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Speaker 1 (00:06):
Where all the woe to loser Super Bowl? Addition Friday, Baby,
it's a big game, baby, Baby, it's going down and
top of bell. Look at those booze and that what
he says his coach, Oh what a beautiful woman. Yeah,
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you're a kid in Alabama. Go throw around the football.
Look at those legs. What up, everybody? I am lunchbox.
I know the most about sports, so I'll give you
the sports facts, my sports opinions because I'm pretty much
a sports genius. What's up, everybody. I'm Eddie and I
know the least about the sports. But I'm your average
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sports fan, your sports watcher. Don't know the who's who's,
don't care about the what's what's Once my time, I
had Corona and I am the number one Dallas Cowboys fan.
What y'all? My Mike sounded a little off from an
audio guy, wanted it perfect. I'm from the North of Man,
Alpha male. My name is Sissan. I live on the
West side of Nashville with Beazer and on the weekends,
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especially this when we're gonna be shotgunning Bud light Heart
Seltzer's guys. Over to you, Coach Array real quick, just
before we get rolling. I don't want to brush past
this and I don't want to be negative right off
the start, but but we are getting some feedback that
some of the clips from your boy Dalton were really
loud and you're blowing speakers. So as an audio guy,
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I'm just saying, watch that with levels of coach. I
never said I was good. I said it's my job.
You know, you know a lot of people that ain't
good at their jobs, and you'll find that out on
a regular basis. Man, guys, it is here super Bowl weekend.
I'm so excited, and you know, superball talk, great big
game talk. I had an epiphany last night. Listen to
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a symphony. I don't know how to do that. Skirm
or horn Nashville very beautiful, Sam Farm, Marnick Fifhany. No,
Shawn wants that. Watson wants out of Houston, right. He
wants to go somewhere and there they're gonna trade him.
But usually when this stuff happens, doesn't the trade happen
like ASA, I think they're just waiting because they're gonna
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get there. They're trying to get the most bang for
their bucks. They're gonna get the biggest haul. They can.
I thought, I just had an epiphany last night. If
you're the Houston Texans, or if you're if you're really,
if you're the Arizona Cardinals, Okay, who are you talking about?
Listen to me, wife, I got I apologize. If you're
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the Minnesota Atkins, if you're the Arizona Cardinals, you call
up the Houston Texans and say, hey, we will give
you Kyler Murray in our first round draft pick this
year and next year, and we'll take to Shawn Watson.
They hung up and didn't listen. Are you trying to
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envision the trade? Why not let it play out? I'm
trying to great point, coach, great point. I mean, why
not just follow the news and just see what happens.
You know that you have no control over Eddie. Do
you want to guess the weather tomorrow and it's debate
about it or do you just want to wake up
tomorrow and see what it is? All right? I mean, okay,
I can guess that. It's kind of cold, coach, who
cares what you think? Let's just see what happens. I
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think the Arizona Cardinals could be just ridict. I think
Deshaun Watson is better than Kyler Murray. Kyler Murray was
the almost well that's what I'm saying. So the Arizona Cardinals,
but at least at least you still give them a quarterback.
I bet there's a prop for this that can make them.
Dang it, How is there no problem prop on his
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epimphany player futures? Oh, it's all super See that's the thing.
It gets overrun with all this big game stuff that
it doesn't have the fun futures. And you think Vegas
would be like, hey, there's a guy in Nashville having epiphany,
like we should do a prop on this. I bet
you it has the bet Deshaun Watson's next team. I
would imagine it doesn't on mine. At some gambling side,
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I bet they do. But I was just thinking sort
of like the Rams gave Jared Golf to the line,
so they still have an NFL quarterback and they're not
just trading for just straight draft picks. You have a
guy in Kyler Murray that's gonna put butts in the seat,
He's gonna sell tickets. Let's Kyler Murray is a sale,
is a sales like a poster child. Absolutely, he's the
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face of the Arizona Cardinals. He's not Cardinals. If you
go to the Arizona Cardinal Stadium and they have a
picture of someone out there, I bet you it's Hopkins,
it's Kyler. Quarterbacks are the face of the franchise. Really,
So when you go by Titans ray, let me ask
you this. When you go in the little pedestrian bridge
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and they got all Titans pictures up, do you see
Tannehill or Henry First? I believe they have. I don't
they don't. I don't know if Henry said you can't
put me up. I don't even see him on the stadium.
I've seen Henry before. It must be on the back side.
I'm telling you, Tannehill is not the poster child of
the Titans. He's not. And maybe he the third picture there,
but he's not. Who is the you're telling you telling
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me to Levi Stadium, who's the Saints? No? No, no,
I'm telling yes, And you're telling me who's the dude?
Mullins is up there? It's probably Garoppolo. You think Garoppolo
is up there? No else is going to be up there.
Joe Montana and the Cardinals were eight. They were nothing
but a five hundred football team and he's the thing
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of the ding. Come on, when fits Magic was starting
for the Jets the Dolphins, you think they put fitz
Magic pictures up there named Disney World out. He wasn't.
He was the starter that year. Two years ago. He
came out of the gate as the starter for the Dolphins.
It was the face of the Franchi was the trust me.
They didn't who else were they going to advertise? They
had nobody stand down. Here's what it is. It's up
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to the team who they want to embrace as the players.
If you guys don't think Kyler Murray sells tickets and
is the face of the Arizona Cardinals, you've lost your
damn mind. Anyone in that spot will sell tickets because
they're just fans of the team. Kyler Murray is not
a sales what's the world must see? What's the word?
I'm looking for a superstar? No, you put someone in
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there to sell tickets, like like Mahomes is that person, Oh,
Bradwinter Mahomes is. Tom Brady is that person. Doesn't matter
where he goes, people are gonna go to see Tom Brady.
They're gonna go to see lebron King Henry annoint him.
They're not going to Kyler Murray. Oh my gosh, how
much of their tickets there a thousands? I must get them.
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I need to see Kyler Murray. That's the dumbest thing
you ever said, sports Penis. And what he's going off
of is that hail Mary we saw? But who was
the hail Mary too, you guys? Anyone? It was Hopkins
grow with points, you guys. I mean, I don't know
if you're just being funny. I'm not. It's hop You're coach.
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Something has happened to you in the last few weeks.
You're blinded by things. Is there? Everything okay? At home?
I everything is fine, and you're blinded by things. Everything
is fine. You're over there having a piphanies, and like
you know, I am just telling you that it gives
the Texans instead of gambling on draft picks and a
quarterback and maybe drafting a good quarterback, you have someone
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that you've seen play in the NFL. And and I
think Arizona knows that they could be Super Bowl contenders
if they got Deshaun Watson. I think you're missing the
real important reason why they need Deshaun Watson, so you
can have Hopkins and DeShawn Watkins together again. That's the
only reason. It's not the only reason. It's because he's
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a better quarterback. He gives you a better chance to win.
You want them together again. They're amazing together Kyler Murray.
You think that's a good sales pitch to the to
the Texans. You want Kyler Murray, Why don't you just
bring in j J. No, not JJ Watt. I don't
want j J Watt. What about t J. Now, I'd
take t J Watt. I would take him. What I
him saying is you have a chance if you're the
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Arizona Cardinals, because the Texans don't want to just be
lunch without a quarterback, just be starting completely over. So
you give him Kyler Murray, who was the number one
overall pick, and two first rounders, and they'll take that
deal because that gives them what they think is their
franchise quarterback. You get rid of to Shaun Watson who
doesn't want to be there, and boom, you're not straight
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at the bottom of the league. I am telling you,
Kyler Murray sells tickets. He's exciting to watch. He's a
player that people tune in to see. Guys, I have
a bit idea and I think, whoa is this for? No, No,
it's for this show, and I think it's something that
we need to do weekly. Well, I'm guessing it's gonna
be crappy because the idea is that we get are
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the ones that are secondary guys that just came up.
I had a what is the word you usephany anytime
this dumbass has some stupid thing like this, he calls
the organization. But you's just me talking to the ticket broker.
That's fine, because no he's gonna call the Arizona Cardinals
front office and say, ah, this Nicoach Jackson, I got
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a trade. I had an epiphany. You guys there in
Arizona lack of bold by the name of d Sharon
Walton know this. I am telling you if you want
to go for it, DeShawn, but you're telling us coach
none of us, Me Moe and Tampa Taylor, Coach Ray,
we don't get We can't do anything about this. Call
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the organization and tell him you have an idea to
do with calling the organization. I am just saying what
I think would be an unbelievable fit for Deshaun Watson,
and the Texans don't have to completely start over. They
still get a court, a legit quarterback in the NFL team.
But but you think it's a good because they'll get
draft picks as well. Yes, you get draft picks as well.
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And you have that quarterback. You can't trade him to
the Chicago Bears and get a good quarterback. Why don't
you just get to us? I mean, who's better Kyler
or to Tyler? Exactly? Kylie? There you go, say to it?
But then I realized he kind of suck. You only
threw it to get Sky. What about Jared Goff? What
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about kids? Double traded? Double trading? He just moved his
whole family to the trade facility again. Called Matt Overton,
sell it the movie, realty, call over to sell the house,
let's go. What is his company? Called? To give it
a show you? I would rather have Kyler Murray. Oh man,
they're still in the moving truck. I'd rather have Kyler
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Murray than Jared Goff. What does he proved to you?
What has Kyler Murray proved to you? It's not that
he's proven he's blinded by something at it's the potential.
I think he's good's gambling man, and you just said,
why gamble on on on on draft picks. You've already
seen what Kyler can do. He's struggling to he's not struggling.
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You think he's gonna do better than he's been doing
an a Sorry, guys, there's only so he's eight eight.
He was eight in eight last season. I just think
Jared Goff, you see what he is. I don't think
he is. You've seen I think the best of Jared Goff.
He's gonna be fine. He's a serviceable NFL quarterback. But
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Kyler Murray has a serviceable service me. He served as
his car every three months. I think Kyler Murray has
a higher ceiling and there's still more potential. May he
flame out because he's only five ft seven, Yes he might,
but he's an exciting player. Jared Goff is not going
to bring people to watch the Texans at Reliant Stadium.
They may have renamed it by now, who knows. They
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named stadiums all the time. But I would put Kyler
Murray there and you gotta draw, you gotta attraction, a
musty come see the game, even if we're not that
gur What else do you dream about? That was my epiphany.
And all the time you've watching after kids, you're working
at this job, you're at home with your wife with
some time for you guys to get closer, and you
have an epiphany about football guys. Yes, because he had
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out dudes, because everyone is talking about where does when
you're sleeping? No, I don't picture their butts at all.
I don't do anything like that. All I do is
the dream where you make out with a dude. No,
do you know? I think I have actually tell us more,
there's a long time ago. Go ahead and tell us
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it's weird, dude, dreams say a lot. I mean it
was weird. I've never had that dream again, but it
was weird. Like people say, when you drink too much,
it's the silence of the the drunkard is the truth
of the sober. What explain that? People always say you're
you're most honest when you're drunk, You're feelings you want
to express. Well, that's true, but those are maybe a
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little bit. But let's let's come down. Dreams aren't though.
Dreams aren't always I don't Dreams aren't that tied anything
and I don't think being drunk is that tied to anything.
Are some small things if you get angry, and maybe
you have some angry stuff with your real life, but
I mean, like, yeah, dreams I don't believe are because
sometimes dream that you're fighting a dragon. I mean that's
not real life. You're not fighting to resemble something though
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the dragon is your job. Well, and here you go.
The representative of yourself when you're drunk is a guy
that is well way dumber, that also has an education
level of about first grade. So if you I hate
my wife when you're drunk, and she goes, oh you
said you hated me, well the dumb version of me did.
But me now sober I can tell you I get
discouraged when you do this. So it's what the saying
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that if you get a drunk or that you feel
that way, sober I don't. I'm not totally in on that.
Oh that's the truth, couch, because that's in you. It's
not like the alcohol creates you like it doesn't. And
then they're like, oh, it just alcohol reveals things. It
reveals stuff, but it also doesn't allow you to explain
yourself because you're drunk you're you're not as usually connecting
the dots as you would if you it's the truest
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of the truest feeling couch it is, Yeah, absolutely, because
there's no filter to it. Because you just said you
do hate your wife because I hate when you do this,
this or this, but you just actually have the guts
to say it when you're drunk. Interesting. I think the
drinking just gives you more confidence. That's that's that's the
same thing, confidence because it's the truest of the truth.
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That was deep. Now dreams, on the other hand, they're
all crazy. I would think once in a while, one
is like I just dreamt about this, crazy that just happened. Now,
those are weird. But who put that in there? The devil?
Whoa coach? Thank you? Who puts it in there? Like
what puts that in your head? That deja vu of like,
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oh crap, that's crazy, Like I dreamt about this and
now it's happening just like this. That's a great question.
That's a great question because it does happen every once
a while where you dream something and then it's like,
well I was in the exact this exact same scenario
my dream three nights ago. I told you that when
we go to the play golf sometimes I'm like, I
had a dream of this whole. No, you say that
every time we go play golf, because just in case
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you hit the whole one, you want to say you
dreamt it. You say, oh, I had a dream then
I was wearing a blue shirt. I had a hole
in one on this whole. Do you guys still golf together?
Called out, Not when it's nineteen degrees now I see
it though it'll peak to fifty five sixties if it.
If it gets to fifty, I'm playing and I'll call you, Yeah,
I can play in fifty that's not problem. When have
you guys played recently, because I'm like three months. Last
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time for me was Lake a Coney and before that,
I'd say MAUI mine was Christmas. I played with my
father in law and my brother in law. Who wins
between you and father in law in law, he's an athlete,
he's really good. He's he has his days. He has
his days where he's really good. Then he has I
guess your brother in law maybe better, huh, because he's younger.
So you get last when you play with the families,
That's what I'm saying. It depends on that's depressing. So
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someone's really bad. No, no, no, we all shoot in
the nineties. I mean some days my father does, would
you let me finish? I said, some days he does,
but then other days he loses the driver. But you
never shoot in the eighties. Yeah, yeah, when's the last
time he's shot in the eighties? That hold lunch, goes
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to the family reunions and they all the guys who
play golf. He comes back so pissed because he got
his ask me, yeah, yeah, let me ask you that.
Because when you and I play and you have two
bad holes, you get piste. You don't talk to me
for five holes, even though I didn't do anything to you,
and you guys aren't even playing for money. No, and
he gets so mad, says g D throws his clubs.
They they hit dude. At one point, he was driving
coach because he always drives the car. He punched the wheel,
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a staring wheel, and I was like, right, I'm want
to just eat my sunflowers. You can't look at my
app right now because it seems my phone is my services. No.
My question for you is do you act like that?
Around your father in law. Sometimes I show yourself. Here's
the thing. My father in law is also very competitive.
He punches the staring wheel and says, he we'll hit
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a wayward ball. What's a wayward way right in the trees. Greg,
Now you don't say damn it, lunchbox, dang you stupid
sun up. Punch myself in the And my brother in law,
on the other hand, he gets a little crazy. He
gets you're saying he's crazy. He gets so he must
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be way worse than you. Yeah, well he's but he
can hit the ball a long ways. But sometimes he
doesn't and he goes left or right and he gets
real mad. Or he hits a good drive and then
he does what we do and he hits at ten
yards ten yards, and then he's speaking for you so
well as I do. Gotta say, you gotta watch out
for those people that play for money. I'm fine with
the dollar a hole, five dollars a hole. I was
playing with Dodd and his buddy. We were through nine
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down two hundred dollars and I go, guys, I didn't
know I agreed to this two hundred dollars. There's no
depth of how much in depth debt. I could go.
I go, guys, guys, I have to cut it off
at nine. I'm already down two hundred. This isn't fun
at all. Avoid the people that played Michael Jordan's style,
because good god, that ruined my Saturday. I hadn't played
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in a year, and all of a sudden, I'm playing
a two hundred game on nine and they played weird.
Don't agree to that? So only it was twenty a
whole and we lost every hole, so ridiculous. Coach, I
didn't know it was twenty eight holes again, Dodd broker
the deal. The next thing you know, I'm down two
hundred dollars chugging claws and I'm already oh a guy,
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and I gotta call my wife to wire me some money. Dalton.
There one game I did play that was fun. It's
called Snake. He lives in Texas. He was on the
show the other day that you pay Snake. I don't
want your pants down. Whoever whoever ball is, he ends
mrs in your mouth. I don't like, Hey, Eddie, snak you.
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I don't like Snake. No, whoever ball is closest to
the whole Snaking. What games are you playing? Here, all right,
no finish. I actually you get the balls in the snakes.
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It really makes no sense because to me, it's a
crazy game because it makes no sense. So whoever gets
Let's say you're all on the green right, and I
put and I get it within six inches, but it
doesn't go in, and then everyone else makes their put
I lose because I had the closest ball to the
hole without it going in. But everybody else has to
make the putt. Well, let's say they get it within
four If their their ball stops at four inches, then
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he's the loser and he has to pay everyone. That
makes no sense, no sense. Sid you're rewarding somebody for
not being close to the hole. But then you gotta
hope nobody else is farther away from the hole, and
it's the distance that doesn't matter. And the loser is
the one that almost made it in the hole but didn't. Yeah, okay,
I'm gonna pass on Snake in yours. You can play
with Snake by yourself. Now. The other game plays digging
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a box. That is the game we played, and with Garrett,
you get the flat stick and you're trying to put
it in someone's foot Garrett, Gregg and Jacob we played
that and I was just like, I don't really understand
why you're getting penalized for getting it within an inch
of the hole. That doesn't if you missed the putt,
you gotta take the flax that gotten stick it up.
You're rather than that. I learned my lessons. I finally
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put it up. Garrett, I stopped putting. Oh my gosh, Wow,
you get duke balls and you hit him in the
same time trying to get it in the whole coach.
Weird though, fun and it's a good game. We're going
to play for the rest of our lives. Basketball, that's
there's a pretty much a cut off when you're about
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sixty year done playing golf lifetime and basketball you're pretty
much done now, guys. I was done in basketball, and
we played it the other day, and I just don't
have the same juice that you, guys. I went to
the park, remember the park that we all played that
time with the house, Hey, So we took the kids
there because its kind of my my house, and I
was like, I haven't been here in a long time.
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I was like, the last time I've been here, wasn't
we all played basketball and that sucked so dude, I
couldn't even last fifteen minutes. I was like, I'm out.
Here's the hard part is where we don't play basketball.
I guess maybe if you play a lot, it might
be fun, but is not playing There was so many
brick it's not even the card for me. Like, I
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understand that, but I'm also like, we don't really know
how to we're not playing, so you know what I mean,
injuries or another thing. I'm like, I don't know if
I know you know I'm not going oup for that rebound.
I'm cool, you know what I mean. Like, it's not
you realize the NBA, guys, man, there's risk for injury.
Every play we get down to playing. A guy hurts
his bat, guy hurts his legs. I'm scared of land
on someone's ankle. They do it in the NBA. They
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have somehow the time I avoid landing on each other's
dread where in basketball we're all like, but but what's
funny is I still play soccer and I'm still like
going full blast because your feet are used, you're better,
you're more talented and skills. I feel more confident in
that coach. I played soccer with my nephew. I just
felt rolled my ankle. I was I didn't kicked a
soccer ball in years. No, my niece still hurts from
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Christmas when I played football all the little kids. What's
no dude, just me running with the ball. And what
were you the poster child? What's the injury? And is
that al cl It's got to be something like that
front to dislocate your knee cap. It just hurts when
I bend it a little bit like Beckham. No, um, guys,
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it was Super Bowl week. I said we were gonna
have a ton of guests. I thought we had a
decent amount. Did I want dozens? Yes? Did we fall
short of that, yes? But did we have some damn
good guests? Yes? And I didn't mean to answer yes
to all those questions, but I got a call. I
just want to say, I got a call the other
night my wife from Batner's box at the clip, and
then he doesn't have it anymore. I don't know why
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we don't put it up. I don't know why you
point to him and say play the clip. He doesn't
have anything up, guys. After the instrumental Happy Birthday, he
filmed it from the backroom his job. That guy Ray
brought on like that was the most awkward interview I've
ever heard my life from us dude. I thought the
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interview was great. He said, you guys didn't really have
any questions for him, but we didn't know him. I said,
what were we going to ask him? He goes, well,
I know, but it was so awkward. I thought that
song was good. I think he had great elation, dirty
da dag dirty. I thought his explanation on why the
Chiefs are gonna win was well, he didn't have an
exploration coach. That's the joke. I speaking of super Bowl,
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Speaking of super Bowl? What are we gonna eat during
the Super Bowl? Are gonna for the Super Bowl? I'm
gonna I'm gonna veg you out. I'm one chicken wings?
What that's breaking news? Real well, I think that I
looked at the calory I'm just gonna buy him. I
looked at the calorie from wingstop. I looked at the
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calorie count from what I eat it under a thousand, man,
my calori account is like seven fifty. It's not a lot.
And so how much are the wings? Like, how many
wings are you gonna eat? So if I eat six,
it's around the same six wings around. I hope to
go up. Hold on, you just hyped up eatings and
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you're gonna stop at six. That's all I can get, dude,
that's all I can do. That's the most depressing thing
you can do. So excited. I got so excited and
then it was just like six. I mean, my two
year old will eat six? Video that d No, no,
not do it? Do you give him the atomic wings
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from wings? Stop and see if you can eat? You
want to watch me? All right, come over here and
watch me. I don't know what that meant. Come to
my house and watch me. You eat the atomic helly, no,
this is what I do. I ordered the lemon pepper
with a side of atomic sauce, and then I dip
it in atomic sauce. Delicious. What are you gonna eat?
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I have no idea. Let's coach tell that story about
how the one time didn't you have to manhandle the
guy because he didn't include the atomic sauce. Okay, it's
actually a decent story. It's kind of podcast, a long
form podcast. Sometimes stories that aren't as great. G I
think this one should make it so so I I
ordered online, like, go to wingstop dot com or whatever,
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and I order it and I'm like, I'm gonna want
this wings and I want lemon pepper, six of them, right,
and then pay for it? Coach pick up the story
a little bit and alright, cool. And then I'm like, oh, crap,
I forgot my atomic sauce. Go back on the computer.
I'm like, shoot, I can't add orders already in processing.
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So I called wings Stop up in like and it's like,
is Darnel's wing stop Coach? Can you bliep that name out?
Coach the real name? Yeah, how can I help you?
And like, hey, do I know what's up? Coach? Bliep
that at every time I say it. Hey, man, I
just ordered online. I got these wings lemon Pepper, But dude,
I forgot to add some atomic wing sauce. Can you
add that to the order? All right? Let me check
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it out. Oh man, it looks like it's an online order. Yeah,
I just said online order, But can you just throw
in atomic wing sauce side? I can't do that, man, policy,
what do you mean you can't do it? Just throwing
the damn bag, It's what I said. I was like, oh, no, man,
you're doing delivery and that's just we don't deal with them.
So it's just sorry. Man. You can go back online
and order the wing sauce. No, And then I see
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I can't though, because it won't let me online, So
I have to go to you now, darn Darnell. So
I'm like, all right, dude, So so how much is
the wing sauces we're arguing over se Darnell, give me
the wing sauce, dude. Alright, man, I take care of you. God,
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this wasn't three minute conversation about just throw some wing
sauce in there on anybody's gonna be able to tell
that he threw an extra sauces there, Like I know, Darnell,
that money is sweeping up, Darnell. That is not coming
out of your pocket. Dude. It's like when McDonald's. I
have an example, after you tell your I don't know
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if McDonald's has started charging or not or they used to.
They yes, if you an extra, they started charging you.
And I'm like, you have got to be kidding me.
Teresa working the window, just throw in the two extra
barbecue sauce and let me go on my freaking day.
That's like we go to Hooters one time after a
soccer tournament on three tournament me oscar row Nick and
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and the women and women cougars or what Rose Chichester
Esther is is a known complainer. She's a complainer, Chester
is Esther. And so we order like a hundred wings.
This guys eating six exactly, and they say, okay, your
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first four sauces are free. After that their fifty cents each,
right and fine, whatever, and so they on the bill
it has them charged, and Esther throws a fit, and
I'm like, it's on the freaking menu. It says it's
gonna charge. It's like, no, I want to talk to
a manager. We ordered a hundred wings and you only
gave us this amount of sauces for I mean over
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a dollar fifty. Stop it like like she was being
the opposite of Darnell. Like it's just like, calm down.
The dollar fifty is not gonna kill us. Let's just pay.
And I hate the people with condiments that determine how
much of a condiment you eat. So I'm at Chick
fil A and I always hid him with it. Let
me get a lot of ketchup. So I go up
there sometimes they gave me three. That's awesome. And when
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I say a lot of ketchup, what does that mean
to you guys? Thank you too handful? Okay, so five.
You're not gonna give me two handfuls, but they're gonna
give me five or more? Will I go? Let me
get a lot of ketchup? And they give me two.
And I get up to the window and I said, okay,
you only gave me two ketchups. And not to be
a pest a nuisance, I said, but I have to
a large fry. I usually two ketchups just on my
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large fry. And I also got a chicken sandwich. And
she goes, you have more than two ketchups on all
this and I go, yeah, I need at least four ketchups.
Why do I have to explain that harn to met
usage to the person at Chick filip That's none of
her business. She wasn't even being funny, but she was like, oh,
you use more than two ketchups. And I'm like, well,
I mean, I can show you right here how I
would use four ketchups. Two on the fries, two on
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the chicken sandwich. But I don't think I need to
break that down for you guys, but apparently I do.
Do you prefer ketchup packets or the actual cup that
you peel a top off of, I'll tell you no ketchup. Wow,
you're so weird. I don't touch ketchup just because I
don't like it. What suddenly happened? If when you you're
a kid, If I'm gonna if I eat fries, which
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I don't really like, fries dipped in barbecue sauce, that's it.
That's weird. Okay, so barbecue sawce. Same thing, though? Do
you like if you need barbecue sauce? Why don't you
go to uh Buffalo bit? Why don't you go to Bub's. Coach,
Why the hell would you get barbecue sauce at a
non barbecue play. McDonald's barbecue sauce is legit though it's
really good. It was the last time you're at McDonald's.
I thought you're on the McConaughey do, which we do
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freaking McDonald's all time for the kids. Coach, it's like
real quick dollar menu. Let's get in and get like
Chick fil A. When we go through the drive through
a Chick fil A, I want barbecue sauce from my nuggets.
Good barbecue sauce there too, good barbecue sauce. But guys,
here's something weird that I didn't to answer your question.
There's you don't want you want the peel back. You
don't want the stupid packet. The packages. The packets horrible
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because most of the catchup goes on the packet. I mean,
that's like asking you, do you want a million dollars
if you want to pile a crap? Here's the thing, Eddie,
you want a million dollars in cash or million dollars
on a card. That doesn't matter, Arnold. So when we're
on road trips and you know, we get water burger whatever,
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all the water burger ketchups are cups and you peel
the top off or whatever, not with coronavirus. But when, yeah,
there are when when I'm driving, I can't control reason,
So I make my wife hold the catchup. Wow, she's
a saint. I mean, I really don't make her. She
just did it. She's done it from the very beginning.
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And weird dating, you know, just like I'm driving again.
So I've got my burger and my left lap right here,
I got the drink right here between my legs. And
then I got a cup holder for your drink. Well sometimes, coach,
we have kids. Again, there's a lot of cups. Have
you ever heard of a coup holder? It sounds like
you're using a holder because there's a lot of cups.
And then I on the right and the right right
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there where the parking break is, you know, whatever, I
put my fries. Okay, okay, that's an accident waiting to
happen when I'm just eating the restaurant when I'm driving.
Left hand, take a bite of my burger, right hand,
get a few fries. And then my wife is holding
the catchup whatever what do you call the cup? The
catchup cup? And I dipped my three frid what a woman,
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And I eat it and then I just get beautiful,
look at those legs. That is awesome, and she gladly
does it. You don't just set it on the console. No,
it'll slide, slide. It's happened before weard slide. That's probably
why she started doing it, because I would put it
there and then if I had to slow down or whatever,
Oh god, catchup everything. No, there's no there's really no
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place to put it, you know, because everything. The cars
aren't made for condiments, they're made for cups. Correct. Yeah,
so speaking of cups, I just said I I said
it on the on the console me. And it's never
slid off and spill because usually you're driving. If I'm
eating that, if we're I'm on the highway, so you're
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not need to go. You don't need to slow down
the highway. Usually it's you know, flowing traffic on a
road trip. Oh, coach, I know all about flowing and
I drive the Expressway home every day. The console between
you guys, yeah, okay, see I've had that too. And
then I'm driving, I'm like, what the console is? That's
the only console. I'm thinking of the dashboard, but your consoles,
so put it on the dashboard. Elbow sometimes knocks those
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over two. You've got to be careful. You're got to
understand that it's there, and you have you you're not
eating our tasking, and you're also acting like you're driving
an eighteen wheeler. Coach, right hand on the steering, hand
on the steering wheel and eat, let's go. That's what
I'm doing. Boys, I need help with. And here's the thing.
You eat all your fries and then you eat your burger,
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your burger, then all your fries. You don't alternate between.
There's an order burger, fries, drink. You know, like when
I go to Chick fil A, I eat all my
fruit and then I first of all, stop right there.
You order fruit, head, Coach for the big show. Oh
my god, peanut butter tippeted Paco the first party. Your story.
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I didn't even understand. You said fruit and you order
fruit from a fast food restaurant. Yeah, if you ever
get the mixed fruit, I have seen it, Coach. We
give it to our baby. Actually a great mix. Usually
they just give you cantaloupe and honey dew, and it's crap.
At Chick fil A, they give you apples, oranges, blueberries, blackberries, strawberries,
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delicious berries. They don't give all that boisonberries. Like my chick. Dude,
we go to Wendy's and she gets a salad. That
the point of us going on a Friday night to
Wendy's is to get a burger that's gonna get all messy.
Why don't you get the triple bacon eater. It's because
I get the chicken nuggets. But I don't like Chick
fil a fries. You get the grilled nuggets. No, I
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just don't like the fries, so I'd rather have the
fruit the Chick fil a fries. You just talked about
your fries. If I eat fries, I dip them in
barbecue sauce. But when I don't eat fries, I don't
dip them. You're confusing the crap, you don't think. Have
you ever had Chick fil a fries? They're terrible, They're
they're good, They're worse. They are the problem. My only
problem with is when they give me the big waffle
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there's only like six fries in there, so I have
to eat it slowly. I almost try to break up
the waffle like individual fries. Some of those waffle fries
will take up the whole damn container. I'm saying. I
love the suicide fries though, the ones that end up
in the bottom of the bag. Those are always the
little crispy ones. Those are gross. Those are my favorite
because they fell out of the things. They're trying to
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get away. They're trying to jump out like I'm not
going on there. Suicide fries, that's really funny. Say that
in five years guys, the good news is, well, the
good news is we're having a Super Bowl this weekend.
Are he almost did you know we almost got canceled? Yeah? Corona?
Did you not see it? Did you not see this?
All the Chiefs barber tested positive for Corona. They were
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all lined up to get haircuts. One guy was in
the chair which hit the damn clip what are you doing?
Computer frozen and he tested. They got the barber who's
been cutting everyone's Yes, so just imagine damn if I
mean Mahomes was in line to get his hair cut.
So if he would have been there twenty minutes earlier,
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he would have been in the front of the line.
We may not add Mahomes in the Super Bowl. And
all because of this barber shoot, All because everyone they
wanted to look their Sunday best get a haircut for
the big game. Yes, Cotch think you the company areas Yeah, crazy,
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But but that's not the case. Well, two people are
on the COVID list right there, back Wide receiver and Kelsey.
Kelsey No, that's no word, No dude, I would hope
he is not. Is there a backup going with him?
There has to be. They have one kicker? Why would
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you not late hit that guy? Well, why wouldn't you
later hit any kicker in the game, Coach, That's not
a bad idea. If they have one kicker, I don't
care if he's already kicked the ball. Drill is asking,
don't even try to go for the block. Just walk
up to him, let him kick it, and then punch
him in the nuts. So really, they could do that
every game because they don't have a backup kicker. They
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because they're not going to stop the game. I understand them,
because only have fifty three spots on your roster, and
you don't have chance. You can't carry two field goal
kickers on your active roster. Hey, Tampa Babe, you're listening.
This is how you win the game. Hey, if you're
Kansas City, this is how you win the Kansas City
is gonna win the game. Tampa Bay, listen. The only
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way you're gonna win the game is if you do
this telling in the nuts. Yes, coach, Tampa Bay is
not gonna win this stupid game. I'm telling you. So,
they have no shot, they have zero shot. How many
points will you give me what? I'm not playing your
dumb game. I'm test telling you right now, They're not
going to win this game. Let's go over some things.
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Who has a better set of wide receivers? Case really
like Mike Evans, Godwin and Millard Miller is not in
the list. I will never put Scotty Miller, who I've
never heard of until this year because Tom Brady picked
him as a new Edelman. I've never heard of the dude.
I still am not impressed by the dude. So I
will give you Godwin as an Okay receiver, Mike Evans
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as a great receiver in the past, Okay receiver. This year,
I will give you Antonio Brown, who may not even play.
So the Chiefs have Tyreek Hill, Tyreek Hill, Kelsey Kelsey's end.
He's a hardman's money. He would take take hardman over
Evans or Godwin. No, but thank you. That's what I'm saying.
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Tyreek Hills better than Evans, Miller, and Godwin. Okay, so
they have the number one, But then they have Godwin.
Godwin isn't good. He used to He used to be
pretty good. Godwin made one amazing catch for Tom Brady
that saved their entire season. But he dropped balls right
across the middle. You say, that Godwin Evans and Scottie
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Miller have just freaking blown your mind of how good
they played this. I'm not saying that, okay, saying they
have a better group of receivers than the Kansas City Chiefs,
still no chance of winning. Who has the better running backs?
The blood the butter running running backs? Better running backs?
I would go the Chiefs. I like four net and
what did it? Ronald Jones, Yes, they're better, but that's
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what I'm saying. It's not I'm just kidding there better, okay.
And of course the better quarterback is Mahomes. We get that.
Who has a better defense? I think I think they
have a better defensive line with what what team has
the chance to win by one? The Chiefs? So that's
that's why I think about the Chiefs have the chance
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to blow the game out, don't no way? And how
the Bucks can blow them out? Which should give you
a little bit of good feeling if you're a Chiefs fan.
You ain't getting blow out. It's either be a close
game or you're gonna kick the crap out of them.
I I would I would agree with that. I I
look at it, I'm like, there's I don't see how
the Bucks can blow them out. I can see how
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Patrick Mahomes can throw a couple of crazy plays real
quick and boom they're up eighteen, you know, nine points whatever,
and it's like, oh god, that was quick. Because they're
so explosive so fast. Then where's the Buccaneers don't explode
like that? They don't have that kind of offense. That's
coach Brady throwing him ten yards and what is he
gonna do? Is Brady gonna do? And over the top
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to Evans again here, somebody tell Brady what down it is.
I think a coach you win in the old NFL
films that I mean, this dude forgets the whole season,
like really, like, if you look back at the whole season,
there's no way in hell you're thinking the Tampa Bay
Brady win the wrong guy's house. He had an illegal practice,
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he deflated footballs, he forgot the downs. But guess what,
he's a go and all of a sudden, we just
think they're gonna beat the Chiefs. He threw the ball
better at Braid at breezes, kid, coach, that was the
only time he hit a receiver all night. Coach. Yeah,
I mean because Patrick Mahomes. Right here we go. He
pulled up a stat help me out past yards this year.
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Patrick Mahomes four thousand seven Tom Brady four thousand, six
hundred and thirty three. So Patrick Mahomes had a hundred
more yards in him. That's a great it's a whole
football field, coach. But you guys are acting like Tom
Brady just sucked it up this year. I didn't say no, no,
I'm saying the Chiefs, for whatever reason, didn't throw it
at times they ran an autumount the Chiefs. This is
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when they run it up. This is when they say,
oh yeah, y'all want us to flex real quick, we'll
do it in the Super Bowl. Many had more TVs
than Maho. The worst thing you want to do is
show all your weapons all year. That's what the Chiefs
didn't do. They're like, they're like, let's just keep it chill,
let's win our games. Do we have to do to
get to the Super Bowl, But let's not show them
what we can do Bowl time Statue of Liberty, what's
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the annexation of Puerto Rico. Puerto Rico, you're gonna see
the Philly Special. You're gonna see him all but fumble
but fumble. Uh, Coach, I'm telling you you're about to
see the greatest show on turf since the Rams this Sunday.
You're blinded, I know. I I agree with you. The
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Chief speed scares. Because the speed scared. Put on put
on some face masks. Seriously, I'm terrified of the speed
the Kansas City Chiefs have. Are you terrified? Absolutely? If
you're on the posing, they are so fast. So, yes,
you're right. They got plays they maybe not, they haven't
shown yet. Of course, there's gonna be new wrinkles of
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the offense. They had two weeks to prepare. But the
same thing for the Bucks. They've had two weeks to prepare,
new little wrinkles. It's gonna be a fun game. I'm excited.
And I was unable to get tickets, Coach wrinkled laundry
all this that the other I was unable to get tickets,
and as that. As you're playing this, tell Pitts to
come on in, brother, come on in. We're playing it
too many clip box office tickets. You hey, man, I
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know Super Bowl fifty five is coming up, and I
am trying to get four tickets to the Super Bowl.
All right, so I can help you out with that.
Not a problem. What kind of tea are you looking for?
We got for, we got made, and we got far. Listen, man, listen,
I don't care wherever you want to put me, you
know I am listens Lunchbox from the Bobby Ball Show. Yeah,
the lunch Box, and so wherever you want to put me,
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I'm ready to go. All right, Um, well, I act
that question because I gotta know how much you're gonna
be paying for each particular set of ticket. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no no. My name is lunch Box celebrity, and when
celebrities want to go to the super Bowl, you give
me free tickets and then the camera can be like, oh, look,
what's what celebrities in the crowd. There's Lunchbox from the
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Bobby Bone Show. I'm sorry, look, there's no offense to you,
and I just want to be very respectful when I
say that. I don't know who you are, sir. I
don't think you understand who you're talking to, like I am.
I'm talking to a hundred and seventy five cities across
the country and in Canada, so I am worldwide. I
you know, how Pimpole says he's Mr wald Wide. I'm
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really Mr world Wide the lunch Box from the Bobby
Bones Show. I understand that you said that so many times, sir,
I got it. I'm just telling you what I'm able
to do so I don't get fired. I can't give
you tickets. Man, I'm sorry. You have a great day.
Wait wait wait, wait no, no, no, before you go. Hey,
at least he tried for some text coach he hit us.
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I think it would have worked if you were Nico Jackson.
I'm trying to get some free tickets to the super Bowl.
Hed you SEUs in the studio. We would only taken
too to get us, only us to I'm not going
to what's up this segment of the Big Game brought
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to you by Bolts. Come and get yourself some fifty
five wings all for the price of two because we've
won two championships. Here's brother Pitts, a supporter of the Chiefs.
We love you, Pitts, and come on down. We're gonna
get you some titties and some as some top us.
He can I just get six wings to start scripted
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those I didn't know what I was saying. I love
never script him. I love it. What's up up? Many
fan in the house, A super fan? Yes? Are you?
What do you eating Sunday? What do you eat for
the super Bowl? What? What do you have prepared? Do
you have your drinks line up? How you handling it?
Are you gonna drink last year champagne during this game?
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Good question? Not during um, because I won't pop it
until we win another one. Hopefully we do win one.
But yeah, I'm hoping to pop the bubbly I cried
last year. Boys. Yeah you get a video, man, Yeah,
I remember I watched I popped the champagne last year
and I sipped on. I can remember. I watched it
until the stuff I'd already seen. I'd watched it like
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three or four times. Then I decided to go to
bit three or four times. All the replays. Oh man,
it's exciting, make fun. Make what I did. Nothing. He's
purposely trying to be quiet here because he doesn't want
to argue with that. I don't blame him. Second place sucks.
What are you talking about. I don't have a team.
You understand my team is not in the game, so
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I know they never will be. Okay, yeah, okay, um. Anyway,
my question pits Yesterday he said to me, he goes, man,
I gotta come up with a hundred fifty bucks. I'm like,
you found tickets and I'm like, well exactly, I said,
is that a Lady the Night Coach? Someone watch? And
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I said, you're going to the game? No, I justly
find that seven fifty. I gotta figure out how I'm
gonna budget that. And I said, what the how do
you need seven fifty four? And he said, because I mean,
I gotta be ready to buy the sign Patrick Mahomes football. Brother,
I had fifty four. I've got to get fifty five, right,
But brother, you have the Mahomes one already. What why
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don't you take like Tyreek Hill this year? Well he
just got a Tyreek Hill jersey. Yeah. Some listener of
the podcast pretty cool deal. Yeah yeah, I haven't met him.
A listener of the show Jonathan Wilson Music. So Jonathan
Wilson and be his name from Georgia. Listener to the
show reached out and he was at, I guess like
a celebrity auction or an auction that you get to
go to where you get to bid on some items
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like a silent auction and he had been on it
and not being a Chiefs fan. He's like, dude, I
won this not thinking I was gonna win it. You're
the only Chiefs fan I know. Would you be interested
in it? And I didn't really know if he was
being wins get the hobby Lobby's gonna cost me like
three bills the shadow box frame. That's what's crazy. Chris,
that's a badass, by the way. But dude, Jonathan, his
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name was not Chris. But so you think, okay, he's
gonna charge brother a little bit extra, make a little
coin on. It's a gift. He just said, I don't
know another Chiefs fan. I thought he was joshing me
because he charged me a Hunter bucks. This has to
be fake. There are good people in this world, so
very much. This dude from store Losers Nation just said,
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cover what I paid for it in auction. That's how much?
Well how much was that? I've been mother the guy
hunterd dollars. He did exactly what he said he was
gonna do. He shipped it up here, and I've been
voting the shipping because I didn't feel like it was
his responsibility to cut me a deal and pay the shipping,
so I also send him tin bucks in Venmo and
I couldn't be happy. That's okay, that's you know someone. Okay,
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I got this jersey. I paid a hunter for it.
I'll give it to you for a hundred fifty. But no,
he gave it to him for freaking face value. There
was a couple of grass names from the Christmas game
that he played in it. But it's okay, it's pretty
it's a pretty cool jersey man. Who No, No, it's
actually the game from week six where they burned all
the wide receivers. You're gonna pick up. It's weird because
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I didn't know they burned the wide receivers, the defensive defenders.
But when you were in the studio and you try
to make your points, which you fail, but you you stop.
Stop brother, are you a super fan? Oh? Here we go?
Are you a super fan of the change? I can't
I can't win with this. He won't admit that he's
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a super fan, so he has to hear he says
he's not. No, here's where you're wrong. Nobody wants to
hear this crap. I was talking about this. They wudn't
hear real stuff. But here's what I said. I just
don't think it's fair. Of course, I'm a super fan
of my team. But where you and I disagree is
I don't think it's fair for you to invalidate every
single opinion that I have as being a super fan.
I don't think it's fair for me to acknowledge what
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the Chiefs have at the moment as being something we
haven't had an opportunity to see before. And it's I'm
blessed to be a Chief FAA not. Let's not say
what he said, what he's saying, what he's saying. No, No,
he said he would. I said who has the better
running backs, the Buccaneers or the Chiefs. He said, you
actually said the wide receivers, And then I said running backs,
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And you said I would take Damian Williams our third
string over their starters. I didn't somebody's Okay, I did.
I don't remember saying that. Somebody. I simply told I
don't feel like he was just trying to make the
points that we're inferior in certain in certain areas of
our of our team. I said, I think where I
think we're not only do I don't think we're inferior.
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I think we're superior in all areas of our team.
I think our special teams are superior. You can talk
up the Bucks defense all day long. I don't think Mahome.
I mean, I don't think Brady can throw to all
these wide receivers that he talks so highly about when
he's running backwards. I mean, you know, Frank Clark is
gonna be after him. You know he's gonna face a
lot of defensive pressure from the Chiefs. The scheme Spagnola
(50:06):
like we've seen it. I don't think the defense from
the Buccaneers is gonna be able to scheme for an
offensive game plan that nobody's seen yet. Because Andy Reid
does not consistently puts the same players on the field,
he doesn't put the same scheme on the field. It's
tough to it's tough to put a defensive scheme against
what we've seen by the Chiefs. So super fan or not,
I can still have valid opinions why I'm a fan
of my team. You don't think all the guys you're
watching on Sports Center have a jersey in their closet
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of the team they represent. They can still get on
TV and talk bad sports opinions. I don't I don't
disagree that the Bucks have a better wide receiver corps.
But well I will disagree with you is the fact
that three weeks ago, when all the teams were still
in the playoffs and they were naming up the top
three wide receivers, not a single one of them from
the Bucks was in the top three. And those are
people who get paid to give. All I'm saying. Here's
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all I'm saying is yesterday in the studio when you
said that the wide receivers have the better that the
Bucks are the better at wide receivers, which is fighting
have had that opinion. One of the players who you
didn't include was in the top three from all the
guys on TV. He's still in the playoffs, he's actually
in the super Bowl when he's for the opposing team.
And when you ask all these people that are football people,
who would you pick as your first wide receiver when
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you're building a team, I think more people are going
to pick a player that's on my team, super fan,
or not a player that's on your team. And I said,
I don't think I'm a super fan. I've said I
would take Tyreek Hill first, and then the next three
would be Buccaneers wide receivers. That's fair. I just what
I said. I didn't say that to be honest with you.
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And then you said Kelsey included right, because he's a
tight end. Tight end. It's not even close with wide
receiver numbers, no tight end, and then one buy does
have a wide receiver number the best. He tried to
argue that Pringle was on the same level as well.
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He let me, just what's your best? What is your best?
You don't stack him up, you don't cross him like
stack whip. But let me just tell you this stuff.
Tyreek Hill, Tyrene Hill, go follow go down the rabbit
hole of his Twitter and find out the guy that
you would have picked number one on your on your
fantasy team or whoever you're building a football team, you're
gonna pick Tyree. Go see what he says about Byron.
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Don't go too far down that just just because guys
are just because guys are on the elite level where
they're not always mentioned. Crip on a come up. Pringles
a stud. Okay, he is a stud. He's excited as
the chief fan. He's excited always. The top players aren't
always the best. He's a fast player. He's provided some
some good things for us on special teams. When he's
on the field, people look the other way. The second thing,
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look the other way. They look at all the guys
that you're recruiting. We throw at the Pringle. What do
you burns that? I'm gonna tell you now, that's what's
exciting the same way and throw it to six different players.
Let let me tell you about Let me let me
go over his year a way, Brian Bryan Pringle. He
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played thirteen games this year. This stud had thirteen catches
for a hundred sixty yards. Again, hey, that's more than
bub I'm not hate. He's also suiting up for the
Super Bowl champions And you are not lunch box and
either's bubb. When you tell someone to say someone's a
stud and they have thirteen catches for a hundred and
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sixty yards, I mean, hey, bo, he doesn't get he
doesn't get to say, hey, coach, throw it to me.
He's you know what I'm saying. I mean, look, you know,
but just to argue with each other. Look look what
he's Look what he's fighting to get on the field
against who Sammy Watkins who's never on the field. Bub Bubb,
I'm gonna tell you right now, Nation, the three of
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us in the Loose podcast, Bub I'm telling you, we
all think the Chiefs are gonna win. But he's I don't.
Deep inside his he knows and down and deep down,
I want the Chiefs to lose, to humble the Chiefs.
Chiefs fans like very much, I very much that you
can very much lose, and and I hope we don't.
We do. I'll be the first. I'll be the first
one to make thee I will say this motherfucker before
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I go how crazy is this on sports? Or? Did
you guys touch on the haircut to buckle and Adam
Schefter somebody when his ear finally are you watching to
catch it live? He kept saying haircutter. Somebody finally in
his ear said can you say Barbara? Like I just
I heard him say a haircutter and now with haircutter,
I don't know. It just made him sound like an idiot.
He's like, well, Patrick Mahomes was like twenty away from
the haircutter. I don't know, just call it sounds a
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little dum. They needed to tell a problem. Let's get
your feelings on this Friday. Give us a little speech,
Give us a little speech topics. Tell your boys you're here,
You're prepared for it. Guys, we have game plan for it.
Let's get on the plane. We're getting ready to go. Yet,
I know they were just good. That's a manage because
I think the Yeah, I think they're playing. I think
it might be an advantage for the because it's not
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a normal super Bowl week, so there's not a bunch
of hoop law, and there's not a bunch of press.
There's a lot of hooplaw in Nashville. Maybe I've been
talking about it in my neighbors, But what I'm saying
is the Chiefs are in their normal routine. They're at
their home. They're not worried about going. Oh, let's go
to this party on Wednesday night. Let's go to this
party on Tuesday. They're at home preparing. They're gonna fly
down like a normal week, get ready for the super Bowl.
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Go boom, create more focus. What Tampa doing there their partying? Well,
Tampa's at their house too. But when I'm saying normal
super Bowl week in the city, and it sounds like
both of them are the same, They're not. They're not
because they're in Tampa. There's a little bit more breakfast
because there's stuff going on around the super Bowl, right,
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was that the shower or and there's stuff going on
around the super Bowl. We talked to Chris yesterday from cash,
But they're not taking part of that. You don't think
they're going to any of it. They're not going to
NFL experience. That's where freaking John Denver and Joe Montana go.
They might not be allowed because of COVID. I'm saying it.
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There's no trouble to get in for the Chiefs because
they are at their their home, like two tests a day, right,
They're not doing crap even I mean Tom Brady probably
all has him at his house and his watching them,
and they have a big slumber party, sleeping bags in
the living room. Gronk, you go sleep in Antonio's room.
Make sure he's not going out. So I picked the Chiefs,
not as a super fan. I picked the Chiefs because
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of everything that goes with the Chiefs. Read I think
I saw an interesting stat from it might have been Greeny.
I was gonna tweet you Andy Reid can eat six
wings in one sitting. No what he starts with theft
and then does six. But now it was had to
pull up Greeny Twitter. But it was ten interesting facts
about my homes. I thought it was crazy of how
many uh how many games he's the guys won under
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the last game he lost by more than a single
possession was in to Iowa States. His percent his percentage,
his percentage. I I just thought it was interesting his percentage,
his percentage went down by by two scores in the
fourth quarter. Of his winning percentage. The next closest quarterback
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I think he said was twelve percent winning percentage. Just
a lot of interesting that. I'm not gonna vote against
winner bub who's more annoying his girlfriend, fiance or his
little brother? Well, I don't I only see I only
see him Jon, I only see him. I don't know
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that I follow him. I see him through some of
her stuff. But I know she can be a distraction,
Like is she watching the game because she's hot? I
mean that's gonna be to hear on air. It's just
like to me, I would think the tweets will be
before the game and after the game. Like me, I'm
just I'm just a fan and I'm focused on it.
All right, bubb you can brother, I said, I think seven.
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I'm gonna stick to it. Even though the boys in
the sand are usually right. I know it will probably
a close game. It's Brady. I could not. I couldn't.
I couldn't be happier to get another the chance to
face Brady. I'm just a football fan. I know what
I'm getting a chance to watch, and uh, I hope it.
I hope it's I hope it's not a close game.
I'm gonna stick with thirty seven twenties known case. If
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you like money, bet with me. If you don't like
your money, bet with box. See you Monday for the
postgame celebration. My homes has two thousand followers on Instagram.
Do you got Hey? That's go by Hey. Make sure
you get our Brady Gronk burger, but if you do
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order from Uber Eats, it will get delivered to the
wrong house. Let's go, Bumps, Let's go Chiefs. Bring it home, Pitts,
and eat like we said, Pitts. If we win this,
we're gonna rub barbecue sauce all over you and lick
off every fit of it. Guys, I try so hard
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because we know that was a struggle. You did a
good job. I know because I think people like store
losers nations. The people listening to this, they hated that
one hour, one hour, one hour. They they hated that.
They hate. I think they like hearing from bub, but
they don't like when I try to. But I'm just
trying to point out things that he calls people studs
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and they have thirteen catches on the ear. That's not
stud worthy. Yeah. I just got a live Instagram d
M from Arnold. Do y'all realize the Bucks offense was
actually better than the Chief statistically this season. Chief's oh
line is not good. Take the Bucks coach, Take the
Bucks coach. You guys need to market the sore losers more.
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Two millions boys nd Okay, Bob, Bob turned off my mic.
Bubb was still yelling, alright, coach, put a bow on it.
I'm ready. I'm ready for the super Bowl. I'm so excited.
I need my squares to hit. What are your numbers?
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I don't pull them up. It's okay, but I gotta
say that I came on here and you know that
hundred dollars that I gave to some random board that
it filled up. I still don't have my numbers. Steve Steve,
Steve Steve. So I want to apologize to Steve because
the board did fill up, so I give you half
an apology. But I still don't have my numbers, so
I have no idea if the board is gonna actually happen,
but all the names are on there. But hopefully I
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get my numbers and hopefully I win some money. Hopefully
everybody wins some money. I don't know what you're betting on, Eddie.
You're betting on the Chiefs. I'm gonna bet on the
Chiefs because I already have a futures bet on the
I'm gonna hedge that boy. That's some confident man. Might
as well as win money, right and have fun. You
are a confident better my friends, or you could just
not bet. And there's three dollars I have no faith
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in in the bucks. I just really don't. To me,
that's just three dollars down the line, down the drain,
and I want to win something. I want to you know,
how much are you gonna how much you're gonna bet
on the Chiefs? Have to do the numbers? I don't know.
I mean, whatever's gonna give me forty bucks. Just pile
it in, all right, Well that your kid do the
math for you. Coaches, sounds you still haven't done it. Well,
get together for the super Bowl. No no, no, no gatherings,
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national pandemic. Not doing that. God, alright, have fun. You
want to do alive from the super Bowl? Okay, because
I'm trying. I try to enjoy the super Bowl and
I don't want to. I mean, we could do it,
not because I want to see the commercials and everything. Right,
that's the problem. I gotta pay attention. Yeah, make sure
you guys bang that over fifty six. Random kid Cody said,
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if Dalton can get on, when's my call coming? Tweet?
All right, cool, Hey, have a good weekend. Good luck.
I can't wait. Let's go. Let's go, Brady, let's go.
Let's go, My homie. I got two words for you boys,
che cheetah. All right on the buck side, the cheetah
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on the Ksey side, cheetah. Are you gonna bet any props? Like?
That's funny? Literally just thought of love. That was funny.
That was really funny. Tweet that I forgot what you
said already. I'll tell you. On one side, there's a
cheetah on the chief side, there's a cheetah. That's funny.
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You need to bet m v P A m v P. Yeah, cheetah.
Take a flyer, Take a flyer, Take a flyer, Make
a flyer. And who are you gonna bet first touchdown? Yeah? Score,
now I'll do I'll do that. Who do you got, cheetah?
I would say, chet McCole, Hartman and Mike Evans, those
of me, the two I bet interesting one from each.
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Then okay, all right, goodbye everybody. Hey, have a great weekend.
And Darnell, come on, man, really damn sa Darnell. There's
gonna be a lot of people asking for it this weekend.
Goodbye everyone, Happy weekend. When somebody says they want a
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lot to catch up, that means four or more. Not
to idiots, I agree with that. Who wants got up?