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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Let's go. Hello, Hey, cameras are on. Hey, let's go.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Let's do a show. Stressed.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
I'm not stressed.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Yeah, you just came in here stressed. Hey, we gotta
do this, we gotta do that. We gotta hit him
from the left side, hit him from the right side.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
We're gonna go inside. We're gonna go outside.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Then we're gonna run and run.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
Run when we get him, mother run, We're gonna get
him other run and we're gonna hit him. Ro what
movie's at.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Before they were giants, rudy, dude, I had coaches that
were like that, and even as a young kid, I knew, dude,
shut up, just let us play. You're not helping anybody
else by being that stressed out.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
Yeah, I didn't have really coaches like that. My dad
coached us a lot in soccer, and he didn't know
anything about soccer. And I remember one time, uh, chess day,
I mean got We were in bass drop, right and
chess day was our He played sweeper and he got
juked out of his mind. Right.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
It's called a jump scare. That's called a jump cut.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Like broke his ankles, you know everything. The dude just
left him in the dust, and my dad subbed him out.
He's like, Chess Day, Chess Day, come take a break,
and Chess Day comes jogging off the field and my
dad goes, hey, man, you forgot your jock over there.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
That's some good old boy humor right there.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
Man, that's called good coaching.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
Yeah. Sometimes the coach when he goes on the other team,
that's what it is. Your dad ripped on the player
saying he got so juked he needs his jock.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
He goes, hey, he left your jock over there. Yeah,
I mean it's a little bit better than take him
on the inside of him on the outside. We're gonna
run and run, run. He didn't have any motivational speeches
like that.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
I feel like a lot of them nowadays they do
have motivational speeches because every Instagram posts if you dream today,
tomorrow will be better than today, And back in the
day they didn't have that.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
There's a lot more pressure to have these amazing speeches
because everybody is filming inside the locker room. Outside the
locker room, everyone's filming these speeches. You know, whatever you
say is about to go on Instagram, So you have
to have something prepared that's gonna make you sound like
a genius.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
All right, we're gonna do it live.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
So you're telling me for my t ball, I need
to prepare a speech for the game this Saturday. Yeah,
all right, listen to here. Boys, gather around here, so
we're gonna put that ball on the tee and we're
gonna knock the shit out of it, and we're gonna
run it down their throats. If they overthrow first, you
run a second, they overthrow second, you run to third,
and you don't stop running till you touch home plate.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
You kids, all get your moms. Come on, gather around.
Got a speech for all y'all. Dads are fine, Dad, stay.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
There, David, stay back there.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
All right.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Listen, guys, you're not sucking on your mom's knockers anymore.
You did that when you were young. Now we're gonna
make them suck this baseball because we're gonna hit it
down their throats.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
This isn't about the hottest mom. Hey, Sarah, thanks for coming.
All right, let's do it a lot.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
There is a Sarah that's a mom on the team.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
Common name Sarah Morgan, Maul, Mary.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
Rachel, Lauren John.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
All right, we're gonna do a lot w oh the
what dude? So loser? What up?
Speaker 1 (03:15):
Everybody? I am lunchbox. I know the most about sports,
soa given the sports facts, my sports opinions, because I'm
pretty much a sports.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
Genius, y'all. It's season. I'm an alpha male. I'm from
the North. I'm an alpha male again. I don't live
on the West Side anymore. I live on the North
side of Nashville with Baser. Like I said, in that
part of town, a lot of ritual ranchers and all
they have is about one hundred acres each. It's nothing
but farmland. There's crops, there's corn, there's wheat, pumpkins in
(03:42):
the fall, blueberries and strawberries in the spring. It's absolutely gorgeous.
In It's twenty five minutes outside of Nashville. I don't
work for the Chamber of Commerce, but I'm telling you, guys,
there's a different world outside of Nashville. You don't have
to live on Broadway, even though I did get a
Broadway girl and took her there. You don't gotta find
your happiness at the bottom of Garst Bar, you know
what I'm saying. There's other places to find it. A
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lunch over to you, I didn't mean to be motivational.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
So you don't need to bring happiness at the bottom
of a bottle.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
It's tough to find it there. You're gonna find it
a couple in It's actually there's a term to it.
It's called balmer.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
Thanks for stopping by Four Things with Amy Brown.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
She just brought over a fourth Thing shirt. Thanks Pimp
and Joy. We're gonna do something next week. Yeah yeah,
talk on the mic right now, you're live.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
Oh okay, you're a live. Okay, well so wave for
the camera.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
They're all over. You're alive.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
The Pimp and Joy stuff for Fourth of July, where
we do all proceeds to building homes for heroes, to
build a house for a veteran. It goes up tomorrow Thursday.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
Bam.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
So I'm dropping off because we're about to do a
show photo shoot.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
Yep in the middle of our pod. Yeah n about it.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
Thanks, thanks for the it's American.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
He wants to know if he can have a shirt
that's red because apparently only wears that red Colorado Rocky
shirt and it's red for him, it says Pimp and Joy.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
This is red for the Angels. Los Angeles Angel Rockies
the Black One, and when we were doing camera, she
told us to wear something besides black, So I had
to bring this.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
Yet Amy Brown. Oh it's got baseball, pork, missiles, grilled cheese,
and apple pie.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
And it's got a pair of jeans. What the heck
are the jeans.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
The American Levi jeans. It's all American stuff. Yeah, there
you go.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Cherry pie. Apple pie is the American pie?
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Ray, what's your favorite pie?
Speaker 1 (05:30):
Have you seen American Pie the movie? It's an apple pie.
It's not a cherry pie.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
That is confusing, though. Why is it called American pie?
But it's an apple.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
Pie because America. You associate America with apple pie, not
cherry pride.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
I agree, And she just said, that's cherry pie in there.
Why is the pie cherry?
Speaker 3 (05:47):
George Washington had cherry trees there.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
It is there, it is. She just hit you with facts.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
You know, She's like, I don't know, you know you can.
The camera is gonna give you away that you don't know.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
Oh, I am saying I don't know. I'm just it
doesn't really matter. I feel like some people like apple pie,
some people like cherry pie, some people like Boston cream pie.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
And you did.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
You did baseball. I'm in football, America's most favorite sport.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
Now. Ah yeah, it's.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
A cute design. It's just a design.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
I'm just giving you our time.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
But hey, and also this isn't even for a rebuttal.
Yesterday she shade half of a cookie speaking of desserts,
and then said, here have the rest, guys. That's Amy
Brown from four Things, half eats, half eaten food, and
then you get the rest the crumbs.
Speaker 3 (06:28):
Yeah yeah, I moved on to the oatmeal chocolate chip,
which was better.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
Oh that oatmeal chocolate chip cookie was so freaking babe.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
You put that on the back of the shirt.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
That would have been a good.
Speaker 3 (06:36):
Idea because whatever the half of that first one that
I ate, it was not good. It was like an
almond yep, yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
Yeah, all right. Well we couldn't have got those shirts though.
When we were off the air, yup. Yes, four days
of Amy Brown. That's the respect we get just right
in the middle of the pod.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
That's our sister station.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
I mean, is it not amazing?
Speaker 2 (06:57):
The respect?
Speaker 1 (06:58):
Like, what if we did that in the middle of
her Poe she.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
Would lose her ever loving mind? And what are we
even talking about?
Speaker 1 (07:06):
So I'm saying, we're in the middle of a conversation.
We're in the middle of talking about something, and then
I just totally I don't know what it was.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
Don't worry, I got an elephant. Like an elephant. It
is the Bamber effect. There's a certain amount of drinks
you can have where you actually perform better.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
Oh, talking about happiness at the bottom of a bottle.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
So it's not at the bottom. It's somewhere in between
the bottom and the very top. If you have it's
right between two and three drinks. Studies show you actually
perform better on some tests and also some sporting activities. No, don't, I'm.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
Okay some tests, Like what kind of tests are we talking?
Speaker 2 (07:40):
It's actually sports. My buddy taught it to me. He said,
at golf, there is a Bamber effect. There's a point
where you reach your peak is actually better on alcohol
to a degree in some sports. I mean, it's like golf.
Maybe it's not gonna be football. You're not gonna play it.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
It's not gonna be golf because I've watched I mean,
like the US Open this weekend. I'm gonna watch it
and I'm not going to see any one of them
three drinks in. I think they're all gonna be sober,
and they're gonna be drinking water and electrolytes and eating
protein bars and like trail mix. None of them are
gonna be on their third beer because it makes them
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hit the ball better, look it up.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
There's actually I just thought of the sports darts being okay, darts, yes, bowling, bowling,
stuff like that, and then golf can maybe go in there.
But it is, it's a thing balmber effect. You're not
drinking a twelve pack. You're not drinking a rack. It
is one, two, three is drinks where you actually perform better.
But kids, you're not doing this for the acts.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
You're talking about amateurs.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
Yeah, yeah, I agree with you on that because like bowling,
you're not thinking as much when as an amateur you
go up there bowling, and if you're doing it sober,
you're concentrating trying to line it up. When you're drinking
a few, you're kind of loose and you're like, oh yeah,
and the ball comes out of your hand quicker and
it comes out nicer, and you're not stressed about your footsteps.
It just kind of magically happens It's like dancing. When
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you're sober. You're thinking about the moves, like, oh, I
gotta do this to grind up on her. Oh when
she dips, I dip, we dip. When you've been drinking
a few, the hips just know to dip. You don't
have to tell your hips. Hey, when she dips, you dip,
we dip. It just happens.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
You go with it.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
So I'm gonna agree with you on that.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
And I can't tell you how awkward our photo shoot
was the other day for the Bobby Bone Show, the
Big Show. Well, they're telling us to do the dance moves.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
I don't understand.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
And I hadn't even had one drink, and I'm supposed
to be, Oh, yes, you like, Oh, I shake my hips. Oh,
the guy goes, get on your tiptoes, squeeze your butt cheeks, sir,
I've had no drinks and I've worked a twelve dollars shift.
I don't know what we're talking about right now. But
these pictures won't even surface.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
We will never see these pictures.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
What are we doing?
Speaker 1 (09:44):
We will never use these pictures. These pictures are never used.
I mean, the only pictures that we'll be used is
one show photo that we will if we ever sign
it to send the listeners and that's it. But my question, right,
I'm not I don't mean to be like a harper
or like a nitpicker and nagger chimer and or a hey,
(10:05):
what the hell is your problem?
Speaker 2 (10:06):
Ray?
Speaker 1 (10:07):
But like at the beginning of the photo shoot, we
talked about, like, hey man, we got this professional photographer here.
Before we leave, we should just take a couple of
snaps together so we have some sore losers pictures and
that way we don't have to hire a photographer. We
got this professional one and we act like it's for
the big show, and when those pictures comes back, we
use them for the sore losers. And you got done
(10:29):
with your individuals, you went up, change, grab your gear,
and you were out that door.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
Didn't love my outfit in no way. I'm doing every
one of our pictures with me in a friggin Docker's
shirt with a collar. I don't dress like that. None
of the clothes I had with me is how I dress.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
But you could have taken it in your Nike hoodie.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
And then also you were throwing around you wanted to
do it shirtless. I mean, funny, but also imagine if
we're at a bar and it's us in two shirtless photos,
people are gonna think it's some gay mal mail review. Yeah, no,
it's a male Okay.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
We could have done it in your your Nike hoodie
and my freaking day one's hoodie.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
Yeah, we could have. We could have got because.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
We talked about it and I was like, oh yeah,
and you're like, yeah, that's a good idea, we'll do it.
And then you just grabbed your gear and you're like
light her rights, bro, props, good piccks, good picks, and
out the door you went. And I was like, oh, guests,
we're not gonna do the picture.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
Because I still dude. I still had to go back
to the radio station, and I had already seen the
writing on the wall. There was more pimp and joy
photos that had to take place. You had to do
your individual shot.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
We could have done them before my individuals. We could
have jumped on the carpet as boom, then you go,
then I do my individuals. But I just didn't know
if there was a reasoning. But it's because you didn't
like your clothes and you were tired.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
Bro. I had reached my peak. After we ate all
that food. I had a pile of food in my stomach.
And then I'm supposed to get on there, move your
left toes, clinch your butt, cheeks put and then he
keeps telling me chin out, chin down, bro. Please, for
the love of God, please tell me how those photos look,
because at one point I look like a draft, a
baby draft.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
I was like this, Hey, extend your neck towards me.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
Dude, there's no way that looks good.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
Tilt you're right here, to the right, There's no way.
Oh wait, your next takes me a little stiffer. Hey,
put your left shoulder back.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
I'm like, what is happening?
Speaker 1 (12:20):
It looks unnaturally?
Speaker 2 (12:21):
What is that? What end up is happening?
Speaker 1 (12:24):
When he said that, I looked around and said, is
this guy? Is this guy? It's like they have this
old antique couch that they tell you to sit on. Okay, hey,
sit on this antique couch and take a picture. Okay, cool.
The couch looks cool for the picture. And then you
sit on it and it's so damn old. You seek
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so far in that it's not natural because you're trying
to hold yourself up by your feet. They're like, look, relaxed, Okay,
Well then I sink down into the couch.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
So it's so uncomfortable. I don't know how to look natural.
And there was a double standard. Morgan and Mike right
to decide to me, I believe that was and Scuba
wasn't in the picture. Morgan bent over, Mike D.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
Bent over Mike D from Mike D's movie, Mike D's podcast.
Speaker 2 (13:08):
Yes, me bent over. And then they said, hey, Ray
don't bend over. Well why can they bend over? So
I was supposed to stand upright, Well, Mike D's bent
on all fours.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
Oh bro, I mean culture I am. I swear to god,
I was a foot lower than everybody on the couch
because I'm on the far right and the cushion is
just sunk in and I'm trying to let get up.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
Hey, they kind of wanted your face almost to be
kiss level with bones, and I kept looking at him like, guys,
what are we doing. It looks like he's kissing bones.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
They're like, get a little closer, Get a little closer,
Get a little closer. I'm like, how close do I
need to get?
Speaker 2 (13:42):
Then I kept saying, you get closer to bones to
where your asses were almost touching it. I was like, guys, Nope,
this isn't the look we're going for.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
Then they had me sitting on the other one is
that they're sitting on a bench and they're like, hey, Lunch,
have uh be half on the bench, half off, So
my right buck cheek just in the air. When do
you ever just sit on a bench half on, half
off right?
Speaker 2 (14:04):
And then he corrected all of us saying, hey, Lunch
may actually kind of fall off of the bench, and
he goes one butt cheek is fine? Who sits on
a park bench with one butt sheeek?
Speaker 3 (14:14):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (14:14):
And then they're like, look natural, hey guys, I'm holding
all but all my body up on my left butt cheek.
I can't put any weight on my right butt scheek because.
Speaker 2 (14:22):
I helped you out and I put my hand down
and held your other butt cheek.
Speaker 1 (14:29):
I mean, I don't I don't take a lot of
I don't do a lot of photo shoots. But it's
awkward as hell. And then he's telling me jump and
I'm like, like Michael Jordan jump and he's like no,
like click your heels, no, like Kobe, like, explain to
me when you ever jump? And do that.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
But they wanted some crazy reaction from you seeing your
body do that. They wanted you to do a hair
flip and just be you. They wanted you to be
more flexible. Maybe you were a little too uptight. I
understand the jumping, I just don't understand the look actual
do this, chin out, chin in. I mean a jump
is kind of natural.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
Oh, make sure your shirt's even. I'm like, I don't
know how my shirt's even. Like pull it back, pull
it up, put your right hand in your pocket, put
your left hand behind your ear.
Speaker 2 (15:11):
Like, dude, I'm not even kidding when I say this.
At one point, the guy goes turn around. He goes
show your butt, and I was like, show my butt?
What the fuck, dude, how is that a picture that
we're gonna put on Iheart's website of me.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
With my ass out?
Speaker 2 (15:25):
Hey, listen to the radio show ass.
Speaker 1 (15:28):
Shot, dude. I'll never forget. I think it was seventh
grade and you do the school pictures and I go
in there and the lady's like, all right, you know,
face me, all right, now turn your body to the right.
And I turned my body to the right. She's like,
now look to the left and I'm like all right,
and then she's like look up, and I'm like what, Like,
when do I ever sit like this? And then she's
like turn your head and can you turn? And I
just I rolled my eyes and she got the picture
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and my eyes are just rolled, like I'm rolling my
eyes in the picture.
Speaker 2 (15:53):
That was a picture they sent to the market.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
Yeah, because I was like, oh my god, I do
not understand what you're saying, like look down, look up,
move your head. And I was just like, I've rolled
my eyes. That's a picture that I got.
Speaker 2 (16:02):
Dude. I was fed up. I messed with the guy
a little bit because I was tired of him instructing
telling this people are natural, they're unnatural. I go, yeah, dude,
I've done softcore porn before. This is all pretty easy
to me. And I'm pretty sure he was dead serious
because then he comes back and.
Speaker 1 (16:15):
They started talking about how he was in mud one time.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
He said he would did also softcore and he said
he was in mud but the picture doesn't show his
face and I was like, oh ok. But he said
it's in like some museum in Franklin where it's only
his body naked in the mud, caked in mud, but
you can't see his face and he didn't even get
paid for I was like kind of like us right now, Oh,
it all came full cirta.
Speaker 1 (16:38):
I know a situation like that, like the one we're
in right now.
Speaker 2 (16:40):
What.
Speaker 1 (16:41):
Yeah, this, And I mean, I'm glad we're taking I
mean I can't even so we're taking this picture today?
Speaker 2 (16:46):
Yes, and Amy from Four Things brought those T shirts
and threw them out.
Speaker 1 (16:50):
I'm in sweatpants.
Speaker 2 (16:52):
Maybe your bottom is gonna be covered or you're sitting
on a park bench.
Speaker 1 (16:55):
Again, can't wait? Hey, why didn't we just do this
yesterday when we were in our clothes and we were there.
We're there, nice professional photographer. Now we have Amy's niece,
who's a twenty one year old at the University of Colorado,
who's probably still hung over from last night taking the photos.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
Oh is she really?
Speaker 1 (17:11):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (17:11):
She's getting one credit and Amy's working for eighty hours
a week.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (17:15):
I went to Costa Rica and got sixteen Spanish credits
and partied abroad a little different.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
Yeah. And then I see that she drove herself from Colorado.
I said, you drove by yourself? She goes yeah, And
I'm like, damn, Okay, maybe that's a little weird, but
I feel like that's a long drive for one person.
Speaker 2 (17:33):
For one internship hour, for one summer to spend with
your aunt. I mean, what an internship But it's not
even a summer. She's here a couple of weeks.
Speaker 1 (17:40):
I thought, oh, she's not here the whole summer.
Speaker 2 (17:42):
Because I was talking about Shader Sanders at Colorado.
Speaker 1 (17:45):
She said that Shiloh, the wide receiver would come to
the sority house a couple of times with dating one
of the chicks in the sorority.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
But she said the quarterback and Dion did not come.
Speaker 1 (17:54):
No, No, they were not on campus much. You didn't
see them very often. The less famous of the same
son the watch. Yeah yeah, and they told her they
showed up to her storty. I said, hey, why don't
you get your bags and transfer two? No, that's get
your Louis. Yeah, because hey, because I got my bags
and we coming.
Speaker 2 (18:14):
We comes and they're Louis. You know what that means, right, No,
you know what Louis is.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
Louis Vauton. Yeah, yeah, I know I know what they
I think. Okay, yes, I know what that means. But
we're gonna take a break.
Speaker 2 (18:27):
You probably only know what it means because Dion said
that I've bought my wife Louis Baton before.
Speaker 1 (18:34):
I will, I will put this on my grave.
Speaker 2 (18:36):
You put your wife Louis Baton.
Speaker 1 (18:38):
I will put this. Oh my gosh, who are you.
I will tell you how many Louis Vautons I bought
my wife right after this, I will put this on
my grave. I will put this on my children. I
have bought my wife zero Louis Batons, and the rest
(19:01):
of the time my wife and I are together, if
we stay married, if we end up getting divorced.
Speaker 2 (19:05):
Whoa for Shadley?
Speaker 1 (19:06):
No, I hope not, but hey, you never know. I
am telling you this right now. I will never buy
her a Louis Vauton ever in my life. I won't
buy her a Louis Baton purse. I won't buy her
a coach purse. I won't buy her a Gucci purse.
I won't buy her any of that crap Balenciaga, don't
know what that is, will not buy it.
Speaker 2 (19:26):
I will go on record and say I have bought
my wife one coach purse for twelve hundred dollars when
I was hell. Oh my God, when I was gambling God,
and she wore it. I think it was a clutch.
It wasn't even a perse that goes around the shoulders.
Super are the ones. So she would just kind of
hold it, you know, And it was twelve hundred dollars.
(19:47):
She used it, I don't know, less than twelve times
and it's gone into the closet. And after that point
in time, I said, no coach, no Balenciaga, no Gucci,
no suit, ver Cha, Virchi, Ricachi, Versachi, Versachi, none of that.
Just going get what about Juni and Burke? Is that
(20:08):
one one of her favorite ones was Jessica Simpson. I
don't know what her brand is called looking is it expensive?
Jessica Simpson? Is her stuff expensive a little bit? But
it holds up and it's really nice.
Speaker 1 (20:19):
I mean you walk through those malls in Las Vegas
and you see those purses just like on display and
there's only like twelve purses in the whole store. I
look at people in their shopping and I just do
not understand their mentality, their their their things in life.
But my buddy Garrett, I mean, his wife likes that
kind of stuff, and that's what.
Speaker 2 (20:39):
Whoa the grocery store guy. Yeah, he's buying his wife Berkins.
Speaker 1 (20:45):
I don't know about Berkins, but I know that we
used to go shopping for Christmas presents, uh together. He
would get his wife something. I'd get my wife and
I'd get her like a T shirt from J. C. Penny.
He'd be like, that's all you're getting her. I'm like yeah,
and he goes, oh, we got to go over to
the coach door. She wants a matching wallet and uh purse,
and I'm like, what are you doing? But that's what
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she likes. I will never we will never have that
kind of stuff in our house ever. That ain't my style.
I can't handle that crap. I don't understand paying that
much money for a little freaking piece of leather that
you're gonna put like two things in your lipstick and
your chapstick. No thanks.
Speaker 2 (21:21):
And also the housewives, the receipts, the timelines, the stamps,
the passports, housewives reference dude, that's how they get robbed.
All these chicks got a closet full of purses and
brag about them. And the chick from OC Real Housewive
OC Door Door di io r Is that's one of them,
but she I don't know. Some chick out there, dude,
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all they do is flaunt their wealth. They got robbed.
Speaker 1 (21:46):
Oh shocking.
Speaker 2 (21:46):
Yeah, that's what I'm saying. People know you got all
those purses.
Speaker 1 (21:49):
It's wild. And speaking of Garrett, man, so.
Speaker 2 (21:54):
When the links they're doing the shirts now really yeah,
I mean they all just sprint it out the door.
So I don't know what to do. Uh that bones
is out there?
Speaker 1 (22:05):
Yeah yeah?
Speaker 2 (22:06):
Yeah, Well good thing I was watching, or we wouldn't
have been part of the page. Hey.
Speaker 1 (22:09):
I didn't get a text, man, I didn't get a text.
Speaker 2 (22:11):
We got to take a break after the break.
Speaker 1 (22:14):
Yeah, I don't understand. I don't know what to do. Yeah,
sorry about the break guys. We had to go take pictures. Uh,
no one told us. We just saw. We just saw
people walking.
Speaker 2 (22:26):
Down the hall.
Speaker 1 (22:26):
They were running and that we knew that meant picture time.
So we didn't mean to do break back to back,
but that's just how it works. Now. Speaking of Garrett,
can I tell you when the Live Golf announced they
were coming to Nashville, he hits me up, He's like, dude, dude,
we have to go. I was like, all right. He
goes I'll fly in, Greg will come, Jacob will come.
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Chess Day. Chess Day was trying to get in on
the the whole event, but he doesn't play golf, and
Chess Day doesn't really like to He doesn't even like
to be outside. Okay, And so I'm like, all right,
we had Chess Day. If we do this trip, you
can come, you can come. Let's go. And so Garrett's
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all in and then Greg starts waffling. Jacob's down for
whatever he's in. But then two weeks ago, Garrett hits
me and says.
Speaker 2 (23:19):
Hey, waffle without the syrup.
Speaker 1 (23:20):
He says, what if we cancel the live weekend? And
the very next weekend we go to Vegas for the
Connor McGregor fight versus Chandler?
Speaker 2 (23:30):
What is he? Tiger Woods?
Speaker 1 (23:31):
I said? Okay, So now Ray, which one seems more appealing?
Them come to Nashville, We play around, to golf, go
watch live, and then play another round of golf the
next day.
Speaker 2 (23:41):
Well, now that I'm not an addict gambler, Vegas doesn't
seem as appealing as it used to. Or I I'm
all in on Live, continue I digress?
Speaker 1 (23:51):
Or do we go to Vegas and go to the
Connor McGregor Fight, enjoy a weekend in Vegas and play
some golf in Vegas.
Speaker 2 (23:59):
Vegas it is for compulsive gamblers that can't leave a
room until you start gambling or your hand shaking. That's
a terrible lifestyle. If you're going there for the flamingos,
the fountains, the meals, the women that you're taking with you,
and a couple rolls of the balls in the roulette
wheel or a couple rolls of the dice in the
little ring, do that. But if you're going there as
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an addict, do not do that.
Speaker 1 (24:26):
Well, I don't think I was going as an addict, okay,
but we were gonna try to play some golf. The
last time we tried to play golf in Vegas, we
were up drinking at six am and Greg was still
doing double jamison on the rocks at six am.
Speaker 2 (24:44):
That's what I was just talking about.
Speaker 1 (24:45):
So we ended up never playing golf. Okay, he's good.
We lugged our golf clubs all the way to Vegas.
Speaker 2 (24:51):
We got a number for him.
Speaker 1 (24:52):
We were on the twenty sixth floor, so we had
to take him all the way up to the twenty
sixth floor, low key flex and they never left the room.
So I was like, Ude, if we go to Vegas,
are we really gonna play golf? He's like, what if
we do? Stay off the strips, stay out a little bit,
stay at one of those red rock That's exactly what
he said.
Speaker 2 (25:09):
Of course he did. It's the biggest one there is.
Speaker 1 (25:11):
And I'm like that sounds like fun. So I was like, whatever,
So what do you think we decide?
Speaker 2 (25:17):
Red Rocks an option? You got the women? You can do?
Are you the women going? No? Okay, better option? Kidding?
Speaker 1 (25:23):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (25:24):
The live I'm going. We got our friends, they got
a mansion down there. We're going live, back to the mansion,
back to live, back to the mansion, back to live.
So unless you got a great Airbnb, I'd say lives out.
I don't know. If it's just a day thing where
then you're sobern up and ah your sunburnt Ah, you're
back to Nashville. The kids are whining. I would say,
Vegas is actually your option for me. I have an
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option that nobody else does.
Speaker 1 (25:46):
Tell me about it. Tell me about your option.
Speaker 2 (25:49):
Karen and Nick beautiful house in Brentwood. I like them,
and I think it's right outside of Brentwood. If I'm
not mistaken, and I believe this was told to me,
unless I was hammered with the previous weekend that they're
gon we're going to a party bus and we're going
party bus from their crib to live back to their crib,
and then we're doing that times three.
Speaker 1 (26:08):
I mean, unless I heard something wrong. So you're spending
the night at Karen and Nick's. Yes, both nights. Two, Yeah,
it's definitely multiple. And then but we still got to
get the tickets. What about the cat my mill my
mother in law? Man, Damn, let me see if Karen
and Nick texted me because I thought me and Karen
and Nick were close. Damn, Nope, nope, not not even close.
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That's cool. But anyway, so we decided.
Speaker 2 (26:33):
I swear I heard party bus. Yeah, if I didn't,
it's us in the family van, the mom soccer van.
It's gonna be definitely a change. I was hoping for
a little vibe heading to live.
Speaker 1 (26:44):
That would be a vibe. You four on a party bus,
and I bet there's more couples involved that I don't know,
and that sounds like a great time. So we discussed
it and Greg was kind of out on Vegas. See,
he's with me, and so we decided to live. Are
gonna come for Live weekend. We're gonna they're gonna spend
the night. We're gonna play golf Friday afternoon. We're gonna
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com MUNI Yep, We're gonna go to Live on Saturday
and play some golf on Sunday.
Speaker 2 (27:10):
That's a busy weekend. Did you forget your have kids?
Speaker 1 (27:14):
That's gonna be the hard part. We've done it before,
they've come to Nashville, and I've been able to manage it.
My wife's been able to, you know, kind of shuffle
the kids handle it a little bit.
Speaker 2 (27:22):
Yeah, we're aware. Sore losers Convention weekend. The kids were
damn at fla Jah bar Rest in peace, moment of silence.
It's now Laney's bell bottoms.
Speaker 1 (27:34):
Is that what it's called?
Speaker 2 (27:35):
Dude? They just put it on the front door.
Speaker 1 (27:36):
Is it already open?
Speaker 2 (27:37):
Yeah, it was open, CMA fast weekend.
Speaker 1 (27:39):
Stop it.
Speaker 2 (27:40):
I wouldn't, I refused, I said, guys.
Speaker 1 (27:41):
Always at the exact same bar. They just put Laney
Wilson pictures off.
Speaker 2 (27:44):
Yeah, like the shape of her ass.
Speaker 1 (27:46):
No, they did not.
Speaker 2 (27:47):
I swear to God, that's like their that's their campaign.
Really Yeah, Hey, it'll sell drinks in Nashville. That's right anyway,
damn Ratman. So I'm looking forward to this Live weekend.
The wife is cool with it. We're all excited. Wait,
your wife's going no, no, yeah, because she's not even
into golf.
Speaker 1 (28:01):
No, she's not into golf, but she's into She was
excited that, Oh my boys are coming. I'm gonna have
a good weekend. Like I'll spend the night at the house,
I'll be there for breakfast, and then I'll go play golf.
I'll go to Live. All that all all great.
Speaker 2 (28:13):
Because shockingly, I think Karen plays golf. I just I
don't know if Baser knows it. It might be a
little boring for a person that's not into golf. No,
I don't think anybody's told Baser that though.
Speaker 1 (28:21):
Because there'll be alcohol. The alcohol will be flowing. I
think Live is a party, like I think you're supposed
to party at Live Golf.
Speaker 2 (28:26):
Because Baser is super excited. But in the back of
my head, I keep saying, what if she gets boring
on the turn of whole number two, she might.
Speaker 1 (28:33):
Get bored because what she doesn't realize it's not gonna
be NonStop action. It's not because you sit there in
between shots and you have to wait. And I don't
even know the rules of live golf, Like I don't know,
like do they play best ball or is it just
everybody's score added up and that's what your team scores?
I don't know the rules to live golf.
Speaker 2 (28:52):
You know what I say? They play music and it's
a party.
Speaker 1 (28:54):
Because you have a team aspect of it. So is
it just your combined score?
Speaker 2 (28:58):
Well, they haven't done a great job kidding us the
rules of it because none of us know.
Speaker 1 (29:02):
What kind of ticket are you getting? Are you getting
a VIP timp? Are you getting a general admission to
the grounds for the three days?
Speaker 2 (29:10):
Have you decided, let's be real, Nick Hill, big diicket
and we're definitely probably gonna do a VIP thing.
Speaker 1 (29:16):
Man, let me check you have Nick texting me yet?
Damn No nothing from Nick? Man, nothing from Nick?
Speaker 2 (29:22):
All right?
Speaker 3 (29:22):
Cool?
Speaker 2 (29:23):
Cool?
Speaker 1 (29:23):
All right? Still especially hey Nick, you got any room
in that VIP? Oh wrong?
Speaker 2 (29:29):
Nick?
Speaker 1 (29:29):
Oh sorry, that's Nick from Corpus.
Speaker 2 (29:31):
Damn we waved down to you from the eighteenth Tower. Hey, Lodge,
Lodge guess our loser's nation for life?
Speaker 1 (29:38):
Hey Greg, Greg, how's the view from down here?
Speaker 2 (29:40):
Man?
Speaker 1 (29:40):
We got free beer up here? How much is the
beer down there? Twenty two dollars a beer? Damn that sucks. Guys,
we're up here in vip.
Speaker 2 (29:46):
Hey, we're up here with Simon.
Speaker 1 (29:48):
I Colchurch here, Simon Levi. I hope you're doing well.
Speaker 2 (29:51):
Well.
Speaker 1 (29:51):
Then this is where the story takes a turn.
Speaker 2 (29:53):
Oh I thought that was already enough turn. Oh no.
Speaker 1 (29:56):
I get a call from Garrett yesterday.
Speaker 2 (29:58):
Hey, man, I have on seven. Can you talk?
Speaker 1 (30:01):
I missed the call and I call him back and
I'm like, what's up man. He's like, Oh, we're just
driving to Padre, me, the wife and the kid. I'm
on Baker and he was like, but yeah, we're going
down there for the rest of the week. We'll be
there through the weekend. He goes, but you know, and
next weekend is living. I'm like, heck, yeah, you ready,
and he goes, well, got some bad news.
Speaker 2 (30:22):
Not a good well. So what do you mean?
Speaker 1 (30:24):
He goes, well, you know how when you came to
Austin for iHeart and my back was hurting, and I
just took a couple of pain pills and played golf anyway, Okay, Tiger,
He goes, Uh, seems like that was a bad idea.
Don't get in a Hyundai, he goes, because I've been
having back pain ever since. I can't sleep at night,
and I have to get an MRI on Monday because
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and they gave me pain pills because I can't even
move in the mornings because my back hurts so much.
Speaker 2 (30:54):
Right, so you can stay at the airbnbing clean it
for us while we're at Live.
Speaker 1 (30:58):
And he said, so it looks like the Live trip
is off because of his back because he can't play golf.
He can't walk.
Speaker 2 (31:06):
Dude, my dad can't even walk and he still disks
up Land every day.
Speaker 1 (31:11):
Your dad is tougher than Garrett.
Speaker 2 (31:12):
He gets in a four wheeler and does the damn thing.
Hey at Live, get him a damn a golf car
wheelchair for Garrett and crew.
Speaker 1 (31:21):
Get him one of the mobility scooters.
Speaker 2 (31:23):
Dude, I thought I had it best there. You guys
are rolled around on one of those.
Speaker 1 (31:28):
So he's like, I gotta get the MRI. I don't know.
I don't think it's a good idea for me to fly.
I don't think it's a good idea for me to
go to live. I can't play golf, so it kind
of ruins the trip. It kind of ruins the vibe.
Speaker 2 (31:41):
Isn't he usually boring anyways? How does the bad back
affect anything?
Speaker 1 (31:45):
No, No, Garrett's not boring. I'm kidding kind of.
Speaker 2 (31:48):
I think I hung out with him one time.
Speaker 1 (31:49):
One time, and so then Greg's like, well, if Garrett's
not gonna go, then I'm out, and Jake's like, yeah,
I mean it's not really a trip if all of
us aren't going. So he's out.
Speaker 2 (31:56):
Dude, get these guys some oxies, man lives, back off.
Speaker 1 (32:00):
And so the trip, the Vegas trip, neither one of
them are happening.
Speaker 2 (32:05):
Soave me options. You didn't tell me about the third
option of boring ass weekend, Dude.
Speaker 1 (32:10):
I had two beautiful weekends on a platter. I was
either going to Vegas or my boys were coming here.
We were going to live, we were gonna play some golf,
we were gonna drink some Bruskis. And now I'm stuck
at home with my wife and three kids. Neither one
of them is happening. Nothing is happening, No trip to Vegas,
no live golf, no anything.
Speaker 2 (32:32):
What if your wife secretly tries to bring live to you.
She's got it on the TV. She's gonna have it
a little drink cart. That would be awesome of her.
Speaker 1 (32:40):
It's not the same, man. I want to be there
in person.
Speaker 2 (32:43):
I want to be there.
Speaker 1 (32:44):
I want to be there with Nick and Karen in
the VIP suite. I want to be there with Garrett
and chest Day and Greg and Jacob.
Speaker 2 (32:51):
I'll put out a feeler.
Speaker 1 (32:52):
And now I am stuck with nothing. You want to
talk about? Such a buzzkill. And I said, and on
the phan, I said, are you effing kidding me? Goes,
don't worry. My son's in the car. You're on bluetooth.
Speaker 2 (33:03):
I'm like, oh, well, hey, man, are you been kidding me?
Speaker 1 (33:07):
I'm like, my fault, my fault. And that's when his
son goes, Hi, mister Gible, you.
Speaker 2 (33:13):
Almost can't hold back with the kids. You just gotta talk.
How you talk about talk? Gosh, Like Walen says, it's
the way I talk.
Speaker 1 (33:18):
And so I just get off the phone and I'm like, well,
I mean, I guess there's not really much else to
talk about.
Speaker 2 (33:23):
Geez.
Speaker 1 (33:23):
He's like, well, now, how's everything else. I was like,
who cares how everything else is? You're just ruined my day.
Speaker 2 (33:29):
It was anything bought though. You guys were doing last
second because you.
Speaker 1 (33:32):
Can just go online and buy general admission ticket right
fifty six dollars.
Speaker 2 (33:36):
I mean, dude, cmafes, we booked a hotel the night
before and got it for two hundred a night.
Speaker 1 (33:40):
Yeah, they were looking at airbnbs and they had plenty
of airbnbs around me, so they weren't worried about that.
Speaker 2 (33:45):
And the thing I've heard people they're not spending that
kew money anymore. So there's stuff's wide open.
Speaker 1 (33:49):
I mean, they had flights booked, but at Southwest get
your money back yep.
Speaker 2 (33:53):
But what was the vegasing? Was it Red Rock? Did
you say? Or were you doing downtown?
Speaker 1 (33:56):
No, we were gonna do like Red Rock or one
of those other We were looking at the two options.
We didn't anything for Vegas because we decided on live
and then El Cortes. Oh that's a good one, or
uh Brandon films from there Paradise in I think that
Paradise something like that.
Speaker 2 (34:10):
There's El Cortes and there's Red Rock. Heard great things, dude,
So I'm just like I'm down.
Speaker 1 (34:15):
That was my devastating news yesterday. I was just sit
in there, going, wow, this is really cool man.
Speaker 2 (34:20):
What did he say? He pulled his back like lifting
a can of beans at the grocery store.
Speaker 1 (34:25):
No, he said, one of the regulars, this old lady
came in and she needed two jars of pickles and
there on the top shelf, and he overstretched and he
ripped something in his back and he's like, I'm out.
Speaker 2 (34:38):
Somebody asked for some pork missiles and that's how he
injured the bat.
Speaker 1 (34:42):
And they were like, oh, excuse me, sir, excuse me.
Do you guys have a sunny delight? And he goes, yeah,
it should be aisle four bottom shelves. She goes, well,
I didn't see it. So he went down and he
ducked to the bottom shelf and that's when his back went.
Speaker 2 (34:55):
Yeah, that's what happens when you try to overwork yourself.
Speaker 1 (34:58):
You know.
Speaker 2 (34:58):
The ladies like, oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (35:00):
He was at the register, just you know, checking up
on things, and the cashiers like, oh, this lady forgot
to get two apples. He's like, oh, I can run
and get it. And he started a jog. That's when
his back went out.
Speaker 2 (35:08):
The back is a serious thing. Father in law just
went to Stanford for two weeks and got some stuff done.
Whoa dude, he came back.
Speaker 1 (35:15):
He went to Stanford.
Speaker 2 (35:16):
Yeah, we don't mess around. We had to heal that back. Dude,
what what do you get done? Stim says very close.
So he had melanoma that he got removed. But then
he also had some stuff in the back. Dude, there
they it sees. Uh, it's actually an operation that they do.
They go in there and stuff with the spine. He
came out of it.
Speaker 1 (35:32):
Though.
Speaker 2 (35:33):
I can get details if you need it. No, I don't.
Speaker 1 (35:35):
I don't need details you need to forget.
Speaker 2 (35:37):
But dude, he came out of it.
Speaker 1 (35:38):
You can tell me this what gear can be headed for.
Speaker 2 (35:40):
I've never seen how much spring my father in law
has in his step. He's ready to build another five houses.
He may just build us a second compound.
Speaker 1 (35:47):
Oh maybe he can build us a studio.
Speaker 2 (35:50):
He's building it. It'd be done, be done. Oh my gosh,
a competing studio.
Speaker 1 (35:56):
I mean, you know how awesome that would be.
Speaker 2 (35:58):
Bones. We got our own contractor here. It'll be done
in a month. We move in.
Speaker 1 (36:03):
Before Hey, guys, how'd you get that done so bad?
We hire raised bother in law man. He got this
awesome back surgery at Stamford and it makes him work faster.
Speaker 2 (36:11):
But women, I feel like, you know, they whatever, they
you know, they have their own things. They deal with
their women's woman's body is different. But I feel like
us always being hard asses. Dude, my dad's back, my
dad's knees, my father in law's back, Garrett's fucking back. Yeah,
I mean, dude, that's what I'm saying. Our backs are
the thing.
Speaker 1 (36:31):
They go. Yeah, tiger's back. Tigers, Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (36:36):
They start here as men, our backs go because we're
always lifting ship.
Speaker 1 (36:42):
Speaking of backs, you know how you know you're on.
Speaker 2 (36:45):
The seventh isle of the grocery store.
Speaker 1 (36:47):
I made a joke about someone's back and they didn't.
They clapped back. They didn't think it was so funny.
You know, your your humor is not for everyone. Flap back,
I'll tell you. Right after this. So I'm scrolling through
Facebook and I see this girl that I went to
high school with as posted she was like Kiki. After
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five months of severe back pain, Tomorrow I finally go
in for surgery to get this pain relief. It's been
crippling at times. I haven't been able to move. My
husband has been amazing and picking up the weight of
our family and making sure we stay together and giving
me everything I need.
Speaker 2 (37:27):
Honey allowed me to miss.
Speaker 1 (37:29):
So please send positive prayers and well wishes my way
and keep me in your thoughts that everything goes successfully
and smoothly tomorrow and I finally get relief from this
excruciating pain after surgery.
Speaker 2 (37:45):
Get to your punchline.
Speaker 1 (37:46):
So then everybody's like, oh, wishing you well, thinking about you,
praying about you, speedy recovery. Oh, this is the relief
you need. So me, being who I am, I think
it's funny to.
Speaker 2 (37:57):
Write hugs and kisses.
Speaker 1 (37:59):
Nope, I get there and I say, wow, faking back
pain and going in for a surgery quote unquote, that's
a lot of dedication to get your husband to wait
on you for hand and foot for the last five months. Thing,
that's funny, you know what I mean. Everybody's saying this like, oh, well,
we's got to make a joke about it.
Speaker 2 (38:18):
Sad day you got your boob job.
Speaker 1 (38:23):
She replies, I'm not faking it. You think I would
put my husband through that I wouldn't wish this pain
on anybody. I've had two kids, and this pain is
so much worse than giving birth to two kids. Not
being able to take care of my family for the
last five months. It's not a joke. This surgery has
to work. I don't know what I'm gonna do, so
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it's not funny to joke about.
Speaker 2 (38:45):
We're getting you off Facebook. I was like, okay, well
sound effect. You're off Facebook, dude, and the group text
thread because for some reason, your humor isn't falling right.
Speaker 1 (38:56):
Oh it didn't fall right, man, I'll see you're.
Speaker 2 (38:59):
Just telling you that I do. Was it gonna get
a good comment? People don't understand tones on Facebook?
Speaker 1 (39:03):
Is that not funny? Is that not funny? Like, Hey,
I can't believe you'd fake back pain and even a
surgery just to your husband will wait on your hand
and foot, that's funny with.
Speaker 2 (39:13):
A smile on your face and a ribbing Yeah. In person.
The Facebook, dude, when it gets in the ether, there's
weird interpretations of normal messages.
Speaker 1 (39:21):
Well, that was a weird message. I thought it was
a normal message. I thought it was a fun message.
I thought it was Hey, me having jokes like ha
ha ha not funny.
Speaker 2 (39:28):
Yeah, keep your jokes to the Bobby Bone Show and
off of Facebook and on family text.
Speaker 1 (39:33):
And I can't do it on Twitter because I don't
have a Twitter anymore.
Speaker 2 (39:36):
Yeah, we've heard on the Big Show.
Speaker 1 (39:37):
Yeah it's over, and it's just like the NBA Finals
is over and it's not over. No, it's not over.
But here's tonight here. I mean, listen, when are we
airing this right today? Oh here's the thing.
Speaker 2 (39:47):
Oh it's not over. Poor Zingy, he's hurt Zingy. That's big.
I actually think the I don't give a rip. I
want Tatum, I want Jaylen Brown and want the Celtics.
But I'm just saying, is an al looker no money on.
If the MAVs win, I think they start to crawl
and creep back in.
Speaker 1 (40:06):
If if the Mavericks are going to win a game,
tonight is the night they This is the game they
should win.
Speaker 2 (40:13):
This is the game they win by like thirty.
Speaker 1 (40:15):
That's what I'm saying, because the crowd is going to
be going crazy.
Speaker 2 (40:20):
Oh the Billy will be there what he's been to
everything else in the past month. If there's a major
sporting event, he's been at it.
Speaker 1 (40:27):
That's what he's doing right now. He's trying because you
can't have downtime when you're going through what he's going through.
Speaker 2 (40:33):
You know, he's going to Charleston with us in two weeks.
What I guess we have a new cut kid. I
think he's our son.
Speaker 1 (40:39):
He's going to Charleston. Yeah, just him, you and.
Speaker 2 (40:43):
And your clean the band is back together.
Speaker 1 (40:46):
Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (40:48):
I think maybe his buddy's coming in and Alex is
going to come in. And then we have a friend
Katie there. And then we know a bar guy that's
like a night what is he? He's called like a
night host at all?
Speaker 1 (40:57):
So when you met on Twitter?
Speaker 2 (40:58):
No, we literally we met him on Instagram.
Speaker 1 (41:01):
Okay, so he's one that gets you into the club.
You pay him and he gets you into the car.
Speaker 2 (41:04):
It's sim for free though he knows us. We're friends.
Speaker 1 (41:06):
Okay, got it. But yeah, So what I'm saying is tonight,
If they don't win tonight, it's over. But this is
the game they should win. This is the game they
should win. I don't know why I still think this
all do, but tonight that play is gonna be rocking,
and they should win the game.
Speaker 2 (41:21):
If MAVs do win the game, we're just talking, not
necessarily predicting. We're just talking. If MAVs win. Dude, the
whole city of Boston puckers up just a little bit.
You know how confident they were after game two? Now
the new think think about trends, Celtics all the way,
news about Zingi, MAVs all of a sudden, just looking
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confident for a no damn reason, the game tonight. They
win this one tonight, all of a sudden. It's a
trend in the MAVs direction.
Speaker 1 (41:50):
And they did say zing very rare injury questionable for
Game three. Hold on, if it's a very rare injury,
how is he gonna play and how could he play?
Of all the injuries in the world, it's a very
rare one. Zingi has the rarest of them all. That's
what happens. His calf must have not been healed all
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the way and the other part of the other muscles
were compensating for that area of the body, and boom,
that's how you get hurt.
Speaker 2 (42:18):
Did you read it? And that's what it says.
Speaker 1 (42:19):
Now, I just make that up.
Speaker 2 (42:20):
I just saw very rare and I said Okay, that's
a headline.
Speaker 1 (42:23):
That's how I like my stak Very Rare.
Speaker 2 (42:25):
Yeah, that's a headline. I'm not reading.
Speaker 1 (42:27):
I just know that he's questionable. When I saw very Rare,
I was like, Oh, he's out, and then it says questionable.
I'm like, so it's not that big of a deal, Like,
it's not that bad of an injury. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (42:36):
I asked Justin. I said, what is it? Hey, you're
a health professional.
Speaker 1 (42:38):
What did he say? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (42:39):
I texted him and I go, hey, dude, text with Justin.
I said, hey, what is this injury? And he goes, oh,
it's he just had sex with a prostitute. I'm like,
that didn't answer my question. And it's also not factual
or even close through accurate. Let me, I said, is
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it a Boston girl you used to hang out with?
Speaker 1 (43:07):
And he said no, Boston girls wouldn't talk to me.
Speaker 2 (43:11):
He said they were all orbs there. Apparently they don't talk.
Speaker 1 (43:14):
That's what he said.
Speaker 2 (43:14):
He the whole year, he didn't meet anybody, and that sucks.
Speaker 1 (43:17):
That's so bad, Like.
Speaker 2 (43:19):
We're just friendly in Nashville. You're going to Nashville, you
meet your ten people. He was in Boston a year. Instead,
he sat at the pool drinking wine by himself on
a pretty sunny day.
Speaker 1 (43:29):
Is justin socially, like you like where he If he's drinking,
he's outgoing, and when he's not, he's kind of quiet.
Speaker 2 (43:38):
He's definitely quiet because he loves to read. You can't
talk when you're reading. Really, yeah, he loves to read.
So yeah, he's a socially What does he like to read?
Medical journals?
Speaker 1 (43:50):
Oh? Really?
Speaker 2 (43:51):
He cured COVID? Really no, but oh he dude, he
reads all the time. But yeah, he's quiet, and I
mean even when he drinks, he's not out and crazy.
Just a pretty chill guy. But then, how did you
guys get to talking? I still don't understand. At the pool,
that's it. Remember it like it was yesterday. We just
he goes, oh, you're from Michigan, huh, And I said, yeah,
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I'm from Michigan, hey, And then we knew the accents
and then immediately the rest was history. But at the pool,
the pool is just a place you meet everybody. It's
where we met Ashley, it's where we met Justin's where
we met the Dodds. Now we met them somewhere else.
Speaker 1 (44:25):
But yeah, I haven't met anybody at the pool man
with the kids. Yeah, let me let me be ast
with you. I haven't really met anybody.
Speaker 2 (44:31):
It's gotta be tough because you're bringing on not only
that person as a friend you then their kids. Are
their kids annoying because you know what, uh stay away
from them?
Speaker 1 (44:40):
Yeah, because I mean when you have three kids at
the pool, I don't have time to talk to anybody.
There's this kid going this way, that kid going that way,
this kid wants to go over here, and it's like,
I mean, sorry, I don't have time to chat.
Speaker 2 (44:51):
I'll be I gotta go. Yeah, that would be hard though.
Speaker 1 (44:55):
It's it's a rough life. And then there's other parents
that are just sitting there.
Speaker 2 (44:58):
Like, wait, they can drink at the pool? Oh yeah.
At the community pool.
Speaker 1 (45:04):
The people just bring their own beer. I mean the
lifeguards don't give a crap. What are the life guards
gonna say. They're like sixteen year old kids looking excuse me?
I mean they put it in koozies so you don't
see it, and it's like, what are they gonna say?
Excuse me, sir? There's no drinking at the city pool.
Speaker 2 (45:18):
I'm sorry, No, they people flying around behind you. Dude, Really,
I'm about eight different people. This is a weird world
we live in.
Speaker 1 (45:29):
People in the hallway and green shirt.
Speaker 2 (45:31):
They're about to barge in here and take over the studio.
Speaker 1 (45:33):
And I was like, what the hell playing buck playing
bucker here? Oh my god?
Speaker 2 (45:37):
Back?
Speaker 1 (45:38):
All right, we gotta go. All right, Hey guys, have
a great Wednesday.
Speaker 2 (45:41):
Come here, you little donkey elephant.
Speaker 1 (45:42):
I mean, if the MAVs are gonna win, tonights to night,
enjoy it.
Speaker 2 (45:45):
We out. Ah. Hey, you guys didn't like me talk
whole episode. It's because we're filming, dude, I don't want
your on cameras.
Speaker 1 (45:53):
All right. Arnold totally forgot you were even in here. Dude,
you were so quiet. It's okay, man, I still don't
man up. What is this?
Speaker 2 (46:04):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (46:04):
Good?
Speaker 2 (46:06):
H