March 15, 2024 • 49 mins
Bed news for a lot of Sore Losers Nation and we will try to get you through the tough times with a crappy episode. Lunchbox has some hope for the first time in a long time with the Chicago Bears! Selection Sunday is a few days away but it's kind of ruined in the eyes of Lunchbox. Welcome to the weekend.
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
You there. I'm here man. You're doing in podcasts? Or
are you doing reading something? Yeah? I gotta, I got,
I got a lot of stuff here. Are we including
this on the podcast? Yeah we will. Let's go, man,
it's freaking Friday. He sounds terrible. No sound good man level? No, No,
I sound great. I am just like look at that,
(00:24):
darn They have way more in Hey, Aaron Donald retired,
I read that different. I read McDonald's going out of business.
Oh no, well they may hurt from I don't know
if he eats McDonald's. But Aaron Donald done, and Kyler
Murray replied, thank god. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
And I also responded to that, and I said, hey,
how about more x's and o's and less x.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
That's funny.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
Athletes need to get off twitter X. Pardon uh, that's funny, guys.
And we are recording this on Friday. They had a
couple of people hit me up and they said, post
a pod already. Well no, no, no, it's not a
pre Recordah yeah we don't. We don't pre record guys.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
You are looking live. Yeah, let's start it, dude, because
I mean, I got it's a sad day for a
lot of people. Arnold is at the SEC tournament, so
he's missing today. Hey, and I'm gonna tell you there's
a difference between going to Kentucky and going to Mississippi
State to play basketball and Mississippi State.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Arnold's going to see Mississippi State and he's also gonna
hang out with Taylor Carraway.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
They're a thrupple. Didn't know that. I didn't know he
was into Abbey or is he and Arnold? Did you
know I'm a balls fan? I did know that. But
here's the thing. You want to know how I know
there's a difference when you go to Mississippi State and
when you go to Kentucky because I drive You want
to know how I know you're no kids used to
(01:50):
do that all the time. That was a joke. I
don't I don't know what the bleep was. I'm still
trying to figure out in my head. That's why I'm pausing. Continue.
I drive around, and I see all the team buses right,
Mississippi State parked in front of Holiday in Express, Holiday
(02:10):
and Express that tikes you a really nice one. But
west End Holiday and Express, Kentucky, Low's Vanderbilt just look
them up, guys, totally different level of hotel. So there's
Kentucky and there's Mississippi State. When you're in Mississippi State
and you're rolling to Bridgestone Arena and you pass Lowe's
(02:33):
Vanderbilt and you see the Kentucky bus at this sparkling,
badass hotel, are you like? Yep, we go to Mississippi State.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Man Low's is top five. I've made my list before. Randomly,
one of our upper management people said, do you have
a list of top fives, give it to me. I
will number one. Four Seasons.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
Four seasons has to be I know, I've never seen.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
A room my apartment used to be there. I've seen
the downstairs where the kitchen is. I believe that's a
right round where my room was. If you asked to
go in the kitchen at their restaurant whatever is it
called Rolfin Daughter. I don't know what the restaurant is,
but they do brunch down there, Rolfingoes.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Roos, Riandoso. But four seasons number one. You want to
hear a crazy story about four seasons in Austin. Four
Seasons number one j W.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
Marriott, number two, Low's number three, number four, Weston, number five,
the new one Oak, the new one Oak over to you.
Oh hotel Indigo. Uh oh that's a nice one.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
So top six or what what are we doing? That's
honorable mention? Uh? You forgot about a loft that's not
top five. Oh that's where we stayed when we moved here.
Did I say Omni? No? No, I didn't. Okay, So
number one. We're starting to get. Here's the thing.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
We're starting to get a lot of hotels that it's tough.
What did you think I told all these dumb asses
when they came to town. Hey, Hey, where should we stay?
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Guys?
Speaker 2 (04:01):
Guys, I'm going to tell you right now, there's about
fifty hotels within two blocks. All of them are well
priced because they're competitive. It's a very that's the market
down here. Go stay there. I can't even name my
top five anymore. It used to be ironclad. Tell your
story about four Seasons, part.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
Own Four Seasons in Austin. Our buddy used to work
there as a valet and he was working in the
valet and so they had the hotel and then they
built apartments like condos attached to it that you could buy.
And he was at the valet driver at the hotel
and someone came to do a tour of the condos,
(04:35):
and so the guy came up and it's like, hey,
I want to do a tour. So he got him
an agent or whatever from the hotel and they took
him up there and they went up to the eighth
or ninth floor, and as they were doing the tour
of the dude jumped off and killed himself. The worker. No,
the guy that came to tour the four seasons, My
buddy was valet when it happened. Like he's like, he
(04:57):
just jumped and landed right there. If this podcast couldn't
take any more of a turn for the worst. Yeah,
our energy levels of five out of ten. No, I'm great.
I'm telling you. I am good, dude. I am After
my performance the other night, I am feeling fantastic. Let's
do a lot. Wait oh the one two greet sore losers?
(05:22):
What up, everybody? I am lunchbox. I know the most
about sports, so I'll give you the sports facts, my
sports opinions, because I'm pretty much a sports genius, y'all.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
I read on the computer monitor the nastac is down.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
What is up? It is sison. I'm from the North
I'm in Alpha Male.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
I live on the west north side of Nashville with
Baser my wife.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
Still figuring out what we do on the weekends. Not
much to do out there.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
Is it a local country bar? Is it a patio?
Is it more projects that we have to do? Do
we try to sneak down town for a couple of drinks,
because that's what we're gonna do. Baezers celebrate six years
can answer free folks, massive accomplishment.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
For the basis should we call her? Yes? I believe
she would love to be a part of this podcast.
I'm going to tell you what. It's a good news
day slash bad news day. It's bad news day for
Batter's Box, the Martinez Brothers or lovers, whatever they are.
What if everybody it's the Batter's Box, Landon Locer, Miguel Soto,
(06:29):
Danny and Mario. Are these all people that quit listening
to the podcast, Wendy Skaggs, John Lopez, Cindy Flores. It's
bad news for them because they all live in the
state of Texas and Pornhub is no longer in the
state of Texas. Yeah, I saw that. I told Billy man, Hey,
(06:51):
you might want to get away this weekend. Yeah, you
might want to jump on Southwest. It's gonna be amazing
all these people landon loc Boston coming. Is there something wrong?
You're getting a lot of work done today. I have
to have your right hand so strong. Yeah, Like, there
seems to be a lot of productivity in this. You're
not closing the blinds as much. Batter's box. What's going on?
(07:12):
Are you being more open with your work? So? Yeah,
sorry for all you guys that live in Texas. The
porn hub is no longer in Texas. That was a
good one. Ray. It got me through the eleventh grade.
Porn hub. Well, I don't understand why it's bucked in
that state only.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
Well, look at sports betting. You got about thirteen states
it's legal. The other thirty seven it's not. That makes
no sense. People crossing state lines, it's legal. But if
you cross the state line where the geolocator doesn't go,
then you can't bet.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
And it's a matter of territory. What question. Let's say
I'm on the one side of the border, like I'm
in the I'm in Kansas right. Oh, yes, you're trying
to get across the rio and I have a pound
of marijuana in my car. Let me in, I'm a citizen.
Launch don't you live in America already? And I'm half
a mile from Colorado And the cop turns on his
(08:02):
lights because I'm speeding. If I make it to Colorado,
he like, before I pull over, is it now legal? Like?
Am I okay? Or am I still gonna get in
trouble because he tried to initiate the stop back in Kansas.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
Interesting question. And I mean, I believe it's just exact location.
I told you, I drive through three counties on my
way to work. I imagine it's by the exact line
of the county.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
It's not.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
Oh, I came to a rolling stop because I deal
with that. I could the cop could easily.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
Pull me over.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
And I think it's Sumner. And then I go into
Davidson Bros. That what you just explained is my daily worry.
Why do you think I go to the speed limit?
I don't know what damn county I'm in. And also
the weed, drugs, gummy things. If you're in Nashville, since
it's not legal here, I think you can get in
trouble with the airport. Whereas Vegas if you get caught
with gummies. They just throw them away. Case in point,
got my bachelor party had gummies. They grabbed him out,
(08:54):
put them in the receptacle at your bachelor party. Yeah,
you were there, don't remember that? The one dude, he
was random. I invited him at a party one time
and he came camp. His name slips my mind. It
was three years ago.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
It feels like a lot longer than that.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
The dude that just like would go to bed at
night and slept for twelve hours.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
Oh, is that the one that you shared a hotel
room with. No, he actually might stayed, so you're telling
me the one that actually stayed at MGM Grand while
you stayed at New York, New York or wherever the
hell you stayed. He was kind of I stayed at Paris.
He was kind of Jonathan's friend.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
But he was awesome, just on the way out, didn't
disguise the gummies.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
They pulled him right out, threw them away. But you
don't get in trouble. That's the difference. Beween. Oh yeah,
you guys, I was tsa pre check. You guys weren't. Sorry,
I didn't see that altercation. That's my bat he didn't
really explain it to us well either.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
He just came over he was so hungover and goes, yeah,
all those gummies I bought one hundred dollars worth, they
just threw them away and we said, uh, no emotion,
I'm too hungover.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
Wait get it, totally understand. But let me tell you, right,
a lot like, uh, this is the best Friday, the
last Friday. I mean, we're ending the pod cast. No.
I am so excited for Sunday because it's Selection Sunday.
But here's only one problem. Things have changed in the
landscape of college basketball where I don't have hope for
(10:11):
a national championship. I don't have hope for a Kansas
raising the national championship banner. So going into the tournament,
I'm a little sad. What are you from Arkansas? No,
I just said Kansas. I said Kansas, Right, they have
reason to be sad there.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
I don't even think they're going to get into American
the American Tournament.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
No, No, I understand Kansas is going to be in
the tournament, but I have no like, did you guys
make it? Yeah, we made the tournament, no problem. The
valls make it. Vallves are going to be maybe a
number one seed Vandy. Vandy fired their coach, so they
didn't make it. Stack Stack is out. Yeah, and he
had a hell of a press conference. Man, and Justin
(10:53):
saw him. Where'd you see him in person? We went
to the game three years ago. I saw him. I
was eating at Chopped, which is like a salad place.
I don't know, Well, why don't you just chop me
a salad? What a restaurant. It's just like a little
It's like a Chipotle, but for salads. Where there any
dudes in there? There was actually three dudes working there.
(11:19):
They all loved me. So I'm sitting out on the
patio and I'm eating my Chopped salad. I would have
drove by and saw you, dude out of veered off
the road and I was eating. I think it was
a fiesta salad, so it had like avocados. Some put
some meat in there. Oh, Sarah, we don't have any
(11:40):
meat grilled corn. No, it's not a vegetarian place. It's
called a salad. Have you ever had a salad? Yeah? Okay,
they have chicken and shrimp and they have all sorts
of stuff you can put in a salad.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
By Buddy Danny in Miami eat salads on South Beach.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
Nothing wrong with that. No, it's just not manly. Man.
You're in port missile country. If you ain't sucking off
a hot dog on a Friday, man, what are you doing?
But this wasn't a Friday, it was a Wednesday. If
you ain't at that beach, you wear that. So I'm
sitting on the patio and I and you can see
(12:20):
through the windows down the sidewalk bathroom, No, bathroom is
not seat through it right. I could see into the
women's restaurant. No, And I see this really tall human
walking and it's Jerry stackhouse.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
Stack, and he could stack your ass up. Back in
the day, man Detroit, and that's when that city had
no violence.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
I was probably peak violence. And I was like, man,
I gotta go say what up? And he's walking down
the sidewalk, Garry. I start jumping up, my wife, where
are you going? I was like, stack Stock house Stack
And this is probably a month ago, and he just
(13:04):
he's b lines it knew he was getting fired. Does
not say a word? Stack stacking up, go through the restaurant,
out the front door, stack Stack. Nobody's ever called him
that before. Jerry and he goes around the corner and
his big old truck is parked along the curb. He
(13:24):
jumps right in, closes the door. Did you go up
to the vehicle. No, no, I'm not that crazy. But
it's all funny until they jump at their car. It
was they getting their card. It's like, okay, too far.
I don't want to be like seem like a crazy person.
And it took him about two seconds to start that
truck and he was out. I mean, that was my
(13:46):
one interaction with Jerry Stackhouse when he was the coach
of Vanderbilt basketball.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
Athletes in town that we've seen him in their truck.
Jerry Stackhouse, Taylor Lawan.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
Taylor Lawan, only two. That's it. Thought that'd be a
better was now he was in an suv and he
was being driven. He had a driver. It was an ens.
He's getting icy hot and an ankle bandage. I told
you his ankle was bad. I told you, guys, hey,
(14:16):
we got another Julio. It's gonna be here a year, Calvin,
he'll be here for more than two a year. He
sounded like a four year deal. Guys gonna gamble it away.
Julio Welcome to Titans up, baby, tighten up. Welcome to Nashville. Baby.
He should have probably he should probably signed with like
a like a team in Texas because they don't have gambling.
Speaker 2 (14:34):
Somebody showed me a clip of we paid Ridley the
same amount that somebody else wanted.
Speaker 1 (14:42):
I forget the stat. Damn it. What are you talking about?
Speaker 2 (14:47):
Ridley got the same amount that we were going to
pay Derrick Henry or something.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
Okay, what is what is the point? Damn it? What what?
What are you trying to say? I don't understand what
you're asking. Real Ridley ain't that great? Okay. He was
damn gambling on parlays and straight bets eight months ago,
and now he's going to be a ninety two million
dollar receiver. I don't think you paid him ninety two million.
Let me click on this. It's a hell of a
(15:15):
stat if we ever get to it. Oh my god.
This this is why our numbers are so down. This
is why they don't take a serious at the company.
Red Lee, Oh my god, you bring up something. You
have no idea what you're talking about. When did he
get traded to the Jaguarars to us? He didn't get traded.
I thought he plays for us. Yes, you signed into
(15:36):
a free agent contract like he could sign wherever he wanted,
and he chose the Tennessee Titans. H was no trade
got it? Just like you got Mason Rudolph, the one
that got beat down by Miles Garrett with the helmet.
That one's kind of pointless, right, we don't understand this.
(15:56):
That just tells you they don't really believe in Malik
Willis either got a boy. Oh no, I mean we're
gonna get to that. But can I talk about Selection
Sunday and how how excited I used to get for
Selection Sunday? But Selection Sunday has been kind of ruined. Cay,
come over to my house by all these stupid ass
(16:17):
procrastinators for whatever the hell they're called, Joe Lenardo agnostic case,
that's what they're called. They ruin everything because you know
the seed and who they're gonna play and who's in,
who's out, damn it, ninety percent of the stuff. So
you don't even have to watch Selection Sunday. It's not
as exciting anymore. When back in the day you had
(16:40):
no idea who was going to be in, who was out,
who was gonna play who who was gonna be the
number one seeds? You would sit there on the TV
CBS and watch it with like your eyes feel like,
oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh
my god. But now it's like you already know ninety
nine percent of the teams that are gonna be announced
because stupid ass people like that. So I understand, I
(17:01):
like change, I like technology, I like you know, I
understand everything's always evolving. The only thing that changes is
time marches on. I get it, But there is no
need to ruin something so prestigious as the bracket reveal.
And every year I get sadder and sadder because I
already know ninety nine percent of the teams all first,
(17:22):
last four out, last four in and they may miss
one or two teams, but for pretty much they get
ninety eight percent of it right. And it's like, well,
that wasn't exciting. Yeah, and it's expanded, You've got four
more teams in it. That's okay, but we're not going
If we go more than sixty eighth, the tournament is ruined.
Like we get this, sixty eight is stupid. Just go
back to sixty four and it.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
And I narrowed it down. Sorry, I'm slurring my words.
I'm so damn tired. I narrowed it down with Kevin.
There's three damn teams that can win it. Carolina North,
the team that plays hard in Yukon. There's two, and
then North Carolina Yukon. And there's a third one, Houston.
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Those are the only three teams in Kentucky. Chucky's out.
They give them too many points you can score, but
they score.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
I mean, they come on there, they look awesome.
Speaker 2 (18:12):
They score score on them, man. Like these kids are
scoring in South Beach right now.
Speaker 1 (18:18):
They're scoring like I scored on Wednesday night in the
co Ed Sucker Playoffs. Wow right, I didn't score one goal.
You gotta tease it, tease it. I didn't score one goal.
You gotta go to the break. I didn't score two goals. Right.
It's the biggest thing you can do in radio, is
the tease. You gotta go to break. We'll be right back, dude.
(18:43):
What if we treated the breaks like a shot clock bar, Like,
come on, man, you gotta shoot it five four, and
then you gotta get to break before that. All right,
frog punch you. It doesn't sound very fun. I don't
really understand the point of that, Scooba. I got a
black guy. Me and Ray started frog farty. We started
this cool tradition where we punch each other if I
don't go to breaking time when it's a podcast and
(19:05):
there is no rule on what time you have to
go to break, Honey, I can't have any board kids.
Ray hit me in the nuts because they frog farted
him because I didn't go to break what Ray punched
the nuts? Yeah, we do this thing now. If I
don't go to breaking time, he gets to punch me
in the nuts as hard as he wants. Like that
makes Buck. Clay and Buck have the most professional timer somewhere.
And we're in here punching each other in the nuts
(19:25):
and we don't go to break I miss Claim, Buck, Dude,
I'm missing and I saw. I'm telling you, I saw Clay.
It looks good man And you guys don't know this,
But when Claim and Buck actually did do their show
in this studio, we still have the background of it. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (19:36):
And then also they would they had security. I mean
there was I swear there was private security.
Speaker 1 (19:41):
We couldn't even walk down the hall that we in.
Speaker 2 (19:43):
Our own building had to have passes so that we
could go through the hallway. But they talk politics and
they offend people.
Speaker 1 (19:48):
So that's why it isn't Yeah, I understand that, but
high society, Ray talk about the soccer. So yeah, Wednesday night,
we have the first round of the playoffs. We take
the field man and oh did you know who was
in and who was out? Bubble watch? I did it
all right, we were in. It's right. I hate to
tell you a spoiler alert. Everybody makes the playoffs. Thought
(20:13):
you wanted to be a surprise. No, when you sign
up at the beginning of the season, you know, oh fuck,
so tough. Oh my god, I'm I'm so tired. Anyway, Yes,
(20:40):
when you sign up at the beginning of the season,
you know you're going to be in the playoffs. So
you play these regular season games and you battle and
sometimes you don't win any sometimes you win one, sometimes
you win two, and we were I think two, three
and two on the season. We go into the playoffs
and we take that feel and Ray, let me tell you,
(21:01):
I didn't score one goal. What's go honey, I didn't
score two goals. Come on, honey, I love you. I
didn't score three goals. Ray come on, Dad, Wednesday night,
I put the ball in the back of the net
like messy four freaking times. Wow, right that end on
that game? Though, Oh right, that's not all. I didn't
(21:23):
have just one assist. I had two assists, right, And
that's the most goals I've scored in the last three
seasons combined. Why wouldn't you end it? I can't just
quit Ray. We're now in the semis man, we advance.
Speaker 2 (21:38):
But right, that's what we've talked about. Nobody knows when
to go out on the al always leave early, right,
but also Vegas, nobody knows when to leave early in
retirement in sports, nobody knows when to leave early. O'donald,
you at forty three, forty two, don't know when to
leave a soccer the game of soccer early.
Speaker 1 (21:56):
This is your chance. Brady waited one year too long.
He did wait one year too long. He really should
have retired after they won the championship. Right he won
it with the Bucks, right, Yeah, he transferred teams and
won it the first year. Yeah, Wow, that's weird. He
should have done what John Elway did, said boom back
to back, I'm out peace like later. Peyton Manning championship
(22:18):
out later, gonna go.
Speaker 2 (22:21):
I don't know why, right, nobody leaves it in Vegas
out of Blackjack run, you know what, I leave middle
of a craps roll, like we'll be up four hundred
guys rolling, I'm leaving.
Speaker 1 (22:30):
Apparently you're not supposed to do that. No, it's frowned
upon him and baser split. The guy's got the dice
in his hands, and I'm making point of it too him, like, hey, guys,
we are heading out. Had a blast with y'all. You
guys enjoy Vegas. The guy's literally throwing the dice mid roll. Baby, Hey,
you gotta go on top. So you're telling me those
(22:51):
people are pissed at me when I look at when
I leave the table, Yeah, because you know what they're thinking.
You just messed up the mojo. You messed it all up.
You screwed, screwed the pooch for sure, because one of
the next two roles is seven crap out, crap out,
and they're like, where'd that mother, where'd that go? Crap out?
But yeah, dude, it was the performance of a lifetime.
(23:12):
And then this is what makes me mad. Ray I
thought we had a double header. I was ready to
keep going. I thought if we won, we played again
because I was like, I'm hot, I need to feel it.
Oh no, no game next week. We play next week,
my bat All right? Cool inside or outside? Inside? Still,
this is the last games of the inside season. Outdoor
is coming in a few weeks because the weather is changing.
(23:34):
It's starting to get beautiful out. You're gonna be able
to be outside. It not be thirty two degrees you
freeze your nuts off. It's gonna be great, trees, leaves, birds,
you know. But we need females. We still don't have
any females on our team. One girl is moving to Arizona,
h So we're down to one female on the roster.
We're gonna miss you, Sarah. Her name is actually Robin.
So yeah, Robin, I'm I'm happy for you. I'm glad
(23:57):
you're moving to Arizona. But yeah, what do you do
as coach? Or you know? You're the old You're one
of the old fellas. I'm the oldest one our team.
Speaker 2 (24:05):
You're one of the senior sit not citizens. You're one
of the advisors. You're one of the guys of grandfathers,
you're one of the something for it you're one of
the forefathers. That's what I was searching for. What do
you do Take them out to a bar, take a
couple of shots.
Speaker 1 (24:19):
No, no, no, no. We just say hey, man, hey,
a good game, and then we go to our cars
and we all drive home. It's not a goodbye, man,
but it's not over yet. I mean, once we lose,
then we'll have to say goodbye to Robin. But as
long as we keep winning, she'll be around because she's
going to be in Nashville till the end of March.
Rob and I always wanted to score with you. Now
watch you score and assist. No, no, no, she's moving for
(24:42):
her girl. Oh yeah, her girl is a traveling nurse.
So she's moving out to Arizona hot or not? Is
that where the market is better? No, no, I guess her.
I don't know. When you're a traveling nurse, you just
get to go wherever you want. You know what that is?
Justin told me all about it. Bank. You make a
(25:02):
lot of money.
Speaker 2 (25:03):
Yeah, it is filthy money here at home base. Say
you make fifty thousand if you travel, because it's usually
the peoples out family without kids that are available to
do that. Double it's almost double what your paycheck is.
Speaker 1 (25:18):
It's amazing. Why don't we travel podcasts? It costs a
little bit more money and we don't make as much
money like Jimmy and Amy, the ones I told you
that are in Alaska. Yeah, Jimmy is a traveling nurse.
And Amy had a job where she could work from wherever,
and so she was working from wherever. And then she
was like, well, if you're going to be a traveling nurse,
why don't I become a traveling nurse? Why don't we
(25:40):
become traveling nurses? I'm good? Hi there, Can I take
your chest temperature? Usually it's by my neck? Can I
check you to see if you have any lumps? This
is your yearly man, No, it's not. Oh sorry, it's
actually a real thing. Coach, check it on the first
I know your wife is six years.
Speaker 2 (25:56):
Right for free on the first of every month. Guys,
that is when you want to get in there. And
we're typical, we're as guys that it's a sexual thing.
Is really a real thing where you check their breasts
for lumps. Do it on the first of every month.
It's peace of mind.
Speaker 1 (26:12):
Good anyway, So then Amy went back to school and
she got her nursing life from the Big Show. Oh oh,
are you holy shit? From the Big Show? No, no, no, no,
from my old soccer team. They used to be on
my soccer team. They used to be on the Green team.
Lost at your story. But they're now married. Jimmy and
(26:32):
Amy are married, and he's not married anymore. Well right,
but so now they are in Alaska because you have
to be a nurse for two years before you can
travel nurse, so their travel spot they landed in Alaska
and Anchorage for two years and then they will travel
to wherever they want to go.
Speaker 2 (26:49):
What Justin told me is him going and doing the
residency in Boston. I believe him leaving and then coming
back to Nashville. He gained no ground, so that whole
year that will not a waste. But unfortunately it's just
like it. Maybe a player, maybe a Ridley coming to Nashville.
Maybe who's another player did a one year deal? Ishm
(27:10):
you got? I mean you got Eckler going to the Commanders. Yeah,
maybe it's a last year, but for Justin it was
a last year in Boston.
Speaker 1 (27:17):
It's like Giolito, he signed with the Red Sox Lucas Giolito.
He has to have surgery. He's out for the year. Geo,
he's done. Yeah, Garrett Cole. They say he's not gonna
need Tommy John surgery, but he's out at least a month.
Not good that that. Dude's he's fallen. He's sold. I
mean he won the cy Young last year, but no shit,
Yeah you know who won in the NL? Yeah that
(27:39):
was like baby, that's who I told everybody. And who's
he playing for this year? I don't know, hadn't signed. Really,
he must be wanting a lot of money. What about
our guy Bauer. He's with some Japanese travel team. Man.
All that court stuff that went out, potential rape case
ended up being nothing. He got kicked out of baseball done.
(27:59):
Dude can't touch him. Yeah, that's crazy. It's crazy because
it was all false. Right, so once it's all false,
you would think that someone would sign him. But in
baseball and sports do it a year passes, legs are
slow or fastball is in as fast, you think you
would sign him to a minor league deal. They see
what he's got kicked the tires, he mean, show freaking
(28:21):
flatgo gets second chances, third chances he was sitting on
his couch. He won Comeback Player of the Year. He did, Yes,
coulda made a hell of a lot of money if
you would have bet that. Well.
Speaker 2 (28:32):
One you can make money on right now is Egregious
Alexander Gigi if him for MVP or Jokick. Jokick's minus
two hundred. Egregious is plus four times your money?
Speaker 1 (28:41):
What's Jason Tatum ten or sixteen times your money? Why?
I don't know. They got a great record. And then
did I tell you this off air?
Speaker 2 (28:50):
I might have told Kevin in the hallway there's a
Clutch Player Award and Steph's like the favorite Is that.
Speaker 1 (28:55):
A stat like you might they give it an award? Yeah,
and it's clutch Player Award into giving you a clutch
of wards for this podcast? Got we sucked today? Okay?
Ry with his stat Calvin Ridley was the balls are
playing right now? Where who are they playing? Texas State?
(29:16):
Looks like they're playing where do you see them? Upper left? Oh?
Why is it? I'm looking at the bottom. That's that's women.
You're playing Mississippi State. But no, what was wrong with
my Ridley stat? You never came up with it? Yeah,
Ridley got paid the same amount of what money? What
do you think horseshoes? That's who as another player. There's
(29:42):
a lot of orange. Let's go cook them. That's a
big dude. That might have been the guy that put
up forty the other night. Then you got Josiah James
or whatever. Then you got little Ziggy, that lefty. He
needs to just get out of there. I'll just give it.
He just shoots it every damn time. I don't worry
(30:02):
the falls will lose this and not even make the tournament. Dude,
But can I just say this, last night my outlook
on life changed. Wow. I'll tell you about it right
after this. How did you sleep? Right?
Speaker 2 (30:22):
Ooh, that sounds eerily similar to how did you sleep
last night?
Speaker 1 (30:27):
No, it was before I went to sleep. Right. Another segment,
because I'm sitting here and I'm on the computer and
I'm doing my one of my two fantasy baseball drafts
that I am in, and my Fantasy Baseball league decided
to switch to an auction draft, which I kind of like.
Speaker 2 (30:46):
It's you have a purse amount of money and you
can spend it however you see fit.
Speaker 1 (30:51):
Love it. Yeah, it's so much better than just a
regular draft, because if you get the fourth pick, you
have no shot at getting the best player with your money.
You spend it however you want. You can spend all
your money on three top players and then just have
middle of the road crap. And I guess it's your assie.
I'll be's. It's a kunas the top he went for
(31:13):
like seventy five dollars. What about Della Cara Dela Cruz
with the Reds he went for like thirty something dollars. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (31:19):
See any guys that can get steals, doubles, ribbies, homers.
Speaker 1 (31:23):
Yeah, my cousin Andrews, the one that got Acuna first
pick off the bat. He was the first one. Seventy
five dollars. I don't even play fantasy, and I knew that. Yeah,
he was the most expensive. So we're doing that, and
my phone rings at like nine to fifteen pm. And actually,
let me make time stamp it so I know I'm right.
The crime podcast. I don't want to be wrong. Sorry,
(31:45):
nine to thirty four pm, that's important. It was Batter's Box.
Let me get the audio. What if everybody that's Batter's box.
He never calls me that late unless it's something huge
has happened. Was are you getting at divorce? I don't
think so, because I didn't answer the phone. Because not
only am I doing my fantasy football draft, I'm about
(32:08):
to turn on Survivor from Wednesday night because we didn't
watch it because I was too busy scoring four goals
having two assists in the soccer playoffs.
Speaker 2 (32:16):
A bunch of nerds weirdos. Right back in the day
it was called nerds, freaks and weirdos. Now it's alternative.
Speaker 1 (32:21):
But all I gotta say about Survivor is one dude.
He's got to stop crying. He cries every fifteen seconds.
And I thought I was gonna like him at the
beginning of the season. Ray, I like a crier, but
good God, stop the crying. It is so annoying to watch.
It is unbelievably irritating.
Speaker 2 (32:44):
Well, you can only so many seasons have the Blonde
Bomb Show and the jack dude. Eventually gotta have the crier,
and that's this season.
Speaker 1 (32:50):
Oh he is the crier, right, he is the town crier.
He cried. I mean he sees a leaf turned brown
and he starts crying. He cries over everything. Every time
he talks to the camera.
Speaker 2 (32:58):
Where's the survivor? At might be something in the agion
Ooh see. The tough ones are the ones with dirt.
Man sometimes when they're in Africa, the Sahara just dirt.
Speaker 1 (33:08):
I like tropical. I think they're Fiji. I think they
do it in the same spot every time. Now, I
told you about my idea, right, No, Survivor Compton. I
really like Survivor skid Row or Survivor Memphis. Oh you
won that one. I didn't champion. Give me the million
(33:30):
dollars the sole survivor of Memphis. The tribe is spoken. Yeah,
I know, get me the kind of town. Ray. My
fantasy baseball draft was taken forever. By the way, there
was two hundred and sixty players that had to be selected,
because that's it fills out the ten rosters whatever. I
(33:52):
guess there's sixty. I don't even know how many people
are on each team. I logged into the website four
minutes before the draft started. Him no idea game. But anyway,
when my brother calls that lad, I'm like, something crazy
must have happened, because that is there's a threshold.
Speaker 2 (34:07):
There's a time where if somebody calls past this time,
it's for something. Yes, for me, it's around eight. Everybody
knows I would to bed early. For you, it's push
back a little bit.
Speaker 1 (34:15):
So I go on Twitter x X and I'm like,
what the hell is going on? Wait? You tweeted him
and it's him. No, I just looked. I'm like, ah,
something must have happened to the Bears. Trade justin fields
is what I'm thinking. Because he called me. But no,
you didn't first think family problems. No, you thought trade
(34:37):
in sports. I would have immediately thought, oh my gosh,
he got drunk and he got kicked out of his
house or something. You thought of trade from one team
to another. I mean it has to be big if
he's calling me.
Speaker 2 (34:57):
I had the exact same one This morning, Boomer called
me six thirty. He would never call me. He knows
we're live on.
Speaker 1 (35:01):
The Big Show. What's out? What'd he say? Got pulled
over by a cock? Oh? He's something big and he
didn't know what to do, didn't know where the registration was.
I said, open up your glove apartment, boy, and you
show that man that ready. You got a car? Yeah,
he's sixteen.
Speaker 2 (35:14):
Yeah, And I said, you do not look at that
was he speeding.
Speaker 1 (35:18):
I said, put your hands in your lap. Look at
that officer.
Speaker 2 (35:20):
You say yes, sirt, and you give him your registration
and you say cirt and you tip of the cap
and you say, I support the blue and he did
no ticket.
Speaker 1 (35:29):
You say, did you tell him? What's up? Himp? No,
not like I said. You say, look at that license plate.
What does it say? It's a thin blue line and
we support it. Over to you, coach. So I look
on Twitter, man, and there's nothing about justin fields, but
it says the Chicago Bears have acquired Keenan Allen for
(35:52):
a fourth round pick. Are you freaking kidding me? Saw
him in person? Are you freaking kidding me? Saw him
in person? You saw him in overtime? Name them housewives
reference don't know it, but dude, I am over the moon.
Let me tell you there is not a lot of
optimism for me when it comes to the Bears, because
it feels like we never have anything good going our way.
(36:14):
We have no offensive weapons, we have nothing good about
our football team. But all of a sudden, I don't
know if these are good moves, and I don't know
if these moves are gonna work out. If they're gonna
pan out because every move your team makes an offseason
it's great to talk about. You get excited about halfway
through the seasons. Like I said, everybody's like, why'd we
sign that guy? We gave that guy twenty million dollars?
(36:36):
Oh my god. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (36:38):
Jason Rudolph who he's gonna be working at the new stadium,
not on the field.
Speaker 1 (36:43):
He's coming for Arnold's job concessions. But dude, all of
a sudden, the Bears have DeAndre Swift. When we signed him,
I thought he's at the Eagles. No, we signed him.
The Eagles got Saquon We got DJ Moore on one side,
Keenan Allen on one side, Cold Comet over the middle.
(37:05):
We need one more receiver, and holy s, our offense
should be dynamite. We should actually have weapons. We might
actually have a plan to make something happen. There is
actually optimism from me as a Bears fan. We're making
these moves. We might actually have a GM that knows
(37:26):
something about football and knows how to make moves. Like
I am sitting here on March the fifteenth, Friday, March
the fifteenth, and I'm thinking, Holy s the Bears might
be competitive. They might actually be competitive.
Speaker 2 (37:45):
I think they come to Nashville. Took a picture of
the home schedule, Dude, if they do, I don't think
the schedule's out yet. Yeah it is, Okay, pull it
up for me. Ah crap, we play the Colts. I
knew it was that seed, but is the upside down?
See you're telling me you have the schedule right there.
The schedule's out, dude, really?
Speaker 1 (38:07):
Yeah, tell me about it. You drunk. Yeah, Titans twenty
twenty four schedule. Let me see it. Patriots, Jets, Packers, Vikings, Bengals, Texans, Colts, Jags.
Oh but it doesn't have Okay, okay, who you're gonna
(38:27):
play is out. But it doesn't have date and time
like like your opponents. I got. Yeah, it has the
exact network and the time that it comes on. Man,
you want that Hulu. No, no, no. When you say the
schedule is out, it tells me week one we're playing
this team. It does not have that. That's what I
thought you meant. I get it because you finished in
whatever place. You know who you're gonna play from the
(38:47):
other division now, and it says you're gonna play at
the Bears. You're at Soldier Field. The Chicago fans, and
it is the Chicago fans.
Speaker 2 (38:56):
You guys drank Broadway out of beer one season before
I start a date in Beazer. She said, they went
out on a Sunday and the some bars said, hey,
we have no more beer. Chicago fans drank us out
of alcohol.
Speaker 1 (39:08):
Well, I am super pumped. I don't know if these
are gonna work out, but what the Bears are doing,
I love it. Justin Fields will not be our starting quarterback.
It's gonna be Caleb Williams. I don't know what we're
gonna do with the number nine pick, but holy s,
Caleb Williams is gonna come to town. We got a
couple new offensive linemen, and we got some weapons, and
oh my god, I am a believer. Now I am
(39:30):
a believer. The Bears are headed in the right direction
for the first time in the last fifty five years.
I want them to be good. Lions good. I hate
the Lions. I mean I like you guys being good.
I mean, this is the Cowboys being good. Make me puke.
Somebody punched me in the dick like I would love
a Cowboys season. Oh and seventeen is that possible. No,
oh and sixteen. No, yeah, because they're seventeen games. Yeah,
(39:53):
oh and seventeen. But he says that possible. I said, no,
they're too good. That would be my favorite football season
of all time. I am just gonna say that we
are gonna be. There is optimism in Chicago and all
of Bear du Bears bear in Chicago fan base for
(40:14):
the first time since the Lincoln administration. Yeah, when the
Bulls won the championship, people were partying in the streets.
And then I get pissed off because I'm on Twitter
and I see another heldline. Kansas City Chiefs get Hollywood
Brown one year, eleven million dollars. He stayed on my
bench all year. No, no, no, Andy Reid, fast guy that
(40:37):
can get open with Patrick Mahomes. Just another smart little
signing that's not gonna make a lot of splashy headlines
because he's not amazing, but he's so fast they're gonna
use him. Get the ball in his hands and he
can make plays. Just another smart move by the Chiefs.
If the Chiefs do something, it's a smart move. Who
was the biggest thing last season? Was it Aaron Rodgers? Yeah? Okay,
(41:01):
him or Dalvin Cook even going No, Dalvin Cook was
a nobody. I havn't Cooke did nothing. Nobody wanted Dalvin Cook.
And Aaron Rodgers didn't do anything. Yeah, he blew his achilles. Yeah.
So usually the big names for lately, well that's what
I'm saying, a lot of the signings mean nothing. It
turns out to be poo poo. Free agents are usually
(41:22):
not the answer. Like Tyreek Hill went and he made
a great splash in Miami. But there's just cool to watch.
They're not that good. They're really cool to watch, though.
They're cool to watch the Bear. I mean, maybe I'm
getting ahead of myself, but I'm so excited, dude.
Speaker 2 (41:37):
I came out congrats and I said that Waddle was
going to the Giants, and I was just being an idiot, dude.
Speaker 1 (41:45):
Two hours later, Ridley goes to the Titans, same position,
same state. I just had the wrong team figured out.
I knew another shoe was gonna drop. I just picked
the wrong damn team. Yeah, because Ridley was a free agent. Yeah,
so he had to sign with somebody. You want to
know the craziest thing. I was almost gonna say Jags,
(42:05):
and I was like, I just go with a flashy
thing and say the Dolphins.
Speaker 2 (42:08):
I could have almost predicted it two hours before it happened,
predicted what that Ridley was gonna get traded. He didn't
get traded. Ray, Oh, he was a free agent.
Speaker 1 (42:19):
Same difference. Who gives a rip? No?
Speaker 2 (42:22):
Oh, hey, Mark, I don't work at Wendy's anymore. Now
I work at McDonald's. I was a Oh you were
traded over there? No, I was a free agent.
Speaker 1 (42:30):
What the differences? Now? A free agent you have freedom
to choose where you go if you are traded. Can
you be traded in work? Yeah, if you get pushed
to another region or something, you could get traded. We
got traded in Nashville. Yeah, we got traded. Austin said
we will give you to Nashville. We were a trade
and for cash, cash considerations, and a player didn't be
(42:52):
named later that player, I don't know. Never never made
it out of the miners, Kevin oh Man. But anyway,
my fantasy baseball draft. You want to know how long
it ended up lasting? Nope, didn't ever think about that question.
Three hours and forty two minutes, right, Yeah, you want
to know how long I stayed in that draft? Room
(43:14):
an hour and eight minutes and I said, all right,
computer takeover. You had your core. Well, I mean I
was just like after this, I don't know, and don't worry.
The grades came out and I got a sixty six
out of one hundred. So my team is supposed to suck.
And also, guys, now is the time to bet a future?
Oh here we go. You really want to get a
Houston or a Yukon Now, I'm talking about betting you
(43:36):
can fill out your magnesia. Tournament is a week away,
do you know? I can't wait next Thursday and Friday.
I'm gonna be glued to the TV. All right.
Speaker 2 (43:44):
But I'm saying is if you're betting a Yukon or
a Houston, now would be the time. I'm telling you,
Once that tournament starts and they beat these teams by
sixty and seventy points, it's going to drop to about
a three times your money. Two times your money. Now
is when you want to hit it. Also, are we
going to the SEC tournament today?
Speaker 1 (44:00):
I yeah, if you want.
Speaker 2 (44:02):
I just think it would be a good video. Yeah,
I have the microphones. Okay, but you don't sound very energetic.
Speaker 1 (44:10):
Well, we're we're losing fifteen to four the finn to
find out. Look at Rick Barnes. He just said to
that player, he said, come over here and eat Mike.
You know, you know what. Rick Barnes is looking a
little shriveled and he's kind of folding up. You know
why it's launch here, it's March. Ray Sun comes out.
(44:33):
He folds like a lawn. No, he likes the winter months.
March comes and he's like, noap, I'm allergic to this crap.
Get me out of here. Yeah. I mean, if the
Valls do lose this, dude, their ice cold. I mean
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (44:44):
If I get not wanting to win the conference tournament
before the big dance, I get that, but just being
straight cold, I don't know if that's how you want
to enter the tournament.
Speaker 1 (44:52):
Yeah, well, Jayhawks have lost like four or five, so
don't tell me about it. We suck. Ray. I am
picking Cincinnati. No, I'm not picking Cincinnati. Aren't they the
ones that beat you guys? Yeah? They beat us, but
then they lost to Baylor.
Speaker 2 (45:07):
It doesn't matter, man, They had their time in the
sun when they bet you boys right over?
Speaker 1 (45:12):
Is that ed Ly, Dude?
Speaker 2 (45:13):
I haven't seen him even play this year. Perdue is
one of the favorites. They're top five to win it all.
Speaker 1 (45:18):
They're not winning at all. No crap. That's why I'm
saying you have to bet the Houstons and the Yukons
and the North Carolinas is a real flyer, like sixteen
times your money. Purdue is not winning it. There's no
dude seven feet tall gonna win March Madness. The game
has evolved too much. This isn't Shaq and Yao Ming days.
This is twenty twenty four seeming and the NCAA tournament
(45:42):
And just like, what the hell he did? No? Exactly? God,
Taco Fall, Tago Flago, Where did he play at UCF? Yeah,
where's he at right now? Taco Fall? He might be
floating around Boston, all of them. No, he ain't posting him. Well,
there's also Bowl Bowl. Yeah, he's on the Suns because
(46:03):
they're both skinny and tall. Right, Yeah, that's what I thought.
Let's see where Taco Fall is. He is in Parata's day,
couple of adillas.
Speaker 2 (46:14):
And also, if you guys are betting NBA to win
it all, I mean you've almost just got to put
in Celtics now, after they beat the Suns.
Speaker 1 (46:21):
I mean, it's it's either Boston or the Nuggets.
Speaker 2 (46:24):
Might as well just put Boston at two times your
money and parlay that with something. But now would be
the time to bet it, because once the tournament, once March,
once NBA playoff start, I'm too tired.
Speaker 1 (46:35):
Then it's too late. When you're in the future, it's
too late to bet the future. Oh and I did
get a response from Nashville SC, and she gave me
the whole typical answer, thank you for your concerns. I
will pass this along. We always take feedback very important,
very seriously, and we always want to improve the fan experience.
(46:56):
That thanks for nothing. All right, have a good week.
You gotta go see NSC tomorrow night. Why is Abby
texting me? What she saying? Like, I think she meant
to send this to Arnold? She said, are we done
because I'm not coming back? Ha And I said nah,
And she said still going and I said yup, And
(47:18):
she goes OMG post show, like, why are you texting
me text your boyfriend Arnold? Yeah? That could be the end.
Speaker 2 (47:26):
Of them because she needs to start expressing her feelings
to Arnold. I don't need the text messages, especially not
while I'm doing my shoe.
Speaker 1 (47:35):
I apologize. Man, All right, are we gonna go film? Yeah?
Sec attorney, you sound like you really want to do
it too, all this energy, Well we could barely do
the pod. When you have three YouTube videos hit one
thousand views in the past week, you kind of get
excited about videos. Remember how stupid you said, Morgan and
you debating about the picture of our dumbasses was gonna
(47:57):
be a bad video. Thousand views? No, four hundred views, No,
it got up to one thousand. Let me go check,
let me go check. I updated the picture. I was like, Morgan,
send me a four K picture. This other picture I
got off Google and it looks like shit. So she
sends me a better picture. I updated it. So it's
just y'all too, because mine was like an AI picture.
It makes people think it's a fake YouTube video. So
I just did y'all two and I said they're fighting,
(48:19):
crossed it out, debating instantly, six hundred more views. Oh dude,
we got three five videos and a thousand. Now we
have three. You imagine when it feels like one of
them going viral. We have coworkers at work, radio hosts
goes crazy and lunchbox versus golf and sison. Radio host
goes crazy. I'm bating as you as the psycho radio host.
(48:45):
Hey that's good, man, coach. I picked a picture of
you where your hair's all fed up. Radio host goes crazy.
You look like a lunatic. But hey, we got a
thousand view. Hey we're on our way, man, We're on
our way. All right, gotta go right, I gotta turn
it off. Yeah, yeah, that was bad. We were all
(49:06):
over the place. What did I tell you? It's the
danger of recording a podcast when you're exhausted. We just
worked way more than forty hours this week. Yeah, oh
it's you say ah,
You there. I'm here man. You're doing in podcasts? Or
are you doing reading something? Yeah? I gotta, I got,
I got a lot of stuff here. Are we including
this on the podcast? Yeah we will. Let's go, man,
it's freaking Friday. He sounds terrible. No sound good man level? No, No,
I sound great. I am just like look at that,
(00:24):
darn They have way more in Hey, Aaron Donald retired,
I read that different. I read McDonald's going out of business.
Oh no, well they may hurt from I don't know
if he eats McDonald's. But Aaron Donald done, and Kyler
Murray replied, thank god. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
And I also responded to that, and I said, hey,
how about more x's and o's and less x.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
That's funny.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
Athletes need to get off twitter X. Pardon uh, that's funny, guys.
And we are recording this on Friday. They had a
couple of people hit me up and they said, post
a pod already. Well no, no, no, it's not a
pre Recordah yeah we don't. We don't pre record guys.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
You are looking live. Yeah, let's start it, dude, because
I mean, I got it's a sad day for a
lot of people. Arnold is at the SEC tournament, so
he's missing today. Hey, and I'm gonna tell you there's
a difference between going to Kentucky and going to Mississippi
State to play basketball and Mississippi State.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Arnold's going to see Mississippi State and he's also gonna
hang out with Taylor Carraway.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
They're a thrupple. Didn't know that. I didn't know he
was into Abbey or is he and Arnold? Did you
know I'm a balls fan? I did know that. But
here's the thing. You want to know how I know
there's a difference when you go to Mississippi State and
when you go to Kentucky because I drive You want
to know how I know you're no kids used to
(01:50):
do that all the time. That was a joke. I
don't I don't know what the bleep was. I'm still
trying to figure out in my head. That's why I'm pausing. Continue.
I drive around, and I see all the team buses right,
Mississippi State parked in front of Holiday in Express, Holiday
(02:10):
and Express that tikes you a really nice one. But
west End Holiday and Express, Kentucky, Low's Vanderbilt just look
them up, guys, totally different level of hotel. So there's
Kentucky and there's Mississippi State. When you're in Mississippi State
and you're rolling to Bridgestone Arena and you pass Lowe's
(02:33):
Vanderbilt and you see the Kentucky bus at this sparkling,
badass hotel, are you like? Yep, we go to Mississippi State.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Man Low's is top five. I've made my list before. Randomly,
one of our upper management people said, do you have
a list of top fives, give it to me. I
will number one. Four Seasons.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
Four seasons has to be I know, I've never seen.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
A room my apartment used to be there. I've seen
the downstairs where the kitchen is. I believe that's a
right round where my room was. If you asked to
go in the kitchen at their restaurant whatever is it
called Rolfin Daughter. I don't know what the restaurant is,
but they do brunch down there, Rolfingoes.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Roos, Riandoso. But four seasons number one. You want to
hear a crazy story about four seasons in Austin. Four
Seasons number one j W.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
Marriott, number two, Low's number three, number four, Weston, number five,
the new one Oak, the new one Oak over to you.
Oh hotel Indigo. Uh oh that's a nice one.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
So top six or what what are we doing? That's
honorable mention? Uh? You forgot about a loft that's not
top five. Oh that's where we stayed when we moved here.
Did I say Omni? No? No, I didn't. Okay, So
number one. We're starting to get. Here's the thing.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
We're starting to get a lot of hotels that it's tough.
What did you think I told all these dumb asses
when they came to town. Hey, Hey, where should we stay?
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Guys?
Speaker 2 (04:01):
Guys, I'm going to tell you right now, there's about
fifty hotels within two blocks. All of them are well
priced because they're competitive. It's a very that's the market
down here. Go stay there. I can't even name my
top five anymore. It used to be ironclad. Tell your
story about four Seasons, part.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
Own Four Seasons in Austin. Our buddy used to work
there as a valet and he was working in the
valet and so they had the hotel and then they
built apartments like condos attached to it that you could buy.
And he was at the valet driver at the hotel
and someone came to do a tour of the condos,
(04:35):
and so the guy came up and it's like, hey,
I want to do a tour. So he got him
an agent or whatever from the hotel and they took
him up there and they went up to the eighth
or ninth floor, and as they were doing the tour
of the dude jumped off and killed himself. The worker. No,
the guy that came to tour the four seasons, My
buddy was valet when it happened. Like he's like, he
(04:57):
just jumped and landed right there. If this podcast couldn't
take any more of a turn for the worst. Yeah,
our energy levels of five out of ten. No, I'm great.
I'm telling you. I am good, dude. I am After
my performance the other night, I am feeling fantastic. Let's
do a lot. Wait oh the one two greet sore losers?
(05:22):
What up, everybody? I am lunchbox. I know the most
about sports, so I'll give you the sports facts, my
sports opinions, because I'm pretty much a sports genius, y'all.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
I read on the computer monitor the nastac is down.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
What is up? It is sison. I'm from the North
I'm in Alpha Male.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
I live on the west north side of Nashville with
Baser my wife.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
Still figuring out what we do on the weekends. Not
much to do out there.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
Is it a local country bar? Is it a patio?
Is it more projects that we have to do? Do
we try to sneak down town for a couple of drinks,
because that's what we're gonna do. Baezers celebrate six years
can answer free folks, massive accomplishment.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
For the basis should we call her? Yes? I believe
she would love to be a part of this podcast.
I'm going to tell you what. It's a good news
day slash bad news day. It's bad news day for
Batter's Box, the Martinez Brothers or lovers, whatever they are.
What if everybody it's the Batter's Box, Landon Locer, Miguel Soto,
(06:29):
Danny and Mario. Are these all people that quit listening
to the podcast, Wendy Skaggs, John Lopez, Cindy Flores. It's
bad news for them because they all live in the
state of Texas and Pornhub is no longer in the
state of Texas. Yeah, I saw that. I told Billy man, Hey,
(06:51):
you might want to get away this weekend. Yeah, you
might want to jump on Southwest. It's gonna be amazing
all these people landon loc Boston coming. Is there something wrong?
You're getting a lot of work done today. I have
to have your right hand so strong. Yeah, Like, there
seems to be a lot of productivity in this. You're
not closing the blinds as much. Batter's box. What's going on?
(07:12):
Are you being more open with your work? So? Yeah,
sorry for all you guys that live in Texas. The
porn hub is no longer in Texas. That was a
good one. Ray. It got me through the eleventh grade.
Porn hub. Well, I don't understand why it's bucked in
that state only.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
Well, look at sports betting. You got about thirteen states
it's legal. The other thirty seven it's not. That makes
no sense. People crossing state lines, it's legal. But if
you cross the state line where the geolocator doesn't go,
then you can't bet.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
And it's a matter of territory. What question. Let's say
I'm on the one side of the border, like I'm
in the I'm in Kansas right. Oh, yes, you're trying
to get across the rio and I have a pound
of marijuana in my car. Let me in, I'm a citizen.
Launch don't you live in America already? And I'm half
a mile from Colorado And the cop turns on his
(08:02):
lights because I'm speeding. If I make it to Colorado,
he like, before I pull over, is it now legal? Like?
Am I okay? Or am I still gonna get in
trouble because he tried to initiate the stop back in Kansas.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
Interesting question. And I mean, I believe it's just exact location.
I told you, I drive through three counties on my
way to work. I imagine it's by the exact line
of the county.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
It's not.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
Oh, I came to a rolling stop because I deal
with that. I could the cop could easily.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
Pull me over.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
And I think it's Sumner. And then I go into
Davidson Bros. That what you just explained is my daily worry.
Why do you think I go to the speed limit?
I don't know what damn county I'm in. And also
the weed, drugs, gummy things. If you're in Nashville, since
it's not legal here, I think you can get in
trouble with the airport. Whereas Vegas if you get caught
with gummies. They just throw them away. Case in point,
got my bachelor party had gummies. They grabbed him out,
(08:54):
put them in the receptacle at your bachelor party. Yeah,
you were there, don't remember that? The one dude, he
was random. I invited him at a party one time
and he came camp. His name slips my mind. It
was three years ago.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
It feels like a lot longer than that.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
The dude that just like would go to bed at
night and slept for twelve hours.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
Oh, is that the one that you shared a hotel
room with. No, he actually might stayed, so you're telling
me the one that actually stayed at MGM Grand while
you stayed at New York, New York or wherever the
hell you stayed. He was kind of I stayed at Paris.
He was kind of Jonathan's friend.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
But he was awesome, just on the way out, didn't
disguise the gummies.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
They pulled him right out, threw them away. But you
don't get in trouble. That's the difference. Beween. Oh yeah,
you guys, I was tsa pre check. You guys weren't. Sorry,
I didn't see that altercation. That's my bat he didn't
really explain it to us well either.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
He just came over he was so hungover and goes, yeah,
all those gummies I bought one hundred dollars worth, they
just threw them away and we said, uh, no emotion,
I'm too hungover.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
Wait get it, totally understand. But let me tell you, right,
a lot like, uh, this is the best Friday, the
last Friday. I mean, we're ending the pod cast. No.
I am so excited for Sunday because it's Selection Sunday.
But here's only one problem. Things have changed in the
landscape of college basketball where I don't have hope for
(10:11):
a national championship. I don't have hope for a Kansas
raising the national championship banner. So going into the tournament,
I'm a little sad. What are you from Arkansas? No,
I just said Kansas. I said Kansas, Right, they have
reason to be sad there.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
I don't even think they're going to get into American
the American Tournament.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
No, No, I understand Kansas is going to be in
the tournament, but I have no like, did you guys
make it? Yeah, we made the tournament, no problem. The
valls make it. Vallves are going to be maybe a
number one seed Vandy. Vandy fired their coach, so they
didn't make it. Stack Stack is out. Yeah, and he
had a hell of a press conference. Man, and Justin
(10:53):
saw him. Where'd you see him in person? We went
to the game three years ago. I saw him. I
was eating at Chopped, which is like a salad place.
I don't know, Well, why don't you just chop me
a salad? What a restaurant. It's just like a little
It's like a Chipotle, but for salads. Where there any
dudes in there? There was actually three dudes working there.
(11:19):
They all loved me. So I'm sitting out on the
patio and I'm eating my Chopped salad. I would have
drove by and saw you, dude out of veered off
the road and I was eating. I think it was
a fiesta salad, so it had like avocados. Some put
some meat in there. Oh, Sarah, we don't have any
(11:40):
meat grilled corn. No, it's not a vegetarian place. It's
called a salad. Have you ever had a salad? Yeah? Okay,
they have chicken and shrimp and they have all sorts
of stuff you can put in a salad.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
By Buddy Danny in Miami eat salads on South Beach.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
Nothing wrong with that. No, it's just not manly. Man.
You're in port missile country. If you ain't sucking off
a hot dog on a Friday, man, what are you doing?
But this wasn't a Friday, it was a Wednesday. If
you ain't at that beach, you wear that. So I'm
sitting on the patio and I and you can see
(12:20):
through the windows down the sidewalk bathroom, No, bathroom is
not seat through it right. I could see into the
women's restaurant. No, And I see this really tall human
walking and it's Jerry stackhouse.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
Stack, and he could stack your ass up. Back in
the day, man Detroit, and that's when that city had
no violence.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
I was probably peak violence. And I was like, man,
I gotta go say what up? And he's walking down
the sidewalk, Garry. I start jumping up, my wife, where
are you going? I was like, stack Stock house Stack
And this is probably a month ago, and he just
(13:04):
he's b lines it knew he was getting fired. Does
not say a word? Stack stacking up, go through the restaurant,
out the front door, stack Stack. Nobody's ever called him
that before. Jerry and he goes around the corner and
his big old truck is parked along the curb. He
(13:24):
jumps right in, closes the door. Did you go up
to the vehicle. No, no, I'm not that crazy. But
it's all funny until they jump at their car. It
was they getting their card. It's like, okay, too far.
I don't want to be like seem like a crazy person.
And it took him about two seconds to start that
truck and he was out. I mean, that was my
(13:46):
one interaction with Jerry Stackhouse when he was the coach
of Vanderbilt basketball.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
Athletes in town that we've seen him in their truck.
Jerry Stackhouse, Taylor Lawan.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
Taylor Lawan, only two. That's it. Thought that'd be a
better was now he was in an suv and he
was being driven. He had a driver. It was an ens.
He's getting icy hot and an ankle bandage. I told
you his ankle was bad. I told you, guys, hey,
(14:16):
we got another Julio. It's gonna be here a year, Calvin,
he'll be here for more than two a year. He
sounded like a four year deal. Guys gonna gamble it away.
Julio Welcome to Titans up, baby, tighten up. Welcome to Nashville. Baby.
He should have probably he should probably signed with like
a like a team in Texas because they don't have gambling.
Speaker 2 (14:34):
Somebody showed me a clip of we paid Ridley the
same amount that somebody else wanted.
Speaker 1 (14:42):
I forget the stat. Damn it. What are you talking about?
Speaker 2 (14:47):
Ridley got the same amount that we were going to
pay Derrick Henry or something.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
Okay, what is what is the point? Damn it? What what?
What are you trying to say? I don't understand what
you're asking. Real Ridley ain't that great? Okay. He was
damn gambling on parlays and straight bets eight months ago,
and now he's going to be a ninety two million
dollar receiver. I don't think you paid him ninety two million.
Let me click on this. It's a hell of a
(15:15):
stat if we ever get to it. Oh my god.
This this is why our numbers are so down. This
is why they don't take a serious at the company.
Red Lee, Oh my god, you bring up something. You
have no idea what you're talking about. When did he
get traded to the Jaguarars to us? He didn't get traded.
I thought he plays for us. Yes, you signed into
(15:36):
a free agent contract like he could sign wherever he wanted,
and he chose the Tennessee Titans. H was no trade
got it? Just like you got Mason Rudolph, the one
that got beat down by Miles Garrett with the helmet.
That one's kind of pointless, right, we don't understand this.
(15:56):
That just tells you they don't really believe in Malik
Willis either got a boy. Oh no, I mean we're
gonna get to that. But can I talk about Selection
Sunday and how how excited I used to get for
Selection Sunday? But Selection Sunday has been kind of ruined. Cay,
come over to my house by all these stupid ass
(16:17):
procrastinators for whatever the hell they're called, Joe Lenardo agnostic case,
that's what they're called. They ruin everything because you know
the seed and who they're gonna play and who's in,
who's out, damn it, ninety percent of the stuff. So
you don't even have to watch Selection Sunday. It's not
as exciting anymore. When back in the day you had
(16:40):
no idea who was going to be in, who was out,
who was gonna play who who was gonna be the
number one seeds? You would sit there on the TV
CBS and watch it with like your eyes feel like,
oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh
my god. But now it's like you already know ninety
nine percent of the teams that are gonna be announced
because stupid ass people like that. So I understand, I
(17:01):
like change, I like technology, I like you know, I
understand everything's always evolving. The only thing that changes is
time marches on. I get it, But there is no
need to ruin something so prestigious as the bracket reveal.
And every year I get sadder and sadder because I
already know ninety nine percent of the teams all first,
(17:22):
last four out, last four in and they may miss
one or two teams, but for pretty much they get
ninety eight percent of it right. And it's like, well,
that wasn't exciting. Yeah, and it's expanded, You've got four
more teams in it. That's okay, but we're not going
If we go more than sixty eighth, the tournament is ruined.
Like we get this, sixty eight is stupid. Just go
back to sixty four and it.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
And I narrowed it down. Sorry, I'm slurring my words.
I'm so damn tired. I narrowed it down with Kevin.
There's three damn teams that can win it. Carolina North,
the team that plays hard in Yukon. There's two, and
then North Carolina Yukon. And there's a third one, Houston.
(18:03):
Those are the only three teams in Kentucky. Chucky's out.
They give them too many points you can score, but
they score.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
I mean, they come on there, they look awesome.
Speaker 2 (18:12):
They score score on them, man. Like these kids are
scoring in South Beach right now.
Speaker 1 (18:18):
They're scoring like I scored on Wednesday night in the
co Ed Sucker Playoffs. Wow right, I didn't score one goal.
You gotta tease it, tease it. I didn't score one goal.
You gotta go to the break. I didn't score two goals. Right.
It's the biggest thing you can do in radio, is
the tease. You gotta go to break. We'll be right back, dude.
(18:43):
What if we treated the breaks like a shot clock bar, Like,
come on, man, you gotta shoot it five four, and
then you gotta get to break before that. All right,
frog punch you. It doesn't sound very fun. I don't
really understand the point of that, Scooba. I got a
black guy. Me and Ray started frog farty. We started
this cool tradition where we punch each other if I
don't go to breaking time when it's a podcast and
(19:05):
there is no rule on what time you have to
go to break, Honey, I can't have any board kids.
Ray hit me in the nuts because they frog farted
him because I didn't go to break what Ray punched
the nuts? Yeah, we do this thing now. If I
don't go to breaking time, he gets to punch me
in the nuts as hard as he wants. Like that
makes Buck. Clay and Buck have the most professional timer somewhere.
And we're in here punching each other in the nuts
(19:25):
and we don't go to break I miss Claim, Buck, Dude,
I'm missing and I saw. I'm telling you, I saw Clay.
It looks good man And you guys don't know this,
But when Claim and Buck actually did do their show
in this studio, we still have the background of it. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (19:36):
And then also they would they had security. I mean
there was I swear there was private security.
Speaker 1 (19:41):
We couldn't even walk down the hall that we in.
Speaker 2 (19:43):
Our own building had to have passes so that we
could go through the hallway. But they talk politics and
they offend people.
Speaker 1 (19:48):
So that's why it isn't Yeah, I understand that, but
high society, Ray talk about the soccer. So yeah, Wednesday night,
we have the first round of the playoffs. We take
the field man and oh did you know who was
in and who was out? Bubble watch? I did it
all right, we were in. It's right. I hate to
tell you a spoiler alert. Everybody makes the playoffs. Thought
(20:13):
you wanted to be a surprise. No, when you sign
up at the beginning of the season, you know, oh fuck,
so tough. Oh my god, I'm I'm so tired. Anyway, Yes,
(20:40):
when you sign up at the beginning of the season,
you know you're going to be in the playoffs. So
you play these regular season games and you battle and
sometimes you don't win any sometimes you win one, sometimes
you win two, and we were I think two, three
and two on the season. We go into the playoffs
and we take that feel and Ray, let me tell you,
(21:01):
I didn't score one goal. What's go honey, I didn't
score two goals. Come on, honey, I love you. I
didn't score three goals. Ray come on, Dad, Wednesday night,
I put the ball in the back of the net
like messy four freaking times. Wow, right that end on
that game? Though, Oh right, that's not all. I didn't
(21:23):
have just one assist. I had two assists, right, And
that's the most goals I've scored in the last three
seasons combined. Why wouldn't you end it? I can't just
quit Ray. We're now in the semis man, we advance.
Speaker 2 (21:38):
But right, that's what we've talked about. Nobody knows when
to go out on the al always leave early, right,
but also Vegas, nobody knows when to leave early in
retirement in sports, nobody knows when to leave early. O'donald,
you at forty three, forty two, don't know when to
leave a soccer the game of soccer early.
Speaker 1 (21:56):
This is your chance. Brady waited one year too long.
He did wait one year too long. He really should
have retired after they won the championship. Right he won
it with the Bucks, right, Yeah, he transferred teams and
won it the first year. Yeah, Wow, that's weird. He
should have done what John Elway did, said boom back
to back, I'm out peace like later. Peyton Manning championship
(22:18):
out later, gonna go.
Speaker 2 (22:21):
I don't know why, right, nobody leaves it in Vegas
out of Blackjack run, you know what, I leave middle
of a craps roll, like we'll be up four hundred
guys rolling, I'm leaving.
Speaker 1 (22:30):
Apparently you're not supposed to do that. No, it's frowned
upon him and baser split. The guy's got the dice
in his hands, and I'm making point of it too him, like, hey, guys,
we are heading out. Had a blast with y'all. You
guys enjoy Vegas. The guy's literally throwing the dice mid roll. Baby, Hey,
you gotta go on top. So you're telling me those
(22:51):
people are pissed at me when I look at when
I leave the table, Yeah, because you know what they're thinking.
You just messed up the mojo. You messed it all up.
You screwed, screwed the pooch for sure, because one of
the next two roles is seven crap out, crap out,
and they're like, where'd that mother, where'd that go? Crap out?
But yeah, dude, it was the performance of a lifetime.
(23:12):
And then this is what makes me mad. Ray I
thought we had a double header. I was ready to
keep going. I thought if we won, we played again
because I was like, I'm hot, I need to feel it.
Oh no, no game next week. We play next week,
my bat All right? Cool inside or outside? Inside? Still,
this is the last games of the inside season. Outdoor
is coming in a few weeks because the weather is changing.
(23:34):
It's starting to get beautiful out. You're gonna be able
to be outside. It not be thirty two degrees you
freeze your nuts off. It's gonna be great, trees, leaves, birds,
you know. But we need females. We still don't have
any females on our team. One girl is moving to Arizona,
h So we're down to one female on the roster.
We're gonna miss you, Sarah. Her name is actually Robin.
So yeah, Robin, I'm I'm happy for you. I'm glad
(23:57):
you're moving to Arizona. But yeah, what do you do
as coach? Or you know? You're the old You're one
of the old fellas. I'm the oldest one our team.
Speaker 2 (24:05):
You're one of the senior sit not citizens. You're one
of the advisors. You're one of the guys of grandfathers,
you're one of the something for it you're one of
the forefathers. That's what I was searching for. What do
you do Take them out to a bar, take a
couple of shots.
Speaker 1 (24:19):
No, no, no, no. We just say hey, man, hey,
a good game, and then we go to our cars
and we all drive home. It's not a goodbye, man,
but it's not over yet. I mean, once we lose,
then we'll have to say goodbye to Robin. But as
long as we keep winning, she'll be around because she's
going to be in Nashville till the end of March.
Rob and I always wanted to score with you. Now
watch you score and assist. No, no, no, she's moving for
(24:42):
her girl. Oh yeah, her girl is a traveling nurse.
So she's moving out to Arizona hot or not? Is
that where the market is better? No, no, I guess her.
I don't know. When you're a traveling nurse, you just
get to go wherever you want. You know what that is?
Justin told me all about it. Bank. You make a
(25:02):
lot of money.
Speaker 2 (25:03):
Yeah, it is filthy money here at home base. Say
you make fifty thousand if you travel, because it's usually
the peoples out family without kids that are available to
do that. Double it's almost double what your paycheck is.
Speaker 1 (25:18):
It's amazing. Why don't we travel podcasts? It costs a
little bit more money and we don't make as much
money like Jimmy and Amy, the ones I told you
that are in Alaska. Yeah, Jimmy is a traveling nurse.
And Amy had a job where she could work from wherever,
and so she was working from wherever. And then she
was like, well, if you're going to be a traveling nurse,
why don't I become a traveling nurse? Why don't we
(25:40):
become traveling nurses? I'm good? Hi there, Can I take
your chest temperature? Usually it's by my neck? Can I
check you to see if you have any lumps? This
is your yearly man, No, it's not. Oh sorry, it's
actually a real thing. Coach, check it on the first
I know your wife is six years.
Speaker 2 (25:56):
Right for free on the first of every month. Guys,
that is when you want to get in there. And
we're typical, we're as guys that it's a sexual thing.
Is really a real thing where you check their breasts
for lumps. Do it on the first of every month.
It's peace of mind.
Speaker 1 (26:12):
Good anyway, So then Amy went back to school and
she got her nursing life from the Big Show. Oh oh,
are you holy shit? From the Big Show? No, no, no, no,
from my old soccer team. They used to be on
my soccer team. They used to be on the Green team.
Lost at your story. But they're now married. Jimmy and
(26:32):
Amy are married, and he's not married anymore. Well right,
but so now they are in Alaska because you have
to be a nurse for two years before you can
travel nurse, so their travel spot they landed in Alaska
and Anchorage for two years and then they will travel
to wherever they want to go.
Speaker 2 (26:49):
What Justin told me is him going and doing the
residency in Boston. I believe him leaving and then coming
back to Nashville. He gained no ground, so that whole
year that will not a waste. But unfortunately it's just
like it. Maybe a player, maybe a Ridley coming to Nashville.
Maybe who's another player did a one year deal? Ishm
(27:10):
you got? I mean you got Eckler going to the Commanders. Yeah,
maybe it's a last year, but for Justin it was
a last year in Boston.
Speaker 1 (27:17):
It's like Giolito, he signed with the Red Sox Lucas Giolito.
He has to have surgery. He's out for the year. Geo,
he's done. Yeah, Garrett Cole. They say he's not gonna
need Tommy John surgery, but he's out at least a month.
Not good that that. Dude's he's fallen. He's sold. I
mean he won the cy Young last year, but no shit,
Yeah you know who won in the NL? Yeah that
(27:39):
was like baby, that's who I told everybody. And who's
he playing for this year? I don't know, hadn't signed. Really,
he must be wanting a lot of money. What about
our guy Bauer. He's with some Japanese travel team. Man.
All that court stuff that went out, potential rape case
ended up being nothing. He got kicked out of baseball done.
(27:59):
Dude can't touch him. Yeah, that's crazy. It's crazy because
it was all false. Right, so once it's all false,
you would think that someone would sign him. But in
baseball and sports do it a year passes, legs are
slow or fastball is in as fast, you think you
would sign him to a minor league deal. They see
what he's got kicked the tires, he mean, show freaking
(28:21):
flatgo gets second chances, third chances he was sitting on
his couch. He won Comeback Player of the Year. He did, Yes,
coulda made a hell of a lot of money if
you would have bet that. Well.
Speaker 2 (28:32):
One you can make money on right now is Egregious
Alexander Gigi if him for MVP or Jokick. Jokick's minus
two hundred. Egregious is plus four times your money?
Speaker 1 (28:41):
What's Jason Tatum ten or sixteen times your money? Why?
I don't know. They got a great record. And then
did I tell you this off air?
Speaker 2 (28:50):
I might have told Kevin in the hallway there's a
Clutch Player Award and Steph's like the favorite Is that.
Speaker 1 (28:55):
A stat like you might they give it an award? Yeah,
and it's clutch Player Award into giving you a clutch
of wards for this podcast? Got we sucked today? Okay?
Ry with his stat Calvin Ridley was the balls are
playing right now? Where who are they playing? Texas State?
(29:16):
Looks like they're playing where do you see them? Upper left? Oh?
Why is it? I'm looking at the bottom. That's that's women.
You're playing Mississippi State. But no, what was wrong with
my Ridley stat? You never came up with it? Yeah,
Ridley got paid the same amount of what money? What
do you think horseshoes? That's who as another player. There's
(29:42):
a lot of orange. Let's go cook them. That's a
big dude. That might have been the guy that put
up forty the other night. Then you got Josiah James
or whatever. Then you got little Ziggy, that lefty. He
needs to just get out of there. I'll just give it.
He just shoots it every damn time. I don't worry
(30:02):
the falls will lose this and not even make the tournament. Dude,
But can I just say this, last night my outlook
on life changed. Wow. I'll tell you about it right
after this. How did you sleep? Right?
Speaker 2 (30:22):
Ooh, that sounds eerily similar to how did you sleep
last night?
Speaker 1 (30:27):
No, it was before I went to sleep. Right. Another segment,
because I'm sitting here and I'm on the computer and
I'm doing my one of my two fantasy baseball drafts
that I am in, and my Fantasy Baseball league decided
to switch to an auction draft, which I kind of like.
Speaker 2 (30:46):
It's you have a purse amount of money and you
can spend it however you see fit.
Speaker 1 (30:51):
Love it. Yeah, it's so much better than just a
regular draft, because if you get the fourth pick, you
have no shot at getting the best player with your money.
You spend it however you want. You can spend all
your money on three top players and then just have
middle of the road crap. And I guess it's your assie.
I'll be's. It's a kunas the top he went for
(31:13):
like seventy five dollars. What about Della Cara Dela Cruz
with the Reds he went for like thirty something dollars. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (31:19):
See any guys that can get steals, doubles, ribbies, homers.
Speaker 1 (31:23):
Yeah, my cousin Andrews, the one that got Acuna first
pick off the bat. He was the first one. Seventy
five dollars. I don't even play fantasy, and I knew that. Yeah,
he was the most expensive. So we're doing that, and
my phone rings at like nine to fifteen pm. And actually,
let me make time stamp it so I know I'm right.
The crime podcast. I don't want to be wrong. Sorry,
(31:45):
nine to thirty four pm, that's important. It was Batter's Box.
Let me get the audio. What if everybody that's Batter's box.
He never calls me that late unless it's something huge
has happened. Was are you getting at divorce? I don't
think so, because I didn't answer the phone. Because not
only am I doing my fantasy football draft, I'm about
(32:08):
to turn on Survivor from Wednesday night because we didn't
watch it because I was too busy scoring four goals
having two assists in the soccer playoffs.
Speaker 2 (32:16):
A bunch of nerds weirdos. Right back in the day
it was called nerds, freaks and weirdos. Now it's alternative.
Speaker 1 (32:21):
But all I gotta say about Survivor is one dude.
He's got to stop crying. He cries every fifteen seconds.
And I thought I was gonna like him at the
beginning of the season. Ray, I like a crier, but
good God, stop the crying. It is so annoying to watch.
It is unbelievably irritating.
Speaker 2 (32:44):
Well, you can only so many seasons have the Blonde
Bomb Show and the jack dude. Eventually gotta have the crier,
and that's this season.
Speaker 1 (32:50):
Oh he is the crier, right, he is the town crier.
He cried. I mean he sees a leaf turned brown
and he starts crying. He cries over everything. Every time
he talks to the camera.
Speaker 2 (32:58):
Where's the survivor? At might be something in the agion
Ooh see. The tough ones are the ones with dirt.
Man sometimes when they're in Africa, the Sahara just dirt.
Speaker 1 (33:08):
I like tropical. I think they're Fiji. I think they
do it in the same spot every time. Now, I
told you about my idea, right, No, Survivor Compton. I
really like Survivor skid Row or Survivor Memphis. Oh you
won that one. I didn't champion. Give me the million
(33:30):
dollars the sole survivor of Memphis. The tribe is spoken. Yeah,
I know, get me the kind of town. Ray. My
fantasy baseball draft was taken forever. By the way, there
was two hundred and sixty players that had to be selected,
because that's it fills out the ten rosters whatever. I
(33:52):
guess there's sixty. I don't even know how many people
are on each team. I logged into the website four
minutes before the draft started. Him no idea game. But anyway,
when my brother calls that lad, I'm like, something crazy
must have happened, because that is there's a threshold.
Speaker 2 (34:07):
There's a time where if somebody calls past this time,
it's for something. Yes, for me, it's around eight. Everybody
knows I would to bed early. For you, it's push
back a little bit.
Speaker 1 (34:15):
So I go on Twitter x X and I'm like,
what the hell is going on? Wait? You tweeted him
and it's him. No, I just looked. I'm like, ah,
something must have happened to the Bears. Trade justin fields
is what I'm thinking. Because he called me. But no,
you didn't first think family problems. No, you thought trade
(34:37):
in sports. I would have immediately thought, oh my gosh,
he got drunk and he got kicked out of his
house or something. You thought of trade from one team
to another. I mean it has to be big if
he's calling me.
Speaker 2 (34:57):
I had the exact same one This morning, Boomer called
me six thirty. He would never call me. He knows
we're live on.
Speaker 1 (35:01):
The Big Show. What's out? What'd he say? Got pulled
over by a cock? Oh? He's something big and he
didn't know what to do, didn't know where the registration was.
I said, open up your glove apartment, boy, and you
show that man that ready. You got a car? Yeah,
he's sixteen.
Speaker 2 (35:14):
Yeah, And I said, you do not look at that
was he speeding.
Speaker 1 (35:18):
I said, put your hands in your lap. Look at
that officer.
Speaker 2 (35:20):
You say yes, sirt, and you give him your registration
and you say cirt and you tip of the cap
and you say, I support the blue and he did
no ticket.
Speaker 1 (35:29):
You say, did you tell him? What's up? Himp? No,
not like I said. You say, look at that license plate.
What does it say? It's a thin blue line and
we support it. Over to you, coach. So I look
on Twitter, man, and there's nothing about justin fields, but
it says the Chicago Bears have acquired Keenan Allen for
(35:52):
a fourth round pick. Are you freaking kidding me? Saw
him in person? Are you freaking kidding me? Saw him
in person? You saw him in overtime? Name them housewives
reference don't know it, but dude, I am over the moon.
Let me tell you there is not a lot of
optimism for me when it comes to the Bears, because
it feels like we never have anything good going our way.
(36:14):
We have no offensive weapons, we have nothing good about
our football team. But all of a sudden, I don't
know if these are good moves, and I don't know
if these moves are gonna work out. If they're gonna
pan out because every move your team makes an offseason
it's great to talk about. You get excited about halfway
through the seasons. Like I said, everybody's like, why'd we
sign that guy? We gave that guy twenty million dollars?
(36:36):
Oh my god. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (36:38):
Jason Rudolph who he's gonna be working at the new stadium,
not on the field.
Speaker 1 (36:43):
He's coming for Arnold's job concessions. But dude, all of
a sudden, the Bears have DeAndre Swift. When we signed him,
I thought he's at the Eagles. No, we signed him.
The Eagles got Saquon We got DJ Moore on one side,
Keenan Allen on one side, Cold Comet over the middle.
(37:05):
We need one more receiver, and holy s, our offense
should be dynamite. We should actually have weapons. We might
actually have a plan to make something happen. There is
actually optimism from me as a Bears fan. We're making
these moves. We might actually have a GM that knows
(37:26):
something about football and knows how to make moves. Like
I am sitting here on March the fifteenth, Friday, March
the fifteenth, and I'm thinking, Holy s the Bears might
be competitive. They might actually be competitive.
Speaker 2 (37:45):
I think they come to Nashville. Took a picture of
the home schedule, Dude, if they do, I don't think
the schedule's out yet. Yeah it is, Okay, pull it
up for me. Ah crap, we play the Colts. I
knew it was that seed, but is the upside down?
See you're telling me you have the schedule right there.
The schedule's out, dude, really?
Speaker 1 (38:07):
Yeah, tell me about it. You drunk. Yeah, Titans twenty
twenty four schedule. Let me see it. Patriots, Jets, Packers, Vikings, Bengals, Texans, Colts, Jags.
Oh but it doesn't have Okay, okay, who you're gonna
(38:27):
play is out. But it doesn't have date and time
like like your opponents. I got. Yeah, it has the
exact network and the time that it comes on. Man,
you want that Hulu. No, no, no. When you say the
schedule is out, it tells me week one we're playing
this team. It does not have that. That's what I
thought you meant. I get it because you finished in
whatever place. You know who you're gonna play from the
(38:47):
other division now, and it says you're gonna play at
the Bears. You're at Soldier Field. The Chicago fans, and
it is the Chicago fans.
Speaker 2 (38:56):
You guys drank Broadway out of beer one season before
I start a date in Beazer. She said, they went
out on a Sunday and the some bars said, hey,
we have no more beer. Chicago fans drank us out
of alcohol.
Speaker 1 (39:08):
Well, I am super pumped. I don't know if these
are gonna work out, but what the Bears are doing,
I love it. Justin Fields will not be our starting quarterback.
It's gonna be Caleb Williams. I don't know what we're
gonna do with the number nine pick, but holy s,
Caleb Williams is gonna come to town. We got a
couple new offensive linemen, and we got some weapons, and
oh my god, I am a believer. Now I am
(39:30):
a believer. The Bears are headed in the right direction
for the first time in the last fifty five years.
I want them to be good. Lions good. I hate
the Lions. I mean I like you guys being good.
I mean, this is the Cowboys being good. Make me puke.
Somebody punched me in the dick like I would love
a Cowboys season. Oh and seventeen is that possible. No,
oh and sixteen. No, yeah, because they're seventeen games. Yeah,
(39:53):
oh and seventeen. But he says that possible. I said, no,
they're too good. That would be my favorite football season
of all time. I am just gonna say that we
are gonna be. There is optimism in Chicago and all
of Bear du Bears bear in Chicago fan base for
(40:14):
the first time since the Lincoln administration. Yeah, when the
Bulls won the championship, people were partying in the streets.
And then I get pissed off because I'm on Twitter
and I see another heldline. Kansas City Chiefs get Hollywood
Brown one year, eleven million dollars. He stayed on my
bench all year. No, no, no, Andy Reid, fast guy that
(40:37):
can get open with Patrick Mahomes. Just another smart little
signing that's not gonna make a lot of splashy headlines
because he's not amazing, but he's so fast they're gonna
use him. Get the ball in his hands and he
can make plays. Just another smart move by the Chiefs.
If the Chiefs do something, it's a smart move. Who
was the biggest thing last season? Was it Aaron Rodgers? Yeah? Okay,
(41:01):
him or Dalvin Cook even going No, Dalvin Cook was
a nobody. I havn't Cooke did nothing. Nobody wanted Dalvin Cook.
And Aaron Rodgers didn't do anything. Yeah, he blew his achilles. Yeah.
So usually the big names for lately, well that's what
I'm saying, a lot of the signings mean nothing. It
turns out to be poo poo. Free agents are usually
(41:22):
not the answer. Like Tyreek Hill went and he made
a great splash in Miami. But there's just cool to watch.
They're not that good. They're really cool to watch, though.
They're cool to watch the Bear. I mean, maybe I'm
getting ahead of myself, but I'm so excited, dude.
Speaker 2 (41:37):
I came out congrats and I said that Waddle was
going to the Giants, and I was just being an idiot, dude.
Speaker 1 (41:45):
Two hours later, Ridley goes to the Titans, same position,
same state. I just had the wrong team figured out.
I knew another shoe was gonna drop. I just picked
the wrong damn team. Yeah, because Ridley was a free agent. Yeah,
so he had to sign with somebody. You want to
know the craziest thing. I was almost gonna say Jags,
(42:05):
and I was like, I just go with a flashy
thing and say the Dolphins.
Speaker 2 (42:08):
I could have almost predicted it two hours before it happened,
predicted what that Ridley was gonna get traded. He didn't
get traded. Ray, Oh, he was a free agent.
Speaker 1 (42:19):
Same difference. Who gives a rip? No?
Speaker 2 (42:22):
Oh, hey, Mark, I don't work at Wendy's anymore. Now
I work at McDonald's. I was a Oh you were
traded over there? No, I was a free agent.
Speaker 1 (42:30):
What the differences? Now? A free agent you have freedom
to choose where you go if you are traded. Can
you be traded in work? Yeah, if you get pushed
to another region or something, you could get traded. We
got traded in Nashville. Yeah, we got traded. Austin said
we will give you to Nashville. We were a trade
and for cash, cash considerations, and a player didn't be
(42:52):
named later that player, I don't know. Never never made
it out of the miners, Kevin oh Man. But anyway,
my fantasy baseball draft. You want to know how long
it ended up lasting? Nope, didn't ever think about that question.
Three hours and forty two minutes, right, Yeah, you want
to know how long I stayed in that draft? Room
(43:14):
an hour and eight minutes and I said, all right,
computer takeover. You had your core. Well, I mean I
was just like after this, I don't know, and don't worry.
The grades came out and I got a sixty six
out of one hundred. So my team is supposed to suck.
And also, guys, now is the time to bet a future?
Oh here we go. You really want to get a
Houston or a Yukon Now, I'm talking about betting you
(43:36):
can fill out your magnesia. Tournament is a week away,
do you know? I can't wait next Thursday and Friday.
I'm gonna be glued to the TV. All right.
Speaker 2 (43:44):
But I'm saying is if you're betting a Yukon or
a Houston, now would be the time. I'm telling you,
Once that tournament starts and they beat these teams by
sixty and seventy points, it's going to drop to about
a three times your money. Two times your money. Now
is when you want to hit it. Also, are we
going to the SEC tournament today?
Speaker 1 (44:00):
I yeah, if you want.
Speaker 2 (44:02):
I just think it would be a good video. Yeah,
I have the microphones. Okay, but you don't sound very energetic.
Speaker 1 (44:10):
Well, we're we're losing fifteen to four the finn to
find out. Look at Rick Barnes. He just said to
that player, he said, come over here and eat Mike.
You know, you know what. Rick Barnes is looking a
little shriveled and he's kind of folding up. You know
why it's launch here, it's March. Ray Sun comes out.
(44:33):
He folds like a lawn. No, he likes the winter months.
March comes and he's like, noap, I'm allergic to this crap.
Get me out of here. Yeah. I mean, if the
Valls do lose this, dude, their ice cold. I mean
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (44:44):
If I get not wanting to win the conference tournament
before the big dance, I get that, but just being
straight cold, I don't know if that's how you want
to enter the tournament.
Speaker 1 (44:52):
Yeah, well, Jayhawks have lost like four or five, so
don't tell me about it. We suck. Ray. I am
picking Cincinnati. No, I'm not picking Cincinnati. Aren't they the
ones that beat you guys? Yeah? They beat us, but
then they lost to Baylor.
Speaker 2 (45:07):
It doesn't matter, man, They had their time in the
sun when they bet you boys right over?
Speaker 1 (45:12):
Is that ed Ly, Dude?
Speaker 2 (45:13):
I haven't seen him even play this year. Perdue is
one of the favorites. They're top five to win it all.
Speaker 1 (45:18):
They're not winning at all. No crap. That's why I'm
saying you have to bet the Houstons and the Yukons
and the North Carolinas is a real flyer, like sixteen
times your money. Purdue is not winning it. There's no
dude seven feet tall gonna win March Madness. The game
has evolved too much. This isn't Shaq and Yao Ming days.
This is twenty twenty four seeming and the NCAA tournament
(45:42):
And just like, what the hell he did? No? Exactly? God,
Taco Fall, Tago Flago, Where did he play at UCF? Yeah,
where's he at right now? Taco Fall? He might be
floating around Boston, all of them. No, he ain't posting him. Well,
there's also Bowl Bowl. Yeah, he's on the Suns because
(46:03):
they're both skinny and tall. Right, Yeah, that's what I thought.
Let's see where Taco Fall is. He is in Parata's day,
couple of adillas.
Speaker 2 (46:14):
And also, if you guys are betting NBA to win
it all, I mean you've almost just got to put
in Celtics now, after they beat the Suns.
Speaker 1 (46:21):
I mean, it's it's either Boston or the Nuggets.
Speaker 2 (46:24):
Might as well just put Boston at two times your
money and parlay that with something. But now would be
the time to bet it, because once the tournament, once March,
once NBA playoff start, I'm too tired.
Speaker 1 (46:35):
Then it's too late. When you're in the future, it's
too late to bet the future. Oh and I did
get a response from Nashville SC, and she gave me
the whole typical answer, thank you for your concerns. I
will pass this along. We always take feedback very important,
very seriously, and we always want to improve the fan experience.
(46:56):
That thanks for nothing. All right, have a good week.
You gotta go see NSC tomorrow night. Why is Abby
texting me? What she saying? Like, I think she meant
to send this to Arnold? She said, are we done
because I'm not coming back? Ha And I said nah,
And she said still going and I said yup, And
(47:18):
she goes OMG post show, like, why are you texting
me text your boyfriend Arnold? Yeah? That could be the end.
Speaker 2 (47:26):
Of them because she needs to start expressing her feelings
to Arnold. I don't need the text messages, especially not
while I'm doing my shoe.
Speaker 1 (47:35):
I apologize. Man, All right, are we gonna go film? Yeah?
Sec attorney, you sound like you really want to do
it too, all this energy, Well we could barely do
the pod. When you have three YouTube videos hit one
thousand views in the past week, you kind of get
excited about videos. Remember how stupid you said, Morgan and
you debating about the picture of our dumbasses was gonna
(47:57):
be a bad video. Thousand views? No, four hundred views, No,
it got up to one thousand. Let me go check,
let me go check. I updated the picture. I was like, Morgan,
send me a four K picture. This other picture I
got off Google and it looks like shit. So she
sends me a better picture. I updated it. So it's
just y'all too, because mine was like an AI picture.
It makes people think it's a fake YouTube video. So
I just did y'all two and I said they're fighting,
(48:19):
crossed it out, debating instantly, six hundred more views. Oh dude,
we got three five videos and a thousand. Now we
have three. You imagine when it feels like one of
them going viral. We have coworkers at work, radio hosts
goes crazy and lunchbox versus golf and sison. Radio host
goes crazy. I'm bating as you as the psycho radio host.
(48:45):
Hey that's good, man, coach. I picked a picture of
you where your hair's all fed up. Radio host goes crazy.
You look like a lunatic. But hey, we got a
thousand view. Hey we're on our way, man, We're on
our way. All right, gotta go right, I gotta turn
it off. Yeah, yeah, that was bad. We were all
(49:06):
over the place. What did I tell you? It's the
danger of recording a podcast when you're exhausted. We just
worked way more than forty hours this week. Yeah, oh
it's you say ah,
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