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November 20, 2024 47 mins

In this episode Lunchbox takes his kids to hangout with the homeless guy at the local gas station to teach them about life. We have a listener who owns up to being one of the people who bet on Mike Tyson and we try to teach her what will happen if she keeps making bets like that. Plus Ray has figured the Heisman Trophy winner with his inside information. 

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
You're live, man, are already live? Yeah? You didn't tell
me that you gotta you gotta give me a warning
due because you know I gotta start my clock over here.
So now I'm gonna be way off, all right, man?
Happy Wednesday, Telly's a big night.

Speaker 2 (00:16):
Hump day?

Speaker 1 (00:16):
Tonight's a big night?

Speaker 2 (00:17):
Does anybody still call it hump day?

Speaker 1 (00:20):
My wife does when she texts me and says, do
you want to participate in hump Day?

Speaker 2 (00:30):
Abby turned off?

Speaker 1 (00:30):
Mike Arnold?

Speaker 2 (00:32):
Why did Abby turn those off?

Speaker 1 (00:33):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (00:33):
We're getting handsy yesterday on the board a little bit.
Don't come near our radio board doing that crap gnobbing
each other. I'll talk to you later, Okay. I'm la
really though, oh Early.

Speaker 1 (00:46):
I know that fan like makes it feel good in here,
but is it pretty loud? Hey, it's got to be loud, allright?
I think we gotta turn it off. And I mean,
I don't know if that's gonna make this extremely hot,
but it was feeling good. But I could hear this,
and I wonder if people could chime in and let
us know in that first minute, fuck and that first

(01:06):
minute and a half, could you hear the fan? I
need to know. I just need to know, because I
mean that's bad.

Speaker 2 (01:13):
I mean I did a count of people heading to
the convention. I think thirty people are coming.

Speaker 1 (01:19):
I counted eighteen.

Speaker 2 (01:21):
What were you including us, Arnold? Abby?

Speaker 1 (01:25):
Or twenty one? Twenty two? So about twenty two is
what I got.

Speaker 2 (01:28):
And truckers. If you guys want to send me a
couple bucks, I can try and get Amy there. She
is single for this convention.

Speaker 1 (01:36):
Heky, so is Morgan.

Speaker 2 (01:37):
So's Abby? What the fuck I was kidding?

Speaker 1 (01:41):
Jeez, Arnold, can you not take a joke like no more? Dude?

Speaker 2 (01:45):
I think she actually has an actual boyfriend. I never
hear about that dude though. Man.

Speaker 1 (01:50):
It's like, do you ever ask about him?

Speaker 2 (01:52):
No? I probably should, I guess.

Speaker 1 (01:54):
I don't really ask about him.

Speaker 2 (01:55):
We haven't talked about him on the Big Show.

Speaker 1 (01:59):
Good point I'm talking about now, Arnold, we talk about you, dude.
Don't worry.

Speaker 2 (02:03):
Just like Arnold, I can guarantee damn to you, you
will never be talked about on the Big Show. Arnold
makes it on the Big.

Speaker 1 (02:23):
Show, Oh my hey, that'll be the day that if
we have the day of all days. If you ever
makes it on the Big show. You know we are
gonna be unemployed shortly thereafter. R if Arnold's ever on
the Big Show, just know that I am gonna be
looking for a new job and I will not be
able to support my family anymore.

Speaker 2 (02:44):
All right, We're gonna do it live Arnold, practice what
you do? Jess God? All right? Oh the one, two three?

Speaker 1 (02:53):
So lousies, what up everybody? I am lunchbox. I know
the most about sports, so I'll give you the sports fact,
my sports opinions, because I'm pretty much a sports genius.

Speaker 2 (03:04):
You all Cesarey Mundo, alpha male from the North, met
a Broadway girl, took her to the north side of Nashville.
It's a beautiful place, very close to Kentucky. It's over
next to Millersville, just off the exit there. It's great.
We love it. We got two point two acres, two
point five kids at Vanderbilt Clinic. I have a heart
attack probably when I'm seventy two, if all goes as planned.
Over to you, man, and I have got to break

(03:26):
down this Heisman race. What is wrong with my headphone?
I don't know if you're into that. I don't know
what you're into. You never know with a couple.

Speaker 1 (03:32):
I'll tell you what I'm into. I'm into my wife.
I'm into females like that is what I am into.
The Heisman race, to me, is not very exciting. It's
pretty stupid because it just is not a award that
really matters anymore to me. Like who was the Heisman
winner last year?

Speaker 2 (03:50):
Jay Den Daniels, You're right, I really forgot.

Speaker 1 (03:54):
I had no idea the year before that who was
the Heisman.

Speaker 2 (03:57):
We're going back to Manziel now before that it was
your Caleb Williams.

Speaker 1 (04:02):
Oh okay, dang, you really do pay Like I really
feel like the Heisman trophy is irrelevant now.

Speaker 2 (04:08):
Oh I bet it, coach. I mean I literally no,
I don't give it.

Speaker 1 (04:11):
I understand that. But speaking of bets, we got an
email and it says, hey, coachers, I hope you're doing well.
I've emailed before.

Speaker 2 (04:22):
I talked about church here, Simon Levibe, I hope you're
doing well.

Speaker 1 (04:26):
I've emailed before. My dog was the one that got
hit by a van of nuns. But I but I
have to come forth on behalf of the silent majority
and submit admitt that I put fifty dollars on Mike
Tyson to beat Jake Paul, even though my husband told
me not to do it. I hate myself for thinking
I could win that bet because I wanted it to

(04:48):
be a Cinderella story. I give you permission to mock me,
and I will take it like a sore loser. Listening
from Ohio and crying as a Browns fan, Mackenzie.

Speaker 2 (04:58):
Mackenzie, I'm just curious. Did you watch clips on his
instagram or did you just go what we call it
raw dog? If you're gonna raw dog at bet in Vegas,
which is what your buddy Garrett did. I mean, let's
be really, you go one and eleven, one and twelve, Yeah,
that's raw dogg And I mean I can wake up
on a Saturday morning too and place a parlay of
twelve teams or separate at however you see fit. But
with no research whatsoever, raw Dog City, that's what's gonna happen.

(05:20):
You gotta pull something up. What I'm asking, Mackenzie. Did
you see a video? How did you know the shape
he was in or was it just raw dog?

Speaker 1 (05:27):
Did you know about his blood transfusions and so you thought,
oh my god, he's gonna be superhuman. He's gonna have
all this strength because he almost died back in July,
and you thought all of a sudden, he's gonna be
able to Yeah, cool, knock out Jake Paul. Or did
you just think, you know what, he's Mike Tyson even
at fifty eight years old, because you see a lot
of fifty eight year olds at the grocery store and

(05:49):
you see the way they move, and you just thought
maybe Mike Tyson was an exception to the rule. But
I am glad seem McKinsey. I'm not even gonna make
fun of you, because at least you'll admit it. No,
we didn't get any other emails, but one from McKenzie
that said, I bet on Mike Tyson.

Speaker 2 (06:05):
Yeah it's you gotta think it's gonna be a rural
person that maybe they had a couple of drinks. I
feel like the city people are advertised to by Jake Paul.
We see his cologne in every damn store. A baser
came home with it and I said, literally, what the
is that? And it was Jake Paul's Colonne, and I
wear it now and we come home, We come home
with Prime, your kids come home with Prime, and we

(06:25):
live in the city.

Speaker 1 (06:26):
They talk about Prime. We went to the gas station
the other day and I mean, we're buying I don't
even know what we bought. We bought some cookies because
we rode bikes to the gas station just for a
little adventure. And I mean right there in the little
refrigerator by the checkout stand.

Speaker 2 (06:42):
Oh, beer cooler. No, the igloo is Prime, right talking
about the beer caves and my.

Speaker 1 (06:49):
Kids, Dad, look what it is. Look what it is.
I'm like, a refrigerator. They go, no, Dad, it's Prime.
And I was like, and he goes, we love this stuff.
And I'm like, okay, cool, and he's like, we're getting it,
aren't we, Dad, We're getting Prime, aren't we. No, we're
getting a little sleeve of cookies and we're gonna sit

(07:09):
on the curb and we're gonna eat them and then
we're gonna ride bike bikes back home.

Speaker 2 (07:13):
Coach, what is this homeless kid, edision? What do you
mean sitting at the curb and a gas station. I did
that in Knoxville for five minutes, and I felt homeless
and I wanted to try meth.

Speaker 1 (07:26):
I did it for two and a half hours in Knoxville,
and I was like, this lifestyle is kind of nice.

Speaker 2 (07:31):
Dude. We both did it Knoxville. I didn't even think
about that.

Speaker 1 (07:35):
I thought, man, this homeless lifestyle is not all that bad,
and so I wanted to see if my kids would
enjoy it. So we rode. One rode a scooter, one
rode the what do you call it? Balance bike? The
other one rode his bike, and we went to the
gas station and I had to get them each a
dollar because I owed them a dollar because I said,
if you guys clean up all the Halloween decorations and

(07:56):
put them in the bins, I'll pay you a dollar each. Dude.
I've never had my Halloween decorations cleaned up so fast
in my life. See. It was amazing.

Speaker 2 (08:06):
Yeah, that's the power of the dollar.

Speaker 1 (08:08):
Yeah. The only problem is I didn't have any dollars.

Speaker 2 (08:10):
I had to pay him in bitcoin.

Speaker 1 (08:14):
I told him, I'll get you a dollar the next day. Well,
the next day was Sunday. They didn't get him a dollar.
The next day was Monday, Veterans Day, and they're like, Dad,
you said we'd go to the bank today and get
that dollar. You said we'd go to the bank and
get a dollar.

Speaker 2 (08:26):
Kids, Man, and so we did.

Speaker 1 (08:28):
We drove to the damn bank. Only problem banks are
closed on Veterans Day.

Speaker 2 (08:35):
Yeah, they are post offices everything. Man, if you ain't
getting your mail, you know, it ain't a lot of
business going on.

Speaker 1 (08:40):
The only day that's open is our work. We work
on Veterans Day. But that's neither here nor there.

Speaker 2 (08:45):
And back to the advertising. I feel like people in
rural America that aren't averatuoses on a daily basis tied
by Jake Paul, do you guys probably wanted the nostalgia
Mike Tyson Bayser country girl. She really did want that nostalgia,
she said, I'm not betting because she did want Mike Tyson.
So that that was my point. I really should have
said something funny when you go, hey, man, why wasn't
he just drinking his Prime? I guess apparently Logan Paul

(09:06):
has prime and it's not even Jake Paul.

Speaker 1 (09:07):
Oh, Jake Paul doesn't have anything prime.

Speaker 2 (09:09):
Dude, he ain't gonna drink that. Before the fight. He
had been puke and that stuff tastes like.

Speaker 1 (09:13):
I thought he was drinking afterwards, you know, like after
a UFC fight, they always have their monster canon it's
full of water.

Speaker 2 (09:17):
Yeah, he had celsius and he on the ground. Dude,
he had in his hand and he didn't think the
cameras were rolling. He chucked in the middle of the ring.
Yeah that's funny. But yeah, So then we got back hold. Guys,
we drank our drinks that were sponsored by.

Speaker 1 (09:32):
Yeah, which is nothing. Uh we did.

Speaker 2 (09:35):
It was called subliminal messaging.

Speaker 1 (09:38):
Oh, you were trying to get someone to.

Speaker 2 (09:40):
Get on board in the next video.

Speaker 1 (09:41):
Uh. So we get back home with our dad. How
are you gonna get us our dollar?

Speaker 2 (09:46):
Are we still on the dollar story?

Speaker 1 (09:47):
Yeah, because you wanted to know how why we were
living the homeless lifestyle.

Speaker 2 (09:50):
Coach in my part of the woods. You don't tell
him a dollar, you say dollar tree, dollar store, dollar General.
That's a dollar. No.

Speaker 1 (10:00):
No, I understand where they would go spend their dollar.
And I told them, if you save your dollars, you
can get more dollars and you can save it up
and buy something big, or we can go spend the
dollar somewhere and buy one thing. But I had to
get him the dollar. They weren't gonna let it go,
and I was like, all right, guys, let's go to
the gas station. And so we go to the gas
station and there's a.

Speaker 2 (10:20):
Home brother, could I get a couple of dollars? There
was a hope, I'm also looking for a dollar.

Speaker 1 (10:25):
I said, oh, man, now that you mentioned I'm looking
for a.

Speaker 2 (10:28):
Dollar also, I may have to use that line when
brother hits me, Hey brother, you have a couple dollars,
I could. Actually I'm looking for one as well.

Speaker 1 (10:40):
I mean, we're literally walking into the gas station. We
park our bikes, you know, right there, and there's a
homeless dude sitting on a milk crate.

Speaker 2 (10:47):
Dude, there's five at every gas station around us.

Speaker 1 (10:49):
And he literally goes, hey, man, you got a couple dollars?
Help me out.

Speaker 2 (10:55):
That's not funny. He's down on his luck.

Speaker 1 (10:57):
No, no, he wasn't. He was. Yeah, he was sitting down,
but and he was real nice and he opened the
door for us, and so we went in, and of course,
right when we get to the gas station, what happens.
I gotta go to the bathroom. I'm like, we just
left our house ten minutes ago. You could have gone
to the bathroom at the house, but because we're somewhere else,
we gotta go in the bathroom. So we gotta go

(11:18):
in the nasty gas station bathroom. And oh, it's not
just be dad.

Speaker 2 (11:22):
What are these things called trajans? Oh? I know what
that is true.

Speaker 1 (11:27):
It's I got a poop. So we got to sit
in this nasty bathroom. Why the kid is pooping when
we left our house ten minutes ago, could have gone
poop at the freaking house. Fine, I have a twenty
dollars bill. We get done pooping. There's three people waiting
for the gas station bathroom. They all look like they're
on meth.

Speaker 2 (11:47):
Were they in the same best bathroom as you? Ray?
I don't judge.

Speaker 1 (11:51):
Ray is on one person bathroom.

Speaker 2 (11:53):
One of those were the key.

Speaker 1 (11:54):
Yeah, you gotta get the.

Speaker 2 (11:55):
Weren't gas stations you going?

Speaker 1 (11:57):
Man?

Speaker 2 (11:57):
They got new ones all the time popping up. I
got one by me that has Laredo tacos.

Speaker 1 (12:02):
I've seen it.

Speaker 2 (12:03):
I haven't tried them, but I've seen it.

Speaker 1 (12:07):
They'll leave you, they'll they'll leave you, they'll leave you.
Something coming out the other end. So then I'm like,
how am I going to break this twenty dollars? And
then that's when I find the little vanilla cookies. They're
like oreos, but they're vanilla, the yellow shells with the
white icing in the middle. There's a sleeve. They have eight.

Speaker 2 (12:25):
Cookies in there. There's four of us. That's two cookies each.

Speaker 1 (12:29):
This is perfect. So we go, we buy them. We
walk out. I got the dollar bills in my hand,
got the homeless guy in the milk crate right there,
and they're like, Dad, where's our dollar? And I give
them their dollars and right in front of the homeless
guy and I'm like, guys, let's go over here. And
they're like, Dad, what about our cookies? So he's on
the milk crate on one side of the doors. We

(12:50):
sat on the curb on the other side, and we
sat there and ate the cookies while people are coming
in and out of the gas station.

Speaker 2 (12:56):
Oh my gosh, man, you're putting them, dude, Dude, listen, man,
that that's life right there. Yeah, in a nutshell, they're
seeing life all right before.

Speaker 1 (13:08):
And I didn't really think about it until later, about
how how rude we were sitting there eating the cookies
in front of this homeless dude. Oh my gosh, Like
it didn't really hit me that, Oh my god. We
were kind of like throwing in this guy's face that
we are eating cookies while he is sitting there. And
so I eat my two cookies, Baby box eat his two.

(13:31):
Middle kid baby Box two eats his two Baby Box one.
Each one goes dad. I don't like these. Oh, so
I split it in half and gave it to baby
Box one and two. They had their two and a
half cookies, They had their dollars, and then we rode away.

Speaker 2 (13:44):
Let me say this about homeless people, guys, and it's
only because it's factual. First of all, they've made so
many I've said this with my buddy Mike Miller in
college because Texas was swarmed with homeless as well.

Speaker 1 (13:55):
But we don't talk to Mike Miller anymore, do you.

Speaker 2 (13:56):
He lives in Colorado. I fall him on it. Yeah,
we'll message for him each other, and he's dude, phenomenal life.
He skis Aspen every day. I'm like, what do you do?
I still don't know. But a Mike Miller story homeless people,
we said, dude, it's crazy because they didn't just make
one bad decision. That typically it's a person that has
made hundreds and hundreds of bad decisions. Interesting and all

(14:20):
that to say, hold your interesting and guys, is factual
person that I know very well, very well. See a lot.
Uh told me this. They homeless people. There's actually huge
tax breaks for grocery stores to hire prisoners and homeless people,
and they benefit greatly. So let me just say this, guys.

(14:42):
And it's usually just because we're we're going to the
gas station, we're getting petestered.

Speaker 1 (14:46):
Hey give me money, give me this.

Speaker 2 (14:48):
Well, listen, you're a homeless person and you're listening to
this podcast, go to a grocery store. I'm telling you
they will hire you on the spot because you are
worth whatever your physical body is double to them. When
Uncle Sam comes, they get amazing rebates. You didn't hear
that from me, So listen, there's jobs out there. Don't

(15:10):
tell me any dollars. If you got two feet, two arms,
you can get a job. I'll hang up. Listen, thanks
for listening.

Speaker 1 (15:15):
Man, interesting, you say that that you say you told
Mike Miller that they've made not one bad decision, but
four hundred bad decisions to get where they are.

Speaker 2 (15:24):
Because we were in college, we had got to that
where we said, you know, you're a representation of the
decisions you make me and Mike were philosophers, we were
deep thinkers, and we said, yeah, I mean, typically that's
going to be a person that has made hundreds and
hundreds and hundreds of bad decisions in their life.

Speaker 1 (15:41):
I look at it as it could be one bad decision.

Speaker 2 (15:44):
Ray, I've only made one one time I slept with
a stripper on six treet.

Speaker 1 (15:50):
That would have been a hooker. Six Street didn't have
strip club Yellow Rose, damn it yet ain't on sixth Street, Yeah, geograph. No,
what I'm saying is it could be one bad decision
because you try that white powder the booger sugar one time,
one time, and you're hooked.

Speaker 2 (16:12):
That's not funny. No, No, I thought you were going
with the punchline. Sorry I didn't have a punchline. Yeah,
you mishit the button, dumbas.

Speaker 1 (16:19):
And that one time the buck back takes your life out.

Speaker 2 (16:23):
Of control exactly. And that's why you never try it
that one time, even though south Beach always said in college,
because we'd be at parties and you think he was cool,
and you go, yeah, I've never tried it before, but
one time, that's that's the one drug. I want to
try it once. And we'd always be like, dude, I'm
pretty sure people get hooked just once, like that's not
but he said it all the time. It was his
favorite thing. I'm never gonna try it. I'm telling you,

(16:44):
I'm not doing it. He was just that was just
his thing at parties one time. Though. For sure, I
just want to try it, you know, we're like, dude,
I'm pretty the people they get addicted. Said that probably,
I'm just.

Speaker 1 (16:55):
Gonna try it one, just gonna try it one.

Speaker 2 (16:57):
This is his favorite saying. And I just see him
the other day. I'm like, hey, man, ever tried that
powder yet?

Speaker 1 (17:01):
No?

Speaker 2 (17:01):
Man, but I'm gonna try it once.

Speaker 1 (17:05):
But they try that powder once and it leads to
hundreds and hundreds of bad decisions. And Mackenzie, this one
bad decision. Don't let it snowball to where you end
up at the homeless guy on the milk rate in
front of the gas station because you're betting on Mike Tyson.
Don't believe in Cinderella stories. Bet with your mind, not

(17:26):
your heart.

Speaker 2 (17:27):
You gotta a break.

Speaker 1 (17:28):
We'll take a break.

Speaker 2 (17:30):
What's it seventeen thirty? All right? Can I say my
genete thing? Because I know I want to.

Speaker 1 (17:38):
I want to I was coming to you.

Speaker 2 (17:39):
Man, what timing sound like a bunch of dumbasses? On here? Man?

Speaker 1 (17:44):
I was coming to you. We we we started with
here's what's crazy.

Speaker 2 (17:50):
I would love bones to say that you sound like
a little puppy. I was coming to you.

Speaker 1 (17:57):
Figh are submitting to me?

Speaker 2 (18:00):
It was good. Aha, I've got a hot take on Genet.
Go ahead, guys, listen, I got the crime music because
this is basically criminal activity. I'm giving you, guys inside
info not the average person's gonna know. And you're gonna
win a lot of money. America right now thinks Travis
Henry is gonna win the Heisman. He probably is, Gosh

(18:20):
dang it. But let me just tell you this one thing.
Jean Tree is about seven hundred and twenty yards away
from Barry Sanders record Barry Sanders back in nineteen eighty eight.
They didn't include Hey.

Speaker 1 (18:29):
Hey, you know what, kiss my ass.

Speaker 2 (18:32):
I wasn't even done.

Speaker 1 (18:35):
I know you're not done. I don't mean, I don't
mean to interrupt you, but I just got on the
Sore Losers fantasy page.

Speaker 2 (18:44):
It was justin. I didn't do any of that.

Speaker 1 (18:46):
And I see a freaking post on the message board
in the chat room from the ripper Magoose that says
let's go flying Chinchilla.

Speaker 2 (18:58):
That was justin rooting against you, gainst me, screw.

Speaker 1 (19:02):
You and justin kidding my ash.

Speaker 2 (19:08):
That was justin, dude, I mean, what the I do
to you? Dude? That was justin.

Speaker 1 (19:15):
I am in shock right now. I was gonna. I
was sitting here listening to your story and I was like, oh,
let me go see where I'm at. And I see
that's the first thing I see to piss me off.

Speaker 2 (19:27):
Okay, now go ahead, right I'm recording this. I think
it could be a good video that gets more than
one hundred views on ours. Probably not YouTube. We're growing, man,
We're gonna start having advertisement soon and making money. I
gotta turn this thing up. Yeah, I gotta turn it up. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (19:41):
What are you doing trying to fix the camera?

Speaker 2 (19:43):
Dude? Let me see if I can go to your camera. Ah,
this thing only works if I do black magic. I
don't know, dude, Well that's what it is. So you
have to turn it to black magic for me to
be able to show you. I'll start it again.

Speaker 1 (19:57):
We'll just show you then.

Speaker 2 (19:59):
No, because you're gonna time in I know you're a
chime or in her do.

Speaker 1 (20:02):
I need to turn on the lights.

Speaker 2 (20:03):
No, the lights are on.

Speaker 1 (20:05):
I mean like you can see me because you ways
say I'm dark and I'm not very tan.

Speaker 2 (20:11):
Gosh, you dark? How did Abby do it? Now we're talking.
She had them super bright?

Speaker 1 (20:23):
Yeah, she had them bright, dude, We do it in
the dungeon.

Speaker 2 (20:26):
All right, two and three?

Speaker 1 (20:28):
Got it?

Speaker 2 (20:29):
All right, guys, I'm gonna tell you this quick, and
I'm gonna tell you fast. I'm gonna tell you.

Speaker 1 (20:32):
Is working in this room.

Speaker 2 (20:34):
It feels great.

Speaker 1 (20:35):
It is fantastic.

Speaker 2 (20:36):
That's why we didn't do any smoke alarm check in.
It's on a different number. Great, yeah, not needed anymore, guys,
about seventy five degrees. It feels great.

Speaker 1 (20:44):
It feels fantastic.

Speaker 2 (20:45):
It was balmy. Now we're chilling. Just call it chill town.
And oh to my boys, is the Big Brother House.
Let me see this. Travis Hunter, Travis Henry, whatever's damn
name is. I don't even memorize it because it's not
worth it. It's that I'm brillily like, not great. He
had three interceptions. Last year he didn't win the Heisman.
He had three interceptions, He's tackled like ten people. He's

(21:07):
had like five games where he had under fifty yards.

Speaker 1 (21:10):
So that's what I mean. They're just giving it to
him because he plays a lot of downs.

Speaker 2 (21:13):
You're agreeing with me. God, Okay, so he does one
hundred and twenty snaps, all right, I get that shit.
Let me just say this about gent Tree. Jean Tree
has three games left. He's seven hundred yards behind Barry Sanders.
When Barry Sanders set the all time single season rushing
record for college twenty six hundred, Jean Tree is seven
hundred and twenty yards away from him. Jean Tree has
three games left. Now they include championship games. They'll actually

(21:36):
even include bowl games. But we're not gonna get to
the bowl game before the Heisman ceremony. But Barry Sanders
would have had more yards. But back then they didn't
include bowl games. They do now. I digress all that
to say this, Jean Tree needs two hundred and seventy
yards give or take two hundred and forty two hundred
and forty yards a game over the next three games.

(21:57):
Against Wyoming this Saturday, Jean Tree is gonna get three
hundred yards. Wyoming has been sodomized. They have been bludgeoned
every team they've played, and they they leak like a sieve.
They have been rinsed by every team's rushing attack. Jean
Tree will get a ton of yards. So right now
you're gonna get Gean Tree at plus four times your money.
Bet it, bet it. It's a little bit of a

(22:20):
glitch in the matrix. Travis Henry gonna win the damn
thing probably, but bet Jean Tree. This is your chance
to get him at plus four hundred four times your money.
After Saturday, it's gonna be more equal, and God forbid.
Colorado plays Kansas. They're only a three point favorite. Kansas
is a damn good team. Jalen Daniels, Hella Hell and
Oklahoma State to end the year.

Speaker 1 (22:41):
Oklahoma State is about as good as my butt crack,
which int' bad.

Speaker 2 (22:48):
So they'll lose one, but Colorado will still make the
championship game and then hopefully they lose in that championship game.
That's what's gonna happen. Oh my, I didn't even think
of that. The championship game. Is Colorado in the Big
twelve or what are they in?

Speaker 1 (23:04):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (23:04):
All right, so Colorado played BYU. B Y, you will
beat the brights off them. So Colorado is gonna lose
to Kansas and then they'll lose the BYU in the
championship game. He's not gonna get the Heisman. Oh my gosh,
Jean Tree is gonna get the Heidsman, Oh my gosh.
I just explained it to myself through the use of math.
Jean Tree is gonna win the Heisman. And the crazy

(23:25):
thing is this, This is gonna go too deep to
blow you guy's mind. So now they're gonna include the
bowl game, which is the playoffs in the regular season stats.
So Jean Tree is gonna be the all time rushing
leader and nobody's talking about it. Hopefully he can put
up enough yards to get the award before the ceremony
ceremonies on like let's say the tenth of December. That's
a line of demarcation, whereas the playoffs are gonna happen

(23:48):
after the fact. So he could not win the Heisman
and then break the all time single season rushing record,
which has been the hardest record to ever break since
Roger Merris, Babe Ruth, and Kirk Gibson. So what I'm
telling you right now, is you gotta bet Jeansrey he's
gonna be the all time single season rushing leader because
they're gonna go to the playoffs. So he's gonna get
four games to get seven hundred yards.

Speaker 1 (24:11):
Holy shit, But does he really break the record. In
my eyes, if you didn't count the bowl games back then,
the record is not broken. Because you count the bowl games.
Now that seems so weird. The math is flawed. Or
they have to go back and add the bowl game
that Barry Sanders played in and add it to his
rushing total.

Speaker 2 (24:30):
Two hundred more yards. So I'm glad you said that.
You actually just strengthen my point. This is gonna create
one of the biggest debates in media in two thousand
and twenty five four. Oh wow, and nobody's talking about it.
Jean Tree will be the single season rushing record. Barry
Sanders is gonna come out and say, damn it, he didn't.

Speaker 1 (24:49):
Eh, he didn't break bad because you know what it is.
You know how easy it is to break my record.
It's hard, oh.

Speaker 2 (25:01):
To break that record. This is gonna be the year
of the old fogie. We had Mike Tyson. Now we're
gonna have Barry Sanders. It didn't break my record. Kid. Yeah,
he's gonna be all over the news. The ghost of
Barry Sanders is out and Jean Trees in the Heisman race.
This is gonna be a huge thing in media and
nobody's calling except for the sore losers. Ending this clip,

(25:24):
you guys are welcome lunch takeover while I stopped this video.

Speaker 1 (25:27):
Now my question for you is, what are you wearing
to the CMAS. I mean, we got a big award tonight,
we're winning. We gotta be there at like four o'clock
in the afternoon because they want to give us our
award before anything happens, before any real stars get there.
So I'm just wondering what are you wearing? Are you
just wearing a shirt and pants? Are you wearing a coat?
What are we supposed to wear?

Speaker 2 (25:45):
I gotta decompress after my moment.

Speaker 1 (25:47):
So you haven't really thought about it, because I did
think about it.

Speaker 2 (25:50):
I think I got my stuff dry clean before some
other thing I was supposed to go to and I
got sick, so I think it's in my closet. If
it's not, I don't give a rip. I'm gonna wear
dirty ass clothes because I don't have time to go
to the dry cleaner. You gotta wear dress shoes, dress pants,
scuba wears and gets us all in on those dress coats.
I'm not wearing a damn tie, ef itt, but I
am gonna wear nice pants and nice shirt.

Speaker 1 (26:10):
Yeah, I gotta get a haircut, I gotta shave I
mean these are here.

Speaker 2 (26:15):
Is how it goes around here. Nobody talks about the
awards until the eleventh hour, and then all of a sudden,
we're going together and we're getting a black car. What.
I didn't even know I needed a dress.

Speaker 1 (26:23):
Shoot, yeah, we haven't mentioned We haven't mentioned anything about
it until this morning. Like, hey, you're meeting here today, right,
we're gonna get the the Uber black What. Yeah, we're
doing a show car. That way we all get there
at the same time. We all know when was this
gonna be told to me?

Speaker 2 (26:39):
Like?

Speaker 1 (26:40):
When did we win this award we wanted? About a
month ago? We were told, we knew the event was
coming up, and we don't mention to it, mention it
until eight am on the day of the event.

Speaker 2 (26:49):
Cool, thank you so much, and Abby tells me, hey,
didn't talk about my girlfriend dick it. What the fuck? Dude?
Shut up? So abby, it says, Oh, and we got
to meet it three thirty. We're gonna beat the middle
of the afternoon. Who's gonna give us the heads up?
We're twenty four hours out.

Speaker 1 (27:07):
I mean I'm gonna when am I gonna eat dinner?

Speaker 2 (27:09):
You're not like?

Speaker 1 (27:11):
I mean, I understand like at modeling shoots they don't
have food because you gotta eat. I like to eat.
So are they gonna provide food for me? Are they
gonna provide? What are they gonna provide?

Speaker 2 (27:20):
It's the same song and dance. It was a year
ago or two years ago? When did you see Peyton?
Was it two years ago?

Speaker 1 (27:27):
Oh, that's a good question. We can't win the award
back to back. So I had to be two years ago. Okay,
two years ago I saw Peyton Man and Cheesez. You
think he'll be there again?

Speaker 2 (27:36):
Whoever's the host?

Speaker 1 (27:38):
I think Luke Bryan? So is it Luke Brian and
Peyton again? Bones?

Speaker 2 (27:42):
Isn't he hosting? I don't know? But what I'm telling
you is, guys, don't stop tell your coworkers about happy
Hour a day before, two days before instead of telling
them the night that the girls then got to get
their dresses. Guys gotta throw on suit coaches.

Speaker 1 (27:58):
Oh, Morgan was like I thought. I was like, oh,
what's going on with you? She was like, I'm going
to I gotta go pick up my dress from a
rent the runway or something. I'm like, what is that?

Speaker 2 (28:08):
Just?

Speaker 1 (28:08):
Oh you can rent gowns. I'm like, who the is
getting a gown? Like, what are we doing here getting
a gown?

Speaker 2 (28:15):
It's the same thing as it's been. The girls go
over dressed and the guys go underdressed.

Speaker 1 (28:20):
I mean, there's guy can I some guys are gonna
show up in a T shirt and jeans, be like,
all right, here we are, let's go.

Speaker 2 (28:25):
I mean in Scuba shows up looking like pimp daddy.

Speaker 1 (28:29):
He tries a little like Connor freaking MacGregor coming out
on the right. Here comes Connor McGregor. Maybe it's like
it's a little overdone.

Speaker 2 (28:38):
And then uh, but yeah, I guess we're all going
as a team. But yeah, like I said, I wanted
to kind of maybe wear a sweater that you can
but then I'm the only guy because you guys are
gonna wear the dress cover. Did you wear coat?

Speaker 1 (28:48):
Last time. I have no idea, Ray, I couldn't tell you.

Speaker 2 (28:52):
We all had to have been wearing coats or otherwise
somebody would look corny not wearing one.

Speaker 1 (28:57):
I know that the guy that used to do this
show with a I don't know his name, but he
had a nasty eye. So we all brought sunglasses. Then
we never wore them. We were told to bring sunglasses
so we could all wear them. We didn't wear them.
And then me and you were hanging out backstage just
talking to artists and bugging people, and security came up
to us and said, stay right here.

Speaker 2 (29:15):
Hilarryo, do not move. That was amazing, dude, Like we're saying,
what up to?

Speaker 1 (29:20):
Wallet?

Speaker 2 (29:20):
We're Ballerini saying.

Speaker 1 (29:22):
What a the Kelsey Ballerini, We're saying what up to?
Who else did we talking to about?

Speaker 2 (29:26):
Dude? We sodomized Wallen, Yeah we did. It wasn't just
us given dapts people we were screaming in their faces
and like we're supposed to be back there like responsible.

Speaker 1 (29:40):
And the guy goes, he goes, hey, always hear your paths, man,
we ain't got no paths. He goes, stay right here,
don't go anywhere.

Speaker 2 (29:45):
There was no security back there, nothing whatsoever.

Speaker 1 (29:48):
And we're like, just Peyton's right there, there's Luke Bryant,
and we're like, hey, what up.

Speaker 2 (29:53):
But to answer your question, I'm going to answer it
by not answering it. I don't care what I'm wearing.
I don't care. I tell Beze this all the time.
If it's something that I just don't care about, I
don't care. I don't care. I don't care. It's famous quote,
I don't care. Oh uh, Laguna Beach vander Pump rules Stassy,
I don't care. I don't care, Thank you. I don't care.

(30:16):
I literally don't care what I'm working Like Scuba.

Speaker 1 (30:18):
He was like, dude, you're not bringing your kid to
the CMAS. I'm like, my kid's six. Do you think
he gives a shit about the CMAS? Do you know
how bored my baby box would be after five minutes
of being there. He would go up to a freaking
Carrie Underwood and go, hey, poopy butt. I mean, he
would not have zero amount of zero amount of fun

(30:42):
at the freaking CMA. So no, I'm not bringing my kid.

Speaker 2 (30:46):
He goes up to a chick with the best body
and says poopy butt. Yes, Ray, he knows attractive.

Speaker 1 (30:51):
He doesn't know. He just knows poopy butt, fart face,
and a bunch of other things.

Speaker 2 (30:56):
My question is our point is this. Can we please
not bring the kids this year? Because there was a
year when I was video and I had the best table.
I'm like a party. Hey, delete that video. We got
kids in here. Okay, cool, I'll just take video on myself.

Speaker 1 (31:09):
Hi, hey, look at me. I'm all here at the CMAS.
But yeah, I probably want to say for the show Man.

Speaker 2 (31:17):
Yeah, Scoopa sent me the tickets and I was like, oh, yeah,
am I going to the show?

Speaker 1 (31:22):
I thought I was just going to the pre thing
and then I'm just gonna dip out the back.

Speaker 2 (31:26):
Man, Dude, we gotta do it the exact same that
we did two years ago, and we were just yelling
at those bulls. Oh bawlin, Luke Bryan, Dude. I wanted
to be like deja vu. I want these stars to
think that they just freaking had a blast in the past.
Kelsey Ballerini were screaming at her ass.

Speaker 1 (31:42):
I remember two years ago.

Speaker 2 (31:43):
The minute she's single, Dude, she's like in some ball gun.
I'm like kelsays, just screaming at her. She turns around
and gives me the peace sign and the like what's up?

Speaker 1 (31:52):
Yeah, she was in something like she looked great, and
I was just like great, she was in like a teal.
It was almost like one of those suits that the
guys wear at the like they ray.

Speaker 2 (32:01):
It was a se through tal.

Speaker 1 (32:02):
No, you know what I'm talking about.

Speaker 2 (32:03):
The he cares. I don't care. Hey, Kelsey though, Dude,
I was yelling at her like she was a dog.
I was like, GOSSI go f She actually turns around
and gives me the peace side. Dude. We were screaming
and then Wallet, you grab wallin shoulder and I'm just

(32:24):
like doing a selfie. I'm like, what war? What even?

Speaker 1 (32:28):
What calls it?

Speaker 2 (32:29):
Wallin? Dude?

Speaker 1 (32:30):
I got a question these artists, these artists.

Speaker 2 (32:34):
And then they eventually kicked us out. I think when
we talked to Runaway Jude or something, that's what.

Speaker 1 (32:38):
We were trying to run Away June, That's what it was.

Speaker 2 (32:41):
They get thee here due.

Speaker 1 (32:43):
Question, like like when the artist walks away, do you
think they're like what the was that? Or they or
they don't even think about it, or they're.

Speaker 2 (32:52):
Like who was that. Okay, I'll tell you this. Radio
guys have always had the image of being absolute douchebags,
but us, I think they kind of think we're funny
and cool and so then on top of that, we're
like screaming at him. But I think they're actually they
know that we're bros, like we're the boys, dude, So
you think so, yeah, But I mean Wallin had to go.

(33:12):
He was literally doing something on stage and you were
grabbing his shoulder, like if you and me were about
to go on stage and somebody just grabbed our shoulder
and be like, dude, get the called me like Arnold
get him.

Speaker 1 (33:27):
Costensions.

Speaker 2 (33:29):
Oh my god, can you imagine that?

Speaker 1 (33:31):
No, it's like, hey, listeners, just grab no, no, no, do guys.
We gotta do a live radio show. I go, I
gotta go, I gotta.

Speaker 2 (33:37):
Go, dude. I was trying to think of there was
host and we so we never really did. You yelled
at Peyton before from the bus.

Speaker 1 (33:43):
On the stage. I got a picture of Peyton, and.

Speaker 2 (33:46):
I think that's kind of when we became suspect back there,
when they were we were around the big time, like
Luke and Peyton. Yeah, yeah, that's we probably shouldn't have
done that, because then we got drew attention to ourselves.

Speaker 1 (33:55):
Yeah, and that's when the security guard asked this for
our badge, and we all looked detail what badge? And
she said, don't.

Speaker 2 (34:01):
Move because everybody there thinks that we probably do have
a badge, but we really don't. We were just there.

Speaker 1 (34:06):
You act like you know what you're doing. People usually
don't mess with you, but then when you start yelling
at every person that walks by, it kind of raises
the red flag.

Speaker 2 (34:19):
I'm doing it again.

Speaker 1 (34:21):
You know what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna take a break.

Speaker 2 (34:23):
We'll be right back.

Speaker 1 (34:27):
WHOA Ray. I watched that Monday night football game, and
I gotta tell you something. The Dallas Cowboys have absolutely quit.
If you want to make money this weekend, go ahead
and bet it the Washington Commanders at home playing the
Dallas Cowboys. The line is ten and a half or eleven.

(34:49):
I don't know what it is right now. Bet the
house on the Commanders. They the Cowboys can't score, they
can't move the ball. They are off awful.

Speaker 2 (35:01):
Who's the running back?

Speaker 1 (35:02):
Din wittele Diddle Diddle daddle didd Zekiel Bread got in
there at the very end, he got like three carries.
They've been brought in Deuce.

Speaker 2 (35:11):
Vaughn all Kansas State, all five four of his ass
he played.

Speaker 1 (35:17):
He played some downs. I mean they are in every
pass that is bad. Ceedee. Lamb is starting to look
like Aaron Rodgers out there. He can't hide his disgust.
He can't hide it. And Micah Parsons, they show him
on the bench, and they show Cooper Rush throw an
interception or get sacked, and they go back to Michael
Parsons and he just sinks his head down and rolls

(35:39):
his eyes. They all hate their lives right now. They
are in absolute quiit mode. There is gonna be a
little effort from the Dallas Cowboys from here on out.
They have two games they could win the rest of
the season, they play the Giants and the Panthers. Besides that,
they're gonna get housed every game. They set an NFL

(35:59):
record the other night Ray for being down by twenty
points or more at home in a game for like
the seventh straight game. Oh really, yeah, NFL record.

Speaker 2 (36:11):
I saw a fan with a sign and goes, next
year's our year, for sure. Next year.

Speaker 1 (36:18):
And they Troy Aikman is just having a hell of
a time, hell of a time just like oh man,
like yeah, like his heart hurts.

Speaker 2 (36:27):
Because he's a cowboy, right, but is he also kind
of showing his nuts?

Speaker 1 (36:31):
You know, hey, Like, oh man, they really miss I mean,
just they really missed this guy. And they show a
picture of Dack up somewhere like taking notes with his pencil.
He's hitting his pencil and he's got his twirling his pencil, Like,
are really missing this guy? And I don't even know
who does the broadcast with freaking Akman, but he's talking
about yeah they really, I mean, you know, Jerry's not

(36:52):
gonna like this. And they showed Jerry and he's just like,
I mean, he looks like he's ready to have a
heart attack, dude.

Speaker 2 (36:56):
And then to top it off, they had shit fallen
from the ceiling.

Speaker 3 (37:01):
They go to Maria's shriver I don't know whatever her
dame Sanders on the sideline and they go and with
the with that player report over to you, Maria, and
she goes, actually, I don't have a player report.

Speaker 2 (37:15):
Their ship falling from the ceiling and they're now trying
to remove it and they're like, oh, oh, we're sorry,
but yeah, tell us about that. She like, it's panels
of metal that are just flying. When they tried to
close the retractable room, she had to change her report.
She was ready to tell you about den Whittle in
Deuce and this that she had to say, the fucking
sky's falling and there's a guy behind slapping this piece

(37:39):
of metal. And then they show the guy up top.
He looks like a window washer. He's all strapped in
with his fork lift, got the scissor lift, and he's
up there fixing the siding. They said, guys, there's one
or two options. He's either got to strap it in
or tear it down. And he got the go ahead
from Jerry. Yeah, you're gonna want to strap it down.
So they ended up bolting the ship strapping it because

(38:01):
they didn't want to have to take any more down.
They felt like that was the most advantageous route. Yeah,
we're gonna go ahead and strap it down. Jerry's usually
the expert on Oh yeah, ceedee lamb, he's gonna play.
I talked to him yesterday. No, Jerry had to be
the expert on his roof. We've decided to strap it down.
That's the best decision for us at this point in time.
And then they closed the roof. I think right, they

(38:22):
played with the son of a bitch all.

Speaker 1 (38:23):
I don't even remember if it was open or closed,
but I mean, the Cowboys are trash. The stadium's falling apart.
Jerry looks like he's about to have an aneurysm. His
head is so red and stressed out. It is I mean,
it is all hands on board. It is an absolute
shit show. And Bill Belichick is the kicker. He goes, yeah,
he's made thirty four in a row.

Speaker 2 (38:42):
This guy in within fifty yards, dude, the whole night,
he couldn't his kicking leg turned the fucking jellow jigglers. Man,
he looked like Bill Cosby out there.

Speaker 1 (38:52):
Dude, yeah, no one, he was taking advantage of people.

Speaker 2 (38:56):
Yeah, no, don't laugh at that.

Speaker 1 (38:56):
That wasn't funny, man, That wasn't funny. Yeah, I mean
was awful. And then they and like towards the end
of the game, like three of their offensive lineman got hurt,
and I mean Cooper rushed hilarious play. He gets like
the dude, the ball knocked out of him his arm
and the offensive lineman catch it and then he gets
the absolute pass, the absolute piss knocked out him. And

(39:18):
then he ship and he throws get that way. When
he got hit, he's like, get there.

Speaker 2 (39:25):
He thought it was like a grenade. The Texan fat
guy just runs it in the end and he's like,
and then the Texan guy, I thought he's gonna run
out of bounds.

Speaker 1 (39:35):
He's like right on the very edge of.

Speaker 2 (39:37):
The in zone.

Speaker 1 (39:37):
I'm like, what are you doing? Oh my god? It
was hilarious. I mean, I enjoy every minute of it.

Speaker 2 (39:43):
It could not happen to a better team, and couldn't
have into a better team.

Speaker 1 (39:46):
Now the Jets hit them in the Jets, it's amazing
how bad they both suck.

Speaker 2 (39:50):
And I know you don't look at the betting markets,
but there was a seismic shift that just happened. Do
you do you know what it would it would have
possibly been in the NFL sees.

Speaker 1 (40:00):
Make yeah, what Lions became the favorite to win the
Sea How did you know that?

Speaker 2 (40:06):
For the first time all year they were ten times
your money. They are now three times your money to
win the Super Bowl. I mean, you win sixty to nothing,
you're gonna.

Speaker 1 (40:13):
The NFC is not very I don't know who's good
in the NFC.

Speaker 2 (40:18):
Oh and the Niners, dude, do you know what they
are to make the playoffs? They said plus two hundred.

Speaker 1 (40:24):
They're in trouble.

Speaker 2 (40:25):
They have playoffs, or without the Niners and Cowboys.

Speaker 1 (40:27):
They have a hard hard Brady'll break schedule. Hey, Tom,
let's look at the remaining games on the Niner schedule.

Speaker 2 (40:36):
Well, if it's tough to win a game in the
NFL when you're playing from behind, it's.

Speaker 1 (40:44):
Oh yeah, more on the forty nine er struggle. Let's
go over to the TV.

Speaker 2 (40:48):
Uh yeah, Aaron, if you're five hundred, it's tough to
make the playoffs. When you're under five hundred, it's.

Speaker 1 (41:03):
But the good news is at the convention, we don't
have to worry about Miguel. We don't have to worry
about Loker. We don't have to worry about twins. Oh dude,
watch out for Loker. Guys every convention. Hey man, you
want to put a future bet in on the MAVs.
Hey hey, you want to put a thousand on the
Cowboys to win the Super Bowl. We won't have to
worry about that this year because we know they're not
gonna be in they're not gonna be in the player.

(41:23):
They're not gonna be playing that weekend, So we won't
have a bunch of sam crying in the corner. You know,
we won't have any of that. You know, everybody will
be in a good movie because the Cowboys would be
eliminated a long time.

Speaker 2 (41:33):
Ago, dude, I'm hammered with Loker at Resorts World and
he's like, hey, man, hey, he's like, you want to
put a couple of bands on the Mavericks to win
the suit? I think he said Luca to win the
MVP or something like that. Yeah, Loker, I want to
bet that in Vegas. So then I can't even cash
the ticket and.

Speaker 1 (41:49):
Find you can just mail it. It's really easy. It's
not hard. It's not hard. But and then my kids
the other day we were talking and we were sending
an email out about the convention, like, hey, you know
what I mean that it's looking like the Titans aren't
going to make the playoffs, so there won't be a
home game that weekend. And we're reading the email out loud,
and my baby box goes, don't say they're not going

(42:09):
to make the playoffs, that's right, damn right, And I
was like, well, they've only won two games so far, sun.
He goes, that doesn't mean they can't win the rest.

Speaker 2 (42:16):
That's what I'm talking about.

Speaker 1 (42:17):
And then my middle child goes, yeah, Dad, what if
they win all thirty games. I'm like, well, that's impossible
they don't, but baby box goes, that's probably not real
because they probably don't play thirty games. Smart, I mean,
very well done. I mean I was very impressed with
the anger out of my kids about me saying that,
Like I was doing my pick them and I picked

(42:38):
the Titans to lose. No, no, Dad, pick the Titans to win.

Speaker 2 (42:41):
Yeh.

Speaker 1 (42:41):
Pick the Titans to win. I'm like, love it, boys,
I might, but I don't think they're gonna win. He goes,
why are you going to cheer against the Titans? Dad
so mad at me, didn't talk to me for ten minutes,
but uh yeah, coaches gonna mention four sowred losers dot com.
We can't wait to see you. So far we got
eighteen people coming. I think that's a I think that's
about the max.

Speaker 2 (43:01):
And then, guys, I was able to ai a billboard
in the middle of the city that looks like we
paid for Marketing to advertise for right on the Grand
Hiatt Right, but we didn't pay for it. I just
did ai nice superimposed it.

Speaker 1 (43:15):
And we would love for you guys to watch us
on TV tonight. Our picture will be on their Sore
Losers Nation will be on the CMA Awards. Please look
for us representing. We owe it all to you, guys.

Speaker 2 (43:25):
Take and cherish it. Boys, would be my last year.

Speaker 1 (43:28):
And hey, just hey, and just know we're in a
better mood now. This podcast is going to get so
much better because it feels so damn good in this room.
They fixed it, dude, they fixed it. Hey, let's give
a round of applauseure management.

Speaker 2 (43:44):
And let's check the temperature.

Speaker 1 (43:46):
Check bur it's like seventy two degrees.

Speaker 2 (43:52):
It's a cold seventy degrees in the frondundra.

Speaker 1 (43:59):
All right, have a good Wednesday, guys, we're out. Yeah,
Danny Dimes, enjoy the bench man, Enjoy the bench.

Speaker 2 (44:07):
Who's starting? Tyron?

Speaker 1 (44:09):
Uh no, uh, Danny DeVito, there it is. That's another one.
Take the Buccaneers minus five, take them by a million.
They're gonna kill the giants. Giants and cowboys are gonna
get absolutely slaughtered. This weekend. I believe Mike Evans might
be back this weekend. He's gonna have two touchdowns. I mean,
it is over. Like the Giants, they're irrelevant, so are

(44:31):
the freaking Cowboys. They're they're battling for Shader Sanders up
there at the top of the draft. All Right, we're
out of here, man. We gotta hurry up, man, gotta
get to the freaking CMAS.

Speaker 2 (44:44):
Well, I'm glad you weren't the only one that thought
it was kind of sprung on us with the old
going as a team to the CMA Awards.

Speaker 1 (44:50):
Yeah, man, pretty pretty last minute. I really appreciate the
heads up, man. Good looking out guys.

Speaker 2 (44:58):
Oh Man, justin just texted me.

Speaker 1 (45:02):
I'll screw that guy.

Speaker 2 (45:03):
You're a nutless monkey, you hamhanded fuck.

Speaker 1 (45:06):
Okay, I'm gonna text him. I'm gonna text him right now.

Speaker 2 (45:09):
Oh said, save the text for your podcast and put
me on the waiver wire. I'll get picked up by
Battery Bucks someone who appreciates me. Hey, GoF your playoff
bound for the first time, and all I get is
an ungrateful, nutless monkey throwing against the wall. I'll take
my two hundred back, thanks, I texted him.

Speaker 1 (45:31):
And said, kiss my ass. That's awesome.

Speaker 2 (45:35):
I'm walking away. You don't even have the power to
fire me because I am the team. You show up
in the locker room as a dud. You show up
in Ripper Macgoo's locker room naked, because that's that's all
you're good for. Is a nice pounding from NCO. What
is he talking about? The dude? He's still going off, Hey, man,
go yourself. You can eat my Put that on your podcast.

(45:57):
I'm looking for a new team after everything I've done.
You can eat my white ass. And I texted, are
you on acid? Hey?

Speaker 1 (46:08):
I texted him, kissed my ass? He were fied justin
said you can kiss your own ass. Thank you very much.
Oh we got the bubbles. More coming in. Let's see
what he says. I wonder if he spends a lot
of time coming up with these texts. He's pretty good
on text.

Speaker 2 (46:25):
Battery Box and I combined won't even be a contest.
You're making a big state mistake. He said. He's joining
battery Box.

Speaker 1 (46:32):
Okay, have fun man. Batters Box scored one hundred and
seventy one this week. Week so dumb. I hate fantasy.
I hate fantasy. The Chili, Achilles having armand Saint Brown
the chin chill is uh. He just texted me that.
He said, I'm teaming up a battery box someone who
appreciates me. You and Ray are old news.

Speaker 2 (46:57):
He really thinks he's gonna win Coach of the Year.
I'm like, dude, that's not even an award.

Speaker 1 (47:01):
I can't be oh Man, put a shirt.

Speaker 2 (47:08):
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