Lunchbox Tries to Score Some Ladies Digits

Lunchbox was at the park chatting it up with some ladies when he had to decide whether or not to ask for their phone numbers. The biggest win of 2021 happened this weekend in sports and some people are just awful humans. You can help raise money for a good cause if you're in to that kind of thing.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:09):
Were all the one. What up, everybody? I am lunchbox.
I know the most about sports, so I'll give you
the sports facts, my sports opinion because I'm pretty much
a sports genius. Hey what hey, those drums are allowed?
Huh Like I can barely hear you on that one. Hey,

(00:30):
I'm just an audio guy, just checking what's up everybody.
I'm Eddie. I know the least about the sports, but
I'm your average sports fan, your sports watcher. Don't know
the who's who's, don't know the what's what's. Once upon
time I had Corona and I'm the number one Dallas
Cowboys fan. What's up, y'all? It is Sissan. I'm from
the North. I'm an alpha male. I currently live on
the West side of Nashville with Bazer. I'm gonna move

(00:51):
very soon. I'll keep you guys up to dated with
the longitude and latitude. As of right now, it's all
I got going on. And I still do shotgun the
lause the weekend. Coach you plant. You did the polar
plunge this weekend. That's a big that's a big deal.
Thank you, thank you. I did it for the Special Olympics,
for the kids and adults. I like the way you're

(01:14):
out there raising money for charity, right, that's a that's
a good look on you. Hey, good on you. We
raised six hundred dollars bah bah. So it ended up
being a successful campaign and you couldn't have asked for
a nicer day. It was like sixty and store Losers Nation.
If you want to get behind a good cause, you know,
if you want to donate to something to help someone out,
you want to give back to charity, find him on cameo.

(01:36):
My cameo was available. I will do St. Patrick's Day
coming up. I've done Valentine's Day, Happy Birthday, shoutouts, lunch
box on cameo. You can do that. But that's not
where I was going. I was gonna say the guy
Napoleon Dynamite, the one that whooped the dude in the
bathroom that we put the video and when we talked
about the guy that beat up the Oklahoma dude, Yeah,
he beat up the Oklahoma football player. He has a
go fund me page for his legal defenses. Oh wow,

(01:59):
what's that now? Uh? He had a goal of fifty thousand,
he has at sixty two dollars, right, wow, Hi number one,
I am the guy in the bathroom fight video. I
have laughed with the funny comments and my cowboy boots,
boots about my cowboy boots and cauliflower ear. I have
not commented because there is an ongoing investigation. I have
been advised to get an attorney. I'm also facing a

(02:21):
surgery from an injury that I received by defending myself,
and we'll be looking at some unplanned medical medical bills
and time off work recovering. So I am a full
time student with two jobs. This would be great, coach.
I did not realize he had a cauliflower ear, which
if you see someone with a call, listen, I don't
care how drunk you are. The first thing before you

(02:43):
pick up look at the ear. If they have cauliflower ears,
walk away, It doesn't matter. If the dude just kissed
your girl, walk away? Yes, your girls gone? Yes, just
say have fun? Did you give her time you need
to kiss or getting get you guys, go have a black.
Three things you don't mess with cauliflower ear, cowboy boots,

(03:04):
and a thick trunk trunk of the next cauliflower ear
and cauliflower yeah. The fact that he had cauliflower ears
and you still just sat there and messed with him
in the bathroom. Stupid, bad, bad. Yeah. Wow. So so
he's assuming that the legal fees are gonna be fifty
grand and so he's covered. Plus he's got ten grand more. Hey,

(03:27):
what does that tell you people like David Verse Goliath?
Right for sure? Yeah. But but I mean, okay, watching
the video, guys, ray lunch, do you guys are the
judges you saw the video? We already gave a full
breakdown weeks ago. I know, But I mean, do you
as a judge, are you looking at this and being like,
Oklahoma guy, you kind of like never backed off, like

(03:48):
or do you go UFC fighter you knew you can
kill the guy, like you should have backed off. The
thing you're missing is what it first happened. Because the
guy has a red eye. The UFC fighter called yea,
he has blood. There is there's other video. Know that
it's a longer version. There is pulled it up and
it was a full UFC line. Let's be honest. I
haven't looked at it. I'm just there has to be

(04:10):
because there's already blood. So people were already filming. It's
not like you just happened to film them the exciting part.
You're filming in anticipation that, oh, something might happen, unless
you don't know what's happening. Yeah, I mean how hard
that is get the phone out in time when you're
morning listen. After a couple of beers were in the
hockey game this weekend, I was trying to film. We

(04:32):
made it on the JumboTron. Guys that that was a
tough pull from the pocket get the recording at the
exact same time the it moments happening. It's difficult. Props
to the dude in the bathroom who got us that footage. So,
based on the footage you've seen, though, what would you do?
I would say that the Napoleon dynamite was not the
aggressor interesting because the other guy, the football guy, kept

(04:56):
poking him and pushing him and pushing him, and he's said, Okay,
finally i'm gonna defend myself and I'm gonna take care
of business. I'm telling you, we're we're missing the key,
crucial evidence, which is what happened to get the UFC
guy the red eye. What we saw is just a push, yes,
but I don't believe that he was then defending himself
after that push from the Oakey football player. So I'm

(05:19):
telling you maybe surveillance. I don't know if they're allowed
to do that in the bathrooms. Actually, I have a
comment from Walker's attorney. His name is Walker. By the way, Uh,
my client went first to like to state how much
he appreciates the overwhelming support he has received from friends, family,
complete strangers as he deals with the aftermath. As always,
as always, there is more to the story than was

(05:41):
depicted in the video. What is not shown as the
original assault and battery suffered by Mr Brown at the
hands of Mr Jones and Mr and his friends shortly
before the captured footage. He also left with the players
girl as canna be seeing my clients. We're already bloodied.
Prior to the beginning of the video, Mr Brown was
legally justified and defending himself in this matter. As a result,

(06:02):
Mr Brown received several injuries, including a torn biceps, which
will require surgery, and we will not make any comment
until the conclusion of the investigation authorities. Mr Brown will
also be starting for the Sooners next time. Someone told
me that that guy was just the holder? Who he was?
The guy? Yeah? Oh, I thought he was like a

(06:24):
big deal, like like a big deal. I have no idea.
That's what someone told me. I don't know if that's true.
But if you want to donate to a worthy cause,
cause Ray did the special Olympics this weekend, you can
help Mr Walker defend himself and get that biceps. Good job, coach,
But over seg please, now let's talk about rejection Jones.

(06:48):
Let's see, let's talk about international women's months. No, it's
only when Women's Day, and that's next Monday. Next Monday,
we will have women take over the podcast. We won't
even be on. It will just be an all women's show. God,
he's a receiver. He's from Nashville. Oh he is at Liberty.
Oh man, poor guy. But anyway, so I want to

(07:11):
talk about getting rejected. So Valentine's Day has come and gone.
That's a month. Don't just listen to the story. Please
come on. Going into Valentine's Day, my kids school said, hey,
don't forget. He's two and a half. Okay, and they're like,
don't forget to send your Valentines on Friday, we'll exchange
Valentine's and my wife's like, oh, we gotta get Valentine's.

(07:31):
We gotta get Valentine's because last year, no Valentine's. They're stupid,
they're too young, they don't And he came home with
a bag full of Valentine's. Every kid gave out Valentine's.
We're like okay. So she goes out and buys Valentines
this year, and she knows we need to make friends
with the people in his class. It's we're in March.
So she sent these little Valentines like you are you

(07:55):
soar into my life? Or you're soaring awesome? And she
put on there, Hey, if any of you guys want
to ever hang out, here's my phone number. And she
put her phone number, thinking the other parents would reach out. Okay,
hold on, hold on, are we talking about your wife?
Your wife did this too, Yes, because she's if you

(08:15):
ever want a play date? Right. But but but your
son is the one in daycare. He's hanging out these Valentines,
So it looks like baby Box is giving his number
out to the ladies. Well, I mean, you could look
at it that way, but the other parents are going
to see the note saying, hey, this is baby boxes mom.
If you ever want to do a play date. Here's
my phone number. She's like, we're gonna make friends with

(08:37):
all the moms in his class, and he's gonna have
all these Valentines. I picked him up that day, he
got zero Valentines. First of all, no one gave out
Valentine's so I guess he's the only one. And so
I'm thinking, okay, we'll give it a couple of weeks.
I didn't want to say anything. I wanted to see
how many people called my wife. Guys were in March.
There's a guy named Sam. He's been calling my wife

(09:00):
out in March, and my wife has been contacted by
zero parents. Wow, so the old number on the Valentine's
car didn't work. How embarrassing open for a play date
with him? How embarrassing of my wife to throw the
number out there and not a single person reach out.

(09:21):
They got that and they were like, this is creepy, Coach.
It's a very it's very unorthodox, Like it's not a
traditional way to go get numbers of other parents to
hang out. Correct. But on top of that, I gotta
tell you, boys, we've been in this situation too where
we're like we we we would like some parent friends
other you know, swears no coach, just like if the

(09:42):
kids want to hang out and you guys are slingers
sling TV. But guys, I think it's a little more
difficult than we think it is, because how trd is
it for us to make friends? Hard? How hard did
you go to a bar and have fun with a guy? Hard?
How hard do you think it is to corral another

(10:03):
set of parents and their kid and you guys and
have one big old plate eight during a pandemic hard exactly,
And not only does not hang up and listen, not
just the pandemic, guys, it's just like your day, coach,
my day, our parents as parents, the day is just
scheduled jam pack boom, boom boom. They got school, they
get out of school at this time. Then they got

(10:23):
to do homework, and then after that it's get ready
for dinner, and then after dinner it's bedtime. You know
what I mean. It's not I hope it's not run
like that because I need to enjoy their life. So
that's how it is. I mean get ready and not
even just for the kid daycare. I mean they don't
have homework, and so it's not that as later as eddies.
What I'm saying though, is parents just look at like,
I don't I don't have time to hang out with you.

(10:45):
And then the weekends come. My husband's not here during
the week so we hang out on the week ends.
So that's when we hang out as a family. We
just don't have a lot of time to hang out
with other family other families. Coach Yeah, and she that's
the root of it. She did this because pandemic wise,
you don't get to go into the school, so you
don't run into the parents picking up the kid from
class or dropping them off, so you don't even know

(11:06):
who the other parents are of the kids in your class.
So she was like, this is gonna be a creative
way to kind of make inroads in his class in
that way because he talks about some of the kids.
He says their names when we pick them up, but
we don't know who the parents are, so we have
no idea how to schedule a play dates a little
baby box? Which one did you say was Sarah? And

(11:27):
so he got you know, So she was throwing this
out there thinking, Okay, these parents are gonna be like, yeah,
that's a great idea, and I mean absolute crickets. Listen,
you guys, using the same logic that your wife the
route she went with the numbers, why don't the kids
just wear a shirt with pictures of you and your
wife on it? These are my parents meet them. Yeah,
you gotta get creative during the pandemic. Maybe that's the

(11:48):
next option for you guys. And the only problem with
that is, let's say I pick him up at three.
There's no other parents. If you pick them up at five,
you don't know what parents, what time every kid's leaving.
So you have to just sit there in the parking
lot and wait. What it's staggered. You can do it
whatever you want, you go. It's not a set released
time for daycare. So I could go pick him up
at twelve o'clock if I wanted to. But you usually

(12:08):
wait till the very end. You're like some days, some days,
not every day. Man. I went to a little parent
meet the teacher kind of thing at the very beginning
of pandemic. Like way way last year, Hey and I
met a dude. I mean we just hit it off.
I mean we were just like we started talking. We

(12:30):
had a lot in comments. You don't know he was married,
he had taken. I didn't ask him that got him
with the catch phrase. I mean his daughter was there,
his wife was there, and then I had my kids there,
and we just started talking about music and you know,
like just into He liked a lot of the bands
I liked. Coach Pearl Jim he's a big nineties grunge guy,

(12:51):
and then likes country music too. But we started talking
just about you know, being a dad and like just
kind of the obstacles we have to we have to
take and uh and Coach and not and how hard
it is to kind of find other dads, you know.
And it was cool, but regrets so much. I didn't
get a number. You didn't ask for the number, now,
so you you put in all the groundwork and you

(13:14):
didn't as Yeah, and he had a mask on too,
so I don't know exactly what he looked like. So
even if I see him today at the school, I
wouldn't know that later everybody's changed. I mean, he probably
has long hair now because he probably hadn't got a haircut.
He even had tattoos. Coach, he looked cool. Coach, you're
saying he looked like Wilson from Home Improvement. You just
don't want to you had a fisherman had all right, Wilson.

(13:36):
As awkward as it is, you gotta get the number.
But with that being said, how do you ask for
the number? That's that's my thing, because now that I
just think of that I'm married now, I never I don't.
I haven't asked for a guy's number of girls number
in years. That that is an awkward leap of faith
because you got to just be trusting that they're gonna

(13:57):
meet you halfway and give you their number and not
gonna shut you on flat, and they're gonna act like
it's a normal exchange and not awkward. Ray, what was
your move before you were married? What was your move
to get a number? Would you ask him or would
you say like, here, give me your phone? No, No No,
I think it was usually a first thing I would
go for. So my my mo emo was I would
go across the bar and be like, hey, I think

(14:18):
we're gonna bounce to another bar, but I don't want
to miss the opportunity to get your number. Let me
get it real quick baller, Yeah and so and so.
Then you don't have to buy him a drink. You
got their number, you go to another bar. You're drinking,
text them. If they don't text back, then you burn
the number. That's a way to save and not have
to buy them a drink immediately and fake like you're
leaving to another bar. You're You're really not leaving to
another bar. But oh yeah, you know crazy discount across

(14:40):
the street. I'm gonna go to the wooden nickel see
in a second, you know, dip out genius. That's I mean,
that's good a lunch. Have you now? So your wife
went that route with the number thing? Have you? I
guess since you're not interacting with other dads, I guess
you went snow sledding the other day, but you didn't
have your kids with you, so that would have been
a good time to get a good What about the

(15:01):
guy that texted you about the slopes? So you, guys friends,
does he have kids? Your number? He's just my neighbor.
What's your name? Lunch box? He's married. He's married, but
they don't have any kids. So the guy that touched
me texted me about what he didn't have any kids.

(15:22):
So I did have an awkward A couple of weeks ago,
though I was at the playground right by our house
and uh, baby Box two is taking a nap, so
we flip a coin to see who's gonna go with
Baby Box to the park. And my wife didn't want
to go really, so I went to the park and
this one lady he's like, hey, no, I forgot my ringing.

(15:45):
I'm sorry I seed it on you. At the park,
I am there and the kids are, you know, kids
running around playground. I'm staying there and she comes up.
She goes, hey, do you go to web daycare? And
I'm like, yeah, we go a web Dacare goes, oh,
she goes to web Dacre too, and so it doesn't
really called web Dacre. Yeah, no, it's not really. It's like, really, coach,

(16:07):
you're in though. She's so going what was she wearing?
Probably yoga pants? Nice. But he's also at the park
at two in the afternoon, so he seems like it's
on the weekend. It's week Sorry. I was gonna say,
you seem like an unemployed dad. Everybody but baby will
see me anything unemployed. But he's wearing a T shirt

(16:30):
and sweatpants in the park at eleven o'clock and in
the morning on a wee I'm like talking to these ladies,
you know what I mean, and we're friendly or whatever.
One lady no, no, because there was another lady. She
was like, she goes to web two somebody, are you
telling him jokes and stuff? So we're just talking about
web and like how it's hard to meet people, and
they're are you talking normal? You're telling jokes, like trying
to make him laugh. I'm not telling jokes that. I'm

(16:50):
just kind of talking okay. And so I'm texting my
wife going, hey, other web parents here, get here, get here,
wake up baby box too, come come come. She's like,
I'm trying to hurry. I'm trying to hurry. And by
the time she got there, they were gone, and she goes,
did you get their number? Yes? And that would have
been weird. Now see that's what I said. And I
was like, I told my wife, I said I was

(17:10):
torn because I well, hooters that you Later, I said,
I'm sorry that time talking to you. Sorry we see
your legs? I mean later. Yeah, it was that awkward

(17:31):
moment where it's the two women and me and they're
leaving and I'm like, so do I say, hey, can
I get your number and maybe do a play date?
So your wife texted you, hey, get their number before
you know. When she got there, she goes, did you
get their number? And I was like, no, no, no,
I can't do that, coach, because they wouldn't have given
you the number. Coach, but it was two women, and

(17:52):
he would have got the number to a played a
three way play date. Yet imagine though, like, really if
you were a scumbat and you got two moms numbers
and they wanted to hang with you, not with you
and your wife, just those two moms, legit, what if
they then text him and so he thinks it's a
play date, but it's really just them and him. It's

(18:14):
just a date. But he got his kid, Oh baby box,
run along, you go play onding Green, go on thedding,
Green will be in the winter Bago, Coach, I think
it'd be a great, great bit for you to try
to get other moms numbers for your wife. But you
get their numbers and see how many numbers you can get.
Like I'm saying, it was a tricky situation because I

(18:35):
thought about it because I'm like, they go to web.
The kids are kind of the same age. What it's
like a hear older that's money in the bank. Bano,
I understand that mom's hot. What no, I mean? Are
they attracted the beautiful women? Beautiful wom coach, are they
your age? Oh my gosh, you didn't get any numbers?
Get their numbers? I understand. But my wife was like,
you should have said, hey, here's my wife's number. And

(18:56):
I was like, yeah, but they didn't know you What
if they think you're weird? What I just didn't know. Hey,
it's your wife's number. But give him your number, coach,
you gott they call it. That's our home phone. Yeah,
here it is. You know, we'll keep it like a coach.
Here's the risk, though, even if you like the ladies
or whatever, have you met their husband that's got a

(19:20):
couple of grenades. You're right, You're right. The worst case scenario, coach.
You don't want to get stuck with a play date
where they're like, oh, the dad's coming to you're gonna
love him, and then you have nothing in common and
the guy you you know, usually you're drinking hard liquor
or you're drinking a white cloud. The guy comes up
and goes, oh I love I p a. I'll usually
drink one or two on a Friday night. Oh okay,

(19:41):
you drink I p a cool. You're one of those
sophisticated guys, then you have to be educated for an
entire night. Coach, It's it's best. Like Eddie said, you
meet the whole clan. We're not just trying to guess
what the other guy is gonna be. Like, Coach, you
need to make a power move. Ask for family photos.
Ask if they have an Instagram. There's ways to do this, Instagra,
ram Stockholm, but Instagram it lies highlights. But I don't

(20:05):
know the dad's personality from Instagram, but you can see
his interest. Coach. You see him and he's like, oh cool,
he likes sports. We can talk about that. But if
he doesn't have any sports things and he's just like
in my Instagram, I don't have any sports things up there. Yeah,
but we can see kind of like what you're like
just by watching some of those videos Lunchbox, Corny morning
radio show. Uh, wear's T shirts and jeans. He likes

(20:28):
the Jayhawks. Yeah, but it's tough. It was. It was
a tough I didn't know. But here's what here's what
I'm This isn't a once in a blue moon type thing. Coach.
If you're meeting I believe if you go to a playground,
there's gonna be parents and kids, so it's gonna happen
more and more. Yes, I understand, and you live very
close proximity, coach. I don't get why you guys aren't
getting numbers meeting with people. I want to You guys

(20:51):
need to have outside friends. I do. I try not
to meet people and I'm meeting people. You all need
to go to the park and just hang out. I'm
not saying we have I'm trying to. We're trying to
meet people at his school. That was the main thing
that was No, you just people in general. We've not
people in general. But I'm talking about kids and you
guys do play dates. Yes, we have a we have

(21:11):
a Tuesday night crew. Better be wearing masks. What do
you do with this Tuesday night crew? We meet the playground,
that's it around. Can do what if somebody shows up
the other one it doesn't even come. Oh that's happened,
Gibbles will be there. Oh yeah, one of the people
one of the group didn't show up last Tuesday. See
that's low dude. When you got to Tuesday meet up

(21:32):
everybody has to agree to be in right, where's everybody
else at go have fun for on the monkey? It
must have been something I see it. It was really
more of the people at the school. We were trying
to meet because they're in his class and he knows.
He says their names were, Oh, he mustn't be friends
with them, and we got rejected. I would think that's

(21:53):
what spices up life, meeting other couples. You're laughing and
talking about your struggles highs and lows with kids. You
don't want to just go through it. Use to you,
your wife and the kids. You gotta get pro tips.
Everybody's talking. Winning the lottery is finding a friend of
your sons or your kids already and then liking their parents.

(22:14):
Pretty rare, very rare that both the mom and dad
are gonna like both the mom and dad. I'm telling you, dude,
I'm telling you, I would get so jealous. And in Michigan,
we lived in a small town, but my cousins all
lived in the big city, and dude, I got so
jealous when we'd go to their basketball games. All the parents,
the boosters, they're all friends, all the kids playing the
basketball team together, so it's almost like if your kids

(22:35):
into an activity, hopefully it's a sport, please be a sport.
And if it is, then you go to that activity
the kid like, the kid likes that sport. You like
that sport. Your kid likes that sport, the parents like
that sport, then you all are gonna have common realities.
My boys have a friend, Oh no, don't do it.
I mean, and the dad is the manliest of the manliest.

(22:59):
I mean, he's he works out. Why don't you take
he's ripped, like the dude just he's very physical. Has
he touched it? Put hands on you. His son is
in dance. Oh code, he's in dance, and I know
he's probably gonna make the most money. I mean probably.
He's a good dancer. He's been to the house and

(23:20):
he's like I was messing him, like all right, let
me see your dance moves. He puts on some music
and he break dances and like, dude, you're good, Like
you're really good. And the dad's like him. So how
did he get into dance? Mom? I think he had
a friend that was doing dance and the mom was like,
go do dance. That'd be great. I mean, that's that's

(23:41):
that'd be fantastic coach. He ends up loving dance. He's
really good at dance. But the dad's like, God, listen,
we saw a tiger got pushed in the direction golf.
But tiger liked golf a little bit. No, he had
no choice. He could not. Like he ate his food
in the garage watching like he didn't. I know, he
didn't even want to go in and eat dinner. He
would rather sit out in the garage and h our fit.

(24:04):
Parents put us into sports because I was. I was
interested in a way. If I didn't like sports at all,
I would have never played sports. So what I'm saying
is the kid that likes dance, I mean, you can't
totally control them. If he doesn't like sports, you can't
make them that that will only last a year or two, right,
I mean, this kid's been a dance for about ten
years now, he's rocking dance. You're looking at a backup

(24:25):
for the future JT. Yeah, maybe I'm making a lot
of money. Hey, maybe he's the next j T. But
I'm telling you the whole time, the dad's like, God,
I don't even want to bring it. I can I
don't even want to bring it up. I can see
it in his eyes, like, because why are you at dance? What? What? No? No,
when they come to that when they come to the house.

(24:45):
So he's mad when he comes to the house. Or
is he mad he's hanging out with your kid, you know.
He goes to the house and then he and then
somebody brings up dance, usually one of our kids brings
up the dance or whatever. And then and then I
kind of instigate a little bit. I'm just like, dude,
let me see what you've been learning. And then the
dad looks at me like I'm gonna kill you. And
then we put music real loud, and he dances in
front of everyone, and then the dad's like, do you

(25:09):
get along with the dads? It's all right, he's all right.
See I was hoping it was one of those ones
where it's like, yeah, it's one of the dads I
vibe with, and so you can really ask him. He's open,
you know, really, after a few beers, he kind of
gets a little jerky. It turns into a dick a

(25:32):
little bit, a little bit. That is the worst though,
when you're with a guy and you're like, you know what,
he's fine. But man, he trinks one beer and all
of a sudden he gets an edge too. I don't
know if this is We try to play a game,
and they started making fun of us, me and my
wife how we were playing, and we're like, all right,
d we like you just showed us the game hold

(25:53):
on thirty minutes ago. This is deeper, This is deeper.
I got one to want. I don't I forgot, I
forgot the name of no know a card game, poker cards,
some card like I don't know, bazookers on that I
don't know. And you weren't playing it right, yeah, Like
we kept losing there, just like, oh my god, you
guys are just terrible. Do you do You're not account

(26:13):
And I'm just like what he was? All right, Mark,
I think it's about time to get going. Don't you
think he wouldn't rag on and be like, hey, give
another beer, Like, okay, I think you're done. I got this,
get your point of dance another long. I got the
same one. And I can talk about this because the
couple won't know. I don't even think they listen to

(26:33):
the podcast. But we love to play beer pong. It's
one of our games. Okay, and this may bee pre pandemic, folks.
I don't know how long the story. I don't have
a timeline on it. But we're playing beer pong with
this couple and everything was just fine, and the drink
started flowing well after the dude got a couple of
drinks in him. You know, beer pong. How much do
you miss in beer pong? An a lot? Okay, Well,
with that being said, imagine if this guy yelled once

(26:56):
he started drinking every time he missed, and every time
he missed he's like, damn it. Okay, so imagine that
though times like twenty So every time this dude missed,
because he was a little liquored up, he'd be like,
damn it, Like right next to you, he's yelling that
every time he misses. It's a little obnoxious, right, yeah,
Jordan even misses, thank you, to the point that I

(27:16):
was like, I told my wife, I was like, listen,
I don't know if we can play beer pong with
that couple anymore. The dude yells damn it every time
he misses. I think he said damn it twenty times
in my ear? Is he piss pissed when he missed?
Coach he's genuinely pissed. And I'm like, buddy, I don't
know if you played beer pong before, you're gonna miss
a lot. You're gonna yell in my ear every time
you missed. Probably not. The couple were inviting over that,
you know what I'm saying. So the couple's fine, but

(27:39):
a couple of drinks in him. Also take note of
how they act. It's like the guy an I played
golf with one time, I just got paired up with him.
What he's a good dude. You don't know what I'm
talking about. The guy that hated you and like me,
no different guy. This guy everyone was he paired up
with you? Or Jack air conditioner salesman. Hey, every mean

(28:00):
hold on, let me stop. I gotta stop you. But
remember what you're gonna say. I already know what I'm
gonna say, Coach. It just I don't understand why when
we play golf and somebody asked them, hey, man, what's
your name? Jason? Cool? Good to meet you, and then
after three holes, what do you do? What do you
guys do air conditioners sales? Why? Like? Who cares? Why
do you do that? Dude? Billy does the exactly same. Okay,

(28:20):
it's just an interesting thing because then no one will
want to talk about your job. I don't want to
talk about my job. I'm out there to enjoy golf.
I don't want to talk about my job and what
I do. You think they're gonna talk about your job
the entire time? Okay. So if you're on the course
and let's say Thomas Red is playing, you don't know
who Thomas Red is, Okay, and you get paired up
with him. What do you do for a living? I

(28:42):
make music. Oh, tell me about your music. The conversation
so much more conversation, So you're gonna have to go
in the ends and out it's about radio, and like, man,
sometimes I just want to enjoy golf and not talk
about my job and being famous and being on the radio.
It's like when I used to go out to bars,
like I used to me at my roommate back in

(29:04):
the day, Mark, we would tell him, oh, I run
a hot air balloon company. Garrett might lead to some
morning going to be like, well let's go tonight. It's
and it makes funny conversation. Or my roommate Mark would
tell him he was the rat at chuck e cheese. Okay, okay.
That's when ayone said bye, okay, So what happened? So

(29:28):
Eddie and I played golf with this dude and every
time he hit the ball, first thing he said, m
damn it, get down, get down, ball, get down right
down the middle. Oh, I don't remember this. We played him.
It was at um the club, and he would hit
it everything. Get damn it, get sit, sit, sit right

(29:51):
on the green. I mean every hit. I wouldn't been
playing with that dude anymore. It was like, dude, you're
hitting perfect shots. Shot man, I'm gonna go get a
drink at the clubhouse. Slash, find another hole the clubhouse.
If you if you get too far ahead, just keep going.
Just go ahead. I'm not gonna catch up. After you
get to eight teen. Just get the hell out of here.
You just drive off. I don't remember that guy. My

(30:12):
favorite guy was the one we played with, though he
loved me. Every shot I took, even if it was
just mediocre, great shot at he got. I mean that
swing is a plus man. Good job. And then lunch box,
he hit a great shot on the green. Seen better
than that I'd make at silence. Sometimes people get Lucky
and three part from six ft great job. I don't
know what lunch box did, but he pissed this old

(30:34):
man off. He hated lunchbox, dude. Or they pair you up.
I haven't played golf in a hot minute, but they
pair you up with your I'm in a cart sometimes
when I would played it without you guys, I'm in
a cart, a guy's walking and they paired us up.
That's the dumbest thing ever, because he'll be faster. Then
you're like, hey, man, you just want to jump in
my cart. I don't know you, but I'd love to
set a foot from you and talk about Absolutely, he'll

(30:54):
be faster than what the guy on foot's always fast
in the guy in the cart, probably, But I always
just wanted you think the guy walking is a better
golfer one yes and two if he really hits his ball,
like and he could be in the woods, he didn't
even bother go into that. He'll just go and drop
somewhere else, because you don't want to just walk all
the way into the woods and then look for your ball.
If your car you're like, I'll be there in two

(31:15):
seconds and look for ten minutes in the car is
also putting down a couple of drinks. So he's a
little bit slower, reflects aren't as quick, takes more time
to golf. Or if you have those courses where there's
a big gap in between you know, say gap ledge no,
no in between holes? Like really not a good walking
course from the clubhouse to number ten is like half

(31:36):
a mile, right, It's like, hey can jump in your cart. Well,
then why don't you pay for a cart? Man? If
you're out of here to walk, walk, just jump in
the back hitchhike. I understand, But did you come to walk?
You come to ride in my car? Dude. That's a
great point because that are one course. If you start
on the third nine or whatever, you have to walk
a buttload of distance before you even get just play
one hole. Yes, there's a third nine, left, middle and right,

(32:00):
they're all nines. Which when was the last time you
played golf? Years? That's my course, that's my home, that's
your club. Not a member, but I mean we might
as well be. I mean every time where the club
I was eating hot dogs, putting down some beers. Did
you wear a red yesterday? Coach? I thought about it today.
I got a red sweatshirt over there. How did you
like that move by the golfers. It was a dude

(32:21):
that was dope, except for a couple of guys. I
don't know if that was red. That was more of
a pink golf. Golf Channel was kind of stretching it.
They were showing guys in pink. I'm like, guys, I
don't know if that was Tiger's color. He was red,
but there was a good amount that did it. And
then you have Horsell. We're just riding t double on
his hat and like, why don't you just wear red?
Maybe he didn't never red shirt. I mean, dudes a

(32:42):
mill by one Horse's go to the clubhouse. Hey, million
dollars sponsorships and he takes out a sharpie and puts
t w on that like titles is like, what the
hell you could send you a red shirt? You idiot?
I mean, there's probably every sponsor in the world. I
guess they probably not there because it's COVID. What be
there at the Yeah, I was gonna say, probably have

(33:03):
clothes there for sale for the fans, but there are
no fan If you know, people are doing this on Saturday,
on Saturday morning, and you gotta you have a whole day.
Just send someone to the mall real quick. Get a
red shirt. Someone send someone to academy coach. But they
have to have their sponsors on their sure. So that's
why you can't just go to the mall. It has
to be a custom shirt because they have all those
you know on the sleeves. They have their sponsors. Coach.

(33:25):
Some of these golfers are starting to look like Mexican
boxers with all the patches on their shirts. That's what
the UFC fighters used to look like. I loved it
when the UFC fighters could sell spots on their shorts
make a little bit of money. When the women thought,
I love that. It was six. But no, what we
did learn is maybe Tiger isn't that well liked. What

(33:48):
do you mean? There wasn't a lot of guys in red.
I would say, are you drunkn't even close. I will
tell you something. Either Patrick or Read is losing weight,
or Rory is about the same coach. They would show
Rory and in red. They were all wearing red. Sometimes

(34:09):
I would think that was Patrick Read. Patrick's losing I
mean Patrick Read, I mean just walk the way he walks.
I can't stand that the way he walks around, it
looks like he would not be fun to have it.
I mean, I know everybody hates him, but he just
walks around like he's an ass. I told you the story.
I've said it on the podcast before, but I might
as well say it again. Another uh story of I

(34:29):
was never connected to it. Some he was gonna try.
He was gonna try to do what you should try
to do is make it my own story. But I'm not.
I don't. I wasn't connected to But I heard a
story where a guy introduced himself and he goes, hey,
let's just say the guy's name was Mark, for instance,
Hey there, I'm Mark. And then Patrick Readon said of
saying hey I'm Patrick, he goes, hey, I'm Patrick. I'm Patrick.

(34:50):
Can read that's hot? Yes, he through the F bomb
is the middle name. I mean, you hear enough in
those stories you start realizing that he's just he got
kicked off his college golf team. Imagine you're at the
parents night or whatever, and you introduce yourself. No no, no,
no no no, this is producer. No no no. I

(35:11):
just think I think this how it goes down, all right,
This girl, Samantha it's like, hey, Mom, Dad, I'm dating
this guy. I'm gonna bring him over. I really want
you to meet him, you know, like, I really think
we got something special. We've been dating for a few months,
all right, Yeah, bring him over for dinner tonight and
come Hi, how's it going. I'm Mrs Simpson. Hi, I'm

(35:31):
Patrick Read. Was he dating? I don't know, but if
he's doing it to them, imagine on a like meeting
people at the house. I'm Patrick Read, what a dB.
But I don't like when he when I was watching
I guess I watched a little bit. I don't know
if it was Thursday or Friday. He had a couple
in the water and I was like, oh, he definitely

(35:51):
went to drink shopping a little bit. Yeah, me too.
I get excited when he when he messes up like that.
He had one of them spin back, Yeah he did.
He it was only a hundred eight yards a whole
and he But this is the type of the season
when we're watching more golf because there's no football so
on Sundays. Really, golf's the thing for me. Yeah, you
have college basketball a few games here and there, but no,
it's mostly GOLFBA watching. Um, I'm watching probably a couple

(36:15):
of games a day. Wow, that's pretty impressive. Yea, just
because I'm gambling on it. I mean, coach, that's actually
a decent. That's a lot. Coach. On Saturdays, you have
every school plan every day, try and getting your wife
to watch it. I mean, how the hell do you
pull that off? Coach? I throw a game on two
minutes before we went to brunch, and my wife's like,
I change that. I'm tired of this. What the game's
just started. My wife hates basketball for some reason. She

(36:37):
can watch football. I said the same thing, coach. Dude,
I can get basketball. Oh it's weird. They're like, I
can't watch a football game. It's great, but basketball just
it's just too much it Maybe it's the dribbling. I
don't know, it's an annoying sound. Who knows. But football
I can get away with a three hour game basketball
have it on for ten minutes? What what is this?
Turn this off? Let's go, let's get ready. Yeah. Do
you see that ESPN plus is gonna have a hockey

(36:59):
now like like ten games a night. No, I've done
an interest me without the fans. He was my thing,
like so I got rid of my cable, which my
cable has all the preds, which was the Fox Sports
canceled Culture South, I guess is what we had. So
now Hulu has no Fox Sport. But wait, I thought
Hulu has live sport, not has sport. Thanks Hulu for

(37:22):
Live Sports. They have a lot of stuff, but I
can't see the preds, so that excited me. Yeah, they
weren't even make the play. Hey, you were to the
game Saturday? Who did they play? Columbus Blue Jackets? We
were down the Yeah, dog, you win the sweet? Yes, dude,

(37:43):
first live sporting event a year, dude, I coached. Nobody
else apparently knows that there's free beer in the fridge.
I had all access and I wasn't competing with anybody.
It was against me, myself and I trying to knock
out all the beer in the fridge. And then on
the way out, guys, I was grabbing candy bars. I
was grabbing candy hats they gave us because that's sweet.
You pay for everything in it, you might as well

(38:04):
take it. Yeah, it's it's you have to pay for
all that stuff, so if you don't use it, it
just wasted money. It's not like hotels when they look
at the bar and see what you took. No, because
you pay for okay, stock the fridge with twelve beers
and then they already charged that beer price. But what
about food? It was marginal chicken fingers. I know. I

(38:25):
don't think it was just bags of chips. I don't
think it was set up. Maybe it was. It was
afternoon to What was the feeling like seeing live sports
like in person? Like? What was that emotion? Uh? Not
a lot of emotion, coach. You don't feel the roar
of the crowd. It was nothing. Did they have the
crowd pumped in? No, it was quiet. You heard everything. Hockey.

(38:50):
You gotta have the fans. That's why you go to
live sports. So did it feel like you were just
watching people at the mall skate on the ice skating race? Yes,
great example, coach. I thought it was in New York
City Times Square when they do the ice skating Rockefeller Center. Yes.
Could you hear Pecca like speaking Russia and everything? Like
my thing? It was pecam goal. No sorrows. You need

(39:11):
to get an updated roster of the team. They just
they just alter you. That's got it. That's all the good.
I went for it, just for it. Did you do
you hear him communicate though, because we're in the sweet life,
so you're still a good bit away. But could you
hear him crashing against the boards? Yo? Yeah, that that's
louder than ever. So if you're into that, if that

(39:31):
kind of gets you randy, then it's gonna be great
for you. But usually if a goal scored, guys, I
was there during the Stanley, a goal scored you, the
hair stands up, all your hands, guys, I was getting
a drink, And sometimes I didn't even know what we scored,
like what we scored scoring? They still did the truck
horn though, but cut you here, none they still do.
I like it. I love it. I want some more

(39:52):
of it. There's something that a lock of what the
predators scored. Man, I like it. I love it. I
want some more. I believe so. But boys, I uh,
there were two gore goals that we scored. I missed
them both. I was getting drinks both times. I was
over two. I did see the blue jail. Do they
have people in the regular seats too? They did, But
I mean if there was more than a hundred, I

(40:13):
would be shocked. Coach, they had like two people per section.
When I looked down, I thought they were gonna be
more ticket sales. They don't. I mean, COVID is still
stronger than ever there. There was nobody that they allowed
really in that game. So would you have? I get
you win? If you know your first life sportingment would
have been better on TV. No, it's better in person,
talking with buddies and pounding some bruise. But hockey you

(40:37):
have to have people. I think you could get away
with basketball once they do this SEC tournament. I think
we'll have another suite so you can go do that.
Basketball's fine, but hockey you gotta have that crowd. Honestly, well,
it's starting to open back up because I drove down
Broadway on I don't know, maybe Friday night. What are
you doing down there? Because because that's not on your
way to the baby site, coach, there's no on my way.

(41:00):
Traffic was backed up. Went through Broadway, drove right past
Luke's Bar and Jason's also Blake's. The detour sign took
me this way. I don't know what I'm doing, and
I have to say there was quite a few people
on Broadway. I drove past duties, you know that one.
That's what my phone directed me to. Told me the
park and grab a beer at Tutsie. I don't know.
I'm just saying that there was a lot of people out.

(41:22):
Those party busses, the tractors, they were all being going
hard for months. No, no, but they were all full.
The pandemic never hit the tractors or the party buses. No,
it didn't. Coach, I'm telling you, like five months ago,
I saw one of those hot hop hop hot that
long since you've been to tub or what coach? The
hot tub truck went by. Truck is the weirdest one
to me. They were three girls in it and it

(41:44):
went right by us, and I had all the kids
were at Chewies and we're walking out and the kids go,
can we do that? Dad? Right now? Yeah, let's go.
They wanted to get want to do the hot time,
like boys, I don't think that's the hot time we
want to get in and boys, there's three bikinis in
there too. Mom's not gonna be happy. Mine can come to.

(42:06):
Oh and guys, I want to talk about some bad people.
Oh yeah, okay. You know when when you're when you're
dealing with death and funerals. It's a very sad time
interesting segment. Choice. There's a guy in Florida that was
busted for at least ten burglaries and he would prey
on people that were at funerals like, oh, he would

(42:27):
pray pr e y not not pr A emphasized that
he would go for the victim was at a funeral
that had been publicly noted in obituary. In each case,
the thief would target jewelry and all that, and he
would break into the home while they were at the funeral.
Probably small town huh in Florida. But how Like I

(42:48):
got a question, do you feel worse? Like is it
a worse because they're praying on people that had someone
die or is it still just a crime as a crime? Well,
crime is a crime. But but I feel like he
has no care for any of that, Like he didn't
care that they're at a funeral. All he cares about
is like, I know, fact, they're gonna be gone, They're
not gonna be home, and I will rob that place.

(43:09):
Like I was talking to one of my neighbors and
we had a tornado hit our neighborhood almost one year ago.
The depressing story, and well, yes, the next hurricanes no
no segment, we'll talk about the pandemic. We'll do that next.
They were telling me about a couple of houses that
had work done on them and it ended up being
done by scammers, so they weren't up to code, so
that people just took their money and left and now
they had to do everything. So I was like, dang,

(43:32):
I feel worse for those people. Like, if you're just
doing a remodel and you get scammed, I feel bad
for you. But the fact that you got hit by
a tornado and you got scammed, and I feel even horrible. Man,
I don't know why the tornado got you. Now a
person got you, yes, Like, and it takes a sick
individual to say, Okay, you got hit by a tornado,

(43:53):
I'm gonna come take advantage of that and rob your money.
Like if you're just doing a remodel and you get
robbed your money bad? Yeah, But does anyone that rob
have a heart at all? That's what I'm one. There's
there's no way, Like they're already robbing you and they
don't feel bad about it. So obviously they don't feel
bad about things. They just do it. Do you think
they feel bad about it and they just hate when

(44:14):
they're like eighty years old. I feel bad when they're
in the jail cell, Coach. That's all of a sudden
you come down to come to Jesus. But it takes
that jail cell door to slam until you get really,
really sad and feel bad. Oh, I thought you're gonna slam.
I thought you were setting us up for a No,
I don't have that sound effect, Coach. I thought you
had that sound effect. Eddie, Are you gonna bring it up?

(44:35):
Or am I gonna to bring the biggest game of
the weekend? Oh? Guy, this is huge. It's huge. The boys,
my two boys, my two sons, seven and six year old.
They won their first basketball game. Just say their names
so I know who the hell we're talking about. I
can't see their names, Coach. One of them the law
won't let me, and the other one I just don't

(44:55):
want to. But this is the last game of the season.
You did it. They had a week off last week.
I'll say it a week to think about. They are
gonna be guys. Something was in him on Saturday morning.
I don't know what it was, but they both tiger
in them. They both woke up. It was a raining
outside you guys, do you guys were the color red? No,

(45:16):
we didn't wear red, coach. It was raining outside. You
saw it Saturday morning, and they all got the basketballs
and they went outside and kept practicing, and like boys,
it's freaking raining out here. They're like, yeah, we gotta practice,
gotta practice. What does this remember the Titans basketball issue?
I mean, they were in the rain practicing. Great feedback.
That's when I knew something was something special was happen. Coach,

(45:36):
are you still waking up? You got a little up.
My wife is the one that woke me up and
told me. I kind of faintly heard them saying, when's
that waking up? We want to go outside him play
coaches drinking his morning coffee and his kids are ready
to win a basketball and it's all I mean, there
was something in him, coach. So so we get there
and they start, I mean, there's a kid named Henry.

(45:58):
This kid just give him a show out. Yeah. This
kid was just dominating. I mean, I mean he was
just making everything he put up and he had never
shot like that before. And I was talking his dadn
in like what is happening, hes dude, I don't know
where this game from. I don't know. He's just making shots.
I don't know. So thanks thanks to him. They got

(46:18):
up quick. But the other team was just drilling too.
I mean it was just going up. You saw the score,
what coach? It was a back and forth nail by
high scoring. So then we get down. We're down by
like two points. And then my boy he shoots mss,
gets his own rebounds, spins his elbows, get away from me,

(46:39):
takes another shot, makes it tide ball game like whoa
let's go one minute left, one minute ago, one minute
like a victoria. So now the other team gets the ball.
They start dribbling. They dribble, they dribble. They're locked up.
They don't know what to do. They try to pass

(46:59):
the stolen ball. Stolen ball boy again. Henry gets the ball,
takes it all alone. He's got the lay up, puts
it up. Forty seconds left, thirty ninety eight. We get
the ball, they have the ball. The come back, they're
coming back. They're coming back. Another interception, Brady was out

(47:23):
interception interception. Then they try to pass the ball. One
of our guys gets it. He starts driving the whole team.
He's a little slower than Henry, so the whole team
gets there first. He tries to put it up. Foul ball.
Foul ball. No, no, no, he tried to put it up.
That's a bad call. Two shots you two shots, you

(47:44):
come out, get you there? All right, This will seal
the deal. I got a question. Seal the deal. We
can make these ways brings up good point. The fouls called.
Do you ever held the refs? No? There was one though,
a couple of weeks ago. So so let me break
this down. They have assist him. Where if I wear
a purple wrist man and you have a purple wrist
guard guard you okay, all right, and that's there's five

(48:06):
colors and you stay on your man. However, the team
we were playing had taught their kids how to screen.
You can't screen. If you're promoting one on one defense,
you gotta fight through the screen. No, no, it's it's
it's not fair that if you're gonna get screen, then
you gotta call zone defense and then you kind of shift.
It was impossible I do. I'm telling you. They did

(48:26):
it four times, and I was about to grab that
ref and be like, dude, you can't. You can't let
that happen. You can't let that happen. You have them,
you have the system is a man on man and
you're and you're letting him screen. Dude, it was and
NBA when you're playing man on man college. You gotta
fight in the screen. But the rule is man on man, right,
you can't. You can't let him screen. You gotta go

(48:48):
underneath the screen. You gotta go over the screen. You
gotta get through. And mostly because it was my son
getting screen, he was like, so anyway, back to the game.
You get fouled, get foul too, foulball got found fold
I say five, no, no, got foul, got foul. Two shots,
two shots. This is the first shot he could have made.
He could have made it a two possession game. We

(49:10):
got twenty seconds left. Do you have three pointers in
this second? They can't even make three points? All right?
Second shot? Nothing but net by three. Let's go seconds,
let's go wait, can they shoot a three or no?
Because they can't reach the three? I mean, but you
know it's over. But well, it counts three points. I
mean we can do an and one. I mean he

(49:31):
could have driven the ball they can do it on
and play defense. Oh good call, good call. I didn't
think about that. So anyway, twenty seconds left, they get
the ball. Here we go. They're coming. They're driving down
the court there, looking at the clock, looking at the formation,
look at the plan. And they got three wide or
what were they got three wide two on two on
the corners, you know, And they got one guy in

(49:52):
the post. Hey and and he hey. So the guy's
got the ball. The point guards got the ball, and
you can tell he's not known exactly what to do.
And my son, my foster son, he sees the weakness
in his eyes. He reaches over, grabs the ball from him.
There it is. He just grabs the ball from and
then he grabs with two hands and falls on it.

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He fell on it and it fell. It fell on
the ball. Watch the plot roll down. Game over. We win. Coach,
the boys acted like they won the Super Bowl. Coach
from the entire sore Losers nation, props to the kid,
one kid, to you guys, showed what it means to
win on Tiger Red weekends. So here we go. So

(50:37):
they're jumping up and down. The coach calls him over.
They go to their little there, a little bench or whatever,
and then got to and then they come back and
they have medals on which they were one and nine
and I'm like, interesting, one and nine they got medals. Okay,
turns out they all got medals. Everyone in the league
got a medal, medals. Not making at home. Then the

(50:58):
commissioner of the league says, you you're a team, come
to me. They all go to the commissioner and then
this this back room and they're all in their parents.
Get your cameras ready, and get your cameras ready. More
like they were one and nine. What can they possibly
be getting? They pull out a big trophy. Guys. I
mean it's the size of my forearm. It's big. And
he says, it's not that big. He says, guys, we

(51:20):
don't give this trophy out to just anyone, but during
this whole league and this season, we realized that your
team was the one that had the most heart, the
most determination. So you get the love of the Game trophy.
And they gave it to the coach. Coach that's better. Better,
we love of the trash king coach. I'm not taking

(51:40):
that home. That that's terrible. It's a bad look dude,
who accepted it? The which parent and now the coach? Did?
I thought you were the coach. I'm not the coach
from the stand, yes, I'm just the parent that yells
question question. Do you think they just gave it to
the last place team? I don't know. I don't know

(52:03):
because the team because when we got there, there was
another team leaving, you know, because they have games all
day and that all had trophies every player. No, no no, no,
I'm talking about the Spirit Award or whatever you got
love of the game? Love of the game. Do you
think they just gave it to the last place team
to encourage them? I think you guys got like a
partnership with some trophy company. They just had extra They

(52:23):
just like, we don't know what to do with it.
At one and nine, I would not have accepted that, coach.
I mean, the smile on my kids faces though when
they got that trophy was pretty amazing? Was it pretty?
Was it a pretty good feeling for them to get
a win. Coach, for you, it was amazing because going
through a season when I was on the Denver Nuggets
and never winning a game, it is absolutely heartbreaking to

(52:44):
never see your team ahead on the scoreboard at the
end of the game. It was a rough season in
Northwest Little League basketball. You finished with with no wins,
no never, I mean we saw did the parents want
to go out after? Was there a type of energy
like that, yes, coach, but you couldn't know there was
another group parents that are just like, we're going to Chili's.
What are we doing to? What the hell? And we're like,

(53:06):
we can we do that? Like I don't think we
can do that right now? Weird times like can't do it.
So I just took them a sonic because okay, I
took my boys a sonic. We got ice cream. Can
I just say, you're a foster kid? Tiny? I mean
he's the smallest by like, I mean, he's probably half
of the size of the whole team, half the SiGe.
I mean, he looks like he could be three year old.

(53:27):
But even my son's short compared to the whole team. Yeah,
there's a couple of tall dudes. Yeah, but I mean, wow,
very good. What do you think about that trophy? I mean,
you're the kids look very happy to have it, and
but it's what's sad is you allowed that they're at
school now telling their they're telling that they got the trophy.

(53:47):
But coach, but coach, I think it helped that they
won the last game. Coach, I swear to god, I
think I was on a bad team and I remember
our coaches. I mean I was maybe five. I don't know.
I was on a bad basketball team in our coach.
I think they gave us ribbons and our coach put
it in like a coffee can and burned it. And
he was like, coach, that that's how I That's how
I was raised. That's completely different than this Christian school

(54:09):
or whatever. I'm gonna I'm gonna be honest with you.
When they gave him the medals, I thought about doing that,
like I thought, like, I don't know, this could be
that dad teaching moment. We're gonna be like, you know what, guys,
but guess what. I didn't never forgot that coffee can.
I know, I know, but then I was like, I
can't do that. Like nobody swear. The guy did get
in trouble because then kids told their parents and parents

(54:30):
got mat No. But it was pretty coach. It was
pretty bad ass. As a kid. It's pretty awesome. Coffee
can outside the gym certified world like, oh my gosh.
He's like, that's what I think of those you guys,
and we're like wow. And then he got in trouble.
Probably that's great news. And before we go, one more
good news cultures, if y'all don't mind showing my sister
some support for kicking Leukemia's ask Ashlyn congratulation last key.

(54:57):
So John Hall wants, you know, shout out to your sister,
congratulations on kicking chemos. Are kicking chemos with chemo chemo.
Sorry it says my last chemo and I was right,
So wht it go? Ashley Hood, good job, good job,
and f you cancer. That's what the post said. Thank you.

(55:17):
I think Ray took care of that in Aruba. Oh yeah,
right right. Please don't get on social media night and
have a breakdown again, guys. Thank you? Oh real quick?
Can I can? I I think I want to mention
something real quick. I think I'm not sure, but I
think there's a fan of the Sore Losers or maybe
me that found me on NBA two K now he

(55:39):
plays with us, and I'm scared to get on the
headset because I don't know who it is or what.
But I can just tell that Okay, so what happened Dial? No,
it's not Dial. We were playing on bit locks. No
it's not locks. We're playing on Friday night and late, late,
like one in the morning, and there was this guy
named Dixon. Dixon won four seven nine over here. I

(56:02):
wasn't on headset because I can't do that at night.
I can't get a headset at night. So so Dixon
is playing pretty good. But I'm playing with my buddy Steve,
and I'm like, Steve, send it in by to Dixon,
see if he wants to like just team up and
play the rest of the night. Yeah. Cool, he's good,
he's great. Drink and drill threes, all right, cool. Dixon
accepts the friend request for the rest of the night.

(56:23):
It's me, Steven Dixon, no headphones, nothing, We're just playing.
Anybody get yelled at by their mom. No, we play Saturday.
And then me and Steve were playing in this you
know game or whatever, and then just Dixon shows up.
I'm like, oh, well there's Dixon again. Okay, hey, I
guess Dixon's gonna play with us again. And then Dixon
plays with the whole night. Last night I got on

(56:45):
played just a couple of games, Dixon shows up in
the park. I'm like, what's it Dixon doing here? R
didn't invite Dixon, coach Dixon stopping to me on an
NBA two kne now, and I don't know who it is.
Could it be that he just likes winning. You guys
are winning a lot. We weren't winning on Saturday. We
lost every game. We're like with a joke was we're
gonna lose Dixon at some point because we suck. You're
definitely gonna lose Dixon now that you bashed him on

(57:06):
the podcast. I wonder if Dixon is a fan though.
Could it be that he just joined you guys and
was like, Okay, these guys are cool, maybe coach, but
what is your name on their coach? Producer? Ready, there's
your answer, there's your answer. Okay, did your kids have
got code names? Your school's got code names and this
has got a code name. But you call yourself producer ready?

(57:27):
I mean coach. No one knows who I am. It's
not like I get on and people are like, hey, producer, ready,
I got to play with you. But like, maybe that's
what Dixon's doing right now. I don't know. Ah, it's
just weird that every time I just go and log
on Dixon's there, I'm like, oh, there he is again.
Well we'll probably be there again, probably chuck right now
you might be waiting. He was like, damn, what times

(57:48):
did he get done with that podcast? Times did he
get done with that car? That is creepy though, a
little bit. No, it's not you are you invited him
to play with you the night before, so why wouldn't
he jump into do that all the time? Like if
you're a good how long did you guys play with him?
The first sexist? What about a woman? For about three hours? Okay,
so three hours. So he gets on the next night
and he sees both of you guys are back on,

(58:09):
and so he's like, hey man, that was fun last night.
Why don't you And then last night it was just
me and then Dixon showed up. It's a lot of
you a hard I wish I was a hit on
headset though, because the whole time, like, good shot Dick,
just you and Dick all night. That's the ball, Dick,
come on, so you had one on one with Dick.

(58:30):
What is funny, though, is whenever I am on the headset,
though I do like to call everyone bub The people
love that. Come on, shoot the bub bub. You know
you're taking our little code words that we say to
the two k world. Come on, people love coach, they
love coach, they love bub. I took coach to the
outside world. Eric Dodd says it all the time. Our
other friends say it all the time. It's kind of bad.

(58:52):
Then when we get with other people, they're like, why
do you guys call each other on the golf course
all times? They're like, they asked Ednie, and what do
you guys coach? Nothing? Because coach baseball forty five years?
Can we call you coach? Shot? Coach? So are you
guys making fun of coaches by calling each other coach coach? No,
it's just pet name. Do you guys get a lot
of wives saying like, could you stop pleasing now? My
husband saying coach. Oh, Bazer is totally against it because

(59:15):
it's ridiculous. Me and Dodd will be like, coach, you
see that coach, Come on, get over your coach. Coach.
They're like, you guys gotta start calling each other your
names Eric and Sisson or did your name Eric meet
Ray Ray? None of the coach coachs and me calling
to their coach. Well, especially watching the games. Coach, you
see that coach, give me a beer. Come on, get
into your coach. Coach. I've been on the Big Show

(59:35):
and almost called bones coach like three times. I think
I do something. Hey, breaking news, Oh Tiger. J J.
Watt two the ten See Titans Tens. J J. Watt
Not to the Titans. Hit it, coach, hit it? Uh yeah, No,
I don't have that one bloated. You just hit anything.

(59:57):
J J. A. Lot to the Pittsburgh Steelers. No. J J.
Watt to the San Diego Chargers, Oh l A Chargers,
No right. J J. Watt to the Seattle Seahawks. No,

(01:00:25):
J J. What to the Dallas Cowboys. J J. Watt
resigns with Texans. No, oh j J What free agent? Noe?
J J. Watt to the Jags, No, what the crap?

(01:00:51):
J J. What goes to the Eagles? Oh? No, JJ
Lot to the Washington Football Team. What I got it?
J J. Watt New York Giants. Who No? J J.

(01:01:12):
Watt to the Jets. Nope, J J Watt the Bengals.
No flip point away? J J. Watt to the Raiders. Nope.
J J Watt to the Browns, Nope, j J Watt

(01:01:34):
to the Bengals. I already said that, Nope, do not
do not long coach already said that J. J Watt
to the Lions, got it. J J Watt to the Patriots,
Oh no, what j J Watt to the Bears. No,
j J Watt retired. No, j J Watt to the Hackers, No,

(01:02:03):
I got it, I got it. J J Watt Kansas
City Chiefs. Whoats, You're welcome? No good fake out. J
J Watt to the Vikings, Nope, a lot of teams
go jj Wat to the Rams. No, j J Watt

(01:02:24):
to the Broncos. Oh no, literally, out of tudes. The
last one we're gonna get is j J. What's going
to the forty Niners? Oh no, J J Wat to
the Cardinals. J J Watt to the Cardinals? What super Bowl?

(01:02:50):
He posted a picture of him and an Arizona Cardinal
shirt and he said, source me, So he broke his own.
He broke his own, screw schefter, I'm gonna break this story.
Here's what's funny. You never heard the Arizona Cardinals mentioned.
It was Packers, Steelers, Brown, Titans. There were Titans. There
was no talk of the Arizona Cardinals. He found a

(01:03:15):
new home in Arizona. J J. Watt to the Arizona Cardinals.
Good job, We'll never see him again. Very interesting. That
was the worst job of guessing him and Chandler Jones.
That should be very interesting. Curious how many we rifled
through before we find like it had been twenty two
or twenty at least. That's idiots. Man. I think that

(01:03:37):
was a great game. Hey, I was honestly running out
of teams. I was about to start naming XFL the
I started mentally picturing the map and being like, what
am I missing her? I was like, Momtana doesn't have
a team. Have a great Monday, guys, good podcast, good
hanging out with you guys. You too, Okay, here we go.

(01:03:58):
What why are you doing that? I just to tell you.
I love you man, all right, Ray, love you dude,
Thank you, bubb Happy Monday, eighty Monday, everybody, good bye, everybody.
I love you guys too. Listening at even Alonzo go
miss yeah, even Alons and Jesus from Fort Worth. Yeah,
I love you dude. It's a cool, dude. No, I
sacrew with that guy, but I love him anyone. I
think Elvis has seen here likes you too, Elvis. Yeah,

(01:04:18):
I love that dude. Okay, all right, I joined this
stupid wine club and I think they're charging me even
though I don't want anything. No, no, it was an order.
It's just an order. Do they make you wear a dress?
They make us reading romance novels coach