Does Everyone Hate Patrick Mahomes?

It's time for The Super Bowl and we're all sad this is the end of the football season. Ray, Eddie, and Lunchbox try doing the podcast a little different today so let's hope you like it. Pitts comes in to talk Chiefs football and how they're going to beat the Eagles in the Super Bowl Sunday. Does Kevin Durant going to the Suns make them the favorites to win the NBA title? What's the better story Patrick Mahomes wins his 2nd Super Bowl or Jalen Hurts from the bench to Super Bowl Champion? 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Mom was gone Happy Friday. Guys. No, you're good man.
We ain't got anywhere to be. We only have life's kids, animals, houses,
white picket fences, west side of town. Oh wait, that
division was a nightmare. I thought I was gonna win

(00:20):
the whole thing some other random person one. We had
people benching their players that Fantasy League can go the
way of the Dodo bird as far as I can know.
Why is it so dark in here? We're doing what
and Aaron Rodgers did? And are you looking at me
or you're looking at ray? I don't know what I'm
looking at? Whoa whose arm was that where I can't

(00:41):
see touch my shaft? Are we really doing this whole
thing in the dark? Guys, I'm trying to get touched
with myself and you're touching yourself. No, no no, no, no,
I'm just trying to I'm trying to feel my emotions
like this darkness is. I'm touching the insides of myself.
How do you better not be peeking? Dude? I can't shoot.

(01:03):
It's so dark in here, dude. And how long are
we gonna do this for the whole podcast? Man? Oh
my god? No? Now did they hand you that food.
You're eating through the hole? Did you? How did you know? There?
There's a little hole over there. You slide it open,
they give you food. It's amazing. That's pretty cool. Man
Lunch told me we weren't leaving the room to go
to the bathroom, so I pissed myself. Good. Yeah, I mean,

(01:25):
how would you? That's what I was wondering. Where's the
toilet paper? Do we have toilet paper in here? I
don't know. I can't see. What was that? Somebody pulled her? Arnold?
Here was something small? Arnold? He's here, I hear him. Guy,

(01:49):
dark room, son of a batch, he's here? Where's that?
Son of them? Guys, you're not supposed to be so loud.
You're supposed to be like, chill, alright, can we start
this thing? Me? Hit this? I don't know if how
are you going to hit it? I'm just guessing that's
not it. That's not it. It's like the computer screens
not lit up, turns the monitor. It all started when

(02:15):
a dumbass met another dumbass, and they met another dumbass,
and they became the dumbass tree. At the end, Arnold
is here, Arnold, come and grab my arm Arnold. Not
that army. That's my middle leg. Put your hand on
my other arm, all right, now raise it up. You're
gonna help me. Welcome back, all right, I'm gonna do

(02:37):
it live with Arnold. We are the one to so loser.
What up, everybody? I am lunchbox. I know the most
about sports, so I'll give you the sports facts, my
sports opinions, because I'm pretty much a sports genius. What's up, everyone,
I'm Eddie and I know the least about sports, but

(02:57):
I'm your average sports fan, your sports watch. I don't
know the who's who's in. I don't know the what's
what's y'all. It's season from the North Alpha male West
side of Nashville with Bazer and Eddie. I can't even
finish my intro because your mike sounds almost like it's
cappying a little bit. Is not that and it's not
no cap. It's sounds like it's peaking a little bit.

(03:18):
It sounds like cappy. So I'm gonna have to listen
with my headphones later when I'm running the hills, and
I'll let you know. I can't. I don't know. I
can't see guys. I mean, we're really going to leave
the lights off for the entire Look, I if Aaron
Rodgers can do it for four days, we can do
it for one podcast. Okay, we can make it happen.
You guys, hand me the cleanic. The cleaning crew is

(03:43):
gonna need a haz Matt team coming in here on Monday.
This place looks nice, though not our place, Aaron Rodgers place,
it does look nice, and it looks like it's if
this is the exact spot he's going to, which is
the wilderness of Oregon? How did you find that one? Uh?
Someone sentence that here's where he's going. But I'm like,
are you sure? They can't be trusted? But how how

(04:04):
many dark retreats can be? Like? How many? Well, if
this one makes a ton of money, there should be
a bunch of them. Usually when one thing kind of
does well, then everyone starts opening up their own and
there's they are sound proof and spacious three square foot room.
But how much space do you need if you can't see? Like,

(04:25):
are you gonna be walking around or you're just gonna
be sitting there? You don't have to move, you need
to move, But like whether you're running in in in um? Uh?
What do you call it water running in the same place.
If you're doing you gotta move. You can't just sit there.
The videos we've seen people are in a seat, but
if you walk around, you're gonna hit your calves, shins,
get a high ankle sprained like Patrick mahomes hell of

(04:47):
a segue, right, what do you do? I mean? Because
and they also have these like goggles on. Yeah, they
look like the Oculus goggles, but you can't see thrown.
So what's is that? Where the like the can get
on the mic so we can hear it. I don't
know where it is. Where is the mic? I can't
hear you? Where is it? I don't know? That sounds

(05:07):
better ray my deep throat in my mike. Here we go,
I got, I got. But what I find weird is
though they come out and there's a guy that holds
their arm as they sit down outside, and then they
take off their goggles and they all just start crying.
But my thing is, have you ever just turned on
a light or gone outside after being in a dark room?
You're it's I wake up in the morning, I can't

(05:30):
see the bathroom. None of these people have the squinting
like oh man, it's so bright out here. They're just like, Oh,
they start crying immediately. That's why they're crying. Why is
there piss all over the seat? It was dark. I
was waking up for work. Yeah, I couldn't see. That's
my answer to that. Do you want to call him?
You have their number? The number I would like to know. God, dude,

(05:54):
turn the freaking brightness down your computer. No, And also
these people that are affected. How moving and profoundly awesome
it is. It lasts for five minutes right then your
eyes readjust yeah, but that's a painful five minute. This
one guy's acts like he's getting off looking at a tree. Wow,
I've never noticed a tree that much, so voluptuous. But
he wait until a chick walks by. You're gonna forget

(06:16):
about that tree. One lady said. I can't even express
it has been almost a year since my first darkness retreat,
and it is difficult to explain how it has impacted
me in words. It seems too simple. All I can
say is that I have stopped searching. I have everything
I need. I am everything that I need. These people
come out deep. Yeah, let the freaking a c go.

(06:38):
Do go out for a couple of days in your house.
These places have good no know I'm talking about in life. Yeah,
Get into a car accident and see if everything is better.
Get handcuffed into some guy's attic and tied up. You
know what I mean? Happened to you? What's going on? You?
Let it out? Man? Is this something that you were
gonna like? Express? I'm saying, and you want These people

(07:01):
are allowing themselves. This is elective surgery. Let's say, for instance,
follow me here. They're deciding to do this. There's some
people kids sold into a sex trade, and you don't
think they want out of that whatever. They're in some
terrible world, and these people, by choice go into that

(07:23):
terrible world. All hang up and listen, guys. This is
from Jill, the closest thing I can come up and
relating the darker treaties to being in the process of
labor and giving birth to new life. It of course
is not the same, but there are many similarities. The
challenge of meeting each intense moment is there? The overwhelming
waves are there, The unfolding mystery is there. What feels

(07:45):
like grace is there? What feels like promotorial mother SPADs
holding us all is there. It's incredibly profound and hard
to relay the experience in words. This this must be
the most amazed, easing thing in the world. Also, how
do you know they're giving you a sub sandwich? How
do you know that's what's getting put in your mouth?

(08:05):
You have no idea? What if they throw a chicken there?
But you don't know what she looks like. Oh, this
sandwich is a little hard. I expected the bread to
be softer. Would you hook up with a chicken? They
just threw one in there, and you don't know what
she looks like. You just have your hands listen after
your nose three days in darkness. You throw a pillow
at these guys, they're gonna bang the feathers on it.

(08:28):
To the one guy, he's sitting in a chair. He's
got some afghan blanket all over. It looks like he's
been farting for forty eight hours. They did say that.
They just sit there. What else are you're gonna He's
in the moment, he's in the position to fart. He's
in a farting You have a farting position, like when
your legs are up and you're just relaxed a little bit,
he looks like down out, But when style? I can

(08:53):
fart farting doggie style? Why the are you doggie style?
And y'all is weird? I said, I can fart in
any why but why? What? Why? And what is the time?
In situation? Would you be a doggie style? Kids, I'm

(09:13):
gonna pick up these toys they bend over and pick
them out? Why are you doggies style? Oh my god,
you're not understanding. But anyway, and honestly so, if you
ever have a stomach ache, you wanna know how you
get the gas out. You get on your bed and
you lay on your back and you push up your
your feet back over your head, naked. No poop in

(09:35):
your face, No, no, your butts face. Another way, you're
talking about when you can't take it down or just
have a gas bubble in your stomach and you can't
get it out. Have you ever gone like take a
dump and you're just like oh, and you do it,
but then there's still a little left and you just
can't get it out. You feel it, but you just
can't get it out. That's why you can have somebody
coming punching the stomach. No, no, start doing that to

(09:58):
your knees, dude, Well, he's gonna think I'm doing something else.
If you start pounding your knees, do with a bottle
with the side of your fists, it'll come out. I
don't ever have that problem. Really, I don't ever have
a problem where I can't go. You can't go, you're
not I don't go. No, I don't have any left over.
There's nothing left. No, there are Sometimes when my dog

(10:19):
we'll have a little yeah, and it's like, oh man,
and he's trying to rub. Do you grab it? Do
you help him out? I get a like paper towel
and I take it out of there. Or if we're
in a walk, I'll grab a leaf and grab it.
When you yake it out. Sometimes the hair grabs another
piece and comes out. That's because they don't have opposable thumbs.
So it's because they're an animal. Yeah, you're right. We

(10:40):
have the ability to grab. They don't. That's why they
grab their toys with their mouth. That's deep. Did you
think about that because we're in the dark. No, I
was thinking about it with my cat. You can't blame
him doesn't have posable thumbs. I got a question, but
why why don't We just call it a thumb. But
that's because they have thumbs. They just can't do what
we can do with them. But that means you don't listen,

(11:02):
they can't do You can't see what you're doing, you idiot,
because it's dark in here. I'm still going with the script. Hey,
and we created the script before the NFL jokesters. I
just don't understand. But what does what does opposable mean?
Because I mean rotates like this, Hey, you can't see
what you're doing, but rotate your thumb, dude, so opposable.
Why can't we say they don't have rotating? Thus, why

(11:23):
do we have to say they have apposable because their
rotates goes up, goes down, goes in, and two of them.
And also you use two to grab stuff. You don't
just grab stuff with one hand. Watch this, here you go,
here's two thousand dollars thanks for turning out the lights
for three days. Does a monkey have amposable thing because
they can grab stuffs? Okay, so just us in monkeys.

(11:46):
That was only two things. That's it. That's kangaroos. They
don't have azz evolution. The freaking hands dude. There, they're
like four inches long. My great great grandfather was an
orange tang. This darkness is what is going on? Hey,

(12:10):
and I was talking to Justin about the podcast. Justin
and he calls you steady Eddie because of Eddie every
day Eddie Guardado. He was a closer in baseball and
they called him steady Eddie. So it calls you steady Eddie.
And he calls calls you, uh not lunch pale n
N lunchtime, Justin. He goes, lunchtime was funny today. I'm like,

(12:31):
what the are you talking about? Lunch box? Lunch time?
That's what I mean. Really, what does he call you? Uh?
Sizzle master? So I am lunchtime and sizzle Justin? Hey, Sizzlemaster, Dude,

(12:51):
you were so funny. But you were so good on
the pond today, Sizzle Master, you were like on fire.
Thanks Justin. How is the spittle? Justin? He's a day
behind because he's usually that because he'll watch he'll listen
to it on his his train into the station. Does
he ever do it like listen to while his surgery
surgery stuff? No, No, it's more of when you're on

(13:13):
the boring gas commuting. That's the only thing more interesting
than commuting our show. But shouldn't he be on the
train trying to meet people because he's new to the city.
He sent me pictures. I mean their borderline one one
fist away from World War three. Those people all look
like they want to kill somebody. Wow. Yeah, it's a
it's a wild bunch there on those trains. Dude, he
should put our podcast on during surgery. Yeah, then maybe

(13:35):
someone will wake up and be a huge fan. Yeah
maybe because they Yeah, they may be out, they may
be like out under like anesthesia, but they can still here. Dude. Process.
While we're speaking to Justin, you had just opened Justin's
in Massachusetts sports gambling. So at his casino it used
to just be craps, blick jack online to not online.

(13:57):
He may be able to do an app, but no, no, not.
He has to go with the brick and mortary. So
he goes to this Encore casino and he can now
bet sports. That's the only real way to win money
at casino. Did you know this? Um? Did you know
this dumbass put money in and bet online gambling? He
told me the other day, goes I saw the line
of beat Kansas. I bet him and then I cashed out.

(14:18):
I thought you were never gonna cash out. That's why
I did it one time. I put money in and
got it get out. But you sed, toll have money
in there now for my dad, because my dad had
money in there. But didn't you wear warn your dad
that he's not gonna be able to cash out. No,
he just did some. He had me. I owed him.
I owed him four hundred dollars at the beginning of
the year of the football season, and he said, Hey,

(14:41):
let's go over some over unders and season win totals
for the year, and let's just use that four in
bet on it? Does he talk like a robot, And
so we did that, and we bet on some things.
We hit a couple, and so we He started doing
stuff in the playoffs. Bet on this team, bet on
that team, bet on this team. And he your online gambling.
He had it. He hit his last parlay, which was

(15:02):
the Eagles and the Chiefs both them in the NFC
and af C Championship. And now he has a hundred
dollars on the Eagles minus two in the Super Bowl.
So you're gambling online. No, it's not my money. Um.
Speaking of gambling, where was I at the casino just

(15:22):
the only way to make money in the casino sports gambling.
That me and Baser got an email from our from
the betting website and they said, last year we did
not It was a I believe called a twenty G form.
We are not in need of a twenty G form
because we are not in the black. We're in the red.

(15:45):
But I thought you were so good at gambling, so
we do know. Well, Beazer's on the account, she does
her how they rub that in so they said you
do not have to pay taxes because you lost more
than you won last year. And that was depressing that.
That was a cold cock to the face. Listen, I
could have told you that without the form coming in
the mail. Let's see if I got one of you.

(16:06):
When I hear you and see you gamble and see
you text, I know that you are not in the black.
I I already know that because you have both of
you guys are in the black. I don't see crap o.
There's no rhyme or reason for your gambling. You don't
have any right. You just look at Kansas beat day.

(16:27):
I'm okay, cool. You don't think about anything. But it
doesn't matter. Even if you think of it, you're not
gonna win. Well, it's also Kansas. I wanted him as
just a starter. You just kind of want that one
easy leg. But with Kansas, it's never an easy coach.
With gambling, it's never an easy leg. Never it's an
easy leg. When they're up, they already wanted to seven

(16:48):
with four minutes ago. And you bet a money line,
that's a that's an easy win, Then that's a lot.
It's got it's got a big symbol of a lock
sign on there. Whenever the spreads that big. They're not
gonna let you make that bet. Yeah, they don't make
you do. You would know that if you did. They
don't like you do money line at that point. No,
you're right, no chance. No, when they were up thirty
one and seven, I bet them minus twenty three and
a half that one's there minus three and a half

(17:10):
because that one's still risky. But it was minus four
forty oh exactly. So yeah, because they were did you
move the line? No, No, no, minus four forty, Like
if you bet four forty dollars, you wont like it's
never that it was forty when they just move the line.
If you make any one line. It's not money line.

(17:32):
It was minus twenty three and a half. They were
up by twenty four. They don't do a minus spread
and then move it for minus four forty. I'm telling
your line. You're sure you're not on something. Listen, listen.
I bet two hundred dollars to win forty at that point.
They only do that on money lines. They I am
telling you what I bet. They might have been on

(17:53):
minus one seventy five. That's different from minus four or forty.
I've seen minus one seventy five for sure. Okay, I'll
pull it up please, and I'll tell you the line
out of your ass. Okay, log in, and I see
all these other shows at Super Bowl week between twenty
five whistles and sore losers. We didn't get even an
email to go to radio rowing or upper management saying hey,

(18:16):
are you guys thinking about it? Nothing? No, they didn't.
Where's the foresight, what's the what's the problem here? Like?
What do we need to do? We're not being taken seriously? Yeah,
so how do we get how do we do that? Like?
How do we get into radio? Right? Sorry, you're right?
It one minus? You're right. You guys were right I apologize.
It was minus four fifty eat my ass. Let me

(18:39):
see it sets you up and he beat your ass.
What's it saying? I'm going to cash out on this
Kansas City? But no you're not. It's dollars if I
cash out right now automatically. What's say? Where is it?
It's the one right below Eddie. What's you say? Oh? Ship,

(19:04):
looks like I was right. It looks like you guys
don't know what the hell you're talking about. Again. Yeah,
you couldn't bet that, but I don't know why it
would still be twenty four and a half. Sense they
were up twenty four and they had no quarterback. They
were just running the ball. Oh the football game? Yes,
that makes no sense. Okay, go ahead, apologize. I'll take

(19:26):
an apology anytime you want to give it to me.
That's a glitch called Draft Kings. They did you mean
to do this all? They meant to do it and
they paid me. Hey men, cash out on that on that?
So why would you take a fifteen laws before the
games haven't started? About bucks? I never had dude, No, No,
you had it, and you bet it, You bet a
hundred of it and you just lose fifteen just because
the game? Did you hear Ray was talking about though,
while you were doing your research, Why don't they take

(19:47):
us serious enough to send us to the super Bowl?
Let's see where do you want to start? But it's
not even the actual act of us getting on planes,
hotels and automobile pay for that, that's fine, it's the
why didn't we get one email? Hey your sports podcast?
Are you thinking? But we didn't get ship? I mean,
it blows my mind. Not even other podcasts invited, not

(20:10):
even podcasts everybody. But are they just did they just
drive the bus or are they invited to go to
the super Bowl? Because it's different if we just got
in a car and drove the super we can do
that park outside the stadium and to do a lot pod. No, No,
I think oh that's a good point, Like we could
do that anytime. I don't think they're on Radio Row.
That's what I'm saying. They rented a house together with

(20:32):
all the bar stool people. Herd isn't on Radio Row.
He's a that's a radio show, that's a TV show,
and a TV show that's not a podcast. You your
mom freaking boomer Dick. But because they can do a podcast.
Anyone can do a podcast. This the Herd. This is
a real deal. But I'm telling you right now, I

(20:52):
listened to a lot of podcasts just randomly. There's a
lot of not good podcasts out there, sports ones. I
just told is that what you're listening to when you're
running our podcast and you're like, man, that's not a
good podcast, and you're like, oh, ship, that's us. No.
I saved some when I was going to Tunica when
I was gonna do my Sports Weekend and I knew
it was a three and a half hour ride, so
I saved about five of the podcast I thought they

(21:12):
were gonna be good. Of all of them, the only
one that was decent is the dude that used to
be uh not a bookie, but he should set lines
in Vegas and sometimes he's on ESPN. Can't think of
his name right now. Um, he's sometimes you want to
get com Yeah, okay, tell us after the break, all right,
and we're back ray, So, uh, what's the guy's name? Well,

(21:34):
we don't have an actual break, so it takes two seconds. Guys. Now,
do you want to talk about the Super Bowl? Uh? No,
not really. I mean, here's what's crazy. That's what I found, Bunny.
I thought about this last night. It's super Bowl week,
and I don't know. I don't know if we've mentioned
the super Bowl one time. What's more? What's more exciting
right now? The Super Bowl? Are all these trades in

(21:56):
the NBA and the Super Bowl? Who cares about trades?
I don't know why you guys are all I'm not
watching the NBA right now. I saw clips of Lebron
winning the freaking if you're breaking the record, great, I'm
not tuning into an NBA game right now. There's too
much good stuff going on. Todd Todd Furman, he had

(22:16):
an actual decent show that was semi interesting. I feel
like raised like ninety years old and just yelled something, Hey, Grandpa,
just said something, Furmany, Grandpa, what about Todd Furman? Grandpa?
You didn't tune in to see Kyrie Maker his debut
with the Mavericks. You did? I watched Luca wasn't even playing,

(22:37):
but I watched six minutes of it. Great, that's some
six minutes more than I did. I watched him Drain
of three. And then you're like, all right, I'm good.
I'm like, all right, let's good, justin hit me up,
and he goes, Luca is not playing. He goes research Kyrie.
So I did, and I go, Kyrie's freaking playing. Dude,
you need to bet this bad boy. It wasn't really
word if he was going to play up until a
couple hours before the game. You guys talk weird to

(22:58):
each other. No, No, he was headed to the casino.
He said, I have no time to do research. Let
me know, is Kyrie playing? What do you think about
this line? Give me a college lock. So so he
was on the train though, no, he drove. He drove,
but typically he's gonna ride the train there because he
said the train will take him to a mile from
the casino. Then there's a shuttle. That's right, it's actually

(23:19):
called the L'd you know that been there? Dude? I
love Boston bro. So did he bet the Mavericks? He? Uh,
he didn't over But the one that he won was
Indiana Pacers plus six and a half. That was a winner.
And then I also gave him Portland to beat Golden
State without Steph and they did, so I gave him
the winners. Yeah, he went small. So did you bet

(23:40):
those games? So you're only good at betting when Justin's betting.
But when you're betting, you can't win. No, I bet
him too. I bet Pacers plus six and a half.
He did, yeah, And then I bet college game Seaton Hall.
They go fast, somebody else over. They go fast. This
is what I learned about from betting March madness with Ray.
He uses terms like they go fast, they're big, and

(24:02):
they go fast. Is this theory and I remember this
from five years ago. They go fast means whatever the
over under is. He's they're gonna go over because they
go fast. Here, here's the faster they go, the more
points they score. If they're big, guess what, they're slower,
they're going over. If they can shoot, they're going over.
If they have players on the court, they're raised. Philosophy

(24:26):
is it's always going over. Really says, hey, this guy,
these guys they're fast. It's the over. But I like
betting against so I like betting four points, but I
like betting against players. And so then I bet against
LaMelo Ball under thirty three and a half assistant points.
He had twelve in the first quarter fifteen and half.
It wasn't even good. He didn't score the rest of
the game, he's in foul trouble. He handed with twenty

(24:48):
total points and assists. Do you know what well under
thirty three? Now you know the worst thing to see
when you're going when you bet the over missing free throws.
But when a team cannot hit us single free throw
or a bunny lay up, that one hurts. You're like, guys,
these are three points. Gus is gonna lose the bet.

(25:08):
A guy goes up for a dunk, he has two
hands on the ball, and the guy fouls his arm.
But you have the ball with two hands and your
opposable thumbs, and you can't put that ball thumbs in
the hoop. Even though the guy just touched your arm,
he still doesn't have enough of strength in his arms
to just put it in the hoop. It blows my mind.

(25:30):
It's a lot harder than you think. After they nail
your arm, like it's like you lose the grip and
you just have to fling it right. But they do
fling it and it always is back for a rim
oh gone, And so it's so close where be a
three point play, And then they missed both free throws
and ends up being zero points. And that's when you
know it over isn't gonna And I don't understand when
they're they've jumped high enough to dunk the ball, but

(25:51):
then they just try to lay up and then they
overshoot it, like it's like you could have just dumped
it for an automatic dunk, but they just try to
lay up because they're alread up there and then just
rims out. I was watching It's like I was watching
the Kansas Texas game on Monday night and Kansas was
favored by four and a half and they are winning
by eighty six seven on Big Monday, and they're up

(26:14):
by seven with like, you know, twelve seconds to go,
and so Texas comes down and throws up a you know,
meaningless three, and I'm like this, this is why you
I could never bet they missed it, but you do bet. No, No,
I'm saying, like professional gambler, like where you're putting fifty
thou dollars on a game minus four and a half

(26:34):
because they've been dominating, They've been winning the whole game
by way more than four and a half, and they're
gonna come down and throw this meaningless three and that's
gonna cost you. They missed it, But either way you
were going. I was going, that is unreal because they're
about to cover and they have no business covering this game.
It was a good game back and forth, but Kansas
had it in hand and I was like, and they
missed it, and I'm like, well, whoever had minus four

(26:56):
and a half's like, oh my god, lord, you're down
by ten point and there's ten seconds left and they
got score No, no, or they keep they keep, I got,
I got you one better. Sunday, we're trying to do
a parlay. It was a long shot. Golf was almost ending,
and it was gonna carry over to Monday Pebble Beach.
So we're doing something. We're doing some flyers. We're not

(27:16):
trying to win the ship, you know. So me and
Bays are just flying it and I do Ohio State.
Michigan justin says it's gonna go over. He goes, if
there's one that's gonna go over, it's that one. It's
under is what he told me. Sorry, it's under one
thirty six. Okay, it's at one thirty five and a
half in the Ohio State. Guy, they're getting killed by Michigan. Okay,

(27:38):
So Michigan has the ball Michigan State, Michigan, Michigan has
the ball. It was Michigan. How State Michigan has the ball.
There's ten seconds left, they're running it out. The guy
just picks up the ball and starts congratulating his teammates
and traveled. So they called to travel. They weren't even fouling.
And so then Ohio State gets the ball back. Mind you,
it's at one thirty five and a half point five under,

(28:00):
so Justin's right right now, Ohio State goes for a
pointless lay up to stat pad and it goes one
thirty seven and it goes over again. We lost the
pebble beach bets, so it didn't really matter. But dude,
what a bad beat. You want to talk about a
bad one that happens at least once a night. The
idiot took ten steps when he was congratulating his teammates
in the rest of like dumbas other team ball. Crazy dude,

(28:27):
So you're not watching the NBA, Let's do super Ball.
Let's go bak energy. I can't see anything, so I mean,
grab your dick, dude, could be a great Super Bowl.
Yeah it's okay. If it's not, I'll give you this,

(28:51):
it would be a Kansas City blowout. There's no way
on a frozen night in Hell that the Eagles blow
out the Chiefs. There's no way. What if it's Chad Henny,
It's not. What if he would still do fine against
the Eagles. The Eagles have the most basic offense that's

(29:11):
perfect for Hurts. Hurts ain't great. Hurts wasn't good at Alabama,
And now we think he's an NFL quarterback. He's about
to be a super Bowl winning quarterback. He's gonna be
a super Bowl winning quarterback. And you say he is nothing.
There's still some variables. Let's be real, Juju, is he good?

(29:33):
He's okay, They're they're okay. Here's what I don't understand.
Why do more teams not just double Kelsey and say, hey,
Juju and Valdes, Scantling, sky More whoever, Well, you can
leave sky More open, That's what I'm saying. Why would
you not just take away Kelsey only? That's who you
need to worry about. I ain't worried about Valdes, Scantling
and stupid Dick. Who else do they? I don't even

(29:57):
know who else they have? Pringle, He's on the Bears camp.
Some guy named Kemp was in their last game. John
Kimp No Sean Kemp No. Um maybe his nephew, but
I don't get it. So he Claire is gonna come back.
It Claire's back this week. Uh pot check goes there. Whatever.

(30:19):
But they do have Patrick Mahomes. That's the only thing
I think the what I'm just telling you, man, like
the guys, this was a bad injury. Okay, listen to me.
Listen to me and be serious about this. He was
hurt two weeks ago and he played like he wasn't hurt.
It was thirty degrees two weeks ago. You know what
that does to an injury. It makes it worse. But

(30:41):
everyone it's okay. They put they inject him with stuff
and they pain kill it. Yeah, oh yeah, it definitely
kills the pain. But it makes the injury worse. They say, guys,
it's two weeks, three weeks to recover. Guys, I had
a science infection a month ago. I still feel it.
You're a month ago. You're betting on an injury. I'm
not betting on the game. I'm just telling you that

(31:03):
Mahomes isn't full strength. And when he's not fool Mahomes.
He can't beat you, but he still has the corner
and which is what we learned the game winning play
when he was able to get out Seeing the Eagles defense.
Have you seen the Eagles line? It fine, it's amazing.
I think they leave the NFL and sacks. It's they

(31:25):
are nasty. They are you smack the ship out of him.
That's what we already know. Now you're an East Coast guy,
I'm not reside in Kansas City. Look, and I hate
the Eagles. Don't get me wrong. I hate the Eagles.
I do not want the Eagles to win. I like
the Chiefs, I like Mahomes. But looking at it, it's

(31:48):
just not gonna happen. Not Sunday you. I will tell
you a J. Brown's gonna have a big game because
he was absolutely dog crap the previous one. So it's
flip flop. He'll have a huge one. Trust me. Is
that how it works? Yeah, you do bad, then you
do good. Because he's had two games so far that
he had done crap. Then he'll have two good ones
game week one. I would just avoid a prop if

(32:09):
you're going to do that on him, or you could
bet a prop on him. True, but I don't like
betting or you will not bet on him at all.
I don't like betting four players. I like short selling
in the stock market, betting against the stock, betting against
a players, So you're against four play. I just think
Patrick mahomes Don, he's amazing, He's magical, Ino what the hell?

(32:32):
And the two super bowl he's been in he hasn't
played that great. He hasn't played great in the super Bowls.
It's but he's got the Brady in him where he
does enough to win the thing he has. He does
something to win every single time. He figures out ways
to win. He's amazing. And what he hasn't had Rhana
on the sidelines, Faery Dust, They're all gonna get distracted,
win shows up? What about Chris Stapleton? Very good job, Patrick,

(32:55):
But I still think the I still what am I playing?
What is this super Bowl? Stapleton? All right? Here we
go on to three. He starts playing his other songs,
yo as smooth stop when you come out the door,

(33:15):
what the super Bowl? See the anthem? Traveler? You be
fanse sing trying to think what all you're saying? Traveler?
I don't know oh boy, get you. Can you see
anything but bub that Mike doesn't work sounded terrible. You

(33:40):
gotta double up on the Hey, we're gonna go to
break and then we have a special guest coming in.
Going to be I don't know, we'll be right back. Wow,
that's a busted asked Mike. Welcome mag to Bubbs. We've
out of special guests. You probably guess who it is.

(34:02):
He's one of our biggest fans. Usually brings a girl
with him. Last couple of times it's been a guy.
No big deal, but we love pitts, we love the cheese.
Hoping for a Super Bowl. If not Monday morning, we
still got your ribs and they're gonna be sticky clean.
See your boys, Happy super Bowl weekend. Just claimer, Can
I just say that I changed my barbecue choice. A
f C championship went to jack stacks, got the fifty
dollar slab, but you can't eat it all? Didn't but tried.

(34:24):
Damn it was good. Got some hallepen and corn bread.
Shout out, get you some jack sticks. Brother, welcome back
and brother listen. Well, I don't know if we want
to go back and talk about how you got to
be right next to Patrick Mahomes in the tunnel, like,
what the hell was that? Crazy? Bro? Uh got to
hold the flag? So yeah, I understand that, but that
was before you were holding the flag. I thought they

(34:45):
would take you down there when it's time to hold
the flag. I didn't know you're gonna be down there
in the stadium waiting for the players to arrive. Bro,
we got to practice one o'clock. Everybody gathers. There's probably
about a hundred people, I'm guessing season ticket member holders only.
We're all there, you know, chasing up, talking about the game.
Got of this and they putting us on the field.
We go through the tunnel and the dude singing the
national anthem like three times, you know, the gentleman, and

(35:06):
I was singing it. So it was awesome. I mean,
you're truly practicing. They take you off the field, they
tell you what to go. You're holding the stripe, you're
holding a star. Do this, walk fast, slow, um, and
then you do it. So you go out through your
practice a few times and you're coming off the field.
This is right for you. Met Patty, the lady comes
yell and she's like, you guys are gonna have to
be faster that a game time, you gotta be faster
than that, because we're all everybody's just like looking around
and got their phones out, which is another funny thing

(35:27):
you have to ask about. So we we get off,
we're walking through the tunnel to put our flag away,
go back to the tailgating thing. Okay, well have you
guys back at five thirty, And just so you guys
are confused, this was the a f C championship game
in Kansas City, right, Mahomes one under center fifteen He
I look over to my left. I'm a little taller
than most of the folks in there, and I look
over and I'm like, that's Patty Mahomes, Like straight up,
that's nobody else would go in public with hair like that.

(35:49):
So I put my flag down, pick up my phone.
I got no time. He isn't not gonna stop for me.
So whatever audio video I had, that's what you got
sent straight to store. Losers didn't even watch it before
I sent it to you boys, we were The first
question is, but when you have Kelsey he was walking
down a roped off section. Mahomes just walking down the
middle same section. It looked Mahomes. If I remember right,
Mahomes came. Mahomes came from my left. I'm just saying,

(36:15):
why did Why did Kelsey came from the right, because well,
he can't see, dude, it's dark in here. I think
about Yeah, so they must come from different spots because
my homes came from the left, Mahomes came from the left,
and then Travis Kelsey before Kelsey, I didn't get your video,
Justin Reid came in. Those are the three, I guess homes,
Justin Reid and Kelsey. Hey, bro, if your Titans ever

(36:38):
get past December, then you can get a video. But
we ain't never seen January. But I mean it was
it was mean, it was awesome. And then I love pits.
He's sitting there, Kelsey's walking mines loft. Here we go,
eight seven, Here we go eight seven. First cheese, you
only get one shot. Shoot your shot. But he did

(36:59):
look over and mine when I said eight seven, So
I thought that was pretty neat. I mean, did you
get yelled at for having your phone out? Know what
I thought was interesting? Thanks for bringing that up. I mean,
they make sure you don't have your phone out, which
that's not a surprise, like they did because you had. Well,
the only reason I did is because every single person did.
Like I was following the rules, but I'm looking around,
I'm like, I'm I'm the only one. They just told
us how if you have your phone out, you won't

(37:20):
be able to be a part of this, you know, Okay,
so we're gonna find a hundred new people real quick. Yeah,
my ass. I think that was everybody on the field.
So I followed the rules and then every like literally
everybody had their phone. I was like, well, they just
told us not too. But so I got some video.
Bub went body cam. Where on the flag were you? Bub?
I was looking, but he was one of the stripes
strip If you go back and watching video, I've got
the video. He's a guy kneeling. I gut running too fast.

(37:44):
I told the way she's gonna have my combaut my
combine speed it at at halftime because she was telling
us to hurry up the field. I said, you got
you got a faster time at during the show. But
did she laugh or she looked at you like you
were stay, don't care. We're all just acting having fun.
But I got the on the thirty five yard line,
did you cluck again? You guys are sick. No, I

(38:08):
have never clucked. Did you see that? Did you see
that couple again? While the couple me, Oh no, no,
that in the cluck couple. Uh? And no, I shouldn't
say couple. That's what you guys are minding me up.
No I didn't. I actually got a text from the
guy's name is Mark and said, all because he runs
a tailgate and he said all of his clients decided
that they were going to tell gate in the suite.
I guess it was too cold, so he goes, I'll

(38:29):
see you next year. So I didn't get to see him,
but I was gonna go by this way. That was
me actually, bub Yeah, sorry, you know it was so
it was only a one time thing. Yeah, but the whole,
the whole experience was cool. Getting to see Kelsey, getting
to see my homes getting holler at than I thought
the flag thing was gonna be, which, don't get me wrong,
and that was epic. The flag thing sucks compared to
what you got when you got to be right there

(38:49):
next to home. I mean, my homes walked by you
with no barrier. You were probably six inches from him.
He didn't look at you, though, Bob, he ignored your ass.
I don't blame me, but he had some ugly ass
sung I agree, and things ugly, but you don't see. Uh.
Do you think he thinks he's cool? Um? I think
they all think they're cool. You know, I don't think
you how I mean, even if you're humble, I mean,

(39:09):
I don't think. I don't think you can get through
without thinking you're some kind of ship. Don't think at
some point you're twenty seven years old, half million dollars,
you can't turn on TV without people praising. I mean,
that's just half a million dollars. I was half a billion.
I just think he doesn't he doesn't come across that.
But I was talking to Kevin about this. Is it?
Are we getting to the point that he's going to

(39:30):
without having any right or wrong indifferent because become the
villain of the NFL from just winning like Tom Brady.
If you hated Tom Brady, it was because he wasn't
on your team and because he won all the years
nobody had no we don't know Tom Brady personally. So
is Mahomes slowly going to become that guy because he's
not on your team and because he's having this kind
of success. Yes, yes, No, I mean I think that's

(39:54):
a fair question. It's a fair question, but I'm gonna
say yes because people are going to get tired of
Patrick Mahomes. They get tired of Alabama, they get tired
of Nick Saban, they got tired of Tom Brady. The
only problem is he has to win. I understand getting
to the a f C Championship is nice, but he
has to win multiple super Bowls to get to that level.
Like just getting to three super Bowls is impressive, and

(40:15):
it is gonna wear on people like, oh man, I
don't want him to win. Golly, all we do is
here about Patrick Mahomes. If he wins the second one
this weekend, then it's gonna get to that level. Like
all right, damn it, I'm tired of my homes, Like
I don't want to see my homes go back there. Really,
my home is gonna already have three blah blah blah
blah blah. He wins the big game, bigger game for

(40:37):
him or was it us earlier bigger game for him
or Jalen Hurts. As far as Patrick Homes, that's safe,
I don't know. I think it's as far as legacy goes, right, Yeah,
that's a good point, Like bigger game for the water
boy who for for for us or for them like
for who, because it's a bigger game. It's a big

(40:58):
game for both of them, bigger same for you working
at a radio station or the guy that makes Philly
cheese steaks there in downtown Philly. Well, I would say
probably for him. I think here's so many stakes, But
I do think, I mean, Jalen Hurts, it's not Mahomes
are gonna be You're either gonna be two and one.
You're either gonna be two and one and your super

(41:19):
Bowl record and you're only a fourth down pass to
the greatest wide receiver of the fastest to ever play
the game away from being owing three and your super
Bowl starts. So I mean Mahomes only has a super
Bowl victory because of a play that might have happened
only because of the two players on the field that
we're in it. Otherwise it doesn't happen. So there's his
first Super Bowl loss. Second one is to Brady. So
if he doesn't win this one, this might be owing
three if not for that wasp play. So I think

(41:41):
for you, for them, to be on TV tout and
how he's mahomes and the greatest and the next best
thing and all this which is for him. But you're
gonna have to have some proof in the pudding, just
like he said. I mean yet going to Super Bowls.
I mean, how many people remember Jim Kelly. So remember
that's because you're age, not Willis Smith. They died hard,

(42:03):
but different guys. I have a d M pets. I
want to know if you're jealous of this because you're
not going to the game. Well, here's the text I
got from Ross Taylor. He listens to the podcast. He's
a fan. He goes, We're driving from Kansas City to St.
Louis Saturday morning, flying to Vegas, going out Saturday night,
taking a party bus to Phoenix Sunday morning, go to

(42:24):
the game depending on the outcome. He's a Chiefs fan.
It's how Sunday night will hopefully be Vegas Monday to
party and then back to work on Tuesday. Are you
jealous of that? I mean that sounds like a hell
of time. I mean, yeah, hell yeah, go for it.
I mean that's awesome. I'm jealus, of course, who wouldn't be,
But let her brother get some confetti. And also is
he like five ks? You tell me, right, you tell me,

(42:44):
like you rented a party bus for five minutes? How
much that cost? Two? Can you imagine going to Phoenix
and that thing? Because ours just went to Fremont from
How long did you stay on that bus? We were
on it for twenty minutes? They said, I was so
black out. The bus driver took me back and said
that was the easiest two undred dollars I've ever made
in Vegas. And who paid the two hundred dollars? Me?
Not true? Not true, Sherry, all right, shout out Sherry.

(43:09):
But I will also just he's spending though, I mean honestly,
just didn't asks aside just I mean no, no, I'll
joke in aside. We don't know. That's but another thing
going with somebody that the cheapest tickets fifty seven hundred
on average. So if he's taking somebody else, he's he's
ten grand in before they even go to the concession stand.
And if you're taking a party good bus, it better
be more than two people. So they may be just
going to Phoenix and watching it at a sports ball,

(43:31):
he said, going to after I'm going to the game.
So what I'm saying is some of the people that
listen to this are very wealthy. They've just done good
for you and I'm not jealous. Ross go kick ass
and go Chiefs, and you bet I better hear you
say Home of the Cheese when they sing that national anthem.
Bub all just the challenge if you're gonna be there,
but let him hear you. I promise you're gonna hear
me if I'm spending tens, are you gonna be saying

(43:52):
that at your house? Well? Here from Sield, Well, why
are you not going to the game? Bub? Because that's
not my that's not that's that's for a different text bracket, man,
But that ain't me. Come on, you go to five
years season ticket holder? Would you trade your season tickets
question for super Bowl tickets? No? Because I really the
super Bowl as I'm not gonna say I wouldn't like

(44:13):
to be there, but it's just not that big of
a deal to him like I would. Okay, then don't
watch it. No, I'm gonna watch. Here's a good idea.
I mean, it's not a big deal for me to
miss it, like so that big I think I want
the HD at home field. But if I pulled everything,
if I pull your power on Sunday, you're telling me
it ain't gonnaffect you because the game ain't that big
of a deal. But oh, I said, the game isn't.

(44:34):
He goes and pulls the brake. So you're telling me
if I show up to your house and throw a
brick through your damn t D not a big deal,
that big of a game, but four TVs. But he's
not lying. He's not lying. I've seen him different, tax
bracket different. You know what he says. He'd rather see

(44:55):
it an h D BUF. There ain't no better HD
than in person. I don't know. His eyesight is pretty bad.
And I got a question. Here's the thing. You could
really afford a super Bowl ticket because after the game
and the Chiefs win, you're gonna buy two thousand dollars
with the merch Anyway, he made about got me for
a forty dollar pin. Already I held that I was closed.

(45:16):
I almost drew a bit on it. I will, I
will say, I don't think I'm gonna put my fingers.
I got a bottle of champagne Pagny from when they
won the Super Bowl fifty four that I haven't opened yet.
Would you open it? For the love of guy? Just
getting there's not good enough. It's not Hey, we got
their champagne. It's how we won this ship. Sam gonna pop.

(45:37):
There's manne no Bubbles left. It's gonna be so flat.
I need to pull up the Instagram video over it
because I don't remember ever popping champagne before, and I
popped that champagne the last video and uh scared. I
need to pull up that video because you think you're
in it wearing a Chiefs jersey in the beginning of
my Instagram video that I made. Pull that up. You
still got that Chiefs jersey? He's got Hell yeah? Hell
with the party bus you right around in the bandwagon

(45:58):
knows you that was a Montana fan. Bub nothing but love?
Why did you pick the Eagles NFC? Love or you
just don't? I just think they're a better team. I
think they're a better team. I don't think my homes
is fully healthy, and that's gonna hurt bub His his
mobility is very important to the success of the Chiefs.

(46:19):
And if he's not mobile and saying good, that's not
good because guess who's mobile? The guy on the other side,
I think Joe Burrow was pretty mobile in that an
FC championship when he was struggling with an ankle and
head to be we got a better offensive line. We
I think the Eagles have a better I mean Joe
Burrow was missing three starting offensive lineman, so he was
not I mean he was. He was missing the same
lineman in the game that they talked about how badass
and jell and they were the week before in New York. Right,

(46:40):
same guys. Um, yeah, I think they were missing two
that week and then lost another one. Looked like a
couple of guys from the Catholic when it was when
its back, when it was snow. When it was snowing
in Buffalo, it's harder for the defensive linemen to get
off on the rush. So that didn't help. They didn't
have a problem getting off. What's your source on that?
But because Patty says he throws better alls in this now,
so what you're just giving the difference. I'm talking about

(47:02):
the defensive one. I'm trying to rush, like when you're
trying to go try to run in snow versus uh no, snow.
All right, I'll piss on the table and seeing and
running grab some cleats there. I think it's easier. I
think it's easier some cleats. This is a whale tail
raspberry pomegranate puffing tea with a little bit of honey
from one of those what the tax kind of afford
the Super Bowl tickets? By this? It was something. We

(47:24):
got a tea pack in there. Had you want tea bag?
Tag cluck after tea bag? But we love you man.
I hope the Chiefs win. I really do. We don't
have Philly fans. I know Lunch has got a bet
in there. Eddie thinks he's a Jalen Hurts expert. But
we have Philly fans that listen to this, I know.
But I'm saying that that we know friends, family. I

(47:45):
really do want the Chiefs to win. I haven't bet
it yet. I'm gonna do a player prop, but I
really think the Chiefs do win, and I want him
to win. I think appreciate that. I honestly, this is interesting,
you bob. He just thinks the Chiefs are better. Well,
I mean, the guy knows his sports. He just got
a notice from the gambling website that he does not
need to pay taxes because he has lost a lot

(48:07):
more money than he's won this year, so he's really
good at this. Red is the color of the weekend.
One weekend you bat green to win rich white. Wait wait, bug,
I thought you were kicking me out. Okayu before you
go pray with me? No, no, how come we have

(48:31):
not been invited to the bub house for the Super Bowl?
Come on, no, no, no, I can't make it now,
you're just pitying. I don't I don't really want to.
I mean, I don't really. I just like being watched.
I've been invited to a couple of places, like being watched,
like being at home watched. I like being at home focus.
I can't stand if you go somewhere and you can't
hear it. You know how it is. You can't get

(48:52):
angry at a party. You have to try to act
like you're happy. And I don't want to talk to
anybody like I tu like I don't want to miss anyone.
I could care less about a commercial. That's so And
you said, come on, bubby, you really didn't mean you
guys a family, y'all are more than what man. But
let me just can I say, of course? Five? Right?
Let me just say that. They said before they were
super bowing hadn't happened yet yesterday. I got it on Sunday,

(49:14):
so they're still showing it. Sunday. I got an email
from the Chiefs to renew my damn tickets for next year.
Y'all are y'all are heathens getting after us quick? Well
you better get it in before. I got him in
before five pm last night because I'm entered to win
a chance at a spot in the inner circle of
the draft coming up, whatever the hell that means. But
they got my money early for that. But you know
why they do that, Bubba, because if they lose, then

(49:36):
you're gonna be in no mood to pay that much money.
Just so you know if you lose, I will be
the first in line to pay because I'm a Chief
Pho life don't care. We hey, bro, I was in
the seats eating peanuts when Bono was taking snaps and
gird Bach and so it's it's been some tough years.
I'm happy we got my homes one five, eight, seven,

(49:56):
nine five. Andy Reid, come at me Sunday. No hate
on the Eagle, You're just not the best team to
suit up. Hopefully the best team will win. Because if
that's the case, we're gonna have another fun podcast next week. Boy,
what's the better? What? What's the what? What's what's the
better story? Though Mahomes wins a second or Hurts gets
benched over and over, has the transfer doesn't think gets

(50:18):
he's a backup quarterback in the NFL, finally gets a shot.
He went, what's the better story? But see, I don't
like that story. How many times do we talk about
college with any NFL athlete? That's a stupid story to
bring up his bench in college? That sounds like women.
Let the game be played on the gridiron winner, winner, loser, loser?
Who cares about a story? Do you win money or
did you lose money? I think? I think if we

(50:40):
can keep Hurts from being a legitimate rushing threat, he's not,
I can't stop that. Have you seen him? And then
thirty four? That ain't big? But I'm saying if he
gets to the if he gets to the edges, I
mean like that, guys, quick, do you know who get
to the edges? Patty Mahomes? And he did it with
a bum ankle. I agree. I'm excited because I don't
have any I don't have anything news on Patty Mahomes

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other than what I hear Patty Mahomes say, because I'm
turning the rest off and don't look at Sleepy j.
He told me he wasn't gonna play last week or
two weeks ago. He said he didn't have any setbacks
in an FC championship game, and if he didn't have
any setbacks there and then he's just got two more
weeks to rest. So I'm I'm I'm excited if he's
a healthy man. I think it's gonna be a good
football game. I think it's a one possession game. And
Chiefs loyalty aside. I do think the Chiefs are the
better football team, and I hope the detail There is

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no loyalty aside you. You don't think the Chiefs are
worse than anybody ever, so there is no I think
we gotta give Pits a lot of credit. He lost
Tyreeke and we rased his ass and they're right back
in the Super Bow, right back in the Super Bowl. Right.
But I don't think it makes me a crazy Bias
fan to think that my Chiefs were good at the
beginning of the year. Everybody faces adversity but not that
guy who's I tripped off. I think Mahomes has played

(51:50):
better than he's ever had because he had he didn't
just rely on Tyreek. It was like Scantling, Juju, kimp Sky, Moore,
whoever the hell these people are, they all got the ball.
And he also had the ability to make others better,
which I think leader I mean, not just him, but
there's guys all across the league and all kinds of
sports that may not be the top at their position
or maybe, but they just make others better. When you

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have Joe, when you have the locker room, and you
have the coaches, when you have the brotherhood and you
have all that stuff, just like we've had. You know,
fifteen and eleven have kind of been jail in the
last couple of games like that passed you through. The
scantling at the goal line in the championship was nasty.
What's gonna be neat is at the end of the
game when the Kelsey brothers, you know, Hug and they
exchange jerseys and they both announced their retirement. That's gonna
be pretty cool. I love a good story, hey, And

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also that's not a good story. That would be a
great story not going to retire. Both of them retire
right there and say, hey, man, we played each other
on last game. That was awesome. We're going out, And
I don't think people would do that. It's just the
wedding thing. You're not trying to steal the thunder of
the Super Bowl. Hey, we're getting married and retire. True.
If there's a bet out there that says, well X
retire during the Super Willie they announced their retirement. That's

(52:53):
always in Now. They try to do that with Gronk,
they try to do it with everyone. It's not gonna happen. Hey.
And also, I just made it up, trying to make
a Hollywood story, like, oh, it's cool they walk off
with Tyreek Hill. Let's do it. If Chiefs win, let's
do a welfare check on Monday. I don't know who
lives in Miami, but please do that. I think he's okay.
I think he looks at his bank account and it's like,

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you know what, I'm good. It's not about money, he said, Hey,
keep I hope he keeps telling himself that. He still
he tweets a lot. He's active on Twitter, so I
bet you'll be tweeting during the game. So the most
depressed people usually are on Twitter. You know what, Hey, hey.
I think he hides his sadness in his tweets, like
he tries to be funny and joke about things because
he's like, damn, it's just like Kevin Durant, you know,
being mad that he left the Warriors. He's like, oh, yeah,

(53:35):
I'm happy out here in Brooklyn. Okay, but he's not
in Brooklyn anymore. And we'll talk about that. But bub
before you go, let's hear it boys already was it
was a national anthem. But guys, what am I supposed
to say? I supposed be hyped up? Here? Is this? Whatever?
Which which singles should I go? I really don't have anything.

(53:57):
I kind of gave it all to you on the
podcast Hype It Talking. I hope Andy Reid doesn't do
this on Sunday. He's like, hey man, I gave to
you guys everything. In practice, I don't really have much
for the game, man, guys, coach, coach what it's the
Super Bowl. I'm gonna ask nothing of you after these
next three and a half hours, But can you give
me more than you give your wife four hours? I
need all of it? Which why is it dark in here? Yeah?

(54:18):
Why is it dark in here? We're practicing the Aaron Rodgers.
I don't know what the hell I'm saying. Guys, get
out there and watch get out there and watch your
backs and hit them hard and do all the other
football ship. I just want to win my ankle. I'm
gonna be very inspired, coach. You won't be inspired, coach.
I don't feel like I'm gonna run through the wall
for you. Right now. It's Kelsey. I want to retire
before the game. I mean, I'm drinking. I'm I'm drinking,

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puffing pomegranate. You'll see the hamling injuries. Let's not. Let's
not let that happen. That would really be a downright
because you might need to believe that one. Bob's barbecue,
thank you, Fit's good luck on Sunday. Obviously, we'll always
be open and let's do Chiefs lose, we'll be shutting down.

(55:01):
I hope you got a little bit of that sauce
somewhere in your kitchen, because you're gonna have to get
it somewhere else. Bob's open until we lose. Go Cheeves. Hello,
that was fun. That was good. Oh man, Now, that
he turned. It's hurt my eyes. Yes manat o, No,

(55:26):
we didn't hurt. I mean God is gonna hurt? Oh God,
Oh so good. That's so bright. That's so bright. This
changed my life. Right, Come over here and give me
a hug without your pants on. That is so bright.

(55:47):
Hold on saying what happened to my pants? I'm trying.
I'm trying, and he did. Somebody bringing us hot dogs?
Are you not excited? So you're not excited all about
the NBA trade? No, I don't, eve crap. I thought
Duran just went to Phoenix for the super Bowl. He
got went there for basketball. Oh yeah, he's not going
to watch the Bowl. Well play. Now he gets to

(56:11):
go to the super Bowl. Probably have an off day
and he'll be he'll be there. But how I mean
the Sun's they are all there it Oh yeah, they're
not the favorite? Who is Boston? I think the only
reason is because the Eastern Conference is weaker. There's only
two teams that are good in the Eastern Conference but Celtics.
But the whole thing that doesn't matter. No, it does

(56:33):
because you have an easier path to get to the final.
That doesn't mean you're gonna win the championship, but you
have an easier path, so you're more likely to be
in the championship. But that doesn't mean you're the favorite.
I understand what you're saying. I understand what you're saying.
But they're guaranteed to go to the championship for the
most part. They're guaranteed pretty much to go to the
Eastern Conference Finals, so they have a one team. Really

(56:54):
they can get in their way realistically, unless some major
injury happens, of course, but right now, I don't want that.
You look at it and it's the Bucks Celtics Eastern
Conference Finals in the West. Who the hell knows, But
I'm taking the Sun's. They are badass. They are awesome,
they really are. But they have that Chris Paul talking
about you haven't seen him play yet, crowned them because

(57:17):
of a freaking player trade. You don't know how they're
gonna mesh. I'll tell you how they're gonna mesh Like butter.
That's what you think it's gonna be. They're gonna be
like a little knife through that melted butter. So smooth
to bet that right now plus four fifty to win
it all? All right, I'll get on it. No, he
doesn't bet he can't catch out. I don't understand how

(57:40):
you think they're gonna be bad. I don't know. I
think they're gonna be good. But I mean, you really
can't crown him right now. You can just because Kyrie
and Luca. Outside of that, it's a drop off. You
got some guy named Powell and another guy called Bodega.
He doesn't even play there anymore, but his commercials are
funny coasters, coaster, why do they make coasters? And they

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got Hardaway Jr. They trade away Phinny Phinny. But yeah,
I love the setting sun that Phoenix is gonna win it.
Phoenix was close and some I believe Bucks beating him
a couple of years ago. Phoenix really should have won it.
And dude, I gotta give credit some random dude on Twitter.
Justine told me about this trade a year ago. I
swear to God and I have the exact text message

(58:28):
Coach Jim. I think he's in Vegas. I don't believe
he's been to a convention. But Coach Jim Jim like
G G G E M it's j I M LV
football eighty three in his name on their coach jim
Ji Gerald Muriel and he lives in Texas. I don't
know why it says Vegas. Are you ready for this?

(58:49):
He goes on June of last year, Hey, coach, want
a flyer to bet k D to the son's bet
it now, but for the odds change. And I said
that same night two hours later, really justin. And then
two days later June nine, for crime podcast junkies were

(59:11):
keeping the dates in timeline exact. He said, you heard
it here first, and then on can you play the
crime date? And then on February then get the date
right Ray on February ten, he's at four at seven

(59:33):
forty six am. He said, remember this, coach, and it
was a screenshot of him telling me about the Katie
trade a year ago. And I said, what in the
actual hell? You're unbelievable. No, no, you're not. Now I
need the Super Bowl chance. Did he mean for that
trade to go down last year? He meant it was

(59:54):
gonna go out. It was gonna happen in the off season,
and your bet would have lost because your bet would
have been where he he plays the first game of
the season. He still predicted. It's true. It's so true,
like you can act like he's a genius. All the
rumors last summer, that is, they were trying to trade
him to Phoenix, that Phoenix one. Today they were making offers.
Don't tell anyone, do you remember? Do you remember you

(01:00:17):
got it wrong by nine months, criminating me? Really and
I did just see his eyes. Really, Ray's ready to
crowd and the smartest guy in the world. When that's
all the rumors all last off season was he was
gonna get traded to Phoenix, and then it didn't happen,
so you would have lost the bet. And here he

(01:00:38):
comes nine months later, going, look, I told you, I
told you shut the but I will say he saved
the receipts and we hadn't talked it a year and
then he just hit me up after that. This isn't
a sports fans man. They love to be right, exactly
like right, but they were so wrong. He expected that

(01:00:59):
to happen last July before the season. That's what he meant,
because everybody is anybody locking anything up? Really? Yeah, I
got one go ahead. I'm gonna go with women's volleyball.
The University of Jexas is gonna win it all this
season because they did win it off the women's volleyball team. Good,
and I was just joking. Good, I'm gonna go with

(01:01:20):
women's volleyball in California. You just go there Hermosa Beach.
Watch it for a couple of hours. You might lose
your bets, but you'll get your rocks off. Take it
to the bank. What are you hey, go ahead and
just lock that up. Well, if I lock it up,
how do I get it off? Yeah? Listen, man, I

(01:01:42):
know Patty Mahomes is the best quarterback in the game.
He's magical. He finds ways to win. I need him
to play well so I can win my fantasy league
for the playoffs. But really, I'm switching my quarterback to
Jalen Hurst for this last matchup of the fantasy football
season because I think Jalen Hurts is gonna come out
shock the world. The Eagles, even though their favorite, it's

(01:02:02):
still shock in the world because no one thought they
were gonna do it. Jalen Hurts is gonna lead Slim
Reaper A. J. Brown, Boston, Scott, Kenneth Ganwell, Uh sweat
Lane Johnson, Jason Kelsey, all them, they are gonna He's
gonna lead them to the promised Sirian Siriannis et Sirianni

(01:02:29):
has that chip on his shoulder when he was left
off to any Reid staff. Benjamin Franks, the Fly Eagle
Fly are gonna be your Super Bowl champions. You can
take the minus to minus one and half whatever it
is right now, and you can take it to the bank.
They want me. They wanted me to do the bank,

(01:02:53):
and I will, I will place. I will go and
put fifty dollars on the Suns to win it all.
I'm gonna put fifty bucks so that to also take
it to thank that's well, that's just come on, it's
a week. Those are flyers. Those are flyers. Yeah, Okay,
to be smart, he could take it to the bank
every series. Yeah yeah, now that is different. I could
do that. But also it's a long wait. I don't

(01:03:15):
think now is the time you're still gonna get those
probably same odds. Let it play out a little bit.
You can't pay because once they win five in a row,
Katie breaks his dick or something that could happen. So
I would almost chill on this one just a little bit. Well,
I'm glad you since you're gonna chill, gonna be. That's
when I know it's a good bet. I'm betting. I mean,

(01:03:39):
I can't. It should be a banger, guys, it should.
You got a game this weekend? Yeah, Saturday, But my
three starters are out. Whoa they get traded. It's like
deadline win or break or something. They're like on vacation.
Boomer had the same thing. Games during break and stuff
like that. Some kids leave something. It's not that it's

(01:04:01):
the break. Every every season. There's winter break, there's fall break,
there's spring break, break, it's winter break. It's like, what
the hell. When we're in school, we got spring break
and that is it. Oh yeah, now they have a
break for everything. And I'm missing three players. Man, it's
gonna be rough. That's gonna suck to be really hard.
You're gonna come. No, not if that's the case, you
know what I mean. I mean, maybe I might need

(01:04:23):
you there. Bring your boys. I might have to play
a couple of them. They can get in there, all right.
They've been screen They can screen, and they know how
to go for the legs, and they know how to dribble.
They've been dribbing basketballs all around the house ever since
we went to your game. They are obsessed with the basketball.
I think that those two can work the trap when
we What's funny is when we pulled up to your
basketball game the first time, my four year old says, Dad,

(01:04:44):
I don't like basketball. I play soccer. After that basketball game, Dad,
I love basketball. Dad. We gotta get the basketball out
and soccer is your dad's sports. Now he still play
your own sports. I'll show you how to, kid. You
put that ball in the ground and leave it there,
all right. Yeah. And the Lakers, I mean they made
a trade. They got rest Westbrook. They hated him, rid

(01:05:07):
of Westbrook, but doesn't make it. I mean they're still fine.
I don't think it makes them a title contender, but hey, whatever,
they're trying. And I gotta be real. I gotta update
my app or something. First thing I saw when I
woke up, Oh, D'Angelo Russell, where do you go? Lakers? Oh?
And Westbrook went to Utah? Where Westbrook go? Yeah? He
went to Utah. I literally just saw that, and then
I got to work two hours later. It's about four am,

(01:05:30):
five am. Let's go over to ESPN, see what's happening.
But Kevin Duran got trade. I didn't see the trade,
like until five hours of being awake. Its shocked. It
was that's crazy shock, I mean not shocking. Once Kyrie
was gone, it was kind of like, hey, man, I
don't want to be here. I don't want to be
here for the rebuild. Let's just go ahead and get

(01:05:50):
rid of me. In the nets, they respected I felt
like they respected Katie and he was a good person
in the build. I guess they like him, you know
what I mean? Like read, they didn't want to send
him where he wanted to go. He wanted to go
to the Lakers. They didn't send him there. Durant I think,
wanted to go to Phoenix because he thought they have
the best shot to win the title. And they said,
you know what, you can go go ahead, go ahead

(01:06:10):
and go to Phoenix. We'll get all these draft picks.
We'll get these young players back in return. Bam, it's huge.
That Western Conference is dirty. Dentila out. That was I said.
That was the last two words he said when he
left the building. He said that Durantula out. That's pretty cool. Yeah,
And Hurts is gonna say Hurts out, Hurts out with
that that ring fly Eagles Fly Baby, shut the stop

(01:06:31):
saying that I'm gonna watch it with Cody, Like you've
never said that in your life? Well, I picked him
to whizzle. Just say, Oh, they're gonna win. You know
what to do? They're freaking ah. They eagles are upon me, like,
shut the hell up. No, you want to know what
I want to say? Do they have an old song anyway?
What they're stupid song they sing? It sounds like it's
a freaking uh notre Dame fight song. If I'm giving

(01:06:53):
you guys one piece of advice, it's not to bet
the game because it's not being right or wrong. It's
making money, is what I learned from the twenties e g.
Form that they send you. I didn't get that because
they didn't make any money. Go to a prop, go
to a receiver, a running back, gatorad back and go
under Gatorade color. Go under on one of the players.
It'll be close to the whole game and you'll win money.

(01:07:14):
Nobody knows who's gonna win this. It is a coin flip.
I'm telling you it'll probably go to overtime. It's gonna
be a crazy good game. Do uh. It'll probably good
overtime because that's a good bet that it pays a lot. Yeah, yeah,
don't just don't make it. Don't make Eagles. Sorry, sorry, excellent,

(01:07:34):
that's my elementary school. But I also don't real it
is that the Eagles. Don't do the bet where you
picked Chief's first half and then Chiefs you know, to win,
because guess what that chiefs ends at the end of
the second half, so it goes to overtime, you actually
lose the bet. Learned that the hard way with bullseason.
What I picked a team that it goes a halftime
full time bet, and so I picked halftime, and then

(01:07:55):
at full time I picked the same team to win.
It went to overtime. So nobody the correct bet to ben.
Let's say Utah if a game goes to overtime and
you pick and I picked up, so said I picked
Utah over Oregon, and I picked Utah Utah. Utah was
leading in half, so boom I won that Utah's up.
Hell yeah. Then at full time, I thought was at

(01:08:16):
the end of the game. Full time is at the
end of the it's the end of regulations. Another bet
is overtime. You can pick if it goes into overtime,
full time or just game not a game if if
if they're winning at the end of soccer. But I'm
telling you right now, I literally have the proof. I
bet that to two arguments with it game time. But no,

(01:08:38):
I think there was an option that was tie. You
could put tie at the end of regulation. But I
picked a team. I picked a team, and I lost
the bet football. I've never seen that in my life.
I have to We'll tell you off the air, but
anyway I can pull it up with Beazer because I
have to go back to Bowl season. But I'll show you.
I lost the bet because I was at Red Robin.
Thought I wanted, I was celebrating, went home, and I

(01:08:59):
really is that it was. It had to be if
it went over time you were at Red Robin. So
don't make that bat guys. Alright, alright, man, hey, hey,
what times should be your house? Because I'm not I'm
not doing anything in my house. Guys. We got a
party at the clubhouse if anybody wants to come. Really,

(01:09:20):
crapload of booze, tons of food and everything. We got
work dusting coming down for this. No, he hasn't left Boston.
He's gonna be there. Ruies will be there, she said,
strapped she had some sort of deep throats strap, but
she should be better. She ever see that guy from Vegas?
Did he ever call I don't know off to ask her? Yeah? Yeah,
find out for us. Yeah, and I've been mowing her

(01:09:42):
twenty twenty dollars, don't worry. Yeah. Cool. Have you paid
Froggy Froggy? Yeah? Money back? What sweatshirts? No, don't do
that alright. I think Frogg no Froggy's forty fan. He
had picture of his dog Toad. He has it etched
in his head. I think it's grown back out now.

(01:10:05):
But but I think John Lopez is he He's a
I like John's good dude, good people, fly fly go
shut they that might have been the best bubbs Ben
We corralled him, gave him a good second. Good He's
in and out. Goodbye,