Gonzaga is Better Than You at Basketball and Lunchbox's HUGE Life Announcement

Congrats to UCLA and Gonzaga on making it to the Final Four and March Madness is coming to an end. What it must feel like to dunk a basketball and Eddie thinks teams try harder are the ones who win. Lunchbox has a life announcement for someone in his family and Lunchbox is planning a trip with Covid almost coming to an end.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:10):
We're all sore loser. What up, everybody? I am lunchbox.
I know the most about sports, so I'll give it
the sports facts, my sports opinions, because I'm pretty much
a sports genius. What's up, everyone, I'm Eddie and I
know the least about the sports. But I'm your average

(00:31):
sports fan, your sports watcher. I don't know the who's
who's and I definitely don't know the what's what's. Guys,
let's get some pepperar step. It's Sciss in from the north.
My friends call me Siss. I live right now on
the west side of Nashville with bays Or, my wife.
She was my fiance before that, she was my girlfriend.
And on the weekends we drink hard seltzer strictly on
the weekends. Boys over to you, and I'm just gonna

(00:54):
go ahead and hit it. Your friends call you sins
sis c hey, is that true? They call you sis uh.
Dodd and his crew all call me Sisson siss though
you said your friends. When we're boozing, it's sciss, it's Sisson, Sisson,

(01:14):
Raymond Duco, It's vacation Sisson. All those things. And that's
a lot. That's a lot of acronyms a lot of names.
But if you look at my birth certificate, my name
is Raymond, but nobody calls me that Raymond. You're a
middle name T Thomas Thomas, Yeah, Raymond T. Slater is
your brother's name Thomas. Yeah, Coach, we have the exact

(01:36):
same middle and first time Rob oh is no, No,
I didn't know. I was thinking that was his first name,
ray I didn't know. Oh, God blessed coach. Coach. Next time,
I'll bring all the birth certificates. I thought his name
might be Thomas Raymond. Is your aunt? Is her name? Barbed? No?
You know what happened last night? What happened when the

(01:58):
sun goes down, you see. And I would like to
send out my condolences to Chess day rest in peace.
Chest Oh, it's okay, condolences. Everyone else had a bracket.
No no, no, he actually he had Michigan winning it
all and if they continue to go on, he would
have won the store losers bracket. Your job, Chess, And

(02:20):
he calls me last night, I hate f and basketball
all I hate basketball started the podcast with another F bomb,
and he is just all upset. Juwan Howard, that's stupid,
white guy in the middle. He couldn't make a race.
He has a name. His name is Wax. Other guy

(02:40):
Dickerson or whatever, couldn't make He was just and then
they just go to the threes and then they're down
by one or whatever. With two seconds they're drawing up threes.
He's like, really, you drop at three? What the hell
are you doing? So mad? And I said, chess day.
Listen man, there's only podcasting for you. I said, it

(03:02):
doesn't matter. You're gonna radio check by a Mica star podcast.
I said, neither one of those teams is beating Gonzaga.
Like all that U c l A did was won
the right to get blown out by Gonzaga, because that's
exactly what's gonna happen. They're gonna get house by Gonzaga.
They don't have the three points you need to keep,

(03:22):
they don't have anything. Gonzaga is bad ass. So what
I told Eddie Eddie was down to his final thirty dollars.
And I hate to say when I'm correct, but I
tend to be off air. I wish I sometimes would
say this stuff on air. I could have tried to
find the audio I think I did say U C
l would beat Michigan. But off fair, I go, Eddie,
your two money lines the night before we're Houston and

(03:44):
Gonzaga or whoever they was the other one? Uh? Who
did Baylor? I said, go Houston, go Baylor. There's your
money lines. Then let's go to the next night. And
you said, who's the money line? Upset? And I said,
you see a A when you shine goes down when
the sun comes up is terrible. U c l as

(04:05):
your money line. They were a seven point dog. So
you did what I told you, right, and you made money. No, coach,
I didn't do that. No, I didn't do any of that.
I didn't have bet on the game last night. How
did you watch it? I mean it was the best
game of the of the week. It really, it was
fantastic that one in the Alabama game, I mean the

(04:27):
you know which one wasn't fun to watch because they're
just too good, too good. Many are too good, like
I mean, they are so freaking good and everyone. So
if you're gonna put your own skin on the game,
which I didn't, but I imagine that I was going
to be turning on the game and seeing usc these
big old redwoods men. Lunch said, they're so big, Oh

(04:48):
twins or something. I never saw twins. Twins. The Mobi
brother their string beans, I don't give. I understand like
six tins. Even looked on the bench and I'm like,
what's the talking about? And sometimes they went small and
I go, where are all these five guys that are
all seven feet tall? Lunch talked about that's all they

(05:09):
were is seven ft like two years ago. I don't
know if you guys watched anything about USC, but the
Mobile brothers are six ft ten seven feet. Their arms
are about Zaga coach. They look like there this morning
because they're still in bed. Coach, They're still curled up
in the fetal position because their season is over. Yes,

(05:32):
I understand that I wanted to see if Gonzaga could
handle the link. Gonzaka doesn't care about link. Gonzaka says,
you come in here and we're just gonna smack you around. Man.
They are just steamrolling everybody. They are so good and
there's a different thank you forgot about the catchphrasers and plug.
They're sorry, guys. Uh, if there's something, if you're a

(05:54):
coach in America, maybe Eddie, did you already have the
basketball season? Yeah, we're done with that cut. Okay, well,
then we missed it. The blueprint is Gonzaga. I don't
give a crap what you tell your team to watch Gonzaga.
They're always moving, they're always guys getting open, they're screening.
They are the team every college, high school, elementary school

(06:15):
coach should copy. That is beautiful basketball every time. And
so their threes were hitting. So even if their threes
aren't hitting the way that Gonzaga is designed and built,
they're still gonna win almost every game. And if they
hit their threes, they'll win by twenty. Now do you
think it's all coaching, coach, because I see like plays

(06:36):
like Timmy in the paint, like make baskets like I've
never seen anyone make baskets. Well, that that guy's that
guy's got some soft hands, because every little bunny he
has either goes bank shot in or it touches the
rim and he get his round his presence around the rim.
You can't teach that, coach. It's a very soft lotion
hand and you just very gracefully put it up there

(06:58):
on the rim and you allow way to go into
the net. It's it's they're so good. Go ahead, coach, Oh,
I'm taking him there. You feel like big, just go
ahead and mark it down big. They're gonna blow them out.
It's over. I think we almost need to look ahead.
I hate to do that. They say that's the kiss
of death, but we're already ahead of the national championship.

(07:19):
So it's gonna be Baylor and Gonzaga, and that's gonna
is that gonna be. That's gonna be a good game
because it'll be a test. But I still think the
money right now, we gotta put it on Gonzaga. I
wouldn't even go Baylor Gonzaga because you told me that before.
I'm about to play some bets. I'm telling you right now, coach.
So I just feel like I think it was Houston

(07:41):
maybe after they won their game. Uh, there's some one
of their players whatever was talking and he said it's
just hard work. Coach said, the hardest working team out here,
the one that puts up the biggest fight, is gonna win,
no matter how much talent they have. And and I
think it really comes down to that. All the basketball
I've been watching during the tournament, whenever there's a team
down by ten, the balloon is deflated. There's no more energy,

(08:03):
there's no more trying to get steals, there's no more
double coverage, there's no They just kind of like just
run the routine of what they normally do. And Houston
didn't do that. Houston fought and fought and fun and
even when they were up, they kept fighting. I feel
it's gonna come down to whoever wants it more. And
I see Zags really fighting hard. I mean, I know

(08:24):
they have a lot of talent, but they also also
don't don't just quit. They don't just say like, hey,
we're up by forty, let's just chill. They keep going hard.
That's why I think they're so good. I don't think
Baylor has that fight in them. Baylor has this kind
of privilege, like I grew up rich kind of feel
because they are good. But I don't privilege or privilege,

(08:47):
just privileged coach people with money, you know, people with
like comfort in their life. I think Baylor has comfort
going out going into this game. I wouldn't put Houston
out of this. You just said one of the dumbest
things that I think people say, and sportscasters say it
all the time. Got him. Hold on, wait, wait, what

(09:07):
is it Ray, No, I wanted to hear Lunch's point,
mine's not worth recording. Got it god without him even
saying it, he goes god him, got him the line
that I hate, and I hear it over and over again.
If you're watching any game, NFL, NBA, it's so stupid.
They just wanted it more. No, it's not, it's not.

(09:28):
It's not. You can't tell me Baylor doesn't want it
as much as I'm not. It's just better. Maybe maybe
they hit a three there, their threes were falling. That
doesn't mean they didn't want it more. Oh, they just
wanted it more. Stop let's go the stupidest thing I've
ever heard, and that's I agree with you. I didn't
say wanted it more. I said there's a fight. There's
a fight during these games like Arkansas when they were

(09:51):
down that Arkansas came they came so close to winning
this game. And then at the I know coach, and
that all happened in the last two minutes of the game.
And it all happened when they were just like crap,
we're going down, we're falling down hard. They're making a
five or six, oh run or whatever. Let's just start
shooting threes. Let's just start shooting threes. They go away
from the game plan. They stop fighting. They just say, hey, fours,

(10:13):
the three you got here, you got the ball, there's
two guys on you just you can get it. You
can get it, just throw it, put it up, it'll fall.
I think they start pressing a little bit. Is the
thing you start your butt hole starts getting puckered, like,
oh my gosh, sleeve. My season is slipping like through
my hands. I'm not talking I when they're down. I'm
talking I when they're up. When they're up, you see
teams like Houston and Gonzaga just keep fighting all the way.

(10:34):
They don't care if they're gonna beat you by forty
I know. I think I think they're just so much
so talented that no one can make a comeback on
Gonzaga on That's the difference is I think they're so
good that they don't let these other teams go on runs.
That college c l A has a major fining them.
That's why they are with their at well. They have
a major fight and they have slow it down. I

(10:56):
mean they take the air out of the ball where
they dribble it like they take thirty seconds. I mean,
every people do that and that doesn't work for a
lot of teams. Well, that's what I'm saying. They do
it very well because if you look, they scored what
forty five points last night, and whatever would they score
last night? Ten points? If you're scoring fifty one points,

(11:21):
you are very slow and methodical, and you're not You're
not gonna beat Gonzaga like that. You're gonna have to
score sixty five to seventy points to beat Gonzaga, and
you're not gonna be able to do it. And watching
the Gonzaga game, USC played terrible. Even watching that, even
if they played as possibly great as they could have,

(11:42):
they still wouldn't have beat Gonzaga. I mean they weren't.
Even if you're a coach and you're talking to your team,
I would just tell him flat out, you guys weren't
even close to beating Gonzaga. That's how good. That's what
If you were the coach, you would say that to
your team coach after you look, after you look pretty
sure that coach did he was, I think, and Enfield
set him down and goes, look, guys, we just ran
into the best team in the country. Yeah, I don't

(12:02):
think you say you guys suck? What you guys? What
your Your run here to the Elite eight was amazing.
This was an amazing season. What we did and what
we accomplished. Nobody can ever take that away from us. Look,
we ran into a bus all. We we gave it
our all, and they were just better than us tonight.
Now I love you guys, and blah blah blah. Us
So Ray's version is he takes in the locker rooms.
All right, everybody, take a seat. Did you guys see

(12:25):
that game? Did you see what I saw? You guys sucked?
You guys just got beat by a mediocre Gonzaga team. Well,
I'm pretty sure he told them that a half. He goes, Hey, guys,
it's over last half with your teammates. You're coming back
because we're not winning this. It was odd with USC.
There were a couple of times when you thought, okay,
maybe they bring it within ten. I don't know, but

(12:46):
they would make it two and then they just let
Gonzaga march down and take it to It's like you
realize when you score two and then they score it too,
that takes away the two. You just scare the don't
understand that they didn't let them. Now they really they
don't let them. Coach Gonzaga just does it like that's
what I'm saying. You don't let them. You're trying to
stop them. But Gonzaca is so good. They have weapons.
Everybody is a weapon on the floor. Usually you have

(13:07):
two or three guys that you have to worry. Okay,
they can score the Gonzaga everybody can score. Everybody can
handle and just and I love Timmy. His attitude is great.
He's really good around the rim. Don't know if I'm
saying his name correctly, but he is seeming a little cocky.
I don't know if it's gonna come back to haunt him.
And he gets some technicals called. I didn't know you
could celebrate the way that he does. After he there

(13:30):
was an offensive foul and he was like motioning off.
I didn't know. You're allowed. You can do whatever you want.
You just can't do it towards the player. You Canace
does that mustache thing where he rubs his mustache and sticks.
I didn't know that. And that the scary one that
the technical is hanging on by the rim, you know,
hanging out of the rim, and it's not I guess
it's not really just hanging on. It's pulling on. When

(13:52):
you do the pull up is when it's a technical.
But what I don't understand is when you're flying to
the basket and you dunk it and you've got so
much momentum pulling swinging you to the left or behind
the backboard or whatever, and you've got to pull yourself
to straighten yourself out. It's a technical that it's a
weird place because yes, sometimes they do need to pull
themselves up, but to the ref and everybody else, it

(14:13):
looks like your showboating. They will allow you to pull
yourself up if there's someone underneath you and you have
to so you don't land on them. But if there's
no one around and you do it, see them up baby.
So let's be real. The refs us none of us.
You can dunk, so we really don't know what goes
into a dunk and getting off the rim. That's true.
So the refs like technical, there's no way you have
to pull yourself Like, dude, I have to pull myself up.

(14:34):
I'm gonna fall my back. Have you ever dunked before
in your mind? Actually, haven't you know, and looking at
dunks two guys have to be one of the greatest
feelings in the world. One thing that I never got
to do in my life was dunk, and I can't
even imagine what that feels like. So cool, I'll tell you, guys, like,
I've never been able to dunk, obviously, I mean, I'm
having a little on a little basket, but it's not

(14:54):
it's not the same thing. But but what I don't
like is getting hit in the head with a basketball.
And I feel like every time they dunk, they get
hit in the head with the basketball. Yeah, but the
player that dunks, I mean, he slams it and the
ball goes straight through the rim and hits his head
and he acts like it's no big deal. But you know,
it hurts a little bit because I've gotten hit by
a lot of bass. Oh. I've gotten hit by plenty
of basketballs when I was working for the Spurs, and

(15:16):
I would like rebound for the Spurs, dunk on him,
put the nuts in his face. You're not You're you're looking.
You're looking over a duncan. He's like balla ball and
you throw the ball to duncan. Well, Genoble is shooting
from the other side and he hits all the ram
bam nails in the heads, like wait, you threw the
ball to Duncan and Jenopoli and all that. Yeah, did
they know you? I didn't know my name. They didn't know. See,

(15:38):
this is weird. We gotta talk about your cousin here
in a bit and the whole like bull Host talking
about him, you know, recognizing him at the airport. That's
a good deep tease. Well we'll talk about that later,
which is cool, by the way. I think it's a
cool story. But it's weird that after the break, you
did all these drills of these guys and they never
asked like, hey, skinny kid, what's your name? No, I
didn't do I didn't do a lot of drills with him.
Just sometimes before game, like if there was like five

(16:01):
guys out shooting, only one ball boy there about, I
would help out and they'd be like, hey you skinny kid,
what was not Nobody would say that, just say ball
I'm gonna go, We're gonna do a little field trip
and we're gonna point out five people upstairs. And I
bet you can't name all five of those people names. Exactly.
I can't believe Tim Duncan. Jim Duncan sees about a

(16:22):
hundred people in the organization per day. There are there
are on a hundred people in the organization. There are Hey,
I guarantee you if I played ball with any of
those people where they threw me a ball, I would
know their name, coach, the people upstairs. I thought the
ball to him once and then it would be like
a month later before I throw the ball today. There's
a skinny kid again. What's your name kid? Nothing like that.

(16:44):
He's that guy that throws the balls all week at
your knees and ankles. Get ready, you gotta bend down,
but you feel the pressure due when they're going ball.
Would you ever throw it to him and miss him
completely where they couldn't get it? No? No, no, over
their heads. So it's not like they're a hundred feet away.
They're ten feet from me when they practice allies with you.
So would you just kind of tossing practice alley? But

(17:05):
back to the dunk? Did you? What about it? I
ain't tell him the alley lunchbox hits the top of
the back for the best killing. Tim. I'm sorry, mannwe
I got you boys on the way back. Sorry, they
didn't ever practice dunking really, and like when you were free,
they would just practice shots and they were they practicing

(17:26):
their their free things. Absolutely, of course, absolutely, you have
to practice your damn free throws. Let's be real, lunch.
Probably didn't even throw the ball to Timmy throw it
to like the mascot, the coyote. Here you go, man,
go a little bounced pass that one half. Did you
ever set the trampling up with the coyote? Nope? He
had his own crew. Coyote had his own like it

(17:48):
was his understudy. Who would do it? Did coyote know
your name? Was coyote a girl or a guy? Absolutely?
Did coyote know your name? No, he didn't even meet
Kyote didn't even know you. Why would I? Why would kyote? Much?
Coyote can't talk to you. Yeah, Kyote can't talk to
you unless he's how's it going, coyote? Did you punch

(18:09):
the time card? I hate working for the man? How
are you doing this? Evening goes? You know how? Kyote
made a lot of money. Mascots make a lot of money.
There's the documentary on like Hulu or something about mascots.
Is it good? Can't wait? It's called masks or something
and it's all the mascots and they talked. I don't know.
I don't honestly don't know what it's about, but it's
come up on my screen, like the one for the
Houston Rockets. He's the one, like he created the rocket.

(18:33):
I don't know. I think I don't think I've seen that. Dude,
what I was gonna say, orbit, But I think that's
the Astros story's almost a Cougars because Quentin Grimes and
Dejarro or whatever his name. My wife went to that school,
did she really wouldn't tell us that when they won
it all, she doesn't care. It's so weird. I'm like, dude,

(18:54):
I was like your teams in the final four and
she's like, I really don't. My father law went there
from there for law school. Nice. Yeah, so as he pumped,
I guess yeah, And I don't think Houston has that
kind of like yeah, I think he's more because it
was a law school. It wasn't his exciting. So we
played baseball at Florida, so he's more of a Florida
Gator coach. What's Houston more of a vibe like what

(19:18):
are talking? I mean when my wife went there, it
didn't seem like there were a lot of people that
lived on camps. It was a commuter school kind of
you just live in Houston and then you go to
you of age. Yeah, I'm just trying to catch a vibe. Dog. Yeah, yeah,
just trying to Yeah. He gonna do it again. Hey man,
what's up you? Alright? So the ray, I mean, hello,

(19:42):
I'm here. You got two out of your final four
from the Sweet But it's easy, man, it's easy from
the Sweet sixties. Man, he got two of four. That
is impressive. But I told Eddie U c l A.
Isn't listening though, did you miss them all the time?
I'm I gonna listen to this and he gets one right,
and he's gonna he's gonna every podcast. Hey, Andy, you
should have listen to me on the U c l A. Pick.

(20:03):
You should have picked me up, because I mean it
was I was really dead serious. I've been I've been
watching the games. I know how much did you bet
on it? Did who? I didn't have? Didn't get paid?
You didn't get paid now, so I didn't. I don't
have any money to bet my wife. My wife controls
the account. So boys, there ain't no not a lot
of betting going down. We had our brackets. Those are
all busted. Uh. I didn't do squares, didn't do the calcutta.

(20:25):
Uh So I'm just watching for the love of the game.
Maybe can we time out a little bit. I want
to know. So, your wife's running all the bills now,
all the money everything, So so how did that go down?
She just said it was twenty and then she goes,
how about we just put all our money in the
same account. I'll handle it and she's a lot more responsible.
She's better with that stuff. I said, perfect. So was
there a conversation of just like Ray, I know you're

(20:46):
past I know how you manage money. You're not very
good at it. I'll take care of this, dude. I
enjoyed gambling. Was I good at it? Uh? Monetarily probably not? Uh?
Did I end up making money from it? We know you,
We know you didn't. We know what Was I monetarily
do good? Probably not? No, definitely we hear your definitely not.

(21:09):
Was I bad at it? I definitely guess my news.
That's how you always talked all the time. I hated
he is just like he answered his own question, we're
doing our best. No, no, I I honestly don't think
we're doing our best. Can we do things better? Totally? Absolutely,
we can do things way better. He answered his own questions.
How annoying would that be to have a conversation with

(21:29):
someone over and over? They would ask questions and they
don't even let you answer. Now, are we ready for
this week? I don't think so. We have a lot
of preparing to do. What do we need to get?
What do we need to do to make this week great?
I'll tell you what we need to do, we need
to do. I mean, come on, it's ridiculous, dude. I
see some of those people at the airport. It's been
a minute, but when they have the job before the pandemic,
h what is it? Conference calls and stuff? Those things

(21:52):
seem so annoying. All it is his business speak. He's like,
you know, you'll hear a guy. You'll be at the
airport and he's on the phone. Ah yeah. I mean,
I feel like we can finish the quarters strong. I mean,
it's it still needs to be in the beta phase.
The test. They just say crap. Sometimes I feel and
that's when they're actually talking about the work. Coach. They
spent about thirty months before that just talking about stupid crap, like,
oh my gosh, my cat, just my my whole role

(22:15):
at the the papor. Oh my gosh, you just see
what my dog did. My favorite is the guy that
gets on the airplane and tries to act like he
has on an important call. Oh yeah, you know what
I mean. Yes, you're gonna have to make that final decision,
sign that paper, send it over. I'm gonna be out
of touch for two hours, and I'm gonna be there.
I'm gonna be in the air. But I mean, just
get that over to I gotta go. We're backing up,
We're backing I'm like, is it really talking loud? Yes,

(22:38):
he's talking loud. Is the call really that important that
it had to happen at eight o'clock in the morning
for you on that airplane, or it could have waited
two hours and you could have waited till get off
the air plane And it's not that big a deal.
But they always it wants a flight. There's always someone
that gets on the flight and is on the most
important business call of the year. Coach I'm in on
the most beautiful beach in the history of the world,
on a Rubuz beach, and dudes do a business call.

(23:00):
It was almost like he was selling stocks on a
Ruba's beach. Buddy, at because you bought the Caribbean Royal Caribbean. No, no, no, what.
But I took a picture of the guy and I
imagined what he was saying, something like, I told you
to sell the mother in stock. But he was I mean, buddy,
you're there with your family and your wife. There's no
way that phone call needs to take place on the

(23:21):
beach in a Ruba. How do you think they can
afford the trip I told you to mother can sell
the stock? Pie. Well, maybe maybe he was living in
a Ruba because of quarantine. Maybe he had moved to
a Ruba for the I was watching one of those
shows Coach, you know, the Caribbean Lives or whatever, and

(23:41):
Caribbean Life I think on HDTV, and these houses in
a Ruba coach their dirt cheap. You can buy like
a beach front house for like a hundred thousand dollars. Yeah,
a Ruba isn't. I mean, it's no what if I
was trying to think in comparison to other stuff, I
believe it would be cheap if you go to some
of the downtownish areas. Not good, dude, it's ugly. They're

(24:03):
compared to it like Detroit easily, but like it's not pretty.
So it's the only time you in a Ruba. When
you land getting there, I mean, it's not nice. There's
trash everywhere, it's crazy drivers, everything's ugly, overgrown, there's litteral,
none of the houses are nice. But then once you
get to the resort, that's where it's beautiful. Usually when
you go to when you go to these tropical islands.

(24:23):
I've never been, so I don't know anything about tropical islands.
The airport, the cities are disgusting, like it's just trashy,
poverty all over the place. You know, homeless people everywhere.
But then you go to the resorts and it's like
that's the paradise. That's it, Just that little resort area
that's the paradise. So you don't ever want to leave.
I mean you want the real real No, No, I
probably don't want the real, real real because you don't

(24:44):
leave the resort. You just stay on the resort and
everything is beautiful. I remember I went to a place
in Mexico and the cab driver drum, He's like, oh, yeah,
you wanna want to see the real stuff, Like, yeah,
before we get the resort, let's go, dude. He took
us these marijuana plantations, crazy dudes with machine guns outside.
He's like, look at the all that that's all marijuana,
right there, a marijuana At that point, Oh, let's go go,

(25:08):
get out of here, Get out of here. And we
just go to Sandal Like when you see the guys
with the machine guns, are you like let's go? Are
you like? Nah? He knew what he was doing. My
dad had gone, mean, how the hell does a cab driver, Well,
it wasn't just a cab driver. My dad had gone
like a few years before or whatever, and he'd made
contacts with his cab driver and it was his like,

(25:28):
his guy that would take him anywhere he needed to
go on on the trip. And so you know when
people say, hey, next time you're in town, here's my card,
here's my calling up. So my dad said, here, hit
him up. It's sort of like when we went for
a race bachelor party. You remember this, when we got
an uber from the airport and he didn't go, and
he didn't go, and the guy was dropping us off
at a hotel, take my card, and I was like, guys,

(25:50):
if you guys need anything this weekend, just give me
a call, you know what I mean, Like, I'll just
come and get you guys, and we can just do
cash on the side. And so that's how we would
get around as if we wanted like that, that's that's
your guy. So it's not just a regular cab drive.
It was pretty cool. I didn't go, he did not go.
He did not go. And also if you're a cab
driver in Vegas, you have to dread every time you

(26:11):
pick up some of the airport, especially if you're in
a van. Dude, we rolled in eight deep dudes on
a bachelor party. We made him go to the liquor store.
We're throwing a bunch of booze. I mean, dude. He
was furious by the time he dropped off. He's like,
can we finally go to your hotel because he's still
making money. But also I felt bad Barn because we
had one over the maximum occupancy. But he still let
us in coach and we have lunch or somebody goes

(26:33):
and holds the vehicle. We show up fifteen minutes later.
I mean we were the worst riders ever. I mean,
dude was ready to kill us, and and Overton had
to go out there and hold the car because they
were taking so damn long because they decided to check bags.
And then we hit him with that, Hey man, real quick,
can we go in the liquor store? Coach? We came
out with so much boots and he's like, we were

(26:54):
already stuffed to the brim, dude. And then we roll
up and we roll up the MGM. We're right here,
We're here to check in. We six rooms and the
lady's like, I can only find five raised standing with
his button at the Paris. Who are you who you missed?
What are you missing this one? And she holding I said,
the damn bachelor. I was there with Michael. He was scared.

(27:14):
I didn't want to tell you guys, but I'm gonna
tell you what. Okay? Do you feel like the COVID
that the lockdown, the light? I do believe vaccines, Coach
are very Do you feel the end? Do you like?
How about light of the tunnel? Absolutely? Where was that day?
No one was wearing a mask. Oh, my kids baseball game.

(27:34):
I don't know, Yeah, coach. And when I got to
my kids baseball game and there are probably fifty people
there and no one's wearing a mask, yeah, I felt like, Wow,
we're definitely towards the end of this. I think I
feel like we're kind of towards the end. My parents
got there there double vaccinated. Now they have vaccinated, got
both shots on Monday, they got their second shot. And
I was talking to my Vegas crew and we are

(27:56):
starting to ramp up plans for a Vegas trip. Oh,
that's you Swilers, Chris, It's Garrett chest Day, Ryan, Chris,
probably Jacob greg and I don't know who else is
gonna come along. I don't know. No, this is my
normal Vegas, Cris. Not the guys that live there. No,

(28:16):
not the guys that loss Chris, for sure, dude. But
I'm saying this is like we have not talked about
a trip, and we're starting to talk. I mean we've
been I've been dreaming about that Green felt numerous. I
mean almost ninety percent of my dreams involved is your
wife and the kids going, well, what are you gonna
gamble on in June? Everything and anything, coach. They're calling

(28:38):
these these two little things called dice, and then there
are these and there's this thing called a bat and
a ball and gloves and they're on a diamond. And
there's also this wheel coach with a bunch of numbers
on it. There's these little machines. There's definitely not the game.
And there's these places where they serve cocktails, like to

(28:59):
get it cocktail, Thank you, ma'am. I appretiure. Hey, do
you remember when we were in Vegas back to this
cab talk. Do you remember when uh I was pissing
the cab driver on when I killed every every stop
we would make coach like, guys, is it this is
where Tupac got shot? The cab driver. Finally, after like
the second on he's like, no, no, no, it wasn't this.
This wasn't it. It was over there. It's it's on

(29:20):
whatever cross on the next light. Oh, this is where Tupaca?
Is it right here? I think that I'm pretty sure
because I saw I saw the documentary, and I think
it was right. No. Man, I'm telling you this isn't
where it was. She was so freaking mad. Boys, I'll
tell you to be careful those ubers right now after
the pandemic. They're about three times the price. I was

(29:41):
trying to go downtown. My buddy was in town. I
was just trying to meet with them real quick. It
was thirty bucks. I'm pretty sure that ride, same ride
used to be five dollars. Coach, I realized on Uber
not now though, they have like ten different classes of cars.
So and I think they set you up at the
most expensive right away, Coach, you have to scroll down. No, no,
I see all of them, but are all very expensive.

(30:01):
And it says even Uber has a little asterisk, and
it says give us some time while we ramped back
up post pandemic. Things maybe a little slow and delayed.
I mean they have like Uber, a Uber c Exell,
Uber Black, Uber kind of black, Uber super Black. Like
it's crazy and like one is one is like a limo.

(30:22):
The most expensive is like a limo, and the cheapest
is like ride with five other people that you don't know. No,
have you ever done that? One? That's great? How's it going, ladies,
my name is Lunchbox. Can he sit in the front,
oh a bachelor rep party? I never would have thought that.
How's it going? It's called share a ride or something.

(30:43):
It's dropped off of his blazer's braws and my wife
and I when we were excuse me, driver just canceled
my destination. I will be staying here with these ladies. Look, ladies,
I got a broad in my head. Are we dropping
you off at your house? He gets out of the uber.
Is that a pete is drawing for head? Sorry? It's
one of those ride shares. We save money though, see you, ladies.

(31:04):
My wife and I were in New York right last
year before we had our second kid. We did a
little baby moon and we did that ride share where
we in New York. Yeah, we were going to the
airport and we're like, ma'am, might as well say money,
you to cut it in half? So you get in
the cab. What do you say? We get? No, we're
getting and they say okay, And we're like, because we
selected share and sometimes there's no one in and there's

(31:26):
no one in there. So we're driving to the airport
and one pops up, so we exited and we went
and picked someone. What did they say, are you willing
to swing? No? We had already selected a ride share.
So even though you have to be at the airport,
like at three, they're gonna stop and pick people up anyway, Yes,
we're open to another couple, but they had to be
going in the same direction as you. So it's not

(31:47):
like they're gonna go fifty miles out of the way
to pick someone up because you're in the right show.
They have to be going along the same destination. So
then you pull over to pick out that person. They
getting the cat, they getting the lift, and they're like,
how are you doing? And then what do you say?
It was a oh, how you doing? And I was like,
how's it going? We'd talkers? Is here visiting my friend?
She was going back to Chicago. Okay, this is my
wife and we are slingers happy double ride share with

(32:10):
What is slinger? Would you lack the sling I mean Slingers? Well,
I mean the joke is the commercial sling TV. They say, oh,
they say that you've never seen that. No coach, It's okay, couch,
don't pull it up. It's worth it. And I don't
know if slingers we're slinger. I don't really get it.
Sling TV. It's like it's like Hulu that might be
their their little catch got it. Okay, we're gonna listen

(32:32):
to the commercial. Now. You don't need any special training
to start slinging, but you do need to limber up.
That's the dude from Parks and Wrack. That's his wife too.
Is that his real wife? Yeah, she was his ex
wife on Parks and Wreck. But I saw that dude
do stand up. He was pretty funny. He's nothing like
that Ron Swanson. Yeah, he's nothing like this tough dude.

(32:54):
He's just normal, like he talks normal and stuff. No way.
So you're saying he's playing a character on the TV show, Well,
he's play a character in parts and rolled on. Look,
he's playing character in Parks and Wreck. But even in
this TV show he's acting like that character from Parks
and Wreck. He's not like that at all. He is, though,
a wood worksman, like a woodsman, like he builds stuff
and he's very handy and outdoorsy like he was on

(33:14):
Parks and Wreck. But Parkson Wreck, he doesn't even talk. Really,
do you have you ever watched Parkson? Right? I just
told you like the whole series, not not the whole thing.
It is phenomenal. If you guys are looking like I mean,
I know pandemic, we say it is almost over. But
if you're looking for a show that you maybe Parks
and Wreck is fantastic, laugh out loud, funny. I want
like a bunch of awards, no idea. Yeah, I think

(33:35):
people know that it's fantastic, Coach, I don't think it's
a secret that it's one of the banks. So much
for having us over so fun. I know we just met,
but it feels like there's a connection. Yes, yeah, so
you want to try slinging with us? Yeah, we're slingers,
right right? Can I say it was worth it? Alright?

(33:58):
Right when you're watching the on tv D laugh like that,
This is me watching at home with Bazer. How much
for having us over so fun? I know we just met,
but it feels like there's a connection. Yes, yeah, so
you want to try slinging with us? Options the freedom
without all the commitments. Yes, yes, it's the one. Husband's like, okay,

(34:24):
that is so funny, like I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm
gonna you understold it. He goes, would you like to
sling with us? Like? Just what? Like there's slingers. It's
the one couple is talking about sling TV. The other
couple of things. They're swingers. Get we get it's funny, right,
You don't have to break it down for us. You

(34:44):
don't see the video though, the guy's taking his shirt
off because he thinks it's a swinger. I still I
still like that commercial man where the where the wife
says people are cotting, people are we're having people tonight
and it's like during COVID or ever. So he shows
up in his tidy white, is in like a dress
shirt she wants. The dude walks out and the company's

(35:06):
outside by the pool and he's like, what are you doing?
He's like, oh, I thought this is one of those
zoom things. You know, there's just the top of Yeah,
you have a dress shirt off, but just tidy white.
That's pretty good. Hey, bash on the pandemic all you want.
That's funny. Good stuff. Man, I've never seen you guys
watch too many commercials. What do you do during commercials?

(35:26):
Change the channel? Oh? Absolutely, time to surf now. Now
I will watch a little bit of date Line. See
how many channels? The key is how many channels can
you scroll through before the game comes back at one
to three? Do you know how much TV? You can
watch on another channel before the game starts up again.
I just kind of I feel it. Just feel usually
nail it. No, I mean sometimes you nail it. Sometimes

(35:48):
you don't look pretty good at Like I feel like
the n C Double A tournament takes some long commercial?
Really do you feel like it has been long enough?
And you flip back and it's still in commercial? Like, wow, man,
why are they be careful? Though? Boys? I'll save you
guys a fight if your wife's and control of the remote,
and she'll do it. And my wife is never in control,
so I don't you know, won't save that fight, thank you?
That might be my issue anyway. I let her have
control so she'll be doing it, and I'll say, okay,

(36:09):
all right, go back to the other game. And now
I also turn it up a little bit. She's like,
what am I a remote control? So you can't boss
them around while they have the remote because you almost
turned them into like a voice remote control activated, So
you just gotta avoid that. Guys, be courteous, Hey, could
you please change the channel and be like, hey, turn
the volume up? What am I a human remote? There?
You go, save you guys a fight, Thank you, And
I'll hang up and listen. Okay, I appreciate you saving

(36:31):
me that fight. My wife never fights for fights for
the remote. Do you have the channel change of all time? Yeah?
She doesn't even want it. Yeah, I have it because
my wife feels the she feels pressured. It's it's only
a war between me and my thirteen year old son.
He's the only one that likes to have in his
hand and and change it all the time. Hey, where's
the remote? Oh? There it is in the couch. Oh.
My two and a half year old and one year
old both want to have the channel changer because they

(36:53):
now understand when you pointed the TV and press button moves,
it moves. So they sit there and they try to
press it, and you gotta steal it from the wife.
If we're watching a normal show, like when we're agree on,
she'll handle it. But if it's sports, give me the
channel changer because I need to control when we flip
back and forth. No, baby Box, you don't get it
until you're twelve. To see this remote as access to

(37:13):
skin a max and other things home your son's watching,
I shouldn't have showed him out of changing. Well, now
that we're here, let's talk about the birds in the
beach and get that buck out. I'll show you all
the pictures. Are you guys ready for baseball? What? What

(37:38):
Opening Day? But depending on the recording situation, it is
what do you mean? Depending on the recording situation, Today
is Wednesday, so tomorrow would be third. You never know,
you like to four weeks in advance, that prep coach, coach,
I got it first, prep for the big show. Look
at that Peanuts and Cracks say every Opening Day. I

(38:02):
don't care if I had a good talk with my
son today about what we were fault. We were in
traffic behind a car and they had a bumper sticker.
That's oh no, it wasn't a bumper stickers. Their license
plate that said fly the W and and he goes,
what is fly to W? It was fl y d
a W and I got son. It's one of the

(38:23):
coolest traditions that the Cubs do when they win games.
They fly a white flag with a W on it,
and it tells people around the stadium, Oh, look the
cupies one today they fly the W. He's like, that's
pretty cool. If you're walking through the neighborhood and you
just look up oh, I gotta I gotta win, and
you where back in y I'm sure that was really
because very nice of them, and people appreciate that kind

(38:45):
of thing. Now you just go on your phone. During
the nineties, you only had to put it up about
the coach that that flag had dust on it, because
when they won a game, the groundskeeper will be like, hey,
where's the damn flag? Check onto the shovels. Well, there's
a guy right next door that hangs the flag, but
I think he leaves it up all the time, because
I'm pretty sure they haven't one where you're you're right now,

(39:07):
Alley neighborhood. I have a couple of houses in my neighborhoods.
There's the bar Downtown Headquarters. Apparently it's randomly a Michigan
and a Cubbies bar, and so they they were sad
last night. Oh there's no flag hanging, but they will
hang it. What happened last night in the So yeah,
I guess if a bar owner is from that college,

(39:30):
they just randomly make that. I think that when you're
in a town, a neutral town like Nashville, you have
to find something, you have to find a team and
just go with it because you'll automatically have your your
fan base or whatever. We got this the bar on
demumbring right next door to us, the doghouse. Do they
have to be the Cleveland Browns fans because they're called doghouse?

(39:50):
Or do you think the owners are Cleveland Browns fans?
I think it's the doghouse. I thought they were Patriots. No,
that is you've seen it on game day. Which one
is the Patriots bar? There's one right next to it,
then maybe two bits. I don't know, but doghouses Cleveland.
Don't think the pizza places it's from Chicago Pizza. I
think they're a white Sox. But it's smart if you're

(40:12):
if you own a business in a neutral town where
there's not a professional baseball team, or you just want
out of town people that move here like them to
come to your bar. We're gonna be the Browns bar,
like Brown's games are gonna be on here. That way,
every Browns fan goes there and you have business every week.
Munch of you thought of being the guy in your
neighborhood that flies the flag. There's already people to do that,

(40:34):
and why don't you do it? I don't. I don't
have time time. You just put it on the flagpole. Cooch,
I don't have a flagpole either. You can buy one
birthday President. Oh that's it. We're gonna buy you a
flagpole and install. Guys, that was very thoughtful. Don't worry.
We'll do the first w for you. I don't need

(40:54):
to fly the flag. But I did have my fantasy
baseball draft last night. I got Albert Poole. Boys, let
me tell you. Did you get a Cabrera? No? No,
I didn't. I didn't have the tenth pick out of ten.
Oh not Miguel Abserbra. No, Garrett Cole is worthy of
a first round pick. Garret Cole was who I was

(41:15):
gonna pick, but he was snagged at number nine and
and didn't follow me at ten. I was ready to
grab him. I was like, come on, Garrett Cole, come on,
come to daddy, and he didn't come. I'm gonna say
to daddy to Garrit Cole. There here's the problem. A
fantasy baseball draft takes way too damn long. There were
so many rounds, it was over two hours long. Guys, like,

(41:39):
I'm excited about baseball. I like baseball, but a draft
that's two hours. It was a little too much, but
it was it was rough, I was it was struggle city.
Can we talk about your cousin? What about my cousin?
Your cousin, couse you how you pay off a tease?
You remember his cousin right, who's working with his dad
and his cousin is his dad's Is it brother's son

(42:01):
the boxes cousin since their brothers. Yes, So this this guy, Andrew,
he's been working with his dad who works for Lunchboxes.
Dad another partners. But my dad retired. My dad retired.
My dad doesn't do it anymore. They're done. My dad's done,
so his dad's done. But now his cousin, Andrew has

(42:21):
been helping his dad, all right, and they just got
done with their biggest flip. Wow, coach, Have they gotten
the call from HDTV? No? No, my dad and my
uncle get so pissed at h g TV because like
that in a full crop, it's a wake. Yeah, it's
way more expensive that they're like that. That's not realistic.
That's obviously when two people go in they go, Okay,

(42:44):
this is what we're gonna have to do. Obviously they're
not the two people doing it. They bring in a
team there are a bunch of lawsuits going on right
now that some of the property brothers stuff, like they
they didn't even finish it, like they took the money.
It didn't even finish it. Yeah, because my dad. You
see my dad and his brother going there and my cousin,
they do all the words themselves, like that's it. There's

(43:04):
there's no crew, there's they do it. But they watched
those shows, are like it's way more expensive that that
tile costs this much. This cost this much. They're like
they're just lying. So anyway, Coach, when was the last
time you saw cousin Andrew? I saw him? When did I?
Before the pandemic? Way before the pandemic, Coach. We all

(43:25):
went to the Sounds games. What was what was he doing? Coach?
He was working. He was there with a modesto nuts.
I think he was there with the Salt Lake City
No Sacramento Bees, Salt Lake City Beast. Are you sure
it wasn't the Louisville Losers. Okay, he was there with
the Bees here because I got he gave us all
the jerseys. Yeah, Coach, So that's when we saw him last.

(43:47):
Coach and the Chigan muff Divers and then he had
to quit. What was he doing from conditioning? Strength and conditioning?
And then he had to quit. I thought he was
stretching out pooles and he was, he was, and then
he had to quit. And then he started working for
his dad and start flipping houses. But then he got
the call. He got a call last week and the
Angels want him back. So he's back. Hey, how freaking

(44:11):
cool is that? Dude? He's a strength and conditioning guy.
He's out there hammering and hammering and nail I mean
he's just putting up boards and drywall and roofing houses.
And then hold on, dad, I got a call. Yeah,
this is the Angels. Is this Andrew? We need your back, son? Well,

(44:32):
how a car peaked you up in ten minutes? It's
just in on the ESPN bottom line and him Angels
pick up at her the boxes, cousin. Ye, he's going back.
He's gonna be a he's gonna be a Rocket City
trash pan. Did they lock him in with a five
year deal or what just a one year deal? Rocket

(44:53):
City trash pan? And there's his mascot. Listen to the
one that could have happened though, Um, let's just say
he had the World champion. Do you know who the
world champions are right now? The Uh it was a
glass now in the Rays, there's no chance. Good guess, uh,

(45:14):
the Rays. We're in it. Yeah, they were. Whoever they
played one obviously, whoever the Dodgers was the Dodgers. You
did know, Coach I watched the World Series right before
my wedding. Yeah. Yeah, he was up for a big
deal with the Dodgers with the major league club. Came
down to him and one other guy, and they went
with the other guy. The other guy can stretch him

(45:36):
out better. Coach Andrew had been out of the biz
for a couple of years. He took a couple of
years off to flip houses and get married and things
like that and settled down, and so he was like, man,
if I'm gonna get back in, I better get in
now because the real estate market is crazy right now
in Austin. So he can't. He doesn't think he's gonna
get a house to flip in the next six months.
So he'll go work through the baseball thing, see if

(45:57):
it turns into something else. If not, he can go
back to real estate when he's done. Dude, No, that's
a movie. I don't care who you are. Yeah, but
the movie couch on the top of the house and
now you're on the top of the world. Coach. I
already thought of the he's not playing center field for
the Angels, coach, he's just not a guy's growing. I mean,
it's still cool. It's still cool that that that the team.

(46:20):
I mean, he's on a list of people for Major
League teams to call. That's amazing. They called him. They said,
hey man, we we need you, we need your double A.
We're not on that list. Boys. Yeah, they're not gonna
call use. They're not gonna look us up. I don't
even know who we are. Yeah, it's not like the
GM knows who we are. GM know who he was,
goes and says, Idol, that's a badass. When he's walking

(46:41):
through the airport in Arizona and pool Holes goes, hey man,
how you doing. I love the pool Holes reference. Is
he still in the league? Oh yeah, he's like, she
signed like a thirty year. This is gonna be playing
till he's like seventy. I think he's already seventy. I
think he lies about his age and this is his
last year on his whatever million dollar contract that lasted
forever and this is last year. Last year. Couldn't he

(47:03):
can still hit kind of but he can't. I mean
he is, so he hits it off the wall. It's
a single. It's just sad. But yeah, congrats with my cousin.
He's going back to baseball. It's awesome. Congrats man batter
at the Alright, good, now, one more thing before we pray.
The NFL seventeen game schedule. It's approved. Good, so the

(47:27):
lines can now go in seventeen for the first time. No,
you're gonna buy they'll be eighteen weeks. So now, when
you hear that the NFL cares about player safety, you
just know it's all bull crap. You know it's all
full crop. The guys can barely last sixteen games. I
don't think the players care about their safety. To be real,
you don't think they care, or else they wouldn't play.

(47:51):
You gotta get paid, coach. I mean, there's a different
breed and that plays football out there. They're not worried
about it. Like sure, when somebody gets hurt, they're really
bummed about it. It sucks, and like they see someone
you know that has the concussion thing later in life,
and it's sad, but in the moment they don't think
they care. There, it's it's like it's like just their warriors, man,

(48:11):
they don't care about that crap Eddie. Now that we're
getting close to football, are you gonna add the Cowboys
number one fan to your intro again? Yeah, coach, we're
not really getting close to football. We're gonna wait a
little bit of time. But with that new with the
new schedule lengthening, that's good. Though the Cowboys won't be
eight and eight again. Hell, they'll still find a way.
They'll go eight eight and one. Hey, hang up, but

(48:34):
I just think I think it's terrible by adding this
extra game. There's no need for an extra game. Sixteen
games is already a grueling enough schedule, and now we're
gonna add a seventeen game. They didn't make up for
that the year lost, and the owners are just gonna
get I bet you they lost so much money as
far as ticket sales and things like that from last

(48:56):
year that they're just trying to make that a one
game of regular their season ticket sales to make up
for everyone. I bet that's the only reason they did. Hey, Roger,
good I hate the idea of that extended season. Roger, Roger,
do you even care one bit? No? Hello, Okay, I
bet you that's it. And then they may change it back.
They're not changing No, why would they were never gonna

(49:18):
change it back. They're gonna get this extra money, and
you think they're just gonna go, oh, you know what,
we don't like they need the extra money because they
lost money last year. I really think that's the only
reason they're doing it. I haven't read a single line
about this, but I'm assuming that's really the main reason
why they're doing it. It's like, whenever you know you
have a bad year, you gotta like you sell toilet paper. Right,

(49:39):
No one bought toilet paper last year, so you have
to raise it up a dollar this year to make
that And then guess what, you don't go back. You
don't go back after a year and say we'll take
that dollar away and now they we made our money back. No,
if you're gonna pay it for that price, if you're
gonna buy the toilet paper for that price, guess what,
We're gonna keep selling it at that price because we
know we can make that extra dollar. When when does
prices go down the windows when people stop buying. Oh,

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breaking news, you guys, see what Kevin Durant did. Oh.
I will let everybody read the article as it comes out.
But the Nets dynasty maybe over, and I will hang
up and listen. What happened? What happened? It's on daily mail.
Kevin Durant unleashed a vile homophobic Instagram rant at actor

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Michael Rappaport And it just got revealed Durant in jeopardy
and I will hang up and listen. Oh, it says
Michael Rapport leaks the message from Brooklyn Nets superstar Kevin Durant.
He called him a pale see see sea sucker. See

(50:55):
you in Um, Well, I'm gonna let more articles come
out eyes, I'm all deep. Tease it. We'll talk about
it next week. Well, I don't get it. Doesn't say
anything about homophobic. I got homophobic on here, So what
do you get well to do? Who cares? It's if
he cusses and calls him a blank and pale sea

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sucker homophobics right across the line, coach, as you can't
say that, cancel culture, coach. But he didn't see anything.
But just because we are a sports podcast. I wanted
to touch on it. I wanted to leave us on
an upward trend and not something so so bad as that.
But guys, God bless America. March madness is back, the

(51:40):
pandemic is over. America's back. What appearing a full woman
and guys, I pre ordered my first pack on the
NBA Moments ne'er alert. What do you mean like they
said you can pre order a pack, So I'm in line.
I put my name in, i'mready. You already paid money,

(52:01):
paid money, nine bucks? Hey, creator of NBA Top Shot
gets three five million and funding good funding from who
in NBA uh private funding from current and former NBA players,
including Michael Jordan's to scale up its virtual NBA trading
card site. The company said, you scale it up because

(52:23):
it sucks. Where did it all go wrong with Lunchbox?
In his downfall he started NF Remember the guy I
just don't get it now he's pre ordering packs. No,
I'll never log out. I want another and a gamble
hold on right? You want a right? Not gambling? After
the podcast on Monday, Eddie over here just sitting here going,
I can't believe I lost all that money. I'm so stupid,

(52:44):
he was. So what happens? I mean, I want to
see you in Vegas when you lose all your winnings.
You had all that money, you never cashed out because
you're online gambling. You don't couch. If you win all
your money on Friday in Vegas? Are you cashing out?
Are you? Are you gonna? What is your What is
your Friday of gambling on online? The end of March Madness,
That's what this was then, just because I made all

(53:05):
my money on March Madness, so I was gonna take
it all the way down to the end of the tournament,
not this year, coach, And then you lost it and
I lost. I didn't lose it all. I mean down hundred,
I have fifty right now. This song has cost you
the dollar? And how much did I start with? I
have no idea. You know every month, coach, you're still
tell me about you. I started with thirty dollars in January.

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I haven't. I haven't deposited since January, coach, real talk.
Do you have any money on Bovada? No, my accounts dry,
the whites got the account. Any money I might have
bonus money in there? Things don't give me some money.
I want to gamble all the March madness while it's
still March. I don't get these n f T so
I I still, I still do not understand why someone would.

(53:49):
Why do you keep putting money into it? Because I'm
gonna try to sell them. You're the one wanting them. No,
I'm wanting to hit the jack pot and sell them.
I don't want to keep them for any amount of
time if I can hit. You realize that the people
buying them aren't trying to keep them either. If you're
paying seven hundred dollars from trying to keep them lunch,
if your wife finds out that you spent, she's gonna

(54:12):
beat your Now when packs come out, she's like, you
get a packet, packet pack like our buddy Mike's size.
He's sold. He sold his Zion for sevens the other day. Couch.
He keeps winning, right, he's winning. Yeah, he keeps making money. You,
on the other hand, have not. You've got to take well,
I've only spent forty five dollars. I'd rather have gambled

(54:34):
that me too. Well, I got that cool little in act. Well,
that's what I'm doing. I am gambling right now. I
have forty five dollars invested, and I'm putting another nine
dollars in, so I'll be at fifty four dollars. Hopefully
I can make fifty four dollars back. I'd rather put
fifty four on Gonzaga. Yeah, because they're they're so badass.
All right, have a great Wednesday, Edie, send me that voucher.

(54:57):
I need some money. There's no voucher coach, please, honey money.
Did you hear the Sword Loser's podcast today? Stand raimundo voucher.
We need to get Bay onto the bovata. He seems
how you say responsible, Raymondo is actually betting smart by

(55:18):
not betting. We need to get him back in him
the locks. We need him locking up more. Ever, locked
up Bay, he hasn't gambled anymore. I don't know bus
he did off the air say U c l A
was going to win. He did tell Edie off l A.

(55:39):
But neither one of them did. Ray finally got one right,
thank you, Thank god. Eddie, with his thirty dollars, was
so puckered he couldn't even place a locked at Raymundo
gave him. Did you say you c l A is
going to final four. Yes, us do a thing on

(56:01):
the front of the website that says something like, when
the sun goes up, you see l A. And don't
put a picture of the player's face. We don't know
the rights. Just put u c l A in a
jersey with a silhouette of a man. That's what we call.
But put the sun coming up and say, when the
sun comes up, c l A. So this etty guy,

(56:23):
when Ray goes to him and says, you c l
A beat Michigan, was etty Just a little gunshine? See
a little gun shine one more time? We see just
a little gunshine. They were in the same But you
guys wouldn't know that when you have to repeat it
three times. This wasn't meant to be. Guy. Yeah, I

(56:44):
thought I thought it was pretty exact. I thought you
were on it all right. We're done, couch one day tomorrow,
here we go. Baseball's Oh man, basketball is not over
yet though. My draft, oh man, my team, no one cares.
After the sn draft, I was ready at the number
A three team in the league Bad. I'm called the
Nashville Knucklers. Oh my little moose knuckle boy sounds no

(57:08):
knucklers like the knuckleball. I don't know about that, all right,
goodbye everyone. Hey, don't forget, we got an interview on Monday.
Guys name Parker the Cobra. You're ready, get your questions ready.
It's a good deep tea. Hey, is this thousand dollars

(57:28):
thing a scam