude, they know the backs in fronts of
all these courses. They know the bunkers at three ten,
so they had to get it all to get it
to three twenty, right. But sometimes they don't know, dude.
Sometimes they get up on their ball and they're like, oh,
I had no idea it was a plug. No.
Speaker 2 (21:10):
But what I'm saying is they hit it and they
sit there and there they hold it and they watch
and they watch and they watch. Can they really see
the ball two hundred and fifty yards away? I can't
see it that far? So how they can they see it?
Speaker 1 (21:22):
The ones that can't? VJ saying Fred funk.
Speaker 2 (21:26):
Okay because because they're old.
Speaker 1 (21:27):
Yeah, they have troubles seeing it.
Speaker 2 (21:29):
So you're telling me when Rory hits the ball three
hundred yards he can see it all the way in
the air.
Speaker 1 (21:35):
Yeah, especially if it goes straight when you get the
wood stuff. Maybe not, yeah, dude, not brother brother Pitts
loses pits.
Speaker 2 (21:43):
But Pitts hits it about one hundred and fifty yards
and one hundred and fifty yards are right, and he'll
drive three hundred yards up the fairway and be like, man,
it should be around here somewhere. I don't know, brother,
I swear it should be around here somewhere.
Speaker 1 (21:55):
I gotta play again with him.
Speaker 2 (21:56):
I'm playing with him in a while, I'm playing golfing.
Why it won't stop damn raining? I won't stop raining?
Speaker 1 (22:02):
All right? Can I read this about Billy and Danny?
Speaker 2 (22:04):
Do you want to read it right now?
Speaker 1 (22:05):
Go for that?
Speaker 2 (22:05):
What is called segment?
Speaker 1 (22:07):
This is not text with Justin. It's text with Billy
and Danny. Uh So, Billy last night says Stars MAVs
gonna do it again, and obviously the Stars won. The
MAVs lost to Oka. See so Billy was missed one
correct correct. So then this morning Billy goes, uh, I'm
(22:30):
going to the Dominican Republic.
Speaker 2 (22:32):
Wait wait, wait, what does that have to do with anything?
Speaker 1 (22:34):
It does it?
Speaker 2 (22:35):
Who's going to the Dominican Republic?
Speaker 1 (22:36):
Billy is? But what he's just dude, he's partying right now.
It's amazing. Do you want to be envious of a life?
Be envious of that one? Or him? And is tearing, going,
I don't think so.
Speaker 2 (22:47):
Uh oh, hold on, are you no?
Speaker 1 (22:50):
No, No, he's it's business, dude. He travels all over,
he goes, They're good, Yeah, they're fine.
Speaker 2 (22:54):
I'm just making sure.
Speaker 1 (22:55):
Billy goes, looks like I would have been two for two,
So how are you two for two? When last night? No?
Speaker 2 (23:03):
No, no, he said it looks like I would have been.
Speaker 1 (23:05):
But he wouldn't have been because he said MAVs stars
again tonight. Doesn't that mean those are his picks?
Speaker 2 (23:13):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (23:14):
And so then he tried to backtrack and say, then, dude,
then it gets complicated. I don't want this to get
too complicated to people's listening. But Danny goes, MAVs, yes, stars, No,
this is all last night, got it? And Billy goes,
why no stars? And then Danny had said I so,
so what did Danny say? Don't know? Skip, And so
(23:36):
Billy goes, I'd probably go APO of that, but who knows?
So oppo of what is he saying? Apo of stars,
MAVs his original bet or opo of what Danny said?
Danny saying just take uh Colorado? So you get how
confusing that is? Confusing as hell? And then this morning
(23:56):
Billy goes looks like I was two for two. Yeah,
Backwards asked, way if you read through those messages, and
then I go, hey, guys, from now on, can people
just say locks and say the exact teams that they're picking,
because that made no sense to tech thread.
Speaker 2 (24:09):
Yeah, because he said I would go opposite.
Speaker 1 (24:12):
Is it opposite of the hockey thing or opposite of
his original thing? Because Billy started it with Dallas and
Stars again tonight, so that's his pick.
Speaker 2 (24:20):
And what did that guy say? He said he would go.
Speaker 1 (24:22):
He would go Colorado, but he would go but he
would go Dallas, he would go down. No, my buddy,
the Fort Lauderdal guy said he'd go Colorado, and Billy said,
I'd go opo of that. So he's saying Stars, but
he never said he's going opo of his original Maverick.
That's what I'm saying. So he needed he needed both,
(24:44):
but he never, Dude, it was so complicated. I say, guys, now,
we need to just have a lock sign by what
your picks were and just let everybody know. No way
to do it. Badass Backwards guys, Come on, come on,
we're better than that.
Speaker 2 (24:54):
Yeah, that's a little weird.
Speaker 1 (24:56):
That's like. But then Billy the next morning and then
he goes, now he's texting, now, Danny, if I I
would have put a thousand dollars on this, I have won.
Speaker 3 (25:03):
Dude, dude, these guys have lost their minds. And so
here we go Danny's. They hold on Danny's is the best. Wait,
then I got fired at him. I go, uh, Billy,
two for two hmm, you said stars, but where's the
OKC pick? And I said, all right, guys, after reading
it ten times, yes, Billy semi kind of picked it
(25:23):
of a very odd, roundabout, backwards ass way of baking
a lock. And Billy goes, what would one K have
paid last night of my upset picks?
Speaker 1 (25:33):
And Danny goes, I lost, Billy, I have no idea.
I'm not your sure. Billy day after the fact now
says that he picked him.
Speaker 2 (25:42):
Now he's like, hey, I had these locks day Wait,
but I never heard the word lock last night. That's funny,
Todd here. Hey, I'm gonna start doing that. I'm gonna
text you the day after, right, but you have to
text it. But then you also have to say, hey,
i'd go apoh, those picks. And so then I'm like,
was it OPPO of both picks or just OPO of
one pick? But you have to start the text with Hey, Ray,
I'm going Dallas and uh, I'm going the Stars and
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the MAVs.
Speaker 1 (26:05):
Oh, so those are your picks, I'd go opo that.
Wait what you started? So confusing? But hey, welcome to gambling.
Speaker 2 (26:11):
Hey, I'm gonna I'm gonna go I'm gonna go Bruins
and I'm gonna go Rangers.
Speaker 1 (26:19):
I'd go that.
Speaker 2 (26:21):
Okay, so you would go, okay.
Speaker 1 (26:23):
You go Bruins, right, opo that? But you started the thanks.
Speaker 2 (26:30):
But I'm gonna tell you what. You know, what did
happen the Orioles. Dude, I don't know if you saw this.
They didn't win a single game all season. Gunner Henderson,
no coach, Pitch Orioles, my brothers, uh, my batter's box.
Speaker 1 (26:44):
Wow? What if everybody that's the batter's box here.
Speaker 2 (26:46):
So my nephew's team, they didn't they didn't win a
game all season. So they have an end of the
season tournament and they played the Blue Jays the Bubble Games,
and the Orioles got their first win.
Speaker 1 (26:59):
Wow, got their first win of the season. Hey, just
like Lebron's. Though championship with the Lakers doesn't count in
the bubble No, oh was it? It was tournament though it
is tournament now now now they didn't win the tournament.
They just won one game. Bubble games don't count, my opinion.
Speaker 2 (27:13):
That's a good point. Hey, but I want to say
congratulations with the Orioles. We'll take a break and we'll
be right back.
Speaker 1 (27:20):
Right we're cooking.
Speaker 2 (27:21):
No, it feels weird having cameras on us, Dude, I
feel weird.
Speaker 1 (27:25):
You have cameras every day of your life.
Speaker 2 (27:28):
I know, but when we do this pot we never
have cameras.
Speaker 1 (27:31):
I mean, it's definitely thrown me off. But I'm not
the star you are. No, no, dude. You want to
hear a message that kind of hurt me last night?
Speaker 2 (27:37):
Please? Who's it from?
Speaker 1 (27:40):
I got to read the exact person. I want to
quote him correctly. And I love how Facebook makes you
go to new posts. Otherwise, oh, random algorithm, and it'll
show me a post from a month ago. I don't
care about a month ago. I want to see the
last post that somebody posted.
Speaker 2 (27:55):
You can there's a way to do that.
Speaker 1 (27:56):
I know, most relevant or.
Speaker 2 (27:58):
Something most recent recent that's probably how you should do it. Now,
this is where you this is where you probably people
get all weird. One person on social media tells you
you're not good at something, and you start getting all
in your damn feelings like you. It's like Morgan does
the same thing, like Abby does the same thing, And
(28:18):
I'm like, Arnold, can you console her please? Like coddle her?
I mean, guys, who gives up? Who gives up? Who
gives up what they say? Who gives a damn if
they write a little comment on Facebook? Guess what? They
couldn't do what you do.
Speaker 1 (28:38):
The truckers, the farmers, farmers definitely can't.
Speaker 2 (28:43):
A lot of people think this is easy to come
in here and have these thoughts and opinions and carry
on a conversation because they can carry on a conversation
on the farm. It ain't as easy. It looks okay,
like I know, it seems simple, like, oh, anybody can
just do this. No, because every Joe blow tries to
(29:03):
start stuff and no one listens to their shit because
no one cares.
Speaker 1 (29:08):
All right, this comes from.
Speaker 2 (29:09):
Here, he goes Edward. This is sensitive Ray, guys, you know,
big bad, macho man. Ray he's the alpha male. This
is him. He I guarantee you he stewed on this
for a couple of days. He probably went to Bay.
Did you go to baby like Bay look what they
wrote about me? Or did by show it to you?
How did it work?
Speaker 1 (29:30):
I just saw it, okay it I was gonna tell
you so after you saw it, I don't want to
read it yet.
Speaker 2 (29:36):
I want to know what you went through emotionally and
what you did with that once you saw this.
Speaker 1 (29:42):
Well, there were two messages. One was from Kyle I know,
and then okay, one was from Edward Ward okay, word?
Speaker 2 (29:49):
And after you read these, did you go show Bay?
Speaker 1 (29:52):
No?
Speaker 2 (29:52):
Did you send her a link?
Speaker 1 (29:53):
No? I believe she was out in the living room.
I was gonna stop the podcast. I was just gonna
do one for the week. I don't have to give
him two podcasts. Okay, they think it sucks.
Speaker 2 (30:02):
This is what I'm saying. So this is what I mean.
Speaker 1 (30:04):
Kyle Truby does the shit emoji after we posted the podcast,
and then you commented. Couldn't agree more?
Speaker 2 (30:12):
Just being funny, right, that's what you do. You just
laugh at it like okay, cool. You don't like it,
guess what, There'll be another one in a couple of days,
and we'll try to do better. They all can't be
home runs. You can never satisfy everyone. Even every chick
I took home from six three back in the day,
not all of them left satisfying, I promise.
Speaker 1 (30:32):
So then Kyle Truby fires back and says, wish Ray
put as much effort forward as you seem to. Dude's
a poser, as we used to say, Like what, I
don't put any effort into the podcast. Like I listened
to some of it. I thought we were both laughing
at segments. We were both creating segments. I mean, bro,
that's my energy. If that's not it, I ain't got
much more left in the tank. And then he goes,
(30:54):
he's a poser. How am I a poser? I say,
I live in the country, I have life. I say
that I gamble a small amount compared to what I
used to. I don't know what I'm posing about. I say,
I work for the big show. I do work for
the big show. So that was that. Then we're gonna
move on to Edward word. He then fired with the
(31:19):
one that got me.
Speaker 2 (31:20):
Oh that the poser in the one that got you,
because here's the thing, I don't know how you're a
poser and these What people don't understand is most podcasts
don't have other jobs, so this is their one focus.
They have to be on for one hour or forty
five minutes in their entire day. Ray and I work
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another job. Ray gets here way earlier than I do.
He gets here at like midnight, one am, so you
have to understand he's been at work for nine ten
hours before we do the podcast. So yes, some days
energy low, but also he's not as energetic as I am.
I'm loud, I'm obnoxious, I'm very animated. Ray when he
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drinks animated obnoxious normal Ray kind of quiet, like a
little turtle.
Speaker 1 (32:07):
So Edward Ward said, turtle.
Speaker 2 (32:09):
That doesn't make any sense.
Speaker 1 (32:11):
He goes the pod is cool. But I have to
admit I can see why Ray Mundo doesn't get to
talk much on the big show. So that's him saying
that I suck on the podcast?
Speaker 2 (32:21):
No? Is that what he said?
Speaker 1 (32:22):
Yeah? So, I mean my response to that was we
can only just do one pod a week, why are
we doing three? Right?
Speaker 2 (32:29):
But if people say I suck at the podcast, why
am I doing three?
Speaker 1 (32:32):
A week. I don't care. It's not like it's really
changing much of my life doing the podcast.
Speaker 2 (32:38):
Right, Oh my god, Oh my god. I never this
is what's so amazing to me. Right, But I mean,
I'm even one person on Facebook.
Speaker 1 (32:48):
But there's no comment. That's why I didn't even respond,
because there's nothing I could say to that guy, like, hey,
I think I'm good at my job. Like I'm not
gonna respond that, or I'm not gonna say, hey man,
meet me in the streets freaking the sheets. I'm not
gonna say it, but I'm and I didn't want Bazer
to defend me. Thank god she didn't say anything. But dude,
it's tough to get those messages on our personal Facebook
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of people that hate the pod. It's like, I'm sorry
it's changed.
Speaker 2 (33:14):
But why don't you read the comments that are fluffing
your ego blowing wind up your skirt?
Speaker 1 (33:21):
Dude? It makes the most sense, and every country artist
says it when they come in here.
Speaker 2 (33:24):
I disagree.
Speaker 1 (33:25):
There's a hundred of them that are good, those are fine.
I really doesn't because the people that are positive is
how I actually think of myself. The people that are
negative is how I don't think of myself. So when
somebody says something like that, I'm like, damn, do I
really suck at this podcast? Dude? I was ready to
just tell you, hey man, because we're kind of crunching
this week to do some extra podcast. I was gonna
tell you, so don't even worry about the rest of week.
(33:46):
I'm gonna take off. Dude.
Speaker 2 (33:50):
You can't.
Speaker 1 (33:51):
I mean because I genuinely listen to Monday's podcast and
I thought it was actually pretty funny. I really did.
Speaker 2 (33:58):
And so this one person say that I didn't put
enough energy into it, and then another guy says that
my personality sucks and he understands why I don't get
to talk on the Big show. Yeah, I mean you
left out the one comment he said because someone said
I disagree Ray in his out of left field comments
is what keeps me coming back for more. Ray is
the comedian and your boy Edward word he forgot this.
(34:21):
You didn't read this comment? Oh no, we can agree
to disagree because he's definitely no comedian. He tries way
too hard. It's borderline annoying. How does that make you feel, Ray.
Speaker 1 (34:32):
Dude, I've I would have read that one out of
for sure, not done the podcast. One guy's random comment
is what shuts down the podcast?
Speaker 2 (34:40):
Hey, so guy, Hey, they do a documentary on us
in fifteen years. So man, why'd you guys quit doing
such a you know, successful pod. They got one hundred
and sixty two listens a day. Oh man, this guy
Edward word he told me I was a poser.
Speaker 1 (34:55):
That was would oh, that was brombone or whatever.
Speaker 2 (35:01):
I mean, I can't believe that those get to you
definitely did.
Speaker 1 (35:08):
Like, so no, because then you're I'm like, maybe I'm
not supposed to podcast. Maybe I'm meant to just be
a producer. He's right, because he said, I get why
you don't get to talk on the big show. Well,
I mean, you're right, I'm not actually a professional orator
if you will.
Speaker 2 (35:25):
But I listen a professional orator. You're you're not a
professional orator just because when you're on the radio. You're
not on the radio or on well maybe on TV.
If you're on the news, you're probably a professional orator
because you show notes personality. You're not on the radio
to be a professional orator. You know what you're on
(35:45):
the radio for, to be entertaining, to be funny, to
be random, to get people to come back and listen.
Speaker 1 (35:52):
Right, But then that got me to my core. Maybe
we're just not entertaining.
Speaker 2 (35:57):
I don't know why why you're loving me in this
No one said anything about No one said, hey, Lunch,
you suck, because guess what when they say I suck,
you know what I do?
Speaker 1 (36:06):
I laugh.
Speaker 2 (36:07):
I'm like, I don't give a damn what you think.
I think I'm entertaining. I think i'm funny. I think
I'm good at storytelling, and that's why I'm here. I
don't give a damn. You don't want to listen? Bye,
see you later. Guess what We'll get your neighbor down
the road to come listen.
Speaker 1 (36:23):
All right, Well, podcast is.
Speaker 2 (36:25):
Here, rain hold on, ray, let me get you one
to pump you up. We'll go to the email. Okay,
we ask people why do they listen to the pod? Right? Hey,
Lunch and Sison coaches. I hope you're doing all right.
I listen because the stories you both tell are very
relatable and are funny. I only listen to the sore
Losers because I find you both relatable and your personalities
(36:49):
are great. Keep up the great work, Julie.
Speaker 1 (36:53):
Thank you, Julie, that was a good one.
Speaker 2 (36:55):
Okay, let me give you another one. Right, I'm sick.
So first of all, how come you guys when Bobby
on the Big Show was talking about being sick with
the stomach bug, neither one of you chimed in talking
about how Lunch's family was sick for the entire weekimer Oh,
maybe he would have sent you guys home. Now I
(37:17):
see why you didn't, but I just wanted to say,
you guys are great. I love your personal stories and
sports commentary. Longtime listener from Lake City, Florida, The hell
Slash Devil State. Hey, at least it's better than New
York or God forbid, California. Go Gators, Go Casey Chiefs,
(37:37):
Go Cowboys. Erica Glass, Random Teams. Oh Glass, that's not
Buddy Glass. Maybe that's Buddy Glass's sister. I don't know,
but dude, people love you.
Speaker 1 (37:48):
Coach. I didn't need that, but it just took me aback.
So no, I'm brought back. I'm good.
Speaker 2 (37:55):
We'll take a break and me and Ray are gonna
have a little counseling session. We'll be right back.
Speaker 1 (38:01):
Right. Don't hit those beds.
Speaker 2 (38:03):
No, you can hit whenever you want. I I just yeah,
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (38:08):
Huh, and you were you called the Justin thing. I
hate to just talk about my friends. Go ahead, but
you said me and Justin's relationship would deteriorate a little.
Oh it's over, man, I mean, bro, we haven't hung
out in like a month. I haven't golfed with him
in probably three months. Uh. He did a text thread
with me and Baser yesterday, maybe one response from Baser.
I didn't even respond. It's not looking good because like,
(38:32):
there was a car accident a place near where we
used to live.
Speaker 2 (38:34):
Oh, no, no, nobody died. Was he Okay, he wasn't him? Oh?
Speaker 1 (38:38):
And so then we were all making fun of the
people at the apartment complex who probably got in the
car accident, Like there was some sixty year old drunk
that were like, oh, he probably drove into the wall,
you know old people used to live with. Yeah, but
I didn't find that humor that funny because we moved
on past end. So I didn't even respond. So, I
mean that's where we stand right now. Well, I mean,
because we always make fun of that. The guy's unemployed
(38:58):
and always trying to find work, and so he said, oh,
he was probably doing his uber delivery and he re
accidentally ran into the wall at that restaurant. But it's
not him. But we always just kid about Fritz. But
apparently that joke just doesn't hit anymore. So I didn't
even respond to it.
Speaker 2 (39:13):
Well, if you want to make you feel better, I'm
going to the Braves game tonight. Brace Padres, Dude, we
need to bet it. I need inside information, Morton. I
need to know about a Kuna, a Zuna. I need
him in the home run lead. Udey, you need me
telling to him.
Speaker 1 (39:27):
One dude, I get one hundred thousand, he hits the
ends up getting the most run.
Speaker 2 (39:31):
So do you tell you you're telling me when he
comes up the bat. I'm like, Ray needs a homer.
Ray needs a homer. Do it for Ray, do it
for Sisson?
Speaker 1 (39:39):
Dude, superculture that we got that puppy at three thousand odds, Like,
what do you want me to tell him? We need
a Zuna. We need him to be the home run leader.
Speaker 2 (39:48):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (39:49):
A Kuna could come from behind and be the stolen
based guy against Elie Dela Cruz. But Ellie Dela Cruz
the fart. He's minus five hundred right now to be
the stolen base leader. So there's nothing really other than
maybe the Braves win the title. But I have the
Dodgers and other futures. I just don't think the Braves
are Like with Morton, he hasn't been great. Akuna is
definitely below three hundred. They got some great they got
(40:11):
some great bats.
Speaker 2 (40:12):
Duval. I mean when Albie's gets back. I mean, and
we're staying right there by the ballpark.
Speaker 1 (40:19):
Let me know, because it's something that always gets brought
up after a couple drinks. Hey, we should go to
a Braves game. The battery's fun. Oh we could go
down there for a weekend, catch a couple of games.
There's a hotel down there, but we've never done it.
Kind of like a Memphis Grizzlies game. Yeah, it gets
brought up and then we just never go.
Speaker 2 (40:37):
Yeah, well Memphis, I mean, I'm gonna be honest, I
don't know if it's worth.
Speaker 1 (40:40):
It, but to go to one game. We've lived here
for ten years and we've never been to one Braves
game or one Memphis Grizzlies game. They're both three hours away.
Speaker 2 (40:49):
I would rather go to Atlanta and go to a
Hawks game, then go to Memphis and go to a
Grizzlies game. But you can see John Morant.
Speaker 1 (40:56):
We got a sales guy hook it up. Okay, dude,
he told me he could do. You and me go
to a Hawks game Johntay Murray, Trey Young.
Speaker 2 (41:05):
And they'll get they got the number one pick. Mm
hmm agree. Okay, god it wait, please scroll to review this.
I'm trying to find out where my tickets are tonight.
Speaker 1 (41:15):
You think they hook it up?
Speaker 2 (41:16):
Oh, I'm they better. Let's see.
Speaker 1 (41:19):
You gotta think it's usually sweets, though, I wouldn't be
a surprise if they put you in.
Speaker 2 (41:23):
A swite oh view seats because you know here, Oh oh, Ray,
this is nice, dude, I heart in Nashville.
Speaker 1 (41:32):
Does the sweets?
Speaker 2 (41:34):
How do I zoom in? Ray, I'm gonna set. I'm
gonna go one section. This is nice.
Speaker 1 (41:40):
Tell me the number. If it starts with a one,
I know it's a one. There you go. That's definitely
third base or first baseline.
Speaker 2 (41:46):
It is third base. Now my question is do I
let my boys bring their baseball glove?
Speaker 1 (41:54):
Yeah, that's something that you can get signed. Uh, never
know if there's a pop.
Speaker 2 (41:59):
Up rank, my kids aren't gonna catch the damn ball.
This is my issue.
Speaker 1 (42:06):
Bro, you gotta get some SIGs, sign those, let's sell them. Well.
Speaker 2 (42:11):
I don't think my kids understand autographs yet, Like they
high five the players at the National soccer game.
Speaker 1 (42:18):
They don't.
Speaker 2 (42:18):
They don't understand getting someone to sign something. They don't
think that's cool yet.
Speaker 1 (42:22):
Right, But a handshake isn't monetary.
Speaker 2 (42:24):
Oh I'm gonna Oh you want to see a picture
from my seat? Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (42:31):
Behind the catcher. Yeah, that's pretty good. I've never been
to that stadium, but that doesn't look like a bad
seat there at all. New get a couple of glizzies
impregnated with cheese.
Speaker 2 (42:43):
No, I don't see.
Speaker 1 (42:44):
Here's the problem, dude, There is nothing like baseball. Dude,
what about the six six to six challenge? Six innings,
six beers, and six glizzies.
Speaker 2 (42:52):
I don't think I can eat six glizzies because I'm
not gonna suck them off that fast. I Glizzies, to me,
are not very good. That's the best pork missile. I mean,
I can have a couple of pork missiles, but that's
about it. And and here's the problem with pork missiles.
I don't put ketchup on them. I don't put mustard
on them. I eat them just playing with onions because
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I don't like condiments.
Speaker 1 (43:14):
Dide. I'm telling you you get the impregnated with cheese. Me,
Justin and Angelina can talk about pork missiles for thirty
minutes at lunch.
Speaker 2 (43:20):
Angelina loves pork missiles, dude.
Speaker 1 (43:22):
She went to Wallen and got a glizzie, got it
impregnanty with cheese. She was the whole. Every picture she
had she was sucking off of port missile. Huh.
Speaker 2 (43:30):
She loves missiles, really, yes, she downs them.
Speaker 1 (43:35):
Laura doesn't understand our Beazer doesn't understand our fascination with
pork missiles and glizzies.
Speaker 2 (43:42):
Dude, I am like, I am now hyped about this game.
Speaker 1 (43:44):
I almost want to go to Daddy Dogs right now
after this and go get a pork missile.
Speaker 2 (43:49):
You know Daddy Dogs.
Speaker 1 (43:50):
Yeah, it's her kiddie always goes on to Momberan.
Speaker 2 (43:53):
Is that the one with the really huge missiles?
Speaker 1 (43:56):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (43:57):
But long, god, what is the other one that is
when you walk up to the restaurant, the dog barks
Daddy Dogs. They're two different. There's two different ones. There's
ones that are sold at the stadium at a Nissan.
You know what I'm talking about. There's a sports bar
that's like Rippies, No a rip, Daddy Dogs. Let me
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look it up. Yeah, Daddy's Dogs. That's the one I
know too. But there's another one. I met the guy
that started Daddy's Dogs in Nashville or is it in Nashville, Shane,
So his buddy was moving here. He said, hey, Daddy,
and he was like, hey, dude, I think we should
set up a little thing on Broadway and sell hot dog,
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sell pork missiles. He's like, this is a terrible idea,
but we can try it. And that's how they got
their start.
Speaker 1 (44:48):
I mean, two hundred drunk people every Friday and Saturday
night each night trying to get a missile times at
by one dollar to make you sell it for five.
I mean they're making ten grand a night, and.
Speaker 2 (44:59):
They started raking it in. Then they started opening restaurants
and boom, there they are. You know, it's gonna put
them out of business. I just saw it the other night.
Tell me grilled cheese. There's a grilled cheese foods truck. Yeah,
the grilled cheesery. Yeah, it's been around for about ten years. Right,
But has it been on Broadway.
Speaker 1 (45:14):
I don't know because they just opened a food truck
and sometimes they park it onto Mombran and every time
I drive by, I just miss it being open. They
had ray I've thought about tomato soup.
Speaker 2 (45:25):
Oh, tomato soup and grilled cheese is so good.
Speaker 1 (45:29):
The girl next to us is sucking off a Glizzie
and we have some guy drunk or shit eating our
tomato soup. Alright, man, we're gonna try and stay in business, partner. Hey,
the good times are coming. These are the bad times. Hey,
that's like and you see it all those kids, college
kids are partying, they're all drunk, they're eating Glizzy.
Speaker 2 (45:48):
What do you guys got here? Tomato soup? I think
I'm gonna next door and get No.
Speaker 1 (45:54):
Dude getting the tomato soup is gonna be hook it up.
Speaker 2 (46:00):
Hey. He's got this chick on the bar and he's like, hey, honey,
let's get some tomato soup. Your tomato soup. I'm going
with this dude. Every chick's going with the pork missile. Ah,
you're probably right, you're probably right. But there was he
There used to be a restaurant that was on shark
Tank called Tom and ch.
Speaker 1 (46:18):
I used to go there in West but it went
out of business.
Speaker 2 (46:21):
Dude. They started as like a little food tent on
the side of the road and they blew up. Then
they went on Shark Tank and then they over expanded
way too fast, lost everything.
Speaker 1 (46:32):
Right, Oh it's done, I think so, dude. Right by
my house. I could go in there and maybe there'd
be one person in front of me. Any kind of.
Speaker 2 (46:40):
Grilled cheese, right, any kind of grilled cheese and mam
and che.
Speaker 1 (46:43):
When you fell like be in real fat. They'd have
two donuts and like a s'more in the middle of
two donuts. Dude. Their food was bombed, but it only
lasted a year, and it.
Speaker 2 (46:52):
Was I never went. I watched it on Shark Tank
and I was like, I'm gonna go to that.
Speaker 1 (46:55):
It was going to go and I went. It was
one of those places you go in and you're you
it's your secret because there should have been a line
there and there was never anybody there. And I was
just sitting there and enjoying my grilled cheese. You could
get if it was hot. I don't I try to
remember all the different toppings. Oh, you could get was
it a what the hell? Was it? Grilled cheese? Sometimes
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you could get jalapenos in it? Tomatoes?
Speaker 2 (47:20):
I believe that was it, right? Or was it cheese
that you can do? There was all different ones, right,
I don't know. I never went. I saw them on
Shark Tank and I said, I'm gonna go there.
Speaker 1 (47:29):
But that's what it was. Two donuts, some more in
the middle, hungover Monday, Dude, it was.
Speaker 2 (47:35):
Awesome Monday's huh Yeah.
Speaker 1 (47:38):
Sometimes it was a two day hangover. Got it?
Speaker 2 (47:40):
Got it all right?
Speaker 1 (47:41):
Well?
Speaker 2 (47:41):
Hey, yeah, Atlanta, look for me, Hey, look for me
on TV. I'm gonna wear a sore loser shirt.
Speaker 1 (47:46):
I'm gonna need inside info because last weekend, my one
bet and the parlay that lost was baseball. Never bet baseball.
I mean it's a nightmare.
Speaker 2 (47:55):
I mean it can be a nightmare.
Speaker 1 (47:57):
Up over under first ending run. Who knows this guy's
schemes is gonna be good? No, he's gonna give up
ten runs, he's gonna win. Cubs are gonna put their
ace out, He's gonna suck ass, Dude, you can't figure
out baseball. Rockies are gonna win three in a row.
Rangers lose three in a row. Good luck. I'd rather
bet horse racing.
Speaker 2 (48:14):
No, here's what you do every game. You're gonna lose
some of them, but you just gotta be consistent.
Speaker 1 (48:22):
Listen, baseball, I would rather bet. Here's my list, golf,
horse racing, golf one football, college football, horse racing, hockey,
NBA baseball, hell w MMA, and boxing. Baseball goes ninth.
Baseball is the worst sport to bet out of all
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of them. So good luck, have fun at the game.
I'm not betting it unless you have inside info on
a pitcher. Here's what you Hey, he's missing the zone.
Put some money, Hey, live, bet it, Live, bet it.
I'm telling you, I don't said this guy was wild.
He has eight one inning.
Speaker 2 (49:01):
The White Sox have only won thirteen games or something
like that this year. Bet against them every game.
Speaker 1 (49:07):
That was a bet the team to finish.
Speaker 2 (49:09):
The Colorado Rockies are terrible. Bet against them every game.
In the Miami Marlins, those three. Bet against them every game.
You're gonna win more times than you're not.
Speaker 1 (49:17):
No, I'm telling you the home run guy is gonna
be Otani because he's gonna play more games at Coors Field.
I feel like they have a short reports there in
Chevez Ravine with the Dodgers. I just feel like Otani's
gonna be your winner. Judge is in ten, he's in
third place. Otani's in let's say second place. And then
you got Azuna right there. And then the leader right
now is Kyle Tucker, but he's gonna fall off. You
(49:39):
pick the home run leader, you're gonna be a millionaire.
And I think we've done that.
Speaker 2 (49:43):
All right, have a good weekend, guys. I'm headed to Atlanta.
I'm staying at the Battery. I'm staying right there in
the party zone. I don't know. They said it's walking
distance to the stadium.
Speaker 1 (49:52):
I always love talking about it, but never been there.
Speaker 2 (49:54):
Well, I'm gonna have a detailed report of everything that
happens there.
Speaker 1 (49:58):
Every time, friendsh we went to Atlanta, had a great
time at the Braise game. Oh we should go. Yeah,
I've had that conversation one hundred times and never can
go in to a Braves game. Hey, Battery is it fun? Oh,
you guys would love it. Oh we should go. Never go.
We've never gone in ten years. But every time we
talked to the Dodds, our friends from Georgia Gatlinburg. We
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talked a whole day about Braves games. The Battery never been.
Speaker 2 (50:25):
The guy that lives down the street. He's like, man,
we really wanted to sneak away last summer and take
the boys down to a Brais game. He goes, this summer,
we gotta do that. He goes, we have got He goes,
we just need to pick a day and we'll just
drive down to Atlanta. It's only a few hours, catch
a Braves game, spend the ninth come back. He goes,
the boys will love it.
Speaker 1 (50:43):
Yeah. Ten years later, I have picked a day that
was that was in February.
Speaker 2 (50:50):
He hadn't brought it back, hasn't picked the day. And
I'm like, hey man, we're running out time. We're running
out of time. So I said, screw it. I'm going
without you.
Speaker 1 (50:59):
Man. Yeah, the Battery he heard. It's fun, but I.
Speaker 2 (51:02):
Am disappointed because the Cubs were there on Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday.
Padres see Tatis steroids.
Speaker 1 (51:09):
Already got all you're gonna get. See Luis Castillo new
to his team.
Speaker 2 (51:14):
Luis Aurez. Yes, what about uh Xander Bogart's Blake Snell?
Speaker 1 (51:18):
Is he with them?
Speaker 2 (51:19):
Nah, he's with the Giants man, he sucks.
Speaker 1 (51:21):
He got the cy young last year.
Speaker 2 (51:22):
And he sucks. I got him on the fantas he
sucks me and cousin Andrew. He came up, he pitched
two games, got rocked and went on the I l
But my cousin did text me the other day and
he goes he said what he is exact quote, snell
through an immaculate inning during his rehab. Let's get that
man back to the big leagues.
Speaker 1 (51:41):
He's not even in the majors.
Speaker 2 (51:43):
He's on a rehab assignment. You know what an immaculate
inning is. Yeah, nine pitches, three strikeouts, Boom, get out
of the inning. Let's go saw Reed debtmers do it.
One time when I went to see him play for
the Rocket City Pandace Trash City Pandas whatever they're called
right down here. He played for them in Huntsville, Alabama,
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maculate inning. I knew he's gonna be good. Yeah, Oh
that's incredible.
Speaker 1 (52:08):
Lout of luck with that?
Speaker 2 (52:09):
You're right, all right?
Speaker 1 (52:10):
We out?
Speaker 2 (52:13):
But yeah, do I bring a glove?
Speaker 1 (52:15):
Hey? How did it? How did it go? Interview? How
did the podcast? So? Ray?
Speaker 2 (52:20):
What would you say was the strongest thing of the interview,
the what the hell we don't interview the podcast today?
Speaker 1 (52:25):
I thought the vulnerable parts sucked. I hated talking about
those messages. I feel like I got him off my chest.
I thought this podcast was good, but apparently people think
it sucks, so I'll find that out in the media.
Speaker 2 (52:36):
At what point did you realize that, you know what,
we were going to turn this thing around? And the momentums?
Did you feel the shift?
Speaker 1 (52:44):
Yeah, the shift was before the mics were on, because
lunch was I was trying to explain to him how
YouTube works, and then we finally got to what our
strength is and not trying to explain technology. All right,
and lunch, How do you think the podcast went today?
Speaker 2 (52:59):
A little bit all over the place. There was things
I wanted to talk about we didn't get to that
I thought about talking about, and then I was like, oh,
that's not fun. Like I wanted to talk about w
NBA chartered flights. I mean, pretty freaking cool.
Speaker 1 (53:10):
Right, but you didn't talk about it. Now, what what
are you going to think about this for a while?
Or no?
Speaker 2 (53:15):
No, I mean it's on to the next one. It's
sort of like, you know, it's a long season and
I just have to realize this is one podcast in
the you know, grand scheme of things, and they're not
all Some days you have off days. Today wasn't one
of them. And I got to get to Atlanta. That's good,
It's on to Atlanta. We're on to Atlanta.
Speaker 1 (53:32):
It's got to be a new segment.
Speaker 2 (53:33):
Hey, we're on to Atlanta. We're on to Atlanta.
Speaker 1 (53:37):
Oh, that's good.
Speaker 2 (53:38):
We're on to Atlanta.
Ray, that got a little complicated.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
No, it didn't, It really did. I had no idea
what was going on.
Speaker 1 (00:06):
And sometimes that's why I realized, you're just never supposed
to get into the weeds and talk about stuff. Hey honey,
why does our marriage work? Hey honey? Why has it
not been right in the bedroom? You don't bring that
stuff up because then it gets real complicated.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
But you have to bring that up in a marriage
because if you don't, then it's just going to drift
away and you're gonna sit there and wonder the whole time, like,
why are we not hooking up?
Speaker 1 (00:31):
Honey? I got a question? It's been burning.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
I mean, seriously, if you just avoid it in the marriage, like,
how does that work?
Speaker 1 (00:38):
That was a bad example. You probably should talk about that, okay,
and I have talked about that in my marriage. Really, yeah,
I mean because it's kind of hysterectomy. Oh so I
mean that's like a normal conversation that you would have.
Your wife has been pregnant before well three times, yes,
so that's probably a conversation like hey, honey, can I
talk to you about this? So that's a normal thing.
(00:58):
But I'm saying sometimes, like Bobby Bone, show radio. Would
you like to talk about how radio works? Because I
have no idea. Sometimes you just don't need to get
in the weeds because I have no idea how radio works.
And we got into the weeds about YouTube and TV
and royalties. Yeah, that was the most miserable conversation. It wasn't.
I wouldn't.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
And maybe I come up and I'm about to jump
up the bargains. Do I come up across as difficult
because I just didn't understand what we were trying. I
didn't understand why. I was just trying to make sure
I understood that what was going on. I wasn't saying
you were wrong.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
I know.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
Do you understand that?
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Yes? And I understand. I'm not a college professor. And
that's why i'm not because I don't like explaining things.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
Okay, that's why you were not a college professor.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
Yeah, I would have easily done it.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
Why not, let's start the show because I got a
question about that.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
All right, Arnold here, Arnold come here, get up into
the microphone. Okay, s talking Abby. Remember, let's do the
podcast first, then social hour extracurriculars.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
We're gonna do it live.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
What oh? The one two three, So lose it.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
What up, everybody? I am lunchbox. I know the most
about sports, so I gave you the sports facts, my
sports opinions because I'm pretty much a sports genius.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
What's ever, everybody, It's Donald. I'm from Nashville.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
I party, I'm Broadway.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
I love baby all right, Arnold. Hey, y'all, it says,
and I'm from the North. I'm an alpha male. I
live on the north side now of Nashville with baser.
I have about a thirty minute commute. It's beautiful, it's gorgeous.
The skyline is awesome from that direction. You you would
enjoy it and love it too. If you're coming from
Louisville on sixty five. Uh, think about it. Look into it, guys.
Lunch over to you speaking.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
Of being a college professor, like, can you do you
have to have like a master's degree to be a
college professor?
Speaker 1 (02:42):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (02:43):
So you can't just get your undergrad and immediately become
a professor.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
No, definitely not, because that's one of my professors. What
he said was, I went and did all this schooling
to do this job. So of course I'm gonna take
it seriously. Because kids would say, hey, your requirements in
the syllabi and the syllaba and the itinerary and the
sill and us is a little too complicated. And he said,
if we're not going to do advanced learning, I studied
(03:07):
for eight years. You guys are doing advanced learning, then
then why why why don't we just show up and
not like there needs to be advanced learning, it needs
to be hard. So to be a professor, I can
only imagine.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
I get that because my precal teacher in high school
his name was doctor Evans, which means he wanted to
be a professor. Correct, Like he went and got whatever
is he become a doctor? Is that a master's or
is that a PhD? I don't know.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
PhD is above masters?
Speaker 2 (03:39):
What's ay? Well, how do you become doctor?
Speaker 1 (03:42):
Same thing is up there with PhD, So.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
It's not the same thing as PhD.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
Doctor's medical PhD I believe is literary.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Because I know my cousin she got her doctorate, but
I don't know exactly like it went grad school and
then doctor whatever. But this dude went and became a
doctor of right, he went and studied to the highest
of high and he was teaching high school students. My
question is, what the hell was he doing?
Speaker 1 (04:09):
Right, you get extra money, it doesn't matter what level
you're teaching at. Sure he could have had a base
pay at college.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
Oh my god, he could have so much more will
and like compensated.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
Right, you get ten grand more if you have your
masters and you teach in high school. So he was.
He was getting good money and not having to deal
with college crap. He was at a high school.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
Oh, I would rather deal with college. I would rather
teach college every day of the week than high school crap.
Do you know the high school crap that you have
to deal with every single one that comes in there
complaining about this or that or this. Oh my boyfriend
and my dog ate my homework. Oh, can you help me?
I need extra credit? I mean it has to be
(04:51):
drama after drama after drama.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
See, that's why you needed to go to school in
the north, dude. It was cold all the time. The
hallways were freezing. Outside it was cold, so you just
wanted to get into class. There was never just lollygagging
in the hallway. You ran to class. You're kind of
get in warmer teachers teaching. You're just happy not to
be outside in the cold, dude. I don't know that
we just weren't misbehaved, because I guess in the Texas
(05:16):
maybe it just all of a sudden, people just do haymakers.
I have no idea. But in the North, you're just
in class. You listen. I feel like we were well behaved, dude.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
I feel like we were not well behaved. I mean
you can text Billy, I guarantee he wasn't well behaved.
And doctor Evans I had him. And you know, when
you get the syllabus or whatever, the beginnings, it's like
I'm reading it and it's like, oh, first class, we're
gonna learn this, second class, we're gonna learn this third class,
we're gonna learn this fourth class exam. So our fourth
class it was gonna be an exam. And he's going
(05:47):
over it on the overhead projector and I was like, ah,
fourth class exam, you're funny, and he goes, that's why
I'm not laughing. I was like, this is gonna suck.
This is gonna be the longest year of my life.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
Bro geometry. Luckily, I was dating the girl in my class,
and she was the hottest girl in the school. I
would have never been able to survive that class. You
don't understand what's happening on the TV, on the computer screen,
on the wiper down projector the.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
Overhead projector that one. Dude, do they still use that?
Speaker 1 (06:19):
Dude? I don't know. I got Boomer says it's all
now with iPads. Oh okay, yeah, it's all digital now.
But dude, there's no I mean, those classes are forty
five minutes of hell.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
It was miserable, dude.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
I That's why I'm saying, sometimes you just got to
put into perspective how great it is now to be
out of that, because if you're going through it, those
are the bad times you gotta wait for. These are
the good times. It's bad.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
Eventually they do become good times, like you can get
through it. Like I didn't mind. Like algebra, that was fine.
I didn't My algebra teacher sucked. It was so boring.
I mean, she could have made it fun.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
I see these teacher now relating it to sports and
you're kind of doing interactive stuff. We just sat in
our class, pulled out a piece of paper and wrote
down the entire class.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
Worksheet after worksheet, fill out this form.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
Oh my god, it was miserable. Miserable, and then you
squeak by. I would always get Caesar b's in those classes.
You squeak by the whole time. You're just wondering, did
mom see that grade? Oh? She did? Want Mom always
wanted to progress report. What did you do? First week?
Second week? Dude?
Speaker 2 (07:29):
Horrible? It was brutal, and it was the point of
class was and if you had a sign seat and
get sucked, if you got stuck next to no fun
people or no hobbies, you had no one to talk to,
no one to flirt with. You just sat there the
whole time. It was like, Wow, this is a lot
of fun. But geometry, I flirted with this girl named
Julie and she was a year younger than me, and
she was in Honors geometry with me, and I flirted
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the whole time. I passed the first semester. Second semester
I failed Missmoulder, so I had to retake it the
next year. But then I took regulars. Ah, you want
to talk about a breeze. Once I was in regulars,
Oh my god, because I'd already learned it all so
simple and pre cow, I just gave up. I quit
filling out the homework. I quit like, I mean, I
didn't do anything.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
Yeah, I sold on geometry, algebra. I was fine at physics.
I actually did well because it was probabilities, which now
relates to gambling, So surprisingly I was fine with But dude, geometry,
I still don't get ob two stuff. You would just
look in the back, get the answers for half of
the questions, and you'd be able to fill those out
and make up bull crap work to show your work
in the square. Dude, it was miserable.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
Who uses young like what profession? An architect?
Speaker 1 (08:37):
I presented this to my wife the other day. She said, architects.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
Okay, if in high school they want to say, hey,
if any of you guys have any interest in becoming
an architect, you take geometry. Everybody else. You don't have
to take this crap because I don't need to know
well the preanagornym. I don't even know what it's called,
pronagonym theorem, pythagoram you know what I'm talking about. Yeah,
like side angle side or angle side outside box square,
(09:05):
Like they had the proofs, that's what they're called proofs,
and you had to come up with these different ways
on how you got it made no damn sense I
don't even know what they are. Do you remember proofs?
I know exactly what you're talking about, Like why did
we have those?
Speaker 1 (09:17):
Dude? Don't even talk about it because it's giving people
chills right now that are driving into their trucks proofs.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
In geometry and geometry, a proof is a series of
statements that use known facts such as postolates, axioms, and
limmas to verify the truth of other statements, like what
the does that even mean? And why am I learning it?
Speaker 1 (09:40):
I'm telling you right now to this day, I don't
understand it. I got a C minus or a C
in geometry, but that doesn't mean that.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
You learned it correct. No, right, you're right, which is sad.
You cram the night before you walk out of an
exam and you flush it down the toilet. You flushit
from your memory, dude.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
And then me and my sister we got into a
forgin teachers signatures.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
How'd that go?
Speaker 1 (10:07):
Mom found it went well for two couple of weeks,
but then Mom found out we were forging signatures, So
then she went and found the real grade was like
a letter grade worse than what we were telling her.
It got real interesting at school in school suspension parent approved,
parent and recommended and forced. I was the first kid
in the school to get in school suspension by my mom.
So we had to go sit in a room and study.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
Oh I was I had in school suspension.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
Dude, this is giving me the The two worst memories
of my life is school at times in college, some
of those classes high school, and then Bobby Bone Show
when we first moved to Nashville. Those are the three
worst times in my life.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
Oh, and you just brought up one of them here.
I googled proofs. I'm just gonna tell you this is
what I google proofs in geometry, and one of the
first things that come up is proofs hard in geometry.
Proof writing is often thought of as one of the
most difficult aspects of math education to conquer. That tells
you how stupid it is.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
But the teacher wanted to be greater than thou and
know it, and then we don't know it. She has
the answers, we don't know the answers.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
Yeah, you will bow down to me. That's what I
felt about doctor Evans. Why dude, I understand you want
to run this like a college classroom, because you're doctor Evans,
But guess what we are juniors and seniors in high school.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
We ate.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
College people. Yes, I don't know why you're treating this
like a college class. Relax a little bit.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
Props to biology because they would actually bring in animals
and you could feel what you were doing. And then
also physics, my teacher would drop stuff and say, hey,
this is that's that's calculate how fast it drops? That
was awesome. That's badass.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
And you say teachers that get you hooked right that
you see on the internet. Now, they're few and far between,
but they do them because they highlight them, like oh,
they come up with the rhymes or claps or handshakes
and they make and they relate sports to it. I
took physics my junior year. Mister Harris was on my schedule.
Didn't know who he was, said mister Harris, Room one
(12:07):
oh six said all right, and I walk in there.
Binneker's in my class. Off chest days in my class.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
Dude heavy and not being sexist or was it a
half and half half and half? A lot of dudes
in mind? Really it was like the football guys Jesse Wills,
me Tyler Norman.
Speaker 2 (12:25):
Uh Meredith Massey was in my class. Oh that's right.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
Uh yep, those two girls, Sarah and Bethroom.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
Laura Haven was in my class. I mean, we had
a great class and we're all sitting in there, like
the bell rings, no freaking teacher, no, mister Harris. Then
we're all sitting there talking. We're like, well, where is
this cat? You know what I mean, Like, well, this
is great class. He's not even here on the first day.
Speaker 1 (12:50):
Kids doing drugs.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
No, no one's doing drugs, And hand me that pen.
Three and a half minutes after the bell rings, all
of a sudden from the away, a spear comes flying boom.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
That's how you start a class.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
And he hits the wall and we all want them
and he goes, hi, guys, that's physics. And I was like,
high ball in, sign me up for physics.
Speaker 1 (13:16):
I want to learn.
Speaker 2 (13:17):
Oh my god, this is so freaking awesome. He actually
hits a kid, He hit the chalkboard, and it was great. Dude,
you want to talk about the class going silent in
a in an instant when that thing flew across boom,
hit the door. Patrick Carlson's in the class, and it
was it was a great class, and here's the cool thing.
(13:39):
Then he had a quote board. He had like paper
above the chalkboard, and if you had an awesome quote,
you got up on the board. Anything isle like if
you had a great physics quote, if you had a theory,
if you had a you know something about what we
were working on. He was like, that needs to go
up there. Bang this, and you'd get a chair and
you'd get to write it on a piece of paper
(13:59):
and you got to stay up there the whole semester.
Speaker 1 (14:02):
That's a little corny. People try to get perverted. What like,
people are just all being very noble and.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
No, you may not even on accident. You just may
be having a conversation about something and someone says something
the whole class last he's like, that's a quote that needs.
Speaker 1 (14:17):
To go up there. Okay, so that's cool, that's what
I'm saying. I thought kids could just write their own No, no.
Speaker 2 (14:21):
No, you had to get approval, like you, it's just conversation.
If you said something great or like really dumb, and
everybody laughed, why do we put on we not do that? Well,
we don't have any good quote, dude.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
Clay and Buck, come in here. We have a quote board.
Speaker 2 (14:35):
Speaking of claim buck or taking over the studio today. Wow,
now we're doing this at odd time. We're doing this
at two in the morning because claim Buck, You're gonna
take over the studio. Gotta get out, I do wake up.
Speaker 1 (14:45):
They're the boys from New York, the Big Apple.
Speaker 2 (14:48):
You said it's corny, right that the quote boards corny,
I'm gonna come, We're gonna come back out of this.
And I'm wanna ask you, Corny, are cool right after this?
Speaker 1 (15:00):
And also that doesn't sound like a segment that was
preapproved by me.
Speaker 2 (15:03):
Well, I was watching the MAVs Thunder game the other
night and after the game the postgame interview. The Thunder
all do the postgame interview on the court. They all
stand around as SGA is getting interviewed. And they've done
this all season, right, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
They spit wide or not them, but I've seen other players.
Speaker 2 (15:27):
Yeah, or and then they bark like dogs in there.
It's like everybody is part of the team. So everybody
stays for the interview.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
Right team?
Speaker 2 (15:36):
Do you like that? Or is that cordeus crowd?
Speaker 1 (15:38):
No, that's good, it's dude. The whole setup of a
lady going I've thought why don't we Because how stupid
interviews are. Why not at the end of the podcast
we interview ourselves how we thought The podcast went making
fun of reporters that interview players at the end of
a game. So you've always thought that, right, I thought
it's the stupidest thing ever. So if you can bring
light to it, why not, Hey, coach Samon, what do
(15:59):
you th and dude, a team played well, he's not
going to give you his game plan. He's not gonna
be super vulnerable. He's trying to get to the locker
room and teach his guys something before the second half.
I think we've moved now. They just put hot chicks
to interview the coach. Otherwise nobody would give a rip.
I mean like mel Kiper or your boy or Loofsky
on the sideline interview. Nobody cares.
Speaker 2 (16:21):
He used to have that boy, that dude, what was
his name? He had all the cool jackets on TNT
Craig Sager. Yeah he was great.
Speaker 1 (16:30):
But now you see and you'll see the new crop.
Like you see they start to age out the older
women reporters. Boom, here's the new freshman's in college. Get
in there and interview the coaches. You know what I'm saying.
Every football season is like, who's this blondie and burnette?
Speaker 2 (16:44):
Oh, she just graduated from Florida State. All right, congratulations, welcome.
Speaker 1 (16:47):
I already got a sideline position. She's a great reviewer, interviewer.
Speaker 2 (16:50):
But I watched him do that interview and I was like,
that is they They look like a team that likes
each other. They look like they all get along and
they have fun and they enjoy it. And I loved
And I may maybe I'm just an old now, maybe
I am stupid. Maybe I like corny crap now, but
I was like, I love the fact that after the
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game they all stand around to do the interview, and
uh SGA so good?
Speaker 1 (17:17):
What's his name?
Speaker 2 (17:18):
Shy gillis Alexi. Jillis in Alexander. How you say it?
Hold on?
Speaker 1 (17:24):
It took me a while to learn show Y. A
Tani nephew taught me that one. But they also have
commercials together, so that tells you they get along. If
you and me did commercials, it would be you know,
who's getting the pay cuts? You know?
Speaker 2 (17:38):
No, I don't understand, it'd be a split. I don't
understand what you're saying.
Speaker 1 (17:42):
But I'm saying, name two other guys that do a
commercial together, probably because there's jealousy involved. I guarantee you
they do that. Have you seen their commercial?
Speaker 2 (17:48):
Yeah, it's a chet Holgren.
Speaker 1 (17:50):
And thank you?
Speaker 2 (17:52):
Fuck giving what a player needs? What what?
Speaker 1 (17:57):
I guarantee you either uh head Bloom what's his name
home Grim Home Grim or SGA got the commercial and
they said bring in my boy too. Guarantee it.
Speaker 2 (18:08):
No, they had to have teammates or else it wouldn't
make sense. They had to have the both of them
because they're both singing it and talking.
Speaker 1 (18:15):
To the company that went to them, said what team
actually has teammates? Thunder?
Speaker 2 (18:20):
You don't see Anthony Davis and Lebron James.
Speaker 1 (18:22):
He when they commercial together. It's not even believable, not
like Russ and Harden.
Speaker 2 (18:30):
Oh my god, there's no chance.
Speaker 1 (18:32):
I'm saying, dude, So they knew the people they had
to go to.
Speaker 2 (18:35):
I mean, I think it's so fun, Like it's so
it's so corny and so stupid, but it's so fun
and I like that. Now my question is because I'm
dumb sports questions.
Speaker 1 (18:47):
Oh oh, I have got Speaking of dumb sports, I
got to read you this text thread from Billy and
Danny and not right now, but in a minute, because
it's dumb sports. It's got to be read. It's got
to be read.
Speaker 2 (19:01):
Okay, I'm sitting there watching I don't even know what,
and we're watching basketball, me and my Yeah, who's were you?
And the me, my five year old and my four
year old.
Speaker 1 (19:10):
Family plant right.
Speaker 2 (19:11):
And he's like, Dada, dada, can the players see the
lines on the quarter or is that just for us?
Speaker 1 (19:17):
Good question?
Speaker 2 (19:18):
And I said, no, no, those are there so they
know like when they're shooting a three pointer, when they're
shooting a two pointer, or he goes or shooting a
one pointer when it's when when they don't guard him,
like yes, free throw And he's like, dada, dada, can
see they see the clock? And I'm like, yeah, they
can see the clock. When there's a clock in the arena,
they can see it. And he goes, no, no, no, And this
is something I have never thought of, right, And I
(19:39):
don't know the answer because I haven't been to an
NBA game in so long that I don't know. He said, data,
you see where the numbers are counting down on the court,
by where they shoot the one point shot. Can they
see that?
Speaker 1 (19:53):
No, that's all graphics we just see, so.
Speaker 2 (19:57):
They don't have the shot clock counting down right there
with the free.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
Oh they got it up at the top though.
Speaker 2 (20:02):
Yeah, I know they have it above the basket, but
I swear to you. When he said this to me,
I was like, my five year old has stumped me
because I have not been to an NBA arena and
I have no idea if they can see that.
Speaker 1 (20:12):
And the question I had similar to that is golfers
can they see their own shot? And it was answered
for me yes because a camera guy got behind Rory
and showed Rory looking at one of the big TVs
across a pond and Rory was able to see his
shot on the TV as he's walking up to the eighteenth.
Is it like that at every course? Probably not, But
at Wells Fargo you can watch yourself play.
Speaker 2 (20:33):
That is awesome.
Speaker 1 (20:35):
And it was showing him be vain and watch himself
finish his shot.
Speaker 2 (20:39):
Because when they hit it right, Because when I hit
a golf ball, I'll look up and I'm like, I'm
not sure where it went. You know, they are able
to follow it? Is it because there is a TV
right there following it like like one hundred, like fifty
yards away, because when they hit it three hundred yards,
they don't know where the hell it's going.
Speaker 1 (20:56):
But remember, dude, they know the backs in fronts of
all these courses. They know the bunkers at three ten,
so they had to get it all to get it
to three twenty, right. But sometimes they don't know, dude.
Sometimes they get up on their ball and they're like, oh,
I had no idea it was a plug. No.
Speaker 2 (21:10):
But what I'm saying is they hit it and they
sit there and there they hold it and they watch
and they watch and they watch. Can they really see
the ball two hundred and fifty yards away? I can't
see it that far? So how they can they see it?
Speaker 1 (21:22):
The ones that can't? VJ saying Fred funk.
Speaker 2 (21:26):
Okay because because they're old.
Speaker 1 (21:27):
Yeah, they have troubles seeing it.
Speaker 2 (21:29):
So you're telling me when Rory hits the ball three
hundred yards he can see it all the way in
the air.
Speaker 1 (21:35):
Yeah, especially if it goes straight when you get the
wood stuff. Maybe not, yeah, dude, not brother brother Pitts
loses pits.
Speaker 2 (21:43):
But Pitts hits it about one hundred and fifty yards
and one hundred and fifty yards are right, and he'll
drive three hundred yards up the fairway and be like, man,
it should be around here somewhere. I don't know, brother,
I swear it should be around here somewhere.
Speaker 1 (21:55):
I gotta play again with him.
Speaker 2 (21:56):
I'm playing with him in a while, I'm playing golfing.
Why it won't stop damn raining? I won't stop raining?
Speaker 1 (22:02):
All right? Can I read this about Billy and Danny?
Speaker 2 (22:04):
Do you want to read it right now?
Speaker 1 (22:05):
Go for that?
Speaker 2 (22:05):
What is called segment?
Speaker 1 (22:07):
This is not text with Justin. It's text with Billy
and Danny. Uh So, Billy last night says Stars MAVs
gonna do it again, and obviously the Stars won. The
MAVs lost to Oka. See so Billy was missed one
correct correct. So then this morning Billy goes, uh, I'm
(22:30):
going to the Dominican Republic.
Speaker 2 (22:32):
Wait wait, wait, what does that have to do with anything?
Speaker 1 (22:34):
It does it?
Speaker 2 (22:35):
Who's going to the Dominican Republic?
Speaker 1 (22:36):
Billy is? But what he's just dude, he's partying right now.
It's amazing. Do you want to be envious of a life?
Be envious of that one? Or him? And is tearing, going,
I don't think so.
Speaker 2 (22:47):
Uh oh, hold on, are you no?
Speaker 1 (22:50):
No, No, he's it's business, dude. He travels all over,
he goes, They're good, Yeah, they're fine.
Speaker 2 (22:54):
I'm just making sure.
Speaker 1 (22:55):
Billy goes, looks like I would have been two for two,
So how are you two for two? When last night? No?
Speaker 2 (23:03):
No, no, he said it looks like I would have been.
Speaker 1 (23:05):
But he wouldn't have been because he said MAVs stars
again tonight. Doesn't that mean those are his picks?
Speaker 2 (23:13):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (23:14):
And so then he tried to backtrack and say, then, dude,
then it gets complicated. I don't want this to get
too complicated to people's listening. But Danny goes, MAVs, yes, stars, No,
this is all last night, got it? And Billy goes,
why no stars? And then Danny had said I so,
so what did Danny say? Don't know? Skip, And so
(23:36):
Billy goes, I'd probably go APO of that, but who knows?
So oppo of what is he saying? Apo of stars,
MAVs his original bet or opo of what Danny said?
Danny saying just take uh Colorado? So you get how
confusing that is? Confusing as hell? And then this morning
(23:56):
Billy goes looks like I was two for two. Yeah,
Backwards asked, way if you read through those messages, and
then I go, hey, guys, from now on, can people
just say locks and say the exact teams that they're picking,
because that made no sense to tech thread.
Speaker 2 (24:09):
Yeah, because he said I would go opposite.
Speaker 1 (24:12):
Is it opposite of the hockey thing or opposite of
his original thing? Because Billy started it with Dallas and
Stars again tonight, so that's his pick.
Speaker 2 (24:20):
And what did that guy say? He said he would go.
Speaker 1 (24:22):
He would go Colorado, but he would go but he
would go Dallas, he would go down. No, my buddy,
the Fort Lauderdal guy said he'd go Colorado, and Billy said,
I'd go opo of that. So he's saying Stars, but
he never said he's going opo of his original Maverick.
That's what I'm saying. So he needed he needed both,
(24:44):
but he never, Dude, it was so complicated. I say, guys, now,
we need to just have a lock sign by what
your picks were and just let everybody know. No way
to do it. Badass Backwards guys, Come on, come on,
we're better than that.
Speaker 2 (24:54):
Yeah, that's a little weird.
Speaker 1 (24:56):
That's like. But then Billy the next morning and then
he goes, now he's texting, now, Danny, if I I
would have put a thousand dollars on this, I have won.
Speaker 3 (25:03):
Dude, dude, these guys have lost their minds. And so
here we go Danny's. They hold on Danny's is the best. Wait,
then I got fired at him. I go, uh, Billy,
two for two hmm, you said stars, but where's the
OKC pick? And I said, all right, guys, after reading
it ten times, yes, Billy semi kind of picked it
(25:23):
of a very odd, roundabout, backwards ass way of baking
a lock. And Billy goes, what would one K have
paid last night of my upset picks?
Speaker 1 (25:33):
And Danny goes, I lost, Billy, I have no idea.
I'm not your sure. Billy day after the fact now
says that he picked him.
Speaker 2 (25:42):
Now he's like, hey, I had these locks day Wait,
but I never heard the word lock last night. That's funny,
Todd here. Hey, I'm gonna start doing that. I'm gonna
text you the day after, right, but you have to
text it. But then you also have to say, hey,
i'd go apoh, those picks. And so then I'm like,
was it OPPO of both picks or just OPO of
one pick? But you have to start the text with Hey, Ray,
I'm going Dallas and uh, I'm going the Stars and
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the MAVs.
Speaker 1 (26:05):
Oh, so those are your picks, I'd go opo that.
Wait what you started? So confusing? But hey, welcome to gambling.
Speaker 2 (26:11):
Hey, I'm gonna I'm gonna go I'm gonna go Bruins
and I'm gonna go Rangers.
Speaker 1 (26:19):
I'd go that.
Speaker 2 (26:21):
Okay, so you would go, okay.
Speaker 1 (26:23):
You go Bruins, right, opo that? But you started the thanks.
Speaker 2 (26:30):
But I'm gonna tell you what. You know, what did
happen the Orioles. Dude, I don't know if you saw this.
They didn't win a single game all season. Gunner Henderson,
no coach, Pitch Orioles, my brothers, uh, my batter's box.
Speaker 1 (26:44):
Wow? What if everybody that's the batter's box here.
Speaker 2 (26:46):
So my nephew's team, they didn't they didn't win a
game all season. So they have an end of the
season tournament and they played the Blue Jays the Bubble Games,
and the Orioles got their first win.
Speaker 1 (26:59):
Wow, got their first win of the season. Hey, just
like Lebron's. Though championship with the Lakers doesn't count in
the bubble No, oh was it? It was tournament though it
is tournament now now now they didn't win the tournament.
They just won one game. Bubble games don't count, my opinion.
Speaker 2 (27:13):
That's a good point. Hey, but I want to say
congratulations with the Orioles. We'll take a break and we'll
be right back.
Speaker 1 (27:20):
Right we're cooking.
Speaker 2 (27:21):
No, it feels weird having cameras on us, Dude, I
feel weird.
Speaker 1 (27:25):
You have cameras every day of your life.
Speaker 2 (27:28):
I know, but when we do this pot we never
have cameras.
Speaker 1 (27:31):
I mean, it's definitely thrown me off. But I'm not
the star you are. No, no, dude. You want to
hear a message that kind of hurt me last night?
Speaker 2 (27:37):
Please? Who's it from?
Speaker 1 (27:40):
I got to read the exact person. I want to
quote him correctly. And I love how Facebook makes you
go to new posts. Otherwise, oh, random algorithm, and it'll
show me a post from a month ago. I don't
care about a month ago. I want to see the
last post that somebody posted.
Speaker 2 (27:55):
You can there's a way to do that.
Speaker 1 (27:56):
I know, most relevant or.
Speaker 2 (27:58):
Something most recent recent that's probably how you should do it. Now,
this is where you this is where you probably people
get all weird. One person on social media tells you
you're not good at something, and you start getting all
in your damn feelings like you. It's like Morgan does
the same thing, like Abby does the same thing, And
(28:18):
I'm like, Arnold, can you console her please? Like coddle her?
I mean, guys, who gives up? Who gives up? Who
gives up what they say? Who gives a damn if
they write a little comment on Facebook? Guess what? They
couldn't do what you do.
Speaker 1 (28:38):
The truckers, the farmers, farmers definitely can't.
Speaker 2 (28:43):
A lot of people think this is easy to come
in here and have these thoughts and opinions and carry
on a conversation because they can carry on a conversation
on the farm. It ain't as easy. It looks okay,
like I know, it seems simple, like, oh, anybody can
just do this. No, because every Joe blow tries to
(29:03):
start stuff and no one listens to their shit because
no one cares.
Speaker 1 (29:08):
All right, this comes from.
Speaker 2 (29:09):
Here, he goes Edward. This is sensitive Ray, guys, you know,
big bad, macho man. Ray he's the alpha male. This
is him. He I guarantee you he stewed on this
for a couple of days. He probably went to Bay.
Did you go to baby like Bay look what they
wrote about me? Or did by show it to you?
How did it work?
Speaker 1 (29:30):
I just saw it, okay it I was gonna tell
you so after you saw it, I don't want to
read it yet.
Speaker 2 (29:36):
I want to know what you went through emotionally and
what you did with that once you saw this.
Speaker 1 (29:42):
Well, there were two messages. One was from Kyle I know,
and then okay, one was from Edward Ward okay, word?
Speaker 2 (29:49):
And after you read these, did you go show Bay?
Speaker 1 (29:52):
No?
Speaker 2 (29:52):
Did you send her a link?
Speaker 1 (29:53):
No? I believe she was out in the living room.
I was gonna stop the podcast. I was just gonna
do one for the week. I don't have to give
him two podcasts. Okay, they think it sucks.
Speaker 2 (30:02):
This is what I'm saying. So this is what I mean.
Speaker 1 (30:04):
Kyle Truby does the shit emoji after we posted the podcast,
and then you commented. Couldn't agree more?
Speaker 2 (30:12):
Just being funny, right, that's what you do. You just
laugh at it like okay, cool. You don't like it,
guess what, There'll be another one in a couple of days,
and we'll try to do better. They all can't be
home runs. You can never satisfy everyone. Even every chick
I took home from six three back in the day,
not all of them left satisfying, I promise.
Speaker 1 (30:32):
So then Kyle Truby fires back and says, wish Ray
put as much effort forward as you seem to. Dude's
a poser, as we used to say, Like what, I
don't put any effort into the podcast. Like I listened
to some of it. I thought we were both laughing
at segments. We were both creating segments. I mean, bro,
that's my energy. If that's not it, I ain't got
much more left in the tank. And then he goes,
(30:54):
he's a poser. How am I a poser? I say,
I live in the country, I have life. I say
that I gamble a small amount compared to what I
used to. I don't know what I'm posing about. I say,
I work for the big show. I do work for
the big show. So that was that. Then we're gonna
move on to Edward word. He then fired with the
(31:19):
one that got me.
Speaker 2 (31:20):
Oh that the poser in the one that got you,
because here's the thing, I don't know how you're a
poser and these What people don't understand is most podcasts
don't have other jobs, so this is their one focus.
They have to be on for one hour or forty
five minutes in their entire day. Ray and I work
(31:40):
another job. Ray gets here way earlier than I do.
He gets here at like midnight, one am, so you
have to understand he's been at work for nine ten
hours before we do the podcast. So yes, some days
energy low, but also he's not as energetic as I am.
I'm loud, I'm obnoxious, I'm very animated. Ray when he
(32:01):
drinks animated obnoxious normal Ray kind of quiet, like a
little turtle.
Speaker 1 (32:07):
So Edward Ward said, turtle.
Speaker 2 (32:09):
That doesn't make any sense.
Speaker 1 (32:11):
He goes the pod is cool. But I have to
admit I can see why Ray Mundo doesn't get to
talk much on the big show. So that's him saying
that I suck on the podcast?
Speaker 2 (32:21):
No? Is that what he said?
Speaker 1 (32:22):
Yeah? So, I mean my response to that was we
can only just do one pod a week, why are
we doing three? Right?
Speaker 2 (32:29):
But if people say I suck at the podcast, why
am I doing three?
Speaker 1 (32:32):
A week. I don't care. It's not like it's really
changing much of my life doing the podcast.
Speaker 2 (32:38):
Right, Oh my god, Oh my god. I never this
is what's so amazing to me. Right, But I mean,
I'm even one person on Facebook.
Speaker 1 (32:48):
But there's no comment. That's why I didn't even respond,
because there's nothing I could say to that guy, like, hey,
I think I'm good at my job. Like I'm not
gonna respond that, or I'm not gonna say, hey man,
meet me in the streets freaking the sheets. I'm not
gonna say it, but I'm and I didn't want Bazer
to defend me. Thank god she didn't say anything. But dude,
it's tough to get those messages on our personal Facebook
(33:11):
of people that hate the pod. It's like, I'm sorry
it's changed.
Speaker 2 (33:14):
But why don't you read the comments that are fluffing
your ego blowing wind up your skirt?
Speaker 1 (33:21):
Dude? It makes the most sense, and every country artist
says it when they come in here.
Speaker 2 (33:24):
I disagree.
Speaker 1 (33:25):
There's a hundred of them that are good, those are fine.
I really doesn't because the people that are positive is
how I actually think of myself. The people that are
negative is how I don't think of myself. So when
somebody says something like that, I'm like, damn, do I
really suck at this podcast? Dude? I was ready to
just tell you, hey man, because we're kind of crunching
this week to do some extra podcast. I was gonna
tell you, so don't even worry about the rest of week.
(33:46):
I'm gonna take off. Dude.
Speaker 2 (33:50):
You can't.
Speaker 1 (33:51):
I mean because I genuinely listen to Monday's podcast and
I thought it was actually pretty funny. I really did.
Speaker 2 (33:58):
And so this one person say that I didn't put
enough energy into it, and then another guy says that
my personality sucks and he understands why I don't get
to talk on the Big show. Yeah, I mean you
left out the one comment he said because someone said
I disagree Ray in his out of left field comments
is what keeps me coming back for more. Ray is
the comedian and your boy Edward word he forgot this.
(34:21):
You didn't read this comment? Oh no, we can agree
to disagree because he's definitely no comedian. He tries way
too hard. It's borderline annoying. How does that make you feel, Ray.
Speaker 1 (34:32):
Dude, I've I would have read that one out of
for sure, not done the podcast. One guy's random comment
is what shuts down the podcast?
Speaker 2 (34:40):
Hey, so guy, Hey, they do a documentary on us
in fifteen years. So man, why'd you guys quit doing
such a you know, successful pod. They got one hundred
and sixty two listens a day. Oh man, this guy
Edward word he told me I was a poser.
Speaker 1 (34:55):
That was would oh, that was brombone or whatever.
Speaker 2 (35:01):
I mean, I can't believe that those get to you
definitely did.
Speaker 1 (35:08):
Like, so no, because then you're I'm like, maybe I'm
not supposed to podcast. Maybe I'm meant to just be
a producer. He's right, because he said, I get why
you don't get to talk on the big show. Well,
I mean, you're right, I'm not actually a professional orator
if you will.
Speaker 2 (35:25):
But I listen a professional orator. You're you're not a
professional orator just because when you're on the radio. You're
not on the radio or on well maybe on TV.
If you're on the news, you're probably a professional orator
because you show notes personality. You're not on the radio
to be a professional orator. You know what you're on
(35:45):
the radio for, to be entertaining, to be funny, to
be random, to get people to come back and listen.
Speaker 1 (35:52):
Right, But then that got me to my core. Maybe
we're just not entertaining.
Speaker 2 (35:57):
I don't know why why you're loving me in this
No one said anything about No one said, hey, Lunch,
you suck, because guess what when they say I suck,
you know what I do?
Speaker 1 (36:06):
I laugh.
Speaker 2 (36:07):
I'm like, I don't give a damn what you think.
I think I'm entertaining. I think i'm funny. I think
I'm good at storytelling, and that's why I'm here. I
don't give a damn. You don't want to listen? Bye,
see you later. Guess what We'll get your neighbor down
the road to come listen.
Speaker 1 (36:23):
All right, Well, podcast is.
Speaker 2 (36:25):
Here, rain hold on, ray, let me get you one
to pump you up. We'll go to the email. Okay,
we ask people why do they listen to the pod? Right? Hey,
Lunch and Sison coaches. I hope you're doing all right.
I listen because the stories you both tell are very
relatable and are funny. I only listen to the sore
Losers because I find you both relatable and your personalities
(36:49):
are great. Keep up the great work, Julie.
Speaker 1 (36:53):
Thank you, Julie, that was a good one.
Speaker 2 (36:55):
Okay, let me give you another one. Right, I'm sick.
So first of all, how come you guys when Bobby
on the Big Show was talking about being sick with
the stomach bug, neither one of you chimed in talking
about how Lunch's family was sick for the entire weekimer Oh,
maybe he would have sent you guys home. Now I
(37:17):
see why you didn't, but I just wanted to say,
you guys are great. I love your personal stories and
sports commentary. Longtime listener from Lake City, Florida, The hell
Slash Devil State. Hey, at least it's better than New
York or God forbid, California. Go Gators, Go Casey Chiefs,
(37:37):
Go Cowboys. Erica Glass, Random Teams. Oh Glass, that's not
Buddy Glass. Maybe that's Buddy Glass's sister. I don't know,
but dude, people love you.
Speaker 1 (37:48):
Coach. I didn't need that, but it just took me aback.
So no, I'm brought back. I'm good.
Speaker 2 (37:55):
We'll take a break and me and Ray are gonna
have a little counseling session. We'll be right back.
Speaker 1 (38:01):
Right. Don't hit those beds.
Speaker 2 (38:03):
No, you can hit whenever you want. I I just yeah,
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (38:08):
Huh, and you were you called the Justin thing. I
hate to just talk about my friends. Go ahead, but
you said me and Justin's relationship would deteriorate a little.
Oh it's over, man, I mean, bro, we haven't hung
out in like a month. I haven't golfed with him
in probably three months. Uh. He did a text thread
with me and Baser yesterday, maybe one response from Baser.
I didn't even respond. It's not looking good because like,
(38:32):
there was a car accident a place near where we
used to live.
Speaker 2 (38:34):
Oh, no, no, nobody died. Was he Okay, he wasn't him? Oh?
Speaker 1 (38:38):
And so then we were all making fun of the
people at the apartment complex who probably got in the
car accident, Like there was some sixty year old drunk
that were like, oh, he probably drove into the wall,
you know old people used to live with. Yeah, but
I didn't find that humor that funny because we moved
on past end. So I didn't even respond. So, I
mean that's where we stand right now. Well, I mean,
because we always make fun of that. The guy's unemployed
(38:58):
and always trying to find work, and so he said, oh,
he was probably doing his uber delivery and he re
accidentally ran into the wall at that restaurant. But it's
not him. But we always just kid about Fritz. But
apparently that joke just doesn't hit anymore. So I didn't
even respond to it.
Speaker 2 (39:13):
Well, if you want to make you feel better, I'm
going to the Braves game tonight. Brace Padres, Dude, we
need to bet it. I need inside information, Morton. I
need to know about a Kuna, a Zuna. I need
him in the home run lead. Udey, you need me
telling to him.
Speaker 1 (39:27):
One dude, I get one hundred thousand, he hits the
ends up getting the most run.
Speaker 2 (39:31):
So do you tell you you're telling me when he
comes up the bat. I'm like, Ray needs a homer.
Ray needs a homer. Do it for Ray, do it
for Sisson?
Speaker 1 (39:39):
Dude, superculture that we got that puppy at three thousand odds, Like,
what do you want me to tell him? We need
a Zuna. We need him to be the home run leader.
Speaker 2 (39:48):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (39:49):
A Kuna could come from behind and be the stolen
based guy against Elie Dela Cruz. But Ellie Dela Cruz
the fart. He's minus five hundred right now to be
the stolen base leader. So there's nothing really other than
maybe the Braves win the title. But I have the
Dodgers and other futures. I just don't think the Braves
are Like with Morton, he hasn't been great. Akuna is
definitely below three hundred. They got some great they got
(40:11):
some great bats.
Speaker 2 (40:12):
Duval. I mean when Albie's gets back. I mean, and
we're staying right there by the ballpark.
Speaker 1 (40:19):
Let me know, because it's something that always gets brought
up after a couple drinks. Hey, we should go to
a Braves game. The battery's fun. Oh we could go
down there for a weekend, catch a couple of games.
There's a hotel down there, but we've never done it.
Kind of like a Memphis Grizzlies game. Yeah, it gets
brought up and then we just never go.
Speaker 2 (40:37):
Yeah, well Memphis, I mean, I'm gonna be honest, I
don't know if it's worth.
Speaker 1 (40:40):
It, but to go to one game. We've lived here
for ten years and we've never been to one Braves
game or one Memphis Grizzlies game. They're both three hours away.
Speaker 2 (40:49):
I would rather go to Atlanta and go to a
Hawks game, then go to Memphis and go to a
Grizzlies game. But you can see John Morant.
Speaker 1 (40:56):
We got a sales guy hook it up. Okay, dude,
he told me he could do. You and me go
to a Hawks game Johntay Murray, Trey Young.
Speaker 2 (41:05):
And they'll get they got the number one pick. Mm
hmm agree. Okay, god it wait, please scroll to review this.
I'm trying to find out where my tickets are tonight.
Speaker 1 (41:15):
You think they hook it up?
Speaker 2 (41:16):
Oh, I'm they better. Let's see.
Speaker 1 (41:19):
You gotta think it's usually sweets, though, I wouldn't be
a surprise if they put you in.
Speaker 2 (41:23):
A swite oh view seats because you know here, Oh oh, Ray,
this is nice, dude, I heart in Nashville.
Speaker 1 (41:32):
Does the sweets?
Speaker 2 (41:34):
How do I zoom in? Ray, I'm gonna set. I'm
gonna go one section. This is nice.
Speaker 1 (41:40):
Tell me the number. If it starts with a one,
I know it's a one. There you go. That's definitely
third base or first baseline.
Speaker 2 (41:46):
It is third base. Now my question is do I
let my boys bring their baseball glove?
Speaker 1 (41:54):
Yeah, that's something that you can get signed. Uh, never
know if there's a pop.
Speaker 2 (41:59):
Up rank, my kids aren't gonna catch the damn ball.
This is my issue.
Speaker 1 (42:06):
Bro, you gotta get some SIGs, sign those, let's sell them. Well.
Speaker 2 (42:11):
I don't think my kids understand autographs yet, Like they
high five the players at the National soccer game.
Speaker 1 (42:18):
They don't.
Speaker 2 (42:18):
They don't understand getting someone to sign something. They don't
think that's cool yet.
Speaker 1 (42:22):
Right, But a handshake isn't monetary.
Speaker 2 (42:24):
Oh I'm gonna Oh you want to see a picture
from my seat? Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (42:31):
Behind the catcher. Yeah, that's pretty good. I've never been
to that stadium, but that doesn't look like a bad
seat there at all. New get a couple of glizzies
impregnated with cheese.
Speaker 2 (42:43):
No, I don't see.
Speaker 1 (42:44):
Here's the problem, dude, There is nothing like baseball. Dude,
what about the six six to six challenge? Six innings,
six beers, and six glizzies.
Speaker 2 (42:52):
I don't think I can eat six glizzies because I'm
not gonna suck them off that fast. I Glizzies, to me,
are not very good. That's the best pork missile. I mean,
I can have a couple of pork missiles, but that's
about it. And and here's the problem with pork missiles.
I don't put ketchup on them. I don't put mustard
on them. I eat them just playing with onions because
(43:12):
I don't like condiments.
Speaker 1 (43:14):
Dide. I'm telling you you get the impregnated with cheese. Me,
Justin and Angelina can talk about pork missiles for thirty
minutes at lunch.
Speaker 2 (43:20):
Angelina loves pork missiles, dude.
Speaker 1 (43:22):
She went to Wallen and got a glizzie, got it
impregnanty with cheese. She was the whole. Every picture she
had she was sucking off of port missile. Huh.
Speaker 2 (43:30):
She loves missiles, really, yes, she downs them.
Speaker 1 (43:35):
Laura doesn't understand our Beazer doesn't understand our fascination with
pork missiles and glizzies.
Speaker 2 (43:42):
Dude, I am like, I am now hyped about this game.
Speaker 1 (43:44):
I almost want to go to Daddy Dogs right now
after this and go get a pork missile.
Speaker 2 (43:49):
You know Daddy Dogs.
Speaker 1 (43:50):
Yeah, it's her kiddie always goes on to Momberan.
Speaker 2 (43:53):
Is that the one with the really huge missiles?
Speaker 1 (43:56):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (43:57):
But long, god, what is the other one that is
when you walk up to the restaurant, the dog barks
Daddy Dogs. They're two different. There's two different ones. There's
ones that are sold at the stadium at a Nissan.
You know what I'm talking about. There's a sports bar
that's like Rippies, No a rip, Daddy Dogs. Let me
(44:21):
look it up. Yeah, Daddy's Dogs. That's the one I
know too. But there's another one. I met the guy
that started Daddy's Dogs in Nashville or is it in Nashville, Shane,
So his buddy was moving here. He said, hey, Daddy,
and he was like, hey, dude, I think we should
set up a little thing on Broadway and sell hot dog,
(44:41):
sell pork missiles. He's like, this is a terrible idea,
but we can try it. And that's how they got
their start.
Speaker 1 (44:48):
I mean, two hundred drunk people every Friday and Saturday
night each night trying to get a missile times at
by one dollar to make you sell it for five.
I mean they're making ten grand a night, and.
Speaker 2 (44:59):
They started raking it in. Then they started opening restaurants
and boom, there they are. You know, it's gonna put
them out of business. I just saw it the other night.
Tell me grilled cheese. There's a grilled cheese foods truck. Yeah,
the grilled cheesery. Yeah, it's been around for about ten years. Right,
But has it been on Broadway.
Speaker 1 (45:14):
I don't know because they just opened a food truck
and sometimes they park it onto Mombran and every time
I drive by, I just miss it being open. They
had ray I've thought about tomato soup.
Speaker 2 (45:25):
Oh, tomato soup and grilled cheese is so good.
Speaker 1 (45:29):
The girl next to us is sucking off a Glizzie
and we have some guy drunk or shit eating our
tomato soup. Alright, man, we're gonna try and stay in business, partner. Hey,
the good times are coming. These are the bad times. Hey,
that's like and you see it all those kids, college
kids are partying, they're all drunk, they're eating Glizzy.
Speaker 2 (45:48):
What do you guys got here? Tomato soup? I think
I'm gonna next door and get No.
Speaker 1 (45:54):
Dude getting the tomato soup is gonna be hook it up.
Speaker 2 (46:00):
Hey. He's got this chick on the bar and he's like, hey, honey,
let's get some tomato soup. Your tomato soup. I'm going
with this dude. Every chick's going with the pork missile. Ah,
you're probably right, you're probably right. But there was he
There used to be a restaurant that was on shark
Tank called Tom and ch.
Speaker 1 (46:18):
I used to go there in West but it went
out of business.
Speaker 2 (46:21):
Dude. They started as like a little food tent on
the side of the road and they blew up. Then
they went on Shark Tank and then they over expanded
way too fast, lost everything.
Speaker 1 (46:32):
Right, Oh it's done, I think so, dude. Right by
my house. I could go in there and maybe there'd
be one person in front of me. Any kind of.
Speaker 2 (46:40):
Grilled cheese, right, any kind of grilled cheese and mam
and che.
Speaker 1 (46:43):
When you fell like be in real fat. They'd have
two donuts and like a s'more in the middle of
two donuts. Dude. Their food was bombed, but it only
lasted a year, and it.
Speaker 2 (46:52):
Was I never went. I watched it on Shark Tank
and I was like, I'm gonna go to that.
Speaker 1 (46:55):
It was going to go and I went. It was
one of those places you go in and you're you
it's your secret because there should have been a line
there and there was never anybody there. And I was
just sitting there and enjoying my grilled cheese. You could
get if it was hot. I don't I try to
remember all the different toppings. Oh, you could get was
it a what the hell? Was it? Grilled cheese? Sometimes
(47:16):
you could get jalapenos in it? Tomatoes?
Speaker 2 (47:20):
I believe that was it, right? Or was it cheese
that you can do? There was all different ones, right,
I don't know. I never went. I saw them on
Shark Tank and I said, I'm gonna go there.
Speaker 1 (47:29):
But that's what it was. Two donuts, some more in
the middle, hungover Monday, Dude, it was.
Speaker 2 (47:35):
Awesome Monday's huh Yeah.
Speaker 1 (47:38):
Sometimes it was a two day hangover. Got it?
Speaker 2 (47:40):
Got it all right?
Speaker 1 (47:41):
Well?
Speaker 2 (47:41):
Hey, yeah, Atlanta, look for me, Hey, look for me
on TV. I'm gonna wear a sore loser shirt.
Speaker 1 (47:46):
I'm gonna need inside info because last weekend, my one
bet and the parlay that lost was baseball. Never bet baseball.
I mean it's a nightmare.
Speaker 2 (47:55):
I mean it can be a nightmare.
Speaker 1 (47:57):
Up over under first ending run. Who knows this guy's
schemes is gonna be good? No, he's gonna give up
ten runs, he's gonna win. Cubs are gonna put their
ace out, He's gonna suck ass, Dude, you can't figure
out baseball. Rockies are gonna win three in a row.
Rangers lose three in a row. Good luck. I'd rather
bet horse racing.
Speaker 2 (48:14):
No, here's what you do every game. You're gonna lose
some of them, but you just gotta be consistent.
Speaker 1 (48:22):
Listen, baseball, I would rather bet. Here's my list, golf,
horse racing, golf one football, college football, horse racing, hockey,
NBA baseball, hell w MMA, and boxing. Baseball goes ninth.
Baseball is the worst sport to bet out of all
(48:43):
of them. So good luck, have fun at the game.
I'm not betting it unless you have inside info on
a pitcher. Here's what you Hey, he's missing the zone.
Put some money, Hey, live, bet it, Live, bet it.
I'm telling you, I don't said this guy was wild.
He has eight one inning.
Speaker 2 (49:01):
The White Sox have only won thirteen games or something
like that this year. Bet against them every game.
Speaker 1 (49:07):
That was a bet the team to finish.
Speaker 2 (49:09):
The Colorado Rockies are terrible. Bet against them every game.
In the Miami Marlins, those three. Bet against them every game.
You're gonna win more times than you're not.
Speaker 1 (49:17):
No, I'm telling you the home run guy is gonna
be Otani because he's gonna play more games at Coors Field.
I feel like they have a short reports there in
Chevez Ravine with the Dodgers. I just feel like Otani's
gonna be your winner. Judge is in ten, he's in
third place. Otani's in let's say second place. And then
you got Azuna right there. And then the leader right
now is Kyle Tucker, but he's gonna fall off. You
(49:39):
pick the home run leader, you're gonna be a millionaire.
And I think we've done that.
Speaker 2 (49:43):
All right, have a good weekend, guys. I'm headed to Atlanta.
I'm staying at the Battery. I'm staying right there in
the party zone. I don't know. They said it's walking
distance to the stadium.
Speaker 1 (49:52):
I always love talking about it, but never been there.
Speaker 2 (49:54):
Well, I'm gonna have a detailed report of everything that
happens there.
Speaker 1 (49:58):
Every time, friendsh we went to Atlanta, had a great
time at the Braise game. Oh we should go. Yeah,
I've had that conversation one hundred times and never can
go in to a Braves game. Hey, Battery is it fun? Oh,
you guys would love it. Oh we should go. Never go.
We've never gone in ten years. But every time we
talked to the Dodds, our friends from Georgia Gatlinburg. We
(50:21):
talked a whole day about Braves games. The Battery never been.
Speaker 2 (50:25):
The guy that lives down the street. He's like, man,
we really wanted to sneak away last summer and take
the boys down to a Brais game. He goes, this summer,
we gotta do that. He goes, we have got He goes,
we just need to pick a day and we'll just
drive down to Atlanta. It's only a few hours, catch
a Braves game, spend the ninth come back. He goes,
the boys will love it.
Speaker 1 (50:43):
Yeah. Ten years later, I have picked a day that
was that was in February.
Speaker 2 (50:50):
He hadn't brought it back, hasn't picked the day. And
I'm like, hey man, we're running out time. We're running
out of time. So I said, screw it. I'm going
without you.
Speaker 1 (50:59):
Man. Yeah, the Battery he heard. It's fun, but I.
Speaker 2 (51:02):
Am disappointed because the Cubs were there on Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday.
Padres see Tatis steroids.
Speaker 1 (51:09):
Already got all you're gonna get. See Luis Castillo new
to his team.
Speaker 2 (51:14):
Luis Aurez. Yes, what about uh Xander Bogart's Blake Snell?
Speaker 1 (51:18):
Is he with them?
Speaker 2 (51:19):
Nah, he's with the Giants man, he sucks.
Speaker 1 (51:21):
He got the cy young last year.
Speaker 2 (51:22):
And he sucks. I got him on the fantas he
sucks me and cousin Andrew. He came up, he pitched
two games, got rocked and went on the I l
But my cousin did text me the other day and
he goes he said what he is exact quote, snell
through an immaculate inning during his rehab. Let's get that
man back to the big leagues.
Speaker 1 (51:41):
He's not even in the majors.
Speaker 2 (51:43):
He's on a rehab assignment. You know what an immaculate
inning is. Yeah, nine pitches, three strikeouts, Boom, get out
of the inning. Let's go saw Reed debtmers do it.
One time when I went to see him play for
the Rocket City Pandace Trash City Pandas whatever they're called
right down here. He played for them in Huntsville, Alabama,
(52:04):
maculate inning. I knew he's gonna be good. Yeah, Oh
that's incredible.
Speaker 1 (52:08):
Lout of luck with that?
Speaker 2 (52:09):
You're right, all right?
Speaker 1 (52:10):
We out?
Speaker 2 (52:13):
But yeah, do I bring a glove?
Speaker 1 (52:15):
Hey? How did it? How did it go? Interview? How
did the podcast? So? Ray?
Speaker 2 (52:20):
What would you say was the strongest thing of the interview,
the what the hell we don't interview the podcast today?
Speaker 1 (52:25):
I thought the vulnerable parts sucked. I hated talking about
those messages. I feel like I got him off my chest.
I thought this podcast was good, but apparently people think
it sucks, so I'll find that out in the media.
Speaker 2 (52:36):
At what point did you realize that, you know what,
we were going to turn this thing around? And the momentums?
Did you feel the shift?
Speaker 1 (52:44):
Yeah, the shift was before the mics were on, because
lunch was I was trying to explain to him how
YouTube works, and then we finally got to what our
strength is and not trying to explain technology. All right,
and lunch, How do you think the podcast went today?
Speaker 2 (52:59):
A little bit all over the place. There was things
I wanted to talk about we didn't get to that
I thought about talking about, and then I was like, oh,
that's not fun. Like I wanted to talk about w
NBA chartered flights. I mean, pretty freaking cool.
Speaker 1 (53:10):
Right, but you didn't talk about it. Now, what what
are you going to think about this for a while?
Or no?
Speaker 2 (53:15):
No, I mean it's on to the next one. It's
sort of like, you know, it's a long season and
I just have to realize this is one podcast in
the you know, grand scheme of things, and they're not
all Some days you have off days. Today wasn't one
of them. And I got to get to Atlanta. That's good,
It's on to Atlanta. We're on to Atlanta.
Speaker 1 (53:32):
It's got to be a new segment.
Speaker 2 (53:33):
Hey, we're on to Atlanta. We're on to Atlanta.
Speaker 1 (53:37):
Oh, that's good.
Speaker 2 (53:38):
We're on to Atlanta.
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