April 22, 2024 • 50 mins
Lunchbox had a run in with a member of Sore Losers Nation which made him realize how big the world is but at the same time how it's so small. When you think something is a can't miss bet you might want to think again so you don't end up like LeSean McCoy after this weekend. The Sore Losers also shares what almost cost him his marriage this weekend and it was all his wife's fault.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
No, but don't worry. It'll get hot halfway through the podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Maybe it's freezing, dude. My toes are freezing, my fingers
are freezing.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
But that's what y'all do you deal with during the
big show.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Yeah, but I mean I've been walking around the building
trying to warm up and it ain't working. So let's
just go. Mic. Sounds weird, No, it doesn't. Sounds great, yeah, Yo,
sounds absolutely perfect. Yo. Yo.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
Check out my melody. I want to live goods or shit?
I sell dough full full finger? What some rap song?
I can't put my finger?
Speaker 2 (00:34):
I didn't think it was a country song.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
Dude. Look at Ant. He's been flying around for about
two straight days on the highlight reel.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
I haven't even seen a single highlight. They crushed him.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
Yeah, I said that series ain't gonna matter. I mean
that one kind of matters.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
Yeah. I think the nuggets look pretty good too, though.
Look at Ant, he just stole his that ant Yeah
he said that, give me that ray.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
He's on ozempic. He looks like he lost some weight woo, And.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
I didn't ever know he was overweight.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
That's my new thing.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
Anything anybody you see either on ozempic.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
Like not ozempic, but just they lost weight. Everybody's losing weight, now, dude.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
Are they or is that just your new thing?
Speaker 1 (01:19):
No? All the stars they got, Uh the Osborne shit
came out and said, I'm not taking ozempic.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
She lost like eighty five pounds.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
Then you have Scott Dissick. He was on ozempic and
now he's trying to level out. Who is another? Uh,
Jessica Simpson on ozempic. She was starting to get the
Ozmpic face. It's just a thing right now.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
I did see that Scott Disick was getting treatment for
ozempic or I don't know if you get treatment for
I don't know, but I saw the Scott's dissic and
I did see that. Kelly Osborne said not me, So
all right.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
We're gonna do it live guys. Arnold had off. I
guess Ava had their rooftop open. He was doing bottomless.
On Sunday, he got pretty slip face with Abby ended
up on her floor. She slept in the bed, she
woke up, came to the big show. He stayed at home.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
It's amazing how she can make it into work but
he can't.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
I mean well because he'll keep drinking, so she'll go
to Bedford, the big show, and then he stays up
with a twelver and finds the bottom of the bottle.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Yeah, different priorities.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
Yeah, different strokes, different folks. Got it all right, We're
gonna do it live. We Oh the what?
Speaker 2 (02:23):
Two?
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Three sore losers? What up?
Speaker 2 (02:27):
Everybody? I am lunchbox. I know the most about sports,
so I'll give you the sports facts, my sports opinions,
because I'm pretty much a sports.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
Genius, y'all. It says it. I'm from the North. I'm
in Alpha Male. I live on the north side of
Nashville with Bayser, my wife. White picket fence, farmland, country land.
It's gonna be nice here in the farm and also
in Nashville. It's gotta be time for some golf. You
and me need to start gearing up for the rematch.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
I mean, is it ever gonna be nice for golf?
Because this morning of his thirty eight degrees? But I mean,
I understand an afternoon round. I can play anytime. I
will give you ten strokes and it won't matter.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
Ten would make it pretty damn close.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
I don't think so.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Justin and me the most we gave was four, you know,
during our cockier days, because I was playing more he wasn't,
so you gave him four. Yeah, it goes back and
forth because we'll both get really cocky. We're all play
for a month straight, and then I'll say, hey, dude,
I'm gonna have to give you four for it even
be close. And then he'll go play in Boston for
one weekend in a row when he lived there, and
he'll go, hey, man, I'm gonna have to give you
four to keep it even.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
Right. Let me tell you I was. I went for
a run yesterday morning, Sunday morning. I was like, you
know what, woke up? It's kind of chilly, it was, and.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
I wasn't up early. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
Ah, well, I was up early. I got kids and
I was up and it was like eight am and
it was like forty degrees outside, and I said, I
need to go get a run in. So I put
on my gear and I take off running. I run
the first mile, run the second mile, and I passed
some people that are out walking and doing their thing,
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enjoying nature. And about a little over two miles, I
hit that spot and say, all right, time to turn
around and come back. And I'm about two and a
half miles into my run, and I'm running and there's
two women, big boobs, hangars, and a man walking towards me.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
Whoa and Apple.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
The man is in the middle and he has a
woman on each side of him. And as I'm getting closer,
I'm like, that looks like a sowred loser's podcast hat.
That looks like someone wear a sore loser's freaking hat.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Ray, we're actually still popular.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
And I said, I mean, he must have found that
at the goodwill. And I ran right on by and
I got about twenty yards away, and the lady turns
around goes, let's go lunch by.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
Who was it?
Speaker 2 (04:56):
And the guy turns around goes, is that really you look?
I got the sore losers at U.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Who was it?
Speaker 2 (05:05):
And that's when I turned around and jogged back to them. Right.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
I didn't catch their name, had.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
A little chat with them. We took a picture.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
Where's the pick?
Speaker 2 (05:15):
It was on there? I didn't have a phone.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
Our social media presence isn't what it used to be
with ediot nonexistent.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
I'm hoping they're gonna put it up on the Facebook
page Sore Losers podcast on Facebook or email us.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
But here's the crazy part is what they were walking.
They're actually in shape and they're part of the nation.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
That's not what I was gonna say. But yes, but
what I think they said, I if I heard them correctly, but.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
You probably did. There's nobody else out.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
But I'm in the middle of my run, so it's
kind of quick. You know here there you hear something.
You hear a bird, chirps, quarrel run by. I think
they were from Chicago, and I believe they said they
were the couple that was in front of Wrigley Field
when I was there with my cousin Andrew, and they
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offered to take our picture in front of Wrigley Field.
They're like, hey, lunchbox, you want us to take our picture?
And then I happened to run into them in Nashville
when they were visiting Nashville. That is freaking wild.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
So they were visiting.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
Yes, I'm pretty sure they said they were from Chicago
and they were the people that took the picture of
me in front of Wrigley Field.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
Ambitious they visit a town and go for a morning
walk props. Usually I go for am morning bottomless.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
I understand, but do you not understand.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
The probabilities of that. Yes, there's ten million people in Chicago,
rough estimate, two million in Nashville. There was a one
and twelve million chants that you saw them, less than
a point zero zero zero zero one percent chance that
that happened at that time of the day.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
Then I saw them twice in two different locations, two
different cities. Just blows my mind, and as so so
the rest of my run, all I thought about the
randomness of man. I wanted to go running about fifteen
minutes earlier, but the kids were eating breakfast, so I
was helping with breakfast. And so if I would have
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left it any other time, if I would have left
when I wanted to, I would have never seen them.
If I'd have been five minutes later, would it never
saw them?
Speaker 1 (07:22):
Yeah, that's the weird thing.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
It's crazy.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
Well, I mean, there's the people at nine to eleven
missed the flight, didn't die.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
Okay, I didn't need to go there. But I'm saying,
it's wild how huge this world is huge, but it's
small at the same time, but it's tiny at the
same time. Nashal is a massive city got the girls
on the morning show, Morgan Abbey ran out of dude
to run through you know, Arnold or whatever.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
Date wise, Yeah, they were like, oh, there's no guys
in this city. It's a city of five I hope
I'm right with my numbers, five million people. How in
God's green airs can you not find a dude to date?
It's a great question, That's what I'm saying. But you
never yourself down. You think you're only going to see
him at a bar, Go to grocery stores, go to
sports athletic clubs, gyms. That's where you're going to see
the rest of them.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
I think the reason they think they're out of them
is because they do the same things. You frenkent the
same spots, you use the same apps, so you're not
if you're doing the same routines. Like every weekend, you
usually go to the same three or four bars, you
go to the same three or four restaurants. So if
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you're going to the same places, you're probably seeing the
same people over and over and over again. It's when
you expand your horizons. Here.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
Here's also how life works. Our neighbors, remember the ones
with the sixty thousand dollars UFC audio. It's gonna be
amazing to hear. Yes, still haven't gone over to their house,
but we're friends. We went into Mexican, they came over
to our house one time. We're friends. They live three
houses down. There's people live right across from us. Just
the way the cards fell on the table at a
poker game. We've never met, much less hung out, and
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they live even closer than the other people. To the
point that I was golfing and I saw my guy
across the street, but because we'd never met, I never
said hi to him and never furthered that relationship. So
now we've been in the same neighborhood for three months.
One relationship is progressed beautifully. Baser goes on walks with
the girl. We we I was gonna say we. I mean,
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I don't think they've they've gifted us stuff we haven't gift.
We swap. We we've swapped as well. Whereas the other couple, Dude,
our relationship it's strictly I drive by if they're out.
It's a wave. The one relationship just worlds away the other.
All because of how it happened in the universe. It
makes no sense, because we could probably be better friends
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with the people across the street. But now we're in
this weird awkward because you've gone so long. We are
saying hi, yes, it is uh. What's the place called.
It's not heaven, hell, purgatory. We're in a purgatory now
where we never can progress the relationship or it's awkward
because we've lived there now for three months and we
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just can't go past waving because it's going to take
one of us to go, hey, man, how's it go.
I've never met you before because it was my fault.
I should have done that way long ago, and we
never did. Whereas now the other girl I stop in
the middle of the road, waved her high. How you doing?
Oh UFC Saturday night? Great dude. Life makes no sense,
But that's how it is, it really does it. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
I can't. I can't stress enough how I am just so.
I spent the next mile and a half just running
and thinking about how in the hell did I see
these people five years ago in front of Wrigley Field
and here we are five years later and they're walking
through a park near my house.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
Right, But I mean, maybe you live in an area
town that people airbnb a lot, so maybe that increases
the chances of somebody coming to our town and seeing you.
Because you run a three mile radius, they would be
much more likely to see you than me and the country.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
Now I understand that, but the fact and he's wearing
the sword Loser's hat, that's crazy.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
I was rocking at Saturday too. Multiple people came up
to me.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
And said, Hey, where'd you get that hat? Or you're
a big Cardinals fan? Dude.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
I've never seen people now they knew what it was.
I've never seen people more confused, though. That used to
be that what's up, dude, Ken? I get a picture
Ray Bobby Benjamin, what's up? What's up?
Speaker 2 (11:19):
Dude?
Speaker 1 (11:19):
Now? Hey, I don't hate to bother you. Are you
Ray Moon? Though, I've never seen people so confused. We're
to confuse state now, Well, guys just come up to me,
be uh direct, and say you want to People don't
grab pictures anymore. They just wanted a handshake. I said,
what is this the sixties? You want me to churn
some butter.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
I think maybe they want to make sure it's you first,
because they're like, man, that could be him, but there's
no way like It's sort of like their belief is
that maybe they're visiting Nashville. Were they all visiting? Yes, exactly.
Their belief is, man, we're visiting Nashville. What are the
odds that of all the people in Nashville, we're going
to see ray out?
Speaker 1 (12:01):
But no, those odds are high. Morgan Wallen was at
two bars down the street, throwing a chair off of it,
and he's worldly famous, so.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
The odds of him see them seeing Morgan Walling at
a bar are slim to slim to slim to none.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
If somebody was smart, you go to a chief's bar,
they got a song out together, not anymore, but maybe.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
No, I think the song's still out. I don't think
it just disappeared.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
I mean bon Jovi when his bar opens. Guarantee you
you go the first week, you'll probably have a good
chance to see him bon Jovie Garth. If you would
have went the first week you were there, you would
have saw him multiple times.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
Yeah how about now?
Speaker 1 (12:34):
Yeah he still does.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
But that's what I'm saying. It diminishes. The odds are
right smaller. So when these people come to town and
they see you, they're like, man, that sure does look
like him, but there's no way he lives in the country.
Now I'm gonna ask, hey, my chance.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
Are you?
Speaker 2 (12:49):
Are you Ray Mundo because they want to be polite.
They don't want to make a fool themselves and say
Ray and the parson be like, who oh, my bad,
I thought you were a Ray.
Speaker 1 (12:59):
It's always weird people's perceptions, perspectives, conceptions, conceptualizing of things.
Everybody goes. Man, I can't believe you guys can afford
to uber from the country. Dude, it's a twenty minute uber.
I mean, I'm your twenty dollars uber. Pretty chill, We
just chill in the back. You can drink in Tennessee.
There's nothing wrong with ubering from the country. I love
it so the people. It blows their mind that you
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can just.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
In my mind, if it's only twenty dollars, I don't know,
because it costs me forty to get from the airport
to my house.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
That might have been high tide and airport is when
they overcharge you. Where I'm at. There's people that drive
around in my city. They love a good downtown trip
because then they can go pick up somebody downtown.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
Didn't realize that, Yeah, they're trying to get downtown, so
they're trying to start their day there. Yes, and they
need to get downtown, but they don't want to just
drive downtown because that's a waste of a trip with
no one in their vehicle.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
Tad more pricey when you're downtown trying to get to
the country.
Speaker 2 (13:54):
Yeah. Speaking of small world, Lauren who works for the
Big Show this weekend, driving and the wife and I
drive by a bar and we're like, man, that place
is pat Hey, there's Lauren sitting on the patio.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
Who never had her on the show?
Speaker 2 (14:11):
Have we No, we haven't. I mean she went to
Benn State. There you go. It's all you need to know.
But she was just sitting on a patio. Out of
all the places we drove by a Nashville, there she is.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
I agree that is mind blowing, but I'm gonna play
Devil's Advocate. That is a popular bar in that area,
and it's a CNBC bar, so if you're at it,
you're most likely going to be outside, which means cars
can drive by and see you.
Speaker 2 (14:35):
I've been to that bar numerous times, never seen her.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
If you drove in Morgan's neighborhood from the big show.
Would you you would? You would have a decent shot
if I don't even actually know where a neighborhood is,
so don't think there's no bars there. But there's no
Easter eggs here, But you would be very It would
be likely that you would see Morgan at an outdoor
bar on a nice day on a Sunday driving by it.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
But I don't think Lauren lives there. I think she
lives over by the baseball stadium.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
Okay, Okay, so that makes it more rare. If she
did live in that area, then it would make total sense. Okay,
but I don't think she lives over there. Like Bones,
if I was to drive by his house on a Sunday,
I would have a pretty good chance of seeing Bones
at his house.
Speaker 2 (15:17):
And I get that it's.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
Just all about the areas that you go increases your probabilities.
Speaker 2 (15:22):
The odds. I would go to Tampa and run into
Moe in Tampa slim to none.
Speaker 1 (15:28):
No, not slim to none because he has a mail route.
But you're in Tampa.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
Do know how big Tampa is and how many male
carriers are in Tampa.
Speaker 1 (15:36):
If you're in Tampa going for a three mile run
and Moe's working. The odds of you guys seeing each
other are pretty damn decent. No, they're not even they
are because this world is so much smaller than you know.
It's just all about getting in the proximity of a thing.
You're not gonna see Moe on Mars and you're not
gonna see uh dude, I saw the blocks in Minnesota
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because he moved to Phoenix or Scottsdale or something like that.
You're not gonna see that couple we met from Florida
in Ohio because they live in Florida.
Speaker 2 (16:05):
Oh really, Because I just saw a couple from Chicago
in Nashville.
Speaker 1 (16:08):
Because twice they were in your damn neighborhood. That increased
the proximity and the probabilities of it happening.
Speaker 2 (16:14):
But they didn't know it was my neighborhood. They didn't
know anything about it. They just happened to be at
this park.
Speaker 1 (16:19):
Correct, correct, correct, But the odds of them seeing you
again are very likely because they're in your proximity if
they stay in that same type of area.
Speaker 2 (16:31):
I would I would say, I would tell you I'm
never gonna see those people again in my life. But
I can't say that.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
So if you were if there's a girl you want
to date, you go to the gym every day at
the same time that she does, and that increases your
probabilities of talking to her and hitting on her and
true a date with her. That is true, I rest
my case.
Speaker 2 (16:51):
We'll take a break.
Speaker 1 (16:53):
Ray, that got way deeper than I.
Speaker 2 (16:55):
Wanted it to. I mean, I was just blown away
that I saw the same people twice in two differ cities.
Speaker 1 (17:01):
And I put down too many noodles and meat in
about a five minute span. Dude, I don't know if
I digested it properly.
Speaker 2 (17:07):
Hey you did. But Ray, We're gonna go open some mail.
Speaker 1 (17:09):
Oh virtual, No, Ray.
Speaker 2 (17:13):
It's it's from it says no, No, it's a male.
It says the Sore Losers podcast, and it's from Jacqueline
in Modesto, California, Jacqueline Max. Ray.
Speaker 1 (17:28):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (17:28):
Look, and it looks like we are invited to a wedding.
Ray Oh, We're supposed to reply by April sixth Oh crap.
Kindly reply via wedding website when you'll also find information
for travel, hotel, accommodations, our registry, and more information about
the wedding weekend Bay and miss Box are welcome to
come to Jacqueline and Max. They're getting married in Modesto,
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California cocktail hour in reception to follow parking. Please plan
to arrive early to allow time for parking. Parking is
available along please follow signage. There will be golf carts
available for transportation to the ceremony. That's dress code, well, Jacqueline, Max,
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fancy they rich?
Speaker 1 (18:17):
Rich?
Speaker 2 (18:18):
Black tie?
Speaker 1 (18:19):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (18:20):
Black tie. I did not know we were going black tie.
Speaker 1 (18:24):
That's one of those weddings you're throwing a hundred grand into.
Speaker 2 (18:26):
Together with their families, Jacqueline Withrow and Max Hernandez joyfully
invite you to celebrate their wedding Saturday, May fourth, twenty
twenty four, at five o'clock in the afternoon.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
Well, I already know you ain't going Modesto California. Dinner
and dancing to follow, right, that's Austin. That's iHeart Festival.
So I'm gonna need you and Bay to go to
represent sore losers. May the fourth be with you. I'm
not going.
Speaker 2 (18:51):
Hey, Jacqueline and Max, congratulations, I forgot to RSVP, But
I'm gonna let you know I am not gonna be
able to make it right.
Speaker 1 (18:58):
We only get one vacation on the big show, and sorry,
we're going to Charleston.
Speaker 2 (19:03):
Are going back to Charleston?
Speaker 1 (19:04):
I've tried, Yeah, we're going. We decided we got the
hotel in the flights.
Speaker 2 (19:08):
Yeah, I thought you already went.
Speaker 1 (19:10):
We went last Thanksgiving, not this one, the one before that.
Speaker 2 (19:14):
So you're going back to the Southern charm or what
did we go this thing? You went this Thanksgiving?
Speaker 1 (19:19):
There ain't no way, man, life fly, There's no way.
We went a year and a half ago.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
No, no, you just went this past Thanksgiving. No we didn't, Yes,
you did.
Speaker 1 (19:29):
No, we did it. You bet No.
Speaker 2 (19:31):
The fact that you are taking a vacation to the
place you just took a vacation too.
Speaker 1 (19:35):
I didn't. No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 2 (19:38):
Is absolutely poor planning. Go ahead, look, no I did it.
Speaker 1 (19:42):
It was a year ago.
Speaker 2 (19:43):
Are you sure?
Speaker 1 (19:44):
Yeah, it's like a year Yeah, there it is, so boom,
there's that picture.
Speaker 2 (19:50):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (19:50):
Twenty twenty two, guys. I'm huge on years. I knew
it wasn't twenty twenty three. We went, Yeah, year and
a half ago, okay, and then our big thing wasn't
twenty three. We hadn't gone internet. Dude, We'd stayed in
the Contiguous for the past three years. So we said, damn,
we gotta go somewhere. So we went to Dominican. Then
we went to Turks and Caicos. That was a cruise,
Mexico and the Bahamas, and so then this year we said,
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we're staying inter coastal. Let's keep it to the Contiguous.
What's a dope spot, Charleston, But yeah, we're going there.
And dude, I've tried to squeeze a wedding into a
weekend my own.
Speaker 2 (20:22):
It's tough. Bro.
Speaker 1 (20:23):
I was so hungover on Monday at work. I probably
should have taken a day off. Imagine that.
Speaker 2 (20:28):
Why would you not?
Speaker 1 (20:29):
Because I'm an idiot, And uh so I didn't. So
that was a nightmare. And then I went to Mike,
our buddy, Mike's on the show Big Joe. They made
us fly out Friday and we flew back on a Sunday. Dude,
I was drunk the whole I mean, you need to
spread a wedding out. You got to have a We
got there late on a Friday. You need to have
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a Thursday, a Friday, a Saturday, Sunday, and you need
that Monday off. With this job, you don't get the
Monday off or the Friday. And guess what, you can't
do a wedding in a weekend.
Speaker 2 (20:57):
It's really hard. It makes it for a tough weekend
because you're in, you're out. You don't even have time
to relax because you literally fly in, get in Friday afternoon.
If you're privy enough to be invited to the rehearsal dinner,
you go straight to the rehearsal dinner. Chat, live it up,
blah blah blah, go to bed. Wake up. Weddings at
two three o'clock in the afternoon, usually four o'clock, so
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you don't have time to do anything on Saturday. The
wedding lasts till eleven o'clock in bed, boom, wake up,
get on a plane. Come back.
Speaker 1 (21:26):
Dude. We tried to sneeze and squeeze in bottomless mimosas
before the wedding.
Speaker 2 (21:31):
No, you did that in mine. You didn't make it.
Speaker 1 (21:32):
End. It a little sloppy because you try to squeeze
a wedding into a weekend. You just can't do it.
You gotta have the Friday and the Monday off, which
we can't, Ray, We're not privileged.
Speaker 2 (21:41):
You're right, But I do want to talk about gambling, Ray,
and I'm gonna say it.
Speaker 1 (21:47):
I can help you with anything you need.
Speaker 2 (21:49):
People learn the hard way that there is no such
thing is a guaranteed bet.
Speaker 1 (21:55):
Oh, I know you're talking about.
Speaker 2 (21:57):
There is no I mean it can seem so obvious, like,
oh my goodness, like I'm gonna win that bet every
single time. I'm just gonna throw a little a lot
of money. I'm gonna win a little bit back. But
I might as well do.
Speaker 1 (22:09):
It right bet that I'm straight, you'll lose that.
Speaker 2 (22:11):
Lashawn McCoy.
Speaker 1 (22:14):
Jady, I got his football, dude, side football memorabilia'll buy
it from memorabilia break.
Speaker 2 (22:22):
Maybe you need to sell it and give him some
of the money.
Speaker 1 (22:23):
I'll do a break. He buys his own football.
Speaker 2 (22:25):
Back, dude. He bet two one hundred and fifty thousand.
Speaker 1 (22:31):
Dollars also known as a quarter note or a bag.
Speaker 2 (22:35):
On Devin Haney or whatever the hell the guy's name
is to beat Garcia this week, and he was such
a huge favorite.
Speaker 1 (22:41):
Minus seven hundred. By the get time the bet went down,
it was minus a thousand and he lost.
Speaker 2 (22:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (22:47):
At the distance. It was heavily Garcia wake. We told
you guys. I don't know if you watched our YouTube
video Sore Losers podcast. I don't know if you listen
to our podcast on Friday. We told you guys, over
eleven rounds. It barely happened because Garcia knocked him down
at three times, but we told you, guys, it'll go
the distance. We're right.
Speaker 2 (23:03):
I don't know how I'm adding firm. Maybe Shady McCoy
has invested his money smartly, Maybe he has a gazillion
dollars just laying around, but he bet two hundred and
fifty thousand dollars.
Speaker 1 (23:20):
You guys don't know how hard that is for us
to do that. At the same time, and yes, because
he was trying to win what did it say, like
twenty five thousand. Yeah, so it's the Serena bet, But
it's on a larger scale. It's all about scales. When
I was gambling heavily, I bet three thousand on Serena
to win two hundred. That might be on the exact
same scale as what he was on. Oh my god,
even worse than that. I can't even like, but ten
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times out of ten, Shady nine out of ten. Shady
was gonna win that. There's the one time you don't
win it, dude, he would have That woud have been
the easiest twenty five thousand ever. I mean with those odds.
But those odds, guys, that's like the selt that would
have been to make it in comparison boxing to basketball analogy,
that would have been the heat without Butler beating the
Celtics on Sunday. Ain't no way and shit that was happening.
Speaker 2 (24:04):
No, it's even worse than that. It's it.
Speaker 1 (24:07):
No, it's not because that wasn't minus that was thirteen.
It was thirteen points, so that money line was probably
minus thirteen. Usually the points are worth.
Speaker 2 (24:15):
A okay, yeah, I am just sitting there when I
read that, I said, oh my god, like, how does
he feel?
Speaker 1 (24:22):
But it's actually you're not You're just thinking of the
surface level things. Did you need to start being more analytical?
Speaker 2 (24:27):
Please?
Speaker 1 (24:27):
Do? Bro took a quarter of a million dollars out,
that's a security risk and went to the casino. He
could have got jacked.
Speaker 2 (24:37):
Well, I think he has an app. Oh I think
he put a picture of the app like it's like
one bet placed.
Speaker 1 (24:46):
Then let me say this. I'll actually correct that by
saying this, Guys, if you go to these apps, you
can't bet, you can't deposit more than twenty thousand.
Speaker 2 (24:54):
But if you are special clearance.
Speaker 1 (24:56):
Correct. So he got that special clearance. He's said he
sent IDs. Apparently he sent his damn W two's. He
sent bake forms also that he could make this bet
and then lose the bet. And it said, hey gets
like two hundred dollars, though it said fan fan points
or something. He got like two thousand fan points.
Speaker 2 (25:14):
Hey, it's like a rebate. It's like your credit card. Hey,
you get a little bit one hundred dollars cash back. Hey,
but that was forty five minutes. Dude, he'll never forget
you got a quarter of a million on the line.
At what point does he start throwing things?
Speaker 1 (25:28):
When the when the dude starts knocking him down? He
knew he was ft, dude, he knocked down Garcia, knocked
down Haney three times. He knew. I mean, I wish
I'd watched the damn I mean it had to have
been like probably fifth rounds. I mean, by around the
fifth round he knew he was screwed.
Speaker 2 (25:44):
Do you think he's just sitting there. Does he start laughing?
Is it funny or is he pissed off? Or is
it just disbelief. I don't know. I can't even comprehend
losing that amount of money.
Speaker 1 (25:55):
Those bets are an out of body experience, so I
mean he was, he was going through it. I mean,
there's the feel of being buzz drunk. There's this where
he almost felt he was floating on air. Not in
a good way though. I mean, it was an out
of body experience, so he's just it's it's one of
those He probably was drinking a little bit, and it's
just like I mean, I don't want to say a
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car crash, dude. It's one of those things where you're like,
he didn't, you can't. You're seeing yourself from nine thousand feet,
so you're looking down onto your life. It's a bird's
eye view of your own life. He's seeing himself in
his penthouse with his friends watching his bat losing.
Speaker 2 (26:34):
It's any Todgers, dude. We got two hundred and fifty
K on this, two hundred and fifty k.
Speaker 1 (26:39):
It's he doesn't think it's him. You think it's somebody else,
and you're viewing their life. And then he realizes the
next morning, once you sober up, what had happened.
Speaker 2 (26:47):
It's like my buddy Garrett sent me a clip of
Dana White. He was on some podcast called The Blue Corner.
Speaker 1 (26:53):
Oh yeah, go listen to that.
Speaker 2 (26:54):
No, no, no, and Dana White talked about the one time
he lost three million dollars in a night of black
jack black jacket.
Speaker 1 (27:01):
I've seen it, watched it. He loses a million every
time he plays.
Speaker 2 (27:05):
He said he was at the Rio and he was
with some buddies and they were draories from Vegas Stories
from Vegas Stana edition, and he said he went out
and they were drinking, drinking. They're like, oh, let's go
to the high Limit you know table, And he said,
I continue to drink.
Speaker 1 (27:24):
I don't know the high limit.
Speaker 2 (27:25):
I don't know the high limit room either. But he went.
He's drinking, drinking, drinking, and he had this penthouse suite,
you know what I mean. And he went and gambled, gambled, gambled,
and then he left and he went home and didn't
even sleep in this suek and he got a right,
he got it, took a cab home or whatever, got
a driver home, and he woke up the next day
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and he caught the host had texted him and said,
hey man, you're gonna go ahead and pay for this
or whatever. And he called him back. He's like, hey man,
sorry about that. You know, I can't believe I lost
eighty thousand last night. And the host goes, uh, Dana,
you didn't lose eighty thousand. He lost three million. And
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Dana said, what, I had that call one time about
four hundred dollars. He said, yeah, he goes at like
three am. You we wouldn't give you a bigger marker.
So you made me get the GM of the casino
on the phone at three am, and he wouldn't give
you a higher marker, and you started calling him a
fucking pussy, and so he gave you a bigger marker.
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And you find you lost a total of three million
dollars last night. Dana.
Speaker 1 (28:37):
He's like, oh, all right, why he doesn't drink anymore?
Goes that sounds like something I would do when he plays.
Now he ain't drinking, and.
Speaker 2 (28:47):
That's what he said. But he said when I And
that's when I learned that I can't drink and play
at the same time.
Speaker 1 (28:52):
I just figured it out because yeah, now that he plays,
he does Tobo Chico's and he puts like some amino
acids in him or something. Dude, I know, but he
loses a million. He has markers. I've sent a picture
and posted on sore Losers before there'll be one hundred
chips with one hundred on a red chip, which is
one hundred thousand. He'll have ten of them sitting. I mean, dude,
he's always down, always, and then these people their goal
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is to win it back. Then, so I follow this
other guy, John Siria Sarasani. He's a big black jack
betting guy. I'm going to Atlantic City man playing in
a black jack poker tournament. He got knocked out of that,
and so then he starts using his own money. Bro.
He was down forty thousand, was prepared to leave there
down one hundred thousand in a free tournament because he
did the free tournament and then was addicted. He gets
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addicted every weekend and so then he was down forty.
Speaker 2 (29:36):
Thousand during the week. He loses that addiction.
Speaker 1 (29:39):
During the week he does his cameos and shit, so
he feels like he's being productive and then he gets
that gambling hitch. Every weekend, he'll go Bahamas, he'll go Vegas,
He'll go there's place in Chicago he.
Speaker 2 (29:48):
Goes did you say Atlantic City?
Speaker 1 (29:50):
He went to Atlantic City?
Speaker 2 (29:51):
Yeah, yo, coachers, I'm heading down to Atlantic City now
to hit up the casino. Mike quit my job and
become a full time blackjack player. I'm looking to I'm
out on top and leave a high roller. So wish
me luck. Hope I don't end up sleeping underneath the boardwalk.
Thanks bros. And keep it real. Marco from the Bronx.
Speaker 1 (30:10):
So he went to Atlantic City down forty thousand, ended
up winning him back, and he said he left up
seven hundred dollars. So the dude was throwing around one
hundred thousand dollars throughout the weekend and left with seventy
dollars or seven hundred. It's not the that you left up.
It's not the seven hundred dollars. It's that that you
fed that addiction with one hundred thousand dollars, and it
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showed you how deep you can go on a free
tournament that you entered. It's like, but yeah, so that's
what he does. That's what Dana does the same. Damn thing.
It's all about winning the money back. You're never on top.
Speaker 2 (30:42):
It's like my cousin when he worked for in baseball,
he was minor league. I don't remember what team of
was the right these fall stories from Vegas and there
was a like a top draft pick. They were in
Vegas shot and playing blackjack, and he had some strategy
where he doubled every bet. If he lose, double it,
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double it, double it.
Speaker 1 (31:05):
Yeah, that's the Smithsonian way of playing.
Speaker 2 (31:07):
I don't know. But at some point he was down
like thirty two thousand dollars double it, and he kept
going and he said at the end of the night
he ended up winning one hundred and twenty five thousand.
But the fact is he was down thirty two at
some point, and you know, just all right, keep going
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like I can't dude.
Speaker 1 (31:31):
It gives me, It gives me just the Oh, guys,
I made that up. It's not Smithsonian. There's some sort
of theory about that where you just keep doubling it.
I have no idea, but you have to have a
huge bank roll, correct. But Baser one time did this
with twenty dollars on roulette. It was at where'd you
guys make fun of us when we stayed in Reno.
Oh yeah, I know where he's south Lake or South
south Point, south Point. We're staying there. We got a
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free room. Leave me alone. And Baser had twenty okay,
and she didn't roulette. And she goes, hey, what I've
learned with this roulette is if you lose, you just
keep doubling it up. So maybe she had had it
built up to about forty or fifty dollars. It was
a beautiful start to theday Mimosa's I had an Alabama
money line or not money line. They had to win
by five fifty two points. They did, and it was
it was a beautiful day.
Speaker 2 (32:14):
Fifty two points of money line.
Speaker 1 (32:15):
Totally different, totally different. So I was rooting for about
eight touchdowns that day. Anyways, she goes, hey, watch this,
watches I built you to fifty dollars because I learned
this thing, if you just keep doubling, you'll always win
it eventually. So she kept doubling doubly, doubly, doubly doubly double. Okay,
I guess it doesn't always work back down to zero dollars.
I was like, okay, Besis, that's how the casinos get you. Hey,
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but dude, I'll never forget the look in her eyes
because she was so confident that she figured out a
glitch in the machines that if you just keep doubling,
you'll always end up winning.
Speaker 2 (32:48):
Here's the here's a bad sign of thing that's gonna happen.
If someone comes up to you in Vegas and says,
I have the perfect strategy for blank eh alarm bells
go off. There is no such thing as a perfect
strategy for anything, bro, I need to do. Unless you
can count cards, that's the only perfect strategy you can have.
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Besides that, there is no such thing as a foul,
fool proof plan, strategy, whatever you want to call it.
Speaker 1 (33:18):
Two conventions ago in Vegas, the dude has a five
hundred dollars I'm just gonna call it the ameliorate strategy.
I have no idea what it's called. But you put
out five hundred dollars throughout the table, and there's only
four numbers that you can lose on. Dude. I saw
that dude whittle is money down. I mean he had
I think a thousand or something like that. It lasted
where he goes, Hey, man, you can play on this
forever and you keep getting loyalty points because it looks
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like you're playing, but you're just winning a little bit here,
a little bit there, and you just get a bunch
of royalty. Dude, he did about six six spins and
he'd blown through a thousand dollars of rewards points. And
I'm like, because the theory is you're supposed to end
up then with about like, I mean, you kind of
you just want to be in the same vicinity. You
never will lose, but it looks like you're playing at
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the cameras, so they give you drinks and they give
you coppy meals. The only point things he couldn't have
hit was like a two and a double zero.
Speaker 2 (34:08):
Dude.
Speaker 1 (34:08):
The double zero hit like three out of the six
times the two was hitting. He was so excited telling
us this strategy. He lost it about ten minutes.
Speaker 2 (34:20):
Hey, but when you have a full proof strategy, let
me tell you run the other direction. Just say this
is a fun way, this is how I play. Never
if anybody tells you, oh, you can't lose doing blank,
guess what you don't lose doing blank, and we'll take
a break. Lose my marriage, right, So I thought I
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was gonna lose my marriage yesterday.
Speaker 1 (34:45):
Kiss the guy.
Speaker 2 (34:45):
No, because you got NBA playoffs, you got NHL playoffs,
you got Scotty Scheffler trying to win at the RBC Heritage.
And my wife's like, oh, by the way, our middle son,
baby Box two, has a birthday party this afternoon.
Speaker 1 (35:04):
There's another birthday man.
Speaker 2 (35:05):
She said, it's at three o'clock. And I said, okay, yeah, cool,
she goes, And I went ahead and asked, you know,
since it's someone's house, if we can bring the other
brothers and they said, yeah, that's no problem. Come on,
and I in my head, I was like, well, wait
a minute, why didn't you just ask me if I
wanted to keep the other two home and we play
around here?
Speaker 1 (35:25):
Yeah, you guys got to play zone.
Speaker 2 (35:27):
Man, you didn't ask me that. You just decided we
all wanted to go to the birthday party. She goes, well,
I mean, if they said all the kids can come,
I thought it'd be fun for Amal to come. And
I'm sitting here, going so I'm going to show up
to this birthday party on a Sunday afternoon. And no,
the Masters was last weekend, so it's not a huge tournament.
But there's a lot of sports on Teamy with the
NBA starting, the NHL, all that, Major League Baseball having
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day games on Sunday. But I'm going to show up
to this birthday party and I'm going to be one
of the only dads there. I understand the dads are
the two kids that are having the birthday party. They'll
be there. But that's probably it.
Speaker 1 (36:02):
Right, But your wife's your representative. She's also your personal assistant,
your secretary. She needs to know the events that are
catered to you. This isn't an event for you.
Speaker 2 (36:11):
This is not an event for me. And so I'm like,
all right, it's a good wife. Here we go. So
we get in the car and we drive, roll down
the windows, wind blowing in the hair, and we pull
up and I'm like, oh, that's the house, all right.
So we park on.
Speaker 1 (36:27):
The street and hello, Butler.
Speaker 2 (36:30):
As we're getting out, and we don't even know whose
house this is because there's two kids having the birthday party,
so we don't even know which kid's house it is.
Speaker 1 (36:35):
So, while I'm learning, you just show up to a
kid's birthday party and just everybody shows up.
Speaker 2 (36:40):
Yeah, basically, what it was, and from the front you
could see the bouncy house in the back. All uh,
there's no fence like so it's wide open. They can
run and roam.
Speaker 1 (36:49):
Get you one of those for about ten thousand dollars,
the Dodd said, And we don't know it was rented.
Speaker 2 (36:54):
And I'm like, I still don't know whose house it is.
And then the car in front of us, the people
get out. Oh there's another dad. Okay, hey, not bad,
not bad. Good start going, Mark, good, good start, good star?
What up Matt? What's up?
Speaker 1 (37:04):
Dude? Hey? Man? You sucking off some ultras?
Speaker 2 (37:07):
I mean, the truth is, I've known this guy for
four and four years. Still don't know his name.
Speaker 1 (37:12):
That's the worst. And you can't let him get that far.
Speaker 2 (37:14):
Yeah. I know his wife's name, but he's kind of quiet,
so I don't really know his name. Well just I'm
thinking it's Matt. Now I think my wife said it's Matt,
but I'll have to ask her again today. Uh So
I say, hey, man, how's it going, And we're like, hey,
do you know whose house this is? No, we're not
sure either.
Speaker 1 (37:30):
All right, A lot of facts getting spewed.
Speaker 2 (37:33):
So the two older boys like, can we go and
I'm like yeah, and they go running for the house
and they go in the front door, free range, and
my four year old comes running back out. Dad Dad,
I'm like, yeah, what Bud, Yeah, my name, don't wear
it out. He goes, it's Mark's house.
Speaker 1 (37:50):
I asked, uh, leave it to the kids to make
you look.
Speaker 2 (37:56):
So he went up to the kids mom and said, hey,
is this Mark's house or is this Brian's house? She goes,
this is Mark's house. And he came outside to tell
me it's Mark's house.
Speaker 1 (38:06):
I asked, I already knew. How's it going, Debbie?
Speaker 2 (38:10):
So awkward?
Speaker 1 (38:12):
How I remember your name?
Speaker 2 (38:13):
So you walk in, Oh, hey, how's it going. Good
to see you. Good to see you. I've never met you.
I've seen you at the school, but never you know,
said hi, cool. Cool. They have the golf and they
have the RBC heritagehn perfect suspended due to weather. Yeah,
there was about a two to four windows, so they
were just showing replace. So then I go out in
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the backyard and they got the table set up, and
they got the bouncy house, and then there it is,
I mean, a dad, a dad, a dad, multiple dads,
more than I could have imagined.
Speaker 1 (38:48):
Hey, guys want a sword fight.
Speaker 2 (38:50):
And they had the old bucket of beer, just lying
a big old trough of beer. They had four different
types of wine and GEcho I don't.
Speaker 1 (39:01):
Drink them, aparol sprits and a prosecco.
Speaker 2 (39:03):
There you go. They had all these different things for
the ladies, and they had juice boxes for the kid.
So every dad is walking around the backyard with a
beer in their hand, just hanging out. And there was
a couple dads. It didn't turn into a birthday party
these two dads. It was who can drink the most beer?
Speaker 1 (39:21):
Ah, hey, Rever, it's about the kids.
Speaker 2 (39:23):
I'm like, hey, we're at a birthday party. I need
another beer. I'm already done my third one. He's like, yeah,
I guess I'll take a fourth, all right.
Speaker 1 (39:29):
And I'm like, dude, we always got a cousin. He's
got on a race to tend every holiday. Oh, I
love it.
Speaker 2 (39:35):
I don't know these guys were friends before today, or
they showed up together and they said, Hey, you want
a bet who can drink more beers at this birthday party?
They boath just like to suck off along. I mean
they were sucking them off, and I was like.
Speaker 1 (39:46):
Damn right, boys, you got one for me to suck on.
Speaker 2 (39:49):
Dude, I swear they didn't get more than five feet
from that beer trough the whole time.
Speaker 1 (39:52):
Haha. The one guy's leaning on it.
Speaker 2 (39:56):
I was like, Wow, Okay, this is how it's gonna be.
And I mean, you want to know, yeah, I want
to no one, all right, let's get another one. And
I'm like, cool man, like, I guess your wives are
driving home. I don't know you guys, do you well?
Speaker 1 (40:06):
And I also said that I made a comment yesterday
to basier people that are doing that on a Sunday.
He's got easy jobs on them on their.
Speaker 2 (40:13):
What Yeah, maybe you're the boss. I don't know. Maybe
you don't have it to go into the office. Maybe
you work remote.
Speaker 1 (40:18):
One of our friends partying pretty hard on Sunday. I said,
let's not have that hard of a job.
Speaker 2 (40:22):
Yeah. Like I talked to one of the moms and
I'm like, oh, you know what, you what you get
into this weekend? I talk about my weekend about you.
She goes, Oh, we just got back from New York.
Speaker 1 (40:31):
Oh the New York pizza. I love it. The beat slices.
Speaker 2 (40:33):
Yeah, yeah, well, and she was like, she goes, I
got pepperoni, My husband got cheese.
Speaker 1 (40:40):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (40:41):
Oh cool? Interesting said it was a friend's fortieth birthday.
So they went up to New York and the kids
stayed here with her parents. And she was like, and
you know, you think, oh, I'm gonna sleep, I'm gonna
get someone as sleep. She goes, But we're aut till
four in the morning every night, and so I.
Speaker 1 (40:53):
Mean, how do you roll with that cofference?
Speaker 2 (40:59):
And she's like, well, you know, you sleep till nine,
But he really only got five hours of sleep because
we drank too much and we ate, and she goes,
Then I got on a plane back today, She goes,
I got off the plane at one thirty. Heck, this
party was at three, so I got to the house
at two thirty, grabbed the kids. Guess what, husband he
was not there. Hey, all that time partying. I mean,
not even enough time left for you to be a
good mom. Needless to say, she did not partake in
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the wine or the beer at the party. She was
on the water get the hydration ste Yeah, she was
in the hydration station. And I mean every five minutes
you hear a kid crying because the bouncy house, they're
all knocking each other. People are getting hit. There's a
swing set. Kids are falling off the swing set, and
you're just like, oh, is that my kid crying?
Speaker 1 (41:42):
No?
Speaker 2 (41:42):
No, no, okay cool. And then at one point they
ate cake and they blow out the candles and they
didn't go to take the cake to slice it, and
some of the icing got smeared on the table and
my four year old yells out, hey, can I lick
the icing off the table? I don't know him. Oh
my gosh, so embarrassing. So they eat cake and my
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two year old comes up to me. It's like, eh, eh, hands, hands,
they're all dirty, John. So I get a baby wipe.
I wipe them down.
Speaker 1 (42:12):
You carry those in the pocket or what?
Speaker 2 (42:14):
Well? Actually I used a I got a bottle of water,
poured it on his hand, and use a napkin. But
baby wipe was just easier to say. You have him
in the car just in case. And there's a lot
of babies there, so you get to ask someone for one.
But all I could find was a napkin. I tried
to just use my hand, but it wasn't coming off.
Speaker 1 (42:28):
See if I'm a parent, dude, I'm carrying those baby
wipes in my back pocket always.
Speaker 2 (42:32):
Yeah, you'll see the new parents.
Speaker 1 (42:34):
Ray if you come hang out with would you mind
doing that?
Speaker 2 (42:36):
Yeah? They carry baby the baby bag like they're gonna
change the diaper everywhere. I'm like, guys, once you've had one,
you realize you don't need to carry it to the
grocery store because I mean, you're not gonna change it
right there in the store. You're gonna go outside to
the car. Yeah. So it's crazy, but anyway, right, we're smarter.
So then like twenty minutes later, my wife comes up
and say, hey, you've seen baby box three. Hey, I'll drive.
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I said, yeah, I just wiped it his hands. You know,
he was going over to the bouncy house. Now I
don't see him at the bouncy house.
Speaker 1 (43:07):
Let me at the bouncy house.
Speaker 2 (43:09):
Let me look in the swing set. Oh, he's not
in the swing set. She goes, I'll go look inside.
She goes, you look, you look out front because there's
no fence.
Speaker 1 (43:16):
And now all of a sudden, you guys are doing
uh amber alerts almost.
Speaker 2 (43:21):
Oh we're not. We're not raising alarm yet. We haven't
notified any of the other parents that we have a
two year old missing. We are just walking around. I
walk around the front of the house, look down the street.
Speaker 1 (43:30):
Nothing the worst feeling though, right, Are you nervous right
now or no? Not yet, because we're not nervous looking
for the cat till about five minutes past.
Speaker 2 (43:38):
Not yet, I'm not nervous. Then I come back around
the back and she comes out of the house goes,
he's not in there, and I said, he wasn't out front.
Speaker 1 (43:44):
Are you thinking kidnapping.
Speaker 2 (43:45):
I'm not thinking kidnapping. I'm thinking he wandered, but I might.
He's not really a wanderer. He's not really going to
go far without his brothers.
Speaker 1 (43:52):
You got one of those GPS ers on him.
Speaker 2 (43:53):
No, we don't have a GPS.
Speaker 1 (43:54):
I had track those suckers.
Speaker 2 (43:56):
And so my I'm not stummach is starting to get
a little and I'm gonna go because there's woods behind
wait house.
Speaker 1 (44:02):
Stomachs. So you're thinking you're gonna eat before you look
for your kid.
Speaker 2 (44:05):
No, No, it's like getting that uneasy feeling a little bit.
Speaker 1 (44:08):
I said, you're ready for some food.
Speaker 2 (44:12):
But during the search, I did grab some carrots and hummus.
Speaker 1 (44:18):
If I'm being yeah, honey, I went to track the backyard.
There's no no kids by the beer trough for the
food tray.
Speaker 2 (44:26):
If I'm being for real, I did get some carrots
and hummus because I was like, man, if I'm gonna
be searching, I need to have a full stomach. And
then I start walking towards the woods and there he
is a two year old. He's behind the bouncy house.
But it's a clear net except for one little section,
and he was standing at that one section just playing
with the toy back there by.
Speaker 1 (44:45):
Himself, by himself. Got him though, got him? Was he
trying to hide?
Speaker 2 (44:50):
No, he was just he found like a toy motorcycle
and he was just driving it up and down the
bouncy house. But it was the part where it was
not see through, so you couldn't see him.
Speaker 1 (45:00):
And he's all happy.
Speaker 2 (45:01):
He's like hey, dad, car and I'm like yeah. And
that was it, man, that was my weekend. And then
I mean, it was a great birthday party. So it
was a lot better than I thought it was going
to be. So that's how I almost lost my wife.
But we stayed together and I didn't really miss anything
because the Heritage didn't finish. Uh the chevron, the Woman's
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one was already over, not that I was watching it.
Speaker 1 (45:24):
I don't worry. They showed the Woman's.
Speaker 2 (45:26):
And the NBA, let me tell you, I don't know
anything about basketball because all these teams just blow them out.
They blow each other. They're not even close games except
for last night, and I didn't stay up and watch it. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (45:36):
The NBA was very interesting, man, very interesting.
Speaker 2 (45:40):
Yeah, I don't really understand it.
Speaker 1 (45:41):
No, it's it's easy to understand, but it teems like
it's a Boston Nuggets world. And then maybe just maybe
the Clippers because Kawhi wasn't even playing and they finned
a cook.
Speaker 2 (45:53):
Wu I didn't play, no, and they still won that bad?
Oh boy are they? Is he supposed to be back?
I know he had a knee swelling.
Speaker 1 (46:02):
But just took one off. They needed to be fine.
Speaker 2 (46:04):
Oh is that what it was?
Speaker 1 (46:05):
Yeah? I think right now at twelve hundred, I would
almost put a little cash on Clippers.
Speaker 2 (46:09):
I mean I did get a text. I got a
text from my buddy John, who lives down in Houston.
He's from Dallas. I blanking hate basketball. Why do we
do this. I got that yesterday at four to forty
nine PM, and I was like, what's he talking about.
I looked up the score and I was like, oh,
and I replied it's one game. Don't jump yet. Have
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you already jumped? Because I didn't reply till five thirty
and I haven't got a reply to he mana jump.
Speaker 1 (46:38):
Oh yeah, Well, my buddy Danny did one hundred and
fifty dollars on the heat money line without Jimmy Butler, Like,
that's just like monetary suicide.
Speaker 2 (46:49):
Some people are just stupid, Like what do you?
Speaker 1 (46:50):
And then then he hit us this morning. He hit
every other bed except for that one, and he goes
shaking my head, can't believe it. I'm like, no, no, no, dude.
Before the game I got, I wasn't even close before
the game. I mean, so the game started out twelve
to nothing, so he got no enjoyment out of that
one hundred and fifty dollars.
Speaker 2 (47:05):
I mean, I was watching. I turned it on. I
watched about two minutes. I was like, boring, and I
turned it over to the golf tournament. Even though the
golf tournament was Scheffler was just teeing off and I
was like, am I really interested in the RBC heritage?
Not really, But it's better than that basketball game.
Speaker 1 (47:21):
What we were though, because it's in South Carolina. We're
going to South Carolina, creas good, seeing the trees in
the water the Atlantic all yeah.
Speaker 2 (47:28):
And my five year old was sitting there watching it
with me, and he goes, Dad, if the golfers, if
they they need to take a break, they just get
on a boat and go for a ride in the water.
And I was like, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's what they do.
I was like, yeah, if they get tired, they just
take the boat out. He goes, well, we could take
a boat out too and go in the water, right,
And I was like yeah, and he goes, oh okay, and
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then he goes, why do they have a golf field
right next to the water their rich son, And I said, Bud,
first of all, it's called a course. Second of all,
it's not called a pitch, and second of all, because
it makes it harder. And he goes, what if they
hit every ball in the water. I'm like, that wouldn't
be good. He goes, that.
Speaker 1 (48:07):
Would be called brother Pitts.
Speaker 2 (48:11):
Have a good Monday. We're out.
Speaker 1 (48:14):
Thanks, Ray I needed that out.
Speaker 2 (48:16):
That was good, bro.
Speaker 1 (48:17):
I've been chipping every day, man.
Speaker 2 (48:18):
I beg, your chipping's on point. I need to work
on chipping. I suck at.
Speaker 1 (48:21):
I need to get within that ten stroke gap of
you and me, just so it can be competitive again.
Speaker 2 (48:27):
Yeah, I agree. I'm going to play tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (48:29):
My cousin plays every Monday, like eighteen holes.
Speaker 2 (48:32):
Why do you go so damn tired, dude?
Speaker 1 (48:35):
I just told him, I go, dude, I can't because
then Tuesday would suck so much ass. But you just
always know people's jobs. If they can play eighteen holes
on a weekday, if they can suck off ten beers
from a trough on a Sunday job, ain't that hard.
I'm gonna be real, see a girl doing bottle service,
shaking her hangars on a Sunday, starting to think her
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job Monday. Ain't that hard? I didn't say somebody else?
Did somebody else?
Speaker 2 (49:02):
Did you see? This is why you live your life.
Speaker 1 (49:05):
Baser goes out part look at her having a time
of her life. I'm like, on a sun if I
did that, If I was doing that on a Sunday,
I never would be able to go into work on Monday.
Speaker 2 (49:18):
No way.
Speaker 1 (49:19):
No, it would be a day from hell like it
just speaks volumes.
Speaker 2 (49:24):
This is exactly your problem.
Speaker 1 (49:28):
Arnold has an easy job. He gets schlit faced on
a Sunday.
Speaker 2 (49:32):
You stress out about the future way too much. You
are worried about being a tired on a Tuesday if
you play golf on a Monday, so you can't even
enjoy anything. So during the week you think you can't
do anything for enjoyment because you're so stressed out about
the next day. You know what I do, I'll go
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play golf tomorrow. Am I gonna be tired on Wednesday? Yes,
But guess what I'm gonna do. Suck it up and
be tired because I got to enjoy that round of
golf on Tuesday.
Speaker 1 (50:02):
Remember Gars on a Tuesday night.
Speaker 2 (50:04):
Yeah, you bailed out early and I came and slept
at the studio. That was different. It was at like
ten o'clock at night their lives.
Speaker 1 (50:12):
But there were people there getting hammered, and there were
easy jobs.
Speaker 2 (50:17):
Good point.
No, but don't worry. It'll get hot halfway through the podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Maybe it's freezing, dude. My toes are freezing, my fingers
are freezing.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
But that's what y'all do you deal with during the
big show.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Yeah, but I mean I've been walking around the building
trying to warm up and it ain't working. So let's
just go. Mic. Sounds weird, No, it doesn't. Sounds great, yeah, Yo,
sounds absolutely perfect. Yo. Yo.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
Check out my melody. I want to live goods or shit?
I sell dough full full finger? What some rap song?
I can't put my finger?
Speaker 2 (00:34):
I didn't think it was a country song.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
Dude. Look at Ant. He's been flying around for about
two straight days on the highlight reel.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
I haven't even seen a single highlight. They crushed him.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
Yeah, I said that series ain't gonna matter. I mean
that one kind of matters.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
Yeah. I think the nuggets look pretty good too, though.
Look at Ant, he just stole his that ant Yeah
he said that, give me that ray.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
He's on ozempic. He looks like he lost some weight woo, And.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
I didn't ever know he was overweight.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
That's my new thing.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
Anything anybody you see either on ozempic.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
Like not ozempic, but just they lost weight. Everybody's losing weight, now, dude.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
Are they or is that just your new thing?
Speaker 1 (01:19):
No? All the stars they got, Uh the Osborne shit
came out and said, I'm not taking ozempic.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
She lost like eighty five pounds.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
Then you have Scott Dissick. He was on ozempic and
now he's trying to level out. Who is another? Uh,
Jessica Simpson on ozempic. She was starting to get the
Ozmpic face. It's just a thing right now.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
I did see that Scott Disick was getting treatment for
ozempic or I don't know if you get treatment for
I don't know, but I saw the Scott's dissic and
I did see that. Kelly Osborne said not me, So
all right.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
We're gonna do it live guys. Arnold had off. I
guess Ava had their rooftop open. He was doing bottomless.
On Sunday, he got pretty slip face with Abby ended
up on her floor. She slept in the bed, she
woke up, came to the big show. He stayed at home.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
It's amazing how she can make it into work but
he can't.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
I mean well because he'll keep drinking, so she'll go
to Bedford, the big show, and then he stays up
with a twelver and finds the bottom of the bottle.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Yeah, different priorities.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
Yeah, different strokes, different folks. Got it all right, We're
gonna do it live. We Oh the what?
Speaker 2 (02:23):
Two?
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Three sore losers? What up?
Speaker 2 (02:27):
Everybody? I am lunchbox. I know the most about sports,
so I'll give you the sports facts, my sports opinions,
because I'm pretty much a sports.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
Genius, y'all. It says it. I'm from the North. I'm
in Alpha Male. I live on the north side of
Nashville with Bayser, my wife. White picket fence, farmland, country land.
It's gonna be nice here in the farm and also
in Nashville. It's gotta be time for some golf. You
and me need to start gearing up for the rematch.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
I mean, is it ever gonna be nice for golf?
Because this morning of his thirty eight degrees? But I mean,
I understand an afternoon round. I can play anytime. I
will give you ten strokes and it won't matter.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
Ten would make it pretty damn close.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
I don't think so.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Justin and me the most we gave was four, you know,
during our cockier days, because I was playing more he wasn't,
so you gave him four. Yeah, it goes back and
forth because we'll both get really cocky. We're all play
for a month straight, and then I'll say, hey, dude,
I'm gonna have to give you four for it even
be close. And then he'll go play in Boston for
one weekend in a row when he lived there, and
he'll go, hey, man, I'm gonna have to give you
four to keep it even.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
Right. Let me tell you I was. I went for
a run yesterday morning, Sunday morning. I was like, you
know what, woke up? It's kind of chilly, it was, and.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
I wasn't up early. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
Ah, well, I was up early. I got kids and
I was up and it was like eight am and
it was like forty degrees outside, and I said, I
need to go get a run in. So I put
on my gear and I take off running. I run
the first mile, run the second mile, and I passed
some people that are out walking and doing their thing,
(03:57):
enjoying nature. And about a little over two miles, I
hit that spot and say, all right, time to turn
around and come back. And I'm about two and a
half miles into my run, and I'm running and there's
two women, big boobs, hangars, and a man walking towards me.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
Whoa and Apple.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
The man is in the middle and he has a
woman on each side of him. And as I'm getting closer,
I'm like, that looks like a sowred loser's podcast hat.
That looks like someone wear a sore loser's freaking hat.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Ray, we're actually still popular.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
And I said, I mean, he must have found that
at the goodwill. And I ran right on by and
I got about twenty yards away, and the lady turns
around goes, let's go lunch by.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
Who was it?
Speaker 2 (04:56):
And the guy turns around goes, is that really you look?
I got the sore losers at U.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Who was it?
Speaker 2 (05:05):
And that's when I turned around and jogged back to them. Right.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
I didn't catch their name, had.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
A little chat with them. We took a picture.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
Where's the pick?
Speaker 2 (05:15):
It was on there? I didn't have a phone.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
Our social media presence isn't what it used to be
with ediot nonexistent.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
I'm hoping they're gonna put it up on the Facebook
page Sore Losers podcast on Facebook or email us.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
But here's the crazy part is what they were walking.
They're actually in shape and they're part of the nation.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
That's not what I was gonna say. But yes, but
what I think they said, I if I heard them correctly, but.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
You probably did. There's nobody else out.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
But I'm in the middle of my run, so it's
kind of quick. You know here there you hear something.
You hear a bird, chirps, quarrel run by. I think
they were from Chicago, and I believe they said they
were the couple that was in front of Wrigley Field
when I was there with my cousin Andrew, and they
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offered to take our picture in front of Wrigley Field.
They're like, hey, lunchbox, you want us to take our picture?
And then I happened to run into them in Nashville
when they were visiting Nashville. That is freaking wild.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
So they were visiting.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
Yes, I'm pretty sure they said they were from Chicago
and they were the people that took the picture of
me in front of Wrigley Field.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
Ambitious they visit a town and go for a morning
walk props. Usually I go for am morning bottomless.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
I understand, but do you not understand.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
The probabilities of that. Yes, there's ten million people in Chicago,
rough estimate, two million in Nashville. There was a one
and twelve million chants that you saw them, less than
a point zero zero zero zero one percent chance that
that happened at that time of the day.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
Then I saw them twice in two different locations, two
different cities. Just blows my mind, and as so so
the rest of my run, all I thought about the
randomness of man. I wanted to go running about fifteen
minutes earlier, but the kids were eating breakfast, so I
was helping with breakfast. And so if I would have
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left it any other time, if I would have left
when I wanted to, I would have never seen them.
If I'd have been five minutes later, would it never
saw them?
Speaker 1 (07:22):
Yeah, that's the weird thing.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
It's crazy.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
Well, I mean, there's the people at nine to eleven
missed the flight, didn't die.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
Okay, I didn't need to go there. But I'm saying,
it's wild how huge this world is huge, but it's
small at the same time, but it's tiny at the
same time. Nashal is a massive city got the girls
on the morning show, Morgan Abbey ran out of dude
to run through you know, Arnold or whatever.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
Date wise, Yeah, they were like, oh, there's no guys
in this city. It's a city of five I hope
I'm right with my numbers, five million people. How in
God's green airs can you not find a dude to date?
It's a great question, That's what I'm saying. But you
never yourself down. You think you're only going to see
him at a bar, Go to grocery stores, go to
sports athletic clubs, gyms. That's where you're going to see
the rest of them.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
I think the reason they think they're out of them
is because they do the same things. You frenkent the
same spots, you use the same apps, so you're not
if you're doing the same routines. Like every weekend, you
usually go to the same three or four bars, you
go to the same three or four restaurants. So if
(08:27):
you're going to the same places, you're probably seeing the
same people over and over and over again. It's when
you expand your horizons. Here.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
Here's also how life works. Our neighbors, remember the ones
with the sixty thousand dollars UFC audio. It's gonna be
amazing to hear. Yes, still haven't gone over to their house,
but we're friends. We went into Mexican, they came over
to our house one time. We're friends. They live three
houses down. There's people live right across from us. Just
the way the cards fell on the table at a
poker game. We've never met, much less hung out, and
(08:58):
they live even closer than the other people. To the
point that I was golfing and I saw my guy
across the street, but because we'd never met, I never
said hi to him and never furthered that relationship. So
now we've been in the same neighborhood for three months.
One relationship is progressed beautifully. Baser goes on walks with
the girl. We we I was gonna say we. I mean,
(09:20):
I don't think they've they've gifted us stuff we haven't gift.
We swap. We we've swapped as well. Whereas the other couple, Dude,
our relationship it's strictly I drive by if they're out.
It's a wave. The one relationship just worlds away the other.
All because of how it happened in the universe. It
makes no sense, because we could probably be better friends
(09:42):
with the people across the street. But now we're in
this weird awkward because you've gone so long. We are
saying hi, yes, it is uh. What's the place called.
It's not heaven, hell, purgatory. We're in a purgatory now
where we never can progress the relationship or it's awkward
because we've lived there now for three months and we
(10:03):
just can't go past waving because it's going to take
one of us to go, hey, man, how's it go.
I've never met you before because it was my fault.
I should have done that way long ago, and we
never did. Whereas now the other girl I stop in
the middle of the road, waved her high. How you doing?
Oh UFC Saturday night? Great dude. Life makes no sense,
But that's how it is, it really does it. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
I can't. I can't stress enough how I am just so.
I spent the next mile and a half just running
and thinking about how in the hell did I see
these people five years ago in front of Wrigley Field
and here we are five years later and they're walking
through a park near my house.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
Right, But I mean, maybe you live in an area
town that people airbnb a lot, so maybe that increases
the chances of somebody coming to our town and seeing you.
Because you run a three mile radius, they would be
much more likely to see you than me and the country.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
Now I understand that, but the fact and he's wearing
the sword Loser's hat, that's crazy.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
I was rocking at Saturday too. Multiple people came up
to me.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
And said, Hey, where'd you get that hat? Or you're
a big Cardinals fan? Dude.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
I've never seen people now they knew what it was.
I've never seen people more confused, though. That used to
be that what's up, dude, Ken? I get a picture
Ray Bobby Benjamin, what's up? What's up?
Speaker 2 (11:19):
Dude?
Speaker 1 (11:19):
Now? Hey, I don't hate to bother you. Are you
Ray Moon? Though, I've never seen people so confused. We're
to confuse state now, Well, guys just come up to me,
be uh direct, and say you want to People don't
grab pictures anymore. They just wanted a handshake. I said,
what is this the sixties? You want me to churn
some butter.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
I think maybe they want to make sure it's you first,
because they're like, man, that could be him, but there's
no way like It's sort of like their belief is
that maybe they're visiting Nashville. Were they all visiting? Yes, exactly.
Their belief is, man, we're visiting Nashville. What are the
odds that of all the people in Nashville, we're going
to see ray out?
Speaker 1 (12:01):
But no, those odds are high. Morgan Wallen was at
two bars down the street, throwing a chair off of it,
and he's worldly famous, so.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
The odds of him see them seeing Morgan Walling at
a bar are slim to slim to slim to none.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
If somebody was smart, you go to a chief's bar,
they got a song out together, not anymore, but maybe.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
No, I think the song's still out. I don't think
it just disappeared.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
I mean bon Jovi when his bar opens. Guarantee you
you go the first week, you'll probably have a good
chance to see him bon Jovie Garth. If you would
have went the first week you were there, you would
have saw him multiple times.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
Yeah how about now?
Speaker 1 (12:34):
Yeah he still does.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
But that's what I'm saying. It diminishes. The odds are
right smaller. So when these people come to town and
they see you, they're like, man, that sure does look
like him, but there's no way he lives in the country.
Now I'm gonna ask, hey, my chance.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
Are you?
Speaker 2 (12:49):
Are you Ray Mundo because they want to be polite.
They don't want to make a fool themselves and say
Ray and the parson be like, who oh, my bad,
I thought you were a Ray.
Speaker 1 (12:59):
It's always weird people's perceptions, perspectives, conceptions, conceptualizing of things.
Everybody goes. Man, I can't believe you guys can afford
to uber from the country. Dude, it's a twenty minute uber.
I mean, I'm your twenty dollars uber. Pretty chill, We
just chill in the back. You can drink in Tennessee.
There's nothing wrong with ubering from the country. I love
it so the people. It blows their mind that you
(13:21):
can just.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
In my mind, if it's only twenty dollars, I don't know,
because it costs me forty to get from the airport
to my house.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
That might have been high tide and airport is when
they overcharge you. Where I'm at. There's people that drive
around in my city. They love a good downtown trip
because then they can go pick up somebody downtown.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
Didn't realize that, Yeah, they're trying to get downtown, so
they're trying to start their day there. Yes, and they
need to get downtown, but they don't want to just
drive downtown because that's a waste of a trip with
no one in their vehicle.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
Tad more pricey when you're downtown trying to get to
the country.
Speaker 2 (13:54):
Yeah. Speaking of small world, Lauren who works for the
Big Show this weekend, driving and the wife and I
drive by a bar and we're like, man, that place
is pat Hey, there's Lauren sitting on the patio.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
Who never had her on the show?
Speaker 2 (14:11):
Have we No, we haven't. I mean she went to
Benn State. There you go. It's all you need to know.
But she was just sitting on a patio. Out of
all the places we drove by a Nashville, there she is.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
I agree that is mind blowing, but I'm gonna play
Devil's Advocate. That is a popular bar in that area,
and it's a CNBC bar, so if you're at it,
you're most likely going to be outside, which means cars
can drive by and see you.
Speaker 2 (14:35):
I've been to that bar numerous times, never seen her.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
If you drove in Morgan's neighborhood from the big show.
Would you you would? You would have a decent shot
if I don't even actually know where a neighborhood is,
so don't think there's no bars there. But there's no
Easter eggs here, But you would be very It would
be likely that you would see Morgan at an outdoor
bar on a nice day on a Sunday driving by it.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
But I don't think Lauren lives there. I think she
lives over by the baseball stadium.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
Okay, Okay, so that makes it more rare. If she
did live in that area, then it would make total sense. Okay,
but I don't think she lives over there. Like Bones,
if I was to drive by his house on a Sunday,
I would have a pretty good chance of seeing Bones
at his house.
Speaker 2 (15:17):
And I get that it's.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
Just all about the areas that you go increases your probabilities.
Speaker 2 (15:22):
The odds. I would go to Tampa and run into
Moe in Tampa slim to none.
Speaker 1 (15:28):
No, not slim to none because he has a mail route.
But you're in Tampa.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
Do know how big Tampa is and how many male
carriers are in Tampa.
Speaker 1 (15:36):
If you're in Tampa going for a three mile run
and Moe's working. The odds of you guys seeing each
other are pretty damn decent. No, they're not even they
are because this world is so much smaller than you know.
It's just all about getting in the proximity of a thing.
You're not gonna see Moe on Mars and you're not
gonna see uh dude, I saw the blocks in Minnesota
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because he moved to Phoenix or Scottsdale or something like that.
You're not gonna see that couple we met from Florida
in Ohio because they live in Florida.
Speaker 2 (16:05):
Oh really, Because I just saw a couple from Chicago
in Nashville.
Speaker 1 (16:08):
Because twice they were in your damn neighborhood. That increased
the proximity and the probabilities of it happening.
Speaker 2 (16:14):
But they didn't know it was my neighborhood. They didn't
know anything about it. They just happened to be at
this park.
Speaker 1 (16:19):
Correct, correct, correct, But the odds of them seeing you
again are very likely because they're in your proximity if
they stay in that same type of area.
Speaker 2 (16:31):
I would I would say, I would tell you I'm
never gonna see those people again in my life. But
I can't say that.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
So if you were if there's a girl you want
to date, you go to the gym every day at
the same time that she does, and that increases your
probabilities of talking to her and hitting on her and
true a date with her. That is true, I rest
my case.
Speaker 2 (16:51):
We'll take a break.
Speaker 1 (16:53):
Ray, that got way deeper than I.
Speaker 2 (16:55):
Wanted it to. I mean, I was just blown away
that I saw the same people twice in two differ cities.
Speaker 1 (17:01):
And I put down too many noodles and meat in
about a five minute span. Dude, I don't know if
I digested it properly.
Speaker 2 (17:07):
Hey you did. But Ray, We're gonna go open some mail.
Speaker 1 (17:09):
Oh virtual, No, Ray.
Speaker 2 (17:13):
It's it's from it says no, No, it's a male.
It says the Sore Losers podcast, and it's from Jacqueline
in Modesto, California, Jacqueline Max. Ray.
Speaker 1 (17:28):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (17:28):
Look, and it looks like we are invited to a wedding.
Ray Oh, We're supposed to reply by April sixth Oh crap.
Kindly reply via wedding website when you'll also find information
for travel, hotel, accommodations, our registry, and more information about
the wedding weekend Bay and miss Box are welcome to
come to Jacqueline and Max. They're getting married in Modesto,
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California cocktail hour in reception to follow parking. Please plan
to arrive early to allow time for parking. Parking is
available along please follow signage. There will be golf carts
available for transportation to the ceremony. That's dress code, well, Jacqueline, Max,
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fancy they rich?
Speaker 1 (18:17):
Rich?
Speaker 2 (18:18):
Black tie?
Speaker 1 (18:19):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (18:20):
Black tie. I did not know we were going black tie.
Speaker 1 (18:24):
That's one of those weddings you're throwing a hundred grand into.
Speaker 2 (18:26):
Together with their families, Jacqueline Withrow and Max Hernandez joyfully
invite you to celebrate their wedding Saturday, May fourth, twenty
twenty four, at five o'clock in the afternoon.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
Well, I already know you ain't going Modesto California. Dinner
and dancing to follow, right, that's Austin. That's iHeart Festival.
So I'm gonna need you and Bay to go to
represent sore losers. May the fourth be with you. I'm
not going.
Speaker 2 (18:51):
Hey, Jacqueline and Max, congratulations, I forgot to RSVP, But
I'm gonna let you know I am not gonna be
able to make it right.
Speaker 1 (18:58):
We only get one vacation on the big show, and sorry,
we're going to Charleston.
Speaker 2 (19:03):
Are going back to Charleston?
Speaker 1 (19:04):
I've tried, Yeah, we're going. We decided we got the
hotel in the flights.
Speaker 2 (19:08):
Yeah, I thought you already went.
Speaker 1 (19:10):
We went last Thanksgiving, not this one, the one before that.
Speaker 2 (19:14):
So you're going back to the Southern charm or what
did we go this thing? You went this Thanksgiving?
Speaker 1 (19:19):
There ain't no way, man, life fly, There's no way.
We went a year and a half ago.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
No, no, you just went this past Thanksgiving. No we didn't, Yes,
you did.
Speaker 1 (19:29):
No, we did it. You bet No.
Speaker 2 (19:31):
The fact that you are taking a vacation to the
place you just took a vacation too.
Speaker 1 (19:35):
I didn't. No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 2 (19:38):
Is absolutely poor planning. Go ahead, look, no I did it.
Speaker 1 (19:42):
It was a year ago.
Speaker 2 (19:43):
Are you sure?
Speaker 1 (19:44):
Yeah, it's like a year Yeah, there it is, so boom,
there's that picture.
Speaker 2 (19:50):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (19:50):
Twenty twenty two, guys. I'm huge on years. I knew
it wasn't twenty twenty three. We went, Yeah, year and
a half ago, okay, and then our big thing wasn't
twenty three. We hadn't gone internet. Dude, We'd stayed in
the Contiguous for the past three years. So we said, damn,
we gotta go somewhere. So we went to Dominican. Then
we went to Turks and Caicos. That was a cruise,
Mexico and the Bahamas, and so then this year we said,
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we're staying inter coastal. Let's keep it to the Contiguous.
What's a dope spot, Charleston, But yeah, we're going there.
And dude, I've tried to squeeze a wedding into a
weekend my own.
Speaker 2 (20:22):
It's tough. Bro.
Speaker 1 (20:23):
I was so hungover on Monday at work. I probably
should have taken a day off. Imagine that.
Speaker 2 (20:28):
Why would you not?
Speaker 1 (20:29):
Because I'm an idiot, And uh so I didn't. So
that was a nightmare. And then I went to Mike,
our buddy, Mike's on the show Big Joe. They made
us fly out Friday and we flew back on a Sunday. Dude,
I was drunk the whole I mean, you need to
spread a wedding out. You got to have a We
got there late on a Friday. You need to have
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a Thursday, a Friday, a Saturday, Sunday, and you need
that Monday off. With this job, you don't get the
Monday off or the Friday. And guess what, you can't
do a wedding in a weekend.
Speaker 2 (20:57):
It's really hard. It makes it for a tough weekend
because you're in, you're out. You don't even have time
to relax because you literally fly in, get in Friday afternoon.
If you're privy enough to be invited to the rehearsal dinner,
you go straight to the rehearsal dinner. Chat, live it up,
blah blah blah, go to bed. Wake up. Weddings at
two three o'clock in the afternoon, usually four o'clock, so
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you don't have time to do anything on Saturday. The
wedding lasts till eleven o'clock in bed, boom, wake up,
get on a plane. Come back.
Speaker 1 (21:26):
Dude. We tried to sneeze and squeeze in bottomless mimosas
before the wedding.
Speaker 2 (21:31):
No, you did that in mine. You didn't make it.
Speaker 1 (21:32):
End. It a little sloppy because you try to squeeze
a wedding into a weekend. You just can't do it.
You gotta have the Friday and the Monday off, which
we can't, Ray, We're not privileged.
Speaker 2 (21:41):
You're right, But I do want to talk about gambling, Ray,
and I'm gonna say it.
Speaker 1 (21:47):
I can help you with anything you need.
Speaker 2 (21:49):
People learn the hard way that there is no such
thing is a guaranteed bet.
Speaker 1 (21:55):
Oh, I know you're talking about.
Speaker 2 (21:57):
There is no I mean it can seem so obvious, like,
oh my goodness, like I'm gonna win that bet every
single time. I'm just gonna throw a little a lot
of money. I'm gonna win a little bit back. But
I might as well do.
Speaker 1 (22:09):
It right bet that I'm straight, you'll lose that.
Speaker 2 (22:11):
Lashawn McCoy.
Speaker 1 (22:14):
Jady, I got his football, dude, side football memorabilia'll buy
it from memorabilia break.
Speaker 2 (22:22):
Maybe you need to sell it and give him some
of the money.
Speaker 1 (22:23):
I'll do a break. He buys his own football.
Speaker 2 (22:25):
Back, dude. He bet two one hundred and fifty thousand.
Speaker 1 (22:31):
Dollars also known as a quarter note or a bag.
Speaker 2 (22:35):
On Devin Haney or whatever the hell the guy's name
is to beat Garcia this week, and he was such
a huge favorite.
Speaker 1 (22:41):
Minus seven hundred. By the get time the bet went down,
it was minus a thousand and he lost.
Speaker 2 (22:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (22:47):
At the distance. It was heavily Garcia wake. We told
you guys. I don't know if you watched our YouTube
video Sore Losers podcast. I don't know if you listen
to our podcast on Friday. We told you guys, over
eleven rounds. It barely happened because Garcia knocked him down
at three times, but we told you, guys, it'll go
the distance. We're right.
Speaker 2 (23:03):
I don't know how I'm adding firm. Maybe Shady McCoy
has invested his money smartly, Maybe he has a gazillion
dollars just laying around, but he bet two hundred and
fifty thousand dollars.
Speaker 1 (23:20):
You guys don't know how hard that is for us
to do that. At the same time, and yes, because
he was trying to win what did it say, like
twenty five thousand. Yeah, so it's the Serena bet, But
it's on a larger scale. It's all about scales. When
I was gambling heavily, I bet three thousand on Serena
to win two hundred. That might be on the exact
same scale as what he was on. Oh my god,
even worse than that. I can't even like, but ten
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times out of ten, Shady nine out of ten. Shady
was gonna win that. There's the one time you don't
win it, dude, he would have That woud have been
the easiest twenty five thousand ever. I mean with those odds.
But those odds, guys, that's like the selt that would
have been to make it in comparison boxing to basketball analogy,
that would have been the heat without Butler beating the
Celtics on Sunday. Ain't no way and shit that was happening.
Speaker 2 (24:04):
No, it's even worse than that. It's it.
Speaker 1 (24:07):
No, it's not because that wasn't minus that was thirteen.
It was thirteen points, so that money line was probably
minus thirteen. Usually the points are worth.
Speaker 2 (24:15):
A okay, yeah, I am just sitting there when I
read that, I said, oh my god, like, how does
he feel?
Speaker 1 (24:22):
But it's actually you're not You're just thinking of the
surface level things. Did you need to start being more analytical?
Speaker 2 (24:27):
Please?
Speaker 1 (24:27):
Do? Bro took a quarter of a million dollars out,
that's a security risk and went to the casino. He
could have got jacked.
Speaker 2 (24:37):
Well, I think he has an app. Oh I think
he put a picture of the app like it's like
one bet placed.
Speaker 1 (24:46):
Then let me say this. I'll actually correct that by
saying this, Guys, if you go to these apps, you
can't bet, you can't deposit more than twenty thousand.
Speaker 2 (24:54):
But if you are special clearance.
Speaker 1 (24:56):
Correct. So he got that special clearance. He's said he
sent IDs. Apparently he sent his damn W two's. He
sent bake forms also that he could make this bet
and then lose the bet. And it said, hey gets
like two hundred dollars, though it said fan fan points
or something. He got like two thousand fan points.
Speaker 2 (25:14):
Hey, it's like a rebate. It's like your credit card. Hey,
you get a little bit one hundred dollars cash back. Hey,
but that was forty five minutes. Dude, he'll never forget
you got a quarter of a million on the line.
At what point does he start throwing things?
Speaker 1 (25:28):
When the when the dude starts knocking him down? He
knew he was ft, dude, he knocked down Garcia, knocked
down Haney three times. He knew. I mean, I wish
I'd watched the damn I mean it had to have
been like probably fifth rounds. I mean, by around the
fifth round he knew he was screwed.
Speaker 2 (25:44):
Do you think he's just sitting there. Does he start laughing?
Is it funny or is he pissed off? Or is
it just disbelief. I don't know. I can't even comprehend
losing that amount of money.
Speaker 1 (25:55):
Those bets are an out of body experience, so I
mean he was, he was going through it. I mean,
there's the feel of being buzz drunk. There's this where
he almost felt he was floating on air. Not in
a good way though. I mean, it was an out
of body experience, so he's just it's it's one of
those He probably was drinking a little bit, and it's
just like I mean, I don't want to say a
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car crash, dude. It's one of those things where you're like,
he didn't, you can't. You're seeing yourself from nine thousand feet,
so you're looking down onto your life. It's a bird's
eye view of your own life. He's seeing himself in
his penthouse with his friends watching his bat losing.
Speaker 2 (26:34):
It's any Todgers, dude. We got two hundred and fifty
K on this, two hundred and fifty k.
Speaker 1 (26:39):
It's he doesn't think it's him. You think it's somebody else,
and you're viewing their life. And then he realizes the
next morning, once you sober up, what had happened.
Speaker 2 (26:47):
It's like my buddy Garrett sent me a clip of
Dana White. He was on some podcast called The Blue Corner.
Speaker 1 (26:53):
Oh yeah, go listen to that.
Speaker 2 (26:54):
No, no, no, and Dana White talked about the one time
he lost three million dollars in a night of black
jack black jacket.
Speaker 1 (27:01):
I've seen it, watched it. He loses a million every
time he plays.
Speaker 2 (27:05):
He said he was at the Rio and he was
with some buddies and they were draories from Vegas Stories
from Vegas Stana edition, and he said he went out
and they were drinking, drinking. They're like, oh, let's go
to the high Limit you know table, And he said,
I continue to drink.
Speaker 1 (27:24):
I don't know the high limit.
Speaker 2 (27:25):
I don't know the high limit room either. But he went.
He's drinking, drinking, drinking, and he had this penthouse suite,
you know what I mean. And he went and gambled, gambled, gambled,
and then he left and he went home and didn't
even sleep in this suek and he got a right,
he got it, took a cab home or whatever, got
a driver home, and he woke up the next day
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and he caught the host had texted him and said,
hey man, you're gonna go ahead and pay for this
or whatever. And he called him back. He's like, hey man,
sorry about that. You know, I can't believe I lost
eighty thousand last night. And the host goes, uh, Dana,
you didn't lose eighty thousand. He lost three million. And
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Dana said, what, I had that call one time about
four hundred dollars. He said, yeah, he goes at like
three am. You we wouldn't give you a bigger marker.
So you made me get the GM of the casino
on the phone at three am, and he wouldn't give
you a higher marker, and you started calling him a
fucking pussy, and so he gave you a bigger marker.
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And you find you lost a total of three million
dollars last night. Dana.
Speaker 1 (28:37):
He's like, oh, all right, why he doesn't drink anymore?
Goes that sounds like something I would do when he plays.
Now he ain't drinking, and.
Speaker 2 (28:47):
That's what he said. But he said when I And
that's when I learned that I can't drink and play
at the same time.
Speaker 1 (28:52):
I just figured it out because yeah, now that he plays,
he does Tobo Chico's and he puts like some amino
acids in him or something. Dude, I know, but he
loses a million. He has markers. I've sent a picture
and posted on sore Losers before there'll be one hundred
chips with one hundred on a red chip, which is
one hundred thousand. He'll have ten of them sitting. I mean, dude,
he's always down, always, and then these people their goal
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is to win it back. Then, so I follow this
other guy, John Siria Sarasani. He's a big black jack
betting guy. I'm going to Atlantic City man playing in
a black jack poker tournament. He got knocked out of that,
and so then he starts using his own money. Bro.
He was down forty thousand, was prepared to leave there
down one hundred thousand in a free tournament because he
did the free tournament and then was addicted. He gets
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addicted every weekend and so then he was down forty.
Speaker 2 (29:36):
Thousand during the week. He loses that addiction.
Speaker 1 (29:39):
During the week he does his cameos and shit, so
he feels like he's being productive and then he gets
that gambling hitch. Every weekend, he'll go Bahamas, he'll go Vegas,
He'll go there's place in Chicago he.
Speaker 2 (29:48):
Goes did you say Atlantic City?
Speaker 1 (29:50):
He went to Atlantic City?
Speaker 2 (29:51):
Yeah, yo, coachers, I'm heading down to Atlantic City now
to hit up the casino. Mike quit my job and
become a full time blackjack player. I'm looking to I'm
out on top and leave a high roller. So wish
me luck. Hope I don't end up sleeping underneath the boardwalk.
Thanks bros. And keep it real. Marco from the Bronx.
Speaker 1 (30:10):
So he went to Atlantic City down forty thousand, ended
up winning him back, and he said he left up
seven hundred dollars. So the dude was throwing around one
hundred thousand dollars throughout the weekend and left with seventy
dollars or seven hundred. It's not the that you left up.
It's not the seven hundred dollars. It's that that you
fed that addiction with one hundred thousand dollars, and it
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showed you how deep you can go on a free
tournament that you entered. It's like, but yeah, so that's
what he does. That's what Dana does the same. Damn thing.
It's all about winning the money back. You're never on top.
Speaker 2 (30:42):
It's like my cousin when he worked for in baseball,
he was minor league. I don't remember what team of
was the right these fall stories from Vegas and there
was a like a top draft pick. They were in
Vegas shot and playing blackjack, and he had some strategy
where he doubled every bet. If he lose, double it,
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double it, double it.
Speaker 1 (31:05):
Yeah, that's the Smithsonian way of playing.
Speaker 2 (31:07):
I don't know. But at some point he was down
like thirty two thousand dollars double it, and he kept
going and he said at the end of the night
he ended up winning one hundred and twenty five thousand.
But the fact is he was down thirty two at
some point, and you know, just all right, keep going
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like I can't dude.
Speaker 1 (31:31):
It gives me, It gives me just the Oh, guys,
I made that up. It's not Smithsonian. There's some sort
of theory about that where you just keep doubling it.
I have no idea, but you have to have a
huge bank roll, correct. But Baser one time did this
with twenty dollars on roulette. It was at where'd you
guys make fun of us when we stayed in Reno.
Oh yeah, I know where he's south Lake or South
south Point, south Point. We're staying there. We got a
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free room. Leave me alone. And Baser had twenty okay,
and she didn't roulette. And she goes, hey, what I've
learned with this roulette is if you lose, you just
keep doubling it up. So maybe she had had it
built up to about forty or fifty dollars. It was
a beautiful start to theday Mimosa's I had an Alabama
money line or not money line. They had to win
by five fifty two points. They did, and it was
it was a beautiful day.
Speaker 2 (32:14):
Fifty two points of money line.
Speaker 1 (32:15):
Totally different, totally different. So I was rooting for about
eight touchdowns that day. Anyways, she goes, hey, watch this,
watches I built you to fifty dollars because I learned
this thing, if you just keep doubling, you'll always win
it eventually. So she kept doubling doubly, doubly, doubly doubly double. Okay,
I guess it doesn't always work back down to zero dollars.
I was like, okay, Besis, that's how the casinos get you. Hey,
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but dude, I'll never forget the look in her eyes
because she was so confident that she figured out a
glitch in the machines that if you just keep doubling,
you'll always end up winning.
Speaker 2 (32:48):
Here's the here's a bad sign of thing that's gonna happen.
If someone comes up to you in Vegas and says,
I have the perfect strategy for blank eh alarm bells
go off. There is no such thing as a perfect
strategy for anything, bro, I need to do. Unless you
can count cards, that's the only perfect strategy you can have.
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Besides that, there is no such thing as a foul,
fool proof plan, strategy, whatever you want to call it.
Speaker 1 (33:18):
Two conventions ago in Vegas, the dude has a five
hundred dollars I'm just gonna call it the ameliorate strategy.
I have no idea what it's called. But you put
out five hundred dollars throughout the table, and there's only
four numbers that you can lose on. Dude. I saw
that dude whittle is money down. I mean he had
I think a thousand or something like that. It lasted
where he goes, Hey, man, you can play on this
forever and you keep getting loyalty points because it looks
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like you're playing, but you're just winning a little bit here,
a little bit there, and you just get a bunch
of royalty. Dude, he did about six six spins and
he'd blown through a thousand dollars of rewards points. And
I'm like, because the theory is you're supposed to end
up then with about like, I mean, you kind of
you just want to be in the same vicinity. You
never will lose, but it looks like you're playing at
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the cameras, so they give you drinks and they give
you coppy meals. The only point things he couldn't have
hit was like a two and a double zero.
Speaker 2 (34:08):
Dude.
Speaker 1 (34:08):
The double zero hit like three out of the six
times the two was hitting. He was so excited telling
us this strategy. He lost it about ten minutes.
Speaker 2 (34:20):
Hey, but when you have a full proof strategy, let
me tell you run the other direction. Just say this
is a fun way, this is how I play. Never
if anybody tells you, oh, you can't lose doing blank,
guess what you don't lose doing blank, and we'll take
a break. Lose my marriage, right, So I thought I
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was gonna lose my marriage yesterday.
Speaker 1 (34:45):
Kiss the guy.
Speaker 2 (34:45):
No, because you got NBA playoffs, you got NHL playoffs,
you got Scotty Scheffler trying to win at the RBC Heritage.
And my wife's like, oh, by the way, our middle son,
baby Box two, has a birthday party this afternoon.
Speaker 1 (35:04):
There's another birthday man.
Speaker 2 (35:05):
She said, it's at three o'clock. And I said, okay, yeah, cool,
she goes, And I went ahead and asked, you know,
since it's someone's house, if we can bring the other
brothers and they said, yeah, that's no problem. Come on,
and I in my head, I was like, well, wait
a minute, why didn't you just ask me if I
wanted to keep the other two home and we play
around here?
Speaker 1 (35:25):
Yeah, you guys got to play zone.
Speaker 2 (35:27):
Man, you didn't ask me that. You just decided we
all wanted to go to the birthday party. She goes, well,
I mean, if they said all the kids can come,
I thought it'd be fun for Amal to come. And
I'm sitting here, going so I'm going to show up
to this birthday party on a Sunday afternoon. And no,
the Masters was last weekend, so it's not a huge tournament.
But there's a lot of sports on Teamy with the
NBA starting, the NHL, all that, Major League Baseball having
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day games on Sunday. But I'm going to show up
to this birthday party and I'm going to be one
of the only dads there. I understand the dads are
the two kids that are having the birthday party. They'll
be there. But that's probably it.
Speaker 1 (36:02):
Right, But your wife's your representative. She's also your personal assistant,
your secretary. She needs to know the events that are
catered to you. This isn't an event for you.
Speaker 2 (36:11):
This is not an event for me. And so I'm like,
all right, it's a good wife. Here we go. So
we get in the car and we drive, roll down
the windows, wind blowing in the hair, and we pull
up and I'm like, oh, that's the house, all right.
So we park on.
Speaker 1 (36:27):
The street and hello, Butler.
Speaker 2 (36:30):
As we're getting out, and we don't even know whose
house this is because there's two kids having the birthday party,
so we don't even know which kid's house it is.
Speaker 1 (36:35):
So, while I'm learning, you just show up to a
kid's birthday party and just everybody shows up.
Speaker 2 (36:40):
Yeah, basically, what it was, and from the front you
could see the bouncy house in the back. All uh,
there's no fence like so it's wide open. They can
run and roam.
Speaker 1 (36:49):
Get you one of those for about ten thousand dollars,
the Dodd said, And we don't know it was rented.
Speaker 2 (36:54):
And I'm like, I still don't know whose house it is.
And then the car in front of us, the people
get out. Oh there's another dad. Okay, hey, not bad,
not bad. Good start going, Mark, good, good start, good star?
What up Matt? What's up?
Speaker 1 (37:04):
Dude? Hey? Man? You sucking off some ultras?
Speaker 2 (37:07):
I mean, the truth is, I've known this guy for
four and four years. Still don't know his name.
Speaker 1 (37:12):
That's the worst. And you can't let him get that far.
Speaker 2 (37:14):
Yeah. I know his wife's name, but he's kind of quiet,
so I don't really know his name. Well just I'm
thinking it's Matt. Now I think my wife said it's Matt,
but I'll have to ask her again today. Uh So
I say, hey, man, how's it going, And we're like, hey,
do you know whose house this is? No, we're not
sure either.
Speaker 1 (37:30):
All right, A lot of facts getting spewed.
Speaker 2 (37:33):
So the two older boys like, can we go and
I'm like yeah, and they go running for the house
and they go in the front door, free range, and
my four year old comes running back out. Dad Dad,
I'm like, yeah, what Bud, Yeah, my name, don't wear
it out. He goes, it's Mark's house.
Speaker 1 (37:50):
I asked, uh, leave it to the kids to make
you look.
Speaker 2 (37:56):
So he went up to the kids mom and said, hey,
is this Mark's house or is this Brian's house? She goes,
this is Mark's house. And he came outside to tell
me it's Mark's house.
Speaker 1 (38:06):
I asked, I already knew. How's it going, Debbie?
Speaker 2 (38:10):
So awkward?
Speaker 1 (38:12):
How I remember your name?
Speaker 2 (38:13):
So you walk in, Oh, hey, how's it going. Good
to see you. Good to see you. I've never met you.
I've seen you at the school, but never you know,
said hi, cool. Cool. They have the golf and they
have the RBC heritagehn perfect suspended due to weather. Yeah,
there was about a two to four windows, so they
were just showing replace. So then I go out in
(38:33):
the backyard and they got the table set up, and
they got the bouncy house, and then there it is,
I mean, a dad, a dad, a dad, multiple dads,
more than I could have imagined.
Speaker 1 (38:48):
Hey, guys want a sword fight.
Speaker 2 (38:50):
And they had the old bucket of beer, just lying
a big old trough of beer. They had four different
types of wine and GEcho I don't.
Speaker 1 (39:01):
Drink them, aparol sprits and a prosecco.
Speaker 2 (39:03):
There you go. They had all these different things for
the ladies, and they had juice boxes for the kid.
So every dad is walking around the backyard with a
beer in their hand, just hanging out. And there was
a couple dads. It didn't turn into a birthday party
these two dads. It was who can drink the most beer?
Speaker 1 (39:21):
Ah, hey, Rever, it's about the kids.
Speaker 2 (39:23):
I'm like, hey, we're at a birthday party. I need
another beer. I'm already done my third one. He's like, yeah,
I guess I'll take a fourth, all right.
Speaker 1 (39:29):
And I'm like, dude, we always got a cousin. He's
got on a race to tend every holiday. Oh, I
love it.
Speaker 2 (39:35):
I don't know these guys were friends before today, or
they showed up together and they said, Hey, you want
a bet who can drink more beers at this birthday party?
They boath just like to suck off along. I mean
they were sucking them off, and I was like.
Speaker 1 (39:46):
Damn right, boys, you got one for me to suck on.
Speaker 2 (39:49):
Dude, I swear they didn't get more than five feet
from that beer trough the whole time.
Speaker 1 (39:52):
Haha. The one guy's leaning on it.
Speaker 2 (39:56):
I was like, Wow, Okay, this is how it's gonna be.
And I mean, you want to know, yeah, I want
to no one, all right, let's get another one. And
I'm like, cool man, like, I guess your wives are
driving home. I don't know you guys, do you well?
Speaker 1 (40:06):
And I also said that I made a comment yesterday
to basier people that are doing that on a Sunday.
He's got easy jobs on them on their.
Speaker 2 (40:13):
What Yeah, maybe you're the boss. I don't know. Maybe
you don't have it to go into the office. Maybe
you work remote.
Speaker 1 (40:18):
One of our friends partying pretty hard on Sunday. I said,
let's not have that hard of a job.
Speaker 2 (40:22):
Yeah. Like I talked to one of the moms and
I'm like, oh, you know what, you what you get
into this weekend? I talk about my weekend about you.
She goes, Oh, we just got back from New York.
Speaker 1 (40:31):
Oh the New York pizza. I love it. The beat slices.
Speaker 2 (40:33):
Yeah, yeah, well, and she was like, she goes, I
got pepperoni, My husband got cheese.
Speaker 1 (40:40):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (40:41):
Oh cool? Interesting said it was a friend's fortieth birthday.
So they went up to New York and the kids
stayed here with her parents. And she was like, and
you know, you think, oh, I'm gonna sleep, I'm gonna
get someone as sleep. She goes, But we're aut till
four in the morning every night, and so I.
Speaker 1 (40:53):
Mean, how do you roll with that cofference?
Speaker 2 (40:59):
And she's like, well, you know, you sleep till nine,
But he really only got five hours of sleep because
we drank too much and we ate, and she goes,
Then I got on a plane back today, She goes,
I got off the plane at one thirty. Heck, this
party was at three, so I got to the house
at two thirty, grabbed the kids. Guess what, husband he
was not there. Hey, all that time partying. I mean,
not even enough time left for you to be a
good mom. Needless to say, she did not partake in
(41:25):
the wine or the beer at the party. She was
on the water get the hydration ste Yeah, she was
in the hydration station. And I mean every five minutes
you hear a kid crying because the bouncy house, they're
all knocking each other. People are getting hit. There's a
swing set. Kids are falling off the swing set, and
you're just like, oh, is that my kid crying?
Speaker 1 (41:42):
No?
Speaker 2 (41:42):
No, no, okay cool. And then at one point they
ate cake and they blow out the candles and they
didn't go to take the cake to slice it, and
some of the icing got smeared on the table and
my four year old yells out, hey, can I lick
the icing off the table? I don't know him. Oh
my gosh, so embarrassing. So they eat cake and my
(42:04):
two year old comes up to me. It's like, eh, eh, hands, hands,
they're all dirty, John. So I get a baby wipe.
I wipe them down.
Speaker 1 (42:12):
You carry those in the pocket or what?
Speaker 2 (42:14):
Well? Actually I used a I got a bottle of water,
poured it on his hand, and use a napkin. But
baby wipe was just easier to say. You have him
in the car just in case. And there's a lot
of babies there, so you get to ask someone for one.
But all I could find was a napkin. I tried
to just use my hand, but it wasn't coming off.
Speaker 1 (42:28):
See if I'm a parent, dude, I'm carrying those baby
wipes in my back pocket always.
Speaker 2 (42:32):
Yeah, you'll see the new parents.
Speaker 1 (42:34):
Ray if you come hang out with would you mind
doing that?
Speaker 2 (42:36):
Yeah? They carry baby the baby bag like they're gonna
change the diaper everywhere. I'm like, guys, once you've had one,
you realize you don't need to carry it to the
grocery store because I mean, you're not gonna change it
right there in the store. You're gonna go outside to
the car. Yeah. So it's crazy, but anyway, right, we're smarter.
So then like twenty minutes later, my wife comes up
and say, hey, you've seen baby box three. Hey, I'll drive.
(42:58):
I said, yeah, I just wiped it his hands. You know,
he was going over to the bouncy house. Now I
don't see him at the bouncy house.
Speaker 1 (43:07):
Let me at the bouncy house.
Speaker 2 (43:09):
Let me look in the swing set. Oh, he's not
in the swing set. She goes, I'll go look inside.
She goes, you look, you look out front because there's
no fence.
Speaker 1 (43:16):
And now all of a sudden, you guys are doing
uh amber alerts almost.
Speaker 2 (43:21):
Oh we're not. We're not raising alarm yet. We haven't
notified any of the other parents that we have a
two year old missing. We are just walking around. I
walk around the front of the house, look down the street.
Speaker 1 (43:30):
Nothing the worst feeling though, right, Are you nervous right
now or no? Not yet, because we're not nervous looking
for the cat till about five minutes past.
Speaker 2 (43:38):
Not yet, I'm not nervous. Then I come back around
the back and she comes out of the house goes,
he's not in there, and I said, he wasn't out front.
Speaker 1 (43:44):
Are you thinking kidnapping.
Speaker 2 (43:45):
I'm not thinking kidnapping. I'm thinking he wandered, but I might.
He's not really a wanderer. He's not really going to
go far without his brothers.
Speaker 1 (43:52):
You got one of those GPS ers on him.
Speaker 2 (43:53):
No, we don't have a GPS.
Speaker 1 (43:54):
I had track those suckers.
Speaker 2 (43:56):
And so my I'm not stummach is starting to get
a little and I'm gonna go because there's woods behind
wait house.
Speaker 1 (44:02):
Stomachs. So you're thinking you're gonna eat before you look
for your kid.
Speaker 2 (44:05):
No, No, it's like getting that uneasy feeling a little bit.
Speaker 1 (44:08):
I said, you're ready for some food.
Speaker 2 (44:12):
But during the search, I did grab some carrots and hummus.
Speaker 1 (44:18):
If I'm being yeah, honey, I went to track the backyard.
There's no no kids by the beer trough for the
food tray.
Speaker 2 (44:26):
If I'm being for real, I did get some carrots
and hummus because I was like, man, if I'm gonna
be searching, I need to have a full stomach. And
then I start walking towards the woods and there he
is a two year old. He's behind the bouncy house.
But it's a clear net except for one little section,
and he was standing at that one section just playing
with the toy back there by.
Speaker 1 (44:45):
Himself, by himself. Got him though, got him? Was he
trying to hide?
Speaker 2 (44:50):
No, he was just he found like a toy motorcycle
and he was just driving it up and down the
bouncy house. But it was the part where it was
not see through, so you couldn't see him.
Speaker 1 (45:00):
And he's all happy.
Speaker 2 (45:01):
He's like hey, dad, car and I'm like yeah. And
that was it, man, that was my weekend. And then
I mean, it was a great birthday party. So it
was a lot better than I thought it was going
to be. So that's how I almost lost my wife.
But we stayed together and I didn't really miss anything
because the Heritage didn't finish. Uh the chevron, the Woman's
(45:22):
one was already over, not that I was watching it.
Speaker 1 (45:24):
I don't worry. They showed the Woman's.
Speaker 2 (45:26):
And the NBA, let me tell you, I don't know
anything about basketball because all these teams just blow them out.
They blow each other. They're not even close games except
for last night, and I didn't stay up and watch it. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (45:36):
The NBA was very interesting, man, very interesting.
Speaker 2 (45:40):
Yeah, I don't really understand it.
Speaker 1 (45:41):
No, it's it's easy to understand, but it teems like
it's a Boston Nuggets world. And then maybe just maybe
the Clippers because Kawhi wasn't even playing and they finned
a cook.
Speaker 2 (45:53):
Wu I didn't play, no, and they still won that bad?
Oh boy are they? Is he supposed to be back?
I know he had a knee swelling.
Speaker 1 (46:02):
But just took one off. They needed to be fine.
Speaker 2 (46:04):
Oh is that what it was?
Speaker 1 (46:05):
Yeah? I think right now at twelve hundred, I would
almost put a little cash on Clippers.
Speaker 2 (46:09):
I mean I did get a text. I got a
text from my buddy John, who lives down in Houston.
He's from Dallas. I blanking hate basketball. Why do we
do this. I got that yesterday at four to forty
nine PM, and I was like, what's he talking about.
I looked up the score and I was like, oh,
and I replied it's one game. Don't jump yet. Have
(46:32):
you already jumped? Because I didn't reply till five thirty
and I haven't got a reply to he mana jump.
Speaker 1 (46:38):
Oh yeah, Well, my buddy Danny did one hundred and
fifty dollars on the heat money line without Jimmy Butler, Like,
that's just like monetary suicide.
Speaker 2 (46:49):
Some people are just stupid, Like what do you?
Speaker 1 (46:50):
And then then he hit us this morning. He hit
every other bed except for that one, and he goes
shaking my head, can't believe it. I'm like, no, no, no, dude.
Before the game I got, I wasn't even close before
the game. I mean, so the game started out twelve
to nothing, so he got no enjoyment out of that
one hundred and fifty dollars.
Speaker 2 (47:05):
I mean, I was watching. I turned it on. I
watched about two minutes. I was like, boring, and I
turned it over to the golf tournament. Even though the
golf tournament was Scheffler was just teeing off and I
was like, am I really interested in the RBC heritage?
Not really, But it's better than that basketball game.
Speaker 1 (47:21):
What we were though, because it's in South Carolina. We're
going to South Carolina, creas good, seeing the trees in
the water the Atlantic all yeah.
Speaker 2 (47:28):
And my five year old was sitting there watching it
with me, and he goes, Dad, if the golfers, if
they they need to take a break, they just get
on a boat and go for a ride in the water.
And I was like, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's what they do.
I was like, yeah, if they get tired, they just
take the boat out. He goes, well, we could take
a boat out too and go in the water, right,
And I was like yeah, and he goes, oh okay, and
(47:48):
then he goes, why do they have a golf field
right next to the water their rich son, And I said, Bud,
first of all, it's called a course. Second of all,
it's not called a pitch, and second of all, because
it makes it harder. And he goes, what if they
hit every ball in the water. I'm like, that wouldn't
be good. He goes, that.
Speaker 1 (48:07):
Would be called brother Pitts.
Speaker 2 (48:11):
Have a good Monday. We're out.
Speaker 1 (48:14):
Thanks, Ray I needed that out.
Speaker 2 (48:16):
That was good, bro.
Speaker 1 (48:17):
I've been chipping every day, man.
Speaker 2 (48:18):
I beg, your chipping's on point. I need to work
on chipping. I suck at.
Speaker 1 (48:21):
I need to get within that ten stroke gap of
you and me, just so it can be competitive again.
Speaker 2 (48:27):
Yeah, I agree. I'm going to play tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (48:29):
My cousin plays every Monday, like eighteen holes.
Speaker 2 (48:32):
Why do you go so damn tired, dude?
Speaker 1 (48:35):
I just told him, I go, dude, I can't because
then Tuesday would suck so much ass. But you just
always know people's jobs. If they can play eighteen holes
on a weekday, if they can suck off ten beers
from a trough on a Sunday job, ain't that hard.
I'm gonna be real, see a girl doing bottle service,
shaking her hangars on a Sunday, starting to think her
(48:57):
job Monday. Ain't that hard? I didn't say somebody else?
Did somebody else?
Speaker 2 (49:02):
Did you see? This is why you live your life.
Speaker 1 (49:05):
Baser goes out part look at her having a time
of her life. I'm like, on a sun if I
did that, If I was doing that on a Sunday,
I never would be able to go into work on Monday.
Speaker 2 (49:18):
No way.
Speaker 1 (49:19):
No, it would be a day from hell like it
just speaks volumes.
Speaker 2 (49:24):
This is exactly your problem.
Speaker 1 (49:28):
Arnold has an easy job. He gets schlit faced on
a Sunday.
Speaker 2 (49:32):
You stress out about the future way too much. You
are worried about being a tired on a Tuesday if
you play golf on a Monday, so you can't even
enjoy anything. So during the week you think you can't
do anything for enjoyment because you're so stressed out about
the next day. You know what I do, I'll go
(49:52):
play golf tomorrow. Am I gonna be tired on Wednesday? Yes,
But guess what I'm gonna do. Suck it up and
be tired because I got to enjoy that round of
golf on Tuesday.
Speaker 1 (50:02):
Remember Gars on a Tuesday night.
Speaker 2 (50:04):
Yeah, you bailed out early and I came and slept
at the studio. That was different. It was at like
ten o'clock at night their lives.
Speaker 1 (50:12):
But there were people there getting hammered, and there were
easy jobs.
Speaker 2 (50:17):
Good point.
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