Frozen Tundra of America but the Podcast Must Go On

Most of America is FROZEN and can't leave their houses so the Podcast must go on. We need to talk about sledding, what are good options for you if you need to burn things around your house to stay warm. What is age is the cutoff for sledding? A little TV talk about shows we can't stand anymore and Lunchbox almost joined the military.

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Speaker 1 (00:08):
Ah, what up, everybody? I am lunchbox. I know the
most about sports, so I'll give you the sports facts,
my sports opinions because I'm pretty much a sports genius.
What's up, everybody. I'm the opposite of lunchbox. I don't
know much about sports. I don't know the who's who's,

(00:29):
don't know the what's what's. But once upon a time
I had corona and I am the number one Dallas
Cowboys fan out there telling you that right now? What
up y'all? At Sisson and from the North of Man
Alpha Male. I live on the west side of Nashville
with bays Or my wife. On the weekends we shotgun
Hard Seltzer's and Boys. I tell you what. There's a
couple of podcasts called Call Her Daddy and Pillows and Beer.

(00:50):
They're sneaking up on us, but we're still better than them, No, coach,
I'm telling you, that's the greatest thing promoting to podcast
right when we start intro, like to give other pod
cast like that is the dumbest thing you do, Like like,
I know you're laughing, but I don't know if it's funny,
because if someone is tuning, is funny. Someone tuning in
for the first time. However, they found their our podcasts.

(01:12):
They're like, oh, well, they think these two are better,
maybe we should go listen to them. They found us
on the back of a milk cart, and Coach, how
do you think they heard about us? Not everybody listens
to the Big Show. I thought everybody did, no, Coach.
I saw some people post on our comments that they
were just looking at sports shows or whatever and fell
in love with this one. I'm like, that's legit fell

(01:33):
in love. That's a little Hey, guys, truck driver, I
fell in love with your show. Three guys, I love
your takes. People say that it's not like they're trying
to take us to a rut because I'm not trying
to date us, but they can enjoy our banter, our conversations,
what we talk about. And when you come on here
and immediately say go listen to these other two podcasts,

(01:53):
it's like, okay, because legitimately, Coach, I just started googling
call her daddy, and I might start listening to this
right now. Don't see, don't say why are we doing this? Well,
I'm telling I'm telling Ray how how effective that is? Coach,
While we're talking about promoting. Should we talk about what
we put up on it? Let's go what you put
on Instagram? Well I didn't. I just shared it from
the shot forward. They posted it. Oh yeah, I did

(02:16):
see that, and I was like, oh, were we supposed
to put that out already? I didn't know if people
were supposed to. They did, then then it's okay, one
hell of a deep tease. Yeah, well go ahead, Eddie.
I mean, boys, we got couzies coming. Wow, are they
in the studios? Are they here? Unless you got one

(02:37):
wrapped around your No, no, no, She said she had
mailed some to the studio and they should be here.
So I didn't know if we got the mail or
if anybody's checked the mail. And it just hit me.
It just hit me that she said that. But yes,
we have couzies coming soon if you are interested in
no clue if anybody even wants a couzy. But yeah,

(02:57):
if you go to these sore losers on Instagram, you
can see on Instagram also if you want a couzy.
But I thought they were nice, so I ordered five
for myself. Well, and also the roads are pretty treacherous.
I believe their cars are uh uh told to not
even go on the roadways and mail is going to
be delivered or or ups. And I don't think in

(03:21):
the last three days I have not seen one single
FedEx truck drive around. They ain't driving well. If it's
d h L, don't go through anything. Pale sleet eye.
Always support d h L. Hey you guys, I'm lunchbox
the yellow truck. DHL will go through any s u C. Personally,
I support the brown ups. It'll get there faster than
any of these services out there toward what can brown

(03:44):
do for you? Keyword lunch box brown. So you know
what's funny is that you you reference d h LA
used to give us our check? Are you serious? Toy
would go, hey, you got an email or you got
a box here from d h L. I had to

(04:05):
sign for it. What the hell is it? This is
the true way. When I got my last undred dollar
check from Bovada, my kids were like, it was a
weird truck that I don't know. We've never seen a
truck like that before. If you watch the show Barry
Cheaper Than on HBO Withal there is a very very

(04:26):
funny scene with DHL that I mean because I didn't
even know DHL still existed, and then tell us the
scene I want to I want to. I don't want to.
I don't want to ruin it for anybody. But it's
really funny and about another show. It's a television show.
Full now everyone's listening to podcasts and watching TV instead
of listening to this podcast. Good job, guys. I did
see a tweet somebody is going back because they don't

(04:48):
have power. I believe in Texas is where the persons from,
and they don't have power. So they've been listening to
old episodes while they're charging their phones in their vehicle
of the sursers. That's awesome. And they I mean, I
didn't know they were archive worthy. That's epic though, thank you.
Apparently the big one is showering with Dad. That's like
the big one that people go back to just to listen.

(05:11):
Must be quite the old shower. I don't even know
which one we're talking about. Or Ray, whatever your name is, coach,
my name is Raymundo, and put some respect on my name. Yeah,
I'm putting respect on your name. We're talking about the
episode when you talked about you stared at your dad's
butt crack in the shower, not butt crack coach the
front part. Yeah, well, you know what, people are saving

(05:32):
water and conserving Now, that might be the new way
of the future. Boys. My sister still doesn't have power either.
She's just like around the fireplace. No, it's not. My
brother was without power forty eight hours and my sister
was out without power for like twenty hours, and they
both evacuated their houses and went to my parents house,

(05:56):
um because they have kids. And then finally my brother
up and went to his wife's cousins. But my brother
got mad at me because I guess self service wasn't
working either, and my brother's wife texted, still no power
over here after like twenty or five hours, and I
put I took a picture of our lights, and I
was like, shining bright over here soon. How would you

(06:20):
do that? Because I thought it was a funny joke,
and she she immediately replied, don't be a jerk. You
know how cold houses get when you don't have power.
How cold, freezing cold? My sister said it was like
almost forty degrees. It was like thirty nine degrees in
her house. I got a text from Billy, my best man,
who lives in Austin. He said, Dude, it said twenty

(06:40):
eight degrees on my upstairs thermostat. We were in full
snow gear, lots of blankets, no power, water, and it
was nine degrees outside when I woke up. I was
about to hack up our kitchen and chairs to burn
because we ran out of stuff, but found more boxes
and started burning those. Coach, that's no joke. People are
actually looking at furniture. They're like, I haven't used that

(07:02):
desk in a few years. Like I can probably firewood.
We need the spare bed. I don't know. That's that
is a little squeaking. It was about to take the
dining room table and throwing the fire for warmth. Dude.
What I would burn first are all books, like I

(07:22):
don't need any books, Like all the books that I have,
just put them in the fireplaces, like I don't really, Coach,
that's a really good point. We have them. I guess
it's stylish now. We put lamps on top of books,
and my wife saw in some magazine where it's considered
a designer thing. Those can all be thrown away. We
don't even read them, and all they do sit underneath
a lamp, which makes no sense, but it's cool. Yeah,

(07:45):
what would you burn out of your house right now
that you can just be like, I don't need this anymore.
I can just burn it to stay warm. I mean,
you can. You bring up a good point about books
because we have a shelf. They have a library. Yeah,
I guess it's a consort of library. It's a shelf
from the ground floor to the top. It's a two
story bookcase that we have when you walk in the
front door, and it's full of books, and it even

(08:06):
has a ladder that you slide back and forth if
you want to get a book from the speaking of
seeing it in a magazine, my wife saw that in
a magazine or on a TV shows like that is
so cool. That's something we should do. Oh my gosh,
do you want to how many times we've been on
that dangn ladder. The ladder she bought the ladder for decoration,
Like she bought the ladder just to lean up against
this bookcase because it looks cool. It doesn't even it

(08:30):
doesn't it's not even functional. I don't even understand it.
But the books are a good point. But we have
a spare bedroom that has a chester geors that we
could chop up and use, Oh, like a whole thing,
the whole dresser. Yeah, oh dang. But the problem is, coach,
you can stay warmed for a whole year. I don't
have a fireplace, so there were none of this would

(08:51):
help me any because I had to burn a hole
in the floor and then everything would catch on fire. Yeah,
so I don't know what I would burn because I
don't have a fireplace. But my sister, she has three kids,
four years and younger, so she had to get out
of the house because they said they were bundled up
they'd been without power. They went to my parents and
my dad's been burning fire. My brother in law in Houston,

(09:12):
he has a newborn baby that's two months old. No power,
so they evacuated to his in laws house and my
in laws haven't had power for thirty six hours. Because
here a couple of the dumb statements I've heard about
no power in the last week. One from my from
my friend, he's like, has no power whatever. He's like, guys,
we're freezing. We have no idea what to do. And

(09:32):
I was like, do you have a fireplace? Yeah? Man,
but I'm not burning anything, And like the power is
not working. It's like, well, do you have a is
it gas? Uh? Is that the little key that you turn? Yeah,
that's gas. Burn the freaking thing, Like just keep the
gas on. He's like, dude, I didn't realize that. I
figured since the power was out, the fireplace is gonna
be out. No, you can light that thing and it's

(09:54):
freaking heat. Not question. Does he have an actual fireplace
where he has a chimney and everything, or is it
just a fake fireplace where it's just it has a chimney,
but you know it's fake wood on there. Do you
just but it's gas so you can at least at
least burn the freaking gas and have fire coming out.
And then I was thinking he had like a real
fireplace that you can actually put logs in there, and

(10:15):
even if the gas in working, you can still light logs. Yeah,
I know. And then he was even saying that that's
where I got the whole ideas, like I might throw
that chair in there. Haven't used that chair in a
couple of years anyway. That was stupid. And then my
father in law, Oh, my god, smart man, lawyer, very
intelligent man. Uh, they don't have power either, and and
I'm like, why don't you go to your daughter's house,
which is like just five blocks away. Well I can't,

(10:39):
like we can't drive or whatever, Like why can't you drive?
The roads are fine, like just plow through it. You
have a you have an suv? Is like no, no, no,
no no. The powers out and the garage door won't open.
Oh god. I'm like, you know you can unlatched that
and open the garage door like manually. It's like, ah, yeah,
I don't want to mess with all that, Okay, Well,

(11:00):
and freeze to death in your house, Like how do
you sleep, Like, I mean, you have to be so
cold when you go to sleep. One of my snuggle
a girl I went to school with a Texas State.
She said that it was hurting her husband and their
two babies. I mean, it's kind of scary, but they
were all in their bed and they all just like
huddled together in five layers of clothes and they got

(11:20):
kind of warmer, but they all just slept in the
same bed. So I mean at night, that's a way
to get warmer. But during the day, I don't know
how you pass the time. Like my my buddy Jacob,
him and his mom have power, So they've just been
sitting in front of the fire. Heard it gets warm
when you do it. They've been sitting in front of
the fire, and they've had people bring them firewood, but

(11:41):
his mom is refusing, like, now, let's just stay here
because they have offers to go to people's house that
have power, but she won't leave. So he's like, I
can't leave. So they've just been sitting there drinking vodka
sprites all day. And then his work was like, oh,
you know, you're gonna take vacation days, vacation days because
he doesn't have any power that fault. You mean they're

(12:04):
making him use vacation days. Yeah, And he was like fine,
So he went out to his car and was charging
his computer in the car. He could get online and work.
That's a thing, dude, like charging things in the car,
Like that's crazy. And then what happens when you run
out of gas? That's a great question, don't you think
about that? Yeah? I mean that's why I got a
picture from my one buddy, Mike Miller. Lines are wrapped

(12:26):
around h GiB the grocery store there. My buddy Garrett
works at h g B. And he said, I mean
every the line is around the building and every checkout
stand twenty people. Could you use a good car, guy,
I thought, so when you're getting My question is when
it's like that, when you actually get inside h G
B or the grocery store, is there anything left for
you to get? Because the trucks that weren't able to

(12:48):
bring new food were they? I mean, you know, people
are eating that food that nobody usually goes towards. That
stuff is getting snatched up, you know it. I mean
like lunch box, he eats spaghettios with pepper, right, what
is it? Pepper and parmesan. She there wasn't anything in there.
There was some spaghettios, though, I grabbed those. That's my
favorite food I would make for you, dude. But picture wise,

(13:09):
and the messages I've been getting and our one bunny
Danny were in a group text and I guess he
doesn't have the cable because he had no idea of
the deep freeze that was going on. And then Florida
it's eighty. So he hit up Billy and he said, hey, Billy,
it's almost eight thirty. What's a good stock for me
to buy today? Because that's when the stock market opens
and Billy goes, dude, have you fn been watching the news?
He goes, I'm waiting for eight thirty for the sun

(13:30):
to come up so I have some warmth. He's like,
and you're asking me a stock tip. Yeah, And then
they're supposed to get more snow in Texas today, we're
supposed to get more snow. It's it's it's baffling. When
Billy said he went to his mom's house, they have
power and whatever part of the town. I believe it's Westlake,
but I mean there's places that still don't have power.
And we're now in what is it, three or four
days about to be going. Yeah, hey, lunch box, you

(13:52):
stay at a hotel. I stayed at a hotel. Yeah,
I'm staying. Well. I didn't know how bad the roads were,
but once you get out of the neighborhood, they've done
a good job of clearing the road. So it took
me a little while to get out of the neighborhood.
But besides that, I'm good. You were you spinning? No,
I drove the wife's car. I think no, But my
ultimate could have made it, because, like I said, once
I got out of the neighborhood, it was no big deal.

(14:14):
And there was cars that looked like mine that we're
going through the neighborhood. And I was like, you guys
are crazy, and it was fine. Just take it nice
and easy, take your time, pay attention to the road.
No one's on the road. It was good. We have
a huge hill that leads it's called Bell's Bluff, so
I mean we're basically on a bluff at my apartment complex.
And there was some good Samaritan who was waiting below

(14:35):
the bluff and would pull like toe essentially vehicles up
the hill if they needed it all day, for an
entire day. Yeah, Me and my buddy Isaiah, we used
to do that when he lived here. He would wear
a Superman suit and literally just drive around and we'd
help people get out of the snow. But I'm like,
you don't have to wear the stupid Superman's suit, but
he would just to be a dumbass. But hey, um,

(14:56):
I think it's funny too that like the dudes that
have the keeps with the gas tanks and all the
lights on him and stuff like this is their time.
Like those are the guys like you know what, this
is why I spend all that money on my jeep.
It's all souped up that I never really take advantage of.
Now I can finally use it. And those dudes are
parked like in the front of neighborhoods, like if you
need anything, I got you now? How old are you? Like?

(15:18):
How old? How old is too old to go sledding? Never? Never?
Like my my my brother he moved to Pennsylvania and
it's I mean, it's all snow all the time now,
And he is, when did your brother moved to penn Dude,
I don't know he moved like what three months ago? Hey,

(15:40):
so he goes, I'm moving to Pennsylvania and I'm like, badass, dude,
Philly is great, You're gonna love Philly. No, man, I'm
moving to reading. I'm like, what what are you doing
out there? Is job? Is that a job out there?
But anyway, I'm like, dude, you gotta go sledding. He's like, bro,
I'm freaking forty eight, man, almost forty nine. I don't
even because sledding. I'm like, no, you're never too old

(16:01):
to go sledding. Lunch Blox. I agree with you because
I went sledding by myself because my kids didn't want
to go. I mean, my one year old about to
be one year old doesn't really know. But my two
and a half year old just refused to go sledding.
And I was like, look, I am not missing this
opportunity to go and hit some hills and have the
time of my life. Because growing up in Texas, we
rarely saw the snow. We didn't have it. And when

(16:23):
it's snowed here it usually hadn't been good sledding because
it's been real snow where it's like not enough, it's
a few inches and you just sink right into the snow.
This is ice, guys. We've been getting just sleep, no
snow sleep. So you go down these hills and you
are trucking it. And I went out to the golf
course that is in my neighborhood, a little you know,
community golf course, and people were everywhere. I mean I'm

(16:49):
talking hundreds of people out of the golf course. People
had their lawn chairs. You had the people with like
there um golf cars, couzies. Oh, they had our cousies.
They had the propein tanks with the heaters attached to them.
They had. It was like a freaking party out there.
I mean, people, it was so freaking fun when you

(17:12):
were slating. When you were sledting, though, did they cheer
you on? Like? Yeah, some people did. Like people brought
air mattresses. I mean, everybody was trying all different things.
And then I was like, oh my gosh, I have
an inner tube that I had in my house for years.
Let me find it. And his wife was like, get inside.
Helped me with the kids. That inner tube is nowhere
to be found. It's up in the attic. Get in here.

(17:33):
Oh no, exact opposite. She cleaned out the house around
Christmas and she gave it away. Oh yeah, they sweetie,
that good inner tube, you know, really one the one
that has never been open, that's been in the box
that we were looking for a reason to use it.
This is the perfect time to use it in a
little yard sale. One day you were out with the boys,
you know, you were at work one day and I
cleaned some things out and I took that to goodwill. Coach,

(17:56):
you know, we did one year we went to the Firestone,
the tire shot right down the street from our house.
A tube like they have inner tubes, like real inner
tubes that go inside of tires. And they'll sell it
to you for cheap. They'll be like here, dude, or
just take it. That is genius. So I I had,
like I went down, I had a like a circular disc.
It already had a crack in it, because it was like,

(18:19):
it'll still work from the last time we uh went
sounds like a scene from Griswald Family Vacation. The second
second time down the hill cracked in half, and I
was like, okay, that's fine, you know what I mean,
I'll just go off on half of it. So I
went down the third time, only on half of the disk,
and it was going great time. About halfway down the hill,

(18:40):
it hit something and the disc got stuck and I
went flying down and scraped some skin off my butt.
But that was in that was into my sledding. Yeah,
that's the bad part about the ice. You know, the
ice is good because you fly. Man, when you fall,
I mean you're scraping the whole way down. So the
video of yours, though, that looked like a legit slope.

(19:01):
It looked like you were in Breckon Ridge coach freaking steamboat.
I'm you, it was hauling and you had to you
had to like kind of fall off at the end
because you're gonna go into creek. There's a creek at
the bottom of the hill, so right before you get
to you kind of gotta put your feet out or
turn or just roll off. So freaking fun. Right before Eddie,
I needs you to come to my neighborhood today and

(19:22):
go down these hills because I need to borrow some
sled and stuff. Coach, I got two sleds. I've got
a surfboard that broke a long time ago, one that
I had when I was in high school. I used. Okay, okay,
hold on, guys, we have technical difficulties because Eddie's in
a different studio. It kind of Eddie is across town.
Weird downtown right now at the headquarters the mother ship,

(19:43):
and uh, Eddie is across town. So that is the
reason for the fillerbustering. You're back, You're back. What else
do you have? Okay, so I got two plastic sleds
that we've got what I don't know, a couple of
years ago. Those are fine. They worked great for the kids.
For an adult, not so much. Coach. I'm bringing my
surfboard and you can't stand on this thing because there's
no grip. It's not water. You can't stand on it.

(20:05):
You can go maybe knees, you can get on your
knees or whatever, but do not stand on this thing.
You will wipe it, hit the back of your head
and you're done, Like no, you, but you this thing, Coach,
it's so slick. You will beat everyone down that hill.
It's legit. Are you really going to bring that? If
you want, I'll bring this. I'll bring the surfboard, and
I have a skateboard that I take the wheels off.
I saw someone yesterday they had skateboard. They taking the

(20:27):
wheels off. I even saw a guy that took a
part of his wheelbarrow and was using this a little
bucket of wheelbarrow to go down the hill. Coach, you
can literally use anything. This lady brought one of those
you know, those those sunshades that you put on your
windshield cars, and she, I mean she went straight down boom,
no problem. I The funniest thing that happened yesterday is
there's these bro skis. They show up and they think

(20:48):
they are so freaking cool. There's like ten of them, right,
and we're at the top of this big old hill
and you can't see the creek at the bottom, and
and I said, hey, man, just so you know, because
they're they got like skiboard like snowboards, skis, they got sleds,
they got boogie boards everything. I was like, just it,
heads up, there's a creek down there, and be careful.
And they go, Joe, Bro, we've been doing this for

(21:08):
like ten years. I'm like, okay, first time down, dude,
PLoP right in the creek. The what happened on? Well, no,
he just got all wet and he jumped up. He's like,
dang it, hypothermia. No. I mean, it's just a little creek.
It's a little but he got all wet. I was like, yeah,
ten years, bro, you're so damn cool, aren't you. Ten years?

(21:31):
Does the golf course give a crap that you guys
are about to ask that question? Good luck when it
started to be spring on number eight, when you're trying
to get and you're gonna be chili dipping, dude, Oh dude,
you're that course has been destroyed last year, is destroyed
by a tornado. They finally opened it in the middle
of December, and now you've got people sledding all over
it for the last few days, and we're gonna continue

(21:52):
all through the weekend. It's gonna be absolutely destroyed again.
And so I guess they don't care because no one's
out there stopping us. And I don't you could stop anybody.
I do think they probably mind people driving like there
as you're their little a t v s out on it.
That's probably not a good idea, Probably not no now,
And you won't even see that till the snow melts
and then you're just like, what the hell happened here?

(22:14):
Like freaking tire tracks everywhere. But it has been so fun. Right,
have you done any outdoor activity with the snow? The
only thing that I have done is, uh no, wow,
you made yellow snow yellow snow cut. I'm gonna be
real with you boys. I had a little bit about
two scares, so I mean, I'm not out there like

(22:36):
haunting the snow. And the one was I just got
back into town and I opened my door and I
had no idea it was solid ice, and I jumped out.
You guys know, I got the big trailblazer murdered out.
I jumped out of it. Both my feet hit the ground, guys,
and my feet went out from under me. I slid
underneath my door into the car underneath me, and my

(22:58):
door just drilled. Like I'm not talking like a small
door job. I adored the crap out of this lexus
right next to me. Okay, and I mean, tell them,
how do you tell them? You leave a note? Or what?
You leave a note? Coach? And it all went the snow,
and just well, now that's that's the best case scenario.
You leave a note, it'll get destroyed and they'll never
see it. But you tried it. So I ended up

(23:19):
using some of my reasoning skills. I looked at their car,
and the mark mind made wasn't even the most noteworthy mark.
There were bigger marks on the car, so I thought,
they've been doored before, they don't really care about it.
I put the mirror back in position, and honestly, if
you're a couple of feet away from it, you couldn't
even see it. So I was like, maybe I'm just
worrying too much and it's not that big of a deal.

(23:41):
And what if you get doored? How do you fix it?
If you get doored? Did you go to it? Do
you get it painted? How exactly do you go about
doing that. It depends, coach. You've got a nice car,
you take it to the body shop and they'll they'll
fix it for you. If it's a cheap car and
you don't care, it just stays there. For that's what
I'm saying. So this car already had marks. So I
took it upon myself and I said, there's really nothing
I can do here. Let's move on with my life.

(24:03):
So that was scare number one. Number two, boys, I
was coming out again on the bluff. And when I
say bluff, we're literally on a bluff. So the dangers
of going off the road aren't Oh no, I gotta
get put towed out. No no, no. You go off
the bluff, your car's done. You may die and you
may be stranded in freeze to death hypothermia. So it's
a very scary bluff. Boys. I hit the brakes and

(24:25):
I wasn't stopping. I drilled the brakes at the stop side.
If there would have been a car coming down the road,
they would have drilled me. Luckily, no car was drumming.
I go out into the middle of the intersection, and
I mean literally on the other side is the bluff.
I was about to fall off the bluff, and I'm
just like, please God, Please God, Please God. So I
let off the brakes again and drilled them as hard
as I could, and boom, the whole Trailblazer just comes

(24:48):
to a complete style. And I'm like, I'm glad you
would you guys like a live update from Texas. He's
not done, coach, And that that was the climax of it.
And so I said, what's up? What is that my girl?
You guys want a live dog bargain No, and Mom

(25:09):
and Dad's oh, it's not my girl. The water off.
They had a drive to my house because they're at
my house hold on what happened busted pipe? Parents house? Coach.
I was just about to ask you guys, like I
don't know anything about that crap. What happens with busted pipes?

(25:30):
Like do we have to like keep them running or something? Well,
they tried to turn it off, but my dad the
proper tools over at my sister's house because he's doing
some remodeling for her, So he had to drive to
her house to get the tool and so I guess
he's on his way back. Oh my goodness, And Coach,

(25:51):
I mean, look, that's the other side of the downside
of this weather. You were talking about sledding and like
having fun or whatever, and then you got reay, you know,
going down the bluff and almost hidding cars, and now
you ever your mom and dad busting pipes, coach. This
is definitely an experience for everyone. Uh and it's the
entire country too. Yeah, and and I just saw a
post on Facebook my friend that said, yeah, you guys

(26:12):
think it's so funny all your sledding pictures. That's so cute,
But worry about us that don't have power, trying unplugging
things that you're not using. Please help us get power back.
You know, I think you're having fun, but it's not
fun to rub it in our face by posting. I'm
all right, so if we if I unplugged my coffeemaker here,
they'll get power in texts. No, but and like you
can't blame someone for posting. You can't get mad at

(26:34):
people for posting pictures of having fun in the snow
because you don't have power. I mean, yeah, it sucks,
but they're still allowed to go have fun if you know,
just don't look at maybe you should stay on Facebook.
That doesn't mean this happens every day in the world.
Like we're over here having fun in America, but another
country they're not having fun like this. That's life, right,

(26:55):
so we shouldn't do that. That makes sense, Yeah, I mean,
just tough. And then another funny thing I saw my
brother doing. He was complaining about no power, but but
then I saw them taking pictures out in the backyard.
I'm like, hey, bro, if you're trying to keep it warm,
keep the doors closed, don't go outside. They're freezing to death. Coach.

(27:16):
They're just trying to pass the time right now. But
they're now saying they open the door, doesn't mean they're
gonna like it makes a difference, Coach. They gotta get
in and out of the house. No, you gotta stay
in the house. Man, you gotta stay warm. And they
didn't have any firewere That was another problem they were.
They were just in bad shop shape. But you want
to go to the mail bag, all right, We are
the sore Losers at gmail dot com. You can always
email us. Hey Cultures. My name is Bryce and I'm

(27:39):
a big fan of the podcast. I listened to the
show and while I'm working, it makes the days go
by so much faster because I'm always cracking up at
the things you guys do. My birthday was on February night,
and I will be turning twenty three. So he no, no,
he didn't email this in until get him next year.

(27:59):
He didn't email in seven. I'm an email into February.
I was wondering if you could give me a shout
out from you guys on the podcast. I hope you
all stay healthy and have a great day. Oh, in
lunch box, can you tell Eddie to get some sleep?
He looks kind of tired. I'll hang up and listen
because I always tell you you look tired. Yeah, he said, ps,

(28:19):
I know him a week late with this because I
sent it to the wrong email address. Shaking my head.
Maybe I need to get some sleep. What's the email address?
We are the Sowred Losers at gmail dot com. He
Happy birthday, Bryce, Happy birthday. Only only a couple of
weeks late, but happy birthday? And right? What did you
want to bring? You had something about Joe Buck and

(28:40):
Troy Aikman. Question for you guys. Do you think announcers
drink alcoholic beverages while they're announcing? Yes, they can't. And
here's a clip of Joe Buck, famous football and baseball announcer,
talking about him in Troy Aikman clip in three two one.

(29:02):
It's about fifty seconds long and me to get there.
Then it took Smoltz and I to get there. And
I'll say this, we have had that glass of bourbon
in the booth, although it's not bourbon, it's tequila splash
of Grandmarnier and grapefruit juice. I went through a couple
of years where in the first inning of every postseason

(29:23):
baseball game, I had the runner go get the biggest
beer that the stadium sold, and I had it sitting
there and I would sip it from time to time
to remind myself to relax and have fun. I'm just
doing a game, and I brought that over to football.
But because Troy is a man of finer tastes, beer
somehow became tequila, Grandmarnier and grapefruit juice. We haven't done

(29:43):
it in a long time now, but it was good
for a stretch, and I feel like it's a good
mental trigger to just chill and remind yourself that you're
not refueling in F sixteen in midflight. You're doing a
sporting event, and if you treat it like anything other
than that, you're doing yourself a disservice. Wow, that was
buck on Colin Calherd show launch your take. That's great,

(30:07):
and he makes a great point. It was there to
remind us that we are there to have fun. We
are there to remind ourselves. This is an enjoyment. This
is a pleasure. We're watching a sporting of it. This
shouldn't be a stressful job. Pleasureful really, please, all right,
let's screw it. Give me a beer, right, I was
thinking about prepping for the big show that I want
to drink a beer during the show, just to relax

(30:29):
me a little bit. Do it, dude, I'm in I'll
take a beer every morning, and your crap coach. Two
weeks in, we're like, man, dude, things are a little foggy. Hey.
I get home. My wife's say, okay, what's happening here?
Like did you really go to work? And then you
sit down and be like, honey, see I have this
beer at work because I want to remind myself that
I'm just doing a little radio show. I'm not refueling

(30:50):
an F six team Fighter jet in mid air. I
mean this is a radio show for fun and enjoyment,
and I need to remind myself. So I like to
have that taste of beer in my mouth to do that. Yeah,
I don't think that'll fly, Coach, but give it a shot.
Are you shocked by that, Eddie a little bit? Just
the fact that he's saying, like they did this for

(31:11):
a while, Like, yeah, I mean one game, I get it,
you know, like people have that one game where like, man,
we didn't realize we're gonna be late. We're at the bar,
we're drinking. We're like, oh crap, we're late. The cab
never showed up or whatever, and they're like, oh, well,
here we are. We're drinking and we got a little
buzz and we're on the air. I figured stuff like
that happens. But these dudes had beer and freaking tequila
in the boot. That's legit goes. I had the runner

(31:32):
get me the tallest beer possible. Buck, did you pay
the runner? I got a tip? Did Joe Buck give
the runner? And who knew that they had a runner?
Just for the announcers at the game. Yeah, you find
out stuff that these people in positions have a lot
of people working for him. Oh, well, how are you

(31:53):
so organized? Oh you have a person assigned to make
you organized. Well, they can't move, Coach, They're stuck in
the booth. I'm not talking about them, Coach. I'm not
talking about anybody. When eyes, the people at the top
have a lot of people working for them. When we
did rage idiot stuff and were we play venues where
they didn't allow alcohol in the backstage area, or they

(32:14):
couldn't supply us with alcohol. They can sell it in
the venue, but we couldn't get it here, so I
had to buy it from the actual vendor. I would
send people out to go get me beer or whatever
class the time. Why why can't a venue not have
alcohol in the backstage? That seems like the weirdest thing
to me. We're trying to we're trying to solve a pandemic, Coach,
Probably bigger things to worry about. Now. This was before

(32:36):
the pandemic, and I just find that to be a
very interesting rule that a venue would have. So I
think that they were the local church. Well, there there
was one in Chicago. We did, like a Shriner's place,
you know, one of those um I think it was
kind of like a church, But no, no, no, like
Knights of Columbus or something like that, Coach. So and

(32:58):
when you playing in a legion, I didn't know you're
playing the v W post. Hey, we've played all kinds, Coach.
We played one where it was a rib shop like
a barbecue joint, and then literally moved all the tables
to allow people to come in and watch. They pay
you guys in wings or what coach, pretty much. But
but this, I think what happens is when you book

(33:20):
these shows, Uh, they have runners, Like the venue has
a runner, and sometimes the runner is like, hey, we
just we can get anything you want, we just don't
do alcohol. And so we're like, okay, great, I'll bring
my own. And then you know, for you know, it's
already a showtime and I forgot to get alcohol. So
I sent someone to the front. They buy me like
a couple of beers, will you the all time? Nothing

(33:40):
wrong with it. I don't see anything wrong with that.
I just, hey, you know what I like about Joe
Buck and Aikman. Sometimes I can't tell the difference between
those two when they're talking. They sound so alike. Sometimes
I'm just like I can tell by one doing color
and one doing play by play, but sometimes I like
to play the game and like which one is that
that Aikman or or Buck? Because they do sound the same.
I would agree with you on that Buck. I've always

(34:02):
listened to him and Aikman. I've listened to Buck more
than Achman. But yes, they do sound a little bit similar,
but I can still tell the difference. But I'm also
an audio engineer. If you had to get rind of
one of the two, if you kicked one out, Joe Buck,
get him out of here. I just I just I don't.
I don't really like the guy. Like I don't. I'll

(34:23):
rephrase that I don't know him. I just when I
watch him, I'm just kind of like, all right, I
can do with him or do without him. I don't
really care. I think I like him more than I
like Aikman. And I don't know if it's because, but
I just think Joe Buck is really good at what
he does. He's very just it's he's just good at it.
And I think I like here we go. Just no,

(34:46):
Eddie picked Aikman, and we didn't say Eddie take him
to a Rubo. I didn't say that. I love ache Man.
I really think he's really good at what he does.
I just said I can do without Buck. Also, I
don't give up reading Joe Buck's book. So funny to
me that he almost lost his career because he got

(35:06):
addicted to hair transplant. Yeah, coach Couch. So he was
getting hair from the back of his head or something
and put it in the front of his hand and
it's it paralyzed something in his vocal cords and he
couldn't stop, and he almost lost his career because he
couldn't he could Only that sounded so bad because he

(35:28):
hits something when he was getting his hair transplant, and
that's how he almost lost everything. Mhm, Like, what a
weird thing to get addicted to. First of all, well,
addiction comes in many ways, coach. Well, it's just because
he's pretty vain and he doesn't want to go bald,
and so just addiction like, uh, you know, we're addicted
the phones and we don't realize that. We're addicted to

(35:49):
uh Netflix and we don't realize it. We're addicted to cigarettes, alcohol,
a gambling coach. It comes in many many forms, sex coach,
that's what's about. You're addicted. You're addicted to sports, am
I away from you. If he went to a therapist

(36:10):
and said he was addicted to sports, they would laugh
him out of the room. Yes, there is a problem.
There's no treatment for Oh, I'm addicted to sports. That's
just there is. Find a therapy, Google rehab for sports
addicts and see what comes up. There's no chance they
have a point telling you. I'm telling you right now,

(36:31):
if we took sports away from you for the rest
of your life, you would kick and scream that's addiction. Well,
it's a part of my life and your because look
what happened last year or anything about cornhole. Last year,
we were without sports because of the pandemic. And at
the beginning you were like, man, this really sucks because

(36:51):
you have nothing to watch. But after a month or
two you kind of adjusted and kind of went back
to your life like Okay, you kind of did without it.
But I guess because you knew there was gonna be
an end and there was gonna be sports eventually. If
you said sports were ending tomorrow, oh, I'd have a
terrible time, coach, Can I can I read something to you? Up?

(37:12):
There was a phone number for you to call confidential
help for addiction. Many of us laugh at the idea
of having a sports addiction. Hello, is that mean I
don't know? I don't know, coach, I guess Oh sorry, guys,
got an email. Many of us laugh at the idea
of having a sports addiction, but for some it's really
it's it's a sad reality. When sports becomes the biggest

(37:34):
priority in your life, it will consume your time, deplete
your money, and ruined relationships. Coach, you have a sports addiction, No,
it says, ruined my money. That means like gambling. Where
we going? Oh no, no, no it. But some people
just want to go to games, coach. Some people just
want to have season tickets to every game a lot
of money. That's the problem. We don't have any teams.

(37:55):
How much how much do you spend on the basketball
ticket besides of Titans? What basketball ticket? The season pass?
I don't even have it, coach, don't you're under oath.
I am under oath. I do not have the NBA
season pass. Do you have the the baseball one? Yes,
you have the slab, but not the basketball. I have

(38:18):
the baseball. I have an HL. I have the baseball
because my cousin Andrew pays for it and I just
use his password. Look, the Buffaloes are playing, Coach. Do
you have ESPM plus? Yeah? Oh? Do you pay for
UFC fights? You have a sports addiction? Coach? I hate
to tell you. Okay, maybe all right another email. We

(38:40):
are the store losers at gmail dot com. What up, coachers.
I'm Sarah. I'm a retired college softball player, But like Eddie,
I don't know the who's who's or the what's what?
Y'all give me enough of the who's who's and what's
what's to start a convo with my dad and brother,
which is great, But I love hearing your stories, still
laughing at the whole This never happens when I fly
private store. My birthday. My birthday is February seventeen, and

(39:04):
my dad's is the nineteenth. If you see this in time,
can we get a birthday shout out? I'll hang up
and listen Sarah, Happy birthday, Sarah, and happy birthday to
Sarah's dad doesn't have a name. And then ps Eddie
and Ray let lunchbox talk about the challenge. It truly
is the best competition show after Survivor. As you guys

(39:26):
are sleeping on a giant I don't understand. If you
like sports, you like competition, the challenge is right up
your alley, Eddie, I don't get the timer. Let me
ask one question, Yes, one question. Can I just pick
up and watch it or do I need to watch
all the season? Now? You can just pick up and
watch it at the start of a new season. See,
I just feel I'm so far behind on the characters,

(39:48):
the plot twist, the people that date each other, people
have won it in the past. I just don't know
if I'm gonna appreciate it if I would start watching
it right now now. There are gonna be some relationships
you don't understand, like why are they teamed up? Like
why do they hat each other? But sometimes if there's
a big rivalry, they'll kind of show you flashbacks or
someone will talk about it. But you don't have to
know all that you can because every season is new.

(40:09):
There's new back stamps, there's new alliances, there's new dating there,
everything is new every season. Even though you pull hold
past grudges doesn't mean that it's going to carry over
this season. And sometimes a team up like Western Bananas
last year they always hated each other. Last year they
started working together. Because they realized, look, if we work
against each other, we're just gonna lose. So why don't

(40:30):
we team up and go far in this game? And also,
wasn't the challenge around when we were in college in
high school? Yes, I've just outgrown and I haven't watch
Big Brother. It's the same thing. He doesn't. I say
that for the Big Show, but Coach, that show's gone
to crap. Yeah, he doesn't like it. If I don't

(40:50):
get on the show, that's the only thing I like
about it. I cann't three nights a week. It's the
worst commitment. And they the producers for god knows what reason,
and they've changed the competitions and stuff, and the people
that they cast the show ain't great. Okay, guys, guys, guys,
real quick, what's one show that you loved when you
were younger and can't stand anymore. I'll even start to

(41:12):
give you, guys time. Friends Friends. I love Friends. When
I was younger, it was a big thing. Everyone watched
every episode. We would all get together at someone's house
and watch Friends. Guys, I can't watch anymore. My son
wanted to watch. The day I watched like a quarter
of an episode. I'm like this is I don't even
relate to this crap anymore. I got you on this one.
I'm gonna go with. I'm saying, it's a show sports

(41:32):
Center when I was good, when I send middle school,
I mean it was must cy TV, those that you
would see the highlights. Oh my gosh, that happened in
the first quarter, that happened in the second quarter. Holy crap,
A logo shot in the third quarter. Dude, Now they
jump right to the fourth quarter. You're like, wait, wait
a second, I haven't even gotten the entire story this game.
Oh wait what they're interviewing some random purse. They do

(41:54):
more interviews and more lifestyle peaches pieces, which are sweet,
but I want to see some day m highlights. They
just don't do it like they used to with William
Bam top Ten, Stewart, Scott, the Cool Side of the pill. Baby.
I mean you are dead on with that. You used
to know who was the Sports Center anchors, Dan Patrick,

(42:16):
Keith Overman, Stewart Scott. You knew all of them. Now
you have no idea who they are. Guys, A lot's
changed because you know, with social media, we don't need
to see highlights just for on Sports Center. You can
watch them every single at any time of the day.
Thank you, coach for that college course on social media.
It's the truth, coach. But back then we're like, oh,
I need to see Sports Center because that's where I

(42:37):
can watch all the highlights. Coach, I've already seen him
by noon. It's a good point. Well, what are you
doing during the big show? Sports Highlights? A show I
used to watch religiously and maybe I would still like it,
but I just don't watch anymore. Is the Simpsons? Like
I used to watch it religiously. I used to love
the Simpsons. I used to it was so funny, And

(43:00):
now maybe it's just I'm busier and there's other things
going on, so I haven't watched it as much, And
maybe it's still funny. I'll tell you right now, coach,
it's still freaking hilarious, like because they're still making new
episodes and they're current now, so they make fun of
newer people. I mean, it's it's fantastic still. How they
do it and how do they not how do they
not get stale and not funny anymore? I don't understand.

(43:21):
Like family, I love family. Family guys, great you guys,
aren't over that one. I hit it pretty hard in college,
so maybe you're right. I am a tad over it,
but dang is it funny? Okay? I got another one
south Park. Okay, that's a good one. It was just like,
now there's no chance I can sit and watch an

(43:42):
episode of South Park, so dun'b um gosh. I don't
even know if there's enough skin a Max used to
be now No, I'm just trying to think what else
I watched that I don't like anymore, and there's not
really anything like I still like Seinfeld, Like if at
the re rerun that's still I'll turn it on and
I'll watch it and I don't turn it off. Um,

(44:05):
I know they don't show it anymore, but a show
that definitely holds up his Cops coach still legit, but
they don't even even like you watch the reruns and
it's definitely from you still don't even see the guy
because it's so grainy, but you're like, oh, I think
he went over there. I think he went over there,
like my favorite one of my favorite episodes of Cops

(44:27):
ever and plea. I mean, if you have not seen
this one, then you have never watched cops. If you
boarded the episode call in watch a lot of cops.
I may not have seen this. This dude runs, runs,
jumps over a few fences, and there's a workout bench,
so he lays down on the bench and starts bench pressing.
So when they come in the backyard, it's like he's
just working out, so that he thinks that they're gonna

(44:49):
fall for it. They're gonna think, oh, this guy is
just working out in his backyard. I'll go to the
next house. No, he just lay there. And then another
one was a kid. The guy flipped kiddie pill over
on top. I saw one where the dude was running
in the neighborhood trying to catch and trying to get away,
and the I guess the heat sensor from the chopper
was like following him, and he jumped into trash can

(45:13):
put the lid on it. But they're like, guys, we
can see he's right there in that trash can. But
you know, in their minds though, they're like, they'll never
catch me. In no way. I'm in the clear. It's
so freaking you're not in trouble. You gotta get you
help out. I'll let you taser, taser, taser. I didn't
I thought that was the bench press one. Sorry, let

(45:33):
me tell you. And anytime the helicopters have to just
give up, it's over. Like if you see the chopper
in the air, yes, it's game over. Like, why do
you think you can out run the chopped up? There's
no way the chopper's gonna get you every time, every
sensing chopper. Did you find the bench press? Right? There's
no way. As popular as you're trying to say that

(45:55):
it is, coach, it's not YouTube popular. Another one, Okay,
locked Up. I used to watch Locked Up all the time.
I don't like Locked Up. Yeah, you don't like inside
prison shows. Locked Up put you in a weird place
after you get watching it because you start to I mean,
first of all, you feel terrible for you don't maybe
they killed somebody yet, and that's terrible. They need to

(46:17):
be locked up. But dude, you just see the I
never in my life see a brick wall, because there's
always any you could choose any path you want. Dude,
these people, when you're watching like they have no future.
They're literally staring at a brick wall for the rest
of their life. And and then they're in a good mood.
They sometimes because they like it. I mean it's kind
of like they all my friends are in here, like

(46:38):
all the all the people that have in common are
in here, so they're actually enjoying it. It's very straight. Yeah,
it's always weird when it's like they would interview someone
be like yeah, and then my brother came a couple
of years ago and he's just right down the hall,
and it's like, man, that is so weird. Like yeah,
and I guess you have to be in a good
mood because you're that's your life. You're gonna have to
figure it out. Or they're like, yeah, will allow me

(47:00):
to work off there there I can earn some money
and then go spend it at the gift shop. Oh
how much do you make? Well, I'll work an entire
day and I'll make five cents. That's the most depressing
thing I've ever It is pretty depressing, and it's a
it's a weird. One time I worked an entire week
straight and they gave me two dollars. I'm like, what

(47:21):
you know? You know what I watched you the day
when I got Hulu was uh, how I got away?
Oh no, I almost got away with it. You were
seen that one lunch. Oh man, no, it's so good.
I almost got away with it. And it's all these
guys that either, okay, okay, so we'll film. I'm gonna
assume that this is people that almost got away with
murder or almost got away with some big crime, and

(47:44):
they go on TV to tell about it, like, which
is crazy to me. And then a guess that Eddie's
going to try and tie it in with almost getting
away with something with his parents. So here we go.
We'll check back in ye. So the one I saw
it was this dude that he ended up killing. I
don't know his ex wife, I think or something. And
he calls his mom right afterwards and he's like, mom,

(48:04):
I I did this. I can't believe I did it.
I don't know what to do, and the mom's just like,
you gotta run. There's nothing else you can do. Just run.
So he goes and he chills in the US for
like almost two or three weeks. They don't find him,
and then he's like, I gotta go to Mexico. He
gets this little like bus system where he takes one
bus to one's town and then another bus to another
town and then finally ends up in Mexico, goes to

(48:27):
Acapulco or something, and Coach he realizes he is free,
like he's chilling on the beach. He's like, oh my gosh,
it's been a month and they are not on me.
Like I've got it. I'm a free man. So he
starts living in Mexico, I mean, living his life. He
gets a job, he starts working coach one year, two years,
three years. The dude Scott free like he's got nothing

(48:50):
to worry about. He gets married, He finds the girl
of his dreams. He gets married and and his mom
wants to send him money for like the wedding and
stuff or whatever. So the mom start sending money to
this like money wiring place, and usually he was sent
his wife to go pick it up. But one day

(49:11):
his wife was busy and he goes, I'll go pick
it up. Don't worry. I mean they're not on me anymore.
Is this something I did like five years ago? He
goes to pick it up. All the Feds of there,
God him, Wow, coach five years almost got away with it.
Fifteen minute warning? Did they interview him in jail? He's
in jail for life. Every one of these. The person

(49:32):
that almost got away with it is doing the narration
from jail, and what does he say. Does he say, Man,
I just got late. I just got comfortable because I
feel like if you did something like that, you would
always be looking over your shoulder. He said, after a
couple of years, I just didn't worry you. Only scare
that he got was he was in a bar in
Mexico and this other Americans started talking to him and

(49:53):
they started just kind of like, you know, b sing,
and the guy said, I'm a businessman. I'm here for
business or whatever, and they started saying, what do you do?
What do you do? And so they start talking back
and forth. Then finally, after three beers, the guy goes,
I'm just joking, dude, I'm an FBI agent. And the
guy goes, oh crap. He's like, I've been talking to
an FBI agent this whole time. For sure he knows
my face. So he just plays it off and keeps

(50:15):
drinking beers or whatever. Gets the gets the agent really drunk,
and then he waits for the agent to go to
the restroom and he beats it. Oh my gosh, he
just splits and takes off. Oh, I coach. It's a
great show. Again. All these crimes happen like in the
early nineties. It's an old show, but it's awesome. That

(50:35):
sounds very interesting, and I would like to because I
do like to hear their perspective, like what's going through
their mind when they're on the run, And like I
see these ones, it's like, oh, they escaped prison thirty
years ago and they get caught because they get a
speeding ticket. It's like, man, you went that long and
then you speed and how do you change your It's
just I don't know how you get away with it,

(50:56):
first of all, because they track everything in the US
is so hard. But I do they were probably onto
him already because they were probably watching his mom send
money to this place in Mexico over and over and
over again, right but that, but they couldn't get him
because someone else was pissing picking it up, Picking it up? Boys, Okay,
thank you, one more email, lunch. I told you you

(51:17):
got me into the challenge. I've watched multiple season, so
we've had to have gotten better emails. All his emails
support him. My wife and I watched now religiously and
we are finally starting the most recent season, Super Pump.
Thanks for thanks, my man. I appreciate you. CT is
also our favorite reality star. Thanks Drew m a lot.
People love it, guys. Thank you. Sure, here's one interview,

(51:40):
short and sweet. I think Eddie shouldn't be allowed to
ask any more questions. I guess. Look, the butt question
was great. Let's be real, no one has ever asked
that question. When you interview someone, you want to go
for the question that they have never been asked. And
I guarantee you no one has asked Taylor Luan about
Henry's butt. You're right, and so that was a good question.

(52:03):
Can I tell you you know how we thought we
were friends with him, and he thought he liked We
thought he liked the interview. I never thought that you
you did well. Immediately after our interview, he unfollowed us solid.
But he just followed us because when I hit him
up on Twitter, I was like, hey, follow us and
I'll hit you on the d M so we can
set up a time. You know what happens coaches when
you're scrolling sometimes you accidentally hit the follow button and

(52:25):
then you just kind of oops. No, No, he's definitely
meant to follow us because he was letting us d
M so we could set up a time. But then
once the interview happened, no more, Coach. You're getting butt
hurt by social media stuff. You need to move on. Hey, Cultures,
I just heard Wednesday's podcast and I wanted to share
this with you guys. I worked in aviation. We got
laid off last year and I took a job at

(52:45):
a construction company as the sign guy. Not laughing at
the sign guy, but because you guys, we were talking
about sign guy on the road construction crew that holds
the stop or yield well and no offense to this guy.
But somebody did correct us, I think on Twitter or something.

(53:07):
They said that the sign guy definitely is not the
same dude as the dude to do in the trenches.
He doesn't do both jobs. Coach, it wasn't bad. We
got paid fifteen dollars an hour and worked from six
am till seven or eight p m. Monday through Saturday. Coach,
I was making at least every week. Sign guy isn't
a bad job. Lunch said, they get paid seven dollars

(53:27):
an hour. Just want to let you know that it's
a lot more than that. I love the show. Thanks Louis.
That's that's funny. That's cool. I like that. Alright, hey boys,
I'll can I tell you something real quick? Yeah, I've
been telling us stuff for sixty minutes. Coach. Well, just
just something else that came to my mind. I want
to bring up. Um. I don't know why I keep

(53:49):
doing this, but whenever there's no sports on and only
NASCAR's racing and I want to gamble, I gamble on NASCAR,
and I just never win. So I think I'm done.
Like I never win at gambling on NASCAR. Ever, how
many drivers do you pick? Five damn coach, and five

(54:10):
big ones, five of the good ones? Like it's crazy,
Like did you watch the Dayton of Okay? Coach? So
it got rain Delaide all day, so they wrecked at
the very end. So the leader, I think was I
don't know who was um Brad Kalilowski or something sound

(54:33):
real smart, It was Joey Logano, coach. So he's got
the leader or whatever. And there are the I mean,
this dude has been leading the whole third stage and
then at the very end, this dude comes pushing because
little Robin Robbin's racing knocks one, dude takes the leader
out and guess who wins third place? Dude, the No Namer.
It's his first win ever ever in NASCAR history, and

(54:57):
he was he wins the day Coach, No one better
on him. He's never won a race and he wins
the Daytona because everyone wrecked. It was unbelievable. How much
of it? How did you watch the whole thing? I
watched it because I started watching it at one or
two when it started, and then they got through the
first stage and then rain delay all the way until
about eleven PM. They didn't finish until like almost twelve thirty. Coach,

(55:21):
rain sleet Rex. You're sure you're watching the day hone
Tona and not just watching the expressway out here? No, Coach,
it was badass. But dude, again, I'm like, oh, how
do these five drivers? I'm gonna hit one, like, what
was your best finish? What? What place? Second? Chase Elliott?
Chanse Elliott finished second? But Coach, do you do you

(55:44):
remember when we first moved to Nashville. Uh, Coach, remind
me the Bobby Bones show. Gotta gotta We got our
logo on one of the cars. That's the driver that
won Michael McDowell after he left our sponsorship. Yeah, he's
the one that won the daytime. That's really funny. Yeah,
I only took him seven years. Coach has been you

(56:06):
know it's not Is he in a major car now?
Is he still in the No? No, coach, I'm telling
you he's never won a race like his his his. Uh.
I think his a sponsor is like Quick Loans or something.
Probably call her daddy like fast Cash. Today, you guys
want a voicemail? Yeah, please, here you go. Hey, coaches,
It's Timmy from Otaho and my son in the background token.

(56:29):
I just want to see if you guys can do
a little bit of talking about sports and sports related topics.
Jacksonville Jaguars breaking news by the way, returning to teal
as primary home uniform color season, wondering your thoughts, and
everyone's favorite color around the room? Listen, thank you, We'll
just deal, would you rather? Right? I mean see see

(56:56):
that's what I'm talking about though, Like people are like
you guys don't talk good any sports. But that's I
kind of crap. You wanna hear what's your favorite color?
I'll go with sea foam green, like green, that's I'm
gonna go blue, a ruble blue. You can only get
it when you go to a rulebo and I would
know that because I just went there. Mine is definitely green.

(57:19):
I have loved green since I was a little kid.
I used to carnation, pink, camouflage was I used to
want to be in the army because of camouflage. And
last one week i'm here. That's fire for our country storm. No, no,
it's grill. Sorry, no, I I decided that I didn't
want to go to war anything like that. And then
also them yelling at you and like boot camp, get out?

(57:43):
How about it's been awesome? Man? When's the first Southwest
flying out of here? Fort Bragg. I'm gonna bragula. Yeah,
I mean, like I just thought about boot camp and
them yelling at you get out of bed. I'm come camble.
I want his cammel soup. I've had it, you, coach.
They'll definitely make you cry. You'd cry like a baby camp.

(58:08):
That'd be it would be bad. Didn't you join the Army,
young dutch Box because I wanted to wear a camouflage
drill sergeant? Is that going to be your stick answer?
When there's gun shopping. I want to go home. Drill. Sorry, dude,

(58:30):
you like the color green? Now alright, we're losing it. Hey, guys,
was that Super Bowl a bit of a leutdown or
what I was hoping maybe a little closer game? Anyway,
It's going to be my twin brother's birthday on Wednesday,
February ten. Brother, I was hoping that it's the only

(58:53):
way can get a hold of you, coach, Why you
guys communicate. I was hoping that you would be seeing
this email in time and be able to give him
a shout out and wish ending a happy birthday from
his little brother in Austin, Texas. He is your biggest
fan and will normally play your podcast in the car
and he shouts sore losers with y'all at the beginning,
much love? How do how do we do it? Sore losers?

(59:15):
You're confusing sports mean and much love. Keep up the
good work, fellows. Matt Laos Leos So Brandon lace Leos,
Happy birthday from your brother, Matt. Happy but he loves you, man,
He misses you. Dude, Stay warm, get him a call
once in a while, no pun intended. I know you guys.
Electricities oh, all right. And my neighbor. Neighbor hit me

(59:35):
already and said, he already hits some He shredded some
powder today. Now he's going to get some lunch. Your
neighbor texted you that, Yeah, how old is he? Fifty
fifty something? Fifty three? Does he moke weed? I don't know.
Hang loose man. I'll be out there too. I've been
out driving, not necessarily cutting the powder, but you know

(59:59):
what I'm saying. Yeah, I was out there as well
in my car. He said, getting icy out there. Sun
is melting. Some of it needs some more snow to
make it a little softer. It's getting icy out there, couch.
He's literally right down the street from your house. I know,
he like it, lives a for your houses down Hey, man,
I wouldn't mind shred and later other kids and they
didn't want to board with me. You care if I

(01:00:20):
bring a sled? Oh man? All right, let's have a
great day. Everybody, see you later there. Right. Besides, is
it nice to tell people like stay warm or so?
I don't even know what to say anymore. I don't either,
and I have no idea. Just whatever, live your best life, Okay,

(01:00:42):
I don't know what you want your best life. Hey, guys,
I've got a question for Maybe you can help me
figure this out. Okay, Yeah, I'm doing this ah thing
the daily ah ha. And I can't what common household
item in aleven letters? Has mom exactly in the middle

(01:01:05):
household item? Yeah, it's eleven letters though, mom and mom
is exactly in the middle. Do you know? And Mama
Graham Cook, Mom book show, Mama Cook household item? Yeah,
night lamp the mom, but there's no mom in the middle, nightstand, Washington, fire, mom, place, toaster, oven, lunch. Ray,

(01:01:40):
you got anything? Man, you're popping a lot. Coach. It's okay,
we're stills the end. It's the end of the show. Coach,
I'm gonna pop all right, any ideas household item thermometer?
Oh ray, did you do that? How can you go
go that? Uh? Mom in the middle of a household items?

(01:02:05):
Good job, coach, Coach. I'm just trying to think of
the random crap we got sitting around at the house. Wow. Right,
well done, dude. I thought we're gonna leave this podcast
and not know and people are gonna be emailing us
what the answer was. But right, nails it. Okay, and
don't forget. Couzi is coming soon. Let us know if
you're interested. Maybe we'll sell them boozies and a lot

(01:02:25):
more Coach, a lot more. Well, let us know what
you think about couzies. You guys like blue jeans? Do
you like boots? Oh? Both with a logo on top?
You like pantings and bras? Alright, let's go home? All right? Hey,
did you hear Pitts his buzz the other day? No?

(01:02:46):
I didn't hear it. He didn't. I heard about it though.
You didn't even know what a buzz? How did you
do it? He goes like, it's the most known thing
we're known for, and he goes We're like, wait, hell,
it is, Coach, most the thing we're most known for? Probably,
shall we get that on a shirt? I think what

(01:03:06):
we're most known for is promoting other podcasts. Oh boy,
that's all right right. I used to do it to
be funny, but I think I agree with you guys,
it is probably counter productive. Let's go home. Goodbye, everybody.
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