NFL Draft 2021 and Cry Baby Aaron Rodgers

Lunchbox should be in a great mood after the Bears moved to draft Justin Fields but instead Lunchbox is really grouchy about something in his life. We talk all about the NFL Draft, what we liked, what we didn't like, and all the excitement of draft night. BAE comes on to tell us her conspiracy theory on MLB Beat The Streak. Aaron Rodgers is back to being a Drama Queen and making sure it's all about him with his cry baby ways.

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Speaker 1 (00:09):
Oh the too so losers? What up, everybody? I am lunchbox.
I know the most about sports, so I'll give you
the sports facts, my sports opinions because I'm pretty much
a sports genius. Yo. What's up everyone? I'm Eddie and
I know the least about the sports. But I'm your
average sports fan, your sports watcher. I don't know the

(00:31):
who's who's and I don't know the what's what's? Yes, sir?
What's up y'all? At siss, I'm from the north of
and Alpha male. I live on the West side of
Nashville with Bazor. We have signed a year lease. If
you guys need official documentation, we can provide that and uh.
On the weekends we shot gun heart Selters now pool side.
It used to be panhouse view both equally beautiful and
awesome and fun. Guys. I got nothing else to say

(00:52):
but over to you man. You guys would think I'm
coming in in a good mood, all excited, pumped up,
but then last night, let me tell you that damn
kid him on. He wakes up two o'clock in the morning.
Who like, I'm like, what is going on? As the
kid dying? I go down going to this room, Like,

(01:13):
what's wrong is there's a fly on my blanket? What?
There's a fly on your blanket? There's there's a fly
on your blanket? A little box. Okay, alright, fly's gone. Now,
let's go night night. You know Dad as trying to sleep,
you know, so let's just not make all that noise. Okay,
go up, go to sleep. Thirty minutes later, okay, go

(01:38):
back down. What's wrong, Bud, My foot's out of the blanket.
You're a big boy. You can just put your foot
back under the blanket. Okay, Okay, now trying to go
to night night because dad is trying to sleep. Okay,
go up. Twenty two minutes later? What who? What? What? Hey?

(02:03):
Box wife, go handle it. I gotta sleep for work,
the big show, in little show tomorrow. You're not doing
anything tomorrow. I've got a baby box. I go downstairs,
baby box, baby box. What's the problem I got snot? Well, yeah,
you have snot because you keep screaming your head off.
If you would just stay there and go to sleep,
you wouldn't have snot. I'll go get a clean X.
Go get a clean X. Why is that better? Yeah? Okay,

(02:25):
go back upstairs, light down, what what. I'm gonna stop
you real quick. I don't understand why you're dealing with
all this. I mean, where's your wife? Where's your night nurse? Yeah,
where's the where's the nanny? No? No, no, coach, why
are you dealing with this mansion? I'm not rich? My

(02:48):
wife did it the night before? Oh you alternate alter
nights because he does this every night. No, not every night.
It's just he has a cold, so he I think
the coughing wakes him up. He's coughing and then he
finds something to scream about. So I go back now
for the fifth freaking time. Coach, you need z z
z z quill coach. You ever heard the commercials on

(03:08):
coach and it's this time. It's Oh, giraffe's too far away.
They just grab him. He has a stuff drap, Just
grab him, you know what. You know what I think
about the giraffe. Here's what I think to the giraffe lunch?
Is it always like the reaction because you'll every what
I'm getting here is every time you go in there,

(03:30):
he goes my footing, get in the blanket, and you're like,
get the phone in the bucket, and then you go Okay,
here's that better. Okay, I'm gonna go to bed now.
So do you start with a response angry and then no, no,
I don't respond angry. I say, oh, it's okay. But
you're a big boy, you know you can just put
your foot back out of the blanket. You don't need
Dada to come down here. Because Dad has trying to

(03:51):
go nightnight too. So if you could just be if
you wake up and your foot's out, just slide it
back in, all right, love you nightnight. Is that better? Yeah? Okay,
night night, and I leave. I don't go in. I
am angry when I'm walking down the stairs, and I'm
angry when I'm walking back up the stairs. But you're
never angry in front of him. I'm not angry in
front of him. That's impressive. Nephew isn't a great example.

(04:12):
But when he was a little bit younger, I would
always go hey, okay, yeah, yeah, you can't do that.
After about one day, I'm like, no, no no, no, just go.
I started talking to him like a normal human and
was irritated at him and would yell at him. It
would get angry. I don't know. There's times like not,
but at the nighttime. I'm not that angry. I'm just
like frustrated because I'm trying to sleep. So I got
up five or six times last night. We heard and

(04:34):
that's what I'm saying. So you you would expect I'm
coming in that I'm all excited. I'm so pumped up,
but really, I'm just like, jeez, it was such a
good night and then it just got ruined. And by that, what,
my foot's out of the blanket. Hey, somebody tuning into
the podcast for the first time for some NFL draft
coverage and they hear a crying baby. I mean, last night,

(05:00):
I wasn't all night. Chicago Bears went out and made
a move. They did what they needed to do when
Justin Field starts to slip down the draft board and
they said, let's go get a quarterback. Baby, Welcome to Chicago,
Justin Fields. Let's god, this is the biggest thing to

(05:26):
happen to the Bears since double doing No. No, It's
the biggest thing to happen to the Bears since Mitchell
True wisky wisky more like passy on the biscuye. Let
me tell you I was sitting there. The Bears are
at twenty and I was like, are they gonna make
a move, Like, there's two quarterbacks that are gonna be available.

(05:47):
It's good after the first three, So what do we do?
And when they made it outside the top ten, I
was like, if the Bears don't go get someone, then
we are just gonna stand pat with Andy Dalton and
Nick FLEs. Then we are garbage. And they did what
they had to do. They gave up a lot. But look,
they gave up their first round pick next year and
a fourth and a fifth round pick. Tell me this,
where did you anticipate? It was like, oh, Gray, oh

(06:09):
my gosh, just feel still there, Just feel still there?
I text your friend, no teeth, Uh, just feel still there?
Or did it catch you by total surprise when it
came to that pick. I thought going into the draft
that the Bears could go after justin Fair. We go
but o Keper But no, no, no. But I don't know.
For my thing is, I don't know what it would

(06:30):
require to do that, And I don't know what draft
picks the Bears have if they've traded away this draft pick.
There's so many draft picks they get traded and then
this person owns a third round pick from this team
via this team, so I didn't know if they had
the smith quick question, how many draft picks do we
have in the first round? I'll hang up and listen.
Thanks man, I mean, coach, that was my whole thing,
Like who keeps track of all these things? Like when

(06:52):
we when we make deals, we go play golf, right,
and it's like lunch, Hey man, I forgot my wall
at this time. When you get me this, yeah, yeah sure,
and then by like two months later, I forget that.
I owe you forty dollars from golf or whatever. But
in this case, I mean, they make deals left and right.
All right, I'll give you the third round draft, third
round draft pick in the two thousand twenty six, and
then you I'm gonna give you the who keep someone

(07:13):
write this down? And then when it comes draft time,
they're like, hey, uh, it looks like we can't do that.
They do the notes on their phone. They pull out
the iPhone, they go to the notes and they say,
picks we've traded, picks we've acquired. I don't know who
keeps track of it, but it's unbelievable because picks be
flying all over. The NBA is worse than the NFL.
But yeah, so I didn't know what the Bears had

(07:34):
to offer, and I didn't know if Caroline up and Denver,
We're still gonna go quarterback even though they made trades
for quarterbacks, and once they didn't, I was like, Okay,
there's a real chance the Bears are going up to
get Mac Jones or Justin Field. Did you say Justin
Field's name in your house before he was actually dragive lunch? No.

(07:56):
If he did, then that I love people that are there,
because you know, eighty percent of Bears fans woke up.
It was like, holy crap, we got Justin Fields. They
were not following it. They didn't anticipate this happening. They
didn't predict it. They didn't expect it. Once Justin Fields
got past Denver at nine box, he's dropping dropping, So
I knew. I think he's saying before the draft, right Ray, No, No,

(08:20):
I'm just saying night night of as it's happening. I mean, like,
and you get a pick. Everybody's an expert when you
get to pick. I want to know before it, were
you expecting it? Were you saying his name? Did you
think I told you before the draft? I thought Okay,
there's gonna be two quarterbacks available to the top three.
But I don't think the Bears have a nut because
they're at number twenty. It's a long way to go

(08:40):
from twenty to top five to get a quarterback. So
if those quarterbacks go quick, there's no chance. But once
they got past Denver at nine, I knew the Cowboys
weren't taking a quarterback. That's when I told my wife.
I was like, man, the Bears might get one of
these quarterbacks. Let's go. It better not be Mac Jones,
because all I see is Mac Jones is Mitchell Drabinsky,
and so I don't I mean, even though Mitchell Drobisky

(09:01):
is a lot more athletic than Jones. But I was like,
they could do this, they could do this. And then
Philadelphia trades up to ten, and I'm like, well, they're
not taking a quarterback, so we still got a shot.
We still got a shot. And then boom, number eleven,
we trade up and we take the And once they
traded up, I was like, it's quarterback. We're getting the quarterback.
Let's go, let's go, and we got Justin Fields. Do

(09:22):
I know if Justin Fields is gonna be good? And
NFL no idea, an idea. But I love the Bears
going for it. I love making that move instead of
sitting back and just sticking with Nick Foles and and
Andy Dalton. And yeah, they may have given up a
lot of draft picks, but the GM doesn't care about that.
You want to know why, because if this doesn't work out,
he's gonna get fired either way. So he's gonna not
gonna be around for those draft picks. He won't have

(09:43):
to deal with that mess. I'm gonna tell you guys
how much I watched next pause, Eddie, is there something
happening there? I thought Bones has to records someone, but
I guess Bones has to record something. Steve just said
Bones has to records something right now. So yeah, I'm
just excited as a Bears fan. There's actually excitement around

(10:04):
the team Trabisky. When they drafted him there, I was like, okay,
we'll see true Busky. More like that's it. Seriously, I've
never really seen Trabisky play in college. At least I've
seen justin fields and I'm like, okay, he looks like
he could be a quarterback in the NFL. And so
I am so excited for the pick. Now, well it
translate next year, we're gonna be awesome. I don't know,

(10:27):
but I am absolutely pumped for the future. Eddie, your
question ordering to the script. Uh yeah, lunch, I don't
mean it's not really a question. But I don't even
mean to burst your bubble. But my prediction is, out
of all the quarterbacks that were drafted, the one that
no one ever saw play, I believe the North Dakota
State dude is probably gonna be the best out of everyone. Hey,

(10:51):
why why? Because what happens every draft? Oh my god,
Trevor Lawrence is gonna be amazing. Oh my goodness, doesn't
feel like can wait medio career. That's fine there, They'll
be fine quarterbacks, but the star is gonna be the
one player coach when they played the highlights of this dude.
I mean, honestly, I think everyone watching the draft is
probably the first time they've seen that dude play. Probably

(11:14):
we have some inside info on Trey Lance. Do we
want it? Do we want to? Possibly not say it
just because some of it is just uh you're saying
in searching the internet. Yet, Yeah, we will talk about
it in a minute or unless you want to drop it. Now,
that's a really good deep hold on, well, guys, hold on,
where is it on the script? No, no, Eddie, this
is a special thing that Arnold doesn't even know about.
Arnold doesn't even know this information. So I understand what

(11:37):
you're saying. And they're what. What they said is the
forty niners that the test they give him psychological tests,
that Trey Lance was by far the smartest one that
they interviewed, and that's why they were so high on him.
They loved his football and they think Shanahan can turn
him in to a stud quarterback. Great. I don't have

(11:57):
any argument that gets it. I think he's gonna be good.
But I'm just saying, as a Bears fan, I'm excited
to see what Justin fields. Maybe a bust, but at
least they didn't just stand padded twenty and stick with
Nick Foles and Andy Dalton. You like the you like
the effort, You like the initiative that that they got going.
They believe in their teams, so they're making moves like that.

(12:19):
And this is this is the thing. Matt Naggy, our coach.
He did not pick Mitchell Drabinsky. He was with the
Chiefs when Traubinsky was drafted, and when Mahomes was drafted
and he went through the process and his evaluation of
what Rabinsky was, we don't want to draft that guy.
That's not who we want. We want Patrick Mahomes. So
if he sees a quarterback that he wants and his

(12:41):
quarterback is justin fields, there is no more excuses. You
have the guy that you wanted. You got to evaluate
the quarterbacks you wanted to draft this guy, you drafted him.
Now you're supposed to be an offensive guy. Let's see it.
Because you couldn't figure out how to make it work
with Rabinsky, and maybe it was Drabinsky's fault. So now
you need to show how you coach and how you're

(13:02):
gonna coach up justin fields and make this offense go.
Coach it is no, it's coach. Coach up the shot up.
That's good, coach. I've always thought those little catch things
I'm gonna say when I'm a coach someday, because I'm
a coach now, but I'm talking about an actual coach.
So this is the day. I mean, this is Matt
It's all on you now, buddy, let's go. You are

(13:23):
tied to Justin Fields. You your legacy. If you're gonna
be the Bears coach beyond the next year or two,
you have to figure it out with Justin Fields. Let's
go get it. And also, I said Lovey Smith earlier,
I'm sorry, our statistics department just came in. Apparently that's
not the coach anymore for the Bears. Apologies. Now, I
think Lovey Smith may have been two or three coaches

(13:45):
ago because we have Dressman and then did no Dick
goes way long ago. But yeah, so he's two or
three coaches ago. But anyway him. Can I say the
draft looked good last night? That the it looked fun,
It was awesome, and they didn't waste a lot of time.
Usually they take the whole ten or fifteen minutes and

(14:05):
last second, okay, now the picks in. They were moving
right along. I was entertained. Are you entertained? Yes? I
am Nashville lunchbox. Most of the time I start the draft,
don't recognize anyone. And then I watched Skin and Max
I need to be and I'm gonna tell you, and
I knew it was Justin Fields for the Bears because
they did. Ah, let's look at Mac Jones and he's

(14:26):
just sitting there by himself. I love the fact that
they didn't show that there was anybody in his little
pod with him, because I really thought mac Jones was
sitting there all night by himself, because they never showed
anybody was anyone in there. Oh, there were people in there,
because then when he got drafted, they do a white
shot and there's like fifteen people there with him, Like, well,
why didn't we show these people? The whole time? I
thought poor mac Jones was lonely and sad, and he

(14:48):
looked like a dupe. Is like that, a slouched in
his chair. But then they when the Bears are picking,
they go to the Justin Fields house and there's no
one on the couch. It's just because they were on
the phone. Yes, because that's how I knew that pick
Justin Fields before they announced. I mean, it's quite the
internet sleuth, no, I mean, guys, spoiler alert. If you're

(15:08):
watching the draft and the dudes talking to someone on
a cell phone, guess what he's gonna get? Picnics. In
case you didn't know that, coach, I always thought it
was door Dash. They were getting hungry. Hey, he's just
oh shoot, I forgot to call my grandma back hold on.
Usually they just show the living room and that people
are sitting there and they're not on the phone yet.
This time, they were just trying to say is it

(15:30):
gonna be Mac Jones or Trey Fields? And they go
to trade Fields and justin fields, I've gotten Trey Lands
and Fields and combining deals. Was your quarterback? And you
already mesag. There was literally no one in there because
they went in the kitchen to take the phone call
off camera, and they cut back at a bad time
because there was no one there. Correct. I believe that
they're told to do that, because again, it's a spoiler

(15:52):
if you have them on the phone talking to someone.
Everyone's like, oh, well, they already know. There's no hype
when you want as a TV producer, they want the
the pick is in, who's it gonna be? Coach? If
they're on the phone, it's a spoiler alert. That's why
I'm saying. But they did. They did it with mac Jones.
They did it with mac Jones. He was talking to
the to the Patriots right before they went to him,

(16:12):
and it's like, oh, well, there you go. I mean, guys,
there's no surprise to that Justin Fields did the right thing.
They all left the camera to get the phone, but
the camera went to him and there's no one there.
It's like, no, I wonder where he went? Correct? Hey, Ray,
how much did you watch? Well? Yeah, that's gonna lead
me to my next question. Great job going by the script.
It is if they were to show you at your house,
what would the camera picked up? So me, if they

(16:34):
would have showed the Scissor house hold in West Nashville,
it would have been an empty couch there there were
the lights were off. Guys, I was in bed um
so very boring. I wish I could have the cat.
Pablo would have actually been on the couch sleeping with
no TV on. That was our setting, Eddie. What did
yours look like if they went live here last night?
My parents are in town, so last night it would

(16:55):
have been my dad on his phone, plane plane fake
slot machine. Uh you don't win real money? No, no, no no,
no no, that both my mom and my dad play
those two guys. Guys, Guys, guys, I don't understand either. Guys.
They play real real money. They pay for their virtual

(17:18):
coins and they play slot machines Nobo. They play real
money though. No, no, no, they don't win the real money.
They spend the real money to buy coins and then coins.
But you can't win real money, correct. I don't get it,
but them at their old age, Coach, it makes them happy.
I don't understand it, but that's what the shot you

(17:38):
would get. My dad playing slot machines on his on
his phone, my mom probably holding the baby, and then me,
you know, my underwear, drinking a beer, watching the watching
the draft, and then your parents. Coach, what's your I
mean they gave birth to me. Coach. Of course, coach
is your wife and a g I mean, what do
you guys ever heard about modesty? Coach? It's my house.

(18:01):
I wear my tidy Whitey's Coach. I mean, I want
to be comfortable. What if a commercial next year you're
sitting in between your mom and down on the couch
and your underwear. No, my dad sits on the far couch,
and then my mom sits on one side of the couch,
me in the middle, and then my wife on the
other side. So your mom is sitting next to you
in your skimpies their boxer briefs. Coach, They're not like

(18:23):
the regular box of briefs, hugged, hugged the nuts pretty tight. Well,
not really. Have you seen you have some of the
what are they called them? Spanks? There's a lot of rooms,
so it's kind of just a big pocket. Not for me.
Your looks like dang, he's well endowed. I mean, she
probably knows, Coach. She knows. She's seen me since I
was a baby. Okay, I mean I just but that's

(18:44):
about it, coach, And I think the kids are probably
messing with a camera the whole time, and I'll be
telling to leave it alone. It's about it. What about
you lunch? It would be me on the couch and
my wife laying on the couch. She's asleep. She falls
asleep after about three or four picks. I think, oh,
she bossed about six picks because we put the kids
in the bed after six picks. She believes in free

(19:05):
And then she didn't make it all the way to
the Bears pick at eleven by the time she was asleep.
Baby boxes seven. But she's still freezing it bears pick
at eleven. Then she went to sleep. She was out.
She's gone. That was it. So it's just me and
I was checking. She she got to the Bears at eleven. Yeah,
because coach, that was almost nine thirty by then. Well right,
but it's then she fell asleep. And then it was

(19:27):
also me on my phone checking my fantasy baseball team
how they were doing. And that was it. That was
nothing else. The dog may have walked back and forth
a couple of times, but somebody needs to be loved.
Forty on a door, man, I can hear that. I
mean I had one of those. I'd never be able
to sneak out at night on old Bazer boys. Let's
be real, if we were getting drafted, we would be

(19:48):
getting drafted like in two days, and there would be
no camera to alright, do you like the camera? Do
you like the people that stay home or do you
like the people at the draft? I like the home.
I like the home because I like to see, you know,
all their family there. It's so cool to see uncle's cousins,
like neighbors, like all sorts of get out of here.

(20:09):
There's neighbors, neighbors already trying to kiss the ring. Good god,
they're not even You can always tell who's really supporting
the dude and who's trying to just kiss the ring,
Like I love it. I love you know. There's like
three dudes and they're like, really, like, why did Howard
come already trying to get in on it? How are

(20:31):
you trying to get some cash? Who wasn't Mac had
a couple of honey bunnies right, Oh yeah. They didn't
show them all night, and then all a sudden gets
drafted and they turned the camera and there's two smoking
hot chicks someone I think I did did a little
bit of research. I think they worked there. I think
they were just the ones that were kind of telling
them where to go after good research for the show,
because they were all excited and like coachers. It's the

(20:51):
it's the hey guys, everybody get pumped. Everybody get pumped,
even though you're about to get you know, you're getting picked.
Everybody get pumped. Oh I didn't know that he's a
camera guy. He would know. He knows his stuff that
goes on behind the scenes. You gotta get the people going.
You can see them as they act coach because I mean, yeah,
hotties or whatever, and they like start clapping who celebrated
and then they're like, hey, you gotta go that way, coach.
Your sister is not gonna know where you need to walk.

(21:11):
They know where he needs to go. Well, they didn't
walk with him. They stayed there. They pushed him out.
They said you're going that way, go quick, oh man.
Because I was I was like, damn, those girls are
hot or and hot? Why didn't we show them more
on TV? But he was one of the last ones
there in the green I fell for the dude. I
mean he had already congratulated every single person that had

(21:35):
gotten drafted, Like at one point, I think he was
the last person that they could shake his hand. They
can shake their hands before they went out of the stage.
Do they tell him with a text message or a
phone call? Phone call? Coach, dude? Come on, you know
there's gotta be some NFL team that just does a
text or an emoji, like sends one of the guys
and they playing a stack of stack of money. You're

(21:56):
a millionaire. Now let's go. I bet the Dolphins. You
tell me the Dolphins call. I bet they do a
little eggplane emoji and a stack of cash, like come
on down to South Beach. We'll see in a couple
of days. And you know what what I did notice
yesterday is it was a little obvious. You can tell
who's got the cash in the NFL and who doesn't. What. Hey,
you go to the Cowboys and it's like the most
beautiful boy. It looks like they're in Vegas, right, and

(22:20):
then they were hey, and then they go to the Titans.
Oh my god, the coach, they look like they were
at the Marriott. Coach, what are the East Nashville? I
mean they looked like they were at the Ramada in coach,
like two phones and the new one or the outdated one.
Now they were at the showing. No, guys, they were
actually the shows across the street from the stadium went
out of business and they that for the draft night. Coach.

(22:41):
I ate there with my parents. My dad loves it.
It's right next to Expressway. Yeah, dang dude, I think
we went there for Thanksgiving like two years ago. Swear
to god, that's not even a joke. Ray, did you
see the lady that we met, the owner of shows?
Oh you didn't watch the draft? No, the owner the Titans.
Oh and so you guys did actually shake hands? Yeah,

(23:01):
she was in there. But Coach, I'm telling you, it
was like you know those table I was with you
that time. Yeah, yeah, yeah, we we met her together.
But coach, last night at the at the draft or whatever.
You know those tables that are just square and you
fold the legs or whatever and you can put it
out to play cards or whatever, beer punk table, Coach,
that's basically what they had with two phones. Coach. That's
that's all right, budget good guys. Save the money for

(23:25):
the picks. Also, they did do a like a one
year ago tonight where were we and they showed the
old like last year, like Bill Belichick in the freaking
rundown house and then Cliff Kingsbury and the freaking they
shut him again crib just like wow. And my favorite
part of the draft is because after everyone drafts, they
show the little fans section in the in Cleveland and

(23:47):
like Arizona drafts and no one in the fans section
I ever heard of the guy they drafted. They say
the name, and it's like they all look at and
then they yeah, start cheering like they're supposed to, like
they have no idea who this guy is that was
ever heard of them? And it's like okay, okay, okay, yeah,
let's be excited. Then they cut to the war room,

(24:07):
the draft room, whatever you want to call it, and
everybody thinks they nailed their draft pick. That's that's one
of my favorite parts is oh my gosh, what a
steal that And they all started high fiving and fist
bumping like, oh yeah, we've got our guy. We nailed it.
No one half these people are gonna be bust. Listen,
every night at the bar back before I was married,
everybody high five and their buddies thinking you nailed your

(24:28):
draft pick from the bar. Next morning, it's a morning
after effect. Today is when the teams really are going
to judge their draft. Today, they still think it's good.
It's how far did they go yesterday? How far? Just
one round? Okay, one round and then today's two rounds? Yeah, coach,
we had the draft in our damn city. Memorize the format,
second and third round today, coach. My mom she was

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just like, hey, this wasn't Nashville like a few years ago, right,
and like, yeah, did you go? Like? Yeah, me and
Ray went, how was it? Well? I know, me and
Ray went like a noon ray when at noon we
walked the stage and then we went home, which we
got to see everything. We were able to walk up
and down it honestly, we did. We did. She was like,
I guess that's cool, but you didn't stay for the

(25:10):
excellent draft, Like how we missed that one. I don't
know if it's like it wouldn't be exciting to stay
there all the time for the draft. That's a lot.
I mean to hear what the bars were right there.
People were going in getting liquored up. I'm pretty sure
you could actually bring it in the streets. They did
some citywide policy. I'm pretty sure it was so packed
you couldn't even get in the bars. Oh, it was coaching.
We when we left, it was just starting to get lively,

(25:32):
and I didn't I didn't want to be any part
of that. It was pretty covid craziness. Lunch. You you
talk about the fans reacting. I mean, I'm starting to
really love the New York Giants fans because they're the
ones I might coach. I mean, they're the only ones
that aren't gonna fake bake you. Like they're just like
they get their pick and they're literally literally face like

(25:53):
what the who is this guy? And they shake their
heads like in discuss like why did we that person?
And they did the same with Daniel Jones. Remember, yeah,
I love that. Everyone else You're right, is like, Okay,
we don't know who that is. But the giants they're like,
what he's doing is that it's a bullsh I love it.

(26:19):
And then I loved Zach Wilson coming out. I mean
he was so amped up. He is high five in people,
and I mean he's hitting hard out whack whack. I
mean those people are like, damn, dude, calm down. And
then I do like Roger Goodell. They bring that one
super fan on stage and they got to sit in
Roger Goodell's little chair that he sat in last year.

(26:40):
No, no no, I'm gonna tell you what I liked about
it is that Roger Goodell would show them who the
draft pick was before he announced it. I thought that
was cool. Coach, Yeah, he would do that. Look, Roger
Goodell or whatever his name is, loved name. Don't be disrespectful.
He loved the idea for the first six fans coach.
After the seven he's like, all right, like here's the
pick and I'm not even talking. Yes, he would get

(27:00):
annoyed because they were the fan would trying to hug
him and trying to I mean trying to talk trying
to hold the car. I mean it was sometimes it
was very awkward, and I'll be honest, I didn't know
that that was gonna happen. And right before Jacksonville picks,
some lady in the Jacksonville Jaguars Jersey just walks up
on stage. I'm like, what the hell is she doing?

(27:20):
What is she doing? She's about to get arrested and
they're just letting her walk around. I'm like, uh, hello,
is it a random fan or who was it? Well?
I don't think so. I think she was like part
of an organization. Well, she got selected, I guess, and
she got to sit in the chair, but I didn't
I didn't hear them explain that. And I just saw
her run up the stairs with no one escorting her,
And I was like, why would you charge the stage

(27:43):
before the picks made? Like wouldn't you want to wait
till Trevor's coming out so you could try to hug him?
But but coach, you know like he would. You're right,
he would show them the pick, but no one ever
reacted to it. Do you notice that half the people
but I don't know who those guys are. Yeah, that's true, now,
but come on, like when you see justin field, you
would think like, oh nothing. They would just be like, okay, cool,

(28:04):
thank you. Yeah, they would just sit there. Not they
would not yeah, like not like okay, thank you for
showing that to me. But no reaction. Maybe they were
told do not react, don't yell it out loud because
I mean, some idiot you know has a couple of
beers and oh, giants are going to Fonde Smith. Now, now,
how much do you think the tickets are for the
people that are right there able to high five or
even like the little squared sections where they separate all

(28:26):
the teams, how much do you think those tickets are free? Really?
I think they are given to probably ticket season ticket holders,
or they the teams get a certain enlightenment like twelve
or fifteen, and they pick their fans that they want
to represent them, is my guest. I don't know, because
they're all hardcore fans. Obviously, they're all decked out. They

(28:47):
have the gear they've been fans for years, face paint, necklaces.
So I think that it's just super huge super fans.
But I don't know. You're a super fan. You should
have been there. You just sent no he's not super
podcaster Fields, and then he's gonna jump on Fields case
when he sucks. He's not a superfan. Hey, he's gonna start,

(29:08):
right or is that a dumb question? I have no idea,
But like I said, who's gonna start Dalton Folds? I
don't know, but coach, they can't. They They never start Foals.
I never only comes in halfway to the season and
wins the whole Super Bowl. And you're right, I said,
Fields might suck, he might suck, but at least I'm
deciding yoursel I said, that sounds like a super fan.

(29:29):
I said, he could be the best. But yeah, let's go.
I said, at least it gives us some excitement. Because
when you're going into the season, when Nick Foles and
Andy Dalton, you have no excitement, You have no chance.
You don't think the future is bright. You think you're
just stuck. You're just blah. And now at least we're like,
holy crap, Yes, So there you go, Come on, Chicago,

(29:52):
what do you say we're gonna win today? Let's go.
Thank you, Justin Fields. I'm sending you Mrs Fields cookies
take me out two so older. We don't care if
it feels plays. No, No, I don't care. If I

(30:15):
ever get home from Soldier Field, You're not gonna ask
me what I thought about? What do you think about
the Cowboys? You never heard of the guy? That's I mean,
that's for sure. Never heard of the dude coach, But
uh so so funny my foster son. You know he's
You gotta understand he's learning about life. Like when he

(30:37):
came into our house. Our job, too, is to teach
him about life. He came with no knowledge of anything.
He's six, okay, so he doesn't know everything about life.
He's still learning. He's no coach. I mean, he didn't
know what he does. He didn't even know like when
you eat dinner like his dinner, breakfast, what's lunch? Like?
What's doing? Like stuff like that. Teach him, just don't.
It's so it's called brunch. Forced me on a lot

(30:58):
of random stuff. I ever heard a brunch either, coach.
You know, if you're a twenty one year old chicken Nashville,
damn well, you know win brunches and then and then
after that you learned one of the most Look. Look,
so I'm teaching he's he's learning about the draft. And
I'm telling him, all right, So this is what happens. Alright.

(31:20):
The college kids, the best college football players are waiting
to get picked up by the NFL team immediately tonight.
They're going to be millionaires. It's a good breakdown. Yeah,
and then their life is changing tonight and they're going
to the NFL. Now, we're going to get drafted. I
mean to coach, you know that question was asked, did
you get drafted? Like what? No, Dad's not very good

(31:43):
at throwing catching Those are two skills required. So so
my my kids understand it, and they're like, all right,
here comes the Cowboys Cowbarys coming up at twelve. They
traded their pick to the to the Eagles or whatever,
and like, all right, here we go. This is what
we're gonna do. And then my foster son goes, I
know who they're gonna pick, and we're like, okay, well,

(32:04):
what what do you think? Probably Ezeki Elliott. Okay, let
me go back to the drawing. These are college kids,
all right, and Zeke Ellett already plays for the Cowboys,
so they're not gonna draft him. Okay, Okay, I got it,
all right, I know who they're gonna pick who Dak Prescott?

(32:27):
All right? Yeah, so so then I start making fun
of him at home. So so finally I find like,
you know what, don't worry. Yeah, maybe maybe Dak al right,
maybe Zeke. We'll see, we'll see what happens. So then
our guy gets picked, and obviously, uh, there is something Parsons,

(32:48):
I think Eddie reconnecting. We're gonna Filibus Parsons, Micah Parsons.
We're gonna get the name correct. Lunch is going to
correctly pronounce it. It is pronounced my Ca No, Mica,
oh sorry, Mica Parsons. Okay, And is he Eddie's not
gonna know this? Is he a quarterback, running back, wide receiver?

(33:10):
Is that a Cowboys type pick? Or don't they usually
go for cool positions? No, No, that's a that's a
it's a need. It's a need for them. They need linebackers,
they need defensive help. The Cowboys need help on the
defensive side of the ball. And this guy is supposedly
a beast he opted out of this season, is supposed
to be really good. And Shawn Lee just retired. Who

(33:30):
did he really? Yeah? Well he needed he was always hurt,
that's right. Yes, he retires, so now they have. It's
a lot of emails coming through here at Sore Losers headquarters.
We never know just how busy the days are gonna
be over to you lunch. Are they gonna they can
email us that we are the story? We are the
sore Losers At gmail dot com. We don't get very
many emails anymore. People gave up on emailing us. Those

(33:52):
also maybe t shirt orders at the website shops sore
Losers dot com. Yeah, that sit shop store losers dot com.
And Ray, you did miss the fun draft? It was
cool the Cowboys and what it was weird and I
was shocked the Cowboys made a trade with the Eagles.
I don't think they usually trade in division. Usually you
don't want to help your division rival out. But hey man,

(34:14):
they said, hey, he goes, you want to give us
an extra draft pick? Go ahead, come on, come come home. Yeah,
that would be like Titans if they were trading with
the Colts. It kind of gross, right, It feels weird boys,
I honestly can't find the reconnect, but awesome. So I
don't know if it still sounds like graft it sounds terrible. Okay,
I'm gonna I'll text Mike d know I can fill

(34:36):
a buster. Let me say this. Keep talking. So I
did my deep tease, uh lunch, do you do you
think we should talk about it? I'm gonna be very vague,
so I don't think it matters that we're gonna talk
about it, and I'm gonna have them search the internet
for the thing I deep teased about a player. Possibly. Yeah,
I think this is pretty fun. Okay, I don't like
to name name, so I'm not going to You guys
can research it. But it is a really good story.
So there's a guy by the name of Trey Lance.

(34:58):
Have you heard of him? Yes, I've heard of him. Okay,
he got drafted by the Niners. Well, there is a
popular radio host, very popular, tad more popular than us,
actually exceedingly more popular than you. Might as well just
say it, Colin Cowherds, I believe, so it's not plural.
Trey Lance is curious connection to Colin Cowherd's daughter live.
So they've been liking each other's pictures on Instagram. I

(35:19):
believe I heard that they also had been commenting on
each other's pictures. Well, uh, Colin actually admitted, uh, two
months ago that he trade Lance was over at his house.
So possibly people are speculating online that Trey Lance is
dating Live Cowherd. How is that significant? Live Cowherd is
the daughter the most popular, polarizing sports radio host in America,

(35:44):
And there you go, but I can't tell you what.
She's a smoke show coach. Well, there you go, coach.
But my thing is it's gonna be weird for him
because when this is what why he gets good. Go
if Trey Lance has a bad game, he's gonna have
to go on the radio and rip him like he's
gonna have to rip him. He's not very good if
or he does something wrong. And then if he's still
dating his daughter's his daughter, he's gonna come over the

(36:07):
house and and Trey Lance is gonna hear what Cowherd
said about him. That has to just be a weird,
weird situation. But so far what has happened is cow
Hurd has been very complementary of this guy, which further
is the speculation that he's possibly dating going on dates
with Colin Cowherd's daughter. Have you ever seen Lift Cowherd? Uh? Yes,
Because a couple of years ago it became this big

(36:28):
thing where she was discovered online and so then people
just started trolling Cow hurt a little bit with how
hot his daughter is, and then she would get more
likes on pictures than he would be coach. She gets
thirty thousand likes and she does I know, I'm looking
at right now. She has thirty three thousand likes on
this one of her just laying on a chair in
a bikini, and I'm like, yeah, I like it, but yeah,
I mean it had come up and then yeah, I

(36:49):
guess all the trolls online just totally jumped on board
with it. And then uh they were almost saying, like
her Instagram account with the likes that she gets, became
bigger than Colin cow overnight, which isn't true. He's an
amazing talent. Would love to have him on a little
show as well as the big show if he's going

(37:09):
to give us the time of day. But we're also
sports podcast dude, and yeah, but people like he's on
our network, he's with Premier, but he doesn't need to
come on our podcast. Though he doesn't need us. He
doesn't need to come to an interview. He brings the
stars on his show. He doesn't go on other people's show.
But do you ever randomly just think about going on
a crappy show? Do you ever have somebody hit you up? Well? No,

(37:31):
not really. I've had some people. I went on some
podcast I don't I wish I could name it right now.
I went in a random one because sometimes you just
need to reach out. And maybe Calherd expects thinks, uh
that he would reach out to us, possibly to help
us out in a way, coach. And maybe my favorite
moment from the draft last night, Ray is the Raiders
they draft, they they they're on the clock, you know

(37:52):
what I mean? Are right? And the Las Vegas Raiders
select and they selected somebody that and the all the
panel Booger McFarlane, um wingo, mel Kiper and uh, whatever
the heck? The other guy's name is? I forget Trey. No,
I'd already said Tray, but gosh, what what is their names?

(38:14):
It's mel Kiper? You also have Andy Katz he went
on there that's basketball. Uh, boys, I'm back pipe mel Pipers.
What you're thinking of? Who's the who else is up
there with him? It's Booker mcfar. Who's the other guy? Uh?

(38:34):
Mcshe no, no, I couldn't think of his name, but
so the the wing. The other guy, God, I can't
think of his name. I just know Booger and he
used to play in the NFL, and he was up
for some GM spots like m Schefter, No, Jesse Palmer,

(38:56):
Jesse Palmer's I mean he's doing more TV stuff though. Yeah,
he was the Bachelor. I got it. But they announced
it and they say Joel class no, all right, the
Raiders select Joe test It, Tory no, God, Alex Leatherwood,
and I mean the panelists are dead silent and they go, oh, well,

(39:21):
um um yeah that's kind of shocking. Um. They were like,
um offensive linemen. Right. Yeah. They were like, we had
him late second round, early third round grade Hum okay,
well yeah he's a good player though, I mean if
he can. Mean, they didn't know what to say because

(39:41):
they had no idea that pick was coming. That was
one of those ones where it was just totally out
of left field, Like what in the world. I have
a lot of leather bound books. I love Scotch Scotch,
Scott Scott. The Raiders pick again at number like thirty
six or forty six, forty six or sixty four, and
they're like they were thinking that's where he would go,

(40:02):
not number seventeen or what I mean. Well, that just
shows that like they don't even know what they're talking about.
No, no no, they got like in the ballpark. This guy
wasn't even rated in the That's what I'm saying. It
was just so funny because they announced the pick and
usually like, oh, I love that pick, and it was
just dead silent for about two seconds and they realized
we gotta say something. But I like that, coach, and

(40:24):
I'll tell you why, because it's it's not like you
gotta think like all right, these teams are in bed
with ESPN. ESPN knows all that's this is. This is
their way to communicate to the rest of the world, right, like, hey,
we we need to give you an insight so you
can be prepared, so we can all look good. We're
gonna look at in our picks, you're gonna look at
your broadcast. We're a family, right, But this proves that

(40:44):
that's not the case. The Raiders are gonna get him anything.
They're just gonna do what they're doing, and then these
guys have to be ready on their toes. I love that.
I think it's just that the Raiders are out there.
They make some of the most the strangest picks ever.
That's what I think, so does some of the people
that win fantasy football. Coach. I mean it's in fantasy football, coach.

(41:05):
It looked like fantasy football. In the first round of
the draft looked exactly fantasy football. Quarterback, quarterback, receiver, quarterback,
running back. I mean it was all offense until about
that big Oregon lineman. Yeah. I loved it. It was like,
now we're looking like freaking Uh, what's what's our fantasy
league called? Yeah, sore Losers, losers. And the other guy

(41:29):
I was talking about was Lewis Riddeck. I couldn't think
of his name. That's him, Lewis Riddeck. Yeah, I know
it's him because I looked it up because I couldn't
think of his dang name. Uh. Can we talk about
beat the street quickly? Yes? Well, I was gonna talk
a do you have on the phone? Okay, So I
want to talk about Aaron Rodgers. The cry Aaron cry

(41:51):
baby Rogers right before the draft comes out or it
comes out that he told some people in the Packers
organization that he does not want to return to Green Bay,
and he won't return to Green Bay. Breaking news being
played right now, breaking news yesterday. But what Aaron Rodgers,

(42:13):
get over yourself. This dude is such a prima donna,
cry baby, good greep, wow. Supposed that your kid again? Coach. Supposedly,
Rodgers and your kids sound eerily similar. He I woke
up and I go in the crib and guess who's there? Roger.
He said his foot was out of his blanket, not

(42:36):
in his nose. That's the problem with Aaron Rodgers. He's
supposedly upset from a year ago when they drafted a
quarterback and they didn't tell him they were going to
draft a quarterback. Oh sorry, Aaron, let me call you
before every draft pick we're gonna make and say, hey,
we're about to draft this guy. Calm down. Do you
think they could do with Tom? They do? They do?

(42:59):
You know they do? I mean coach pretty much. Tom
pretty much coach the Tampa Bay Buckaneers all the way
to the the Super Bowl. So did they call Nick Foles
and Andy Dalton last night and tell him, hey, man,
we're about to trade They're not at that caliber. Nick
Foles won a Super Bowl? How many, super Boy, how
many Super Bowls? Is Aaron Rodgers won one? Same as

(43:20):
same amount as Nick Foles? So do we call Nick
Foles and let him know? Didn't? I mean, I don't
know if the I mean I'm with you. I'm with you.
It's stupid, but I mean, I'm telling you. Inside Rogers
his head, he's thinking he's Tom Brady. You need to
respect me. Yes, he thinks he is, but he's not.
That's the thing, Aaron Rodgers. It's always someone else's fault

(43:40):
with Aaron Rodgers. Mike McCarthy, terrible coach, he can't coach.
Get rid of him, Get rid of him. Okay, we
bring in a new coach. Oh, we can't. The G
I can't believe they drafted this people. I want out
of here, even though they had the best record in
the NFC, a home game at in the NFC Championship game,
and you couldn't get it done. And you want out

(44:02):
because it's everyone else's fault because they didn't draft the
way you wanted them to draft. But also it sounds
like he's staying there now. The GM says he's fully
on with Roger staying Get him a cheese, right, that
you're not helping with the dramatic effect that Lunch is
going for here. Yeah, the GM says we're not going
to trade them. Right, don't read the ESPN article. It
goes against my point that I just made. You know,

(44:25):
it's in this grip. Never questioned my points or angles
you son of up, No to go to go with
your point though. You're right though, like like you're you're right.
Like even in the State Farm commercials, he gets all Matt,
it's not not his fault that everyone gets the double
check rate, and he gets all pissed. No, it's just

(44:49):
funny because Jake from State Farm tells him, no, everyone
gets the Rogers race. They gotta make it a State
Farm commercial now talking about him wanting to leave Green Bay,
and they're like, will my rates change? I don't know,
Mr Rogers, are you driving? Do you need home life
and auto? Mr Rogers? State Farm is on your side.

(45:09):
It depends what state you're moving to. It's a little
more expensive out there in California. Coach, we just made
their g D commercial form. Except we just made their commercial. Coach.
Here's the thing, Aaron Rodgers. They did the same thing
with you. They drafted you when they still had and
now you that like, and now it's a problem. It's

(45:31):
okay when you get drafted into that situation, but when
they do it to you because you're at the tail
end of your career, Oh my god, how dare you
do that to me? How dare you coach? You? Don't
you know your wife like that? And also, if you
would have told me we were gonna mention Brett Farve's
name on the two thousand twenty one draft, will spank
my ass and call me slappy. Holy crap. I did

(45:51):
not see that one coming. I'm just saying. He always
seems all right slappy. He always seems to find a
way to playing about something and make it up. I mean,
Aaron Rodgers just seems like to me, he seems like
a just nightmare. And yes, is he a really good quarterback? Absolutely?
But jeez, man, I like how you're answering your own

(46:13):
questions today, because that's really cool. I like, that's a
true talk show host. He doesn't even now Is he
a good football player? Well, yeah, of course, yeah, yes
he is. That's a good question. That is a good question.
I just don't know it wasn't a question. He compliments
his own questions. So I asked, is Rogers at fault?
It's a good question. He is at fault? Look and

(46:36):
he has ever and then that's a good question. He
has every right to say he wants to be traded
because everybody seems to demand that. Everybody seems to demand
and want to be traded. They get their hurt and
they don't have The team never trades him, right only
in basketball like Deshaun Watson, he wanted to be traded instead.

(46:56):
Now we don't talk about that. I mean, that's a
tough subject speaking see. Okay, not a question to rub
that one with a ten foot poll. Coach, here's my question.
That's a little oily, don't you think Week one that's
a sticky situation. Week one of the NFL season. The

(47:22):
quarterback of the lay down on that one, alright, laid down?
Oh my gosh, Week one of the NFL season. Aaron Rodgers,
if you're a betting ray, if you're a betting man,
explained that word and what it means. I haven't understood
it in three months, Coach, what is Aaron Rodgers the

(47:44):
quarterback of the Packers Week one? Yes, you know the
answer to this good question? There ain't a putteen He's
going to Nobody made room last night. Everybody put their
nuts on the stage and called it an NFL draft.
You guys were all part of it, part pawns in
the scheme. Rodgers ain't going nowhere. The NFL dropped its

(48:06):
pants on America last night and said where you talking?
You know they can they can still trade like, they
can trade like. It doesn't matter at what nuts they
put on the stage last night. I have no idea
what you're talking about. And why didn't we swallow the nuts?
Because we all got the Aaron Rodgers news, the Tim
Tebow's gonna play in the NFL. How about all this
crap comes out? What do you know, the same twenty

(48:27):
four hour cycle as the draft. We all got tricked
and fooled. You guys are puppets, and I'm not the
puppet master, but the NFL is no Hang up and listen.
Aaron Rodgers did this on draft day to spite the
Packers because they drafted Jordan's Love, so he waited till
draft day just like they did him and surprising him

(48:48):
with the Jordan Love draft pick. He demands a trade
on draft day. Coach, you need to go to national
with that. I don't think anybody else has reported on
that finding you just made. That's that's why he did it.
He was like, okay, one year ago, guess what revenge?
I don't forget. Revenge is a dish for well served
in your nuts, because you're doing dishes over there with

(49:09):
happen Steve he got, we got twenty emails here at
the headquarters, and now we have lunch delivery from god
knows who. Oh great, what go, guys go. I'm trying
to Land Bay for the interview. She's not able to. Hey, please,
before we wrap up today, I have something important to
say about lunchbox being upon anyway, So Rogers, I think

(49:34):
he's gonna be the quarterback of Green Bay Packers. I
think this is just a mean rama. The Aaron Rodgers
soap opera is one that will never end. We've been
hearing about it. He's so unhappy, he's so unhappy. Blah
blah blah. He's the m v P. Oh. Look, he
looks so happy. He just wants he wants to make
sure everybody's still talking about Aaron Rodgers. So okay, okay.
Now Tim Tebow working out as a tight end for

(49:56):
the Jaguars, Eddie, Okay, what do you think about that?
Not gonna happen. I don't think it's gonna happen either,
not gonna happen. How many times have we seen Tim
Tebow workout to do something? No? No No, we only saw
him work out to be quarterback. He always said he
would not change musicians. No, we saw him work out
to be a baseball player. What happened, well, he played
no for for who? The minor league? The farm team? Coach. Uh,

(50:17):
there's another one of these Tim Tebo things. I like
the dude. Hey, big Tim Tebow fan. I think he's
a great person. I think he's got a good hit
on his shoulders. Whatever he does, he tries really hard
at it. But come on, tight end for the Jaguars.
Give me a break. There's another one. Coach just trying
to stand the news guys, the food delivery service that
I was trying to find the funny joke for his

(50:38):
craft food delivery service. That was the loud noise in
the background. Thank you. It didn't make any sense to
anybody but me. So last night you tea s that
Bay needed to come on the show. At the beginning
of the show. You said Bay needed to come on
the show. Did you not talk to her last night
about being on the show so she can't come, Coach,
I just told her she's harder to book than Luke
Brian Jason Aldane the key if you will, Oh hey, Bob.

(51:04):
So she's not coming on. She's very busy. But Lunch
can talk about his little Beat the Streak issue, and
then it may be segue perfectly in dovetail with Bay
calling in and saying her conspiracy theory on Beat the Streak,
which is mind blowing and groundbreaking all in one. And
I have big news too for something for some for lunch.
But I'm my streak ended at seven last night. Its

(51:29):
filibuster making good Center Bogarts went over four last night
and on the in the Red Sox game, and so
I went down in flames down at seven. I think
that's the most I've ever got seven, And I think
it's pretty much impossible, and I think I'm gonna quit
doing it. Eddie, Are you still doing it? Uh? No, Coach,
I forget every day to get a player because I

(51:52):
haven't gotten past two, Coach. So it's just like it's
just ridiculous. Like it really is. It's impossible. I'm telling you,
and you wanna know my strategy how I was doing it.
I would go to the the app or we're bet
in the White Sox, and I would look whoever has
the highest over under, like if it's over under nine
and a half runs, I would pick players from that
game because there's gonna be a lot of hits in
that game. That was my strategy. I mean, couch strategy.

(52:15):
You can come up with all sorts of things, but reality,
it's just impossible baseball. I mean, you can't predict it.
You cannot predict it. You can run the numbers, you
can crunch the numbers. You can you have your spreadsheets
and excels and ups and downs and columns and rows
and what do you know? They don't get a hit.
And do that all you want. But I mean, I
mean I sat there on my phone and watch the

(52:35):
game cast of Zander's lasting bat and he grounded out
the second I'm like, all right, well that was fun,
thanks a lot, thanks for nothing. What are we waiting on?
Raised doing what? He's trying to get Bay on the
phone because she has a conspiracy thing. Why don't you
just tell us what it is, but it'd be funny.
But I would like to hear her figure out these
mother Do you need me to do it? I know
how to dial come in here real quick, and any

(52:56):
filibus it was something I can't figure out these mother
and phones for the life of mine. Getting nuts one
all right, any great job filibustering is not just going okay, So, um,
you're never going to be in Congress because that's the

(53:18):
worst job of filibustering in the history of the floor.
The Senate has never seen anything like that. Okay, here's
what we're gonna talk about today. Um, we got our girl.
Good job. Wait, I thought you did the phone lunch
knows him better than me. Now, coach, Hello, there she is.

(53:44):
What's up, Bezi girl? Hey are you hey? Welcome to
the Sort Loaders podcast. Oh my goodness, what's also honored? Okay,
so just let me say I'm just excited about Justin Fields.
Let's go to the listeners. This is my wife Bazer,
and we were doing beat the Street. We both do it.
She fills out her to every night and loves it.

(54:06):
But I said, hey, are you I go how many
are you at? And I believe she was at two
or four something and they missed or something, and I go,
are you interested? Why don't you ever ask what I'm at?
And she goes, I don't care what you're at until
you're at forty, which was a blow, but it was
very straight up. And then that's when she gave me
her conspiracy theory. And I want you to give this

(54:26):
because I I think it's just unbelievable. Blazer, please give
it whatever. Okay, y'all, this this is my conspiracy theory.
I mean, this beat the street. What is it? It's
fifty seven games, right, you have to get right, correct,
you have to get seven to win, and it's gonna
be five is it? Five million? Five million? I put
these little stacks down, so let me let's just say

(54:47):
you're at that fifty seven one and you have Corey Seeker, okay,
and you're like, all right, I'm about to win this
five million. Well, you don't think them all the is
gonna be like hey, like, uh, the Seeker will give
you a million to like missed that ball. I mean,
I'm serious, I don't think that. I think that this
is all like, there's no way anyone's ever gonna win this.

(55:08):
And and so you think this conspiracy theory because you
said nobody's ever won it and the record was lower
than this. Yeah, I only think they would just be like, hey,
miss the ball, We'll give you some money. This is
totally this is totally a mean thing to say, for sure,
But I'm gonna say that that's illegal. I think so. Yeah,

(55:29):
But I mean, I'm sure they do a lot of
illegal stuff. She's like, in the history of it, because
nobody's actually won the five point six million, she goes
when the guy whoever done in the past got fifty three,
She's like, I guarantee you. The MLB says, hey, will
you please just not get a hit today? I mean,
that's that could be true because Corey Seeger is only

(55:50):
making uh seven point six million this year, so what's
another one? So one million is a big deal. Like
if he was making twenty million, I could see, you
know him be like I get in here. But seven
millions and taxes, it's only it's down to like two million, man,
And it's not necessarily like you know, I'm not saying
that it's just one person missing the ball on purpose.

(56:12):
They're not seeing a besier. I think they're playing more
of the odds that this is impossible to predict. Like
it's just really I know, I like totally know, baseball
is my least favorite. To be honest with you guys,
I never I grew up in Nashville and we don't
have any team other than like sounds as though, like
I think Atlanta with our team. I literally know nothing

(56:37):
about baseball, So I didn't realize how hard it was
to hit a dang ball until I was how to
get these people that do it for professionally to hit
a ball. It's their job and they can't hit a
freaking ball. I can't like get over. I've never even
got to ten, beser, it's so freaking hard. I got
to my record seven last night and I lost so

(56:59):
read ridiculous, like it's terrible. What I was? It? Like nine?
And then raise home. He's like, oh, you gotta pick
this one, and so I picked him and then I
was off. But you know that he always misses, and
why would you listen to him? Who did you pick?
Was it? When I told you? I don't even remember.
Supposedly he had a bad picture. Do you remember who
it was? Right? The picture is going to be terrible,
So no, literally, it was the Baltimore Orioles Guy Mullins

(57:23):
and I he let you down, not me, first of all,
and second of all, I believe he has a ten
game hitting streak now, so pretty much the day after
I told you to pick him and he missed, he's
gotten to hit every game since then. No, you're like
the good Luck Chuck of sport. Sutting, like like that
movie You're Bad, only with Stutting. He's the Ray Jinks.
I mean anything he says it, the opposite happens. I mean,

(57:44):
he jinks. Is every team in the NC Double A
Tournament Texas, that's a beautiful man, Jericho sims down long.
They have an easy path to the national title game.
I've never been upset in the first round avelen Christians
on your way out unless your strategy, though, how do
you pick the hitters? How do I pick? Well? I

(58:05):
don't really don't. Again, I know nothing. I was a
big Sammy Sosa fan when I was a kid. I
don't fly, that's my thing. I know nothing. Like before
I started doing this, he could ask me, I think
you did, like, name two baseball players and I was like,
Sammy Sosa and McGuire like that's all I could name,
like literally, so I don't know anything about these people.
Um I do try to pick who's that one. I've
been doing Ray a lot, the Soto or something. I

(58:29):
can't remember what the name is, but anyways, um, I
just yes, and I don't know. I just picked them,
like I just look and see what they like I've
hit against the picture and then if it's like they've
hit like you know, three out of tin, and I'll
pick them. I don't know. I'm obviously terrible of this. Interesting.
I like that. Hi, thank you for coming on. That

(58:50):
was great. That was great. Great. That's a good theory.
That is a good theory. Bye. Yes, so real quick,
real quick, real real quick. I want to talk about
lunch boxes and his scam that he's in scam. What
what's scam? It's just been released that the n b

(59:10):
A and their n f T program are going to
give everyone a pack. Guys, if you are a member
of the n f T program and have been for
the last five days, you will get a chance, not
a chance, you will be guaranteed a pack. So you

(59:34):
know what this does to the n b A, n
f T packs and every the value of every card
brings it down, Lunch. The value of all your cards
are going to go down once all of these cards
are available to everyone. Okay if you think so, because
I bought a pack yesterday and in that little drop

(59:55):
you're talking about for nine dollars, first card out, Kyle Kuzma,
one bucks, boom, let's go already making money, Eddie. So
I mean you can say it's going down, but that's
making money. That is how you do it. That's how
you make money. I it's not it's not a big profit,
but it's twelve dollars profit. Let's go. But you're in
it for the for the hundred thousands. That's that's gonna

(01:00:18):
be a thing of the past because everyone has cards now.
They're gonna be making millions of one card like they
like they did too to all the baseball cards that
we have, but they do that with any of these.
There's twenty five thousand of the of the Kyle Kuzma.
But I have a low serial number. So there you go.
That's what you need. That's the one you gotta hit.
You gotta get like the the ten. They're still in it, Lunch,

(01:00:42):
You're still in it, Still in it. Still gonna make
that money. I'm addicted to do it. Can't cash out.
It's just like buying a nine dollar lottery ticket. I
bought a pack for nine dollars, hoping to hit it
big and I won twelve bucks. Okay, great, let's go.
And guys, as far as the physical cards, I'm telling you.
I went to Target yesterda it. They're still gone. Like

(01:01:03):
they are completely out of sports cards. Physical sports cards.
You can't find them. It's crazy. Maybe that's that's the
act of actually opening them, because I don't think the
value of my cards that I currently have sitting in
shoe boxes has increased because I've looked it up. I
think so, Coach, I think it's gone. It's going up
of it. There was some guys saw at the playground

(01:01:27):
and uh, coach, are you sure you want to say this?
It wasn't midnight we meet we meet tear on on Thursday.
So yes, Eddie, I'm still I'm still in f T
So you think I'm in I'm getting scammed. I mean
that's fine. I may be getting scammed, but I'm gonna
keep trying to make money for you. And I met

(01:01:50):
this dude at the playground and somehow we got on
the topic of baseball cards. So you were just chilling
at the playground. Yeah, I have two kids. They run
around on the play No, I didn't know that they
were there too, Okay, all right, yeah, And somehow we
started talking about baseball cards and he was like, oh, man,
I used to love collecting baseball cards. He goes, actually,
I just went on eBay recently and bought like boxes

(01:02:10):
from the eighties that were unopened, and he's like, and
I've been opening them and I'm getting Bo Jackson's and
like all these players. And I was like, that is
so freaking cool. So now I want to go on
eBay and look for some of these cards. Pretty exciting.
I think this doesn't fall on deaf ears lunch. I'd
really just hope we have at least one or two
people to know what you're talking about and are with
you in in this, because you just feel like you're

(01:02:31):
on an island coach and you're talking. But no, no,
you just said. You just said we're talking about your
baseball cards. He's not right. He's talking about He's talking
about that people still have packs from the eighties that
were unopened, and this guy's buying them and opening them. Yeah,
that's what he does. He goes, Man, I love baseball cars.
Back in the day, I was, you know, a big fan.
The Royals were my favorite team and Bo Jackson was

(01:02:52):
my favorite player. And he said, so he started buying
packs off the of eBay that had never been opened
and he just opens them. Just how much was he
buying the packs for that? I didn't get. I should
have got to be expensive, because he was buying entire boxes,
like the whole box of packs. So like there's like
twenty five packs in a box or whatever, unopened, sealed boom,
and he just buys mof e bay and he's been

(01:03:14):
opening them pretty far. See. I bought a pack back
back back in the day, a box, not a pack,
a box, and it said guaranteed an autograph card is
in this box and so and I got it. I
got a Chipper Jones autograph legit, legit, and I still
have it somewhere. No, no, no, I bought this at

(01:03:36):
the store when I was, you know, twelve years old
or whatever. Okay, boys, I say, wrap it up. Eddie's
popping a little bit. Unless you're not to reconnect, unless
you got more. I do. But but we're done. I
think it's been one hour, one hour. I know, I
know you're ready to go. It's been a long week.
It's been a long week. He's ready to go, Coach.
There's a white clock on his name. But hey, it

(01:03:57):
was a Friday, and right it was in a good mood. Come,
we'll take it. We'll take that, boys. It's usually pretty easy. Uh,
just some stuff does set me on fire nowadays that
I am thirty five and opinionated. Uh, loud and proud, guys,
happy and proud to show it all right, Well, and
remember my motto listeners, as we are heading out into

(01:04:17):
the weekend. I just created this one, and I feel
like it's gonna stick. Less stress, more life. Do that
one as you're drinking by the pool this weekend, guys,
Thank you, sisson out and there's a song. There's a
new song taking over America called Justin Fields Forever, and
I too have a a life phrase for you, just

(01:04:38):
as you go into the weekend, work hard, make money,
Thanks Coachy, and mine is Justin Fields. Let's go. Come on, baby,
Please don't be a bust. Please don't be a bust.
We've needed a quarterback in the Windy City. For so long,
we have been suffering year after year after year under

(01:05:00):
decade with no quarterback. And I am just hoping that
you are the real deal because I look at you,
and you look you were a stud recruit. You were
a stud in college, and it's time to be a
stud in the NFL. My only question is if Kirby
smartest listening to this down there at the University of Georgia,
how the hell did you say Jake From should start

(01:05:23):
over Justin Fields and that's why he had to transfer
from Georgia. I need to know why you picked Jake
from to be your starting quarterback when you could have
had Justin Fields. I bet we're about to find out
next season. No, No, Jake Fields went or Justin Fields
went to Ohio State and never lost a big ten game.
Jake Frome was like a fourth round draft pick in

(01:05:43):
the NFL. He's a backup. But we'll see how Justin
Fields does and then we'll find out you got drafted higher.
He looked a lot better as a college quarterback. The
draft means nothing, boys, we got we gotta see him
out in the stadium, and that's why I'm praying he's
not a bust. Oh my gosh, let's go all right,
have a great I have a great weekend. I probably
won't watch any more of the Draft because the first

(01:06:05):
round is exciting, and then it's a bunch of people
I don't know who they are. I kind of like
this podcast started off exciting and then we take pauses
in between words. Do you want one more funny story?
I just just edding, no talking, I don't want Did
you see the story did you? I mean, how reconnect coach?

(01:06:28):
Did you see the story about te pay Yeah, hilarious.
Didn't He didn't know about direct messages on Instagram, and
so for the last two years that he got on
Instagram two years ago, and so all these celebrities and
famous people have been reaching out to him like wanting
to collaborate, wanting to do this, wanting to do that,

(01:06:48):
and he never responded to a single one because he
didn't know there was d MS. And so he just
discovered it and he was doing a video going, oh
my god, I ghosted all these people and I had
no idea. Ola Davis, Oh look at Diplow wanted to
reach out. Oh my sorry, guys, Like I really had
no he didn't respond to a single one for two years,

(01:07:09):
and people just thought that he was blowing them off. Coach.
That almost sounds like something you would do, because I've
always wondered what your Instagram looks like because you don't
follow anybody. Do you actually have other people's stories at
the top of your Instagram? Um? No, just my pictures.
Coach doesn't have those little story buttons that he can

(01:07:30):
click on. And you do that just to show people, Coach,
that you're the man. You don't give a crap about
anyone else. Yeah, yeah, pretty much. I't got time for you. No,
it's just I don't want to wait, I don't have
time for it. I just don't and I don't want to,
you know, like, oh I need to follow you and
look at my kids and no cool, no, no, no,
no no that you still give them the content, the
content you feed the beast. You don't need them. The

(01:07:54):
beast doesn't need them, right, uh, Eddie, doesn't that sound
like some in lunch Box. He would not know the
d m s are there, because lunch is the one
that has trouble with technology. M to get it, always
has to show him how to do TikTok excuse me.
What is it called dick toc What do I do?
Just put it down there? No, no lunch, Lunch, Lunch
you're telling me, I just take pictures of my bron

(01:08:18):
Oh my god, is that Ferky that reached out to me?
My bad Viola Davis? Oh my gosh, I'm such And
he's just scrolling through all his d ms. Sore If
somebody's trying to get ahold of you through d M s,
I mean it ain't. I mean what, there's other ways
celebrities can get in touch of celebrities. I'm not saying
I'm sorry. I'm I'm sorry I might ruining your story.
You don't think it's funny though, I mean not not

(01:08:41):
enough to like stop them to make this an hour
and ten minute podcasts. Well, I mean, nothing's that funny,
But I just I disagree some of the stories you
tell a really fun I thought that was hilarious. I mean,
I just think that's so funny. He just seems so
like confused, like holy com. In addition to Lunch's story
that was very hilarious about him going to a Jason
Aldean Randa Lambert concert at the additional major detail that

(01:09:05):
Lunch left off was he went to the concert alone.
There was no listeners, he had no tickets, he lost
some friends, they ghosted him. He literally to sit at
a concert by himself in a city on his birthday
and not have any fun. And on top of all
of that, I forgot about this. Dangit. Please tell me
have a sound. This is awful. Please on topic. I
know the answer. Could I see Facebook? Um, all of

(01:09:29):
that on Twitter, all of that? Could you want me
to make the sound? No? All of that birthday weeken
no families, there, no wife. It's so sad, it's so
just not fun. Everybody let him down. It's just like, no, boy,
I might buzz out before they get this out. I

(01:09:54):
wasn't hooking up in the middle of the concert range.
What do you do like, I don't know what the
hell you're doing, but I wouldn't doing that too one.
I'm wanna buzz out they get I don't understand what
you're doing. He sounds like he's I mean, he sounds
like he's hooking up with bay Ryan. I know. Anyways,

(01:10:16):
on top of all that, no friends by himself, ticket
tickets didn't come through. He had to go to concert
by himself. No listener showed up it rained as well.
I needed that damn sound effect on you really didn't,
he really didn't. Yeah, you didn't need a sound effect, dude.
We could have just said it rained, and I forgot
about that. The concert had to be like they had
to take a break because it was lightning, and so

(01:10:39):
they had to take up, like I had to go
off stage and so bad, so bad. Happy birthday, Happy birthday.
All right, Eddie, are you alive now? He's still waiting
for that sound effect? You have it? On top of

(01:11:00):
all that, I'm alone? Why God, Why, why God? Have
you forsaken me in Pittsburgh on my birthday and my birthday?
Oh man, it was so bad. I mean it was

(01:11:22):
and it wasn't a light rain. It wasn't a light
rain because it wasn't a light rain. Coach. People said
that was an epic story. Props to you, my friend.
Great great story coach, way better than tea pain. And
what comes from great or how great stories are created
is from um. All right, you're waiting for a sound

(01:11:43):
weathering crazy? Can experiences lead to great stories? That's what
I was trying to say, Thank you, all right? Um?
In short, losers locks He did update us on Twitter.
He said, he who are you talking to? We already
buzzed guys, losing box. I wanted to say this. He
did say that he's a couple of days behind the podcast,

(01:12:04):
so f y, I, oh, thank you, coach. Well we'll
keep that in mind. Than you should we buzz out again? No, couch,
we've been buzzed out. But he got the sound effects,
so I felt like we came back. Okay, all right,
how are you going Socker game this weekend? I don't know, coach? Oh,
can you give me tickets? Not not know? Okay, try

(01:12:30):
and sneak in do it for a bit on the
Big show. If you can get me tickets, I'll go