Lunchbox Does Something He Said He Would NEVER DO

Lunchbox has said forever that he would never do this but he has caved and we also have a special guest Morgan #2 coming on to talk about her chance of winning The Sore Losers March Madness Bracket. Would you be upset if they did this at your kid's school? We pick who is going to be play for the National Championship and welcome mack to Major League Baseball

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:09):
Up there, mikes. What up, everybody? I am lunchbox. I
know the most about sports, so I'll give you the
sports facts, my sports opinions because I'm pretty much a

(00:31):
sports junior. What's up, everybody. I'm Eddie and I know
the least about sports. But I'm your average sports fan,
your sports watcher. Don't know the who's who's, don't know
the what's. What's what up? Y'all? It is siss. I'm
from the North Alpha Male. Live on the west side
of Nashville, actually very close to the city. You just
take the Expressway about ten minutes going seventy five and
on the weekends being Bazer shotgun Hard Selzer's guys over

(00:53):
to you. I'll just go ahead and hit it, guys
real quick. Before you hit that, you hit they already did.
Um sorry I was late. Um you guys into coming
into work today there was an active shooter. It looks
like they're still active shooting. What yeah, so so like
I'm trying to get to work or what are you
talking about? And there are cop cars everywhere and traffic

(01:16):
and people trying to get in and out whatever, and
there's a news guy on the sidewalk shooting video and
come on, man, I commune shooting or shooting video video?
It was it was a live shot. So me being
a Newsy coach, I mean, I communicate with these people.
So I rout my window down. So I rolled the
window down, like, hey, man, what's happening over there? He's like, dude,
active shooter right now at Quinta. I'm like, really, what

(01:38):
else you know? It's all we know right now. Man,
I'm just getting b roll right now. The reporters on
the way, we'll get more information. Can you pull your
jeep out of here? You're not with the dudes? Hey,
I'm blocking the shot. Can you move your car so
I can get a shot of a cop car? Dude?
What sucks? And also that golf bag in the back.
That's awesome, dude, what is it? A pusher? Yeah? Store

(01:58):
Losers Nation got deaf me for my birthday. I just
turned forty five the other day. Do you see it?
I did? It? Looked awesome? No? No, no, the active
the news. Oh I have found him. Okay, So I
got a tweet right here that says that working. What
does it say working? Uh? Here's one. Here we go,
here you go, heavy PD presence at the Laquinta end
at Sidco Drive with a helicopter flying over swat has

(02:22):
been called. According to police on the scene. Don't know
circumstances the situation, but at least one person. Guys, I
know more than they do right now. Camera dude told
me active shooter situation. Well, here I googled active shooter Nashville,
and it comes up ban Joe oversold surveillance software's features
Utah auditor says, we'll read more. Coach, Okay, that's probably

(02:45):
not the article. Coach, Well, I don't understand ban Joe
man sells. How do how does something about a bogo
deal with Banjoe's and guitar? How does that come up?
Maybe you have to activate the ban Joe and then
you hut, that is why. Okay, And maybe maybe I'm
just not very good at googling things. You all know

(03:06):
you're not good at anything. I'm not good at googling,
and I'm not. But I put active shooter Nashville. I
figured that would be the top thing you would put
in if there's an active shooter in Nashville. The thing is,
there's the story that comes up, is ban Joe oversold
software's feature guys, and it's breaking news. Uh question, if
you're trying to find it, is Twitter the best still
or is now dick tok you took the words right

(03:27):
out of my Twitter. Twitter. If you want fast news,
it's Twitter lunch. You're looking at Google. They don't publish
articles sometimes they pull up tweets sometimes, but but the
article they have to publish takes forever and they want
to get all the information right. So Twitter is reckless.
Twitter would just be like, Hey, I'm at the scene,
I see a guy with a gun, I see cops.

(03:49):
This is what's happening, And you kind of get more
information on Twitter trying to find out. This says cyclopedia
it has a hotel, but it says Nashville business owner's
help after weekend flood Apedia shooter McGavin. He's a character.
I do hope everybody's okay, coach me too. But I
mean it was crazy, crazy, crazy crazy kind of tough

(04:10):
though with the breaking news in these pre records. Well,
I mean it's okay. I don't think people are going
to do research. One's gonna do research. Maybe they're gonna
find out, maybe they'll really is the average person who
listen to this is doing nothing at their job and
they're just that's not true. That's not true. When I
worked in news, I would listen to radio shows while
I was working. So would I. There's a lot of

(04:31):
sitting around, coach pimp. When I worked at Grande Communications,
I did tell communication marketing dude. One phone here on
the customer, the other one I had a sports show.
I would always listening. Would you ever confuse the conversations
like all the time? Like home run, home run, not
home run? That's not a home run? Deal? Sorry about that? Okay, um,

(04:51):
Yes that was bad placed on afternoon baseball? Sorry? What
was the question? Yes you want the Grande triple play? Yes,
all three package, cable, Internet and phone. It's Sissan Raymundo here.
Oh stolen base I mean no, you didn't steal because
I was a steal. I mean steal of a deal man,
steal of a deal. He was in there. I've never

(05:12):
had a job where I can do that. Let's go Yankees.
You only have like three jobs. I really have amazing
pushed a cart. I either talked on a microphone or
I yanked mine four jobs. Well before I had this job,
I had a lot of jobs because I had. I
mean I worked at Sam's pushing cars, know that one
and Duncan Duncan Jonnah. Yeah, and then I went to Walmart.

(05:35):
When I got laid off from Sam's, I went to
Walmart because they were the same company. Pushed cards there,
and then I went to Jason's Deli. Then I came here.
But I also was an orientation leader at U T.
S A. I worked for the San Antonio Spurs, so
I had a lot of mixture of jobs. But I
had you get paid for this, you know, I got
paid for the Spurs job and every because you only

(05:57):
worked half the home games. And you know what you got.
You got paid by the our plus man who would
slap your ass. Plus you got two tickets to the
games you weren't working. What's your name, skinny guy? He
never said that to you. No, no, But I played
Tony Parker one on one? What about Tony? So you
played one on one with him? But he still didn't
know your name? Yeah, more like one on zero coach,
But we get the image you were invisible too, but

(06:21):
you're basically a traffic coach. Hey, did your knees buckle?
Did you fall over? No? It was more he was.
I was standing there and he I need a LUs
was challenging the ball boy to practice. He's like, pick
and roll? Pick and roll? What are you doing? Pick
and roll? So I'll set the scene. If you're looking

(06:43):
at the car court from left or right, we're on
the right end. I see it, like yes, So we're
on the right hand basket and we're standing there and
he I'm just kind of there and it's just him,
and so there's no one else there, just you and Tony. Yeah,
there's no one else shooting nothing. This is our worse
before the game. And Tony's there early. Tony's there early.
This is I mean rookie season. It's what players today,

(07:06):
rookie you know, Like he was really young, young dude.
And so he starts shooting and I'm just standing there.
And then so I'm standing on the court and then
he starts come here, come here. So he did say
you skinny kid, and then he kind of does like
a fake like oh up and under past me, and
he does like a couple of trick shots and he
missed him. So it's me kind of playing one on

(07:27):
one with Tony Parker and we're talking wait wait wait, wait, wait, wait,
back it up. So, so he called you over there
just to mess with you, not to really like help. Well,
I mean, so he called you over and then you
did a couple of Harlem globe He did a couple
of Harlem globe trotter tricks, and then you went on
your way. I guess maybe we were just hey, how's
it going, Hey, how's it going? Oh? You know, I
want to shoot? They call that shooting them. Yeah, you

(07:49):
want to shoot? Okay, cool. So then he does a
couple of trick you know, and then did you shoot
at all? No? I didn't shoot. I didn't shoot on Tony,
I didn't get because you didn't do anything. But we
got guys warming up for team's NBA bats everything else,
and he's shooting the pig with lunch. Come on, I
hope my guys are better prepared for a bat. Like

(08:09):
I said, he did just kind of a trick under
up and under I thought you were like a make
a wish or something like, like somebody that maybe got
a charity ticket. No, And so I did that for
about ten minutes and I went and sat down on
the bench and that's when my boss came. He goes,
what hell do you think you're doing He got the

(08:30):
gatorade bottles squirting it in his face. Yeah, it's all
fold the T shirts. Sorry about that. Coach Tony needed
me and my boss, Mike Plumber talks to me. He's like,
what are you doing? You think you're doing? Man? And
I'm like, well, he's talking to me when we just
act like I don't hear him, Like, I mean, sorry,
you do that sometimes in the show. That's different. I mean,

(08:50):
Tony Parker is there talking to you. Am I supposed
to just be like, hey, sorry, man, not a loow
to talk to you. I'm not supposed to talk to
you or just ignore him, or I like I can't
hear him. No, he talks to me. I'm gonna talk back.
He tells me, let's play some basketball. Let's play some basketball.
You come over here. I'm sorry, I don't hear anything.
I don't know what you're saying because I can't hear you.
I'm looking at Iceman Germans retired Jersey. What a dream

(09:12):
job though? You love the Spurs and get that. No,
not coach. He did it because he he loves the Spurs.
Because he did that, I did fall in love with
the Spurs more because of that, and you got to
see what a cool organization and how everything was run,
and everyone was so nice and friendly at the organization
that it really did enhance my love for the Spurs. Well,
I think the Spurs are out of the whole league,

(09:33):
the team that no one really almost like, the team
in the bad part of town, the team that doesn't
have a lot of money, the team that doesn't have
a lot of flash. I mean, really kind of the
black sheep of the league. Huh. It's just a small
market of Spurs for sure. I mean they're not combined
a lot of stuff there. They used to be boring.
Now they're more energetic. They don't have Tim Duncan, but

(09:55):
they don't have any superstars. Still not flashy coach, but
they're shooting a different tote, really different offense than we're
talking about with Lunch. That team was known for bounced
passes and boredom. They were more throw it into the post,
let Duncan back them down or rob you know. They
played very boring basketball. Then they adjusted started passing the
ball all around the court and then everybody's like, man,

(10:17):
we gotta catch up with the Spurs. They're just throwing
the ball in the rock around. They're passing it like magicians,
and then everybody started copying the Spurs. But we don't.
There's not a lot of big personalities that Tim Duncan
is not gonna get out there and have shoe deals
and me the most famous spur Ray no current Oh

(10:37):
uh do they have a guy named Patty Mills? They do?
Not the most famous. Uh. I mean the fact that
the new Patty Mills pretty good, that's pretty impressive. But
come on, that's all I got. Demarta Rosen there you go.
Other than that, you're screwed. I mean, that's that's it.
They don't. He's already ay to Brooklyn, But what the

(11:03):
how do we get on that? I don't know where
we went, but what a nice city that it is. No,
I want to talk about. I get an email from
the school right my kid goes to daycare and they say, hey,
not really a school coach. Well whatever, they say, Hey,
just so you know, we're gonna have an Easter egg
hunt tomorrow. I'm like, absolutely awesome. Sounds great. Let's got

(11:27):
yourn costume. And so they said, if you could send
some eggs that already filled, that would be great. Wait
what no, no, no, no, you're the school you're putting
on the Easter egg hunt. I already pay you guys money.
I don't need to provide the eggs that the kids
are going to find with candy in them. Am I

(11:49):
crazy for thinking that was a weird request? What if
we learned teachers? I believe that the status the teachers
excuse me out of their own pockets. So maybe the
same thing with daycare? Whatever school your kids at it
go it cost you nothing. Give them three eggs filled
with fifty cents. You go buy a bag of plastic eggs,
it's a dollar fifty. And then you buy a bag

(12:10):
of chocolates coach, that's two dollars, and there you go.
You spend four dollars. And so why doesn't the school
do that? Because they have to do that for twenty kids. Yeah,
but I'm already paying tuition. Everybody pays. WHOA, what do
you do? White? Taking your shirt off because it's really
hot in here? Well, I believe you show you gotta
talk on the mica. You didn't know he was on video.
I just maybe I'm just weird, but I was no, no, no,

(12:33):
it's them, not you it's what No, honey, it's it's them.
It's totally not you. You're in the right. That's like
asking me, Hey, we're gonna do coloring tomorrow, but you
need to send the coloring book. That No, Like, you're
the reason I send my kid there is You're supposed
to provide the activities. That's what you're there for. That's

(12:56):
what babysitting your kids. I mean, when a babysitter comes
to my house, two babysit my kids, which pretty much
is what day care is doing. Uh, they don't I mean,
and they don't bring anything. They don't bring supplies, they basic.
I basically have to feed them. I have to order
pizza for them if it's dinner time. That is part
of it, right, yeah, I mean they're gonna be there
through dinner. Get him a couple of my house. Coach,

(13:18):
it's the same. But when you're when you send your
kid to school, When you send your kid to school,
I have to send lunch with them, Coach. If you
have a dude babysitter, you gotta make sure of twelvers
on ice or what. Coach, When I send my kids
to school, So when you send your kid to school,
do you have to send him with the worksheets he's
gonna fill out? No? Not, they provide those, right, You're right, coach,
I mean they should provide everything. Coach. When you send

(13:40):
your kid to school, do you have to send the
playground with them? Or is it there at school that
they know? No, coach the playgrounds there with that school
coaches thought out his bit for the big show. You're
not going to make the you have interesting points. My point.
My point is this, maybe it is a negotiation battle
where you guys are trying to figure out who's gonna
put up a fight and who isn't. Maybe the daycare
scene where they can get away with so you, as

(14:02):
parent needs to stand up say this, and then maybe
another guy joins you. You don't look like such a
clown and you change the course of this daycare or
or coach, you show them who's boss and send baby
box with nothing. See what happens, coach. Or you put
one an egg where it looks like it's gonna be candy,
your money in there, but it's a rotten egg. It's
a buch a smelly egg. Jumpers on them, egg on

(14:24):
their face. Somebody did that to our studio here. What
they do They left her egg in here and they
waited for it to rot so we can smell it eventually.
But it never smelled. I remember, yeah, a tig tiger
Daniel did. And then they came in like two months later.
I like, you guys never smelled anything bad. It's like, no,
he reaches under one of the desk, like, daange, dude,
we put this thing two months ago. I guess it

(14:44):
doesn't smell waiting for it to I don't remember that
at all, because there's some fungus already that a C
is pumping out that are equally as bad as exactly
send them to school with no eggs. Oh, you're guarantee.
I'm not sending them with a It's ridiculous. Sit them
out and you can't get she's not gonna send him
with eggs. But your wife's gonna put in the kid's
bag as you want. No, she will not. That's like

(15:07):
a few weeks ago they said, oh, we're having a
book fair if you'd like to buy some books for
the school. What No, Like, why would I buy the
books for your classroom? That is the whole point of
having a daycare. They were having a book fair so
the kids can buy books not to keep. Well, No,
they had something they said, Oh, you can buy books,
and then here's a list that books would be good

(15:27):
in your kids classroom, like if you want to give
him a present. It's like, what, No, why would I
be buying books for your class? Daycare is genius? What's
the name of this daycare? We need to hear about.
We need to know the name of this No, we're
not saying the name of the daycare. I just I
can't believe they put all of it on you, Like, hey,
you're gonna pay to have your kid come to this daycare,

(15:49):
and then throughout the year, we're gonna ask you to
buy books for the daycare. You need to provide the
eggs and the candy for the Easter egg hunt. Here's
my question. Do you just come on the mic or
you actually going to voice these concern to the school. No,
he won't say anything. It's just a bit for the
big show. It irks me. No, I just don't send anything.
I don't buy the books and I don't send eggs
with no coach, Well, then the kid's not going to

(16:12):
participate in the Easter egg hunt. Don't say It doesn't
say you have to send eggs to participate. It says, oh,
if you can send eggs with candy, that way we
have some behind. It's like, no, little Timmy, is your
dad not at home? Yeah, he's home. You don't have
an involved dad. No, he's home, he said, knowing no eggs.

(16:33):
What you're coming across as a guy that's never there, Like,
I don't think you guys, But I'm saying the people
that bring stuff have good parents that care about the kid.
That they are a bunch of sucker, I know, but
they equate that to a kid having a good home.
Your kid keeps going with nothing, no books, nothing, Coach,
you seem real bad. I don't think there's a reason

(16:54):
to be all worked up the way you are. Like,
it's it's okay if you don't want to participate, don't participate.
But but but but no, in the future, coach, you
you know who's gonna suffer from this? Your kid? That's it.
If you want to do it and you think it's
worth the fight, hey, fight it, man, it's all you.
But who's gonna suffer? Why is he gonna suffer? Because
they're gonna say there's gonna be a point where it's like,

(17:17):
I'm not bringing cupcakes for someone else's birthday. They should
bring the cupcakes for their birthday. And then guess what,
everyone's gonna get a cupcake except your son, and you're
gonna be like that's stupid, and he's gonna be like, wow,
I still didn't get a cupcake. No, I understand if
it's a kid's birthday, if it's my kid's birthday, someone
else's kids, Yeah, why would I bring cupcakes for someone
else's birthday? That? See, I'm telling I'm guarantee there's gonna

(17:39):
be a situation like that that comes up and you're
not gonna agree with it. And guess who's not gonna
get a cookie? Your son? But it's fine you want
to argue it. Why would I bring cookie for someone
else's That's a fake example, but that's what I mean.
It's ridiculous. Okay. That's like if your school came to
you and said, hey, uh, I need you to buy
the textbooks for the classroom. What would you say, Uh, yeah,

(18:03):
how much do you need? I mean, coach, if you
had to if you lost a textbook in school, you
would have to do different. You lost it There's also
an old saying of sometimes you don't have to pick
every battle. You've got to be choosy. There's also a
good saying coach that says that something like let it go, ah,

(18:23):
don't worry, be happy coaches four dollars by the freaking eggs.
For instance, my apartment complex. This is a terrible example,
but they told us one day they're not going to
take our trash. So trash built up, and then it
ended up being a whole weekend. Guys ended up being
about a whole week. There was no valet trash pick up.
And I said, am I going to argue this about

(18:44):
how terrible it smells in the clubhouse, the lobby, how
awful it looks when I had people visit with all
this trash in front of people's doors, Or am I
just going to not give a rip and in a
week it'll all be better? Good one I chose the ladder, Yeah,
I expect that a funch. It it'll come in a week.
Did it get better? Yeah? I guess what. It doesn't
smell anymore. I almost forgot about the trash. I get it,

(19:05):
and so it's gonna go away. It's good because Easter
is gonna come and go and they're gonna have their
Easter right now forever. But I'm not going to provide
them eggs with candy when that is their responsibility if
they're having this event. Did you guys know that if
you miss trash Day and ray this doesn't I guess
concern you because you're an apartment Thank you coach for
the clarifications. But if you own a house in Nashville, whatever,

(19:29):
if you miss trash Day, whatever day that is, you
can call the city and say, hey, I miss trash Day.
Can you send a pick up any day of the
week and they come by and pick it up? Have
you done this multiple times? Try it in your local city.
And it's not a dump truck that comes. It's like
a pickup truck with like a little pick er upper.
It dumps in the back of a pickup truck. And no, no, no,

(19:50):
it's like a miniature trash truck. You know, almost like
if a car is a regular size dump truck. It's
like a golf cart. Got it? I would expect most
people don't know that. I know, coach, how did you
discover this? My wife? See, I'm responsible for taking the
trash out and sometimes I forget and then my wife
said it took one time. She goes, it's okay, I'll
call him and they'll come pick it up. Like what,

(20:11):
excuse me? Tuesday? Isn't this miracle magical day when it
has to be taken? She says, yeah, I mean they're
usually pretty cool about it. So let me call him.
She called him up. All right, we'll be there. Looks
like maybe tomorrow two o'clock. That's well, I don't have
that problem because I just have my trash can and
an alley, so they drive through the alley and they

(20:31):
get it, so you never have to take it out.
Where do you live? The Bronx Basically it's actually it's
actually Jersey, Yes Sandwich his car next to the comps
to how am I supposed to act? Move your car?
Forget about it? Well, Finnway as Boston coach. I know,

(20:51):
I just it started reminding me of the commercial and
I couldn't remember what was it for a car? A car,
a buick or somebody's something that parked itself? Yeah, I
don't packed it. What about that guy's trash? Forget about it?
So what do you think about the opening day games?
Last night? That pretty good, right? No? No, I have

(21:12):
an idea though, But since we're recording this on Thursday,
I want to know if you guys are on board,
and I will open a game account if you guys are. Hey,
if you guys want to do this, can we do
two versions of every game? Holy crap? Can I not
get the breaking news sound effect? I have a great idea.
He's opening an account. Wow, you're not. You gotta but
you have to do this from you have to agree

(21:35):
to do this. We gotta pick one major League baseball team. No. No,
last time we did this, we all agreed and I
thought we're gonna win a bunch of We bet the
Chargers to I went and lose seven games or whatever. Yeah,
I hit coach and we got paid twenty dollars. Either
we wait all season to get paid twenty dollars. Here's
the thing. No, no, this is even more exciting. Come on,

(21:58):
we bet nine dollars a day on one team, three
dollars each. Uh, three dollars each, and let's do the math.
It's a hundred sixty two games over four hundred dollars.
That's against my gambling rules. You know that, But you
know the two dollars a month. The team is gonna

(22:18):
win some games, so you won't have to put money in.
Are we betting against or for That's what I'm saying.
There's a chance all the teams can lose. That that
that That's what I'm saying. We decide baseball history. A
team went oh and one sixty two. Do we want
to pick a team that's gonna be really bad and
bet against them every day? Or do we pick a
team that's gonna be really good and bet on them

(22:40):
every single day. I've read articles about people that have
done this and made tons of money, but they end up.
The ones I've read are the ones that picked the
horrible teams and the actually and every day bet against. Okay,
who would be a horrible team? The Pirates horrible, the
Rangers horrible. I feel tames and just coming waves because

(23:01):
I understand that. But that's that's the fun. The beauty
of this. You have like an Indians or Yankees, or
like a Dodgers good and I feel like that might
be a better chance. Well, they have to win every
game by two coach money, right, just win, win or loose. Oh.
So that's what I'm saying, is this something you're like,

(23:22):
it's kind of fun, so you have something to cheer
for every baseball game. Tampa, Uh, Eddie, there's no way
Eddie's clearing that. I mean, I don't know if I
can get this approved. Let me pull up the worst team.
I want to see what they're saying. No, who cares
what they're saying. They may not be the worst team.
All you have to do. Let's let's say you start
with six. You give me six bucks. Day one they win,

(23:46):
so boom, that's six bucks now is into nine dollars,
and you have three days the sexes into twelve? What
six times two? If we win, No, everybody's gonna put
in three. Your three turns into three, is what I
was saying. This would be so fun. And we have
to pick one team? Is it one team every day?

(24:08):
Same team? You can't just try to guess every day,
because that's where you get in trouble. You just pick
one team. The Pirates are expected to be hands on favorite,
the absolute worst team, and made really why so we
could we could just bet against the Pirates every single day.
So we're not betting on one specific team, it's just
whoever the Pirates are playing. We bet. Well, if we

(24:30):
go Pirates Cubs, So we're bet the Cubs, okay, but
we're doing Cubs money line because then you're not gonna
win six, You're gonna win like two. No, no, no, okay,
because you're doing money line and you're gonna start an
account for this. Yes, if you guys agree and you're
gonna give me the money and you're gonna open the account,
I'll place the bets and I would love to bet

(24:51):
against if we were gonna bet, I might do that
just so he opens up again. Is it the same
team that we agree on? Are we gonna switch it
halfway through? And we should have the ability after a
month to switch it or something. We can be committed
for a month. That's how systematic is how you make money.
So we should stick to it to a month. Sure,
we're gonna lose some it's gonna be depressing you. That's
not when you switch teams. That's when you just revamp

(25:13):
and stick the course. So do we want to bet
on a team or against the team. That's the thing
we needed to see. You guys are all talking about
the Pirates but terrible. But also we could pick the
middle of the road team and say that. I feel
like you break even to do that, right. But like,
if you bet on the Yankees, they're gonna be a
huge favorite so many times. But it's the same thing
as betting on the Pirates because the Pirates are gonna
be such underdogs. So when you so when you bet

(25:36):
against the Pirates, you just pick the team that they're playing.
The smart thing to do would be a team middle
of the road because when you're betting, are we if
we're only betting money lines, you're gonna get some amazing
money lines and hope they win and you could win
three times your money. The bad thing with the team
being so god awful is the money lines are horrible
in the other directions. Yankees, if they we pick Yankees,

(25:58):
we're always gonna have minus two D moneylines like the
Colorado Rockies. This is where the gamblers getting trouble to coach.
You're chasing the money line versus the more constant, which
is they're gonna win or lose. You know what I'm
saying money line is win or lose. No, no no, no,
what I'm what I'm saying though, that's saying saying but no,
you're not hearing what I'm saying. No, I'm saying. What
I'm saying is one team. I think it's gonna be good.

(26:21):
It could be middle of the road, but good. But
what we're saying, though, coach, is that if we pick
the Pirates to to lose all these games and they're playing,
you know, heavy favorites every time because they're terrible, we're
not gonna make We're not gonna double our money. That's
what I'm saying. That's why I'm I'm asking do we
want to bet? Do we want to bet on a
team to win? Or do we are we gonna bet

(26:41):
against the like a team to lose Chicago White Sox. Oh,
that's a good one. Yes, to win. So then we
could almost we would leave it up to ourselves where
we would say is it minus one or is it
plus one and a half? Or do we want to
do money line every day? We could do that or
would we always just want to do I think we'd
always do money line just to make it easy. The

(27:05):
White Sox didn't bad, No, it's not a bad one
at all. But again, you you change every month, right,
you can. You have the option to change at the
end of the month, because because you you want to change.
If this is our tactic, you want to change every
month because if a team gets better, the money line
is gonna go low. Like, we're not gonna make any
money if they get better. So if we pick a
team now, like the White Sox, they're probably good odds
right now, okay, right, So in a month, though, if

(27:28):
they we start winning, we hit all these they're gonna change.
Those odds are gonna change to We're not gonna make
any money on the White when you switch teams. Then,
so let's do that. You want to start with the
month one month one is White Sox go, I'm in,
you're in, And so we're gonna do three dollars each
every game. This is crazy, This is so how many
games a week? Like five, they're probably six, five or six.

(27:51):
That's a that's a lot of but if we win,
you don't have to read it. You don't have to.
So just start off with giving me twenty one bucks
that could cover seven days. Wasn't the actual did you
is the battered box. We've got a fourth whattter box.
Now that's seven days. That buys you one week. That's
three dollars a day. Yeah, so we're doing White Socks

(28:12):
first in all right, Hey, if we lose our asks
though the first month, can I just can we bail out?
We can bail out, we can bail out. Okay, we
all decide we can be like dude, we just but
I think this would be pretty. It's kind of fun. Yeah,
oh yeah, of course. So Now, because every night you're
gonna check that White Sox score three, let me do

(28:33):
the math here, what three times sixty two? Let's see
if it goes under my thirty dollars. No, it's not
gonna go into I don't think so. If we win,
I think you win a few, it should land under
my Let's say, let's keep it to two dollars because
I clear it through the wife. That's better, coach. I

(28:54):
think I think she'll fall for two better than three.
So we'll do six dollars a game for the first
month on the White Sox. We're going White Sox. That's
who we like. I mean, how about the Blue Jays.
The blue Jays are good young team. How Abouts. I
like what the blue Jays did this offseason. I mean,

(29:15):
I like I like the Springer. Now let's do White Sox.
I like that for the first month. Yeah, they got
some talent, right, dude, they have young talent. They're all fast.
They I love the White Sox. They were they made
the playoffs. I'm pretty sure they made, but they lost ELOI,
him and Z for like six months. He tours pectorial

(29:35):
reaching over the Wall or whatever. So White Sox it
is okay, now right hit that clip? Whoa which one?
When you always hit? We are bringing on a special
guest because the Final Four is this weekend. And this
person filled out a bracket about eight minutes before the

(29:55):
opening tip of March Madness, and we informed this person
that it's the final four and she looked at her
bracket and she's like, oh my gosh, I might win.
And it's Morgan number two. What's that? Guys? All right,
how much of the tournament have you watched? Um? None
of it, honestly, none of it. After I heard that

(30:18):
Ohio State had lost, I was like, well, there goes
my bracket. I'm not going to pay attention anymore. And
now what four people did you get in? I have three?
So I have Baylor Gonzaga in Houston. That's crazy. So
i think I've in like six place right now. But
I'm like one of the only few that have Baylor

(30:39):
and Gonzaga in the championship game out of those, out
of the people that have three yes, And which is
crazy is all the people at the top, very few,
like only two of them have Gonzaga winning at all,
which I thought people were gonna take Gonzaga to win
at all. That's probably why they're at the top now
right now, but now they're they're gonna start falling. Morgan

(31:00):
number two is about to dominate. And so how do
you how dialed in are you gonna be this weekend?
I'm gonna watch everything now. I wasn't watching anything, and
I'm like, now I want to know everything that happens.
I'm not even like that into it. I just Lunchbox
convinced me to pay like twenty five dollars and I
was like, well, I'm and all those tent five dollars,
but I want to be involved. I have como. So

(31:20):
I did it and now I'm like, okay, I'll watch
the final par Yeah. No. We asked her, how's your
bracket doing? And she goes, I don't know how to
find it. What's the pot? Did we say? I don't
think we ever talked about the pot. Oh, we did
talk about the pot. The pot was like, I think
six thousand dollars first and second? No, no, no, not

(31:40):
for for total. So first place gets center rounding, continuing
more than ready for some arbitrary numbers to him, and
Batter's Box came up with. Batter's Box had nothing to
do with anything that I bet to no longer instrumental.
Oh my god, carry the one. I mean, I emailed
it to you guys. Let me pull it up. I
gotta go through all this crap. What would make sense

(32:02):
as five to the winner? But I'm sure it's like
three point three and seventies? Oh my gosh, what is
sixty nine plus zero? Kid? Dolly Parton weighs sixty pounds. Questions,
I haven't been watching It's Gonzaga? Is are they gonna?

(32:22):
Are they gonna win? That? They look they look like
they look like win against boys. They just it looks
so easy. Everything they do look so easy. And I'm like, damn,
can I be that good at something in life? Because
probably you're probably right, Probably not. What are you scrolling
up and down for? Over there? I'm trying to find

(32:42):
eddy imagine that I didn't exactly keep the best checks
and balances. Oh, I spent some of the venomal money.
You guys never did the Dolly parton trick on a calculator? Yeah, yeah, booby,
why is that called the Dolly part boo track? Let's
see if I remember it's a Dolly part in. Weighs
sixty nine pounds, get your calculators out in the world,

(33:04):
and uh is it plus two two? And the doctor
said that was two to too much, so he took
told her to take eighty nine pills in the world
eight times a day. People are struggling with pelediction. And
it made her booble. Now now I got fifty five millions.
It doesn't even look like I don't remember. It was

(33:25):
from my middle school. You got your calculator and then
you turn upside down and says booblist. I thought you
just typed out boobs and that's what it was a
whole thing, and it was perfect. Yeah, kids now ain't
doing that in middle school? Are smoking weeds? Nine pounds?
Said yeah, they're they're waiting past that much. Six sixty
one pills to take eight times a day and it
made her fo eight now, so basically give up. It

(33:49):
doesn't work launch. How are we paying you? Can I
pay you in gift cards? You didn't pay already? No?
I thought for thee No for the White songs. No, no,
if you could just vin Momi, that'd be great. Ideal.
In cash, Okay, you can give me cash every day,
I'd like the two dollars. No, No, that's what I'm saying.
You can just do ten and that covers five days.
And how about you cover the month and tell us
whatever you we owe you? No, absolutely, I don't trust

(34:12):
you guys at all. What website you choose, and there's
a lot of them. There's William Hill, there's bet MGM,
there's Fanuel. I don't know what I'm gonna do. I have,
I gotta find one. I haven't love don yet, but MGM,
I'll give you a referral. I already got my MGM
card from Vegas, so I'll just think it's one and
the same. Absolutely is. I'm pretty sure it is. And

(34:35):
pretty sure damn is you pay plus what exactly? I
don't know what you said got him with the gambling?
What is pay plus a premium card? It's got a
lion on it? Hey, I see just fan duel because
then I can get a referral bonus. So yes, Morgan
number two is a draft Kings keyword bones. The reason

(34:55):
bet MGM isn't gonna work because that's the Vegas version
that you do. When you get here. You have to
do the tennis evers and I guarantee it. But it
can link to my players, can link to your place.
That's all I care about. What is you gonna get
a free buffet every time you That's fine with me.
Can you say buffet buffet buffet? You say buffet buffet

(35:19):
and I did not. It's buffet. It's like sometimes lunchbox
does say um nine, it's weird. I don't think I
say it like you lift. Sometimes I'm still trying to
find you, so I want to know how much money
I could think if I could get in fifth place.
You're still trying to carry the one on that. If
you check your damn email, pull up your email. I

(35:39):
sent it to you. I sent it to the whole league. Oh,
here it is. Payments will be as follows, first place,
as followed. I guarantee it's less than four as follows
because it's following. I made some grammatical errors. Follow would
be past tense follow over to how do you say that? No, No,

(35:59):
I said as follows as follows, thank you, I accept
your apology. First place four thousand, three hundred five dollars.
That's what you're gonna get. I'm not gonna get first
sounds like a nice round number. He gives her pennies.

(36:20):
How do you understand that? Second place one thousand, two
d thirty dollars? There's two ahead of me that. Yeah,
there's two heads. Fifth and third place. I kind of
made it as a duke. Sixty third place, three stars.
That is what the percentage was, and how much go

(36:42):
to lap dances for the big guy? Four fourth place
on five dollars and fifth fifth place sixty one and
that's it. Hey, I'll take any one of those because
I didn't even know what I was doing. But how
did you fill out your bracket? Like? What did you
look at? Did you just? I read some articles that
were about um, like the not the teams that we're

(37:06):
gonna win over what are they called? Like the Cinderella teams? Yea, underdogs,
underdogs That's what I was looking. So Houston was in
those articles. Yeah, they're Houston was getting a lot of
praise and I was like, you know what, I'm just
gonna go for Houston because that's what I did based
on all of those articles that I did, like five
minutes of research, and then I was just picking too.

(37:26):
How much how much college basketball do you watch this year? Zero?
Did you look at any of the ranking numbers? Yeah?
I mean yeah, I was playing attention to the ring.
That's why I have gone Zago winning at all, because
they were so when you saw one or two, you said,
at least they're probably going towards. But then there was
a few that it was like with the two, three,
and four seeds that would get flipped with a sixteen

(37:48):
seed or something. I was trying to guess those. I
didn't get any of them. Matters. You know which eleven
seed is in the final four? No? Do you know?
Do you know the other team in the final four?
Because you know the three that you got, Yeah, I
don't know that. I don't know the last one. I
know that what USC lost, right, That's what I know,
But I don't know what the team is that's in

(38:09):
the final four. What is it? Who's the team? When
the sun rises? This is what happens. You never got
that references that when we were the preseason top ten
came out years ago and no teeth. Keith came over
the house and we were trying to guess all the
teams and there was one team we couldn't get and

(38:31):
he said, this happens when the sun rises. Where are
you being, kid? And you c l A. Oh do
you get it? Okay? I get it. I would have
never got it though. Now did you know that you
c l A had to play in the first four game.
They were one of the last teams in which means
they weren't really supposed to be in the tournament. They
had one game before the tournament to decide if they

(38:53):
were going to get internet, and they got it and
they squeaked in. So basically they just like the whole
back into their season, they've just been going hard. For sure,
It's what it sounds like. Yeah, for sure. They got hot. Okay,
they got hot. So U c l A Gonzaga, Baylor
in Houston the final four? Correct, Who did you guys
have going to the championship? I had Gonzaga, had Baylor

(39:14):
but at Florida State and Baylor. I had Gonzaga versus
Illinois West Virginia, Baylor, none of y'all did Gonzaga versus No,
I didn't see him, and I'll tell you why, because
they were undefeated. You know, they haven't lost one. So
that's why I chose Gonzaga to win. That's why I
felt that they were gonna lose one. So you were

(39:34):
going like the pessimistry grout and I was going to me,
when you do brackets, that's kind of the route I
like to take because if no one, if everyone's thinking
the way like the Za is gonna win, then everyone's
gonna go that way. But if it happens to go opposite,
I guess who's at the top. Also, it's hard if
there's a one clear favorite, which Gonzaga was. You think

(39:55):
everybody's gonna pick Gonzaga. So early in the tournament you're
iced out because is everybody. You can't gain any more
points on anybody, So you think, Okay, what's a team
that's good enough that if they win, I could move up.
I could be first. When in reality, if you nail
your earlier games and that favorite wins and you have
the favorite, good for you. But most likely you're gonna

(40:17):
get iced out. And that's what and I guarantee you
that no one picked you to be in the final
four because that's not expected. But if you would have,
if you would be at the at the very very top, unreachable.
But ultimately what matters is that you're four, like your
final four teams kind of make it the whole way.
That's where you're gonna start to get really money points. Right, Yes,

(40:37):
the points system I selected from Yahoo says it's some
math equation and it said it puts a lot of
weight on the early rounds, but you still gain some
ground if you keep a team from going. Don't hurt
your wrist patting yourself on the back, because I don't
like it when it's like on ESPNS, if you get
the national champion you get three bonus points. It's like, well,

(40:58):
good god. All you need to do is get one
team right the old tournament and you're gonna shoot up
the rankings. I make the I like it when the
early games are very important and you don't just ryan
one team of the championship, but you got three out
of four, so pretty damn good. I don't know why
we're you know you're doing great. I got some good luck.
Should I go buy a lottery ticket? I'd wait until
I would take this money because you're lucky. Okay, okay,

(41:24):
Like if you win the thousand, what are you going
to do? I think charity? No, no, no, I think
most of it would go into my savings because be
really exciting. But then I would take some of it
and get some alcohol to celebrate, but then also go
buy a lottery, and then what would your dog get?

(41:46):
Nothing didn't play like ten minutes. I would say, the
connection between you doing good at March madness is no
connection with that in the lottery. People say that, oh
my luck has changed. That would be like me stubbing
my toe on the bed and saying I'm not sleeping
in that bed anymore because I just stubbed my toe.
I'm gonna sleep on the couch. There's no connection whatsoever.

(42:08):
You don't feel like I had like pure luck because
I knew absolutely nothing. No, that's always kind of yeah,
Like that's why I filled it out with Baser. We
might be about halfway down. We're What screwed us was Bama.
So when lunch Box said Banna Bama, it also applied
to me like Villanova went further than most people thought
they would go. And my wife had them going to
the final four, and if that would have happened, I mean,

(42:30):
she would have won the whole thing. And to me, again,
that wouldn't have been surprising because usually someone that doesn't
know anything about asketball ends up winning the bracket. So
that's kind of better because then you're just kind of
guessing instead of being like, oh, these are really good,
these are really bad, you're just kind of like whatever.
I just recognized names over time, and I'm like, oh,
Gonzag has been really good. Villanova I had them going
for a while. There was names that I recognized, and

(42:52):
I was like, I'll just keep them going. But I
think they're their reputation perceives themselves. Oh yeah, my wife
did the same two they're like She's like she looks
for like thirty minutes, like I just can't find Duke
in here. I'm like, yeah, that's because they suck this
year and they're not in it. Well, but Kansas going
to like the sweet six team because Kansas always makes
it really fun. Then they just lost and I was
like what Yeah, and when Morgan number two, when you

(43:16):
win this money, don't get on Twitter and brack o,
Hey I got my money. I'm going to the bank
because I'm worried this might happen to you during it.
Let's load another audio. Here you go, because you have
to give my heads up. I said, hey, have gunshot
ready audio. But that's what you had to worry about.

(43:37):
Him Two is like people are gonna come after your
money and do what coaches that one's in the script. See,
I'm telling if he would have done if he does
this crap on the big show. He gets yelled at.
I'm loading audio for the big show. After the show.

(43:59):
It was really just to scare you into like I
was a joke. But I know I can't get first
or second. I think we counted at least two people
ahead of me that have the same as I do, right,
But what are my chances of being third or fourth?
Because I think that's yes, I haven't looked through it
that detailed. I'm not listen. I'm not that worried about

(44:21):
it because I'm like, dang, you're gonna win. I don't.
I'm not. I'm not gonna win. So it's not like
I'm gonna sit here in space. It's really depressing. Amazing.
She schooled all the losers. You know. The good news
is is Ashley, why it's not winning? Is she in it?
I have no idea hater, She's fine, Okay, Well, I

(44:44):
appreciate you all holding a bracket so I could potentially win.
I love the way she's so excited about the bracket. Now.
She hadn't paid a coach. Isn't everyone like, That's what
you play the bracket for, to win, That's why they
play the games. I'm saying, like she didn't even know
how to find her bracket until yesterday. And then she's like, oh,
I got a chance. I mean, my son, he looks
at it and he's just like, I don't know. I

(45:06):
have Gonzago winning it, like I do have a chance.
And I'm like, son, you're in like hundredth place right now.
You're not having no chance even if they do win it.
But I love that he still has hoped. Well, I didn't.
I heard you. And the only reason I figured this
out because I heard you in lunch box talking about Houston.
I was like, hey, I think I had him going.
You did say that pretty far away. I'm not quite

(45:26):
sure aware, huh. And then I looked and I was like, sure,
and I had him in the final four, And you
said like that sounds familiar. I think I might, which
I've been here and again from my wife and my
son all week. It's like, I think I have that team. Now,
you know, I'm to the point I already took it
off the fridge. Me and Bazor had it up. It
was a couple's thing and it's in the garbage. My
wife always whenever the games are going on, she's like,

(45:48):
I don't know who I have, And I said, trust me,
you have whoever the higher seat is. You don't pick upsets,
like just like if the two scenes playing the eight seats,
who do I have? Uh? I'm like, did she get
in ours? Coach? No? What did want? What are you?
What are you saying? She was in another group outside
of ours? Yeah? And my family one wow, and her family.

(46:10):
Do you guys have any bets right, Like not money bets,
but like weird bets writing on any of this? No, Like,
what do you mean weird bets like I'm gonna shave
my head and my neighbor I gotta take off my
pants and do a push up if I lose. I
don't know. I us see those like bets on the internet.
After like a group of guys do something together and
then somebody loses and they have to like golf and

(46:30):
made costumers. So I feel like if we did fantasy,
that would be like the penalty for last place kind
of thing, but not on stuff like it doesn't happen
for March Madness, not really. I think there's so much
money invested in March Madness on brackets and squares bets.
I mean I had three going into the March Madness
and I have I'm down to fifty, okay, so it's

(46:51):
total or like, do you guys, Will you guys say
how much money you've spent on March Madness betting so far? Oh? Boy? Well,
see it's hard. It's hard. It's hard to say. It's
hard to say because the three hundred that I had,
I want it started as thirty and then I made
it up to three hundred, so I didn't that's technically
it's not my money that I put in. Sounds like
a true gambler coach. Technically that's that's the house money,

(47:13):
you know, like not my money. But I mean, if
you want to count that three hundred, four hundred six
five a half half thousand, including my house money that
I lost, you lost your house, the house money that

(47:34):
I was, sorry, it's okay, you need to stay at
our house. That's terrible. They don't take your house for
just one miss payment. You know that for a fact.
You can get up to six before they actually started
the mortgage coach buddies, Yeah, you can live in a
house for up to six months. After I worked with
a dude and he was just like, I had like

(47:54):
ten credit cards. I haven't paid any of them off.
I don't care. It's after seven years, Like, did you're
gonna go to jail? Like like seven years? Yet he
says after seven years they clear it off. I'm like, yeah,
I've heard that. I've definitely have heard no chance. There
is no chance. After seven years they just say, no problem,
don't worry about I've heard something like that two hundred
fifty thousand dollars and credit card bills and never pay it,

(48:16):
and then in seven years it will just disappear. I
feel like they're just going to decide that, hey, I
don't want my two d fifty thou dollars from you.
I feel like Ray would know this more than any
of us. It never zeros out. It'll go half probably,
but you can never get a zero out unless you
file bankruptcy. But that's too much litigation, guys, to explain
here on the show that we only have little show
listeners that are driving trucks. They don't feel like thinking deep.

(48:40):
That's the only thing to listen to. Our podcasts are
people that don't think deep. No, no no, no. On Saturdays,
if you guys want me to do a specialized podcast
where I go into credit card talk, please this Saturday
Coach special episode. Basically, it'll be the poor man's version
of Dave Ramsey. Okay, could you do that tomorrow? Yes? No,
oh see, I'm actually fully booked poor Man's Day of Ramsey.

(49:05):
You don't worry about it. The first thing I say
is listen, have yourself a little kid. He set aside
a hundred dollars that's gonna go to gambling. That's like
part of my money talks. Like okay, okay, the lunch right,
how much money did y'all game? Well, I'm gonna tell
you a sad story. So I bought a hundred dollar
square and I got the number nine nine, which means

(49:29):
that the losing team has to have a nine at
the end of their score and the winning team has
to have a nine for me to win. I'm like,
those are terrible numbers. A ten point game, it's not
gonna happen. So they opened a second hundred dollar square
board and so I put another hundred dollars and I
got five five. Good. So if you double up numbers,
it always has to be a ten point games. So

(49:52):
many blowout games that there have been chances. Have you
ever seen a game that's exactly ten points? No, it's
always eleven. There's like two or three one. I think
there was a three three that hit. That's about it.
It's usually you know, eleven, twelve, third if it's going
to be a blowout. But you realize that behind it,
Eddie when it is that because if it's more than ten,
it's a blowout. So teams are going the ten is

(50:14):
such a crazy threshold. That's why it rarely falls on ten.
It's usually at eight, a nine, because teams are trying
to get it closer or they're fouling, and then it
pushes it over ten. If it's then you're starting to
kind of not even foul. You can't actually hoping for
a three. So what have we learned? No more squares?
So I get it five five, and they released the
second board and who got nine nine? Eddie? So we

(50:38):
both have nine nine, And I guarantee you if there's
a ten point game happening with like a minute and
a half, maybe two minutes left, I get a text
for Lunchbox, go ah, this could be it nine nines
in place. You're good with Gonzaga. It won't be a
ten point. It will be a twenty point. And since
that's fine, we did nine, it will be twenty nine.

(50:59):
They went so exactly. Since I'm watching all these games
on Hulu, I'm way behind lunch Boxes real live TV
get out. So I followed like almost two minutes later. Yeah,
and I'm like, well, I don't even to watch the
rest of this game. I know we didn't get nine nine.
Or I'm like, hey, they need to follow me here,
they need to follow him, They need to follow him.
No foul, stupid, no foul stupid. Hey, Cultures. I've been

(51:22):
listening to the Big Show since I was a little kid,
and y'all since The Sore Loser started. Can I get
a birthday shout out? It's on April three, and I'll
hang up and listen. My name is Ricky Rios and
Lago Vista, Texas. Happy birthday to you, Ricky. Happy birthday
to Ricky. Happy birthday, dear Ricky Crap. Happy birthday to you,

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Ricky from Lago Vista. I almost moved to Lago Vista
when I lived in Austin. We looked at the house.
It's kind of far out there is That's when I
was like, I can't do this. That's a long drive.
That's a long drive out there though. Was by the lake.
It is by the lake. Yeah, and before we go
next time, you guys, hear from me, I will be
fully vaccinated. I get my second shot. Oh yeah, let's

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go get that needle in my har And what are
you gonna do? Uh? Well, nothing yet? Nothing yet? You
wait a week, Wait a week, I think, and then
you can celebrate, which I heard. It doesn't hurt the
needle if you get it in your So think about
that one I will. I'll ask the nurse if they
put in my note said, but you don't have to

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get in your arm. Heard that from a buddy. There's
other places you can get it. That's not true. You
can get it in your what is the beat? Find
that out of your vaccination. Ask him about the vaccination,
saying to me, my friend told me I can get
it in the what sir, you're beating yourself, Sir, I
don't know what you're saying. Sir, that's very vulgar. Um.

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I'm actually not even gonna give you the shot. Come closer,
let me whisper. He said in that, Sir, you're bleeping yourself.
I don't know what you're saying. Oh boy, but yeah,
it feels good. No, I've already I'm already talked to
plan in a Vegas vacation. Man, I know I heard
the other episode covered that. I can't worry, Chris. I mean,

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I don't know if it's gonna happen, but man, that's
that's the plan. No, don't don't invite Eddie. He won't go. No,
go to Florida and you'll get ye. I mean, Coach,
just be real. You're gonna give me the option to
go to either one. I'm going to Florida. What everybody
go to the beach and a heartbeat, then Vegas, Coach,
I rarely come back from Vegas with a good feeling
about myself. I gotta say I don't like Vegas with
group think, because first of all, I would have never

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done Roulette first spend for fifty dollars. I would have
done it later on the trip. I would have done
it on Sunday. Like that's the worst start. So it's
a group think. I hate that, and that's why I
don't go to Vegas with friends. I go by myself.
I go with Bazer or go Tiger style before he
was married. Right, all right, blood, guys, have a great weekend.

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Let's go white song. Go. Let's go white song every day.
You better give him ten bucks. It'll only last five days.
What if we go on a ten game winning streak here,
but probably gonna get beat day one of the Angel
Let's be real that Pool's been ragging on him. He's
probably gonna go yachts and enjoy it. Final four this weekend,

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M two, and you want to give a pep talk
to your two teams real quick? Hey, Gonzaga Baylor, I
want to see you win it because I need that
thousand dollars. Not really, I don't need it, but I
want it so dang. Hey, Richie Pants don't even need
the thousands. Wait wait, I mean I'm sure somebody probably
really needs it. If they both win, and Baylor wins
the whole thing. She has no chance, like I don't know,
I don't think so I have confidence in Gonzaga. Is

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there anything they need to do specifically if you're if
you're a coach, what are you gonna tell? I have
no idea what their games are like? So eddie the ball. Yeah,
ball needs to go in the hoop. Yes, get all
your three points, your free throws, don't mess up fouls.
Yeah yeah, unless you're losing. Unless you're losing, makes some fowls.
Thank you, and I'm ready to go run through a

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wall by you. Yeah, pretty much? All right, enjoy the weekend.
Baseball is back. Let's go Final four. Who a goodbye,
have a great weekend. Somebody's sending this guy at White
Sox hat I've turned on the coach. My mom is
a White Sox face. I know I love her. Stop stop,
all right, bet hold on my place. You guys gotta

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give me that money. Yankees playing two minutes