Eddie Shut Up or Get Out

Eddie has a confrontation with the ref this weekend at his son's youth basketball game. Did Eddie lead his team to a championship? We give an update on the Alex Murdaugh Trial and Lunchbox finished another great show this weekend. Do we like the new rules for baseball and does it make baseball more interesting? Jake Paul goes down but is that the end of the Paul brothers? 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:03):
Good morning. You guys just started. Did you see Lebron?
Did you watch the game? He was limping? Guys? Did
you watch that game? First quarter? I watched the first
half and I was like, well, this game's over. I no,
I didn't know that the Lakers won this morning. I

(00:25):
didn't see it till later the last night and I
was like, oh, the Mavericks are that bad? Huh? Guys, Yeah,
as an audio guy, I hate to admit this. I was.
I was about to say, only in one ear. I
had the ear muff, not on the second ear. And
now you're fixed. He didn't have his headphones on the
whole way. Great, Oh my god, did somebody delete our

(00:49):
sore Losers page? Well there you go? Hey, Oh any
day now that from How bad would it be if
Eddie went in and sabotage and just believe all our
I would never do that. It really wouldn't sabotage you.
We don't need him that much. Anyways, I'm gonna hit
this arnold. He's a little hungover today, so I'm gonna
handle it. He's getting over COVID. It all started when

(01:13):
a dumbass met another dumbass, and they met another dumbass,
and they became the dumbass tree at the end. All right, guys,
we're gonna do it live. Arnold hoped to have you
back soon. Man. He got COVID from Abbey. We ah
the one, two three, so loser? What up everybody on

(01:37):
on lunchbox? I know the most about sports, so I'll
getting the sports facts, my sports opinions because I'm pretty
much a sports nobly. What's up everyone? I'm Eddie and
I know the least about sports, but I'm your average
sports fan, your sports watcher. I don't know the who's
who's and I don't know the what was y'all had

(01:57):
sis And I'm from the North. I'm an alpha male.
I love on the West side of Nashville with Bazer
and boys. I have been glued to the TV for
the Alec Murdoch trials. Hit It hit the music. I
watched the entire documentary in one city you sent there
for four hours. I couldn't stop watching it. What time

(02:19):
I started on Saturday? No Friday, you know, roughly eleven am.
You see how tough a timeline is. He already fucked it. No,
it really is. It really is. Timelines are tough. Like
if you were on if you were in the durnation room,
that's your ideo. That's because I wasn't telling the truth.

(02:39):
But your story has already changed. But that's because I
wasn't telling the truth. If it were the truth, I
would have gotten it right away. I can't tell the truth.
I got it. But what I'm saying is it is
so hard understand. You understand what's hard lying? I understand
lying is hard. Up exactly why it's really hard. Like

(03:00):
I mean, if you asked me, what did you do
on Friday at one pm? What did you do on
Friday at one pm? Let me see? I think I
can remember that. Um. But that's the thing. Criminals, they're
amazing at details like that. They're amazing and just lying
off the cuff. Me I'd be like, um, I don't know, Well,

(03:22):
you better have a real You better know where you
were at one o'clock on Friday or else we're gonna
have problems. Or like Murdoch, they just go, hey, where
were you on Friday or Monday? He goes, stayed at
the office late. They checked the records, he left really
early that day. And I just always in it when
he said they said, what time do you get to work?
He goes, oh, I got there nine am, no later
in ten. And he's like, well, I mean I may

(03:45):
maybe I slept in that day. I can't tell you
every day what time I got to work. And they go,
why specifically Monday? Do you remember that? He goes, oh,
you know, I was recovering. We were out. I was
out with my boy Pappa. We were knocking around. It
was a Monday, So yeah, I was definitely from the weekend.
You know, I still getting this swinging things. He's just
good at lying about nothing. Mustard Mustard. So if your

(04:08):
girlfriend dies on the boat, yeah, and Ray, your friend
has somehow told the authorities that you were driving the boat.
He's already screwed over both of you guys in different ways.
But that's not who he told was driving the boat.
He did two different people. It was the other kid,
you and Lunchbox, two different dudes. Okay, lunch boxes girlfriend dies. Yes,

(04:32):
you are said to be driving the boat when you
know you didn't. Could you still be friends with these
I don't understand that these guys, especially the one that
his girlfriend died, but also the kid that you're talking
about died, son who papa, the actual kid that was
driving the boat. The girl died, and the kid that

(04:54):
he said was driving the boat died, and the mom died.
There's a lot. The housekeeper died, the kid was considered gay.
He died. Everybody in this the low country died. Who
did they say was driving the boat? Well it was Paul,
all right, Yes it was he was driving the boat.
But when the lawyers got there, they said, or they

(05:15):
go to the hospital. Alex was like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
lunchbox is driving the boat. And so that lunchbox guy
is dead now. No, Paul is dead, That's what he
was saying. O the Connor guys, I thought so too.
I was like, breaking news. I never heard this. So
Connor was okay with them pinning him as the driver wasn't.
But he was just like, what is happening? I wasn't
driving the boat. When a lawyer bum rushes you in

(05:36):
a hospital and says, keep quiet when they ask you
who was driving, don't say a thing. It's better for us.
That's exactly what he did. So at first that's why
he was murky. They didn't know who was driving the
boat because he wouldn't out his buddy yet, And that's
what lawyers do. They come in before the storm and
they start saying, this is what happened. All right, that's
what happened. Don't argue that's what happened. And then everyone's like,

(05:57):
I don't know. They planted the seeds and they want
them to spread the seed. Yeah, so have you watched it?
I have not watched the documentary. No, have my seed?
So you've watched God Forbid five times that you haven't
watched this about the adult clucking. I wanted to see things.
Maybe I'm mixed. I'm sorry. That's one of those you
can watch once, but if your wife catches you watching again,
she's like, are you into this where there's a poor boy? No?

(06:21):
I've only watched God Forbid one time. I was finishing
up season two of The White Lotus, and season two
is by far better than season one. It is so
much better. It is so good, and holy crap, those
people are freaking bananas. That's great. Absolutely bananas people people exactly.
Cameron Cameron, Yeah, that is that. That little circle is

(06:49):
the most twisted ass group of people. And it was
so weird. Don't we all know a Cameron, Yes, we
all know, a camera a bare ass. He was changing yes, yes, yes,
and he thinks, do I tell my husband? He just
changed in front of me without even announcing he was
about to do that the whole thing. And then camera's like,

(07:09):
I know you changed from I don't know what you're
talking about, dude, like you're losing your mind the way
he can just deny, deny, deny. So has the old
lady already gone to Palermo? I am done with season two?
You watched Permo Palermo, it didn't climb the Appalachian Trail. Well,
I mean we watched it. I am done. Yeah, you

(07:30):
sit down and watched them in TV thing. It took us.
There's like six or seven episode. Good job and that's tough.
You good job, you did it. It took us about
a week and a half. We watched one per night
or whatever, and so Friday night was the big when
we finished, and we were just like, that was fantastic.
We're all of your theories correct when you got to
the end. No, correct, No, they were not all correct.

(07:52):
I think it's almost impossible to get them correct. But
your mind is just like, well wait oh, and I
still like I want to talk about things, but I
don't want to ruin it for people. But also, can
you say, are our people's lives like that? Or are
we just watching it? Ye? So you saw that with
the Murdoch trials, needs like that, You saw that with

(08:14):
God forbid. If the people's lives are like that, but
eventually it ends in death jail something. It doesn't happen
where they're all standing in one hotel though, yeah, maybe
one family's in one hotel and not all of them
all in one hotel, But I mean, does that happen
where the dad gets a stripper and his son gets
the same stous grandpa Grandpa? The grandpa was the best one.

(08:38):
He's such a peration, so generating, funny. I'm jealous how
they all went on a trip together, the dad's the boys.
I'm gonna have to be one hundred and ten if
that actually happens, with no kidding, But the the the prostitutes,
like like the piano guy, Oh, the piano guy, stop stop,
stop stop, And then the chick in the front, Oh, yeah,

(09:03):
what the hell was her name? But she was great.
I watched these shows so passively I don't remember I
don't even try to remember names. Oh yeah, I just
watched at a pure enjoyment. I'm not memorizing their names. Dude.
That starts off beautifully. The first thing you see is
two strippers on the beach. What watching the boat come in?
How could that not be an amazing show? Yes, that's them,

(09:24):
isn't it. Yes, they're sitting there waiting for the boat
to arrive because she's been talking to one of them online.
I feel I didn't call. I didn't catch that, and
she wants to know what he looks like? Who is
it the dad? Yeah, but you don't know who she's
there to watch. We never even put that together. I
forgot about that storyline. Yes, you're sitting there going huh
not strippers hookers? Hookers? Yeah, well one was a hooker

(09:47):
and the one was just the best friend. Sure, and
then she turned in spoiler alert giving anything away? Spoiler alert,
But the ways to talk about shows and give stuff away?
You should come with us to Palermo, paler because they're
in Sicily the Vine. What a weird island? Is that?

(10:10):
What it was like that that scene where like is
it hey? What was it Spain? Italy? Morocco? There in
Fire Island where it looked beautiful though. I looked at
it and I was like, it was Sicily, Sicily, Yeah,
where are you from? Sicily? They're here there. They were
there to find their their family. They were there to
find the lineage because they had moved. Oh my name
is whatever? That resort sold out, the one from White

(10:33):
Lotus one and why so I wouldn't want to stay there,
like from the show Cares Mother Gerd. Just go to
a holiday inn. It's the same. It's not though. If
I could stay at the Real World New Orleans House,
I would, You wouldn't. I would pay a lot of
money to stay there. I don't know how much money
I would pay. But if it was a normal hotel
and they if they turned the Real World House into

(10:54):
a normal hotel, I would absolutely stay. I would go
to the hotel bar though, and see if the hood
That's what I'm saying, you would go to see if
the pianos there, paying I will say, the Real World House.
They still make Real worlds, right, No, they don't know.
That explains it. I remember when the Austin Real World
Austin House, and that's the restaurant, dude. It was the
most famous thing. Everybody talked about it. Hey, you want
to see the real World house. Hey, that over there,

(11:15):
that's the real World house. You never hear anybody talk
about real world houses anymore, No, because they're not exists.
And the full househouse people go to that, They go
to the breaking bathhouse. People go to this stuff because
the real World house isn't there anymore. It's like and
they turn it into something else. Now it's a Vincy
Young steakhouse, is what it is in Austin. I think
it's a office building. Bat I think it's no longer steakhouse.

(11:36):
Oh it's no longer Vinci. I don't think so. Now
we went by bye. I think it went by bye.
A turn for the worst. You go to work where
people used to party and have a summer of their
lives that's depressed. Yes, it was so good, but White
Lotus was so fun. I knew you'd like it. But
the second season out does the first season. That's what
you want. But I just do fun shows. I don't
do ones where I want to see at the end

(11:57):
of the world apocalypse is gonna be. I just do
shows that I joy, that have some hotties in it,
that have people that are similar of age as me,
have a little bit of a plot line, and I'm
engaged for fifty minutes. Well, good thing, white, lotus, all
ages true, young and old age. Yeah, and the the
lady at the front desk with the other lady at
the front dad. I mean, it's just so good, so good,

(12:19):
and that's how. But it also makes you kind of
want to work at a hotel because the first time
there is so much hooking up at a hotel, Right, dude, single,
right out of college. The best job should have been
at a hotel. You're meeting people, there's new guests coming.
Maybe a resort type place, there's new people coming in.
Oh hello, Hello, you have a bad week. Wait till
next Hey, brooco, we're talking. You go to the beach.

(12:44):
You go to the beach? No, I mean, oh man,
I can't. I can't talk about it A lot to
talk about. The part I want to talk about is
looking up. Oh you like that one? Do you know
what I'm talking about? Yeah, I took my pain. I
want I watched it again. I need, I need your
theories on what happened? What the I don't know? An

(13:06):
I don't talk more about guys. I want to break
down the clock. Let me show you. No, I come
over here and bend over. No, I need to That's
how it works, Coach. No, that's not what I'm talking about.
Ah Man, should we just say spoiler alert that you

(13:29):
lose your whole audience? I'm not doing that because they
won't come back. They'll got to call her daddy with Kelsey.
I want to know your your your theory on this?
At the hell he knows all the names of all
the characters? What do you mean there's no theory? There
were no, there isn't she said? What happened? She says,

(13:50):
But do you believe it? I don't know the characters
he's talking about. I maybe should write down names of people,
because I can't believe you can watch a whole season
that is seven or eight episodes on an hour each
and you can't remember their damn you really want to
know why? Yeah? When I was growing up, teachers, my
one teacher told me you don't have to worry about names.
All that matters is the plot line and some adjectives

(14:12):
and setting what cities they're in. That stuff matters that
exact names you never have to memorize. Oh my god, dude,
So I've never memorized names of my entire life. That's
weird because usually when I took tests after reading a book,
it was like, what did Jeremiah do? At this point?
If you don't know who Jeremiah is, you ain't getting
the damn question. You didn't have to remember Jeremiah. You
just had to remember Jay, and then if somebody else

(14:34):
had a name with a Jay, then you'd remember Jo
or Je. I'm Eddie. This is lunch box. Yes, well
I'll use that one for another month. That one will
be more to me. Oh but yeah, fantastic show. In't
that what you want? Like? See see you want the
first one to be awesome, and then you watch the
second one you're like, oh my gosh, the seconde's a
way been in the first. Yes, so let's get let's

(14:56):
get going that third, the third one. I bet they
film in Nashville. I mean they've been, they've been, they've
been tropical, they've been in the National guess it, where's
the next spot? They go? New York, New York, New
York would be cool. They got to do it in Hawaii.
That's a basically Australia never said Hawaii, though they could
have been in another like, yeah, they did say Hawaiian

(15:20):
and so then they were I think they need to
go to uh like China or Thailand. I must admit
I got to rewatch why I was watching it even
more passively with Bazer she started it. I saw three episodes.
I can't watch number one again. I fell in love
with that girl. What's her name? Summer? I think her
name is Wait, wait, you fell in love with the girl?
Oh yeah, which one, Alexandria di Dario. Let me let

(15:45):
me give it. Did the girl the girl that just
got married the newlyweds? Oh goodness, she was in that.
Oh yes, I just remember Stiffler's mom. You don't remember
the new couple, the one that the picture was like
Andy Bernard, Yeah, I know, and he was mad about
his room size. Right, No, I got the receipt right here.

(16:11):
She definitely paid for it. Oh, sorry about it, so
we will take care of that for you. I love it.
How prompt they were, I mean, come on, okay, okay, yeah,
I got it. I didn't really know that was even her,
but I didn't known her looks in the show. I
feel like she wasn't even wearing makeup at all. Yeah,
I mean, she really wasn't Natural Beauty have every episode.

(16:33):
I'm like, I would change my theory too. I'm both seasons,
so I'm like, oh, that's solving a murder. It's just
a bunch of people bang. You know, as he's watching,
he's trying to solve the whole thing, which is impossible.
I understand that, but you start developing theories like, oh,
this person's gonna do that, this person's gonna do that.
Did you watch the Glass Onion? Oh? Yeahs out? Yeah?

(16:54):
Did you like? Yeah? I saw the first one, the
Knives Out? Yes, this is the most recent I've heard
that Glass Onions in actual house. No, I haven't heard that. Yeah,
an island like that? What is the Glass Onion? Good?
I didn't finish it. I didn't finish it. Okay, see
there's two people here that didn't finish it, and I
don't care to go back and finish it. But again,
it's a murder mystery. It's like a mystery like who

(17:15):
who done it? Yes, because I watched Knives Out because
it was so much hype when it came out. So
I went to the movie theater with my mom and
my wife. Forrest, No, Forrest didn't make him. We watched
it with your left left. We usually Forrest and I
usually used to go to a movie every Christmas Day
or Christmas No, just before we were when we were younger,

(17:38):
Forest the retreat, in the popcorn box, I've emptied out
the popcorn. Something else. There's a little butter. There's a
little butter with that. So my wife and my mom,
my mom really wanted to see it. So we went
and we left underwhelmed. I wasn't like blown away like
everybody thought, Oh, it's such a good one. I was like,

(17:59):
that's all right, yeah, all right. The first Knives that
I thought was pretty good, it was all right. The
second one was terrible. It wasn't terrible. What did you
finish it? Now? Exactly? What was crazy that we can
watch a whole movie. We can like try to watch
a movie and then be like, yeah, I'm good. Yeah see,
I very rarely just turn off a movie like I
can't just not more stubborn, Well, no, I'm it has

(18:20):
to get better, or I'm like, well I watched this
farm as it doesn't get better. Coach, We'll see. They
were different with Betting, but BET's bad to turn it off.
The biggest beauty of betting is the power button on
your remote control. You can always turn off the game,
turn off. Your bet is still there. But what your
bet is still going being pent up the entire game?
You're stressing out. You got freaking pink finger marks dug

(18:43):
into your couch, You've got a pillow on your couch.
You've beat the feathers out of Or do you just
turn it off and move on with your life? The
BET's over, It's over. That's the best thing you can do.
Just like a movie. The power button. The best thing
about the movies. You can always turn it off. Here's
the best thing about that. You turn it off, right,
But what do you immediately start checking your phone? D No, coach,

(19:05):
I do now. But but back in college, when me
and South Beach would turn a game off, we turn
it off. It could have gone to overtime. We could
have won it for all we know. We never did,
but we when it was off never checked it again.
But that's that's because we missed bets back then by
thirty points. Did you bet Honda Classic? Yeah, we took
a flyer. We went lowry. He never made a move

(19:27):
his fat asses set. Did you bet you bet Live, dude,
I'm so pissed about Live. First of all, you can't
bet it on these apps in America. You can't bet live.
I'm pretty sure the one that pops up at the
top is Honda, and then Players. I haven't seen Live,
and Players is in another week or month or something.
Two weeks. Yeah, but uh yeah. The sucky thing about Live.

(19:48):
We don't have Keepka. We don't have We don't talk
about Bryson anymore. We lost all our golfers. Don't worry.
They're good, though, Phil Nicholson. But how do they do
this weekend? Well, Charles how One, because there was some
other guy that you whatever. His last name was Lula
La la La. I don't know. Yeah, Mike, he was

(20:09):
in first place, though I don't know who won. That's
what I'm saying. I'm like, this tells me that they
have the best golfers. It's like, what, I don't know
how they're making money. They're not. Sometimes they see a business,
Oh that's a nice little bread shop. How do they
make money? Me and Beazer see this week at a
frozen custard shop not open on Sunday or Monday. Sunday
is when I want a Sunday. Who doesn't have Sundays

(20:32):
On a Sunday? How do you make money as a niche,
little custard shop in a corner of strip Or how
do you make money as a candle shop? Like all
you do is sell candles? And you really make enough
money to pay rent a five dollar candle at that
freaking mall, freaking Strip Center, Like, how do you afford
to pay that? I asked that question all the time. So, yeah, live,
how are they making money? They're not. Nobody's watching it.

(20:55):
I haven't seen a highlight on Sports Center ever. So
at first I was joking about, oh lives in expect thing.
Dude's pissing me off. Now they took all our good
golfers and because of that, we're watching a guy named Coke.
What was his name? I don't know what second place number?
His name was Cocaine? Really no Kirk, Christian Kirk. Guess what.

(21:15):
Kirk was in rehab a year ago, not even playing golf,
and now he's the champion of the world. That's the
sign of you can always redeem yourself. And also a
lot of great golfers have gone to live. And I'll
hang up and list thanks God. Wait, wait, he was
really in rehab. Yeah, he's the first thing he said.
He goes, well, I want to say, man, I was
happy with my rehab. I wasn't the nicest guy. I'm
happy with my sobriety. I wasn't the nicest guy to

(21:37):
my wife. Happy to win this tournament. I was like, oh,
it's a pretty honest answer, though you probably felt better
after all that. That's pretty incredible. I wish I had
the audio, but I'm I am done one hundred clips already.
But yeah, I mean these interviews people are starting to
open up a little bit. No, he really did, They
really are. I was like, wow, I just learned everything
about that dude in about two seconds. Dude, I saw

(21:57):
a UFC fight and like the guy won, He's like,
and then the guy interviewed was like, so what does
this win mean to you? He's like, I'm gonna be honest, man,
this win's really not much. You know, the where I
was ten years ago, a loser, a junkie, you know,
and it wasn't for like Jesus Christ, I wouldn't be
right now. And that's the big winning for me. Man,
thank you, And it's like, Okay, all right, well, okay,

(22:18):
let's call are you let's catflix amazing. But I mean
the cheated on my wife ten years ago, you know,
and I'm just glad, you know, we got over that.
Haven't admitted to that one until now. Thank you guys,
here we go, see you feel good? Power aid that
cheated that's so wild. I mean to admit that, just

(22:39):
come out and say it. Yeah, man, it feels good
to say all that here because the UFC fighters. There
are so many UFC fighters that you have no idea
their story. And so when they they're like, oh, yeah,
I was abusing this drug, and it's like, well a
lot of people are just like, man, it wasn't for
this sport, I would be the biggest loser ever. Like
this is all I did. I fought. I thought the
UFC guys are gonna be lawyers and doctors. Oh they're fighters.

(23:02):
Isn't the low country any Is there a UFC fighters
yell like a doctors or something. No, they're not. They're not.
They don't go handing up right up there. I mean,
but it is John Bones Jones Week. Did you see
real quick? Sorry before you move to that, did you
see the logan paw fight. I didn't watch it, but
I saw the highlight. Did you win? No? You want
to know this? So it says it's on ESPN Plus.

(23:24):
Hold your ass? Is it on ESPN Plus? Yes? But no,
stop is do you have to have ESPN Plus? Yes? Okay,
my answer to that, your honor, I have ESPM Plus.
But but hold on. If I have ESPN Plus, why
do I now have to pay fifty dollars to watch it?
Because it's pay per view and I'll hang up and listen.
So even UFC pay per view fights, you have to

(23:46):
have ESPN Plus and you have to pay whatever that
is a month on top of the fight. Wow ends
up being about one hundred dollars. Yeah, that was bullcrap
because I really did no football. I kind of wanted
to sit out and watch it for an hour two
thirty one thirty. I turn it on fifty dollars they
want on top of my subscription. But is it worth
fifty dollars? Sometimes I'm starting to feel like, you know

(24:09):
what UFCU like a good seventy bucks, a good UFC
fight seventy dollars. I'm like sometimes I'm like, I mean,
why not? I would have paid if we went out
to dinner, I'd throw seventy five dollars. Exactly. You wouldn't
pay seventy five dollars because you have freaking twenty six
kids and your wife. So if you go get just
Chick fil a. Correct, you're spending that, Okay, And so
you the UFC instead of watching it on a tiny

(24:32):
screen on a website that's giving you a virus. It's
not worth it. Like Bones Jones this weekend, you better
believe you're praying for that. It's gonna be awesome. Are
you doing at the house? Hell, yes, I'm doing it.
Key to night. Yeah, let's go. You can't come in
unt take a shot, dude, I don't want to. Wow,
you can't come in. You're like puking all over yourself.

(24:52):
Borderline amazing, dude, like elephant walk pull your deck out
that you cannot come down last like Jackie, I don't
know you boobs out. It's his thing. If we want
to come here, I used to do that. Dude. He
had a table like I distinctly remember girls walking up.
They hadn't been into a UFC night ever, and lunch

(25:15):
had a table specifically with shot glasses and you couldn't
walk in the door until you took a tequila shot.
What was the whole point of that. I'll just to
get the party started, just to have fun. But can't
people just like slowly get the party started. It was
people that were taking it back like baby puking on themselves.
I'm like, there were people, the people that have never
drank in their life. They're like, well, I want to stay.

(25:36):
I drove thirty minutes, got a babysitter, might as well.
There's one chick I just I can't tell you who
she was for the life of me, but she took it.
She was dry heaving for like twenty minutes. I was
trying to talk to her. She's like, like caught the coach.
There was a freaking plastic bottle of tequila, like not
even the good stuff. It was cool tequila. Look, man,
I was just trying to I thought that would set

(25:57):
the movie get exciting for the fight. It gets everybody
a little loose and look excited and fun. And so
are we doing that this weekend again? I mean I
watched the fights. I don't know if we'll do to
quill a night, but can we come over? You can
come over, but you're not gonna come over. Why not?
Because I know you're not. I could because you have
so many kids, and you're not gonna leave it Saturday night.
It is Saturday night. But you're not gonna come over.

(26:19):
I know it. You're gonna sit on your couch and
you're gonna watch the freaking fight. There's nothing better than
looking on the on you know, ESPN, and being like, oh,
fight night tonight starts. Oh starts at four thirty. Okay, no, no,
this is the real deal. This is nine PM. No,
I know, pay per view. Bones Jones, I mean, this
is it. This is what we've been waiting for us
mad hell. Yeah, he's the main event. Bones Jones is

(26:42):
always the main event. He is the baddest fight. I mean,
he did Cocaine Bear for a little while. He did
Cocaine Bear, he did d WI Bear. He did a
lot of things bad. He did a lot of bad.
This other guy's fighting looks like John Jones. The guy's
fighting looks three hundred pounds. Well, yeah, he can knock
you out. But Jane, Yeah, he's good. You're gonna take him.

(27:02):
I don't know, I don't know. Don't take don't don't
bet against John Bones Jones. John's Bones Jones. And my
favorite point though, coach, dude, I watched every fight that
John Bones Jones has been in. It says it's live
right now. Oh no, oh, that's UFC two eighty four.
What are the odds? You know it? Yeah? I can
tell you right here, right here. Bones Jones is minus
one fifty five. Ghana Cereal ganye is minus is plus

(27:26):
one thirty five. Oh that Cyril when it comes to UFC,
that's about as even as you can get. Damn twenty
six and one, dude, that's amazing. But that Logan, Paul
Eddie was a lock. It was the final leg of
my parlay, so it didn't matter. The other dude was
in a boxer before, and his name's Jake Paul Case.
They're Logan, they're the same. Jake is the fighter. Logan

(27:49):
is his brother who videos. Oh really, yeah, I don't know.
I just say, oh, I know. Is my kids drink
this prime drink because of them? But dude, the guy
was plus one forty that he was fighting, and he
was a legit boxer. That was the easy but not
a very good boxer. But here's the thing. What the
Paul brothers have done. I mean, yes, Jake Paul was
beating up all these x UFC guys that can't really fight.

(28:09):
They're like forty five years old. What they have done,
couldn't beat them up. I understand, nobody, you're not listening.
Influencer fighting these dudes is a big deal, and beating
them is a big deal. That's what I'm saying. It's
been so impressive what they have been able to do,
like what he has been able to do to build
his brand and to go from who Jake Paul? What

(28:32):
about Logan Logan? I don't know what Logan does. I
don't know. They're one and the same. They both are YouTube.
Does Logan fight too? Yes, they have these huge YouTube channels.
One of them fought Mayweather. Do they look the same, Yeah,
they're identical. They're from They're from Cleveland, they came from nothing.
They moved to LA. One of them dated Mike Stud's
ex girlfriend and then then there we go. That's why

(28:54):
boxers and they beat people. Logan Paul is the one
that fought Floyd Mayweather. Yeah, and Jake Paul thought this
weekend right, But yes, they both fight. Whatever. Tina Chichenko's
gonna fight. Yeah, Oh yeah, we gotta go to the house.
But yeah, they have these party houses and they video everything.
They're known for being vloggers. Yes, one kid got in
trouble for going to that forest in Japan, which yes

(29:17):
I saw that. Yeah it was logan Yeah, where people
go to these forests to disappear, Eddie, and he was
doing a video and he captured somebody that went in
this forest to disappear like a dead person. Yeah, he
got so much back. Did he capture someone or did
he put it like a bro I saw the actual clip.
It's from the internet, no cap, no cap, But he

(29:37):
was doing his vlog and he goes, oh my gosh.
And then they were kind of laughing about it a
little bit. Yeah, and but they said, just because he
even showed it, it's just terrible. You can't show that
in a vlog. Oh yeah it was a real person
now seeing the clip, right, yeah, I apologize, Right, that
was very hand me that right, you know, And with
that one, we'll take our first break. So, Eddie, are

(30:00):
you really coming over the house. Yeah, thinking about it,
I mean, because I'm getting the fights. I can't wait.
Now let's talk about them. Get off my lawn. All
these baseball people are so pissed, get off my lawn,
as in like old people, listen lawn. They are so
upset about these rule changes. But these rule changes are

(30:22):
necessary for baseball. I love baseball, I enjoy baseball, but
hanicorn every time after every pitch, we do not need
the hitters getting out of the freaking batter's box, readjusting
their batting gloves, each one grabbing the left nut, grabbing
the right nut, tapping their knee, tap their foot, throw
some dirt in the air, the ta. It is so

(30:46):
ridiculous what it has turned into. So this pitch clock,
and you got to be in the box by this time,
you gotta be looking at the pitcher with eight seconds
left on the clock. It's amazing, Eddie. Have you seen
the clips what they've tried to institute it already in
spring training? A guy would get called a strike if
he's out of the ball. Dude, it's pretty awesome. Yeah,
that's good. I mean, look, don't we all yell at

(31:06):
the TV when the when the play clock is, we're
going snap the ball, Snap the ball. That's what we're
getting doing baseball. Pitch bitcheon, what you anybody. They have
to be in the motion. I wonder I can a
picture just throw it up like that? It's like a
shooting they dude, he's trying to get it up in
the air. The hell was that? Well, get rid of

(31:29):
the ball ball he was about to get a violation.
I mean, he's gonna be like so obnoxious in the backgrounds.
It's massive. So here's my question. So I saw that
there were two only two? Uh pick pick attempts? Yeah,
you can only pick do two pickoff moves per batter. Okay, right,
so after the second, like, can they just like take

(31:51):
a lead like halfway? Yes? Can they just start running? Yes?
You never want to use your second one? Wow, that's crazy.
This is gonna change the game like big time in
a good way. Dude. I don't want to sit down
at six o'clock on a Friday night an easy little
bet and they get over at nine thirty. I want
the bet to end at eight thirty and then I
want to put it into another bet. Yeah, but you
can just take a lead, come back that's one, take

(32:11):
a lead that's two, and then just run on the third.
They can't. They can't pick you off, right, that's crazy.
I don't know if you're read interpreting them. No, I
think that's right. That'd be crazy. They're just gonna steal
bases at pictures get two disengagements, pick off attempts or
step offs. Batter's violations are a back. So they're only

(32:31):
gonna be able to throw over there one time because
you can't the other one because the second time you
can't throw over there, And so they can literally take off.
That's crazy. This is get a huge for runners that
are fast are gonna get a lot more stolen bases.
If you got a fast guy on, it's a lot
bigger now in the game. I hope a lot more
people attempt stolen bases. That's what I want. I want
people running. If you get on first and they try

(32:52):
to call get you out fors lava, I mean, dude,
you can do. You can run home. You can run
home after the second the next batter like literally you
could take a lead. You could probably go over to
the second base. Well yes, well they would throw the
ball to home and hopefully can throw him out. That's true,
but they would have to quick pitch it. That's crazy, dude.

(33:12):
And and is there now with the play clock or
the pitch clock. I don't know about the rules, like
I think I was reading schures or said you can't
throw it if there's certain seconds left, right, because I
was seeing it where the clock wasn't even done ticking off,
and they called devers for a strike because he has
to be in the he he wasn't in the box
with a certain amount of seconds. You had to be

(33:34):
in the box with it eight seconds. But get in
there and ride. Never come on never. So can the
guy on first base? Can he take off for seconds
anytime the pitch. He'll be at third by the time
they pitch. This is great. I mean I'm not gonna Hey,
I still don't understand over. Yeah, hey, the stolen base

(33:55):
is over. I know. We were at a little corner
bar on Sunday and the yank Keys and the Blue
Jays were playing. He was six to nothing. Yankee, you
couldn't bet it on our app though spring training they
don't want you to bet it. Oh, they don't do
spring training. So it was six to nothing. And this
is my start to baseball betting. I didn't bet here,
We're gon bet it, and I go, hey, we definitely

(34:15):
gotta bet. Yankees are up six nothing spring training. They
start in the lead, they end in the lead. I
didn't bet it, thank god the app didn't let me.
Two seconds later, I think Vlad hit like a five
run grand slam. Dude, it was like six to six,
five run. Yeah, they're on debt. Guys were getting in.
If you hit a grand slam, you get credit for
a guy on debt. It was six to six. It

(34:37):
was six to six before they brought us our drinks.
I was like, welcome to baseball. Good luck betting this year.
Good And then and also the shift is gone. Oh
you can't shift. No. Two infielders must be positioned on
either side of second base when the pitch is released. Oh.
I didn't call it the shift. I called it the
ship because every time you think your guy got a

(34:57):
hit and beat the shriek. Oh shit, that's fine, but
what about your outfielders. All four infielders must have both
feet within the infield when pitcher is on the rub.
That's fine, but your outfielders can shift. I just don't
want more guys on the infield When you would think
your guy got a hit and there was ten infielders,
it piss me off. Hey, if you need to shift right.
Your left fielder could come and just cover second base.

(35:19):
Now that you could do right, you can run your
left fielder over to short right correct. That would be interesting.
The only problem is the reason you can do the infielders,
I think is because if it gets past the infield,
the outfielders are to get it. If it gets past
the field on the left field, but can they still
shift though they can still move the left fielders right,
They can still move a little to the right and left. Well, yeah,

(35:41):
but you can't cross the baseline. That's why it is.
You can't be on the other side of second base,
which I hated. You can only have two infielders on
the right side of second base and two infielders on
the left, and all their feet their feet had to
be in the dirt when he's on the road. How
many times are they going to screw up before they
finally get it. I think the shift is going to
be easy to realize. Okay, we can't do that, but
the hitters in the plate, that is gonna be fascinating.

(36:04):
That's gonna happen all the time. Yeah, because you're trying
to look at the coach like hold on, oh oh,
shoot eight seconds, dang it, or you don't walk up
to the plate fast enough, because in between hitters, you're
you there's a time limit, and so you're walking the plate,
you're looking, oh, strike one. I'm telling I was doing
this over at Triple A. I like they've been doing that?
What last Yeah, they've been doing it for a couple

(36:24):
of years. It's a couple of years. And I didn't
notice the difference. I really didn't, other than the pace
was fast. But was their pitch count the same as
it's going to be in the majors? Same that they
were trying it out. They were testing it, dude, because
I swear I went and the clock didn't even matter
because they put it at forty five seconds or something.
Oh was it thirty? That's way too, that's in between hitters. Yes, yes,
so thirty in between hitters. Yes, fifteen seconds per pitch

(36:46):
with basses empty, twenty seconds with runners on, so they
can kind of look, Yeah, you know who's really gonna
have their work cut out for him? The ball boy
or whoever rinky dick up in the booth who used
to work to score and shit, now he's got to
do a pitch count every twenty seconds. Oh wait, oh,
it started the clock too early. Facilities. That's a lot
tougher job. Now, hey, the scouts, they're gonna to reset

(37:08):
their guns. Ah, a lot quicker. Yeah, it's tough. It's interesting.
I think it's great, but everybody complaining about it. Listen,
we love baseball, but you don't want baseball to die.
Baseball has been dying because of it takes too long.
Everything is fast paced. Now everybody's on TikTok, they're on Instagram.
They want the instant Twitter feed. They want fast paced.

(37:31):
Baseball was the slowest thing out there, and they got
a women's baseball. Basketball was I haven't watched much, so
I don't know how fast. That Boomer sent me a
clip of some girls shooting a three pointer and making
I go Boomer. That was Iowa women, not men. Don't
ever send me that clip again. But I'm excited for baseball.

(37:52):
It's gonna be great, it's gonna be fun. I'll be watching.
I got the ticket, you did I usually get. It's
only twenty dollars on Prime. There's no way a month. Oh,
but I worked like six months. I was like, I
was like seven. It's worth it, though, for beat the Streak.
You can watch every hitter. That's what Ray said the
first thing he said about the shop. He ever gonna

(38:14):
beat the street, beat the streak? You can win five
point six million dollars. You never will. It is the
most fascinating free game there is on the market. Coach,
I hope that you do, but you never will win us.
You will never get to thirty. Well, I've gotten up
to twenty eight, and I've gotten up to twenty two,
he said, thirty. I know, I know. Good luck to you, coach, God,

(38:34):
I mean, I mean I tried it, like it was
so enticing to see five point six million. How many
people did we talk into this? Probably a lot after
like did this is impossible? After like two games, after
a week, I was like, this is the dumbest thing
I've ever done, dude. At one point, I was at
seventeen and Justin Justin was it seventeen dude? Me and
him were doing Excel spreadsheets every day and sending him

(38:56):
to each other. He's like, Hey, I got all the
weathers for us. I've entered that in the column. Um,
do you have the pitch totals on these pictures? And
then also let me to know the weakest bullpen and
when he's supposed to be working. Dude, we had the
most We will find them on Reddit. People are doing
them for free. So we were doing these spread dude.
We hit put so much analysis into these hitters every
single day. Well, and then they didn't get a hit,
and then it was all for another there's that. But

(39:19):
then then guy named Vlad Carrero goes oh for five
at home in Toronto. Yeah, when he's playing the shittiest
picture I've ever seen in my life and he doesn't
even hit training, they always know I'm not talking about
that game. I'm talking about how I lost my streak.
That's why. That's why when you hit three hundred and
you're like, wow, you had a good season. If you
bat four hundred, amazing. So yes, there's gonna be nights.
Every freaking great player is gonna go oh for five

(39:41):
but gets a crappy picture. It doesn't matter if your
guy gets and that's what really hurts. If your guy
does get five at bats and he doesn't get a hit,
you're like, it just wasn't more. If it goes extra
innings and they get like seven at bats and they
go oh for seven, with seven k's. It's oh, that's
that's a If your guy walks twice, probably not gonna
get it that night. Yeah, you're like, don't what are
you up there taking a walk for swing the day bat?

(40:02):
We're looking up. What do you got tonight? Coach college basketball?
Did the couple's account? Is boardline depleted? There's thirty eight
dollars left? Good? Don't ever been on Mondays? Take a
day off? I'm telling every better right now. Don't bet
on Mondays? Take the day off. Why it's just bad, dude,
manic Monday. What do they call it? Whatever, it's called

(40:22):
stupid whoever you it's like no brainers morning sex Monday
or something whatever. Don't do it. It's a trick. It's
a way for the gambling people to make their money back.
Is on Monday? Is on Mondays. They set those lines
because Saturdays they get taken to the cleaners and then boom,
on Monday they got to get it back because Eddie,
Eddie had a terrible day Saturday, terrible day on Saturday.

(40:45):
And we'll tell you all about it right after this.
What do you a sponsor? What happened? I'm actually his
work as personal assistant I know you guys will have
my back on this. Ray. Ray, Yeah, almost got kicked
out of a game. So so we were playing the tournament,
my nine year old kids basketball team, right, I'm the coach,

(41:06):
and we're losing. I mean, we're already losing. It's I mean,
it's terrible. So we are big, our big man. He
decided to go to a cousin's birthday party instead of
play the game. Then though he wasn't there, so we
weren't getting well the cousin's birthday party, big one, like
sixteen or twenty one one? Are these kids drinking? I
think he's eight, the cousin, so anyway, so yeah, so

(41:28):
these kids drinking it. No, so we don't have our
big man or whatever. We're just getting I mean, dude,
we're getting dominated on the boards. They're taking every rebound
we're not. At one point, the other team took nine
shots shots because of that many offensive days of that
happens in a college game. I would lose my ship
into a pillow at my TV. It was just like ridiculous.

(41:49):
So so but but he was he was my problem.
The ref. How can I how can I describe there's
ways yea with words. That's how I would our building
that only we would know. Oh that's good. Happy, a
mix between happy and belly. Give me a mix with happy.

(42:13):
I got the perfect mental end, but you need to
describe it so people understand belly all right. He sounds like, yeah,
that actually is explains it perfectly. Happy belly and he's
just not his belly sticking out a little bit from
an it's tucked in, but it's sticking out. Okay, it's
trying to come out. And it's an old dude, it's older.
You call him happy because he says stuff like hey,

(42:34):
fun being me, but this guy was not. He just
looked like happy, okay, okay, So anyway, so he's just
not calling crap reachins. At one point, my kid, who
in the point guard, had red arms from all the
slapping that was going on, Like that's all you would hear.
And then stolen baal stolen bal stolen bal stolen. I'm like,

(42:54):
what the what are we doing? And then finally they
call it reach in number thirty three. I'm like, ref
you could have called that ten times ago. Oh that
hits different, turns around, bowls of whistle, No, sir, you
don't talk to me like that, don't worry about what
I'm doing. Worry about what you're doing. One more time.

(43:15):
You're out of here. Hey, So what did I do?
I just sit down, man, I'm just like whatever, I
sit down. Kevin, who's my assistant coach, He's just sitting
there like an idiot whatever, and he goes, don't you
ever and he kept going I was already sitting down here.
He goes, you ever talk to me like that? We're
playing this game my way. He kept going, dude, And

(43:37):
I'm literally just sitting down, looking at the floor, not
even looking at him anymore. And then he looks at me,
and he looks at the other coach. You guys understand.
And then finally Kevin goes, we get it, dude, we
get it. You already said it twenty times. You're in charge,
You're the man. Okay, you're the dominant one here. We
heard you. We're all bades. I was like, oh my gosh.

(44:00):
I honestly, there was probably five minutes left in the game.
I just shut up, and doing that sounds like belly knight.
I did think about getting kicked out, though. I was like, hey,
you think the boys are like it? If I got
kicked out. Dude. That's something they'll remember the rest of
their lives. Right absolutely, here's the probably. Here's the problem.
That was at nine am. We had another noon game,
but he was gonna be the ref, so I didn't
want to ruin it. Same ref. So oh, he was

(44:22):
trying to make forty dollars. So after the game's over,
you know, and we do all the good gag, good gang,
good game. I'll talk to other coaches and I knew
some of the other coaches from baseball, and they're just like, dude,
trying to get in trouble. I'm like, dude, did they
beat you? Oh? Yeah, they kill us. And they're like
you're trying. Yeah, they're in a good mood because you're
trying to get kicked out of here. And I'm like, dude,
come on, like you saw He's like, no, no, we
we get it. Like dude, he wasn't calling anything on

(44:43):
both sides, nothing, so stupid whatever. So I go up
to him afterwards. I'm like, hey, ref, shake, put up
my hand. Oh good game, man, put out my hand.
I go, hey, I want to apologize saw clammy, sorry
about that. For sure. He was eating like chicken Sally like,
I'm like, hey, I just want to apologize. That's that's
not me, Like, I don't get heated up like that.

(45:05):
But you gotta understand where whatever where I was coming from.
And he goes, no, no, no, let me stop you
right there. I'm gonna stop you right there. Okay. So
it's like you on the podcast conversation. While he's talking,
he's still eating his chickens out. But what the look,
I'm a college reff. I ref all ages everywhere, college,
high school, all it. I do this for fun. I

(45:27):
don't need people yelled at me. I do this all
my spare Sorry, I do this on my spare time.
I do this on all my spare time. This is
fun for me. Okay. I'm not gonna come out here
and call travels, call h reach ins, call shooting fouth
left and right. I'm not. I'm just not. These guys
are nine years old, and and for you to come
out there and disrespect me like that in front of everyone,
you yelled at me across the court. I'm like, well, wherever,

(45:49):
how else did you want me? He's like, no, sir,
we're not gonna be doing that, okay. And I know
you're not that kind of coach. I've coached you before.
I think you're a great coach, but we're not gonna
have that. I tell you were a great coach. So
he's definitely lying to you. He said he'd coached me before.
I don't remember him. If I go, I go listen,
I said, listen. Great. I'm sorry about all that, but

(46:11):
hear me out. We're doing this for the kids, and
if you don't do your job by calling these fouls good,
they're never gonna understand how to play this game. On
both sides. My kids were reaching in. Call them, but
call it. Do something, dude, I didn't know Paul and
Fury was on Saturday. Do something. And he goes, no, sir, no, sir,

(46:36):
not not gonna do it. Nine year old basketball. I'm like,
all right, whatever, whatever is like, I'll see you a
new He's like, oh, do I have another game of
years today? Yeah? Yeah. Noon. He's like, all right, let's
just try to keep it clean. All right, keep it clean,
don't say anything. We're good. I'm like, all right, we're good.
We're good. We're fine, We're fine. All right, we're good,
We're good. Is there a brief pause because He's totally
in the right. He's a college RAF. He's a college

(46:59):
d ref. He said, he call he coaches college. I
don't care. He still has more experience than Eddie in this.
Eddie's been on the scene for about four games. I
understand what he understands how to call it, damn game.
I don't like that he said, this is stupid nine
year old basketball. I'm not gonna call every foul. I

(47:19):
like that, though I don't our kids depend on those calls.
I teach my kids to not reach in. I teach
my kids to drive the lane and draw foul like.
That's what I teach them. See, I really teach your
kids to drive the lane and flop like a fish. Absolutely,
that's part of the game. That's San Antonio, part of

(47:40):
the game. I show him all my nu genobla clips.
This is what I want you to do today, coach.
I wish I could have solved my own eyes to
side with somebody. But that's frustrating. But I kind of
feel for the res I am going to say this.
I agree with he can't call every foul in every
travel because I watched Edie's basketball game and you would

(48:01):
be stopping the game every ten seconds. But there is
a point that you have to call something. If the
kid's arms are all read from being slapped, there are
fouls you could call. It's just like in the NFL
you could call holding on every place. You could call
a foul on every play on the in the NBA.
So they're selective about what they call. But he's not

(48:23):
calling anything that's ridiculous. He has to call some of
the said when you were watching the Super Bowl? Was
juju held right now? You tell me that, coach, and
you didn't win the championship both we lost both games? Bad?
Both games? Yeah, pretty bad? Like, yeah, man, it's bad.

(48:45):
We were really really missing our big guy. Really heard
us at a lot. But it was fun as a coach.
Let me come before this, let me tell you what
what you guys think here. So after every game, I say,
huddle up, we're gonna do a little team speech. Who
aid in confetti? One of the parents bought them all medals.
You know we'll pick me. That's all right, right, I said,

(49:06):
over too. They all start crying. When when the clock's
ticking down and this game's over, you just see him
like all start like this is the first game because
they know they can't win the championship. First game and
they're they're they're there tears and then the freaking buzzer
goes and they all come out. No no, no, no,

(49:30):
no no, that was the game, coach, not not right now.
And so I said, all right, let's go over one
over and get your bads, get your water, get your balls,
get all out over here. We'll meet in the hallway
for the hallway. All right, everybody here, Timmy, yeah, Ricky,
you know, everyone's where's Bill? Where's Bill? At? A little billy?
Where's the at? Oh? I wouldn't want to see him, Coach,
where's Billy? Don't see him? Coach. Some of the parents

(49:52):
are like, let me look for Billy. I think I
saw him crying and running away, and I think his
parents are like over there with him. Tell a little
billy to come back. I waited about two minutes. They
come back. A little Billy's pissed off. He's not coming.
You got a problem with kids not coming, man, I'm like,
what the birthday parties and tantrums. I'm like, what the

(50:13):
Tell Billy to get his little ass over here, Like
we're all here, We're a team. Dude, Billy bailed and
to me, I'm like, that's the problem with our team
right there. Wow, that's in a nutshell? Is you guys
are like the Lakers. There's no, there's no there's a
bunch of just individuals in that locker exactly. Billy is
like Kyrie. You know, Billy's like mass screw the team.

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I'm pissed off. He goes home. The rest of the
team's like, well, I guess you know Billy's gone stupid.
Did Billy come back for the second game? No, Billy
never came back. Oh, I want to know where Billion's
up in life. Let's recheck this in twenty years, ridiculous.
Did you explain to your team why the big dog
had to miss the game? Uh? No, no, no, I

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did not explain. You just said he's not gonna be
able to make it. I'm not gonna make it. But
they're friends with him, they probably know. Do you want
to tell Ray right? He is cousin was having a
birthday party, a themed a birthday party, and he was
the fork. It was a toy Story themed birthday party,
and he was the fork and he couldn't miss it.

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This is what we're dealing with folks three, it's what
we're Can you imagine I missed a tournament because he
was gonna be forky as his uncle? Okay, that that
doesn't happen in East Nashville. Can you imagine it? Can

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you imagine apparent? I mean I just can't. I can
never imagine my dad calling up someone and be like,
hey man, my son's not gonna make it. He's forky
today and he's gonna have to miss the game. What
Like the only thing I can remember is my dad
wanted we was trying to draft a kid and he
was in the bath and his mom said, oh, he
can't come to the phone right now, he's in the bath.
That's maybe the fourkiest incident. I remember your dad in

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there with him. No, my dad goes, we'll get him
out of the bath. I need to draft him. But
why does he need him? What is your dad drafting people? Did?
You were calling him and we didn't. We had never
met some of these people. It was a new town,
so you had to call him. And my dad's like,
here we go. The kid was in the bath. But
you gotta be okay with that. You gotta be fine
with him He's like, I prefer my kids take showers.

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But you know what I'm saying, what do you guys
think about me going over to East Nasty and start scouting.
I think that's a good I mean, dude, who are
you the next coach night? I mean, dude, if we
want any chance to win, we gotta get kids there. Serious?
Oh right, I mean I saw some of those teams
that ed Hee was gonna have to they were serious. Yeah,

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then that's why you Sometimes you just gotta give up,
like the one there was one guy that whining the
right team. Like one guy walked in the bath in
the gym. It was just a dad of the kid
on the team and he had a duck under the
freaking door to get in. And I told Kevin, I said,
who's that guy? Goes? I did, Rumors are am around here.
You're playing in the NBA and you ain't got a shot.

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He's one of the coaches too, Like his son must
be really good. If his dad played in the NBA.
I'm gonna say his son's probably pretty good. His son
has form, like perfect form in his shot. Do you
know his name? I don't, Yeah, perfect form obviously because
his dad played the NBA, so he knows how to
do it. Yeah. I just feel like you guys are unprepared,

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you're outmatched, you're not as talented. And it's good. The
season's over. Put it to bed. Now we're onto baseball.
We started practice last night. Okay, how are we looking? Yeah? Good,
they're good. I'm not coaching. He's not on that team.
So you go from the position of being coached top
dog man, boss and kids around. Now you're just sitting
the bleacher bitch. I loved it, though, dude, I loved it.

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Coaches too much, man, So you got fired. I didn't
get fired. You got fire basketball coach, you got baseball.
When did you play basketball in school? Him? Though, I
didn't make the team. I tried. That's what we're dealing with.
They got an NBA player as their coach. Did your
dad play basketball with you? Yes? Mine didn't. Oh, could

(54:11):
have been there, you go, could have been good coach.
We'll take a break. That's sad. He was never around.
I mean, there's one thing your kids could have said
to you, Hey, coach, why don't you shoot the good
ball at the bottom of the room. Coach, what level
did you play it? Well? Actually, I didn't play at

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a level. Man, I played my driveway and I got
cut from the team twice. The coach k played probably
a definitely, I mean, I don't know about but the
Military Academy at Army he played some kind of Ye,
you're probably right. Yeah, everybody probably played. Bill self played. Yeah,
but then but then he also paid played then paid.

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No no, no, yeah, no, no, we were That was
Adidas that paid. We didn't do that. You're telling me
shock A Smart played? Yeah? Ye Smart? Let me see
where did he play? Shaka smart Beard? Yeah, tell me
Beard played? Yeah, he boxed too soon. They're still too soon.

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Let's see. No chance I'm trying to find him. Hold
on here he is Wikipedia. Where did he play? All right?
Playing career college? See, he didn't play college ball, That's
what I'm saying. Boys. Uh, he played at Kenton Kenyon

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College in Gambor, Ohio, but doesn't say if he played.
Did you guys see the Baylor Texas game? Watch it
all the time. Yeah. As a senior, Smart was named
All North Coast at lath Athletic Conference Team and Scholar Athletes.
So he did play at that school. You knew he did.
We went to brunch just real quick. No, but thank

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you Baylor Bears. We went to brunt something about a
Big twelve. Does that help you with the standings? Yes,
helps Kansas. If they win tomorrow night against Texas Tech,
they are guaranteed a share of the Big twelve title.
This is me just saying this. Guys. Now at bars,
there's betting apps in a lot of states, so people
are most likely betting on games. Just know that. Okay, okay,
we went to brunch, did a little midway at Midtown

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bar and we're watching Baylor. Baylor's up twenty. Dude, they're
a dominating force, part of the parlays. Looking beautiful guy
next to us Baylor Bears fans or what? No, man,
just betting the game. We don't have any Baylor stuff on.
We're literally just betting the game. Oh I thought you
guys were from Waco. I didn't know, man, maybe you
went to school there. Now I'm just betting the game.

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Mind you. They're up twenty from the second that dumbass
said that they didn't score a point the rest of
the game. They won by eleven. And we had we'd
bet it live and we had like minus twelve nine
and not to make it any worse. But in the
final fifteen seconds, Oh, you guys won't cover. Yeah, they're
gonna just run it out. Thank you, man, thank you.

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I appreciate it. The jinks they're eleven seconds before they
actually did that. Thank you. What I realize is people
that don't bet don't know how to talk to about it.
It's so bad. It's so bad, Like you don't bring
that crap up. No, you don't. Oh your BET's looking good.
Oh why don't you say that crap? Yeah, they're not
gonna foul him. They're gonna let him take a lap yep. Now,
they're just gonna run it out. They're not even gonna

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try to shoot. Yep. I knew that was probably gonna happen,
but I wanted to see it for my own eyes.
Thank you any of you to point that out to me.
And did they understand when you bet it, you lose
money then? So I'm not in an excited mood to
talk about the game after we just lost it. Thank you, though, Like,
oh man, that's but at least they won, right, No, No,
they didn't cover, dude, it doesn't matter. Let it be known.

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From the second he opened his mouth, they didn't score
for probably ten minutes of real time. So if he
bought you a mimosa after that, no, I barely even
looked at it. They were bottomless. I told Bazer, I said,
that is a definition of the jinks. It happens anytime
somebody opens their mouth in a damn bar. It's like
my dad. He calls me on Saturday morning and he's
got one hundred and fifty dollars left the gamble. He's like,

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all right, I've been doing some research. He goes, I
want Texas Tech minus two against TCU. I want Louisville
plus twelve or plus seven against Georgia Tech and Kansas
minus nine and a half against West Virginia. I was like, really,
Louisville's won four games all year, Dad, and he's like, yeah, yeah,

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but they got they got some heart. They were plus eighteen.
That's different. They were plus what. He goes, plus seven
plus seven against Georgia Tech. He was like, Georgia Tech's
not a basketball school, and Louisville they had to have
some kind of pride, like they you know, Louisville's a
basketball school. I was like, Dad, they've won four games.
He's like, no, but I like it, Suger the Louisville

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and I was known for the ponies, not necessarily, and
I'm like, okay, Damn, I'm like, TCU, are you serious?
They just got Miles Junior back and Lambkin's back healthy.
And he's like, dude, tech tech has been hot. They're
beating everybody. They're beating everybody. What are you the buckie experts? Serious? Dad? Okay?
All right? Fine, Like the dude that was, I was
placing bets within Vegas? Are you sure? So just run

(59:08):
my bet? Take my money till guy Okay, USA is
like minus three forty you know that, right be? I said,
all right, but hey, he goes. I'm just I was
looking at it last night and that's what I That's
what I came up with us, all right, man? And
so I went ahead and place the bet. Uh. Let's see.
I mean he didn't cover. There's no way Kansas won

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by that much. Louisville didn't cover, and Kansas, Kansas did. Sorry,
I could have told you those didn't even head just
seeing scores across the screen, hilarious. I know our uber
driver did. Who was it Iowa State? Did they ship
the bed? I don't know, I didn't know. I don't

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and it was Iowa State. It had to have been them.
We get in the car, well, I don't know. There's
a lot of games. It could have been anybody that
at the bed, So I don't know exactly what state
didn't lose. Yeah, yeah, So we get in the car.
I don't know. We were going to Almost Friday, which
is known for sports. Oh you guys betting games? Watch him?
Yeah yeah, Well I'm just uber driving. They lost Oklahoma.
I always stayed ahead them earlier. They shit the bed.

(01:00:15):
So I got a uber this afternoon. I'm like this guy. Yes.
So he wakes up. He's like, all right, I'm gonna
place my bets by one o'clock. I'm gonna find out.
I'm like, yeah, our bets haven't been doing good either.
All right, just drop us off here here your car keys.
Oh all right? He was cool though, how to say
what I looking back up? He was a cool dude.

(01:00:36):
Can you request your uber? I don't know, Like, I
wonder if you can find the like someone you like? Dude,
there was an uber. I took um to the airport
one morning and the guy like he was telling some
story and he missed like two cycles of the light,
and I'm like, uh, we're you gonna notify him? Uh

(01:00:57):
that light just just green, you know, whenever you're ready
to go. Oh yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, Sorry about that,
Sorry about that. If we were in an uber a
couple of years ago, went to the Eric Church concert,
had some friends in town, been drinking, been and my
it's busy downtown after the concert and he's not being
very aggressive at the light. We're the second car in Pittsburgh.

(01:01:20):
Well this here, Oh that was a boy myself, that's
not And he's sitting there and the driver is not
being aggressive. We sit there two or three lights and
my buddy listen him goes, dude, if you sit through
another man, I'm gonna punch you in the army. He goes,
excuse me, and he goes, oh, no, my bad, I'm
not really gonna punch an arm I'm not really gonna

(01:01:40):
punch like that. Like, who is that Greg? No, No, no,
there's my Nope, nope, No. His name is Justin, Justin,
not that Justin. He's from Dallas. Yeah, him and his
wife in town. He's a huge church fan. And he goes,
I'm gonna punch you in the f and arm if
you sit through the light again, that could be in
the show in and of itself cover stories. How excited

(01:02:01):
would you be if we invited you to golf and
when you showed up, Justin was there? Impossible because they
know his work schedule. A dude's impossible to get a
held of. He sends you the work schedule because we're
all trying to meet up for Saint Patty's Day? Are
you still going? No, I gotta work on Friday Saint
Patty's Day. I'll be home at eight, though, but I'll

(01:02:22):
leave the door open for you. Guys. Cool, for that's
a nice welcome to the city, like a cold fart,
like what we walk into his front door that we've
never been to in an open door. It's like a Airbnb. Yeah,
welcome to Boston. I'm sure what you do when you
go to a hotel in vacation. They give me the key,
you open the door, You're like, we're here, but we

(01:02:44):
would fly in it too, And then, oh, Justin, I'll
be here in six hours. Guys, make yourself at home.
I mean yeah, now you want her buddy to welcome you.
We picked you up at the airport. Come on, I'm
gonna show you my city, and without that, you're not
doing now. And he's gonna be tired from working at
the hospital all day, a twelve hour shift, and he's
gonna go celebrate Saint Patty's Day. And then he's like,

(01:03:04):
I can't go that hard either. I don't want to
be hungover from our next rotation. Okay, so we're gonna
have two green beers and call it a weekend, Like
what the hell, I'll do. My drink so much that
the next morning you still kind of smell not even
like early morning, like ten o'clock. Yes, okay, I thought
somebody was drinking the other day, but maybe it was
the day before. Wait you taking about basketball. Oh, sometimes

(01:03:27):
in life the ref did smell a little bit. I
mean it all goes to the with smoking. With you
can always smell it on people. Yeah, but I don't
know if that's from that morning or that's why people
turn to pills. You don't smell that undetectable. I have
buddy of mine. His mom was like drinking all day
and they didn't know because she had vodka. They're like,

(01:03:49):
we couldn't smell it. Oh well, that's sounds deep. And
then they bust her drinking vodka. Man, like, not in
the morning, damn. All right, well every Monday, all right, man, mom,
great some water, Let me drink a drink. All I
did that one time. These freaking idiots we're putting vodka

(01:04:10):
and water bottles in the refrigerator or team. No, Like,
this is like a party I went to and like
woke up, Oh man, I need some water, and they're
opening it up. Took the freaking vodka. I'm like, who
puts vocking a water bottle? You idiots? Why even here
at work, I always smell them first. Water you do
do that? You never need it. You never know if

(01:04:33):
somebody's trying to with you and put some vodka in it.
So it's interesting. It's just alcohol you're looking forward? Is
it anything else that vodka and water both completely polar
opposite liquids look the exact same. I ain't fucking with it.
Cobra's and condoms and vodka and water. I don't fuck
with it, Okay, all right, not not with them, all right.

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I did train my kids though, to like ask me
first before they drink anything around the house. So my
kids come up to me and like a hey, dad,
is this okay to drink? Is this water? Yeah? You're
good on there, just don't touch the one the coozy. Hey,
what do we learn from Murdoch? Those kids are drinking
about thirteen fourteen? Crazy? I was, damn but I've been

(01:05:17):
getting that kind of trouble. Like this dude just got
in trouble over and over and over, Papa, all of them, yeah, Papa, yeah,
all of them. They didn't talk a lot about buster.
Did you hear the girl for ex girlfriends? Why don't
he ever got in trouble because the fathering just covered up.
He killed it. Dude, that's the ex gro friend. Oh,
we'd go over to their house. I'd stay to night.

(01:05:38):
I mean they're like thirteen and fourteen. She goes, Yeah,
there was always alcohol over there. They were always drinking
around their kids and parents, everybody there and then showing it.
And it was trays of shots they were bringing to
the kids. What the hell, that'd be the best high
school weekend ever. And this is middle school. When he
wrecked the boat, he was a minor, right, yes, And
so like they show the they're going to the oyster
bake ye drinking it up like twenty one year olds

(01:06:00):
in there, like let's go to a bar and they
just parked the boat. Go to a bar and they're
seventeen years old. You know how worried I would be
that doing it thirty seven. I would have zero beers
and I would make sure a huge ass light on
the boat. I'd be driving one mile an hour. Yeah,
those people on the boats that drive it dark, I'm
just like, I don't know how you do it. I
don't driving. Night's fine, but it's slow. Drive slow. That's

(01:06:22):
Jose Fernandez. That's how he died. Uh cool? Ken is Jose?
Picture for the Marlins, Oh d I'm driving it was he?
Was he trolling coach? They said they were doing drugs too,
and was he trolling? No, they're gunning it exactly. These
guys were gunning it government cut. They didn't know those
rocks were there. One time we went fishing and the

(01:06:43):
dude I was with, he was, I mean we weren't
going fast. Probably like if the if rabbit's fastest and
turtles the slowest, we're probably going you know, like right
above turtle. And we had a sandbar. The boat just
went we all like flew forward, but no one like
died obviously, but like you're lucky. No one got hurt.
I know, dude. They always say don't drive at night.

(01:07:03):
Get ready to take fright. Wow, they do say that
because you and you do take flight. He said take fright, Yeah, fright.
You're scared? Oh my god? Or was it flight right?
Let's go? All right? Goodbye everyone. You guys want to

(01:07:25):
get a trolling both. You agree with me on the
reft thing, right, I mean I see a both. I
mean I see a little bit of him. You can't
call everything, you'd be there all day and everybody fall out.
I'm not saying call everything fell out, but like we
can't even move the ball because there's all of reach ins.
Like I gotta call that crap. Happy belly, happy belly. Dude.
You see him now? Yeah, I got it, No, I

(01:07:46):
got it. He was just trying to make eighty bucks
on the weekend. Idiot,