May 8, 2019 • 42 mins
Ray reveals something private about his childhood, Lunchbox proposes a good NBA trade to the Pelicans and the 76ers and Eddie has a problem with American pronunciations.
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Speaker 1 (00:16):
We are sore losers. What up, everybody? I am lunchbox.
I know the most about sports, so I'll give you
the sports facts, my sports opinions because I'm pretty much
a sports genius. What's up, everyone? I'm Eddie and I
know the least about sports. But I'm your average sports fan,
your sports watcher. I just don't know the who's who's
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or the what's what's? What's up you, guys? I'm Ray,
I'm an alpha male. I'm from the North and when
I go to the bar, I'm not just casually drinking
a drink. I get a can of beer or a
white claw hard Seltzer, and I puncture and I shotgun it.
Whether I'm at a bar or I'm at my house,
I'm always shotgunning. If you shotgun as well, hashtag it
on Twitter. Sore losers shotgun They're flooding in baby. Got
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a couple more in the last two hours, And guys,
let me tell you, I'm gonna start this show off
with a hot take that I think something needs to
happen the NBA, that some team needs to do to
change their franchise. And it may be out there, but
I was watching basketball last night and I said, man,
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this team needs to trade this individual. And you're gonna
be like, you're an idiot. But first, let's play the
game America laves. It's called what do you rather games?
Would you rather walk in on your parents doing the deed?
Whatever the next one is, I'll take it, or your
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parents walking on you doing the de parent's walking on
me doing the deed. I mean, I don't want ain't
watching my parents do it, Like, I don't want that
in my mind. You know, you watch like these documentaries
like like um abducted in plain Site, you know, like
he's that stuff you just can't get back. Like once
you watch that stuff and you visually see it, like,
you just can't get that back. That's the way our
bodies work, our brains work that way. And if I
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saw my parents doing it, I would never that would
never go away from my mind and I would see
it for the rest of my life. So hell no, man,
I want them walking it on me. One of the
most powerful things is an image. That's why they say
a picture is worth a thousand words. You're not reading
a book about it, You're not even seeing a picture.
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You're actually seeing a motion film of your parents. That's
something you don't remember for a year, five years. You
remember that for your entire life till the day you die.
And it isn't that you're you're their, their son, their kid,
and it affects you in the weirdest way. You're always
going to be thinking about it when you're with your girlfriend,
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when you're at a graduation of your kids, You're thinking
of it at dinner randomly. You're gonna think about it
all these times where you could be thinking about so
many amazing things. Who cares if somebody walks in on you.
I've had buddies do that. I've had kinds of people
who cares walk in on you. You leave your door
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just unlocked whenever you're I've ever had anybody walk in?
I think at a party. Part said a lot of people.
So when you say a lot, that means five or more.
I said it, and then I thought back, maybe I
never have had anybody really walk in. But my buddy
Billy at my birthday, he was hooking up with his
chicken our living room. Freaking other friend walks in awkward, Uh,
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this past birthday and you're living room is a little
bit more common areas that wants to be expected to
be walked in on. I just would say I'd rather
walk in on my parents doing the deed, just because
I've seen both my parents naked. I mean I have like, yes,
you know, I'm not you've never seen your parents that
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I remember. This is my point. When you see something
that makes a lasting watching you don't forget it. But
the problem is I don't want my parents to see
my wife naked. That is the issue here. They've seen
me naked because I'm their kid. They have never seen
my wife naked, and I'd like to keep it that way.
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I've seen my parents naked, So if I see him
naked one more time, allelujah, let's do that. If you're
if you you caught your dad just staring at your
wife like withold that, what would you do? Would you
fight your dad? What of you was just like like
not just you know, like you said, you said, the
one thing that makes the difference is watching your dad
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and watching your parents see your I would rather not
par would you do if they were standing there being
like his dad starts licking his fingers, Yeah, like, would
you just punch him in the face? His dad, Jamal
Murray's him and starts licking his fingers like barbecue sauce.
I mean something like that, But dude, I would not.
That's just the one thing. All three of us have
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seen each other naked. My parents have seen me naked.
They have never seen my wife naked. So if we
can keep that one factor out of it, I'll go
ahead and walk in on my parents doing the deep.
All right, Okay, let's back up. I wanted just a
little more information on this. When did you see your
parents naked when I was a kid? When do you
remember what did you see? Obviously you're gonna still remember it.
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Anytime you see your parents naked, you're gonna remember this.
So go ahead to what was what was the scenario?
Walk us through it. Well, they do have a water bed, go,
but it wasn't the water ped I mean I must
have been like five, and I may have walked in
their room when they had the door closed and my
mom or dad was getting out of the shower. I mean,
it weren't together. It was separate instances. So it's just
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something like that. And you just looked for a little bit. No,
you don't look for a little bit. You're just walking
Oh sorry, or you walk in like you're looking for
your mom or dad when you're a tiny kid and
you go upstairs and oh, dad's in the bathroom. Sorry,
my bad man. I've never I've never seen that. I
just highly doubt you've never seen. But I'm telling I'm not.
I'm not like Ray. I'm telling you right now, I've
never seen it. Hey, but that's how we play the game.
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What you rather, ki Kick? Have you seen your parents naked? Now? Yeah?
Just because we've always had home, We've been blessed. Homes
have multiple levels, so the kids are always downstairs, parents
are upstairs, or vice versa. When we moved, parents used
to be downstairs, we're upstairs. You never, when you were
like four or five, went looking for your parents and
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there was always there was the boom. You had to
go through the one door, then you got to go
through the stairs. You could always hear stuff if somebody's
coming up or down. It wasn't like just no, no no,
I'm not talking about them doing it. I'm not just naked.
I'm just talking about naked like I was. You know,
when you're like four, close your eyes right now, can
you picture your mom naked? Like? No, I've never seen
my mom naked by my dad. We always used it
all shower together. Okay, see now that's what I'm saying.
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And I think he showered with us a little bit
late when my memories were starting. It's a little too
too often, but that's what I'm saying. See, so it's
not show with your dad was the best way to
save water. My dad's like, get in, But I'm telling
you our memories do that. Our memories were starting to form.
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And don't don't even don't you your siblings are you're
a big age gun. Yes, six years. I've never showered
with your brother or sister. No, I remember showering with
a cousin. But guys, I've never showered with my dad before,
and I've never showered with my kids. But how did
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you learn? How did you learn how to shower if
you didn't shower with you? My mom taught me how
to like bathe myself. What age did you shower with
your cousin? We were probably ten, like ten of leven
was a girl, two of us and like my aunt's
the one that like the two boys two my cousin
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and my aunt was like, you know, you guys, go
ahead and take a shower together. You're in middle school, okay, okay,
And it was like we took the shower together. I
was like, all right, that's kind of weird, but like
but again, so again, I'll never forget that. My question
is so like, did one stand off to the side,
why the other one used the sung man? You know? Yeah, yeah,
it's kind of like there was only one shower. I
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was I was getting, not like pushing get out away.
I'm trying to use wash my hair. No, I was
taking the shower, and then he would be on this
be across from me and wait till I was done.
Then we'd swap. Okay, because I took a bath with
my brother and sister when I was like three or four,
but after that, I don't remember ever doing that once
we three or four. But what's the age gap of
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all my brothers two years older me? And that's the
same thing. It's fine, right but at eleven, yeah, man,
we're too old. I think that's old. It was my
my aunt's idea, and it was just weird, Like I
even think I went back and told my parents and
they might have had a talk with that. What was
her reasoning? Save water? We had to go quick, guys,
we have dinner in like ten minutes. I don't know
about the save water coach. You and your you, your
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dad and your twin brother, all three of you guys
to save water. Well, we had well water, so I
think different. Yeah, so you didn't just like let the
water roll my dad be gone? SI? No, no, no no,
notat And you wouldn't look at the mammoth and just
be like what is that? No? At what age? Because
because your dad's looks different than yours at that at
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that time, Yeah, you're most different now. But well no, no no,
I'm saying when you're a kid versus your dad's, like,
it was awkward because when you weren't getting bathed, your
head was like in my dad's. But what about the
other side, the other person? No, parents couldnot do this anymore.
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I can't believe it. I can't. I'll tell you if
there's anything on this fucking as we get out of it,
is we talk about some real deep stuff. Wow, I
got so I'm freaking crying. Man, right what, I'm not
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judging him because no, there's no judgment. There's other people
out there who did the same thing with her. Damn
im I'm sure and I might have, but I don't
remember it. No, there's no way I'm telling you you
would remember that. That's my whole point. And I specifically
remember though my mom. Remember my mom said, remember you
remember I gotta take a picture of you. You were
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bawling right out. I specifically remember my mom saying, hey,
what she said? He said? I remember staring that. But Mom,
I remember one time we were out in the shower
we like finished stuff, and my mom goes, hey, you guys,
get you gotta stop doing this. These kids are getting older?
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Yea how old at that point? I mean, if for
her to say that, we might have been six seven sixers,
there's nothing wrong with this because he was all about it.
Just because you don't have to delay. You're gonna dilly delly.
Kids are taking into its humongous and you all must
have looked up and just been like we did look
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up because there I would look up and I'd never
see the shower. Oh wow, so the water I got
with second hand? Can we call your brother? Is there
any way we can call your brother? Your dad? We
could come, but he's at the mill. He can't just answer.
It's so loud. Rob alright, right, we need your phone
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call you, Rob? What is the AG service doing? You
and your sister two years? Did you ever do you
remember ever bathing with her? Because I remember being in
the bathtub and peeing one time. I'm in the water
turning yellow and my brother and sister jumped out and
I'm like, I don't get why you're getting out because
I was three. You can't do that. Well, I didn't know.
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I realized that now, but when I was then, I
was like, I was just still splashing. What a jerk.
You're in a jerk at three p Can you tweet
that picture right now? And just so on sore losers,
show Twitter just so people know what they can expect.
Just say, just so you know there's tears ship already
on the podcast. Oh my gosh, that was funny getting
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me laughing at I mean, that took us to a
whole new level. So why do you guys think I
love showers so much now because you get taken by
yourself and the shower because they reminds me a good time. Dude,
I went for five years with secondhand, Like everybody my
child had spend time with my dad and brother. I
thought he's gonna say that too, Guys, Why do you
think I love showers so much? It reminds me of
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being when my dad and my brother and that crack
and I was helping each other get clean because him
alone and I can just take it all in, and
me looking straight up and see my dad's crack. I
never saw the water. All right, let's we've got to
move on. Last night, I'm watching the Raptors versus seventy Sixers. Okay,
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they got butted. Oh, they got housed the Raptors. Kyle Lowry,
he must have listened to the podcast yesterday because he
came to play. We the North came to play. They
were a total team effort. They dismantled the seventy sixers.
And after watching last night, I have decided the seventies
Sixers this summer, when their season is over, they need
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to call the New Orleans Pelicans and get Anthony Davis.
And they need to offer Joe l Embiid for Anthony
Davis and maybe a couple of first round traff picks.
I know it's taken a chance. Joe l Embiid is
really good. He's gonna supposedly gonna be a star in
this league. Anthony Davis only has one year on his
cont try to remaining, so you are taking a chance
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of him not resigning with you. But Joe l Embiid
is injured all the time, he's sick, I don't know
if you can count on him going forward. As much
as I love Joe l Embiid, he is a great
player when he's on the court, But watching him last night,
I was just like, can you trust him? I don't
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know if he was sick last night or if he
just wasn't feeling well. I don't know what the problem was,
but it was awful. Did he show signs that he
was sick or he just played like he was sick? Um.
I didn't see a stat sheet. I wasn't waking up
in the morning memorizing that. Saw some highlights, saw it
was a blowout and made sure that my money line
covered it. Did I listened to your speech myself and
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I thought that is something to know. The Raptors have
to win. It was a must win game for the Raptors,
their city, their franchise, their country, their flag, there government.
It was a huge, huge day in uh Canada, in Toronto, Toronto, Yes,
Joel Embia misshoot around because he was sick. There you go,
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I understand that. I mean Jordan played a game sick.
Joel Ebid can't even you're talking about warm up. But
mb did play, but he didn't play very well. And
they haven't said what's wrong with him. Maybe there's something
seriously wrong with him. I don't know. Maybe he's out
there gutting it out. But my whole thing is when
the Sixers need him most, he's hurt. He misses an
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entire season, he misses stretches of games. They didn't let
him play back to backs because they don't know if
they can trust his health. And then here he is
sick in the playoffs. Okay, people get sick, but it
just seems like time after time after time stuff comes
up with his health. That is a problem in the
long run. So are you willing to tie? I don't know,
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but I'm but I'm just saying if you want to
do something both if you are the seventies Sixers and
you because upper management and Sixers fans, they have to
be nervous every time Joe l Embiid goes down or anything,
because he gets hurt a lot. The history is there.
He is a he gets hurt a lot, he's sick.
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Money time, you take a risk and go for Anthony Davis,
for Joe l Embiad and hope the Pelicans will bite
and take that and take the injury prone, sickness prone
Joe l Embiad off your hands, and you get Anthony Davis,
and you get in there and you try to convince
him to stay in Philadelphia because he Anthony Davis would
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be an amazing trade, amazing for the Sixers. Sixers, what
do you get with Joel Embiid? Big guy, shoots threes,
he's good. Download, he's good download, he's a magician. He's
really good when he's good. But he's really I mean,
he's not there a lot of the times. And last
night he wasn't there again. Kawhi Leonard was there last night.
Kyle Lowry was there last night. How did they win
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by thirty points? They dismantled it. It was a total
from the jump well, Raptors played so well. I went
to bed it was eight eight. I placed a money
line bet. What happened from there? They went to bed
When the game was eight to eight, I thought, well,
it's given me a shootout. It was a minus two hundred,
so it was a great bet. It was a great
money line bet. And I was just feeling Raptors before
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going to bed, lay my head on the pillow. I
wake up. They win by thirty. I look like a genius.
What happened from the eight point in the game. So
what happened at the beginning of the game. Let's see
what happened from that point on. While they've passed it
over here to Kauai, he went in for a dunk.
Then they passed it to Gassault. He had a little
runner in the lane. They just dominated. He still making
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his shots. Yeah, it was just a dismantling by the Raptors.
Did Surge played well a block? Oh? He got a
big old gash in his head? You see that. No,
he had a big old band aid on his head. Um.
But I turned it off at halftime because it was over.
It was at halftime. It was two point game at half,
and I said, I'm out. I'll catch the Trailblazers and Nuggets.
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And guess what, you can turn that game off pretty
early too, because the Nuggets steamroll them because they're in
the Mile High City. Man, Man, we don't lose it home. Man, man,
we always win. We're high. Oh when do the ads
play here? We got a conflict of a stadium? Oh?
Ice cold? Oh? I feel it a little colder. Hey,
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is there still ice underneath here? Yeah? There is ice
under the court. No, they don't bring it in. I'm
telling you that ice stays under the court. Guys. Why
don't you guys believe me when I tell you the
ice is paper thin? The ice is like no thicker
than an inch or two inches, like it's this much water. Guys,
it freezes in minutes. You tell me I have more
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ice in my cup and McDonald's. Yes, that's as far
as Yeah, they don't. That's why. If the ice was
too thick, you wouldn't be able to see the paint
underneath it. I send that thick guys. It's a layer
of like an inch of ice and water. They freeze.
I'm pretty sure they leave the ice underneath the floor. Yes,
it was never an issue with the Predators. We don't
have a basketball team. Good thing, it's just with like country.
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Do that give that a google? Why? I move on
to the next guys. Why do you think during Predators season?
Why if there's a concert or they're more slips and
falls because there's freaking ice. They're not walking on the ice. Yes,
they are, the ices below the concert floor. Yeah, but
they have they have. It's so thick it whatever they
put over the ice that you're not gonna feel the effects,
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Like you're not colder at a concert because there's ice
underneath there. What makes you think the ice is just
there's there. There's like these freezers underneath the floor that
are keeping the ice there. Now, they don't want to
google that. Google do the Nuggets leave the ice underneath
the basketball floor? I'm telling you research concerts around the country.
When they're played on an ice floor, there is more slips,
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there's I mean, I'm assuming they play in the same stadium.
I have no idea. I've never been to Pepsi Center
unless there's two Pepsi centers. Alright, all of these do.
I'm pretty sure they all do. I mean, the Pistons
luckily didn't have to play on the ice because the
Red Wings suck the same thing with a staple centers.
So I'm reading about that right now. Let's see. No, no,
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don't no, I don't know. Thanks to modern technology that
exists in today's sports arenas. The crews that man the
Staple Center are able to transition between basketball courts and
ice hockey rinks quickly. Hold up, hold up, which. We
don't care how many chairs they can set up in
ten minutes. We care if the ice gets removed. Oh,
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they got a great facility staff. Boy, they can turn.
The layer of ice on a hockey rink is only
about an inch thick, but it's stillever it creates. It
is created out of many tiny layers of ice that
makes the ice stronger. So when it's time to convert
ice hockey rink into basketball court, the walls the glass
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panels around the rink are removed, but the ice pieces
of insulated plywood are laid over the top of the
ice at the ice stays. I say, and last night
on the ice game seven, Oh boy, if you guys
did not watch Game seven of the Blues and the Stars,
you missed an incredible hockey game, entertaining double ot and
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you were awake for it. I stayed up for the
entire game because it was one one in the first
period and I was like, here we go, We're gonna
have some goals. And then the goal Ben Bishop the
goalie for the the Dallas Stars. He's a St. Louis native,
so he's playing in his home turf against the opposing
team that he grew up cheering for. Of course, that
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guy's gonna put a condom on that net and he
do you want to talk about putting a condom on
that net? He was doing he was unbelievable. He stopped
something like fifty four shots. Got it. They protected that net.
Nothing was getting out or in. It was so impressive.
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I don't know how he was doing it. The Stars
only had like twenty six shots on gold through in
the entire game, and the Blue the Blues dominated the
game and they won the game. They won the game
in double ot, and they deserve to win the game.
It was it was back and forth. And what's crazy
is the Stars almost I mean unbelievable, stay saved by
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the Blues goalie with his leg and maybe a minute later,
the Blues go down. The dude hits it off the
crossbar and the goalie was worried. Bishop was worried was
gonna bounce off his back into the goal, so he
dove forward to avoid it, and a Blues player reached
around poked it in the net game over when he
went limbo. Yeah, he left trying to trying to bend
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his back out of way because he was he knew
the ricochet was gonna hit off him and go in
the goal, so he tried to move out of the
way and a Blues guy stuck his stick in their ballgame. St.
Louis going to the Western Conference finals. It was awesome hockey.
One of my favorite things to see. How the slow
most of those because it looks like you're like, oh man,
they have so much time to react, and then they
speed up to real time. The way that second player
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just came up and hit the puck in right was
a split of a second, the fastest reaction I've ever seen.
They're on it, so, I mean, it's so impressive. But yes,
if you guys want to see good hockey game seven
again tonight we got the San Jose Sharks and the
Colorado Avalanche. That's gonna be a late one though, Yeah,
I'm I mean for for people that like just go
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to bed earlier. Yes, And and I didn't plan. I
was like I told my wife, I was like, please
don't give me overtime. I need to go to bed.
Then it goes the first overtime like I gotta watch it,
and then second overtime, gotta watch it, And oh it's
only eight pm Central, so it's an early okay, good
like six for them. Yeah, six o'clock on the that's
pretty good, is it? People still getting out of work?
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I said, I I envy the West Coast. You know
who I don't envy is the East Coast. I know
they watch any sports at all or TV because everything
comes on and well on the East Coast starts at
one pm. M Well, it's not as bad in CALLI.
You got it at ten am. You wake up and
it's a yes, Vegas ten am baby, college football, even
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earlier nine am. There's nothing better than Vegas their time zone.
I think we think about that a little too much.
We're always like, oh, man, like it's must suck to
like get everything late. Oh I must suck to get
everything later. But in reality, if you live in it,
you don't even worry because there's nothing else, Like that's
what that's what your life is. Right. But the fact
that we're central, we're really we really are lucky because
everything surrounds us, everything's we evolved around our time schedule
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because Central is really the main one where it's just
like right down the middle, even though there's Mountain, it's
usually es. Central's like, all right, everything's at seven o'clock
and that's where it is. But for everyone else it
is early later. But they don't even realize because their
life has been like that their whole life. But it
sucks because they get less sleep because they have to
go to work still at eight am, and there's if
we're up till minyut no. Because like what I'm saying is,
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if you're East Coast, you live in New York, all
your games are way early, so you get out at
the same time. It's early late late for us guys.
For us, it's normal time for them on the East Coast.
If it's if it's like you know, basketball, it's our
Orlando Magic playing the nets to coach. Damn it. What
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time does a bank? No? No? But universally a bank
opens it nine. So the guy in the Central time
zone gets way more sleep than the guy in the
Eastern time zone that works at a bank because he
still has to be to work at the same time
as the guy at the Central time zone, but his
game started an hour later, damn it. But tonight is
an exception. They never shift West Coast games to central times. No,
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But I'm talking about like like the Rockets Golden State
in Houston, they played tonight Central time, Central, So if
you're an East Coaster, it's ten thirty correct, So you're
getting less sleep. Okay, I'm thinking it wrong. I'm thinking
of watching it, lie, like watching it in person, Like
this is going on in California, the events in California.
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So it's going on at seven o'clo their time, seven
thirty their time, So life is normal if you're in California.
What I'm saying it sucks for the East East coast coast,
But why would an Easterner want to watch Houston? And
because they're a basketball fans. But I mean, I'm a
basketball fan. I don't I don't care about Houston or
Golden States. The games are catered around the time zone.
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So yes, you're getting it at a normal time that time. Okay,
you're right, because nobody's interested in the Houston or whatever
if you're on the East coast. But if you're a
big time sports fan, you're screwed because it's gonna affect
you whenever your team. If your team is not good,
if you're in a time zone where your team is
not good, you're screwed because you're watching all these teams
weird time zones. Now, do you, guys ever DVR and
(26:40):
watch the next day games? Yes, well, later that night.
Usually not the next day, because usually by the next
day I'm going to know the result. So I will
I will DVR something and watch a little later that day,
like if Kansas is playing, or the Spurs have a
big game something like that. If there's a big soccer
game on that I want to watch, or there's a
hockey game on and I'm watching asketball at that moment,
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I'll record the hockey playoff, you know what I mean.
That way I can go back and watch. I just
feel there's no way where you can not know the
score of a game between the people the Jacks that
we work with, somebody's gonna say a score. You're not
going five hours around a bunch of guys and not
learning a score. It's very tough to do. So the
DVR the thing doesn't work, especially if you're a better
You want to know if you want it or not.
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Of course not the DV is just for fans. They
just want to watch the game. Man. Yeah, there's a
guy in Florida, Okay, twenty three year old man. He
got pulled over on Sunday because he has a bumper
sticker on his brown Chevrolet and the bumper sticker said,
I eat ass. And the deputy said, sir, you're gonna
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need to remove that bumper sticker because it violates Florida's
obscenity law, and so he drives off. Next day, deputy
season again still sees as the sticker I eat ass,
and he was arrested all because he wants to eat
ass bumper sticker. So there's a company that actually manufactures
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a bumper stickers that I don't have a problem with that.
I don't have a problem with him having a bumper
sticker like that. Yeah, like what if he really likes
to I mean it's it's kind of like it's okay.
Like the first thing I thought was like with my kids,
when my kids read it, whatever, It's like, I don't
even think they even notice it, and if they did,
we would just be like, yeah, whatever. It's like he
likes donkeys. Yeah, like whatever, just makes something up. It's
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not a bad bumper sticker. Speaking of it reminds me
of I spoke about a tunnel like on the Bobby
Bunch Show. On the show that we're on, I talked about, um,
these guys that graffitied the spoiler for the Avengers. I
didn't mention that they also spray painted penises and uh
like stick figures having sex and all this stuff that
I didn't mention on the show, but like that that
came to mind too of just like kids in the
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car man, Like, I can't just like have like all
this stuff on its spray manut on the wall that
they're looking because my son's the one that like spotted it.
And that's hard to like tell my what, don't look
at that. That's just one being immature. So so that
I eat ass is funny to college kids, but people
with kids, you gotta explain it. You do have to.
But but my kids not old enough. But I think
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it's funny. But I can't read, daddy, what does it mean?
He eats donkeys? Son, that's not what it What does
it mean? And asked, it's another name for a donkey.
I've never heard that expression. I never had a donkey
barker before then you gotta go find a donkey. That's
when it gets weird. It's like being but for this
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dude to get arrested for it, I don't know about
all that. I mean, that's a little extreme for just
for him one to eat ass. Sounded like that cop
had it out for him. But yeah, they must not
like each other. You must go back to high school
as a kid. You know the bumper stickers, you remember,
the ones with swear words in it. I'll never forget.
In our hometown, a guy always drove around with an
s happens sometimes and we always asked my what does
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that mean? That has happened? And she's just like it's
She always would tell us, just not a good outlook
for life. What what does it mean? Though? Means he's negative.
He just thinks bad about everything. What it's just not
how we live. He's in a bad mood. That's what
you tell us. And so we always wondered, what what
does s happens mean? He's just he's a negative person.
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Don't act like we're not that dude. Those those bumpers
are huge. Favorite ones were the were the Calvin Hobbs
where he would be pissing on a ford. My parents
would always to be like, don't don't like that. I
thought that was so freaking funny, so funny, and now
there's no real funny ones like and then the people
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that put balls hanging from that, that's the one. I
was just thinking that that's hilarious, like a big rig
and they put the balls hanging from the first time
I saw that, and it was I was older. That
wasn't until like more recent because it's harder to notice.
You don't see it as often. It's a very rare thing,
and when you do find it, it's a good set
of ball big You ever go to San Marcus, Texas.
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Everybody that goes to Texas State and a truck, they
got the ball, got a set of balls. Absolutely like
a requirement to have balls on your truck. It's Texas State. Dude.
You go to a pool party, I roll up in
the trailblazer. Nothing really, it's just murdered out, you know,
tennant windshield. That's all I did. Got guys in trucks,
set of balls, set of balls, set of balls. Hey guys,
it cool if I park here. They all got their
nuts flapping all over the place. I'm gonna pull it
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in my trailblazer. Hey guys, I got out some beer
in the back. They're nuts are all over the place
in the parking lot. I saw one yesterday. And I
don't laugh out loud at bumper stickers very often. I
would hope not coach, and I don't want to get political,
and I'm not here. We go Trump twenties it was.
It was about g dub No, it doesn't it doesn't
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matter if you're Democrat or Republican. It just made me laugh.
Hillary go to caccus. It said, any sane adult two,
that's all I said. That was funny. And he's saying
in anybody like they don't care, like they don't care
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what the next president, any sane adult. That was funny,
Like I thought that was funny. It's like like I
don't care if it's Repubblican Democrats, just any saying like
they were. It was really funny. I grew up in
South Texas where like it was, there was a certain
kind of people like that airbrush the back of their
pickup trush. Those are so cool, like like it was
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like an image of and it was like airbrush. You know.
There was am my apartment complex in college in in Santonio,
they had a desert scene like had a wolf and
us moon, so they would do that, but then they
would always step it up. It'd be like the desert
scene like the Grand Canyon, and then their truck, the
exact truck that you're looking at. There's the image of
that truck on the Grand Canyon with a hot chick
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lay on top of it. Like sometimes they'd up it
up like that, and sometimes they put a naked chick
on it. And those dude, when we were kids, we'd
be like, whoo, whoa naked chick airbrush back of the truck,
and my kids would be like God, my dad would
speeded up and try to pass them as fast as
we could. Dude. Now, no vehicles are cool. You just
got Tesla's and out he's driving around. But I do
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like the cars that have lights underneath them. Yeah, those
are kind of cool too, right, Like they got like that,
they light up the street undeath. I like it when
whenever you're out and they got hydro. That is so cool.
I would never do it to my car because I
don't think I could pull it off, but I do like, yeah,
the oh five Ultimo I don't think it would pull
it off, but I really hope maybe I shouldn't have
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brought that bumper stick up. Why I thought I thought
it was funny, But then I'm like, man, people are
gonna be like, oh, you're going what? No, it's it
was just what. No, it could be saying against Obama,
saying he's not saying sayings either way. You think it's funny,
that's okay, Okay, you're not taking a side. I didn't
hear you say Republican or Democrat. I just thought it
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was funny. Okay. But another thing that funny happened yesterday
that I watched Champions League guys Messy and his Barcelona boys.
They choked like dogs. I saw that they went to Liverpool.
So what happens is you play two legs. It's called aggregate.
You play one home in one away total goals, total goals,
and you get credit if you scoring away goal. Far
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those games apart a week, a few weeks months. Maybe
I'm not sure. They mean what do you want the
distance by train? I don't know. No, I'm wondering how
many days apart? So want the mileage? Take a train?
Then you get on an Autoba and then you then
you gotta go. You gotta get it in the main cabin,
you gotta fly, you gotta stop here. So anyway, Barcelona
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goes into yesterday. They're up three oh on the aggregate,
so they want three nothing at home. They go to Liverpool.
All they have to do is score one goal and
they and it's pretty much over, like dreams crushed. Twelve
minutes in Liverpool scores the first one, go to the
halftime one nothing. In the second half, Liverpool scores three
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freaking goals and wins four nothing, and they advanced to
the Champions League Final. By I mean, I bet you
you could have got great odds betting Liverpool to advance
to the Champions League Champions League's final going into that
game yesterday. Well, I know Messi and he's like a bat,
But I mean, what about the rest of the team.
Who are the guys in the back, Like who's defending?
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They on one of the guys that Sworez said, we
defended like a bunch of kids. Like the the last
goal was so funny because the defense wasn't even ready.
You were watching it. I watched the entire I mean
when he says he watches sports. He watches sports after
this tell us about the shuffle board chaponship. I watched that,
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but Lebron was watching this Premier League. Yeah he was.
I think he has like a steak in Liverpool. Of
course he owns everything, owns everything, probably, but it was
amazing making a movie on that. Right now, so he
actually is in the playoffs, he's an owner. There you go.
But the corner kick, the defense wasn't even set up yet.
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And the guy goes and puts the ball down where
it's gonna be taking on the corner kick, and he's
walking away. He's not even gonna take the corner kick,
and then he sees one of his teammates wide open
in front of the goal, and so he takes one
step and boom, just without the The defense never even
saw the ball. It's in the corner. Does not have
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to blow the whistle on the well, my kid plays
soccer on Saturdays. They blow the whistle. Left to wait
on the corner. Gig, you gotta be set up. He
stood in the middle of the eight. He was pretty
much at the six yard box, wide open. It was
unbelievable and Liverpool fans were and the faces on Barcelona.
Their faces were just like Man because they did the
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exact same thing last year. They had like a three
old lead, go and lose and they don't make the
Champions League final. It is how do you choke that bad?
It was unreal. So where are they at now in
this Champions League? They're in the finals. Liverpool's in the
Championship and they played the winner of i AX and
Tottenham who played a So are these daytime games? Yeah,
it's at two o'clock Central because of time zone. I
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need to watch this. You need to watch it. It
is so good. So since we get the games at two,
when is Europe? We're not talking We're not we're not
talking about that night. We've already talked about this. And
this is how close is when this is only i
X is only up one? Nothing is it? I thought
it was a JAX that's the cleaning supply. No, there's
a was scrubbing bubble. So it's a j a X,
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A jax i AX. I've always called him a JAX.
Well I understand because you see the U S product
it's it's a j a X. Yeah, that's i JAX. No,
that's no, that would be Oh how do you spell
it a j X, that's a JAX. What's I X
I X answer? Damn and Tottenham Hotspur played today two o'clock.
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Hotspur isn't good. They played a Nissan one time with
Kane they couldn't score a goal. Do you do realize
that they didn't hold by their starters? They didn't know
they played mans. I was there, I was the I
have a problem with this I X thing because, like
I get it, you guys are trying to be respectful.
They're an Amsterdam team, right, so they're they're they're from
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the nether they're a Dutch team. Okay, cool, let's be respectful.
We call they call it X. We caught i X.
But here in America, you guys have to call guacamole guac.
There's no respect for guacamole. Case so like it's gissl
and you guys know it's caso. But yet when a
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Netherlands team wants to call their team i X, it's AJAX,
thank you, thank you. I've been that pisses me off.
If I ever bet a Saturday years, you're betting on
a JAX, I say, let's go a JAX. I've been
saying that for a year. And if you're gonna be American,
be American, don't pick and choose X. Screw that man
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you want to mess up K. So I try to
say the names right. Hopefully I'm saying that. But do
other people call X. It's not just to you. If
you're in Las Vegas and you place a bet on
AJAX and that, but you pronounce it I AX, the
guy slap the crap and then the guy next to
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you playing the bet with throw his beer on you.
And Boston fans, I hope you enjoy tonight. UH, say
goodbye to the Celtics as you know them. Tomorrow they
will be on vacation fishing as uh the boys on
TNT inside the NBA like to say, gone fishing. They're
gonna have your boys Kyrie and uh Jayson Tatum and
Jalen Brown, Al Horford and um Gordon Hayward. They're gonna
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be all out on the fishing. By how much do
you think? UM? I have no idea and I just
don't think that. I think just pick something without knowing. Okay, twelve,
let's see what the spread is. The spread is gotta
be six, spread will be four and a half. So
then all right, I'll take tell me what the spread is,
because I don't think Boston's gonna I think they've given up.
I think it's over. I don't think they I don't
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think they want to get in the half. A big number,
that is a big number. I don't think, um Boston
is here to play. They would they wouldn't. They don't
even have to get on the plane. And then you
want to go out to Golden State and watch Houston
and Golden State. Boy, it's gonna be exciting. I mean,
this is so fun. This is what we've been waiting for.
And everybody says, I dog on Houston too much. We
dog on Houston too much. I'm so I'm I don't
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dog on Houston. Look, James Harden is in an incredible
basketball player. He's an incredible score he's a chef's lunch
box backing up. No, no, no, you're not listening to me.
I cannot like the way he plays and still be
an incredible basketball player. Yes, he scores a lot of points.
I just don't like how he gets all those points.
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And I'm gonna defend you two on this, like we're
not a show that has to be equal on on teams.
Like if we're fans of a certain team, like and
we don't like certain teams, we're oh, it's okay that
we say that. We don't have you known lunch box.
You don't have to say that it's okay. I do
hate on the Run sometimes because people need us. My
Spurs bias. It has nothing to do with me being
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a Spur, Like I love the Spurs. The Rockets are
better than the Spurs right now. Yes, they are better
than them. That doesn't mean I like watching just me,
I like watching you do. Don't you do hate the
Spurs though, I mean the Rockets. You hate the Rockets?
I mean you do probably your whole life. Um. When
when they had a Keem the Dream, it was pretty.
They were pretty fun to watch. They were pretty fun
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to watch. But like I said, I love watching PJ.
Tucker play. He hustles, he I love his grit. I'm
just saying. My father in law was this is a
season ticket holder with his company for I don't know
how many years, and he is a die hard Rockets
fan and he texted me every single game complaining about
how they play basketball. Better treat my daughter right now?
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He knows. I treat it right. I got one grandkids.
He ever invited a game? Yeah, yeah, absolutely, Yeah, his
company has the tickets. I mean, so when I say
he's a season ticket over are they court court side
right now? They're like, I don't know, midway up, headway
around the middle, behind the announcers, Rockets bench. I'll look
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for him. Yeah, I don't think I'll be there tonight
because it's in Oakland. But enjoy the sports day. I mean,
you got soccer, there's some daytime baseball going on. I mean,
it's gonna be a good day in my street. I'm
back to zero on m MLB Beat the Street. But yeah,
watch that Champions League final leg to get to the
Championship semifinals and then Boston Milwaukee, Houston Golden State in
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Game seven, San Jose, guys, it is a great day
for sports. And it's a great day to talk to
your kids about shower. That's right, that's when. And what
do we learn today that Ray, oh, my god, with
his dad and his brother until he was eleven, and
and Eddie showered with his cousins till he was twelve.
That's messed up. I didn't like that at all. And again.
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I'll never forget about it. All right, all right day, goodbye,
We are sore losers. What up, everybody? I am lunchbox.
I know the most about sports, so I'll give you
the sports facts, my sports opinions because I'm pretty much
a sports genius. What's up, everyone? I'm Eddie and I
know the least about sports. But I'm your average sports fan,
your sports watcher. I just don't know the who's who's
(00:38):
or the what's what's? What's up you, guys? I'm Ray,
I'm an alpha male. I'm from the North and when
I go to the bar, I'm not just casually drinking
a drink. I get a can of beer or a
white claw hard Seltzer, and I puncture and I shotgun it.
Whether I'm at a bar or I'm at my house,
I'm always shotgunning. If you shotgun as well, hashtag it
on Twitter. Sore losers shotgun They're flooding in baby. Got
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a couple more in the last two hours, And guys,
let me tell you, I'm gonna start this show off
with a hot take that I think something needs to
happen the NBA, that some team needs to do to
change their franchise. And it may be out there, but
I was watching basketball last night and I said, man,
(01:21):
this team needs to trade this individual. And you're gonna
be like, you're an idiot. But first, let's play the
game America laves. It's called what do you rather games?
Would you rather walk in on your parents doing the deed?
Whatever the next one is, I'll take it, or your
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parents walking on you doing the de parent's walking on
me doing the deed. I mean, I don't want ain't
watching my parents do it, Like, I don't want that
in my mind. You know, you watch like these documentaries
like like um abducted in plain Site, you know, like
he's that stuff you just can't get back. Like once
you watch that stuff and you visually see it, like,
you just can't get that back. That's the way our
bodies work, our brains work that way. And if I
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saw my parents doing it, I would never that would
never go away from my mind and I would see
it for the rest of my life. So hell no, man,
I want them walking it on me. One of the
most powerful things is an image. That's why they say
a picture is worth a thousand words. You're not reading
a book about it, You're not even seeing a picture.
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You're actually seeing a motion film of your parents. That's
something you don't remember for a year, five years. You
remember that for your entire life till the day you die.
And it isn't that you're you're their, their son, their kid,
and it affects you in the weirdest way. You're always
going to be thinking about it when you're with your girlfriend,
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when you're at a graduation of your kids, You're thinking
of it at dinner randomly. You're gonna think about it
all these times where you could be thinking about so
many amazing things. Who cares if somebody walks in on you.
I've had buddies do that. I've had kinds of people
who cares walk in on you. You leave your door
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just unlocked whenever you're I've ever had anybody walk in?
I think at a party. Part said a lot of people.
So when you say a lot, that means five or more.
I said it, and then I thought back, maybe I
never have had anybody really walk in. But my buddy
Billy at my birthday, he was hooking up with his
chicken our living room. Freaking other friend walks in awkward, Uh,
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this past birthday and you're living room is a little
bit more common areas that wants to be expected to
be walked in on. I just would say I'd rather
walk in on my parents doing the deed, just because
I've seen both my parents naked. I mean I have like, yes,
you know, I'm not you've never seen your parents that
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I remember. This is my point. When you see something
that makes a lasting watching you don't forget it. But
the problem is I don't want my parents to see
my wife naked. That is the issue here. They've seen
me naked because I'm their kid. They have never seen
my wife naked, and I'd like to keep it that way.
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I've seen my parents naked, So if I see him
naked one more time, allelujah, let's do that. If you're
if you you caught your dad just staring at your
wife like withold that, what would you do? Would you
fight your dad? What of you was just like like
not just you know, like you said, you said, the
one thing that makes the difference is watching your dad
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and watching your parents see your I would rather not
par would you do if they were standing there being
like his dad starts licking his fingers, Yeah, like, would
you just punch him in the face? His dad, Jamal
Murray's him and starts licking his fingers like barbecue sauce.
I mean something like that, But dude, I would not.
That's just the one thing. All three of us have
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seen each other naked. My parents have seen me naked.
They have never seen my wife naked. So if we
can keep that one factor out of it, I'll go
ahead and walk in on my parents doing the deep.
All right, Okay, let's back up. I wanted just a
little more information on this. When did you see your
parents naked when I was a kid? When do you
remember what did you see? Obviously you're gonna still remember it.
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Anytime you see your parents naked, you're gonna remember this.
So go ahead to what was what was the scenario?
Walk us through it. Well, they do have a water bed, go,
but it wasn't the water ped I mean I must
have been like five, and I may have walked in
their room when they had the door closed and my
mom or dad was getting out of the shower. I mean,
it weren't together. It was separate instances. So it's just
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something like that. And you just looked for a little bit. No,
you don't look for a little bit. You're just walking
Oh sorry, or you walk in like you're looking for
your mom or dad when you're a tiny kid and
you go upstairs and oh, dad's in the bathroom. Sorry,
my bad man. I've never I've never seen that. I
just highly doubt you've never seen. But I'm telling I'm not.
I'm not like Ray. I'm telling you right now, I've
never seen it. Hey, but that's how we play the game.
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What you rather, ki Kick? Have you seen your parents naked? Now? Yeah?
Just because we've always had home, We've been blessed. Homes
have multiple levels, so the kids are always downstairs, parents
are upstairs, or vice versa. When we moved, parents used
to be downstairs, we're upstairs. You never, when you were
like four or five, went looking for your parents and
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there was always there was the boom. You had to
go through the one door, then you got to go
through the stairs. You could always hear stuff if somebody's
coming up or down. It wasn't like just no, no no,
I'm not talking about them doing it. I'm not just naked.
I'm just talking about naked like I was. You know,
when you're like four, close your eyes right now, can
you picture your mom naked? Like? No, I've never seen
my mom naked by my dad. We always used it
all shower together. Okay, see now that's what I'm saying.
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And I think he showered with us a little bit
late when my memories were starting. It's a little too
too often, but that's what I'm saying. See, so it's
not show with your dad was the best way to
save water. My dad's like, get in, But I'm telling
you our memories do that. Our memories were starting to form.
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And don't don't even don't you your siblings are you're
a big age gun. Yes, six years. I've never showered
with your brother or sister. No, I remember showering with
a cousin. But guys, I've never showered with my dad before,
and I've never showered with my kids. But how did
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you learn? How did you learn how to shower if
you didn't shower with you? My mom taught me how
to like bathe myself. What age did you shower with
your cousin? We were probably ten, like ten of leven
was a girl, two of us and like my aunt's
the one that like the two boys two my cousin
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and my aunt was like, you know, you guys, go
ahead and take a shower together. You're in middle school, okay, okay,
And it was like we took the shower together. I
was like, all right, that's kind of weird, but like
but again, so again, I'll never forget that. My question
is so like, did one stand off to the side,
why the other one used the sung man? You know? Yeah, yeah,
it's kind of like there was only one shower. I
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was I was getting, not like pushing get out away.
I'm trying to use wash my hair. No, I was
taking the shower, and then he would be on this
be across from me and wait till I was done.
Then we'd swap. Okay, because I took a bath with
my brother and sister when I was like three or four,
but after that, I don't remember ever doing that once
we three or four. But what's the age gap of
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all my brothers two years older me? And that's the
same thing. It's fine, right but at eleven, yeah, man,
we're too old. I think that's old. It was my
my aunt's idea, and it was just weird, Like I
even think I went back and told my parents and
they might have had a talk with that. What was
her reasoning? Save water? We had to go quick, guys,
we have dinner in like ten minutes. I don't know
about the save water coach. You and your you, your
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dad and your twin brother, all three of you guys
to save water. Well, we had well water, so I
think different. Yeah, so you didn't just like let the
water roll my dad be gone? SI? No, no, no no,
notat And you wouldn't look at the mammoth and just
be like what is that? No? At what age? Because
because your dad's looks different than yours at that at
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that time, Yeah, you're most different now. But well no, no no,
I'm saying when you're a kid versus your dad's, like,
it was awkward because when you weren't getting bathed, your
head was like in my dad's. But what about the
other side, the other person? No, parents couldnot do this anymore.
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I can't believe it. I can't. I'll tell you if
there's anything on this fucking as we get out of it,
is we talk about some real deep stuff. Wow, I
got so I'm freaking crying. Man, right what, I'm not
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judging him because no, there's no judgment. There's other people
out there who did the same thing with her. Damn
im I'm sure and I might have, but I don't
remember it. No, there's no way I'm telling you you
would remember that. That's my whole point. And I specifically
remember though my mom. Remember my mom said, remember you
remember I gotta take a picture of you. You were
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bawling right out. I specifically remember my mom saying, hey,
what she said? He said? I remember staring that. But Mom,
I remember one time we were out in the shower
we like finished stuff, and my mom goes, hey, you guys,
get you gotta stop doing this. These kids are getting older?
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Yea how old at that point? I mean, if for
her to say that, we might have been six seven sixers,
there's nothing wrong with this because he was all about it.
Just because you don't have to delay. You're gonna dilly delly.
Kids are taking into its humongous and you all must
have looked up and just been like we did look
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up because there I would look up and I'd never
see the shower. Oh wow, so the water I got
with second hand? Can we call your brother? Is there
any way we can call your brother? Your dad? We
could come, but he's at the mill. He can't just answer.
It's so loud. Rob alright, right, we need your phone
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call you, Rob? What is the AG service doing? You
and your sister two years? Did you ever do you
remember ever bathing with her? Because I remember being in
the bathtub and peeing one time. I'm in the water
turning yellow and my brother and sister jumped out and
I'm like, I don't get why you're getting out because
I was three. You can't do that. Well, I didn't know.
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I realized that now, but when I was then, I
was like, I was just still splashing. What a jerk.
You're in a jerk at three p Can you tweet
that picture right now? And just so on sore losers,
show Twitter just so people know what they can expect.
Just say, just so you know there's tears ship already
on the podcast. Oh my gosh, that was funny getting
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me laughing at I mean, that took us to a
whole new level. So why do you guys think I
love showers so much now because you get taken by
yourself and the shower because they reminds me a good time. Dude,
I went for five years with secondhand, Like everybody my
child had spend time with my dad and brother. I
thought he's gonna say that too, Guys, Why do you
think I love showers so much? It reminds me of
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being when my dad and my brother and that crack
and I was helping each other get clean because him
alone and I can just take it all in, and
me looking straight up and see my dad's crack. I
never saw the water. All right, let's we've got to
move on. Last night, I'm watching the Raptors versus seventy Sixers. Okay,
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they got butted. Oh, they got housed the Raptors. Kyle Lowry,
he must have listened to the podcast yesterday because he
came to play. We the North came to play. They
were a total team effort. They dismantled the seventy sixers.
And after watching last night, I have decided the seventies
Sixers this summer, when their season is over, they need
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to call the New Orleans Pelicans and get Anthony Davis.
And they need to offer Joe l Embiid for Anthony
Davis and maybe a couple of first round traff picks.
I know it's taken a chance. Joe l Embiid is
really good. He's gonna supposedly gonna be a star in
this league. Anthony Davis only has one year on his
cont try to remaining, so you are taking a chance
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of him not resigning with you. But Joe l Embiid
is injured all the time, he's sick, I don't know
if you can count on him going forward. As much
as I love Joe l Embiid, he is a great
player when he's on the court, But watching him last night,
I was just like, can you trust him? I don't
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know if he was sick last night or if he
just wasn't feeling well. I don't know what the problem was,
but it was awful. Did he show signs that he
was sick or he just played like he was sick? Um.
I didn't see a stat sheet. I wasn't waking up
in the morning memorizing that. Saw some highlights, saw it
was a blowout and made sure that my money line
covered it. Did I listened to your speech myself and
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I thought that is something to know. The Raptors have
to win. It was a must win game for the Raptors,
their city, their franchise, their country, their flag, there government.
It was a huge, huge day in uh Canada, in Toronto, Toronto, Yes,
Joel Embia misshoot around because he was sick. There you go,
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I understand that. I mean Jordan played a game sick.
Joel Ebid can't even you're talking about warm up. But
mb did play, but he didn't play very well. And
they haven't said what's wrong with him. Maybe there's something
seriously wrong with him. I don't know. Maybe he's out
there gutting it out. But my whole thing is when
the Sixers need him most, he's hurt. He misses an
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entire season, he misses stretches of games. They didn't let
him play back to backs because they don't know if
they can trust his health. And then here he is
sick in the playoffs. Okay, people get sick, but it
just seems like time after time after time stuff comes
up with his health. That is a problem in the
long run. So are you willing to tie? I don't know,
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but I'm but I'm just saying if you want to
do something both if you are the seventies Sixers and
you because upper management and Sixers fans, they have to
be nervous every time Joe l Embiid goes down or anything,
because he gets hurt a lot. The history is there.
He is a he gets hurt a lot, he's sick.
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Money time, you take a risk and go for Anthony Davis,
for Joe l Embiad and hope the Pelicans will bite
and take that and take the injury prone, sickness prone
Joe l Embiad off your hands, and you get Anthony Davis,
and you get in there and you try to convince
him to stay in Philadelphia because he Anthony Davis would
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be an amazing trade, amazing for the Sixers. Sixers, what
do you get with Joel Embiid? Big guy, shoots threes,
he's good. Download, he's good download, he's a magician. He's
really good when he's good. But he's really I mean,
he's not there a lot of the times. And last
night he wasn't there again. Kawhi Leonard was there last night.
Kyle Lowry was there last night. How did they win
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by thirty points? They dismantled it. It was a total
from the jump well, Raptors played so well. I went
to bed it was eight eight. I placed a money
line bet. What happened from there? They went to bed
When the game was eight to eight, I thought, well,
it's given me a shootout. It was a minus two hundred,
so it was a great bet. It was a great
money line bet. And I was just feeling Raptors before
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going to bed, lay my head on the pillow. I
wake up. They win by thirty. I look like a genius.
What happened from the eight point in the game. So
what happened at the beginning of the game. Let's see
what happened from that point on. While they've passed it
over here to Kauai, he went in for a dunk.
Then they passed it to Gassault. He had a little
runner in the lane. They just dominated. He still making
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his shots. Yeah, it was just a dismantling by the Raptors.
Did Surge played well a block? Oh? He got a
big old gash in his head? You see that. No,
he had a big old band aid on his head. Um.
But I turned it off at halftime because it was over.
It was at halftime. It was two point game at half,
and I said, I'm out. I'll catch the Trailblazers and Nuggets.
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And guess what, you can turn that game off pretty
early too, because the Nuggets steamroll them because they're in
the Mile High City. Man, Man, we don't lose it home. Man, man,
we always win. We're high. Oh when do the ads
play here? We got a conflict of a stadium? Oh?
Ice cold? Oh? I feel it a little colder. Hey,
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is there still ice underneath here? Yeah? There is ice
under the court. No, they don't bring it in. I'm
telling you that ice stays under the court. Guys. Why
don't you guys believe me when I tell you the
ice is paper thin? The ice is like no thicker
than an inch or two inches, like it's this much water. Guys,
it freezes in minutes. You tell me I have more
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ice in my cup and McDonald's. Yes, that's as far
as Yeah, they don't. That's why. If the ice was
too thick, you wouldn't be able to see the paint
underneath it. I send that thick guys. It's a layer
of like an inch of ice and water. They freeze.
I'm pretty sure they leave the ice underneath the floor. Yes,
it was never an issue with the Predators. We don't
have a basketball team. Good thing, it's just with like country.
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Do that give that a google? Why? I move on
to the next guys. Why do you think during Predators season?
Why if there's a concert or they're more slips and
falls because there's freaking ice. They're not walking on the ice. Yes,
they are, the ices below the concert floor. Yeah, but
they have they have. It's so thick it whatever they
put over the ice that you're not gonna feel the effects,
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Like you're not colder at a concert because there's ice
underneath there. What makes you think the ice is just
there's there. There's like these freezers underneath the floor that
are keeping the ice there. Now, they don't want to
google that. Google do the Nuggets leave the ice underneath
the basketball floor? I'm telling you research concerts around the country.
When they're played on an ice floor, there is more slips,
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there's I mean, I'm assuming they play in the same stadium.
I have no idea. I've never been to Pepsi Center
unless there's two Pepsi centers. Alright, all of these do.
I'm pretty sure they all do. I mean, the Pistons
luckily didn't have to play on the ice because the
Red Wings suck the same thing with a staple centers.
So I'm reading about that right now. Let's see. No, no,
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don't no, I don't know. Thanks to modern technology that
exists in today's sports arenas. The crews that man the
Staple Center are able to transition between basketball courts and
ice hockey rinks quickly. Hold up, hold up, which. We
don't care how many chairs they can set up in
ten minutes. We care if the ice gets removed. Oh,
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they got a great facility staff. Boy, they can turn.
The layer of ice on a hockey rink is only
about an inch thick, but it's stillever it creates. It
is created out of many tiny layers of ice that
makes the ice stronger. So when it's time to convert
ice hockey rink into basketball court, the walls the glass
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panels around the rink are removed, but the ice pieces
of insulated plywood are laid over the top of the
ice at the ice stays. I say, and last night
on the ice game seven, Oh boy, if you guys
did not watch Game seven of the Blues and the Stars,
you missed an incredible hockey game, entertaining double ot and
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you were awake for it. I stayed up for the
entire game because it was one one in the first
period and I was like, here we go, We're gonna
have some goals. And then the goal Ben Bishop the
goalie for the the Dallas Stars. He's a St. Louis native,
so he's playing in his home turf against the opposing
team that he grew up cheering for. Of course, that
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guy's gonna put a condom on that net and he
do you want to talk about putting a condom on
that net? He was doing he was unbelievable. He stopped
something like fifty four shots. Got it. They protected that net.
Nothing was getting out or in. It was so impressive.
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I don't know how he was doing it. The Stars
only had like twenty six shots on gold through in
the entire game, and the Blue the Blues dominated the
game and they won the game. They won the game
in double ot, and they deserve to win the game.
It was it was back and forth. And what's crazy
is the Stars almost I mean unbelievable, stay saved by
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the Blues goalie with his leg and maybe a minute later,
the Blues go down. The dude hits it off the
crossbar and the goalie was worried. Bishop was worried was
gonna bounce off his back into the goal, so he
dove forward to avoid it, and a Blues player reached
around poked it in the net game over when he
went limbo. Yeah, he left trying to trying to bend
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his back out of way because he was he knew
the ricochet was gonna hit off him and go in
the goal, so he tried to move out of the
way and a Blues guy stuck his stick in their ballgame. St.
Louis going to the Western Conference finals. It was awesome hockey.
One of my favorite things to see. How the slow
most of those because it looks like you're like, oh man,
they have so much time to react, and then they
speed up to real time. The way that second player
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just came up and hit the puck in right was
a split of a second, the fastest reaction I've ever seen.
They're on it, so, I mean, it's so impressive. But yes,
if you guys want to see good hockey game seven
again tonight we got the San Jose Sharks and the
Colorado Avalanche. That's gonna be a late one though, Yeah,
I'm I mean for for people that like just go
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to bed earlier. Yes, And and I didn't plan. I
was like I told my wife, I was like, please
don't give me overtime. I need to go to bed.
Then it goes the first overtime like I gotta watch it,
and then second overtime, gotta watch it, And oh it's
only eight pm Central, so it's an early okay, good
like six for them. Yeah, six o'clock on the that's
pretty good, is it? People still getting out of work?
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I said, I I envy the West Coast. You know
who I don't envy is the East Coast. I know
they watch any sports at all or TV because everything
comes on and well on the East Coast starts at
one pm. M Well, it's not as bad in CALLI.
You got it at ten am. You wake up and
it's a yes, Vegas ten am baby, college football, even
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earlier nine am. There's nothing better than Vegas their time zone.
I think we think about that a little too much.
We're always like, oh, man, like it's must suck to
like get everything late. Oh I must suck to get
everything later. But in reality, if you live in it,
you don't even worry because there's nothing else, Like that's
what that's what your life is. Right. But the fact
that we're central, we're really we really are lucky because
everything surrounds us, everything's we evolved around our time schedule
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because Central is really the main one where it's just
like right down the middle, even though there's Mountain, it's
usually es. Central's like, all right, everything's at seven o'clock
and that's where it is. But for everyone else it
is early later. But they don't even realize because their
life has been like that their whole life. But it
sucks because they get less sleep because they have to
go to work still at eight am, and there's if
we're up till minyut no. Because like what I'm saying is,
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if you're East Coast, you live in New York, all
your games are way early, so you get out at
the same time. It's early late late for us guys.
For us, it's normal time for them on the East Coast.
If it's if it's like you know, basketball, it's our
Orlando Magic playing the nets to coach. Damn it. What
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time does a bank? No? No? But universally a bank
opens it nine. So the guy in the Central time
zone gets way more sleep than the guy in the
Eastern time zone that works at a bank because he
still has to be to work at the same time
as the guy at the Central time zone, but his
game started an hour later, damn it. But tonight is
an exception. They never shift West Coast games to central times. No,
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But I'm talking about like like the Rockets Golden State
in Houston, they played tonight Central time, Central, So if
you're an East Coaster, it's ten thirty correct, So you're
getting less sleep. Okay, I'm thinking it wrong. I'm thinking
of watching it, lie, like watching it in person, Like
this is going on in California, the events in California.
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So it's going on at seven o'clo their time, seven
thirty their time, So life is normal if you're in California.
What I'm saying it sucks for the East East coast coast,
But why would an Easterner want to watch Houston? And
because they're a basketball fans. But I mean, I'm a
basketball fan. I don't I don't care about Houston or
Golden States. The games are catered around the time zone.
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So yes, you're getting it at a normal time that time. Okay,
you're right, because nobody's interested in the Houston or whatever
if you're on the East coast. But if you're a
big time sports fan, you're screwed because it's gonna affect
you whenever your team. If your team is not good,
if you're in a time zone where your team is
not good, you're screwed because you're watching all these teams
weird time zones. Now, do you, guys ever DVR and
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watch the next day games? Yes, well, later that night.
Usually not the next day, because usually by the next
day I'm going to know the result. So I will
I will DVR something and watch a little later that day,
like if Kansas is playing, or the Spurs have a
big game something like that. If there's a big soccer
game on that I want to watch, or there's a
hockey game on and I'm watching asketball at that moment,
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I'll record the hockey playoff, you know what I mean.
That way I can go back and watch. I just
feel there's no way where you can not know the
score of a game between the people the Jacks that
we work with, somebody's gonna say a score. You're not
going five hours around a bunch of guys and not
learning a score. It's very tough to do. So the
DVR the thing doesn't work, especially if you're a better
You want to know if you want it or not.
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Of course not the DV is just for fans. They
just want to watch the game. Man. Yeah, there's a
guy in Florida, Okay, twenty three year old man. He
got pulled over on Sunday because he has a bumper
sticker on his brown Chevrolet and the bumper sticker said,
I eat ass. And the deputy said, sir, you're gonna
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need to remove that bumper sticker because it violates Florida's
obscenity law, and so he drives off. Next day, deputy
season again still sees as the sticker I eat ass,
and he was arrested all because he wants to eat
ass bumper sticker. So there's a company that actually manufactures
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a bumper stickers that I don't have a problem with that.
I don't have a problem with him having a bumper
sticker like that. Yeah, like what if he really likes
to I mean it's it's kind of like it's okay.
Like the first thing I thought was like with my kids,
when my kids read it, whatever, It's like, I don't
even think they even notice it, and if they did,
we would just be like, yeah, whatever. It's like he
likes donkeys. Yeah, like whatever, just makes something up. It's
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not a bad bumper sticker. Speaking of it reminds me
of I spoke about a tunnel like on the Bobby
Bunch Show. On the show that we're on, I talked about, um,
these guys that graffitied the spoiler for the Avengers. I
didn't mention that they also spray painted penises and uh
like stick figures having sex and all this stuff that
I didn't mention on the show, but like that that
came to mind too of just like kids in the
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car man, Like, I can't just like have like all
this stuff on its spray manut on the wall that
they're looking because my son's the one that like spotted it.
And that's hard to like tell my what, don't look
at that. That's just one being immature. So so that
I eat ass is funny to college kids, but people
with kids, you gotta explain it. You do have to.
But but my kids not old enough. But I think
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it's funny. But I can't read, daddy, what does it mean?
He eats donkeys? Son, that's not what it What does
it mean? And asked, it's another name for a donkey.
I've never heard that expression. I never had a donkey
barker before then you gotta go find a donkey. That's
when it gets weird. It's like being but for this
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dude to get arrested for it, I don't know about
all that. I mean, that's a little extreme for just
for him one to eat ass. Sounded like that cop
had it out for him. But yeah, they must not
like each other. You must go back to high school
as a kid. You know the bumper stickers, you remember,
the ones with swear words in it. I'll never forget.
In our hometown, a guy always drove around with an
s happens sometimes and we always asked my what does
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that mean? That has happened? And she's just like it's
She always would tell us, just not a good outlook
for life. What what does it mean? Though? Means he's negative.
He just thinks bad about everything. What it's just not
how we live. He's in a bad mood. That's what
you tell us. And so we always wondered, what what
does s happens mean? He's just he's a negative person.
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Don't act like we're not that dude. Those those bumpers
are huge. Favorite ones were the were the Calvin Hobbs
where he would be pissing on a ford. My parents
would always to be like, don't don't like that. I
thought that was so freaking funny, so funny, and now
there's no real funny ones like and then the people
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that put balls hanging from that, that's the one. I
was just thinking that that's hilarious, like a big rig
and they put the balls hanging from the first time
I saw that, and it was I was older. That
wasn't until like more recent because it's harder to notice.
You don't see it as often. It's a very rare thing,
and when you do find it, it's a good set
of ball big You ever go to San Marcus, Texas.
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Everybody that goes to Texas State and a truck, they
got the ball, got a set of balls. Absolutely like
a requirement to have balls on your truck. It's Texas State. Dude.
You go to a pool party, I roll up in
the trailblazer. Nothing really, it's just murdered out, you know,
tennant windshield. That's all I did. Got guys in trucks,
set of balls, set of balls, set of balls. Hey guys,
it cool if I park here. They all got their
nuts flapping all over the place. I'm gonna pull it
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in my trailblazer. Hey guys, I got out some beer
in the back. They're nuts are all over the place
in the parking lot. I saw one yesterday. And I
don't laugh out loud at bumper stickers very often. I
would hope not coach, and I don't want to get political,
and I'm not here. We go Trump twenties it was.
It was about g dub No, it doesn't it doesn't
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matter if you're Democrat or Republican. It just made me laugh.
Hillary go to caccus. It said, any sane adult two,
that's all I said. That was funny. And he's saying
in anybody like they don't care, like they don't care
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what the next president, any sane adult. That was funny,
Like I thought that was funny. It's like like I
don't care if it's Repubblican Democrats, just any saying like
they were. It was really funny. I grew up in
South Texas where like it was, there was a certain
kind of people like that airbrush the back of their
pickup trush. Those are so cool, like like it was
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like an image of and it was like airbrush. You know.
There was am my apartment complex in college in in Santonio,
they had a desert scene like had a wolf and
us moon, so they would do that, but then they
would always step it up. It'd be like the desert
scene like the Grand Canyon, and then their truck, the
exact truck that you're looking at. There's the image of
that truck on the Grand Canyon with a hot chick
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lay on top of it. Like sometimes they'd up it
up like that, and sometimes they put a naked chick
on it. And those dude, when we were kids, we'd
be like, whoo, whoa naked chick airbrush back of the truck,
and my kids would be like God, my dad would
speeded up and try to pass them as fast as
we could. Dude. Now, no vehicles are cool. You just
got Tesla's and out he's driving around. But I do
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like the cars that have lights underneath them. Yeah, those
are kind of cool too, right, Like they got like that,
they light up the street undeath. I like it when
whenever you're out and they got hydro. That is so cool.
I would never do it to my car because I
don't think I could pull it off, but I do like, yeah,
the oh five Ultimo I don't think it would pull
it off, but I really hope maybe I shouldn't have
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brought that bumper stick up. Why I thought I thought
it was funny, But then I'm like, man, people are
gonna be like, oh, you're going what? No, it's it
was just what. No, it could be saying against Obama,
saying he's not saying sayings either way. You think it's funny,
that's okay, Okay, you're not taking a side. I didn't
hear you say Republican or Democrat. I just thought it
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was funny. Okay. But another thing that funny happened yesterday
that I watched Champions League guys Messy and his Barcelona boys.
They choked like dogs. I saw that they went to Liverpool.
So what happens is you play two legs. It's called aggregate.
You play one home in one away total goals, total goals,
and you get credit if you scoring away goal. Far
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those games apart a week, a few weeks months. Maybe
I'm not sure. They mean what do you want the
distance by train? I don't know. No, I'm wondering how
many days apart? So want the mileage? Take a train?
Then you get on an Autoba and then you then
you gotta go. You gotta get it in the main cabin,
you gotta fly, you gotta stop here. So anyway, Barcelona
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goes into yesterday. They're up three oh on the aggregate,
so they want three nothing at home. They go to Liverpool.
All they have to do is score one goal and
they and it's pretty much over, like dreams crushed. Twelve
minutes in Liverpool scores the first one, go to the
halftime one nothing. In the second half, Liverpool scores three
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freaking goals and wins four nothing, and they advanced to
the Champions League Final. By I mean, I bet you
you could have got great odds betting Liverpool to advance
to the Champions League Champions League's final going into that
game yesterday. Well, I know Messi and he's like a bat,
But I mean, what about the rest of the team.
Who are the guys in the back, Like who's defending?
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They on one of the guys that Sworez said, we
defended like a bunch of kids. Like the the last
goal was so funny because the defense wasn't even ready.
You were watching it. I watched the entire I mean
when he says he watches sports. He watches sports after
this tell us about the shuffle board chaponship. I watched that,
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but Lebron was watching this Premier League. Yeah he was.
I think he has like a steak in Liverpool. Of
course he owns everything, owns everything, probably, but it was
amazing making a movie on that. Right now, so he
actually is in the playoffs, he's an owner. There you go.
But the corner kick, the defense wasn't even set up yet.
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And the guy goes and puts the ball down where
it's gonna be taking on the corner kick, and he's
walking away. He's not even gonna take the corner kick,
and then he sees one of his teammates wide open
in front of the goal, and so he takes one
step and boom, just without the The defense never even
saw the ball. It's in the corner. Does not have
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to blow the whistle on the well, my kid plays
soccer on Saturdays. They blow the whistle. Left to wait
on the corner. Gig, you gotta be set up. He
stood in the middle of the eight. He was pretty
much at the six yard box, wide open. It was
unbelievable and Liverpool fans were and the faces on Barcelona.
Their faces were just like Man because they did the
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exact same thing last year. They had like a three
old lead, go and lose and they don't make the
Champions League final. It is how do you choke that bad?
It was unreal. So where are they at now in
this Champions League? They're in the finals. Liverpool's in the
Championship and they played the winner of i AX and
Tottenham who played a So are these daytime games? Yeah,
it's at two o'clock Central because of time zone. I
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need to watch this. You need to watch it. It
is so good. So since we get the games at two,
when is Europe? We're not talking We're not we're not
talking about that night. We've already talked about this. And
this is how close is when this is only i
X is only up one? Nothing is it? I thought
it was a JAX that's the cleaning supply. No, there's
a was scrubbing bubble. So it's a j a X,
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A jax i AX. I've always called him a JAX.
Well I understand because you see the U S product
it's it's a j a X. Yeah, that's i JAX. No,
that's no, that would be Oh how do you spell
it a j X, that's a JAX. What's I X
I X answer? Damn and Tottenham Hotspur played today two o'clock.
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Hotspur isn't good. They played a Nissan one time with
Kane they couldn't score a goal. Do you do realize
that they didn't hold by their starters? They didn't know
they played mans. I was there, I was the I
have a problem with this I X thing because, like
I get it, you guys are trying to be respectful.
They're an Amsterdam team, right, so they're they're they're from
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the nether they're a Dutch team. Okay, cool, let's be respectful.
We call they call it X. We caught i X.
But here in America, you guys have to call guacamole guac.
There's no respect for guacamole. Case so like it's gissl
and you guys know it's caso. But yet when a
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Netherlands team wants to call their team i X, it's AJAX,
thank you, thank you. I've been that pisses me off.
If I ever bet a Saturday years, you're betting on
a JAX, I say, let's go a JAX. I've been
saying that for a year. And if you're gonna be American,
be American, don't pick and choose X. Screw that man
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you want to mess up K. So I try to
say the names right. Hopefully I'm saying that. But do
other people call X. It's not just to you. If
you're in Las Vegas and you place a bet on
AJAX and that, but you pronounce it I AX, the
guy slap the crap and then the guy next to
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you playing the bet with throw his beer on you.
And Boston fans, I hope you enjoy tonight. UH, say
goodbye to the Celtics as you know them. Tomorrow they
will be on vacation fishing as uh the boys on
TNT inside the NBA like to say, gone fishing. They're
gonna have your boys Kyrie and uh Jayson Tatum and
Jalen Brown, Al Horford and um Gordon Hayward. They're gonna
(39:34):
be all out on the fishing. By how much do
you think? UM? I have no idea and I just
don't think that. I think just pick something without knowing. Okay, twelve,
let's see what the spread is. The spread is gotta
be six, spread will be four and a half. So
then all right, I'll take tell me what the spread is,
because I don't think Boston's gonna I think they've given up.
I think it's over. I don't think they I don't
(39:54):
think they want to get in the half. A big number,
that is a big number. I don't think, um Boston
is here to play. They would they wouldn't. They don't
even have to get on the plane. And then you
want to go out to Golden State and watch Houston
and Golden State. Boy, it's gonna be exciting. I mean,
this is so fun. This is what we've been waiting for.
And everybody says, I dog on Houston too much. We
dog on Houston too much. I'm so I'm I don't
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dog on Houston. Look, James Harden is in an incredible
basketball player. He's an incredible score he's a chef's lunch
box backing up. No, no, no, you're not listening to me.
I cannot like the way he plays and still be
an incredible basketball player. Yes, he scores a lot of points.
I just don't like how he gets all those points.
(40:38):
And I'm gonna defend you two on this, like we're
not a show that has to be equal on on teams.
Like if we're fans of a certain team, like and
we don't like certain teams, we're oh, it's okay that
we say that. We don't have you known lunch box.
You don't have to say that it's okay. I do
hate on the Run sometimes because people need us. My
Spurs bias. It has nothing to do with me being
(40:59):
a Spur, Like I love the Spurs. The Rockets are
better than the Spurs right now. Yes, they are better
than them. That doesn't mean I like watching just me,
I like watching you do. Don't you do hate the
Spurs though, I mean the Rockets. You hate the Rockets?
I mean you do probably your whole life. Um. When
when they had a Keem the Dream, it was pretty.
They were pretty fun to watch. They were pretty fun
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to watch. But like I said, I love watching PJ.
Tucker play. He hustles, he I love his grit. I'm
just saying. My father in law was this is a
season ticket holder with his company for I don't know
how many years, and he is a die hard Rockets
fan and he texted me every single game complaining about
how they play basketball. Better treat my daughter right now?
(41:42):
He knows. I treat it right. I got one grandkids.
He ever invited a game? Yeah, yeah, absolutely, Yeah, his
company has the tickets. I mean, so when I say
he's a season ticket over are they court court side
right now? They're like, I don't know, midway up, headway
around the middle, behind the announcers, Rockets bench. I'll look
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for him. Yeah, I don't think I'll be there tonight
because it's in Oakland. But enjoy the sports day. I mean,
you got soccer, there's some daytime baseball going on. I mean,
it's gonna be a good day in my street. I'm
back to zero on m MLB Beat the Street. But yeah,
watch that Champions League final leg to get to the
Championship semifinals and then Boston Milwaukee, Houston Golden State in
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Game seven, San Jose, guys, it is a great day
for sports. And it's a great day to talk to
your kids about shower. That's right, that's when. And what
do we learn today that Ray, oh, my god, with
his dad and his brother until he was eleven, and
and Eddie showered with his cousins till he was twelve.
That's messed up. I didn't like that at all. And again.
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I'll never forget about it. All right, all right day, goodbye,
Hosts And Creators
Lunchbox
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