Is This Golf Or A Date?

Lunchbox went to practice chipping at the local muni but ended up on what he thinks might have been a first date. How do you handle get to know you questions from a stranger? A new soccer season has started and Lunchbox's team is trying to improve off their 0 wins last season. Ray will be in the crowd to cheer on the Titans this weekend against the Chargers and he relives one of his greatest drinking memories from a Titans game. Time for a money making weekend as we bring you the locks! 

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Your MIC's not even up.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
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check me out now, funk Shaw Brother.

Speaker 1 (00:09):
Freaking Clay and Buck Mike. It's all cock eyed.

Speaker 2 (00:14):
And then how check it out now, funk jaw Brother.
That's a song, but I don't know what song it is.

Speaker 1 (00:21):
Yeah, this isn't a musical podcast. You guys would need
to listen to the Bobby Cast if you want the music.

Speaker 2 (00:27):
Man, if you want a sad uh life, you listen
to Four Things with Amy Brown. Good cross promotion. There, No,
it's not really sad. It'll like cheer you up.

Speaker 1 (00:38):
You're not gonna be looking for bridges or anything.

Speaker 2 (00:41):
No, no, no, no, no, no.

Speaker 1 (00:42):
Scenic ones see nature now No, all right, we're gonna
do it live. Arnold, I don't know where he is.

Speaker 2 (00:49):
No, no, it's almost the weekend. Let's go.

Speaker 1 (00:51):
Well. Abby just released her song, so he may be
congratulating her with a kiss.

Speaker 2 (00:58):
Who man, I'm tired.

Speaker 1 (01:03):
Arnold has been saying on the Big Show. Abby has
been saying that she has a boyfriend. I mean, it's
obvious it's Arnold.

Speaker 2 (01:11):
I mean, I don't know how I didn't put that together.
I'm glad that she's finally like admitting it in public
that she has a boyfriend because Arnold.

Speaker 1 (01:19):
I need to get the clip. In her song, she
says she has a boyfriend.

Speaker 2 (01:24):
I feel like Arnold was starting to like give her
an ultimatum, like, hey, either start talking about me or
like I'm gonna leave.

Speaker 1 (01:32):
He's the man, and he gave her the ultimatum.

Speaker 2 (01:35):
Wow, that's good, Arnold. I'm finally glad you found your balls. Man,
way to stand up for yourself.

Speaker 1 (01:42):
There he is. Get over here, man, Let's do it
together like old times. Get up on me, put your
hands around me, Volume up, volume down.

Speaker 2 (01:49):
Not that close, get back, do it live?

Speaker 3 (01:53):
What?

Speaker 1 (01:53):
Oh what? Dude?

Speaker 2 (01:55):
Sore losers? What up? Everybody? I'm lunchbox. I know the
most about sports. I give the sports facts my sports
opinions because I'm pretty much a sports genius.

Speaker 1 (02:07):
It all started win a dumbass met another dumbss and
they became the dumbass Tree at the end, Duo duo, y'all,
It's Sison from the North, Alpha Male, live on the
West Side with Baser two point five kids in the
freezer at Vanderbilt, and I'll probably die of a heart
attack in my seventies. That's my life expectancy lunch over
to you very quickly.

Speaker 2 (02:29):
It was very nice to get those new fifty six
degree wedges in the mail another dame, and so I decided,
you know what, I'm gonna go to the chipping green
at the local MUNI try it out. I roll up
to the local MUNI chipping green closed ours, yes, no less.
So I'm like, okay, guess I'm here, might as well

(02:50):
play some golf. So I walk into the clubhouse and
let me tell you, they got new signs up at
the local MUNI. Beautiful new signs advertising and sure, no
no just telling you, oh, this is the front nine,
this is the back, you know, just beautiful.

Speaker 1 (03:04):
It probably was confusing for out of towners before.

Speaker 2 (03:07):
Very much so, so they upgraded. I was like, all right, cool,
and I was walking in. I said, hey, man, I
would like to play eighteen holes. They said, oh, yeah,
you can go over there. There's two guys tee and
off right now if you want to jump in with them.

Speaker 1 (03:18):
And don't forget about the nineteenth hold.

Speaker 2 (03:20):
I said, no problem. So I walk up to the
tea box. There's two guys about to tee off, and
I stand there. They look at me, and I'm like, hey,
how's it going. They turn back, they tee off, and
they take off walking. So you're saying, you don't want

(03:41):
me to play with you guys?

Speaker 1 (03:43):
Cool.

Speaker 2 (03:44):
So I stand there and this guy walks up. He's like, hey,
you want to play together, No problem, dude. And he's like,
what's your name, Gibbles, what's your name? Reggie? All right, Reggie,
let's play some golf. I'm new to golf, but I've
got the itch man. I just got my clubs downside

(04:05):
because I bought him. They were a little too tall
and I was hitting them too far. I was hitting
them way too far. Shut up, and I'm like, here
we go. There, we got this again, right, we got
the I hit it too far. I had to get
smaller clubs. Like I was cool.

Speaker 1 (04:21):
Everybody's got something they're working on. Oh man, my punting's
been off, but damn you should see my chipping, well,
the driving. I've been hitting it in the woods man,
but holy hell, you should see me from ninety Everybody
clarifies before they swing, except for the pros, and I'll
hang up and I will listen.

Speaker 2 (04:39):
He was just letting me know that he hits it
a long ways and he just started golf. So I'm like,
all right, Reggie, let's see what it's all about. He
steps up and what he whacked the shit out of it?
He whacked it?

Speaker 1 (04:53):
Was it part three or part four?

Speaker 2 (04:55):
Part four? Yeah, and he hit it pretty far so
he could hit the ball far. I noticed as we played.
I was like, nang. He was like, yeah, I think
it was. I played tennis growing up, so I think
my tennis swing really helps with the golf swing and erotic.
I said, okay, and that's pretty cool. Then it got

(05:17):
weird because because we're walking. We're both walking.

Speaker 1 (05:24):
And whoa, no cart?

Speaker 2 (05:26):
No cart? Man? It was like eighty degrees, a little breeze.
It was a great day.

Speaker 1 (05:33):
Yeah, me and Boomer we always go kart, I know.

Speaker 2 (05:37):
And we're walking between the second and third hole and
he says, so, what's your favorite movie of all time?

Speaker 1 (05:44):
Oh god, one of these guys no personality?

Speaker 2 (05:48):
And I said, oh, you know whatever.

Speaker 1 (05:50):
I don't know, braveheart, No, please tell me we're not
have you this conversation.

Speaker 2 (05:55):
He tells me, Oh, man, my favorite one is what
did he say? He said, stepbrothers.

Speaker 1 (06:02):
I would hope you don't remember.

Speaker 2 (06:03):
Stepbrothers was his favorite movie of all time. It's like, oh,
that's cool, you know, t off on number four. That's
my blanket, that's my punk bed. Step Brothers, don't play
my drums, don't play my drums. Great movie, great fantastic movies.
You quote. No, I didn't hit him with quote. I
was like, all right, cool. And then he's like, man,

(06:26):
where's the best vacation you've gone on in your life?

Speaker 1 (06:29):
Oh? No, what is this an interview?

Speaker 2 (06:32):
I think it might have been a dating interview because
I'm starting to think this dude's like trying to get
to know me. Get to know me is red J
I don't know, but he's asking these questions. I'm like, huh,
and I mean these questions continue through the nine. What
do you mean, Like, are there any dreams you haven't
accomplished yet?

Speaker 1 (06:53):
No? Yes, I would have refused to answer that. One
next question.

Speaker 2 (06:56):
Asked me if there's any dreams I haven't accomplished yet.

Speaker 1 (06:59):
You should have told him I'm just here so I
don't get fined.

Speaker 2 (07:02):
And he was excited about taking up golf because it's
keeping him out of the bars. He's been going to
the bar too much so.

Speaker 1 (07:10):
This is better recovering alcoholic.

Speaker 2 (07:12):
It's what it kind of sounded like. And he asked me, so, like.

Speaker 1 (07:16):
Well, good thing, I was there with my mickeys. That's
not gonna help with his problem.

Speaker 2 (07:19):
It wouldn't have helped.

Speaker 1 (07:20):
He's riddled with.

Speaker 2 (07:21):
But he was ripping the cancer sticks. He vaping, no less,
no cancer sticks. And he asked me, do you think
your life is a success so far?

Speaker 1 (07:38):
Like what? Oh? Man, dude, this is not a relaxing
day on the golf course.

Speaker 2 (07:45):
And I'm like, this, dude, I don't know. He might
be hitting on me. He might not be, but he
is trying to get to know me way too well.

Speaker 1 (07:51):
But what did you answer?

Speaker 2 (07:52):
Well? I just was like, I guess it's going pretty well. Man.

Speaker 1 (07:55):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (07:56):
Then we're walking to number nine. We're walking to the
T box at nine, and he asked me, so, do
you ever go to Broadway? He goes, it's just crazy down.
I don't really like Broadway anymore, never heard of it.
And I said, man, I got three kids. I don't
really have time to go to Broadway. And I think
that turned him off because after nine, he goes, I'm

(08:18):
my head into the clubhouse. Man, I'm done.

Speaker 1 (08:20):
Oh, so that was it. We're only halfway through that
podcast interview.

Speaker 2 (08:24):
And I was like, oh, okay, interesting. So was he
getting to know me? And once I mentioned my kids,
he was like, oh, I think I may play another nine,
but uh, I'm gonna wait for my buddy.

Speaker 1 (08:36):
Oh you think that's what stopped it.

Speaker 2 (08:38):
I think that's what stopped it because it was on
number nine that I said, oh, I have three kids. Man,
I'm just too busy to go to Broadway. And that
was it. So then I go to the back nine
and this guy pulls up in the cart Red Jay. No,
not Red Jay. This was Henry Derek, not Derek, and
nice guy, very quiet. He drove his cart.

Speaker 1 (09:02):
Fine, did you guys cart together?

Speaker 2 (09:03):
No?

Speaker 1 (09:04):
I walked, oh, because sometimes they make you double up
in a car. That's where I draw the line. I
bought the cart. He's not getting in my cart.

Speaker 2 (09:10):
I don't know him. I don't want to spend the
next four hours with him because I don't know him.

Speaker 1 (09:14):
I rented the cart, I get it. Marshall back off, But.

Speaker 2 (09:17):
Red Jay, me and him, we got to know each
other even without the cart, So I mean, didn't matter
if we're in a cart, no cart.

Speaker 1 (09:23):
That's when you almost want to purposefully duck hook it.

Speaker 2 (09:26):
So this guy, Henry was quiet, didn't say much perfect.
But then we get to a par three. I t off,
he teas off, he grabs my crank. I walk all
the way up to the green. I look back. He's
still on the tea box.

Speaker 1 (09:44):
Well, didn't you wait for him to hit?

Speaker 2 (09:46):
Yeah, he'd already hit. His ball's up on the green.

Speaker 1 (09:49):
Aren't walking, boy, he's driving drive. I don't give a damn.

Speaker 2 (09:52):
He is walking all over that tea box. I chip on,
put it in for a bogie, two putt for a.

Speaker 1 (10:01):
Bogie, unnecessary for the story.

Speaker 2 (10:03):
And I look back and he's still on the tea box,
and I'm like, what is this dude doing here?

Speaker 1 (10:09):
We go welcome to the local MUNI.

Speaker 2 (10:12):
And I mean, it's been six seven minutes since we've
teed off, because I've walked all the way down chipped
on two putted you know what I mean, Like, I've
done it all.

Speaker 1 (10:20):
I already know the last I was an alcoholic. This
one's a pill head. No.

Speaker 2 (10:25):
He drives up and he goes, Man, I don't know
where my tea went. I was looking. I couldn't find it.

Speaker 1 (10:30):
Oh my gosh, he's dirt poor. I said, sir, leave
it behind me.

Speaker 2 (10:35):
He goes, yeah, I only have a couple of those left,
and they're my favorite teas.

Speaker 1 (10:39):
Oh gosh, coach, lend him one of your half broken
what says.

Speaker 2 (10:43):
Man, Okay, yeah, I was wondering what you're looking for.
He goes, yeah, I just couldn't find have no idea.

Speaker 1 (10:47):
Where it went. I've never seen that before.

Speaker 2 (10:50):
No, either of I. So we finished the hole.

Speaker 1 (10:52):
Tell me you didn't go back to look for it
his cell phone, I mean the tea.

Speaker 2 (10:56):
No. Then we tee off on the next one, and
you're going down the cart path and it's right by
the tee box of the previous hole. He goes back
to the tea box to look for his freaking tea
and spends another five minutes on the tea box looking
for his tee.

Speaker 1 (11:15):
See, he just doesn't know etiquette. I almost think Boomer
would do that as well. Whenever I ask Boomer, I'm like, hey,
how are you good balls and te's? Wise, I have
two t's and two balls. He knows his exact count. Guys,
once you get older anymore, season the balls and teas
are gonna come and go. You're gonna dag a lot
of them.

Speaker 2 (11:34):
I get it, and I get there your favorite teas. Man,
go on this thing called golf Galaxy dot com and
order more our dicks. He spent a total of eleven
minutes looking for his tea that costs three cents.

Speaker 1 (11:51):
I hope there was nobody behind you.

Speaker 2 (11:53):
Guys, nobody behind us. But I hit walk to my
ball and he comes driving up. Man, I just couldn't
find it. I guess that's a goner.

Speaker 1 (12:01):
Well, I'd like to have him. And nom, he'll never
leave a man down.

Speaker 2 (12:10):
I was shocked, and that I mean. Then we said
to our goodbyes on number eighteen, shook hands. A nice
meeting you to take it easy. He was headed back
to Dallas, where he's from, and then there was that
hole that you can walk by, that number nine on
the other side. He was like, oh, we might as
well play that one. So we had our awkward goodbye.
Then we played one more hole and we said goodbye

(12:32):
again and we played nineteen holes. Shook hands. He went
one way, I went the other. That tea is still
out there. And that was my local day at the Muni.

Speaker 1 (12:41):
But you only paid for eighteen you played nineteen.

Speaker 2 (12:43):
Yep.

Speaker 1 (12:44):
Sometimes me and brother back in the day. We haven't
played together for years. When we would tie, we'd then
have to play extra holes.

Speaker 2 (12:49):
Yes, I understand.

Speaker 1 (12:50):
Hopefully the clubhouse understands that.

Speaker 2 (12:52):
So nice to tie. Because there was another group. They
were on the other hole like they were about to
come to nine. So we teed off and that we
didn't even hold them up. But I heard the lady yelling,
they sitting your hole. It sitt in your hole. When
we're up in the fairway and I'm like, lady, you're
waiting ten seconds while I hit this onto the green.

Speaker 1 (13:08):
Calm down, just relax back there. Okay, dang, that place
has changed. I'm not even gonna recognize it when I
get no, you're not, especially with the Karens and Chad's.
Oh man, it was a weird day at the Muni.

Speaker 2 (13:18):
Dude. First I'm getting this questionnaire the whole nine. Then
I got tea guy just looking and look, I've never
seen someone look for a tea that long.

Speaker 1 (13:28):
You're respectful, dude. The fact that you dealt with the
questions four or five of them. The onslaught. Honestly, I
swear to God, if I had a couple of mickeys
and it was a Friday, I would have hung back.
I would have been like, you gotta go ahead, man,
this is my day off. I can't do this. I honestly,
I swear to god, I would not have dealt with
that because day offs, you can't mess with people on
their vacation. You can't mess with them in the bedroom,
and you can't mess with them on the golf course.

(13:49):
And I live by that.

Speaker 2 (13:51):
Yeah, he his job. He was fixing the switch careers.
He owns his own business right now, but he was
gonna go work for Pops.

Speaker 1 (14:01):
Wow. You know who's usually at Munie's. Writers?

Speaker 2 (14:05):
Holy hell.

Speaker 1 (14:06):
I've played with about five writers out there, because all
they do is write a song for two hours and
then go play golf probably, And every time I drive by,
I see them in the parking lot or their golf
and you can kind of at this place we play,
you see the whole Yeah, the local Muni And I swear, dude,
I've seen him chipping. I see him putting. Guys, are
you gonna write a damn song? Or Oh?

Speaker 2 (14:25):
I saw him chipping one day and they chipped it in.
Then they pulled out their guitar for five minutes and
I had to wait to tee off. It was like, guys,
what are we doing? I didn't know you were having
a writing session whole.

Speaker 1 (14:34):
Three Hey, so did you use the new club?

Speaker 2 (14:36):
Yeah? It felt good?

Speaker 1 (14:38):
Man? Did it felt good? I took mine into the house.
I got these little whiffle balls that I hit, nailing
those around. I haven't taken it on the course yet.

Speaker 2 (14:45):
Yeah, and you know we didn't. We noticed that after
we opened the box of golf clubs. We found the
letter way after and it said, hey coachers, thanks for
the shout out on the Fantasy Football Selection show. I
unfortunately wasn't picked for the league, but UH excited to
listen in on the season. How the season goes is
I take all my friends' money in my other leagues.

(15:05):
I heard Lunch's requests about send some gear. I thought
I would do better and send these customs sore losers wedges.
I've been listening since the beginning and love both you
love both shows and looking forward to more episodes and
seeing your short games improve. I was worried that your
grooves on your wedges were worn off from all the

(15:25):
chipping at the local MUNI true, and that's from Jake Thompson.
Thanks Jake. And he's a senior testing engineer. That means
he has seniority. He's big dog, dude.

Speaker 1 (15:35):
That's pretty cool. I saw a bit where they did
it on Bryson Deshambo. Was it him another guy? Maybe?
I don't know if some of these guys man haven't
seen him. They've been on live for two years. Were they, Oh,
maybe it was Phil Mickelson. Was it Tiger Woods? I
don't know. And they talked about all the technical type
stuff with the grooves and how they shorten the clubs,
put a different handle on it, angle the clubs differently,

(15:57):
regroove it and it affects the balls greatly.

Speaker 2 (16:00):
Yes, they say. One of the biggest mistakes you make
if you're playing golf is not cleaning the grooves. Like
you know how you have the brush for your golf club,
you gotta clean them.

Speaker 1 (16:10):
Well, dude, after my birthday, I got a brush. I
got a towel that you just take on the green.
I got a towel from when I'm driving. I got
everything but a ball that I'm gonna need when I
hit the other one in the woods. So my family
got me enough stuff, like, I'm a pro dude.

Speaker 2 (16:26):
So you have a towel, a towel.

Speaker 1 (16:29):
There's a smaller towel apparently you just take onto the
green for your putter. There's a bigger towel for all
your other clubs. There's a brush to groove it. So yeah,
all that type stuff. There's a booklet, you know. John
Rom's got the Arizona State one in his gass. I
got one that says Sison Now that I'm gonna throw
in my ass. Dude, if you see me on the course,
I ain't Benson's the fourth of July. I'm gonna be

(16:50):
decked out in so much shit. I'm gonna look like gosh,
dang uh. Probably was Rickey Fowl a good one, Ricky Fowler. No,
somebody that's really good. Dustin Johnson, Yes, I Brooks. I'm
gonna look like Jason Day without vertigo.

Speaker 2 (17:06):
So you're gonna stay on your feet. So you have
all that, and then one of these days you're gonna
find a golf game.

Speaker 1 (17:13):
Dude. I'm gonna that's fine. Here we go, folks.

Speaker 2 (17:16):
Dude.

Speaker 1 (17:17):
The bad thing is, I'm gonna have all that crap
on it. I'm gonna be in the woods.

Speaker 2 (17:20):
Oh listen, you know when someone is bad at something
when they show up in all this gear. Like if
you ever, like go to a five k race, a
ten k race, whatever, and someone shows up and they
have a water belt and they have all this gear,
brand new gear, you can guarantee they suck it running.

Speaker 1 (17:41):
I totally agree with that on the running end of things.
And it also is with the golf end of things. Dude,
Me and Justin one day it was a it was
the course that you play up in the woods. Got
it you you can name it. I don't know it. Oh,
it's right. For the sake, I don't know the name
of the course, Brad, I don't have nough But me
and Justin randomly go to this. This guy's got a

(18:03):
push cart. He can sit on it. He's got the gloves,
the clubs, everything you could imagine, the sunglasses, the cap,
his little tea marker.

Speaker 2 (18:11):
Dude, he had it all.

Speaker 1 (18:12):
Me and Justin are kind of like puckered up a
little bit, like this is gonna be awkward if we
hit a couple in the woods with this dude. Dude,
he sucked ass. We crushed him the whole day, and
I mean he had all the fancy bells and whistles
and all the shiny clubs.

Speaker 2 (18:24):
That's what happens.

Speaker 1 (18:25):
But I mean he's gonna go back to his wife.
I mean she must think he's amazing because she gets
him all this shit every holiday. And then he going
on the course. Dude, he was hitting, he was chili dipping,
he was hitting the woods. He would have a drive
that would go one hundred yards. I mean you would
see the dude and think he was gonna be crushing.

Speaker 2 (18:42):
Yes, you show up to a road race, a little
five k, ten k, and someone walks up and they
got the shirt, glasses, headband, short, card packets, I mean
card packets. You're like, oh damn, this is a serious runner.
Deep down they're got off.

Speaker 1 (18:58):
What are you use saying?

Speaker 2 (18:59):
Bolt, If you're in a five k and you're wearing
a water belt, what is that two miles? Three miles?
Like there's water stations. You don't need it, Like you're
not going out on an ultra marathon. Leave it at home.

Speaker 1 (19:12):
This one's not overnight in the desert. You'll be fine.

Speaker 2 (19:16):
Exactly. Oh my gosh, But that was my day at
the Muni and I used the New Club.

Speaker 1 (19:20):
It was awesome. It was fun and executive. The guy
that uses the F word a lot. Yeah, with the
deep voice. He tells me that those engravings on the
back won't wear off, and I said, well, what happens
if I'm chili dipping or I'm at a rock quarry
trying to hit my ball out, then then wear off?

Speaker 2 (19:40):
Yeah, all right, we're gonna take a break, and when
we come back, there's already trouble with stephen A and
Shannon Sharp. We'll be right back, okay, Ray, I guess
Shannon Sharp is new to this first take or whenever.

(20:01):
I don't watch it, so I don't know.

Speaker 1 (20:03):
Yeah, he was with Skip.

Speaker 2 (20:05):
Oh he was on f S one. Now he's on ESPN.

Speaker 1 (20:07):
Is that what it was? Yeah, apparently they're sleeping around
a lot. People are getting dumped by ESPN, and why
not sleep with the girl next door? That's what seems
what happened. But Shannon Sharp messed up on the air,
dude and starts punching the desk.

Speaker 2 (20:20):
Love it. This is this is great. This is to
show you the real emotion, like how hard he is
trying to get it right?

Speaker 1 (20:27):
Hit it.

Speaker 4 (20:27):
I agree with everything you just say it, and he
needs to stay his ass off social media because here's
the thing.

Speaker 2 (20:32):
Skip Steve Stephen Right, it's all right, it's okay, it's
all right. Seven years bro, it's okay.

Speaker 1 (20:38):
Don't listen, No worry about the trop Steve.

Speaker 2 (20:42):
He funched the table.

Speaker 1 (20:44):
I got to hear I agree with that. Shannon Sharp
is talking to Steven a It actually calls him Skip
his old partner and then starts beating the ship out
of the desk everything.

Speaker 4 (20:56):
You just say it, and he needs to stay his
ass off social media because here's the things.

Speaker 2 (21:00):
Gip Steve, Steve Right, it's all right, It's okay, man,
it's all right. Seven years bro, it's okay. Don't listen,
don't worry about the trope, Steve. Don't break though.

Speaker 5 (21:09):
That's what I'm more workerned about.

Speaker 2 (21:12):
I mean, Eddie, that Ray, dang it, Ray, Ray.

Speaker 1 (21:16):
That was damn funny.

Speaker 2 (21:19):
God, that's when you're supposed to say five years lunch,
five years okay, I was gonna hear that.

Speaker 1 (21:26):
Yeah. So then, so this reminded me of a really
funny one from back in the day when Dan Marino
screwed up. I don't even know really what he screwed up,
but he starts punching the desk.

Speaker 2 (21:36):
Yes, when you played me the clip before, I'm like,
I don't I don't know what he messed up, but
he obviously in his head messed up what he was
trying to say, and he lets his frustration get it
live on TV.

Speaker 1 (21:45):
And yeah, it's like CBS. It was a major NFL
morning show.

Speaker 5 (21:48):
Yeah, Broncos because of Brian Greasy. He's the number one
rate good quarterback and the other guy.

Speaker 2 (21:53):
Reason why I talked to my man twelve Buckley last
week in Miami. He was on a bye week by
the way, playing golf. He that defense is blocked. He
sh out of the day like why, like what is so?

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Why is it so mad? Like what is so wrong
with what he said? I have no idea, but whatever
he said wasn't that bad.

Speaker 1 (22:21):
And it's funny because all the other guys at the
desk back.

Speaker 2 (22:23):
Up, they're all their faces are like what in the world.

Speaker 1 (22:27):
So that takes his back to our clip. Why we
say I'll do it live is all from Bill O'Reilly
freaking out fifteen years ago and start beating the hell
out of the teleprom This is great.

Speaker 5 (22:41):
That's tomorrow, and that is it for us today, and
we will leave you with a I can't do it,
We'll do it live.

Speaker 2 (22:49):
Okay, we'll do it live. Fuck it, do it live.
I can I'll write it and we'll do it live.
And thanks. Yeah, five four three.

Speaker 5 (23:05):
That's tomorrow, and that is it for us today. I'm Bill, O'Reilly,
thanks again for watching. We'll leave you with Sting and
a cut off his new album, take It Away.

Speaker 2 (23:15):
I mean, how he is able to go from so
pissed to so calm and do it live is amazing.

Speaker 1 (23:22):
It's pretty good.

Speaker 2 (23:24):
Like that is amazing. Ability to compartmentalize whatever he did.
But he's like, ah, love and thank you for watching,
and we'll see you next tomorrow. And we'll leave you
with a cut from Sting's new album.

Speaker 1 (23:39):
Hilarious because they do those things during commercial so that
he doesn't have to do it live. But the teleprompter
fed up, so then he had to do it live.

Speaker 2 (23:47):
Or he didn't like the way he was written. I
don't know, but it's hilarious to see people react that way.

Speaker 1 (23:53):
I will say reading the teleprompter. We rarely do it
on this show. Sometimes we have to with our scripts.
It's tough because don't you see with Bones on the
Big Show. He does it for localized videos. Yes, And
you've got to control the speed and so you don't
the speed of the telepromp drastic go exactly the speed
of the person reading.

Speaker 2 (24:12):
So that's what makes it tough. And I don't know.

Speaker 1 (24:15):
Mine would be one letter at a time.

Speaker 2 (24:17):
Mine would be I am Arnold, speed it up, going
to I have a great yeah whatever. But those are hilarious.
That's tough fast, I mean, it is when it has
to be weird when you do something for so long
to not call someone the wrong name. Yeah, you know
what I mean.

Speaker 1 (24:36):
I mean, right right, it's okay, it's okay, it's okay.
Five years, it's okay, so he said. Stephen A. Smith
is great in the clip too, because he plays counselor.

Speaker 2 (24:48):
It's okay, hey man, my brother, it's okay, seven years,
seven years.

Speaker 1 (24:54):
Do this chick behind you Meela Kunez or what's her.

Speaker 2 (24:56):
Name, Yeah, Mila kune No, that's not mel something Mina.

Speaker 1 (25:02):
That's what it is.

Speaker 2 (25:02):
Mila kuna is the one that's married to Ashton Kutcher.

Speaker 1 (25:05):
But yeah, freaking two million doing right now.

Speaker 2 (25:08):
Yeah, And she's pregnant.

Speaker 1 (25:09):
She's awesome. Though, she's great. She's really good. And they
brought on it used to be back in the day,
the Old Guard. They're sexist as hell. It was a
good old boys club. Dude, you gotta be a man
if you want to come on this channel. Dude. She's awesome.
Her stats are good, and she she can explain the
shit better than dudes can.

Speaker 2 (25:25):
She's funny, she's great, she's got a good sense of humor.
I like her. I do enjoy her.

Speaker 1 (25:29):
I'm tired of talking about other shows.

Speaker 2 (25:31):
Now. I am tired to talk about other shows, and
I'm going to talk about my soccer team. Dude. Last
last season, we didn't win a game, right, we sucked.
So new season and I'm like, all right, this is
a new season. It's gonna turn around. I don't know
what's going to turn around because we have the same
damn players that we did last season. But we're gonna
figure out how to turn this game around. So last

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night we take the field man, all right, messy, here
we go, Here we go, our go. He shows up late.
He's too busy chunking packages at ups.

Speaker 1 (26:03):
Hold on a second. So these are the people that
didn't show up. You didn't have enough women. You had
to forfeit or something.

Speaker 2 (26:09):
Yeah, but we had enough women last night, but our
goalie was late.

Speaker 1 (26:12):
Sufficient women were.

Speaker 2 (26:13):
Had ups ups keeping him late. And here's the thing.
He knew we had a six to fifteen game.

Speaker 1 (26:20):
Yeah, give him a tracking number.

Speaker 2 (26:21):
But why did he not take his stuff to the work?

Speaker 1 (26:25):
EHL bitch?

Speaker 2 (26:26):
He texts us. He goes, Hey, just leaving work, I'm
had to run by my house and get my gear.
I may be a little late. Yo, when you're going
to work in the morning, you know there's a six
to fifteen game. Why not take your gear in your car?

Speaker 1 (26:38):
Yeah? Why not go with FedEx?

Speaker 2 (26:42):
They can get it there overnight.

Speaker 1 (26:43):
What can Brown do for you? Huh?

Speaker 2 (26:46):
So he shows up ten minutes late, but luckily the
game started about seven minutes late, so only missed three
games three minutes of action. But I had to play
goalie and I'm in there, and I'm in there in
the three minutes i'm in there. You know how many
shots I blocked? Zero because they didn't get a shot
on goal while I was in there in the mini court. Yeah,
I mean we were playing great d but we are

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a defensive juggernaut.

Speaker 1 (27:08):
I really got to put a picture to this in
go one time.

Speaker 2 (27:12):
Yes, So then I sub out, you know, because he
comes in. All right? Cool? And then about seven minutes
into the game, Ah, we give up our first goal.
One nothing, all right cool. About three minutes later, two nothing,
five minutes later, three to nothing. Man, here we go.

Speaker 1 (27:32):
Was this when you were goaltending?

Speaker 2 (27:33):
No, I'm out of the goal now, but we've already
get We're gonna have three goals. And in my head,
what do I think? Well, looks like it's gonna be
just like last season. Yay. But then something happens. Matt
gets the ball, puts it to his left foot, winds
up to shoot, it slips, he's going down, but he
still makes contact and he puts it in the back

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of the net.

Speaker 1 (27:56):
Here we come.

Speaker 2 (27:57):
It's three to one.

Speaker 1 (27:58):
Man. Do we know this Matt character? New guy?

Speaker 2 (28:03):
Nah, he's been on the team for a while. He
took a couple of seasons off his wife had twins.
But he is back in the fold.

Speaker 1 (28:09):
So he's playing soccer with a grown men over being
with his children.

Speaker 2 (28:13):
Yes, same thing I'm doing. Then, with about four minutes
ago in the half, we're down three to one, right
and I get the ball at midfield. I trap it
with my left foot and I see the goalies cheating
back post, and I'm like, damn, I should rip it.

Speaker 1 (28:28):
That's when MESSI did MESSI ripped that ass.

Speaker 2 (28:30):
Yes, so I was like, I should rip this left footed. No, no, no,
just take a chime, take a touch to your right, rip. Go.

Speaker 1 (28:40):
You scored a goal.

Speaker 2 (28:41):
I scored a goal.

Speaker 1 (28:46):
Thrita two, dude, that's the first story that's included you
scoring a goal.

Speaker 2 (28:51):
Three to two. Going to the half, we are feeling good.
We had given up three goals, and all of a
sudden we found fire. Come out second half.

Speaker 1 (29:00):
What'd you give him? A coach prime speech?

Speaker 2 (29:02):
I did a halftime I was like, listen, guys, you
thought we were out. We gotta trust the process. This
is what we do. We got rid of that old
the old people, you guys are the old people are
the same damn team.

Speaker 1 (29:10):
But I'm bringing my luggage. Yeah, and it's Louis. I
stayed the night at the stadium last night. Did you
tell him that?

Speaker 2 (29:18):
Yes? I said, I want to be.

Speaker 1 (29:19):
You get empty and I came out here and it
was still empty.

Speaker 2 (29:22):
It was still empty guys. Besides, and look look at
all these No, there's no fans. It's still empty.

Speaker 1 (29:26):
Alright.

Speaker 2 (29:27):
Cool. So then second half, about eleven minutes into the
second half, a pass to Charlie backdoor and he buries it.
Three to three, three to three, three to three, And
with about nine minutes to go in the game, there's
a cross over Nicole hits it in gol.

Speaker 1 (29:51):
We're up four to three.

Speaker 2 (29:53):
We're up four to three. What in the world, what
a turnaround down three?

Speaker 1 (29:58):
This is actually shocking. When you said three zero, I
thought we were going down to losing route.

Speaker 2 (30:03):
When we were down three to nothing. The whole team,
you saw their heads down, You saw the looks on
their faces like, oh no, we suck again and no
ow now brown cow. Then we just we buckle down
on d and we close it out. Final score, four
to three. We got a victory. We got a victory.
Oh it feels good. It feels good to be getting

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the wind calm first time in a long time.

Speaker 1 (30:28):
Let's keep us schedule so we can follow along.

Speaker 2 (30:31):
We will.

Speaker 1 (30:31):
I'm fucking kidding.

Speaker 3 (30:32):
Oh, I really was like, really, okay, we put it

(30:57):
on the wall.

Speaker 1 (30:58):
Clayed Bucker, like, what is this I.

Speaker 2 (31:00):
Really was like, I'll print one out. I was thinking
in my head, like we can print it out and
we can put it right here, and.

Speaker 1 (31:09):
Damn man, just as shot clay Buck, I'm actually for it.

Speaker 2 (31:12):
So what you're saying is you're not interested. Okay, well
that is cool, and out of that, we're gonna take
a break because I mean, I was all excited about
my soccer talk, but I guess maybe you don't give a.

Speaker 1 (31:22):
Damn what was it that I said I needed to
talk about going to the Titans game, was going.

Speaker 2 (31:27):
To see football, fantasy football?

Speaker 1 (31:28):
And then locks?

Speaker 2 (31:31):
Yeah, oh yeah, what about locks? Has he got on town?

Speaker 1 (31:33):
No? We got locks?

Speaker 2 (31:34):
Oh yeah, we're gonna have locks. We got a lot
of time. We got time. We'll take a break. I mean,
I guess my soccer story is not interesting. We'll be
back after this. Go Lee, you got me, Dune, you
got me? Hello, Hello, We're back. Can I tell you something?

Speaker 1 (31:57):
Yeah? I don't know if they just heard the commercial,
but why I started out one of the podcasts ripping
on Colin Cowherd, And you know, one of the advertisements
we run is for Colin Cowherd's show Stop it. So
if it would have worked out like that, it would
have been Hey, guys, it's Colin Cowhard. Listen to me
on the herd every day from nine to noon. And
then I come on, you guys, know what's up with
Colin Cowhard? He sucks. Now if it would have.

Speaker 2 (32:18):
Run back to back, that's really funny.

Speaker 1 (32:20):
Yeah, that's on me.

Speaker 2 (32:21):
And can I say I'm a little sad because you
look at the football schedule this weekend for college there
is not one top twenty five matchup. It's that and God,
it's like USC doesn't play. It's kind of Colorado.

Speaker 1 (32:41):
The interesting team plays at Colorado State in their three
touchdown favorites.

Speaker 2 (32:44):
And right the only interesting game. I mean that, I
feel like it's interesting to watch, even Tennessee Florida, even
though I don't know if either one of them is good.
But that's the only, like, in my mind, intriguing matchup.

Speaker 1 (32:57):
That's what college football. It's really the atmosphere you're watching
college game day. I like college game day just about
as much as I like the games. Then the games
start and it's kind of a letdown. But you start,
you do your parlays, I mean parlays make it a
little bit more interesting.

Speaker 2 (33:11):
I get that, But I want I try to get
into college football like everybody's like, you don't know anything
about college football because here's the problem. There's no good games.
Like Oklahoma's playing Tulsa. Do I really want to watch
Oklahoma play Tulsa? Hell no, you know why because Tulsa sucks.

Speaker 1 (33:27):
Gabriel has a good game, maybe he's in the top
ten for AST.

Speaker 2 (33:30):
Alabama's playing South Florida. Do I really want to watch
Alabama go and just boat race South Florida? No, I
don't care.

Speaker 1 (33:38):
They lose to in a row. You do care? I
do care?

Speaker 2 (33:40):
Now, that's true. If it gets close, I'll turn it on.
But do I really think Spincer Rattler is gonna go
to Georgia and beat Georgia?

Speaker 1 (33:49):
Hell no?

Speaker 2 (33:50):
Hell no. Georgia is really good.

Speaker 1 (33:54):
Two time champion going for three and Spencer Ratler talk
about a dud of a first game when they played
North Carolina they got absolutely sodomized.

Speaker 2 (34:02):
They did. Yeah, So I mean I don't know. I
mean Texas plays Wyoming. Is that exciting? No, it's not exciting,
Like I'm giving you an angle. Even if you're a
Texas fan. Is it exciting to play that game.

Speaker 1 (34:14):
The thing to watch for in that quinn Ewers needs
four touchdowns. He gets that. I'd say he's almost a
front runner for Heisman. Their schedule is so easy. It's
a two horse race. Either Caleb Williams or quinn Ewers
is gonna win the Heisman. Caleb about four to one,
quinn Ewers nine to one in most What about your
penis Guy Pennix, No, he doesn't, No, he doesn't run,
he has no What about djlu He's not even top

(34:39):
he probably fIF What about Secure Sanders? Now, none of
the Colorado guys are gonna win stop Secure. They're gonna
lose four or five games. They got the U, they
got the big boys in the pack. But what Shakur Sanders. Dude,
he doesn't rush. He has minus forty rushing yards every game.

Speaker 2 (34:54):
But he has fu He had five touchdowns.

Speaker 1 (34:57):
I get that, and he has about four or five
hundred yards. But they're gonna have so many losses. There's
no way they can give it to him. The Hunter,
Henry Guy, Henry Hunter. They can give it to him.
But on defense, he really hasn't been that outstanding, and
he hasn't had a touchdown.

Speaker 2 (35:11):
The fact that he's out there playing both ways is amazing.

Speaker 1 (35:13):
You can't give it to a guy that just is
both ways. I mean, I got a guy neighbor that
goes both ways, you know what I'm saying. So I
broke that one down. I swear to God, it's the
Texas kid and it's Kayleb Williams going for a second
in a row.

Speaker 2 (35:28):
I mean, just look at these lines. Texas favored by
thirty all miss favored by eighteen, Michigan favored by a
forty and a half. Good God, Michigan, Washington favored by sixteen,
Ohio state favored by twenty nine, Iowa favored by twenty
eight and a half.

Speaker 1 (35:46):
I will tell you.

Speaker 2 (35:47):
I mean none of these got. Oklahoma favored by twenty
seven and a half.

Speaker 1 (35:53):
Game day is pretty interesting to watch with Pat McAfee. Honestly,
he adds a lot to that. And then FS one
has their big new kickoff. Dude, I know, Urban Meyer
gets a little handsy at a bar and we hate
the guy. He's great on TV, yeah, but.

Speaker 2 (36:06):
I hate him. I can't watch him, can't stand him.

Speaker 1 (36:09):
They do a lot of off the cuff stuff.

Speaker 2 (36:12):
Yeah, so what do you mean off the cuff? Just
doesn't seem planned, like his cuff like he cups and.

Speaker 1 (36:19):
We're grabbing ass on barstools. No, they'll do uh, they'll
throw the football around. It seems a little bit more active.
They're involving the fans a little bit.

Speaker 2 (36:27):
That's entertaining. But yes, I mean, if you're gonna get
anything done this weekend, you need to get it done
on Saturday. College football does not have a good slate
of games, so don't think you're missing anything. There's a
lot of huge favorites. Maybe there's gonna be an upset
in there. That's fine, but you gotta be ready for Sunday.
Sunday is the NFL. You don't want to miss Sunday,

(36:47):
at least that you know. Those are gonna be competitive
games and more fun. Unless unless you're a Michigan fan
and you like watching them play bowling green and win
by forty points. That's not entertaining.

Speaker 1 (36:57):
But aren't there style points? You kind of do. Gotta
win big, don't you. If you want to be in
that final round with the people in the room, they're
all reaching.

Speaker 2 (37:05):
I mean, yes, you want to be impressive and you
want your heisman numbers to look good, but I am
just saying, as a fan, when it gets to thirty
eight to nothing, I don't want to watch that. That's boring.

Speaker 1 (37:14):
But don't you still have to kind of cover that
if you want to impress the committee to be in
the final dance.

Speaker 2 (37:19):
I right, yes, But eventually a lot of these teams
are gonna lose. There's not going to be very many
that are undefeated, so they're going to weed each other out.

Speaker 1 (37:26):
So that's what I told Laura. I go Bazer. I said,
look at the line of the Tennessee game when they're
playing Austin Penis And I said, so their line is
forty eight. I said, that's what we have to watch for.
They really need to win by that or it's not impressive.
They won thirty to sixteen. It was kind of a
nail bier, and the committee said, f y'all. So they
dropped us two or three or one.

Speaker 2 (37:44):
Or the committee. It's like, I think this, I don't
even know if this is the media poll the coaches poll,
because the people haven't met yet. They they meet later
in the season. Got it, so don't worry about this.
Then the committee has nothing. These don't mean anything.

Speaker 1 (37:55):
But they keep it on track a little bit. There's
not gonna be major jumps.

Speaker 2 (37:58):
Correct, is someone at number twenty five is not going
to be number four. When the people get in the room,
be like, you know what, I think the media has
them way underrated. Let's move them up to four. Not
gonna happen.

Speaker 1 (38:08):
And also, then why does Justin go damn it? Ohio
State dropped four? It doesn't damn matter.

Speaker 2 (38:14):
It doesn't matter. All they have to do is win.
If Ohio State wins, they're gonna be right there because
they're gonna play in Michigan. They have they play Notre Dame.
They win those games, guess what they're gonna be in
the top four doesn't matter, and matter.

Speaker 1 (38:25):
They figured out their quarterback situation. They're going with the
lesser of two evils.

Speaker 2 (38:30):
Mccookom, mccookok quarter, mccukri quarter, whatever the hell's name is.

Speaker 1 (38:35):
They're going with him over Devin Brown. They got a
quarterback situation for sure.

Speaker 2 (38:39):
So you're saying their quarterback situations they both suck.

Speaker 1 (38:42):
Yes, that one. And then what about Bama. Bama's got
Ty Simpson, the backup in Milrow. I mean, do you
go with the other guy? I mean serious Alabama.

Speaker 2 (38:51):
Could it be that maybe Alabama's just not as talented
as they usually are everywhere.

Speaker 1 (38:55):
It's because the money spread everything out.

Speaker 2 (38:57):
Nil is a game changer. Maybe they don't have as
much money as Texas or Georgia or I don't know.

Speaker 1 (39:04):
We're not gonna know how good Texas is for the
rest of the season because their schedules dog crap.

Speaker 2 (39:09):
Well, they beat Alabama at Alabama. Listen, I don't care.
How Like, if they're a little bit less talented, Alabama
is still amazing. I mean, just think, when's the last
time Alabama Lostama two games in a season? Not in

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my lifetime, I can't remember it.

Speaker 1 (39:32):
I mean they did win.

Speaker 2 (39:33):
Probably, I mean I mean since Nick Sabans been there,
have they lost two games in a season. I'll bet
you that since Nick Saban's been there, they've never lost three.

Speaker 1 (39:41):
No, heck no, when they lost to Johnny Manziel, it
shocked the world.

Speaker 2 (39:45):
Shocked the world.

Speaker 1 (39:45):
I didn't think Alabama could lose.

Speaker 2 (39:47):
That's what I'm saying. So they may be not as talented,
they may not be as good this year, but they're
still amazing.

Speaker 1 (39:54):
And they're always pumping out NFL guys because it's almost
he Nick Sabans got recruit guys that just go to
the NFL. Calipari just recruits NBA guys that go to
the NBA. They don't even stop in college, Like who
cares about?

Speaker 2 (40:07):
I mean the difference is, here's the difference. Calipari gets
them from one year and they don't really win. Saban
gets them for three years and they freaking win.

Speaker 1 (40:14):
Yeah, they win. PARTI does barely get them. They always
get knocked out in the Elite eight, Elite eights. We
make it through the round round to the round one.
I mean their game this year against freaking who is
the team up? It was at upper setter.

Speaker 2 (40:29):
No, no, it was eight nine. They were against Florida Atlantic.
That was one of the best games of the tournament. Damn,
that was a good game. Win's March Madness again. I
thought you're gonna punch the table.

Speaker 1 (40:37):
Damn.

Speaker 2 (40:37):
That was a good Damn that was a good game.
Win Win's March Madness again. Because I'm ready for it.

Speaker 1 (40:43):
Don't know, man, I gapped it.

Speaker 2 (40:45):
It's probably March. Yeah, yeah, all right, you want to
talk NFL. You want to talk No, no, because you want
to talk about Titans.

Speaker 1 (40:51):
You're going Titans, knowing Titans. We got the tickets gifted
to us from Nick and Kiki. Okay, and they did
it about a month ago, so we've been preparing for this.
He get excited. We're gonna do some tailgating before and
it's all.

Speaker 2 (41:04):
In a tailgate spot. You have it reserved.

Speaker 1 (41:05):
I'm pretty sure they're gonna pull up a dule and
then we got a whole case of beer.

Speaker 2 (41:09):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (41:09):
I do a strict cutoff though, which is usually around
two o'clock. No no alcohol after the halftime.

Speaker 2 (41:16):
Oh, I thought you Okay, I got you, dude.

Speaker 1 (41:18):
One time, I was with Amy's husband x husband at
the time. Me and him were doing fireball shots before
the game. We go to the game, we're doing beers
and I go, hey, dude, just fy Amanda man. I
cut off at the halftime so that I'm good for
work in the morning. I don't want to be all
hung over. I said, so nothing after halftime, dude. There
was like five seconds left in the first half. He
goes up to the beer person. It was the guy

(41:39):
I get your marry at the vendor. He gets the
beer and I mean it's about halftime. Four seconds three
two he's at the vendor, throws it to me and
I catch it with one second left and he goes,
dude in your hand before halftime, got a drink it.

Speaker 2 (41:55):
Down, that's coming through it.

Speaker 1 (41:57):
It was pretty pimp I had.

Speaker 2 (42:00):
That's a bro that is that's legendary. That is great.

Speaker 1 (42:04):
He was going against the clock, as was the team
on the field.

Speaker 2 (42:07):
I love the fact that he went into the two
minute offense, you know what I mean, Like he knew
not to spike it. He knew how much time was
on the clock. He saw it, and he knew that
you were on the sideline and you would get out
of bounds with one second left on the clock. And
he threw a perfect glass.

Speaker 1 (42:21):
Dude, if he would have dacked it, he would have
tripped over somebody in the road.

Speaker 2 (42:24):
I mean, if that was Josh Allen, he would have
hit someone in the head or or he would have
tried to grab it and he'd have fumbled it down
the stairs.

Speaker 1 (42:32):
He rogers it up his leg. Oh damn, too soon,
too soon soon.

Speaker 2 (42:39):
But he will rise again. Did you see that? He
posts on his Instagram I shall rise again.

Speaker 1 (42:43):
I mean I post drunk stuff all the time on Instagram.

Speaker 2 (42:48):
I mean, but he's acting like he is some heroic figure.
I will rise again, Like, Bro, you just did your Achille.
He's like, I know you're gonna get up in the morning.
You're gonna rise again. Yeah, because you got to get
out of bed.

Speaker 1 (42:59):
He did have busy offseason. There were two. There were
two plot lines that were fascinating, Dion Sanders Prime with
Colorado Yes and Aaron Rodgers. And we got one of them.

Speaker 2 (43:09):
We got four, We got four snaps of one and
Prime is just it's taking over America, right.

Speaker 1 (43:15):
But yeah, we did get shorted on that one man.

Speaker 2 (43:17):
So what are you wearing to the Titans game? Are
you wearing jersey? What are you doing?

Speaker 1 (43:20):
Dude? I can't wear the Sisson jersey that the sore
Losers Nation got me because it's cursed, not cursed. But
I don't think they've won a game since I've wore
the damn thing. So I either want to throw it
off my balcony, throw it off the pedestrium.

Speaker 2 (43:35):
You could wear your Overton jersey.

Speaker 1 (43:37):
I want to get a brick, put it in it,
throw it off the Cumberland Bridge into the Cumberland and
sink the bitch. So I just never have to be
around it again. It's never one, dude. I had to
take it off at halftime. The Titans looked so much
like ass and it was still near me. I guess
that's why they lost. But I've got a T shirt
I can wear. I got a Mariota, I got an Overton.

Speaker 2 (43:57):
That's why I say, is Mariota in the league.

Speaker 1 (43:59):
I don't know. We had the Quarterback Show and he
didn't even make it onto the season.

Speaker 2 (44:04):
I don't know if Mariota's in the league. I have
no idea if he plays for anybody.

Speaker 1 (44:07):
The producer's got to be like, man, we kind of
missed on the Mariota and that one was depressing to watch.
And they didn't even make a team.

Speaker 2 (44:13):
Oh he's on the Eagles. Okay, Mariota's on the Eagles.
Didn't know that.

Speaker 1 (44:17):
But yeah, so game time Me Bazer, our friends. And
it's also the Tutsi's Bash. What is that like a
birthday bash? Tutsi's the most popular bar in Nashville. It
has been around for thirty years, dude. So that's going
on Broadway for free? Oh, I mean it's like big artists.
They have that one, dude. Oliver Anthony guy.

Speaker 2 (44:36):
Never heard of him, Shane, what the world's got him too?
For people like me.

Speaker 1 (44:43):
People like you, that's all I can play. But you've
never heard of that?

Speaker 2 (44:47):
Never heard of that.

Speaker 1 (44:47):
Oh he's like the biggest redneck right now on the planet.

Speaker 2 (44:50):
Do you understand that? If it's music, I probably haven't
heard of it.

Speaker 1 (44:53):
Oh well, anyways, he's They said he's worth millions now
to book a gig or whatever, and they randomly booked
him at Toutsy's free bash on Broadway. So you're going, well,
I mean, that's the thing. It's called temptations. So you
got the game, don't. That's probably later at night. I
gotta cut out. I can't. You can't roll all night.
And then you miss We got YouTube TV. If you're

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watching a game in person, what we've already agreed to
this and know this very well. You miss out on
all the games. It's a well known fact.

Speaker 2 (45:21):
But it's still your team, and so it's fun.

Speaker 1 (45:23):
Well, dude, if we don't win this one, I mean
we sold. We start out oh and two and Jags
are damned. This is a deep tease or early tease.
Jags are gonna probably beat Kansas City and they're gonna
be two and oh. If we're oh and two, we're aft.
I mean, we actolutely sold and we're two weeks in.
It ain't good.

Speaker 2 (45:42):
Take a drink and we'll take a break. So what
do you fantasy football? What?

Speaker 1 (45:52):
What? What?

Speaker 2 (45:52):
What are you talking about? You said you wanted to
share some wisdom.

Speaker 1 (45:55):
It was fascinating because everybody tried for Puka. Everybody who
did he play college for? Was he the dope guy
at Kansas?

Speaker 2 (46:05):
Uh? No? Maybe what? I don't know. What's his name? Pooka?
He played at Utah, so Puoka.

Speaker 1 (46:13):
Everybody wanted Puka because he had ten targets, ten receptions,
one hundred and twenty yards, So everybody went after him.
If you're in a fansy league, with your people at work,
with your butt drinking buddies, or with your wife and kids.

Speaker 2 (46:25):
Every person he played at Washington and BYU.

Speaker 1 (46:29):
Got Pooka because he was just that explosive. So I
missed on him. But dude, I wake up at midnight
or one. Nobody got Gus Edwards. JK. Dobbins is out
the writer JK. Robbins, JK. Dobbins. What's his damn name? Dobbins?
Dobbins he's out. Gus Edwards is gonna get all kinds

(46:51):
of carries he's stealing. He's vulturing those carries from him.
Gonna have to Why would people not get Gus Edwards?
He was just sitting there, so I just grabbed him
and put him on my team. Nobody wants some Are
we in the worst fantasy league of all time? I mean,
I mean, dude, why would Gus Edwards be chilling on
the fantasy wire when he's a stud running back. He's
gonna get twenty carries?

Speaker 2 (47:12):
Yeah he I mean, I don't know why no one
wanted him. I don't know. Let me see if.

Speaker 1 (47:15):
Anybody he got damn ten with Dobbins.

Speaker 2 (47:18):
Let me see anybody picked him up in my league?
Everybody did.

Speaker 1 (47:20):
I checked it. Every league picked up Dobbins.

Speaker 2 (47:22):
Oh no, they got rid of Dobbins. Oh oh, someone
acchoired Jamison Williams.

Speaker 1 (47:29):
Another good acquisition was two two dude for the Rams.

Speaker 2 (47:32):
He's with Pucko.

Speaker 1 (47:33):
Yeah at well, yeah, we got we got two two
and we got Gus Edwards. I just felt like that
was topical, because it doesn't matter what fantasy you're in.
Everybody was trying basically after those three guys.

Speaker 2 (47:45):
Yeah, Martisse Crawford in my division, got Gus Edwards, Hunter
Henry was picked up, Jordan Love the bean Rolls. They
picked up Chase Claypool. I'm not sure why, because Claypool
is gone awful, He's sold, He's terrible. I don't understand,
like why the Bears traded a second round pick for

(48:07):
this guy that has fourteen receptions since we got him
last year. They may binge him this week because he
outside trying to block last game. Hedn't even try. He
didn't even give a damn he uh, hedn't even try
to block.

Speaker 1 (48:19):
And also, you gotta unload the Jets guys, Conklin, Lizard,
all of them. Get rid of him. Now there's no.

Speaker 2 (48:25):
Rogers, I mean, Zach Wilson.

Speaker 1 (48:27):
Dude, banger ain't gonna be throwing them.

Speaker 2 (48:30):
Let me see who's on my team. Oh, Garrett Wilson.
That's right, because I thought Aaron Rodgers to Garrett Wilson
was going to be deadly this year.

Speaker 1 (48:35):
Please tell me that was a Was that his first
or second round pick?

Speaker 2 (48:39):
Let me you want me to check? Yeah, how do
I know it's a draft? I'm going to just talking
out loud. The whole season.

Speaker 1 (48:45):
I don't know if you guys do this in yours,
but I click on draft because I'm like, oh, is
that a good Did I draft him? Good?

Speaker 2 (48:50):
Was he good? Oh?

Speaker 1 (48:50):
Did somebody get a good guy ahead of me? I
don't know. I follow that crap.

Speaker 2 (48:53):
Low. Garrett Wilson for me was a third round pick.

Speaker 1 (48:56):
Okay, if it was second, that hurts.

Speaker 2 (48:58):
No, it was uh, it went my Caffrey, Joe Mixon,
Garrett Wilson.

Speaker 1 (49:03):
Mixon had to have sucked first game.

Speaker 2 (49:05):
Oh yeah, he didn't do much. Let me see what
he did. He got me, oh, thirteen fifty six yards
and three catches for seventeen yards.

Speaker 1 (49:13):
So not as bad as I thought. So it's still
not good. First week we won by one hundred. Me
and Boomer absolutely sodomized. Well, there's going to be more
buggery this week because Kenneth Gainwell is out and so
we have DeAndre Swift. He's gonna get a ton more carries.

Speaker 2 (49:27):
Which is good. He did, He got a lot of carries.

Speaker 1 (49:29):
Yes, so he will, No, he will? He did, he did?
Y Yeah, he did a great game.

Speaker 2 (49:35):
Great game.

Speaker 1 (49:36):
So so then we're playing against Aaron Jones. I mean
he's most likely going to be out. I think he
has an achilles issue, just like Rogers. Something in the water, honestly.

Speaker 2 (49:46):
Yeah, I mean something about those Green Bay Packers.

Speaker 1 (49:48):
Dude, if Aaron let me say this, If Aaron Jones
is out, We're gonna win again by one hundred. This
might be the easiest league I've ever been in my
entire life. They won't even be close because the thing
with gain Well and DeAndre Swift and then Jones on.

Speaker 2 (50:02):
Top of that. Yeah, I mean, dude, you're set up
for success. Let me see. Let me look at where's Ray?
What is your team name? Susan Sitson? Got him mighty?
If I could find this citizen there it is. Oh,
you are playing bleep That coach Deshaun versus tua et
Ten versus Eckler, Pollard versus Jones, White versus Swift, Judy

(50:27):
versus Jefferson. He wins that Deontay Johnson probably not gonna play,
so they'll have to put someone else in. Terry McLaren,
you got Oh, you got Wattle Am Pittman. Dude, your
team's good. Hey you hey, you might go undefeated.

Speaker 1 (50:40):
Hey we got Kamara chilling in the wings.

Speaker 2 (50:44):
Damn he's white. You got Camara in the wings, and
you got Gus Edwards.

Speaker 1 (50:51):
Well, I mean he was a waiver guy. Bro, you
might go infeed, I'm tough. I want to be the
one that call it now. I haven't made We've actually
made good future call. But my best future call is
that I'm gonna go undefeated in this league. Uh, if
we if we want to refresh. We told you guys,
Damn Orioles Oriols are going to win it. Rangers, maybe not.

Speaker 2 (51:10):
So we told you the Aces. We told you the
Aces are going to win it. Liberty right there, the
Liberty all of a sudden are whooping their ass when
they play them.

Speaker 1 (51:18):
Two nights ago, the Aces won by seventy.

Speaker 2 (51:20):
But they didn't play the Liberty.

Speaker 1 (51:22):
I don't care. Balling out of her girl.

Speaker 2 (51:24):
But what's her name?

Speaker 1 (51:25):
Is Hurt? She is her h the girl for As Edwards,
Ace Girl, the Brandon Stewart girl from Balls. Candace Parker,
Candas Parker. No, yes, it's Candis Parker. No, yes, it's
Candos Parker.

Speaker 2 (51:39):
Still playing.

Speaker 1 (51:40):
She's in every damn commercial, but she's not in a game.
We'll figure that one out.

Speaker 2 (51:44):
Candace Parker.

Speaker 1 (51:46):
Instead of investing in ad dollars. Why don't you invest
in a physical therapist that can get you back on
the court.

Speaker 2 (51:52):
Yeah, she's the.

Speaker 1 (51:55):
One why they're not as great as they were month one,
month two?

Speaker 2 (51:58):
Okay, is that why she's the one that got hurt?

Speaker 1 (52:00):
Guy? And what else? What else was another future prediction?
So the only one that isn't amazing as the Rangers.
I believe the Astros are gonna win that.

Speaker 2 (52:07):
But how no, no, Schurezer out. I mean, you want
to talk about devastating. If you're a Rangers fan, you're like,
it's sort of like if you're in the Rangers clubhouse,
it's like losing Rogers. You have all this emotion, like
damn our GM went for it, went and traded for
Surezer because we're trying to get the ship and he's out. Yeah,

(52:30):
what a blow. Like all you Rangers fans, I feel
sorry for you.

Speaker 1 (52:34):
These injuries can happen if you've got a woman that's healthy.
Healthy is an ox. It's a good damn woman because
guess what, she ain't injured. Fifty percent of the NFL
MLB's injured right now.

Speaker 2 (52:46):
I mean it's amazing. After Week one of the NFL,
how many are questionable, hurt, questionable, doubtful, questionable, questionable, questionable,
rib injury, toe injury, foot injury, back injury, butt injury.
Like good comp.

Speaker 1 (52:57):
If you show up to work and you feel fine,
you're doing good. How are you for work? I'm good,
I'm probable, bitch. I mean, look at anybody on TV.
They're all injured, all injured, and the other one we called.
Let's be real, we told you, guys, We've told you.
Blake Snell for Cy Young and there's nobody stopping him.
Zach Gallon fell off, Strider is kind of hanging. There's

(53:20):
some guy for the Cubs, Talon Steel. I don't know
his damn name.

Speaker 2 (53:23):
He's close steal man, justin Steel.

Speaker 1 (53:27):
Blake Damn Snell was minus three or was plus three
fifty when we told you, and now he's minus three fifty.
That's a seven hundred movie. Really and you heard that
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Speaker 2 (53:50):
Firm cot Ocuma is minus seven hundred for the MVP
uh In l Wow Blake Snell minus three fifty. That's crazy.

Speaker 1 (54:00):
Didn't believe me.

Speaker 2 (54:01):
No, I'm just looking to see how I mean Steele's
plus two hundred.

Speaker 1 (54:05):
Hey, are we doing our locks or what? Yeah, let's
do locks. Man, it's an RNFL or college.

Speaker 2 (54:09):
Anything you want, bro, I got my NFL one. Okay,
you ready for it? I'm ready.

Speaker 1 (54:17):
I don't know if you guys watched that Jaguars Indianapolis Colts.
It was honestly in the quadrant. But I couldn't watch
the Titans game at the same time. It was all
fucked up, honestly, So what I saw of the game,
the Colts just got lucky and got an interception touchdown.
I believe. Otherwise they were terrible. The Jags have got
a prolific offense. Hear me out, and hear me strong,

(54:39):
and hear me loud and clear. The Jags get three
and a half against the Chiefs. I don't know if
you guys followed the last game, but the Chiefs didn't
look great. I didn't actually even watch it. I believe
I was sleeping. But they didn't win, damn it. Okay,
and they lost to a team from Detroit. And you
know what goes on in Detroit. This is what goes

(55:01):
on in Detroit. Oh, this is what goes on in Detroit. Okay,
all right, Bob, So you're gonna take the Jags plus
three and a half and you're gonna lock it up
and put it in the quadrant. Pay a little bit
of attention to it, pay more attention to your white claw,
your mickey, are your bud light. But you basically don't

(55:23):
even gotta watch that game. Jags plus three and a
half take you to the bank. Lock it up?

Speaker 2 (55:31):
Okay, I worry, I'm not messing with Andy Reid. Travis
Kelce coming back, Andy Reid extra rest ten days to
get ready for the Jags.

Speaker 1 (55:39):
Kelsey's bagging Swift.

Speaker 2 (55:42):
Dude, that's bad news for the That is bad news,
really bad, really bad news for the Chiefs in their
whole season. Like, if you're a Chiefs fan, you want
Travis Kelce far as far away from Taylor Swift as
you can get him.

Speaker 1 (55:55):
Somebody, get him a prostitute.

Speaker 2 (55:57):
Like get him anything like that is just a disaster
way to happen, because.

Speaker 1 (56:01):
What she writes songs about you and she just puts
her claws.

Speaker 2 (56:04):
Or no, I mean, just the drama that are around
Taylor Swift. I feel like is bad for everything.

Speaker 1 (56:10):
What do you think she's gonna do humping and dumping?

Speaker 2 (56:13):
Well, I don't care about humping and dumping. I'm just
saying the media attention that you have to go see
meeting secret. You can't like go out in public. You
have to all fly over here to see Taylor. It
just seems like it's a very big distraction to be
dating Taylor Swift.

Speaker 1 (56:27):
He should just.

Speaker 4 (56:28):
Take her to Bubbs Bob's Barbecue. We'd love to see
Travis and old Taylor come by. Come on, get some means,
get some meat. We'll mix them together. Y'all are good
payer until it's game day. Then you guys keep away
from each other. Bob's Barbecue home of Kelsey and Taylor.
Pretty soon love those two. We got your candle table
already for you guys.

Speaker 2 (56:47):
Okay, Bobs, good work, Bubbs. Now I'm gonna tell you
who's gonna the Bills. The Bills are pissed off. The
Bills are mad they should have beat the Jets. They're upset.
Josh Allen played terrible. Josh Allen is gonna come out
and play great. That defense is great. The Raiders traveling
three time zones. I guess I don't know if Vegas

(57:09):
is what times on Western West Coast? Pacific, Yeah, Pacific,
going all all the way to Buffalo. Listen, I like
Jimmy G. Jimmy G is a winner. Josh Allen is
gonna come out on fire. They're gonna run the ball,
They're gonna throw the ball. The Raiders aren't gonna be
able to do anything. The Bills defense is legit. I

(57:31):
cannot believe I'm gonna take this many points. The Bills
minus eight and a half at home, you can take
it to the bank. Then another one that I don't
think they're as bad as they played, and that's the
Seattle Seahawks. They're on the road in Detroit, and everybody's
in love with Detroit because they beat Kansas City. They've

(57:52):
had ten days to get ready for this game.

Speaker 1 (57:54):
They've had ten.

Speaker 2 (57:57):
Gunshot salute. But you've got understand the emotional letdown has
to be there after you just beat the Kansas City Chiefs.
Maybe you're not as dialed in. Seahawks are desperate. They
got embarrassed at home. Now they go on the road.
I'm gonna take the Seahawks plus five and a half
at Detroit, take it to the bank. Call that seaport,

(58:20):
and then the one I don't understand. There's two that
I'm The Green Bay Packers are on the road for
the second week in a row. Jordan Love looked awesome.
He looked so good, so comfortable. The Atlanta Falcons, I
don't know. They can't move the ball. They run the ball,
but they can't throw the ball. Desmond Ritter is trash.

(58:40):
If you have Kyle Pitts or Drake London on your
fantasy team, sucks to be you because they don't throw
the ball. Maybe they didn't throw it because they didn't
need to. But I don't see how the Packers defense
defense is legit. I worry about if Aaron Jones is out,
but I'm taking the Packers plus one on the road.
At the Falcons, take it to the bank.

Speaker 1 (59:02):
Did you say something about Christian Watson.

Speaker 2 (59:04):
I don't know if he's playing either.

Speaker 1 (59:06):
Well, I'm the only damn person that didn't know about
this guy. Apparently he's real good.

Speaker 2 (59:09):
He's really good.

Speaker 1 (59:10):
Somebody in the other room said Watson, and I said, oh,
Deshaun Watson. They said, no, Christian watching Watson dumbass.

Speaker 2 (59:18):
And in the game of the weekend, the Colts go
to the Texans.

Speaker 1 (59:24):
That's gonna be garbage.

Speaker 2 (59:25):
Anthony Richardson against C. J. Stroud. It's a must watch.
I don't know who's gonna win. I mean, the Colts
looked better in week one to me, but I'm not
picking that game. But that's the game of the weekend.

Speaker 1 (59:36):
But that doesn't even make the quadrant. If they let
me watch sixteen games, I wouldn't even include that one
in the deca quad octagon.

Speaker 2 (59:43):
You'd rather watch Huddo versus Anderson.

Speaker 1 (59:45):
Dude, come on, alright, what was I gonna say? I
don't know football, NFL, MLB, girls, life, football, betting, gambling, winning. Oh,
Baser hit another parlay, that's legit. I will oh.

Speaker 2 (01:00:01):
And I had a quote by Justin's Okay, let me
hear the quote.

Speaker 1 (01:00:03):
From Justin Baser. I wake up in the morning. I
went to bed last night at six. I wake up too,
not that I wake up to this from Baser. And
it's a five team baseball parlay for fifteen dollars. She
hit for two hundred and twenty one dollars. In the
past three days, Baser has cleared five hundred dollars.

Speaker 2 (01:00:26):
That's what I'm talking about without my assistance. That's there's
a reason that she's winning. I'm gonna step far, far
away and let her continue this.

Speaker 1 (01:00:35):
Heater No, she uh text me some other stuff I
can't talk about. It's pictures of my cat.

Speaker 2 (01:00:43):
Yeah, I'm sure her cat. And then justin.

Speaker 1 (01:00:49):
He said mel Tucker for Coach of the year.

Speaker 2 (01:00:52):
Okay, no, no.

Speaker 1 (01:00:54):
No, come no comeback. Coach of the year if he's
proven innocent.

Speaker 2 (01:00:59):
If he's proven a yeah, okay, all right.

Speaker 1 (01:01:02):
And then he said Farris State is number one, GVSU
is number seven. Who the fuck is he talking about.
I think he's talking about Division three foot.

Speaker 2 (01:01:13):
I mean he must be Grand Valley State University. That's
what he's talking about. I mean, I'm just going off
the initials.

Speaker 1 (01:01:19):
He said. GVSU is my alma mater. I major did
the skid flute there?

Speaker 2 (01:01:25):
Okay, Oh my god, Oh my god. And I'm.

Speaker 1 (01:01:39):
It's shit.

Speaker 2 (01:01:39):
He texts me, dude, hey, oh my god, we're gonna
leave you with an email.

Speaker 1 (01:01:44):
Okay, I got it.

Speaker 2 (01:01:45):
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(01:02:05):
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next round, you have to finish the one mile loop
in twenty minutes. The winner is whoever is the last
person standing. It lasts as many rounds as it takes
for just one person to stay in the race. I
have not watched it, but I will. I'm looking forward
to it. Peace Steven Bega. All Right, So if you

(01:02:27):
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Amazon Prime.

Speaker 1 (01:02:30):
Lunch competed in it. He won that shit.

Speaker 2 (01:02:33):
No no, no, I did not compete in it. All right,
have a good weekend.

Speaker 1 (01:02:39):
Monday's gonna be hungover. There's no way I'm going to
a four to nine am tailgate and not going to
feel like ass on Monday.

Speaker 2 (01:02:46):
That's okay, that's okay.

Speaker 1 (01:02:48):
Well, I be happy though, because the Titans won that
Chargers bunch. Dude, Eckler maybe out those.

Speaker 2 (01:02:54):
Yeah, Eckler, maybe. I don't know. The Chargers are a
team that I can't trust. I always think they're going
to be so amazing.

Speaker 1 (01:03:00):
But the Titans looked so bad and we need a
win so bad.

Speaker 2 (01:03:05):
And what happened. Here's the thing with Rabel.

Speaker 1 (01:03:07):
And I need an Adville so bad.

Speaker 2 (01:03:09):
When you count Rabel out, when you think, oh, there's
no way they're gonna win, Like Derrick Henry's out, they're
not gonna beat the Rams, and they beat the Rams.

Speaker 1 (01:03:15):
It's like what how wait, Dereck Henry's out?

Speaker 2 (01:03:17):
No, but I'm talking about a couple of years ago
when he got hurt.

Speaker 1 (01:03:20):
Hypothetical.

Speaker 2 (01:03:20):
No, he got hurt.

Speaker 1 (01:03:21):
He teared the shit out of him.

Speaker 2 (01:03:23):
Okay, all right, we gotta go. I'm out of here.
Hey what did Stephen? I say?

Speaker 1 (01:03:32):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:03:33):
Hit it? Oh all right, no, stupid brother, brother, It's okay,
It's okay man. Seven years man, And people, I'm gonna
pay you for being highest scorer of the week. You
don't have to hit me up immediately, like how come
I didn't get paid yet?

Speaker 1 (01:03:48):
Relax? If you need the twenty dollars that bad, go
to Tennessee dot gov and apply for unemployment.

Speaker 2 (01:03:54):
I mean, I'm getting it to you. I am I
try to say I'm gonna do it on a certain day,
but then I have three kids and a nagging, I mean,
an amazing wife, so I can't. I don't get to
it every time, but you'll get it before the games
this weekend.

Speaker 1 (01:04:07):
But don't try to collect unemployment while you're currently working,
because then there's a court of appeals.

Speaker 2 (01:04:12):
It's a whole ordeal.

Speaker 1 (01:04:13):
Yeah, I heard from a friend.