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November 22, 2024 47 mins

In this episode we have to recognize our boy Pitts on making it to Times Square wit a lot of hard work and dedication. Lunchbox talks about his attempt to get some hot chocolate with his kids yesterday and how it all went south. Plus Ray purchased something he thinks is going to allow him to bankrupt Vegas he goes out there for Thanksgiving. 

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
You're live, man. Hello, stop reset, start, here we go.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
You're live.

Speaker 1 (00:06):
Oh I'm live. Here we go.

Speaker 2 (00:08):
Hello, dude, I gotta switch over the next gin wall.

Speaker 1 (00:13):
Okay, you so you just want me to talk?

Speaker 2 (00:15):
Yeah, filibuster.

Speaker 1 (00:16):
Oh there you go. You got an email every time? No, no,
I just think that means you're logging in or something,
or it's the top of the hour. That may be
what it is.

Speaker 2 (00:25):
It's twelve o'clock, so we do this show every time
at the top of the hour.

Speaker 1 (00:29):
It doesn't happen every time. I think it only happens
at top of the hour.

Speaker 2 (00:33):
But it drives me nuts because all the other computers
have it silenced.

Speaker 1 (00:36):
I don't know. It doesn't bother me that much. And
people did say they can't hear the fan. But it's
too damn cold now, folks, it's too cold outside. We
can't We don't need the fan. I wish they'd turn
the heater on in here.

Speaker 2 (00:47):
It's so cold you want the heat back. No, exactly,
it was a joke.

Speaker 1 (00:52):
I was trying to be funny.

Speaker 2 (00:53):
Dude, you don't really realize the temperature because we are
coddled Americans and say it's not third world country and
I was in cost Rica. That's the world. Here, we're
used to a temperature that we can deal with. That
heat actually pisses.

Speaker 1 (01:05):
You off, It really does, but in a bad mood.

Speaker 2 (01:07):
Dude, when we would leave here, I'd be so mad.

Speaker 1 (01:10):
No, it made the podcast not even enjoyable. We had
to rush through the podcast because it was like, oh
my god, I'm burning up. It's so hot. It's miserable.
I'm sweating. Anytime you talk, you got sweat dripping in
your eyes.

Speaker 2 (01:22):
And it sucked.

Speaker 1 (01:23):
But now I can relax, I can kick the chair back,
we can go for two hours. And I mean, that's
what we plan to do this Friday, right.

Speaker 2 (01:29):
And we also need to start using the scheduler. I
guess they send us some email where we actually you
need to say when you're gonna use this room. We
can't just roll in here whenever we want, said who.
I don't know, gator that. So there's other shows that
can possibly use our stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:43):
I literally have never got an email about this.

Speaker 2 (01:45):
But Kitty let me know that we're good for now
because it's just us and him split in time.

Speaker 1 (01:50):
I ray like Ballcarriers, Oh like Jerome Ford and uh
Nick Chubb. Last night.

Speaker 2 (01:56):
Oh, like all year Chase Brown and dumb ass Zach
mos So what about what about Turnpoint Troubadour? You got
h etn and Bigsby's jackass, dude, he f me all year.

Speaker 1 (02:09):
No, here's what happened is at Tien sucked ass. So
Bigsby started being good, Chase Brown started being bad ass
because Zach Moss sucked ass.

Speaker 2 (02:18):
Dude. Zach Moss was so bad all year. Thank god
he got hurt and now he's at some hospital probably
making them his role. He was terrible all year.

Speaker 1 (02:27):
Well, I'm sorry that he got hurt, but he was.
He would get touchdowns, but he'd get no yards.

Speaker 2 (02:31):
Dude, he would I told that. I said that to Justin. Yeah.
Every time he gets the ball, I love watching him.
He gets one yard. I mean it's so amazing. Every Sunday,
here we go. Oh got the ball one yard? All right,
that's point two points. Here we go. Let's go. It's
gonna be a battle all day.

Speaker 1 (02:45):
Yeah, all right, let's start the show man. Yeah. I
started every Friday. Man, No, you gotta start like you do,
is it?

Speaker 2 (02:50):
Yeah? I mean Friday the game last night, I guarantee
you the bills or the Browns probably beat Steelers.

Speaker 1 (02:58):
I'd be my guess, I bet that. I mean, it's
just the Browns are due for a wins. I mean,
I'm sure they won last night.

Speaker 2 (03:05):
Arnold. You going out this weekend? You partying? Yeah, I'm
gonna go to Tretsy's and I'm gonna go to Legends,
probably keep on down the Underground and then probably Laney's
Bow Bottom Country Lanies. You're gonna go do dueling pianos? Yeah,
i'd be lights that one. She really does like that one.
She's told me. Oh really Yeah. So if you guys
ever go there, probably see Abby there. All right, we're
gonna do it a lot. All right, everybody ready, Arnold,

(03:29):
check your voice. Just make sure that it's good real quick.
Lose it. All right?

Speaker 1 (03:32):
We are the one, two three, So what up everybody?
I am lunchbox. I know the most about sports, so
I gave you the sports facts, my sports opinions because
I'm pretty much a sports genius, y'all.

Speaker 2 (03:46):
It's Sisson. I'm from the North. I'm an alpha mil
I live on the north side of Nashville, the Broadway Girl.
We live in the country, two point two acres, two
point five kids, most likely in the future in thirty years.
And then also, I'll die have a heart attack when
I'm seventy two. That is the national average. Over to
you man.

Speaker 1 (04:03):
The beauty of last night, the snow game. It looked
awesome on TV, snow globe. No, no, it looks so cool.
And as I sat there and watched that game, all
I thought was about is We're not gonna have those
very often because everybody is building a dome.

Speaker 2 (04:19):
What am I gonna ask Santa for for Christmas?

Speaker 1 (04:22):
I mean Cleveland Brown's they have plans to build a
dome stadium. Why are you building a dome stadium? We
need games like that, So every game is gonna have
perfect weather, indoors, so easy, so simple. How lame is
it gonna get when everyone plays in a damn dome?

Speaker 2 (04:40):
Domes are good for volume. I went to New Orleans.
My mom ended up watching some documentary in Hurricane Katrina
while I went to the Saints game. Some scalper. Before
I knew that they give you, before I learned how
to negotiate when I was freshman year of college. He
goes seventy five dollars and I go, okay, I didn't
know you can then get them to try and go
down on the ticket price. So I went in. I

(05:01):
had seats at the very top of the Superdome. Who'd
you go with myself? Oh, it's solo mission it But
I just kept walking because the seats were so bad.
With Reggie Bush, that place got so damn loud. I mean,
I'm talking, hair stands up on your arms. You feel
the emotion of a game Titanville. Don't feel that over
to you, man, I'll hang up in listen.

Speaker 1 (05:21):
Well, no, you're gonna feel it because the Titans are
gonna have a dome in three years, right, But you
gotta have the team, man, it doesn't matter in the beginning.
Everybody's gonna be excited that first game in there. Your
hair is gonna be raising the first couple of games,
because you don't know they suck until like week four
when they're zero and four, one and three, and then
you're like, all right, this team sucks.

Speaker 2 (05:38):
Do you know anything about Titans football?

Speaker 1 (05:41):
I do know a lot about Titans football.

Speaker 2 (05:42):
Who's gonna be at these games? Rich people? I'll answer,
we have one of our girls, Amanda. She's a skin girl, dermatologist.
She's awesome. Who else who else, Oh, yep, the guy
that helped us with our appliances. Both of them were
given offers forty thousand dollars and that doesn't include the tickets.
That's just to be a season ticket holder. That's just
the honor of having that is what they out.

Speaker 1 (06:05):
So it's like the country club membership, but then you
got to pay the country club membership.

Speaker 2 (06:09):
Both of them told me not one hundred, but middle
of the five figures.

Speaker 1 (06:15):
Right, I'm a big six figure Yeah. I talked to
t Bay who he has season tickets at the stadium.

Speaker 2 (06:23):
Now, no, I was gonna say bullshit.

Speaker 1 (06:26):
And he said that his tickets. They told him, oh,
it's gonna be ten thousand dollars, and he's like, oh,
for all of them, they said ten thousand dollars a ticket.
Right now, he pays five hundred ticket.

Speaker 2 (06:37):
He's a season ticket holder.

Speaker 1 (06:38):
Yeah, way up.

Speaker 2 (06:38):
Top's still though I claim to fame, I'm a member
of a country club.

Speaker 1 (06:43):
I can't imagine how expensive the tickets are going to be.
Besides you telling me forty thousand dollars just to be
a season ticket holder. Because I go online to always
look at a Titan ticket because my boys want to
go to the Titans game. So bad?

Speaker 2 (06:56):
Incorrect? What continue and I go online? Incorrect? Continue, what
you're about to say is invalid. Continue.

Speaker 1 (07:07):
I go to look for Titans tickets to see how
much they are, because they're always like I want to
go to a game. I want to go to a game,
and the cheapest damn ticket I can find is one
hundred dollars a ticket.

Speaker 2 (07:18):
Incorrect. I just looked the other day. You can get
Jaguars tickets in December for under fifty a ticket, okay,
with a Triple A membership. I haven't, even though they
get the laugh track, guys, I was actually serious. That
was actually you can buy them with your Triple A card,
go online and have a website, and you can do

(07:39):
them for under fifty. I'm thinking about it for Baser.

Speaker 1 (07:41):
That's really funny. I'm serious.

Speaker 2 (07:43):
I haven't because you've already said one hundred and I
was damn on there. I'm like, he's inaccurate with his facts. No,
they have lowered the prices.

Speaker 1 (07:51):
Hold on, I was looking. I looked back when the
Patriots were coming, I looked when the Vikings were coming.
I have not looked at the Jaguars game because here's
the problem. It's gonna be damn cold, and I don't
want my kids. They're gonna freeze their ass off, and
I don't think that sounds like fun.

Speaker 2 (08:08):
That's also when you're gonna start to introduce them to tailgating.
You get warm, you got a fire pit, hot chocolate,
maybe Dad puts a little bit of Bailey's in it.
That's when they start learning about that stuff. It's a
different It's different than summer months. Your soccer. It's raw.
Raw football is more of a manly or crowd. That's
where the boys are gonna be introduced to that.

Speaker 1 (08:25):
Yeah, I don't think we would be tailgating because they
would lose interest. You know, if we're there for two
hours tailgating, by the time the game starts, they're gonna
be like, this is miserable. I hate my life. What
am I doing here?

Speaker 2 (08:37):
Speaking of that? Not to branch off, but it is
a good branch Remember when Pitts and Kevin and all
of them said that they went to the UT Valls game, Yes,
and they had to leave early halftime seats were bad.
Do you think it had anything to do with the
fact they started tailgating at eleven am and the game
started at seven pm.

Speaker 1 (08:53):
I don't think it did, okay. I think they said
that the seats were so cramped they couldn't even sit down,
all right.

Speaker 2 (08:59):
I was just You'm wondering, maybe the booze is starting
to wear off. You're sitting in those seats and you go, man,
a bed seems good about right now. I've been tailgating
since the sun was up.

Speaker 1 (09:08):
That does seem like as I get older, I would
think tailgating for that long of a day not as
much fun. Like if you tailgate for like two hours,
maybe an hour and a half, cool, sounds fun. But
five hours of tailgating and then go into the game
which last four hours, sounds like a long day.

Speaker 2 (09:22):
That's what we did with you. We only did a
couple hours before we went to the LG tailgate Ray
thanks for the plug. That was only one and a
half two hours in the game was perfect. Then.

Speaker 1 (09:34):
I am happy to report that I finally filled out
my expense report from that trip, because what would you
pay for? Well, when I was originally pitched the idea
of me going to Knoxville for the game, I was
told that the hotel was taken care of and all
good to show up. They'll give you a key, you'll
go up to your room. You'll be fine and dandy.

(09:54):
When I went to check in at the Holiday and Express.

Speaker 2 (09:56):
There's a naked dude in your room.

Speaker 1 (09:58):
And I said, oh, yeah, I'm here. Check in last
name Gibble And they look it up and like, all right,
that'll be four hundred and fifty.

Speaker 2 (10:04):
Seven dollars Vall's prices.

Speaker 1 (10:07):
I said what they say, yeah, four to fifty sex.
I said, oh no, no, it's supposed to be on that
company card. And she looks in the system. She goes, oh, yeah,
I have the company card.

Speaker 2 (10:15):
Here.

Speaker 1 (10:15):
Do you have the authorization form?

Speaker 2 (10:19):
No, it's just me and my wallet.

Speaker 1 (10:21):
I said, no, no, you can just hit authorized. That's fine.
She goes, no, No, it says that you are supposed
to have a printed form that authorizes the charge.

Speaker 2 (10:29):
Well, do you have a printer in paper?

Speaker 1 (10:30):
And she goes, I said, maybe you have one back there.
She goes, oh, I see if they faxed it to us.
I'll go back there and look.

Speaker 2 (10:36):
You know, you knew darn wall they didn't fact it.

Speaker 1 (10:38):
I'm like, I have no I thought, maybe like she meant,
she had it in the back I didn't know. I've
never heard of an authorization form. And so she goes
back there and goes, sorry, sir, I can't find it.
And I'm like, all right, here's my visa. Go ahead
and put it on the visa. So four hundred and
fifty seven dollars on the visa.

Speaker 2 (10:54):
Yeah, you'll get paid in four months.

Speaker 1 (10:56):
And so I had to sit there and then I
got the receipt and I and look, I put it
in my backpack. And my problem is my backpack looks
like you're in eighth grade. I have five hundred pieces
of paper in my backpack. So I finally found the
receipt from the hotel.

Speaker 2 (11:08):
Oh, you found the authorization for me.

Speaker 1 (11:10):
And I submitted it and I just got the email
today that says your expense report has changed. The status
went from waiting approval to approved, and payment status went
to not paid yet. So I'm still waiting for it,
but it is coming.

Speaker 2 (11:29):
That's good. And the thing about expense I know you
guys don't know that. Truckers, You guys don't. You don't
have expense reports. You just go to the gas station,
You get a gatorade and some chips, and you're on
your way. But for us and also business types, dude,
what sucks about that is, oh, just put it on
your card and you can expense it. What you don't
understand about expensing.

Speaker 1 (11:46):
Is I'm out that money and they.

Speaker 2 (11:49):
Don't pay us for six months. So if it was
it was there ever one that was a thousand sore
losers plane tickets. We were out the money close to
one thousand dollars for months. So just expensing it in
quotes is a lot more than just the word there's

(12:10):
a there's a lot more of balls in the sand,
you know, pension pennies, you know, you know, grease and
monkeys and stuff like that. Dude, it ain't pretty when
somebody tells me just expense it. I just want to say,
you know what, you know what you go can expense it.
You can expense it, and I'll hang up and listen.

Speaker 1 (12:32):
Yeah, the total okay in to five hundred and forty
five dollars and eighty nine cents because I had two ubers.

Speaker 2 (12:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (12:37):
See, one of the ubers was at one thirty in
the morning, if you remember correctly, and it brought back nightmares.
As I'm uploading my receipt to my expense report and
there it is pick up location eighteen nineteen Aler Avenue
one thirty two.

Speaker 2 (12:55):
A M. Hey, I always did want to ask you,
would it have been a better situation if you would
have waited in the same spot. Do you think our
guy maybe went back to that spot and you had
left it.

Speaker 1 (13:04):
Because he never called. You gave him my phone number
to text or call, he never did either.

Speaker 2 (13:09):
Weird because in the moment, maybe it was something where
a road was blockaded, But dude, he actually it was
like a good Christian man. He was gonna go help
out our buddy, and then you were left for dead.

Speaker 1 (13:18):
But I also think I may have been better off
staying there trying to get an uber instead of walking
out of downtown Knoxville trying to get away from the
people see you.

Speaker 2 (13:26):
What you're saying is you're so physically fit that you
actually outwalked the radius of the ubers. I think that
may have been it, Oh coach, what to accomplish Because.

Speaker 1 (13:35):
It looked like traffic you were gonna sit there for
two hours. I was like, I might as well walk
somewhere else.

Speaker 2 (13:39):
Guys, if you ever see a Bridgestone or something in Nashville,
event and say CMA Awards. You'll see it. People are
just running CMA award, not that you got to get
away from the radius. So a Titans game, get away
from the radius. When me and uh I can't remember
his name, we went to the NFL, what was a
game day draft, we had to escape the radius. Once
you get out of that radius, that's when you start

(14:00):
getting quick ubers. Whereas Knoxville, you escape the radius, you
end up by a bridge in an alley next to
a dog shelter. Hey, brother, you got a four legged critter?

Speaker 1 (14:09):
Yeah, And there's dog poop and pete in the grass.
And you're at eighteen nineteen Aler Avenue and you hate
your life and you think, man, this is how the
homeless feel. And it's not a good feeling. But what
is a good feeling is taking a break. We're gonna
come back and we'll be right back.

Speaker 2 (14:26):
Fourteen twenty six.

Speaker 1 (14:28):
Dude, you said hot chocolate. And I'm glad you mentioned
hot chocolate, kid, because I love me some hot chocolate.

Speaker 2 (14:37):
Can I put a little bit of extra goodness in there,
strawberries and marshmallows.

Speaker 1 (14:42):
And I love when it gets cold outside because then
I can get me hot chocolate. And I feel okay
about getting hot chocolate. I'm like, yes, there's nothing wrong
with a little hot chocolate in the winter. And yesterday,
you know, baby Box gets off the bus and it's
freezing cold. It did. It was so cold and windy.
The wind was whoa whipping around and he didn't have

(15:08):
a jacket. And I said, dude, did you find your
sweatshirt at school? Because he had lost his sweatshirt the
day before. He goes, no, Dad, I didn't find.

Speaker 2 (15:15):
It the worst as a kid losing stuff. And I'm like,
dang man, because it's his brain ain't developed enough, so
I mean, if he lose it, it's gone.

Speaker 1 (15:23):
It's gone. He can't retrace his steps. He's just like,
it's just over. And I'm like, ah, that sucks.

Speaker 2 (15:27):
His brain will develop more where he can find it.
But I know what he feels like.

Speaker 1 (15:31):
Yeah, it feels like, you know, like, oh, well Dad,
that's all right. But he goes, but Dad, tomorrow, I
need to wear gloves. It's cold. I'm like, well, doney,
you need to wear your sweatshirt. That's what you need,
not your gloves. The gloves ain't gonna save it. The
sweatshirt is what you need, but it's gone now. And
then we get in the house and he goes, oh, Dad,
I forgot to show you what I got. I'm like, oh,
do you go back to the book fair? He goes no.

(15:53):
He reaches in his backpack pulls out a sweatshirt.

Speaker 2 (15:56):
Was it a joke the whole time?

Speaker 1 (15:57):
And I'm like, so, why didn't you wear it? He goes,
I wouldn't call. I'm like, you just talked about how
you needed gloves and he's like, I know, but I
didn't want to wear it on the bus. I get
sweaty on the bus. It's really hot. There's a lot
of people and the windows are up, so all right, cool.
So he's got the sweatshirt. Great. So then we got
to go get the other two from daycare. Gotta go
get them pre k and I'm like, you know what,
it's cold outside. Why don't we go pick up your

(16:19):
brothers and we'll go get some hot chocolate smart burn
thirty minutes.

Speaker 2 (16:23):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (16:24):
I'm like, this is a great idea, Dad and the
boys going to get some hot chocolate. What could go wrong?
So we go, we pick up the boys. I'm like,
all right, let's go boys, let's go let's go.

Speaker 2 (16:33):
You boys want to get some women.

Speaker 1 (16:35):
But I didn't tell them where we're going. Didn't tell
them we're going to get hot chocolate. Got to do
the surprise angle, got to surprise them. So we take
a right out of the daycare instead of a left,
and we'reright, wait, Dad, why are you going this way?

Speaker 2 (16:47):
Dad? Is that the trip club?

Speaker 1 (16:49):
And I'm like, oh, that's day javouh. Guys, don't worry
about it. And we start driving through.

Speaker 2 (16:55):
They're going Sarah.

Speaker 1 (16:56):
We start driving through a neighborhood that is her name
really Sarah? And no, it's really Cinnamon Son. I just
didn't want to say her real name. And I was like,
all right, let's let's roll. And so we're driving, Dad,
where are we going? I was like, don't worry about
We're just taking a different way home. Dad. This doesn't

(17:17):
look like we're going home. Dad. Are we going to
a baseball game? Because we're over by the freaking stadium.
They know the parts of town, yeah, And I'm like, no,
we're not going to the baseball stadium. And we pull
up we park and they're like, what are we doing?
I was like, I thought you guys wanted to get
hot chocolate. Yeah, yeah, yeah, let's go. Let's go. And

(17:40):
we park over there in Germantown, like get out, you
know what I mean, get out of the car. They're
on the sidewalk and I'm closing up the car and
I look and they're running up the stairs to a
random house. They think that's the hot chocolate place. My guys, guys, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no no. And they're like, I thinks that we're getting
hot chocolate.

Speaker 2 (17:56):
I'm like, not at their house, dude, careful on the
west side.

Speaker 1 (18:00):
And so we walk in this little shop that I
looked up that has hot chocolate and they have the
little stools at the bar and can we sit on
the stools. I'm like yeah. So I put them up
on the stools and he's like, what can I do
for you? I was like, I'm gonna do four hot chocolates, please.

Speaker 2 (18:14):
One of those put some Bailey's in it.

Speaker 1 (18:16):
And she goes, okay, did you want those larger? Small?
And I'm like small and the kids, Dad, we want larges,
we want larges. Hey, shut up up, and I'm like, yeah,
we'll take largest quotes. I did the finger quotes and
she goes, okay, I got you. She goes, you want lids.
I was like, one, we want lids.

Speaker 2 (18:34):
She's like, I got your largest and she.

Speaker 1 (18:37):
Types into the cash register that'll be thirty eight dollars.

Speaker 2 (18:42):
So what huch? What did you get designed her hot chocolate?

Speaker 1 (18:48):
Dude? It was just like a coffee shop. I thought
it had hot chocolates.

Speaker 2 (18:52):
I was like, perfect, put a little something special in
there for the big fella.

Speaker 1 (18:55):
And she was like, would you guys all like whip cream? Yeah, yeah,
we want whip cream. I was like, you better put
whip cream for thirty eight damn dollars.

Speaker 2 (19:02):
Dad. I'd love a whip cream. But you're talking about
the coffee gup.

Speaker 1 (19:06):
Oh yeah, well I think you gonna put whip cream
on your tips. My kids are a little too young
to see that.

Speaker 2 (19:11):
You do hot chocolate shots. And I'm like, she hits
you with that for the dad. Some of our gentlemen
love our hot chocolate.

Speaker 1 (19:22):
Others with my kids, I'm like, yeah, let's calm it down.
I mean she hands us the hot chocolate. I mean
they're small, because that's what I wanted, but thirty eight
damn dollars. I'm like, all right, boys, cheers, cheers, We're
all cheers, and not take a drink. It ain't hot
at all. It's freaking cold chocolate.

Speaker 2 (19:40):
Oh, I got a place I gotta send you to it.
The boys, I'm like the padded Bear, Paddington Bear over
there on Music row Man. They'll get you good. They
put chocolate in their sprinkles. I thought I was eating
cake and a cup the other day. Dude, it was awesome.
It was when it was cold. It was actually a
year ago, after the convention.

Speaker 1 (19:57):
Oh okay, so not last week. But I and I
just drink the thing and they drink it so fast
because it's not even hot. And they're like, this is
about hot chocolate is bad. This isn't good hot chocolate.
I'm like, all right, oh my gosh. They're like, are
you sitting the ladies like really, They go no, we're
just tricking you. We don't like it because it's poop.
And I'm like, oh boy, here we go back to this,

(20:19):
and so we drink it. It's time to go eat dinner.
I'm like, where do you wanna go? Let's go get
some chicken. So we meet the wife over at the
chicken place and we eat some chicken and they're jumping
all around, going what night was this last night?

Speaker 2 (20:31):
Man? You guys are just partying.

Speaker 1 (20:33):
No, I just I was tired and I didn't I
didn't have time to cook, and I was like, let's
get some hot chocolate. And then I forgot I didn't
think about hot chocolate takes about thirty to forty five minutes.
It's not like a ten minute thing. So then it's
already like five forty five, six o'clock, and I'm like,
by the time we go and get some groceries and cook,
it'll be eight o'clock. Or we can just stop at

(20:54):
this chicken place that's right next door to the hot
chocolate place now a bock box out of business man.
And so we go over there and we eat some chicken.
Then we go home and I put them to bed,
and I watched that game, and I'm like, man, those
are some dumb ass people sitting in that weather, like
with no shirt on in the snow, like absolutely stupid.

Speaker 2 (21:12):
Not a lot going on in Cleveland. You got to
think a lot of them construction workers working in the
steel mill, maybe some mining communities. Dude, that's their fun,
that's their enjoyment. They do how many they got eight
or nine home games for a whole season for you know,
once a month, you got some entertainment. That's what that
is to them. That's their hot chocolate at a place
that's cold.

Speaker 1 (21:29):
And I looked at them and I was like, man,
I bet you they would love some hot chocolate right now.
But don't go to the place I went, because it
absolutely sucked. So my first hot chocolate of the season
was an absolute bust.

Speaker 2 (21:38):
I go to Paddington Bear Man. Right there. They'll finish
you off, good man. She makes sure she puts the
right amount of whipped cream. You watch her. She'll just
she jiggles that shaker and just keep shaking it and
shaking it and shaking that shit until it's proper chocolate
for you man. And actually I just looked it up.
It went out of business, so dude, I went there.

(22:01):
I went to not even a good story. But it
was when it was freaking cold. Remember during the convention.
It was like maybe a week or two after that, Yeah,
and it was freezing cold, and I still had to
run shit because everybody's cars were locked up. So I
stayed in a hotel. I went to one place and
I got chili. It was cold, so that sucked ass.
It's crazy how the temperature or something can affect it,

(22:23):
just like the room chili was cold as hell. It
could have been great chili. I believe that was dog
House Hopsmith, but maybe they've redeemed themselves. I have no idea.
It was probably something they threw on the menu just
because it was cold. But then I went to Paddington
Bear and it was the perfect hot of hot chocolate.
But yes, it temperature is everything. I'll hang up and listen.

(22:43):
I digressed there, No, no.

Speaker 1 (22:44):
But I would love to taste it. But now it's
out of business, dude. That's Nashville. These places come and go.
And then they were like, oh we didn't make a
million dollars.

Speaker 2 (22:51):
We'll see you bye. What they had a business.

Speaker 1 (22:53):
That's like this. A couple down the street from me.
They were like, hey, we should do a double date
and some night we should go to dinner. Like oh right, yeah,
And he was like, oh, there's this place we love.
We used to go all the time, you know, when
we were first dating. And I'm like, all right, cool,
all right, we'll pick you up at seven. We all
right cool. The night we made reservations. We're good, you
know what I mean?

Speaker 2 (23:11):
All right? Cool?

Speaker 1 (23:11):
So we pull up this restaurant, walk in. There's a bartender,
two people sitting at the bar drinking. When you go
up to the hostess stand and there is no one there,
and we're like, okay, you.

Speaker 2 (23:30):
Shouldn't have problem getting a table. Nope.

Speaker 1 (23:32):
So we walked back into the restaurant, not a single
person at a single table. And we go to the
back of the restaurant and there's like another bar and
there's a couple people sitting there and we're like, oh,
you know, is thereywhere we can get menus? Bartender's like
I don't have menus?

Speaker 2 (23:49):
Oh, no, worries. I'll pull it up on my app
QR codes.

Speaker 1 (23:52):
Okay, well, we'll go back to the hostess stand.

Speaker 2 (23:54):
Honey, I'm trying to be more agreeable. Pull up your
QR code.

Speaker 1 (23:58):
If someone comes out of the kitchen like, oh, oh, yes,
the hostess up there, I don't know, all right, So
we go back to the hostess stand, standing there for
about three minutes and we left and I drove by
it the other day and it is being torn down.

Speaker 2 (24:17):
Dude, these places now you gotta check them out. To
see if they say permanently closed all these old stomping
grounds of bars. So I pulled up the duck Place
for you. The other day. I go to lunch this bar,
man east Side. You're gonna fucking love it. Duckhouse or
some shit. It's really cool because they actually had little ducks.
I know it's a bar, but your kids would have
thought it was awesome. Dude, I pull up the Duck

(24:38):
House and what do you know? It closed in March
damn thing and said not enough customers in the old duckies.

Speaker 1 (24:43):
I mean I laughed out loud of this because he
and the dude we were lo with you was like, oh,
I guess it's not as good as I remember it.

Speaker 2 (24:50):
You're like, man, a lot of people thought that.

Speaker 1 (24:53):
He was like, it used to be packed on Friday
and Saturday night, and I'm like, not anymore, man, not anymore.

Speaker 2 (24:58):
Yeah, there are some of those place You're like, how
does this staying in business? I mean maybe they really
do have to be super packed to stay in business,
to keep the lights on.

Speaker 1 (25:07):
I mean you go buy some of them. There's no
one there and I'm like, how are they still there?

Speaker 2 (25:10):
Like?

Speaker 1 (25:10):
How do they keep this open. Then there's other ones
that like, there was used to be a restaurant over
where we in East Nashville. It was the Silly Goose
freaking Dynamite Sandwiches. Dude, Dynamite. It was always busy. And
then one day on Facebook they just wist said we're
permanently closed. I'm like, how you were packed all the time.
Maybe they want that quick rich man, or they didn't

(25:31):
have enough money, maybe they were didn't know how to
run a business. I don't know, but I was like,
you're always packed. I look at places that aren't packed
and they stay in business. Makes no sense, dude, That's.

Speaker 2 (25:40):
Why you got to live in the country. Man. There's
this one I'll give you. Oh my gosh, it's not
the one by the railroad tracks. That one's an anniversary spot.
This one, dude. I pull up to the front door,
I think I'm in England or something. Place is a
blast from the past. It's smaller in hell. Some of
the most bomb onion soup and food that I've ever had.
And I walked two feet to my car and I'm
home in five minutes and the weight was zero and

(26:00):
it's still in business. So maybe it's cheaper to keep
an operational business in the country.

Speaker 1 (26:04):
I think so. I think real estate is a little
bit cheaper out there, right, I'm gonna look into that. Hey,
we'll take a break and we'll come right back.

Speaker 2 (26:11):
Ray, I'm gonna open up a business in the country.

Speaker 1 (26:14):
Ray, let's talk about the cmas, about how stupid we are.
I'm good, all right, cool. No, it was like five
nights ago, I know, but I think it was my
favorite thing. Was was you talking to the two kids?
I mean, funniest thing I've walked.

Speaker 2 (26:29):
What are you talking?

Speaker 1 (26:31):
We're in this like little lounge beforehand where they have
food and drinks. Ah, And the two kids in the
group are sitting on stools or whatever, and Ray sitting there,
he's in between them, and he looks at them and
he goes, fellas, you guys, see any ladies you like
here tonight?

Speaker 2 (26:47):
Ah?

Speaker 1 (26:48):
And they're like, no, not yet. He goes, yeah, probably
not yet, but when we get in there, there's gonna
be more out there, maybe a little older than you,
but we can see what we can work. He's like,
just poured them out. If you see one you like.
That's the conversation I walked up on and thought was
the funniest conversation of the night.

Speaker 2 (27:06):
Come on, man, sometimes I don't have crap to talk
to to kids. I don't I don't like to insult
their intelligence. So I'm not gonna go baday, Oh you
want some food? Oh you met that coyl. That's good
for you. I turned into Billy Madison. Yeah, that'd be Gilmore.

Speaker 1 (27:22):
That went a little crazy. I don't know what happened.

Speaker 2 (27:24):
I don't know how to talk to kids, so I
just I would do it as if I was talking
to a twenty two year old kid. So I said, Hey,
what kind of tail you guys looking in? Are we
looking for some broads? What are you guys into? And
I said it's a little older demo, So these women
are going to be very mature for you guys.

Speaker 1 (27:38):
Then then we go to take our picture and we're backstage,
and I mean we are just These people get so
mad at us. They walk up and they're like, all right,
where's the big show? The big show? I remember this,
and we're like, oh, that's us, that's us. She goes, no,
it's not straight to our faces. I'm right, well, no, no,
that's us. She goes no, No, really, I'm no, you're not.

Speaker 2 (28:00):
No, you're not.

Speaker 1 (28:01):
She goes, I'm looking for the and we're like, that's
us and she goes stop like and I'm like and
I'm all right, fine, that's not us. Then I don't
know what to tell you. It was like we weren't
part of the show. It was amazing. The lady didn't
believe us, wasn't gonna let us take our picture, wasn't
gonna give us the trophy. It was the weirdest interaction
I've ever had.

Speaker 2 (28:16):
No, you're not, Uh, yeah, actually we are. We get
up every morning and go to the damn thing way
before you get up. Yeah, we're a part of the
sucking show. Now you're not. With her clipboard and her
earpiece in I'm like, lady, I don't get how you
thought we got behind there? Do we not look like
the big show?

Speaker 1 (28:34):
I mean, do you see these wristbands that they gave
us because we're supposed to come up here and take
a picture on the stage. Where else do you think
we got the damn wrist bands? Would you like me
to pull up a group photo of us in the
studio so you know it's us. I don't understand.

Speaker 2 (28:47):
No, you're not well, I mean, what do you think
we are, Like, we're not crooking Chase, Yeah, that's big
d I'm buba. What are you talking about, lady?

Speaker 1 (28:56):
Yeah, it's us.

Speaker 2 (28:57):
Huh.

Speaker 1 (28:58):
She I did annoy and then when she finally like,
I guess it's you guys, I am so annoyed that
it is us. We just said it's us. We didn't
lie to you. We were trying to be nice.

Speaker 2 (29:05):
Well, you guys were pizzling her off that you are. Brother.
I'm a producer, so I'm used to behind the scenes,
like nobody put drinks on my board. I need people
five feedback or security guy comes two feet from my
board and I'm like, huh, it's the hot board. You
touch one button, We're dead air two hundred cities, dude.
You guys are set, brother, I think set. His whiskey
glassed out on the production table and they're chat tell

(29:28):
the story. This is funny.

Speaker 1 (29:29):
So there's a little sides part like you could walk
down the side of the stage and it's where a
lot of the artists ended up performing at the CMA.
And it was great lighting. So everybody was doing video.
We were doing videos and only us, no other shows
only us. We're back there doing videos and pictures and.

Speaker 2 (29:48):
Kevin I heard this story.

Speaker 1 (29:50):
Kevin put his drink on one of the production boards
and then some guy looks back and goes, hey, what
are you guys doing? And we all got to scamper
off little bitches like we were, just like we're in trouble,
and we ran. And then he comes walking back there
and Pitts has a drink in his hand and goes, so,

(30:10):
you're the one that put the drink on my board, dude,
But wasn't it.

Speaker 2 (30:14):
It was Kevin.

Speaker 1 (30:15):
It was Kevin the one that did it, and his
drink was still there, So Pitch just got caught because
he was still holding a drink.

Speaker 2 (30:21):
But do you know the table that they were setting
it next to. No, somebody said it was next to
George Strait's Lifetime Achievement Award. Somebody said there was a
whiskey glass like six inches away from George straight award.
I mean, that's fucking hilarious. I don't care who you are, dude.

Speaker 1 (30:40):
No, no, no, that was next Oh that was that was
the Kevin incident. He put it on a lot like
a board, like one of the boards they run sound
for the performance, because that's where the performers were gonna
be doing the songs. We didn't realize it, and he
set his damn drink there.

Speaker 2 (30:54):
Me.

Speaker 1 (30:54):
I sat my drink on this little table right there
to the right, and this lady looks at me. She goes,
excuse me, I said, yeah. She goes, uh, do you
see these two awards right here? Yeah? I do. She goes,
they're already polished. I don't need your drink right there.
And I was like, oh, what are the awards for?
She goes, well, this is the award that everybody holds

(31:14):
on stage. We don't know who won, so it's not engraved.
This other one that your drink is next to, we
already have it engraved. It's for George Strait because we
all know he's getting the Lifetime Achievement Award.

Speaker 2 (31:27):
Drinks right next to it, and I mind shifting it
over there, fingered whiskey.

Speaker 1 (31:33):
And I said, so I think I should remove it
from the table. She goes, that would be appreciated.

Speaker 2 (31:37):
My bad. She kept it classy though she was nice.

Speaker 1 (31:40):
She was nice, she was funny, she laughed, but.

Speaker 2 (31:42):
She really was polishing the trophies as we were drinking.

Speaker 1 (31:45):
She had gloves on and she had a towel and
she was making sure there was no fingerprints, and they
were all shiny, and they were in their special little spot.
And I don't know if she even gets to see
the show, but she sits there in a little chair
in polish and polish and polish.

Speaker 2 (31:58):
There was there was sign at the chairs in the
very bottom. One of them said CJ Cody Johnson and
the other one said DNS. There was no places to
put your drinks. We all were in the like, let's
just say Legacy lounge or whatever. I don't know what
the hell was. So we had our drinks. Where you
putting these glasses at. There's not a chair, there's not
a table, there's not a trash. You're not gonna throw
away a glass. There's not a drink cart, dude. So

(32:19):
people are just finding places to put their drinks. Dude.
I swear to God the entire show. Dan and Shafe
for sure had my glass at their feet.

Speaker 1 (32:29):
Then the best part is we get done taking our picture. Okay,
we leave and we go to the lounge again, get
some drinks, get some food, and it's time for the
show to start, and we go out.

Speaker 2 (32:39):
And I guys want to pickle back. Dude, where were
some of the executives.

Speaker 1 (32:43):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (32:44):
I thought they always go to these things.

Speaker 1 (32:46):
I don't know. And then I walked with Pitts and
Kevin to our seats. This is my favorite part of
the whole night.

Speaker 2 (32:53):
I'm glad I wasn't there. Tell me.

Speaker 1 (32:56):
And we get to our row that are it gets
her on and Scuba sitting there, uh, the guy that
used to do the show Amy and her son and Morgan.
They have all the seats on that row and Scuba
looks at him, goes, hey, we have these three rows?
Any of these chairs? And Pitts has his phone up
and he's like, I'm on this row and then they

(33:18):
were like yeah yeah. She was like, we got any
of these three rows. Pitts gets the usher. He's like, hey, man,
I'm trying to find my seat.

Speaker 2 (33:28):
Unought.

Speaker 1 (33:28):
She goes, oh, that's your seat right there. So he
made Morgan move to a row behind him. Brother, you
know her. He goes, oh, no, it's not a big deal.
I'm just trying to make sure we're much seat.

Speaker 2 (33:43):
Have brother, you work with her, dude, just sit anywhere.
The usher actually told Morgan to move, and then she's
getting up. Brothers like, oh no, it's not a big deal.
It's not Why did you get the damn usher? You
got the usher because it's a big deal, dude. Can

(34:04):
we please play the brother audio?

Speaker 1 (34:06):
Oh yeah? And then now Brother's in Times Square. It's
pretty amazing.

Speaker 2 (34:09):
All right, guys, here you go. I sent it on
Facebook and said all that, guys, let's absolutely send it.
Brother's got this clip on Instagram. He's blowing up Times Square.
This is Brother's moment. I'm gonna play this clip. It's
pretty awesome.

Speaker 1 (34:21):
What it is is he works out at f forty
five and his journey through weight loss. Pitts used to
be a big old fella and he's lost a lot
of weight. He's worked his ass off, and his trainer
recommended him be part of the advertising campaign that was
going to be on the billboard in Times Square and
Brother got picked. And this is the week that it's
going to be up in Times Square. And this is
his trainer telling him, let me show you something.

Speaker 2 (34:43):
Look at this real quick.

Speaker 1 (34:45):
Where is it? Oh you saw it.

Speaker 2 (34:53):
That? Please are tagging that's the center of Times Square.

Speaker 1 (34:57):
That's it.

Speaker 2 (35:02):
It's for I was there. That's so freaking cool, and
that's gonna be all over in Nashville. I love it.
I don't want to see it.

Speaker 1 (35:08):
It's a small token of my appreciation. That's awesome. It
is awesome. It is really freaking cool.

Speaker 2 (35:15):
Mike was a little loud, sorry, guys, not an audio
professional with the one.

Speaker 1 (35:18):
I mean, that was awesome. That was great, It was good.
It was really cool. But that was our trip to
the CMAS. Then I went home and then I went
to my soccer game after that. I mean, that's the
kind of life I lived. And I'm there with you know,
all the celebs, everybody. And then I went and played
my co ed soccer game. Man nine forty five at night.
That was a rough night.

Speaker 2 (35:33):
Basers picking me up food. Man, we're running late today.

Speaker 1 (35:36):
What is she picking up?

Speaker 2 (35:37):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (35:37):
She said, Oh, she's out in the country. She can't
get me.

Speaker 2 (35:39):
Yeah, man, she's getting corn cobs and squash. Man. But yeah,
were we still talking about brother, freaking phenomenal brother. This
is his moment, guys, it is hey. And then we yell,
we did yea, we're not leaving at those cmas. Then
we left left early and no one understood the joke.
I thought it was funny. Ray thought it was funny.
When I hear the audio, you know, back, I'm like,

(36:00):
it's not that funny. It was funny to us, so
and that's what matters.

Speaker 1 (36:04):
Okay, Yeah, because they don't watch Wolf of wall Street
and no one I mean, let's be real, Wolf of
wall Street was how many years ago? Probably ten years ago,
So no one is really out referencing Wolf of wall
Street right now. It's not top of mind. So when
you yell we're not leaving, it's not something that someone's like,
you know, what was that in a movie ten years ago?

(36:26):
So that's why it's funny.

Speaker 2 (36:28):
Is there funnier things we could have done? Yes? Yeah,
probably we could have been like the slap, had one
of us stand over to the side and gone up
and slapped you, Oh like Will Smith.

Speaker 1 (36:38):
Why didn't you just now you just now thought of that?

Speaker 2 (36:40):
There were other things I was spitting ball that I
was like, ah, that kind of probably been funnier. Bonehead, corny,
big show, I'm the King of the World, no entertainer
of the year, Morgan Wallen.

Speaker 1 (36:58):
We didn't know that before the so we couldn't have
done anything funny.

Speaker 2 (37:01):
I don't know. Hawktua you got a hawk toll.

Speaker 1 (37:05):
He when you get one of these truggles, you got
a hawk tool on it.

Speaker 2 (37:07):
God, oh my god, God, you just gotta go with
the pop culture thing.

Speaker 1 (37:11):
We should have done it. Dude, went an award like this,
you got a hock too on it.

Speaker 2 (37:17):
It would have killed us. It was already batter than bones.
Would have kicked us off the show. We spit on
the award, the one the lady's polishing. And when he
spit on it, you gotta you're running AROUDI you're coach.

(37:38):
What else? What if you pipped sore Losers dot com?
Go ahead and get convention tickets.

Speaker 1 (37:44):
We'll take a break. That would have been our last break.
We'll take a break, all right.

Speaker 2 (37:49):
We got lots to get to.

Speaker 1 (37:51):
I mean, I will say this right. I got a
warning for you because I know this time next week
you're headed to Las Vegas, and I just want to
let you, if you're drinking at the bar, be very careful.

Speaker 2 (38:01):
I already bought Emmanuel for black jack, did you, yeah?
John Sarahsani, it's his what is it called? John Sarahsani
guaranteed way to make money or something. It was like
four pages. I read the whole thing at the night.

Speaker 1 (38:17):
Good. I'm glad you could read four pages in the night.
That impresses me. A man was drinking at a bar
when he was sitting next to a hooker, and as
he was drinking, she slipped something into his drink and
the next thing he knows, he woke up in a
hotel room with his one hundred and twenty five thousand
dollars Rolex watch and two thousand dollars in cash gone.

(38:39):
And they found him after his wife called security to
report he did not return to their room. They arrested
a woman and she has done this numerous times, sixteen
times in the last three years, on suspicion of prostitution
related offenses, according to Las Vegas Police. So they said,
what the this is not her, this is the prostitute.

(39:02):
Who the hell's talking to this? But if you're drink,
if a girl is talking to you at the bar,
do not drink that drink ray because it's probably gonna
be a drug and they're gonna take you to their
room and they're gonna steal your watch.

Speaker 2 (39:16):
Well, I'll be with my wife.

Speaker 1 (39:18):
Well this guy was with his wife. His wife went
up to bed and he was still sitting at the
bar and someone slipped it in his drink, So be careful.

Speaker 2 (39:25):
Uh. The book is called the Sarasani Rules, and it
was like a six page pamphlet. It basically just telled me, so,
say my base is twenty five dollars. He says, to
keep going at twenty five dollars. Once you get up
five times, that's kind of then your new You start
making new bases, so then you can always end up up.

(39:45):
And he said you separated into a war each time
you go to the casino. He said, the perfect amount
of time is between four days and two. How many
are we going?

Speaker 1 (39:53):
Three? That's right?

Speaker 2 (39:54):
And I told Beazer, I said, this pamphlet is for me.
So it writes back dab in the middle, and he says,
if you it as a war each day, there should
be two sessions. Every day is a battle. And you
make sure you get a table where you can surrender.
Make sure you get a table where you can split aces.
Make sure you can get a table that allows you
to double down, table that allows you to go the
hit card if you want it face down. Stuff like that.

(40:15):
So I got to ask a lot of questions before
I sit down and play. You never surrender, No, he said,
you gotta find a table. You can surrender right, you
surrender what you're ready to get? Ready?

Speaker 1 (40:25):
You're right away the white flag or what?

Speaker 2 (40:27):
Yeah, he said, you want to be able to surrender?
When did he say surrender when they're at a sixteen
and you got a fifteen? When they have a ten
and you have a sixteen, when they're showing ten, you surrender.

Speaker 1 (40:40):
So you want to be a bitch.

Speaker 2 (40:41):
No, he said that's the way to do it. But yeah,
Sarasani rules, and I was trying to think so then
he said, once you end up like what you're you're
never gonna try to go more than one hundred times
your money. So twenty five times one hundred. Dude, the
guy's a genius, is SARAHSONI rules twenty five times one hundred?
So yeah, twenty The most we're gonna leave with is
twenty and one sitting a black jack. No, no, no, for

(41:04):
the whole trip. Oh, the most you're gonna shoot for
is one hundred times your money. It's the people that
try to go for twenty thousand, lose it all and
end up trying to wire it and they end up
down five grand. So we're just trying to end one
hundred times our money. So we a dollar would be
one hundred and ten would be a thousand.

Speaker 1 (41:19):
Best of luck. Uh yeah, you want to do some locks.
I mean, this one is all over the place. I'm tired.
Daniel Jones is no longer a New York Giant, becoming
the Titans. He got released. Man's up, dude, how dude.

Speaker 2 (41:31):
We need him? Think about that. We could have Daniel Jones,
Rudolph and will leave us. We'll be a top three
quarterbacks in the league. Dude. Nobody goes three d play gus.
Nobody goes like that, dude.

Speaker 1 (41:44):
I mean, I feel so bad for that dude. Not
saying that he was good, but good god, they did
him dirty.

Speaker 2 (41:50):
Now they got de Veto as their start.

Speaker 1 (41:52):
And the same thing with that Drew Locke. Did you
see him? They said, hey, man, so you are listed
as the number two quarterback all the whole year and
you're still the number two quarterback. Why is that? And
he's like, I asked myself the same thing, who helped
you with that answer? Better fire your pa? I mean no,
he looked like devastated, like, I don't know what you're

(42:12):
doing this weekend.

Speaker 2 (42:13):
I'm the number three.

Speaker 1 (42:14):
But if you're gonna stay that way, you little bitch.
If you have not bet if you're a better If
you have not bet on the Tampa Bay Buccaneers going to.

Speaker 2 (42:23):
New York, you're talking to betters? Are you drunk? Bro?

Speaker 1 (42:26):
Not everybody hear bets, but.

Speaker 2 (42:29):
They all are betty.

Speaker 1 (42:30):
If you have not taken the Tampa Bay Buccaneers minus
six already, what the hell are you waiting for? It's
a dumpster fire in New York. Half the team hates
what they did to Daniel Jones. They felt like they
treated him so wrong. You think they're gonna really get
up to play for a coach like that. Now it
may be snowing, I don't know the weather, but Tampa

(42:51):
Bay minus six take it to the bank. And then
all wait, wait, wait, beat be beat me. What's that?
Is that a road runner?

Speaker 2 (43:00):
Right here?

Speaker 1 (43:01):
Is that a road runner?

Speaker 2 (43:02):
Right here?

Speaker 1 (43:02):
Do they play on Friday night?

Speaker 2 (43:04):
Not anymore? Man, sounds like roadkill.

Speaker 1 (43:09):
They play on Friday night. We win this game, and
guess what happens.

Speaker 2 (43:12):
Ray, You guys are going to the playoffs.

Speaker 1 (43:14):
We're going to a bowl.

Speaker 2 (43:15):
No, you guys need to get in the playoffs.

Speaker 1 (43:17):
We lost too many games at the beginning of the year.

Speaker 2 (43:19):
You got Georgia first.

Speaker 1 (43:20):
Rout Hey, we won Georgia.

Speaker 2 (43:23):
We won Georgia.

Speaker 1 (43:25):
If we win tonight, we are going bowling. Baby. It
may be the Boca Raton Bull. It may be the
Texas Bull. I don't even know the Idahope it's at Bull.
It may be the damn Mayo Bull. But at least
we're going balling.

Speaker 2 (43:39):
You can't shout out the Nationale Music City Bowl.

Speaker 1 (43:42):
Oh, is that what it's called? Nashville City Music Bowl.
We might go to that, but when we win tonight,
it doesn't matter. We're going Boland. Take the UTSA Roadrunners
minus sixteen and a half. Take it to the bag,
all right.

Speaker 2 (43:57):
I'm gonna stick with college as well. Texas and Kentucky
forty six. I feel like Texas can put up forty six.
I saw Kentucky in person, trust me, I did some
research while we were there drinking and boozing it up.
I learned a lot about Kentucky at Texas.

Speaker 1 (44:11):
Yeah, okay, and they play to be quinn you weres
last home game.

Speaker 2 (44:15):
They play good, hard, and fast, just like you like
in bed. So give me Texas Kentucky over forty six.

Speaker 1 (44:23):
And lock it up, guys, another one. I mean, it
is such a simple game. The Kansas City Chiefs, they
just came off a loss. They're not going to overlook
these terrible, terrible Carolina Panthers. I don't know if the
Panthers will score, but I know the Chiefs will score
at least fourteen points. That means it would be fourteen
to nothing. That means they cover the spread of ten

(44:44):
and a half. Give me the Chiefs minus ten and
a half. Take it to the bank. Uh.

Speaker 2 (44:52):
Who's Carolina's quarterback?

Speaker 1 (44:53):
Is it bright Reyce Young?

Speaker 2 (44:56):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (44:56):
Bryce Young.

Speaker 2 (44:57):
I just had that one, man, So if you're gonna
keep firing, then then proceed.

Speaker 1 (45:02):
Yeah, I'm gonna take another one.

Speaker 2 (45:04):
Listen, I know I'm not the casino cashier, dude.

Speaker 1 (45:07):
The bottom is falling out. The Niners suck. They're done.
They got CMC, but they're terrible. Rock Purty's kind of
banged up. George Kiddle that Hammy, he says he's playing
I yukes out for the year. They suck, They suck,
they suck. They're going to Green Bay and they're winning
that game. Take the San Francisco forty nine ers plus three.
Take it to the bank.

Speaker 2 (45:27):
When you wake up in Green Bay, you see snow.
When you see La, you see La.

Speaker 1 (45:33):
All Right, maybe that wasn't our best pod. Was kind
of crappy, but all right whatever.

Speaker 2 (45:38):
No, the brother audio picked it up. That was awesome.
They captured it him surprised undercover audio by f forty
five guys. It's better audio, and we bring to the
big show. Props to your team, guys.

Speaker 1 (45:49):
And I see the tiredness and Ray's eyes. I'm tired,
I'm exhausted. Yeah, have a great weekend. We're out. Dude.
If I can't get rid of this freaking canker store,
I don't know what I'm gonna do. It is been
in there all weekend, two week.

Speaker 2 (46:01):
I could see it look like you had a zen
pack in his innerd It hurts so damn bad. You
were talking with your lip out of your mouth like
by an inch.

Speaker 1 (46:09):
Oh man, I've been I went and got that oral jail,
oral jail whatever the hell put it in my mouth
last night and it didn't numb it. But it still
hurts today like it ain't any better.

Speaker 2 (46:17):
You got a zenachoni in.

Speaker 1 (46:19):
Yeah, and every time, every once in a while, I'll
eat something, it just burns like a mother and I'm like,
oh my god, oh my god, go away, go ahead,
it goes away.

Speaker 2 (46:25):
It's like, fuck, I didn't know you were a zinner winner.

Speaker 1 (46:28):
No, I'm not a z inner winner, dude. It's not
a zappy, it's not a bappy. It's not nothing that
it freaking just hurts, like stop it, stop.

Speaker 2 (46:35):
It, hey, winning down, z in it away here?

Speaker 1 (46:37):
God, and the Steelers there, they can't they're not going
to the super Bowl, just so you know. They can't
move the ball. Their offense is dreadful to watch.

Speaker 2 (46:44):
That one dude we had in the studio. Hey, man,
how do you wake up in the morning. He's like
zening a coffee you like heart attacks?

Speaker 1 (46:53):
Oh boy, man, I'm tired, I'm hungry.

Speaker 2 (46:56):
Ray, you're gonna have one when you're seventy two.

Speaker 1 (46:57):
Right, seventy two. Yeah,
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