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Speaker 1 (00:07):
We losers. What up, everybody? I am lunchbox. I know
the most about sports, so I'll given the sports facts
my sports opinions because I'm pretty much a sports genius.
What's up, everybody. I'm Eddie, and I know the least
about sports. But I'm your average sports fan, your sports watcher.
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I don't know the who's who's, don't know the what's what's.
Once upon a time, I had corona. On a matter
of fact, my head kind of hurts right now, so
I may have it right now again. What if I'm
just saying I didn't appreciate the false alarm there, Eddie.
It is a pandemic sweep in the country. I am
from the North from an alpha malet live on the
West side of Nashville with Bazor. On the weekends, we
reach for one thing and one thing only, and that
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is a hard seltzer of the butt light variety. And
it's ice cold, and it's considered shotgun. Boys. We are
sitting here and we are wait. We are staring at
the phone line because we are going to have a
live report from Super Bowl fifty five down there in Tampa. Tampa.
Chump Tampa Bay coach Tampa the big game, coach, listen
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an advertising a podcast. I'm not doing a commercial, so
you're allowed to use super When I worked in the news,
we could not say the words super Bowl. They were
like anything you do, you have to say the big
game or the game everyone's talking about. Well, we have
someone on the ground in Tampa who is going to
the super Bowl, who's gonna be performing around the super Bowl,
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so we are just waiting for the Did you imagine
Brother Pitts being the reporter from Tampa. Yeah, they can't
do that. Reporters can't be like super fans like that
could have his fingers in the whiskey. Isn't that what
he does on game day? I still don't understand why
he puts fingers in the whiskey. Is there a reason? No,
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I don't understand that. But really, we are gonna have
Chris from Local Ash. I thought right would play clip?
Uh yeah, coach, you say, And here's one of their songs.
I love this life, Cory this Sorry Ray, I've never
intro a song before. How are you going to intro him?
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Can we do better with him than we did Ryan Hurt? Yeah? Absolutely,
We're gonna say one half of Low cash. This is
Chris No no, no, like do like some of like
award winning and then go down the list of his accolades.
I mean, pick it up Graham. Okay, super Bowl MVP.
Here we go, guys. In thirty minutes out, we are
going to have another guest. We are slam packed. It
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is Radio row week here on super Bowl the Big
Game day week. I told him we talked about Morgan Walling,
so we won't too so soon, too soon having this weekend, coach.
I mean, it's an important thing to talk about. At
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the same time, it's like, well, coach, here's the thing. No, no, no,
here's no Bobby Bones made his statement and he spoke
for all of us. So you can just go to
Bobby Bones dot com and that is the statement from
country music. Do it after you listen to this podcast? Yeah,
please don't, don't please don't hang up with you know
what I mean, like, keep listening and then hang up
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at the very end. So it is now, is the
phone line ringing? Is this your filibuster? To wait for
the car? I was. I thought we were going to
have them, so I was excited. I thought we're gonna
start the podcast, go right into it. But here you
go a they have a new song, It's Beers to
catch up on. Here's a little hook of it. You
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know what's cool really about these dudes is that anytime
we see them, if I'm with lunch Box and we
see him in public fromwhere these dudes get into a
heated discussion with lunch Box about something every single time. Right,
they are on passionate sports fans that love to have
conversations and discuss things, And I love that. Do you
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know do you know Chris Coach Ray? Do you know Chris? Uh?
Why don't them take him to a Ruba? What were
you gonna say? Coach? Do you know Chris took part in?
Uh that? What's it? The lou Joe Di Maggio thing
we did a couple of years ago where you try
to get every hit everybody gets hit the Street, Hit
the hit the Street the Street, Coach and talk to
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him about that. I got him playing it that he
would text me after day two is like, dude, is impossible.
This is the dumbest thing ever. I can't get any
you know what's happening? And again this summer is beat
the Street because of coronavirus, they didn't have it last summer?
Is that because there one enough games? Oh it's bad,
It's bad. Is the phone ringing? No? But oh calling
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over and over? Losers podcast? Who is this? Let's go?
What Chris? Oh, you know, just living a life of
Tampa baby, Dude. I got a question. What I look
at your Instagram the other day. What are you doing
hanging out with Vanilla Ice? Like Florida dude, that's what
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they do. Florida is is legit. Everybody wants to be
in Florida, especially right now. And uh, the thing is,
I've become friends with Gronk? What Rob? And my buddy
was like, dude, Rob really wants to see him and
he wants to go to Dinnernet this week. And I'm like, man,
Rob should be being quarantined right now. It's Super Bowl.
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I'm confused. And then when I get there, man, it's
Rob van Winkle happy. Hey hold on, real talk though?
Are these are these guys country music fans? Or how
do they know about you? Like? How does that connection happen? Rob? Robin?
I have a mutual friend? Any wait? Wait, which Rob?
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Are we talking? Now? Are we talking? Rob Gronkowski? Rob
Van Winkle Okay. So Rob van Winkle I met him
for the first time and we had been up hitting
off and he's such a good dude. And I even
got him on video. I had to send it to
you boys, but I got him on video saying dropped
the zero again with a hero because I like, literally,
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when when you started telling your story about you were
going to dinner, like you Rob wanted to go to dinner,
you were thinking, man, this dude needs to be quarantine.
I was like, how did I miss Gronk in the picture?
I was pulling up your Instagram to see, like, how
did I miss Gronk in the picture? But it was
so someone reached out to you and said, Vanilla, I
just wanted to go to dinner, and you thought you
were going to dinner with Rob Gronkowski. Now, so our
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our mutual friend I usually go out to dinner with
Rob and Rob Gronkowski. And he said, hey, Rob wants
to go to dinner, and I'm like, all right, you know,
I'm confused, I'm gonna go. And I was like, I said,
I don't really want to because there's a lot of
people from another sponsor who I'm not sponsored by. I
can't say but you know, I go there and I'm like,
I don't want to be the fifth wheel and because no,
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Rob really wants you here. So it was a joke
to get me there. And then it's Rob van Winkle,
like I usually go to dinner with Rob Roy, me,
Me and Rob and come boys and stuff. So's he's
a great dude too. But Rob van Winkle was a surprise. Man.
I mean I wanted to be Vanilla Ice growing up.
I think everybody did you do the dance? Like did
you know the dance? Obviously you're a dancer, so you do, dude.
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I wanted to do it so bad. I kept I
kept my cool though, man, I kept my cool. So
when you introduce yourself, do you'd be like, hey Robert,
do you say hey Vanilla Ice? Or do you be
like do I call you Bell? You gotta go Rob?
And I called him Vanilla Man. It's like, dude, nobody
calls me Vanilla. What are you doing? Man? He's like,
I'm Rob. I was like, I know, Vanilla, stop collaborating
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and listen, dude, we did that all night. Shout, No,
you did it. You're lying. He was doing it too.
I mean I said, where do you live. He's like, OK,
that's funny, man. Dude, dude, hey, Chris, so paint the
scene right now. You're in Tampa. What's the town like
right now? To take a paint and rush out? It is.
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It's unbelievable. First of all, you know, as we know,
with the pandemic and stuff, Florida has been pretty uh wild. Yeah,
not too worried about it. But Eddie got down there
in Florida and got coronas. I went to your state, Chris,
and got coronas and thank you man. Yeah, that's what happened.
You used to get it over with. Just come here
and get it over with. But um, you know, I
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shoot the Stanley Cup, dude, and the World Series and
now the super Bowl. I mean, I don't know if
it's ever been done. I really don't know if it's
ever been done. And to be a miss, you know,
I've been here over a year and a half now
almost a year and a half, which I think I
picked the best time to come, right before a pandemic. Um,
it's not a bad place to be stuck. I mean,
downtown is obviously they're working on it. I'm taking my
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kid actually, when I get off this to the NFL
experience UM downtown and you know they're doing it right.
The NFL has got to that. You know, we had
to get tested for UM. For me going to the
Super Bowl is I'm with pepsi, so I have to
get tested for pepsi UM and that which keep back negative,
thank God, and my kids going down. They only allow
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a certain amount of people. UM. I've been to a
couple of Tampa Baby games this year and man, I'll
be honest with you, I'm gonna miss like the fact
that the fans are. You know, it's it's so much room,
you know what I mean. You don't have anybody on you.
It's actually very pleasant to go and witness the football
game like this. You know it sucks for obviously money
wise in the NFL, missing money, but I really don't
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miss it, you know what I mean. You don't have
that annoying person eating a hot advantage, you dropped the
mustard on you, or anything like that. My man says
in here a quick question. I was curious how much
you paid for the tickets for the Super Bowl. Uh. Actually,
since I'm I'm part of the Pepsi and Mountain, do
they give us tickets every year if we do, you know,
one of their dinners or something every So he's at
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the World Series, he's a uh in Division Championships, he's
the Super Bowl, like they hooked him up. Yeah. A
lot of people get paid a lot of money. I
get a lot of perch. But you get to experience
stuff that you dreamed about as a kid because you're
a huge sports fan. Yeah. I mean that's what I
wanted to do on my life with sports, play football,
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and obviously I only stayed about five times, so that
never happened. And then, uh my baseball career obviously went
to college and then I read my name about four
times and that was it for me. So hey, pimp.
So betting wise, I mean, I know you're going Tampa Bay,
you live down there. You're wanting the three whatever it's
called the love Triangle, all three championships. But are you
bet and they can't get the triangle because the Tampa
Bay Rays did not win because because I had a
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futures bet on them and they did not come through.
I'm my bad. I forgot glass now sucked it. But anyways, dude,
so how are you betting if you are gonna be
and it Are you gonna bet the Super Bowl? I
did bet. I'm up. I'm taking the plus three um
for the buck, and I mean it's gonna be a
tough dude. I mean, my Homes is ridiculous. Guy. I
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hate betting against them. But again, you don't bet against Brady.
One thing. If you ever learned anything about you, don't
bet against Brady. Now are you betting for the bucks
because you live in Tampa your friends with Gronk or
do you actually believe they're gonna win? Are you just
doing it because your friends with Gronk and you love
so you want Tampa to celebrate. I think there's both.
But I do think there's a chance to win, only
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because I think the defense. I think we definitely have
a better defense. I think we have a better defense
than Buffalo duds against Kansas City are the linebackers are
faster than anybody they've faced this year. So the main
thing is just containing, you know, doing the QB. Contained
with Mahomes, who actually is better under pressure. So he's
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just he's there's nothing like anybody I've ever seen. I mean,
he really is that. But then you have Brady putting
together these young, fast receivers. They're gonna be unstoppable. It's
going to be an offensive game, period. How much are
you betting on the Super Bowl? Be real? I got
five hundred on that. I got five hundred on the
over and I got two touchdown passes by the Homes
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touchdown passes by Brady. Are you doing anything like the
the color of the gatorade or anything? Or national anthem? Hey,
that's funny. The national anthem, Like you have a little
insight on that, Like, do you think when they do
see the over under on it and you're performing the
national anthem, do you sometimes stretch it out just to
like kind of screw with people? Or they literally when
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we did national anthem for the World Series, they told
us you had to be under ninety eight second Wow,
NBA and they literally there they get find fifty dollars
because of those commercials they have to run right after
that nationally. But that's only World I don't think you
can bet on World Series or NBA National anthem. The
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Super Bowls totally different. So when you go to the
Super Bowl, do you sit in normal people's seats? Are
you up in a sweet and it's the big game? Coach?
Remember say that I did in the own the club
level with the PEPSI guys, I don't go in this week.
I mean, that's all the big I mean, I'll probably
stop by and say hi and stuff, but you know,
sitting in the seats, I'm actually taking a little boy in,
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my ten year old so he was so freaking pumped.
I mean he is. I mean, he's grown everything, send
stuff to videos for his classmates, so he just he'sn't
he'sn't having that. You know, Rob was a friend and stuff,
so he's all about Tampa, you know. But we are
Ravens fans too, so don't forget that. Yeah, I was
gonna ask that because it's gonna be weird. You're from Maryland, right,
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so like going down to Florida and I saw you
hashtag me like go go Bucks and all that. Is
it tough for you to kind of just like it's
a new home team, so I'm gonna route for them now,
but my roots are in Maryland. Yeah, I mean that's
I think it's the normal thing to do. I mean, obviously,
if the Ravens would have one, it's maybe in a
very tough situation towards me. I mean, it would have
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been a dream super Bowl. But you know, it's one
of those things where like I think my family has
just owned me already, but whatever, do they just only
several times already? Okay, don't have back. Have you ever
met Brady? No? I have not. Man, I'm actually talking
to the guy that runs TV twelve right now. Oh yeah,
and and he seems like a really nice guy. I
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don't want to, you know, be like dude, I can't
wait me Brady, but I do. I can't wait to
be Brady. Hey. Uh, not like to jinx anything. But
has there been talking about parties after the game? I like,
you don't have to say a gronk party, but as
there you got any invites on that because I know
those usually are real sick And is there a gronk party? Well,
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the word party is not supposed to be said gathering.
Small we get together. Yeah, a gathering COVID restriction gathering
is definitely happening. And there's a couple of parties. Um,
I know you mean gathering, you mean gathering. There's a
couple of gatherings outdoors. Yeah, they're all outdoors, that's for sure.
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It's all outdoors. But um, because the NFL. Everything is
outdoors this year for for all the stuff, even the experience.
There's no indoor or anything. Um does say, do you
guys know who Chief Foo is tofu the stuff at
the vegetarian restaurant? Yeah, Teafood, Eddie's uncle Teafood. Oh, Eddie's
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Eddie isn't gonn name tufa who is that? He's a gamer,
He's like one of the biggest gamers in the world. Um,
he's having a big after party and there's a lot
of people like uh Logan, Paul and all those guys
are all going to be there. I mean, that's obviously
not my thing. I like Tefoo, he's nice. But there's
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a big party there. There's a big party. There's a
Bucks party, but I can't say who. Yeah, understand, understand
Brady's manching because Antonio Brown and but you live there,
so they're gonna throw the party already has the apps
out everything like that. You said your kids going to
a fan experience, right, so they're still having that, right. Yeah,
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it's only a certain amount of kids. You gotta sign up,
So I had to register because they're only that terminate
at a certain times. So it's like for three to
six and then six to eight, and they only let
a certain amount of people in at a time. And
that's the thing. That's how you can get away with
not I don't want to use the word party, but
that's how you can get away with events. You just
have it staggered. So five people come at six, then
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ten people are allowed at seven, and you can actually
make it happen. So that's cool that people are they're
still trying to at least make it somewhat fun and
super Bowl WEEKI yeah. I mean it's if you go
to Disney World. I mean they do the same thing,
you know what I mean, the only let a certain
amount of people in. The check your temperature, and you
go in your social distance, you keep your mask on.
It's it's not that bad. I mean, it really isn't
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that bad. I mean, especially being the wintertime in Florida.
The mask actually doesn't bother you, not in the summertime.
Yet it sucks, but perfect before you call down, we
were talking about how every time you see lunch box,
you in Preston gett into this heated discuss and about
something with sports and correct me if I'm wrong, But
I feel like you have said somewhere in our conversations
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that you're a Joe Montana fans that right, of course
everyone is a Joe Montana fan. We actually got the
meat show wait wait wait wait show at the front
row of our show. So we do um yeah, okay, yeah.
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So they do a big July fourth party and we
usually do it. And uh, he has a lot of
the x um NFL players, Jerry Rice and Montana and
literally we opened up for Huey Lewis. I don't drop
the names lesson right right now, but you know it's
like front row, here's Joe Montana and his sons like
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over cowering overbuddy in the front row, and person I
are like, holy ship, that's Joe Montana William because he's
really tall. I don't know how tall he is. I
thought sick or maybe, but he's a lot harder than
the average humans. So when you're at a concert and
he's front row, he sticks out like a sore even
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see like I gotta quit. You go out and you
start seeing you looks just stopping its on. Go holy
sh it, you're Joe Montana. You mean the head's up
on that dude, Like, do you point out him and
be like, dude, I'm a huge fan. Yes, yes you do.
And we're like, well, I mean literally we said that
basically from the stage. It's only they only have liked
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people out their private, you know party. I mean, it
was really cool to him. And then I sat down
literally that down that night with sat down and talk
to Jerry Rice about his career and stuff. It was awesome.
I mean, those guys are I mean, okay, when you
say you talked to Jerry Rice about his career, one
is one thing you learned about Jerry Brice and you
were just like, holy crap, good question. I mean one
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his hands of the size of the table. That was ridiculous,
and too, I said, man, you know, he talked about
college and the difference of college and football. We were
talking about people going out of college and he goes
ninety five depend out of college and not going to
be stars in football in NFL because everyone is the
all star of college in the NFL. We talked about that,
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and then we talked about his boy was going to
getting ready to go to u n LV and how
how his kids. You know, I kind of want to
do football and one doesn't, one does, and probably not
that good. I think if one son wasn't as good
as him, well, I mean, and see, that's the problem
with being the son of one of the greatest of
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all times, because I would say Jerry Rice is probably
the greatest wide receiver to ever play football. You won't
even come close to that. And it's like their kids
have the pressure to be that is so unbelievable. Sort
of like Michael Jordan's kids. They could have been really good,
but they were never gonna be Michael. One kid played
college ball, coach, bite your tongue. It's sort of like
Scotti Bippon Jr. Scotti Bippon Jr. Right now is playing
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really good enough? Fifty Actually I'm saying he's really good,
but still his father is one of the best fifty
players in the history of the NBA. That is so
much pressure to date him. Then, yeah, I mean, you guys,
remember Walter Payton. Payton's don Walter Payton's done had the
same problem and I remember Walton. Yeah, Chris, what you're
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talking about? Do we remember Walter Payton? Can you imagine?
We're like, no, man, we don't know what he did.
So yeah, So my question is you're a big Ravens fan, right,
what do you think about Lamar Jackson? I mean, I
love the guy. I think he's a positive influence for
the team. I think he can be a good leader.
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I think he's got to grow up a little bit
with the passing game. But at the same time, man,
how can you have a packing game when you have
one receiver Mark Andrews and you know you're gonna stood
Hollywood great, but they're gonna double king him and he's
not your he's not aggressive enough. You don't have an
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aggressive receiver. I mean, you gotta look at Hollywood is great.
I'm not saying get rid of him. He's fantastic. He's fast,
he's speed, he's downfield, but you don't have the aggressive
person underneath. We don't have that plot back. We don't
have that that Edem you know what I mean. We
don't have that guy. We don't have Cheeta the Miller
like the Tampa does. But you don't and you don't
have you don't have the DeAndre Hopkins. Do you need
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someone that can go up and get the football. I
think Hollywood Brown can be a good number two with
his speed, but he's just a tiny little guy. Chris
you like Miller, Like, did you think Miller had a
good season or I mean it's not over, but well,
he had a good Scotty Miller, he had a good
season before Antonio Brown. He was their leading receiver almost. Yeah,
Scotty Miller is one of the fastest guys in the NFL.
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He's actually ty Lamar in the forty did you see
that he said he came out and said that he
could beat him. He said he could beat Tyreek Hill
in the raith you're not the guest on the show, coach.
I know, I don't know if he could beat Tyreek.
Tyree actually beat him by point four or five seconds
in the forties. Tyreek is like Bo Jackson from Techmobile.
He can't stop. I think they call him Cheetah. Yeah,
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he's ridiculous, but I'm gonna say that Scotty is. I mean,
he's going to burn a lot of people. He's our
deep threat for Tampa. There's no doubt he's dangerous. He's
that guy. And I don't know if Antonio is playing
or not this this week. They still haven't said, oh
he'll play. He's got to write. Hey, Chris, what did
you think about just Brady coming in. Did you say,
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because we always talked about it every week, how it
seemed like Brady like like all the receivers, Evans, Scotty Miller,
everyone was scared of Brady. Like I felt like Mike
Evans was scared of him, and I mean he couldn't
catch a ball to save his life first few games. Like,
it was really like a lot of pressure. Did you
see that too. Did you feel like Brady came in
and just started like, all right, this is what you're
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gonna do. I'm your I'm your daddy, and like scared
the crap out of everyone and spanked him. I think
he kind of came in with the mentality of like
I mean, I think Adrian's kind of brought him into
do his thing like that, you know, to kind of
I mean he said that he goes, I let Brady coach.
I mean, he's he'd be an incredible coach first of all.
But I do think that, you know, when he came down,
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I think Evans was more nervous. I don't think he
was like, oh my god, this is horrible. I think
he was just nervous because you have a you have
a goat, you have to go to football coming in
to teach you and and everybody in the locker room.
Like some of my friends in the locker room. I
talked to the badly Sin and he's a punter, and uh,
he's sitting there telling me and he goes, how much
Evans is in the locker room as a leader of
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a great person. So him and Brady get along very
very well. And Eddie, oh, sorry to interrupt, you continue,
he's the guest on the show. They just get along
very well. And he goes. You could see it, you know,
the they admire Brady. They look up the Brady. But
at the same time, Brady not being the king. He's
just coming in and you know, trying to get the
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guy to give an know, the guys get that reps
and they get the reps in. And that's what they
did after the first to um games, which you're right,
you could tell that the timing was way off and
then they would just go through and now the time
is perfect. Eddie, not to interject, I'm sorry, but your
stats were incorrect. You said Evans couldn't catch a ball
the first two games to save his life. He had
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one catch the first week. The next week he had
seven Actually that's why we pay him, Chris, he does
all the stats. Good job did you get that from? Now?
I got a question for you. So, do you get
to go down on the field before and stand on
the sideline down like the regular season when you went
you said you went to a couple of games. Do
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you stand on the sideline during the regular season or
is that still because of COVID you're up in the
stands coach? He runs around last year. Last year I
was on the field for a Baltimore a couple of times.
But this year COVID would not let any of that happen.
I couldn't even see the guy during you know, like
I couldn't go talk to him. I had to be
up in this week. Now, were you text Gronk the
night before the game and say good luck? Man? I
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texted him yesterday saying it and he's like, I'll see
you guys there, which obviously he won't because be up
in the field. So wait, So if Gronk scores a
touchdown and he points up, we know he's holding to you.
It's not God, it's Chris Hover and sweet definitely not
got her dad or brothers. Who's uh? I don't know
if it's it's gronk dating. And you ever seen any
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chicks around grounk? No? Never. I mean he's got a girlfriend.
Have you seen her in person? I have not? Yeah,
I mean I don't know. I haven't met her. I
mean we don't. We don't talk much about chick's usually
literally he's he's football everything. We're talking about football. Chris,
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you're a you're a musician, but like do you geek
out when you meet a famous musician or like a
famous athlete athlete period? And who's the coolest Jerry Rocks,
Joe Montan No, no, no no, I bet there's I mean,
they were they were cool ones. Um, you gotta you
know it's Antonio Brown. Dude. We met him at the
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Super Bowl last year and he he took me and
pressing around, called him call us the urban Cowboys, and
he didn't care about her name or were like local. Yeah,
cool high casting and you guys like literally and introduced
us to like six or seven NFL players and they're like, hey,
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we're all going on a yacht this week for two
weeks straight, bringing our girls. You and Preston should come,
And I'm like, what, where are we going. He's like,
I don't know, We're just taking a yacht out and
I was like, oh, how how much is it? He's like, no, man,
you come with us. And I'm like, figuring, we have
two more weeks of shows and I'm like, there's no
way we could get out of these shows. There's anyway,
and like your wives would let you guys go with
Antonio on the yacht get out of here. Oh mom.
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He was super nice to us. Man. I actually still
checked him and and he's he's always I know he
went through that crazy thing he did, and but I
can't say any bad on. He was so nice to me,
and that wasn't as an awkward meeting. I thought, you know,
him calling us urban cowboys. We went along with it.
And so does he know your name now or does
he still think you're urban con You don't even know
their names now? Chris and Preston. Okay, that was two
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years ago when Eddie put me on the spot and
he was like, what are their names? And I called
you something in Tucker. I don't even know we actually
changing our name this year. Yeah, something in Tucker. Hey, Chris,
And for sure right now he thinks you're President. In
his mind, he's thinking definitely not because did you know,
I mean, Chris, did you not see the logo? We
updated our logo for you coming on? We added you
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to the sword Loser's logo. I think it looks really good. Man.
We're like, oh, should we leave it like that forever?
Then you should not as well? Man, check in because
out all you gotta do is like text me or
call me, or we'll FaceTime with Vanilla Ice or somebody.
Oh my god, that would be incredible. But do we
really do appreciate you coming on? So tell us what
you I mean? I see you're gonna be playing with
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you say you're playing for Pepsi? What does that mean?
You're playing for Pepsi tonight? I think tomorrow they're doing
someone with the lightning to write Drinking Pepsi. Mr Vinnick
and Pps. He partnered up to take care of the
healthcare workers because you know, seven thousand health care workers
are going into the you know, the NFL put seven
thousand health care workers in. You know, they all had
their shots. When everything's gone, you know, they have the
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little card to get in. But we're also performing for them.
Tomorrow night is a little pre party acoustic nothing big, um,
obviously socially distanced and um, it's pretty cool that the
Lightning paid for that. And there that's a great sports team,
great organizations. They take care of Tampa's Tampa is huge
Lightning fans and to be a part of that and
PEPSI is doing that thing stronger together, bringing community and
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law enforcement and athletes together. So it's pretty cool. Are
you guys rusty dude, Like, have you played at all? Yeah,
We've been doing a couple of acoustic rows here and there. Um,
but even when we do those, definitely a little Rusty
Preston more specifically forgets a lot of words. It's another
like called him out or anything. But did you have
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He will totally tell you that he will. So he's like,
give me a looking at me. But like, bro, tomorrow night,
will the Stanley Cup be there? Yeah? I would love
to put my nuts that. Yeah, like that would that
excite you to? Just like are you kidding me? Have you?
I don't know? It's a piece of metal, coach, you
would rather see a naked chick or a Stanley Cup?
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Stanley Cup chicks all the time. I'm going with the
chick coach. All you do is type in Google and
you can see naked chickens. You've never seen the Stanley
Cup up close? Like you can google Stanley Cup to
you and you've never seen him up close? Well you can.
He's talking about whatever whatever I mean? Am I? Am
I crazy for this? Like I would rather see the
Stanley Cup. I've seen putting of naked chicks in my life.
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He speaking of Stanley Cup. I gotta tell you the
smartsor I went to one of the games with Vatty,
the goalie for Lightning, and he's rushing and we go
to the game and he doesn't know really much about football.
He did a good dude. We're sitting there and he
goes a ball American football all I kept staying over
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again and I'm trying to explain to him what's going
on and touchdown with a goal and he's like, oh,
that was a lot of fun. Would you tell him?
I must break you? And like, you know, if he dies,
he dies, I go, I go, all right, So so
you've been around the world too. It was like, you know,
we're the prettiest women that you ever thought. He goes
Mother Russia. How do you know? He goes get in
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the book. I'm like, what's in the books. He goes,
Mother Russia has the prettiest women of all time, no way,
And I was, Okay, I've never been to Mother Russia,
so I don't know Russian woman bundled up in stocking.
Heead tomorrow night, you're gonna play this song. Beers to
catch up on. You're gonna play this tomorrow night. Heck yeah, man,
we all got beers to catch up on, dude, especially
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right now. Dude, it's a jam. We love it. Chris
tell us a little bit about this one. This one, Uh,
this one was written along like four years ago by
Rhett Aikins and he send it to it and I
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feel like Rhet just speaks low cash language and in
a good way, in a positive way, because all our
songs are very positive up origined and he, uh send it.
We were gonna record it on the last album for
the other label, and they didn't want it on there,
so we took it and we said, hey, we're gonna
bring it to b MG, and we recorded ourselves and
send it a little bit of BMG and they signed
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us with this song, and they said, if you guys
want to put something out like this, We definitely want
to sign you. And here it is. Hit it right
there to go hit it again? Wrap, He said, there
it is if you would have done this on the
Bobby Bones showed try to get Chris said again, So
we did it and we recorded it, and this is
the one that got us a brand new deal. The
label said, hey, if you're gonna put something out like this,
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we want to sign you. So here it is to
catch up on. But hey, Chris, we love you dude. Thanks,
thank you so much. Enjoy the super Bowl. I hope
your kid has a blast, Enjoy the gatherings afterwards, and
good luck tomorrow. And I are playing for all these
healthcare health care. You got it. You would do that
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crap on the Bibylone show. You didn't pronounce any of
those words, right, That's that's all right, okay, I know man.
You ever want me on this, man, I'm in. I
love it all right. Man a boys, I'll send you
some pictures. We'll tell you. That wasn't dude, that was fun.
That's Joe Montana story. Jerry Rice pretty badass. Yeah, dude,
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he was put some cash on the game. I love
on the over five. I like when people are honest, like, well,
how much do they put on the game? I wonder
how much these dudes put on it. You just learned
the ok I think it was over two k. It
was around two K, was around two k. Oh and
we're not talking the video. Mean, coach, I was getting
crazy because I got going in this one for me
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got forty on the super Bowl. Well I can win forty.
He has two K invested. He has your k invested,
like you have thirty invested left of my which I'll
probably what did you bet on the super Like you
bet three dollars? Okay, see, so you have three dollars invested.
He has two k. You have three dollars? A little different?
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Incredible bringing on this next dude's all the freaking song
clips like songs. He's an artist, right, coach? Okay, are
you calling him? No? Coach? We have a phone screener,
of course I am. Well, notice how Chris from low
cash called us. You should give him the number. Coach.
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What's his name? John? No, John Rich, that's his name?
Coach shut off one. But I mean that was cool
to hear him talk about the super Bowl. Now he's
going to the Super Bowl he's become friends with GROWK
calls him Rob. Who the hell calls him Rob? Nobody? No,
I really think it's it's like we've been wanting to
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get him on for a while just because this dude
loves sports, and like you can tell, it's crazy that
he'd rather meet a famous athlete than a musician, and
the dudes a musician for life, and I think athletes
would rather meet a musician. A good point because I
met a lot of like athletes that would come to
our shows and just be like, oh yeah, man, like
I love music as I love him, Like, dude, I
want to go to your dugout, like I want to
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hang out in your locker room. I don't know to
hang out in the locker room, dude. When I went
to the Mets training camp and I got to go
in the locker room and I see, um, what's I
don't know who was playing for the Mets then, so
you'll have to tell me it was the picture it's
a cynder guard was there, and I said, I saw him.
I saw when Harvey was there. Who's the other guy
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that um gram gram was there? Dude? Funny. I remember
him specifically because he was just kind of sitting in
front of his locker facing the middle of the room,
and we were walking in. He just eyeballed us, like,
who the effort these dudes in our locker room right now?
And he just had a ball in the in his
right hand, just kind of rolling it and just staring
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at us. And I remember thinking like, oh man, he
had his long hair and everyone. No, I did not
feel welcome there. And not that he was being mean
or anything. He just had that look on his face. Yeah,
and I want to go to a live tweet real quick.
Daniel Murphy, Oh okay, cool, Yeah, he was there. Anybody
else you remember, Yeah, who was the big shot back then? Um,
I don't know what year you went, so I don't
know what you mean by their big shot. Um he
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signed them to the ball from my son Todd Ziel
No way after Todd's didn't play anymore, um, David David
wrightes Yeah, and just other baseball news Dustin Pejoia retired.
That that made me a little sad because white coach
everything was come to an end. I understand, but I
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liked him as a player. He was getting too old. Cook.
He was a little guy that got a lot out
of his his body and for a while, coach, they
were like, how long is this gonna stay in the league?
And he played so hard every I felt like he
played hard. He played like I like, he reminded me
of Genobe Hard every day. Just a guy that wordynes
and did a great job. Your guy. I'm back working
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on him. I got him right here. Um Dalton, Hey man,
what's going on? What up? Dude? Okay? Uh sore Losers Nation.
This is Dalton Rich Dalton, are you in Texas? I'm
in Texas. I'm in I'm not saying Houston currently, but
I'm living in Austin. Okay, You're from Australia, coach. I
don't need your exact geolocation. I was just curious in Texas.
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Here is a hook of his song, This is Hick
Proud and then we're gonna talk about the super Bowl.
Here we are. This is a proud right here, y'all.
Cloud loud, dry, south loud, dirty south loud. Dude that
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hits dog named was. That was one of those you know,
because you know, when when COVID hit, kind of everybody
couldn't go in the studio. You know, everything was kind
of out so like um, I kind of as some
guys kind of at a at a home studio and
they're like, hey, man, you know, we got this beat.
Can you write to it? And I said, I said,
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I'll give a shot, you know, And they sent me
that and we came out with that, and I was like, well,
I kind of came out a lot better than I expected.
So I appreciate that. Man, Dude, it's not yeah, it
sounds like you got some what is that, Eddie? Like
some dub steps, some trap beats. So wait, Dalton, are
you going to the super Bowl? Matt, No, I'm not. Unfortunately,
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I wish I was coach. Ticket coach. You gotta say
you're going to the super Bowl. It's radio row week.
We're trying to actually we book guests that are going
to the super Bowl and stuff like that. We know what,
forget what I just said. I'm dude, So do you Hey,
do you work with bill Leave Billy Man? I just, uh, yeah,
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I know, I just went I'm into Austin. I got
with you, worked with Billie Eilish, saw Billy my beast
man at the wedding, some guy that works in his office. Yeah,
and then yeah, and so that he Dalton's in the
music biz and so uh and Dalton, did you play
college sports? Dog? I didn't? Man, I played baseball all
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four years ago? Where did I went? All up? So?
I started at uh Antelina Junior College and Lufkin and
then I went to Texas A and m Corpus Christie
and they have transferred to Charlton, finished at Charlton State
and Stephenville. Like, hey, so we're bringing on people. It
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is super Bowl week? Who excuse me? Big Game week?
Who are you picking? Who are you picking to win
the super Bowl? And also are you betting? So I don't.
I had a guy text me today to have some squares,
and I think I'm gonna, you know, put some money
in some squares. But I know that's not really big betting.
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I guess how much? How much for square? I think
he's doing? Like can you gotta you gotta go? And
I said, I said I'd go. How much? How many
squares do you have? You know? So uh? But and
I might be mistaken, you know, I haven't gotten he
hadn't wit and they talked a bunch about it. Yet
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it might be more, you know, so he might commit
me like sare I'm like, okay, hold on real fast, alight. Hey,
So we're bringing on people just to give some insight
to our listeners. And you're still working your way up.
You're gonna be a celebrit helmet. Maybe someday you're on
the big show, the Bobby Bones Show. But like, we
want to know who you think is gonna win it,
if you have any insight whatever. Yeah. So, And I've
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been kind of back and forth this whole year, honestly,
you know, but because it's been like this, I just
got this Michael Jordan's sweat. It's lebron thing going on,
and I'm gonna go with I'm going with the Chiefs
this this year, you know. And uh, because said, you know,
if I don't know, you know, my homes just from Texas,
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and you don't say, now he's some he's some Ace Texas,
you know. And that's kind of where I was. That's
where I was kind of born, born and raid. Where
were you born and raised? You know where? Uh? Yeah,
I know where Beaumont is. That's where I was. That's
where I grew up around that, around the als Kirch
of that area. Who else over the Mark Chestnut mar
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chess up there to Tracy byrd Uh. I've had my
you know, I've ran in and ran into them a
couple of times throughout there when I went back. But
but I I gotta sound. I'm going with like the Chiefs,
you know. And just I just don't think I don't
think anybody. I don't think any defense right now has
an answers for him, and I just in my opinion,
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I guess alright, And here's a Super Bowl winning song
right here. Yeah, hey, Dalton Jude, thanks for coming on.
I appreciate it also much. Hopefully we can do it again. Man,
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all right, pim Hey does he? Does he have a Twitter? Instagram?
Some the Twitter to pimp? Yeah, what's your give us
your Instagram? People like to do that. Coach Instagram is
Dalton d Rich d A L T O N D
R I c H. All right, guys, the song is thirty.
Is that that that city hit? Crod dag dag dag dirty,
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dag dag jag dirty. Alright, pimp later dude, light good man,
loud dirty sound. I'm not gonna lie to you. It's
a jam that kind of hits blo, not bad. This
guy shares a cubicle with Billy coach. I don't know
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his exact at work right now, Like he sounded like
he was in the conference room at work. Real talk, coach,
real talk, because transparency is what we do here. So
what's how did that go down? Like do you own
some money or what did you bet? Billy? Is he
the book? Did you bet money? And know him? Like
what's happening? Billy goes, you should have my boy Dalton
Rich on the show, And I said, okay, I'll give
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him a look. He's still making his way up. He's
got a couple of hundred followers. And then his song
was catchy, and I said, all right, we'll have him
on the show. So who's on tomorrow? Your dad's boy? Um?
And then also you know how, I had his song
pulled up and I played it on YouTube. The song
ended and it auto plays the next song. It almost played,
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uh bullet a band aid for a bullet all by Yeah, Yeah,
I pulled it down real quickly. You can't make this
stuff up dirty dirty, But you really don't know what
his voice sounds like doing so much. There's a lot
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going on that Yeah, there's a lot going on, but
it's cool. It sounds good. It was interesting because we
don't know if I like that one or low cash better. Yeah,
the interviewers were pretty much the same. I mean we
got a lot of information. That guy. When you cut
him off, I was gonna ask him who his favorite
celebrity he's met. I didn't cut him off right, cut
him off, guys, I gave him a five minute slot.
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It's this is the little show. I mean, no, that's good. Coach.
I enjoyed talking to him. Was a good, good dude.
A lot of insight on his chiefs pick. He just said,
a winner. So what's your insight? I we went from
we went from gambling two k to gambling a ten
dollar square maybe and maybe maybe he doesn't know yet, right?
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So was that the Was that the deal? Like, hey, Billy,
if you're my best man at my wedding, I'll get
your boy on kind of deal with came completely honest
with us. I'll show you the receipt Something went down,
you owed somebody something, and this was the payoff. Coach.
We're happy to pay dead off for you. Coach. Why
would I delete that? So comedia just happened, Coach, I
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got receipts Dalton, Meet my boy, Ray Dalton, Hey, Ray,
how's it going? Man? Me my man? What's up? I'll
text you so we're not annoying Billy Dalton. Ha ha
sounds like a plan, Billy boomski. Okay, so where did
the I want my podcast? What was the receipts? Where?
What was I want to hear the conversation of Like, Hey,
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I want to know how you and Billy got to
the point where you joined up on a three way?
You three something? Mind? Do we need to make a
graphic with the Dalton in in the st I think
Dalton made one. He did, he tweeted one out and
then I sent to Dalton. I went off text from
Billy and I go, hey, we do this dumb sports podcast?
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Whoa whoa? You said dumb sports? Me to read exactly
what I wrote or what I would love for you
to come on. I'd love to shout out your music.
And he goes, shoot, man, I love to come on
and hang out. I freaking love that kind of stuff.
Actually sound just like I don't know how it originated. Okay,
let me a load. Uh so who's next week? Oh?
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Next week is Taylor the one? Yeah? Next week? I
cannot wait. Hey, do you guys prep for this stuff?
Like did you think like what am I gonna ask Chris?
What am I gonna ask Dalton? Like are you thinking
now that already? Have a lot of questions for Taylor?
The one Hey, I want to know man is Derrick
Henry but big as we think? Have you seen it naked?
We talked to Overton about that and Overton he says
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it's a sight to see. Well, no, he immediately said
they don't shower together because he because he's in a
different locker room. Oh yeah, because he was late start.
He was not on the team originally, he came late
in the season, so he was in the annex like
he was in the portable outside, you know, like in
middle school and you had to go to the portables outside,
Like okay, not a bad question, though, has he ever
touched uh Henry's but accidentally? No? On purpose? I don't
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think that's a good question. Maybe I don't think that's
a good question. Why don't you ask your questions? I'll
last mine. You ask your question, I'll ask mine, okay,
and I'll do it in your voice. Hello Wan, Taylor,
Wan uh and Friday. I mean I guess we'll have
brother in to talk super Bowl. Do we have to, guys?
I tried to. I was trying to have a conversation
with no. I heard you guys at nine am. I
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tried to have a conversation. I do a big show,
and all I hear is arguing outside in the other room,
and he just he gets so angry because he's like,
how I don't understand how people cannot pick the Chiefs
to win. Okay, but what I heard is fan I
hate when we talk about him, and he's just we'll
go get him, but he's done. No, we'll do it tomorrow,
I mean Friday. That's what I'm saying. No, I'm just
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saying he got so mad at me because I called
him a super fan, because you're saying that his opinion. No, No,
not true, because he's only a super fan. That's what
he's saying. No, I said, he was explained he was
upset because people are picking against the Chiefs. He was like,
I do not understand how someone can pick against he
What did you tell me earlier? I'm gonna think that
made perfect sense, and I'm gonna tell you what I said.
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I said, Pitts the only reason you don't think anybody
can beat the Chiefs is because you're a super fan,
so you have your Chiefs classes on. Oh no, that's
not it, Eddie. What do you What did I tell
you were taught? You were saying, like, please Chiefs win. Okay,
that wasn't for your ears. I said, this is behind
closed doors, But I said, I want the Chiefs to
win to prove to me that I'm not crazy, because
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I think it's obvious the Chiefs win. And I also said,
it'll just shut up. Yes, bradies to go, but just
shut up in my eyes. In my eyes, the Chiefs
and Patty Mahomes are far better and people just keep
using the same narrative of it's Tom Brady though. And
I just want the Chiefs to prove me that I'm
not crisy. It's a fact. The Chiefs are a way
better fan. If the Tampa Bay Buccaneers win, and it's
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just gonna be one of those things like man like,
that's crazy, magical, magical. I mean, they pulled it off.
Good for them. They are not a better football team.
But you got to think of Vegas. Is Vegas is
all in on this fairy tale ending because Vegas has
the line at three and half. Why coach exactly what
Chris said. Never bet against Brady. That's the only reason
that lines there, because that mentality is true in Vegas
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and everywhere. Ask everyone. I want to pick the chiefs man,
but Brady screwed me. Dude, you go against it. You
go to the gas station. Hey, man, who do you got?
Never go against Brady? You know what they say, Hey,
I'll take a coconut jug a milk? Boo? Do I got?
You know who I got? Never bet against Brady is
what I got. I mean, I remember back in I
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thought he was done. I thought it was done. I
bet against Brady. Damn Brady cost me in my house?
Is that? Nico? Nico? Nico's are you watching Super Bowl? Nico? Yeah, Nico,
chash and I'll be on the couch. You know, I
know party this year? You should not go have a
big blowout for the Super Well not this year. I'll
be sitting on the couch with my puppies. And next
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year take a fly on the rams. Who are you
picking for the Super Bowl? Nico? Nico Jackson likes the
Tampa Bay Buccaneers are sleeping on the Buccaneers. That defense,
That defense is really good, and I think they figured
some things out when they played the Chiefs earlier in
the year. The first half not so good, they got
a good quarterback. By second half they really uh put
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the clamps down on that Kansas City offense. I think
we're gonna see more of the same in the Super Bowl.
I mean Winfield Jr. I mean, he's just a beast
back there there. He is Nico Jackson. And people said
Gronk had bolts coming out of his legs during the
Miami Miracle. No roadbo cop and Gronk is like kind
of like Forrest Gump. Run Forrest. These these legs braces
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start popping on run and he went running and he
kept running. So you guys say it's faring away that
the Chiefs are just so much better, right, Yeah, No,
I didn't say so much. They are better football teams.
So if it's if it's a two point game the
whole game, does that mean there's just so much better?
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And like, why are we forgetting that? All year we
were like, oh my gosh, the NFC sucks. Anyone that
goes representing the NFC is just like like, why are
we forgetting that, did we forget what we watched the
whole season? The NFCC was stupid the whole season. We
kept saying, we don't know who's good in the NFC, right,
and who is better in the NFC, But are they
really good enough to beat the Chiefs? Come? Nick, you're
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you're blinded. You're blinded by the blood. America is blinded
by Sports Center. You guys like fairytale endings man your parents? Right?
What are you talking about? Sports Center is all Chiefs are.
The Chiefs are all their highlights are all over Sports
Center and so highlights. When they win, they fight in claude.
There ain't no blong passes. There ain't no beautiful winds
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when the Bucks win. Do you understand the Chiefs average
mark margin of victory this year was the gonna have points? Yeah,
they want. But you're acting like but Ray's acting like
they had more more challenges than the Bucks did. Coach,
the AFC was stacked, stacked, way more stack than NFC was.
I don't know about the Ravens, the Titans, the but
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the Bills. I mean they had named the NFC teams
that were great Saints packers. That's it. That's it stopped there.
You've got no one else, that's it. No, no no, no,
we're not including the Bucks because they're telling you you're
blinded right now. A right, maybe I'm blinded by the light,
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but hey, maybe I'm blinded by all those rings on
Tom Brady's hand. Sure, why wouldn't you be that the
biggest And I want everybody to enjoy the super Bowl,
but I don't want Lunchbox to be blinded by pittss fandom.
The fact that you're rooting against the Chiefs just because
Pitts is such a big truth. I really hope that's
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not the case, because here's here's part of it. Here,
here's a part of it. You love seeing him lose. No, No,
that's that's where you're wrong. I was talking to Forest
the other night. Forrest, my buddy, Forest, buddy Scott a
box that chocolate. Our buddy, Scott's a huge Bills fan.
Who's Scott? I know? One of Scott Scott Garrett Forrest?
And as I told Forest, I said, are you cheering
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for the bull Bills to beat? No coach? Real? Who
the crap is Scott? He's a guy went to high
school with me and we've never been mentioned. Never give
us a little reference. And who you're talking to. Scott
is a guy we went to middle school in high
school with, and then Forrest and Scott went to Texas
Tech together, and then now Scott is the commissioner of
One is the Oh well we got a budget commissioners.
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Scott is a die hard Bills fan. And I was
talking to Forest. I said, man, are you cheering for
the Bills to beat the Chiefs? I said, do you
want Scott to be happy? And he goes, you know
what I really do, because that that his whole family.
I've met them. They are die hard Bills fans. And
he said, what about you? And I said, I am
absolutely cheering for the Bills to win, because as you
get older, you if your team is not in it,
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you want to see your friends happy. You want to
see them experience the joy of their team winning a championship,
So you cheer if their team is in the championship,
you want them to win. With that said, I want
Pits to be humbled a little bit, so yes, I want.
Maybe that's blinding me for wanting the Bucks. That crazy
crazy talk. You have to support your friend, You just
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I just said that. But the way he's so arrogant
about it, he's not. No. I tried to tell him.
He was like, this is the football has never seen
a team like the Chiefs before. And I said, Pitts,
there's a team called the Greatest Show on turf, the Rams.
Everybody was, Oh my gosh, they throw it all over
the yard. They're crazy. He goes, they weren't even electric.
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They don't have an electric offense. Steelers Cowboys are. But
I suppot to say he said that football had never
seen it, and he said they weren't even electric. Their
offense wasn't electric. And that's what basically he's biased about.
That's what I was trying to say. He's so cocky,
and he's just like and he's like and I was like,
whose receivers are better? Would you take the Buccaneers receivers?
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And they were the Chiefs. Oh, the Chiefs receivers are
so much How can you say that, Jackson? Here, you've
seen the sixty three Eagle. I just gonna argue like
this the whole episode. I want them to be humbled.
So yes, maybe that's a little bit of my blinders.
They're really good. Patrick Mahomes is really freaking good. But
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it does get on my nerves a little bit. How unrealistic?
All right, we're done? Yeah, minute marks. Do we want
to tell people we're working on? No? You don't want
to talk about that, do you? I mean, I'll tell
about later. I mean, I don't even know if anybody
away interested what we're working on. We're working on something
really cool. But we think it's cool. They may not
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think it's Let you just put it this way. We
have been in now to zoom meetings that have lasted
over an hour about this thing that's gonna happen in
the next month. They told us a couple of weeks.
I said a date of March first. They said even sooner.
Mother Mustard, Mother, and I just I hope people are excited.
I hope they will. I hope you guys are aroused.
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I know I am when I saw this thing we're
working on before we go live tweet from Joshua Martinez.
Let did I make Did I make it in time
for a live tweet? Go Houston Rockets. So far they've
become a light in all the darkness that is Houston sports.
I'm gonna be honestly they were pretty I mean hashtag
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hashtag not the survivor because he won last year or
not this year. Hey, hey, hashtag Rockets are looking really
good this year and with deep Ayhawks they crushed last night.
Thank you? Who did they play last night? Kansas State? Right, coach,
they're really good. Let me here, here's what's weird. I'm calling.
I'm calling the national champion though. Go ahead, the Baylor Bears. Okay,
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let's go with the best. No one's gonna beat the
Baylor Bears. Let's go with the team that almost beat
him last night. One of the coach, you watch highlights.
I've watched it on my phone. No, you watch highlights.
It was eight o'clock. Yeah, but they're not as good
as Baylor. I think they're good and Zach is really good.
But again, I saw Zag's playing Pepperdine and okay, when
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they were playing Pepperdine, and I was like, that looks
like my that looks like Anderson High School's Jim It does.
It's so funny. They have the bleachers that literally push
into the wall and then you pull them out. Hilarious.
They're playing Pepperdine and I'm like, man, Pepperdine is kind
of hanging with you for the first half of this game, like,
I know you're not trying because it's Pepperdine. But still
Baylor unstoppable, man, Like really anyone that comes in the
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house and they're playing really good teams and they're they're
just dominated. Auburn's pretty legit. No, no, they got holes.
Here's you know, Schian State. But y'allo, you fielded the
worst team in my life Kansas. This is the worst
Kansas team I probably and it's amazing. It's amazing. Though.
You got Kentucky sucks. Kansas sucks, North Carolina sus Duke sucks,
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Michigan State. Kentucky blows Michigan State six coach. They're all terrible,
they're all really bad. Then you have Alabama, who's really good.
Oklahoma is pretty good. Oklahoma's i mean, all of a
sudden on fire, Like, dude, it's crazy to watch this year.
Oh yeah, that's who I watched. Bama and Oklahoma. Those
teams are good. They might be Baylor one. Here here's
the thing. Once you can't pay your players, think about that. Kansas.
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Well Duke is a Nike school, but they had the
Zion Cloud, and there's rumors and oh they're they're worried
about people maybe watching over and maybe we're not getting
as good a talent Kentucky. How can Kentucky Kentucky's young,
Kentucky's young. Every year John Calipart does, he goes one
of duns every year, That's what he recruits because he says, hey,
come to here, I'll get you the NBA. And they're terrible.
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So maybe they're not just getting the players that they
used to because hey, we can't pay him as much.
Kansas did. They probably do stuff that was illegal. Probably
coach finally went on record saying it. I've always I've
always said that, but I'm saying everybody does it. But
now you've gotta be a little worried. So maybe you're
you can't do it as well or as sneakily. You
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can't give him as much money. So you know what,
I'm gonna go play at Alabama. I mean, I'm gonna
go play at Oklahoma State. The tides are changing. I
love it. And in college basketball, I mean, if the
tournament started today, Duke North Carolina, Kentucky in Michigan State,
it wouldn't so stupid, Like you got what Kansas at
twenty three? Now? Like what what are they at now?
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Like I don't want to see anyone over twenty, but
since they're Kansas, you got three. Duke is twenty eight,
Like I don't care who's over twenty. No one's ever cared. Oh,
the Valls, the balls will be pretty good. I know
I saw that by two. But they're a good team. Yeah. Uh.
Duke in North Carolina Tobacco Road is this weekend, but
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I don't even know if they're going to carry it
on TV. They probably won't. They probably canceled the game ESPN.
I always love the Duke North Carolina matchup. We want
to match up until both teams are teams like un
better of the two? Though, whoa but a dollar on it? Better?
You've been hitting college lately. That's all I do every day.
I mean, what else are we supposed to been on?
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There is nothing bet on the nets. I'm not betting
on NBA. NBA is impossible. Yeah, and the nets don't impossible.
I mean the nets are. I mean they're just crushing it.
They keep winning. I mean they're scoring a lot of points. Well,
a couple of nights ago coach. They gave up about
a twenty five point lead. Did they win? No, they
lost at the buzzer nets or Washington buzz excuse nets
lost in the nets at the buzzer. That's unbelievable. The
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Washington Bullets Wizards. Oh boy, Okay, let's all right, good bye, everybody,
Thanks for listening. Thanks to Chris from low Cash and
do um. What office they work at? Dell Technology? Right right? Question?
(01:00:08):
Is he Billy's personal assistant? No? No, no, I never
got an answer from him. I just think they're co workers,
didn't you hear the Dalton? Can you get back to work? Dalton?
Can you bring me a Walter? All right, we're done,
goodbye everybody. The low Cash crushed it, dude, Yeah, that
was some good stories.