March 18, 2024 • 50 mins
Lunchbox was having a great day until live on the podcast he ended up losing $5,000! Plus someone on the show is having dreams about another member of Sore Losers Nation and Ray is trying to replace Justin with his new neighbors. Also the bracket is out so we will break it down to let you know who is going to cut down the nets! Plus we have your shot at $100,000!
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Yep. Not happy about it. Oh the wolves No, No,
that was known from Friday when they lost. Sounds like shit.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Yeah, I will talk yo, talk again yo. Yeah, one
of yours louder than the other. But whatever I know?
Speaker 1 (00:19):
Yo? Is that my voice?
Speaker 2 (00:20):
No? Your voice is good, dude. You sound worse. You've
sounded worst, yo, Yo. Check check check out my melody.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
I want to live good ship.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
On top of the four seasons. Yeah, my right ear
is not working.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
Really? Yeah, what a weird day? Well do you want
me just try and die?
Speaker 2 (00:37):
No? No, I don't think it's the dial dude, like
I can. It comes in solid in the Yeah. Yeah yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
Well you got the cops calling you?
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Yeah? I do. Got someone calling me. I'm gonna answer it.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
Well, probably hello tax information. Hello, it's a fake call.
Hang up?
Speaker 2 (00:56):
Wait please hold for what?
Speaker 3 (01:00):
Uh? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:01):
Do you want to sell the property on Trople?
Speaker 3 (01:06):
I am calling on a recorded line.
Speaker 4 (01:09):
I talked to Stephen Chapel.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
Say what, there's your real name?
Speaker 2 (01:15):
Yeah? I talked to Stephen chap Yeah, what do you need?
Speaker 3 (01:20):
I want to talk to Stephen's Chapel and regards to
his personal business matter.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
Yeah, this is him businessman making business deals. Want to
make that money.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
You are Stephen Chapels, correct, Yes, well, I'm calling you
to inform you incally bank has referred your account to
Transport system Thing for resolution. This is an attempt to
collect the debt and any information thing will be used
for that.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
You're in debt.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
Communications from a debt collector calling from Transport Systems Thing.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
You lost money?
Speaker 3 (01:57):
It helps usolve your PayPal masterc of the Thinks need
back for a ballance of three thousand and thirty dollars
three games to do this account.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Wait, I'm three thousand in debt. I owed three thousand.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
Dollars, three thousand, thirty dollars.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
Oh my gosh, I can cover the thirty dollars credit card?
Speaker 2 (02:22):
Oh PayPal?
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Oh no, what'd you buy porn? So?
Speaker 2 (02:27):
So, so what do I need to do? Do I
need to like?
Speaker 1 (02:29):
What for? What?
Speaker 2 (02:30):
What were the charges for?
Speaker 1 (02:32):
Oh? No, sir, only fans.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
I'm sorry, I said what what are the charges for?
I didn't realize I have that information. Oh you know,
you just know that I owe three thousand dollars.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
It's ten years of back payments for Cinemax.
Speaker 4 (02:46):
I can get a copy of sages to be sent
out to you.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
Yeah, just we have his one and vice circles Kyle
six to seven eight six zero.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Yeah, that's it is a gambling related is it?
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Yeah? Does it have my gambling losses on there? Is that?
What this is from? I said? Is this from me
online gambling.
Speaker 4 (03:06):
Or as at out of monster?
Speaker 2 (03:14):
Okay? So what do I need to do? Do I
need to give you my bank account and you just
get the three thousand from there? Or what do I
need to do?
Speaker 4 (03:24):
I can help you to batnce today.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
You can try to do sore loser's account. There's probably
ten dollars in there.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
Okay, yeah, so do I what do I need?
Speaker 1 (03:32):
Do I need to like?
Speaker 2 (03:33):
Can I wire transfer it to you?
Speaker 4 (03:37):
It can help you to set up at this point,
ask if we.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
Can meet in the back alley? Okay?
Speaker 2 (03:41):
Can can I meet you outside the subway?
Speaker 1 (03:43):
In cash?
Speaker 2 (03:44):
Give it to you in a bag and a douffle
bag of cash? No? Okay? Payment?
Speaker 1 (03:49):
Bitcoin?
Speaker 2 (03:50):
Do you do you take bitcoin? No?
Speaker 4 (03:54):
I'm sorry?
Speaker 2 (03:55):
Okay, so what what do you what do you take
a check?
Speaker 3 (04:00):
As I said this right now, I can help you
with take over the pot. I can set up a
pavements for you.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
Okay, Yeah, what what what do you how do you
set up my payment?
Speaker 4 (04:12):
I can?
Speaker 3 (04:13):
You can help me with your bank information like the
conumb in the vouncing number.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
Okay, what what? What's the bank? What? You need my
bank number?
Speaker 3 (04:22):
Decndumb the vouncy number.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
Okay, and then you'll just take that three thousand dollars
and pay it and you won't take any more money
out of my account.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
You five.
Speaker 4 (04:34):
Dollars?
Speaker 2 (04:36):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (04:36):
So can I? He suggests you gamble on a game.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
So do you what? Can you wait? Like if you
wait till Thursday because March Madness is starting. I was
going to bet it on a round around one game
and then if I double it, what then you can
take the money? Or do I need to pay it
right now?
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Falls you can do it.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
Because the Walls are playing Saint Pete on Thursday and
Kansas is playing Samford. I was going to do a
parlay on Thursday, so.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
I can set up all we need four days to
do a couple of bets.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
Yeah, but we need like four days because I need
that three thousand to gamble.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
That's all right, That's what I said.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Okay, So when I give you my bank account? Yeah yeah, okay,
So I give you my bank account number. What happens? Okay? Okay,
So you'll just do that and that's it, and then
the three thousand will go away and then I'll be
out of debt and I'll be good to go.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
Dude, I got a five dollars gift card if you
can pay five?
Speaker 2 (05:53):
Oh do you do you take gift cards? Because I
have a gift card to Taco Bell? Are you there?
Speaker 1 (06:05):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (06:06):
Yeah, I'm then so you only take you can you
can only get my bank account information. That's it. That's
the only way I can pay you.
Speaker 4 (06:15):
Or you can do uh use your card too.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
I can use my debit cards. So I just give
you the numbers and I'll get no weird transactions like
You'll just charge of three thousand dollars and that's it.
There's no is there any processing fees?
Speaker 3 (06:33):
Amount will be what?
Speaker 2 (06:34):
Okay? And can I do you want me to just
come by your office and pay it?
Speaker 3 (06:41):
You can call things to the bank as they can
go online as well.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
And tell them I know how to Western Union from Walmart?
Speaker 2 (06:49):
Yeah? Yeah, can I can? I? Can we send Western Union?
Can we do a via Walmart? Via Walmart? And so
you have oh you don't have Western Union.
Speaker 3 (06:58):
Okay, I can, but if you want to make a payment.
Speaker 4 (07:03):
Beck into this.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
Where are you located?
Speaker 4 (07:09):
I'm going from India?
Speaker 2 (07:11):
Wow, Oh, I'm not well, I've never I've never done
business in India. I'm confused.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
What's the capital there?
Speaker 2 (07:21):
What's the capital there?
Speaker 4 (07:24):
I'm sorry?
Speaker 2 (07:25):
What what is the capital of India?
Speaker 3 (07:29):
I hope, I'm really sorry. I could not discuss it
anything anything about from this Okay.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
Well, I just got to notice here that you're Oh wait,
I need your bank account number so I can transfer
my three thousand dollars over there.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
So what's yours?
Speaker 2 (07:48):
Well, how am I supposed to send the money if
you don't give me your bank We need his mother's
maiden name.
Speaker 3 (07:52):
Yeah, and I'm sorry that he don't need to do that.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
Well, it says it's password protected. Yeah, it's saying that. Uh,
the password is asking for your mother's maiden name.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
Tell him the password is penis.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
Yeah, the password to my bank account so you can
transfer it over as penis.
Speaker 4 (08:15):
What are you doing?
Speaker 2 (08:19):
No I do if you type in penis, No type
in but all all caps because it's large penis.
Speaker 3 (08:29):
Really sorry, I could keep anything such language that, But.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
That's the password.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
No, No, that's not tell him my passwords the F word. Yeah, well,
I mean you could try weiener, but it's not gonna work.
I I tried to do something that tell.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
Him he's not legally correct because I have a work
password that you use the F word. Tell him my
work password, dude, Tell him right now is face?
Speaker 2 (08:55):
His My work password is face.
Speaker 3 (09:00):
So I would like to request again if you want
to go ahead and you can help you with that feature?
Long I've been earlier?
Speaker 2 (09:09):
Yeah, I got a question. How long have you happened?
How long have you been in the How long have
you been in the industry?
Speaker 4 (09:15):
Sorry?
Speaker 2 (09:16):
How long have you been in the industry of.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
He can't help you a lot?
Speaker 2 (09:21):
What can you help me with? Wait? Hold on everything
I ask you? You say you can't help me. Can
you tell me what two plus two?
Speaker 4 (09:30):
Reason?
Speaker 2 (09:30):
And?
Speaker 4 (09:32):
Sorry?
Speaker 2 (09:33):
Would you wait? Wait? I have a question? Would you
like to join the Sore Losers podcast bracket challenge for
the March Madness?
Speaker 3 (09:41):
I'm sorry?
Speaker 1 (09:42):
Please?
Speaker 2 (09:43):
Please?
Speaker 1 (09:45):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (09:45):
Do you do you guys have WU box over there?
Speaker 3 (09:50):
I'm sorry you know?
Speaker 1 (09:51):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (09:52):
Do you have a favorite going into March Madness? Are
you cheering for you? kN No?
Speaker 1 (09:57):
No, tell him Arnold to be contact.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
Do you want me? Do you want Arnold? Do you
want me to have Arnold call you back when he
gets done with Abby? No?
Speaker 1 (10:08):
No, no, so much for a good time.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
Do you want my money? That's hey, how long have
you been a scam artist?
Speaker 1 (10:13):
That's against the law to disconnect the call? Hey want
to start? The password is penis, Dude.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
I have no idea if you're gonna be when you
play that back like, I don't even know if he
was loud enough to understand her here.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
Boost it a little bit. Oh my gosh, dude, that
was great.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
That was so so stupid.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
But who would actually fall for that? It took him
fifteen seconds to even get on the phone when you
first started the call. I know who would go, oh, yes, hi, there,
I owe you three thousand dollars.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
And he tried to say, oh, you owed three thouars
or what are the charges for? I'm sorry, I don't
have access to that. If you're calling me then saying
I owe you three thousand dollars, tell me I owe
you for something.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
What did Jim Moakes fall for that?
Speaker 2 (11:03):
I don't know?
Speaker 1 (11:03):
And he uses MasterCard? Nobody has a master card?
Speaker 2 (11:06):
Yeah, I don't even know where MasterCard you get? Is
that the one with the yellow in the orange?
Speaker 1 (11:10):
Everybody's now a visa? Like, dude, why would he not
just make something up that the charges make it more believable?
Speaker 2 (11:18):
And I said, what's the capital of India? I can't
tell you?
Speaker 1 (11:21):
That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
Why not if you're not a scammer, you should have
some kind of answer, right.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
But if he would have been a little more real,
I would have actually kind of started to believe it.
Speaker 2 (11:31):
I started to laugh, though I couldn't help it. When
you're saying, say, we need your mother's maiden name, that's
like the hint if you forget your password, it's always
like mother's maiden name UDG.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
But real talk my password at work? His face, I know,
he's like, you can't say that language, but that's my password, sir.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
If you keep that language, we have to disconnect the call.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
So wait wait, total workers password is face.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
So all I have to do is give you my
banking information and you'll take care of the payment for me.
That's all we'll do. Well, why wouldn't I just do it? Why?
What where's your where are you located? India? You can't
stop by your office.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
Dude, he was the middleman. And then also, you can
handle a three thousand dollars wire transfer, but you can't
handle obscene language.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
What I just need your banking info in your routing,
I bo and we'll be good to go. Oh yeah,
let me.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
Hand that right over.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
Man, three thousand, two hundred and thirty dollars. Do you
say gift cards?
Speaker 1 (12:43):
You're like Taco Bell gift All right, Well, I.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
Might as well start the show now.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
Man. Oh, I'm glad you took that call. Yeah, and
the number couldn't have looked any more fake. I think
there was seventeen digits.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
So many numbers, so many numbers.
Speaker 1 (12:59):
Oh. I wonder if he thought, oh man, I almost
got him.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
Oh dude, he for sure thought he was. Like he
was telling his buddies, Hey, we got one on the line.
We got a fish, we got a fish.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
We asked him, he's gonna win March bad. I cannot
answer that.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
Can you wait until Thursday? We're trying to do a parlay.
Speaker 1 (13:18):
We need help structuring it and then we'll be able
to pay you.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
Hey, do you are you cheering for someone out of
the East region or the West region? You're like, what
about Yukon? He goes, no, all right, we're gonna do
it live. Arnold's off today. He gets Monday off, and
he got absolutely housed for saying, oh man, he did,
all right, do a.
Speaker 1 (13:39):
Lot we oh the one, shoot three?
Speaker 2 (13:42):
So losers? What up, everybody? I am lunchbox. I know
the most about sports. So I give you the sports facts,
my sports, the sports I'm throwing off. Hold on, drunk,
I'll give you the sports facts, my sports opinions, because
I'm pretty much ay sports, y'all.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
It's Cison.
Speaker 2 (14:01):
I'm from the North. Dude, you f me up now.
I can't dude, I'm sorry. I got thrown off being
three thousand dollars in debt?
Speaker 1 (14:09):
Is that what I say? I'm from the North and
I live.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
On No, you're you're from the North, you live on
the West.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
I gotta get into my rhythm. And what up, y'all?
It's Sisson. I'm from the North. I live on the Dude,
I cannot remember my entry. You screwed me up. What up, y'all?
Speaker 2 (14:23):
It is Cisin, I'm from Oh my gosh, he maybe
it's We didn't get nominated for a Podcast.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
Award New heights. Don't worry they were trying to suck
off Travis. I gave it to them because why why
do you think they gave it to them? Because they
want Taylor to go to the awards?
Speaker 2 (14:37):
Here, I get it.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
What up y'all at Sison. I'm from the north. I'm
in Alpha Male. I live on the west north side
of Nashville with Baser, my wife. White picket fence, beautiful neighborhood.
We walked it this weekend and we were just pinching ourselves. Man,
can't believe this is our life. Used to be apartment
living and now we're we're actually commenting on other people's
houses because we are homeowners now. Can you believe they
(14:59):
would have the patio, Oh my gosh, what a hideous mailbox.
Oh look at that hot tub. That's beautiful. Went and
looked at this one guy. He had a waterfall in
his front yard.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
Legit, dude.
Speaker 1 (15:10):
It was great. But also we were kind of talking loud,
and I go, Bazer, we're critiquing their houses in front
of their house at a pretty normal volume level. They
could sound travels pretty easily, so they could probably hear
us critiquing their house in their living room right now,
and so then we just kind of whispered from then on.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
You want to know how we know we're getting older
that you go for walks and you criticize other people's houses.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
No, there's a lot of compliments. There's only a couple
of criticisms, I understand. We then criticize the bad fences.
We'd say, oh, that's so hideous, you'd almost want it
more see through. And then we saw one fence that
was so low there's no way it keeps a dog in.
So it's pretty much a pointless fence and they probably
paid fifteen thousand dollars for it.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
It's more about decoration. Yeah, we did the exact same
thing the other day. We were walking through an alley
and there was a fence that what a beautiful a
They did the boards sideways instead of up in vertic,
they did them horizontal, and there's so much room in
between each one that you could clearly just see right
through their backyard. And we sat there and we're like,
(16:11):
I don't really understand that fence, like you can see
right through it. Why would you do that?
Speaker 1 (16:17):
That's what Laura was saying too. She wants it for
the privacy so she can lay out in the back
and the right neighbor doesn't see her hangers. So if
we did get a fence, do you go the hideous route?
But it's gonna give you the most coverage and block
the most people's eyeballs. But some of them look uglier.
Speaker 2 (16:33):
That's but that's what I'm saying. You realize you're old
when you walk around and criticize or compliment other houses
in your neighborhood.
Speaker 1 (16:41):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (16:41):
So, like, we went for a walk this weekend and
I think they're called cherry blossom trees. Oh dude, they
are popping right now. They are beautiful. And we were
just walking around going, wow, look at those they look beautiful.
And she said, when she drives the kids to school's
been stopping going guys, look at these. And they're like,
(17:02):
we know, mom, you've already showed us. That's the difference.
When you were a kid, you didn't give a crap,
You didn't notice the trees. Now that you're older, you
notice the beauty of the trees and the leaves and
the flowers. And the first person to point that out
to me was Batter's Box. What interesting We landed in Atlanta,
(17:25):
Georgia and Georgia all these years ago.
Speaker 1 (17:27):
Are you like crying or choking?
Speaker 2 (17:30):
And it's still throwing me off. I can't hear in
my right ear. It's only my left ear.
Speaker 1 (17:33):
Okay, well, don't let people behind the third wall.
Speaker 2 (17:36):
We are driving down the highway because we're going to
my cousin's wedding this weekend. No years ago, interesting story
to tell. This is the moment I realized Batter's box
was old.
Speaker 1 (17:46):
Here's a story about my life from five years ago.
Speaker 2 (17:49):
We got it. We're driving down the highway and he goes, guys,
look at how beautiful the trees are in Atlanta.
Speaker 1 (17:57):
This has been heard before.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
And I was like, wow, you are old as crap, dude.
He goes, no, look at how beautiful they are. And
from that point on, whenever anybody in our family would
be somewhere and see a big, old, gorgeous tree, we
texted to him and be like, dude, look at this tree.
Speaker 1 (18:15):
He could never live it down.
Speaker 2 (18:16):
And that was the first moment I realized, Damn, he's old.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
Yeah, but I mean, you don't want to be twenty
two year entire life? Do you want to age em?
Speaker 2 (18:26):
I mean, if I could.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
I mean, I just had to talk with Baser. I go,
I don't even miss the apartment. Maybe we will a
little bit when it's summertime in the pools rock and yes,
right as of right now, it's been two months, don't
even care about it. It Actually it was a little
sad justin this weekend. He was going to the West side.
I saw you. You were going to the north side.
But the physical actual apartment of grown on from that.
(18:47):
Most people grow out of that way sooner. It took
us a little bit later.
Speaker 2 (18:50):
But it's okay. I'm proud of you, and I might
have to know how you slept last night, but man,
we gotta take a break, so I don't know. If
I'm gonna find out how you slept last night, We'll
be right back. Dude.
Speaker 1 (19:02):
Hilarious you even asked me because I went to bed
at four in the afternoon and woke up at midnight.
He's the best I've ever slept. Woke up to a
dog barking, and texted Bazer this morning. I want to
make sure it's the exact text. I don't want to
read something incorrectly. Okay, if that matters to you.
Speaker 2 (19:20):
Go ahead, I would I we are a factually accurate show,
so we do not want to report anything inaccurate.
Speaker 1 (19:27):
And also, speaking of getting old, I go some three
h one am. I texted her some dog across the
street barked all night, shaking my head face. At six
thirty nine am, she said I heard that too, and
then I texted her did you sleep good? And then
(19:48):
she went onto something else and EVER even responded, I
almost did our segment, not even on a podcast, how
did you sleep?
Speaker 2 (19:55):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (19:56):
Well, yeah, I slept great. Dog barking, yeah. Me.
Speaker 2 (20:00):
We had a busy weekend and so the kids were
definitely overtired. And my five year old last night. First
he woke up at eleven forty five pm.
Speaker 1 (20:14):
He woke up when I was getting up exactly. It's crazy, dude,
we're all intertwined in our time.
Speaker 2 (20:21):
It's wild. How you said that. I'm like, wow. Ray
got up fifteen minutes later when I was trying to
get back into bed after comforting the five year old,
and I went down there and I'm like, hey, Bud,
what's wrong.
Speaker 1 (20:31):
What's wrong?
Speaker 2 (20:33):
He's like, I had kind of a bad dream, and
I was like, well, what was it about you? I
don't remember, but it had crying in it. Were there
any And I'm like, okay, cool, and he's like I
was like, I can go back to bed. Now, you
can go back to bed. He's like all right, and
he goes back to bed.
Speaker 1 (20:50):
Well, and you know, we have so much more experiences
in our head. He probably only dreams about you, your wife,
and a kid from school. He doesn't know all the
stuff we know. We know about tear and storms and
scary stuff. Dude. He dreams about a ton less stuff
than you would.
Speaker 2 (21:05):
I wonder if he dreams about things like dinosaurs.
Speaker 1 (21:08):
Typically, right, it's bikinis for me.
Speaker 2 (21:09):
Astro or octonots, you know, things he watches. Yes, has
to like your animals, dude. Their dreams must be so
boring because they don't know words. All they dream is
some images, food, sleep. They don't leave our houses.
Speaker 1 (21:23):
I mean, dude, animals dreams must be so simple. It's
the same thing every time. It's just them chasing a squirrel.
Speaker 2 (21:30):
You might be right. I mean, so you're telling me
my five year old last night wasn't dreaming about winning
the March Madness bracket. He was dreaming about something else.
Speaker 1 (21:38):
Yeah, Johnny at school or you or your wife, most
likely every night that he dreams about. So when he
says he didn't know, it was probably you he dreamed about.
Speaker 2 (21:45):
So then I go back to bed, right two fifteen am.
Speaker 1 (21:49):
Cheese.
Speaker 2 (21:53):
I hear it again. My oh man, go downstairs. What's up, bud?
Speaker 1 (21:57):
What's up dude?
Speaker 2 (21:58):
We were burning the midnight oil, we were.
Speaker 1 (22:03):
How did you sleep? Is a great segment.
Speaker 2 (22:05):
I'm like, oh man, this is not a good start
to the week. But whatever, let's see what's wrong. What's wrong, buddy,
goes Dad. I was crying in my dream again, and
I just woke up and I'm still crying and I
don't know why. And I'm like, it's okay, but are
you okay? Yeah, yeah, it's okay. And at that point,
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my two year old pops up, Dada, da dad, and
I'm like, go back to bed.
Speaker 1 (22:30):
You gotta go in in disguise, dude, it's not me.
I'm a robber.
Speaker 2 (22:33):
And I am like, all right, cool, cool, it's all right.
Just go back to ben. He goes back to bed.
So then I go up to go to sleep.
Speaker 1 (22:41):
Uh wife not checking on him or you guys in here.
Speaker 2 (22:44):
Crap, she heard me come back in the room. She goes,
what what I said? He was crying. I didn't hear it.
Speaker 1 (22:49):
We just got robbed. I'm kidding. It was the kids.
Why don't you get up next time?
Speaker 2 (22:53):
So I was like, all right, cool, so I and
then I go back to bed. And this is where
it gets back. This is where it gets bad.
Speaker 1 (23:02):
The wind. What is it again?
Speaker 2 (23:03):
I'm dreaming that we're on a road trip the family, okay,
And we pull up at a stoplight and there's a
big rig next.
Speaker 1 (23:13):
To us, one of our listeners, no Less.
Speaker 2 (23:18):
And I look in the cab and it's mother Colby
White driving the big rig.
Speaker 1 (23:23):
Ah.
Speaker 2 (23:25):
We were in the middle of Ohio, out of stop
light and Colby is driving the big rig next to me.
And I was like, holy crab, that's Colby and I
rolled down the window. Caldy cal Day, the MVP, the MVP.
Speaker 1 (23:40):
You dream about our guy listening?
Speaker 2 (23:42):
Dude, That is where I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (23:43):
It was Tomorrow Cat Dick.
Speaker 2 (23:47):
Marko from the Bronx. Dude, that is what I'm saying.
It was so awkward. But here's the best part. Colby
must have been jamming or something. He just stared straight
ahead and never looked and kept on going good driver,
My turned green and he just kept going yeah. And
I woke up this morning and I was like, do
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I admit that Kolbe White was in my freaking dream?
Speaker 1 (24:12):
Gotta do it.
Speaker 2 (24:13):
I can't hide behind the fact that Kolbe White was
in my dream.
Speaker 1 (24:15):
I mean, did he recently comment on Facebook? Why is
his face image? Because it's all about images that you
see through the day, that probably is what you dream about.
How the hell did you think about him during the day.
Speaker 2 (24:26):
I don't know. That's weird. It was so ranch. Why
did I dream about a road trip? I pull up
next to a semi and I see Kolby. Thought you
didn't have a car. We're on the Big Show. I
have a car. Thought it was broke down. I have
you listened? It runs still. It says I need a
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new engine, but it still runs. Ray.
Speaker 1 (24:49):
In my dream, I was leaving a gated community.
Speaker 2 (24:51):
And we're driving my wife car. When we go on
a road trip, we take my wife's car, right, so, oh,
I know the exact car. It was loaded up with
about ive car seats last time I saw it. Correct,
that's the one.
Speaker 1 (25:02):
You couldn't even fit humans in it. It was just
a bunch of little kid bots.
Speaker 2 (25:06):
That's correct. So I am just like this is so weird,
and I wake up whatever. That's it. That's how I slept.
Still a little tired today, but that's okay.
Speaker 1 (25:19):
In Sat Patty's Day falling on a Sunday, I thought,
cruising up by midtown, there's can be green people still partying. Dude,
they must have shut that thing down. At eleven thirty.
There wasn't one person up. Every place was boarded closed.
Speaker 2 (25:32):
Oh, I thought Saint Patty's Day was Saturday.
Speaker 1 (25:34):
Was Sunday. They celebrated all weekend. Yeah, I gotta be real.
I never really even knew if it was. But I
posted these green mimosas with Baser, and I go, hey,
it is Saint Patty's Day today, right, I mean, I
still don't know if it literally was Saint Patty's Day yesterday.
Speaker 2 (25:49):
I don't know. I don't know it was Saturday Sunday.
Speaker 1 (25:51):
I don't.
Speaker 2 (25:51):
I have no clue because I was.
Speaker 1 (25:52):
Pretty sure it was Sunday, and I just kind of
went with I thought I saw it. I think somebody
told me Saint Patty's Day Sunday. I never literally looked
it up on Wikipedia.
Speaker 2 (26:02):
Though, in my world, Saint Patty's Day is just another
day now when you have three kids, Saint Patti Day.
St Patty's Day isn't what it used to be.
Speaker 1 (26:10):
I gotta get the picture from baser boy. Was I
really trying to play house back in the day? She
had a memory come up on Facebook. Dude, I had
a green mustache on. I was wearing these these green
chains on. I think I had a green stocking cap.
I go, dude, how hard was I trying to land you?
I would never wear all that green now.
Speaker 2 (26:28):
Dude, I mean we used to go to dinner.
Speaker 1 (26:30):
Who the fuck is that guy? Is that guy? She
showed me the picture of the money.
Speaker 2 (26:41):
I usually used to go to dinner with Kathleen. It's
her birthday weekend. I don't know like Kathleen's birth date,
but I know it was Saint Patti's Day weekend because
we always and I think it was on Saint Patti's
Day because we'd always go to Bennigan's in Austin, which
was a Irish restaurant, and I'll never forget we went
to the one right down on Barton Springs and the
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guy is carrying a tray full of food and there's
a long, a big wait, a lot of people standing around,
and he dropped a plate of food right on this dude,
all over his green shirt.
Speaker 1 (27:13):
There's no coming back.
Speaker 2 (27:14):
And we were there for Kathleen's birthday, so I will
always remember Kathleen's birthday.
Speaker 1 (27:18):
Well, was it Kathleen's birthday yesterday?
Speaker 2 (27:20):
I don't know which day it was. I forgot to
text her. I'm going to text her right now.
Speaker 1 (27:24):
And does Saint Patti's Day always fall on the same
date or is it always the third Sunday in March
or something? You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (27:32):
Oh, that's a great it's one of those I'll ask her,
happy belated birthday was I'm not sure it was your
birthday yesterday or Saturday, but I know it was your
birthday this weekend period. I will always remember your birthday
because of Saint Patti's Day. I don't know if Saint
Patty's Day always falls on your birthday or just around
your birthday, because I don't know if Saint Patty's Day
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is the same day. Hope you're doing well, okay, and
and send coach that message had a beginning, a middle,
and not an end. No, I said, I hope you're
doing well.
Speaker 1 (28:06):
One of my buddies. It was partying with him this weekend.
Everybody's like, oh, who has green on? I didn't wear green,
but case in point, I'm telling you I don't do that.
I don't play that anymore. Yeah, but no, my boy goes, oh,
I'm wearing green and shows me as boxers.
Speaker 2 (28:19):
I'm like, I thought I was gonna say, showed you
his peen?
Speaker 1 (28:21):
Mean he kind of did. He goes, I'm wearing green.
I was like, awesome, there's yeah. No other buddy, I'm like,
there's your solong. Great, thanks for proving it.
Speaker 2 (28:29):
Also another reason I know that I'm a little more
tuned out. And my dad is kind of right in life.
And he tends to be right in life when he
tells me things like when I talk about how much
I care about sports and my team's doing well and
being such a huge fan, and goes, man, did Kansas
make it? Kansas made it? Did Vandy make it? Vandy
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didn't make it?
Speaker 1 (28:52):
Continue your story?
Speaker 2 (28:54):
And he says, you just won't care as much when
you have kids. And I always want to believe him.
I always want to think he's right, But the emotional
investment I have in my teams will will diminish.
Speaker 1 (29:05):
I don't love wenbyamare.
Speaker 2 (29:07):
No part of it was true yesterday because I got
a text from Justin but not your Justin, and he
was like, holy crap. He said, how is Auburn and
Iowa state in the same region as Yukon? And I said, what,
Oh damn, the bracket's already coming out. Totally missed it, dude,
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I said, I missed.
Speaker 1 (29:31):
What'd you think it was Selection Tuesday?
Speaker 2 (29:33):
No? No, I didn't know.
Speaker 1 (29:34):
Isn't it always Selection Wednesday.
Speaker 2 (29:36):
I didn't realize what time it was. And I usually
am in front of the TV at that time watching
the bracket reveal, but when you have three kids, I
didn't realize what time it was. I was like, oh, damn,
I've already missed it.
Speaker 1 (29:50):
I don't worry. Clark Kellogg was all over the TV.
Speaker 2 (29:53):
So what was I doing at that time? I was
sitting on the front porch because we went to a
neighbors like two weeks ag go.
Speaker 1 (30:00):
Oh we sound sold man, We've sold continue.
Speaker 2 (30:04):
And I left my sore Losers Coaches convention water bottle
over there, and I realized it when I was walking
back from their house. I was like, hey, I left
my water bottle. They was like, we'll put it on
the front porch tomorrow, and I totally forgot about it.
That was still over two weeks ago.
Speaker 1 (30:19):
It's just been sitting on their front porch.
Speaker 2 (30:21):
And yesterday I get a knock, knock, knock on the
front door.
Speaker 1 (30:25):
Hey, jackass, are you ever gonna come get this thing?
Speaker 2 (30:27):
And it's the neighbor. He's brought two of his kids
and his dog on a walk and they were dropping
off the water bottle.
Speaker 1 (30:34):
They're like very responsible for this.
Speaker 2 (30:38):
They're like, hey man, there's been sitting on the porch
for a while, just wondering if you wanted it back.
And I'm like, oh yeah, man, totally forgot about it. Thanks,
and I thought that would be it. And then he
just sat down on the porch. He pulled a beer
out of his pocket, and his dog hung out on
the porch. We sat there, the kids ran around in
the guard for a while, and that's when Justin's text
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started coming in. After that neighbor being there for like thirty.
Speaker 1 (31:01):
Minutes, nothing like a pocket beer.
Speaker 2 (31:03):
And I'm like, huh, man, I'm sitting here talking to
my neighbor while the kids run around in the front yard,
and I missed the bracket reveal, so I have not
studied the bracket like I usually do. I can come
in here and tell you who's playing who, Like I
don't know who? You said Tennessee plays who Saint Peter's Yeah,
I know, Kansas place Samford. I don't know really much else.
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I know Texas if they win and Tennessee wins, they
play in the second round.
Speaker 1 (31:29):
I know that. Yes, I know.
Speaker 2 (31:32):
Yukon, Auburn, and Iowa State are all in the same region.
Don't know who they play. Kentucky's over playing sub I
don't know. I don't have it broken down. I think
Kentucky's in the same region as Houston.
Speaker 1 (31:50):
Well, I would know. I tried to do the printable
bracket this morning with the printer was all cocked up,
so I still haven't printed one out.
Speaker 2 (31:58):
So, yes, I'm excited, like I'm pumped. But all I
read online about the tournament so far is everybody's picking Yukon.
Everybody loves Yukon, and Kansas better be on upset alert
because Samford is one of the better three point shooting
teams in the country and they press you for forty
minutes and they're going to cause a lot of turnovers.
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I'm like, great, here we go for losing to A
thirteen Kansas. Great.
Speaker 1 (32:23):
Yeah. The bracket though, it is, it's it's different. I
believe that who does have a really easy route not Yukon.
Yukon's got to go through some people.
Speaker 2 (32:33):
That's what they were saying. But I haven't, Like I said,
I don't know exactly who they have to go. I
know they have to play in the same region as Oh,
it's Auburn, that's it. It's Auburn. No, I already said
that Auburn, Iowa State.
Speaker 1 (32:46):
Yeah, man, sound confident in it. You should be breaking
it down on TV right now.
Speaker 2 (32:51):
Yeah. I don't know, dude.
Speaker 1 (32:52):
These guys on TV apparently picked perfect brackets and you
can't even name regions.
Speaker 2 (32:57):
Yeah, I just know that everybody was complaining was like
conference champions were all in the same bracket and it
was Iowa State at Auburn and Yukon.
Speaker 1 (33:05):
Dude, Houston got housed. Dude, we were at the bar
and I go, hey, their TV's a little fuzzy or
my eyes are fuzzy? Are they? Is Houston down by
thirty dude, Justin Bettett minus five, and I go I
texted him the next day Justin's lost like twelve bets
in a row. I text him next day. I say, hey, man,
I was drinking a little bit. When did you stop
watching that Houston game? And he was like, I stopped
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watching it. Tip Off said they must have just got
the doors blown off the whole time.
Speaker 2 (33:32):
Right, And this is that's what's so funny is because
I start believing, Okay, Tennessee can win it all. They
lose to Kentucky. They win a couple a game in
the SEC tournament, and then they lose again. I'm like, Okay,
well maybe they're not so good, but Houston is freaking phenomenal.
And then I look up the score. I didn't see
the game. They got blown out by like twenty seven.
I'm like, oh, so maybe they're not so good.
Speaker 1 (33:54):
Damn. It does change though, my view on things. I
gotta look at the bracket again. But there's some there's
an easy region. I'm pretty sure it's not for Auburn.
Maybe it's Kentucky.
Speaker 2 (34:04):
No, because Kentucky's in with Houston. I know that.
Speaker 1 (34:07):
I don't know who else. I well, I'm glad we
looked at a bracket before we did the pot.
Speaker 2 (34:11):
No. I think, okay, this is the top three teams
in that region are Houston, Kentucky and Marquette. See, so
that's not an easy path, and I like Marquette. I
told you Michigan State first glance dude Sparty might be
going to the championship. I don't think they play anybody
until the finals. Really, Yeah, they have three simple games.
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What seed are they nine? Ish? I think, well, then
they'd had to play a one seed the second round.
Speaker 1 (34:37):
Yeah, I don't think they play anybody until the championship.
Speaker 2 (34:40):
Damn. Okay, Yeah, like I told you. After Marquette beat
Kansas in the first two weeks of the season, I
was like, dude, Marquette can win the national title. But
they're a little point guard, little cold collect.
Speaker 1 (34:51):
They always have point guards.
Speaker 2 (34:52):
The little white guy, he's been hurt and so I
don't know how healthy he is. Last year, apparently he
tried to play with a fractured hand NCAA tournament. That's
why they sucked. The dude hadn't played in life three
weeks because he hurt his stomach. And now, my is
he really gonna be good to go. How can I
bet on him? How do I know?
Speaker 1 (35:09):
Dude? Did you see uh Saint John's in Oklahoma? They're
all crying like a little but then they did just
declined the invite to the IT. They're like, oh, we're good.
Speaker 2 (35:18):
Now we'll pass. Yeah, we're good. Like, hey, our seniors
they don't want to play any more games. And I
get it because you're how hyped are you going to
be to play in the n IT. Smaller schools like
Indiana State get it. They want to play the NIT
because they want more games. When you're looking national time
like Saint John's, we're a bit, but why not get
your younger player some minutes on the court, develop them
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a little bit, try it. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (35:40):
Start vacation early, that's true. Start recruiting el duncan, dude,
that's who our girl, Christina kats By ninety works for.
Speaker 2 (35:48):
Oh she works for her still.
Speaker 1 (35:50):
She have a TV show that she launched or something.
Speaker 2 (35:52):
I didn't know that.
Speaker 1 (35:53):
Look at her punching the screen.
Speaker 2 (35:55):
She just punching her hand but not the screen. But yeah,
we're gonna take a break. I mean, now that we
broke down the bracket, and.
Speaker 1 (36:01):
That constitutes is breaking it down.
Speaker 2 (36:03):
Yeah, but I got a way. When you fill out
your bracket, you can win one hundred thousand dollars. We'll
be right back.
Speaker 1 (36:10):
We're gonna pay that dude. That would be us to
have a bracket challenge and we end up having to
pay somebody out of our own pocket and losing like
a thousand dollars.
Speaker 2 (36:20):
Yeah, and I got a response from Kathleen, thank you.
It's on Saint Patti's Day. In true old people fashion,
I helped my husband lay grass because we got a pool,
and now it's up to us to get our backyard
back to normal. Loki Flex, let us know next time
you're in town. We'd love to see you in the fam. Kathleen.
Speaker 1 (36:38):
There you go, dude, I just thought of it. I
had to make the walk a shame like your neighbor
did with your water bottle. We had the neighbors over
on Saturday night for a little bit. Yeah, Check left
her phone.
Speaker 2 (36:48):
The one's on your right or your left.
Speaker 1 (36:50):
Let's say right. Check left her phone, left her tequila glass.
Next morning, people need their phone. You know you can't
return it at five in the afternoon, So I go.
I had to go over. They're placed at eight thirty
in the morning on the front door. They're in their pajamas. Oh, hello,
good to meet you. And now see you in your pajamas.
You know, I'm saying husbands in the background, shirts off.
I'm like, oh, we're all really seeing a lot about
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each other. Their friend was or a cousin or something
was over. He's like just waking up. I'm like, hey, guys,
just met you, but I already seen you waking up.
Speaker 2 (37:19):
You just met them and you already had them over
for tequila night. Yeah, that's legit.
Speaker 1 (37:24):
A day of drinking. I'd never met the husband in
loregos Bazer. Hey, we're we're gonna meet the neighbors. I
want you to meet a husband. I go, great, I'm
in real good shape. Should be a perfect time. I'm
primed to go meet somebody right now.
Speaker 2 (37:36):
How was he?
Speaker 1 (37:37):
It was fine? But she she was drunk?
Speaker 2 (37:39):
Wait?
Speaker 1 (37:39):
How was he was he? You're is he cool? Is
he he's cool? You're talking sports? I told you they
got that huge setup for UFC. They're big into horse betting.
They like UFC, massive baseball fans. They've been to twenty
eight to the thirty eighth stadium, thirty stadiums. But yeah,
his wife was so drunk. I think when it's me
saying somebody's drunk, I'm like, wow, thank god, it's not
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me for once.
Speaker 2 (38:00):
But does he golf?
Speaker 1 (38:03):
He's kind of a beginner. But I explain it to
him the way I explained to everybody. The only thing
that separates me you is ten yards. Everybody's just about
the same.
Speaker 2 (38:12):
We're all about equal.
Speaker 1 (38:13):
Brother. The difference between driving me and you and him
ten yards, that's right. But you hit it straight and
he hits it cock eyed.
Speaker 2 (38:21):
But I'm just trying to figure out if you have
a replacement for justin out in the country, that this
may be potential.
Speaker 1 (38:26):
No, I'm not trying to replace people, but yeah it was.
It was awesome man, seeing him for a breakfast, a
breakfast and coffee the next morning.
Speaker 2 (38:33):
Now you want your shot at one hundred thousand dollars
in a bracket challenge.
Speaker 1 (38:36):
Pretty sure there's ones out there for a million.
Speaker 2 (38:38):
But yeah, this is a Pepsi one. But this is
called the zero right Bracket Challenge. Pepsi. This is fantastic.
This is absolutely fantastic. What a great promo because everybody's
gonna talk about it. Everybody's gonna do it for one
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hundred thousand dollars. This is so smart by them.
Speaker 1 (39:02):
It's smart. But I bet I don't hear about it
one other time other than you.
Speaker 2 (39:06):
I disagree.
Speaker 1 (39:07):
I bet just will never text me about it.
Speaker 2 (39:11):
He might pick the most unlikely teams to advance in
college basketball's biggest tourney, and you can take home a
free one hundred thousand dollars. You try to get zero right.
If you get zero right, you win one hundred thousand dollars.
Speaker 1 (39:27):
Dude, I'm texting Justin. This is perfect for him. He
hasn't won a bet in twelve days exactly. And here's
the thing.
Speaker 2 (39:32):
If nobody gets zero right, it's whoever gets the least
right wins the one hundred thousand dollars. So right now
I'm telling you I will have all sixteen seeds in
the final four.
Speaker 1 (39:46):
Well, then everybody's gonna do that.
Speaker 2 (39:48):
But in the middle games you got to figure out
who it is. That's where it's gonna matter. The eight nines,
the five twelves. So if you can get the worst
bracket possible, you win one hundred thousand dollars.
Speaker 1 (39:58):
Text with Justin I don't know if the this was
a second it is he said, Hey, Hugh, you literally
texted this. This is what I woke up to. Hey,
you are we doing a March Madness pool or what?
And I said, I'm doing a family one. And then
I just said, PEPSI is doing a bracket where you
try to get zero right, perfect fit for you. I
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love it. I love it. Oh that's good.
Speaker 2 (40:28):
That is awesome. And then hey, then the worst one
I saw this weekend, I think it was Kent State.
They make a basket to go up one with like
five seconds to go. The dude on their team thinks
they're down one, and so they pushed the ball, so
he fouls intentionally. Dude.
Speaker 1 (40:52):
That's worse than Chris Weber.
Speaker 2 (40:53):
Call a timeout, dude, and the guy sings two free
throws and they lose by one. Yeah, oh my gosh.
Speaker 1 (41:03):
Maybe it was tough to see the score in the
arena or something like that.
Speaker 2 (41:06):
But everybody's getting back on defense and he's the only
one that runs up and just grabs the guy after
they inbound the ball. Dude, you could daydream at any
moment he decided to right then. I mean, if you
daydream you're gonna do some pretty fed up stuff. That's
why when I do my audio stuff, I have to
pay attention, because dude, if I daydream, i'd record like
some porn and bones would call for a clip and
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be a porno.
Speaker 1 (41:28):
I mean, if you daydream, you'd f stuff up all
the time.
Speaker 2 (41:31):
I was just like, dude, this is I mean, I
I don't even care about the team. I don't care
about but that one was just like, oh my god, Like, how.
Speaker 1 (41:42):
Do you explain that one away?
Speaker 2 (41:44):
I don't know how. When you go back in the
locker room, you're like, hey, I want to do a
quick foul. At times out better and so then we'll
get the ball down. Like you go in the locker
room and everybody and I understand it's a team sport,
but you have to think everybody in that locker room
and it's are like a fumble. Everybody's always walking up
the guy patting him on the shoulder. Oh it's okay,
we got you, we got you, we love you. But
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deep down those people have to be like, man, you
like what the like you cost us a chance to
go dance that brutal you.
Speaker 1 (42:17):
Always want to dance with the girl that danced, you're
a They still haven't found the kid in Nashville. Riley
is that his name?
Speaker 2 (42:26):
Riley? Dude?
Speaker 1 (42:27):
The billboards where everybody blasted up for two weeks.
Speaker 2 (42:31):
They're all over the place.
Speaker 1 (42:34):
You see these dumb asses though for TikTok. How they're
going down there and acting like they're investigators.
Speaker 2 (42:41):
But they're the ones that found the debit card.
Speaker 3 (42:42):
I know.
Speaker 1 (42:43):
But if I was the actual investigators, I would be like, uh, hey,
do you mind getting the away from my crime scene?
Speaker 2 (42:50):
But that tells me the investigators just kind of walked by.
Look didn't see them. Did they really pick up all
that trash that's under there and look for his stuff?
They didn't, obviously, because these people on TikTok did.
Speaker 1 (43:02):
Can you imagine though, somebody just came and helped us
with our job. Hey, I'm here to help you load audio.
I'm from TikTok. Cool. Great, see at two am load away.
I'll just sleep on the couch. People are doing the
job for the investigators. Yeah, and like some of these
dumbass are like falling around and stuff. I'm like, guys,
you realize that's potentially how he died, falling down that
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cliff area into the water and now you're going the
exact same route that he did. The only difference is
he probably was ten drinks deeper.
Speaker 2 (43:29):
Then it makes me think, if that's where they found
the debit card, do they start looking at the side
of the hill to see if there's like mashed down
like branches, Like.
Speaker 1 (43:38):
It's gonna be a bunch of foot traffic, like you.
Speaker 2 (43:40):
Know what I mean, Like if he had if he
fell down the side of the thing, there's gonna be
branches and leaves and like there's gonna be a path
that he had to fall. So I'm assuming branches break,
so you should be able to tell that he went
into the water.
Speaker 1 (43:55):
I know what you're saying. But have you seen the
video and pictures? Dude? There's so much landfill shit, it's
pretty groat. I mean, guys, how did we let our
city look like that? Have we not had a what
is it called adopt a my adopta under the bridge,
adopt a cliff or something? I mean, dude, that looks terrible,
but it obviously has to be like a homeless kid.
It is, but you can you clean it up. There's
(44:16):
there's no organizations that go around with trash bags.
Speaker 2 (44:19):
Do you think I think he fell because the debit
card still being there? Let's think has me thinking he fell.
If he was robbed and then pushed in, the debit
card wouldn't be there. It would have been spent. People
would have been using it to rack up charge.
Speaker 1 (44:34):
I heard you say that somewhere else. It slips my mind.
Speaker 2 (44:36):
Oh yeah, but I didn't get your opinion.
Speaker 1 (44:42):
Ray, I'm giving you the say of Greek gurget dating
the same take. I had two hours a come. But no,
that is a great point, Like you could almost ninety
nine percent rule out being robbed because they found the
bank card. So if you robbed him, you would still
have the bank card in your pocket. It wouldn't just
be thrown in the bushes.
Speaker 2 (44:58):
Right, And there would have been charging to it, like
they're not gonna just not use it, like they're gonna
go and buy something.
Speaker 1 (45:06):
And also, I mean I could be a little off
basin saying this. I just wish it was ramped up
in the day the two days after he was missing.
I mean, guys were in day ten and now they
say boat searches every billboard says Riley, Riley, guys, I
would have appreciated this on Sunday morning the day after.
Speaker 2 (45:23):
Yeah, but it's hard to get the word out there.
It's hard to rally. Yeah, it takes a while to spread,
to gain momentum. That's what the weird part is is
the farther way you get, the more momentum and press
it gets.
Speaker 1 (45:34):
And dude, did you see they found a body? Yeah, dude,
I told you that river has them. Dude, my wife
we found a body. It wasn't him, it was another body. Like,
good gosh, what is happening in that river?
Speaker 2 (45:47):
My wife was like, oh, my gosh, they found they
found a body. She goes, oh, but it's by whatever
bridge it was.
Speaker 1 (45:56):
She grabshack the Cumberland River, the pedestrian bridge.
Speaker 2 (45:59):
Nah, but she was like, I feel like that's north
of where he was. And she goes, which way does
the Cumberland flow?
Speaker 1 (46:05):
And I was like, I think it flows that I
don't know, and so wes Alpha Male from the west
side of Nashville. It flows to the west.
Speaker 2 (46:13):
It flows to the west.
Speaker 1 (46:15):
Actually thought it flowed east and.
Speaker 2 (46:18):
Where the body was was farther up west.
Speaker 1 (46:20):
I don't know, bro. I lived there for five years
and I don't know which way that river flowed, That's
what I'm saying. I think it flowed.
Speaker 2 (46:27):
I thought it's ever changing as it flows.
Speaker 1 (46:30):
Yeah, did the water come to me or go away
from me?
Speaker 2 (46:35):
That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (46:37):
Oh, I have the picture is my screen? Well that
which way is that water going?
Speaker 2 (46:44):
It's a picture, bro, I don't know. It's not a video,
all right. And maybe the funniest thing I saw on
the internet last night was when Grady Dick exchanged jerseys.
Speaker 1 (46:55):
I didn't understand the clip for the first fifteen seconds.
Oh my god, dude, and then at the last second
I realized, Oh, it's because you're the guy's last name
was Black and his last name is Dick.
Speaker 2 (47:06):
And they stood next to each other. Wow, that pretty
damn funny.
Speaker 1 (47:11):
But I mean, any guy can exchange with Dick. It's like,
I mean, they were saying he should or James Dick.
Speaker 2 (47:19):
No, that's not good. They were saying that because there's
a guy named Jalen Suggs. They were saying he should
have put got Suggs is Sugs Dick?
Speaker 1 (47:30):
Is there any other ones?
Speaker 2 (47:32):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (47:32):
Let's see don Dick.
Speaker 2 (47:34):
Let's see I No, let me see what else there is.
I mean, that is so funny, ming Dick. No, that's
not funny.
Speaker 1 (47:47):
Uh oh, why who's another NBA guy?
Speaker 2 (47:53):
That's what I'm trying to think.
Speaker 1 (47:55):
Oh when Beyama Dick, that's not that good.
Speaker 2 (47:58):
It's not a good one.
Speaker 1 (48:01):
Holme grin, No, there's no funny. That's really the only
funny one in the NBA. He found the one guy
that can.
Speaker 2 (48:08):
Well, no sugs would have been hilarious. Uh who else
is in the NBA that could be funny? Pippin No,
Jordan Day No Jordan nope, Clarkson nope, Marketing nope, Joki nope,
Murray nope. I mean, if there's someone named Moore, there
(48:32):
you go. But I don't is there anybody in the
NBA with last name More? Has to be it's a
very common name. I understand that, but that doesn't mean
it has to be.
Speaker 1 (48:42):
I guarantee you there's one guy in the NBA that
has the last name More. I bet you not betting.
I can't lose money before March madness, So.
Speaker 2 (48:50):
I'm saying I don't know. All Right, Happy Monday, guys,
We're out of here.
Speaker 1 (48:54):
Be our worst one ever.
Speaker 2 (48:55):
No, this dude, we got scammed out of three thousand
dollars in the beginning.
Speaker 1 (48:58):
Oh in congrats dude too. Remember on Friday when we
wasted it, we used our own time, We spent money
to park in the parking garage. We went down there
for March Madness and we filmed stuff for two hours
down there. Yeah, actually forty three. That's why it was
only ten dollars. Remember we did all that time, and
then I put the video together that night. Yeah, four
hundred views. Oh, not even worth our time.
Speaker 2 (49:21):
People didn't like it, man, It's all right, no, Actually,
you want to know how I screwed up? Oh I
posted it at eleven pm, so you got to post
it at a good time. Yes, And this is so stupid.
Just so you know, the transfer portal is open in
college basketball. Guys. These kids don't need to be transferring
right now. They have March Madness to worry about. These
(49:43):
coaches don't need to be trying to recruit these players.
So stupid, so dumb. Wait till make it after the
tournament when people can transfer, so dumb.
Speaker 1 (49:51):
All right, this is going to be the first March
Madness where a kid sits out in IL for some reason,
in IL where he wants more money or yeah, that's right,
I got I think Sparta wins it all or Iowa
State all right, dude. A lot of teams got left out.
Ohio State justin, they sucked bones. Arkansas left out Kansas.
Speaker 2 (50:16):
They're in.
Speaker 1 (50:17):
You guys are in.
Speaker 2 (50:18):
We'll be out pretty quick, dude.
Speaker 1 (50:19):
I didn't. I wasn't for sure the boals were going
to get in because they got housed on Friday night.
Speaker 2 (50:23):
Yeah. I don't think they're gonna drop that far, but yeah,
they could have been left out. Dude.
Speaker 1 (50:28):
That would have been a shocker. You know, you're out, guys.
You looked so bad in your conference tournament. We left
you out. Yeah, Houston should have got left out. That
was bad, dude. It was one of those where you
looked up at the bar at the score and it
just put a gross taste in your mouth. I was
just like, what is wrong with? What is right
Yep. Not happy about it. Oh the wolves No, No,
that was known from Friday when they lost. Sounds like shit.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Yeah, I will talk yo, talk again yo. Yeah, one
of yours louder than the other. But whatever I know?
Speaker 1 (00:19):
Yo? Is that my voice?
Speaker 2 (00:20):
No? Your voice is good, dude. You sound worse. You've
sounded worst, yo, Yo. Check check check out my melody.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
I want to live good ship.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
On top of the four seasons. Yeah, my right ear
is not working.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
Really? Yeah, what a weird day? Well do you want
me just try and die?
Speaker 2 (00:37):
No? No, I don't think it's the dial dude, like
I can. It comes in solid in the Yeah. Yeah yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
Well you got the cops calling you?
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Yeah? I do. Got someone calling me. I'm gonna answer it.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
Well, probably hello tax information. Hello, it's a fake call.
Hang up?
Speaker 2 (00:56):
Wait please hold for what?
Speaker 3 (01:00):
Uh? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:01):
Do you want to sell the property on Trople?
Speaker 3 (01:06):
I am calling on a recorded line.
Speaker 4 (01:09):
I talked to Stephen Chapel.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
Say what, there's your real name?
Speaker 2 (01:15):
Yeah? I talked to Stephen chap Yeah, what do you need?
Speaker 3 (01:20):
I want to talk to Stephen's Chapel and regards to
his personal business matter.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
Yeah, this is him businessman making business deals. Want to
make that money.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
You are Stephen Chapels, correct, Yes, well, I'm calling you
to inform you incally bank has referred your account to
Transport system Thing for resolution. This is an attempt to
collect the debt and any information thing will be used
for that.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
You're in debt.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
Communications from a debt collector calling from Transport Systems Thing.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
You lost money?
Speaker 3 (01:57):
It helps usolve your PayPal masterc of the Thinks need
back for a ballance of three thousand and thirty dollars
three games to do this account.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Wait, I'm three thousand in debt. I owed three thousand.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
Dollars, three thousand, thirty dollars.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
Oh my gosh, I can cover the thirty dollars credit card?
Speaker 2 (02:22):
Oh PayPal?
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Oh no, what'd you buy porn? So?
Speaker 2 (02:27):
So, so what do I need to do? Do I
need to like?
Speaker 1 (02:29):
What for? What?
Speaker 2 (02:30):
What were the charges for?
Speaker 1 (02:32):
Oh? No, sir, only fans.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
I'm sorry, I said what what are the charges for?
I didn't realize I have that information. Oh you know,
you just know that I owe three thousand dollars.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
It's ten years of back payments for Cinemax.
Speaker 4 (02:46):
I can get a copy of sages to be sent
out to you.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
Yeah, just we have his one and vice circles Kyle
six to seven eight six zero.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Yeah, that's it is a gambling related is it?
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Yeah? Does it have my gambling losses on there? Is that?
What this is from? I said? Is this from me
online gambling.
Speaker 4 (03:06):
Or as at out of monster?
Speaker 2 (03:14):
Okay? So what do I need to do? Do I
need to give you my bank account and you just
get the three thousand from there? Or what do I
need to do?
Speaker 4 (03:24):
I can help you to batnce today.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
You can try to do sore loser's account. There's probably
ten dollars in there.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
Okay, yeah, so do I what do I need?
Speaker 1 (03:32):
Do I need to like?
Speaker 2 (03:33):
Can I wire transfer it to you?
Speaker 4 (03:37):
It can help you to set up at this point,
ask if we.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
Can meet in the back alley? Okay?
Speaker 2 (03:41):
Can can I meet you outside the subway?
Speaker 1 (03:43):
In cash?
Speaker 2 (03:44):
Give it to you in a bag and a douffle
bag of cash? No? Okay? Payment?
Speaker 1 (03:49):
Bitcoin?
Speaker 2 (03:50):
Do you do you take bitcoin? No?
Speaker 4 (03:54):
I'm sorry?
Speaker 2 (03:55):
Okay, so what what do you what do you take
a check?
Speaker 3 (04:00):
As I said this right now, I can help you
with take over the pot. I can set up a
pavements for you.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
Okay, Yeah, what what what do you how do you
set up my payment?
Speaker 4 (04:12):
I can?
Speaker 3 (04:13):
You can help me with your bank information like the
conumb in the vouncing number.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
Okay, what what? What's the bank? What? You need my
bank number?
Speaker 3 (04:22):
Decndumb the vouncy number.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
Okay, and then you'll just take that three thousand dollars
and pay it and you won't take any more money
out of my account.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
You five.
Speaker 4 (04:34):
Dollars?
Speaker 2 (04:36):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (04:36):
So can I? He suggests you gamble on a game.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
So do you what? Can you wait? Like if you
wait till Thursday because March Madness is starting. I was
going to bet it on a round around one game
and then if I double it, what then you can
take the money? Or do I need to pay it
right now?
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Falls you can do it.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
Because the Walls are playing Saint Pete on Thursday and
Kansas is playing Samford. I was going to do a
parlay on Thursday, so.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
I can set up all we need four days to
do a couple of bets.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
Yeah, but we need like four days because I need
that three thousand to gamble.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
That's all right, That's what I said.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Okay, So when I give you my bank account? Yeah yeah, okay,
So I give you my bank account number. What happens? Okay? Okay,
So you'll just do that and that's it, and then
the three thousand will go away and then I'll be
out of debt and I'll be good to go.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
Dude, I got a five dollars gift card if you
can pay five?
Speaker 2 (05:53):
Oh do you do you take gift cards? Because I
have a gift card to Taco Bell? Are you there?
Speaker 1 (06:05):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (06:06):
Yeah, I'm then so you only take you can you
can only get my bank account information. That's it. That's
the only way I can pay you.
Speaker 4 (06:15):
Or you can do uh use your card too.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
I can use my debit cards. So I just give
you the numbers and I'll get no weird transactions like
You'll just charge of three thousand dollars and that's it.
There's no is there any processing fees?
Speaker 3 (06:33):
Amount will be what?
Speaker 2 (06:34):
Okay? And can I do you want me to just
come by your office and pay it?
Speaker 3 (06:41):
You can call things to the bank as they can
go online as well.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
And tell them I know how to Western Union from Walmart?
Speaker 2 (06:49):
Yeah? Yeah, can I can? I? Can we send Western Union?
Can we do a via Walmart? Via Walmart? And so
you have oh you don't have Western Union.
Speaker 3 (06:58):
Okay, I can, but if you want to make a payment.
Speaker 4 (07:03):
Beck into this.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
Where are you located?
Speaker 4 (07:09):
I'm going from India?
Speaker 2 (07:11):
Wow, Oh, I'm not well, I've never I've never done
business in India. I'm confused.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
What's the capital there?
Speaker 2 (07:21):
What's the capital there?
Speaker 4 (07:24):
I'm sorry?
Speaker 2 (07:25):
What what is the capital of India?
Speaker 3 (07:29):
I hope, I'm really sorry. I could not discuss it
anything anything about from this Okay.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
Well, I just got to notice here that you're Oh wait,
I need your bank account number so I can transfer
my three thousand dollars over there.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
So what's yours?
Speaker 2 (07:48):
Well, how am I supposed to send the money if
you don't give me your bank We need his mother's
maiden name.
Speaker 3 (07:52):
Yeah, and I'm sorry that he don't need to do that.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
Well, it says it's password protected. Yeah, it's saying that. Uh,
the password is asking for your mother's maiden name.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
Tell him the password is penis.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
Yeah, the password to my bank account so you can
transfer it over as penis.
Speaker 4 (08:15):
What are you doing?
Speaker 2 (08:19):
No I do if you type in penis, No type
in but all all caps because it's large penis.
Speaker 3 (08:29):
Really sorry, I could keep anything such language that, But.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
That's the password.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
No, No, that's not tell him my passwords the F word. Yeah, well,
I mean you could try weiener, but it's not gonna work.
I I tried to do something that tell.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
Him he's not legally correct because I have a work
password that you use the F word. Tell him my
work password, dude, Tell him right now is face?
Speaker 2 (08:55):
His My work password is face.
Speaker 3 (09:00):
So I would like to request again if you want
to go ahead and you can help you with that feature?
Long I've been earlier?
Speaker 2 (09:09):
Yeah, I got a question. How long have you happened?
How long have you been in the How long have
you been in the industry?
Speaker 4 (09:15):
Sorry?
Speaker 2 (09:16):
How long have you been in the industry of.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
He can't help you a lot?
Speaker 2 (09:21):
What can you help me with? Wait? Hold on everything
I ask you? You say you can't help me. Can
you tell me what two plus two?
Speaker 4 (09:30):
Reason?
Speaker 2 (09:30):
And?
Speaker 4 (09:32):
Sorry?
Speaker 2 (09:33):
Would you wait? Wait? I have a question? Would you
like to join the Sore Losers podcast bracket challenge for
the March Madness?
Speaker 3 (09:41):
I'm sorry?
Speaker 1 (09:42):
Please?
Speaker 2 (09:43):
Please?
Speaker 1 (09:45):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (09:45):
Do you do you guys have WU box over there?
Speaker 3 (09:50):
I'm sorry you know?
Speaker 1 (09:51):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (09:52):
Do you have a favorite going into March Madness? Are
you cheering for you? kN No?
Speaker 1 (09:57):
No, tell him Arnold to be contact.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
Do you want me? Do you want Arnold? Do you
want me to have Arnold call you back when he
gets done with Abby? No?
Speaker 1 (10:08):
No, no, so much for a good time.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
Do you want my money? That's hey, how long have
you been a scam artist?
Speaker 1 (10:13):
That's against the law to disconnect the call? Hey want
to start? The password is penis, Dude.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
I have no idea if you're gonna be when you
play that back like, I don't even know if he
was loud enough to understand her here.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
Boost it a little bit. Oh my gosh, dude, that
was great.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
That was so so stupid.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
But who would actually fall for that? It took him
fifteen seconds to even get on the phone when you
first started the call. I know who would go, oh, yes, hi, there,
I owe you three thousand dollars.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
And he tried to say, oh, you owed three thouars
or what are the charges for? I'm sorry, I don't
have access to that. If you're calling me then saying
I owe you three thousand dollars, tell me I owe
you for something.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
What did Jim Moakes fall for that?
Speaker 2 (11:03):
I don't know?
Speaker 1 (11:03):
And he uses MasterCard? Nobody has a master card?
Speaker 2 (11:06):
Yeah, I don't even know where MasterCard you get? Is
that the one with the yellow in the orange?
Speaker 1 (11:10):
Everybody's now a visa? Like, dude, why would he not
just make something up that the charges make it more believable?
Speaker 2 (11:18):
And I said, what's the capital of India? I can't
tell you?
Speaker 1 (11:21):
That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
Why not if you're not a scammer, you should have
some kind of answer, right.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
But if he would have been a little more real,
I would have actually kind of started to believe it.
Speaker 2 (11:31):
I started to laugh, though I couldn't help it. When
you're saying, say, we need your mother's maiden name, that's
like the hint if you forget your password, it's always
like mother's maiden name UDG.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
But real talk my password at work? His face, I know,
he's like, you can't say that language, but that's my password, sir.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
If you keep that language, we have to disconnect the call.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
So wait wait, total workers password is face.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
So all I have to do is give you my
banking information and you'll take care of the payment for me.
That's all we'll do. Well, why wouldn't I just do it? Why?
What where's your where are you located? India? You can't
stop by your office.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
Dude, he was the middleman. And then also, you can
handle a three thousand dollars wire transfer, but you can't
handle obscene language.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
What I just need your banking info in your routing,
I bo and we'll be good to go. Oh yeah,
let me.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
Hand that right over.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
Man, three thousand, two hundred and thirty dollars. Do you
say gift cards?
Speaker 1 (12:43):
You're like Taco Bell gift All right, Well, I.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
Might as well start the show now.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
Man. Oh, I'm glad you took that call. Yeah, and
the number couldn't have looked any more fake. I think
there was seventeen digits.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
So many numbers, so many numbers.
Speaker 1 (12:59):
Oh. I wonder if he thought, oh man, I almost
got him.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
Oh dude, he for sure thought he was. Like he
was telling his buddies, Hey, we got one on the line.
We got a fish, we got a fish.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
We asked him, he's gonna win March bad. I cannot
answer that.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
Can you wait until Thursday? We're trying to do a parlay.
Speaker 1 (13:18):
We need help structuring it and then we'll be able
to pay you.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
Hey, do you are you cheering for someone out of
the East region or the West region? You're like, what
about Yukon? He goes, no, all right, we're gonna do
it live. Arnold's off today. He gets Monday off, and
he got absolutely housed for saying, oh man, he did,
all right, do a.
Speaker 1 (13:39):
Lot we oh the one, shoot three?
Speaker 2 (13:42):
So losers? What up, everybody? I am lunchbox. I know
the most about sports. So I give you the sports facts,
my sports, the sports I'm throwing off. Hold on, drunk,
I'll give you the sports facts, my sports opinions, because
I'm pretty much ay sports, y'all.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
It's Cison.
Speaker 2 (14:01):
I'm from the North. Dude, you f me up now.
I can't dude, I'm sorry. I got thrown off being
three thousand dollars in debt?
Speaker 1 (14:09):
Is that what I say? I'm from the North and
I live.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
On No, you're you're from the North, you live on
the West.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
I gotta get into my rhythm. And what up, y'all?
It's Sisson. I'm from the North. I live on the Dude,
I cannot remember my entry. You screwed me up. What up, y'all?
Speaker 2 (14:23):
It is Cisin, I'm from Oh my gosh, he maybe
it's We didn't get nominated for a Podcast.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
Award New heights. Don't worry they were trying to suck
off Travis. I gave it to them because why why
do you think they gave it to them? Because they
want Taylor to go to the awards?
Speaker 2 (14:37):
Here, I get it.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
What up y'all at Sison. I'm from the north. I'm
in Alpha Male. I live on the west north side
of Nashville with Baser, my wife. White picket fence, beautiful neighborhood.
We walked it this weekend and we were just pinching ourselves. Man,
can't believe this is our life. Used to be apartment
living and now we're we're actually commenting on other people's
houses because we are homeowners now. Can you believe they
(14:59):
would have the patio, Oh my gosh, what a hideous mailbox.
Oh look at that hot tub. That's beautiful. Went and
looked at this one guy. He had a waterfall in
his front yard.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
Legit, dude.
Speaker 1 (15:10):
It was great. But also we were kind of talking loud,
and I go, Bazer, we're critiquing their houses in front
of their house at a pretty normal volume level. They
could sound travels pretty easily, so they could probably hear
us critiquing their house in their living room right now,
and so then we just kind of whispered from then on.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
You want to know how we know we're getting older
that you go for walks and you criticize other people's houses.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
No, there's a lot of compliments. There's only a couple
of criticisms, I understand. We then criticize the bad fences.
We'd say, oh, that's so hideous, you'd almost want it
more see through. And then we saw one fence that
was so low there's no way it keeps a dog in.
So it's pretty much a pointless fence and they probably
paid fifteen thousand dollars for it.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
It's more about decoration. Yeah, we did the exact same
thing the other day. We were walking through an alley
and there was a fence that what a beautiful a
They did the boards sideways instead of up in vertic,
they did them horizontal, and there's so much room in
between each one that you could clearly just see right
through their backyard. And we sat there and we're like,
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I don't really understand that fence, like you can see
right through it. Why would you do that?
Speaker 1 (16:17):
That's what Laura was saying too. She wants it for
the privacy so she can lay out in the back
and the right neighbor doesn't see her hangers. So if
we did get a fence, do you go the hideous route?
But it's gonna give you the most coverage and block
the most people's eyeballs. But some of them look uglier.
Speaker 2 (16:33):
That's but that's what I'm saying. You realize you're old
when you walk around and criticize or compliment other houses
in your neighborhood.
Speaker 1 (16:41):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (16:41):
So, like, we went for a walk this weekend and
I think they're called cherry blossom trees. Oh dude, they
are popping right now. They are beautiful. And we were
just walking around going, wow, look at those they look beautiful.
And she said, when she drives the kids to school's
been stopping going guys, look at these. And they're like,
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we know, mom, you've already showed us. That's the difference.
When you were a kid, you didn't give a crap,
You didn't notice the trees. Now that you're older, you
notice the beauty of the trees and the leaves and
the flowers. And the first person to point that out
to me was Batter's Box. What interesting We landed in Atlanta,
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Georgia and Georgia all these years ago.
Speaker 1 (17:27):
Are you like crying or choking?
Speaker 2 (17:30):
And it's still throwing me off. I can't hear in
my right ear. It's only my left ear.
Speaker 1 (17:33):
Okay, well, don't let people behind the third wall.
Speaker 2 (17:36):
We are driving down the highway because we're going to
my cousin's wedding this weekend. No years ago, interesting story
to tell. This is the moment I realized Batter's box
was old.
Speaker 1 (17:46):
Here's a story about my life from five years ago.
Speaker 2 (17:49):
We got it. We're driving down the highway and he goes, guys,
look at how beautiful the trees are in Atlanta.
Speaker 1 (17:57):
This has been heard before.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
And I was like, wow, you are old as crap, dude.
He goes, no, look at how beautiful they are. And
from that point on, whenever anybody in our family would
be somewhere and see a big, old, gorgeous tree, we
texted to him and be like, dude, look at this tree.
Speaker 1 (18:15):
He could never live it down.
Speaker 2 (18:16):
And that was the first moment I realized, Damn, he's old.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
Yeah, but I mean, you don't want to be twenty
two year entire life? Do you want to age em?
Speaker 2 (18:26):
I mean, if I could.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
I mean, I just had to talk with Baser. I go,
I don't even miss the apartment. Maybe we will a
little bit when it's summertime in the pools rock and yes,
right as of right now, it's been two months, don't
even care about it. It Actually it was a little
sad justin this weekend. He was going to the West side.
I saw you. You were going to the north side.
But the physical actual apartment of grown on from that.
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Most people grow out of that way sooner. It took
us a little bit later.
Speaker 2 (18:50):
But it's okay. I'm proud of you, and I might
have to know how you slept last night, but man,
we gotta take a break, so I don't know. If
I'm gonna find out how you slept last night, We'll
be right back. Dude.
Speaker 1 (19:02):
Hilarious you even asked me because I went to bed
at four in the afternoon and woke up at midnight.
He's the best I've ever slept. Woke up to a
dog barking, and texted Bazer this morning. I want to
make sure it's the exact text. I don't want to
read something incorrectly. Okay, if that matters to you.
Speaker 2 (19:20):
Go ahead, I would I we are a factually accurate show,
so we do not want to report anything inaccurate.
Speaker 1 (19:27):
And also, speaking of getting old, I go some three
h one am. I texted her some dog across the
street barked all night, shaking my head face. At six
thirty nine am, she said I heard that too, and
then I texted her did you sleep good? And then
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she went onto something else and EVER even responded, I
almost did our segment, not even on a podcast, how
did you sleep?
Speaker 2 (19:55):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (19:56):
Well, yeah, I slept great. Dog barking, yeah. Me.
Speaker 2 (20:00):
We had a busy weekend and so the kids were
definitely overtired. And my five year old last night. First
he woke up at eleven forty five pm.
Speaker 1 (20:14):
He woke up when I was getting up exactly. It's crazy, dude,
we're all intertwined in our time.
Speaker 2 (20:21):
It's wild. How you said that. I'm like, wow. Ray
got up fifteen minutes later when I was trying to
get back into bed after comforting the five year old,
and I went down there and I'm like, hey, Bud,
what's wrong.
Speaker 1 (20:31):
What's wrong?
Speaker 2 (20:33):
He's like, I had kind of a bad dream, and
I was like, well, what was it about you? I
don't remember, but it had crying in it. Were there
any And I'm like, okay, cool, and he's like I
was like, I can go back to bed. Now, you
can go back to bed. He's like all right, and
he goes back to bed.
Speaker 1 (20:50):
Well, and you know, we have so much more experiences
in our head. He probably only dreams about you, your wife,
and a kid from school. He doesn't know all the
stuff we know. We know about tear and storms and
scary stuff. Dude. He dreams about a ton less stuff
than you would.
Speaker 2 (21:05):
I wonder if he dreams about things like dinosaurs.
Speaker 1 (21:08):
Typically, right, it's bikinis for me.
Speaker 2 (21:09):
Astro or octonots, you know, things he watches. Yes, has
to like your animals, dude. Their dreams must be so
boring because they don't know words. All they dream is
some images, food, sleep. They don't leave our houses.
Speaker 1 (21:23):
I mean, dude, animals dreams must be so simple. It's
the same thing every time. It's just them chasing a squirrel.
Speaker 2 (21:30):
You might be right. I mean, so you're telling me
my five year old last night wasn't dreaming about winning
the March Madness bracket. He was dreaming about something else.
Speaker 1 (21:38):
Yeah, Johnny at school or you or your wife, most
likely every night that he dreams about. So when he
says he didn't know, it was probably you he dreamed about.
Speaker 2 (21:45):
So then I go back to bed, right two fifteen am.
Speaker 1 (21:49):
Cheese.
Speaker 2 (21:53):
I hear it again. My oh man, go downstairs. What's up, bud?
Speaker 1 (21:57):
What's up dude?
Speaker 2 (21:58):
We were burning the midnight oil, we were.
Speaker 1 (22:03):
How did you sleep? Is a great segment.
Speaker 2 (22:05):
I'm like, oh man, this is not a good start
to the week. But whatever, let's see what's wrong. What's wrong, buddy,
goes Dad. I was crying in my dream again, and
I just woke up and I'm still crying and I
don't know why. And I'm like, it's okay, but are
you okay? Yeah, yeah, it's okay. And at that point,
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my two year old pops up, Dada, da dad, and
I'm like, go back to bed.
Speaker 1 (22:30):
You gotta go in in disguise, dude, it's not me.
I'm a robber.
Speaker 2 (22:33):
And I am like, all right, cool, cool, it's all right.
Just go back to ben. He goes back to bed.
So then I go up to go to sleep.
Speaker 1 (22:41):
Uh wife not checking on him or you guys in here.
Speaker 2 (22:44):
Crap, she heard me come back in the room. She goes,
what what I said? He was crying. I didn't hear it.
Speaker 1 (22:49):
We just got robbed. I'm kidding. It was the kids.
Why don't you get up next time?
Speaker 2 (22:53):
So I was like, all right, cool, so I and
then I go back to bed. And this is where
it gets back. This is where it gets bad.
Speaker 1 (23:02):
The wind. What is it again?
Speaker 2 (23:03):
I'm dreaming that we're on a road trip the family, okay,
And we pull up at a stoplight and there's a
big rig next.
Speaker 1 (23:13):
To us, one of our listeners, no Less.
Speaker 2 (23:18):
And I look in the cab and it's mother Colby
White driving the big rig.
Speaker 1 (23:23):
Ah.
Speaker 2 (23:25):
We were in the middle of Ohio, out of stop
light and Colby is driving the big rig next to me.
And I was like, holy crab, that's Colby and I
rolled down the window. Caldy cal Day, the MVP, the MVP.
Speaker 1 (23:40):
You dream about our guy listening?
Speaker 2 (23:42):
Dude, That is where I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (23:43):
It was Tomorrow Cat Dick.
Speaker 2 (23:47):
Marko from the Bronx. Dude, that is what I'm saying.
It was so awkward. But here's the best part. Colby
must have been jamming or something. He just stared straight
ahead and never looked and kept on going good driver,
My turned green and he just kept going yeah. And
I woke up this morning and I was like, do
(24:07):
I admit that Kolbe White was in my freaking dream?
Speaker 1 (24:12):
Gotta do it.
Speaker 2 (24:13):
I can't hide behind the fact that Kolbe White was
in my dream.
Speaker 1 (24:15):
I mean, did he recently comment on Facebook? Why is
his face image? Because it's all about images that you
see through the day, that probably is what you dream about.
How the hell did you think about him during the day.
Speaker 2 (24:26):
I don't know. That's weird. It was so ranch. Why
did I dream about a road trip? I pull up
next to a semi and I see Kolby. Thought you
didn't have a car. We're on the Big Show. I
have a car. Thought it was broke down. I have
you listened? It runs still. It says I need a
(24:47):
new engine, but it still runs. Ray.
Speaker 1 (24:49):
In my dream, I was leaving a gated community.
Speaker 2 (24:51):
And we're driving my wife car. When we go on
a road trip, we take my wife's car, right, so, oh,
I know the exact car. It was loaded up with
about ive car seats last time I saw it. Correct,
that's the one.
Speaker 1 (25:02):
You couldn't even fit humans in it. It was just
a bunch of little kid bots.
Speaker 2 (25:06):
That's correct. So I am just like this is so weird,
and I wake up whatever. That's it. That's how I slept.
Still a little tired today, but that's okay.
Speaker 1 (25:19):
In Sat Patty's Day falling on a Sunday, I thought,
cruising up by midtown, there's can be green people still partying. Dude,
they must have shut that thing down. At eleven thirty.
There wasn't one person up. Every place was boarded closed.
Speaker 2 (25:32):
Oh, I thought Saint Patty's Day was Saturday.
Speaker 1 (25:34):
Was Sunday. They celebrated all weekend. Yeah, I gotta be real.
I never really even knew if it was. But I
posted these green mimosas with Baser, and I go, hey,
it is Saint Patty's Day today, right, I mean, I
still don't know if it literally was Saint Patty's Day yesterday.
Speaker 2 (25:49):
I don't know. I don't know it was Saturday Sunday.
Speaker 1 (25:51):
I don't.
Speaker 2 (25:51):
I have no clue because I was.
Speaker 1 (25:52):
Pretty sure it was Sunday, and I just kind of
went with I thought I saw it. I think somebody
told me Saint Patty's Day Sunday. I never literally looked
it up on Wikipedia.
Speaker 2 (26:02):
Though, in my world, Saint Patty's Day is just another
day now when you have three kids, Saint Patti Day.
St Patty's Day isn't what it used to be.
Speaker 1 (26:10):
I gotta get the picture from baser boy. Was I
really trying to play house back in the day? She
had a memory come up on Facebook. Dude, I had
a green mustache on. I was wearing these these green
chains on. I think I had a green stocking cap.
I go, dude, how hard was I trying to land you?
I would never wear all that green now.
Speaker 2 (26:28):
Dude, I mean we used to go to dinner.
Speaker 1 (26:30):
Who the fuck is that guy? Is that guy? She
showed me the picture of the money.
Speaker 2 (26:41):
I usually used to go to dinner with Kathleen. It's
her birthday weekend. I don't know like Kathleen's birth date,
but I know it was Saint Patti's Day weekend because
we always and I think it was on Saint Patti's
Day because we'd always go to Bennigan's in Austin, which
was a Irish restaurant, and I'll never forget we went
to the one right down on Barton Springs and the
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guy is carrying a tray full of food and there's
a long, a big wait, a lot of people standing around,
and he dropped a plate of food right on this dude,
all over his green shirt.
Speaker 1 (27:13):
There's no coming back.
Speaker 2 (27:14):
And we were there for Kathleen's birthday, so I will
always remember Kathleen's birthday.
Speaker 1 (27:18):
Well, was it Kathleen's birthday yesterday?
Speaker 2 (27:20):
I don't know which day it was. I forgot to
text her. I'm going to text her right now.
Speaker 1 (27:24):
And does Saint Patti's Day always fall on the same
date or is it always the third Sunday in March
or something? You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (27:32):
Oh, that's a great it's one of those I'll ask her,
happy belated birthday was I'm not sure it was your
birthday yesterday or Saturday, but I know it was your
birthday this weekend period. I will always remember your birthday
because of Saint Patti's Day. I don't know if Saint
Patty's Day always falls on your birthday or just around
your birthday, because I don't know if Saint Patty's Day
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is the same day. Hope you're doing well, okay, and
and send coach that message had a beginning, a middle,
and not an end. No, I said, I hope you're
doing well.
Speaker 1 (28:06):
One of my buddies. It was partying with him this weekend.
Everybody's like, oh, who has green on? I didn't wear green,
but case in point, I'm telling you I don't do that.
I don't play that anymore. Yeah, but no, my boy goes, oh,
I'm wearing green and shows me as boxers.
Speaker 2 (28:19):
I'm like, I thought I was gonna say, showed you
his peen?
Speaker 1 (28:21):
Mean he kind of did. He goes, I'm wearing green.
I was like, awesome, there's yeah. No other buddy, I'm like,
there's your solong. Great, thanks for proving it.
Speaker 2 (28:29):
Also another reason I know that I'm a little more
tuned out. And my dad is kind of right in life.
And he tends to be right in life when he
tells me things like when I talk about how much
I care about sports and my team's doing well and
being such a huge fan, and goes, man, did Kansas
make it? Kansas made it? Did Vandy make it? Vandy
(28:51):
didn't make it?
Speaker 1 (28:52):
Continue your story?
Speaker 2 (28:54):
And he says, you just won't care as much when
you have kids. And I always want to believe him.
I always want to think he's right, But the emotional
investment I have in my teams will will diminish.
Speaker 1 (29:05):
I don't love wenbyamare.
Speaker 2 (29:07):
No part of it was true yesterday because I got
a text from Justin but not your Justin, and he
was like, holy crap. He said, how is Auburn and
Iowa state in the same region as Yukon? And I said, what,
Oh damn, the bracket's already coming out. Totally missed it, dude,
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I said, I missed.
Speaker 1 (29:31):
What'd you think it was Selection Tuesday?
Speaker 2 (29:33):
No? No, I didn't know.
Speaker 1 (29:34):
Isn't it always Selection Wednesday.
Speaker 2 (29:36):
I didn't realize what time it was. And I usually
am in front of the TV at that time watching
the bracket reveal, but when you have three kids, I
didn't realize what time it was. I was like, oh, damn,
I've already missed it.
Speaker 1 (29:50):
I don't worry. Clark Kellogg was all over the TV.
Speaker 2 (29:53):
So what was I doing at that time? I was
sitting on the front porch because we went to a
neighbors like two weeks ag go.
Speaker 1 (30:00):
Oh we sound sold man, We've sold continue.
Speaker 2 (30:04):
And I left my sore Losers Coaches convention water bottle
over there, and I realized it when I was walking
back from their house. I was like, hey, I left
my water bottle. They was like, we'll put it on
the front porch tomorrow, and I totally forgot about it.
That was still over two weeks ago.
Speaker 1 (30:19):
It's just been sitting on their front porch.
Speaker 2 (30:21):
And yesterday I get a knock, knock, knock on the
front door.
Speaker 1 (30:25):
Hey, jackass, are you ever gonna come get this thing?
Speaker 2 (30:27):
And it's the neighbor. He's brought two of his kids
and his dog on a walk and they were dropping
off the water bottle.
Speaker 1 (30:34):
They're like very responsible for this.
Speaker 2 (30:38):
They're like, hey man, there's been sitting on the porch
for a while, just wondering if you wanted it back.
And I'm like, oh yeah, man, totally forgot about it. Thanks,
and I thought that would be it. And then he
just sat down on the porch. He pulled a beer
out of his pocket, and his dog hung out on
the porch. We sat there, the kids ran around in
the guard for a while, and that's when Justin's text
(30:59):
started coming in. After that neighbor being there for like thirty.
Speaker 1 (31:01):
Minutes, nothing like a pocket beer.
Speaker 2 (31:03):
And I'm like, huh, man, I'm sitting here talking to
my neighbor while the kids run around in the front yard,
and I missed the bracket reveal, so I have not
studied the bracket like I usually do. I can come
in here and tell you who's playing who, Like I
don't know who? You said Tennessee plays who Saint Peter's Yeah,
I know, Kansas place Samford. I don't know really much else.
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I know Texas if they win and Tennessee wins, they
play in the second round.
Speaker 1 (31:29):
I know that. Yes, I know.
Speaker 2 (31:32):
Yukon, Auburn, and Iowa State are all in the same region.
Don't know who they play. Kentucky's over playing sub I
don't know. I don't have it broken down. I think
Kentucky's in the same region as Houston.
Speaker 1 (31:50):
Well, I would know. I tried to do the printable
bracket this morning with the printer was all cocked up,
so I still haven't printed one out.
Speaker 2 (31:58):
So, yes, I'm excited, like I'm pumped. But all I
read online about the tournament so far is everybody's picking Yukon.
Everybody loves Yukon, and Kansas better be on upset alert
because Samford is one of the better three point shooting
teams in the country and they press you for forty
minutes and they're going to cause a lot of turnovers.
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I'm like, great, here we go for losing to A
thirteen Kansas. Great.
Speaker 1 (32:23):
Yeah. The bracket though, it is, it's it's different. I
believe that who does have a really easy route not Yukon.
Yukon's got to go through some people.
Speaker 2 (32:33):
That's what they were saying. But I haven't, Like I said,
I don't know exactly who they have to go. I
know they have to play in the same region as Oh,
it's Auburn, that's it. It's Auburn. No, I already said
that Auburn, Iowa State.
Speaker 1 (32:46):
Yeah, man, sound confident in it. You should be breaking
it down on TV right now.
Speaker 2 (32:51):
Yeah. I don't know, dude.
Speaker 1 (32:52):
These guys on TV apparently picked perfect brackets and you
can't even name regions.
Speaker 2 (32:57):
Yeah, I just know that everybody was complaining was like
conference champions were all in the same bracket and it
was Iowa State at Auburn and Yukon.
Speaker 1 (33:05):
Dude, Houston got housed. Dude, we were at the bar
and I go, hey, their TV's a little fuzzy or
my eyes are fuzzy? Are they? Is Houston down by
thirty dude, Justin Bettett minus five, and I go I
texted him the next day Justin's lost like twelve bets
in a row. I text him next day. I say, hey, man,
I was drinking a little bit. When did you stop
watching that Houston game? And he was like, I stopped
(33:26):
watching it. Tip Off said they must have just got
the doors blown off the whole time.
Speaker 2 (33:32):
Right, And this is that's what's so funny is because
I start believing, Okay, Tennessee can win it all. They
lose to Kentucky. They win a couple a game in
the SEC tournament, and then they lose again. I'm like, Okay,
well maybe they're not so good, but Houston is freaking phenomenal.
And then I look up the score. I didn't see
the game. They got blown out by like twenty seven.
I'm like, oh, so maybe they're not so good.
Speaker 1 (33:54):
Damn. It does change though, my view on things. I
gotta look at the bracket again. But there's some there's
an easy region. I'm pretty sure it's not for Auburn.
Maybe it's Kentucky.
Speaker 2 (34:04):
No, because Kentucky's in with Houston. I know that.
Speaker 1 (34:07):
I don't know who else. I well, I'm glad we
looked at a bracket before we did the pot.
Speaker 2 (34:11):
No. I think, okay, this is the top three teams
in that region are Houston, Kentucky and Marquette. See, so
that's not an easy path, and I like Marquette. I
told you Michigan State first glance dude Sparty might be
going to the championship. I don't think they play anybody
until the finals. Really, Yeah, they have three simple games.
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What seed are they nine? Ish? I think, well, then
they'd had to play a one seed the second round.
Speaker 1 (34:37):
Yeah, I don't think they play anybody until the championship.
Speaker 2 (34:40):
Damn. Okay, Yeah, like I told you. After Marquette beat
Kansas in the first two weeks of the season, I
was like, dude, Marquette can win the national title. But
they're a little point guard, little cold collect.
Speaker 1 (34:51):
They always have point guards.
Speaker 2 (34:52):
The little white guy, he's been hurt and so I
don't know how healthy he is. Last year, apparently he
tried to play with a fractured hand NCAA tournament. That's
why they sucked. The dude hadn't played in life three
weeks because he hurt his stomach. And now, my is
he really gonna be good to go. How can I
bet on him? How do I know?
Speaker 1 (35:09):
Dude? Did you see uh Saint John's in Oklahoma? They're
all crying like a little but then they did just
declined the invite to the IT. They're like, oh, we're good.
Speaker 2 (35:18):
Now we'll pass. Yeah, we're good. Like, hey, our seniors
they don't want to play any more games. And I
get it because you're how hyped are you going to
be to play in the n IT. Smaller schools like
Indiana State get it. They want to play the NIT
because they want more games. When you're looking national time
like Saint John's, we're a bit, but why not get
your younger player some minutes on the court, develop them
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a little bit, try it. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (35:40):
Start vacation early, that's true. Start recruiting el duncan, dude,
that's who our girl, Christina kats By ninety works for.
Speaker 2 (35:48):
Oh she works for her still.
Speaker 1 (35:50):
She have a TV show that she launched or something.
Speaker 2 (35:52):
I didn't know that.
Speaker 1 (35:53):
Look at her punching the screen.
Speaker 2 (35:55):
She just punching her hand but not the screen. But yeah,
we're gonna take a break. I mean, now that we
broke down the bracket, and.
Speaker 1 (36:01):
That constitutes is breaking it down.
Speaker 2 (36:03):
Yeah, but I got a way. When you fill out
your bracket, you can win one hundred thousand dollars. We'll
be right back.
Speaker 1 (36:10):
We're gonna pay that dude. That would be us to
have a bracket challenge and we end up having to
pay somebody out of our own pocket and losing like
a thousand dollars.
Speaker 2 (36:20):
Yeah, and I got a response from Kathleen, thank you.
It's on Saint Patti's Day. In true old people fashion,
I helped my husband lay grass because we got a pool,
and now it's up to us to get our backyard
back to normal. Loki Flex, let us know next time
you're in town. We'd love to see you in the fam. Kathleen.
Speaker 1 (36:38):
There you go, dude, I just thought of it. I
had to make the walk a shame like your neighbor
did with your water bottle. We had the neighbors over
on Saturday night for a little bit. Yeah, Check left
her phone.
Speaker 2 (36:48):
The one's on your right or your left.
Speaker 1 (36:50):
Let's say right. Check left her phone, left her tequila glass.
Next morning, people need their phone. You know you can't
return it at five in the afternoon, So I go.
I had to go over. They're placed at eight thirty
in the morning on the front door. They're in their pajamas. Oh, hello,
good to meet you. And now see you in your pajamas.
You know, I'm saying husbands in the background, shirts off.
I'm like, oh, we're all really seeing a lot about
(37:12):
each other. Their friend was or a cousin or something
was over. He's like just waking up. I'm like, hey, guys,
just met you, but I already seen you waking up.
Speaker 2 (37:19):
You just met them and you already had them over
for tequila night. Yeah, that's legit.
Speaker 1 (37:24):
A day of drinking. I'd never met the husband in
loregos Bazer. Hey, we're we're gonna meet the neighbors. I
want you to meet a husband. I go, great, I'm
in real good shape. Should be a perfect time. I'm
primed to go meet somebody right now.
Speaker 2 (37:36):
How was he?
Speaker 1 (37:37):
It was fine? But she she was drunk?
Speaker 2 (37:39):
Wait?
Speaker 1 (37:39):
How was he was he? You're is he cool? Is
he he's cool? You're talking sports? I told you they
got that huge setup for UFC. They're big into horse betting.
They like UFC, massive baseball fans. They've been to twenty
eight to the thirty eighth stadium, thirty stadiums. But yeah,
his wife was so drunk. I think when it's me
saying somebody's drunk, I'm like, wow, thank god, it's not
(37:59):
me for once.
Speaker 2 (38:00):
But does he golf?
Speaker 1 (38:03):
He's kind of a beginner. But I explain it to
him the way I explained to everybody. The only thing
that separates me you is ten yards. Everybody's just about
the same.
Speaker 2 (38:12):
We're all about equal.
Speaker 1 (38:13):
Brother. The difference between driving me and you and him
ten yards, that's right. But you hit it straight and
he hits it cock eyed.
Speaker 2 (38:21):
But I'm just trying to figure out if you have
a replacement for justin out in the country, that this
may be potential.
Speaker 1 (38:26):
No, I'm not trying to replace people, but yeah it was.
It was awesome man, seeing him for a breakfast, a
breakfast and coffee the next morning.
Speaker 2 (38:33):
Now you want your shot at one hundred thousand dollars
in a bracket challenge.
Speaker 1 (38:36):
Pretty sure there's ones out there for a million.
Speaker 2 (38:38):
But yeah, this is a Pepsi one. But this is
called the zero right Bracket Challenge. Pepsi. This is fantastic.
This is absolutely fantastic. What a great promo because everybody's
gonna talk about it. Everybody's gonna do it for one
(39:00):
hundred thousand dollars. This is so smart by them.
Speaker 1 (39:02):
It's smart. But I bet I don't hear about it
one other time other than you.
Speaker 2 (39:06):
I disagree.
Speaker 1 (39:07):
I bet just will never text me about it.
Speaker 2 (39:11):
He might pick the most unlikely teams to advance in
college basketball's biggest tourney, and you can take home a
free one hundred thousand dollars. You try to get zero right.
If you get zero right, you win one hundred thousand dollars.
Speaker 1 (39:27):
Dude, I'm texting Justin. This is perfect for him. He
hasn't won a bet in twelve days exactly. And here's
the thing.
Speaker 2 (39:32):
If nobody gets zero right, it's whoever gets the least
right wins the one hundred thousand dollars. So right now
I'm telling you I will have all sixteen seeds in
the final four.
Speaker 1 (39:46):
Well, then everybody's gonna do that.
Speaker 2 (39:48):
But in the middle games you got to figure out
who it is. That's where it's gonna matter. The eight nines,
the five twelves. So if you can get the worst
bracket possible, you win one hundred thousand dollars.
Speaker 1 (39:58):
Text with Justin I don't know if the this was
a second it is he said, Hey, Hugh, you literally
texted this. This is what I woke up to. Hey,
you are we doing a March Madness pool or what?
And I said, I'm doing a family one. And then
I just said, PEPSI is doing a bracket where you
try to get zero right, perfect fit for you. I
(40:24):
love it. I love it. Oh that's good.
Speaker 2 (40:28):
That is awesome. And then hey, then the worst one
I saw this weekend, I think it was Kent State.
They make a basket to go up one with like
five seconds to go. The dude on their team thinks
they're down one, and so they pushed the ball, so
he fouls intentionally. Dude.
Speaker 1 (40:52):
That's worse than Chris Weber.
Speaker 2 (40:53):
Call a timeout, dude, and the guy sings two free
throws and they lose by one. Yeah, oh my gosh.
Speaker 1 (41:03):
Maybe it was tough to see the score in the
arena or something like that.
Speaker 2 (41:06):
But everybody's getting back on defense and he's the only
one that runs up and just grabs the guy after
they inbound the ball. Dude, you could daydream at any
moment he decided to right then. I mean, if you
daydream you're gonna do some pretty fed up stuff. That's
why when I do my audio stuff, I have to
pay attention, because dude, if I daydream, i'd record like
some porn and bones would call for a clip and
(41:27):
be a porno.
Speaker 1 (41:28):
I mean, if you daydream, you'd f stuff up all
the time.
Speaker 2 (41:31):
I was just like, dude, this is I mean, I
I don't even care about the team. I don't care
about but that one was just like, oh my god, Like, how.
Speaker 1 (41:42):
Do you explain that one away?
Speaker 2 (41:44):
I don't know how. When you go back in the
locker room, you're like, hey, I want to do a
quick foul. At times out better and so then we'll
get the ball down. Like you go in the locker
room and everybody and I understand it's a team sport,
but you have to think everybody in that locker room
and it's are like a fumble. Everybody's always walking up
the guy patting him on the shoulder. Oh it's okay,
we got you, we got you, we love you. But
(42:07):
deep down those people have to be like, man, you
like what the like you cost us a chance to
go dance that brutal you.
Speaker 1 (42:17):
Always want to dance with the girl that danced, you're
a They still haven't found the kid in Nashville. Riley
is that his name?
Speaker 2 (42:26):
Riley? Dude?
Speaker 1 (42:27):
The billboards where everybody blasted up for two weeks.
Speaker 2 (42:31):
They're all over the place.
Speaker 1 (42:34):
You see these dumb asses though for TikTok. How they're
going down there and acting like they're investigators.
Speaker 2 (42:41):
But they're the ones that found the debit card.
Speaker 3 (42:42):
I know.
Speaker 1 (42:43):
But if I was the actual investigators, I would be like, uh, hey,
do you mind getting the away from my crime scene?
Speaker 2 (42:50):
But that tells me the investigators just kind of walked by.
Look didn't see them. Did they really pick up all
that trash that's under there and look for his stuff?
They didn't, obviously, because these people on TikTok did.
Speaker 1 (43:02):
Can you imagine though, somebody just came and helped us
with our job. Hey, I'm here to help you load audio.
I'm from TikTok. Cool. Great, see at two am load away.
I'll just sleep on the couch. People are doing the
job for the investigators. Yeah, and like some of these
dumbass are like falling around and stuff. I'm like, guys,
you realize that's potentially how he died, falling down that
(43:22):
cliff area into the water and now you're going the
exact same route that he did. The only difference is
he probably was ten drinks deeper.
Speaker 2 (43:29):
Then it makes me think, if that's where they found
the debit card, do they start looking at the side
of the hill to see if there's like mashed down
like branches, Like.
Speaker 1 (43:38):
It's gonna be a bunch of foot traffic, like you.
Speaker 2 (43:40):
Know what I mean, Like if he had if he
fell down the side of the thing, there's gonna be
branches and leaves and like there's gonna be a path
that he had to fall. So I'm assuming branches break,
so you should be able to tell that he went
into the water.
Speaker 1 (43:55):
I know what you're saying. But have you seen the
video and pictures? Dude? There's so much landfill shit, it's
pretty groat. I mean, guys, how did we let our
city look like that? Have we not had a what
is it called adopt a my adopta under the bridge,
adopt a cliff or something? I mean, dude, that looks terrible,
but it obviously has to be like a homeless kid.
It is, but you can you clean it up. There's
(44:16):
there's no organizations that go around with trash bags.
Speaker 2 (44:19):
Do you think I think he fell because the debit
card still being there? Let's think has me thinking he fell.
If he was robbed and then pushed in, the debit
card wouldn't be there. It would have been spent. People
would have been using it to rack up charge.
Speaker 1 (44:34):
I heard you say that somewhere else. It slips my mind.
Speaker 2 (44:36):
Oh yeah, but I didn't get your opinion.
Speaker 1 (44:42):
Ray, I'm giving you the say of Greek gurget dating
the same take. I had two hours a come. But no,
that is a great point, Like you could almost ninety
nine percent rule out being robbed because they found the
bank card. So if you robbed him, you would still
have the bank card in your pocket. It wouldn't just
be thrown in the bushes.
Speaker 2 (44:58):
Right, And there would have been charging to it, like
they're not gonna just not use it, like they're gonna
go and buy something.
Speaker 1 (45:06):
And also, I mean I could be a little off
basin saying this. I just wish it was ramped up
in the day the two days after he was missing.
I mean, guys were in day ten and now they
say boat searches every billboard says Riley, Riley, guys, I
would have appreciated this on Sunday morning the day after.
Speaker 2 (45:23):
Yeah, but it's hard to get the word out there.
It's hard to rally. Yeah, it takes a while to spread,
to gain momentum. That's what the weird part is is
the farther way you get, the more momentum and press
it gets.
Speaker 1 (45:34):
And dude, did you see they found a body? Yeah, dude,
I told you that river has them. Dude, my wife
we found a body. It wasn't him, it was another body. Like,
good gosh, what is happening in that river?
Speaker 2 (45:47):
My wife was like, oh, my gosh, they found they
found a body. She goes, oh, but it's by whatever
bridge it was.
Speaker 1 (45:56):
She grabshack the Cumberland River, the pedestrian bridge.
Speaker 2 (45:59):
Nah, but she was like, I feel like that's north
of where he was. And she goes, which way does
the Cumberland flow?
Speaker 1 (46:05):
And I was like, I think it flows that I
don't know, and so wes Alpha Male from the west
side of Nashville. It flows to the west.
Speaker 2 (46:13):
It flows to the west.
Speaker 1 (46:15):
Actually thought it flowed east and.
Speaker 2 (46:18):
Where the body was was farther up west.
Speaker 1 (46:20):
I don't know, bro. I lived there for five years
and I don't know which way that river flowed, That's
what I'm saying. I think it flowed.
Speaker 2 (46:27):
I thought it's ever changing as it flows.
Speaker 1 (46:30):
Yeah, did the water come to me or go away
from me?
Speaker 2 (46:35):
That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (46:37):
Oh, I have the picture is my screen? Well that
which way is that water going?
Speaker 2 (46:44):
It's a picture, bro, I don't know. It's not a video,
all right. And maybe the funniest thing I saw on
the internet last night was when Grady Dick exchanged jerseys.
Speaker 1 (46:55):
I didn't understand the clip for the first fifteen seconds.
Oh my god, dude, and then at the last second
I realized, Oh, it's because you're the guy's last name
was Black and his last name is Dick.
Speaker 2 (47:06):
And they stood next to each other. Wow, that pretty
damn funny.
Speaker 1 (47:11):
But I mean, any guy can exchange with Dick. It's like,
I mean, they were saying he should or James Dick.
Speaker 2 (47:19):
No, that's not good. They were saying that because there's
a guy named Jalen Suggs. They were saying he should
have put got Suggs is Sugs Dick?
Speaker 1 (47:30):
Is there any other ones?
Speaker 2 (47:32):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (47:32):
Let's see don Dick.
Speaker 2 (47:34):
Let's see I No, let me see what else there is.
I mean, that is so funny, ming Dick. No, that's
not funny.
Speaker 1 (47:47):
Uh oh, why who's another NBA guy?
Speaker 2 (47:53):
That's what I'm trying to think.
Speaker 1 (47:55):
Oh when Beyama Dick, that's not that good.
Speaker 2 (47:58):
It's not a good one.
Speaker 1 (48:01):
Holme grin, No, there's no funny. That's really the only
funny one in the NBA. He found the one guy
that can.
Speaker 2 (48:08):
Well, no sugs would have been hilarious. Uh who else
is in the NBA that could be funny? Pippin No,
Jordan Day No Jordan nope, Clarkson nope, Marketing nope, Joki nope,
Murray nope. I mean, if there's someone named Moore, there
(48:32):
you go. But I don't is there anybody in the
NBA with last name More? Has to be it's a
very common name. I understand that, but that doesn't mean
it has to be.
Speaker 1 (48:42):
I guarantee you there's one guy in the NBA that
has the last name More. I bet you not betting.
I can't lose money before March madness, So.
Speaker 2 (48:50):
I'm saying I don't know. All Right, Happy Monday, guys,
We're out of here.
Speaker 1 (48:54):
Be our worst one ever.
Speaker 2 (48:55):
No, this dude, we got scammed out of three thousand
dollars in the beginning.
Speaker 1 (48:58):
Oh in congrats dude too. Remember on Friday when we
wasted it, we used our own time, We spent money
to park in the parking garage. We went down there
for March Madness and we filmed stuff for two hours
down there. Yeah, actually forty three. That's why it was
only ten dollars. Remember we did all that time, and
then I put the video together that night. Yeah, four
hundred views. Oh, not even worth our time.
Speaker 2 (49:21):
People didn't like it, man, It's all right, no, Actually,
you want to know how I screwed up? Oh I
posted it at eleven pm, so you got to post
it at a good time. Yes, And this is so stupid.
Just so you know, the transfer portal is open in
college basketball. Guys. These kids don't need to be transferring
right now. They have March Madness to worry about. These
(49:43):
coaches don't need to be trying to recruit these players.
So stupid, so dumb. Wait till make it after the
tournament when people can transfer, so dumb.
Speaker 1 (49:51):
All right, this is going to be the first March
Madness where a kid sits out in IL for some reason,
in IL where he wants more money or yeah, that's right,
I got I think Sparta wins it all or Iowa
State all right, dude. A lot of teams got left out.
Ohio State justin, they sucked bones. Arkansas left out Kansas.
Speaker 2 (50:16):
They're in.
Speaker 1 (50:17):
You guys are in.
Speaker 2 (50:18):
We'll be out pretty quick, dude.
Speaker 1 (50:19):
I didn't. I wasn't for sure the boals were going
to get in because they got housed on Friday night.
Speaker 2 (50:23):
Yeah. I don't think they're gonna drop that far, but yeah,
they could have been left out. Dude.
Speaker 1 (50:28):
That would have been a shocker. You know, you're out, guys.
You looked so bad in your conference tournament. We left
you out. Yeah, Houston should have got left out. That
was bad, dude. It was one of those where you
looked up at the bar at the score and it
just put a gross taste in your mouth. I was
just like, what is wrong with? What is right
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