Eddie Annoys A Retired Athlete and Morgan #2 Joins Us

Breaking News on why Ray is missing from the podcast today, Eric Decker gets harassed by Producer Eddie, and Lunchbox had a run in with RAMBO this weekend. Morgan #2 comes on to talk about women and their duck lips, guys that are balding (LeBron James), and life as a VIRAL SUPERSTAR. Is it weird for kids and their parents to yell at players at a pro sporting event? Lunchbox's kid thinks Eddie has a incredible house and we break down the rest of the draft.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
Oh that's it. That's it. You want me to do it?
Let me check your levels on the level all I
could do it before. You can be sorry, I'm funny

(00:21):
to have that. Now we'll do it again, all right.
You can already boost this on the say okay, brother,
when you're ready, You're good? Is the recording? Uh huh?
Just trying to get your levels go? So what do
you need me to do? Just brother, just do that
and then we're and then just kind of bring it
down slowly and then you're done. Okay, all right, Mike's
are so just this. Mike doesn't need to be on.

(00:42):
So just the two that are on right, number two.
I don't know what Mike's she got. I think she's
already up. She was on. I'm turning mine off, yes
please brother, Well then then we can talk cheaps in
a little bit. Brother. No, I'm good, all right, I'm
turning my off. I've got you three on. We're gonna go,
all right. I did see Andy did the NASCAR? All right? Good? Yeah,

(01:03):
I saw that. Here we go. You want me to
do it or do you want me to do I
mean I could do it? Or do you want to
do you do it? You do your micro No, no, no,
that's part of it. Brother, God, oh you wanted to
I apologize. I apologize, damn it. Don't bringing perfections in here.
If you're gonna is it still rolling? Just you ever

(01:24):
heard our podcast? He brothers it's still rolling? Yeah, hang
on three to one, but don't. I don't want you're
cutting that. We're gonna relax. It's starting now. I said
a bad work. It's okay, alright, you're gonna do it.
Now you do it. I'm probably or until you want
to do it? What to do? We are the ones
to okay? But wait, can you give me a cue? Now?
We are the lett be honest. I never I didn't

(01:51):
think we're gonna get through that. We are one. She
did her best, did her best. That was my deepest
voice that I have. What up everybody? I am lunchbox.
I know the most about sports, so I'll give it
the sports facts, my sports opinions, because I'm pretty much
a sports genius. What's up? Everyone? I'm Eddie and I
know the least about the sports. But I'm your average

(02:12):
sports fan, your sports watcher. Don't know the who's who's
and I don't know the what's what's And I am
no siss and Raymundo is not here today. Weltzers. Yeah,
he chugged too many Seltzers. He got a few too
many wrinkles on his forehead, and his baser wife made
him a bro Talx appointment right after the show, not thinking,
oh anything about the podcast. So our boy is getting

(02:35):
shots of I don't even know what it's called bro
tux bro talks. But what is the fluid botox? But no,
that's the procedure. Is it like silicone into his fore silicone?
Like what the new with the boobs? Like the fake
Morgan two? Can you help me? I've never gotten botox,
so I don't know. I have no idea. I mean,
because it has to be some kind of liquid, so
it can't be it's not botox liquid. It has to

(02:59):
be like silicon or submit or estrogen. Like I didn't
really want to go there, but but I think now
is the perfect chance for me to void something that
I've always thought. I think that women always talk about
their botox procedures and like, support women and we need
botox and it's good. Don't be ashamed to get botox
as a man. I think I'm gonna say it for everyone.
I don't think we like it when you guys get botox, Well,

(03:22):
it depends on you like it. Hey, there's a lot
of people that get it that I have no idea
they get it, so you can't tell. But those are
Then there's the ones that look like they got stung
by a bee. Yes you know what I'm saying, and
it's like and it's like and they get in their lips,
they get that lip plumper. Guys, I'm gonna tell you
something about the lip plumper that looks horrendous, Like you

(03:45):
have one duck lips. It looks so I don't want
to kiss those lips. Do either of your wives have botox? No,
never in my life has my wife ever gone to
get botox. I don't know if she would know where
to get botox because I don't even know where you
get bot Oh. I have friends that do, and I
just don't like until I hit maybe forty, then I

(04:05):
might start thinking about it. But right now, I'm like,
I'm just gonna keep my face how it is. It
still feels very young. So can you tell, Like, like
if we're watching TV and Lebron James or Tom Brady
or Peyton Manning or any of these athletes are on TV.
Can you tell if they do I'm asking you, do
they get botox? I mean it takes a lot, I

(04:27):
feel like for you to tell if somebody genuinely gets
a lot of boat talx. Like my friends who have
gotten it, I would have no idea. It's very like minimal.
It's in their forehead and until they tell me, I
have no idea that they did it. But you have
people that have done it for like thirty years, and yes,
you can absolutely tell. Like the Desperate Housewives, Like a
lot of those people, they're not called they're the real

(04:47):
housewife whatever. Desperate Housewives. They lived on Wisteria Lane, Okay, Well,
And I feel like most of them who start doing it,
over time, they like kind of get addicted to what
it feels and looks like, and then they start making
change just and it becomes not just botox, but like
plastic surgery. It makes that transition, and that's where you
start to tell. So is the lip thing? Is that
also botox? When they do that, when they put it's

(05:09):
called the lip filler. I don't know if it's necessarily yes,
but most of I've had friends get lip fillers, and
I still like you can tell it a little change,
but not like you guys are thinking that is like
when they you can do with botox, you can when
you when they do botox or lip fillers or anything
like that, they choose a different number and then you

(05:31):
can choose what that will look like. And most people
that get it, it's a very minimal number, and they
don't it's just enough that they feel good about it.
But then like there's people who would be like a
tin on the lip filler, and that's when they have
those very like plump duck lips type thing you guys
are talking about. So we don't like the duck lips.
What about no, no, no no, don't like it. And so women,

(05:53):
if you're going to get the duck lips, do a one.
Don't go out there and ask them for a five,
because that's just too much and it's unattractive and it
looks weird and I don't even you don't even look
like they're like they're carrying move and it's just look,
it's hard to look at. Now, what about a guy
that gets hair plugs like Lebron James, he was going
bald now he has hair. Joe Buck, who's announcer, he
almost lost his career because he became so obsessed. He

(06:15):
was getting hair from his butt and put it on
his head. Okay, there's so many crazy. He was getting
it from the back of his head somebody, and it
was paralyzed. It was paralyzed his vocal cords because he
was becoming so obsessed with it. So I wonder like,
as a woman, do you look at like when you
see someone like a guy like Lebron James going bald
and you're like, oh man, he needs to do something

(06:35):
about that, or you're just like, no big deal. Well
I think you either like rocket and let the confidence
be there that hey, you're bald, cool life, life's great
and your rocket, or like, no one knows that it happened.
I'm telling you, guys. I saw a TikTok of a
guy who has like great hair, right, and then I
saw another TikTok and he was showing getting a full
fledged hair replacement, like glued on to the top of

(06:57):
his head. I had no idea that he was actually bald.
If you were dating him, you would obviously like, yeah,
well why would you didn't it stay on? If you
glue it on. Does it not stay on? You can
take it off. It's like a wig. It's a It's
like did you did you guys see the weird Out?
Did you you know? Weird? My friend Aaron, his little

(07:18):
brother loved weird Out and he would sing that stuff
on the school bus all the time. Just white stuff
in the middle of an oreo. White stuff. Okay, he done. Yeah,
he put a video out where he uh, it's just
like a little like a scripted video, like a little

(07:40):
short short film. If he goes up to a guy
who's crying. He's a bald guy and he's crying, and
weird Alt comes up to him, has long hair, right,
and weird All comes up to him. He's like hey,
it's a silent He pats him on the back, like
what's wrong, and the guy's like get away from me,
like nothing, you can't fix my problems. And weird I
was like, this is weird and then he goes, oh
I got and he's got, oh I got an idea,

(08:03):
and Weird now takes his hair off and gives it
to the bald guy and the bald guy starts like
thank you. He gets something like this is the greatest
gift ever. And he walks off and it's everyone's like,
what weird Out is really bald? It's his fake hair,
weird that he has weird am? I right? Okay hair?

(08:30):
Not been wearing a wig? Oh, And he just went
from mind blowing to really sad. Is like, this is
my problem with TikTok and all those dumb videos. It's
always so fake. Look look, look, yeah. Yeah. If it's
somebody who does weird like it was weird Out, he
does comedy sketches, So I feel like that makes sense.

(08:53):
I'm sorry. I felt for its. That's what happens when
you watch this stuff. But he wasn't trying to say
that he I mean, it was really just a comedy skit,
I know, but it looked like when Jim Carey would
wear the bald cap or whatever, or when the women
get it. I get it, I get it. I just
fell for it. I'm sorry, I fell for it. They

(09:14):
did a good job. Then, Yeah, he did a great job,
because we'll go watch the video because you did a
good job of explaining that you got really excited, like
like fake talk about Morgan. Number two is TikTok video
that went viral that was fake. That was not fake.
Stop it. You did not get it. You can watch
it in person. I want you know that, Rod, who's
are like manager around here? You watched me do it.
How many views do you get in that video? I

(09:36):
think it's at thirteen million? So I hate it. I
hate it. It drives me nuts. Million people haven't seen
your crap, and you've been doing this for like how
many years? That's what I'm saying. I get so annoying.
I get so annoying that all she does, like she
was like, I'm gonna go do this jeep video. I'm
gonna go do a handstand into it. I'm like, oh,
that's lame, Like how dumb is that You're wasting your time?

(09:59):
And to do dances all the time. We do dances
all the time and no one watches the damn things.
And she does a little somersault like handstand into or
jeep thirteen million views later, and I'm like, damn, I
misread the room on that one. Okay, explain what so
what did you do exactly? Okay? You have to do
a handstand, like literally a handstand. You hook your legs

(10:19):
into the jeep like your your window. The driver's yeah,
like over over the window and then you pull yourself
up from that handstand and you climb into the jeep.
Did you practice it it all before? So yeah, I
showed on my video it took me three tries to
get to it. So the first time I did there's
no chances this is happening. Hillary had to come save me,

(10:40):
like I did not get up. Second time I did
it because Hillary is shooting the video right. Yes, the
second time I did it, I had sand all over
my hands because I thought it was a great idea
to do it on concrete, which if you ever reenact
that video, do not do it on concrete. Yes, And
so I had sand all over my hands and I
like messed it up. But then third time I went
I was like, oh yeah, I got this, and I

(11:00):
pulled myself up and I went in and it was
no big deal. I posted it like just being silly.
I was like, this is a funny challenge, like somebody's
doing a handstand to get in their car, Like this
is ridiculous. And then it just blew up. Next thing
I know, it is being shared. Everybody's like, hey, I'm
seeing you all over our jeep pages on Facebook, and
I'm like, wait, what, what's happening? So why are jeep

(11:20):
people so obsessed with their jeep Like it is like
you wouldn't understand, you don't have you have to be
a part of it to understand. When when you have
people are you guys are like that CrossFit group CrossFit.
You know, they don't stop talking about CrossFit. They let
you know all about CrossFit and the workout of the day,
and it's like an exclusive club and they look down

(11:41):
on you. If you're not doing CrossFit, you're not worthy
of their time or attention. And I feel like jeep
people are the exact same way, Like it's this elitist
club and if you are not in the jeep club,
then we don't have time for you and you're not
on our level. You got that would be a battle
of who are the worst people? Jeep people are across spit.
I mean, we're not better than you. It's it's just

(12:03):
that we have something in common. We both like our jeeps. Yes,
And the cool thing about peoples are really nice. The
jeep wave is a universal really because they don't wait
to me. In my ultimate, when you drive by an
it's a jeep people like you. It's an exclusive club,
so it's a V I P membership. It's not exclusive
enough that if you wanted to go buy a jeep
then you'd be in the club. Yeah, No, it's exclusive
because you have to have that item you said. They waved.

(12:25):
Everybody know they are the jeeps exactly, so they only
wave to people are that are on their quote unquote level.
M two. Have you ever been driving another car and
forget you're not in the jeep and then wave it
a jeep and they don't wave back. Yeah, but why
did you wave at me? You? I gets so mad
and it kind of hurts me. But it's like, I
don't know, it's not even like a better than It's

(12:45):
just like you're just part of this. It's cool to
be part of something bigger than you that you didn't
even intend to be a part of. You're just kind
of part of it. So that is the best way
to explain it. The worst human would probably be someone
that owns a jeep and it's in CrossFit. That would
be ultimate, like the worst person to ever hang out with.
And on a Keto diet or something, you go there,

(13:06):
you go, that's another one. Keto diet Keto man, that's
not that's so not keto, like, shut up with your
Keto crap. I don't. I don't know. I know Vinnie
from Jersey Shore he does that, but I don't know
what it means. Still Keto. Yeah, eat like meat and
cheese are the big things I've known because he's the
Keto Guido. That's that's what. Yeah, that's pretty funny. But

(13:28):
I mean Jeep and cross fit. So M two, did
you get the video the views or whatever? That was
on Facebook? Not TikTok so it did good on TikTok.
I had like eighty thousand views on TikTok did good
on there, and yeah and so, but I was like,
every time I post something, I post it everywhere because
the reality is is that so many people only have
one platform. Maybe they have to. We all have all

(13:51):
of the platforms because we have to. That's part of
our job. We gotta be everywhere, right, But that's not
most people. Most people have Facebook, somebody has Instagram, somebody
has TikTok. So I posted it everywhere and when I
posted on my on my Facebook page, it got three
million views. And then a Facebook page called Jeep Life
like took the video and thankfully like trying to join

(14:11):
jeep life. They said I wouldn't welcome. They made me
show a picture in my car. I was like, I'm sorry,
you send picture. Sorry rejected. I was like, okay, yeah,
you gotta like show off your jeep lush box um.
And they took the like TikTok video and post it
and that's the one that has I think, like ten
million views right now. So combined the two, it's like,
I mean, I don't know, you had one pop off

(14:33):
my first, my first one, and TikTok just seems and
this is just whole a TikTok life. Like I'm trying
to figure out TikTok life, and I'm posting on other
things too, but I'm trying to get like those views
and followers big on TikTok and the Spanish ward of
the Day. The first one I ever did was huge.
I got like, I don't know, a hundred and twenty
thousand views, which is awesome from my page, right, But

(14:55):
then I did one the next day since it's a
Spanish word of the Day, I mean four thousand views.
I'm like, how does I don't understand I don't understand
so then I'm thinking, oh, maybe it's just they like that.
They like that it was new. It was a whole
new idea because the first time I opened a box
that was a hundred thousand views. Then I opened another
box at three thousand, and then I did go to

(15:16):
move on and find something else. So then I did
a dad joke of the day kind of thing at
two thousand. I mean, it was just I just don't
I have noticed if there I haven't quite figured out
the TikTok algorithm. Come figured out that about every four
of my videos pop. You wonder how many of my
videos not a damn one of my videos pop, So listen,

(15:36):
I don't try to. I also think that's because your fans,
like your crowd, may not be on TikTok. TikTok is
like my age, and absolutely and you do more things.
All I do is whatever we do the dances, I
put them up and that's it. I don't do anything
else that's gonna be good because she's already put that up.
No I understand, No, I get it. But what I'm
saying is I do that. Okay, I put it up. Cool,

(15:57):
but I don't go and create other things on TikTok,
do you do you eat the trash? Well, that's it,
but I don't do the other challenges like she did things.
She did the prom thing like where she was trying
on her prom dresses and I thought that was pretty cool.
I was like, oh, that's smart. And I like the
ones where she does where it's like she's wearing one
outfit and it doesn't even look like it's a different
video and and she's in a different outfit and I'm

(16:19):
like that because it's like a hot girl. No, no no,
it's gonna work with you. Are you telling me? I'm saying, like,
if he tries to like happen, then he's in a
new sweatshirt. I don't think I have a cop. I
saw a cop in his full gear. I'm gonna watch
an average guy do that. I think that'd be hilarious.

(16:39):
Although I did see a guy with caps and he
had like ten caps change. That was kind of cool. Yeah, well,
so I saw a cop. He was doing something I
don't know on his front porch, doing a dance or something,
and he's in full gear, gun all strapped on everything,
and then he clapped and he was in his cowboy
boots and hat, and I was like, how do you
do that? Like, I don't understand me, how do you
do that? I don't know how to do that? You

(17:00):
know how he did it? Basically we're teaching Lunchbox how
to do video. No, he's being stupid r and he
knows how he does that. No, there there doesn't look
to be called editing. Yes, I think lunch Box know that,
but he doesn't know how to do that himself. Right
Like if I do that, it's didn't look like there's
a chop, Like you're gonna see the chop. He makes
the transition video and he's gonna clapping. He's not gonna

(17:22):
be in the same outfit right now. He's gonna leave
the whole party where he's changing. And that's what I do.
It's I don't know. It's like to day, we did
a dance and I put it up and somehow dan
it had a video of me recording my face. I
was dying and I don't I love the inshot. I
was like, what in shot? And then I look in
lunch boxes face is just in front of it like

(17:42):
you'd see an older person trying to FaceTime. So I
was uploading the video that's all I did. And I
don't know where that video that. That's what I'm saying,
So I don't know how you make it cut And
it seems seamless. That's what I'm impressed with. And speaking
like here we go transition time and speaking of seamless,
you know, speaking of like got cops and feeling scared

(18:04):
and like they're gunn We went to the soccer game
Nationville SCUD and so we're walking up and we're all
excide in another tie the two games. You got something
to do with you? No? I think that too, but
you're not that important. Here's the thing. We're walking up right,

(18:25):
and everybody's got their Nashville nc nsc N. We're in
SC Nashville Soccer Club. Clearly, as we're walking up, here
comes this dude in full camo, full camo hat, rifle, backpack,

(18:49):
and I'm like, what the hell? Like I look at
my wife, I was like, backpack, like a regular backpack,
camo backpack, and I'm like, he's just gonna walk right in.
He's got a gun, he's got a big old machine.
What And I'm like, oh, yeah, they can carry that? Now?
Who can? I don't know if it's reached that. Oh gosh,

(19:09):
I'm not going to speak to this like totally. You
already brought it up, so now you have to be
There was a log getting past and I don't know
if it's pasted yet, but you no longer have to
have a concealing carry to carry in Tennessee. He hasn't
military anything. He has a military. You can't walk around
with a bazuka. I'm telling you something. I'm telling you
it changed drastically. There was a whole ordeal. I don't

(19:30):
know if it's past yet or anything. I'm just telling you.
Everybody was freaking out. There's no way. There is a law.
I'm telling I don't know what it is. I don't
there's kind of a law. So Rambo's walking Rambo. I
mean it looks like Rambo he's got the war. I'm like,
what wait, he's got war paid. You're about to make it.
You're about to lie, yes, But he has Cambo all

(19:51):
over and I'm like, uh huh. And no one else
seems to be caring, no one. No one else seems
to me obviously, And they're all just going Nashville and see,
and I'm like, guys, what about Cambo Gun Ramo, Rambo like.
And so I walk up to the gate, you know,
and the person is like Melo type and I'm like that, guys,
you're gonna just let him walk in? Yeah, yeah, he's cool.

(20:15):
I'm like, no, no, he's going into the game man.
And he was like yeah, that's good. And I'm talking.
These are like the little security guards, you know, like
the the the stadium security guards that I don't know
what what power they have, but none probably. And I'm like, okay,
and you did tell them you're not gonna do anything
about Rambo, I said, and they're like yeah. And I
go to the Melo type there and I said, you

(20:36):
guys just saw that guy walk through here right like Rambo,
Like I saw that right, and like yeah, it's cool.
And I'm like no, he just walked into the game
with a machine gun and all camo like, we're not
gonna stop him. No, he's good. So then I see
a cop and I go in the cops. Hey, man,

(20:56):
did you just see this guy walk in like Rambo.
He's in all camo and he's got a machine gun.
He's part of the force. Excuse me. He's like he
won't see him again the rest of the game is
on his way to the roof, and I'm like, he goes,
if anything breaks out, he's on your side. Oh, and

(21:16):
I'm like, yeah, yeah, okay, then send him in a
different entrance. I don't need to no, no, like, have
him come in the back gate and put him in
his spot, not just walking in where I'm walking in
and you're scanning like so I was just like, how weird.
And no one else with no one else even cared.
No one else was going I mean I went up
to two separate cops because I didn't believe the first time, okay,

(21:38):
he could have been a traitor to right. So the
second cop I saw, I said, hey, man, you just
saw that guy in all camo walked by and he goes, yeah,
he's with us, And I'm like, You're like, who is
this talk about. I turned to my wife and I
was like, and she goes like, this is not right.
This is weird. To be fair, and all of the
bad action movies not bad. In the action movies, I've

(21:59):
seen the bad guys portray themselves as the military or
something like that. They wear the uniform. So I get
it right, And so I'm like that is just too strange.
And he goes the right. So we go to the
left and we walk and we're running. Were walking by
another gate and here comes another Grandbo walking in Rambo

(22:21):
all in his freaking military this one at least. And
this time you're like, I'm not I'm not gonna let
this one go through. So you stopped him, right, No, No,
I was just like, so, now there's two. There's two
Rambos in this stadium. We're just walking around like, why
are they? Hey? Why are they? There's probably a Rambo
everywhere we go. Okay, and we don't know that. Thank you.
Then let the Rambos be unseen. I don't need to

(22:43):
see them because hey, I mean technically they were in camouflage.
They were trying to with the force. Maybe no one
else but you saw. Yeah, maybe I have great visions
right that lace coming and clutch, yes, shout out loading
vision centers. Check him out, all right, Listen, if they're
gonna put them in special spots, why not have them

(23:03):
come in a side entrance, put them in their spot.
Why are they coming in the normal gate? Just looking
like it might it may not be a bad idea
to show off Rambo too in case you're thinking about
something and you're just like, oh, crap, I didn't realize
Rambo was here. I better not pull off. And then
there's Rambo number two over here and they say, oh,
he's with the force. Then dress him like he's in
the force. Don't act like he's over in desert storm. Okay,

(23:25):
he's got the fatigues on. I'm like, this is bananas.
This reminds me something that I felt like such an
idiot a couple of weeks ago at church. The front
row at church is usually empty except these two older guys,
and I'm like, and they're there every week, And I
started thinking, like, I mean, maybe they're just maybe they're

(23:46):
single and they're just older and they go to church
by themselves, and because they watched the service and they're
in the front row and there's no one else in
the front row except them too. And then where I
go pick up my kids, there's always an older dude,
big older guy standing right on top of the stairs,
just chilling every week. And I'm like, there's a there's
another grandpa chilling every week over there where I pick

(24:09):
up my kids, Like, who are these weirdos that come
to church by themselves and sit by themselves. And then
I realized, yes, they're security. They all had headphones, they
all had those little you have security a church. Yeah,
students have happened at churches. Yeah, I didn't think about that.
But what con shocks me about that is why are
they at the front. Why aren't they like sitting right

(24:29):
there where my back is to the door where somebody's
gonna come in. I think they're everywhere, okay, but there's
just two. The two that I noticed. They are on
the front. They're probably some in the back. There's probably
some all over the place. The other one I realized
was over there by my or my kids. But at
the same time, it's like they do look very suspicious
because they just are by themselves. It's not like they

(24:50):
just fit in. No, no, you can like they're not
talking to each other. So it's like and they're not passing,
they're not going up for communion, they're not drinking communion.
They here for both the as you were both in
really safe places and you had no idea. Yeah, it
was great, they were right. I never saw Rambo and
Rambo two again, so they were They did not lie
to them in anything bad to happen there on your set,

(25:10):
there on my side. But I watched an incredible soccer game.
It was a lot of fun. And there's so much fun,
like it's so laid bad. The kids enjoy it and
it's just a good atmosphere. Everybody's so friendly, except for
the usher in our section this this game. He was like, Mr.
Gonna enforce the rules, no matter what mask. Guy like

(25:33):
you're it says, mask up, you know, if you're not
eating or drinking. My son is two years old, and
he kept coming, Hey, he needs to have a mask on.
I'm like, he's too bron also outside, yes, but but
but MLS. MLS rules are, if you're in the stadium,
you have to have a mask on if you're not
eating or drinking. But if you're a kid, like when

(25:54):
I'm coming in, they don't make my kid put on
a mask when you were. But this guy, I mean,
he was every person if they pulled their mask down
for a second, he'd jumped over the rope and run
up to him. Hey, mass mass mask. And everybody else,
all the other security guards and every other section just
sitting there on their chairs, just watching, and they would
hold up a sign says mask up. But this guy
came up to my son at least five times and said, hey,

(26:16):
you need to have a mask on. I'm like, dude,
he's two, and he's like, rules are rules. I'm like, okay,
it's one of those kinds. But he's too it's not
even required for yeah, but I'm saying, oh yeah. I
mean in his eyes, it's I don't care if your
two or your eighty mask a mask. I was like, okay,
and I put it on my son. He immediately just

(26:36):
take it off and the guy would sit down and
come right back up, and I was like, you're you're
fighting a losing battle. My man, like, just stop. My
kids have gators, you know what those are? The gators
or whatever, And almost one out of every five place
we go to sit the fur gators look uh no,

(26:58):
So one out of every five places. I would say,
would they always hand my kids another mask and be like,
can't wear that? Replace it with this one? Yeah? The
gators got pushed back for a while. I don't know
if they still aren't. You can't wear them on airplanes
you have to wear a mask. So I don't know
they love the gators just because they can wear it.
Around their their neck or whatever and then pull it up,
I guess. But then people those sticklers are always just

(27:20):
like here, and they give them an oversized mask that's
like way too big for their heads and won't even
stay on anyway, So it makes no sense. Then I
want to ask about father's son bonding. Okay, on that note,
I'm gonna leave one one question for you. I know
you have to go work out. You gotta go box.
I know, I gotta get the anger out. Okay. So
there's there's a dad and maybe uh fourteen or fifteen

(27:42):
year old son on the row with us, and they're
the you know, there's three seats in between us because
they have them roped off, and the dad yells at
the players, and so then the sun yells at the players.
Oh you suck because you saw the dad because the
dad does it, and so they yell at the players,
you suck. You can't kick the damn ball? And is
that fun or is that like weird? I don't know

(28:05):
that I would like teach my kids that, Like I
think yelling is cool, like yeah, let's go like getting excited,
but teaching them to like not necessarily degrade because that
wasn't like a bad thing to say you suck. I
think it's pretty bad. Yeah, I guess you could consider
a degrading but there's worse degrading things. But yeah, like
your mother, Morgan, you're an embarrassment my kid to decreate

(28:30):
other people. I feel like that's what that's teaching them,
and that's okay. And like the sun of you you
suck that they would high five each other's Would you
guys teach your kids that would No, No No, I would
teach them creative trash talk. Just yelling you suck. That's
kind of lame. What's creative trash? I don't know. It
just depends on the situation. If you do your research

(28:50):
about the player, Say Morgan is a soccer player, midfielder,
not really good at scoring goals. Hey Morgan, that's why
your wife divorced you. You know, like if you know
he got a divorce grading. But that's a little bit.
I feel like I'm really take the eaves, suck. I
feel like you grew up this way. I feel like

(29:12):
your dad would drive the molester van and then start
honking at people and be like, all right, you sucking
out of my way, And you do that and because
you saw that growing up. And then he shot as
you got a small penis? Yes, and then the sun
set it after him, No, the sun set it. Oh.

(29:32):
And then the dad in my high five what was
this kid? Oh yeah, no, you're like, you're teaching some
bad things. That's gonna be a rough sports fan when
he gets older. And then the dad yelled, till your
goddamn job. What the hells, why would you you're right
there put your flag up. You know that's a god.
I'm just like, I'm glad, I'm I'm an intense sports fan,

(29:57):
but I don't yell at the refs when i'm the Like,
I don't. It's not like that's not something I do.
This is gonna be a kid that grows up to
be a dad who yells at the coaches when his
kids are playing. This will never end, It'll keep going
on generation for generation. But I mean, and that's what
I'm saying, Like the household or the weirdness of you
have a small penis, that's weird, weird, like and what

(30:20):
his brain was? He like, this is a good idea
to be Like, let me tell another man that he
has a small because he's not playing great, because like
when we were at the baseball game, Ray would say
some inappropriate things. But what I'm saying is with your
when you're with your dad or when you're when you're
with your son, you have to act differently, trash talk wise,

(30:42):
I feel like. But obviously that's not how he raises
his kids. He wants his kids to be exactly how
he is. No boundaries, no nothing. I'm going to teach.
You're already a teenager. You're gonna be just like me son.
You have a small plains, which is pretty accurate in
front of me. I can tell you. I don't yell

(31:02):
like that. What do you yell? Nothing like yeah, good one,
come on, you got this, let's go, let's go stuff
like that. I don't say anything like you have a
small penis. I don't even say stuff like I hope
you die or like come on, ref I don't say
anything like that. Sometimes I do, like if there's a
penalty or whatever. Holding, what are you looking at this? Holding?
Yelling isn't bad where you're not pointing it at someone directly.

(31:25):
It's just like, what are you doing? Like? I think
you can say things openly? Are you blind? That's Okay, yeah,
without being like pointing out a player or ref or whatever. Yeah,
so I tell you one more thing about the game.
So then afterwards I go to pick up dinner, and

(31:45):
I'm waiting to pick up and to eat at the game.
The game was at noon, dinner was later, and I
still had my Nashville sc jersey on, and this girl
was obviously been drinking all day was getting something from
the counter and she turns around. She goes, oh, who
won the game? Totally forgot I had the jersey on,

(32:05):
just say you know. I was like huh, and she
points at the jersey. I was like, oh, I said,
they tied again zero zero should go again? Dang? And
I was like yeah, I feel like, I said, I'm
starting to think I'm the bad luck because I've been
to three games. They've tied all three. And she goes, no, honey,
don't be so hard on yourself. You're like I was joking.

(32:25):
I was like, she was like, it's so and I
was like, so, I'll probably not go next year. She
was no, I don't say that you can go. And
I was like, oh my god, it's funny. I was like, girl, like,
I'm not like real talk though, real talk. Why why
do you why? Why do you guys tie? Like? Why
do you? Why do you do draws? Why? In soccer?
Why why not finish it out? Why not? Why not

(32:46):
do the goalie kicks? Those are fun? Penalty Yeah, well
those are fun to watch. Why don't we just do
that instead of time? Let's just go to penalty kicks?
No something zero zero coach and give me explain the
advantage to the draw. When it comes to like standings,
you get one point and if you get a win
you get three points. You get a time you get

(33:06):
one point, and so throughout the season you want to
get as many points as you can. So if you
go to the shootout, you get zero points because you
get a loss, or three if you win, right, or
you could you could do it like hockey does where
i'm yes two over times and then you go to
over to if you go to a shootout, you both
get a point and then whoever gets the win and

(33:29):
the shootout gets an extra points. You get two points
instead of the full three fall win. I think that's
how hockey works if I makes sense to me, not
an expert, but that is what I that makes more
because I didn't watch the Preds game on one Saturday
night overtime one. They only go one overtime, one overtime,
and then they do a five minute overtime and if
they I think it's five minutes, maybe it's ten. I

(33:50):
don't know. I don't want enough hockey. And then shut
and then they go to shoot out. But they won
before going to shoot out, and they went crazy. Now,
what did you want to talk about? Oh? I want
to talk about on my kids baseball game. So so
they're playing. This is my foster son. He's in a
I don't know, five this six four five six, yeah,
five to six age group or whatever. And after a while,

(34:12):
when you're doing you know this this the baseball league,
you start meeting the parents and you start like interacting
with the parents. But by this point in the season,
we're a little more than halfway. You start knowing parents names.
So they all like, Hi, Yeah, what's up. What's up? Jimmy, Hey,
what's up? Sally? Good to see you, Amy, Yeah, good
to see you, Billy yeah, whatever, So we all kind

(34:33):
of can talk to each other. Now, Hey, juicye, JUICYE,
your boys hit good, hit man, dude, he's getting strong
or that kind of thing. Right, So we're all we're
all there at the game. First inning goes on, and
and there are three coaches allowed to go on the
field when you're when your team is fielding. What one
can pitch? One coach has to pitch one place first,

(34:54):
and then one's the first first base coach, and the
other one is the third base coach. And then there's
one in the outfield. And can kind of tell the
outfielders got you, all right. So I'm standing there and
I look in the outfield and I'm like, man, that
coach looks familiar. Big dude, old neighbor. No, no, big dude,
Oh maybe checked you out at the grocery store. No,
no muscles this guy. I mean, this dude's got muscles

(35:17):
the gym. Nope, Eric mother Decker. He's one of the
coaches there. And I'm like, and I go, bigger than everybody. Oh,
he's way biggeran everybody. And I look at the I
look at one of the parents like, hey, Jimmy, is
that e d over there? Rctile dysfunction? Yeah, he goes.
I was thinking the same thing. Is that him? I
don't know. So we started doing the that's a great game.

(35:41):
That's up Ert, You notice seeing me turns around, Gert
and he never went turned around, never turned around. And
then finally, wait, did you look across and see if
you see Jesse James horse. I kept looking for Jesse
James shooting. There was no Jesse James. I looked everywhere.
What day was the game? This is sometimes last week? Okay,
because Sunday she was saying the national anthem at the

(36:03):
national SC game. Oh well, maybe that's why she wasn't there.
Maybe she was practicing, Yeah, maybe so did Decker ever react?
So Decker never reacted, but I got a good look.
It was Decker. Do you think he's used to that?
Do you think that happens all the time when you're
a famous athlete? Manning? When Manning is going to his
kids baseball game, Zion Williamson, Maamson ball mellow? Any of

(36:32):
you do that though? Right? You always do it? If
I'm not sure, uh, Charles Barkley, Barkley, I do just
to see it, because natural instinct is you hear your name,
you're gonna you're gonna try to even if you're gonna
fight it. You may start to turn. They're like, oh,

(36:53):
I don't want to turn because that means I don't
know them. It's sort of like I got a text
yesterday from my friends in Houston and they were like,
oh my gosh, I just had to run in with Leroy.
Leroy from the Challenge. I don't know who that is.
And they said that they were walking through the parking
lot in restaurant and they're like, what's up, le Roy?

(37:13):
And he assumed they He was, oh, man, let's go.
He thought he knew him. He stopped because he's like
he assumed that he knew them because he's you know
what I mean. He hurt his name and he was like, oh,
I don't know you guys. Cool to meet you. And
then they left. But they had a cool moment, they said,
because they yelled Leroy and he automatically thought, oh they
must know me. We'll see I felt. I felt that
was my moment too, to be like, I know Eric

(37:35):
a little bit, like I've seen him places. You talked
to him. Well, I was like, man, should I should
I be the cool dad you know lot? Other than
be like, let me make sure it's him, guys, Tell
the whole tell the whole bleacher section, and be like,
let me don't make sure it's it's who I think
it is, and then go up there and be like,
what's the dude, give him a hug and everything good
to see here? Which one is your kid? Da? He's good?
That kind of thing. But then I never got the chance. Oh,

(37:55):
I never got the chance because I mean, dude, there
was just no moment. Doug ots were on the opposite dugouts,
you know, like we never crossed paths and none of that.
And I'm not coaching or anything. Did you jump in
the line to like, good game? Good games? So you
can shake it? Man? Like after the game, my kids
team has little meeting or whatever, and they talk about
the game, and the coach gis they huddle out in
the outfield. I remember that. I remember that the coach

(38:17):
hands out little game stickers for their helmets. You know,
like if you had a play or a good good
hit or whatever, or you brought it three R B
I s, you get a sticker kind of thing. So
after all that, Decker was gone. But but dude, it's
pretty cool. And my mom's in town and I told
her that's Eric Decker, and she's like, get out. She
still she stared the whole time. That's the hard part

(38:39):
is you can't stare the whole time, but it's hard
not to. But it's all you're focused on is Decker
or I mean you're Trent Dilfer or you know, whoever,
whatever celebrities there. I stare at Dilfer when I see him.
That's what I'm saying. There's nothing. But I mean, if
I went to a football game and Eddie George on
the sign of Tennessee stick, I'm looking at George, I
am watching the game. Yeah, what's all about? Yeah? But anyway,

(39:02):
I mean, I'm I'm assuming we'll play his team again.
I mean we beat their team. And here's the thing.
Here's well, here's the thing. You know, like his I
think his son is really he's on the low end.
He might be five, crap, he might be four. He's little,
and so you know he's gonna grow because Decker is
a big dinner and you can tell like eventually he's
gonna be really good, but right now he's not because
he's just starting out. So do you think he's pissed?

(39:24):
For sure? No, I was gonna do you think Decker
sits with his son? It's like, see this thing called
the NFL Draft. That's gonna be you. I was there
one day, like I got this is the pick I
got drafted on, like right here, at this moment in
time in the draft, this is when I got drafted.
There's probably pressure, though, don't you think? Like what pressure?
What do the kid doesn't want to play sports? Yeah,

(39:45):
I mean look at George. I mean it's a lot
to live. But they like Pippens kids. I get it.
But but I'm talking about like superior athlete marries another
athlete and then the kid now I want to I
want to dance. You can dance. No, I get it.
But how piss would Jordan b how piss would Lebron be?

(40:06):
Probably pretty mad? I think about it. It's like, you're
a kid. You love sports. Yeah, oh man, you're you're funny.
You you like making people laugh, you like being the
laugh of the party. You're allowed, and my kid's gonna show.
And then your kid doesn't talk, he's kind of shy
and he doesn't want to watch sports. Yeah, Well, luckily
dude is addicted and I mean addicted to soccer and hockey.

(40:28):
No no, no, no, he's not a dick, but he's
a dick. Did because I'm telling you we went to
that hockey game and NonStop. Now all he does is
talking about hockey, wants to play hockey, wants to watch hockey.
My wife has a predator's hockey hat and he takes it,
goes my hockey hat. Don't tell him, tell what you're
tell him telling what he thinks. What he thinks, Well,

(40:49):
he thinks Eddie's house is the arena that the Nashville
Predators playing in, because we're on the way to that.
He was talking about going to hockey the whole day
we were going and he was so and then when
he found out Mom wouldn't go, and he didn't want
to go, and I was like, no, no, we're just
gonna go to Eddie's really quick. We're gonna go to
Eddie's house. We're gonna go to Eddie's house. So we
go to the arena and watch the Predators play, and

(41:10):
he thinks that is Eddie's freaking house. He's like, Oh,
go to Eddie's house to watch hockey. Eddie's house to
watch hockey. So he thinks Eddie has the coolest house. Now,
every time hockey is in the TV, he's like, oh,
go watch hockey. Eddie's house and I'm like, sure, kid,
so he loves the Hockey's gonna grow up thinking that
I'm a badass. Yes. And then now that I got

(41:31):
him a soccer shirt for Nationale SC and we go
to the game and he wants to wear it. I
bought it at the Dicks Sporting good I didn't buy Yeah,
you have a gift card, no, but I felt like
he needed something. But I bought a like a three
size is two big so we can grow into it nice.
So why didn't you just get a regular one and

(41:51):
then pass it on to your your little your little one.
I didn't think about that. I mean, that's what we do.
I didn't even think about that, to be honest with you, didn't.
But then I bought the little one one to bed.
Now it looks like he's wearing a night game. Yeah,
it goes down to his shins and like my little one,
I bought him one and it's uh, he's only what
fourteen months and I bought him a twenty four month
so that way grows into it. So it looks big

(42:13):
and as the season goes on and he'll fill it
out and it's fine, you want to do that. With clothes,
that's fine, coach. You don't do that with baseball bats
or sports equipment. Doesn't work. No, No, I understand that.
I got that. But now soccer that's all he talks about.
Go to soccer game, Go to soccer game. Like yesterday
morning wakes up, he goes, oh, today we go soccer game.
And I'm like, you're exactly right, We're going to a
freaking soccer game. No, he doesn't think no, no, But

(42:36):
every time we drive by the stadium, like on the
way home from daycare or whatever, he's like, oh, soccer games,
soccer game and there's no soccer game. Great, because you
are building his love for sports, building it. I'm doing
my best. This is how it all starts. Yes, you
started this way. Next thing, you know, he's gonna be
a crazy fan all because you spend time to take
him to the sports, sporting events. That's what. Have you seen?

(42:57):
The movie Fever Pitch? No? I never heard of it
was that Jimmy fallon, Jimmy fallon Drew Barrymore. He's a
Red Sox fan, but like, but he loves the Red
Sox so much that he falls in love with Drew Barrymore.
But she can't handle his love for this team. Yeah.
And you know what's crazy about that movie? They were
filming it. Yeah during the World Series. No no no, but

(43:19):
they were filming a beforehand and then they happened to
just win the World Series so it was great, so
they didn't have to fake it? Or was it or
was it planned? Oh god? Or was the curse of
Bambino lifted because of a dumb Hollywood movie. I think
about that. I've never heard of that, because you're right,
I remember watching the World Series when they won and

(43:40):
they would be there were show shots that Jimmy found
and Drew barrymore. I think actually one scene in the
movie is shot on the field, and I think that
they were like, all right, we're pausing all things right
now during commercial break to shoot a scene of a
movie right now? Did I think in my I've never
seen the movie, so I don't know, But do you
remember that watching the World Series? I remember I remember
them on the field when they're celebrating, and I'm like,

(44:02):
why are they on the field? Like I was like,
why do they get to be on the field? And
then later that's right, that's right, okay, and that's in
that's in the movie because I just saw it last week.
The movie is actually really good. It's a stupid, stupid,
stupid movie. I think it's on Hulu. That's why I
watched it, because it's free or whatever. But uh, stupid
stupid movie. But the concept is really interesting because how
many times did you were you in a relationship, Like

(44:25):
lucky for you, your wife likes sports as much as
maybe she could she could keep up with you because
she I mean, you met her, she was went you,
but you met going to an astro's game, so you
met at a sporting event, so that already started the
whole thing where like you love sports, but if you
were crazy like this dude, because this dude's crazy in
the movie, he's nuts, he loves he goes to spring training.

(44:47):
She's like, hey, come to my parents. Is the first time.
He's like, but the Socks have a home game. I
can't miss it. Like it's like it's just a regular
season home game. I want you to come to my parents,
Like I don't miss I don't miss the home game.
So it's like problems like this. So I think so
many people relate to this, not just because the Red
Sox and baseball but different things just in life. My

(45:10):
my wife said when we were watching the movie, she goes, uh,
you kind of did that to me at pro Jam concert.
That's when you left her, when I left her all
because me and my best friend Mike at the time,
we would watch Pearl Jam in the front row every
single show we went to that. Did you buy tickets
just sneak up there? No, we bought tickets. We were
in the fan club. Pearl Jam always reserved the first

(45:32):
thirteen rows for fan clubs only, but Mike had been
in the fan club since like n or something my age,
so so Mike always had seniority to get front row tickets.
So Mike would always say, I can only buy two.
Guess who's coming with me, Eddie. So as me and
Mike front row every Pearl Jam show that we would

(45:53):
go to, well, my wife wants to come randomly to
this Houston show. Is like, I like Pearl Jam, I'd
like to go. We were married at the time we
were dating. She lived in Austin, I lived near Houston,
so she drove all the way to Houston to come
to the show. She gets there and I'm like, yes,
I think your tickets are in the lawn. I guess
I'll see you after the show. Me and Mike we
go to the front We go to the front row,
and she was like, what did you ever think about

(46:14):
telling her that before she drove? I thought I did,
But maybe I didn't. Probably not. I mean, I don't know.
I mean I doubt she would drive if she knew
she was gonna she wasn't by herself. Okay, well then
that's not a big deal. Well it was a big
deal because she was going to see me. Yeah, but
if she has other people, I thought she literally watched
the concert by herself. No, she had like I thought
she had a Pittsburgh Atlanta situation on her hand. Because

(46:36):
it's not that bad. That was bad. That was real bad. Honest, quad,
Why are you here? Why did you pick this show?
Don't give me? It's nightmarish? Do you still talk to Mike? Yeah? Really,
Mike has a family. We talk. Where does he live
Austin Round Rock? So is he still in the fan club?

(46:56):
I don't know. It's a good question because I think
he is. I think he is because when a couple
of years ago, when Pearl Jam said they were playing
in Nashville, right, I think it was supposed to be.
Last year during the pandemic, Mike called me and says, hey, dude,
I'm thinking about going to get the Pearl Jam tickets
in Nashville, and so I'm assuming for him to say
that he's still in the fan club. That's incredible, dude.

(47:17):
We're huge, We're huge fans. I understand that I've never
been in a fan club in my life. Never, never,
But but you were a fan of like the like
players and you would write them. Yeah, but I was
never in a fans the same thing. Not really. You
gotta pay your dues in crop twenty bucks a month,
That's what I'm saying. I've never I've never thought I'm
gonna join a fan club. Never in my life I think,

(47:38):
you know, I'm gonna join the I mean, I guess
maybe I should have joined the Chicago Cubs fan club
or because I don't know, but I never I never
even thought about looking into a fans You think brothers
in the Kansas City Chiefs fan club. Let me ask
him a quick yeah. Yeah, and because the fan club
is weird, because Pitts, no, Pitts is probably the president

(48:00):
of Kansas City fan club. What was he saying okay,
but I don't think sports teams have fan clubs. That's interesting,
speaking of I think it's a good transition. The fans
that go on in the draft or whatever, they get
to sit on the chees. How do they get selected?
Do you find that out? For me? No, that's my question.

(48:20):
Oh I still don't know. Did you watch any of
the other rounds? Why would you know? But what I
do like, though, is when they go to second, third, fourth,
fift sixth, whatever, Oh my gosh, they don't waste any time.
Two minutes then away, waste no time. Here's what I
find funny. This is where this is when I feel
bad for him, though, is they televise every single pick,

(48:42):
Like they show the commissioner walk out and they say okay,
even when like if it's commercial, they wait until the
commercial is back and then they announced the pick. And
then once they get later down the draft, your name
is just on the bottom of the screen, of course,
but I'm just saying the like, okay, so if you're
in the fifth round, you don't just see the commissioner.
But let's say you're the third rounder, okay, and you're

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the first one to get the name on the bottom
of the screen. They've televised everybody up until that point,
and you're the first person that goes. They don't televised
the third round. I don't No, No, they do, but
I'm saying, I don't know what point it becomes. Like
even during commercial New York Giants select Umata Poto from
the University of Washington Guard and it just is on
the bottom of the screen. When it's at commercial, they

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don't show the anybody announced it nothing. You're just a
name on the bottom of the screen. It's still exciting
for you as a player to be watching at home.
But if you're the first one to get like untved,
it's like, oh man. If you're the second, okay, because
it already happened to someone before you in that draft.
But you're the first one of that draft is like
but it's still exciting. But there's gotta be one. There's

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gotta be one. Now. Did you see the guy they
got drafted by the Bills. Oh, the one that did
the table jumps an idiot? So so was that Like
they announced it and then he was at home and
this is what he did. They jump off tables that
they jump on tables we'll jump off of whatever and
break tables. Yes, and so he did that. Did he

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hurt himself? No, Okay, he lucked out. He lucked out coaching.
And you don't want to do that. You're you're literally
signing a life changing contract, a life changing contract, and
you're going to jeopardize it by doing a stupid jump.
That's what the fans do, the fans that work at
the factory. That the guys that work at auto Zone,

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They're okay, if they get hurt, it's all right. He
can wear cast and still cash check someone out from
their oil changes or whatever. Like with that, right, he's
gonna be fine. You my friend, you get hurt, you're done.
Why would they even risk it? The bills would immediately
trash that contract. I think you just get caught in

(50:52):
the moment. He's a twenty one year old kid and
he just and he jumps off and does it. What
an idiot. But I watched and I was like that.
I watched it at least three times. At least I
was like, watch that again. What do you think about
the videos when they go to the team for the
first time, where they go to the stadium for the
first time, where they they meet, they go to the
locker room and they see like you know whatever, they

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take a tour of the locker room. It's it's neat.
I mean, I don't watch a lot of them. I
mean I don't think they just pop. You can't. You
can't miss them there, Like it's cool. Like I think
that's a fun little thing that they add to the
little but just a pr thing and it's really well
done and they do it quick. The turnaround is amazing.
I mean, those video guys are real good. I mean,

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that's what that's what they do. But yeah, but like
Trevor Lawrence, like I look at him and I'm like,
does he already have a house in Jacksonville? He already
had to move there, right, It's not like he has
to move now. He knows he was going there. Would
I would think that you just you get drafted, you
still live in South Carolina riz that where he lives,
or Georgia or wherever wherever. And then you get drafted.

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You you think that you already know that the Jaguars
are to draft you. There's a chance they may not.
There's no chance. There's always a chance. There was zero
percent chance that he was going to get always a chance,
of course, there is. What if the Jaguars wanted more
of a runner, maybe they wanted justin Fields, maybe they
wanted mac Jones, maybe they wanted someone else. They did
want a quarterback. But what if coach just because he

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is there and the the I don't think that that
necessarily means that he's going to get drafted first. I
think that everyone thinks it. And yes, it's the most obvious.
I mean even came out like three weeks before and said,
Trevor Lawrences the direction we're going. I get it. But
there's always a chance they made. What if Aaron Rodgers
wants to be traded to Jacksonville, does Jacksonville take that trade?

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And then if you were Jacksonville, if they called you,
if the Green Bay called you because Aaron Rodgers doesn't
want to go back, and they said, hey, we'll give
you Aaron Rodgers. You give us Trevor Lawrence and your
number one pick next year, that's a no brainer. Absolutely, Yes,
you've already seen what Aaron Rodgers can do in the NFL.
You know what you would if you're Jacksonville, you take that.

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I would take Aaron Rodgers in here take Trevor. I
don't want him. I don't why would I want to
risk Why would I want a risk of I don't
know how long heir is gonna do in the NFL.
I have no idea how this guy's gonna perform. It's
simply a gambling risk. It's a gamble. You have no
clue how Trevor Lawrence is gonna play in the NFL.

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You have an idea, but you have no clue. You
know exactly how Aaron Rodgers, you're selling short. You're selling
your stock short. You got sunshine stock. And because this
is what I don't understand about the draft, all of
it is a gamble. Now, That's why I love. That's
why I love going and reading grades. Now, oh this
deep did this? They got an A plus for the draft.

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You have no clue, you have no damn idea. It's
just because you had them rated there like that player
rated and they did a good job. It's sort of
like after a fantasy draft and it tells you you're
gonna be the number one team in the league because
you drafted people that they had high in their rankings,
makes makes no difference. Half of these players that they
were drafted in the first round will be bus and

(54:06):
everybody will look back, like, how did they draft that guy? Oh?
My gosh. I mean the Titans last year got a
great grade because they got the Isaiah Wilson, the offensive
lineman from Georgia. Like late in the first round. What
a steel The dude played four snaps and is now
out of the NFL. Yeah, you didn't see that one coming,
did you. But last year, Oh, what a great draft pick.

(54:27):
It's like the Cowboys they got all defensive all defensive backs,
like they got a couple of line I get it.
They I get that they need a new defense, But
you're not gonna fill your whole defense up with a
bunch of rookies like you want to you wanna hold
you want a defense full of rookies? No, well, I
think it's it's the cheaper way to go and going

(54:48):
and over praying, overpaying for free agents. So you're gonna
you're not over paying for free agents. You're paying for
what you already know. There's no gamble. It's it's like
investing in the company that's already but they don't have
any money, is the problem. They gave all their money
to the offense. I get it. And so they got
to start young and cheap on defense, and they got
a new decorder. Dan Quinn is gonna turn that Dallas defense.

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He was the one that was in charge when you
had the Legion of Boom in Seattle. So he's gonna
turn the Dallas Cowboys defense into something that's good. And
he went, but you start more, you need more than
just a bunch of rookies. Well where do you think
the Legion of Boom started as a bunch of rookies?
Earl Thomas Richard Sherman. They were all the same. A
couple of years to get Well, that's what it's gonna
take a couple of years. We're cowboy fans. We want

(55:32):
it now. Well you've waited thirty years, what's another two?
All right, you're ready to go? Yeah, yeah, I gotta go.
I gotta get a pack. What do you mean? There's
a pack drop right now? Can we do it live?
Let me see, let me see, let me see if
I'm getting the que righty Calcata, Mike did send us

(55:54):
to tex say that our numbers were wrong. They're not
They're not wrong. No, No, you've won ninety dollars yeah,
and I have another ninety dollars sitting in there that
I can sell, but you haven't sold. Well, listen, I
here's what's crazy. I didn't realize this. I put a
camera in paying up for sale for five bucks, just
being funny, and guess what's sold. Within a minute, I'm like,

(56:15):
how much? Five bucks? And I bought the pack for
nine So you still are No, but I have to
still four dollars in the hole. No, but I have
two cars or two cards from that pack that I
can sell right now. Sell one? Can you sell one
right now? How quick is this sell? No? I think
the marketplace is closed now because conveniently marketplace closed. No, no,

(56:35):
you're not allowed because, oh, now you understand it. I
don't understand now now you're an expert. The marketplace closes
when there's a drop because you have to have two
moments just for this drop. You have to have at
least two moments. They don't want people to be able
to go and buy right now. They shut down the
market while there's a drop going on. We have thirty
nine minutes twenty seconds until the drop. We'll get out

(56:56):
of here so you can prepare. Well, I just know
I'm in the I'm in the waiting room, and are
you are you guaranteed a pack? No? I'm not okay,
what number are you at? I don't know at thirty
thirty nine minutes? What number? At thirty nine minutes, they'll
randomly assign me a number. Well, good luck, man, let's go.
It's the hustle and show pack. What what are you
looking for? What kind of car? Are you looking for?

(57:17):
A rare one Lebron. I'll take a Lebron. I'll take
a Lebron. Dude, I have a Mantrese, Harold. It's worth
seven dollars. And he's a center for I mean powerful,
I don't know what for for the Lakers. He was
on the Clippers SIPs, but he signed with the Lakers
this offseason and it's Lebron passing it to him, so

(57:38):
it should be more valuable, I feel, because Lebron's in
the damn clip. But that's just whatever I know, but
it should like someone. If you can't afford a Lebron,
get a Montreal Montrese with Lebron. That's pretty much having
a Lebron. All right? Good? Yeah? Hey, are we still
selling shirts? Yeah? Shop store, losers, dot com. I'm thinking,
I'm thinking about doing something because I think it's almost

(57:58):
time to get a new design out right, Oh you
think so? Yeah? Do you think we should take down
the coach one? Well? I don't think we can take
it down because we can't. They've already made a bunch,
all right. But we can take it down, we have
to sell it out. Well, I mean, we could just
discontinue it. But what do they do with all the
ones they've already made? Oh, there's homeless people to wear them.
I'm just saying, like, I'm gonna give all our coach homes.
It's not a bad marketing. There's not many left. And

(58:21):
I feel like if people don't want them, like, okay,
they had their chance to buy him, so obviously people
don't want them. So we just move on to a
new design and we take those down. All right, let's
talk about it, because I'm thinking you design time or
just something else? Okay, all right, what's your new design thing? No?
I don't have one? You do, and then just have
a big penis You know? My dad he's in town
and he did ask. He's like, how's the sports pain

(58:42):
is doing? I'm like, Dad, you listen all the time.
That's interesting. My sister called me. My sister called me,
and my dad's remodeling my sister's kitchen right now and
moving the Washington dryer by the way out into the garage.
And so my sister calls me, Hey, I just want
to let you know that dad was over over here

(59:02):
working and he's walking around listen to you on his phone.
My sister got out to where he could listen on
his phone or the big He never he just got
a smartphone, and so he didn't know what did you
get an iPhone? I'm probably a galaxy or some huh.
I think like a galaxy or something. I don't know.

(59:23):
And that's a big step, though not exactly big step
from a flip phone. And so he didn't realize he
could listen to the show on his phone. And my
sister showed him how she was like, he was so cool.
He's just walking around listen big fans man. Yeah, shout out.
Cousin Andrew. He came up yesterday and I hung out.
He spent the night. My cousin Andrew, he's here. Yeah,

(59:44):
why didn't you come into the pod. Now he had
to get back to work. Oh, he left already. Yeah,
he left. Oh I thought he was still in town,
my coach, that's not like you gotta bring him in. No, no,
he's he had to go back to the trash you know,
just the trash panda. They're not the trash can pan
He is he in town for work? Well? He his
team is in Huntsville, Alabama. Trash trash Pandas. Why would

(01:00:05):
they call him that? I don't Pandas and his wife
went with like came from Austin with him, like he
was in Arizona. And then he flew to Austin, got
his truck and they drove up to Alabama. So then
they came up here for the day and spent the night.
They were just passing through and she flies out of Nashville.
So she's here now. And he went back to work

(01:00:26):
this morning. Got it? Got it? He had it. You
know they're they're they're in Chattanooga tomorrow opening day. Man,
I mean, how far is his his team from here?
We gotta go. Let's just go and Sunday every Sunday
home game, his kids run the basis. That's what I'm
talking about. So let's plan it a sap. Let's go
trash just the trash pandas I want to say trash

(01:00:46):
can because it sounds better, but it's not in the
trash pands. This is their inaugural season. They were their
first season, was supposed to be last year but COVID
and they're the Angels. Uh farm team, brand new stadium,
triple A double A double double A now double A capacity.
I don't know. I don't think Alabama ever shut down?

(01:01:09):
Speaking of what gosh? I forgot to read this email?
Oh no, I should read the birthday email. I guess
that's the which everyone's more timely. Okay, that the birthday
that screwed up again? Here it is. Let's see someone
wanted they were the original birthday shout out. Okay, and
I missed it again. It's loading here we're going and

(01:01:29):
then we're gonna go throwback to the first legit sore
loser's birthday shout out, best day ever? What up? Cultures?
What a year? I can't believe it's almost my birthday
again on May one. It's been a year for all
of us with quarantine, pandemic and all the other Right,
hit the bleep, He's still get y'all do it birthday

(01:01:51):
shout outs now, but I believe I was the first,
maybe to get a legit one audio attached. Yes, I
do my show prep boys. Still an avid listener and
love listening to y'all shoe for the Crown, shoot m
love listen to y'all shoot the s Crown, Shoot the
shoot the s Crown, You crown their ass. Oh I okay,

(01:02:13):
I got it. I see a period there now. I
love listening to y'all shoot the s crown your ass.
And then I guess you forgot me again. Even sent audio.
It's okay, my b day is tomorrow. Happy birthday? What's
the audio? It was of the first birthday shout out
last year was the first shout out we gave on this.

(01:02:34):
So Lauren, happy birthday. Sorry we missed you on May first, girl, Lauren,
Yeah you just assumed it wasn't. Yeah, but happy birthday.
Uh yeah, you know how the birthdays go. We're Lauren,
happy birthday? Yeah? Hey we're not are we late this time?
It was May first. We're supposed to do it on Friday,
and I forgot yesterday, Nan three, it's Saturday, okay, same

(01:02:57):
birthday as my aunt Judy. And page from sales. Have
your birthday page, have birthday page. And my Judy your
mom's sister. Yeah, I love your mom. Alright, we're good,
all right, We're good, all right, goodbye everyone. Oh and
thanks to Morgan number two for joining the podc number two.
Follow her on her socials if you want to see
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to add to our millions of yews at web girl
Morgan and all her stuff. She's she's all doing dances

(01:03:19):
and stuff. Alright, alright, goodbye, We're gonna stop it. Hi, Scooper,
can you stop that? What were you guys doing? It
wasn't rolling, huh, It wasn't recording. You didn't ask me
to record at all. Would you put in charge of that?
It's right? What's your fault