Greatest Basketball Game Of All Time

Was it a good idea for the Mavericks to trade for Kyrie Irving? Are the Mavericks the favorites to win the NBA Championship? Lunchbox got to witness one of the greatest basketball games of all time this weekend. Who watched the Pro Bowl? We also read a some emails from the listeners! 

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Holy ship Kyrie to the math figured what I culture?
We don't yes after that? H culture? All right, I'll
be I'll dick. We're already rolling. Uh. How does Kyrie Irving?

(00:26):
Look now? Nets trade Irving and Mavericks for Spencer den Witty,
Dorian Finney Smith and three picks? Wow? What? I just
don't understand why anybody wants that loser? Like I understand
he can play basketball, he is terrible in the locker room,
like he is so bad. And here's what's crazy. They

(00:46):
gave all that up and he's a free agent at
the end of the year, so they just get him
for one year, one and done half a year if
he doesn't resigned. They gave up everything. And I don't
even understand. Does that make them a title? Contin? Well,
they went from the cut their odds in half. What
would they go from? Okay, that's what I mean. It

(01:08):
doesn't do that much in the Western Conference. It still
puts them fourth or fifth. The one thing I do
know about Irving, he's the reason Cleveland won the championship,
him and Lebron, but that he was the scorer. Dude,
he creates shots that nobody else can. Is he a
little bit older now, yes, but what has he done
since then? I mean he destroyed the Celtics, he sage
the court, he's said he the Earth's flat, and he

(01:29):
didn't get the COVID shot, and he tords the nets.
I mean, it's unbelievable what Kevin Durant gave up because
he wanted to play with his friend Kyrie Irving. He
could have been playing with Steph Draymond, Clay Thompson, Steve
Currs coach a stable franchise, they would have he could

(01:50):
have two more rings on his finger at least. Massive mistake.
But also and he said, oh you know what, I
want to go to Brooklyn with my friend Kyrie. And
Kyrie has nothing but a headache and a disaster and
didn't play any games. Then they trade for James Harden
that they won jack Ship. I don't even if they
want a playoff series. Well, and also Ben Simmons was
supposed to be better, Okay, he just became a terrible player,

(02:13):
and you didn't need Ben Simmons. You had Kyrie and
James Harden. Kyrie has been on paper, they should have
won a championship. I want to know how many times
a day Kevin Durant sits in his and thinks, why
didn't I stay in Golden State? Why did I say?
Why did I give up the best team in the NBA?
Why did I give that up to go with my

(02:34):
friend Kybrie. But it's a stock market. People that leave houses.
Oh I should have sold, I should have bought. Oh
I should have got that beach home. I'd be a millionaire. Now,
that's also what Katie's doing retrospect. So you're saying hindsight.
When they assembled that team, it was an all star cast,
but it wasn't better than what he had with Stephen
Clay and Draymond and Steve Kerr. And what did Ben

(02:56):
Simmons say? He said, We're gonna be scary as fuck. Blink.
That had never happened. Though they were never scary, they
were scary. I woke up sometimes and on Sports Center,
I'll be like, oh, that's a scary team. Guy started
without me. Yeah, we didn't know if you were coming
back in. I was at the Grammys. Sorry, got here?

(03:17):
What were you videoing musicians? Artists? Yeah? Do you want
to start the show? Now? What are y'all talking about? Dreamon?
You know, Kyrie went to Dallas. Is that why you
got the Dallas had MAVs? When did that happen? Like
two days ago? Really? Maybe yesterday? No clue. I did
see Lebron though, falling like almost not get up because

(03:39):
he grin, Well he is he crying? It was that
when he was mad at the ref. Now he fell
on the crowd and he was like grabbing his back
like couldn't he looked like us when we fall down
and didn't here. I didn't see that. I'm gonna hit this.
No Arnold, he died, so right now it's the Murdoch trial,
and then the following week it's gonna be the Arnold trial.
This dude is all in on that Murdoch trial. I
have no idea what that is. That's okay. Everybody's interested

(04:01):
in their own things. You're interested in this guy down
the streets interested in porn. It's all new. Some people
are interested in this podcast, not many. I'm gonna hit it.
It all started when a dumbass met another dumbass, and
they met another dumbass, and they became the dumbass tree
At the end, do alive? Oh, the one to so losers? Yeah,

(04:26):
I roll it a little bit mundo. What up, everybody?
I am lunchbox. I know the most about sports, so
I'll get into the sports facts, my sports opinions because
I'm pretty much a sports genius. What's up, everyone, I'm
Eddie and I know the least about sports. But I'm
your average sports fan, your sports watcher. I don't know
the who's who's and don't know the what's what's y'all,

(04:48):
It's Sissan. I'm from the North. I'm an alpha male,
married debaser. Oh over to you, guys. I had no time,
like is that cardi b It's like five years old.
He read time on the Little Buzzer. But we can
all agree MAVs aren't winning the championship. It'll be cute
though to see it on Sports Center a couple of times.
Kyrie even play, though he throws a fit all the time.

(05:10):
He has something, he has something going on, and you
show up every day, but he doesn't show up every day.
That's the problem. I don't know why teams are giving.
And what's funny is I heard that he wanted to
go to the Lakers, but the owner of the nets
was like, you know what, because he wants to go
to Lakers we're not sending him to the Lakers so
he can block that. That's why I did to my kids,

(05:30):
what do you mean whenever they're like, I want to
go to a movie, just because you said you want
to go to a movie, You're not going to a movie.
That's parody because well, because Kyrie was such a dick
when he was in for the Nets, they were like,
you know, we're not gonna help you out. Whatever you want,
We're gonna make sure you do not get But if
you're the Mavericks giving up a first round or two

(05:51):
second rounders and those players all for a half year
rental and he doesn't resign, oh my gosh, Luca, Luca
will leave in two two years anyway, Well didn't they?
Luke had problems with guys before poor zingis the Golden Unicorn.
They had problems. Yeah, they didn't get along. There was
their uh would fight language countries and stuff, Yes, stuff

(06:11):
like that civil war. I think, isn't Durant or Kyrie.
Is somebody hurt because they haven't been playing together for
weeks Durant, But that's what I'm saying is they were
actually winning games. They were getting better. I don't understand it,
but I think it was because Kyrie didn't get an
extension that he wanted and he said, trade me. It
came out of nowhere. It was Monday, Kyrie once traded,
Thursday Kyrie traded. I learned about it this morning. He's

(06:34):
gonna run out of teams because I feel like he
does that with every team every exactly. I'm unhappy here.
This sucks. Oh my god. I guess what Kyrie. Look around.
It can't be every team. Some At some point you
gotta realize the problem is you, unless with Lebron tweeted.
He said, maybe it's me. Maybe Lebron's the problem because
Kyrie didn't choose the Lakers. I think Kyrie wanted the Lakers.

(06:56):
I don't. That would have been a dumpster. We really
think that would have worked. Actually, I should have been
really good, and Kyrie that that would have been a really,
actually good team. And that's why Westbrook would have been
traded with for Kyrie. Forget it, no Westbrook. But I

(07:17):
did witness one of the best basketball games of all time.
I went to a basketball game and the coach on
the sidelines wearing his Dallas Cowboys hat and he's feeling
really good. I show up and it's nine to seven.
They are trailing. No, it's nine to six. They're trailing
a couple of minutes into the game. No, about eleven

(07:37):
minutes into the game. Yeah. Yeah, there's twenty minute halves.
And there was eleven minute, nine minutes left on the
clock and it was nine to six the opposing team.
And this this guy, the guy in the coach, and
he says time out, time out. He gets the red
team around him and he goes, guys, we're gonna go

(07:57):
full court press some art and the other team could
not handle it. That's basket, that's big ten basketball melted down.
They kept turning the ball over. And this big guy
on Eddie's team, Luke. I mean he looks just like
Luke longly, big redheaded kid. I mean, is it really well?

(08:17):
He doesn't show any emotion. He just sits there and
grabs rebounds. Boom, grabs rebounds. And then you got one
guy that kind of looks like Luca, a little shift heftier,
um wide, not tall, but but he can shoot like
he's got he used. His body gets open. Boom, he
just he spots up over here in the corner and

(08:38):
shoots and I'm like, who's this guy? And then Eddie's
kid looking like the point guard of the future could
have been a little Tony Parker out there, I mean,
and they take the lead thirteen to nine at the half,
and I am like, you just wait, just wait. We

(08:58):
come down to a minute to go. Eddie's team up
twenty three to eighteen. Do you hear me with the
metal left? Did you hear me? Yell at him, slow down,
drain the clock, take it to the corner, drain the clock.
Hold the ball. What did they do? They ran down

(09:21):
and try to shoot it every single time, every single time.
Hold the ball. You have no effective coaching on them.
I mean, they did not listen one bit. They literally
went down and in three seconds jacked up a three
and the guy the other team gets the rebound, comes over,
guys on the left side, throws it to him from three.
The bank is open. The bank is open. He gets

(09:44):
it off the back. Now they're up to okay, thirty
seconds left. Thinking Eddie's team is gonna slow it down
the ball, just throw it around. It's all you do
is not turn it over, and it's over. There's no
shot clock, there's no stop for two minutes, hold it
for two minutes. They come down, runner in the lane

(10:04):
and ball ball. They get the rebound. They come down,
there's about fifteen seconds left. They get in the lane
and they like Luke, get back, get back, cover the paint.
It goes up, shoots, brick, offensive rebound, up, brick offensive rebound.

(10:24):
One second up, it goes in. We're time. I would
have thrown a chair. We're going over. We're going to overtime.
Overtime is one minute long minute one minute. So we're
still tied after so we sit the boys down and
I'm telling them, really, we blew a ten point lead

(10:46):
in two minutes. Eddie draws up some fake play that
doesn't even mean anything is going that way in this way.
So one minute overtime, first possession, they win the tips,
so they get the ball, no shot clock. I'm mike man,
they're just gonna get one shot and they're gonna win.
Foul on the Red team. Foul on the Red team.
Two shots, two shots. MR is the first one. This

(11:11):
is the second one. All right, we come down, come
down well, foul Red team going to the line. MR
is the first one. MS is the second one. They
get the rebound they they shoot, they miss, we get
the rebound. Edie called time out, time out, six seconds
to go. I wouldn't have used it. You only got
one time out for the and Eddie draws up over time.

(11:34):
I don't know what play Eddie drew up, but all
they did was running around the circles. Didn't get a
shot off. Going to double overtime, going to double o
t what time is it? Penalty kicks? I ran the
long horn play, by the way, is that what it
was called? Double screen? Didn't work? Didn't work? Go to
double overtime, and there's no clock in double overtime, and

(11:57):
luckily they lost the tip and regulation and at the
first first overtime, so they had the possession arrows, so
they get the ball first. It's so unfair, it's ridiculous.
So they come in, they throw it. Here we go.
Eddie's kids sets a screen, Kid comes off the screen,
jump up on the freight the line. Nothing but parents,

(12:27):
parents rush, oh, rush, the high five and chest bumping,
going crazy, lunches, kids peeing on the course that took
it dump. Eddie's team gets their second win of the season.
And then I saw the team that was after them,
and I said, dude, that older team. They look really good.
He goes, no, no, no, they're in our league, different

(12:48):
division though, oh gold division. We're in the silver. We
can't hang with those things. They were so do they
play like NBA ball? Dude? Like they when timeouts would
go like they would go warm up and the ball
would be coming out of bounds and the kid, I mean,
he's like seven behind the back through the lay. I
mean it was just like I see some of them
balls life clips on YouTube and stuff where these kids

(13:09):
are just like trick ballers. That's what I assumed that.
It seems like it was. It's everything minus the dunks.
Yeah they can't they're not tall enough to dunk, but
they're very impressive. I was like Euro steps, dude, like crazy,
I saw this one. Did you see those kids that
were celebrating after every shot they made? It goes, this
is what parenting and coaching has turned into. Do your
kids do that any like arrow shoots and they muscles muscles?

(13:32):
I saw that they if they nail a threet, no
they nailed, they put the three in the air. Like
my favorite is Kentucky. Back in the day, you'd pull
out a damn arrow and it was such a fun
game because they scored eight teen points the whole game

(13:53):
and then they score five in the last minute, and
it was just like what in the It was so fun.
Congrats on the way, Thank you Coach. Was our second
one in the season. But that was two weeks ago.
We had a game on Saturday. Ay, oh, we are
getting hot. I'm shot. Kyrie didn't choose you guys, I know, coach.
We tried to get him. But and then I felt

(14:16):
bad because you can't foul out. Huh, yes, you can't
fail out five fouls you're out? Really yeah, oh we were.
We were foul trouble with two kids because I mean
I felt like they fouled every two seconds. You try
to spread the fouls around. Yeah, is that what the
ref does? He just called no, no, we do. Oh yeah,
I tell like, hey, hey, hey, Jimmy, you're you got

(14:38):
four fouls, but one more, you're done. I mean, and
the refs they do not give a crap. What kids. No, No,
it's adult there, they're adult rests. They're adults, but they
have no care in the world. I mean, I watched
this one kid on Eddie's team, tall, skinny guy brown hair.
I mean he got poked in the eye on his shot.
I mean like, I mean just boom right in his eye.
And the guy even he goes like that and the ref,

(14:59):
I mean, the ref is they right there, and it's
just like how in the world. I mean it was
they literally this last game. It was crazy. I swear
I had control of every call. So the ref on
my side of the court. Every time he bow the whistle,
I would be like, out on them, right out on them,
out on them. And as soon as I said travel, right, travel, travel, travel, travel, everything,

(15:23):
I would say, he just repeated, and he was delayed
by like two seconds. These refs, they just show up
after a nap, barely throw on a join. One of
them was watching Pro Bowl games on his phone. Every
time out he goes sit down and watch his phone. Yeah,
that's when we were growing up. Our assistant coach, Henry Trotter,
he every time the ball, hilarious, every time the ball,

(15:47):
that's a bad ball, red ball. Oh you saw some different,
You saw some different alright alright next place. I don't know.
I don't know that saw some different. Every time he
would tell the ref every single time, and everyone and
he'd tell then oh man, you know, and he laugh
every time, so freaking for these parents are getting crazy?
What parents are crazier than the coaches? Did you what

(16:07):
did you experience with the parents? I well, I experienced
that they were very rude because parents are awesome. Because
there was a there was a we're in a gym
that doesn't have bleachers, it just has chairs lining the
wall half the wall, and there's a lot of empty chairs,
and my wife is holding the baby, and she goes,
can I sit there? All that seats taken? Okay, go

(16:29):
to the next one and seats taken. But I'm like,
it's halfway through the first how long are you gonna
hold that seat? And so my wife ended up on
the opposite side of the gym and where we were standing,
and one older couple was like, okay, you can sit
here the last chair in the gym, and all these
other states sat empty the rest of the freaking game
because they were waiting for someone to show up saving seats.

(16:52):
It was so it was just crazy, like no, sorry, sorry,
it's taken. It's like your jackets are just sitting on there.
There's no one sitting there. Were you saying this to
them or you're thinking this, Well, I wasn't even there.
My wife was the one I sat. I just sat
on the baseline with the two kids. I know you
were standing up in your wife's honor. No, no, you
were defending because I was like, we can sit on
the floor, and she was holding the kid, and we

(17:12):
were like because we were gonna stand at first, and
we just stood there. What about my wife's seat? Your
wife wasn't there yet? Oh, and then she left early.
And then she left early, and so I was just like, man,
the parents kind of rude, but there was no but
but the parents were yelling a lot of yelling, yelling
at the ref. You gotta call that foul. He's pushing um,

(17:34):
he's pushing up. You're not helping the kids out. Ref,
you're not helping him out. That's double drouble, double drouble.
Which leads me to my question, why would you be
a ref for? Oh? That was why are you doing
a day? Why are you doing that? I thought the
exact same thing. Is it an internship? Like if you're

(17:55):
going to school for officiating, I'm guessing it's easy money.
They can line up four games in a day, yes,
but still easy money because the parents are yelling and
don't have better help. They don't understand the mental toll
that plays on somebody. They all probably are very depressed
at the end of the day. They don't realize it's
because of all the parents. So they need the app. Yeah,

(18:18):
com I'm gonna go check that out. We'll be right back.
Speaking of the Pro Bowl, did you watch the Pro
Bowl a little bit? It looks like he's decked out
in his Cowboys gear, like my mid season Cowboys there. Yeah, Turpin, uh,
Trevon Diggs, what about Michael Parsons, Zack Martin, you know,

(18:40):
Brett Maher not there? Four four or five? Maybe? Yeah? See.
And I saw someone I saw Josh Jacobs quotes that
this ship is stupid. But here's the thing. I loved it.
It can't be any dumber than actually playing the game,
because when they're playing the game, they didn't even try,
so it can't be that stupid. But I don't know.

(19:00):
I didn't Josh Jacobs didn't play. He was the spectator,
and I gotta admit because he lives there. When I
saw it wasn't on the betting app, I had lost
all interests. I didn't watch one minute I don't know
how you would bet. That would be the worst thing,
like betting on like the NBA All Star Games, so stupid.
They throw like, you know, hook shots from the three
point life. Somebody was able to though, because they said that,
what were they trying to do? Times on something and

(19:21):
they said it and that's what it was. NHL you
could bet because they accidentally left up uh, let's say,
slap shot uh speeds and so the guy was able
to bet after he'd already watched it and he made
like three. That's not fair. There was a glitch on
the app. That's not right. Yet our apps didn't have
anything for NFL. Well, yeah, I don't know how. I mean,

(19:41):
they had competitions like the Tic Tac toe with the
punters and the long snappers and kickers, so stupid. But
it can't be any worse than the actual game. I
mean you have to if you're gonna do something whatever.
I didn't watch any of the shocking part to me
is that people still watch it. Well when you have kids,
like it's some thing on the kids love to watch

(20:01):
it like it's stupid, but yeah, it's kind It wasn't
bad like the the Flag football game. Kind of fun.
Was it actual competitive like did they actually try or
was it they tried? But it was It was exactly
flag football rules, like the ball. You know, if it's
a fumble dead ball, you know, it's like fumble dead ball.
Uh like uh uh no, no field goal kicks, no

(20:24):
extra points. So it's just like another like a two
point conversion and if you go for one, it's a
little closer, if you go for two, it's further back.
Same like flag football rules. It was pretty It was fun.
It's got to be tough for the announcers though, because
they used to call and tackle, but they're they're almost
like they're joking a little bit. Oh, Peyton's gonna call
Peyton's gonna go for it on four, you know, because
like Peyton and Eli were the coaches. That was the
whole thing. It was an FC versus NFC Peyton. They

(20:47):
were funny, like some of the games were like you know,
pushing the sled and how fast obstacle courses and like
having Eli on the sled like come on, come on, boys,
come on boys, Like really funny, like funny stuff like that.
It's probably in per person badass to go with your
kid and it was all in the Vegas stadium, oh
where we were Resorts World Reliant, a Reliant Allegiance. So

(21:12):
it's all in that stadium. So like the game was
only fifty yards. So I bet this kid was the
flag football game. I bet kids got cool access to
the pros. Now, that's the cool thing. I think. You
haven't where the kids and they've got to be interacting
with the fans, right. But I mean, even if I
lived in Vegas, my dad still want to take in
us because it costs money. I guaranteed. I'm sorry about that.
That's that's like me and my dad took us to

(21:32):
the circus when we were kids. We'd go to the
Irwin Center in Austin and we pet the elephants in
the parking lot and then we would go. It's like
me when I took my kid of the Cowboys game
here the Titans. I mean, we just went to the stadium. Outside.
Outside of the stadium is free. I will give you credits.
Told them listen to the crowd and that cool. They're
right there. That's side of the fence. If you go
on the bridge with the video boards, you can actually
kind of see into the stadium there was a whole

(21:53):
crowd there, like a hundred people, usually half of them.
Oh dude, me and Bazer. If we didn't have tickets
to the game, we just go in the bridge and
watch a little bit right there. But then after a
couple of minutes, you got hey, brother, you got a
couple of bucks. I do I see those people out
there on concerts that they'll sit out there. Sound badass,

(22:13):
It's not bad because it carries across the red. You
can hear pretty good. I used to do that ship
in college. I would take it like a twelve pack
of beer. Sit outside the Woodlands in Houston, listen to
the show dude at a send Amphitheater. We used to
live right across from it. We go in the grass
knoll behind. Now I know that one sounds awesome. Why
not do that well? And then in two cops you no,
no, no no, you get hit up for some money after

(22:34):
brother can get a couple of bucks trying to enjoy
the show man. Do you know this? No? But leave
me alone a beer? Brother, I mean, I'm willing to
give him a beer. I'm like, what you want cocaine?
I had a beer. I was gonna give you what
you want you want some black tar? Do you have
any smack? No? I have a white claw. I'm dead serious, dude.

(22:54):
They don't mess around. They don't want your beer. Uh, then, Eddie,
you might have been onto something this whole time. Yes,
do you see what Arian Foster said? No? Oh, he
was being funny. He wasn't. I know, Yeah, it wasn't.
I thought it was sarcasm. I don't. I didn't hear

(23:15):
the podcast, Like, I didn't know what the whole tone was. Obviously,
I read the headline. Saw everybody started freaking out and
tweeting about it and talking about it in players responding
to what context was he talking about? He was just like, oh, yeah, man,
I mean we all know it's ridd We get a
script and the script and then somebody leaked a box
score from the super Bowl. Apparently the Eagles are gonna
win by three thirty four. Yeah, the script got leaked

(23:37):
or something. Yeah, And it was just like people started
coming in like, oh, like, here's a picture of Matt
Ryan when he got the script for the super Bowl,
you know what I mean, like against the Patriots, and
it's like he had to be joking, but he's kind
of crazy. He is. That's why I hear you on that.
That's really a deep thinker and he has like some
alternate reality to a lot of things where he'll come

(23:57):
up with an opinion because he's smart. He reads beaks,
he does all that. So I hear you on that lunch.
But yes, he was being funny even though he's kind
of like a flat earther. Eagles by three? Did you
any bettt? No? No No, no you you can't bet it
just because of this one? Why not? I mean, if
the scripts out, the scripts out, what are they gonna

(24:18):
change it? There's always they probably rehearsed it hundreds of times,
but they do that. They cut scenes like bad out
of the hell when I when I went to Vegas,
they they edited me out, They cut me out, they
redid the script. So they redo that, dude. How But
but look at wrestling, like there is a script for wrestling? Now?
Is there a script? Or is it just okay, this

(24:39):
guy is gonna win and then they just wrestle and
they make up moves as they go or do they
practice exactly the moves they're gonna do. You wouldn't say exactly,
but there's always a known Hey, you don't hit me
in the head. You know how to hit on the back.
Hardy told us with the guitar, you know, you hit it.
If you're gonna swing it, you swing it there because
the guitar o break. But you are still gonna get
hit with the guitar. But they don't rehearse every little second,

(24:59):
but they will say, hey, Logan, Paul, at some point,
you're gonna jump in the middle, and you guys, that was.
That was a badass move. That was. I saw that was.
But I just don't like I mean, I used to
watch wrestling. I don't watch it anymore. So I just
don't know if like the day before they meet up
and they practice how they're gonna go about it. Not
enough time in life. And also we learned with Donneghee.

(25:20):
Sure NBA isn't scripted, but he said, we're a little
easier on the pros like or the Absolute All Stars.
Jordan's he's gonna get some calls. And don't forget it's
a business. I mean, Brady, he gets better calls than
freaking Mitch Drobisky. It's just the way of the world business.

(25:41):
Aaron Rodgers gonna get a better call than freaking Ryan Tannehill.
So if it was scripted, who would the NFL want.
They have to want Patty Mahomes right, because they want
Patty to create, want Patty everywhere. They want Patty in
the super Bowl every single time. They want Patty on
TV as much as possible. He is the new face
of the NFL. Yeah. But Jalen Hurts is the new
guy though, like they could build him nah, because there's

(26:04):
a lot more with Patty. They see Patty going for
more than Brady. His wife's a liability. They need somebody
who's gonna replace Brady Patty right now. That's where the
NFL needs. They need that next guy up. They but
they have it with Mahomes, Burrow Alan, they have it
every They have a lot Herbert, Herbert, my boy, Herbert

(26:26):
Dad Noda no no, no, no no no. Doc is
not anything. But he is on that commercial with the Housewives.
I don't even know what it's for, but direct TV
you can watch two things the same time, Football Housewives,
and I mean that commercial for him to film must
have taken days that he wasn't working on football and
he was working. Okay, what about my home's bath bombs?

(26:47):
That's easy to do. Down double check those two days.
There's commercial Rodgers doesn't give a crap. There's commercials that
take a shipload of time, and there's something you can
do really quick. You've done commercials when you and Bone
would go down to Nissan and film that commercial. Did
you do it one day? Okay? And it looked like
you probably did in the day, the one with the

(27:07):
Housewise because it was cheap with the Housewise looks terrible
like it looks like ship. It looks like a major
production with all this stuff going around Summer green screen
it is. Yeah, you think it's a real stadium with
people in it. Cut your out of your mind. Have
you seen the new This is the Dak Prescott commercial

(27:27):
looks a lot cheaper than the bath bombs and the
airplane with the mustache, But you can see a commercial
Andy Reid drawing mustache on people's faces. You really think
they go up in the airplane to do that. You
think they get on the Southwest have to fly that
they gotta get and they gotta get a one through
fifteen so they can pick their seat, and they got
to make sure there's empty seats on the airplane. And

(27:48):
they had to make sure they're in the seat belt
sign is off, so Patrick Mahomes can come to the
front airplane and can you imagine there's a weather delay.
Sorry guys, delay it well delay, But people understand how
expensive that would be. The book flights for the camera crew,
the everybody, the truck drivers understand what I'm saying. I
know you guys haven't seen it, but I was watching

(28:09):
the Country Channel where they do the music videos CMT. Yeah,
there's a there's a Walker Hayes. Fancy light dude, that's
a music video. Maybe took a week and apple dude,
there's a football game going on. Then they all party
with the fans and they're on the field. Yes, I'm
telling you it's one of those music videos. We've done them.

(28:31):
Jake going at a bar. It took two hours. Fancy
light or not fancy like it's called hey y'all or something.
It's the new one. Yeah, y'all life, Hey, everybody to
stop what you're doing right now. Google y'all life, y'all life,
y'all life. I guarantee you took two or three days
the film. There's no way they did in one take.

(28:52):
It probably didn't take one take, but I'm telling you
there was a football scene, there's a there's a scene
where they're at a church. There's uh church. Yeah, and
he used a bunch of people and it used Blair
Garner in it. Yeah, and then there was other people like, uh,
I don't know that. I feel like there was famous
people that we would know that, other people like Blair Garner.
Nobody would industry people coach. You were in Chris Jansen's

(29:16):
music video. How long did that take? It took about
two hours? There you go, Man, two hours that you
weren't working on the podcast. That was before the podcast.
But what I'm saying is you weren't working on radio
those two hours, so you probably suffered the next few days.
I did, and it did take a lot. We did
the same scene over and over and over because they
get every single camera angle. And I was like, man,

(29:37):
this is long. But the easiest ones is when they're
at a bar and they're just singing their songs. I
mean that's what Jake did. Yeah. Yeah, it's tough though.
You gotta lip sync your own song. It's weird and
it doesn't always because there's no music. They play it
over the top, but they're not really playing it. So
you're like long hair, black girl and your mouth and everything,

(29:58):
and they're like, he kind of mess up the whole
blue ey girl part. Let do that on again. Your
lips were moving right right, And then they're having us
dance and there's really not even music going throughout. Yes
there's Jansen exactly. We were having to part with partying
with no music, chick, that's what I do at a concert.
And you had to do that ten times. It's like,

(30:19):
oh my god, how many times can I fake like
I'm enjoying? Like the first couple times, like oh this
is so fun after a ten times acting coach, you know,
but this year you're faking it. Like sex scenes. Do
you think those are fun when you're acting in a movie.
Hell no, I think they might be kind of fun.
They I don't know. I bet they're not because they

(30:39):
can't be do it again again, do it again? Yeah.
The first five minutes, hell yeah, that's awesome. After that
you're like again, okay, here we go. So when they're
doing those sex scenes, though, do they tape it down?
Tape down? Well, now they do so many smash cuts
and everything they might not even be touching. Let's be real.
I mean, Coach, whenever there's that wide shot and you

(31:00):
you the two of them, they're touching. They're touching, right,
But somebody said they throw a pillow, and I've heard
it before. You put a pillow there, so you don't
actually touch upper body. Yes, you're kissing and touching, but
what if they're fully naked. I don't understan you're watching
a porn You ain't seeing both actors fully naked. Donk
like like, Okay, you're touching nipples, so why not touch private? Well,

(31:22):
that keeps you from the other stuff, but you're not
doing it like you can do that without actually doing it,
like you're rubbing shoulders Robert Penis and Vagina. Who cares?
But I don't think the partners. You're acting that with someone.
What's the difference. I'm telling you that's why they never
show the exact parts. Well, Coach, that's because that would
be too graphic for a movie. But if you watch

(31:46):
it on like showtime, there's two nude people, right, But
I mean they have to be nude, right, they have
to be nude. They have to be touching there. They're
probably not doing it, but they have to be touching.
I feel like they have to have some other permit.
I don't know what. Perfect just saying I wish we

(32:07):
had contact of like a movie director, like, hey, explain
to us this happened. No, but I've watched these with
Beazer that you never see the actual doing it. Don't
do what recent one she's been watching have been two
dudes banging. You keep bringing that one up. What you
gotta find out the name? But I swear I walked

(32:28):
in good No, no, I walked in five times, and
every time I walked in it was two dudes banging.
Do you like it? I don't know. It's some popular show.
Did you enjoy it? It was the Crown. I'm gonna
text her and she's gonna be like, oh my gosh,
what are you talking. Yeah, I don't know what it is,

(32:48):
but we'll find out. Do you have an answer? I'm
getting it's not a real break. He literally just texting
it right now. Hey, but I did because of you too.
Start the White Lotus? Yeah one or two? The first one? Okay,
that's good. I mean, but I'm not You're gonna like

(33:10):
the two but the two two is different? Hey, but
I'm not somebody that's too proud. Oh you don't like
my show. I don't give a rip. If you like,
you're not. I loved it a phenomenon point. If you
like it or not, I don't care. That's so true.
People get so people that I enjoyed it, you don't
want it passed the time. I don't give up like it,

(33:30):
But you guys, come on here, tell me. I love it,
but I thought it was. I loved Beach. I love Beach.
I love characters that are my age. I love some humor,
and I love mystery, and I love chick from Nashville.
What's her name? She's good. Yeah, it's it's so far.
It's pretty darn funny, like it's I just watch the
one the monkeysode like that. That was what it is called,

(33:56):
and they all I like, I mean the one guy
gets I mean, it's all land. Are you watching the
White Lotus. Yeah, it's called like monkey business or something
was the episode title, and they the hotel manager, yes,
but also the husband I mean, and the romantic dinner

(34:19):
I mean, hot freaking hilarious, and then the tool guy.
This is in our room. Have you seen that part? Yeah?
He They play their roles as Toolduchet High School. The
only problem is the tool douche. He reminds me of

(34:40):
Andy Bernard on the Office, Like when I watched him,
I'm like, he is just playing Andy Bernard. I think
he was in the office. This guy was in the
office for a little bit. Hotel manager plays the role
of a guy that actually he cares, but of course
behind the scenes, he's like, I don't give a funk
about these people. But yeah, this last episode of my

(35:02):
wife and I were laughing so like the old lady dude, Yeah,
she's the one that went on the well. I don't
want to say anything, but she was part of that
romantic dinner and it was just so damn funny, so
damn funny. You're gonna love it. But if you don't,
I don't give But it's actually it's pretty damn enjoyable.

(35:23):
Like it's like, that's funny. Are you intriguing the storyline though?
Like now you're laughing at all the stuff. It's funny.
I've already been like like trying already know what's gonna happen.
You think, no, no, no, I don't know what's gonna happen,
but I try to guess about like okay, because the
opening scene. That's how it all starts. That's the second one.
That's how it started. And I was like, huh. And
now that I'm watching it, I'm trying to come up

(35:44):
with Me and my wife are formulating plans like oh,
it's this or it's that, And obviously we're not going
to be close to right because that would be too obvious.
But it's it's good we could be. It's not really
a mystery. They're not trying to have you solve it.
My Absolutely, to me, I just enjoyed it for what
it was. Well, that's great, but it is mystery, dude,
because you're trying to figure out what happened. It is

(36:08):
like it's one of mystery and the very that you
went for the roller coaster, right, I love it. You
just sat and didn't think about that. I don't even
think about what was going on. That's great. I just
like the beach and the characters because they're at the beach. Well,
and you guys know how they go to the different scenes,
the different you know, that's a very soap opera. That's
how they music. That's how if you watch a soap opera,
there's seven different characters they go with and they just

(36:30):
flipped back and forth. You watch soap operas? Which one?
What do you want? The hospital she watches? She still
watches that cover day. So is that why she works
from home? Loves working from home? She got that on TV?
Watching is working dude? She she's wondering why she didn't
work from home years ago. Well that's what everyone's wanting. Yeah,
the pandemic really opened up the door to work from home.
And I mean it's not work from home. She can

(36:52):
work from her bed. It's worked from bed. It's amazing.
Does she work most of the day or does she
watch TV most of the day now? She But if
it's all about her que getting filled up with what
I'm not going to complicate it, but her que. If
she's got ten things in her queue, then she's hammering away.
If it's empty, she can know them all. That's like
the task list. Yes, once it's once it's clear, the
queue is cleared, I'm good for an hour and a half.

(37:14):
And does she have to do like a video calls
or anything or just she can. But you can always
push clients. You know, the guys if they hear a
check on the line, they probably just want to see
what she looks like, but she always pushes them in
the direction of a phone call. You don't got to
do it, And she can do that from anywhere anywhere,
but she actually doesn't. She pushes the email and then
maybe she'll do a phone call and then the one
percent of people will get her on a FaceTime, but

(37:36):
usually it's an email. And when she facetimes, does she
have to get out of bed FaceTime? If she does FaceTime,
it's because the girl in white load has got to
get the perfect background. Yes, for the pictures. Hey, did
you bet on Pebble Beach? We did? We did, tell
me after the break it's not breakdown. No, we did Shelton, Yeah,

(37:57):
on Sunday because the tournament didn't start until full Who's Shelton?
I don't know. But he made he made a birdie
and he was plus. I was like, let's hit him.
He was three back, but now he's six back and
the tournament's still going on today. Yeah, I know, but
if we get more money, maybe we do it, because
it's starting like now. But I think they're all past, like,
they're all in the back nine. It's only like eight

(38:18):
holes left, right, But we did Shelton and then Victor Hovlin,
who the Shelton random I did. I did Hoblin and win.
I don't think he's gonna make it, but he had
a triple. Oh no, yesterday. Can I ask you to
do me a huge favor? Yes, huge favor. Quit betting
on Kansas because right text me Saturday. Every time I

(38:38):
bet on Kansas they lose. Then quit betting on this.
They sucked, dude. They suck. Other than that freshman Dick
what's his name, Grady Dick Dick. Other than him, they
all sucked, dude. They're so bad. They're terrible. They don't
make any shots, they make bad passes. Every other team
looks like a team except for them, and they may
be better than we think. But I'm with Ray. I
bet on them because I think to in and they don't.

(39:01):
And if they do win, they barely. They don't cover
because they blue case stayed out of the water. Last week.
I didn't watch that one. My research was Wow, two
in a row. Kansas starting to figure it out again.
Their minus one and a halfgainst Ohio State, Iowa State.
It's at it's in Ames at eleven o'clock in the morning.
It's a tough place to play. It's a tough trip.

(39:22):
I mean, it's a that's a trap game. Well, I
wish I would have known. I was walking in on
a freaking trap. If it's a trap game, why do
they accept that game? It's a conference game. You have
to go and were scheduling at eleven o'clock in the morning.
It's just a tough that's a tough ass. But I
needed to start to the parlay and it was a
game I knew they'd put on TV because we're gonna
be bar hopping on So it's like perfect Kansas minus two.

(39:43):
I love it. What do you know one hour into
my bar excursion in Kansas is down twenty. You want
to ruin your day? Bet on Kansas? You want to
ruin what your day is? I got a little kid's
birthday party, gotta go to Saturday morning. No, it's a
kid in his class mistress at hey. No, it's my
a legitimate son with another chick. It was at the
bowling alley and I was bowling alley. I was there.

(40:06):
Now you wanted this bowling line. Now I don't even
know what it's No, I don't know what it's called.
It's called I was bowling alley. I don't know. I
pulled up and there was a bowling alley. I don't
know the name of it. I just know where it
was called bowling alley. No, my wife just said it's
at the bowling alley over off of Gallatin or something.
And oh, that one spare stripe. I don't know pins

(40:27):
and stripes. I don't know pinewood social No, that's not
its mechanical pins. No, the party was at ten am,
so the game was at eleven. So I d v
yard it and I get a text from Ray God
every time I've been on kids as they get their assets,
I'm like, well, I don't need to watch it, all right, cool,
I guess I just deleted. Yeah, so I didn't even

(40:49):
need to watch it. So I didn't watch it. But
what is crazy is how many people are at the
bowling alley ready to bowl at ten am. Yeah. Was
it a deal? No? Probably, it's for a cheap at tenant.
It's got to be cheaper ten No. No, I get
I get it if you have kids, but I'm talking
full on adults with no kids waiting for it to
open the cheapest time to play. What I've seen is
picture deals a beer. They can go there and put

(41:11):
down five pictures of beer, get hammered, drunk, playing bowling
with the girls. Guys. It's a pretty good event. Bowling
is a good date place. But these are people at
ten in the morning that are there to bowl. They
weren't drinking, they were bowling. But you know, bowlings popular
when they keep opening. They just opened a place in
the east Side that is a bowling alley. It's like
east Side Lanes or something like that. They're opening up

(41:31):
bowling alley after bowling alley because it's so popped. Dude,
I played one so stupid, like, out of five of
us playing, not one of us got a strike. And
then I realized all the pins had strings on them
so they would fall. But instead of that thing, you know,
pushing it back and grabbing the pins and keeping them up,
they just strings. They just pull up put them back down.
That's what pins does. There's no way that like they're

(41:53):
gonna fly, right if they're connected by by strings? Right,
Oh hey, what about is that what those are at
the bowling alley? But because we kept seeing these little
tentacles hanging down's what it is, and we could not
figure out what was that And you're trying to hit
you know what I mean, like hit the it's not
gonna I'm not gonna fly because connected to a string.
Because one of the dads was telling me, he goes

(42:15):
one of those little tentacles. I was like, I don't know,
I've never seen them. Goes, I've never been to a
fancy bowling on. When I was growing up, we didn't
have that, He goes, and I was like, either did I.
When I went to Highland Lanes, they didn't have that.
And he told him Highland Lanes like he would know
what that is. Yeah, because it just cuts them out

(42:39):
by the Bingo place. No, No, but a little bit
us on the other side of the street. No, no,
the bigal places like a few exits up. What's even
worse than the cross suckers, Yes, got it is the
pins that aren't the right size when they go s
there a regulation size. No, but there's the pins mechanical.
They don't have regulation pins. He's talking about the game

(43:00):
where the balls aside of your hand. It's the worst, dude.
We waited its b but it's miniature, and we waited
in line for an hour for bowling. We come around
the corner and it's miniature bowling and the balls the
size of a ping pong ball. Dude, it was so annoying.
It was it was completely pointless. So then for the
next hour you're just playing it to be piste off.

(43:21):
You're piste off, but you're just playing so that everybody
else thinks you're having fun. But it was so annoying.
That is crazy that there are bowling alleys opening everywhere.
I want to know because I would like to, but
I also want to know what happened to miniature golf.
There is no miniature golf. When I was a kid,
there was miniature golf everywhere. Well, we're not in Florida.
There they have a lot, you know, they have a

(43:41):
lot in the tourist town. I will tell you Nashville
has no miniature golf. What happened? There used to be
a place at Opery Land. It's seasonal and it's pretty shitty.
We've been there a couple of times. And then there's
another one that used to be over by me in
West Nashville. It just closed. And then there was another
one in North Nashville where Bezer grew up. Grass was
ten feet tall. It hasn't been opening. Gotta be like

(44:01):
weather right half the year, you really can't play because
its so cold. But even in Austin they had they
they had never really that cold and right all right,
but they had Peter Pan they had other ones. But
now that was b y O B. Yeah. You can drink,
you can smoke, you do whatever you want while you
play Peter Pay here like there's nothing not none of

(44:22):
that's here. Like can you imagine showing up to one
of these miniature golf by your house, ray with a
freaking twelve pack out of here, we might have just
came up with some good business bowling alley with miniature golf.
Well they have someone where they're like indoor glowing them.
I need indoor glowing. Dark is equivalent to miniature bowling.
It's terrible, it's stupid. You can't see the damn hole.

(44:42):
You're like, okay, then you can't. What if you like,
you know, like a concerts, you fill up with smoke
in there like that that haze and then out of
the hole is like a laser, so you see the
whole maybe talking there because you can't even read the
glow in the dark greens, but you can't read the brakes.
That's what it is. You don't know if you don't
know which way it's going left or right, or if

(45:03):
there's a reading breaks, so you go to both sides.
I like to get behind the ball then go on
the other side of the hole, or either break stand
over the ball. Do you do all that? No? I
just kind of look, Okay, it looks like it's slaying
that way. There's a triangle there. I gotta go to
the left of the triangle, off the wall. If it's

(45:24):
go in the dark, it's like, what the oh crap,
I didn't see that rock. They're like, come on, but
I just really want to know what because I want
to take my kids to play miniature golf and there's
no miniature golf. You're hard pressed here. You're gonna have
to go on vacations. We're going on vacation after this break.
Let me open it with the show that I was
talking about. What is it called American Horror Story, New York.

(45:47):
That's the one of a bunch of gay scenes. Yeah,
if you want to see that, I recommend the show.
If you don't, don't watch it right then down American
Horror Story, New York. I will watch that in five minutes.
But you know what you will be watching this season,
The Ultimate Fighter. Did you see who's a coach? Connor McGregor.
He's coming back baby as a coach. Yes, so it's

(46:09):
Michael Chandler and Connor McGregor of the coaches, the Chandler
of the dude from Friday Night Lights. No, No, that's
uh Kyle Chandler. Kyle Chandler him. I hope Connor McGregor
that we're not seeing his entire mountain of a career
because we saw the ascend when he killed all those guys.
Then we saw the mountaintop is when he was the
greatest fire in the world and his comments were the funniest, hilarious.

(46:31):
He was on TV every sports center doing his comments
because his fighting was amazing and his personality was amazing.
Then he got in the fight with the guy at
a bar. They started throwing bricks at a bus. Then
there's another one. This is the descend, and even more so,
he's coaching now when he lost fights in like five seconds,
and then and then he broke his leg and then
he just did you see him get him by a
car like a two weeks ago, and they said he
could have done. He was riding his bike and the

(46:54):
car couldn't see because the sun and freaking ran up
right up on and hit him. And he said he's
lucky that he was. He knew how to fall because
of fighting, you know what I mean, I really could
have got hurt. And he got up and because he
was live streaming his h his ride and he gets
up and the guy gets up. He was, I'm sorry, mate,
I'm okay, mate, I'm okay mate, Like he's just and

(47:14):
the guy's just freaking out and Connor's live on. It's
amazing that all these people live streaming there everything crap,
when's the last time you guys have live streamed anything.
That's not amazing that they do it, but see me,
even more amazing is the people that watch him do it.
I got I got on Instagram there day and somebody
that I followed was doing a live and I clicked

(47:34):
on it and they were just putting on makeup. That's
what all the girls are doing now. It's called get
ready with Me. I'm like, what the one of us ready?
You imagine lunch and get ready with me. He's been
on his underwear, tow around his nuts. Get ready with me.
I'm getting ready. They rushed his teeth because the girls

(47:55):
do it to be all hot and stuff and he's
just doing the normal stuff going his no. But they's
all they got their towels on. Probably it's all about
their makeup and then they recommend what makeup, so it's
sponsored by the makeup. Obviously, my girls showed me this one.
This girl's in Miami. She goes to the University of Miami.
She's just this smoke show and she shows you all

(48:17):
the makeup she wears and then her ships like on fire.
Right now. I wish I knew her damn name, Text
your wife to her. But yes, Connor McGregor was on.
He was a coach on The Ultimate Fighter before. But
he's funny, he's entertaining. But I do think Ray, you're right.
We have seen we're we're on the downside of Connor McGregor.
Absolutely like he's not the His trash talk used to

(48:39):
intimidate people. Are you who the fund is this guy?
He's like, hey, I'll put you in submission. McGregor, Who
the fuck is this guy? So funny, he was hilarious
and I think his trash talk rattled people, and now
they're just like, Okay, you're not the same, Like you're

(48:59):
not the ain't fighter, You're not. The trash talk doesn't
bother me. And Chandler is a knockout guy, and I'm
worried Connor is gonna get knocked out. I thought he's
a coach. He said, coach, how's he gonna get knocked out?
Do you guys listen? Do you guys listen when I
fucking talk? No? Not really. They're both coaches on The
Ultimate Fighter. So you coach one team, he coaches the other.

(49:20):
You think they're gonna and then at the end of
the season they fight. They do fight. Yes, that's how
The Ultimate Yes? Or did you assume that we knew
how The Ultimate said it? And I rolled the tape back.
I didn't hear that that is how The Ultimate Fighter works.
But we didn't know that, but I said that. Yeah.
This girl's name is Alex Earl and she's got two

(49:40):
million followers and she's so popular. Right now, they flew
her to Dubai and so she just goes in Dubai
and does her make up? Is she streaming now? Is
that her makeup? How about Alex Ellie. Maybe she just
does it on TikTok? Is it alex or or Ellie
e A r l e earl? All right, here's a

(50:02):
get Ready with Me. But I'm going to do the
thing where I get ready and tell you facts about myself.
So I was born and raised in New Jersey, and
I feel her watches these for hours to I don't
want to watch. The only Alex Earl I found has
seven followers. Well that's not her. Well, how do you

(50:22):
what is her Instagram handle? You have got to tell
me so I can look. But anyway, Alex a l
I X score Alex. But because they do the good
get Ready with Me, that's how the girls learn about
the makeup and apparently all her makeup. Right now it
gets oh she's not even that hot, She's really not.

(50:46):
But anyway, faces what was all that? But she goes
to uh, she goes to class in Miami, and she goes,
I got in trouble going to class and I looked
like this And it's literally a bikini that she wore
a class. And then she'll do another one in Miami
so hard, and the car will be parked six inches
from her and she'll be climbing through her trunk like
half naked. I finally got into my car. Guys, Miami

(51:10):
really needs better parking. Well, Laura, beys are watching for hours.
Oh my god. But guess what. She had a free
trip to Dubai. So she's the one laughing, not us. No,
she's making money. Great for her. But you're gonna want
to go to Dubai? What? It looks pretty cool for what?
I don't know. Why do you go anywhere to see it? Yeah?

(51:32):
Like I want to go to the beach. I want
gonna Dubai. Do you don't think they have the beach
in Dubai? But I mean, I bet it's a nicer
beach in Damn Florida. Doubt it. Yeah, they just sent
her to oysters, like took pictures in the desert on
a camel. That's pretty cool. That camel looks that's pretty cool.
That doesn't look that fun though, alright, but don't look
fun about it? Did y'all talk about Tom Brady? No,
we didn't actually be retired. What percentage he fully retired on?

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We saw the end? Can't do that again. You can't
do that crap again? You do it again? You really
think nobody cares this time. They're really not gonna care.
Next night he realized, he goes, damn it, should have
not come back for another year, already wants he's not
doing again. You're smiling though, like you think he's like,
damn it, like that suck. No, damn it. I lost
my whole freaking life because of one season. But in

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his speech he even said, I don't regret one man, dumb,
Yes you do. Absolutely. If the marriage already had a
little bit of wind damage, sure, maybe, but it could
have been salvage. It could have been well right now
that ship has she's with the jiu jitsu coach. Yes,
she's in Brazil. Know what I'm saying. We've seen the
blonds he's been dating. He's dating these girls. Is he

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gonna have a fine life? Yes? Did he lose his family,
but I don't think that was because of the retirement.
They probably had issues, I agree, But he said I'm
going to play one more year. That's when that sealed
the deal. That that blew it open like it was
a little crack and she said, okay, you retire, We're good.
That's like retired. Who was the smartest person in the

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room Giselle because she knew he wasn't gonna be good.
That's why she divorced his ass. Interesting, she was out. Interesting,
she wanted to Tom Brady with the ring. She's gone.
Let me ask you this, Ray. If you go out
one night with the boys and your wife says come
home at midnight, come home at midnight, and you stay
out till four in the morning, and she and then
you come back next morning, she's like, we need to talk.

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You do that crap one more time? This is over.
Like this is over, I'm out, and you go, I'm
gonna do it one more time. And then you go
out again, and you stay out to four in the morning,
you come back, She's gone. She He tried to call
her bluff and she was bluff correct. I wouldn't play
poker with Giselle. Wouldn't either. No. I mean he had
to take a week off training camp to try to

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like patch things up, and she was like, no, too little,
too late. Now do you think when he said that,
you guys you're on Instagram or the first to know
about my retirement, you think that's true. Well, no, somebody
said he filmed it a week before that. He didn't
post it. Yeah, so he told his family and he
definitely looks sick in the video as sad as crap.
Somebody get that guy at burger. That's what happens when

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like you're the king of the world and then you're
like rock bottom at the beach. Did you also by yourself?
By yourself? Brandon beach drunk? He probably slept on the beach,
woke up. Probably that's where I ended up. Okay, let's
just film it. Did you see that someone went out there,
got the sand from the beach and is selling it
on eBay and it has liked. But there's a ton
more sand there. Yeah, how do they know that's where

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he was? Exactly the location of the condos. They could
do it the exact latitude. Is that really where his
butt was sitting? It was like ninety dollars the sand
on eBay? Did you bid? No, but you can bid
and not pay, So that's probably what people are doing.
That's a good point. Yeah, just to be funny, that's
not that's not Yeah, that'd be fun and then also
bid you hope you get out bid. We should bid,

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we should hope we get out bid, and then not
bid and then what no, but even if we win
the bid, we don't pay. What happens if we don't tell?
I don't know the rule? Losers go down for an
eight nine were like, oh crap, Like I don't know
how much money you like, you just bid and then
not pay. That seems like they're that there has to

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be some kind of penalty. It is you get black
balls and then eventually you lose your gas better than
blue balls. Does that mean somebody kicks your balls into
their black but then eventually they come after you? All right,
Happy Monday. It was kind of weak, but whatever, it
was all good. But yeah, Ultimate Fighter, I'm gonna freaking
be tuned in. It's gonna be great. And hey, Coultures,
my uncle just proposed to his girlfriend. Wanted to see

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if you could give him a shout out on the pod.
Tell Eddie it's okay. Next year is our year. Cowboys
to the Super Bowl. Baby, I'll hang up and listen.
Ricardo robe Less, that's been my favorite thing to tell people.
But he didn't tell me who his uncle was or
who his uncle's girlfriend was. So shout out to the
random people that got engaged. People love seeing my cowboys
had and be like, hey, cowboys, all right, cowboys, and

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I'm like, yeah, next year, man, it's our year. That's
just my thing. Now it has to be like, but
you say that every year, Yeah, next year. You're a
small talk guy, coach, what do you say? Ignore? You
ignore him? Most are the person that says, hey, Cowboys,
tough season. What do you say? Most people, unless they
say they're a fan of the podcast or the show,
I don't talk to him. If somebody's in line with

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me and they start to small talk, I just don't
even respond. That's not true. That's not true. You say
something back to him. No, I don't. No, I don't
you believe him. Do you listen to what he said?
If you did, you hear what he just said? He said,
if you've got a twelve pack in your grocery cart
and the till guy goes, you have some fun this weekend? Huh.

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I don't need to respond to that. I don't need
you to comments doesn't respond to you, just context clues.
You put it together. You are listening. I was reading
an email exactly. But I'll give him a little by
ain't responding to that. I don't need comments on my groceries. Oh,
you got a condom? What are you having sex? Yeah?
What's next? That? That's the goal? Right, have a good day, man?

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Why are you interested? I want to go camping. Did
you check all these eggs or any of them broken?
I checked him. Don't worry. I'm not gonna let you
guys try to trick me with one broken egg. Alright,
we're out here. Good luck Dallas. You got Antonio Brown
on your team now, geez, good luck, Good luck MAVs.
Antonio Brown's playing for the MAVs. Kyrie Irving getting the

(57:23):
same thing. Oh no, no, it's not the same thing.
It's a big difference. I don't know. I think they're
both batshit crazy. You have a Kyrie Kyrie Urban isn't
like grabbing chicks at the pool. Hey, Kyrie's first day
in the locker room. It's not like taking a shirt off,
like when he the stadium, clipping everyone on. Kyrie walks in.
What does he say? No, those stories are true? What's probably? Probably?

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That might be how he does. Mark Cuban will be
up his ass giving him reach around this minute he
walks in that stage. Interesting, he's gonna be under Mark
Cuban's watch. I mean he needs to be because they
wanted he signed him or else. Why did you trade
for him? But Mark Cuban did it because he knows
that he can control him. I don't think he knows
he control I don't think Mark Cuban knew that they

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were trading for him. Mark Cubans everything tank, you know
he was? That was real? I think that was real.
I thought that was a dudeys, that's the age we
live in. When they go, they go. When Mark Cuban
finds out he's getting Kyri River and he's like, I
think that was a clip of him from like five
ye because he has to pay for that. He has

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to be able to okay the horse. He knows this
is the world we live in. Was that real? Hey?
Did you see it? Yeah? But was it real? All right,
let's get the alright, goodbye everyone? All right, right, all