Can You Help Me Buy A Sandwich?

Lunchbox got cornered in front of the sub shop and had to decide if he wanted to live or die in that moment. Ray breaks down the Heisman race heading into the biggest weekend of college football this year. We go over the foundation of Lunchbox's Las Vegas trip and the gambling strategy he will be using this weekend. Plus we share our locks of the week to help you win some money. 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:04):
All right, all right, I'm at the Aria, dude, I'm
gonna be at the Aria. I shouldn't have said that.

Speaker 2 (00:11):
It's already been released.

Speaker 1 (00:12):
It's been released, Okay, people know I'm staying there.

Speaker 2 (00:15):
All right.

Speaker 3 (00:16):
It all started when a dumbass met another dumb ass
and they became the dumb Ass Trio The End.

Speaker 2 (00:21):
Arnold you there, boy, Arnold.

Speaker 1 (00:25):
We saw a picture on the Facebook page of you
and Abby at the slot machine, Like, what the hell
was that? Trying to get a jack bought?

Speaker 2 (00:31):
You were sitting sitting on her lap.

Speaker 1 (00:33):
Yeah, that was weird, dude, like she was. I've never
seen that before. Man, it's called pocketpool boys. You guys
play slot machines different than we do. Sorry, let's just
hit it.

Speaker 2 (00:44):
Hit three chelis.

Speaker 1 (00:45):
Don't ever say that.

Speaker 2 (00:47):
No, I literally did, oh.

Speaker 1 (00:49):
Oh on the slot machine? Got it? Okay?

Speaker 2 (00:52):
All right, that makes sense. Now let me hit this again.

Speaker 3 (00:54):
It all started when a dumb ass met another dumb ass,
and they became the dumb Ass Trio The End.

Speaker 2 (00:59):
Duh, We're gonna do it live? Wait oh, the one
two three, sir, Losing edition? What ever? Say that again?
What's up?

Speaker 1 (01:14):
Everybody? I am lunchbox. I know the most about sports,
So I'll give you the sports facts, my sports opinions,
because I'm pretty much a sports.

Speaker 2 (01:22):
Genius, y'all. Sison from the North. I'm in Alpha Male.
I live on the West side of Nashville. I got
five seconds with baser, my wife white picket fence. That
timing was off. Lunch over to you already lost the
perfect game.

Speaker 1 (01:38):
Have you ever been uh gay ray? No, man, No,
that's not what I was gonna ask. Have you ever
been cornered and you felt like you had no option
and you didn't know what to do?

Speaker 3 (01:49):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (01:49):
I would imagine some people in this building get cornered.
I don't. If I do get cornered, it's usually just
me and my boys leaning up against the wall. But
the literal cornered where somebody talks, I'm MNSA say no.
There's a lot of just front doors, back doors to offices.
You really can't. You can fakely go in the bathroom.
Oh gotta grab water. Man, Hey just did some bits,

(02:10):
you know what. You can always get your way out.
It's tough to get cornered in this mouse trap.

Speaker 1 (02:15):
I got cornered the other day.

Speaker 2 (02:17):
It was an alley Ray. It was bentover.

Speaker 1 (02:19):
No, I was heading into the UPS store to make
some returns. And there's a subway right next door to
the UPS store. And so I'm walking by the subway
by Jared. No, not by Jared he's in prison, thank god,
but by someone that was I don't know if he

(02:40):
was on crack or if he was on meth.

Speaker 2 (02:42):
It could have been Special K's.

Speaker 1 (02:45):
It could have been on Special K. But dude was
high out of his mind.

Speaker 2 (02:52):
Oh so he was officially on drugs. Oh, but he
was feeling him as he was talking.

Speaker 1 (02:58):
And he is like, and he said, holding his pants up.

Speaker 2 (03:06):
Hey man, he wasn't delivering for UPS now.

Speaker 1 (03:12):
He was not what can Brown do for you?

Speaker 2 (03:15):
Brown doing my noes?

Speaker 1 (03:20):
And he's sitting there and he has a dollar in
his hand, Hey, can you help me afford to some?
And I'm like, well, how do I get out of this?
Because I don't want to. He seized my wallet in
my hand right.

Speaker 2 (03:37):
Well, that's your number one mistake. Don't ever pull a
wallet out my wallet. I had no pocket, so I
was just just put it on a platter for the criminals.
Well that's the problem, rob me. Now here's my wallet.
It's not even in my pants and the access.

Speaker 1 (03:50):
I was like, what do I do? I don't know
what to do. I said, man, I don't have anything
smaller than a twenty.

Speaker 2 (03:57):
You could always fakely you have a gun in your
shirt and shoots you.

Speaker 1 (04:00):
That's what ext right, all this is going in my hey, brother,
get away from me.

Speaker 2 (04:06):
Man oh oh oh, I just baked like I had
a gun. I'm bleeding out.

Speaker 1 (04:17):
That took a turn, and in my head I'm thinking,
does he have a weapon on him? Because like, I
have no idea. This dude's obviously homeless, like you know,
he doesn't have a place to reside now he and
I'm like, I was like, man, I god's less than
I don't have anything less than twenty. He's like, well,
you can go in there with me and buy it.

(04:39):
And I'm like, if I say no, and I turned
my back on this dude, is he gonna stab me?
Is he gonna shoot me? Is he gonna jump me?
What's he gonna do?

Speaker 2 (04:45):
Never turn your back on another man. Dion Sanders sunglasses off,
hat off, keep the cameras rolling.

Speaker 1 (04:51):
So I said, all right, dude, I'll go in there
with you. And we walk in the subway and that
lady behind the counter. Her eyes get real big and
she goes, he is not allowed in here.

Speaker 2 (05:01):
Get him out, Get him out.

Speaker 1 (05:05):
And I'm like, he just wanted a sub man Jess America.
She was like, get him out. He's not allowed in here.
So the guy walks out and then she goes lock
that door, Lock the door.

Speaker 2 (05:16):
You're part of the staff, and I'm like, all rights,
I'll help you.

Speaker 1 (05:20):
I'm like, okay, So I locked the door and he's
just up against the window knocking, and she goes, no,
he's not allowed in here. He knows that he's stolen
our tips numerous times. He's stolen our tips right off
the counter and I have to be in here at
night sometimes, and he's always walking around. Sometimes he's not coherent.

(05:43):
He's always very high. And I said, yeah, he's a
little high right now. I said, but he wanted a sandwich.
I didn't want to turn my back to him, so
I'm gonna go ahead and get him a sandwich. And
she was like, yeah, he's not good news.

Speaker 2 (05:54):
Said.

Speaker 1 (05:54):
I didn't say he was good news.

Speaker 2 (05:56):
She's like, he doesn't like any bread. All he wants
is mayonnaise on a piece of paper.

Speaker 1 (06:00):
Towel, and I was like, he said, somebody hero. She's like,
what type of cheese? And I'm like, I don't know
what type of cheese he wants?

Speaker 2 (06:10):
Here, signaling to him Pepperjack or America.

Speaker 1 (06:13):
I said, just put some cheese on it. She goes,
does he want mustard or mayonnaise?

Speaker 2 (06:17):
You're the middle man, and.

Speaker 1 (06:18):
I'm looking back.

Speaker 2 (06:19):
I'm out. I know, I just met him.

Speaker 1 (06:21):
I said, I don't know if he wants mustard of manaise.

Speaker 2 (06:25):
I know, look at him, he looks like a mayonnaise.
Got may out?

Speaker 1 (06:30):
What kind of brand?

Speaker 2 (06:31):
Do you?

Speaker 1 (06:31):
Did you want? White? Seems fine to me. I'm not
gonna be the one eating it. Uh, did you want
that toasted? I don't know.

Speaker 2 (06:41):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (06:42):
What he wants.

Speaker 2 (06:44):
Does he want a cookie? Well? Fuck yeah, he's homeless,
and I'm just like it.

Speaker 1 (06:50):
She goes, oh, he can't be in that walkway. He
can't be in that walkway. So she goes outside, sir,
you gotta get outside outside because there's like a door
and then a like a little walk away in then
the door to get in the subway. And so he
goes back out and he's standing there and he's pacing
back and forth, and I'm like, God, don't mind. I'm
just I hope I got this sandwich right. And so
I got the sandwich and I was like, I might

(07:12):
as well get him a bottle of water, and she goes, yeah,
just I mean, just be careful with him. I said, okay,
and she goes. So I started to leave and he's gone.
I walk out there and he's gone, quick as scot
and I'm like, this dude just asked me to buy
him a sub had me cornered. I didn't know what

(07:32):
was in his pockets. I didn't know if he was gonna,
you know, anything. He could have just had a needle
stab me with it. And here's some fitting all for
your ass. And I'm done. So I'm gonna, you know,
I'm I was a little terrified. He was a big dude.
He was like six two sixty three.

Speaker 2 (07:47):
Uh. It wasn't odam was it. It happened to him
or something.

Speaker 1 (07:55):
Oh, I thought he had to du I or something.
They get crashed or something. But so I walk outside
and he's all the way across the parking lot.

Speaker 2 (08:02):
He's running the East East Nashville five K.

Speaker 1 (08:08):
And I'm like, and I guess he's doing his whole
trick with the dollar to other people. He'd already forgotten
that I was in the subway. His memory is that bad, dude.
I mean, I think that's how far gone he was.
He forgot all about it, and I yell, hey, many
cracky No. I said, hey man, hey man, bro, And
I said, here's your sub. And he comes on and
he's like, it's too late, man, I already missed the bus.

(08:31):
You got any money I can for the bus? I'm like,
you never say anything about the damn bus, and I
know you ain't getting on no bus, so you need
to keep your story straight. Did you need money for
the bus or for the sub?

Speaker 2 (08:40):
Would you put that sub all over your penis?

Speaker 1 (08:43):
And so then no, no.

Speaker 2 (08:47):
What the hell, man, I'm just trying to help you out.

Speaker 1 (08:49):
And I gave it to him. He goes, does this
have damn mayonnaise on it? He goes, and I prefer wheat,
not white, And he's, wait a minute, this is ham.
I'm a Turkey guy, and.

Speaker 2 (09:06):
Get that one. No, And I'm saying no, no, no.

Speaker 1 (09:13):
And I'm just going God almighty, just like and then
and I hand him the water and he looks at
he goes, huh, and I said, yeah, it's a thing
of water, goes Why. I thought you might be thirsty.

Speaker 2 (09:25):
You need it to live shelter as well.

Speaker 1 (09:28):
I thought it would help you wash down the sub
that has mayonnaise, ham and white bread. My bad. And
I said extra pickles. I thought you liked pickles. No,
all right, And then he goes the bus already left. Dude,
you ain't getting on the bus, don't lie. And I'd like,
you're getting on the bus now.

Speaker 2 (09:48):
All of a sudden, he's in the business district.

Speaker 1 (09:50):
Yeah, now he's all of a sudden he's got a
head downtown for his job or something. And so I'm like,
all right, So I get I go to the UPS
store and get my return done, and then I get
in the and there he is out in the middle
of traffic, Like, I'm like, what is he doing? He's
just crossing the street. There's just traffic everywhere, and he's
just walking across like no big deal, whoa come on, man?

(10:14):
And he makes it over the gas station and he's
walking up to the gas pump and he's doing the
dollar trick with people. I wonder what he's hey, man,
I ran out of gas. I don't know what he did.
I don't And I said, man, he's never gonna eat
that damn sub. He's never gonna eat that sub and
you're not gonna get from you. Oh, I wouldn't taking it.
I was like, and I did it, and I walked
backwards where I was facing him.

Speaker 2 (10:32):
But like, you're acting like you wouldn't have eaten that sub.
What did you do like making a homeless version? Like
what's wrong with the sub? Well, I don't like mayonnaise,
so you like were literally catering this sub to him?

Speaker 1 (10:43):
Literally, I was just like, put whatever on it. I
don't know, because the lady kept asking me.

Speaker 2 (10:48):
So you named random ingredients you don't even know?

Speaker 1 (10:50):
I said, just put everything I said to If.

Speaker 2 (10:53):
I was getting a homeless person a sub, I would
just go with, all right, I'm gonna go with the
pepperoni melt. I would get what I would typically get
and give it to him. Uh, I don't know, I'm
gonna order banana peppers. Yeah, yeah, people like those onions. Yeah.
I would never just name random shit that I don't get.

Speaker 1 (11:10):
He he he told me, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (11:13):
I tell it.

Speaker 1 (11:13):
Yep.

Speaker 2 (11:14):
Also do the vinegar vinegar att. Yes, do that for me,
he said.

Speaker 1 (11:17):
He looked and he was like, oh, give me one
of the heroes. And the only problem is there's like
five different heroes. They're just in the board, says hero.

Speaker 2 (11:25):
And then there's like my hero man.

Speaker 1 (11:27):
And so I didn't know if he wanted turkey ham.
I was just like, man, ham has to be it,
Like Ham is the best. Ham is better than turkey,
so it has to be Ham. He wants ham. No, no, no,
that was no. And so I thought to myself, he's
never gonna eat that damn sub But I yes, you're right.
I didn't have any idea what he wanted on it.
So I was like, I figure he could use as

(11:49):
much nutrition as he possibly could get. So I just said,
put everything, man, Any calorie is good calorie for this guy.

Speaker 2 (11:57):
True, he's probably not eating a lot, but I mean,
if he's running all over a parking lot, he ain't running.

Speaker 1 (12:03):
He already burned it off. I'm I'm sure that his
fingertips were burned off. I mean holding the lighter. And
I mean I was just like, damn, this is I
can't imagine that worker at night and he is thumbe
around in there because he was a big dude, like,
like I said, six two sixty three, like that would
be terrifying.

Speaker 2 (12:22):
He could have taken control of you.

Speaker 1 (12:24):
Oh god, yeah, well I don't know. No, No, he
was pretty well. When you're on something, I feel like
you may have superhuman strength. But his pants, I mean,
if those pants used to fit they are now may
they maybe they were a size thirty four and his
waist now is a size like twenty six.

Speaker 2 (12:40):
Dude. And what I've found out a lot of the
people downtown that are homeless sag. So it's either that
their pants are different size or they kind of like
being half naked. A lot of the guy's asses are
hanging out.

Speaker 1 (12:52):
Yeah. Well this guy wasn't trying to sag because he
had his hand in the front. He was holding it.
I mean, if he let it go, they would have
been at his I mean they were way too big
now wow. And he was just but he had the
lighter in his hand. Nor he had the lighter in
his right hand, so he was doing a smoke drug
and he was just And I was like, god, man,
I was ooh, but I got him the sub man
And then I saw him crossing the street and then

(13:14):
he was over at the gas station and I never
saw him again. I don't know. Maybe i'll see him
in the next couple of days, but and I'll ask him, Man,
how was the sub.

Speaker 2 (13:22):
He'll really remember that, dude.

Speaker 1 (13:26):
God, dude. But I mean he got me. He caught
me like right in front of the subway and I
was right there in the door, and he stood between
me and the door, you know what I mean. Like
I had nowhere to go, and I wasn't going to
turn my back to him. I had my wallet in
my hand. I said, this is not worth the risk.
I'm gonna pony up for a sub so I don't
get killed a.

Speaker 2 (13:44):
Lot like the Arizona Cardinals, right, No.

Speaker 1 (13:47):
It had nothing to do with that. It was just
it was weird. It's sort of like one time I
came out of Chipotle and this guy was like, hey, man,
oh my gosh, man, I'm at the my daughter's at
the hospital across the street and my car broke down.
Luckily we got her to the hospital, but now I
need to go back and get my car, you know,
can you give me a ride? And I'm like, well,

(14:09):
where is it? He goes, It's just right up here,
you know, a couple of blocks, you know, like three
blocks over that way. Am I all right, man, get in,
get in the car. Wow, this is years ago. This
is like five years ago.

Speaker 2 (14:19):
Yeah, I would do it ten years ago. But then
I learned.

Speaker 1 (14:22):
Yeah, And we started going and he's like, he's like,
oh yeah, and I was like, right up here, yeah, yeah, yeah,
just keep going up and I'm like he's because he
said only like three or four blocks right before the highway.
And we're coming up to the highway and I'm like oh,
and he goes and then he's on the phone. He's
on the phone. He goes, yeah, we're on And this

(14:44):
is what I'm thinking. I'm like, this dude is telling
his buddies, Yeah, we're on the way. I got someone
and wherever I'm dropping them off, they're gonna be there
to take the car. And so he's like yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
we're coming. Yeah, just go up here, go up here
now a little bit, a little bit farther, and I'm like,
there ain't no damn car.

Speaker 2 (15:03):
And there's never a car, there's never gas, there's never
a person in the hospital. It's all this plot line
they created from rescue nine one one in the nineties.

Speaker 1 (15:12):
May right, this is or an unsolved mystery from the
nineteen nineties. So I'm like, this ain't happening. I'm feeling
uneasy about this, and so I just turned down the
street and I'm like, hey man, this is about as
far as I can go. You're gonna have to get out.

Speaker 2 (15:25):
You know that same gas problem you got, I got it.
I'm out.

Speaker 1 (15:28):
And I was like, I mean, I gotta get to work.
I gotta go, man, And he's like he gets out
and he's like, hey man, you got five dollars for me.
And I'm like, you know what, here's five dollars. Get
the an er.

Speaker 2 (15:42):
The line you used is the same line I use.
I have to get to work. They hate that for
whatever reason, because they don't have a job. They know
that you've worked for your money. So anytime they asked
me at the gas station, what do I get approached
every morning? If I would have been like you a
good Samaritan, dude, I would have been at the gas station.
I would have never even made it to my work.
I'd be unemployed now because there's that many homeless people.

(16:03):
Now I understand I didn't dude all I say to him,
is gotta get go into work, and some of them
are like, I don't give a fuck, and I'm like, yeah,
I gotta go. I gotta go to work. My boss
is gonna kill me. You just tell them like your
hard luck story, and they're like, oh, I don't want
to go to work and work?

Speaker 1 (16:16):
What the hell is that? Right?

Speaker 2 (16:17):
That's that's the impression I get, Like they start to
feel sympathetic for you when you say I gotta to work, dude,
and they're like, oh, well, damn, he's got it worse
than me. I just get to chill. He's got to
go to work. So I try to one up them
with the heart on my luck story.

Speaker 1 (16:32):
Which is a good idea because.

Speaker 2 (16:33):
This is after my ass. My wife hasn't been able
to we haven't been able to buy groceries. I got,
I gotta make ends me.

Speaker 1 (16:38):
Do you have five dollars for me? How about gas money?
Because I just drove your ass because you said your
car was over here and there ain't no damn car.
There's no kid in the hospital. But I was just like,
get out of the car. I was so like, oh
my god, Like, what's gonna happen.

Speaker 2 (16:51):
That reminds me. Sometimes I do even one up and
I'll just be like, gotta I gotta go to work.
You gotta go to work, and they're like, I don't give
a fuck. I'm like, well, I gotta make mortgage, man,
I don't know I'm gonna paid for this month. And
then I just kind of do this story in my
head and then I'm out and they leave you alone
because they they literally don't want to deal with you
in your stress.

Speaker 1 (17:09):
I hate the ones that when you're at the gas pump,
Hey man, my car got my gas tank got a
hole in it, and I, you know, I just need
some gas to fill up. I'm like, well, if your
gas pump back, your gas tank has a hole in it,
what the it's gonna be putting gas in it?

Speaker 2 (17:22):
For dude. That one pisses me off when they come
up to you with the literal gas. So they got
the gas in their car, they point to it and
the car's got the hood up. Yes, it's a fake story.
What I would help a person, you know, if they
got the hangars out.

Speaker 1 (17:34):
Yeah she's a hobby. It's like, oh, yeah, no problem, damsel.

Speaker 2 (17:37):
But dude, this guy that comes with a gas tank.
I'm like, dude, I don't want gas all over my stuff.
You're faking me out anyways. You're using it for crack
cocaine and smack. I know you're not filling up your tank.
But it's like they just give you all their problems
and you're like, I'm out of this situation.

Speaker 1 (17:51):
And you have nowhere to go because you're pumping gas
like you can't just like throw the nozzle out and
drive off. It's like you're you're stuck there, right.

Speaker 2 (17:59):
And there's people that actually do that. And then this
guy with his gas tank puts in smelly ass gas
in his car just to fake out some plot line
and they actually already have gas in their car, and
then he just has a tank of gas driving around town.

Speaker 1 (18:13):
Like one that came up to me and he was like,
I'm at the gas station. He pulls up and he's like,
hey man, and he has his daughter in the car.
This is what the right I'm like, dude, this is dirty.
This is lowball because you got the daughter in the car.
You're using the daughter in the scheme. So first of all,
that daughter has no chance in life or she's gonna
learn how to be you know, a scam artist.

Speaker 2 (18:33):
She's gonna be awesome.

Speaker 1 (18:34):
She's gonna be great at scams like she is gonna
she's learned from an early age how to scam people.
And he pulls up and he's like, hey man, you know,
I'm just here visiting my friend. I forgot my wallet
and my gas. You know, lights on e you know
you think you can put some gas in my car.
I'm like, oh yeah. He goes, yeah, we're on vacation.
And I was like, where are you from? And he goes, uh,
san Antonio, Oh, san Antonio? Huh, guess who used to

(19:00):
live in San Antonio?

Speaker 2 (19:02):
This guy the Riverwalk? This guy said, hey, man, where
you live at in San Antonio? You live off sixteen
oh four? You live out there by Fiesta, Texas? And
where do you live in San Antonio? Start giving him
world geography and he's like, san Antonio, Oh yeah, you
live down by the Where do you live downtown by.

Speaker 1 (19:19):
The river Walk?

Speaker 2 (19:19):
What's the walk downtown that has water? Riverwalk? Got your mother?

Speaker 1 (19:23):
Farker?

Speaker 2 (19:24):
I start asking no. I start asking him about questions
about San Antonio. How many trophies they went in a year?
Nuver three?

Speaker 1 (19:30):
Gotcha bitch? And he couldn't answer in you. I'm like, oh,
san Antonio, huh.

Speaker 2 (19:34):
Who's the guy that hit a bat out of the air?
Manage you noble exactly? But he had none of those answers. Okay,
he couldn't tell me anything. So are you a big
fan of the basketball team?

Speaker 1 (19:45):
Basketball? You don't know who the Spurs are? Come on, man,
you live in San Antonio. So guess what he got
no gas from me? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (19:52):
The guy in the corner of target over by me, yep,
in the wheelchair. Yeah, the light's long enough. Hell, he'll
stand up. Why the hell are you standing up? Man?
You're at the wheelchair. He's standing up, He's walking around
a little bit, stretching it out.

Speaker 1 (20:06):
He's still that wheelchair from Chubb.

Speaker 2 (20:07):
No, he did something, because then he just sits back
in the wheelchair. I'm like, I don't know if you
really need that wheelchair. But it's a good problem.

Speaker 1 (20:13):
But it's good. It pulls at the heartstrings.

Speaker 2 (20:15):
But even him, he's like, I can't do this charade.
It too much longer, This light's too long. Stretch it out,
It's like, and everybody's just like, what the hell he's
walking right now?

Speaker 1 (20:23):
That's funny. We're gonna take a break and we'll be
right back. Oh dude, I forgot to do this on Wednesday,
so let me not forget today.

Speaker 2 (20:33):
Ray, We've got to give our lock of the decade.

Speaker 1 (20:35):
No, no, no, not where where is it?

Speaker 2 (20:37):
Where it's against my Kansas Jayhawks?

Speaker 1 (20:41):
Really yours?

Speaker 2 (20:42):
I'm speaking as you oh.

Speaker 1 (20:43):
Here it is. Just wanted to wish my buddy Reeves
a happy birthday on nine to nineteen. Sorry we missed it.
We are both tanker yankors. Insert the airhorn, Ray.

Speaker 2 (20:55):
I don't know what that's for.

Speaker 1 (20:57):
The tugboat yeah, tanker.

Speaker 3 (20:58):
Ye.

Speaker 1 (21:01):
We both love the show and listen to every episode
when we haul fuel around the cities. Keep up the
good work, guys, Russ and Fresno. So they are tanker
yankers and we're supposed to say happy birthday on Wednesday,
and I totally forgot. I read the email and there
we go. So Russ wanted to say happy birthday to Revs. Revis.
Thanks for listening. Give me a little tug.

Speaker 2 (21:23):
I just tugged it out man, right there there you go, yup?
And then also do our lawyers listening. I hope you
guys have been enjoying Church Street and all the deals
you're making there as well. Truck drivers keeping those roads,
keep it to the right, obviously, keep the roads to
the left for us man and then the tractors. It's
harvest SASM.

Speaker 1 (21:45):
We got another email from Sharon Stone Coachers. I'm a
sore loser in definite need of help. I need to
know what is the best streaming shap needs a sandwich
for college football. Oh it's Shane Stone, not Sharing Stone. Sorry.
I was like, damn, she listens. That's hot. I don't know.
I don't use any streaming app for college football. I

(22:06):
watch it on my TV.

Speaker 2 (22:07):
Guys, it's YouTube TV. But there is one. We can't
say it. We'll get shut down. It's so good, though.
Hit up our Facebook. What's our Facebook? You just go
Sore Losers podcast so you'll find it.

Speaker 1 (22:16):
That's it.

Speaker 2 (22:17):
There's people on there that'll post it. We don't want
to say it over this because we get so many
downloads we'll get it shut down. But there's literally one
that's as clear as day, and I use it for
every fight, every college game. You can watch the NFL.
You just can't watch Major League Baseball on it.

Speaker 1 (22:30):
And here's another one from Cat Dick, what's up? Fellas
and Ray just want to give an update. My wife
has not left me yet, but it's only because I
hit her keys. Currently, I am in the master closet
with the lights off, listening to James Blunt and drinking
a bottle of Skull vodka, the plastic bottle by the way,
because I'm classy. And the sad part is it's not
even because the whole wife leaving me thing. It's because

(22:52):
Jimbo can't do anything with the most talented team in
the nation. My Aggie's what the hell is wrong with them?
So it's another year of being a disappointed aggie. I
would literally take a national championship and trade my firstborn.
Speaking of babies, Ashley Reeves still has not reached out
to me. I am sad. I did not make it
into the Fantasy League this year, but it would probably

(23:13):
have given me a better chance if I had tried
to enter. I'm looking forward to coming to the convention.
Only problem is I'm in charge of a march here
in sam Marcus that weekend, so I don't know if
I can get away. Bless Cat Dick, what is it?

Speaker 2 (23:28):
BLM, I don't know what he's talking about. But Catnigg
is kind of funny. He is funny. I don't know
what he looks like, though, I have.

Speaker 1 (23:37):
No idea, but catdig is funny. He is very disappointed
in his aggies, and I understand.

Speaker 2 (23:41):
But you remember, it's not just you, bro, I mean
the balls in one game, in one half, season's over.
I mean there's no way they can recover and get
in the playoffs.

Speaker 1 (23:49):
Well, if they beat everybody else, if they beat Georgia.
They're not going to beat Georgia, though.

Speaker 2 (23:53):
Tough on. Honestly, like, okay, here's the thing. You're in NFL.
You always got really a chance, major league based ball.
Random shit can happen in college football. You have one
bad weekend, you're having a couple drinks with the buddies.
You look up at the TV hall week Hell, well,
I was having a couple of drinks, not with buddies.
It was only me in the clubhouse, I said, Bazer,
money line falls. Now, that never happened. But just like that, dude,

(24:17):
a couple of drinks chilling in a clubhouse. I never
knew in that clubhouse, under those lights at nine pm
at night, the ball season was gonna be over.

Speaker 1 (24:27):
Do you think and now that you're not a Balls fan,
like you jumped Ship like you're done with him, right? Yes?
Do you think Hindon Hooker like it was Hindon Hooker
that made the Balls look so good? Or you just
think Josh Hipel is still a good coach, but this
quarterback's just not good and this is just an aberration
and you're gonna see whatever it is with Hindon Hooker.

(24:47):
I think Hendon Hooker was amazing and made them look
so damn good.

Speaker 2 (24:51):
Hooker was good, but remember he had jal Jalen lost
his mother effort. Yes, they timed him and they said
he was like the fastest guy running in pads in
the world.

Speaker 1 (25:01):
In the world. Yes, Oh, I didn't know in the world.

Speaker 2 (25:03):
They had him and then yeah, maybe it is this
timing with this quarterback. Dude. They struck right right away
against Florida and then they didn't do shit for two
straight quarters.

Speaker 1 (25:12):
It's like the Packers last year in the playoffs. They
struck right against the forty nine ers, or maybe that
was the Cowboys. They went and scored right away. Maybe
the Packers was two, I don't remember.

Speaker 2 (25:20):
But they scored forty nine Ers Packers and.

Speaker 1 (25:23):
They scored seven nothing. Then after that they didn't score
another damn point. They struck right away and it was
like uh oh, and then Aaron Rodgers went away speaking
to Aaron Rodgers, Tyler Davis rights in, does Ray know
anything about any sport? The guy just said, Rogers will
be known as the guy who went into the darkness
and not an NFLQB. Rodgers is a multiple time MVP
and a Super Bowl winner. What is Ray talking about?

(25:45):
Sounds like Tyler Davis is a big Aaron Rodgers fan.

Speaker 2 (25:47):
Yeah, I mean, let's be real. Rogers hasn't done anything
in a minute. Do you remember his Super Bowl? I mean,
who do they play? Even the guy that wrote that
email doesn't remember.

Speaker 1 (25:57):
Oh god, who did they play?

Speaker 2 (25:59):
I mean we're well, where were we were we in college?

Speaker 1 (26:01):
Where were we That's a great question.

Speaker 2 (26:03):
Yeah, I don't. It's not really memorable. It's not gonna
tell you right now the time Brady and the Boys
lost to the catch David Tyree my helmet. I was
with Billy in South Beach in college. We were at
our exact apartment complex junior year. I mean I remember
it like it was yesterday.

Speaker 1 (26:17):
Man, that's a great question. I'm gonna look at Baron.
I don't even know where the hell I was Rogers
Super Bowl?

Speaker 2 (26:23):
What's his face t o? Remember that? That was my
freshman year at college against the Eagles. I mean you
remember all that shit if it was important and big?
The Brady was they played the Steelers. Yeah, no idea.

Speaker 1 (26:34):
It was twenty eleven.

Speaker 2 (26:35):
And I mean Steelers. There you go, Steelers played Cardinals.
That was one.

Speaker 1 (26:39):
Oh, that was a good one.

Speaker 2 (26:40):
Was that right when I went to college?

Speaker 1 (26:41):
That was What was his name in the back of
the end zone? Was that plexico that made that catch?
That was bad?

Speaker 2 (26:45):
As Larry Fitzgerald was playing back in the day. Oh
got pretty drunk. Man woke up after an eight hour
nap and had to go to work at Grandee Communications.
So that was two thousand and nine.

Speaker 1 (26:55):
Yeah, okay, yeah, I mean Rogers is fine. I mean
stand sarcasm, right, I don't think he did? Oh or me? Yeah?
Or the email Steve Farmer coaches, hope you're doing well.
Got an idea for the new logo. Have lunch's five
year old draw a smiley face to cover and he
shall not be named, And it's Arnold the trio intro

(27:17):
could still be valid, thanks Steve Farmer, Like we draw
a smiley face over someone that's not on the show anymore.

Speaker 2 (27:23):
Yeah, and Arnold, honestly, he's almost run his course just
because we are using his likeness. If he did want
to press charges, we could go down in court. We
just don't have the firepower or the brast If Arnold's
has connections to a law firm that is good and
is and has got a good history and is able
to put people away, we're in trouble because we've been

(27:46):
using his likeness, his actual name, and not paying him
for four years. Now.

Speaker 1 (27:51):
Well, I got another email. Can you hit the email? Yes,
thank you. I just want to get a shout out
on the potty from my fifteenth birthday. Go Cowboys Tonight
against the Giants and Sore Losers, Nation for Life Maddox
in Mississippi.

Speaker 2 (28:07):
Is that a late one?

Speaker 1 (28:08):
Yeah, he sent that on September tenth. I'm a little
late reading that, but happy birthday Mattix Pots Well tomorrow
and here's another one for Maddix pots coaches. I'm good
at drawing, but my girl is great. I'll get you
a new logo for let me in the Fantasy League
next year. Only let me in if my logo is
the one used. Just let me know an email and
email me back, or just say say something on the

(28:29):
pod Friday. But I just asked my girl and.

Speaker 2 (28:32):
She's in no idea what any of that means.

Speaker 1 (28:34):
He's saying that he's a good drawer, but his fifteen
year old girlfriend is a better drawer, and she will
draw our new logo. If Maddox gets in the Fantasy
League next.

Speaker 2 (28:43):
Year, that's collusion.

Speaker 1 (28:44):
Ray, It's not collusion.

Speaker 2 (28:47):
Justin is driving across the country right now. I believe
he's going to Michigan. Call him and then do you
have your cell phone? Yeah? I don't feel like calling him.
He's driving.

Speaker 1 (28:55):
Ex the text, Yeah, but maybe he needs some company,
maybe he has a lock. This weekend is all this crap?

Speaker 2 (29:01):
I got eight hundred texts.

Speaker 1 (29:03):
Oh, I got a voicemail guys from Let's see who
called me? Okay, what are you saying here? Probably some
spam call? Where Why can't I not see what it says? Oh?
This is American Red Cross calling invite you to make
your next blood donation. They call me every day. Let

(29:24):
me tell you if you could charge them with stalking.
They would be stalkers. They call you every day until
you go in and give blood.

Speaker 2 (29:30):
Aren't they a partner? At some point it was one
of our charitable things that we do on the show.
I don't know, right, but I'm bashing them on this.

Speaker 1 (29:36):
But no, no, I'm just saying, like, if you sign up.
Usually I used to give them my the wrong number,
and somehow they now have my right number and they
call me every day.

Speaker 2 (29:44):
My dentis hits me up all the time. Where are
some other ones? There's some thing with Amazons. About eighty
percent of the time I get an email from them,
and I'm like, guys, I get the emails and the
messages on the website. You don't have to then send
the text. You don't have to reach out to me
in every way possib to tell me a box is
being sent that I already knew was being sent, that
you can track with a number you already gave me.

Speaker 1 (30:05):
It's on the way, it's been packaged, it's been put
out on the truck, it's been on an airplane, it's landed,
it's gone to the facility, it's out of the facility
on the I mean they send you an update for everything.

Speaker 2 (30:15):
And also, let's be real, guys, I don't even know
where I was going with on that one. Right over
to you.

Speaker 1 (30:21):
That's all you got.

Speaker 2 (30:23):
Ye Are we doing locks?

Speaker 1 (30:24):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (30:24):
We will because it is eight days ahead of time.

Speaker 1 (30:26):
This is Russ. What's up, losers? Just wanted to wish
my buddy Revis. We already did Revs' birthday. We both
listened from the first episode and haven't missed one yet.
By the way, you guys are getting your shit together
and it's sounding good. Thanks Bud.

Speaker 2 (30:41):
I actually watched back YouTube to see if I was
on TV at the Chargers Titans game. Yes, I don't
know what the hell my nephew was talking about. I
couldn't see it. He said it was after the Tuddy
when I believe when they gave it to Derrick Henry
and they got in.

Speaker 1 (30:51):
I didn't see you on TV. But if you go
back and watch the Red Sox Blue Jays game on
Saturday and that weekend that I was in Boston, I
am on TV.

Speaker 2 (31:00):
How did we not get screen grabs?

Speaker 1 (31:01):
Though I do have a screen grab and I didn't
see it till like a month later. My cousin Andrew,
who was with us. He went back and watched the game.

Speaker 2 (31:10):
Glad he had three hours of his life he could
throw away.

Speaker 1 (31:12):
But he knew to fast forward and only whenever we
were down the like the game was down the line,
you know what I mean?

Speaker 2 (31:18):
Yeah, well, get ready to life with a nephew because
he goes it was when there was a tuddy. I
think it was in the second quarter. I think it
was after this what what send it? At two pm?

Speaker 1 (31:28):
There we are on TV.

Speaker 2 (31:29):
Let me see.

Speaker 1 (31:33):
Yeah, that's awesome.

Speaker 2 (31:34):
That's a good one. And what I realized is looking
at in the camera shots of this crowd. They're really fast.

Speaker 1 (31:40):
They're quick.

Speaker 2 (31:41):
So yeah yeah, so when you're you're seeing people cheering,
you're like, oh, that's so bad ass. Man, I could
get on TV, dude. They go so fast and they
show about thirty people. Even if I was there's no
way anybody saw it.

Speaker 1 (31:51):
Yeah, yeah, you have to do.

Speaker 2 (31:53):
This is pretty cool because it's in the corner, so
there's only.

Speaker 1 (31:55):
About four five and the guy is thrown. I mean
it's like it takes a second for him to throw
the ball. It's not just a crowd shot. As they're
coming back from commercial. It is in the play and
so every time the ball would go down the line,
we jump up and try to get in the screen.

Speaker 2 (32:07):
Like and also I was looking on my phone on
YouTube TV. You can't screenshot. You try to screenshot, it
blacks out the TV screen. Really, yeah, they try to
do that for copyright.

Speaker 1 (32:15):
Well, I mean I like YouTube TV. They're freaking great.
This is from Kyle DAWs. What up Coachers? I write
this after just watching Nick Chubb injury on Monday Night football.
Chubb was my number one fantasy running back. Unfortunately, this
feeling is all too familiar, as I also had Aaron
Rodgers as my QB. If you were ready have any
suggestions on how to rid my team of this curse,
please let me know.

Speaker 2 (32:36):
Listen on the waiver wire, you can get some guys
that are serviceable. You got the Kareem Hunts of the world,
the Jordan Ford, I believe his name is Ford, Dan Ford.
Who's this Browns guy?

Speaker 1 (32:46):
I think Ford?

Speaker 2 (32:46):
I'm drunk. Yes him, Henry Ford, Henry Ford. Yes, the President.
Hunt's gonna be behind him. Remember, you got the Gus
Edwards of the world. He's backing up. JK. They got hurt.
There's back hell the Titans, TJ Spears, Todd, I don't
know Tibo Spears sharp that they call him something Britney Spears.
I don't know what that hell his damn name is.
But he's pretty freaking good and he gets the ball

(33:09):
just about as much as Derrick Henry and he's fast. Yeah,
so there's a guy, I mean, on the waiver wire.
You could actually make a serviceable team with waver wire.

Speaker 1 (33:18):
You can. It's going to be tough, Kyle, Like I
know the curse. It feels like the world is out
to get you. You hate it. It's rough. I understand
that you can still be competitive. It's a long season. Yes,
these next couple weeks may be a little rough, but
guess what, There's gonna be more injuries. So there's spots
where you're gonna be able to, Oh, I'm gonna get
that guy. Ooh, I'm gonna get that guy, and then

(33:38):
those people are gonna be like, oh, crap. I wish
I'd picked up that running back. I wish i'd have
picked up that quarterback Aaron Rodgers if that was the
quarterback you were depending on. He's been sucking the last year.
So I don't know why that was your quarterback in
the first place. But whatever you can be Okay, maybe
go out in the back guard and burn something I
don't know, make a fire pit, burn a stuffed animal,
and just you know, pray to the fantasy gods. I

(33:59):
don't know how to get rid of the curse, but
I wish you the best of luck.

Speaker 2 (34:02):
Get rid of the bad juju. Ray. Hey, are we
gonna talk about you and Vegas?

Speaker 1 (34:06):
Yes, we are right after this.

Speaker 2 (34:11):
The only thing I enjoyed talking about is Vegas and
that's it and homeless people.

Speaker 1 (34:18):
I like talking about sports, I like talking about you.

Speaker 2 (34:21):
Like talking about the apartment complex too, Okay, I like
talking about majority of it. Topics bore me. But when
we talk Vegas, that is when everybody should be on
the edge of their seat unless they're driving.

Speaker 1 (34:34):
Well, I'm nervous. I don't know what Vegas is going
to be like. I don't know if it's going to
be an absolute shit show because all these videos you
see online are it's three hours to check in, it's
four hours to check in.

Speaker 2 (34:45):
The rio's bad.

Speaker 1 (34:47):
The the slot machines aren't working. Are the table games
even going? I have no idea is the cash office open, like,
when I win all this money, am I gonna be
able to go cash out? Because I did have a
dream last night, dude, Oh.

Speaker 2 (34:59):
My god, well I have a rock harder. No.

Speaker 1 (35:02):
I had a dream that I want eight hundred thousand
dollars on a slot machine.

Speaker 2 (35:06):
See now, that would be life changing exactly.

Speaker 1 (35:09):
That is exactly what it was is I won, and
I someone asked me, hey, did you win? And I
said yeah, life changing And they're like, okay, life changing,
Like what do you mean? And I said eight hundred
thousand dollars. And then someone one of my friends set
us up where people came to rob us at our house,
and I think it may have been because of the
homeless guy. I had that on my mind when I

(35:30):
went to sleep too, So I had a dream that
I won eight hundred thousand. And then one of my
wife's friends told some people where we lived, and they
showed up to rob us. And then a couple of
people showed up and scared them off. My neighbors came
out with guns and started shooting at them. Wow, wild dream,
but I really, you know, you wake up and you're like,

(35:50):
oh damn, I didn't win eight hundred thousand because you
don't realize you're dreaming when you're dreaming right until you
wake up. Right, But I M now. I really was
like damn. And so I woke up and I was like, oh, man,
how disappointing.

Speaker 2 (36:03):
Okay, let's go to the real life. Oh how much
money are you taking?

Speaker 1 (36:06):
I'm taking you know, a couple grand Holy hell?

Speaker 2 (36:10):
Because our boss, Hey, man, how much you're taking? Well,
I'd get mad if I lost five hundred. Well, like,
how much are you taking? Do you take anything out
of the ATM? No? No, no, no, I never take
anything out of the ATM. So that means he knows
how much he's taking. I don't know. Maybe he's just
keeping it secret. And the didn't want to brag to me.

Speaker 1 (36:26):
Man, why does any want to tell you?

Speaker 2 (36:27):
Dude? He didn't tell me. I asked him like three
or four times in different ways. I love telling people.
I'm I'm very upfront about it. Me and Bazer we
took it so that we each had one hundred dollars
a day on the cruise. We took nine hundred dollars.
You know what I'm saying. I mean, that's a very
normal thing to say. The people that are stand offish
and don't have a plan, usually lose. You gotta have

(36:48):
the plan you got to You can't just go there
willy nilly. I'll do this slot, I'll do this roulette table. Hey,
I'm gonna get money out of the ATM, so you'll
lose your ass.

Speaker 1 (36:56):
No, when I when I walk in, my foundation bet
is the roulette tape, my foundation starter. Every time I
go opening, bet is on the roulette table. I do
you want to know what it is?

Speaker 2 (37:07):
The numbers we know because for my freaking birthday, you
won and I lost.

Speaker 1 (37:11):
Your bachelorette party, Yeah whatever, it was bachelor. My women's
your bachelor party. So what I'm going to do, and
I usually do it before I even hit the room.
I still have my luggage with me as I'm walking
by the table.

Speaker 2 (37:24):
One of them. I'm one of those people that guy's
been fiending since Phoenix. I've been, I have been, I've
been listen. I've been thinking about it. I've been trying
to go over it in my head. The lights, the
spin of the ball, the ding ding ding ding ding ding.

Speaker 1 (37:36):
And I like to do a palm tree. I like
to do one hundred and twenty five on red and
then I do twenty dollars on eighteen, red nineteen, red
twenty one, black, seventeen and red twelve. Those are the
five numbers I do.

Speaker 2 (37:57):
Okay, so you could hit seven, twenty, if twenty or numbers.

Speaker 1 (38:00):
And if it's red, you break even. See what I'm saying,
you do one hundred dollars. I'm in one hundred dollars,
one hundred, got it, got it?

Speaker 2 (38:07):
So you want to hit one of your numbers for
seven twenty and if it's not one of my numbers,
only one of my numbers you hit red, you'll break even.

Speaker 1 (38:13):
Yes, I actually like that. Yeah, that's a plan. And
the only number that is black seven is seventeen is black,
so that's that's the only one. If it hits you
still win the seven hundred, but you lose a little
bit more because you have one hundred on red, but
all the other numbers are red and I should do
number four, but I don't. My youngest son his birthday

(38:33):
is excluded because that makes it too expensive of a.

Speaker 2 (38:36):
Bet and you end up not breaking even.

Speaker 1 (38:38):
Yeah, it's like I'm like, oh, that's a lot to
put it out there, and like twenty one, nineteen and
eighteen they're all in the same spot on the wheel.
They're in the same area. I like that. So you
got your You try to.

Speaker 2 (38:48):
My girl at Caesar, she had the little thing that'll
show you the areas. Yes, so you'll know the numbers
for the areas.

Speaker 1 (38:53):
Yes, you've got to listen if you're putting random numbers.
If you're putting like thirty five and two and they're
on op as it ends of the roulette wheel, it's
kind of hard to, you know, have those two numbers.
I try to get the numbers all right around each other,
so you have a section of the wheel cornered off.

Speaker 2 (39:10):
And if you lose, the worst case scenario, you're down
two hundred.

Speaker 1 (39:13):
I'm down two hundred right off the bat and then
it's a slow night. Then you have to slow it down.
Then you then you pump the brakes and you're like damn,
and you're like, oh, it's so sad. But if you win,
you haven't you haven't even put your bags in your
room yet, and you are feeling like a freaking champ.

Speaker 2 (39:27):
Do you have something against I do where if I
have to work, I won't bet before because I'll always lose.
And then you're gonna go to work and your life's
gonna suck because all you think about is how you
lost the money and how your life sucks blows.

Speaker 1 (39:38):
No, I haven't thought about that. Don't do that, Okay.
I don't have anything against work.

Speaker 2 (39:42):
It does for me. So if I have to work,
I don't gamble until after I'm done with the work
or the next day.

Speaker 1 (39:47):
No, no, no, I got no problem gambling before work,
after work, during work, doesn't matter. I don't mind gambling whenever, okay,
because what if I get hot and I start hitting
and I win some money before work, then I'm in
a great mood.

Speaker 2 (39:58):
Yeah. See when we went on the cruise, I we
had to post and I knew we had to go
to like you had to go to some training course
and learn how to jump off the ship and not drown.

Speaker 1 (40:05):
Oh yeah, yeah at the very beginning, and you had
to go in there and you put your life best on.

Speaker 2 (40:09):
So I didn't want to gamble before because I thought
I'm gonna lose and then I'm gonna have to go
to a course. I'm gonna have to go to dinner
and have an annoying conversation with people, and then I'm
gonna have to do these posts for the company and
fake like I'm happy because I just lost my ass.
So I'm big against doing the work first and then
go and playing after.

Speaker 1 (40:25):
The Only problem is if something gets hot and you
have to go, then you're pissed. That's when it's like
damn it, man. But it's always better to leave when
it's hot then to stay and they let it get
cold and lose your money.

Speaker 2 (40:37):
Except for me, Bahama guy. He said it ended up
hitting for four hundred more.

Speaker 1 (40:40):
Yeah, that's why I love. That's a regret. And so
there will be There will be craps played this weekend.
There will be all tall small a ball hit them
all you got. You can play the features. Always play
the features every single time. It's worth your money.

Speaker 2 (40:54):
And it has to hit everything before seven. Yes, and
you do it to come out. You couldn't do it
to come out, or you can wait to come No,
always hit the come out. I always hit the first rule.
I wish I would ask you that before the cruise
because it was right there waiting for me, and I
didn't know how to do it.

Speaker 1 (41:06):
It's all it's always before the come out roll and
you put it out there boom.

Speaker 2 (41:12):
And it has to hit every number except for seven.

Speaker 1 (41:15):
Well, you can hit you can all small's two, three, four,
five six.

Speaker 2 (41:20):
Yep, all tall is eight, nine, ten, eleven.

Speaker 1 (41:23):
Twelve, eight nine, ten, eleven, twelve, two three, four five six. Yeah,
that's right.

Speaker 2 (41:30):
Okay, So you can go both those or one or
the other. You can hit one other other, so you
hit all small great or you can hit the all
both of them. Is when you won a thousand, that's
eleven buck. When I was with yeah and you were
going nuts lunch, he's got a fucking backpack on. We're
trying to act like we're having a blast. It was
a pandemic. We're trying to have a blast in my
bachelor party. Lunch is cheering with a backpack on. Yeah,

(41:51):
and we got the one dude with his backpack on.
They're like a bunch of turtles celebrating.

Speaker 1 (41:55):
It was awesome, dude, It was great, Like it was
so fun. It was so great. But yes, that is
my favorite. Either it'll be Roulette played and the only
problem with sports betting, oh, I will be sports betting.
I mean I This is a great slate of college football.

Speaker 2 (42:08):
Games compared to last weekend it's beautiful.

Speaker 1 (42:11):
No, there's top twenty five, Top twenty five, Top twenty five,
Top twenty five.

Speaker 2 (42:14):
Went to a Mexican restaurant and they had four TVs on.
I looked up and I go, I don't even have
the urge to turn my head. I would rather just
sit here and stare at salsa.

Speaker 1 (42:22):
Yeah. I saw someone post on the Facebook page saying,
you guys know nothing about college football. You tell me
Kansas State Missouri wasn't exciting. Sixty one yard field go
to win it? That's not exciting. What Here's my problem, man.

Speaker 2 (42:34):
Is you have money on it.

Speaker 1 (42:35):
No, no one's watching that game because neither one of
them have a chance to win a national title like
that insignificant game. It was exciting, but I'm sure Akron
versus Toledo can be exciting. But guess what, I ain't
watching it.

Speaker 2 (42:46):
And I couldn't even find that on Big twelve plus plus.

Speaker 1 (42:49):
There's just there's too many college football games to watch
every single one. So yeah, you're right, I didn't watch
that game. It might have been exciting, but they didn't
have a chance to win the national title. So I
don't give a crap.

Speaker 2 (42:58):
And I stayed up till one watching Colorado because I
was fiending for one good game.

Speaker 1 (43:02):
Because you know why, because Colorado is all anybody's talking about.
Not this week though, they're about to get housed. They're
going to get housed.

Speaker 2 (43:09):
When the line came out on Monday, I believe it
was sixteen and a half or minus sixteen and.

Speaker 1 (43:13):
A half for Oregon. I looked at it earlier. It's
all the way up to twenty one.

Speaker 2 (43:18):
Yep.

Speaker 1 (43:18):
And I think that Hunter news, you know, lacerated liver
or kidney, whatever it.

Speaker 2 (43:22):
Is, is he playing no.

Speaker 1 (43:24):
No, So I think that had something to do with it.
But I believe they're gonna get boat raced. So yes,
that Bonex and the boys, that's exciting. I mean, Notre Dame,
Ohio State is freaking kid.

Speaker 2 (43:36):
Ce TV on Saturday night at six point thirty. I
don't care if you're in South Bend, I don't care
if you're in Columbus. All of America will have their eyes.
You are looking live, hello, friend.

Speaker 1 (43:48):
I believe, I honestly believe Notre Dame is gonna win
that game. No Hartman, dude, he is so good.

Speaker 2 (43:55):
He's good. I watched him in England. I watched him
over here. I've seen him. They do have a limit.
I mean, they don't have a lot of pass catchers,
is what I've seen in the stats. If the stats
are lying, then they will lie, and I will lie
to myself as I even lie to go to bed.
But what I'm telling you right now is they don't
have a lot of guys to catch balls. For some reason,

(44:15):
they go with the bowling ball. The guy's name slips
my mind right now. But if Notre Dame gets behind,
they're gonna have trouble scoring points.

Speaker 1 (44:25):
Yes, but are they gonna get behind? Ohio State's offense
hasn't looked good. It finally like the end of last game.
Whenever they score a lot of points, great, But neither
one of them has played anybody, so I don't really
know how good they are.

Speaker 2 (44:35):
They got mc cord. He's the starter. Devin Brown is
in the wing, which is fine. That's the kind of
guy you want backing up at McDonald's if you're working
in the fast food industry. They're perfect for each other.
The bowling ball, Mayan Williams, don't forget about Trevion Henderson
on the edges. You got Marvin Harrison Junior his dad's
in the NFL, and egboo, his dad probably did something
pretty significant. They got a hell of a team. And

(44:57):
I'll hang up and listen guys on that one.

Speaker 1 (45:00):
I mean, that's yes. And then I don't know why.
But Florida State Clemson, that's a game you gotta watch.

Speaker 2 (45:06):
That's a good one. There's also I believe there's a
Vowles got Austin.

Speaker 1 (45:10):
Pe No, the University of Texas San Antonio UTSA Roadrunners.
We're gonna go to Knoxville and we're gonna shock the world.

Speaker 2 (45:19):
Take him.

Speaker 1 (45:19):
No, I'm not gonna ta I'm just joking.

Speaker 2 (45:21):
Uh. There's other one.

Speaker 1 (45:23):
Florida State Clemson, Mississippi. Alabama is interesting just because can
Lane Kiffen finally actually win a big game? Like Alabama
is way down not as good? Can Lane Kiffin figure
out a way to win against a good team? He
never does it?

Speaker 2 (45:38):
Are you ready for my lock? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (45:40):
I mean is it at UCLA Utah? Because hell, that's
another great game.

Speaker 2 (45:43):
If Ritter's back Reesling.

Speaker 1 (45:47):
Cam Rising, Yes, you hope he's back. Hey, Oregon State
Washington State.

Speaker 2 (45:52):
That's a big one. Here's the big one because the
Pac twelve is loaded.

Speaker 1 (45:56):
The loaded But is d DJ He looked great in
the first come, Yes, looks great in the first couple
of weeks. Last week against San Diego State, he looked
like old Clemson Djenclin.

Speaker 2 (46:07):
State has got a boy that can run, he can play,
he can throw. Look out for the cougars and pullman.
Good night, listen to my lockey.

Speaker 1 (46:15):
Right well, yes, I want is it Washington?

Speaker 2 (46:18):
Is it? Is it Penonics? I'm going against you guys
against us. I'm going against Kansas. Why doesn't BYU get
the big boys from BYU? Give me b YU eight
and a half plus it against Kansas?

Speaker 1 (46:34):
Hey, lock it up.

Speaker 2 (46:37):
I hate to go against you.

Speaker 1 (46:39):
Right to your face, It's okay, I'm not you don't
You don't hurt my feelings at all, Like I don't
take offense to anything. I don't know how. Maybe they
think our defense better, but BYU are some big dudes
that they are rough, and they grind you and grind you,
and it's so annoying and they wear on you. And
Kansas last year. Maybe the their run defense is better

(47:01):
this year, but their run defense is terrible last year
and anytime you wanted to run out, wo holes were
wide open, but they have all new they have a
new defensive line, so maybe they're better.

Speaker 2 (47:10):
And I believe they have to practice abstinence. So those
boys are running around looking to rub against something.

Speaker 1 (47:16):
And their men because they go on their little mission
and they come back for two after two years and
they're like twenty two years old. They're big dudes, fullest
seamen Iowa, Penn State. You want to watch that game?
Hell no, I'd rather watch paint dry.

Speaker 2 (47:27):
Thank you. Quarterback and running back for Penn State. Good
at a time where Penn State were Heisman hopefuls, not anymore,
as all I believe is.

Speaker 1 (47:35):
His name, Who's who's the high what's the heisman watched?
I can look at it this weekend. Wait right, tell
me after the break Heisman right now?

Speaker 2 (47:46):
The top three, it's no question Caleb Williams won Pentatonics.
Is awesome, dude and true threes either bow Knicks or
or the kid from Texas analys.

Speaker 1 (47:59):
I know, I don't think you.

Speaker 2 (48:00):
He has such an easy schedule. I get last week
he threw fifty percent, but he's got it's so simple
that I do believe he's one of the front runners.
Bow Knicks is in there. I mean, Sanders is in
the top five until until they get smoked like three
games in a row. Then, but I'll tell you the
two guys you have to cover right now?

Speaker 1 (48:19):
What hey, what about? What about if FSU dominates Clemson?

Speaker 2 (48:23):
This Jordan Travis fell off last weekend and they're gonna lose.
The team ain't great. We learned it there. They almost lost,
Okay almost almost were most here most I don't know.
But what I'm telling you right now, put money on
three to one Caleb Williams and Pentatonics. At five to one,
your flyers are Bo Nicks ten to one. You weres

(48:45):
eight to one, which.

Speaker 1 (48:46):
I bow Knicks is so crazy to me. At Auburn,
it was like he couldn't complete a pass and he
goes to Oregon and he's like balling out. How explained
do the did the Auburn coaches just suck that bad
another guy?

Speaker 2 (48:59):
Otherwise he's gonna lose it to Ohio State. But Hartman
Hartman could be your flyover. He's got all the goodwill
of the country. This could be the rising of the
man Ty Teo documentary.

Speaker 1 (49:10):
What about Sam Hartman? That's the one you need to
put a fly on.

Speaker 2 (49:13):
Fucking talking about Sorry, Sam Hartman, He's gonna do this
for the ghost of man Ty Teo and his cat
fishing documentary. Look out as I have him at about
a number six right now in the Heisman depth charts.
Justin has MVH Marvin Harrison Junior at seven. Go ahead

(49:33):
and put JJ McCarthy at eight. And other than that,
nobody else is gonna win it that. You can't give
it to Travis Hunter. He's got a lacerated.

Speaker 1 (49:41):
Kidney, Yeah, liver, kenney. I don't know which one. I
think it was liver. I don't know which one. You
can labor lasce rate, I don't know. I don't know
if you can laserate a kidney or if your kidney
just dies.

Speaker 2 (49:50):
Well, that homeless guy is about to last rate you.

Speaker 1 (49:54):
Dude in the NFL. Let me tell you. I don't
understand the line. The Detroit Lions are at home against
the Atlanta Falcons. I mean, Desmond Ridder sucks.

Speaker 2 (50:07):
He ran a touchdown. I saw some highlights.

Speaker 1 (50:09):
I don't think Desmond Ridder is any good.

Speaker 2 (50:11):
They're two and oh.

Speaker 1 (50:11):
I believe well. I understand two and oh can be
two and oh, but they they haven't looked great. They
they're frisky. Their defense is good, but I don't think
their offense is very impressive.

Speaker 2 (50:20):
The whisky, I've never heard that description of the team.

Speaker 1 (50:23):
The Lions offense is good, right, they play horny. The
Lions offense is good. They're at home. They have weapons.

Speaker 2 (50:31):
Everywhere, saying Amon John Bond. They got Laporte, they got
Jamiir Gibbs. I believe David Montgomery may not play with
the Bruce thigh, the injured thigh whatever. I haven't looked
at the injury report, but I just think they are
too good. Reynolds, you got the Lions are too good
and they only give up three and a half. I
know that seems like a lot, but I think the

(50:53):
Lions win this by a touchdown. And it's Calvin Johnson day.
Is it really? I made that up? It did not
sound good, dude.

Speaker 1 (51:00):
If it's need to have, If it is Calvin Johnson day,
there is no way the Falcons are staying with them.
So I'm taking the Detroit Lions minus three and a
half and you can take it to the bank.

Speaker 2 (51:14):
NFL no less, then listen, giving up double digits in
the NFL makes no sense. Oh, you're talking Jets.

Speaker 1 (51:23):
It may no, No, Jets are only three point underdogs
at the Patriots. Is No, he's not bad. It's still Zach.
I suck Wilson.

Speaker 2 (51:31):
I'll to eat your mom's dits.

Speaker 1 (51:32):
Yeah. The Dallas Cowboys have looked unbelievable the first two weeks. Now,
is this a letdown spot for them where they're gonna
take it a little easy and they're gonna coast and
they're not gonna worry about it.

Speaker 2 (51:45):
I don't know, but I don't. Their defense is really
freaking good, and I don't think the Arizona defense.

Speaker 1 (51:54):
I don't think the Arizona offense is that good. Joshua
Dobbs has looked better than I.

Speaker 2 (51:58):
Experienzona has a defensive guy that pancakes and sacks and
JJ what said he is the best replacement for him?

Speaker 1 (52:07):
Well, that's great, But man, I don't know if I
can lock it up eleven and a half though. I
just don't know if I can do it. I don't
understand it.

Speaker 2 (52:15):
I don't who's Arizona's quarterback?

Speaker 1 (52:17):
Joshua Dobbs.

Speaker 2 (52:19):
Oh, I told you I gave up on the balls.
I don't even know pass balls. Who's Peyton Manning.

Speaker 1 (52:24):
Who's that?

Speaker 2 (52:25):
I don't know who's Hurst? He's Hayden, who's Squirrel Williams?
Who's Alan buff Who's.

Speaker 1 (52:35):
I don't know who you're naming? Just naming names? God, man,
I don't know if I can. I'm locking up the
Cowboys minus eleven and a half. Take it to the bank. Wow,
take it to the bank.

Speaker 2 (52:47):
And look you're hanging out with Eddie again. What the
hell's happened?

Speaker 1 (52:51):
No, No, I don't know, but I do want to say.
The Bengals look bad. The Cincinnati Bengals look really bad.

Speaker 2 (53:00):
Yeah, but is he fine? No?

Speaker 1 (53:03):
I don't think Burrow's okay, man, I think that that
cap has given him more problems than we realized.

Speaker 2 (53:07):
Was that a shootout?

Speaker 1 (53:09):
Well, the Baltimore, No, it is Baltimore. Baldion TV was wrong.
Baltimore was dominating that whole game, Like, I don't know,
I don't know what. They scored a couple of late touchdowns.
The Bengals, I felt like they were never really in
the game. You get some good ones from tuy Higgs,
but here we go go to Seattle. You're gonna tell

(53:31):
me that Bryce Young is gonna go to New Orleans
on Monday night, then go back to Carolina, then travel
all the way across the country to Seattle, and they're
gonna play the Twelfth Man up there in Seattle. God,
I'm not I'm taking all favorites. This is not good.
I think Seattle is good. I think Seattle they lost

(53:53):
their linebacker. I believe that the one that led him
in tackles that Carolina did out for the year. I'm
taking the Seah minus six. Take it to the bank,
Take it to the bank. That's it. I gotta go
to Vegas. I gotta make money. I will see you
guys later. Ray see the Monday.

Speaker 2 (54:08):
Me and Beazer have fifty cents we would like to
give you to use on a slot of your choice.
Let me guess, Buffalo. Yes, it'll be good for not
even half a spin.

Speaker 1 (54:18):
Love it, Hand it to me, Hit it to me.

Speaker 2 (54:20):
No, you'll put it in, it'll jam the machine, and
then you're gonna have a cyber attack and you'll never
get the fifty cents back.

Speaker 1 (54:25):
I'm not even gonna put my player card anymore because
they're gonna steal all my information. No free drinks for me.

Speaker 2 (54:31):
That cyber attack didn't affect the drinks though, Okay, then
never mind, I'll do the drink. They said they gotta
do hand pays. Shit like that, got some slots down.

Speaker 1 (54:39):
It's gonna be a rough weekend in Vegas, guys. I mean,
but I get you know what I always say. A
weekend in Vegas is better than no weekend in Vegas.
Tell me if I'm right or wrong or correct or
spot on aria. Couple slots will be down. The restaurants
are fine, the sports book is fine. You get hand
pay here and there. But other than that, no lines.

Speaker 2 (54:58):
It's gonna be business as usual.

Speaker 1 (55:00):
I hope you're right.

Speaker 2 (55:00):
Ray GJ Lucky, that slot expert said it. He took
a video. He said, there's nothing wrong here. It's fine,
thank you.

Speaker 1 (55:06):
I was wondering you told me earlier. DJ Lucky, and
I was adding, like, guy, I knew who that was.
Didn't know what about Minory? Does Memory have any videos
you can tell me about?

Speaker 2 (55:13):
Dude? Memory went dark? Oh no, So I believe he
got on the zippies, the zappers, the pills. He started
doing adderall again. He went to one NFL game and
he said he lost it. He did a post where
he said, guys, I fell off the wagon again, and
I haven't heard from him for a while.

Speaker 1 (55:27):
Man, I think I should text him.

Speaker 2 (55:29):
And I think Justin said that he was hanging out
with his ex girlfriend again memories. Oh god, Well, we
haven't seen him post in days.

Speaker 1 (55:36):
No, it's not good. All right, have a good weekend, guys.
I can't believe I took three favorites. That's not good.
That's never gonna happen. But all right, we'll see you Monday.

Speaker 2 (55:49):
You'll be back just in time for the Ryder Cup England, USA.

Speaker 1 (55:52):
Oh my buddy, Garret.

Speaker 2 (55:53):
Dude.

Speaker 1 (55:53):
He sent out a text and he was like, I'm
going to Vegas to watch the Ryder Cup if anybody
he wants to come.

Speaker 2 (56:02):
During an NFL weekend.

Speaker 1 (56:04):
And I called him and I was like, dude, who
you going with? He's like, no, I didn't invite anybody.
I'm just letting everybody know what i'm doing. If anybody
wants to join me, I said, so you're just going
by yourself. He goes, if it is, so be it,
and he goes, I got a room at the Flamingo.
I'm not taking any nice clothes. I'll be eating at
the food court and i'll be in the sports book,
doing some drinking and doing a little bit of gambling.

(56:25):
The wife and kid are staying home. I'm flying in
on Saturday morning, leaving Monday afternoon to watch the Ryder Cup.
I said, well, you know it's in Paris, right, it's
like seven hours later. He goes, I don't care, so
he may be in Vegas by himself next weekend.

Speaker 2 (56:38):
I love his style. Yeah, damn, that's a man that
knows what he wants. Yeah, I'm taking no nice clothes, yeah, he.

Speaker 1 (56:46):
Goes, I'm not. I'm not going to try to go
to a nice restaurant. I'm just going to eat the
food courts and that's it.

Speaker 2 (56:51):
Well, I'm going to pass.

Speaker 1 (56:53):
I was like, well, good luck, dude. USA.

Speaker 2 (56:58):
USA actually think Europe is going to take them. They're
the underdog.