Ray Comes to Us For Support with his Addiction

Ray comes clean about his addiction to gambling and how far he down he got in life when he was gambling. We talk to the leader of Beat The Streak on MLB.com and learn all about his strategy picking the hitters to get a hit. Tim the Truck Driver gives us all his gambling strategies when it comes to Blackjack, Craps and tells us the tricks he uses on the road to piss off other drivers. Pete Rose is going to help you pick MLB games so you can make money and Fantasy Sports are crushing Lunchbox's heart.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:09):
All are losers? What up, everybody? I am lunchbox. I
know the most about sports, so I'll give you the
sports facts, my sports opinions because I'm pretty much a
sports genius. What's up, everyone? I'm Eddie and I know
the least about the sports. But I'm your average sports fan,

(00:30):
your sports watcher. I don't know the who's who's, and
I don't know the what's. What's What's up, y'all? Says
Northern Guy live on the West side of Nashville with Beazer.
Just signed a year lease. We shotgun on the weekends
and the weekends only. I'm gonna read the headlines, guys,
something new I'm doing. Forty ks. Burns has no precedent
as one of the best pictures every talking like a

(00:50):
sweets Burns. He's a great picture for the Brewers, Ken Burns.
His name is forty kays Once. He just did forty
ks and no walks. You can call him forty k,
call him fifty K. I don't give up. I didn't
even say it again. Start over with your headline. I
just didn't understand what you said. Forty ks, no walks.

(01:11):
Burns has no precedent. Nobody's ever done that before Burns
has no precedent. The A's sweep the twin Bill extend
win streak to ten. Are you reading this, coach, because
I don't understand what you're saying. Yeah. I just got
a little email that said the morning lineup and it
gives you headlines for baseball. So I thought it could

(01:31):
be our taste of sports and we would sound education.
That's not a bad idea, But coach, you have to
make sense, and you've got to pause in between the
story because I didn't. Was there a semi al right?
So I'm not Stuart Scott. Rest in peace. Guys. We
have somebody on the phone line. If you want him,
send him through. Yeah, let's let's talk to this guy.
So this is the guy that's leading an MLB the

(01:52):
Street Beat, the Street Beat the Streak. Apparently this guy
listens up. Is this a made up caller? According two friends?
This no, no. According to Ray, this guy is in
the lead of Beat the Streak on MLB dot com
and Ray the guy reached out to Ray and said, hey, dude,
I listen to the podcast. I love the podcast. So Ray,

(02:13):
being the diligent you know guy he is, he did research,
He got screenshot. He looked it up and it really
is the guy that is in the lead. Look at me,
Look at me, look at the camera. Are you are
you serious? This isn't Billy. He is official. Boys. You
can't see the video footage. But I was just crossing
my eyes black. I was an idiot, but I can

(02:34):
still pull some great callers. Boys, So beat the streak
is MLB dot com. All you do is pick one
player at night in baseball to get a hit, and
if you get past fifty six games, you win five
point six millions. Ago. That's it. I did it last
night and I put in a kuna and he didn't
even play. But Tim Anderson got a hit. So I'm
at one, boys, I'm at one. So we have the leader.

(02:58):
His name is Tim. He's on the phone line, Tim,
Are you there? I am I down. Coachers, what's up,
coach man? Are you starting to see that five point
six million dollars? Are you seeing it? Like? Are you
starting to dream about it? Or is it way too
far away? Well listening here? They're coaches. Uh, you know,

(03:18):
while Alay was telling the truth, he uh, you know,
he must not have said what happened yesterday? No, dang it,
tim are you doing two a day? One a day?
How long is it taken you to get to twenty six?
Okay seven? Did you do one a day? Tell me?

(03:40):
Tell me your strategy? Okay, at first it was to
a day until I got to about eight. Damn. It
was like, okay, I'm pushing it here. Then I went
to one, and then I do too every now and
then until I got to twenty. And obviously, once you
get to twenty, there's no more. I don't care who
you are, I don't care what you think it's gonna happen.

(04:03):
You do not do to a day, sir and Timmy.
When you go to pick your player, were you going
to the recommended players, the six players or eight players
that they already have up. Are you going to teams
looking at who's pitching? What was your strategy of picking players? Okay, listen,
you've got to go obviously my trial, you know, but

(04:23):
the superstars are gonna you're gonna pick them, but you
gotta go middle ground boys. You got to. You know,
if they have three four at bat man, that's where
the money's at. You know, they're they're typically gonna get
a hit. Yeah, typically Okay, RB, you know what I'm saying.

(04:45):
They gotta have a d there. You know, you know,
I don't go to someone like a I don't know,
like a I don't know a picture or something, you
know what. Sometimes coach coach, But sometimes that's the only
dude that gets a hit that night, and that's when
that's when you get screwed. But I think he's right.
My strategy is when I play, they have to be
one through four in the lineup. If they're not in
the top four, I'm not picking them because they don't

(05:06):
get enough at bats. Guys. I want the guy that
gets the most at back. Again. Set this up, we
have on the line the Leader of hundred or a
podcast no one is just tuned in randomly thousand, hundred
thousand people play this game. The leader has graced us
with their president. However, what happens? So wait, So Tim,
like you're watching the games, how nervous do you get? Oh? Boy? Well,

(05:31):
when you know the first time, you're like, oh and
I especially well when only ten or fifteen, you're like,
you know, so be it. But once it's and the
first time, from then on you're you're watching that game. Hey, Tim,
So you were watching. So once it hit twenties, you

(05:53):
were watching all these games for your players to get hits.
You have to because you can't. You can't just it
there and say, oh, they're gonna get it. No, you're watching. Okay,
so you're at twenty seven and last night, what game
do you go to for your Here you're looking at
You're like, okay, this is the team I'm going with?
What team did you This is where the superstar let

(06:14):
you down? I just know it. But no, no, I
actually know that Giants Coach on a chair. They have
been getting hits. They have been doing good. Okay, so
you Giants, Giants and will the thrill Clark Mitchell Williams.

(06:35):
Oh they're the most beautiful, Rick Russel. Oh you know
who will get a hit for you? Willie May's password.
The name is Bond. All right. So you go on
to the Giants. They're playing the Phillies last night, Wheelers
on the Mountain. You're like, oh, Wheeler, you suck. I'm
gonna take the Giants. Who do you pick? Brandon? He's

(07:02):
not a superstar, but he is very very good. Like
you said, coach, he's middle of the line. I like that. Yeah,
then and then what I mean, the Giants scored at
least ten runs and then it was a good game.
Giants had eleven hits. Yeah yeah, and Brandon Belt was

(07:23):
the one dude that didn't. Oh my goodness, coach. He
went strike one, two and three four times. He sat
four times, four at bat, zero hits, coacher. It was
absolute dread, jude. And he had five at bats he

(07:46):
walked one. I don't know, we get it. And this
is the whole like, this is the whole lunch box.
You know. This is the strategy of like get the
guy that has five at bats, like again, it's just
you just never can tell, right, technically had five, but
you know he right? So question now, Timmy, for you
like going when you were dancing with twenty eight hits,

(08:08):
you're thinking like, holy crap, this is doable. Right now,
let's talk about today. You want to quit it, right,
You're not doing it again? Oh I'm doing it again, coach. Well,
let's talk about today, coach, Timmy, because I'm wondering, like,
what's your attitude towards it now? Because now me, after
three seasons of trying this crap, I'm telling you it's impossible.

(08:29):
It's impossible to get someone to get fifty two hits two,
it's six. Whatever you can get fifty two, you still
ain't winning. Crap, you're winning, dude, So, Tim, do you
think this is possible? Still? As someone that made it
all the way to as far as you did, I
honestly think it possible but improbable. I've been playing myself

(08:52):
for about five years now, and the most i've I've
made with seven one years. Who man, that crazy dude.
You're a pretty good coacher. Coach. It's it's it's tough
out here, but you know, hey, when I get back
up again, I'll tell y'all what. I'll let y'all picked

(09:13):
on my pick. No, no, no, I don't want that pressure.
Got a question, are you married? I would love to
get a divorced skinny white guy. I would like I
would like to know what the feeling around the house
was last night when he lost. But if he doesn't
have a wife that he lives with, if it's just him,

(09:33):
then it's no big deal. Him and a couple of sixers.
He's got a side piece coach, truck coachers. I'm a
truck driver driving acrost America. No can he really give
us a hold, you guys, we've got truck drivers, of course,
can you give us a wait? Wait? So so, Timmy,
when you're driving the truck though, when are you watching

(09:53):
the games? Are you doing an old school listening to
the games? Oh? You can coach listeners to. I don't
even know where I will find that on? You know,
so the old John someone who lose some on other APPSPN. Okay,

(10:14):
all right, who are your picks today, Timmy? Are you
able to watch while you're driving? Like real talk? You
gotta go with belt again? No, not exactly while I'm driving, coaches,
you know, coacher, it's not I don't like what I'm hearing.
I'm hearing that he's watching. Come on, come on, belt,
come on belting. All the cars are cutting them off,

(10:36):
almost hitting the median. You gotta go with belt again.
You know he's gonna get a hit. What do you
mean again, coach, he's starting back in. He's dead. Belt
is dead to him. He will never pick belt in head.
Wait wait, Timmy, did you make it this far without
using your mulligan? Well, using my wood the mulligans, Ray says,

(10:58):
there's a mulligan in there. Here's a mugan. Once you
get past fifteen, coaches, I used my mulligan on the
one the only Mike Mike out, What would you use
it at? Because I think it's between ten and fifteen
you just said no, it's after fifteen, coaches. Once you

(11:19):
hit fifteen, you get one mulligan. It's not between twelve
and fifteen. It's after fifteen you get one mul uh. Interesting, coach.
I'm sorry. Hopefully you get back on that horse tonight
and you know you pick some games. Who's the leader? Now?
What's he at? Can we get him on the phone.
Can we get rid of him and get that we need?

(11:42):
We were tied and I don't think you played last night. Um,
I think he skipped last night. I forgot his name,
but I was. I know, I've seen what else? What
else do you do? Hold on, bub bub, I got
the rules up. I just want our listeners to get
it right. The Mulligan feature. It provides each participant the

(12:04):
opportunity to have the streak he or she accumulates of
at least ten and no more than fifteen automatically preserved
one time. So it's ten yeah, tench okay, Well tonight
we need Jesse Winker and Ronald A. Kuna to get
a hit? What did you call me? Let's go? Will
not get a hit? And yes, I gamble, coach, I'm

(12:27):
pretty good dice roller and poker player and black jet.
So how are you good at the craps? Like, how
how do you become a good crap you're the snake
guys or what put a hundred on it? This is listen,
ask any dealer when you go to the craps, this
is exactly how you play it. There's the field. There's
about seven numbers in the field right right in the middle.

(12:50):
You play the five, you play the six and the
seven on the regular board. Then you played the field.
Now that is four things you're putting money on. You
are literally betting on everything in the house with four bets,
which is more of the five, six, and seven or
the field? The fields even money five, six, and seven. No,

(13:14):
it feels not even money. If you hit a one
or twelve or a two or twelve, right, two and
twelves is double and triple sometimes most places as just
double on each one of those. But yes, did you
play those four numbers, coach? You will win every single
hand except for the one number. You don't want to
show up brothers, which is what is that the seven? No,

(13:37):
but you're betting. You said you're betting on the seven. No, no, no.
If you play the field right, that's that's about seven numbers.
I don't know exactly what I mean it is. And
then you play the five in the eight up top right. Oh,
you said eight. I thought you said five six seven.
I was like six and eight. You're literally playing the
entire crapboard by using four. Yeah, but I love your strategy.

(14:03):
But with one roll of the dice it goes seven.
You just lost four. Your money's amounts there, but you
but you're gonna bet those numbers anyway, because you're gonna
every every role, you're gonna put it on the come
line and you got to come out roll. Kind of
craps you playing, You're gonna put it on the come
out roll, and so you're gonna bet those numbers eventually,
so you might as well put him out at the beginning.

(14:25):
I kind of like that hot dealer. I'd like to play.
But also, do you do you do you bet the features?
I'm betting that I'm coming see I bet yeah, all small,
all tall hit them all. You gotta bet that every
single time lunch one it one time on your bachelor party.

(14:46):
Edy you remember that I wasn't there, dude. It was
just me and him and some kid in a backpack,
and lunch was like lunches like, I hit it, hait it.
He's like slapping other people. They're like, get this guy
away from rona coronavirus, and he's like, I had it.
I had it. I had it. Some dude like I'm
gonna hit you with your hand off. That was a

(15:08):
great trip into New York, New York casino man. That
was back to back times. New York New York paid
me on the field on the all tall small hit
them all. But hey, coach, let me ask you this.
You talked about cards. You know you're talking about blackjack. Uh.
Do you like playing with people that don't really know
what they're doing? Or do you get pissed when someone
hits on a fifteen or whatever? If you if if you, well,

(15:29):
fifteen depends on what the dealer has and everyone else
has that that's that's that's actually an optional one. But
anything over you know or under it's all situational coaching.
To be honest with you, but nine times I attend
you just let the dealer bus if you if you
come to the table and and someone's over there been
big money and win in and you just step in

(15:51):
and you mess it up because you want to hit. Well, yes,
that's your money, that's your prerogative. But I'm getting up exactly.
Thank you out a question. So like because Eddie like
sometimes people are like, oh, fourteen dealers showing has a
six team. Let me try. I have a gun. I'm
gun tells you hit and Eddie says, you can't get
mad at them, absolutely, because it's their money, coach. I mean,

(16:13):
let's be real, it's their money. They want to be stupid.
I don't think that that's gonna ruin it does. It doesn't,
because every it doesn't when they do that, Coach, it
doesn't ruin the table every single time. I mean sometimes
it does, but that's the time you're looking for. When
it does screw the table, you're like, see this is
why you don't do that crap or whatever. But realistically,
it's their money. They can do whatever they want. It's
not changing the table too much. It changes everything, but

(16:35):
you think it does, Timmy, Uh, it changes everything that
follows yes, until the shoe is done. It has even Guys,
if you just listen to if I have an eleven
a nine in the two, that's the eleven. I'm the
last person to get us part. Obviously, you want to
double on that. You gotta double that bub now listen, now, listening,

(16:59):
what are the dealers showing. Dealer is showing anything that
he needs to hit. I don't want to take that
hit card. I want him to take the ten because
that's what I'm praying it is. Anyway, I'm not even
him double up. I'm gonna say, hey, the dealer bust
out because nine times in ten coaches, I'm not sitting

(17:20):
there playing twenty dollars. I'm gonna be really, how much
you playing? Timmy about a hand? Hey? Wait? How much
this truck driver and paying? Well? Hey quarter of all right, Buffy,
buse no, I get paid. I get paid sixty cent
a mile. I drive about three thousand and four thousand

(17:42):
miles a week a mile two thousand dollars a week.
Pull up the calculator. He just said that. He also,
I want to hear your tim You just gave me
something that I have never heard in blackjack. In my life,
and I consider myself a black jack player. I'm gonna fishing,
and I don't play more than two dollars. Just think

(18:05):
about it, though, if how much I'm right on that? No, no,
I agree, But you always yes, you want to get
as much money on the table because you want him
to bust them with eleven, you're not busting. So that's
just crazy to me. I've never heard have you ever
read the black jack man you want? I've never heard
anybody staying on a leven because there's no chance for
you to bust. Sometimes I don't even hit when I'm

(18:26):
at seven. I just let him bust. I'm so bad
at math. Sometimes, coach, you mess around. You hit the ten, obviously,
you got twenty one, you know obviously, But then he
messes around, hits a couple of cards, and now he's
got twenty one and you don't win nothing. Coach, or
he gets that ten that you would have gotten, he busted.
I don't know. You win your regular money. Everybody on

(18:47):
the tables atty and extra cards aren't being played, that's true.
More cards that aren't being played the less likely, especially
if you're on a tear. Coach, if you're on a
tear and you just winning. You don't want to mess
with cars as much. I'm gonna listen that one. I'm
gonna have to let it marinate on me, and the
next time I play blackjack, maybe I will do I'm

(19:09):
just never I'm not gonna remember this comment. You're gonna
be doing tall small looking for comment craps small Bay
you I've already written down five six eight in field.
I'm gonna I'm gonna hit it on that craps table.
Don't come. Oh yeah. I tend to make about a
thousand to two thousand dollars probably about every three rolls.

(19:32):
I'm going to Vegas with Timmy. Don't know where you get. Hey,
tim here's my question. When's next time you gotta drop
off in Vegas? Actually, coach, I gotta got a little
delivering in Arizona in about four days. Hey, Timmy, I
don't want to get you in trouble with this question,
but when you're doing your routes, are is there a
way to maybe see a casino? It's about ten miles

(19:54):
out of the way. I can get a little lunch there.
Can you kind of work it around the cities. You're
going to the casinos a key nation every every week.
Coach everything a day that the boss is like, I'm
seeing a little detour here, tim was that some construction

(20:15):
over there? It looks like you ended up rey routing
through a reno. Hey, they got truck parking at those
casinos percent of every casino I've ever seen. As he rolls, Hey,
he rolls up to Mandalay Bay. Hey, there you go,
valet parking. There's a truck stop behind New York, New

(20:39):
York called Wild Bills Truck Scott. It's right about as
it's almost directly behind New York, New York over the
bridge by In and Out Barker Coach. They do massage
with their coach. Listen here coaching. You know, I've been
known not to deal with it. But there's girls on
that corner right now, I guarantee. Hey, Timmy, Timmy, Timmy,

(21:00):
let me ask you something right between between between guys,
A couple of guys right here, Hey, Timmy, you know
what a lot lizard is? Gets there there there everywhere? Yeah,
if you ever encountered a lot lizard. I've had a
few knock on my door at two o'clock in the morning. Hey,
do you guys know a lot. It's women that stay
on the lot and they just go with a truck
driver to the next stop, get out and they're getting

(21:21):
another trucks. Right. I know what a lot lizard is.
People don't. They don't leave the lot. They just get
out of the truck and go to the next truck,
go to a different lot. We'll tell you that that's crazy. Timmy. Well,
when you're driving the truck, you know what's back there
most of the time or do you just kind of
carry whatever? I know, everything that touches in this truck. Yeah,

(21:43):
you have to know because you have to have a
produce a whole food your meat. Um. I have what
is called a reefer trailer coaching I'm talking about. Yeah,
it's it's a cooler trailer and beat hale food. Dang man,
that's what do you yesterday? I mean, I'm in New

(22:03):
Mexico about to be and a Marilla, Texas in about Timmy,
let me ask another question. When you're driving in the
highway and there's a car just being a complete idiot,
do you communicate with other drivers in the CB and
be like, hey, watch that little bread me out of there.
He's being a punk, yes, sir, and and we'll get
beside each other and go sixty and make him mad.

(22:25):
I love that. How old are you too? I'm kind us.
I just wonder how I have a wife. How old
are you? How many notches you got on your back?
I'm interested to see how old a truck driver he is,
because usually I have picture truck drivers that are doing
the long roads that are fifty five year old men
that all sorts. Coach, there's women out there to truck drivers.

(22:48):
My lady is a truck driver in the back sleeping
right now. Wait right now, you said you didn't have
an old lady. What the hell not a wife? You
asked if I was married? Okay, okay? Was she a
lot lizard coach? No cook? She was. She was a
cocktail waitress at the Mohican Sun, right by the ind
and out. She was doing fairly well before she got

(23:13):
in truck dumb. But she's seen my check if the
easy works, so she said, let me come on with
your tim How much you have to drive a day? Then?
Because I remember I had a buddy that was a
truck driving, he said, there's a limit. So even if
you wanted to drive twenty four hours, you get in trouble.
So what is it you have to drive in a day?
A day you get eleven hours driving, you get fourteen

(23:35):
hours on duty, all right, if that makes any sense,
But you only get to drive eleven of those. So
typically a driver, a decent driver, gets between five and
six d miles a day and that's what you get.
And so then so then you're old lady. She can
jump in the driver's seat and keep driving. So you
guys covered double the distance and the amount of time. Right, yes,

(23:57):
Like I said, we left Santa Marie, calif only a yesterday. Coach.
We're almost in Technas right now, coach, you you're always
on the road. Coach. What's the most beautiful beautiful area
in the United States of America? Las Vegas? The green
felt entertaining coach, I'm talking beautiful beautiful, It would be

(24:20):
Niagara Falls is really great when I went, um, obviously
up there actually around you guys, what was it called Gatlinburg? Oh? Yeah,
smoky the smoky Yeah that was great. But you know,
for beauty, it's it's definitely Niagara Falls. You know, you
get everything. What about nebrask Colliage? Who Nobraska? Coach? You

(24:45):
just close your eyes and just HOPA Montenda is pretty
beautiful with the sceneage, but there's literally it's like a dust.
So how do y'all do that? Come? No? One in
the brass guy? Because hey, where are you from? Here
we go, coach? You want to date this dude? What's

(25:06):
where are you from? I'm from a miss Station, Alabama.
That's all right, interesting, they're just living live on the
open road. Hey, coach, Timmy, you got you got a
coach shirt or sweatshirt anything? Yes, you do have one? Okay,
I was gonna say, we're gonna send you one if
you don't. Hey, when do you listen to the You
listen to the pod right when we posted? Or you
day behind? What do you do? I try to listen

(25:28):
to but you know, sometimes I don't know exactly when
you'll posted, so it's at least by three four pm.
I try to I'll try to listen to it. But
if not, if you'll have it up by then, that
my day is over by you know, six seven, So
I'll definitely listen to it the next day. That way,
you know, I'm listening to a while drive. Y'all make
me laugh, so, hey, it's great. Coach, does your lady

(25:51):
like the show or she just kind of let you
do that. She's kind of stuck listen to it now.
She sleeps while you listen. Yeah. She every time I
listened to it and it starts, uh, she's like and
so soo say y'all cole intro And she doesn't really
listen to She just listened to the cause me. So
she obviously likes it. She just thinks that are kind

(26:13):
of crazy and tipper. You know, back back to the
Crafts table, to five, six, and eight in the field.
How much you're putting on each to all about one
on the eight, one on the sixth, one on the five,
and then you put sixty on the field because the
field doesn't hit every time right right, and it's one bet,

(26:37):
but but your bet stay up there. They stay so
even if you don't hit the field, one of those
three up there are going to hit right because the
field covers every other number half of what you're gonna
bet up top on the field. So if you hit
the field and you don't hit the up top, you're
making you're making sixty dollars. You understand, Yeah, I know,

(26:58):
I understand, and you even do you do it even
on the come out roll here we go, yeahs coach,
And how many will you leave it there for? Because
you can remove the number bets right, you leave until
it hit here you want, but but will you get
but you get a feeling sometimes you just remove it
or will you leave it there just as long as
it will go? Yeah, coaching, it's called rolling the dice. Hey, Tim,

(27:26):
give us one of the honks. Honk it up, all right,
have a go. Can I tell you what that was? Actually? Hey, Tim,
you can call anytime you want. Dude. We may not
be here, but calls up. Hey, We're gonna call you again, dude,
good call, pimp. All right, man, appreciate you talking about

(27:48):
UC just a little bit, boy about walking up UFC.
We'll back it up. Let's talk some that, dam I
love you. Hey, we can talk mass with all Usman
this weekend. Ousman's gonna kill him, knock him out by
the second round. I like it. You just put him

(28:09):
in his place to him, good job. I mean I
would love for that to happen. I would love for
that to happen because Usman is so boring and he
does nothing in his fights. It's terrible to watch he
doesn't do he doesn't do crap and he and he
wins by doing nothing, which is so boring. When I
tune into a fight, I want to see fighting, and
he just fighting. He finds some way that and I

(28:31):
just don't understand. You know what I've learned about UFC coach.
Anybody can win and you want like, I love That's
what I love about it. People going to fights and
like it's gonna end this way one No, no, no,
I don't sleep on the little guy, don't sleep on
the little skinny guy versus the big dude. Like, I
love it absolutely, Tim you want us to get you

(28:55):
followers on Instagram or you care about that? No, I'm
good on that coach. You know I'm a I'm an
ugly guy. You know, come on, coaches just winning a
couple of jeez at acause you know he doesn't want
no Instagram fame. He's cleaning up, leaving town. He knows
what the rs, what he looks like. Look, the dude
makes sixty cents of my He's got a chick in

(29:17):
the back sleeping right now. He makes a lot of
money in Vegas. Let's just be really didn't need anything
he's good man at five six and eight. I'm ready
to go to Vegas right now. Timmy's killing it a life. Hey, Jimmy,
you put it on black for men only. Yeah, I
put it on black for you and video. I didn't
have a good day, all right, see a coach? Alright, alright,

(29:42):
that's it. Let's go home, boys. That was a lot
of fun. That's great, and he makes me look good.
That's how you book a guest right there. Hey, if
you guys ever want to get rid of me, just
hired Timmy. Man. He's great, maybe better than me and you, dude,
that's true, Dude. He had some insight on craps gambling.
I thought he just playing beat the streak. The dude
knows more about crap up in any of us. Eddie's
a recreational gambler and the guy dominating recreational idiot crush

(30:04):
your dreams and each taught lunch stuff about black Jake,
what are you saying you don't hit on eleven? I wait,
hold on, so are you can kid met tim It's
a very interesting strategy, one I've never heard before. So
that's why I wanted to hear him out. And I'm
gonna have to do some research on that. I think
that's preference, coach. I don't think it's strategy. It's strategy.
It is a strategy. And I also say I love

(30:25):
how he plays craps. I do the same thing. But
what I'm saying is you can. You can lose some money,
but it's a phenomenal strategy. Coach. On a single number,
A little too much for Daddy. On a single number, Coach,
he has spread out one twenty times three. He has
three hundred and sixty and then four twenty per dice roll.

(30:46):
I don't make truck driver money, Coach. So that's a
little too much for me. Now, I understand that. But
you can dumb it down. You can do it down
to forty on each number, and then twenty on the field.
He's not saying you have to bet that much, get it.
But I wrote it down so I know that crunch
the number. Let me ask you, guys this lunch. You
can help me if you would, if you'd lead me
to water on this one, yes I will. I can

(31:07):
leave you to water. I can't teach you to drink water.
When when I was an addict, what I found with
camp Okay, state your name. State your name, and then
what's your vice? So, guys, when it's Sisan and I
was a gambler an addict, um, it's Sisson anyways, guys,
So when I was an addict, I found it was

(31:29):
a lot better online in person. Isn't it difficult to
put those individual bets on numbers? People get rushed and
throw the dice when you're not even ready. No, no,
they hold the guy, They hold him, and that you
just throw it out there. Tell the guy you can
throw it in and just drop it on the table
and he'll do it. It's really easy, and it's but
do you signal to the guy rolling the dice or
the dealer like heyer? Okay, you know, would be a

(31:51):
funny video because we have to go incognito. But it
would be a funny video. Nobody will recognize it if
ray No, no, no, I'm saying, like when we record
it incognito as and don't don't show us record in it.
But then you go to a pretty decent table with
like fifty limits. Where we getting this table? No, we're
in Vegas again. We live in a state that doesn't
have a game d Indiana. It's a couple of hours

(32:14):
and you go to a table that's real, be serious.
You're driving and everyone's placing their bets and then they're like,
all right, we're getting ready to roll or whatever. And
then that's when you're like, hold on, I'm not ready yet.
And you got your like, you know, one little fifty
dollars and you just keep moving it from number to number,
and they're like, all right, we're rolling now, hold on,
won't let me saying I can't make up my mind,
and you hold up the table that will never happen.

(32:35):
Roll it, dude, what have you say? No? No, no,
hold that wait wait wait wait time wait wait, they'll
they'll push you back. Well, they get judgment, so even
if though you said wait, they'll be like we said,
go right, and then fine, and then they pick up
the dice and then he holds it again. Then you
do it every role, how many roles you can delay them.
I don't think you're just They were just dealers pissed

(32:57):
and be like whatever, we don't want no bat no
bat no bat dice areroute dice are out. And Ray
gets I think Ray gets intimidated because he doesn't really
know how to play craps, and so there's a lot
of people and the bubble craps right where it's action.
When there's a lot of people people jumping up and
down and you don't really know what you're doing, it
can be intimidating. That's why I always tell people, if

(33:18):
you want to learn how to play craps, go at
two o'clock in afternoon when there's no one at the
table and the dealer can teach you. Then you can
come back at night and kind of know what's going
on and you can be part of the party because
it is the most fun game in the casino because
there are so many people. The hoop law, the hurrahs,
the cheers, it's a blast, Coach, And for me, I

(33:39):
just want to clarify, Coach, a majority of my addiction
was on online craps. I'm just not skilled in person.
They do it way too fast. Online you can take
as long as you want putting now money on numbers.
You can take the money off numbers, you can throw
it back on It's amazing. What's taking you so long,
Coach to decide your numbers online? Because online you'll put
twenty dollars on each number. You'll cover twenty number or

(34:00):
not twenty you'll cover the three, four, five, six, eight nine.
You just say how much that is? Times it throw
up two hundred bucks and the guy saying he'll put
it there for you. My point is online, I mean
you do it instantaneously. In person, you got the guy
what and you got another guy throwing dice up your nuts. No,
they'll hold them. They put the stick. They do. Cous

(34:21):
I just got drilled by the dice because I'm trying
to put down money on. You have to keep one
eye on the shooter and make sure he's not right
at they're not taking your bet. But what I'm saying
is those dicing out online, you got all the time
in the world you need. You can strategize, you can
write stuff down, you can flip a coin. Man. When
you got those dice rolling, it is fast and quick,
and that's I feel like that's how they get people

(34:42):
flustered and they win the money. In vague, I don't
think people get flustered. Coach may be the only ones
you kid me. I was freaking out. I was panicking.
I got my money and ran out of the lot.
I've seen you. He gets worried. He does stress. Ray
has social anxiety. Like you don't realize this about Ray,
but he has very I think I read something bad.
I think it's called sensory overload. Is that what it is?

(35:04):
That where there's just too much going on and you
get it you're anxious because he does. I mean, it
just freaks him out. Like he's like, I'm gonna go
over to the bubble craps and it's like, okay, I mean,
but Tim, he helps us with some gambling. Tim was awesome.
And you know who else wants to help you with gambling?
Pete Rose? He has signed on. This is great, this
is great. He has signed on with Uptick Trade and

(35:26):
he will tell you what baseball game to bet that night.
And are people controlling the games like he did? He
never controlled, He never controlled them. He never lost on purpose.
Like what's O. J. Simpson doing opening up a glove shop?
Like he should not be allowed to do this? Wait? Wait,
when Pete Rose just been on his own games? Now,
he wouldn't bet on the Reds. He would bet on
other games, but alleged he said he never been on

(35:48):
the Reds, but he always been on the Reds. If
he did to win, he never bet them to lose.
They never blew games. He never threw games about Charlie Hustle,
would never throw a game. Who Charlie Hustle? Who the
is Charlie Hustle. Okay, so he said, listen, I am
not betting on these games. He's not even answer that

(36:11):
by work by me working with Uptick. I'm not trying
to hurt Rob Manfred. I'm not trying to show him
up by doing that because he's still hitting in the
Hall of Fame because he was betting on baseball. I'm
trying to make a living like everyone else. I'm not
making a bet on a baseball I'm picking a baseball game,
using my knowledge to pick a game for whoever is
working with Uptick. So you can go to uptick dot

(36:31):
whatever the heck it is. I don't even know. It's
some website out of Mexico, and Pete Rose's pick of
the day will be there and that's who you should
bet on. So if you suck at gambling, you can
listen to Pete Rose and he'll tell you who to pick.
Who does he have today? I haven't looked, but that's
funny to me that he is now he gets in trouble.
He's not in the Hall of Fame, a lifetime band
from baseball for betting on baseball, and they say, hey, man,

(36:55):
keep your nose clean and maybe we'll let you back in.
And instead of betting on baseball, he's telling you who
to bet on baseball. Hilarious. That means he doesn't want
to be in the Hall of Fame, right and he
didn't care. I think it means because if you really
wanted to, you wouldn't even mess with us. I agree
with you. I think this is him what he says
he's doing, like he's saying, I'm not trying to give
it to baseball or you know, shove it their nose. No,

(37:15):
this is exactly what I'm trying to do. I think
he's have a warning. This is a deep tease after
you're done. He is eighty years old. He believes that
they are never going to let him into the Hall
of Fame. And this is him saying, screw you, guys,
I'm gonna skirt around those little rules that you put
in place for me to have a chance at the
Hall of Fame. And it's hilarious. Didn't your cousin Andrew

(37:36):
meet him in my cousin Andrew when we went for
a fantasy cousin cousin. So we were there there, he wasn't.
We were there. You were there. You were there. We
were there for a fantasy football draft, and we all
had to remember dress like a check. Yeah, we had
a drafted like you do right now before you're married. Uh.

(38:01):
I never swung that way. It was a dare. Pete
Rose was doing a signing and my cousin wasn't in
the fantasy football league. So he's like, you know what,
I'm gonna go meet Pete Rose. He went and got
a picture and everything, and then he dropped his camera
later in the pool and he doesne that a picture,
but he said, he tells me this that he goes.
I did not believe. I do not have the picture

(38:22):
with Pete Rose. Wait, he dropped the camera in the
pool and on that trip later like he went home
and he didn't upload it to the computer or whatever,
but he had it on the camera and then he
dropped it in a pool or something and it was corrupt.
And now he does not have the picture with Pete
Rose that he hiked across Vegas to get and the
freaking heat in the middle of the summer and he

(38:44):
has nothing to show for it. But that that that
that weekend, though, weren't you so jealous that night that
Ray couldn't come with us? Instead he hung out with
three chicks? Why not? It was two chicks before I
was married. Yeah, because they thought he was the gay
best friend. Because they painted his finger nails and his
toe nails. He said they were like trying on dresses

(39:04):
and stuff. They were Canadian. Yeah, so I wasn't jealous
at all. I wasn't jealous one bit. Like if he
came back and said we had a naked pillow fight, okay,
i'd have been jealous. But did you have a naked
I couldn't. I wasn't attempting to do that. Eddie was
before I was married. No, they were just painting his
freaking nails. Uh. Here was what I deeped. He used

(39:26):
a second ago. Guys, as much as I love talking
free Uh so, here's the deal with the Pete Rose,
with the people that are experts. Everybody's an expert, okay
until you pay for their services. So this is me
warning you. I fell down the same the same hole
when I was an addict. I went to a guy
named Parlay Travy. He he charged two hundred and forty

(39:53):
a pick two dollars. So what I did is I
upfront gave him the two hundred forty dollars. Then I
would get listeners to give me money. So I didn
it up only costing me seventy dollars and I would
get a two pick. I did it for a weekend,
maybe a couple other weekends. During addiction. Sometimes you're forgetting
it blends together. What I am saying though, is I
paid for an expert pick two d forty dollars on

(40:14):
a Friday night. I won't forget it. I needed the
Tampa Bay Devil Rays to win. That's what he gave
me money line, Tampa Bay Devil Rays will win. Last
now is pitching. I paid him two for a money
line pick and it missed. Okay, so that was done.
The next day, a Saturday, he tells me the Milwaukee
Bucks money line again. They were a huge favorite. So

(40:36):
if his pick misses, do you get a free pick? Next? Yes,
you get a free pick. But my point is this.
The next night he missed the Milwaukee Bucks got beat
by the Rockets at the last second. Then on that Sunday,
couldn't even tell you the team because I was already
so mad at the guy. The point is this, that
whole weekend he missed every damn pick. But you go
to his Instagram, He's winning, here's money, here's throwing up

(40:59):
a nice pen. Say is it's awesome when I push
comes to shove and you pay people for their picks.
So far, I don't know if it's any better than
you're picking them yourself. And I will hang up and listen.
I learned the hard way. Don't don't follow me, Coach.
Let's spend a little more time on this. Well last
now has been lights out this season, just so you know,
what was it like in the heart of your addiction, Coach?

(41:19):
Was it just dark and sad? Did you feel lonely? Coach?
The people that say it was a roller coaster, I
think put it best. It was a roller coaster, the
highest of highs, the lowest of lows. You don't want that.
Life is all about keeping your emotions pretty even, keel
when your kids born, boom, shoot up, when you have
a death in the family, shoot down. Gambling does those

(41:42):
shoot ups and shoot downs that you should never enforce
on yourself, allow life to give you those highs and
lows instead of gambling. See. I think when you're addicted, though,
I don't think you ever get the ups and you
can hit one, you can hit a big win, but
you're still like, oh I can do bad. Ray. Did
you ever feel that? Did you ever feel like you

(42:02):
got a hit and you're like, still not good enough?
I need more. I mean, I tell you what, the
hits were great. That that was what kept me coming back.
The hitting a parlay, a three team er. It's an
amazing feeling. You're chugging the drinks, and I would combine
my gambling with alcohol, So I mean it was a
drug fueled rage that I would get into. And the
highs were amazing, but the lows or when you wake

(42:23):
up on a floor and you realize you just got
cleaned out and you got a hangover. Now, I prefer
to just have my hangovers without being rock bottom in
my life. Did you lose family members because of your addiction? Coach? Like?
Did they stop talking to you? No? I did you
have any enablers? No? I didn't. Probably are you I
didn't give any credit. I didn't give him a voucher.

(42:44):
I mean his wedding. I mean, I feel bad saying
his wedding gift was a game, was gambling money. I
still need to give him a wedding President. I'm not mean, Coach,
I feel I feel terrible now. My wedding gift to
you was enabling your vice, your dirtion, dirty money, holy crap.
And that was my addiction. Money feeding your addiction. Guys,

(43:07):
hopefully I can put a pen to paper and write
a book. It's way too much. I think no, I
think you should because you're inspiring a lot of people
out there that was they're struggling from the same thing. Coach.
But but, but my point is this, I have all
terrible gambling addiction. Coach. I have commercials that run. I
am a huge supporter. It can be a beautiful thing.
The high or the high fives you're given with family members.
You got little Johnny and you put five dollars the

(43:29):
guy at the sports book when you don't even know him,
but you're cheering for the same team, and instantly you're bonding.
You look into each other's eyes. You have the orioles.
I have the orioles. We are automatically best friends and
all of a sudden you're high five in and whoa,
cheers and drinks. That is what gambling can do. It
can bring you together with complete strangers that you will

(43:50):
never learn their name, you will never learn where they're from,
but you have one common interest, the Baltimore Orioles. And
that's what it is all about. Sounds like meth coach,
same thing. I mean. It brings people together, never know
who they are. You're Toby Lunch on a corner with
a bunch of drug ass like I need the Baltimore oils.
That's what cocaine can do for you. If you take

(44:12):
cocaine to a party, guess what. A lot of people
show up. You gotta snort together. You become friends that night. Whoa,
and then you don't see him again. But that's what
it does. I mean, the atmosphere and the same thing
in a sports book is there's nothing like it. There's
nothing like you. And when you guys won the Cleveland
Brown's bet, when you guys went, there was nothing like

(44:34):
because half the people in that sports book are rooting
against you and half are rooting with you. And the
home run is hit and half the sports book. Yeah,
and at the sports book, it you know how you go.
I love the sports book, I truly do. And sometimes
I'll be quiet depending on the crowd who are who
they're cheering for. Ada morning pretty quiet. Yeah, yeah, but

(44:54):
I'm talking a raging Saturday Friday when I do go
out to Vegas. But my point at South Beach would
tell me he hate the sports book. He would always
place his bets and drive home because he said he
couldn't stand to be around other people with his bet,
even if they're rooting for him. He they jinks him.
If it's somebody against him, it pisses him off. So
you're going. So he would place the bet, and he
said even before the game started he was out of

(45:15):
that sports book. Interesting, he was totally against it. Even
when I hung out with him, never watching a sports book.
We go back to the room, we'd go find a
pool TV that nobody else is watching. But he just
couldn't even turn it on Real Housewives, Coach. That's a
real addict when you can't even watch, do you know?
I mean, you know why gambling is a problem, right, Like, No,
I don't. Usually the only time gambling is a problem

(45:38):
was when you you don't understand the fact that you
can lose everything that you have. Like, like, that's the
only problem with gambling. That's deep. It's set up guys
for all you guys listening and and girls and just
guys in generals. What I'm saying, I just boys. But like, really,
gambling is fun as long as you understand that you

(45:59):
have a bet your chance of losing that money than
actually winning the money. So if you understand that and
that's not a problem to you, you can afford that
that's not gonna hurt your family, not gonna hurt your kids,
not gonna hurt the future, meals that you're gonna have
for your table at home, then that's okay. Have fun.
But if it's gonna affect that part of your life,
that's when it becomes a problem. Deep, coach, that's when

(46:20):
you start calling that number, that ray head a call coach.
I'm gonna start running that as a p s A.
That was deep what you just touched on that needs
to run at two am on stations of Creek like
alcohol or drugs and everything else that people like to
do to have fun, that's all great. But if you're
doing that Monday morning, Tuesday morning, Tuesday night, Tuesday afternoon
Wednesday night, you're missing your job. You're then then you

(46:42):
got a problem. You're the one that's done it during podcast.
So which one's let's say what about okay? For example,
if you're a recovering gambling attict like Ray, Yes, was
a dark dark hole, dark dark place, would you say
fantasy sports are okay? Or is that? I think fantasy

(47:02):
sports is the marijuana drugs. It's the gateway, It's the
come on, man, everyone's doing this. It's legal in some states. Man,
Like whatever, Look you don't you need to stay away
from it, don't you agree? Ray? Like, well, I'm doing
Beat the Street, but but you're not. You're see I
saw someone tweet about beat the streak. Isn't that gamblet? No,
it's not. Why Ray is not risking anything on Beat

(47:22):
the Street. He has a chance to win. How much money?
Five six million, five point six million? How much money
are you putting down to make picks zero? There? But
how much stress and anxiety is it causing you? How
much tension in the household is it causing? I don't
think that's a big deal. I think it could be
if you get up there in numbers and you're so
stressed out about who to pick and are you crying

(47:43):
right now? What's wrong? Well? Are you tearing up my
fantasy basketball team? Guys? Hey, you got choked up. I'm
a recovering fantasy Okay, I admit look cheated. Ros. I
joined with some of the people the Sore Losers Nation.
They created a fantasy basketball league. Chris and coming in Taylor.

(48:08):
They invited all of us. They put it up in
Twitter and said, hey, does anybody want to play? And
I applied, yes, I'll play. I don't have time to
check that stuff. So I have been great all season,
and now all of a sudden, everybody's sides they're not
gonna play anymore. Kawai Leonard has decided that he is
going to take the week off because he has some

(48:29):
soreness in his foot. It's like he decided, listen, I'm
gonna get you through the season and then I'm gonna
screw you like I screwed the San Antonio Spurs, and
I'm gonna sit out in the playoff week. So here
we are playoff week and he is out for the
fantasy fantasy so here, I am in the number one

(48:52):
seed and I need him. Last night, I need him
to bring me back. I had dropped and picked up
two or three player there is just so I can
have a lineup last night and I left Kauai in
there and last minute he's out and I get zero points,
And now my season is going down the drain, and
I have to deal with it because I'm playing with
team I'm playing against Beal with It, and be Beal

(49:15):
with It is winning soon. You mispronounced deal with it right? No,
no bal like Bradley Beal, and he is beating me.
And I have a few days until Sunday to make
this gap up. But now with one of my stars
Kawhi Leonard out for the week, I don't know where
I'm gonna get the production. And it looks like my
season is going down in flames. So on Sunday, when

(49:36):
I'm in a really bad mood and my season is
over after being so good all year and everybody being hurt,
You're gonna understand why. Okay, coach Kauai, could you again,
we get it? But listen, go to the website NBC
Sports dot com slash edge, and it will give you
up to the minute updates and if a guy is
gonna play or not so there you go. NBC Sports

(49:59):
dot Com m slash Edge. It was Rhoda World. They
have now changed and then bought out by NBC Sports. Oh, Nurkic,
he's coming back from injury. We're gonna rest him. Last
night for injury management. It says page you're looking for
cannot be found. Maybe they went out of business. NBC
dot Com slash Edge, NBC Sports coach. I was very

(50:20):
upset last night, very upset, frustrated, and I woke up
this morning as I'm brushing my teeth and I think,
you know, listen, they have an investment, hundreds of millions
of dollars invested in these guys. So I understand resting
them if they're hurt. It's the long game, and they're
not thinking about our fantasy. But as a fantasy player,
it is sad to see everything come crashing down. Gilghis

(50:40):
Alexander for the the Okay, see thunder. He was supposed
to be out a month with planner fasciitis, be back
mid April. Mid April comes playoffs. Here here he comes. Oh,
we're gonna sit him another two weeks. So there goes
another one of my point guards. All right, see you later.
You're hurt, done for the season, not gonna do me
any good. You Kauai homes for us accremento the center.

(51:01):
He's hurt. I mean, it's unbelievable, you know. On a
side note, I really like the name Beal with it,
so I changed your mind to lunch Cocks. That's his name.
No mine is. All I do is win. I'm playing
Bill with a Taylor Caraway and he's whooping me. Does
he have Bradley Beal on his team? I don't know
if he. I don't think he does, now that I

(51:21):
think about it. Now now let me let me look.
I might be wrong, but I do not believe he
has Bradley Beal. Um, if you don't mind me asking,
what is the purse at? You want to know the
honest answer. I have no idea, Coach, tell me a lie.
I have no idea. Because someone said, hey, Lunch, if
you play, I'll pay for your entry fee. So guess what. Okay,
I'll play for free. And here I am playing great

(51:42):
all season and now it's coming to an end and
it's so fresh. Guys, heads up, if you're doing fantasy baseball.
Evan Longoria is out. He's not playing today against the Phillies.
Thank you coach for Beat the Street. Yes, thank you,
NBC Sports dot Com slash edge coach, thank you. I
am playing fantasy baseball and speaking of I have Patrick
Corban starting pitcher Washington Nationals and last time out two winnings,

(52:04):
pitch nine urn runs. So last night pitching, I want
to pick the hitter for Beat the Street. Yeah, exactly.
So last night he's playing against the Cardinals. I said,
you know what, Corbyn, you're on the bench, and he
goes out six shutout innings. Five k's hold up. Breaking news,
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(52:24):
feeling some side effects from his second dose of COVID nineteen.
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is a fantastic website. It was Rhoda World. Don't know
what happened there behind, but they just got a new name.

(52:45):
I guess I used it all the time when I
used to be in the heart of my addiction. And
now since the clean I just occasionally go to the
website and laugh at my old me. Hey, couldn't that great.
Once you're out of the whole coach of addiction, you're
like just looking at it being like, that's not me anymore. Coach.
The real thing was the wife said, do you need

(53:06):
to go to rehab? And I said, I don't think
it's a true and you said no, no, no, is
that a song? Unfortunately it sounded nothing like the song called.
I said no, no, no, no, that doesn't sound anything
like it. I was more to rehab, but I said no, no, no.

(53:30):
Then she died because she didn't go to rehab. She
should have needed rehab, coach. So then your wife is like,
do you need rehab? You said, I don't think it's
that kind of addiction. I told her that I should
be able to beat it alone. I proved that I
have been able to. It's been three weeks. Boys, God
bless I am clean. So you told her no, I

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don't need So you did Amy Winehouse and say no, no, no,
I can do this on my own. I told her
it wasn't It's not like a porn addiction. It's not
an alcohol addiction, gamble, those are part well. I don't know.
I don't know. I don't know how you the porn
on the computer and the guys drinks every weekend. I

(54:18):
don't know how you delineate between the addictions and how
hard each is to beat. Is there a scale of
the difficult ones? Correct? I believe gambling is at the
very bottom of that. And what's at the top of
your addiction list right now? The most difficult, I don't know.
It's the drugs. I've never tried, Coach, but I'm don
know yours. Yours personally, Coach, it was gambling, but I
told my wife that I would be able to beat it.

(54:40):
She gave me access to no money, and God bless
her with no money. And I do have an allowance
of eleven dollars a week, boys, so use it wisely
at those gas stations. So you are gambling in eleven
a week? No, I have eleven dollars to spending Walmart. No. No,
she pays for growth even gas, but Coach, I can spend.

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You're like Britney. She has like the She's Britney spears
Dad and you she is in charge of your state.
Eleven dollars of spending money a week, Coach, don't put
it like that. She's been an absolute blessing in my life.
I know this is nothing on her, Coach, I have
it right here. Ray is only around eleven dollars a week.
Showing the camera. I can't see it, Coach. So I
have ten nineties seven left for this week? Boy, how

(55:26):
am I going to spend that? What did you wait?
What did your support? Like? How the hell did you
what did you buy? Already? Coach? It's and it's Wednesday,
so it's do you not eat lunch? No? No, no,
she probably makes lunch. Stop. It's also one of those
accounts where you can like invest, so I mean maybe

(55:47):
I invested four since okay, so you know, investing sometimes
it's a form of gambling. Well, the stock market is
just gambling, but it's for it sounds better. It sounds better, Coach.
It sounds better because it says stocks and it's street
in the Dow Jones. You may be feeding your addiction
with with coach, I'm really not. You can say that
and kid around, but it's not I know this is no,

(56:08):
no no, So it's not funny to joke. Addiction is
not funny joke about like, it's not isn't a joke?
You're investing money, Coach on Stock March is the same
as games. Eleven dollars Coach, So um, yeah, that's what
they all say. It was just the next day. It's
just a beer. It's just one beer. It's just one
shot its breakfast, it's just one bottom, just one leader

(56:30):
of vodka, just one man, it's just one video. On Friday,
I hope to spend five of those dollars on maybe
a little dessert at Baskin Robbins. On Saturday, I will
bring more than five dollars, more than five bucks. Dude,
you're already out of money. I mean that's nineteen nineties prices.
So Saturday, I will spend the remaining four dollars on
something fun, maybe a white claw. Um, I'll go to

(56:51):
the gas station and spend my four dollars on a claw.
God bless boys. Four dollars, you can probably get a
candy bar. Maybe you can put a on payment on
the news I on once. Oh, can I buy an
n F T from you lunch for four dollars? No,
they're not that cheap. I'm still waiting for another pack
you got? You got one? Yeah, yeah, there's one I

(57:12):
could pre order and I got it and I sold
my first card for twenty three bucks. So right now,
how much money have you made? Three total? Yeah? That's
what have you invested in this? All right? Does that
sounds lucrative? I don't get it. And one guy did
email and saying I'm doing it all wrong, that he
heard us talking about it, and he's been able to
score two packs and he's made a couple hundred bucks

(57:32):
on cards that he's sold. But how are you doing
it wrong? I haven't been able to get like he.
He just got lucky in the queues and he got
the packs. I haven't been that lucky. I've been in
there and I just haven't got internet. You need to
get something besides Xfinity, bro, No, I got I got
the fast internet. Fools got all there. It's lunch bucks.
Can I can get that true fiber at my house?
Please not past this internet around. I have a T

(57:55):
T man. They came out and they hooked it up
a T NT right whatever, a T and T, a
T T whatever it's called. I got it. It's good,
That's all I know. Did you see the news Zions.
They're pretty there. They look pretty cool. Check it out. Hey, wait,
thinking that shoe, does the soul stay on it? Uh?
That was yeah. I think it's not gonna blow what
they called the zion ones. Man, I kind of like it.

(58:17):
Do you see the z here? Look? Okay, I guess
you don't care. I'm not in his shoes, coach either mine.
It just popped up and I was like, Oh, those
don't look actually bad. It's the first time I've ever
heard you talk about shoes, That's what I'm saying. They
just popped up and I was like, Oh, those don't
look too like. No, I won't buy hell no, I
won't buy them. Coach. Did you say the souls because
they broke apart that one game? Yes? That that was

(58:39):
a deep joke. Coach. I just finally got it. Hey,
breaking news, Oh got you? Coaches? Just wanting a big
birthday shout out on Wednesday, APE to Raymond blah ha,
We're going to celebrate at the beach Porto Rancas, Poor day.
I introduced ray to the sore losers over here ago
and he has been listening faithfully since. I think he
even wants to take guys do a Ruba coach. I

(59:01):
know we will be listening, relaxing in the Texas sun
on a poor day sand, drinking alcohol, probably a bit
more than we should. I'm hoping y'all read my email
before then and give a big birthday shout out on
the Wednesday podcast. He didn't try to get me a
birthday shout out last month, so I wanted to surprise
him with one. You know, women coaches have been scoring
some wins lately anyhow, just one who wish Ray big

(59:23):
Daddy happy birthday. I just want to let y'all know,
lunch boxes in Raymundo and Eddie, we always look forward
to the podcast. Thanks for what you do for sore
losers Nation. Love you coaches hook them Melissa, So, happy birthday, Daddy,
Big Daddy Ray, Big Daddy Ray. Ray emails from people
with our same names, it gets confusing as hell, and

(59:45):
I'll have but it's his birthday, coach, especially day for
Big Dog Ray Ray. He's on the beach, dude, He's
got ass in the sand. Guys, the best way for
those birthday shoutouts is on cameo. Yeah, I hit it up.
Lunch Box on cameo, Lunchbox on cameo, Send me a M.
I'll give you a free one. That's your your MISTAKEM
missing all I've already done too. It's good. Good for you. Hey,

(01:00:06):
send me d MS. I mean, Eddie, did you also
pass on IBM in the eighties? I mean, why would
you not take advantage of this crocket chip that cameos?
These guys are my friends. I'm not taking money from them,
did you? We not just talked to one of my friends,
Tim today. Those are my blood Tim. He referred to
me like I was a brother. I would say, I'm
almost forming stronger relationships with our listeners than you are.

(01:00:29):
But then on the side, I'm saying, hey, but let's
get some cameos going for you guys. Lunchbox Radio, Lunchbox on,
cameo on dude, Hey at producer Eddie on Instagram, Send
me a DM. I'll send you a video. Just look
at look at lunch Box looking good? Boom all right?
Anything else? On this Wednesday? They were good Coach, Happy
hump day. Thank you guys for your thoughts and prayers.

(01:00:52):
Together we can all beat addiction. God bless you guys.
Ten dollars and nine seven cents left on the week.
It's beautiful. Let me know how I should spend my money.
I've thrown around some stuff at gas stations, funans, candy bars,
not a lot you can buy for eleven dollars. But
if you have ideas, let me know and I will
hang up and listen. Right. Just just know you're not

(01:01:15):
alone in this, all right. We're here for you. But
if you ever knew anything, just call me. Dude. I
don't know how to give you a referral, so I won't.
I'm in the back alley getting one dollar bills from Lunchbucks.
Come on, man, hey, and just for you, Ray, I'm
gonna stop gambling for a little bit. That was deep, Coach.
You just sent it here, Coach, like like a little

(01:01:35):
bit like two minutes all right now, seriously, damn man,
the over on San Francisco. They might be another one
of those four inning ers seven got you agoin