April 12, 2021 • 52 mins
The Masters was a letdown with not a lot of excitement in the end but we still give you all the stuff we found interesting over the weekend from Augusta. Lunchbox has been sucked into the NBA Top Shot and he keeps spending money and getting nothing in return but he won't stop! Ray watched a movie he told us we all need to watch. What's the point of instant replay if we are going to act like everyone is blind and can't see your mistake?
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
You know how they cook. Okay, so Mike de said
they could be there in fifty minutes. So let's roll
boys music, we losers. What up, everybody? I am Lunchbox.
(00:26):
I know the most about sports, so I'll give you
the sports facts, my sports opinions, because I'm pretty much
a sports genius. What's up, everyone, I'm Eddie and I
know the least about the sports spot. I'm your average
sports fan, your sports watcher. I don't know the who's
who's and I don't know what's What's what up? Y'all?
It is says that's what my friends call me. I'm
from the North. I'm an alpha mail by golly. I
(00:48):
live on the West side of Nashville with Bazer. We
do have details about our upcoming housing arrangements. We are
going to disclose that not on the Little Show, It'll
be on the Big Show. Really, that's weird because for
like a month you've been saying you will be the
first to know, you will be the first to know.
I will tell you first, but you guys, I will
(01:08):
reveal it to you guys first, but you don't reveal it.
But let's be real, no one really cares. You know
what I mean like no one cares. I think more
people care. I mean that what we no longer living
by by the by the river, by the bluffs, that
he's no longer going to see a good sunset? Like
who cares? Well, it's part of his insur It's part
(01:29):
of who he is. And so when he tells you
something that, hey, you're gonna be the first to know.
I expected that our listeners, the store losers Nation, would
be the first to know. But what do you know
whom have been offended? Because Ray says, maybe you do too,
I don't know. You guys say that they are unemployed
and drunk all the time. Yeah, they just wanted to
(01:49):
reiterate their just drunk all the time at work for
a living? Yeah, which is yeah. I will go ahead
and tame out in my intro. Never knew it was
so controversial, and I'm just gonna go ahead and hit it.
What it was a master's unlike any other boys. Is
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now when we're gonna talk about it, I mean, yeah,
keep going go ahead. I was about to whisper as well.
It was beautiful. He can't whisper. He's not able to whisper.
Is that all you had was that your whole Master's recap.
Mattsi Yama heard he was hanging out in an airport
with the green jacket. He didn't have a private flight,
pretty expensive, probably back to Japan. Awesome, first Japanese player
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to win a major. Uh. He was carrying the putter
a little bit longer than I thought he needed to.
Mattsi Yama didn't know you dropped the putter on eight
team and you walk up with hands raised. Matzi Yama
didn't know that. He took the putter with him all
the way into Butler cabin. Is that a thing? I
noticed it? I mean, I think they usually do walk
up and tip their cab and they, you know, like
(02:55):
wave usually and it sucks. It sucks. I gave up gambling.
I felt it in my blood. On Saturday, Mattsi Yama
was going to make the push when he was when
he was eleven under you whisper locks hit me up,
he said, Does Matsi Yama win? Yes? He was up
by a couple maybe it was three or four. Yeah,
(03:18):
he was up by six strokes, and I just felt
it blood that he was going to win. Had a hunch. Yeah.
I mean the Yankees were up ten nothing, and I
just had a hunch in my blood they were going
to win the game. Did you guys hear probably the
most racist comment on the Masters towards the end. Oh,
one of the commentators coach, So they say, Coach to
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talk about this, because when I heard it, I'm like,
what did you really just say that? Well, the one
thing I did here is they said the word Japan
and Japanese and all that way too much. I mean, guys,
just say it off the tongue. You don't have to
force it. The first ever Japanese of the first of
the Japanese to win the japan that's that's a big deal.
I mean, gosh, damn it. I know it's a big deal. Okay,
(04:02):
but Jim nance said it about I wish there was
a drink count because it was about times. It's a storyline,
and that's the only storyline there was. They would even
go they would even go to the Japanese broadcast. You've
heard that, which we didn't under They didn't have an interpreter,
and they went to the Japanese broadcast. Guys, we have
no idea what it's saying, but it's it's here. The
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excitement in their voice. That's the reason they do it.
Sure excitement. They did it when he bunkered and hit
one in the in the water, yeah, and then but
they weren't excited about that, but they were still and
I couldn't tell I don't speak that language, CBS didn't
have one person that could translate, and CBS so so
so they so Jim asked one of the guys that's
(04:44):
on the ground with them and said, do you see
anything different in Matsuyama's face while all this is going on.
This is when he had already hit in the drink
and everything, and the guy goes, you know, not not
really anything in particular. But what I've seen in my
lifetime with these Japanese or Asian players, they get really
um embarrassed. They have this embarrassed face when they do
(05:06):
something wrong. So I did notice a little bit of that,
and I've noticed that a lot with almost every Japanese
player I've ever played with in my life, well in
the world, like so every Japanese player gets an embarrassed
based on the hid in the water, like no American
GUYE quite the generalization there. I mean, I've been pretty
embarrassed a lot. That's a weird comment. I was like,
what is he talking about? Everything? Every Japanese music coach,
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every Japanese or Asian player he's ever played with, has
that face. When there shall we put a pole up
and see if any of hard listeners have played with
Japanese or Asian players and see if they've had us
that face. Maybe it's accurate, Maybe it is. But when
someone says something like that on air, you know what
the rest of the guys do. They say nothing back up,
(05:54):
They just go so what kind of ball is he using?
Is he still hitting titles? Jim Nancy's on the other
side of the room, dude. Now it was an anti climactic,
very anti masters. You're so tried. He tried. No, Xander
was great. I don't understand what he Xander tried until this.
(06:16):
You're right on that triple that was the sixteen coach.
Did you hear what he said? He said, I hit
a good shot. I committed to it. It turned out bad.
I'll be able to sleep tonight. I commit to those
water balls too. There might be there might be some
tossing and turning, but I'll be okay. He said, I
hit a perfect iron. He said it was a d
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four yards. I can hit my eight iron eighty yards.
I turned it right to left. The wind was left
or right, and I it got smoked. It got eaten up.
He goes. You could see the ball just get caught
in the wind. And that's when I knew it just
hovered there. I knew it was in trouble. I was chasing.
I was still too back. I had to hit it
close because you knew Mazziyama was gonna hit it closer.
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That's he had to hit. He had to play aggressive.
What was he he tossing and turning on that water
bed or what? Probably on the jet coach. They're probably
on the chat. I fought hard. It was a messy start,
and he just he I like what he said. I
finished second a lot. I didn't finish second this time.
I've had more second place finishes, not that I'm getting.
Why is all the pressure on him? I mean he
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made an exciting masters Thank you dude. You weren't ever
gonna win. Let's be real, I mean you're going up
against the five fourth, four stroke lead. Right. Everybody was
asking him, like, oh, are you gonna heartbroken over the
said great? He did, and he said I was chasing,
so I had to go pin seeking. If it was
if it was a different situation, I could have hit
it safely on the green. And I just like the
way he said, look, I hit a great iron and
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you just you saw the wind and just grab it.
I mean, if you would have played safe on the green, though,
he could have gone to a playoff. I mean in hindsight, well,
because because mats Yama did bogey the next hole, I
was gonna say, changes everything because he can be conservative
and bog you know, just be a safe bogey and
so then he's like, you know, I got room to breathe.
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It's no big deal, but it's I was happy for
Matsyama because you thought he was done for a few years.
He was. He was the loud I don't like hearing
his sexy boys. It was bad. He was the darling
at the ball. Everybody, what do you mean? He was
always in contention, and you always thought, oh, he's gonna
get one, he's gonna get one, and then he just
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kind of everybody forgot about him. No one was picking him.
No Ricky, I don't know if Rickie's ever getting one.
Rory Dustin, well, they've got some you'd understand. I think
Dustin is the defending champions, and how sad for Dustin Johnson.
I was thinking about this and my wife said this,
and she goes, so he only gets to be the
defending champ for like four months. She goes. But but
(08:47):
let's let's can we stop talking about the November Masters
because that only happened one time, and it's only gonna
happen one time hopefully. Oh yeah, you know what I mean.
Like they kept saying, like, this is the difference between
a Masters in April and November. Guys, we know November
was a crappy year. Yeah, but it was different because
it looked more. It was a lot more picturesque. Hey
(09:09):
you want a reality check? A reality check? Yeah, yeah,
I give you a reality check. Tiger I thought he
was in Florida when he crashed. Is that true? Yeah,
that's what he said. Guys, I tell you what. I
had a couple of beers on Saturday. They put up
a replay. It was raining coach. I thought Tiger was
back from the dead plane in the Master. It was
a two thousand nineteen replay. Hey, so you passed out,
woke up and Tiger was playing? Was like, how long
(09:32):
did I sleep for coach? I thought they wheeled him
out of the u c l A hospital bed and
he was playing eighteen Your Hair was long? But you
know it was crazy? Is there was a Phil sighting
on Sunday? They actually showed Phil on TV. It was
he made the cut. That was crazy, But I mean
they don't remember seeing him. Maybe they showed him on
Saturday and I just missed it. But I was like,
I hadn't seen one shot of his All tournament until Sunday.
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He's at minus one. I'm like, whoa that there's Phil
on ESPN Plus has the featured groups and everything. They
had all that, and he was one of the feature group.
I can think maybe on Friday, I was just watching
live broadcast and so they never went to him because
I guess he was never really in He was never
in contention. Music, Please coach, music, Coach. I feel like
we're getting going to get complaints. He was never really
(10:13):
in contention, but he hung around and he did well. Yeah,
hey reality check though, if you want to see what
Augustina National looks like in real life, google Earth it
and and it has a day or something that I
guess they were doing repairs. It looks like crap. It's brown.
There's no water in the ponds. The azaleas are dead.
Oh no, that's probably it's probably November, the November Masters coach.
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It's so funny. I wanted to see where it was.
It's like Google earth it. I'm like, that's not it.
That looks like McCabe. That looks like the Munich. Dude,
how do you get to play the Masters? Because Dodds
played it? Play the Masters, coach, people not on the Masters.
Dodd did not play the Master. So if you just
want to play the course, how do you guys even
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know how to do? You got to know him, remember, Hey,
I did tell lunch does the Bones get to play it?
I think he got a pass to play it? Wow,
like a birthday pass. Hey, however what I told him?
I told Bones, I don't know. Somebody gifted to him.
It's the gift, hey, I told. I told lunch Box
though he should call Augusta. He should call him last
(11:18):
week and been like, hey, can I can I put
the tea time? I don't know if they have a phone. Hey,
it's Chnico. I would love to play your beautiful car corner.
I'd like to play at twelve o five pm if
that's possible, possible for me to drive a cart. Another
another beautiful thing this weekend. Didn't do it. Another beautiful
thing this week and I saw it was bryceon d
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shambo him. I love seeing him overplay the course. Wait
do you see him take on the mask? He whisper.
I love I just love how he talks like, oh,
I got the secret weapon. Last year he was, I'm
just gonna use driver and I'll just you know, it's
not long enough for me, I'll crush it sucked. So
then this year he comes back, Well, don't worry, I
(12:00):
got a new driver head. That's going to be the difference. Yeah, plus,
whatever the hell you were. I love it when it
kicks his ass. I don't like to see people struggle,
but I love to see him struggle. Coach. The only
time they showed the azaleas was when it was Brison
in them, because Rory was in him too. Rory Roy
was walking around like I do on the golf course.
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His attitude looked like me. He was just like and
then justin Thomas, Oh he I mean you want to
talk about taking a crap in your white pants? He
took a dumping. Oh he took a dump. I don't
like a real do not not a real dome. But
I mean he hit one in the woods and he
is out and he's like seventy five yards from the green.
He chips it into the creek and then he has
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to drop and then he blades it and goes all
the way across the green and it's just then the
rain to lake happens and he's just like, oh man,
it's over. He was like plus ten on the day.
It was a you know, you know what I really
like to see is whenever like Rory hid it in
the woods and everyone helps to look for it. Yeah,
where is that? When we go play that? I feel
when we go raised like, all right, I'm gonna be
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while you got to look. Yeah, when we play our
woods though, were I would say, there's some more shrubbery
that can get you. I mean there's thickers and snakes.
I mean, I don't think in Augusta there's that bad stuff.
Have you heard that it's ghetto around Augusta. That's what
I was trying to google, coach. Is that what you
were saying? The second I was trying to google Earth,
(13:24):
I wanted to. I mean, I can't. It's it was
there like a chevron with bars on the window. There
is my buddy said, it's a waffle house, liquor store,
run down buildings, and then boom, there's a palace and
you look at the mabe. It looks like they're in
a beautiful forest. But I think they're really surrounded by
the whole city. They said August as if he's of
crab the city itself. Like, it's just I've never heard that.
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I mean, CBS does an amazing job. I thought they
said it's from another world. Well, they do an amazing job.
When they're showing a uh Tennessee Titan game, they don't
they show the good part of the city, like two
blocks from the stadium, like street is the steel overcycling,
the recycling steel plant where there's just a bunch of
crap scrap. That's where they put the cameras on that
side of the city, right, and they always put it
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on the other side. They showed just the pedestrian bridge
and then downtown. They don't ever show six inches that way.
You're like, if they shot it the other way, they
would see Lunch's neighborhood and struggling. And they never show
the sidewalks though, for tightening games, because guess what the
sidewalks have PU call over him from Saturday night that
the street washers are still cleaning up. People always said
(14:29):
to me when I live downtown, why don't you run downtown.
That'd be cool to run in the skyscrapers. I guess
my family said that, and I would tell him the
smell is terrible, not a Sunday morning. I mean one
makes you throw up as you're running, So I stick
to the treadmill. Boys, that's a weird transition from whispering.
You have to actually, it's good. It's good. And speaking
of googling, Google earthing, my wife for some reason was
(14:51):
google earthing our house last night and it has she
was because you can go all the way back to
like two thousand fourteen or maybe two thousands has differ
and dates that you can see, yeah, like different. And
there was like a deck attached to the back of
the house at one point, and there was this. Then
the shed is built and the next one is me
outside doing yard work in it. I got a bag
of leaves and I'm I'm scooping leaves And then is
(15:15):
your face blurred? Wait, I mean it's it's above so
get board this weekend, no coach, that must have been
win like a year ago something. Yeah, this was my
wife looking something up because of something about google earthing.
Something came up and she was like, I'm gonna look
at our house that she was looking at, and she
you can look and see all the over the years.
And then I guess they did a couple of shots
that day because a couple of hours later on on
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the other side of the yard at the bag and
you see the dog and you see her standing on
the front porch. So weird and crazy, I mean, And
then I mean, doesn't that just give you an indication
of how easy it is for another country to just
like see what you're doing, or anyone see what you're
doing at all times. Yeah, I never noticed anything flying
above me and taking picture. It's very high up. It's
in it's in the space. And that crazy? Is that
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crazy that you can google earth your house Ray right
now and see your trucking because he has updates so
it may not be his house. That's true, It's true. Boy,
That's just how it worked out with my prep schedules.
So I believe what's your prep sch Well, the access
will go to the big show and then as scraps
then I will be able to feed it to the
Sore Losers podcast. I got an email speaking of something
(16:22):
we've talked about before on the podcast, uh saying that
there's a pack drop today or something on n F
T S or whatever, and then on the bottom of
the email it says the pack costs nine hundred and
nine dollars a pack. Are doing this So we're talking
(16:44):
about the NBA top shots, the moments that we were
making fun of, and then everybody's making money off them.
So I tried to get in and so I bought
a pack. Okay, so let's start from the beginning. Okay,
So at first I just bought one little person. This
is after you're like, I don't get it five times right,
and I don't understand. I still don't. I still don't
get why people are paying this much money for this
kind of stuff. But if they're gonna pay it, I
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want to be in it and sell it to them.
Question when you're done, deep teas, I want to be
I want to be the dealer. So I bought Vegas, right,
So I bought one moment or whatever for five bucks. No, no,
not one shining moment, one moment. Let me let me
see my My first purchase was a Davonte Graham lay up. No,
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it was a jump shot jump shot for how much
like six bucks? And then it comes out, oh, you
have to have three moments to get a pack. So
then I bought us. I bought a couple more, and
those were like fifteen dollars a piece times six plus fifteen.
He's like thirty six dollars in the hole, okay from
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something he doesn't understand, right, something I don't understand. And
I've been unable to get a pack. No, fifteen dollars
plus six plus fifteen plus six plus fifteen? What would
you get three? You said three for fifteen dollars. I
bought the Devonde Graham for six six and plus two
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for fifteen. Okay, so that's thirty. So I trying to
get in these pack drops and I've been in a
couple of couple. Oh you're outside the number. I don't
get him. I don't get them. So then someone gifted
me one. So yeah, alright, my collection is starting to grow.
Was that your boyfriend? Now? Some some swore losers listeners.
So then I could pre order a pack and it
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was nine dollars, so plus nine. So I bought the
nine dollars and I opened it up. This for those
keeping tracking home, you and something you never understood. I
still don't understand it. So the pack drops, you know,
the pre order, I get it this weekend. I opened
it up. I got a Jeremiah Grant and Davis' dang
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Damian Lillard three point. Those have to be worth a lot,
That's what I thought. I thought, Dame Lillard three. I mean,
come on, Anthony Davis, the brow with some respect, Anthony
Davis were sixteen dollars, Lillard eight dollars. But you only
paid how much for it? That's great. You're making money mother, right.
So then I'm talking to Calcutta Mike. I'm talking to
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Calcutta mic this weekend, and he said, Yo, they're gonna
have this pack. Drop legendary pack, drop legendaries, legendaries. He goes,
I'm thinking, which I don't know how he knows. He
does his research, like he's on all these in this company,
like chat boards everything. He goes, I'm the only one working,
he said on a Saturday. Yes, he said, I think
you're gonna need fifteen moments to be eligible for this path,
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that's how they get you, and you only have five.
So I was like, well, damn it, I'd better start buying.
All right, let's go drop forty five after your pack.
So I start buying what you got. I got Gary Harris,
how much five bucks, five dollars? You're at fifty ye
and then he tells me, oh, dude, I think you're
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gonna need one card from series one to be eligible,
and how much of those those are expensive? Which is
why people are buying. So the cheapest one I could
find a Series one. I bought a Daniel House Jr.
Forty dollars, who at ninety nine dollars, my friend. Then
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I bought a George Hill for five bucks. Oh my goodness,
Danny Green for five bucks, uh huh, Motiste nine five bucks,
Kyle Anderson Drew Holiday for five dollars, and then I
forgot about it. I bought one of myself the Google
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Google Earth picture in team right now and I'm at
fourteen moment that you've spent on something that you just
don't moments of your life and everything. Then I forget
about the whole fifteen thing. I go and start doing
things with the kids I don't know, and he hits
me up last night and he's like, dude, oh my gosh,
it's fifteen to be eligible for the pack. Okay, so
(21:13):
then you bought, They took a time stamp of your
account at three o'clock yesterday afternoon. If you didn't have
fifteen at that moment, you're ineligible. You're ineligible. So I
am ineligible for the damn pack draw in the hole.
I'm a hundred twenty four dollars and old, so I'm
not gonna miss out on the next back drop. I
(21:33):
went online and bought a joke it for fifteen dollars. Alright,
you're at one nine dollars total. I've had a hundred
thirty nine dollars something you don't understand that I don't understand.
But I'm still counting on being able to make some
money at some point. Are you listening to this scuba No,
he's busy, but listening to kids out there, You guys
need to be more concerned about a sack drop instead
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of a pack drop like this is this is so dumb,
It's so stupid, and I was I cannot believe I
forgot to buy one more moment. I was at fourteen
and just totally space out and walked away from the computer.
The drop today though, like you had to have fifteen
cards and nine just if you've spent nine dollars you're
eligible or yeah, pack, that's the reverse sign of the
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devil if you has gotten trouble doing it. No, he's
had six six six. You did the reverse of that
if you had. If you do win a pack, you
have to pay nine, nine and nine dollars for that pack.
That's I mean you do you understand this as a
whole Coach, you've lost your good mind. But it's a
legendary pack. Yeah, oh coach, Yeah, well it will come on.
(22:39):
Give it to me. Then if I would have, you
would make thousands of dollars. Can I see it? Yeah,
you can see it on your computer. Doesn't exist, it's
up in the ether. Okay, So I wasted? How much money?
Did I waste? Hundred thirty nine dollars? I have nothing
to show for it yet, Eddie, did you know he
was gonna go on a tangent of math? Did he
give you the heads up? No? Because I was in press.
(23:00):
If you totaled it as we were doing. No. I
literally just saw the email yesterday and said, oh, there's
a pack drop. I want to talk about this on
the podcast. Yeah, because the pock the pack drop. It
said ninety nine dollars for a pack drop. And this
dude's trying to get like he's gonna be broke soon
and he's not gonna have a single card to listen
as a shark, I'm gonna say not lucrative. I'm out.
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That's why they just got three five amazing to me
that you were what three weeks ago? I understand No?
What what? I what did I tell you? Three weeks ago?
I told you I don't understand why people are paying
this much money for these things, and I still do
are doing it now. You're you're not understanding that you're
paying a hundred thirty nine dollars for these things. That's
(23:44):
I get that. That's nothing. Look at all these little
rules of like, well, if you get this, you have
to spend that much side they think it's worth spending
in thousand dollars on a card. That's why how kind
of Mike has sold one for a thousand dollars and
he sold one for seven hundred because eventually those people
think that they're going to make more money on that car.
That's what I'm saying. Well, I understand that, but King's
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made seventeen hundred dollars off this spending very little, reverse
spending a lot, not making little, well, a hundred forty
dollars to make a couple of thousand, I would take it.
So my business mind is working here. It's just not working.
It's winning. You look at Calcutta mic right, and and
these O g s that were way ahead of the game.
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The cards. It's over saturated. So they they reward these
guys like, Hey, you're the first one to help us
get this thing started. You're actually a street team for
us because you brought in a bunch of your idiot
friends exactly. So we're gonna give you when we do
these random card drops. He's always you're going to get
a pack. He always gets the packs. That way, he
(24:48):
gets a pack every time. That way, you can sell
a card for a grand, And then what are you
gonna do those street team it again, tell all your
friends that you made a grand and that's how Thank
you so much, Calcutta Mike. We appreciate your business. Now
on the other end, they're like, we've made so much
money on all of these people like lunch Box and
other guys that are just like, oh, I wanted on this,
(25:08):
I wanted this, and the requirements to get more packs
go up and up and up that they're just nicol
and Diamond. You guys. Now at this point, I understand that,
But once you get that pack, you make it all back.
You get that pack. Eventually, I'll get a pack. If
I would have got that nine nine and dollar pack today,
I'd have eate thousands of dollars. But unfortunately I'm ineligible
(25:29):
because I freaking had fourteen moments instead of fifteen. Because
at this point the whole thing that's stupid that they do.
You buy a moment, then you have to wait fifteen
minutes before you can buy another moment. Why can't I
buy as many moments as I walk right away? I
don't have time to sit there for fifteen minutes. Like GOLLI,
you forget about it. You start wiping your butt. Speaking
of that, have you told Ray about your Venmo problem?
(25:53):
What about it about how you can't pay people? Yeah? Ray,
do you know about that? Yeah? I remember we did
a show without you, coach, I'll talk about that sucks
and then you're gonna sound dumb. Hey listen, guys, there's
a show out there called The Gifting Tables Ponzi scheme
sounds exactly what Lunchbox is doing. It's the women's version
of it, though. It's a great documentary, and check it out.
What the Gifting Tables? These women? Yeah, no, you watch it? Well,
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what is it on about? So these women? Same thing.
There's people that recruit and you try to get these
women to sign up. Each woman you sign up initially
to get in as you get five thousand dollars. So
then the people the top make the money. There's the recruiters.
The recruiter in this situation is Calcutta. He's recruiting us
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and all these people the Gifting Tables. This is the
guy for of the Gifting Tables and Calcutta Mike is
one of the recruiters. Now you're I mean, you have
a chance to make money at some point, but the
whole point but not, guys. The Gifting Tables worked at
first because the women were recruiting people. So the women
to join, you have to five thousand. So these women
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were re mortgaging their houses, they were selling vehicles. It
all worked out great. It was awesome because it was
that camaraderie with women. They're drinking wine. The Gifting Tables,
everybody brings these gifts. Bring your gifts, brea it helping.
It happened in New Jersey and moved nationwide. The Gifting Tables. Well,
then the husbands found out and said, hey, where's the
family car. Oh, the Gifting Tables Pondsi scheme fell out.
It all. It's the same thing once you're part of
(27:23):
the Gifting Tables card version. I had this conversation with
a friend the other day, like why do we love
gambling so much? Like, can't we just be happy with
going to work and working for our money, earning our
money and just guaranteed money. And that's why that that's
what I told. I told Kyl cut A Mike this weekend.
I was like, dude, I'm not gonna buy any more moments.
This is just stupid. This is before you bought more moments. Yes,
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and he goes, but you gotta look at it. It's
like a gamble. And I said, you know what, You're right,
and I like the gamble. So I'm gonna. I'm gonna
take a chance of buying these fifteen moments so I
have a chance to make thousands. Let's go ahead and
do it. And I'm gonna do it. And but you don't.
But working though, like even if you start a business
that's gambling, right right, Like that's even you have more
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of a chance to make money on that than just
buying things, like even just going to bet on sports,
betting ten dollars on a sporting of it. Do you
know what I'm saying, Like, like you could make more
money if you just worked at starting a business, thinking
how you can make that business successful, working hard and succeed.
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It's quick hit, quick money. It's the quick money, the
anticipation of that quick hit. You don't really have to
work that hard. That's like these card paths. So you
want more money, less work, everybody I think everybody wants, right,
I know. But the chance of you getting rich off
that aren't very good. That's why gambling set up to lose.
I understand that, right, I mean, you're not chiming any
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of this is your life boys with gambling. I took
a little bit of a break. Do I still read
the commercials? Abs damn lutely. I'm a proud supporter. I
was happy to step away for a temporary time period.
So that is why I'm not eagerly jumping in, because
I myself have not been gambling in a week. Boys,
and I still have the shakes. Well, someone emailed us.
We are the sore losers at gmail dot com. Gmail
(29:14):
just place my first bet. I hope I get lucky.
Didn't want to put a dollar on it. I wanted
to get that money. Huh love the show? A shout
out would be awesome. Bovada thinks, Ray, my name is
Don Okay, what do you win? Well? What did he bet?
I can't have pictures really small? Let me pull out
my bi vocals Google earth it dude, it's small, and
you when you're largely gets blurrier some orioles and astro's bet.
(29:39):
I don't know, fascinating how much something your wife's gonna
find out? And I don't know about a day. My
cousin he did. He lives in Florida and he's like, yeah, man,
I can't get in hey right, Just so you know,
some guys, wives don't hold their balls in their part.
They really don't like they're allowed to walk around. Don't
chime in, coach, Coach, my wife lets me gamble. I
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know she does. Coach, I had a problem. My wife's
very kind and an awesome woman. I had a massive problem,
far greater than yours. That's nothing to brag about. That's
actually depressing to talk about. That. We're here for you.
That is why I had to take a step back,
not because of my wife's strictness, but because of my stupidity.
God blessed, I'll hang up and listen. Wow, that was deep. Hey,
that took It took a lot to confess. But boy,
(30:27):
do I ever still support the websites and culture coatures
can't get enough of the show. You guys have me
interested in sports gambling, and I think Bovada is a
legal way for me to bet in the heavy legal
legal Coach put an ill before that. I mean, if
it was legal, they would say this check is from Bovada.
(30:48):
But they will never do that, and they wouldn't and
they wouldn't have these guys on their website without jerseys on.
They're basically just the players faces. Let me know what
you think. Love when sissan is late with the blank
and bleep can't believe how little Eddie knows about and lunch.
I can't believe you don't drink when you golf. Best
part of golf is a twelve pack and eighteen holes.
(31:09):
And yes, I'd still beat you great, I don't doubt it.
I still need lessons. If anybody lives in Nashville and
knows a good person that gives lessons, let me know. Hey,
I'm about to put my kids in some lessons. You
want to join him, we'll do like a they'll get
a discount. That would be awesome. Uh, my birthday is
June eighth. Hope that is soon enough to let you
know and get a shout out Happy birthday, Cameron Christensen,
I'll hang up and listen. Do you want to wait
(31:30):
till June eight or no? Because he got ahead of it,
he knows how late you are. He he was basically saying,
um about the whole gambling. That's why he then I
want to talk about how how bad we look guys,
And and also I have a deep tease. I do
have a minute teaser clip that better explains the gifting tables.
I did a horrible job. Please allow me to play
(31:52):
it before the end of the show. I will continue.
So we had the winner Chelsea on Kelsey. Kelsey nailed
that one. When was that, Oh you weren't there. You
missed out on a lot. I missed out a lot.
That was And she was talking about the woman that
the husband missed the weekend or they had dinner without
the husband, because sorry, honey, you missed you. You weren't here,
(32:12):
Remember you were working, Okay, sweetie, I missed one damn dinner.
All right? Then she said, yeah, I had Gonzaga winning
at all, and I mean once, Baylor one. I can't
believe I still one she did. This is how I
realized she had Baylor. She had Baylor winning at all. Yeah,
that's stupid, but that's how you win. Did Yeah, she
had Baylor winning at all. Well that's why it didn't
make sense to me. But we didn't find out she
(32:34):
had Baylor because she have one a freaking member. You're
literally taking the words out of my mouth. I said
that to her face, and she goes, no, I didn't
pick him to win, and I go, it makes no sense.
We must have the worst Brackett scoring system of all time.
But she had the winner. So there you go, thank you.
That's how smart, and then I emailed the person in
second place. I said, Yo, I need your vemo, so
I can you know, get you that mundy cordial in profession.
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Hello mother, what's up you? Venmo man, Kathleen replied, I
can't believe I'm getting money. I seriously didn't watch any
a single game. That's the bracket. She goes, I'm not
complaining my venmo is this, thanks coach Love the sore loser.
That's March madness. Literally, the first two people in the
(33:17):
bracket then the one didn't even know who their champion was.
The second place hadn't even watched the college basketball game
that year. That's America. That's why anyone can play the bracket,
can do a bracket. And that's why I don't know anything.
I'm not gonna play the bracket. That's why you should
play the bracket. That's what it's all about. Is that
moment right there when my wife fills it out. She's
(33:38):
always like, who's better this team or that. I'm not
telling you, I want you to pick however you want
to pick. That's a better chance than me telling you
what I've seen all season, Like I don't know. That's
what I'm going for I'm going for the person that
the team I saw a season and that's not gonna win.
And that's why you you just pick your picks individually.
That way you have no influence because then you'll just
(33:59):
have the same bracket. So so frustrating. Now, ray, are
you going to hit us with your thing? Guys? This
a minute clip explaining the gifting tables. It is now illegal,
but it used to be highly happening along the East Coast.
I believe this is one minute, Yeah, one minute the
gifting tables. Enjoy if you are going to give a party,
(34:21):
plan that party around a purpose. They called it a sisterhood.
It was beautiful. It was like you walk in, everybody
was like greeted you and they were kind and they
were supportive. Plan for refreshments and to entertain them with
the gifting tables. We joined with the five dollar gifts
to a woman. That put you in a bottom road position,
(34:45):
which we had called appetizers, and then you were asked
to find one or two people, probably two to follow
you and then you, as an appetizer, moved up to
the next level, which we called the super saladth level.
You were do you have your two people behind you.
Your job is done. You just there to support the
people that are behind you to make them successful. Guys.
(35:07):
That's basically that's kind of mind. And that's actually Calcutta Mike.
He picked up lunch and Appetizer. Yeah he did, and
now he's chilling. Now he's chilling, and that's why we're
in a thread. So the Super and Salad he's in
the Super Salad division. So that's why he started this
text thread with us three or whatever four and he says, hey, guys,
pack and drop. I just found out. How did he
find out because he's super Salad. How did he know
(35:29):
before the pack was dropping because it was gonna be
fifteen moment because he's Super and Salad at the table
just chilling. Guys, we might be onto something that nobody
else is where we figured it out, Coach, that's fantastic.
I mean when you played that clip, I was like,
holy crap, that's t MG's and Calcutta mine. And Edie
bought right in. I remember weeks ago. Eddie goes, guys,
wait to you hear this. I have my friend on
(35:50):
the line. He's gonna tell us all about we had
his expert, we had his expert Steve, who couldn't even
I mean as a friend of my cousins, expert trader
of these things and didn't even understand how that worked.
And then we can bring cal cut A Mike on
for something totally different, and he knows all about this too.
So I think we found out quick that cut cut
(36:11):
a Mike is the soup and salad. And then Steve
is just one of the other people down the line.
He's the he's the appetizing appetizer. Gosh, well, yes I
am getting, I'm getting. But you guys realized that I
brought this at the table, and you know how much
money I've spent on this dumb thing. Zero And I
understood it from the beginning. I put no money into it.
But the guy that we're not understand anything about it
(36:34):
and actually hate it on it. I hate I still
think it's stupid. But then just stop, now, coach your
two hundred deep just stop. I think it's stupid, but
if it's gonna make me money, it hasn't. Eventually, I'm coach,
I'm gonna help you right now. His friend to friend,
look at me in the eyes. I'm looking at you
in the now. This is what I'm saying. I hate
when you say I didn't understand it. I didn't understand
(36:55):
why people would world. No, no, I did not understand
why people would pay thousands of dollars for a video
clip code. But the fact that they're going to I'm
going to try to take advantage of those suckers. I'm
helping you right now. Stop you explaining about how you're
gonna make money. It sounds like me when I was
explaining it today and me and gambling before you you
got you got cut off, coach. About a week after
that's when it all hits. So that sounded familiar. Ray coach, stop, stop,
(37:22):
it's time to stop. You take take the loss, take
the what's the number, coach, and then that's it. But
I can still sell my Anthony Davis in my sell
them and hopefully but then I would, Oh, no, you
don't need in a fifteen moments anymore. You're done. Next, No,
you're done. No, No, I listen every pack drop. I'm
(37:42):
going to try to be in that room to get
a pack coach, sell what you have to try to
make your money back and move on. You're getting a
whole cut. The Mike is super in saladin. You. I mean,
I do gotta feel like I've been super in salad.
I'm I'm suit and salad. But I can't resist like
(38:03):
the gamp here. Hey, I can't gash out. This is
where you're at right now. This is the lower, the
the the fascination of gambling, Like this is a big
gamble that I am trying to take on and it's
not working yet. But I just need to hit that
one number on the roulette wheel and then I hit
it big and that's all I need. I need to
hit one pack and I'm gonna be freaking swimming in it.
(38:25):
Speaking of where we at with the White Sox, well,
I I told again last I told you it's a
bad bet. Yeah, I build at the right time. We've
made money. It was such a bad bet. I was like,
keep my whatever five, I'm out before we go in
the negative on this one. We we we got a
free bet. We had a free fifty dollar bet and
(38:46):
we hit it. So we're in the positive. No matter what. Well,
you're clinging to life. You're on life support. C l
A just called they have a spot open. Tyler Tiger
left the hospital. They said, your bet can be on
life support, they'll bring it back to which we've already
made like forty Yeah. Let me look, I'll tell you
what our accounts at right now. How much did you
put in hold on? I mean, you really think the
(39:08):
White Sox are gonna hit a heater? We're already one
game eight dollars. I followed that team for a week,
the White Sox, they sucked, okay, I mean they didn't
lose again last night. I did lose again last night.
And that's the probably extras last night. Yes, yes, yes,
that's the problem is they are the overwhelming favorite, I
(39:29):
think to win their divisions. So in their division their
minus one forty one fifty every game. So we're betting
four dollars to win two fifty, which is not a
smart bet. We can talk about. We can talk about.
I'm I'm down to change. I don't care like if
we should change teams. Seriously, do we bet a team
to lose every game? Whoever they're playing against me? On
that team? Either one of those are all favorites to me. So,
(39:51):
I mean we're gonna be working hard to make money,
you know, because every everything we win, we're gonna only
make like fifty cents on the two dollars or whatever,
which is fine, which is because it wins a win
fifty cents. We keep winning. I'd rather win than lose.
But we've got to pick the right team. Yeah, I
agree with I think we should look at the schedule
and see what team maybe this month has a better schedule,
(40:11):
and then we go with that team. Okay, you know
what I mean. Cultures. My sister and I listened to
every episode of The Sore Losers and The Big Show
in raised voice. We even represent the Sore Losers nation
when we go out in public thanks to the new merch.
I want to give my sister Rosanna a big birthday
shout out Rosanna, Rosa Rosana got to hit him on
(40:35):
cameo or hanging to do it. She will be turning
twenty eight, so Arnold better put this in the square.
Has made a dollar, You can still hit me on
the cameo radio lunchbox on cameo, I crush it. I mean,
my cameos aren't top guys. If you want him from
Sizzan and Bay, we do them for a minute and
a half, longer than any cameo people out there, not
longer than mind. So give him seven minutes of about
(40:58):
two two and a half minutes each. Boom coach, It's
tough to stay interesting for a minute a half. I'm
shocked how you do it for two and a half.
I hate to spend any time on a on a
regular season. Thanks for all that you do. Keep up
the good work. I'll hang up and listen. Gun shot.
Oh whoa what do these people think this is? You
can't make these all kinds? Rachel from Whichita, Kansas, So Rosanna,
(41:19):
happy birthday. What were you gonna say? You're gonna talk
about the replay? I was watching the game last night
because I had a little biscuine out of it. Guys like,
and again, this is just a regular season baseball game,
the Braves and the Phillies, and I don't really care
that much, but I saw this play and I'm like, what, like,
why is this even a thing? You have instant replay?
(41:40):
And how do they get it wrong? How do you
continue to get it wrong after you've watched it. We've
all watched it was definitive. It's very definitive. And they
want to say that, they want to say that it
wasn't but uh, the what's the dude's name? Bomb brom Bomb,
somebody might be at the air bombs bombs on third
(42:01):
or whatever, bombs on third. Bomb, Gregorious hits a sacrifice
pop fly. It wasn't even deep enough. They didn't think
that Marcelo Zuno was gonna even Uh, it was too
shallow for Bomb to to just steal home or whatever.
Chest So he tags or whatever, um a zonas a
(42:24):
Zona season running homes. He's all right, he chunks the ball,
he gets it there. Darnald gets at, the catcher makes
the play of a lifetime, and the catcher's knee forced
Bomb's foot to miss the plate entirely, not even close,
not even close. But they call him safe like that's okay.
So I get it, missing it in real time. I
(42:45):
get it. If that happens, it happens. But we have
these instant replays and we can't get it right when
we rewatch it. And I don't understand how it's so?
Is it because you don't want to make you were wrong?
Is it you don't want to hurt? It was those boys.
It was up in New York. But in New York
do they not want to hurt? The coaches? The umpires
(43:06):
feelings like, oh, we need to protect our umpires because
it's so blatantly obvious that he doesn't touch home plate
and everybody can see it when you play, you show
the replay everybody. No, there's no argument. I don't know
any a blind man can see that he didn't touch
home plate and you still call it where he touched
home play. It doesn't make any sense. It's just so frustrating.
(43:29):
It's frustrating that we can be that idiotic that we
have replay and we still can't get it right. How
it's not like football where you can all the line
is kind of blurnt. This was not even close. Brian
has COVID? Is that well? Hit it, coach? I mean,
we're gonna do that. Hit it? Hit it? What are
(43:51):
you doing? Let's go home? I mean that's I think
that's crazy that someone has COVID right now. But I'm
with you, and I I'm with you on the well
he's gonna hit this, then we'll get back to tide
of baseball. In from Bay. She said, Oh um, Luke,
(44:12):
Bryan has COVID and I'll hang up and listen. All right,
all right, let's go back to baseball. Yeah, I mean yeah,
it's cheating it's not something that something shady. I'm not
a Braves fan, I'm not a Phillies fan, so I
don't care either way. But this seemed to me shady.
(44:33):
This is shady. That's a shady call. You saw it, guys,
you saw it the way we all saw it. He
was out, clearly out, Like, what's the point of replay
If you can't get the obvious calls shady stuff going
on over there? You have to think that, why do
you not think that it's they're They're not blind. I'm
(44:53):
sure there's a committee of people seeing this. Coach damnit
bones was around him on idol. Coach we're talking about baseball.
We can talk about Luke Bryan a little bit. You're right,
it's a big deal. We'll talk about that. I'm double vaxed.
I'm good. I feel good about my life. Do you
guys live in Atlanta. I'm shocked by your rooting interests here. No,
I'm not. That's what I'm saying. I don't want to
(45:14):
spend a lot of time. It's not about spent a
lot of time. I saw the clip. We're missing the
three D all dimensional views of this. Where is that skycam?
Though only only Joe buck gets that bad boy. They
should install that because then we clearly see that he
was out listen in Atlanta, they weren't really ready for
(45:37):
big boy sports with replays because only half about one
view and it was pretty weak. And here's the thing, like, guys,
when when when the catcher makes a play like that,
you have to respect him. It's straight disrespect by calling
that dude safe. I mean the positioning of his foot,
it was ever his leg it was beautiful. You know,
(45:59):
you know what to solved this once and for all,
nuts at cam and I will hang up and listen. Coach,
that is not a bad idea. It's really not bad,
but but a little uncomfortable, especially there's a pop fly
and hit the catcher's gotta get up and kind of
like tiny cameras now a little little camera, yeah, I
mean like a little hit and camera. I think it's
worth the experimenting, Coach. I think we know now we
(46:21):
need to upgrade some of that. And then also it
can be sponsored by like Fruit of the Loom or
what about oh, what's the what's the one that they
do in football season? The Grizzly Bear manscape man escaping
nuts at Cam brought to you by Scandscape. Coach, you
are a genius. Thank you boys. About ten minutes hard out.
(46:43):
I mean, I'm good, I'm done, We're good. That was
all I had. I just I didn't mean to bring
that up. Coach. I saw last night and I was like,
this is I figured that you didn't want I didn't
know you'd want to have money on it. I mean,
why were you watching a random Braves game? We had
money on the over, Coach, that's all. That's all we had.
It's good to watch. We had the Masters, Coach. It
was over night, Coach, Sunday night. The Masters were long over.
(47:07):
So when the Masters over and it's like, great, that
was pretty anti climatica what else is there to watch?
Oh look there's baseball in thirty minutes. Boom, there you go.
All right, than guys and guys, I think that was
a good episode. Just so you know. On Wednesday show
we have a great Cobra special. Guest. What do you got? Oh? Yeah,
I mean you are. I am going to be freaking
(47:27):
out on this episode. Your wife no, not Aaron Rod,
not my wife, not Brady, your wrong, sport wrong, oh, Peccorina,
not wrong? Sport. Wrong sport. I'm guessing, Uh Evan Longoria
not not not wrong wrong sport, wrong sports, not baseball. Uh,
(47:49):
twelve year old son? You had. I don't have a
twelve year old son that you know he'll be during
this live on the line. Hey, hey, let's watch. You're
my dad? That would be awkward. But his voice first voice,
so so voice on the other end. How do How
do I know I'm you're my son because my voice
(48:12):
is the same. Go ahead and call her. Hey, I
just want to say real quick, it's uh, lunch box,
you're my dad. No I'm not. Yes, yes you are.
You guys are arguing with each other. Sames out any voice.
Let's see say sports penis, sports penis. Oh god, that's
my son. Say I'm getting as I'm getting. That's my son.
(48:34):
All right? Oh crap, Well that'd be baby's got some
jeans about it, say batters boxing. Oh great, he's got
the list too, that'd be awesome. Say it's never been
fined here, he's never been. He's got the Keith voice too.
(48:55):
What do you grow up with him? All right? We done? Yeah,
but you're going to boys baseball game tonight. What's the
line coach good quest on Saturday. That's why I figured,
because he never told me a time. On Saturday, we
got rained out, but makeup. Today they play Augusta and
they were delaying with Matza. Yama, my chick, we're watching
(49:18):
the Masters. They showed this huge thunderhead moving into Augusta.
Oh my gosh, it's getting canceled. Like sweetie, we lived
near Agus. That's probably about to hit us. We're not that, okay, Coach.
I think the rain came through here and went over there.
He usually goes through us first. That's how it usually works.
Looked out, Jim, it's coming. The rain is about to
(49:38):
be here. There's your forecast. Uh, they're about to blow
the horn. There's the horn and it's sort of like
the Mets yesterday. Do you see what they did the Met?
The Mets they started, They started the game nine pitches later,
rained out like the rain first singing bet no no.
(50:00):
That's why if you're the Mets, you say, no, we're
not ready, We're gonna wait. We don't start the game yet.
Can you say that? Yes, the home team decides when
it's okay to start one. You can also there's pitching changes,
not now I guess with the weird pitching rules, but
you could back in the day jack around with pitchers
warming up and stuff to get the rain in so
then you can get a break or whatever. You can
jack with the weather. Let the weather help you if
(50:23):
you can change the weather. If you're turn on the fans,
it blows the rain away. If you kind of want
the game to get canceled, you start doing pitching changes.
You have your coach go out there and talk to
the picture, get the rain to come in, and wait
for the rain. But nine pitches and you shouldn't even started.
The coach the rain was already there is already raining,
and they're like, yeah, yeah, we're ready to start nine pitches.
Later on Pire calls it, I mean everyone's slipping and sliding.
(50:47):
The starting picture for the Mets was pissed. He was like,
I mean, what are they doing? And they couldn't even
get a fresh ball that was dry? Coach, sounds like
a deal for man escaping The new camera of nutcame
a bad idea. I have a great Monday, Mark Long
on the podcast on Wednesday. If you don't know who
Mark Long is, you haven't been watching the challenge. You
(51:08):
haven't been watching road Rules, uh, the original road Rules.
I'm talking season one. We're going way back. He's good
on TV? Is he good on radio? He's good on radio.
He's good everywhere. And we will have him on Wednesday.
Mark Long joys five laughs, over over over. You don't
think he's gonna have good stories? Who's gonna laugh? Us
or or him? I'm anybody, I'll laugh. I'm gonna be.
(51:33):
I got about a hundred questions. I may trim that
to ten. I may sit out of this one. No, no,
you're gonna be. Okay, you want to sit Hey, I
may sit out on the podcast. On the podcast. I've
never watched the road Rules in my life. That's why
you can make fun of him. I'm gonna have Merry
update the logo alright, that I forgot about that. I'll
(51:55):
date the logo with Mark Long on nice nice, nice, alright, alright,
goodbye everyone. Mm hmmm weirdos mm hmmmmm.
You know how they cook. Okay, so Mike de said
they could be there in fifty minutes. So let's roll
boys music, we losers. What up, everybody? I am Lunchbox.
(00:26):
I know the most about sports, so I'll give you
the sports facts, my sports opinions, because I'm pretty much
a sports genius. What's up, everyone, I'm Eddie and I
know the least about the sports spot. I'm your average
sports fan, your sports watcher. I don't know the who's
who's and I don't know what's What's what up? Y'all?
It is says that's what my friends call me. I'm
from the North. I'm an alpha mail by golly. I
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live on the West side of Nashville with Bazer. We
do have details about our upcoming housing arrangements. We are
going to disclose that not on the Little Show, It'll
be on the Big Show. Really, that's weird because for
like a month you've been saying you will be the
first to know, you will be the first to know.
I will tell you first, but you guys, I will
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reveal it to you guys first, but you don't reveal it.
But let's be real, no one really cares. You know
what I mean like no one cares. I think more
people care. I mean that what we no longer living
by by the by the river, by the bluffs, that
he's no longer going to see a good sunset? Like
who cares? Well, it's part of his insur It's part
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of who he is. And so when he tells you
something that, hey, you're gonna be the first to know.
I expected that our listeners, the store losers Nation, would
be the first to know. But what do you know
whom have been offended? Because Ray says, maybe you do too,
I don't know. You guys say that they are unemployed
and drunk all the time. Yeah, they just wanted to
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reiterate their just drunk all the time at work for
a living? Yeah, which is yeah. I will go ahead
and tame out in my intro. Never knew it was
so controversial, and I'm just gonna go ahead and hit it.
What it was a master's unlike any other boys. Is
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now when we're gonna talk about it, I mean, yeah,
keep going go ahead. I was about to whisper as well.
It was beautiful. He can't whisper. He's not able to whisper.
Is that all you had was that your whole Master's recap.
Mattsi Yama heard he was hanging out in an airport
with the green jacket. He didn't have a private flight,
pretty expensive, probably back to Japan. Awesome, first Japanese player
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to win a major. Uh. He was carrying the putter
a little bit longer than I thought he needed to.
Mattsi Yama didn't know you dropped the putter on eight
team and you walk up with hands raised. Matzi Yama
didn't know that. He took the putter with him all
the way into Butler cabin. Is that a thing? I
noticed it? I mean, I think they usually do walk
up and tip their cab and they, you know, like
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wave usually and it sucks. It sucks. I gave up gambling.
I felt it in my blood. On Saturday, Mattsi Yama
was going to make the push when he was when
he was eleven under you whisper locks hit me up,
he said, Does Matsi Yama win? Yes? He was up
by a couple maybe it was three or four. Yeah,
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he was up by six strokes, and I just felt
it blood that he was going to win. Had a hunch. Yeah.
I mean the Yankees were up ten nothing, and I
just had a hunch in my blood they were going
to win the game. Did you guys hear probably the
most racist comment on the Masters towards the end. Oh,
one of the commentators coach, So they say, Coach to
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talk about this, because when I heard it, I'm like,
what did you really just say that? Well, the one
thing I did here is they said the word Japan
and Japanese and all that way too much. I mean, guys,
just say it off the tongue. You don't have to
force it. The first ever Japanese of the first of
the Japanese to win the japan that's that's a big deal.
I mean, gosh, damn it. I know it's a big deal. Okay,
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but Jim nance said it about I wish there was
a drink count because it was about times. It's a storyline,
and that's the only storyline there was. They would even
go they would even go to the Japanese broadcast. You've
heard that, which we didn't under They didn't have an interpreter,
and they went to the Japanese broadcast. Guys, we have
no idea what it's saying, but it's it's here. The
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excitement in their voice. That's the reason they do it.
Sure excitement. They did it when he bunkered and hit
one in the in the water, yeah, and then but
they weren't excited about that, but they were still and
I couldn't tell I don't speak that language, CBS didn't
have one person that could translate, and CBS so so
so they so Jim asked one of the guys that's
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on the ground with them and said, do you see
anything different in Matsuyama's face while all this is going on.
This is when he had already hit in the drink
and everything, and the guy goes, you know, not not
really anything in particular. But what I've seen in my
lifetime with these Japanese or Asian players, they get really
um embarrassed. They have this embarrassed face when they do
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something wrong. So I did notice a little bit of that,
and I've noticed that a lot with almost every Japanese
player I've ever played with in my life, well in
the world, like so every Japanese player gets an embarrassed
based on the hid in the water, like no American
GUYE quite the generalization there. I mean, I've been pretty
embarrassed a lot. That's a weird comment. I was like,
what is he talking about? Everything? Every Japanese music coach,
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every Japanese or Asian player he's ever played with, has
that face. When there shall we put a pole up
and see if any of hard listeners have played with
Japanese or Asian players and see if they've had us
that face. Maybe it's accurate, Maybe it is. But when
someone says something like that on air, you know what
the rest of the guys do. They say nothing back up,
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They just go so what kind of ball is he using?
Is he still hitting titles? Jim Nancy's on the other
side of the room, dude. Now it was an anti climactic,
very anti masters. You're so tried. He tried. No, Xander
was great. I don't understand what he Xander tried until this.
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You're right on that triple that was the sixteen coach.
Did you hear what he said? He said, I hit
a good shot. I committed to it. It turned out bad.
I'll be able to sleep tonight. I commit to those
water balls too. There might be there might be some
tossing and turning, but I'll be okay. He said, I
hit a perfect iron. He said it was a d
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four yards. I can hit my eight iron eighty yards.
I turned it right to left. The wind was left
or right, and I it got smoked. It got eaten up.
He goes. You could see the ball just get caught
in the wind. And that's when I knew it just
hovered there. I knew it was in trouble. I was chasing.
I was still too back. I had to hit it
close because you knew Mazziyama was gonna hit it closer.
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That's he had to hit. He had to play aggressive.
What was he he tossing and turning on that water
bed or what? Probably on the jet coach. They're probably
on the chat. I fought hard. It was a messy start,
and he just he I like what he said. I
finished second a lot. I didn't finish second this time.
I've had more second place finishes, not that I'm getting.
Why is all the pressure on him? I mean he
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made an exciting masters Thank you dude. You weren't ever
gonna win. Let's be real, I mean you're going up
against the five fourth, four stroke lead. Right. Everybody was
asking him, like, oh, are you gonna heartbroken over the
said great? He did, and he said I was chasing,
so I had to go pin seeking. If it was
if it was a different situation, I could have hit
it safely on the green. And I just like the
way he said, look, I hit a great iron and
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you just you saw the wind and just grab it.
I mean, if you would have played safe on the green, though,
he could have gone to a playoff. I mean in hindsight, well,
because because mats Yama did bogey the next hole, I
was gonna say, changes everything because he can be conservative
and bog you know, just be a safe bogey and
so then he's like, you know, I got room to breathe.
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It's no big deal, but it's I was happy for
Matsyama because you thought he was done for a few years.
He was. He was the loud I don't like hearing
his sexy boys. It was bad. He was the darling
at the ball. Everybody, what do you mean? He was
always in contention, and you always thought, oh, he's gonna
get one, he's gonna get one, and then he just
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kind of everybody forgot about him. No one was picking him.
No Ricky, I don't know if Rickie's ever getting one.
Rory Dustin, well, they've got some you'd understand. I think
Dustin is the defending champions, and how sad for Dustin Johnson.
I was thinking about this and my wife said this,
and she goes, so he only gets to be the
defending champ for like four months. She goes. But but
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let's let's can we stop talking about the November Masters
because that only happened one time, and it's only gonna
happen one time hopefully. Oh yeah, you know what I mean.
Like they kept saying, like, this is the difference between
a Masters in April and November. Guys, we know November
was a crappy year. Yeah, but it was different because
it looked more. It was a lot more picturesque. Hey
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you want a reality check? A reality check? Yeah, yeah,
I give you a reality check. Tiger I thought he
was in Florida when he crashed. Is that true? Yeah,
that's what he said. Guys, I tell you what. I
had a couple of beers on Saturday. They put up
a replay. It was raining coach. I thought Tiger was
back from the dead plane in the Master. It was
a two thousand nineteen replay. Hey, so you passed out,
woke up and Tiger was playing? Was like, how long
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did I sleep for coach? I thought they wheeled him
out of the u c l A hospital bed and
he was playing eighteen Your Hair was long? But you
know it was crazy? Is there was a Phil sighting
on Sunday? They actually showed Phil on TV. It was
he made the cut. That was crazy, But I mean
they don't remember seeing him. Maybe they showed him on
Saturday and I just missed it. But I was like,
I hadn't seen one shot of his All tournament until Sunday.
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He's at minus one. I'm like, whoa that there's Phil
on ESPN Plus has the featured groups and everything. They
had all that, and he was one of the feature group.
I can think maybe on Friday, I was just watching
live broadcast and so they never went to him because
I guess he was never really in He was never
in contention. Music, Please coach, music, Coach. I feel like
we're getting going to get complaints. He was never really
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in contention, but he hung around and he did well. Yeah,
hey reality check though, if you want to see what
Augustina National looks like in real life, google Earth it
and and it has a day or something that I
guess they were doing repairs. It looks like crap. It's brown.
There's no water in the ponds. The azaleas are dead.
Oh no, that's probably it's probably November, the November Masters coach.
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It's so funny. I wanted to see where it was.
It's like Google earth it. I'm like, that's not it.
That looks like McCabe. That looks like the Munich. Dude,
how do you get to play the Masters? Because Dodds
played it? Play the Masters, coach, people not on the Masters.
Dodd did not play the Master. So if you just
want to play the course, how do you guys even
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know how to do? You got to know him, remember, Hey,
I did tell lunch does the Bones get to play it?
I think he got a pass to play it? Wow,
like a birthday pass. Hey, however what I told him?
I told Bones, I don't know. Somebody gifted to him.
It's the gift, hey, I told. I told lunch Box
though he should call Augusta. He should call him last
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week and been like, hey, can I can I put
the tea time? I don't know if they have a phone. Hey,
it's Chnico. I would love to play your beautiful car corner.
I'd like to play at twelve o five pm if
that's possible, possible for me to drive a cart. Another
another beautiful thing this weekend. Didn't do it. Another beautiful
thing this week and I saw it was bryceon d
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shambo him. I love seeing him overplay the course. Wait
do you see him take on the mask? He whisper.
I love I just love how he talks like, oh,
I got the secret weapon. Last year he was, I'm
just gonna use driver and I'll just you know, it's
not long enough for me, I'll crush it sucked. So
then this year he comes back, Well, don't worry, I
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got a new driver head. That's going to be the difference. Yeah, plus,
whatever the hell you were. I love it when it
kicks his ass. I don't like to see people struggle,
but I love to see him struggle. Coach. The only
time they showed the azaleas was when it was Brison
in them, because Rory was in him too. Rory Roy
was walking around like I do on the golf course.
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His attitude looked like me. He was just like and
then justin Thomas, Oh he I mean you want to
talk about taking a crap in your white pants? He
took a dumping. Oh he took a dump. I don't
like a real do not not a real dome. But
I mean he hit one in the woods and he
is out and he's like seventy five yards from the green.
He chips it into the creek and then he has
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to drop and then he blades it and goes all
the way across the green and it's just then the
rain to lake happens and he's just like, oh man,
it's over. He was like plus ten on the day.
It was a you know, you know what I really
like to see is whenever like Rory hid it in
the woods and everyone helps to look for it. Yeah,
where is that? When we go play that? I feel
when we go raised like, all right, I'm gonna be
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while you got to look. Yeah, when we play our
woods though, were I would say, there's some more shrubbery
that can get you. I mean there's thickers and snakes.
I mean, I don't think in Augusta there's that bad stuff.
Have you heard that it's ghetto around Augusta. That's what
I was trying to google, coach. Is that what you
were saying? The second I was trying to google Earth,
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I wanted to. I mean, I can't. It's it was
there like a chevron with bars on the window. There
is my buddy said, it's a waffle house, liquor store,
run down buildings, and then boom, there's a palace and
you look at the mabe. It looks like they're in
a beautiful forest. But I think they're really surrounded by
the whole city. They said August as if he's of
crab the city itself. Like, it's just I've never heard that.
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I mean, CBS does an amazing job. I thought they
said it's from another world. Well, they do an amazing job.
When they're showing a uh Tennessee Titan game, they don't
they show the good part of the city, like two
blocks from the stadium, like street is the steel overcycling,
the recycling steel plant where there's just a bunch of
crap scrap. That's where they put the cameras on that
side of the city, right, and they always put it
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on the other side. They showed just the pedestrian bridge
and then downtown. They don't ever show six inches that way.
You're like, if they shot it the other way, they
would see Lunch's neighborhood and struggling. And they never show
the sidewalks though, for tightening games, because guess what the
sidewalks have PU call over him from Saturday night that
the street washers are still cleaning up. People always said
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to me when I live downtown, why don't you run downtown.
That'd be cool to run in the skyscrapers. I guess
my family said that, and I would tell him the
smell is terrible, not a Sunday morning. I mean one
makes you throw up as you're running, So I stick
to the treadmill. Boys, that's a weird transition from whispering.
You have to actually, it's good. It's good. And speaking
of googling, Google earthing, my wife for some reason was
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google earthing our house last night and it has she
was because you can go all the way back to
like two thousand fourteen or maybe two thousands has differ
and dates that you can see, yeah, like different. And
there was like a deck attached to the back of
the house at one point, and there was this. Then
the shed is built and the next one is me
outside doing yard work in it. I got a bag
of leaves and I'm I'm scooping leaves And then is
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your face blurred? Wait, I mean it's it's above so
get board this weekend, no coach, that must have been
win like a year ago something. Yeah, this was my
wife looking something up because of something about google earthing.
Something came up and she was like, I'm gonna look
at our house that she was looking at, and she
you can look and see all the over the years.
And then I guess they did a couple of shots
that day because a couple of hours later on on
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the other side of the yard at the bag and
you see the dog and you see her standing on
the front porch. So weird and crazy, I mean, And
then I mean, doesn't that just give you an indication
of how easy it is for another country to just
like see what you're doing, or anyone see what you're
doing at all times. Yeah, I never noticed anything flying
above me and taking picture. It's very high up. It's
in it's in the space. And that crazy? Is that
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crazy that you can google earth your house Ray right
now and see your trucking because he has updates so
it may not be his house. That's true, It's true. Boy,
That's just how it worked out with my prep schedules.
So I believe what's your prep sch Well, the access
will go to the big show and then as scraps
then I will be able to feed it to the
Sore Losers podcast. I got an email speaking of something
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we've talked about before on the podcast, uh saying that
there's a pack drop today or something on n F
T S or whatever, and then on the bottom of
the email it says the pack costs nine hundred and
nine dollars a pack. Are doing this So we're talking
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about the NBA top shots, the moments that we were
making fun of, and then everybody's making money off them.
So I tried to get in and so I bought
a pack. Okay, so let's start from the beginning. Okay,
So at first I just bought one little person. This
is after you're like, I don't get it five times right,
and I don't understand. I still don't. I still don't
get why people are paying this much money for this
kind of stuff. But if they're gonna pay it, I
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want to be in it and sell it to them.
Question when you're done, deep teas, I want to be
I want to be the dealer. So I bought Vegas, right,
So I bought one moment or whatever for five bucks. No, no,
not one shining moment, one moment. Let me let me
see my My first purchase was a Davonte Graham lay up. No,
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it was a jump shot jump shot for how much
like six bucks? And then it comes out, oh, you
have to have three moments to get a pack. So
then I bought us. I bought a couple more, and
those were like fifteen dollars a piece times six plus fifteen.
He's like thirty six dollars in the hole, okay from
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something he doesn't understand, right, something I don't understand. And
I've been unable to get a pack. No, fifteen dollars
plus six plus fifteen plus six plus fifteen? What would
you get three? You said three for fifteen dollars. I
bought the Devonde Graham for six six and plus two
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for fifteen. Okay, so that's thirty. So I trying to
get in these pack drops and I've been in a
couple of couple. Oh you're outside the number. I don't
get him. I don't get them. So then someone gifted
me one. So yeah, alright, my collection is starting to grow.
Was that your boyfriend? Now? Some some swore losers listeners.
So then I could pre order a pack and it
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was nine dollars, so plus nine. So I bought the
nine dollars and I opened it up. This for those
keeping tracking home, you and something you never understood. I
still don't understand it. So the pack drops, you know,
the pre order, I get it this weekend. I opened
it up. I got a Jeremiah Grant and Davis' dang
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Damian Lillard three point. Those have to be worth a lot,
That's what I thought. I thought, Dame Lillard three. I mean,
come on, Anthony Davis, the brow with some respect, Anthony
Davis were sixteen dollars, Lillard eight dollars. But you only
paid how much for it? That's great. You're making money mother, right.
So then I'm talking to Calcutta Mike. I'm talking to
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Calcutta mic this weekend, and he said, Yo, they're gonna
have this pack. Drop legendary pack, drop legendaries, legendaries. He goes,
I'm thinking, which I don't know how he knows. He
does his research, like he's on all these in this company,
like chat boards everything. He goes, I'm the only one working,
he said on a Saturday. Yes, he said, I think
you're gonna need fifteen moments to be eligible for this path,
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that's how they get you, and you only have five.
So I was like, well, damn it, I'd better start buying.
All right, let's go drop forty five after your pack.
So I start buying what you got. I got Gary Harris,
how much five bucks, five dollars? You're at fifty ye
and then he tells me, oh, dude, I think you're
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gonna need one card from series one to be eligible,
and how much of those those are expensive? Which is
why people are buying. So the cheapest one I could
find a Series one. I bought a Daniel House Jr.
Forty dollars, who at ninety nine dollars, my friend. Then
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I bought a George Hill for five bucks. Oh my goodness,
Danny Green for five bucks, uh huh, Motiste nine five bucks,
Kyle Anderson Drew Holiday for five dollars, and then I
forgot about it. I bought one of myself the Google
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Google Earth picture in team right now and I'm at
fourteen moment that you've spent on something that you just
don't moments of your life and everything. Then I forget
about the whole fifteen thing. I go and start doing
things with the kids I don't know, and he hits
me up last night and he's like, dude, oh my gosh,
it's fifteen to be eligible for the pack. Okay, so
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then you bought, They took a time stamp of your
account at three o'clock yesterday afternoon. If you didn't have
fifteen at that moment, you're ineligible. You're ineligible. So I
am ineligible for the damn pack draw in the hole.
I'm a hundred twenty four dollars and old, so I'm
not gonna miss out on the next back drop. I
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went online and bought a joke it for fifteen dollars. Alright,
you're at one nine dollars total. I've had a hundred
thirty nine dollars something you don't understand that I don't understand.
But I'm still counting on being able to make some
money at some point. Are you listening to this scuba No,
he's busy, but listening to kids out there, You guys
need to be more concerned about a sack drop instead
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of a pack drop like this is this is so dumb,
It's so stupid, and I was I cannot believe I
forgot to buy one more moment. I was at fourteen
and just totally space out and walked away from the computer.
The drop today though, like you had to have fifteen
cards and nine just if you've spent nine dollars you're
eligible or yeah, pack, that's the reverse sign of the
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devil if you has gotten trouble doing it. No, he's
had six six six. You did the reverse of that
if you had. If you do win a pack, you
have to pay nine, nine and nine dollars for that pack.
That's I mean you do you understand this as a
whole Coach, you've lost your good mind. But it's a
legendary pack. Yeah, oh coach, Yeah, well it will come on.
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Give it to me. Then if I would have, you
would make thousands of dollars. Can I see it? Yeah,
you can see it on your computer. Doesn't exist, it's
up in the ether. Okay, So I wasted? How much money?
Did I waste? Hundred thirty nine dollars? I have nothing
to show for it yet, Eddie, did you know he
was gonna go on a tangent of math? Did he
give you the heads up? No? Because I was in press.
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If you totaled it as we were doing. No. I
literally just saw the email yesterday and said, oh, there's
a pack drop. I want to talk about this on
the podcast. Yeah, because the pock the pack drop. It
said ninety nine dollars for a pack drop. And this
dude's trying to get like he's gonna be broke soon
and he's not gonna have a single card to listen
as a shark, I'm gonna say not lucrative. I'm out.
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That's why they just got three five amazing to me
that you were what three weeks ago? I understand No?
What what? I what did I tell you? Three weeks ago?
I told you I don't understand why people are paying
this much money for these things, and I still do
are doing it now. You're you're not understanding that you're
paying a hundred thirty nine dollars for these things. That's
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I get that. That's nothing. Look at all these little
rules of like, well, if you get this, you have
to spend that much side they think it's worth spending
in thousand dollars on a card. That's why how kind
of Mike has sold one for a thousand dollars and
he sold one for seven hundred because eventually those people
think that they're going to make more money on that car.
That's what I'm saying. Well, I understand that, but King's
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made seventeen hundred dollars off this spending very little, reverse
spending a lot, not making little, well, a hundred forty
dollars to make a couple of thousand, I would take it.
So my business mind is working here. It's just not working.
It's winning. You look at Calcutta mic right, and and
these O g s that were way ahead of the game.
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The cards. It's over saturated. So they they reward these
guys like, Hey, you're the first one to help us
get this thing started. You're actually a street team for
us because you brought in a bunch of your idiot
friends exactly. So we're gonna give you when we do
these random card drops. He's always you're going to get
a pack. He always gets the packs. That way, he
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gets a pack every time. That way, you can sell
a card for a grand, And then what are you
gonna do those street team it again, tell all your
friends that you made a grand and that's how Thank
you so much, Calcutta Mike. We appreciate your business. Now
on the other end, they're like, we've made so much
money on all of these people like lunch Box and
other guys that are just like, oh, I wanted on this,
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I wanted this, and the requirements to get more packs
go up and up and up that they're just nicol
and Diamond. You guys. Now at this point, I understand that,
But once you get that pack, you make it all back.
You get that pack. Eventually, I'll get a pack. If
I would have got that nine nine and dollar pack today,
I'd have eate thousands of dollars. But unfortunately I'm ineligible
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because I freaking had fourteen moments instead of fifteen. Because
at this point the whole thing that's stupid that they do.
You buy a moment, then you have to wait fifteen
minutes before you can buy another moment. Why can't I
buy as many moments as I walk right away? I
don't have time to sit there for fifteen minutes. Like GOLLI,
you forget about it. You start wiping your butt. Speaking
of that, have you told Ray about your Venmo problem?
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What about it about how you can't pay people? Yeah? Ray,
do you know about that? Yeah? I remember we did
a show without you, coach, I'll talk about that sucks
and then you're gonna sound dumb. Hey listen, guys, there's
a show out there called The Gifting Tables Ponzi scheme
sounds exactly what Lunchbox is doing. It's the women's version
of it, though. It's a great documentary, and check it out.
What the Gifting Tables? These women? Yeah, no, you watch it? Well,
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what is it on about? So these women? Same thing.
There's people that recruit and you try to get these
women to sign up. Each woman you sign up initially
to get in as you get five thousand dollars. So
then the people the top make the money. There's the recruiters.
The recruiter in this situation is Calcutta. He's recruiting us
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and all these people the Gifting Tables. This is the
guy for of the Gifting Tables and Calcutta Mike is
one of the recruiters. Now you're I mean, you have
a chance to make money at some point, but the
whole point but not, guys. The Gifting Tables worked at
first because the women were recruiting people. So the women
to join, you have to five thousand. So these women
(27:01):
were re mortgaging their houses, they were selling vehicles. It
all worked out great. It was awesome because it was
that camaraderie with women. They're drinking wine. The Gifting Tables,
everybody brings these gifts. Bring your gifts, brea it helping.
It happened in New Jersey and moved nationwide. The Gifting Tables. Well,
then the husbands found out and said, hey, where's the
family car. Oh, the Gifting Tables Pondsi scheme fell out.
It all. It's the same thing once you're part of
(27:23):
the Gifting Tables card version. I had this conversation with
a friend the other day, like why do we love
gambling so much? Like, can't we just be happy with
going to work and working for our money, earning our
money and just guaranteed money. And that's why that that's
what I told. I told Kyl cut A Mike this weekend.
I was like, dude, I'm not gonna buy any more moments.
This is just stupid. This is before you bought more moments. Yes,
(27:45):
and he goes, but you gotta look at it. It's
like a gamble. And I said, you know what, You're right,
and I like the gamble. So I'm gonna. I'm gonna
take a chance of buying these fifteen moments so I
have a chance to make thousands. Let's go ahead and
do it. And I'm gonna do it. And but you don't.
But working though, like even if you start a business
that's gambling, right right, Like that's even you have more
(28:08):
of a chance to make money on that than just
buying things, like even just going to bet on sports,
betting ten dollars on a sporting of it. Do you
know what I'm saying, Like, like you could make more
money if you just worked at starting a business, thinking
how you can make that business successful, working hard and succeed.
(28:28):
It's quick hit, quick money. It's the quick money, the
anticipation of that quick hit. You don't really have to
work that hard. That's like these card paths. So you
want more money, less work, everybody I think everybody wants, right,
I know. But the chance of you getting rich off
that aren't very good. That's why gambling set up to lose.
I understand that, right, I mean, you're not chiming any
(28:50):
of this is your life boys with gambling. I took
a little bit of a break. Do I still read
the commercials? Abs damn lutely. I'm a proud supporter. I
was happy to step away for a temporary time period.
So that is why I'm not eagerly jumping in, because
I myself have not been gambling in a week. Boys,
and I still have the shakes. Well, someone emailed us.
We are the sore losers at gmail dot com. Gmail
(29:14):
just place my first bet. I hope I get lucky.
Didn't want to put a dollar on it. I wanted
to get that money. Huh love the show? A shout
out would be awesome. Bovada thinks, Ray, my name is
Don Okay, what do you win? Well? What did he bet?
I can't have pictures really small? Let me pull out
my bi vocals Google earth it dude, it's small, and
you when you're largely gets blurrier some orioles and astro's bet.
(29:39):
I don't know, fascinating how much something your wife's gonna
find out? And I don't know about a day. My
cousin he did. He lives in Florida and he's like, yeah, man,
I can't get in hey right, Just so you know,
some guys, wives don't hold their balls in their part.
They really don't like they're allowed to walk around. Don't
chime in, coach, Coach, my wife lets me gamble. I
(30:03):
know she does. Coach, I had a problem. My wife's
very kind and an awesome woman. I had a massive problem,
far greater than yours. That's nothing to brag about. That's
actually depressing to talk about. That. We're here for you.
That is why I had to take a step back,
not because of my wife's strictness, but because of my stupidity.
God blessed, I'll hang up and listen. Wow, that was deep. Hey,
that took It took a lot to confess. But boy,
(30:27):
do I ever still support the websites and culture coatures
can't get enough of the show. You guys have me
interested in sports gambling, and I think Bovada is a
legal way for me to bet in the heavy legal
legal Coach put an ill before that. I mean, if
it was legal, they would say this check is from Bovada.
(30:48):
But they will never do that, and they wouldn't and
they wouldn't have these guys on their website without jerseys on.
They're basically just the players faces. Let me know what
you think. Love when sissan is late with the blank
and bleep can't believe how little Eddie knows about and lunch.
I can't believe you don't drink when you golf. Best
part of golf is a twelve pack and eighteen holes.
(31:09):
And yes, I'd still beat you great, I don't doubt it.
I still need lessons. If anybody lives in Nashville and
knows a good person that gives lessons, let me know. Hey,
I'm about to put my kids in some lessons. You
want to join him, we'll do like a they'll get
a discount. That would be awesome. Uh, my birthday is
June eighth. Hope that is soon enough to let you
know and get a shout out Happy birthday, Cameron Christensen,
I'll hang up and listen. Do you want to wait
(31:30):
till June eight or no? Because he got ahead of it,
he knows how late you are. He he was basically saying,
um about the whole gambling. That's why he then I
want to talk about how how bad we look guys,
And and also I have a deep tease. I do
have a minute teaser clip that better explains the gifting tables.
I did a horrible job. Please allow me to play
(31:52):
it before the end of the show. I will continue.
So we had the winner Chelsea on Kelsey. Kelsey nailed
that one. When was that, Oh you weren't there. You
missed out on a lot. I missed out a lot.
That was And she was talking about the woman that
the husband missed the weekend or they had dinner without
the husband, because sorry, honey, you missed you. You weren't here,
(32:12):
Remember you were working, Okay, sweetie, I missed one damn dinner.
All right? Then she said, yeah, I had Gonzaga winning
at all, and I mean once, Baylor one. I can't
believe I still one she did. This is how I
realized she had Baylor. She had Baylor winning at all. Yeah,
that's stupid, but that's how you win. Did Yeah, she
had Baylor winning at all. Well that's why it didn't
make sense to me. But we didn't find out she
(32:34):
had Baylor because she have one a freaking member. You're
literally taking the words out of my mouth. I said
that to her face, and she goes, no, I didn't
pick him to win, and I go, it makes no sense.
We must have the worst Brackett scoring system of all time.
But she had the winner. So there you go, thank you.
That's how smart, and then I emailed the person in
second place. I said, Yo, I need your vemo, so
I can you know, get you that mundy cordial in profession.
(32:56):
Hello mother, what's up you? Venmo man, Kathleen replied, I
can't believe I'm getting money. I seriously didn't watch any
a single game. That's the bracket. She goes, I'm not
complaining my venmo is this, thanks coach Love the sore loser.
That's March madness. Literally, the first two people in the
(33:17):
bracket then the one didn't even know who their champion was.
The second place hadn't even watched the college basketball game
that year. That's America. That's why anyone can play the bracket,
can do a bracket. And that's why I don't know anything.
I'm not gonna play the bracket. That's why you should
play the bracket. That's what it's all about. Is that
moment right there when my wife fills it out. She's
(33:38):
always like, who's better this team or that. I'm not
telling you, I want you to pick however you want
to pick. That's a better chance than me telling you
what I've seen all season, Like I don't know. That's
what I'm going for I'm going for the person that
the team I saw a season and that's not gonna win.
And that's why you you just pick your picks individually.
That way you have no influence because then you'll just
(33:59):
have the same bracket. So so frustrating. Now, ray, are
you going to hit us with your thing? Guys? This
a minute clip explaining the gifting tables. It is now illegal,
but it used to be highly happening along the East Coast.
I believe this is one minute, Yeah, one minute the
gifting tables. Enjoy if you are going to give a party,
(34:21):
plan that party around a purpose. They called it a sisterhood.
It was beautiful. It was like you walk in, everybody
was like greeted you and they were kind and they
were supportive. Plan for refreshments and to entertain them with
the gifting tables. We joined with the five dollar gifts
to a woman. That put you in a bottom road position,
(34:45):
which we had called appetizers, and then you were asked
to find one or two people, probably two to follow
you and then you, as an appetizer, moved up to
the next level, which we called the super saladth level.
You were do you have your two people behind you.
Your job is done. You just there to support the
people that are behind you to make them successful. Guys.
(35:07):
That's basically that's kind of mind. And that's actually Calcutta Mike.
He picked up lunch and Appetizer. Yeah he did, and
now he's chilling. Now he's chilling, and that's why we're
in a thread. So the Super and Salad he's in
the Super Salad division. So that's why he started this
text thread with us three or whatever four and he says, hey, guys,
pack and drop. I just found out. How did he
find out because he's super Salad. How did he know
(35:29):
before the pack was dropping because it was gonna be
fifteen moment because he's Super and Salad at the table
just chilling. Guys, we might be onto something that nobody
else is where we figured it out, Coach, that's fantastic.
I mean when you played that clip, I was like,
holy crap, that's t MG's and Calcutta mine. And Edie
bought right in. I remember weeks ago. Eddie goes, guys,
wait to you hear this. I have my friend on
(35:50):
the line. He's gonna tell us all about we had
his expert, we had his expert Steve, who couldn't even
I mean as a friend of my cousins, expert trader
of these things and didn't even understand how that worked.
And then we can bring cal cut A Mike on
for something totally different, and he knows all about this too.
So I think we found out quick that cut cut
(36:11):
a Mike is the soup and salad. And then Steve
is just one of the other people down the line.
He's the he's the appetizing appetizer. Gosh, well, yes I
am getting, I'm getting. But you guys realized that I
brought this at the table, and you know how much
money I've spent on this dumb thing. Zero And I
understood it from the beginning. I put no money into it.
But the guy that we're not understand anything about it
(36:34):
and actually hate it on it. I hate I still
think it's stupid. But then just stop, now, coach your
two hundred deep just stop. I think it's stupid, but
if it's gonna make me money, it hasn't. Eventually, I'm coach,
I'm gonna help you right now. His friend to friend,
look at me in the eyes. I'm looking at you
in the now. This is what I'm saying. I hate
when you say I didn't understand it. I didn't understand
(36:55):
why people would world. No, no, I did not understand
why people would pay thousands of dollars for a video
clip code. But the fact that they're going to I'm
going to try to take advantage of those suckers. I'm
helping you right now. Stop you explaining about how you're
gonna make money. It sounds like me when I was
explaining it today and me and gambling before you you
got you got cut off, coach. About a week after
that's when it all hits. So that sounded familiar. Ray coach, stop, stop,
(37:22):
it's time to stop. You take take the loss, take
the what's the number, coach, and then that's it. But
I can still sell my Anthony Davis in my sell
them and hopefully but then I would, Oh, no, you
don't need in a fifteen moments anymore. You're done. Next, No,
you're done. No, No, I listen every pack drop. I'm
(37:42):
going to try to be in that room to get
a pack coach, sell what you have to try to
make your money back and move on. You're getting a
whole cut. The Mike is super in saladin. You. I mean,
I do gotta feel like I've been super in salad.
I'm I'm suit and salad. But I can't resist like
(38:03):
the gamp here. Hey, I can't gash out. This is
where you're at right now. This is the lower, the
the the fascination of gambling, Like this is a big
gamble that I am trying to take on and it's
not working yet. But I just need to hit that
one number on the roulette wheel and then I hit
it big and that's all I need. I need to
hit one pack and I'm gonna be freaking swimming in it.
(38:25):
Speaking of where we at with the White Sox, well,
I I told again last I told you it's a
bad bet. Yeah, I build at the right time. We've
made money. It was such a bad bet. I was like,
keep my whatever five, I'm out before we go in
the negative on this one. We we we got a
free bet. We had a free fifty dollar bet and
(38:46):
we hit it. So we're in the positive. No matter what. Well,
you're clinging to life. You're on life support. C l
A just called they have a spot open. Tyler Tiger
left the hospital. They said, your bet can be on
life support, they'll bring it back to which we've already
made like forty Yeah. Let me look, I'll tell you
what our accounts at right now. How much did you
put in hold on? I mean, you really think the
(39:08):
White Sox are gonna hit a heater? We're already one
game eight dollars. I followed that team for a week,
the White Sox, they sucked, okay, I mean they didn't
lose again last night. I did lose again last night.
And that's the probably extras last night. Yes, yes, yes,
that's the problem is they are the overwhelming favorite, I
(39:29):
think to win their divisions. So in their division their
minus one forty one fifty every game. So we're betting
four dollars to win two fifty, which is not a
smart bet. We can talk about. We can talk about.
I'm I'm down to change. I don't care like if
we should change teams. Seriously, do we bet a team
to lose every game? Whoever they're playing against me? On
that team? Either one of those are all favorites to me. So,
(39:51):
I mean we're gonna be working hard to make money,
you know, because every everything we win, we're gonna only
make like fifty cents on the two dollars or whatever,
which is fine, which is because it wins a win
fifty cents. We keep winning. I'd rather win than lose.
But we've got to pick the right team. Yeah, I
agree with I think we should look at the schedule
and see what team maybe this month has a better schedule,
(40:11):
and then we go with that team. Okay, you know
what I mean. Cultures. My sister and I listened to
every episode of The Sore Losers and The Big Show
in raised voice. We even represent the Sore Losers nation
when we go out in public thanks to the new merch.
I want to give my sister Rosanna a big birthday
shout out Rosanna, Rosa Rosana got to hit him on
(40:35):
cameo or hanging to do it. She will be turning
twenty eight, so Arnold better put this in the square.
Has made a dollar, You can still hit me on
the cameo radio lunchbox on cameo, I crush it. I mean,
my cameos aren't top guys. If you want him from
Sizzan and Bay, we do them for a minute and
a half, longer than any cameo people out there, not
longer than mind. So give him seven minutes of about
(40:58):
two two and a half minutes each. Boom coach, It's
tough to stay interesting for a minute a half. I'm
shocked how you do it for two and a half.
I hate to spend any time on a on a
regular season. Thanks for all that you do. Keep up
the good work. I'll hang up and listen. Gun shot.
Oh whoa what do these people think this is? You
can't make these all kinds? Rachel from Whichita, Kansas, So Rosanna,
(41:19):
happy birthday. What were you gonna say? You're gonna talk
about the replay? I was watching the game last night
because I had a little biscuine out of it. Guys like,
and again, this is just a regular season baseball game,
the Braves and the Phillies, and I don't really care
that much, but I saw this play and I'm like, what, like,
why is this even a thing? You have instant replay?
(41:40):
And how do they get it wrong? How do you
continue to get it wrong after you've watched it. We've
all watched it was definitive. It's very definitive. And they
want to say that, they want to say that it
wasn't but uh, the what's the dude's name? Bomb brom Bomb,
somebody might be at the air bombs bombs on third
(42:01):
or whatever, bombs on third. Bomb, Gregorious hits a sacrifice
pop fly. It wasn't even deep enough. They didn't think
that Marcelo Zuno was gonna even Uh, it was too
shallow for Bomb to to just steal home or whatever.
Chest So he tags or whatever, um a zonas a
(42:24):
Zona season running homes. He's all right, he chunks the ball,
he gets it there. Darnald gets at, the catcher makes
the play of a lifetime, and the catcher's knee forced
Bomb's foot to miss the plate entirely, not even close,
not even close. But they call him safe like that's okay.
So I get it, missing it in real time. I
(42:45):
get it. If that happens, it happens. But we have
these instant replays and we can't get it right when
we rewatch it. And I don't understand how it's so?
Is it because you don't want to make you were wrong?
Is it you don't want to hurt? It was those boys.
It was up in New York. But in New York
do they not want to hurt? The coaches? The umpires
(43:06):
feelings like, oh, we need to protect our umpires because
it's so blatantly obvious that he doesn't touch home plate
and everybody can see it when you play, you show
the replay everybody. No, there's no argument. I don't know
any a blind man can see that he didn't touch
home plate and you still call it where he touched
home play. It doesn't make any sense. It's just so frustrating.
(43:29):
It's frustrating that we can be that idiotic that we
have replay and we still can't get it right. How
it's not like football where you can all the line
is kind of blurnt. This was not even close. Brian
has COVID? Is that well? Hit it, coach? I mean,
we're gonna do that. Hit it? Hit it? What are
(43:51):
you doing? Let's go home? I mean that's I think
that's crazy that someone has COVID right now. But I'm
with you, and I I'm with you on the well
he's gonna hit this, then we'll get back to tide
of baseball. In from Bay. She said, Oh um, Luke,
(44:12):
Bryan has COVID and I'll hang up and listen. All right,
all right, let's go back to baseball. Yeah, I mean yeah,
it's cheating it's not something that something shady. I'm not
a Braves fan, I'm not a Phillies fan, so I
don't care either way. But this seemed to me shady.
(44:33):
This is shady. That's a shady call. You saw it, guys,
you saw it the way we all saw it. He
was out, clearly out, Like, what's the point of replay
If you can't get the obvious calls shady stuff going
on over there? You have to think that, why do
you not think that it's they're They're not blind. I'm
(44:53):
sure there's a committee of people seeing this. Coach damnit
bones was around him on idol. Coach we're talking about baseball.
We can talk about Luke Bryan a little bit. You're right,
it's a big deal. We'll talk about that. I'm double vaxed.
I'm good. I feel good about my life. Do you
guys live in Atlanta. I'm shocked by your rooting interests here. No,
I'm not. That's what I'm saying. I don't want to
(45:14):
spend a lot of time. It's not about spent a
lot of time. I saw the clip. We're missing the
three D all dimensional views of this. Where is that skycam?
Though only only Joe buck gets that bad boy. They
should install that because then we clearly see that he
was out listen in Atlanta, they weren't really ready for
(45:37):
big boy sports with replays because only half about one
view and it was pretty weak. And here's the thing, like, guys,
when when when the catcher makes a play like that,
you have to respect him. It's straight disrespect by calling
that dude safe. I mean the positioning of his foot,
it was ever his leg it was beautiful. You know,
(45:59):
you know what to solved this once and for all,
nuts at cam and I will hang up and listen. Coach,
that is not a bad idea. It's really not bad,
but but a little uncomfortable, especially there's a pop fly
and hit the catcher's gotta get up and kind of
like tiny cameras now a little little camera, yeah, I
mean like a little hit and camera. I think it's
worth the experimenting, Coach. I think we know now we
(46:21):
need to upgrade some of that. And then also it
can be sponsored by like Fruit of the Loom or
what about oh, what's the what's the one that they
do in football season? The Grizzly Bear manscape man escaping
nuts at Cam brought to you by Scandscape. Coach, you
are a genius. Thank you boys. About ten minutes hard out.
(46:43):
I mean, I'm good, I'm done, We're good. That was
all I had. I just I didn't mean to bring
that up. Coach. I saw last night and I was like,
this is I figured that you didn't want I didn't
know you'd want to have money on it. I mean,
why were you watching a random Braves game? We had
money on the over, Coach, that's all. That's all we had.
It's good to watch. We had the Masters, Coach. It
was over night, Coach, Sunday night. The Masters were long over.
(47:07):
So when the Masters over and it's like, great, that
was pretty anti climatica what else is there to watch?
Oh look there's baseball in thirty minutes. Boom, there you go.
All right, than guys and guys, I think that was
a good episode. Just so you know. On Wednesday show
we have a great Cobra special. Guest. What do you got? Oh? Yeah,
I mean you are. I am going to be freaking
(47:27):
out on this episode. Your wife no, not Aaron Rod,
not my wife, not Brady, your wrong, sport wrong, oh, Peccorina,
not wrong? Sport. Wrong sport. I'm guessing, Uh Evan Longoria
not not not wrong wrong sport, wrong sports, not baseball. Uh,
(47:49):
twelve year old son? You had. I don't have a
twelve year old son that you know he'll be during
this live on the line. Hey, hey, let's watch. You're
my dad? That would be awkward. But his voice first voice,
so so voice on the other end. How do How
do I know I'm you're my son because my voice
(48:12):
is the same. Go ahead and call her. Hey, I
just want to say real quick, it's uh, lunch box,
you're my dad. No I'm not. Yes, yes you are.
You guys are arguing with each other. Sames out any voice.
Let's see say sports penis, sports penis. Oh god, that's
my son. Say I'm getting as I'm getting. That's my son.
(48:34):
All right? Oh crap, Well that'd be baby's got some
jeans about it, say batters boxing. Oh great, he's got
the list too, that'd be awesome. Say it's never been
fined here, he's never been. He's got the Keith voice too.
(48:55):
What do you grow up with him? All right? We done? Yeah,
but you're going to boys baseball game tonight. What's the
line coach good quest on Saturday. That's why I figured,
because he never told me a time. On Saturday, we
got rained out, but makeup. Today they play Augusta and
they were delaying with Matza. Yama, my chick, we're watching
(49:18):
the Masters. They showed this huge thunderhead moving into Augusta.
Oh my gosh, it's getting canceled. Like sweetie, we lived
near Agus. That's probably about to hit us. We're not that, okay, Coach.
I think the rain came through here and went over there.
He usually goes through us first. That's how it usually works.
Looked out, Jim, it's coming. The rain is about to
(49:38):
be here. There's your forecast. Uh, they're about to blow
the horn. There's the horn and it's sort of like
the Mets yesterday. Do you see what they did the Met?
The Mets they started, They started the game nine pitches later,
rained out like the rain first singing bet no no.
(50:00):
That's why if you're the Mets, you say, no, we're
not ready, We're gonna wait. We don't start the game yet.
Can you say that? Yes, the home team decides when
it's okay to start one. You can also there's pitching changes,
not now I guess with the weird pitching rules, but
you could back in the day jack around with pitchers
warming up and stuff to get the rain in so
then you can get a break or whatever. You can
jack with the weather. Let the weather help you if
(50:23):
you can change the weather. If you're turn on the fans,
it blows the rain away. If you kind of want
the game to get canceled, you start doing pitching changes.
You have your coach go out there and talk to
the picture, get the rain to come in, and wait
for the rain. But nine pitches and you shouldn't even started.
The coach the rain was already there is already raining,
and they're like, yeah, yeah, we're ready to start nine pitches.
Later on Pire calls it, I mean everyone's slipping and sliding.
(50:47):
The starting picture for the Mets was pissed. He was like,
I mean, what are they doing? And they couldn't even
get a fresh ball that was dry? Coach, sounds like
a deal for man escaping The new camera of nutcame
a bad idea. I have a great Monday, Mark Long
on the podcast on Wednesday. If you don't know who
Mark Long is, you haven't been watching the challenge. You
(51:08):
haven't been watching road Rules, uh, the original road Rules.
I'm talking season one. We're going way back. He's good
on TV? Is he good on radio? He's good on radio.
He's good everywhere. And we will have him on Wednesday.
Mark Long joys five laughs, over over over. You don't
think he's gonna have good stories? Who's gonna laugh? Us
or or him? I'm anybody, I'll laugh. I'm gonna be.
(51:33):
I got about a hundred questions. I may trim that
to ten. I may sit out of this one. No, no,
you're gonna be. Okay, you want to sit Hey, I
may sit out on the podcast. On the podcast. I've
never watched the road Rules in my life. That's why
you can make fun of him. I'm gonna have Merry
update the logo alright, that I forgot about that. I'll
(51:55):
date the logo with Mark Long on nice nice, nice, alright, alright,
goodbye everyone. Mm hmmm weirdos mm hmmmmm.
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