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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Hello, I'm here. Do you hear me? No, he's got
this jacked up? No, do you hear me? Do you
hear you? Yeah, I hear me. Are we rolling? We're rolling?
Speaker 2 (00:11):
But he's got this jacked up? So it's in single format.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
I don't know what that means. Wow, can you figure
it out to put it in non single format?
Speaker 2 (00:22):
You gotta be kid me, Zach, I know how to
do it. Well, that's gonna stop the recording. I'll just
record it like this.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
It's fine. Fix it. It's annoying as ship though. Hello,
can you fix that? Though? I don't want to mess
up with his Adobe. If this is his computer, it's
not his. This is a community studio community. And what
he's he's out for the year.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
What do you call those desk drawers over there?
Speaker 1 (00:49):
You do understand this person is out for the year.
He had hip surgery he did. Yeah, so he is
out for the year. So you can mess up whatever
you want, and I guarantee you he'll be able to
fix it when he gets back, just so you know,
just in case you're wondering, but you may not be wondering,
and I am. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
You gotta be kid me. What loading local database files.
Get ready for a forty five minute way. It probably
won't let me click these.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Oh that was good. Oh it works. I just can't
hit other buttons because that'll freeze. That's okay, you can
just hit that for right now. We'll start the show.
Hold on, don't talk for a second, all right, it's
recording in Happy Friday. Mantball. College football playoffs starts tonight.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
Ah, it's not boys to say they don't play for
a month.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
The other team, Georgia, they play in two months. Yeah,
it's it's a little weird. I do think that we
should do. This is what I do believe. I believe
these first round matchups. Why don't we put them at
the bowl games? Like make them a bowl game, like,
oh they're the Citrus Bowl, They're the Peach Bowl. And
then next week the teams that got to buy, give
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them even more of an advantage and let them have
the home game. Why don't we do that?
Speaker 2 (02:07):
Wait, the teams that got to buy, they don't have
the home game. They have to play it in neutral sitence. Interesting,
so I.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
Think it should be more of an advantage to them.
So put these games this weekend that didn't earn a bye.
Put them at the Mayo Bowl, the Idaho Potato Bowl,
the New York Pinstripe Bowl. Put them wherever. Let them
play the bowl games there, and then next week you
travel to the home stadium. You got to go to Georgia,
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you have to go to Arizona State, you have to
go to Oregon. Give them the huge advantage of playing
at home field.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Dude, I'm glad you told me that. I mean outside
of Tennessee and Ohio State. That means Texas just gets
a week to just try some stuff against Clemson. Let's
be real, they're gonna beat Clemson or that already happen.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
No, it starts tonight. Oh yeah, yeah, my badman. And
then Penn State and SMU.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
That's a practice intersquad game for Penn State, which tells
me then they're gonna blow the doors off of Boise State.
And then Notre Dame Indiana that one sid No, no.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
No, I'm gonna tell you what's gonna happen there. Indiana's
gonna win the game.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
Indiana can win that one. You know why, even though
you just told Kevin that Notre Dame is good. No, no,
they but I just told him yes. But then I
didn't know they were gonna be matched up against Indiana.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
You know what, bite your dick when you talk to me.
I like the swagger of Indiana's coach. I think he's awesome.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Ritornick.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
I don't know his name, no idea is they colln
justin him? What the hell's his name? Riddy me, I'm
close to that. I couldn't tell you. Rig Tagni, Rigatoni.
I've been congsting him for a month. Yes, I just
like the way he carries himself and the way he talks,
and the way he is so hyped and he's not
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scared of anything. I believe that Indiana is the team
that when there's a first round upset, it's gonna be
Indiana over Notre Dame. And I agree with you.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
I'm not on the upset, but I like your thought
process because if you tear the ass out of that
Indiana Ohio State game, there was an overthrow to the
punter one time. They tripped over their own dicks. Right,
it was a blowout, but Indiana played well at the
end of the first quarter outside. I mean, I think
it was a great first half by them, and then
that overthrow. Maybe happened, and that kind of threw the
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whole thing. And then there was one fumble that played
pretty damn good.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
That's why I believe they're not scared or intimidated to
play Notre Dame. I think this coach is so good
and I like him, and so I think Indiana's gonna win.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
And my cousin he saw him on the golf course.
He's a big Notre Dame guy. And I was with Justin.
We had had a couple and I said, I watched
game tape on Notre Dame. What is y'all's weakness? And
he said, quarterback, we interceptions not the best.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
If you have to throw the ball. Riley Leonard's not
that great.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
Stable of horses at running back, which is good defense.
They're quick. I saw him against USC. They were flying
all over the place, high flying man circus is in town.
But interceptions are gonna get you and the quarterback play.
So for that, I will agree with you on the
Indianas of the world. But what a practice squad for
Penn State. Oh they play s Mu Sister of the
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poor Catholic School. What I mean, pull the doors off
a boise.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Penn State's in the Championship. Learn the ship. Let me
tell you about Penn State. SMU is going where it's cold.
You know what, People that are from warm places don't
like beaver talk. They don't like cold. Come here, you
little beaver. I don't know, dude, Get over your little
mustake right quarterback for su Shorter me am I in
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college football. No, no, but you're not as fast as him.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
He's pretty quick.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
But you know, you know when you're quick is when
it's warm outside. When you know, you know what, you're
a little bit slower. When it's cold outside and you
don't want to move and you're shivering on the sideline
and you can't get your muscles loose, that is when
you struggle. I mean, going to Penn State. I don't
even know how cold it is gonna be, but it
can't be his war. It's a lot colder in Penn
State than it is in Dallas.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
I'll guarantee that if you live in Happy Valley, you
just got happy because you were in the championship. I
think you gotta play Georgia before that, so maybe you're
not all the way there, but you're damn close.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
Ah. I think they can may win this game. But
James Franklin, he always seems to blow it. But the
advantage they have is it's cold. And what happens when
of the dolphins when they go to Green Bay cold,
they shrivel up. So smu is the dolphins. They're going
to the cold and they're gonna shrivel like your penis
at a freaking swimming pool.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
Park it people's driveways. Not a great atmosphere. Green Bay cold,
good atmosphere. But I got to parking people's driveways.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
Yeah, I was like, I think it's a great atmosphere.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
There's no gas station.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
The oldest park got a parking people's driveways. Yeah, that's
the Nashville sc Stadium. Never been. You should go, man,
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
I can want to keep my virginity on that one. Okay,
I was gonna lose it to Messi. I was gonna
lose it to Messi. I was prepared to lose it,
and I had it figured out where I was gonna
actual be right behind Messi's goal that he scored there
three hundred dollars tickets.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
Yeah. Uh. My son came back from he went to
the library and they get to check out check out
one book, A week, and he found out about nonfiction
books this week, and so he asked the librarian where
the non fiction books were.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
What did he get Fight, Grind, Repeat Bones book?
Speaker 1 (07:24):
Uh? It was close to that, but it didn't have
any that didn't have any pictures, So he likes ones
of pictures still and he comes home and he pulled
he goes, Dad, look what I got, pulls it out
of his backpack. He goes, I got an NSC book.
It was Nashville Soccer Club.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
Not a lot of chapters in that one.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
And he goes and he points at the front of
it and he goes, Dad, is this messy? I'm like what?
He goes, that's what Timmy said? Timmy said, this is messy?
Speaker 2 (07:52):
Was it muck dar?
Speaker 1 (07:53):
No, it was Daniel Love.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
It's kids don't even know what MESSI looks like. Well,
I mean I went the Golden Boot.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
They're six years old. The guy did have brown hair
like MESSI. He's short like MESSI, but he's not messy.
But his friend Timmy told him it was messy. And
he goes, Dad, who's the other really good one? Timmy
would tell me Ronaldo Muktar, No Ronaldo, And I was like, no, No,
that's just Daniel love it. He goes, oh, but do
we ever play Messi? And I said, yes, we played Messi.
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Dad was there and I didn't tell him that. I
didn't tell him because I didn't take him. Dad.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
How did you go, Dad?
Speaker 1 (08:30):
How come you went to the game and you didn't
take us? You take us to all the games? About
that one's son. I didn't know if you'd appreciate seeing
Messi in the flesh, so I thought the tickets would
be better used with someone else. I apologize about that,
but this year I will take you to see Messi
because he is the greatest and he will probably retire
after this year. Let's go from chapter four to seven.
I didn't know they covered two chapters of the Messy Game.
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But he was so excited.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
You just about got outed with the kids. Dude, he
was putting two and two.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
Oh man, he was going to connect the dots.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
What do you mean you'd went to the game? Dad? God,
I misspoke. I what cheated?
Speaker 1 (09:07):
Oh, don't tell your mom with another woman. We gotta
do it live. Arnold is here.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
You've been quiet in the corner. What are you doing
playing with your packer?
Speaker 1 (09:18):
Get I'm just getting warm.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
It's cold in this building.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
I agree with you, but we figured out the temperature
in this room. Bone studio, I'm a I'm guessing you
guys for the big show. I have the temperature figured out.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
Dude, in the glass studio, Arnold comes in there, it's
maybe sixty degrees.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
I'm blowing in my blowing the whole time. Oh no, no,
my hands are freezing and I had to put them
in my little pockets in the front because I'm so cold.
Or I start sitting on them trying to warm them up.
I'll blow you your hands. Okay, all right, we're not
back at the mill, dude. We're not gonna blow each
other like rain. This brother did is the mill.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
That was a great episode.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
Great episode.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
Don't know how to tell you to search it, but
a great episode. Let's start the show.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
You know what we should do. I'm gonna find that
episode and we'll put it up while we're on break.
Just random day. You wanna do it live? Wait? Oh?
The one, two, three? Sore losers? What up? Everybody? I
am lunchbox. I know the most about sports, so I'll
give you the sports facts, my sports opinions because I'm
pretty much a sports genius, y all, it says, and
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I'm from the North. I'm in Alpha Male. I live
on the north side of Nashville with Baser.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
My wife. She's a Broadway girl. I was a Broadway
boy and then.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
We ended up going to the country. We love it
up there, Indian Lake. It is very, very nice.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
It is beautiful and cute and quaint and perfect.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
Guys.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
Over to you, and by that I mean lunch over
to you.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
I just want to take a time out of our
little podcast to say congratulations to my parents. As a son,
I should have recognized this day a little bit on
time maybe, but I want to say happy fiftieth wedding
anniversary to my parents. They have been married.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
Whoa, guys, that's so loud in the background.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
Years.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
That's a milestone.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
That is incredible. You've been that long since the Lions
were in the playoffs. It's been that long since the
Cowboys made the Super Bowl. They got married when they
were nineteen years old, nineteen years old, fresh out of
high school. They decide, hey, let's go ahead and get married,
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and fifty years later they still tolerate each other, ma'am.
Speaker 2 (11:22):
I mean that is crazy to think God as crazy, dude,
because there's a lot of fed up people in the world,
and I'm like, I could never be with that person.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
I can never be with that person.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
You find the person you can be with, it all
makes sense, But dude, there's so many chicks not like
I'm just like, dude, I could have never married that
person the second we broke up. Good God, thank god
we broke up. I mean we would have most ninety
nine percent of the world, you could be married a
year two because half of them met are men, but
the other half be married a year or two drive
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each other crazy.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
I understand that. But when you get married, originally you think, oh,
this is gonna last for so long, and it's going
to be the longest.
Speaker 2 (11:59):
But no one but fifty years.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
Like I remember my grandparents celebrating their fiftieth wedding anniversary
and I was like, how the hell can people be
married fifty I mean that is so long.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
Right, because it's the evolution of the relationship.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
Yes, and now my parents have been married fifty years, Like,
I will not be alive to be married fifty years.
Excuse me, this just took a turn, right, because I
would have to be like ninety eight years old.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
That's possible.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
Let's be real. I'm not living to ninety eight. Wait,
I got married when I've been married four years. I'm
thirty nine, thirty five, so i'd be eighty five. That's good.
I mean, I don't think you're gonna make fifty. That's
what I'm saying. It's crazy. If you can make fifty,
that means you got to get married young.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
Right, I mean, I hope you make other goals in
life than to stay married fifty years.
Speaker 1 (12:50):
No. No, that's not my goal in life. I'm just
saying that my man can't go out tonight trying to
stay married fifty years. Thanks. I was just saying, it's
pretty amazing. I don't I don't look at porn guys
trying to stay married fifty years. Thanks, big accomplishment. I'm
looking forward to. Like my grandparents stayed married for fifty
I need to actually look into it now. My parents
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might be close to it because they're close to the
upper seventies. They got married young.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
That means they're close to fifty. Yeah, I gotta start
getting that would work out. You always had to get
them that fifty year anniversary would work.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
They put on the mantle. Oh, you're gonna get something engraved.
My grandparents had something at their house. Yeah, And that's
what I feel bad about is I didn't get my
parents anything. And I don't know if you're supposed to
get something for your parents' anniversary. Are you supposed to
remember your parents anniversary? My sister didn't text me till
ten o'clock at night.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
What day is it?
Speaker 1 (13:41):
December? What was Saturday thirteenth?
Speaker 2 (13:47):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (13:48):
Yeah, December thirteenth. And my sister didn't text me till
like ten twenty at night, and goes, oh, today was
mom and Dad's fiftieth wedding anniversary. I'm like, goly, we
suck as children. I'm a huge milestone and we didn't
even remember it. So I thought I should take a
moment just to say happy fiftieth wedding anniversary. Saturday was
the fourteenth. Then it was the fourteenth. It already happened. Yes,
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that's what I said. I said, I missed it, like
I missed the wedding anniversary. It's definitely too late then,
unless it was on Friday. I'd have to look through
my sister's text. Let me look at my sister's text.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
Yeah, but you and your wife need to do something
for them.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
We are going to do something. We are planning on.
I mean, we couldn't celebrate that week that day, so
we are planning in the next couple of months to
fly down to Austin to celebrate my parents' fiftieth wedding anniversary.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
I would say wedding cake, sparklers, stuff like that. It's
one of those bottle service. Yeah, and it's not not Rolex,
but maybe you get them a watch. Maybe it says
just the big fifty on it.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
Okay. I do remember my grandparents' fiftieth wedding anniversary. I
mean I was probably twenty one, maybe twenty two, probably
twenty one, and we went to my grandparents' house and
the cousin, the cousins from Oklahoma came. I have second cousins,
I guess. We all took pictures and then we went
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out to We started drinking there, and then we went
to a restaurant. Nice restaurant, reserved a little room and
it was open bar. You could drink whatever you want.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
It sounds like the convention.
Speaker 1 (15:28):
Does sound like the Convention sore Losers dot Com. And
then we went to Sixth Street and my second coast.
We were so hammered.
Speaker 2 (15:35):
What a way to celebrate fifty years of commitment to
going to debauchery Central on Sixth Street.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
Yeah. Well, my second cousins from Oklahoma were in and
we wanted to take them to Sixth Street. And so
we're there and we go and we go to seeing karaoke.
Graham and grandpa met a hooker last night. Congrats on
fifty years. Well your grandparents lasted fifty years. Yeah, now
a day after because my grandpa hooked up with someone
on Sixth Street last night. Sorry, Graham's I I'm with
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this girl that has a short skirt on.
Speaker 2 (16:04):
Sorry, probably not gonna last past today.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
Now, this is me at the bar. Hey, Hey, maybe
me and you're gonna be at my grandparents. If we
hook ups the night, we could maybe be fifty years married. No, okay,
all right, next chick. Hey, what are you doing now tonight? Oh?
Just a girl's night? What are you doing? This is
my grandparents Phidias anniversary. I'm inspired by love and man,
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would you like to come to my place? No? All right, cool,
I don't want to do marriage. I just want to
go to Coachella for fifty years. I don't know what
Coachella is, but okay, have a good one. I'm gonna
go over here and talk to this chick. Hey, chick, No, okay,
I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (16:43):
I'm an influencer. What do you mean fifty years of marriage?
Speaker 1 (16:46):
What even is that?
Speaker 2 (16:49):
That was actually time travel because when.
Speaker 1 (16:51):
You were twenty one there was an influence. That's exactly right,
not bad on that one. Thank you get back to
when I was twenty one. So anyway, we go and
see karaoke, and I'm gonna tell you what we did,
love Shack. I have never realized how long that damn
song is because we were up there for like twelve minutes.
It felt like it was the longest song in the
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history of songs. If I mean minimum, it has to
be five minutes long. Then my cousin gets up there
and I'm gonna I'm gonna shout her out. Megan Needles, congratulations.
She got up there to sing a song and she
was so drunk. The shout out so drunk. You know
how they have the screen behind you so the audience
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can see the words, yeah, and they have one like
behind the audience so you can see the words. Never
been a big karaoke guy. Continue. She was so drunk.
She had her back to the audience the whole time
because she was looking at the screen thinking that's where
she was supposed to look, buddy, And she just say
that the whole time, just with her back to the
audience right awards like, what do you do? I had
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to see the words, all right, the words are over there.
She's like, oh, I'll be honest, I didn't even see those.
Didn't see those. That's my fault. That's my fault. And
I remember my dad putting his arm around me that night.
He was like, man, it's amazing. I'm like what he
goes How you can just get up there and do
that and not give a shit. He's like, you're terrible
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at singing, but you just get up there and you
just did not no care in the world. Pops never
went up there and no shit, no, no, no, no,
Pops is not one of those guys. But he was like,
that's just crazy. You can do that. And it's weird
the little conversations you remember with your dad, but that
one sticks out to me, like I can remember like
just him putting his arm around me. It was his
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right arm around my neck, and well, what is this
leading to do you want to go to Wild Beaver
and sing karaoke? No? It just reminds me of last
year at convention. We saying karaoke, and I mean we're
at Coaches Convention four. We are forty six away for
matching how long my parents have been married.
Speaker 2 (18:53):
Didn't even think of that. What if we have fifty conventions? Unbelievable,
we'd be in our hundreds.
Speaker 1 (18:58):
Yeah, we'd have to do more than make sure you
b yoc bring your own cane? What what hey, it's
not on Sixth Street, it's gonna be on Rosa Parks.
It's a really nice living facility. Why have you seen
my hearing herd? So?
Speaker 2 (19:19):
I saw it on one of our truckers.
Speaker 3 (19:22):
He pulled up his wheelchair and it looked it was
Colby right right.
Speaker 1 (19:29):
You gotta you forgot to put your dingers in. You
gotta put your dingers in at you're missing your teeth.
Speaker 2 (19:34):
We'd like to thank all of our sore losers nation
who has a wheelchair?
Speaker 1 (19:39):
Ram And the studio now is beautiful? It is. It's uh.
We have a little young kid here, it's Arnold's kid.
Speaker 2 (19:51):
Hey, you guys like my audio?
Speaker 1 (19:56):
Shup you little shit. Well, we got Arnold so working
for us, and we're no, he does all the audio
turn that shit down? Hey what hey, Arnold? How often
do you go visit your dad's grave? He died when
he was younger of drunken he ended up.
Speaker 2 (20:21):
He was, Kay, what does that have to do with anything? Yeah,
I mean, god, buddy, you said telling us he broke
up with Abby. They didn't make it fifty years.
Speaker 1 (20:31):
They didn't make it fifty years, man, like my parents did.
So happy fiftieth wedding aniversion of my parents. Hopefully you
will be at Coaches Convention, four people. That way you
can see what it's like, and then when you come
to the fiftieth you'll be like, man, things have changed.
We'll take a break and we'll be right back. Yeah. Man, hey,
put your hand around me like your dad did. No,
I'm not gonna no no, but we didn't believe you
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can get on there and do that shit. What was
the time fifth rocking? Yeah, let's just keep rocking because
maybe he brings a golden tape. Right, we're live. I know,
I know. I'm gonna tell you you're not a dad yet,
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and if you ever damn a dad, I have a cat,
son of a bitch. Oh sorry, sorry, sorry? What's your
cat's name? Bojangles?
Speaker 2 (21:23):
Fluffy? Oh, Piper, Pipe? No, Piper was the old one,
Piper's the new one. The old one was called Scully,
but I nicknamed him Pablo, and the new one is
called Piper, and I nicknamed her Fluffy.
Speaker 1 (21:38):
I can't keep I can't keep track of your damn
pet names. Like there's too many. You don't have a
nickname for your damn pet. Like who has a nickname
for their damn pet? Yeah, like, either you name it
Fluffy or you name it Piper, And there's no Oh,
his name is Fluffy, but I call him Piper.
Speaker 2 (21:55):
What the that's too confusing? My mom taught me as
a kid. Cats can have twenty different names, and as
long as you call them that name, they know. Dogs
have their one name. Cats are a unique ccs. What
does Bay call her Piper?
Speaker 1 (22:08):
Oh? My god? And then I either call her fluffy
or squeaky? No, oh my god, because she doesn't squeak.
You walk by her and she goes, dude, she doesn't meow,
she squeaks. So the the real name is Piper. Yes,
you call her Fluffy and squeaky. Yes, okay, it has
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to be that cat like is so confused in the head.
Speaker 2 (22:36):
But then we also call it depending on the part
of the house that she's in. So she's either towel
kitty when she goes on the towel rack, she's either
drawer kitty, dude, she climbs in one of our drawers
and sleeps one of our drawers. So she's either towel kitty,
drawer kitty, or office chair kitty because she'll go sit
in my wife's office chair, or couch kitty, or fort
kitty when we make her forts or that's maybe the
last one, or we do also closet kitty because she'll
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go crawl in underneath our clothes. There's all she knows.
Speaker 1 (23:00):
It's okay to come out right, yes, okay, yeah, yeah,
all right. Anyway, So when you when you become a
father of a human, if you become a father of
a human, if you have that in your plans in
your future, I'm gonna tell you something that sounds so
fun and you build it up in your head and
you think, oh, this is gonna be so fun to
do with my kids. What an experience you're gonna build
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these memories and then I'm gonna tell you what happens.
It ends up sucking because so frustrating, and it's like,
oh my god, why did I think this was a
good idea to do with my kids? Why didn't I
do it when they were asleep or at school, or
at the store or anywhere else?
Speaker 2 (23:38):
Less is more? What did you remember with your dad?
Karaoke bar, run down moment? What are your kids gonna remember?
Caroling that was free?
Speaker 1 (23:48):
And damn remember Disney World?
Speaker 2 (23:50):
No, I went to Disney World, Dude, I don't remember
damn one thing about it. But you know what I remember,
pointless ass times in the house.
Speaker 1 (23:55):
I remember, I remember plating this stuff on the car
ride and me and my mom reading Where the reds
as we're driving to Grandma and Grandpa's house and we
pull into Grandma and Grandpa's little gravel parking lot driveway,
whatever you want to call it, and that was the
finish of the book, and we are all bawling, crying,
because if you've ever read Where the Red Fern Grows.
My Mom's like, I'm gonna read this family book. It'll
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be good. On the road trip to Chicago. Oh my god,
the hearn doesn't grow.
Speaker 2 (24:20):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (24:21):
Anne and Dan were the dogs. Whoo. That one's a
rough one. Guys, don't read it to your kids when
they're like ten. It'll rip their hearts out.
Speaker 2 (24:28):
Mom did the red fern end up growing?
Speaker 1 (24:32):
So anyway, don't think putting Christmas lights up with your
kid is going to be a fun family activity. I mean,
good god, it is the most stressful, miserable experience you
will have with the holiday season. You think, oh, yes,
father son bonding, father daughter bonding. Whatever kind of kids
you have daughter. No, I'm saying, whatever kind of kids
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you have, and you want to involve them in the
process to get them in the Christmas spirit. And then
you go out decided to put the Christmas lights up
and it is nothing but bickering and fighting and crying
and complaining. Dad, he got to do the blue light
last time. I want to do the blue light. Dad,
he got to do three on that strand I only
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got to do two. He was on the ladder longer
than me.
Speaker 2 (25:18):
Yeah, I want to.
Speaker 1 (25:19):
Get back on the ladder, Dad, I can't.
Speaker 2 (25:21):
Oh my god, how long were we out there for?
Speaker 1 (25:25):
Well? What should have taken about an hour? I would
imagine it was probably three and a half hours. Father
in law, I got in the box truck.
Speaker 2 (25:33):
Dude, he knocked it out in an afternoon when I
was on vacation in Cabo Kansas, actually Vegas.
Speaker 1 (25:38):
That sounds nice and great and grand. And I had
no father in law do it for me. My dad
didn't come up here and do it for me. I thought, yes,
we'll do it with the kids. And we have ones
where we just stick them in the ground and line
the you know, like the walkway or whatever you call it.
The Yeah, the sidewalk up to the house. Yeah, man,
the walkway, the moat, the moat, whatever. And I mean
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it took three and a half hours and we didn't
even finish the ones on the roof.
Speaker 2 (26:03):
Did was a ladder involved?
Speaker 1 (26:05):
Yeah, I got up on the roof. You trusted your
kids with the ladder and you were they holding the ladder? No.
I let them climb up the ladder to a certain point.
There was a certain point, and I had them put
a couple in the tree.
Speaker 2 (26:17):
Okay, But then when you got on the ladder, who
was holding it for you?
Speaker 1 (26:20):
Nobody? Dude, You are lucky you didn't break your neck.
What do you mean that thing one wind. I don't know, dude,
we could just jump off. It ain't like I'm twenty
feet in the had a buddy, had a buddy. He
was a roofer and he was an alcoholic, a terrible combination.
Broke his neck, broke his leg, and he said, I'm
gonna give up one of them. And he didn't.
Speaker 2 (26:41):
He didn't give up the booze. He gave up roofing.
Speaker 1 (26:46):
I mean my dad as when Kobe died, he was
up on he was up on a roof and he
fell off the same day. Kobe felt not the same.
I don't know, it was like the same time. And
that's when he realized I need to retire, Like what
the hell am I doing? Kobe fell and died from
the helicopter, and your dad fell the same day and said,
why am I doing this work? He fell off a roof? Wow, Yeah,
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that's kind of scary. Did he break anything? No, he
just laid there on the ground like uh uh uh.
He was fell off a roof and he was like hilarious,
and it's like, okay, my right arm works, my left
arm work off a roof. Can you imagine somebody's seeing
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somebody hanging up lights? Falling off a roof. How are
there not more injuries in the news. I don't know
these dads out there having a couple of drinks. It'll
be fun with the kids dicking around. Next thing, you know,
you fall. Yeah, my brother batter's box. Hey, everybody, what
if everybody that's box? I'm a rougher. Uh. He was
working with my dad one day when my dad when
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he was younger, I mean he was probably in his twenties.
My brother and he was on the scaffolding they were
doing sighting. He fell off scissor lift. He broke his
arm or risk.
Speaker 2 (28:02):
That's one good way to get out of working.
Speaker 1 (28:04):
My Dad's like, you come for one damn day and
you fall off?
Speaker 2 (28:07):
Was his first day?
Speaker 1 (28:08):
Yeah, Like, what the hell's wrong with you? Dude? I
got to tell you.
Speaker 2 (28:11):
My father in law had me doing something. We have
vaulted ceilings. He had me stand on a twelve foot
ladder my hands above my head to reach the light.
Speaker 1 (28:18):
Oh no, did you stand on the little one that
says not a step, dude?
Speaker 2 (28:21):
I no, I was one below it because I had
to brace my shins against it.
Speaker 1 (28:25):
Dude, if I would have fallen broken leg, broken arms,
But I had impress the father in law. Yeah, but
I've never changed those lights. They go out, we'll go
without them. I ain't changed them.
Speaker 2 (28:36):
I was terrifying.
Speaker 1 (28:38):
Dude.
Speaker 2 (28:38):
You say your kids took three hours to do an hour.
I think Gary thought it was going to take me
about forty five minutes to do that. Dude, I was
there all afternoon, from about one until four thirty. I'd
have to get the courage. I'd go up to the
very top one. Dude, to raise your hands above your
head when you're not holding on weird. It's the weirdest
feeling ever. And then once I'm up there, I got
the cock eyed thing. You have to actually the thing.
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You have to be able to turn it. You had
to pull these little screws out so that it latches on,
so you then actually had to maneuver your fingers while
you're fourteen feet in the air.
Speaker 1 (29:09):
It's terrifying. That day I said, just like your brother,
I'm done. Like your dad, I'm done. That was my
last day with construction. What's funny is I talked to
my dad after I put the Christmas lights on the roof.
He goes, you got on the ladder, and I was
like yeah, and he goes, don't tell Ray, come on.
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Ray would freak out. Oh and my kids, you know,
they start getting up there, and then they started to
reach to put some on the tree. Oh, they start
freaking out. My It's all right, guys, I got you.
Speaker 2 (29:39):
And he's like, wait, they were on baby ladders or
they were on the real ladder, okay, but you were
holding I was holding them.
Speaker 1 (29:44):
I was right behind them, and I walk up the
ladder behind them so they could do it. And then
they'd want me to just take them down. I was like, no, no,
you got to learn how to climb down the ladder
the right way. Dude.
Speaker 2 (29:52):
You're lucky that dicking around with both y'all on the
ladder that you didn't fall from that a five feet
twist your ankle or something. You understand, ladders can fall
really easily.
Speaker 1 (30:02):
Did you know if you just put it on a
flat ground, when is there flat ground in the backyard
with a tree. It's a great point, Let's be honest.
It wasn't that flat, dude, because you put it on
some moult or you hit it on a tree branch
or a bush.
Speaker 2 (30:15):
You know, it's a recipe for disaster.
Speaker 1 (30:17):
I mean ladders are the weirdest thing, and people just
trust them like they're no big deal, Like they just
throw them up. The people that are on them all
the time. Boop dude, my dad. Well that was it
for fire Watch.
Speaker 2 (30:28):
We had to go stand at ladders at the mill
because guys would go climb into shit and we just
stand at ladders. You always had somebody holding the ladder
for you.
Speaker 1 (30:35):
Oh yeah, by smart. Yeah. But I didn't have anybody
holding it for me. But the point of the story
was what should have been an hour job and so fun,
was so frustrating and so time consuming. And I'm gonna
look back on it and be like, oh, that was
so fun and it was enjoyable because we got to
do it together. But in the moment, god, it was
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so annoying then, like you would start doing it. Time Dad, Pause,
I gotta go. I gotta go to the bathroom. Okay,
So you gotta pause because if you put up any lights,
why one of them is gone. They throw a fit
and start wailing on the ground. So you just wait.
So the one comes out from pooping, all right, cool,
start doing it. Three more, dad, Dad, hold on another one.
I gotta go poop okay, all right, wait wait, wait,
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comes back out there. You put a blue one in
the ground without me. Okay, you did it with all
three of them, all three of them.
Speaker 2 (31:24):
Man, the littlest one can walk.
Speaker 1 (31:27):
He's three. Man.
Speaker 2 (31:31):
Yeah, I thought he's a little baby.
Speaker 1 (31:33):
Like he can walk. He's been walking for over a year.
Speaker 2 (31:36):
I at the convention.
Speaker 1 (31:38):
Yeah he's walking. Man, he's almost old enough to come
to Coaches Convention or Sore Losers dot Com if you
want to get your tickets. Great Christmas present, by the way,
But anyway, then it's like we get back and doing it, Dad,
I need some water, Oh my god, Like what are
we doing? Or he's on the ladder and they'll count one, two,
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please start counting, and I'm like, what are you doing?
I'm timing him on the ladder.
Speaker 2 (32:03):
No, no, you're not like the last number you say.
Speaker 1 (32:05):
And then they get to fifteen and whatever, we get down.
Then I get up and they do one, right Dad,
it wasn't fifteen yet. I don't have to get down.
Speaker 2 (32:11):
Oh my god, that's funny.
Speaker 1 (32:14):
It's like when I used to go to my grandpa's house.
Speaker 2 (32:17):
Was this a weekend or a weekday?
Speaker 1 (32:18):
Oh, it was a weekend. Okay, weekend.
Speaker 2 (32:20):
How could you do that after a day of work? No,
I'm saying I can't.
Speaker 1 (32:23):
Well, I had to do it. I had to put
the tree up after a day's work. Now I did
do that, but was stressful. Now you have a fake tree,
hunh Yeah, so you had to put it all together?
Is it all together when you just take it out
of the box.
Speaker 2 (32:35):
Had to put it all together, twelve foot tree. You
had to fluff it, flock it. It was already flocked.
Speaker 1 (32:41):
I don't have to tell that. I don't know locking
snow stuff got it and it's Yeah, it was a lot.
Do you do? Do you have lights on your tree?
Speaker 2 (32:49):
Well, it's already built in. All that's built in. But
what we realized this year that we got to do
next year. You've got to put the ornaments on the
very top part and the star before you put it on.
Because once we put it on, none of us could reach.
So Justin had to come over and hang the ornaments
on the very top and then we never did the star.
Nobody can reach that.
Speaker 1 (33:05):
Dude.
Speaker 2 (33:05):
I need like fucking shock to come over. I need
fucking cream. I dueled Jabar to come hang the star.
Speaker 1 (33:10):
Dude, hold on. You need Sean Bradley in your house
to put the star on top of the tree.
Speaker 3 (33:15):
The fucking yow mean to come over there and hang
the star. Ain't nobody reaching that thing with the ten
foot ladder. So what you're telling me is Justin had
to come over and he did the top part. He
was a little sloppy and we had him hang like
four ornaments. He falls and breaks his leg.
Speaker 1 (33:32):
Oh my gosh, I love it and that and that's
my We did the When we did the tree inside,
the kids were getting on the ladder because they every
one of them, they want to hang them high, like
the cool part is to hang it high on the tree.
Can't put it on the low branches that they can
just reach. No, dad, I want it even with that one.
So we have a whole section of all these ornaments
up on top and they're all like even on the
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same branches because they want to be the same height.
And then down towards the bottom, very few ornaments because
they won't put them on the bottom. Great job, guys, huh.
But yes, when I used to go over to my
grandpa Is to freaking do lights, Oh my god, he
was a what do you call it OCD. He had diagrams,
and he'd be like, you pull out a thing of
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lights from the the garage and you'd be like front
left bush, left side of the house. Make sure the
plug is facing south, and so you had to fall
it exactly, put it out to find that bush. Make
the plug follow facing south. Then he liked to line
his walkway and he would make you get a ruler
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and measure eight inches apart, love it eight inches, and
then you'd pound in the steak put the floor. And
so one time I'm just doing it and he goes,
those don't look eight inches because I wasn't measuring I
don't know what eight inches. And he pulls out the ruler.
He goes, yeah, I thought you got to redo it.
That's when my uncle ca and lost it. This is
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why no one wants to come over and help you.
God damn it. Like, just let us put the lights up.
It doesn't add a couple kit. And then Ken just
left and said I'm out Christmas. One time, my cousin
Andrew and I are over there doing it and we
get done and he's like, yeah, I think you're done.
I think you're done. Looks good to me, and I'm like,
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he goes, but ask your grandma. I ask your grandma
if there's anything else she wants you to do with
the lights? All right, Grandma comes out. My grandma, is
anything else you know? Do you like the lights? They
look good? She goes, I think you're all done. It
looks good to me. And Grandpa's like, actually, I think
there's some more in the shed. Let's go look in
the shed. He wanted Grandma to say it, but Grandma didn't,
so he had to say it.
Speaker 2 (35:43):
He didn't approve of it.
Speaker 1 (35:44):
Yes, So then I go in the shed and I'm
getting the shit out. Is this when you say something?
And I'm sitting there and I'm like, I mean, what
the hell I mean, if he wants to just do more,
just say it. Why does he act like we're done
and we're not done? I mean, we don't, don't mind
help him, but jeez, it's so stupid that he acts like, oh,
you're done, and then you have grandma come out and
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Grandma says, we're done, and then he he knows these
lights through here, so just tell us someone to do
the damn lights. And my cousin wasn't watching, and Grandpa
had walked up and he heard everything.
Speaker 2 (36:14):
I heard, you son of a bitch.
Speaker 1 (36:15):
And he's like, you guys can go home. You guys
can go home.
Speaker 2 (36:19):
You got booted.
Speaker 1 (36:20):
And I'm like, no, no, no, no, he goes, no, no,
it's cool. You guys just go home.
Speaker 2 (36:23):
I'll go find Uncle Ken.
Speaker 1 (36:24):
And I'm like, oh my god, now, my Andrew, what
were you doing? He goes, I didn't even think about
watching out. I mean, were you were standing at the
door of the shed like you're standing at the door.
Your whole point is to be watching to see if
anybody's coming.
Speaker 2 (36:34):
Go find your uncle Ken and get the hell off my.
Speaker 1 (36:37):
Oh oh my god. So yes, if you're gonna put
up Christmas lights with your kids, let me tell you
don't do it. And if you don't do it, if
you're ever gonna talk shit, guys, always put a foot
to the door, so if somebody does come in, the
door would hit you in the foot before they would
come in in here exactly. Let's take a break, we'll
be right back.
Speaker 2 (36:53):
What's that time, thirty six, let's just call it good
or yeah.
Speaker 1 (36:57):
Yeah, yep, yeah.
Speaker 2 (37:02):
I was thinking the whole time we were in the
other studio, I was like, man, I don't think this saved,
but it did good.
Speaker 1 (37:11):
Yeah, you're live now. I am thank you because I
said something and it was not on right, You're live. Now.
Let's talk about Tennessee Ohio State? Like, are you nervous?
Speaker 2 (37:20):
Don't want to talk about it?
Speaker 1 (37:22):
Kidding?
Speaker 2 (37:22):
Of course, I'm an open buck. What's up, dude? It's
not good. It really isn't And Baser and Justin?
Speaker 1 (37:30):
Are you gonna watch it with Justin? Here's the text thread.
Speaker 2 (37:33):
Baser goes, hey, the game's too late, Grandma emoji, I'm
not gonna go downtown. Justin has a bar he likes
to go to called the Underground, which turns into an
Ohio State bar. We all like to watch games together,
but do we like me and Justin like to watch
Ohio State games together when we bet on this similar thing,
and we like to route together. We like to watch
balls games together when we bet similarly? Why in God's
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green Earth would we watch Tennessee and Ohio State together?
I want to win, he wants to win.
Speaker 1 (38:01):
He's gonna be pissed off if they lose. I'm not
as much as a diehard fan, but with this format,
damn it. They got Oregon.
Speaker 2 (38:09):
Though, with this format, I think the Vall's got a
chance a chance in hell, Whereas back in the day,
if they had two lass like up here comes a
Bowl game, They're not in the final four. It was
always the Georgias of the world, Thebama's. There's actually a
chance if your Boise State SMU, Notre Dame and the balls,
there's a mathematical chance that you can fucking win the championship.
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Where since I've lived here, dude, they've always been on
the outside looking in.
Speaker 1 (38:35):
So it is a big game. I ain't watch it
with Justin.
Speaker 2 (38:38):
I can't. I can't, but Justin goes it is up
to you guys if you want to watch it.
Speaker 1 (38:42):
Yeah, he hadn't hit me up to see if I
want to watch it with him. Yet still waiting on
that text. Because here's my thing. I was at Neiland
Stadium and I watched Tennessee play Kentucky. Tennessee sucks lotos
Isle State Tennessee su Dude, did you watch Ohio State?
Speaker 2 (39:02):
They got sodomized by whoever they last played.
Speaker 1 (39:04):
Like, I love Tennessee. They have a good running back,
Simpson or something of OJ's descent. Sampson maybe says I
don't know, but he's good. But igamug and mal Laala
don't disrespect. I don't know why they suck, but they suck.
They were good to start the year. No, they were
good when they played like Appalachian State of Saint Mary's, Like,
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I mean, they played some crap team. But when they
play a team like when when I watched them, they
don't move the Their offense is terrible. I thought Josh
Heipel was supposed to be some offensive genius and they
struggled to move the ball against Kentucky.
Speaker 2 (39:44):
Yeah, I thought they were a high flying They only
gave one second in between plays. They put up six points.
We didn't do we ever see it. We saw one
touchdown and we finally saw a touchdown there. But that's
what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (39:54):
Like I thought they were gonna go fast, fast, fast,
one pace, wear the other team out, high fly and
throwing it around. And I watched them, I'm like, these
guys are good.
Speaker 2 (40:04):
They're not good.
Speaker 1 (40:05):
Then they lost to Arkansas. That was a brutal game.
So I am I think Ohio State. I don't even
if Ohio State's.
Speaker 2 (40:11):
Good backup quarterback Arkansas. That's what was brutal. Ohio State
is interesting. Thought Will Howard was gonna be a lot
better than he is. They've got the names.
Speaker 1 (40:19):
They have the egg Bukahs, they have the Trevion Henderson's,
they have the backup behind that, the other kid, Judkins,
Kenyon Judkins. Then they got on the outsides egg Buka,
the ghost of Marvin Harrison, the third. They've got the
new kid Williamson or something Jamison something, some alcoholic drink
they got as a receiver. Ohio State's damn good. I
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think Ohio State's gonna crush them.
Speaker 2 (40:44):
That's why Vegas thinks gives ball seven and a half
and a hook.
Speaker 1 (40:48):
Yeah, I just I don't. I don't understand the love
around Tennessee. Like when I watched them a couple times
this season, I didn't see anything good about them, And
I'm like, it's just so weird, Like why, That's what
I mean, Like, I don't, I don't know. I don't
feel like they're good. I think Ohio State crushes them.
I think Penn State crushes SMU because it's cold and
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guys for more weather don't want to play in the cold.
Indiana is gonna beat Notre Dame and then I think
Texas beats Clemson. I mean, that's it, that's there. They
are your winners for the weekend.
Speaker 2 (41:20):
So it's chalk except for Indiana.
Speaker 1 (41:22):
Yeah yeah, And I don't know if Texas blows Clemson out.
I think it's kind of cool, but they'll win. I
think they win, but I think their defense is awesome.
I don't know what Clemson. I don't know if they'll
be able to move the ball on Texas.
Speaker 2 (41:38):
The only thing I know about Clemson is they got
sodomized by Georgia to start the year, and then they
randomly played some really good games where they blew the
doors off of teams, and then they kind of sucked
towards the end.
Speaker 1 (41:48):
Another team that their offense. I'm just like, oh my,
go so boring to watch Georgia. No Clemson cave. Clembnick
is going home to Austin, Texas. His fans will be
in the crowd, but I don't think they'll be allowed
enough to shut up all them longhorns down there, you know,
the forty acres.
Speaker 2 (42:06):
I go, Billy, are you going to the game? Billy's
in Austin.
Speaker 1 (42:09):
He goes, what do you mean? What game? What Billy,
Texas plays Clemson at DKR BRO and he goes, Oh,
what time is the game?
Speaker 2 (42:19):
He didn't even knows the home game.
Speaker 1 (42:20):
Let me my boys, let me see if they're going.
I know Garrett's not going, he's never gone. He never goes.
And then Billy going from not knowing that the game
was home too. Yeah, I'll probably find a tailgate and
find a ticket. Okay, Billy dude goes to everything f
one eminem he was there, dk R, he's there, He's
going to be there. Let's text Garrett. I guarantee he's
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not going to go. No chance anyone going to the game.
But I do like the layout. I like even though
we're going to be a Brett Eldridge. I like how
we get a little Indiana Notre Dome as an appetizer
and then the next day, Oh crap, we are going
to be a Brett Eldridge during that right. Yeah, that's
what I'm thinking about that.
Speaker 2 (42:59):
I thought, I but I chose romance over sports Saturday though,
sports all day, no romance. Who's the early game, don't know?
I know Texas, Clemson, afternoon night games, Ohio State, Tennessee.
Maybe it's the likes of SMU and Penn State.
Speaker 1 (43:10):
Oh it's got Oh yeah, they are there, the early ones.
They gotta play sometime. I mean, that's the game. They
don't want anybody watching. They're hoping everybody's still damn asleep
because they're like, oh, we got these two shitholes of
SMU and freaking Penn State. Let's put them early in
the morning when people got things going on, because let
me tell you what I got going Saturday. Man. We
were at a party last weekend and we're I was
talking to some of the ladies and one lady is like, oh,
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you know, I want our kids to play together. And
one lady's like, oh, I have a brunch at my
house next Saturday. We'll all come over and have mimosas,
let the kids run around. Who these are the dads?
No are the moms? Oh sometimes the dads talk like that. No.
I somehow I got roped in with these three moms
and they started talking and I was like, all right,
cool is holding court I'm holding courts. I'm like, all right,
you know, brunch next Saturday sounds great, but you talked
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to me into a brunch. They are the ones that
brought it up.
Speaker 2 (44:00):
Which is the man about the neighborhood.
Speaker 1 (44:02):
And I was because I was talking about one time
we had a brunch at one of their houses and
that they made something really good. It was like naked
oatmeal or something I don't even know, and it was delicious.
I was like, I really I need the recipe for that.
I'm gonna get my wife to make that. They're like, well,
why don't we just have them runch next Saturday. I'll
make it again. I'll be a better wife. And I
guess I got to get a voice for them that
was like no teeth, Keith and Arnold combined. And I said, great,
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let's do it. And so they're all brunch Saturday, Brunch Saturday. Whoo.
We all cheers and we walk away. And so like
midweek I texted and I was like, Hey, are we
still doing the brunch on Saturday?
Speaker 2 (44:37):
Is it just you or your wife and kids?
Speaker 1 (44:39):
Oh? Wife and kids, they're all in the thread. They're
all my wife's on the thread. It's just like five
families on the thread. And she goes, oh, if you
mean brunch, if you mean like pizza at a trampoline park,
because I forgot it's my son's birthday. Party on that day. Oh,
the brunch has been canceled, So I'm head of the
trampoline park.
Speaker 2 (44:59):
You went from naked oatmeal and MILFs to trampoline pizza.
Speaker 1 (45:04):
Trampoline pizza, dude, it's it's not good. And my wife
for some reasons like, is it weird that I like
the pizza there? So that's very strange of all the pizza,
all the pizza. Trampoline park pizza is not on my
top five, but it's not on my top one hundred.
It is not that good. And she was like, every
time there's a birthday party, I always am like, oh,
I hope there's extra pizza so I can have a piece.
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And I'm like, why, it's kind of good.
Speaker 2 (45:27):
My list pizza and pubber on the corner. Number one,
Number two is is dough Boys, Dough, Dick Rock and Dough.
That one number two. What's our third? Do you always
get up here to the studio? It's is it out
of business or still there? That's number three. That's fantastic,
not trampoline park pizza.
Speaker 1 (45:44):
I just thought I texted one of my boys, you're
going to the game. He goes, nah, but we're gonna
go to campus for some tailgating, then going to watch
it this place called east Side, call on the east
side called Chalmers, and he goes, here's my prediction for
the game. Arch is going to finish the Clemson game.
For whatever reason. Not sure what it is, but in
my mind, Arch is coming in the game and he
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wins us the game, then he will start next week
versus Arizona State.
Speaker 2 (46:10):
All right, thanks for the prediction there, Sark. We didn't
ask for that unsolicited.
Speaker 1 (46:14):
No, I know, I didn't solicit a I did not
ask for a prediction. But he just told me how
the game's gonna go. So we'll take a break and
we'll be right back. Dude. So I'm gonna tell you
what you're gonna eat this weekend. Look, UTSA plays, Utsa
is good. Utsa is good, So you're gonna take UTSA.
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They might be minus nine, they might be nine as
ten by now, it doesn't matter. They're gonna run it
up in the bowl that they are in. Don't know
the name of the bull. I don't know the name
of the bull. Think they're playing Coastal Carolina in that bowl.
And you are gonna take Utsa minus the points, take
it to the Bank.
Speaker 2 (46:54):
I'm gonna guess it's like the Coastal Carolina.
Speaker 1 (46:58):
Suck Off Bowl or something. It might be. I have
no idea. Uh. Yeah, that's exciting, Uh, because we won't
be here to tell you that UTSA is gonna win,
but that I just want to let you know that's
what's going to happen. I was wondering why my voice
sounded weird? Did you notice that a condom on this
mic the whole time? No, I didn't notice that. I
didn't think your voice sounded that weird at all. Mike
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can tell dude telling a fish piss under a waterfall. Oh,
that's pretty incredible. Uh.
Speaker 2 (47:25):
Truck drivers, as you guys drive across America, make sure
you turn us on.
Speaker 1 (47:32):
Do you have any more locks? Yeah, they're gonna give
me the Minnesota Vikings. Minnesota Vikings going to Seattle. I
watched Seattle play the Green Bay Packers and they suck.
Geno Smith is hobbling around, he's practicing, but man, is
he really gonna be one hundred percent? And the defense
that Brian Flores throws at the Seahawks, he's going to
be rushing Gino. Gino won't be able to escape. U Sharbonnett. Yeah,
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what about Kenneth Walker of the eighteenth? They did not
practice this week. He wasn't practicing. So give me the
Minnesota Vikings minus three at Seattle. Take it to the bank,
and God almighty, dude, I cannot wait for this game.
Buffalo Bills, New England Patriots. The Bills, they I mean,
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they don't even need to win that. They just win
this game easily. They don't have to do anything, they
don't even have to try that hard, and they're still
going to blow the Patriots out. Are the Bills to
front runner right now? Because Vegas has them the winner
in the Super Bowl? Yes, they showed a lot in
that Lions game. Yeah, give me the Bills minus fourteen
take it to the bank because they know they got
to win every game to get home field advantage. They
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need the Chiefs to lose. They cannot lose, so they
can't overlook the Patriots. They have easy games left, but
they still have to show up and dominate so they
can get homefield advantage.
Speaker 2 (48:46):
See you think, oh, because they're gonna want that second
home game. They wanted to be in Buffalo posed the Kansas. Yes,
that's a big difference because right now.
Speaker 1 (48:53):
Team wise in the AFC, it really doesn't make a
shitload a difference. It's really they're really Kansas City and
Buffalo are both either playing the Chargers of the Broncos, right, Yeah,
that's what I'm saying. I don't know anything else about it,
but that's all I know because that I'm telling you
that Ravens Texans thing is so locked up because they
both had a hell of a Ravens being an amazing
team and not winning the.
Speaker 2 (49:14):
Division locked them to play the the Ravens. So it's
it's a lockdown match that ain't moving. So you got
these other shitty teams floating around the likes of the
Chargers Pittsburgh if you will, and the Chargers again they're
in the playoffs twice. Yeah, but they're just floating. So
I mean with Texans and Ravens, who are the weird ones?
Speaker 1 (49:37):
Just locked up? Dude, it's a breeze.
Speaker 2 (49:39):
They don't even play the first round Bills and Chiefs,
and then the next round they get home field. The
next one home field again if it's one of the two.
Speaker 1 (49:46):
Yeah, that made any sense. I don't have to make
any damn sense. I don't know what the hell you're
talking about. But I enjoy the weekend, enjoy the college
football playoff.
Speaker 2 (49:54):
But you go watch the game with Justin if you
were a Bolls.
Speaker 1 (49:57):
Fan, I don't think I would go to an Ohio
State bar.
Speaker 2 (50:02):
That'd be the worst option.
Speaker 1 (50:04):
That would be the worst option. I would go to
a bar and watch it with him, or go to
his you know house, his apartment with inflatable couch and
in the lawn chair, in the lawn chairs and no
no coffee table. I would go there and watch the
game with him. But I'm not going to an Ohio
State bar. That's what I'm not good one. Though a
lot of fun people. Drinks are flowing there, are they
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gonna be really fun? If you're wearing a Tennis Nico
Mama Lava jersey, They're not gonna be fun.
Speaker 2 (50:31):
I still got the hooker one. Where's hooker floating around?
Speaker 1 (50:36):
All? Right? Lions? Is he backup now for Tennessee? Maybe
he is the Lions. Yeah, I don't know who the back.
I don't know what if he's start string or what.
But anyway, I I agree. But if you go wearing
a Tennessee jersey, you're gonna be frowned. Upon, it's gonna
get annoying. It's gonna be everybody yelling at you the
whole freaking time. And how much fun is that? Not
very much fun?
Speaker 2 (50:54):
And the game being that late at seven o'clock at night,
if Justin doesn't come over, the drinks will not be
flowing at all.
Speaker 1 (51:00):
There will maybe be a one over ice. That's it.
If I went to bed at halftime, would you ever
talk to me again? Yeah, I'd probably have to becau
we're gonna do this pod. Oh but how embarrassing would that?
Let me be pretty such, I'm be honest.
Speaker 2 (51:15):
I mean, I'm telling you, if he doesn't come over,
the chances of me not staying awake for a forty
five minute halftime, dude, that game ain't getting over to
eleven pm.
Speaker 1 (51:24):
It's gonna be tough to watch that bad boy to say.
But yeah, if you, if I know you went to
bed at halftime, I'd be very disappointed to you, sort
of like you left Vegas early because you're oh, I
got to get home like I would. What the hell's
wrong with you? But I get it. I get it.
You get tired, it happens, you have a few drinks.
I'm gonna go to bed. There's no one here to
watch the game with me, and you fall asleep on
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the couch. I get it, but it's the playoffs, so
it's pretty laughable. If you do have a good weekend,
we'll see a happy new Year. There'll be pods up.
We got pods coming, pods coming, pods coming.
Speaker 2 (51:57):
If I may say this, guys, we took a lot
of footage. We took some pictures of the venues we're
gonna be.
Speaker 1 (52:01):
Oh man, those are the nicest venues we've been at.
Hurricane ten Luke Combs and then Chiefs Eric Church Category ten. Yeah,
and we're gonna have stuff rented out. It's gonna be epic.
And dude, Category ten where we're watching the games on
Sunday for the coaches convention. It's like a sports book.
It's got the couches and the nice recliners. I mean,
it is badass.
Speaker 2 (52:23):
Let me repeat what the lady said. She goes looks
at us, do you guys think this will work? And
we looked at each other and go, yeah, yeah, will do. Yeah, Yeah,
I think it's gonna work.
Speaker 1 (52:36):
Consider some of the losers watch half the games in
the truck bed of their diesel. Dude, Yeah, I think
they'll like this. Yeah. I mean half of the people
in ours don't even have the package. They got to
look through some of the neighbors windows with binoculars to
watch football. I think this is gonna do for them
and Chiefs Dude, I mean that that place is badass
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a happy hour. They're gonna have dueling pianos. That's amazing.
Speaker 2 (53:00):
Uh are we saying the award ceremony? We're for sure
doing that at Luke Combs.
Speaker 1 (53:04):
Yeah, we're doing that. Category two. They were like talking
about some cool stuff. Yeah. They're like, if you want
us to flash lights and like do sound effects and stuff.
I was like, yeah, that'd be great, that'd be awesome.
They go, when you give out an award for this
debauchery convention, would you like us to flash the lights
above them. We're like, I mean, man, this is like
the most unofficial thing ever. But yeah, man, if you
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know how to do that, like, we love it. We'd
love everything about it.
Speaker 2 (53:29):
I Mean last year we were just on a mic
that was like half connected. We were kind of just
yelling to people and throwing awards at him. They're like, well,
they would stand on stage, and then it would as
they win, there would be these reflective flashing lights. Yeah,
that'll work.
Speaker 1 (53:40):
I think we'll take that's a sign me up for
that one. So yeah, we coaches conventioned four sored Losers
dot com. We're getting down to the nitty gritty. So
have a good weekend everybody, and be safe, happy holidays.
And I mean we really sold it. I mean I
think people are coming now for sure.
Speaker 2 (53:58):
Can I get a roster of the way it'll be
working that night?
Speaker 1 (54:01):
Okay? All right? No. I did ask him though about
that TV because it was split in sixteenth, so I said, hey,
can you throw away if it's a massive game like
NFL Playoffs? Are we putting just the game on? He goes,
oh yeah, big guy, Oh we can put it just
one game on. We're like, all right, cool, that sounds
good to us. Man, you want your logo on another TV? Yeah,
we'll take our logo on another TV. Thanks. Man. We
should have said stuff like oh, yes, that's usually what
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we expect, like our rest. We're like, oh yeah, yeah,
our logo would be great. He goes, As they're ordering drinks,
would you like your logo there? Oh?
Speaker 2 (54:32):
I'd be sure.
Speaker 1 (54:34):
Oh, yeah, I mean I would love that, man, I'd
love to have our logo right there on a million
screens all over so people see it and be like,
damn sore losers podcasts, they're kind of a big deal.
Does that meet you guys standards? Yeah? Yeah, our standards
are are you open usually? So yeah, we'll take anything
we can get. Yeah, that's category ten. And then we're
going Chiefs on Friday and Saturday. I mean, the dueling
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pianos at the happy hour is gonna be freaking fantastic. Yeah,
I can't wait. Ended Yeah, it's over. M