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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Oh, we're live. We're live.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Oh we are Yeah, we're live.
Speaker 1 (00:03):
I hit it.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Okay, there we go. I'm sorry, day man.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
Sometimes you never know when you go live. Let's go.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
I'm ready. Ah man, I got here, Arnold, hit that
button for me.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
I hit it real good. Thank you, Arnold. Good to
have you back.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Arnold. I thought you were going to the Mets. Oh
that was one so though. Sorry, my bet.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
I can do one thing, and that's hit.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
Oh all right, I can't hit.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
I can't hit a baseball. I can tap that ass.
So oh man, you were no, you were not gonna
make a domestic abuse claim.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
What in the world I don't think he was.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
I can't hit.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
I can hit a ball, Arnold, Arnold, it's illegal in
this state.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Some states legal. This one illy illegal.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
You can not do that, all right. We can't even
do that at Coaches Convention four. I'll tell you that, Arnold,
that will not be acceptable.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
This is that's why it sounds weird.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
Thank you God. I was wondering if it was just me.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
In another dementia, right to think of a joke.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
Yeah, I was very grace.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
We're gonna do it live. Oh the one, two three?
So users.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
What up, everybody, I'm lunchbox. I know the most about sports,
so I'll give you the sports facts, my sports opinions,
because I'm pretty much a sports.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
Genius, y'all. It's says and I'm from the North. I'm
an alpha male. I live in the North side of Nashville.
My wife Baser. We have two point two acres. Why
did that music bed stop? Arnold? Make sure it continues
next time. I'm all I'm talking. We also have twenty
three eggs at a Vanderbilt clinic. We have nephews and nieces.
We don't have any animals outside. We have an animal inside.
It's a cat. Over to you, man, I lost my
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train of thought.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
I tell you every day. I'm telling you every day
for the last few weeks. Fantasy football is like a
toxic relationship. You cu't want to get away from it.
You want to get away, but you can't leave. You
don't have the resources, you don't know how to say no,
and it pulls you back in and Ray, let me
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tell you, Monday night was the most stressful night that
I have had of twenty twenty four because I had
won my matchup. There was a three way top ty
a top the division. Me Flying Chilanklas, buy In Chiloopas
and homes Chili. They were both above me because they'd
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scored more points. So if they both win, it doesn't
matter that I won my tenth game of the year,
that my team was ten and four in the Sore
Losers Fantasy Playoffs. I was gonna be on the outside
looking in. I was gonna be Alabama. I was gonna
be sitting at home eating my popcorn.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
There's other teams that didn't make it, Colorado, Hawaii, the
teams that should have made it ole mess. I'm gonna
give them. I digress over to you man.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
Anyway, going into Monday night, Ray.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
Army should have got a seat at the table for
defending our country.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
No, I didn't say that. You say that every time,
and I and I've heard it.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
It's funny, and homes it's funny.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Is down thirty five points? Whoo. But if he brings
those thirty five points and he wins, I am out
and I am stressed, and I call Batter's box.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
Yes, Hello, What if everybody that's Batter's box and he.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
Said, you are so dumb, you are so pessimistic, you
have it on lock, you've won, You're in the playoffs.
I said, do you understand that he has Joe Burrow,
Brandon Cooks and Mike Giseki knew there was another one,
and he's only down thirty five. And yes, Mickey Montez,
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his opponent had T. Higgins and Jake Ferguson. So the
likelihood that he was gonna come back and win, because
if Burrow's gonna have a big night, T Higgins gonna
have to do something right. Oh contramo, frere sh I'm
watching this game. And they go down, Cowboys score touchdown,
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ceedee lamb cool? All right, first drive for the Bengals,
they go down, they score touchdown, Jamar Chase.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
Stop drop rewind who's a Cowboys quarterback? Cooper Brush? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (04:39):
And then the Bengals go down, score another touchdown Chase Brown. Okay,
that's two touchdowns for Joe Brow. I'm in trouble. Then
told us, Then I did tell you. Then the Cowboys
go down touchdown. Brandon Cooks, Oh my god, oh my god.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
You just got puckered. God, kids, is this a cran
in the couch or mi?
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Oh my gosh. And T Higgins is non existent. The
entire game, Dad.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
Do you want to go outside and play? Oh?
Speaker 2 (05:09):
T Higgins, mister T Higgins who everybody talks about. Oh,
someone's gonna sign him for a lot of money. Two
catches for twenty three freaking yards. And then the Bengals
are driving.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
We had dead air there for a second.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
Mangles are driving. Touchdown. Jamar Chase, Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
Those are all the guys you told us, Jamar Chase,
Chase Brown and Burrow Chase No, and Bengals win. Yeah,
Parley would have hit and.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
I look, and then they're driving again. Joe Burrow throws
an interception. I'm like, okay, that doesn't matter to me. Okay, cool,
I need T Higgins to do something. And then Jamar
Chase scores that touchdown set fifty yards whatever. And I
log on at the very end, final minute. Yeah, like
a minute forty five left. I am up point six.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
Better hope for not a score recalculation.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
I am up point six, Ray and the Cowboys get
the ball with a minute forty five, and Ray he
has Brandon Cooks. If he throws it to Brandon Cooks,
my season is over.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
He never does if.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
He throws it in Brandon Cooks, this direction I'm a
dead man walking.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
A guy's five ten and he catches five passes all year.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
He caught one pass for a touchdown, and here we
go back to pass throws it. Jake Ferguson with the catch.
Mickey Mantz has Jake Ferguson. So now I am up
one point nine points on this where Mickey Montes is
I'm tered this story. People are lost.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
No, I'm with it, but the team names of our
fantasy are stupid as hell. I'm tired of calling people
by it. I think I have a system. I have
a systm Miggey Montes, Chili chiawonk was who turns this chat?
The onlybody has a good team name is all I
do is win in ripper Magoo's what's your brother? Batter's bunk?
Speaker 2 (06:59):
Then sack then sack.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
Say it like the Titans. Guy sack sacks. They just
took the jugular couber rush. Get sacked, all right, man,
Quit screaming. I'm trying to run errands with my wife
and I have a slight hangover.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
He gets sacked two plays in a row that he
throws an incomplete pass. He never looks in. Brandon cooks
his direction that last drive and by one zero point
nine points.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
All I do is win is in the playoffs.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
Playoffs, And this is a prime example. Mister Mickey Montez
had nothing to play for. He had no dog in
the fight. He was eliminated. His team didn't perform the
way he wanted it to all season long. He could
have folded, not put in a.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
Lineup, has a cat in the fight.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
He could have not picked up players and played players
because he had people on a by and he could
have just walked away and said screw life. But no,
he put a lineup in and he had an effect.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
Then he called a phone number.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
He had an effect on the Fantasy football playoffs. When
you're in the league, you still play in the NFL.
When you're eliminated from the playoffs, you still show up
on Sundays and play. Miggey Montez, I tip my hat
to you, because you, my friend, you, my friend, are
what a true American hero.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
Louder for the people in Batter's Box Division. What if ever,
and I have the cheapest and easiest division in the
league because nobody even logged in all season.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
I am just and I feel bad for homes. He
had a great year and he got He had Joe Mixon,
Jonathan Taylor, Josh Downs, Zayflowers all on a by.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
Yeah that was our team.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
No no, but I'm saying he got unlucky. What he
blewprint us? He was really good. Come here a little
bit down, those buys. He's marching on to the playoffs
and the Dallas Cowboys, who have a terrible defense. Thank
you for that one interception. Because I was watching the
game in that interception, I was like, Oh, who cares,
no big deal, it doesn't matter.
Speaker 4 (09:13):
That interception put me in the playoffs. That interception was
the minus two points I needed. Oh my goodness, the
fantasy gods. I say, thank you, we survived and we
move on. Shit, and I chexted. I got a text
from your boy Justin. Jes Let's see what Justin had
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to say.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
Guys, Just for those of you keeping track at home,
I know the truck drivers right now, you guys are
driving off the road and bored him. But Batter's Box,
lunch Box and Ripper Magoo's Justin and Ray all made
it into the playoffs. Guys. If that's just not a
bad look for whole.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
Time, that's unbelievable. That's never happened.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
I know, but it's such a bad look.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
I texted it. I texted Justin ten nine pm on
Monday night, see you in the playoffs by one point
eight points. I am effing in. Burrow was putting his
balls all over my face, but it went limp just
in time, and he said, you owe. Mickey mont is
a handy when we play the Flying in Jeladas. You
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got I have a system. Came down to points. Know
all I do is win versus River Magoose in the
first round. Holmes has been laid to rest, I said.
Holmes came back from the fucking dead. Will Levis did
everything in his power to fuck me with mayonnaise, but
I overscame it, and he said, you started a QB
covered head to toe in mayonnaise and pulled off a victory.
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Levin Levis took Holmes out to the fifty yard line,
looked him in the eyes and effed him senseless.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
I've never got the second nd.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
Here the tags and then he said, and according to
the experts, it's early on in the week. The Flying
in Geladas and both I Have a System are both
four point favorites. So it does not look like the
river magoos and all I do will Win is moving
on in here? What is wrong with you guys?
Speaker 1 (11:14):
I can hear you guys.
Speaker 4 (11:16):
Oh my gosh, Morgan, there is a miracle. Oh I
know is Win is head of the playoffs. Mickey Mantes
is my hero. And then did you see what that
went down in the other division.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
Yes, wait, this is why you guys are yelling so loud.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
Please say hi to the trucker.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
Hold on, this is high truckers. This is why you're
yelling so loud. I didn't think we were yelling.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
You were streaming your ass.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
I literally am all the way down the hall and
heard you, both of you. I heard raised laugh and
I heard you yelling. I thought somebody was dying. Oh sorry,
I'm just making sure you guys are okay. Yeah, we're okay.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
It's been noted this room is not soundproof.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
I thought there were sound proof. I thought studios were soundproof.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
Said she heard. It's down the hall way.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
The other division, the Aruba ballt Division. Klatt was playing
the other second place team and our first play team.
He wins and TD mussel White had won eight in
a row, but he was down on points, but Muscle
White's team went off for like one hundred and eighty
and he got in on the playoffs all because Klatt
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came back and won on Monday night. He came back
and he wins, He holds on And I mean it
was drama all over the board, and.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
I've never seen it in TNT. We know drama.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
Oh my gosh, dude, I mean I could not believe it,
and I just I'm so thankful. And what's funny is no.
Speaker 1 (12:36):
It's not funny anymore because actually the playoffs are gonna
start and we play the Chialoqua was. Oh my gosh, dude,
there's so much better. Dude.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
You have Lamar Jackson. Lamar Jackson plays the New York
Football Giants. It's gonna he's gonna score.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
Josh Alien, he's not human.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
Lamar Jackson plays against the Giants. He's gonna have six
hundred fantasy points this weekend.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
Dude, they're gonna put in Derrick Henry a quarterback. You
know how many trick plays they're gonna run. This is
time to show how big your conk is not to
try and get a quarterback fifty fantasy points. They don't
care about our fantasy teams. You know who you not
heard the news.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
You know who doesn't care about our fantasy team, Bill Belichick.
There's no way you still have that clip. There's no
way you still have it.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
Why would you go to that There's.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
No way you still have it. You know who else
doesn't care about your fantasy team, The Eagles. I read
a stat last night. Sa Kwan Barkley has been tackled
on the one yard line eleven times this year, which
resulted in ten Jalen Hurts touchdowns, so they have never
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given it to a one. He's been tackled on the
one after that, he didn't get a touchdown on that
drive ten times. It was freaking Jalen Hurts. But I'm
just over the moon, dude. I was jumping up and
down in the living room. I was so stressed out.
The wife had gone to bed on Monday night. I
was pacing back and forth. I was picking out Brandon
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Cooks when he didn't come out of that huddle, and
I was making sure Cooper Rush look the other way.
And I'm sorry, Holmes. I know you're sad, and I
know you're probably not even listening anymore. But thank you
Miggy mont As you are my hero. I owe you
a beer. I appreciate you.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
Oh days ah, what the hell?
Speaker 2 (14:25):
That is not it?
Speaker 1 (14:26):
It was him?
Speaker 2 (14:27):
That was not Bill Belichick. Yeah it was I don't know, dude.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
Somebody deleted a clip.
Speaker 2 (14:34):
Arnold, Oh my gosh, never did that, you guys. It
was just such a fascinating night. I could not believe
that they came back so much. Joe Burrow did all
that without t Higgins, Like I was like T Higgins,
just catch one damn ball, just one ball, and he
was doing nothing.
Speaker 1 (14:52):
The playoffs will be fun, but it's just we all
need to lose, wink wink. We all need to lose
because if one of us wins, dude, we can't pocket
five k.
Speaker 2 (15:02):
I mean, I am just I can't believe it. I
was down in the dumps. And here's what's I mean.
The how I got in the playoffs. I had to
beat the best of the best.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
And people have posted, actually they posted our bracket on
the Facebook page and they said, it's interesting to actually
see it now at what I've been hearing on because
we talk about it so much, and now they get
the portion of the bracket I mean battersbox to predicted
to win it all.
Speaker 2 (15:23):
Nobody wants to play Muscle White. He's won eight games
in a row with Klatt is on a five game
winning streak. I mean unbelieved. I was down in the dumps.
I thought I was dead to waters. But then I
beat the Chilanklas, I beat the other first place team,
spy squad. I mean, I won my way into the playoffs,
and I just I mean, I'm just I'm over the moon.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
I just want to be the guy the little cautions.
I'm a powerful positive coach. Not powerful, but I will
say this, Chilanqua scored one hundred and eighty.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
Oh they didn't.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
Even have their tight end playing. They didn't have Terry
Scarry mcterry. They got them all. We could lose by
one hundred if you look at our team, our team
is laughable. Justin remains positive. I think we lose by fifty.
Speaker 2 (16:05):
But you're in the dance.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
We got in. We're gonna make it five hundred.
Speaker 2 (16:08):
Are you saying that you are Clemson or U s MU?
Who are you? We're Arizona State.
Speaker 1 (16:14):
We're more of an Arkansas.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
No, they're not in right.
Speaker 1 (16:19):
Oh, so we're Arizona State. Okay, no, but they got
a chance, they got a fighting chance. We're uh, we're
in Indiana.
Speaker 2 (16:26):
Okay, yeah, man, I'm gonna tell you what I was
a week ago. I was in Depressionville thinking I needed
to take a year off of fantasy football. Population you,
because I am in I believe like seven leagues, and
I was staring dead at zero playoff appearances zero and
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I sneaked my way back in and now I've loved
fantasy again. It's the I told you, it is a
toxic relationship.
Speaker 1 (16:54):
That's why I brought Justin on board. Because with Boomer,
I did it by myself. Over Boomer Oper broder send
first year coach. He's in the playoffs. Gotta give him
what guys give him, give him his roses.
Speaker 2 (17:08):
And I did see one person get mad in my
division because someone last week that was eliminated picked up
a player. They picked up the Isaiah Guerredo. And no, no, no,
when you're in the regular season and you are still playing,
you're allowed you can pick up free agents. You play
till the end. You don't just lay down and die
and let the other the top teams get all the
best players.
Speaker 1 (17:28):
Don't just lay there, do something.
Speaker 2 (17:30):
You are playing to win the game. We play to
win the game.
Speaker 1 (17:36):
Ray Herm Edwards hit it. Oh my gosh, we gotta
go to break.
Speaker 2 (17:40):
Yeah, we're gonna go to break. But listen, guys, sore
losers dot com, buy your tickets to the convention. And hey,
I don't know why we didn't do this before. I
don't know what what it took us so long. You
can pay in installments. You don't have to pay it
all right up front.
Speaker 1 (17:53):
That's actually probably the better option.
Speaker 2 (17:54):
We were so stupid. I don't know. I was talking
it over with the wife. I was like, why did
we not have that on the website. She's like, great question,
we should put that up there so you can pay
in installments. Sore losers dot com, get your tickets. I mean,
but listen, guys, if I win this fantasy football playoffs,
I'll buy someone a drink at the freaking convention.
Speaker 1 (18:15):
Arnold, will you please you tell Morgan? I'm sorry for Yellen.
Speaker 2 (18:18):
Hey, my good.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
Kissing. Hi, that's not your girlfriend. Don't tell Abby, don't
tell Hebby.
Speaker 2 (18:41):
Oh man, I I guarantee if you don't give it
a crap by that fantasy but man, that was so exciting.
I mean, do you I would like to talk to Holmes.
I don't know how he's feeling. He had to be
doing the same thing. I was pacing the room and
at last drive the last few minutes, he had to
be screaming at the TV.
Speaker 1 (19:02):
Luckily we already made the playoffs, so it was, oh,
we were gonna try to go for the number one seed,
and then we got sodomized by one hundred and I
was like, just act like we didn't try. Here's some
guys on the way over wire. We weren't trying, tried
to win. Lost by fifty. I told you just today
the Reds do it. Let's win it. That's just a
bad look entering the playoffs. We tried, guys, we gave
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it everything we could to get that number one seed.
Lost by seventy five.
Speaker 2 (19:26):
I mean me being an idiot and trying to do
something and start Will Levis, I mean, talk about overthinking it.
It almost cost me my life. But I persevered. I
persevered and won't say you in the playoffs.
Speaker 1 (19:41):
We'll see you in the playoffs.
Speaker 2 (19:43):
They start tomorrow. We'll take a break, we'll right back.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
Already started recording.
Speaker 2 (19:51):
I know we just took a break, you idiot. Can
I just say that baseball teams might be the dumbest
organizations I've ever seen in my life. Golden bat, No,
not golden bat. Seven hundred and something million dollars. Yeah,
we should have talked about this the other day. I
was on me, man, I don't know, it's not on you.
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We had so much other to talk about. But how
do you give someone seven one hundred million dollars?
Speaker 1 (20:19):
Coach, it took you forever to say that sentence, but
allow me to say this. Do you know how they
Mets got him over the Yankees? Uh?
Speaker 2 (20:25):
Yeah, he didn't want to play for the Yankees, but.
Speaker 1 (20:28):
There was also another reason. Tell me, the Mets offered
him a sweet for his family and friends, and the
Yankees wouldn't do it, and that equates to it. They said,
some sweets are five thousand a game, summer thirteen thousand.
You do that over what is it? Eighty yeah, eighty
games eighty times let's just say eight thousand, so eighty
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times eight.
Speaker 2 (20:51):
Half a million? So man, half a million. Dude, like
he couldn't afford it. He has seven hundred and something
million dollars. I don't think that half a million makes
it a damn bit of difference. He didn't want to
play for the Yankees.
Speaker 1 (21:03):
It was because he was snake bit. He got just
to the finals. He got all the way up there
and just didn't climax. You know, I go ahead, I
was just gonna it's h came so close and didn't.
I don't know if the Mets, though, is the option.
I mean, the Dodgers, they seem like they're just retooling.
They're the heavy favorite in Vegas, and then you look
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over on the other side of things and the Yankees
who got Chris Freed.
Speaker 2 (21:32):
Max Freed went to the Yankees.
Speaker 1 (21:35):
I think it's Taylor Carroway he goes. It was so
emotional losing Max Freed, and I just totally butcher his name.
Speaker 2 (21:43):
But no, here, here's the thing, it's okay. I don't
understand how the Mets think they're gonna be good.
Speaker 1 (21:49):
They're never good.
Speaker 2 (21:50):
They're not gonna be good.
Speaker 1 (21:51):
They don't have the pitching. And the one guy that
plays the trumpet song is he's still their closer because
he's about to just get lit up everybody.
Speaker 2 (21:58):
But if they don't re sign Pete lowns. What damn
difference does it make? Because here here with one Sodo,
you have Aaron Judge batting behind Himber in front of him,
and Stanton behind Himber in front of him. I don't
even know their lineup, but pitchers have to pitch to them.
If you don't have anybody that can hit bombs around
one Soto, guess what, I'll just walk his ass.
Speaker 1 (22:17):
See, the Mets seemed like they were gonna kind of
be a sneaky team in the playoffs. I believe they
won the first series and didn't make it any farther
than that, But it's their pitching that holds them back.
They got Francisco Lariano Cordero, Francisco lock.
Speaker 2 (22:31):
Dude, he hits the door.
Speaker 1 (22:32):
I mean he hits his weight. Guy hasn't hit three
hundred since the claned administration.
Speaker 2 (22:37):
Then I also that because when he if he is
really twenty six years old, when he's this contract is
fifteen years so he's gonna be like forty one years old.
Speaker 1 (22:47):
That's why of these nip never make any sense. He's
never gonna outperform it. Whereas at my current job, I
always tell them, I always outperform my contracts. When Soto
signs this, what does he say? Oh my god, Oh
my gosh, we got the bag, get out, good, hoorry.
Speaker 2 (23:04):
We're rich, We're rich.
Speaker 1 (23:06):
There's no way you are worth that much.
Speaker 2 (23:09):
He's gonna be getting paid fifty five million dollars a
year when he can't even walk.
Speaker 1 (23:14):
He for sure is gonna hit less than three hundred
this year.
Speaker 2 (23:18):
That's a guarantee. Right, it's a guarantee.
Speaker 1 (23:20):
Right. No player in the history signs that big of
a contract. And then you go, wow, that was so
worth it, man, that was great.
Speaker 2 (23:28):
Wouldn't you rather sign three stud pitchers for two hundred
million dollars each? Well, it's small ball. Soto just hits bombs.
Speaker 1 (23:38):
I don't.
Speaker 2 (23:39):
I mean he's good, he's good. He's not seven hundred
million dollars good.
Speaker 1 (23:46):
And didn't he win the championship with the Nationals four
years ago? Those bones have got to be getting older.
Speaker 2 (23:53):
I mean, he's twenty six allegedly.
Speaker 1 (23:55):
And then he was in the hot tub when he
found out and his buddy had some old Android phone.
It was all blurry videos.
Speaker 2 (24:01):
Can we not? I mean, with seven hundred million dollars,
we can't have cameras set up at the house ready
to announce this.
Speaker 1 (24:06):
I mean, the dude was partying in the Dominican Republic
in a hot tub with a dude who has a
bad Android phone. And that guy you just got signed
to almost a billion dollars and he was just partying
with two of his buddies.
Speaker 2 (24:18):
No chicks, Brian Cashman said, said some high end players
that make a lot of money for us, if they
want sweets, they buy them.
Speaker 1 (24:26):
In past years and that was the precedent and they
didn't want to, you know, try to put stuff into
your contract, which has been introduced to me. Maybe you know,
maybe I do I get a little birthday party on
my birthday. I want the day off. Maybe you put
that into your contract. Parking spaces, you can add that
in your contract. So if you guys are contract I
know the truckers, I don't know exactly what you're dealing with.
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God I to watch out, but maybe it is stuff
you work into the contract. Smartes Soto to try and
get the suite.
Speaker 2 (24:54):
My question is, so Mike Fisher when he played here
at bridgetone and Carrie Underwood was in a suite, Mike
Fisher had to pay for that. I swear to God.
I always thought they just gave it to him for free.
Speaker 1 (25:06):
So did I. But remember it's the Yankees, and oh
we don't wear mustaches. Oh you gotta shave your taint.
There's weird stuff like that with the Yankees. Maybe it's
just them who don't do sweets preds. Hey, I got
Carrie's coming to town. She's got her artist friend Lauren
Alena and another girl named Laney Wilson. Is it cool
if they have a sweet? Oh yeah, don't worries. I
bet that's free. I mean, there's no way Carrie Underwood's
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wiring some money to get a sweet.
Speaker 2 (25:28):
And I would bet because Carrie's not going to She
didn't go to every game, so there's not like he
bought a suite for the whole season when she's coming
to a game and they're probably like, Hey, we got
an MB suite, Come sit in it. You're cool.
Speaker 1 (25:37):
And a lot of the suites are owned by businesses.
We knew that because iHeart used to have a suite.
Speaker 2 (25:41):
Dude.
Speaker 1 (25:41):
That's how I got into the Stanley Cup five.
Speaker 2 (25:42):
Yeah, the Grand Hyatt has a suite, and that's what
we're gonna be sitting in Pred's game. There are sweet
tickets available for the Sore Losers convention. Then there's also
just general admission tickets where we have a whole section
for everybody that's coming Sore Losers dot Com.
Speaker 1 (25:55):
Great transition, and the suite at the Stanley Cup game
was amazing because as I get into it, and so
our boss at the time, yep, he goes, how did
you get into the suite? And I'm seven deep in
michelobs And the first thing I came to my mind
is I have to lie to him or else he's
gonna tell on me that I that I was able
to sneak into.
Speaker 2 (26:15):
This game, Like I just walked into the suite.
Speaker 1 (26:17):
No, I go, oh, in the parking lot, dude, I
paid a thousand for a ticket, And he goes, oh nice.
We must have been talking to two different kinds of money
because to him that was a normal amount. I never
would have paid one thousand dollars. He goes, oh nice,
you paid a thousand for a ticket to the Stanley
Cup finals.
Speaker 2 (26:32):
Well, come on, come on in the suite. He's like, man,
how what are the odds that you ran into someone
in the parking lot that had a ticket for our suite.
That's crazy.
Speaker 1 (26:40):
And then all you jackasses on the big showed. Nobody
believed me that I got into a suite for the
Stanley Cup Finals until there was some other coworker there
in the iHeart suite and they took pictures. And not
only was I in the suite, I had my shirt
off and around the brass that I heard and I
was spinning around my head shirtless in front of their
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kids and their wives. And he goes, yeah, he was there.
The only picture they had. I had nothing on, right
but camel pants.
Speaker 2 (27:12):
No, you had your stupid little uh Havana hat, your
Havana hat like you're a Cuban mafia dude down in
little Miami, you know what I mean, little Havanah. And
you got the cigar and you got your dude.
Speaker 1 (27:24):
You know what. We won that son of a bitch
four to two over the Penguins. Lout lost the series
four to two, but it was a turning point in
the series. The electricity in that building it was electrifying,
for lack of a different adjective, it was electrifying. And
the hair stood up on my hands and arms. Unlike
any bar in town. You wouldn't have got that at
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floge out that you were at rest in peace?
Speaker 2 (27:47):
Yeah, rest in peace. I was doing a watch party there.
You wouldn't have got that watching it on the big
screen on Broadway when they had all those people jammed
on Broadway. And this year they just I mean, they suck.
Speaker 1 (27:56):
They're worse in the vision, right.
Speaker 2 (27:58):
I do not understand how they got these studs.
Speaker 1 (28:01):
You don't understand how dude? If you see the division.
Speaker 2 (28:07):
No, I don't really pay attention to hockey that.
Speaker 1 (28:09):
Yeah, Minnesota Wild are going buck ass Wild, the jack
and Knight, the Jackalopes, the what are they called, the
Winnipeg Jackalopes.
Speaker 2 (28:19):
But they're playing some hockey. But I thought we got
some big dudes like Marcia Shaw from the Vegas Golden Knights,
we got Stamcoast from the Tampa Bay Lightning and we
can't score a goal.
Speaker 1 (28:32):
Yeah. Sometimes with that hockey it is a kind of
a chemistry type thing. I mean, if if you really
look at hockey, it's the had nothing to go with there.
I'm not a big hockey guy, but what I am
trying to say is it's it's all about chemistry. NBA,
you can't put five stars on a team. You got
a guy that's a glue guy. He's better than a star,
and you'll find that out. Boston Celtics, Jacob White, Derek
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people like them are the glue. They're the reason they win.
The Drew Holidays.
Speaker 2 (29:01):
You need you need glue, guys, you absolutely need him.
What is JFF?
Speaker 1 (29:06):
Johnny fucking Football got his hands on my arms money sign?
Speaker 2 (29:12):
Oh my god, right swearing a Johnny Man's aldi and
I've been looking at it, going Jeff box Worthy, Jeff.
I couldn't figure it out, dude. So while you're talking,
I'm staring at JFF and I could not think of
what it was.
Speaker 1 (29:26):
Yeah, Johnny, Yeah, Johnny football.
Speaker 2 (29:29):
Man, that's pretty good. Hey you see him in the.
Speaker 1 (29:31):
Bathtub Josey Conseko's daughter.
Speaker 2 (29:34):
Yeah, she's hot.
Speaker 1 (29:37):
I just saw a little e was it? A was?
Speaker 2 (29:39):
I called one of the.
Speaker 1 (29:43):
What's a smaller image of a big image? I just
saw a thumbnail of it.
Speaker 2 (29:46):
My question is, so you put that out on the internet, right,
what happens the next time you're with jose Canseeko? Like
I understand he knows that you're banging his daughter, Like
he knows you guys are getting naked together, but to
have pictures of you two in the bathtub naked and
you're like your hand up in her hair and very awkward, well.
Speaker 1 (30:06):
Even more awkward. Mike stud my boy. Yeah, he used
to date Josie Canseco O then they broke up. Josie
Canseco dated either Logan or Jake Paul. Josie Canseco is
a model, always been the daughter of Jose Canseco. Mike
stud gets in a huge fight with Johnny Manziel. They're
no longer friends, no longer friends. No argument over merch,
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over the podcast, over money owed, overlying contracts. NDA's what
was what I should have got, what I didn't get.
Speaker 2 (30:35):
I hope that never happens with sore losers. Man.
Speaker 1 (30:37):
It was something like Johnny Manziel. That show came out
and Mike, Mike was a producer about it. He may
have maybe came out with the idea remember that one.
Speaker 2 (30:43):
Yeah, I watched it.
Speaker 1 (30:45):
Yeah, and it with Johnny. Thought he's supposed to get
more money from it. Thought he was kind of getting
rinsed a little bit, if you will. But it comes
down to it, there was a contract sign Johnny was
only owed a certain amount of money. And so then
the fight and every dude studd in Manzeller in this dude,
and then very soon after, Manzel dates Josie Canseco Studs
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ex Girl bathroom photo.
Speaker 2 (31:08):
Oh so it's kind of like he's doing it to
get back at stud that they were fighting. He was like,
you know what, I'm gonna go out to your chick.
Speaker 1 (31:13):
Maybe not, but I mean she's also hot, so it's
not like it's just a revenge thing, you know. Yeah,
hell hath no fury, like a.
Speaker 2 (31:21):
Like a scorned woman, like.
Speaker 1 (31:23):
A scorned football player. I mean, you never know, you
never know.
Speaker 2 (31:28):
I mean, have you said, speaking of did you see
the clip.
Speaker 1 (31:30):
Of Brett farv Is with the linebacker. Oh my god, dude.
I watched him five times and laughed every time.
Speaker 2 (31:40):
Oh my god, oh my god, dude, Like that was
maybe the most uncomfortable thing I've ever seen in my life.
Speaker 1 (31:47):
It wasn't even a funny. I mean it was funny
because it was so cringe.
Speaker 2 (31:51):
Like I thought he was like I saw this, dude.
It was like Mark Gastino confronts Brett farb over sack
record and I'm like, Okay, this is gonna be kind
of funny, like, Okay, they're gonna joke about it. But
this dude, Okay, first of all, I don't know the audio.
Hold on, yes, I don't know who this Mark mc
gast know is.
Speaker 1 (32:10):
Before my time, some jackass thought he should have had
the sack record, and he thought that Brett Farvr took
a fall so that another guy could get the sack
record and overtake Gason Owens. So Gason was held on
for thirty years and gasonaw as Parkinson's.
Speaker 2 (32:21):
Oh he does have Parkinson's Yeah, and so.
Speaker 1 (32:23):
Was Brett farv.
Speaker 2 (32:24):
Well, Brett Farr is a piece of shit. I don't
care about him, like he's a loser. I mean people
like he went on Twitter yesterday and wrote this long
apology like I'm here to clear things up, and Terrell
Owens retweeted him and goes quote retreat and said, are
you here to talk about how I thought you were
going to clear up how you were misproportiontising funds to
go to the Southern miss Volleyball just like ripping on him.
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But the Gasone had the season's single season sack record
and Brett Varr took a dive so Strahan could set
the record in the last game, and this dude's been
holding on to it. I didn't know he had Parkinson's because, dude,
when he started talking, I was like, what the fuck
wrong with this dude?
Speaker 1 (33:01):
I thought?
Speaker 2 (33:01):
I was like, what is wrong with this guy? You
met a long time ago?
Speaker 3 (33:07):
I saw you right how you doing when you fell
down for him? I'm gonna get my sack back. I'm
gonna get my sack back. Dude, you probably would hurt me. Well,
I don't care. You hurt me. You hurt me. You
hear me, Yeah, I hear you really hurt me. You
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hurt me, Brett. We gotta get back to this, Brett.
Speaker 1 (33:29):
I'm sorry. And also, hey, can we get a little
warning from ESPN that this is a real life clip
and it's not gonna be heartwarming because I think everybody
I just like me and you get get young. Yeah.
I clicked on it getting ready to at my heart
warmed and it's too cringe. Guy's arguing about a sack
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cracker thirty years ago and he wants to kick Brett
Barms out.
Speaker 2 (33:54):
He goes, I want you, I want I want my
sack back, and Brett Barb goes, you probably hurt me,
like Brett, I was thinking, he's saying he wants to
sack him, right, And then Brett is clinched up.
Speaker 1 (34:04):
This dude's got about six inches to a foot on it. God,
and so Brett's clinched up, and Brett all of a
sudden realized this got really serious. That guy goes, you
hurt me, Brett, and Brett just stands there. He has
no comeback, and then the guy hits him, beginning with
you hurt me, Brett, and I go, dude, I thought
the boys were gonna go.
Speaker 2 (34:18):
At it, and then you got random humpty dumpty standing there,
goes hey, Brett, we gotta get back to this, Like Brett,
don't even sit there and talk it out. They don't
even discuss it. They don't like, they don't hang out.
Speaker 1 (34:31):
Also ESPN, I thought they were all doing each other
reach around. ESPN just straight up and goes, hey, guys,
this is a funny clip. Watch this shit, dude, why
would you buy so awkward? That's what you expect from
like a joke site. But ESPN and both, I mean
both guys played on ESPN. They're like, hey, you want
to laugh at some shit? Listen to these two old
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timers fight. You hurt me, Brett, and Brett's like, yeah,
you'd hurt me now, man, I'm glad we had the
same record. Dude. I watched it like ten times. I
said that.
Speaker 2 (35:03):
I going like, dude, like what am I missing here?
And I watched it again. Am I still awkward as hell?
Speaker 1 (35:08):
I still?
Speaker 2 (35:09):
I thought it was gonna be so funny and they
were gonna like hug it out and they never hugged
it out.
Speaker 1 (35:13):
And then he goes, you took a fall, man, you
owe me that record. And then Brett's sitting there like
a gunslinger. My sag man the whole time, my sag man,
Ma time, Brett's got his hands at his sides like
he's at a draw and about to draw his gun. Dude,
it was two gunslingers going at it at point blank range.
Speaker 2 (35:31):
Oh man, it's unbelievable. I would like I was trying
to pull up Brett Farr's whole like what his Oh man, dude, I'm.
Speaker 1 (35:41):
Telling you, that's what the podcast is gonna be. In
twenty years. It's gonna be one of the nations recording
at one of these conventions, and it's just gonna be
your convention. I'll be a long gun and I go
up to you and I'm like, hey, man, I want
my convention back.
Speaker 3 (35:56):
Man.
Speaker 1 (35:58):
Well, you hurt me, Man, You hurt me? Man? What'd
you say? I should you hurt me?
Speaker 2 (36:08):
Man? I wanted to clear the air on the footage
release showing a small dust up between myself and Mark Gastineau,
the former New York Jet. So here's a thread back
in two thousand and two, when Michael Strahan sacked me
at the end of a game that we had wrapped up.
I was in no way trying to hurt Mark Gastineau.
I was trying to choose close out a game and
squeeze the last bit of fun out of a hard
fought game. I booted out of a run thinking it
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would be a wide open saw stray Hans standing there
and duck down. The game was over. There was no
need for me to do anything spectacular. It probably wasn't
Michael's best sack or tackle for loss. In a different
gamer situation, I would have made a bigger effort to
avoid the sun. I mean, he goes on and on
and on, and then he says, uh, I hope this
controversy brings attention to just how great Mark Gatstnau was.
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He belongs in Canton. Merry Christmas, everyone, Brett.
Speaker 1 (37:00):
Oh man, you hurt me with that convention in Nashville.
Speaker 2 (37:04):
All right, we're gonna take a break back.
Speaker 1 (37:10):
Whoa Arnold, keep running beds down. Hey, you hurt me.
You hurt me. You intentionally made me work on the
one faith. You hurt me. Now you hurt me a
little piece of shit. You hurt me back in twenty
twenty four at the convention. You didn't invite me. What
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you're still holding onto that? Yes, you didn't give Abby
a free tickets. You hurt me lunching.
Speaker 2 (37:40):
Right, there are no free passes, Arnold, there are no
free passes. Sore losers dot com.
Speaker 1 (37:45):
Yeah, you guys took a dive, you hurt me.
Speaker 2 (37:49):
Yeah, we did take a dive. Kathy took a dive
right off his wheelchair. Oh my god, that was so bad.
I mean, I still forget who who got Cavy home
that night?
Speaker 1 (38:00):
Was this Vegas or Nashville?
Speaker 2 (38:01):
It was Nashville. There's one. You left us at the
karaoke bar. I don't remember.
Speaker 1 (38:06):
No, I was pushing Cappy. No you left, because that's
tell knew I needed to bail because we had a brunch.
Speaker 2 (38:11):
The next time we got we got how do you
say it? Escorted out of the karaoke bar.
Speaker 1 (38:17):
And as Kapy was right next to some girl that
looked like Landy Wilson and she was just shaking her shit,
and I posted Cappy up and for the next twenty minutes,
his ticket was paid for because he had the best
time of his life watching these girls in Nashville dance
to that music. And I got a picture and I
put it on the Instagram that was Cappy in the
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wild Man and it was great, and I dude, I
went up to every person I was feeling it and
I'd be like, hey, he's handicapped. Got to get him
up front and doing people. Oh okay, sounds good. I mean, dude,
he was getting in the front of everything, front of
the line, elevator, boom, no waiting here, and nope, yup,
you're right around. Yes, he can sit up front. Great, yep,
We'll get him a waitress, all drinks will be brought
to him.
Speaker 2 (38:58):
Is Cabby coming this year?
Speaker 1 (38:59):
I haven't heard from I've been talking to him. I
think he is.
Speaker 2 (39:01):
I mean, I haven't I haven't heard from Cappy. You
coming to the convention. We haven't heard from you. I
want to know if Laurie's coming, because Laurie was saying
she may not make it, and then I might, and
then she's posting that she may make it. So Laurie,
I mean, are you are you coming? Are you bringing
your cousin, your twin? Are you bringing him Sam? Are
you coming? I don't know. I don't know who's all coming. Yeah,
I wonder.
Speaker 1 (39:19):
I'm curious is it more guys or more girls that
we that were attracting with Morgan potentially going to be there?
Speaker 2 (39:25):
Does that attract Morgan's out? She already said she's out,
Like we're not evenna try to fake it like she's coming.
She she bailed on us once again. That's what happens.
People bail.
Speaker 1 (39:33):
And I bet we can get Amy. I doubt it
for the truckers.
Speaker 2 (39:39):
I don't think Amy would be down with our crew.
Our crowd is a little different, touchy feely. No, just uh,
they like to have fun a little more fun than
Amy likes to have. I think four things with Amy Brown.
I mean, she's a great person, but I just think
we're probably more fun and if you want to.
Speaker 1 (39:53):
Track it back. Guys, it was weather last year. Wasn't
that really what happened? Oh?
Speaker 2 (39:56):
Dam it was so cold?
Speaker 1 (39:57):
Well, it was freezing cold. And then we had to
watch the it was some soccer game because the football
guy canceled.
Speaker 2 (40:02):
We had to watch a live band because the game
got postponed because of snow.
Speaker 1 (40:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (40:06):
I mean that just wasn't in our favor. So it
wasn't in our favor. And you know what else is
not in our favor? Man? We got co ed soccer tonight,
ray and we got we got a third girl to join.
We got a third girl. We found her at the gym,
and two girls are out tonight. We're down to one girl,
down to one girl. We had to have two girls
on the field at the time, so we're gonna be
playing down a man woman the whole time. And it
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just sucks. It's so frustrating to be forty three years
old and get on Instagram and beg chicks to play
soccer with you.
Speaker 1 (40:36):
Well, and it's not that. And here's where I don't
respect you. Go ahead, Are we above driving down Broadway
trying to find a bacheorette?
Speaker 2 (40:44):
Yeah? I just don't think she has her shoes with her,
she's probably in high heels. It's gonna be really hard.
Speaker 1 (40:48):
Dude, you realize the ratio on Broadway. You say, the
ratio at your game is you're down a chick. Yeah,
we're down at The ratio on Broadway is twenty to
one chicks to dudes. I guarantee you, you and me
take one strip in the murdered out Tahoe.
Speaker 2 (41:02):
One strip or one trip trip down the strip. Got it.
Speaker 1 (41:06):
And just like we did back in the day, Remember
we had handout roses.
Speaker 2 (41:09):
That was awkward. We went to Belmont's campus.
Speaker 1 (41:11):
Married, I bet let me get let me say.
Speaker 2 (41:16):
Cringe talking about one of those things that I am shot.
I am shocked that we did not get pulled over
and searched by the police doing this, Like I cannot
believe we did not get like pulled over, slammed to
the ground, and just like lecture because we were driving
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around the Vandy campus and the Belmont campus in ray
before he got his little blazer fixed up. I mean,
din it out, windows not working, peeling paint, ass thing,
and we're driving through the campus, walking sidewalks with your vehicle.
Speaker 1 (41:56):
And we'd hand out a rose.
Speaker 2 (41:57):
And we'd hand out rows, these roses, these girls just
walking to class, and I mean Ray would block the
damn sidewalk with his car so they couldn't go around,
and we would pop out the window. Would you like
a rose? Like, No, I don't want a rose. Get
the hell out of my way. You're probably worried that
we're gonna throw you in the back of the damn car.
Speaker 1 (42:17):
Dude. The gen zs nowadays would have never put up.
Speaker 2 (42:20):
Oh my god, I cannot believe we did that. That
is one of the funniest, stupidest, hilarious things to think
about us doing.
Speaker 1 (42:28):
I mean what I have the mental image the parking
lot was just right. Let's just say it was it
that cupcake place, or it's all these restaurants and hotels
and stuff that's turned over. There's no mellow mushroom, there's
no Wendy's anymore. We're in that parking lot. Let's just
say it was a cupcake place, dude. And I just.
Speaker 2 (42:44):
Remember Wendy's is gone.
Speaker 1 (42:45):
One of the first thing's gone.
Speaker 2 (42:46):
No, it's still there, man, No, it's gone. Man, it's gone.
It's not dude.
Speaker 1 (42:50):
I pull into the cupcake place. This girl's just thinking
she's cutting through the cupcake place to get to campus faster,
and I cut through the cupcake place too, and it's.
Speaker 2 (43:00):
Her in my car.
Speaker 1 (43:01):
She probably thought we were gonna rob her, dude, and
we rose. She probably thought I was gonna hit her,
just like there's a chake, there's a jake, Go go, go,
go go, and you reach your hand out with a
rose and give it to these chicks. That was before
I was married. That's bad, dude, Let's not tell those stories.
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So so bad? How did we not get Hey, guys,
go ahead and pull over. Put your hands up. You
don't have proper identification. I'd be driving on Vanderbilt in
Belmont's campus. Please pull over with your hands up. We
were passing campus cops, like pulling over into parking lots,
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cornering people, not one girl. I did not want call
it in.
Speaker 2 (43:54):
I call it in. You're gonna have to call it in.
Speaker 1 (43:56):
How did I know that pick up?
Speaker 2 (43:57):
Those blue emergency.
Speaker 1 (43:58):
Folks better located all throughout campus. We got a problem.
So that bid isn't that funny because we got the
emergency phone called on us.
Speaker 2 (44:08):
Hey, we got these three oldernicks driving around here.
Speaker 1 (44:14):
Dude, if we did it today and today's woke society,
we would be handcuffed, my car would be impounded, and
we would be in the night in jail. If I
went on campus cornering chicks to hand him a rose. Dude,
First of all, they're doing so much construction. I don't
even know if you can drive through campus. Dude, we
were in there. I was like thirty five. You guys
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were probably forty. No, I was trying, dude. We three
older dudes were pulling over handing these roses to co eds.
Speaker 2 (44:48):
Oh my gosh, we're just trying to make their day. Man,
we were just trying to make their day.
Speaker 1 (44:53):
And you know, thinking back, they smiled and they laughed
and thought it was funny.
Speaker 2 (44:57):
No, no, no, I don't think they smiled and I thought
it was funny. I think they smiled and it was
an uncomfortable like this is funny, Get the hell away
from it. I don't know that we were talking about.
Speaker 1 (45:10):
Terrible memory.
Speaker 2 (45:11):
I have no recollection of what we were talking about
of us driving around.
Speaker 1 (45:18):
Campus with roses. You divorce me today. That's so bad.
And we thought it was normal. Oh go go go, yeah, yeah,
there's a chick over there. Chick over there. Yeah, I'd
pull up. It would be like a dude with longer hair.
Sometimes it was a couple of times I think it
was a dude. We pulled up on back out, back off.
Speaker 3 (45:37):
Guy.
Speaker 1 (45:37):
It's a guy, skateboarder, long hair, not a check dude,
blonde hair, my California guy.
Speaker 2 (45:42):
Oh my gosh, all right, I don't have anything else
for you.
Speaker 1 (45:46):
Man, Dude, that's not even a good memory. Holy crap,
what the hell were you talking? We could have got impounded.
Speaker 2 (45:52):
Oh, we could have got pounded. All right, dude.
Speaker 1 (45:53):
The car, the Trailblazer, I'm still driving it. It's probably
got a search worn out. Dude.
Speaker 2 (45:59):
Well, no, now that you redid it, you did just
like the criminals. You painted it. You did it that way.
They don't recognize it. I took all this shit off it.
That's what that's what criminals do do. They redo it.
Speaker 1 (46:10):
Yeah, we got that car from campus about ten years ago.
I got it right here heading over North Anderson Mill. Yeah,
it's actually looked like he got a wrap job.
Speaker 2 (46:17):
Now.
Speaker 1 (46:17):
It's about dark gray greenish. Looks like he tried to
just scrape the whole thing and and almost do the
new license plate and all that.
Speaker 2 (46:24):
It's gotta it's gott a. I don't even I don't
know what the heck you did, but it's got a
rack on top. Now it's got some weird lights.
Speaker 1 (46:31):
I think he's got the rack that he's gonna try
and strap some girls up there.
Speaker 2 (46:35):
I think he's trying to impersonate a police officer. We
don't want to pull thishim up over. He went from
roses to officer. We can roll on him.
Speaker 1 (46:41):
Yeah, this guy's mother can creep. Let's go ahead, just
get him now. Yep, we got him from ten years ago. Yep,
you can get him. Dude, they get me. Hey, what's
up man? Uh? Yeah, from ten years You remember the
rose bit from ten years ago that we aired on
the radio and you would pull over women. Man, we
finally got oh.
Speaker 2 (47:00):
Man, we've been looking for you.
Speaker 1 (47:02):
Man. Oh man, it ain't me, man, Yeah, you got
the wrong guy.
Speaker 2 (47:05):
Hey, you tried to walk into a Vandy game and
the facial recognition wait wait, sires go off. You're like,
what not win a night in jail?
Speaker 1 (47:12):
Mother? Oh that's justin dude, we try to go the
Vandy game. He couldn't even prove that he got COVID vaccine.
I'm like, dude, you fucking work at vandeid. You don't
have proof of the COVID vaccine. So he logged on
to the vander Belt website to prove to the gate
agent that he got the COVID vaccine. I'm like, dude,
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you probably doubt Can you log into that he was
in the portal?
Speaker 2 (47:36):
Dude, wait justin you didn't have your vaccinated card laminated? Bro, Like,
what the hell's wrong with you? Gotta be carrying it
on you?
Speaker 1 (47:44):
Dude. He logs into the portal and it's his blood type,
his BAC, his weight, height, every pit bit a crucial
information possible to show it to this gate agent that
he got the COVID test.
Speaker 2 (47:54):
Dude, I'm so over the portal now, like the portal,
I was all for people transferring. It's it's so stupid.
It is so damn stupid.
Speaker 1 (48:00):
Well, and here's where it's stupid. I actually did some
research because I noticed. Now I remember it's always parlay's
isn't And I'm always a futures bet susan. So now
I'm looking into college basketball. All these dumbass sights. They
don't like your parlay with conference winners and stuff. So
you actually have to pick either the winner of the
n C March Madness, NCAA March Madness, or a team
to make it to the Final four. So then I
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was like, hell, yeah, obviously not Kansas.
Speaker 2 (48:24):
Now I'm thinking.
Speaker 1 (48:25):
Now I'm me hold on now, one hundred.
Speaker 2 (48:28):
Dickinson off the damn court. The dude is trashed.
Speaker 1 (48:30):
So now I'm fuck who who beat all but Auburn
the other day? Duke Duke with that hundred leg foot flag. Yeah,
so I see Duke and I'm like, ah, whatever, they're
hot Auburn to make the Final four. I think it's
like two times your money. Oh yeah, why would I
not do that? I started looking at Auburn's roster. I
said all this to say this, Let's look at last
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year's team transferred transferred. Oh who's this guy? Oh transferred
from another school. Oh, let's look at Duke transfer transferred. Dude,
every team, if you didn't start, if you got like
ten minutes just on the brink of you know, not
playing benching, they've transferred all the teams that used to
be would be a guy that went to the league.
Now it's boon. This team he went oh he went
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to Oregon State. Oh he transferred. Ouh, he transferred, he transfer,
transferred in, transferred out. Every team has seven or eight
guys that transferred from somewhere else, dude.
Speaker 2 (49:22):
Not only that, but college football, Like if you they
just answered, it's stupid they have the transfer portal open
while the season is still going. Like Tulane's starting quarterback,
they made a bull. He transferred to Duke Duke. I
don't I think they made a bull? Guess what they're
starting quarterback? Malik Murphy entered the transfer portal like, it's
like what the guys on Texas guys that are in
(49:45):
the playoff transfer portal, explain it to me? What the
and it's out there, dude. There were so many people
entering the portal that the website crashed. They couldn't handle
all the guys putting their name in the transfer portal?
Speaker 1 (50:01):
Is it like an actual portal?
Speaker 2 (50:03):
Like I think you got the register.
Speaker 1 (50:05):
Okay, so you register in the portal and you like
drag your name over to portal. I guess so that
you don't even have to tell a coach.
Speaker 2 (50:12):
Unfreaking believe it is the portal.
Speaker 1 (50:15):
I want to go to the pop Show, Morning Show, Zach,
Mandy and Mindy.
Speaker 2 (50:19):
It is so ridiculous. I mean, it's out of control.
There's over one thousand people in the portal already.
Speaker 1 (50:25):
Guys, if you do, if you're bored at work, let
me just give give it some validity. Go does the
college basketball roster Auburn does have.
Speaker 2 (50:31):
Like Kansas has a bunch of transfers. Auburn has like.
Speaker 1 (50:34):
The Big Three or from the championship team that didn't
win the championship last year. So Auburn, I think, makes
the final four. They're gonna be damn they're damn good. Okay,
you're gonna get two to one odds. But just look
at their players. Oh this guy he came from where
Weber State? Oh where'd this guy come from? George Mason?
And then you go click on it. Oh George Mason.
He played ten minutes, so he thinks now he can
transfer and then try and parlay that into something else.
Speaker 2 (50:54):
Hey, we got to transfer from Wisconsin, we got to
transfer from North Dakota State, we gotta transfer from Alabama.
I mean, Kansas has transferred from EMBERB two. It's unreal,
so that I would.
Speaker 1 (51:05):
Almost say basketball is more rampant than football.
Speaker 2 (51:08):
Oh Man, this is crazy. Northwestern State d N Chancellor
Owens has set a pair of visits to Arizona and Cincinnati.
His agents say he entered the transport portal portal from
Northwestern State, Okay, Stonybrook D lineman Rashawn Lawrence has set
five visits Georgia Tech, Minnesota, Virginia. He entered the portal.
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Florida State Edge Marvin Jones has entered the transport portal.
This is just live updates. Arizona quarterback to Carrio Davis
has entered the portal. This is u f I use
wide receiver Eric Rivers has entered the portal. I'm just
going these are all this morning.
Speaker 1 (51:45):
I'm entering the portal. I want to go to the
pic show.
Speaker 2 (51:48):
This guy cowboy Nation. Uh McNeese state he is some.
Simeon Mitchell has entered the portal. Worcester Native Coffee Asar
has entered the portal.
Speaker 1 (51:59):
I'm the portal to take this personally with.
Speaker 2 (52:02):
Morgan uh Kentucky wide receiver Dane Key has entered the portal.
Looks like he's gonna go visit Georgia. Alabama QB Dylan
Longeren is entering the portal.
Speaker 1 (52:14):
I'm manna entered the portal go to four Things. We're
now gonna rename it five.
Speaker 2 (52:17):
Things with San Jose State quarterback Emmitt Brown has entered
the portal. Washington State wide receiver Christ I mean, everybody's
in the fucking portal. Good God podcast with all right, man,
we gotta go, We gotta go have a great Wednesday.
I need a female to play soccer tonight.
Speaker 1 (52:36):
We haven't bet in about seven days because I told
you our accounts in the negative because they decided to
overturn some game in Oklahoma. Apparently Oklahoma's not allowed to
have live betting. It was an Oklahoma Temple game about
two months ago, and our account remains in the red.
I informed justin to that, I said, I've never heard
of something like this in my entire life. Of all
the things that we bet on overseas, we got Chinese,
we got Taipei, we got Asian, all kinds of ping
(53:00):
pong cricket. We've bet on everything, Whales to Europe, to Paris,
to Chinese Taipei. If I didn't already say it to
the French Polynesian, we have bet on everything. And a
game in Oklahoma is what got pinged, and for that
our account remains in the negative and we're not redepositing. Therefore,
our betting may be done for the year.
Speaker 2 (53:22):
We'll take a break.
Speaker 1 (53:26):
I'm gonna hit the portal. I'm my train.
Speaker 2 (53:28):
I mean, like Col's starting quarterback Fernando Mendoza, he threw
for three thousand yards sixteen touchdowns this season.
Speaker 1 (53:36):
Portal, and we want to give our flowers to Vanderbilt.
They made the bull.
Speaker 2 (53:41):
They did make the ball and they're playing Georgia Tech
Birmingham Bull were going. I ain't know where birmingam. Now
how far is that from here?
Speaker 1 (53:48):
I mean we might want to go to Tunic over
and swing on down through Birmingham. If you guys got
a map let us know is Tunica en route to Birmingham.
Birmingham's Alabama? Actually Tunica is going to be out Westyah.
Speaker 2 (54:00):
Were probably not gonna make that happen, but yeah, sore
losers dot Com get your tickets. I mean, I love
the guys are getting paid, but now it's just everybody
in their mom transfers.
Speaker 1 (54:08):
Well, everyn you got dion, he goes. His little quote was, yeah,
some of you are gonna get a bag because you're good.
You know, you're the elite of the elitis. You're gonna
get a bag. But I want you guys that aren't
as good to not misunderstand the portal. Some of them
are gonna get a bag, and some of you are
just gonna be blessed to play. Pretty much what he said,
he goes. Not everybody's gonna get paid. Some of this
(54:31):
is just a blessing and you just take it as that.
Others you're gonna be get blessed with a strap.
Speaker 2 (54:36):
The top nil money this year Texas twenty two million.
That's it. That was congratulations from Texas. And you can't
even get a kicker. Unbelievable. Uh yeah, we're out, have
a great Wednesday, get your tickets. What else was gonna say?
Anything else?
Speaker 1 (54:50):
Ray No, We covered absolutely everything. It's kind of a
weird time right now. It's you know, where you put
your hands because NFL is winding down, difficult to bet.
We're kind of just waiting for the convention, waiting for
the playoffs. It's kind of like a holding pattern College
the Heisman, It's gonna be Travis Henry.
Speaker 2 (55:08):
It's stupid. Here's my thing, the playoffs. Why Schudur Sanders
not in there, Dude, was phenomenal. How many Shudur Sanders
is going to be the number one pick? Right?
Speaker 1 (55:19):
Okay, it's h his So he had more touchdown passes
in yardage than Dylan Gabriel. I get that, but should
get this. The record applies to Shaudure. It doesn't to
Travis Hunter because he did something we have never seen
in this universe or this galaxy. Whereas Shadour Sanders, it
falls more on the record. I think they had four losses.
Heisman ain't in a win with four losses.
Speaker 2 (55:38):
Really really because Travis Hunter played defense? How many how
many t was he given up? Tds or what?
Speaker 1 (55:42):
The caveat is this asterisk? Unless you're Travis Hunter and
you play one hundred and thirty steps a game, then
you're allowed to be entered into the Heisman portal.
Speaker 2 (55:50):
I'm gonna tell you what. The biggest joke in the
sports is the Heisman Trophy. That's all right.
Speaker 1 (55:55):
I bet on it because it's so ay, and you know,
so the betting sites have. Travis Hunter is minus two thousand.
You put down two thousand dollars, you could win one hundred.
That's what he's gonna win.
Speaker 2 (56:04):
I get it.
Speaker 1 (56:04):
Okay, okay, but it comes down to the voters. So
the betting sites can say whatever they want, the media could.
It still comes down to a bunch of voting people
and the Heisman winners.
Speaker 2 (56:12):
I mean, they know who's gonna win.
Speaker 1 (56:14):
What about Jean Tree? Gent Tree was a hundred. He's
not gonna win the Barry Sanders.
Speaker 2 (56:17):
Does it matter?
Speaker 1 (56:18):
And he's probably gonna beat Barry Sanders in that playoff
game and it'll count towards the record. He'll be the
all time single season rushing record champion and not have
won the Heisman. Yeah, whereas Barry won it nineteen eighty
eight by being the rushing champion.
Speaker 2 (56:30):
Sorry, give it to give it to him. We're out.
Speaker 1 (56:33):
Give it to that scatamou kid from Arizona State. He
did the Heisman, he said, fuck you.
Speaker 2 (56:39):
The Heisman is a popularity contest. That is all it is.
If you're popular, you could win it. That's it. Popularity contest.
You go to a smaller school, you ain't gonna win it.
Speaker 1 (56:48):
Dude, I'm I'm Why is no kids named Heisman?
Speaker 2 (56:52):
There probably is? And those parents, for I are weird.
I mean, people name their kid at ESPN.
Speaker 1 (56:58):
Come here, little Heisman. You're a good boy husband,