Lunchbox Goes on a First Date

Eddie is confused by Ray's intro and wants to find out what Ray wants to be remembered as. Lunchbox had what felt like a first date over the weekend and one of the nastiest injuries during UFC 261. Plus we try to figure out if Beat The Streak is possible or impossible. Don't forget to get your merch at shopsoerlosers.com

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:09):
So Losers is way off. That's okay, though, whatever what
up everybody? I am Lunchbox. I know the most about sports,
so I'll give you the sports facts, my sports opinions
because I'm pretty much a sports genius. Hello. Friends, my
name is Eddie, and I know the least about the sports.
But I'm your average sports fan, your sports watcher. Don't

(00:31):
know the who's who's, don't know the what's what? What up? Y'all?
At says I'm from the North om Man alpha male.
I live on the West side of Nashville with my wife.
We have signed a lease for the next year and
we will continue to shotgun hard Seltzer's by the pool
all summer long as the eighty degree weather has started

(00:52):
here in Nashville, Tennessee. Boys. Over to you guys, hey, lunchbox,
real quick before you start like again, when when when
Ray starts doing his interests, started thinking of all sorts
of things, And I'm like, thinking, Ray, is is that
is that what you're known for? Like just being you
a husband to Bay, a dad to a cat that
lives on the west side the Chuck Seltzer's like, is

(01:15):
that it is that what you want to be? Known for. Yeah,
I mean, Coach, my legacy is that, as of right now,
your legacy was rather boring. I would say, up until
you've got the Foster kids. Now you're this dad a
far super man. But Coach, I you're always trying to work.
You're always trying to work on your legacy, coach, and

(01:35):
I don't think I'm to your point yet. But yeah,
I'm starting. I'm We're gonna have kids and then my
life will see more more important. Yeah, right now it's
a little insignificant. That's getting No, no, not insignificant. What
are you all laughing at? I mean, you guys are
like having a like a sword fight about whose life
is more important. No, no, no, no, it's not race

(01:56):
taking it race taking it. Like I'm saying, do you
think that's important. I'm just saying, we start a podcast
and it's like lunch boxes, Like I'm the sports genius.
I'm gonna tell you my opinions. They're facts because I'm right.
And I'm like, yeah, I don't know anything about sports,
but I'm gonna tell you whatever. And then raised like
I have a wife and I live on the West Side.
So what I'm saying, like it's interesting to me that, like,

(02:17):
you know, we're doing in the sports podcast. But that's
what Raise Life is. It's all about that. And I
think I'm just saying, like, hey, all right, that's your intro.
I'm just trying to make sure that I got this right. Yeah,
I mean until I need to update it. I think
that pretty much sums it up, Coach. But I don't think, hey,
I didn't know we were calling in the Better Business
Bureau or whoever you are and trying to ratchet up

(02:40):
my intro, Coach. I mean, I'm telling you, when you
do your intro, every single time, I start thinking about like, wow,
well this is ray, Like, this is what Raised Life
is about. Like us, we don't we don't go lunch box.
Isn't like lunchbox. I got two kids, baby box, baby
box too, and my wife, my beautiful wash. He stays
at home. We uh watched the It's it's just like

(03:00):
this is our sports podcast and we're entring our sports introductions.
But that's you, Coach. I live on the West Side,
and I'm so glad to hear Coach that you still
have you you sign your new contract and you're gonna
stay there. Hey, did you guys see the tweet on
at Sore Losers podcast on Twitter. I put up there boys,
there was dental floss. Yeah, you you put up a tweet.

(03:21):
So I put up a tweet. There was I was
at the pool and there was Donald Floss two but
no pictures, no evidence, So I mean, we just I
don't know. I need to get it from my wife.
She was very cool and I go, hey, it's Sore Losers.
It's dumb stuff. Do you care if I take a
picture of these girls and their thongs? And she said
it's for your stupid little show and I said yes,
and she goes to do it, so I got it's
on her phone. I mean I was. I was like, okay,

(03:42):
where's the follow up tweet where I can see the picture.
All I could see was words, and I was like, man,
well that's not as exciting. I could read a dictionary
and see the same words in the dictionary and it's
really not gonna coach. I'm pretty sure if you looked
up dental floss in the dictionary, you're not gonna see
what RACE saw. There's gonna yeah, I will, I'll see
I'll just see words just like I saw on Twitter.
Because there was no picture to follow it up. Everybody

(04:05):
came back going, where's the picture, where's the picture? There
was no picture. Well, and here's the deal, uh, lunch,
maybe yours are a little too little. Uh there there's
a kid's pool as well at my place. If you
should I go there, if we want to masquerade around
as oh we're family men. But boys, the show continues
all afternoon. Your guys are gonna see stuff you haven't

(04:25):
seen in years. Please elaborate. Apparently the new style is
to not wear uh coverage on the on the bottom
when you're wearing a bikini, it's just straight thong for
a better tan. Apparently that's what the new college kids
are doing. My wife said, don't post, but I believe

(04:45):
I can send this to you guys. You're sending it
right now, coach, Um, I am sending it to both you.
I feel like such agreed, but I knew you guys
wanted proof. Well, Lunch, I'll take your a word for it,
but go and say anyway, God bless my wife's soul.
She goes, hey, I know how those guys are. They're
gonna want proven him. But you exactly thank you. Well, coach,

(05:07):
it's like Quinn Pitts is like, I'm standing next to
Jordan's speech and Ricky Fowler, well hold on here. Yeah,
immediately you're saying I need to see it because you
don't believe it. What is that girl doing on the left?
I know, I got her, I coach, is she picking
the floss out of the tap? Stop? Coach? I mean,

(05:29):
what is she doing? Guys? No, no, no, seriously, coach,
what's she doing? I don't know, but taking the picture
I was in a bush. I felt just so gross
about the whole thing. Just please, we don't need to
know about that, right, we don't need to know what
you're doing at that time. That's inappropriate. It's all for
the it's all for a picture for the boys, because

(05:49):
that's I mean, coach. And that looks like eight in
the morning. No, it was afternoon, dude, Okay, you can
tell by the sun that is definitely later in the day.
And I swear to god, I'm not even just tooting
my own horn here. But we were the first people
at the pool. Not one person was there, and within
the next ten to fifteen minutes there was ten fifteen people.
There is everybody just sitting in their apartment waiting for
that first person to go to the pool. I know

(06:11):
you guys don't live in pool communities, but I swear
to God, it's like, okay, we started the party. You got.
You guys are a bunch of followers. I mean, it's
pool sissen like y'all get to the pool. And the
one on the right definitely needs to get to the
pool because she has definitely has been in hibernation the
season just started. You guys are looking at day three
of pool seas well. The one on the left that's
doing whatever God knows what to herself. Uh, I don't

(06:34):
think that's what she's doing, coach. I think she's spotted
a ray with the camera, so she's covering up. Oh well,
she's very tan, that's what I'm saying. She's a lot
more tan than her friend on the right. That's all.
That's good observation. That's all I took from the picture.
But right, to answer your question, right eider water, I
like Scooba gears trying to take the picture. That's the

(06:54):
camera to go pro added on the underwater bag because
that's what it looks like. Look, you just came out
of the water, which when I took the pick. I
was like, good God, I'm freaking thirty five year old dude.
I can't be doing this anymore. But Ray, I think
you know us as humans like we we just were
so regimented. Reconnect, reconnect coach. Sorry, okay, sorry, you're just

(07:17):
popping in and out. We'll fill a bus, We'll fillibusterer.
He was gonna say regimented, And I think he will
learn the word of the day this weekend, because I've
never heard Eddie say that, but I'm interested to hear
what he where he was going with this common regimented
is the word finished, the regimented meaning coaches that like
you say, there's no one there till what time? Well,

(07:37):
when does everyone come out of the caves and go
to the pool? One hard? Yeah, nobody's getting there beating
the door down at eleven am, coach, But you do though, right,
You and Bay are the first ones out the sun.
Not to get two into detail, the sun wasn't very
extremely hot until about twelve thirty one, so I get
the late arriving crowd. But boys once attempts creep up.
If you're not at the pool at eleven am, I mean,

(07:58):
that's when I started, I can't get off then, Like
it's just funny how people are. Like when I used
to do I used to do these like little segments,
video segments for the news station on restaurants, and they
would always they would always say like come at this
time or whatever because that's our dead hours. And sure enough,
it's like clockwork, like people there's no one there, and

(08:18):
then right at like four or thirty or whatever, people
just start showing up. Next thing, you know, at five,
it's jam packed. Six it's jam pack. But we're just people,
we're creatures of habit and well, this is what we do.
One thirty there's the sun. Oh time go to the pool. Boom, No,
I think one thirty is it's after lunchtime, so you breakfast.
It's maybe a little too chilly in the morning right

(08:39):
now in Nashville because it's still in the fifties in
the morning, and you eat lunch, and then one thirty
the sun pops out and it's like, okay, you know
what time to go to the pool. It's seventy five
degrees and it's good to go. And sort of like
with eating, you don't want to eat. Who eats lunch
at two thirty, coach, I eat when I'm hungry, and
it doesn't matter. The clock doesn't regulate that well, right,

(09:00):
But I'm hungry before to thirty, That's what I'm saying.
Because you wake up, you eat breakfast at seven or
eight whenever you wake up in the morning on the weekends,
and then four hours later, I'm hungry. I don't want
to wait six and a half hours to eat lunch
because I'm more I'm hungry at twelve thirty, and so
I don't wait. So I think your body gets into
a cycle because you have a schedule. You get to

(09:22):
be at work at this time, so you eat at
this time, and then you all mount midway through the day.
I get hungry again, so I go eat lunch. You
don't get hungry. I mean to thirty. That seems a
little late. And guys, I'm at the pool. I'm nursing
a little bit of a hangover. And another topic, these kids,
I don't know if they have jobs on a Monday

(09:42):
or they were pounding beers like it was spring break
Panama City, two thousand and eight. I was like, Holy hell,
is that a beer bong over there? Guys? It is?
It's a Sunday. Do you people not have respectable forty
hour a week jobs. You tell me you live in
a college apartment complex. It's really not. Though it's almost
a year or after college. These kids just all graduated.

(10:02):
Boom mom and dadsional, Yeah, I got him a spot
on the west side. So, like, my example is this,
when I go home, a lot of the cars are
out of the parking lot, which means it's a working crowd.
It's not students in their rooms doing their online studies.
So I'm just curious. What jobs do these people have
that they can throw back ten ultras and call it
a good sea and then go to work the next

(10:22):
day on a Monday. It's called being young and not
getting hungover, right, Like when you were twenty four, you
can you know, you maybe you could have three and
you would be able to go to work the next day.
Was well, that's what I mean. He would have three
and go to the work the next day. They can
have ten. They go to bed, they wake up, and
they can still go to work. Like when you were five,
you go out till three in the morning, wake up
at seven, go to work, No big deal. That's how

(10:44):
it works. And then the progression of life. You get older,
you don't recovers faster. It's sort of like you know
NBA players, that's why they have load management because Leonard know,
when they're twenty two years old, they don't need days off.
But now that Kaua and Lebron are in their thirties,
it's like, wow, you know what I mean? Like, I
can't play two three games in a row because my

(11:05):
body gets tired, so I'm gonna need a day off.
Because you get older, it's harder to do those things.
So when you look at those people, you're like, man,
I envy them, But that was us fifteen years ago.
They look at us like, man, they're so old. Guess
what in fifteen years they're gonna be looking at those
people across the pool going how do they have ten
ultras and go to work in the morn? That's crazy.
I will say that I get having one or two drinks.

(11:26):
That's actually the secret to pure happiness moderation my friends.
But more to my point, if you're drinking ten beers
on a Sunday, I guarantee you those people don't have
legitimate jobs and they're not making significant money. Our old
sales staff at the radio station in Austin. I mean
they were, uh, they were all mid twenty female and

(11:53):
they would pretty hard and they'd be at work the
next morning, no problem. Look at my brother gets up
every day. He still goes to work. Really yeah, I
mean he loses jobs all the time, but coach, he
still goes to work. You just strength. But his brother
is not. His brother is not the mid twenty who
can handle it. He's the older person that is dragging

(12:17):
ass the next day at work because he drank ten
beers the night before. So it's a two different scales.
But I do love having this conversation with you guys,
because I just had it with my wife. We're like
sitting over there in the corner gossiping, and I'm like, seriously,
what are some of these people do? How can they
just pound the beers and then get up at seven eight?
And she was saying the same type stuff. She's like,
a lot of these jobs now you don't have to

(12:38):
get roll in un till nine or ten am. Also
working from home, Well, it's gonna be some sloppy work
in the morning. I mean they're in their pj's, wrapped
up in a blanket, coach. But I think that's how
work from home is. You don't have to get dressed
up as long as you you're not on the camera
the whole time. So you have some spreadsheets you gotta

(12:59):
fill out, so you just sit there for me. You
have some spreadsheets or well, I'm sorry, coach, I was
looking at the picture of their race and you said
spread At the same time I've had my mind went
about so you don't have to be on cameras. So
they can be in their pajamas, they can be whatever.
They can watch you know, Good Morning America, and they
can boo boo boot type on their computer. Boom. We
had ten seltzers at the pool yesterday and nobody knows.

(13:21):
Doesn't matter. Get the work done, check out at three.
You know, there's some people though in the zoom era
where the boss wants them up and at him, you know,
throws some makeup on. It's it's zoom or whatever. But
you know, some people can just hang out at home
and they think, oh, we're just doing phone calls. Well,
when the boss drops zoom on him, there, oh oh
we cry, oh oh, I've got to take a shower

(13:42):
and get some makeup on, right, now you know it is.
It's a thing. Absolutely. They there when they have a
zoom meeting, it's like a big deal. It's like, oh
my gosh, I can actually do my hair and it's
the first time they've done their hair in a week.
And but I wonder if a boss springs it on
them sometimes where it's like, oh, oh my gosh, I
read that wrong. It's not a phone call, it's a
zoom whole. Oh my gosh. And I'm hungover balls right
now if that happens. All my camera's not working for

(14:02):
some reason that I can't get it to connect. I
can't get it connect. What it is, it's the WiFi.
I'll call it exffinity later. Sorry boss, Uh yeah, sorry
about that. Sorry, I'm sorry man, y'all talk to take
Spinny later. Well, my wife she her job. They do
zoom calls like every week or whatever, and she doesn't
ever use the camera. She just says like, oh, sorry,

(14:23):
I'm putting the baby to sleep or whatever, or I'm
changing the baby or whatever. And she never the cameras
never on and no one ever questioned her. They're just like,
all right, cool, whatever. So maybe you just use excuse
and the boss is cool with it. Hopefully now that
that wasn't my segway I was looking for. Oh, I'm sorry, coach,
I didn't look at the script. You're supposed to say.

(14:44):
Work is a lot like sports. No, that's not no.
I didn't know if he was gonna go. That's a
good word. Zoom into the NBA Finals, now, aren't we boys? No?
I felt like I was going on a first date
again this weekend. Guys. I didn't mean dude, it was

(15:09):
a huge weekend in the box household. It was mark
number two in her Dick tark What what are you
talking about? It was just a man, tell us about
your date. No, this is the emotional of of a
first date back in the day. I haven't experienced this
in a long time. But baby Box got invited to

(15:30):
his first birthday party and it was yesterday morning, and
so we the wife was like, oh my gosh, we
gotta be we gotta be looking good. We gotta like
are they gonna like our personalities or like she was
so nervous about meeting the other parents because she wants
to make a good impression. So I mean, we are
She's sitting on what about this outfit? Oh, I don't
know if you should wear that. That's a little too casual.

(15:51):
I think I think you need to dress a little more.
Let me guess, Let me guess, Coach, you came out
with the same big old baggage jeans and rock shop
Jayhawkers wearing his coach. Yeah, let me guess. You wore
what you wear every day. And then we were No,
I wore a pair of shorts and a T shirt.

(16:12):
And she was like, I think we need to up
in a little bit. And so what kind of shoes, coach,
And the regular running shoes that you wear? Just tennis shoes, fairies,
it looks like a frat boy. She's like, I've never
seen you dressed like that in two years. Are you talking?
The shorts like a little like the khaki shorts, Coach?

(16:34):
What do you mean khaki shorts? I mean they were
like at boy, like frat boy with a polo and
the sperries, you know they were. It was a T shirt,
the shorts and tennis shoes. Like I said, you put
sperries on me, you put a polo on me. I
don't know what you have this in your head, like
you want me to look like. But no, I was
wearing a T shirt and she's like, I don't know
if we should maybe should up in a little bit
and wear some jeans. I'm like, I don't know that.

(16:57):
She's like, what do you think about this outfit? It?
Does my makeup look okay? And then she then we
had the limit. Do we show up right on time? Coach?
Did you did you meet the dad? Did I meet
the dad? You know we were meeting, We were meeting
all these families, like there was people from this class
that we don't all the stress that she's going through
right now. I already know she's trying to impress the

(17:17):
dad out there, like we are going because she wants
to make friends with these people so we can have
a little circle with the friends. And so I'm sitting
there going, yeah, I don't know. Do we show up
right on time? Does that seem like we're too eager
to be at the birthday party? Do we show up
about ten minutes later? So there's a couple other families there,
so it's not awkward. So we walk in, Hey, everybody,

(17:38):
and they all turn and look at us. We didn't
we weren't sure how to do it, Like it was
a big she wearing more makeup than usual. Coach, you
guys better been wearing masks. No, Ray, we weren't wearing
masks because we're what the uh. It was a outside thing,
outside and vaccinated folks. How's it going, Mark, gotta keep

(17:58):
my six feet good to see you, man, He does
a little way. One guy's name was actually Mark, one
of the dads I met, and I'm just saying like
it was. It was a nerve racking, holy crap experience
because it felt like we were going on a first date.
That's interesting, Coach. I've never gone to a swingers party,

(18:20):
and it was not a swingers party. It was going
to your kid's first birthday party that with other friends
and you don't know these parents, and you're like, oh man,
it's like Eddie, you say, you're trying to look for
that cool parent and then you want your kid to
be friends out there. There's some cool bros out there,
but no coach coming. I'm telling you ninety percent of

(18:42):
the dads out there have given up. Let coach cut
to the chase I'm gonna be. I was actually met
a guy that I lied. I was actually quite impressed.
His name was Mick. He was very smart, great job,
and someone help would take care of me. I was
actually impressed with the coolness of some of the dads. Yes,

(19:03):
the one guy played lacrosse in college. Another dad plays
golf all the time. You no, it's probably better than me.
He's probably mean, plays like every week like you. Oh yeah, probably.
He sounded like he played at least once a week. Um.
And then another dude was talking about how he flips
houses and he's in the real estate and he buys

(19:25):
and then you know, gets So it was just like
they weren't just like duds. They weren't just like the
property brothers. And they weren't Jonathan and uh Michael Drew,
Drew Scott. Yeah, hey lunch, did did you? Uh? Were
you Jason Gibble or were you lunch the radio? No? No,
I was my real person, because I mean, if I'm

(19:46):
gonna hang out with these guys, I'm gonna hang out
with these families, I have to be my real person.
I can't lie about like people on the golf course
and I'm gonna see once and never see him again.
You can lie all you want, but when you're there,
you have to tell everything. And did you say your
name was lunchbox or no, you said you were Wait
so you said Jason, Yeah, I said Jason. So it

(20:10):
was great. The nerves were good. They had some kaloo
with coffee, but I don't drink coffee. Drink. Yeah, they
had calue and coffee. Jeremy, I had some of that coffee.
It taste like absolute. Yeah, bro, I had bailies in it.
You little, well, this is not the cod of coffee
I'm used to. So yeah, guys going into it, it it

(20:30):
was really weird, like you get all emotionally you walk
in and it was it was great, Like it was
like getting back on the bike, you know, on a date.
You were like worried, always gonna go good, and then
once you're there, it seems to flow. And that's exactly
what happened at the birthday party was awesome. Wait, so
you drink it was three hours? Wow? No, I didn't
drink because I don't drink coffee. Okay, I'm gonna say.

(20:51):
You could in my house all the time, you never drink. No,
I don't drink. Because it was it was coffee and clue,
and I don't drink coffee. So I was like, come out.
They had tequilo though you'd be all if they had tequila,
may have to drink you know what I mean? I
like that tequila te kuilla so good. Coach requests the
tequila shot. They're like, we're trying to make it trendy
with Mimosa's and Bailey's. You want to shot? Do you
want to do inside joke? Well, well, we're with a

(21:17):
buddy bottom buddy one time we go to breakfast brunch
after the show a like eight am, I guess, and
the dude tries to get a tequila shot in the
waiter looked at us like weird idiots. But yeah, it
was a lot of take having eggs, then shot tequila.

(21:38):
But yeah, so I mean we did it. We did Okay,
wait wait so who did you take home? Who did you?
I didn't take anybody home? But also did are we
doing numbers? Oh? My wife definitely exchanged numbers with what's
what's his name? Now, see that's the weird part. It's
all the ladies that were like, oh here, let me
get your number. All the guys like nice meeting you,
lighter dude. Later, No dudes asked another. Guys are always

(21:59):
too cool for that. You just got to get the number,
otherwise you're probably not going to communicate. You're exactly right, yeah,
because they seem pretty cool, and they were talking about golf.
The one dude played lacrosse. He plays golf, you know
what I mean. So they actually like to get out
and do stuff. And I'm like, you know, that could
be fun. And then at the end, it's just like
all the dudes were like, hey, man, later later a

(22:19):
nice meeting. Dude, that's cool. I will hit the golf
course sometime. But no one exchanged his numbers. Only the
women exchange numbers. Well, that you're in. Then your wife's
got to then communicate for you, which is weird because
you have to have your wife texas his wife. Hey,
would Mark be interested in playing golf with my I mean,
that would be just kind of weird. Dude, If you
see a guy you like, it's just like when we're

(22:39):
in the dating world, you've got to get his number.
You're gonna kick yourself the next day if you don't
get a guy's number. But I'm not good at that.
How do you ask for the number? That's the problem.
How do you ask the guy for his number? Like
the women, it seems like it's it's easy the guys.
I mean, I don't know if any of the guys
wanted other guys numbers, but you could tell. Everybody's just like,
I'm not gonna do this. I'm not gonna do it.

(23:00):
And I mean you can kind of add like, you know,
you can make it a little bit more casually. Hey man,
let me get that number. I mean, you know, you
try to add something. Nothing nothing says hey, nothing about
those digits. Nothing says cool. And him like Arthur, Hey, hey, guys,

(23:23):
how about you grab his phone. You grab his phone
and then you start putting your number in. They're like, hey,
I just saved you the trouble. I saved my number
in there. I was putting my digits in there. Man.
It was just yeah, I don't know, I don't know

(23:44):
how you do the guy thing. And we get in
the car and I'm like, man, that was fun. Some
of those guys are pretty cool. And my wife's like numbers.
I'm like, no, no, no, She's like, why not. My guys,
guys just don't ask other guys for the number. It's
just not how it works. The times I've done it,
it's awkward, but it's just depth that has to be taken.
But you're still in the friends though array like used

(24:05):
to us. With the kids, moms and dads, it's different.
It's so different. You coach you you just see a
dude and they're like, hey man, you're cool. Let's be bros.
With the dads. They're connected to the moms, and you're like,
we all have to kind of get together sometimes, but
we can also have our own relationship. And that's where
it gets kind of weird. We've gotten lucky and there's
no kids involved, because then that's a completely different aspect.

(24:27):
Like you're saying, the kids have to get along well
with us. Luckily, me and Eric Dodd got along and
his wife is really good friends with my wife, so
they get along. They're both in our wedding and so
that all worked out perfectly. But now I hear you,
once you have kids, then you have to hope the
kids all like each other. It's all thrown out of whack. Wait,
how did you get Dodd's number? First time I met

(24:47):
him at the bar, We're watching sports. Immediately in with
him because I me and him were wrapping out about gambling.
I don't gamble anymore. Um, so that's how we got
to talking, and I knew I needed to get his
number because I can't always have my wife try to
text his wife and then I'd probably never see Eric again.
As we're leaving, I believe the games that ended, I'm like, hey, Eric,

(25:11):
let me grab your number real quick, and let's you
said you like to do. Maybe we write a song,
and I believe that's what we and that was the
first thing. And then we met up and wrote a song.
And I think it might be different because I don't
know if you're gonna go to the individual hangout after
meeting once. I think you could, though you could, and
I think golf was your excuse right there. But here's
what here's what you're missing. We actually now that I'm thinking,

(25:33):
this is all coming back to me, A bunch of
women that at the time that my wife was going
through her cancer journey, a bunch of us met up
at top Golf, a bunch of bros. We're playing golf.
The chicks are all supporting each other. They went through
breast cancer together. They look amazing together. The guys that
exchange numbers are still friends to this day. The bros
that I didn't get their numbers, I haven't talked to

(25:55):
him in three years. I'm telling you without the number,
the friend never happened, bros. And never what we're gonna
ask me, Eddie, I don't remember, coach. I mean yeah,
So it was a successful first birthday party was pretty,
it was cool. I felt like I got the first
date jitters out of the way. I think I did
a good job. I think I made a good impression.
I thought I was funny and told some funny stories. Hey, Mark,

(26:19):
let me get those ten didgs. You know what I'm saying.
We link up. You know what I'm talking about. Yeah,
leak up, you know, like on the golf you see
what I did say. Hey, let's slap the white pepple
around sometime soon there. Let's chase that ball around. I
don't know not to to this ball. Let's hit that
golf ball, the white ball with the dimples, you know,

(26:40):
nice dimples. I'm talking about your golf ball. Yeah, that's
that's where he leaves. Hey man, before we're beating the pavement.
You know what I'm saying. Monday through Friday, let me
get that number real quick. We lay lay back on
the weekends and hang bro, let me get that number.
You got that, didger? Hey, what do you think we
slap now Eddie with the cliche dad time? I mean,

(27:04):
I just happen to so many of those parties, Like,
what are Eddie? What are some of the conversations that
happened at those things? Because I want to see if
any of these conversations happened. Uh. I'm telling you, the
dads are awkward. The dads rarely want to talk to
each other. The only time dads talk to each other
is like like, o oh, man, you're holding the baby.
Huh yeah, man, I've been through that three times. Wow. Cool,

(27:28):
It's crazy. I'm not good at follow up coach with guys.
I never get to them. Do you play a golf? Never? Uh?
I think, yeah, okay, I'm so you don't do follow
up questions. If if they're involved with sports, the follow
up question is very easy. If they have a job

(27:49):
that lunch doesn't understand it all what they do, then
the follow up questions impossible. Oh so you work for
an architecture firm. Do you guys build? You build buildings? Questions?
I've learned though. That's good though. If you don't understand
the job, that's your chance to start asking dumb questions, Coach,
you can kill See in my mind, I'm just trying

(28:10):
to kill the thirty minutes of the hour so we
can get out of there. Like that's not really coach,
That's how you live life right there, Coach, I'm not
trying to be friends with anyone. So like it's like,
all right, the question what do you do? Man? I
build parts for machinery that you know, things that go in.
Trust what kind of parts the little things that there?
Do you make them yourself? Uh? No, we have a
whole crew of things. How many people in that crew? Coach?

(28:31):
Ask away, are you find for a job or trying
to so? But they'll just talk. I mean then they'll
just talk and next thing you know, your wife's like, hey,
are you ready to go? Yeah, we're ready to go. Hey,
good talking to you. Man. I gotta run. That's it.
If I ever need that part from my car, I'll
know who to call later. Man, we'll see. You do
realize though, that a lot of people have interesting jobs

(28:52):
out there. They do. But one of the guys like
I sell insurance, Like I got I have nothing for
what kind of insurance? You know? You didn't even ask
that he did. He said, home life. You know all
I have a life. I would be interested. And that's
what I'm saying. Goes, No, that's where you go. What's

(29:12):
the craziest claim you've ever got? There? You go, see Eddie,
you should have been on this date instead of him.
Guys four, I'm four kids deep, coach, I got a
thirteen year old. I never even thought about that. I
should have thought about that farmer's insurance commercial words like
oh we've heard it, Yeah, like the bear coming through
the roof that one coach depending on which insurance company

(29:33):
learned the jingle and be like we are farmers. That
that that you're in already already thinks you're mocking him.
He's like, hey, what do you see here? What do
you say to your mother? You're making fun of my
job mother? Yeah, I mean we gotta go. Things went south.
I think apparently Marks had a couple too many Bailey's.

(29:55):
He's mad. I do like that though they had the
Bailey's flowing at the Yeah, they were cool. It was fun.
Now that guy didn't. I forgot. I didn't find out
what he did. Another guy, like I said, he's doing
more real estate, trying to get some rental properties, but
not in Nashville. The dress up thing, did you guys
fit in with the whole explanation you gave us with
what you wore? Was it the proper clothes? Yeah? Were

(30:17):
you under dressed or I wouldn't under dressed to give it.
He was obviously a slightly underdressed. One guy. One guy
did come all in his button up shirt, long sleeves, khakis,
but he came straight from church. Oh, you guys should
have had the look like you were coming straight from church.
Now we were gonna be posers. We were gonna fake

(30:37):
it because I mean it was ten am, so it's
a little early for church. He came, he was a
little late. But am coach, you gotta go to the
eight am service. No chance trying to get if you
really go to eight am serves with kids, there's no chance. Yeah,
where we go to the nine am So that way
we're done at ten thirty boone were it's it's it's
we got it out of the way. We have the
whole day ahead of us. I'd rather do it that way.
That's a way to handle the Lord's service, Coach, the well, listen,

(31:02):
you do it, you do it a noon, coach. I mean,
that's that's you're splitting your day and wasted. It's not
wasted because you're praising the man upstairs. That's not what
I'm talking I'm talking about the rest of the day. Yeah,
and you got grumpy kids because they're hungry because it's
twelve o'clock and you're in church and they're starving. You
get out. By the time you get somewhere to eat,
it's two o'clock and everybody's in a bad mood and

(31:22):
it's a disaster. It's a disaster. But uh, that was
my exciting part of the weekend. The sad part is
I didn't watch the UFC fights that is, but what happened?
Why not? Did you fall asleep earlier? It was I
was late getting the kids to bed that night, and
so by the time they were in bed, it was
nine o'clock and I was like, am I really gonna

(31:43):
pay to watch three fights because they had already started
the main card, and I was like, I don't know
if I it's worth it. And I thought the Usman
fight would be boring because he's always boring. And then
I get a text from random kid Cody and he's
like Oh my god, did you widen? Man? And I
was like, no, what happened? What happened? He sent me

(32:03):
a link and I watched the leg break. Oh my gosh,
that was disgusting. I didn't know that was possible. Oh my, guys,
if you don't know about it. So beginning of the fight,
he throws a kick. Well, hold on, can I tell
you what what my experience real quick before you explain it.

(32:25):
I didn't order it, but I gambled on it. So
so I watched all the early prelimbs, all the prelimbs
and the main cards. What four fights? Five fights? So
I didn't I didn't order it, but I can always
just kind of check every thirty minutes and see what
if the bets hit or not or whatever. So I
look at that one and it says one kick out

(32:46):
of one landed, but the winner is the other guy.
And I'm like, and I'm like, I don't understand, how
are this? I keep refreshing because there's no way that
it's not it's a t k O. But the winner
didn't throw anything. Zero punches, zero kicks, zero. His whole
stat line was zero zero, zero zero. The losers was

(33:07):
one kick out of one kick and the fight's over.
I have to research, coach go ahead. So he comes out,
he throws a kick, it lands, and then he puts
the leg back down and it just crumbles. It just
folds over and he goes down, and it's probably it's

(33:28):
one of the most disgusting injuries I've seen live, Like well,
I mean live, but I mean, have you ever like
when you're camping in the woods, you grab like a
little stick, right, and then you hit it against a
big tree and that stick breaks. That's exactly what happened
to this dude's leg. But you don't even like when

(33:49):
he kicks, you see it, but you don't. I mean
you look, but once he puts it down, because he
tries to stand on it and there's no leg to
stand on. And I don't know if he knew before
he put the leg down, because you're feeling the adrenaline
and he's not looking down at his leg. He is.
He kicks and then he just puts a foot down

(34:10):
and boy, he just collapses. And it's like, oh, was
he the favorite? No, it was, and so obviously he
had he had he had like a fracture in there before, right,
I don't know. I mean, I'm assuming, coach, but but
the thing is physics. Physics tells you that that's possible, right,
Like a leg is kicking another leg, one of them

(34:33):
could just kick. I think in his case it just
hit the wrong spot of his leg and I think
he hit like high up close to his knee something
where I don't know if you need a strap, a
fracture there or what. But it was like Paul George's
yeah right, and Eddie, I feel you on watching it
on your phone. Um, it might be the worst sport

(34:54):
to do the play by play on your phone where
you're not getting video footage. Baseball is actually surprisingly good.
You can top baseball. Pretty good basketball. It's awesome to
follow as well. NFL pretty damn good. We did it
and for my bachelor party we were bet on the
UFC and we went to a restaurant that didn't have
TVs coach. We were following it on our damn it
was the worst freaking thing to follow of all time

(35:16):
on your phone. I'm like, I'm never betting a UFC
when I don't have a video picture. If you can't
watch it, it doesn't make any sense. Well, yes, ESPN
app does a pretty good job at like where it's
got the guy the body blows red on his face
and then on his ribs. Dude, you don't know, crap
out of here. And then it just says at the

(35:36):
very end you lost. You're like, okay, great, I have
no idea what led up to that guy losing? Well
that that's why I was like, there's I don't understand
how there was only one kick and then that guy lost. Dude,
that's a funny screenshot of all it's all the opposite.
You're like, well, how did he lose? He lands? I
was baffled. I'm like, I don't understand. And then I mean, coach,

(35:57):
it's honestly a good thing you didn't order because it
was fairly quick. Every fight in the main card was
pretty quick. Yeah, but I mean, I I don't mind
that if they're good fights like that leg but Rose
the kick, the head kick knockout. I would have loved
to see that. She's badass, she's so good, so good,
and oh sorry, was she the underdog? She was the

(36:22):
underwell I don't yeah, she was the underdog. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah,
And then go ahead, and that's that. When at lunch
is a little talk with the guys. They both started
talking at the same time. I'm sorry, I should be
better at this time. The Usman knocking out. I mean,
remember what your boy Timmy said, I told you Usman win.

(36:44):
He said he would get knocked out in the second round.
He had it wrong. But so tim the truck driver
was wrong. Yeah, he was wrong, and I would have
loved to see him get knocked out. That would have
been a great It would have been a great if
I'd have bought it. It It would have been cool to see.
Knockouts are good? Do you want action? I agree with you, coach,
But I mean, the knockouts were cool to see. But

(37:05):
here's the thing, Like I could really I saw every
knockout almost thirty seconds after it happened on Twitter. Right,
but you already know that someone's knocked out because it
says here's a knockout. I get it. I'm I'm looking
for more of to three hours of good content versus
like see one little knockout. Like if I want to

(37:26):
spend what is eighty dollars, it's eighty dollars, right, It's expensive.
It's expensive. I'm gonna spend eighty dollars I don't want
to spend eighty dollars for an hour and a half
of content, because really it was just about an hour
and a half of the main car. That's it. I
see what, yes, but if it's good content for that
hour and a half, I'd rather have solid action where
they're throwing punches, kicks. I mean, there's ground and pound

(37:48):
all action were instead und pound, that's what they do
on the ground, On the ground and pound. I would
rather see that action packed instead of them circling each
other for five minutes minutes. I'm burned from when I
ordered the last fight I ordered with McGregor Cowboy, and
I ordered it right before the fight and it lasted
what thirty seconds? I mean, I'm burned, coach. Ever since then,

(38:11):
I can't order another one. I can't do it. What
about McGregor's next fight? You canna order it? I don't know.
I don't. I just don't know if I can do it.
I keep telling myself every single time. And I watched
early prelimbs, and I watched all the prelimbs all on
ESPN Plus, and I'm telling you, when we, coach, when
it gets to the main card, I'm like I'm literally
I'm going I kind of want to order it. Yeah,

(38:35):
I kind of want to order it, and then I'm
just like that I can't do I'll just go walk
the dog. I walk the dog and just check it
on my phone. Listeners are gonna kill you. There's ways
to do it, boys. Yeah, but I'm worried about that.
I'm worried about but I mean every time, I'm not
even into this stuff like you. I like the Big Ones.
I love me some Bones Jones McGregor. This new Jake

(38:56):
Paul guy, I kind of want to watch him, but
is he m m A. I thought he's just he's
such a loser, but he's fighting people that are just
not good boxing. What happened when what's his name? Cormier
went and approached him, Well, because what happened is Jake Paul.
His name is Jake Paul, right. I think he's a
He's an Instagram social media dude, like social media influencer,

(39:17):
and he got famous and he lived in a house
with like eight people whatever and they were like content creators. Well,
so he's now boxing and he's boxed. Just pretty good
sum up of him coach, very good jobs. I didn't
even know that much about him. He's curator. He will
curate funny things on you. Well, he lived in a
house and it was like thirteen to eighteen year olds
And I got a question him at the mall one time.

(39:39):
My question is who's letting their thirteen year old moved
to l A to move in this house with this
random dude. That's a lot of bad parents out there, coach.
So he was talking trash on Twitter all week and
then about him and Cormier were going back and forth.
So Cormier went over and confronted him because he was
at the UFC event this weekend. And what Well, I'm

(40:01):
just like Cormier, you're getting paid to announce, like, sit
down and do your job, right, Yeah, I guess, And
then he could be professional like, I know, you're in
a UFC fights the first time in over a year
that you have, You're in a live stadium or whatever
arena like, but control yourself, do your job, and then
you can approach us some other time. Well, I mean,

(40:21):
the guy was talking trash all week. You see him,
you're gonna go talk to him like, hey boy, though,
But I don't think Dana White would have been mad
if he whipped his ass right there. If Cormier would
have whipped Dick Paul's n I I don't think uh
Dana White would have been upset because then Dana White
ripped Jake Paul in the in his press conference afterwards,

(40:43):
talking about, oh, they said they got this many paper
pay per view views and he made this much money.
He goes, bull crap, there's no chance that many people
watch that crap. No chance. And he was talking about
and then Jake Paul is going back at him on
Twitter saying, why don't you pay your fighters? You don't
pay your fighters no money and that's why they gotta
go do boxing because you don't pay him enough money.

(41:03):
They're underpaid and pay them what they're worth. But Jake
Paul is such a loser, like if he got it
with a real fighter, he'd get crushed. How about Tom
Brady and all his friends gone? Do you think that's cute?
What do you think that was cute? I don't know
if it's cute is the right word. I think it's cool,
like if he and why was Antonio Brown not sitting

(41:26):
with him? Why was Antonio Brown with Jake Paul Because
he's boys with Jake Paul. I know, but your your boy.
Your boy gave you his house for how many months,
gave you a Super Bowl ring. He gave you a
Super Bowl ring, and you're gonna go say with Jake Paul.
I think he flew there with Dick. I'm telling you, boys,
we talked about TikTok a little bit less last episode.
TikTok's amazing, you want, I mean, but behind the scenes

(41:49):
footage of something that everyone's talking about, dude, TikTok was
all over what Instagram? Uh it was private jets of
Antonio and Jake Paul flying together. You got to see
of them flying to the fight. You got to see
Tom Brady getting to the arena outside. You got to
see like all this stuff that most people just saw
him there at the fight. You get to see like

(42:10):
who was with who? How they got there? Pretty amazing.
Who did you? What was it on? You just ran
on TikTok on TikTok, on TikTok. You saw that, uh Tom, uh,
Mike Evans? Who else was with Tom Gronk? They all
got there together. They flew together in one private and
in another private jet, Jake Paul and Antonio Brown and

(42:30):
two other dudes flew and so who who would your
brother been with? Which group would you rather hang out with? Uh?
Probably Antonio Brown and Jake Paul. Oh God, no, Gronk,
give me Gronk and Mike Evans and Brady There's no chance.
You see that looked forced to me. Well, I feel
like all those dudes sitting with Brady feels forced. Okay,

(42:51):
now that I would agree with. I feel like maybe
they don't want to be there with Brady because Brady
doesn't really cut up, he doesn't act. But Gronk and
Evans would be having a good time no matter what. Sure,
So I think they enjoyed themselves no matter what, and
they're just there with Brady because but but since Tom
was there, though, that's like that came along, so you
gotta act differently. I would think that, like, like Mike Evans,

(43:14):
he looks like a crazy dude. He looks like he
would go nuts at a party, but he was very tamed,
very tame because Dad was sitting right next to him. Eddie,
you got in on this, man. I mean, I love
the fact that you love the fact that Eddie said
the name Jake Paul like ten times. I think you
kind of like him. I don't like Jake Paul. I'm

(43:35):
telling you though. I was at the mall one time
and there was I mean thousands and thousands of people
waiting for somebody, and I was in the elevator and
Jake Paul was in there. I mean I found out
later it was Jake Paul, but he was in the
elevator with I guess his girl, and they had this
little dog with him or whatever, and I'm like, and
I didn't know that they were all there to see him.
So when the elevator door opened and there went Jake

(43:56):
Paul and everyone went crazy, and I'm like, who is that, dude?
I think they're later coach coach. I did for a second,
had the mall here, at the mall, here is it like,
I don't know, three years ago talking about Green Hills.
That's hilarious, three years talk to him all? No, no, no,
he was just I just saw that he was in
the elevator with us, but I didn't talk to him. All. Yeah.

(44:17):
I didn't know if in an elevator, if you talk
to the people you're in an elevator with it. Was
he shouting boxing or what his coach and when you're
in the elevator. You may be a little joke here
and there, but you don't have a conversation with the people.
How's the weather, Jake? Um heading down in the elevator.
Hopefully our lives aren't heading down as well. Hello, Mr Paul.
Do you ever wonder why they don't have a thirteenth floor? Jake?

(44:39):
It's because it's bad luck. I'll see you on the
way out. What are you talking about? You're looking for
Jay c Pennies. It's down on the other end. Man,
You're on the wrong end of the mall. And then
do you know where I can find ever? Crosbie and Finch?
Do you average elevator travels at five miles an hour?
How are you doing? Jake? He's letting you know fun
fact Friday Man, that's really funny. But yeah, I don't know.

(45:03):
It was pretty cool though, seeing a fight with people. Yeah,
is it was it packed or limited? Jack? It was
it is Florida Jam Jam packed coach referencing his old
stomping grounds as a joke. I mean cut and it's
not a joke. I mean it's obviously. I think it's
obvious that Florida doesn't give a about anything. Well, I

(45:25):
mean there's no I mean, I've done some fast food places.
The guys that they're not making people wear masks anywhere anymore. Well,
you know what I'm saying, You're right, You're right. The
signs have got are kind of off the door now, really,
because every place I've been by it's as I went
to bo Jangles being the wife coach. I'm not talking
about the wild cow coach. Nurse, hey, nurse in the hangover,

(45:49):
I was the only person in a mask. Everybody around me.
Apparently there was never a pandemic. Guys, Well, everywhere I go,
when I get my vegetarian tacos, there are signs everywhere. Well,
I know that they are. They are. I mean there
have been mandates that have been lifted lifted. I don't
know exactly which ones are which. But yeah, but another

(46:10):
another nasty injury. Last night. There was a guard for
the Magic Devin Kennedy. Oh my god, do you have
a moment from him? No, I don't have a moment
for him. But I bought another mpty. He went down
to his ankle like there was blood coming through his sock.
Blood That means it broke the skin. Huh yeah, oh
my god. And in the arena like you know, because

(46:31):
it's not a there's it's you can hear him screaming
on the TV cameras, what are we a blood and good?
I'm just saying, like you had the I meant to
talk about it when he when we were talking about
the leg, but we I've just remembered it. And Eddie,
what's the most bloodiest situation you've ever had in your life?
All hanging up and listen. Well, you know, we were
doing BP last night and uh, like it's about six

(46:53):
o'clock and then one shot his son hit hit the ball,
I mean went straight into my other son's face. No
blood everywhere, his teeth, cut his lip, no, no, no,
but cut his lip pretty good. Oh so the seven
year old hit the six year old. The six year
od hits seven year old. Yeah, you called it, well,
I know, I said, two different combos. The first one coach,

(47:15):
So why you gotta play video games? Coach? They coach,
they play video games. Afterwards they had to take a
break and you have a big, all swollen mouth. No,
he's good. He's made like a rock. I mean it
bleeds or whatever. You put a little bit of ice
in it and stop the bleeding and then he's good
and beat the streak. Okay, can you guys help me
out because maybe I just don't understand how how can
I search for a player? Because I want to pick

(47:36):
thy France for the Mariners today, but it's not He's
not even listed. How is he not listed? So you
gotta click on Mariners and scroll down? Hold on, go ahead,
he's not on there. What's his name? Thy Bentley ty France?
I hope you know his name, Coach. I hope you've
selected him at least a couple of times before beat
the Streak. You click on all players, then you click

(48:00):
on Seattle Mariners and you scroll down and he's not there.
He's not there. Explain to me. I don't know. Maybe
maybe they dropped him, coach. Maybe he's back in the minors,
like explained to me how he cannot be available? Like
he's okay, you go select a team, coach, you go
to the Mariners. They're playing Houston, right, what's his name,

(48:20):
Tai France? He's not there? Why explain to me, like
how he starts? He's a starter for the Mariners. He's
hitting three hundred? About I want to pick him today
and you want that website? What's that website you go
to see starting line? NBC Sports dot Com slash Edge, Like,

(48:41):
am I missing something? No, you're not about to find out.
But it's a night game, so maybe just wait till later.
Maybe he's not playing, maybe he's hurt out if he
didn't play yesterday. He played yesterday, That's what I'm saying, Like,
I don't understand. I try to make my picks by
eleven o'clock in the morning so I can be done
with it. And do you know time France ain't on there. Yeah,
I've never seen that. Usually they even listed the bench players.

(49:05):
So confused, I was like, am I doing something wrong? Like, well,
I will say the app has had some bugs. It's
crazy that we're using this app and it could potentially
pay us five point six million dollars and the app
itself sucks. It's terrible. There there's been times, uh, it
won't even let me scroll up to see my previous people. Um,
there's times when my wife she has issues with the
app is junk. But they're working to fix it and

(49:27):
make it better. Guys, someone or what No, But I
mean they have I know so it used to be
the app was so jacked up for weeks. You used
to be able to scroll up and see previous things
you've picked. Well, it was massively left up and now
it works so you can screw and see the other picks.
But you used to be able to see the leader
board what they picked. You can't do that on the

(49:47):
app this year. Apparently, coach, he's listed as a d H. Right,
so maybe you can't pick a designated hitter. No, you can.
You can because they have tigers. They have Miguel Cabrera today.
You can pick him and he's a D. Maybe it's
inter league, so there's a reason for that. They're not interly,
they're both in the American League. Well, I mean, I'm

(50:09):
trying to think of it. We're trying to help you here,
I understand, but I don't don't bark at us, coach,
because we're trying to help you find your player here, Coach,
I understand. But once you say something, I have to
tell you why that's not accurate. So then you I
poke holes in your theories because that's what we're supposed
to do. You say something, I tell you why it's
not true, and then you say okay, and then you
come out with me a different theory, or you just
say beat the streak is rigged on the script. Oh

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it's rigged, coach. They don't give him a good guy
so he doesn't get a streaking. Yeah right now, come on, man, hey,
he could be onto something. Ray I forgot to pick
him yesterday. But let's be real, when people start getting
the forties and fifties, people at MLB dot com have
got to be abed their pants. I don't think so,
because they already have the money, like uh, the insurance

(50:52):
stout or whatever. They're not stressed about this at all.
They're prepared to pay it if they need to, but
they're not. They know they're not going to They know
that they're gonna sit. This is sort of like having
a perfect bracket. It's just not gonna happen. I mean,
this is a lot more doable than a perfect bracket. Bracket.
Hold on Brackett is sixty four right picks correct. This

(51:15):
is fifty six And this it doesn't even have to
be a win. You're just getting a guy to get
a hit, and you can take days off and you
don't have to predict this. Fifty six in advance. You
get to go day by day. So it's a bracket.
The bracket a lot easier than the bracket A hundred
times million, yes, because the bracket you have to predict

(51:35):
everything three weeks in advance. This you just have to
predict in an hour in advance. Like you can look
at how hot they are and be like, you know what,
that guy's hot, I'm gonna pick him. Or he's been
on a cult street, he's gonna bust out tonight, so
you pick him. Not you can't. I'll say, I'm shocked
that you can make five point six million. It almost

(51:57):
blows my mind when I sit and think about it,
because it's not real. It is though. It's not going
to happen. That happen the people they're teasing you, they're
teasing you with this dollar amount. You're sitting over there,
salivating over and it's never gonna happen. Like Ray the
other day streets, Nemo better get a hit, finding Nemo,

(52:17):
better get a hit, finding Nemo found that baseball on
Friday night? Yeah he did, both of you guys. Ray,
and you're beat the street lunch box with your n
f T s. You're not gonna make a lot of
money doing these things. Okay, n f t s. They're
selling them for ten piece and I'm not talking to them.
Get you, because why can I not get those cars?

(52:39):
All I have to do is get a pack and
get lucky. That's the whole point. Those people just bought
a pack and got lucky and they were able to
sell it. So you know, when when we did the
calculations last last episode on how much you want, we
forgot to take into considerous how much you paid for
the pack. I told you I am even right now
for how much I've spent on this stuff. I don't know,
Coacher though, Hey, and I'll keep trying. Every time they

(53:05):
got a pack drop, I'll be on there trying to listen.
If you are able to sell a big one, Coach, congratulations,
you deserve it. It's like winning the lottery. That's a
huge deal. But even if I sell another one for
two hundred bucks, that's great. Um. And not to change topics,
but you were saying beat the streak our listener. A
person we know was at he was halfway to six million.

(53:30):
He was even halfway. I thought, you're a math genius.
Remember we do this bit where you're a big show.
He was a couple off. But what I'm saying is
he was halfway there. The season kind of just started halfway. Ray.
Just think about halfway on a marathon. You still got
a hell of a long way to go. It gets

(53:51):
a lot harder the second half. But guys, we're not
picking people to get a homer. We're not picking people
to go four for four. We're picking people to get
one freaking hit at a four to five at bats.
Pick and the pick the best player. Okay, right. Batting
averages are like to one D two hundred. It's impossible.

(54:12):
Do my fantasy baseball team hit two oh five last week?
This is how How are the odds in your favorite
What is two for what is one for five? It's
two hundred? That average is what happens. A guy typically
gets a hit every game if he gets five at
bats typically key words imps. Actually this is not right

(54:36):
because usually you go over five and then you go
to for five the next day. So if they got
to hit every game, you know, because they got that bats,
everybody would have a hundred and sixty two game hitting streak.
A good point, right, right, If it's so easy, I'm
not saying it's easy. I'm saying, are it's attainable? It's not.

(54:58):
That's why I don't like you. I don't even do
I wait, don't waste my time. I go and I
pick guys. And that's why I end up playing guys
that aren't even in the starting lineup, because I pick
it at ten am, and then I look back that
night and see if they got a hit, and oh wait,
they don't even play. They pinch it over one. Great,
I'm back to zero, right. That's why I want to
put Ty France in and move on with my life.
But no, I gotta pick someone else because he's not
even available. Let me just leave it at this. You

(55:20):
can pick the best player against the worst picture and
he only has to get one hit. Sometimes, Hey, tell
me about Bryce Harper. The other night when the Philly
scored eleven runs. Guess how many Bryce hits? Bryce Harper
head zero? Thank you said that again. The Philly scored
eleven runs the other night, I believe in Colorado, and

(55:40):
Bryce Harper went zero for five. So the best player,
the best player against the worst but hit the next
night he did because I put him. The next night
I did too, So you've got to pick the night.
You gotta avoid the sinkhole and then get it. It's good. Gosh,
dang it. I love your optimism. Your optimism couches beautiful.

(56:00):
The fact that we have somebody we know that was
in first place halfway there. It just seems it wasn't
We have the whole season. Guys, there's no rush. No,
but he's out. You'll never make it to thirty. Oh,
I better do no? How much? How much? Right? Well?
I mean I made it before this season. You're gonna

(56:22):
make it to thirty. I'll bet you how much well.
I can't gamble. I forgot right? Can I say? I
apologize from the bottom of my heart. That was not
a stab at your your addiction being an enabler. I
I coach, definitely apologize. I'm so sorry, and coach, it's
good coach. Okay, I hope I didn't strike a chord

(56:43):
that was very rude of me and awkward. I apologize.
I one hour, one hour, right, let's let's wrap it up.
God bless man, guys. I did lose all my money
this weekend. This I remember I deposited eirightty dollars January one,
and I had not like I've gone up to three

(57:05):
hundred during March Madness a lot, went down to thirty,
went out of twenty, finally lost it all on Saturday.
So I was like, you know what, I deserve a
recharge because I haven't reach charged since January. I did.
I deposited thirty dollars lost it on UFC. Wow, And
how much did you get up to at one point
during something? How much of that did you cash out?

(57:28):
None of it could? So right, That's why that's why
it's okay. So I've made more on n f T
s than you have on your gambling. I mean no,
not really, You're not even even yet. We have ended
this podcast on such a down note, A bunch of losers.
I mean usually shows, don't they try to end with

(57:50):
a bang. I mean, were trying to bring our way
back the next time we know how to bring it
to a screechy call Eddie losing his ass lunch, trying
to get me back into my vice right on to ramble. Ray,
just do one more hit, dude, It's gonna it's gonna
feel good. Okay, here we'll we'll we'll end on a positive. Hey,
coaches love the show that I'd give your over point
five runs in the first to try with a little flavor.

(58:12):
Bet was made betting the three line on round robin. Free.
Feel free to email me back when you I don't
know nothing about that round robin and it doesn't Eddie
usually root against the runs that person. Yeah, I don't
understand this. That's risk that's risky to do the bet
for the run, because they give you the option one

(58:32):
run or two runs. Oh, he bet over point five,
over point five. He bet a hundred and sixty eight
dollars to win five nineteen lost. That one is helping.
This is sad get out and well, I don't understand
he lost his wife. Probably, I don't understand his images.

(58:54):
Maybe he won a bunch of these and they're not
a parley, but I thought they were a parley. But
congratulate Licens. I don't understand your email, Matt, Mike Dubbs.
I wish I could understand it. All right, all right, boys,
all right, have a great day. All right, goodbye everyone.
I got real sat at the end. All right, I
wanna go I want to go home. I didn't know

(59:17):
we're going to close with Eddie getting cleaned out. Coach
just it just reminded me your advice, your advice talk
reminded me. Guys. Sorry to add this, but I also
got cleaned out this weekend. Yeah sorry guys,