Ray Wants To Give Up On The Sore Losers

In this episode Ray has decided we need to give up on Sore Losers and try a different type of show. Lunchbox recaps his trip to the pumpkin patch and all the drama involved with picking out some freaking pumpkins. Plus Ray had a run in with a douchebag and Lunchbox also had a battle with a douchebag this week on the soccer field. Also we have your locks of the weekend! 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
They took my chair. Man, my chair is gone. Like
first they took my mic, Now they took my chair.

Speaker 2 (00:09):
No, say what you originally said? You said they took
my good chair.

Speaker 1 (00:13):
Yeah, that's what I said. I mean, hello, I actually.

Speaker 2 (00:18):
Took mine too. Yeah, I don't use it.

Speaker 1 (00:20):
Your chair is gone, dude, Oh my gosh, oh boy.

Speaker 2 (00:25):
I always put my hat in that chair. I get
it's inconsequential, but I prefer to put my hat in
that chair then on the ground.

Speaker 1 (00:33):
Oh no, So I have a hard plastic chair. So
this this POD's gonna have to be short because my
ass is gonna hurt.

Speaker 2 (00:38):
Yeah, I'm hard too.

Speaker 1 (00:40):
Oh well whatever, you know what I'm saying, Like, I'm
not used to sitting in this uncomfortable chair, but we'll
do it. Hey, So my guys, arnold, we don't care
about your comfortability. Okay, we know you're locked and loaded.
It's the weekend, it's Friday.

Speaker 2 (00:55):
I mean, what are you talking about due to my headphones.
We're not supposed talk about headphones, are I'm hearing myself
in a third dimension. I'm actually seeing a bird's eye
view of myself on this planet, and I'm a football
field above myself. Wow, this is weird.

Speaker 3 (01:12):
They go condomless. Oh, the headphones are throwing me out?

Speaker 1 (01:15):
Ower mind? Does my mic sound okay?

Speaker 2 (01:17):
No? You sound good?

Speaker 1 (01:17):
Good Because I had to take a mic from a
different stand and move it back to my original position,
I feel more comfortable. I think it sounds better.

Speaker 2 (01:24):
You are now an audio engineer. Yes, whoooo, Ray, I'm
gonna tear the ass out of next Gen after this.

Speaker 1 (01:33):
I don't They don't know what that is, and either
do I.

Speaker 2 (01:36):
And I told you off air that I really needed
to talk about this WWE video.

Speaker 1 (01:40):
Yeah, please let me hear about it. And should we
do it after the intro?

Speaker 2 (01:42):
Yeah, it was such hot tea piping hot tea that
I needed to save it for a hot mic.

Speaker 1 (01:48):
Okay, let's let's start the show. Dude, I am here
on a Friday, Ray, I got a tea time. No,
I don't have a t time. Man, it's they do
this thing in schools here called fall bright. Do I
need to turn down the lights?

Speaker 2 (02:01):
Do I need to shut in my Tigers stadium right now?
What is happened? I can't eveit see when I turned
to the left.

Speaker 1 (02:10):
No, I they have this thing called fall break, So
my baby Box has been off school all week, and
so we kept the two home. The other two home
yesterday and today so they could all spend time together.
So there is no tea time. Golf. I don't even
know what golf is. I told my wife that yesterday.
I was like, golf, what's that? And she was like

(02:34):
shut up? And I was like, no, no, no, Like
you made the joke in Vegas when we walk by
the cashire and you go, what is that? Said? Same thing.
Haven't played golf before? It was before Vegas that I
played golf.

Speaker 3 (02:44):
Go ahead, it's this right here.

Speaker 1 (02:47):
Oh man, What a feeling, What an emotion.

Speaker 3 (02:50):
When you get close? You're seven feet out? Here's the putt?

Speaker 1 (02:56):
Oh man?

Speaker 2 (02:58):
Right, that's getting me going.

Speaker 1 (03:01):
H that sounds awesome.

Speaker 2 (03:02):
All right, we're gonna do it live, Arnold, get your
voice ready, Jesus, do it one more time, Jesus.

Speaker 3 (03:10):
Okay, that sounds better. Put a little nuts under your.

Speaker 2 (03:13):
Voice, Jesus. Now, I guess it's always gonna be high
like that. We're gonna do it live. Ray, you already
said that. We oh the two three so losers, Arnold?

Speaker 1 (03:28):
What up? Everybody? I am Lunchbox. I know the most
about sports. So I'll give you the sports facts, my
sports opinions, because I'm pretty much a sports genius.

Speaker 2 (03:37):
What if you're Ha scissor Ray Moond. I'm gonna try
and do this intro like Pat McAfee, efficient fast and
on hyper speed. I'm from the North. I'm an alpha male.
I live on the north side of Nashville.

Speaker 1 (03:46):
Baser.

Speaker 2 (03:46):
My wife, she's a Broadway girl, took her to the north.
We have a white picket fence. Two point five kids
at a fertility clinic in Vanderbilt, somewhere on that campus.
And also, I'm gonna di have a heart attack when
I'm seventy two. The crops are beautiful. I just saw
the pumpkins Scisson. Guys, they're getting the last man. It
was the orange ones and now it's the baby whites
that they're.

Speaker 3 (04:02):
Putting in the store.

Speaker 1 (04:03):
Baby whites are so cool.

Speaker 2 (04:04):
But get this, this isn't even the hot tea. This
is actually cold tea. But it needs to be told.
The guy had his wife out there, the family dog.
I saw some kids picking pumpkins because it's crunch time
right now. If they don't get these pumpkins from the
crops now, they're not gonna sell, They're gonna die, and
it's not gonna be a great harvest.

Speaker 1 (04:21):
It'd be a waste of a pumpkin, because I mean,
we are a few weeks away from Halloween and after
that people don't really buy pumpkins. And maybe they do
for Thanksgiving to decorate, but I don't really do that.
Once Halloween's over, pumpkins are gone.

Speaker 2 (04:32):
And also, I dude, I felt the neighborhood vibe where
you know, it's say help the other man out, you know,
tell me something good. What if I just pulled over
and said, hey, you guys need a couple extra hands.

Speaker 1 (04:44):
That would be That's a great way to meet your neighbors. Dude,
Like you see him building a fence. Hey man, you
need me to help you with that.

Speaker 3 (04:49):
The end of the day, I work for twelve hours.
They give me ten bucks.

Speaker 2 (04:52):
What them?

Speaker 1 (04:53):
No, they give you Thank you, man, We really appreciate
your help.

Speaker 2 (04:56):
Oh cool, Call somebody and tell him I did that,
or else I get no recognition.

Speaker 1 (04:59):
Or they're gonna like, hey, we'll see tomorrow here at seven.
You're hired.

Speaker 2 (05:02):
Now.

Speaker 3 (05:02):
That guy's making a pretty penny.

Speaker 1 (05:04):
He's doing all right.

Speaker 2 (05:05):
He's got one thousand acres. I mean he could sell that.
That just tells you how wealthy is. He's so wealthy
he doesn't have to sell it because if I'm predicting
where I see, it just goes on as far as
I can see. So I'm guessing it might be ten
thousand acres. He's probably sitting on seven million. Yeah, he
doesn't need no money.

Speaker 1 (05:23):
Well, he needs the money because that's why he's gotta
do the pumpkins.

Speaker 2 (05:26):
Yeah, why was he out picking him if he's sitting
on seven million? Like bro hires some kids that are
on fall break.

Speaker 1 (05:32):
Uh. Yeah, it's called undercover boss dude. Like he's dressed up,
like seeing how other people act and see if the
working conditions are good. So he knows what he's doing
out there. I don't know. I have no idea I do.
I drive by these farms though, I drove by some
yesterday and there's just horses.

Speaker 2 (05:48):
You live downtown.

Speaker 1 (05:50):
Yeah, but I'll tell you why. We drove by some
and there's not any crops. So how do they make money?

Speaker 3 (05:58):
Yeah, that's not money that wealth.

Speaker 1 (06:01):
So they have a different kind of job. They're not
a farmer for a living. They just like to have land.

Speaker 2 (06:06):
The people that have the horses, maybe they're involved with
the hay a little bit. Okay, that's a stretch, but
I'm saying if they have horses, that's just to ride them.

Speaker 1 (06:15):
Another question, where does all the hay go?

Speaker 2 (06:18):
So the hay can be sold for what? Not a lot?
You're not making a lot. You're you're not getting super
rich on the Hey.

Speaker 1 (06:25):
You drive by farms and there's bales and bales and
bales and bales of hay. Right, Yeah, they're all rolled
up in the middle of the pasture. They're gonna sell
that to what? Who needs that much hay? Tell me
where all that hay goes?

Speaker 2 (06:42):
Okay, so my area of expertise is the pump Can.

Speaker 1 (06:45):
You turn on the tractors, the farmers? I need to
know this, all.

Speaker 2 (06:49):
Right, guys, you're gonna need to post on the Facebook
page because I'm gonna be off on this right now.
I'm a squash expert. I'm also a bean who knew
we have all these bean fields, And I'm also a
pumpkin expert. I don't know about the hay, but I
think that I don't know. The people that sell the
hay aren't making a lot. The people that buy the hay.
They have to do all the work. And are they

(07:10):
just spreading the hay for the cows, because that's what
you're doing, and the cows then give you meat and
milk and.

Speaker 1 (07:17):
Yeah, but there's so many bales of hay like where
like I understand you can put hay in your yard
to make your grass grow, which is I don't think
that's really how you're supposed to do it, because then
you just have hay underneath your grass and it gets
really difficult, is what I've been told.

Speaker 3 (07:32):
But I felt the warmth coach.

Speaker 1 (07:34):
I see, you know a farm with sixty two bales
of hay, and I'm like, okay, drive down the road
and the next one has fifty bales of Hey, that's
one hundred and eleven bales of Hey. What are they
doing with it?

Speaker 3 (07:46):
I will tell you this.

Speaker 2 (07:47):
The pumpkin farmer doesn't have hay, so it's only he
doesn't need it for his crops. It's only the people,
I believe that have wildlife, and it's the hay isn't
where the money is. I'm guessing the money is when
you're selling Kroger and Walmart that type.

Speaker 1 (08:02):
But they don't buy Hey, right.

Speaker 2 (08:04):
The hay is just for animals and warmth for uh grass? Okay,
so that, dude, that's not my farmers. Guys, please right in.

Speaker 1 (08:14):
Hey, we are the sore losers at gmail dot com
because I've wondered this my entire life. When I drive
by a farm with six thousand bales of hay and
I'm like, what do they do with all that crap?
Because they have animals on that farm.

Speaker 4 (08:29):
There's no way, dude, We've turned into a livestock show.
I should have never moved to the country. What if
I done to our podcast?

Speaker 2 (08:43):
Dude? If upper management ever listens to this, we're filming
out of downtown Nashville soon where the skylines behind us,
and they tune in it's murm, It's.

Speaker 1 (08:55):
The cow Hour. Let me give you an update on
the price of sheep right now.

Speaker 2 (09:03):
Guys. Hey, y'all scissor ray Muna with your crop report.
Let's go.

Speaker 1 (09:09):
Oh my gosh, did you guys watch that game? I
think no, man, we were too busy watching the sheet prices.
Do sheet prices go up and down? Hey?

Speaker 2 (09:18):
Are we doing the piping hot tea?

Speaker 1 (09:20):
Yeah? I would love to hear the pipe and hot tea.
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (09:23):
I wanted to tell you off, Mike, but I'll bring
it on Mike, go ahead, because it's that good for
the listeners as well. Not good, it's just our luck.

Speaker 1 (09:30):
Just so you know. My butt doesn't hurt yet, my
ass is still good. The seat's not that bad.

Speaker 2 (09:35):
That's how we started the show. They stole my.

Speaker 1 (09:37):
Chair and then they stole my damn chair.

Speaker 2 (09:40):
The guess what something else is? Give me missing next
week because we have about five days in their bootonists
from this bill.

Speaker 1 (09:44):
Yeah, it's getting awkward.

Speaker 2 (09:46):
So we had the w W E girles in Tiffany
Stratton and Nia Jacks. Yeah, and they're huge online presence.

Speaker 1 (09:52):
Huge online presence. And I told you how many time,
how many videos of ours they reposted, how many pictures
they took from our studio zero?

Speaker 2 (10:00):
Wow? Well we finally posted the one picture of all
of us together happy.

Speaker 1 (10:05):
Oh we did.

Speaker 2 (10:05):
Yeah, I put it on our Instagram.

Speaker 1 (10:07):
Ah, man, I should have put that on mine.

Speaker 3 (10:08):
Three hundred likes. It was a great pick.

Speaker 1 (10:10):
Good.

Speaker 2 (10:11):
People are saying that I was short, King. I was
one inch shorter than Tiffany Stratton and she was in stilettos,
so sue me. Anyways, I digress. We took the same
YouTube that Morgan, our executive producer, took. Are you on me?
We both had a YouTube clip, Oh are you ready?

Speaker 1 (10:32):
I'm ready?

Speaker 2 (10:33):
Okay, So we both had an eight minute YouTube clip.
She does it all for us, bless her. We don't
have Arnold doesn't how to do that yet, he's still
got another semester in school.

Speaker 1 (10:41):
Yeah, she's the one that films it, cuts it, sends
it to us, puts it in a drop box. If
you guys know what a dropbox is, some online file
where you can just go grab things. Pretty actually genius.

Speaker 2 (10:52):
So we had the exact same eight minute YouTube clip
that she did. We put ours on our Sore Loser account.
We have almost one thousand subs that subscribers in the
online world got it.

Speaker 1 (11:04):
So I didn't know what you were saying either.

Speaker 2 (11:05):
We're shooting for a thousand subs. We're almost a nine hundred.
We actually need a thousand subs, guys helpless. She has
with the National podcast Network, maybe three hundred subs. We
both posted the same clip. Ours received two thousand views. Wow,

(11:28):
the exact same clip that she posted, just so that
it was all categorized under their account and it was
there so people can click on the network and see
it got twenty two thousand views. Coach, what is our
fucking luck that hers gets picked up by the algorithm

(11:50):
and becomes super famous and ours got, dude, one tenth
the views that hers did. That's sore losers right there. Dude.
We had gold in our hands and we fumbled the bag.

Speaker 1 (12:07):
We screwed the boot once again. Dude, we are amazing.
We are amazing at being able to screw things up.
We are amazing at not knowing what the hell we're doing,
trying something and missing out on absolute pure greatness.

Speaker 2 (12:25):
But there is a reason that happened. It's not just complete.

Speaker 1 (12:27):
No no, because she put hashtag.

Speaker 2 (12:29):
That's the okay. So she what she did is she
went on AI this Gemini. Shit, you guys probably all
get the thing. Hey want to use Gemini or no,
you know what I want to say, Geremeni. You know
who I want to use Sisen, Ray Mundo, this guy,
this brain Gemini, Gemini?

Speaker 1 (12:47):
What is Gemini? AI?

Speaker 2 (12:50):
So she went on, oh my god, a website? What's Gemini?

Speaker 1 (12:59):
Honestly, I have no idea what Gemini is? So is
that a website is an app? You download what is it?
Gemini is Google.

Speaker 2 (13:06):
So when you google something like how many yards did
CMC have last night? The answer zero, but Gemini will
say how many he had. Gemini's AI.

Speaker 1 (13:16):
Okay, they did say last week. They're looking maybe McAfrey
may come back in four weeks four weeks, but they fight, Hey,
can I hold on?

Speaker 2 (13:23):
We're not ready to move on. That's a hot tea tease.
So the reason is the hashtags. She went on Gemini
gem and I told her the hashtags to use. She
used the top ten hashtags Gemini told her to and
Gemini boosted her the twenty two thousand views. Ours got
two thousand because I didn't ask for Gemini's.

Speaker 3 (13:39):
Hope, you know what I say. After at the end
of the day, Gemini.

Speaker 2 (13:44):
Come and gets up, turn it gets up even though
she got more views, dude, So it's the sore losers
versus Gemini.

Speaker 1 (13:53):
So she're telling me. She went to Gemini and said, Hey, Gemini,
I'm gonna post a video about Nia Jackson Tiffany Stratton.
What hashtags should I use? Correct?

Speaker 2 (14:05):
And Gemini gave her the answers. Damn, dude, we got
outsmarted by a guy named Gemini.

Speaker 1 (14:16):
Gemini is definitely a chick.

Speaker 3 (14:18):
Okay, I mean.

Speaker 1 (14:20):
Gemini is definitely a girl name if I'm going with
my you know, but my brain is not as smart
as Gemini, so maybe it is a dude.

Speaker 2 (14:28):
You're probably right, Alexa Surrey, Gemini all females, Damn Ray.
We should invent our own named Arnold.

Speaker 1 (14:41):
Our should say hashtags don't care.

Speaker 2 (14:46):
Arnold. We had a customer respond that you said, don't care.
We're supposed to be like this service that gives them
all the answers man.

Speaker 1 (14:52):
That sucks. Yeah, So but I will say the broadcast
last night, I mean that's great. Are our YouTube video flopped? Great?
There's went viral twenty two thousand viral sensational hits. It
would have helped if Nia Jacks or Tiffany Stratton participated
in like commenting on one of our videos or posting
one of our videos or acknowledging our existence. But they

(15:14):
came in here, acted like they had fun. They left
and they don't even remember our names. They forgot all
about it. So that's neither here nor there.

Speaker 2 (15:21):
But you know why I outsmarted Gemini. This is my
ribbon on top Oh. I went to Gemini, and I said,
what are the hashtags I need to include in a
Nia Jacks Tiffany Stratton Tiffy Time video? Gem and I
gave me those ten hashtags. I went into YouTube, I
hit edit, I added all those hashtags. We've been getting

(15:45):
one hundred views a day now, Mother Kerr, are you serious?
I outsmarted Reverse Jinksmini.

Speaker 1 (15:55):
Hold on, So you're telling me that we all of
a sudden are starting to pick up views because you
edited the video.

Speaker 2 (16:03):
And added in the description those hashtags. But we are
going to miss out on the girth of the views.
But we're now still at least able to get some.

Speaker 1 (16:14):
Ray. Oh man, someone gave us a good compliment on
our Nia Jackson Tiffany Stratton video. Hit it.

Speaker 3 (16:20):
I'm gonna do up beat bet yeah.

Speaker 1 (16:22):
One day ago. So this is obviously not a sore
loser's listener. Y'all are bad interviewers. Hey, thank you, William
Rojas fifty to fifty two. Thanks for coming by our page.
Maybe you'll come and check out another video of ours.

Speaker 3 (16:43):
Ray, ask Jem and I how to do a good podcast.

Speaker 1 (16:45):
Hey, Jim and I, how do we become good interviewers?
Because William Rojas says, we are bad interviewers.

Speaker 2 (16:54):
Damn, we gotta take a break. This was a piping
hot segment that sucked.

Speaker 1 (16:58):
Yeah, we'll be right back, all right.

Speaker 2 (17:03):
You were saying about CMC.

Speaker 1 (17:05):
Yes, I came up with this theory that he's been
hurt all off season. Genius, and no one has said
anything about it. I said his calf was bothering him
at the end of last season, and everybody ignored me.

Speaker 3 (17:17):
Arthritis both nuts.

Speaker 1 (17:18):
Everybody ignored me. No one picked up this whole conspiracy
theory that he's been hurt all off season. They thought
it would get better. They tried it in training camp,
it didn't work, and he was gonna miss the whole season.

Speaker 3 (17:30):
Did you come up with it on your own?

Speaker 1 (17:32):
Honest to god, I came up with it on my own?

Speaker 2 (17:35):
Or did it?

Speaker 1 (17:36):
What if everybody that's a batter's box?

Speaker 2 (17:38):
Or was it? Hey, kid, I got a theory about CMC.
You got a minute?

Speaker 1 (17:44):
No, sorry, batter's box is like, he wasn't hurt at
the end of last season. He wasn't hurt at the
end of last season. Go look and tell me he
wasn't having calf issues like Week seventeen last year and
he missed a game or two. Tell me that it
didn't happen. So last night on the broadcast they bring

(18:05):
up cemc christian McCaffrey and they start talking about like, yeah,
they're hoping to get him back. Maybe four weeks from
now is what they're thinking. And they said, I don't
want to say anything, but didn't he have an injured
calf week seventeen of last year. We're not saying anything

(18:27):
and we're not saying that's where you know, but he
has it in both calves.

Speaker 5 (18:32):
And I'm like, hello, I've been saying that for a month.
I'm the one that said that. I'm the one that
said he was hurt last year. And this is the
same freaking injury. He played through it in the playoffs
last year. It wasn't as bad. It got worse in
the offseason and it never went away. Hello, they said
it on the broadcast.

Speaker 2 (18:51):
Wait so when the Super Bowl he had it.

Speaker 1 (18:53):
Hurt, he had he missed a game week sent less.

Speaker 2 (18:57):
See it is a shame, guys. Let me just footnote this.
It is is baffvery calf. If we had if we
had a bigger show, dude, you should be getting more
credit since you are the one that said, hey, guys,
he's probably gonna be hurt for the whole year or
a significant portion of it, when at first they just said, oh,
it's one week, questionable, doubtful, day to day. Now another
month he's out.

Speaker 1 (19:15):
Hey. In twenty twenty three, McCaffrey missed the regular season
finale against the Rams with a calf strain. Huh sounds
like it's ten to niners of the calf to me, dude.

Speaker 2 (19:28):
It's like, you know, going to prom this if you
drafted Christian McCaffrey and not being able the whole year
to get the fruits of the labor. Going to prom
with just a hottie, you know, is it promt Saesson? No,
it's homecoming season, the guys. You got a homecoming date
and then there's no after party. You know, you just
gotta saygabye. It's like you don't get to have fun.

Speaker 1 (19:47):
It's been rough for McCaffrey owners. How crappy is that
you fight like the dream is to get the number
one pick. It's so exciting when you're like, yes, I
got the number one pick. Oh my gosh, I'm actually
good be relevant this year, and then you take the
number one pick, and you've gotten zero point zero points

(20:08):
from Christian McCaffrey. The number one pick, I have given
your fantasy team as many points as Christian freaking McCaffrey.
That is such a gut punch, and that is why,
that is why I'll sit here and say it. Fantasy
is a lot of luck. Yeah, it's a.

Speaker 2 (20:27):
Lot of luck.

Speaker 1 (20:28):
You get unlucky when someone gets hurt, you have a
stud that or you get lucky with someone having a
breakout season.

Speaker 2 (20:34):
Okay, but I hope my wife doesn't lessen to this.
There's also the stuff where my wife like, they still
do defenses and kickers in their league, and so she
thought the kicker is a big position. I mean, so
that's not that's not luck. That's just like not being
really educated with the sport.

Speaker 1 (20:52):
I agree. Right, there's there's certain aspects that aren't luck,
but there's aspects that's like, oh my gosh, they get
it down to like like last night, I mean, Jordan
Mason gets hurt, you know what I mean, Like.

Speaker 3 (21:03):
He did, yeah, oh onto the wire.

Speaker 1 (21:06):
Uh So they had some other guys and not that
you're gonna play use check, but they in the fourth
quarter were like a minute and thirty to go. Some
third string running back breaks a seventy yard run and
he takes a dive at the two yard line. He
goes down. Oh no, but no one's gonna have him
on his team. But I'm saying in real in in
real life, that should have been someone's touchdown for fantasy.

(21:30):
But instead he goes down and then they give it
to another running back who scores a touchdown. That's bad luck, vulture,
that's a bad luck. That's what I'm talking about.

Speaker 2 (21:39):
But I have bad luck. Get onto the ETN and
Bigsby saga. Oh boy, I don't worry. Justin said, yeah,
with your number two pick, we're gonna you're gonna want it.
You're gonna like the way you look with ETN. I
said it. I said it. I wanted Gibbs and Karen Williams.
Instead we got in ETN. Bigsby's been vulturing his ass
all year, and now Bigsby's the guy.

Speaker 1 (22:00):
Oh big, I think Bigsby's the dude, He's the man.

Speaker 2 (22:02):
I don't say that because now every time I watch
it on Sunday, Dude, I told Justin, it's just like
a piece of me dies inside because every carry he
gets into the end ZONE'M like, that should have been Etan.
Where's et and our guy that we drafted in the
second round, he's supposed to be geting this glory and
there's this now big Dixby or what's isn't it Bigsby? Yeah, dude,
he's in now. Every time up it's begs Me up up. Yeah,

(22:23):
it's bigs Me again carrying it. What about our guy
et and he doesn't play football anymore?

Speaker 1 (22:27):
Oh, there goes Bigsby for a forty yard run. Oh,
Kyen Williams touchdown.

Speaker 2 (22:32):
The Kyrone thing hurts me. I bring it up to
Justin every day. Justin was right on Sharboney, you get
a huge week for us. At one time, Justin was
dead wrong on Djoku, and he was dead wrong on Etn.
I wanted Karen Williams because I was blueprinting batter of
the buck.

Speaker 3 (22:48):
I said, do exactly what he does.

Speaker 1 (22:49):
What if everybody that's a bat box?

Speaker 2 (22:51):
I knew it.

Speaker 1 (22:51):
Man. I was really hoping you'd still be underfeed in
fantasy because I saw something the other day that only
four point three percent of fantasy teams are still undefeated.

Speaker 3 (23:04):
Because uh, Dinwittele went off.

Speaker 1 (23:07):
I mean, but that's that's the cream of the crop.
You could have been in if you would have pulled
that off this last week.

Speaker 2 (23:12):
I told Justin being four and oh, I mean, I
don't know if I ever started that hot before I
told him. I said, if we were able to sweep
the whole season and go fourteen to oh, that's legendary.
That stuff where the gets etched in the rest.

Speaker 1 (23:23):
Anybody ever gone fourteen? Four point seven percent of fantasy
teams are still undefeated. I can't believe anybody's gone undefeated
in fantasy.

Speaker 2 (23:33):
You can do it if you're with your you know,
college bros. They seem to care. High schoolers all seem
to care. Do high school kids still play fantasy because
it just started out when I was in high school. Dude,
I'll never forget the guy for the Ravens, Jamil. I
think he was a huge running back. He was massive,
Jamill Nelson, not Jamie and Nelson.

Speaker 1 (23:55):
Not Jamie and Nelson. He's a basketball.

Speaker 2 (23:56):
There was a runner for the Ravens, jamal Lewis, Jamal Lewis.
He was awesome and my buddy got him. Dude, that
was when I first got introduced to fantasy, and it
was it was huge. So I'm just wondering. I don't
even think Boomer plays fantasy.

Speaker 1 (24:10):
That's interesting. Yeah, I don't know how it works because
it wasn't around when we were in high school, so
there was no playing fantasy. But I did see a great,
great punishment this one fantasy group. Dude, if you are
the lowest score the week before, you have to fund
and money and you put in a twelve leg parlay.

(24:33):
And this one group has been doing it and they
lose every time. This last weekend they hit a twelve
gamer for twenty thousand.

Speaker 2 (24:40):
That's not a bad punishment because you don't get punished,
but also so every week then they're betting it.

Speaker 1 (24:47):
Yes, every week they come up, they have a twelve
game parlay, So whoever is the lowest score of the
week the week before has to beg Yeah, they had
to pay for the bet, got it. So that's your punishment.
It's your money. So if you lose, you law that
fifty dollars. But they finally hit it, says so every
week my fantasy league place is a twelve length league
parlay which is funded by the previous week's lowest score.

(25:10):
Everyone makes one pick, so there's twelve people in the league.
Everybody makes one pick of the game. So you get
your pick, your pick, your pick. There's no discussion, and
you have to place that twelve bet parlay. We finally
hit for twenty thousand, made all of our other losses
worth it. Cowboys money line against the Steelers was the
last leg last night, and man was it sweaty.

Speaker 2 (25:33):
Dude. You know all those guys stayed up for that
real late Tuesday.

Speaker 1 (25:38):
God, that is awesome.

Speaker 2 (25:40):
Dude. Are you doing big parlayser? Do you do conservative ones?

Speaker 6 (25:44):
No?

Speaker 1 (25:44):
I don't really even know.

Speaker 2 (25:45):
Parlays you know what never took off because the guys
are there were offshore. You know, back in the day
it was this round robin. It would say, it would
say you could do what is that? You could do
a straight bet, you could do a parlay, or you
could do around straight bets betting all over the country
straight bets. Parlay has never been bigger. That's I heard.

(26:07):
That's how Vegas makes their money. Round robin betting never
took off. Nobody does it. It's something like it's just
like a parlay, but it only groups that two of them.
Sometimes it groups three of them. You can win. If
you lose a parway parlay, you could still win one.
It's weird. I think you win less money, but you

(26:29):
have a greater chance of winning winning some money, and
it parlays some of your already parlays. Is how I
somehow understood it, but I never did it, and it's
never taken off. It's dead.

Speaker 3 (26:40):
I don't even think these sits. Let us do it.

Speaker 1 (26:42):
I have no idea, but I've seen the option on
there and I don't even know what it means. I
haven't even clicked on it. But I want to tell
you why I was going by the farms yesterday because
I live in the city. You're right, but it is
pumpkin sison, right, And we went to the good old
pumpkin patch. Got to take the kids out there to
someone's farm and let them pick a pumpkin.

Speaker 2 (27:02):
Fucking loser.

Speaker 1 (27:03):
Sorry, what okay, bless you, And we want to go
out there and enjoy the kid rides. And they got
kid activities and let's go drive out to the country.
So we drive the forty five minutes out to the
country and we pull into the parking lot and got
guys directing traffic here. Park here. Oh wait, wait, car
coming here in the movie, you know, doing the waving

(27:25):
all right. Here. We got a great front row spot
because we went in the afternoon, got there around two thirty, No,
two o'clock. We got there two o'clock. Closes at five,
so we got three hours to run around that place.
And we walk up to the gate and there's two
different like there's a sign for need to buy tickets

(27:46):
and prepaid tickets. So we go on the line that
says prepaid tickets because we bought them online.

Speaker 2 (27:51):
Uh, where's the beer line?

Speaker 1 (27:54):
I don't think they sold beer, right.

Speaker 2 (27:57):
That's a dad, you asked that. That's where you're gonna
start to be labeled alcoholic.

Speaker 1 (28:02):
Yeah, if you need some alcoholic the pumpkin Patch, there's
something wrong with you there, bud. They're trying to keep
it a nice, wholesome family environment. And so we go
up to the prepaid line because the line for need
tickets is long, you know, and we already bought our
ticket online, so I just figured they need to scan
it and we go in. So we're in that line
and they call the people up. They called the family

(28:25):
up next to us, and he needs tickets line, So
they go up, and then we sitting there and then
all of a sudden, people start filling in behind us
in the prepaid ticket line and they call the next
person up, and they call the people in the need
tickets line, and I'm like, well, how does this work?
And the late I'm like, well, where do we go?

(28:45):
Lady's like, oh, we'll be with you in a minute.
I'm like okay, and then they help that family and
another family from the need ticket line goes and we
were like, well that's weird and shouldn't we go And
They're like no, we were here first. And I'm like
all right, whatever, and I said, we'll go next, and

(29:06):
the lady behind me chimes in. She goes, you better
go next, or I'm about to go around you. Hey,
chime her in her I'm like, whoa, relax, Like you've
been here for about three minutes.

Speaker 3 (29:17):
You got to come in from all ends.

Speaker 1 (29:19):
She yelled at me. She goes, you better go next,
or we're gonna go right around you. Like hey, I'm
just doing what the lady work in the counter says
when she calls someone up. I if she hadn't called
me up, So what do you want me to do.
But you little aggressive old lady over here, if you
don't go, I'm gonna go around you.

Speaker 2 (29:37):
It will go.

Speaker 1 (29:38):
I'm like, hell you will.

Speaker 6 (29:43):
I was like, okay, sorry about that.

Speaker 1 (29:47):
But it was just like, why are we so angry
at the pumpkin patch? Like we're just going to get
some pumpkins.

Speaker 2 (29:52):
Yeah, I didn't understand the movement of the line. So
you also had the people that hadn't paid.

Speaker 1 (29:56):
They were actually they were going faster than the prepaid tickets,
which was real. It didn't make sense. They should have
had one person. They had two people work in the counter.
One person should be should designatedly be for people that
need tickets. The other person should be the person for
prepaid tickets. And that's it.

Speaker 3 (30:13):
Who's working it?

Speaker 2 (30:14):
Kids?

Speaker 1 (30:15):
High schoolers, high schoolers yeap on fall break? Yeah, one
percent high schoolers not really giving a crap. And then
so you go and you do all these things. You
do the corn maize, you jump on some balancing thing,
you do some swings, there's a corn pit, there's animals,
there's all sorts of fun stuff.

Speaker 2 (30:34):
It was awesome, dude, that one's awesome. I'm I agree
with that one. I'm gonna tell you something I don't
agree with. We may have to take a break. I
don't know our clocks here, you do, ray, we'll do
it after the break.

Speaker 1 (30:45):
No, go ahead.

Speaker 2 (30:46):
But the pumpkin patch at twelve South, it's just an
Instagram thing, so you just go and take a picture
and they have all these fake pumpkins and you're in
these chairs. We went when we lived in the apartments,
so you just walk around, look at pumpkins, and maybe
they had drinks. But here's the deal. We lived in
an apartment, so we weren't buying a pumpkin. You couldn't

(31:08):
have pumpkins at my apartment. They smell up the hallways
and management would find us.

Speaker 1 (31:12):
Oh yeah, and they rock.

Speaker 2 (31:13):
So we only went to the pumpkin patch to just
say we were at the pumpkin patch. Take a picture
and a couple in front of a two chairs in
a random pumpkin patch. But it wasn't a pumpkin patch
and a farm. It was in the middle of downtown Nashville.
I didn't understand the point of it was to get
a pumpkin, but we weren't allowed to have pumpkins, so

(31:33):
why were we there? Just to take a picture at
a pumpkin patch. What is a pumpkin patch?

Speaker 1 (31:40):
Well, let me tell you. Ray, I'm god you asked.
Usually when you go to a pumpkin patch, you get
like on a tractor and they have a little trailer
behind it. You sit on some hay bales and they
drive you out to the middle of the farm.

Speaker 2 (31:52):
Didn't have it.

Speaker 1 (31:53):
We were downtown and you get pumpkins out of the
pumpkin patch.

Speaker 3 (31:56):
Didn't have it. There was no patch.

Speaker 1 (31:58):
This one have a patch. They were just under a tent.

Speaker 3 (32:04):
But you were out in the country though.

Speaker 1 (32:05):
You were out in the country and they had animals
and they had, you know, different activities. It was really fun.
But then it's like on your way out, go buy
the pumpkin patch and you can get a pumpkin up
to a large for you know, because it comes with
your ticket price. And we're like okay, so we're looking
for the pumpkin patch, like, hey, how do we get
out there? Where's the pumpkin patch? And he's like, oh,

(32:25):
you see that red tent. She was like the circus
tint and I was like, yeah, she goes, that's our
pumpkin patch. You just go over there. And grab a pumpkin.

Speaker 2 (32:32):
Yeah, the one that looks like the feme tank.

Speaker 1 (32:34):
And so then I walk in there and I'm like,
all right, kids, you can get to get it. Get
a pumpkin, and they're like, well which one? I said, well,
you can get up to a large cut.

Speaker 2 (32:42):
You sound like an auctioneer. They're your kids, for God's sakes.

Speaker 1 (32:46):
And that's where the problem came in. I had no
idea how to tell which ones were large extra large.
They were all just in piles. So how do you know?

Speaker 3 (32:55):
Yeah, well, the white ones are the small ones.

Speaker 1 (32:57):
The orange well, they had the deckorate ones on one side,
and then they had the ones because we already have
the decorative ones. Then we wanted ones that we could carve.
These are gonna be our carving pumpkins.

Speaker 2 (33:08):
All those are all medium. The large ones, I think,
aren't the carvers. Oh you know, guy farmers chime in
if you wouldn't mind. Everybody loves chime or in or in,
So tell me, is there a larger pumpkin.

Speaker 1 (33:20):
It's not.

Speaker 3 (33:20):
It's uncarvable. The medium ones.

Speaker 1 (33:23):
The place closes at five. We're under that tent. It's
four fifty eight, and we're like, hey, guys, we got
to pick out a pumpkin, and my kids like, I
want that one. I pick it up. My mic man,
that's pretty heavy. That's probably an extra large. And then
I go to this other one. Oh no, this one's
definitely an extra large. Maybe yours was a large. And
then my kid picks up another one. I'm like, man,

(33:43):
I don't know, that could be a medium. We want
to get our money's worth. We should all get larges.
So we're sitting there trying to weigh them out, trying
to pick them up, figure it out.

Speaker 2 (33:51):
What is this Southwest?

Speaker 1 (33:53):
Well, that's what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (33:54):
In your suit case.

Speaker 1 (33:54):
There's no one there to help us, honey, make sure
you're under fifty. There's no one to point us in
the direction which pumpkin we need.

Speaker 2 (34:01):
Of course, nobody's gonna over above and beyond at their
job out in case us.

Speaker 1 (34:07):
So, after about eight minutes of picking up pumpkins and
trying to hold them in both hands and see which
one weighs more, deciding which is large and extra large,
you flip it on the bottom has a letter. It
says large, medium XL.

Speaker 2 (34:21):
That's how you find out which pumpkins which Always check
the bottom.

Speaker 1 (34:24):
Always check the bottom, guys. So then I'm like, all right, great,
So we get five pumpkins. Because we got five people
in our family. We got four larges, one medium.

Speaker 3 (34:31):
Three under three or eight.

Speaker 1 (34:32):
One kid refused to take anything but a medium. Only
problem is right, they don't have anything to carry the
damn pumpkins.

Speaker 2 (34:40):
That's what I was gonna say. If I'm the dad, I'm
grabbing the white ones that are the smallest ones. Hey, kids,
these are actually perfect for the front porch. I can
throw them away easy, and you don't have shit all
over my sidewalk.

Speaker 1 (34:52):
So we got at least a quarter mile maybe half
a mile walk to the car.

Speaker 2 (34:57):
You're looking for the medium, I'm looking you're the one
with the least amount of shit hit it. Yeah, which
one has nose seeds in gunk? I want that one.

Speaker 1 (35:10):
So I am carrying three pumpkins. I found like a
little basket from Walmart, you know, the little carry basket.
I found one randomly laying there in the grass, put
a pumpkin in there, stacked the second pumpkin on top,
and then grabbed the third one under my right arm.
And I'm just carrying and carrying and trying to hold
these three pumpkins in.

Speaker 2 (35:28):
All right, coach, you're acting like you're saving people from
Hurricane Milton, A little insensitive dude.

Speaker 3 (35:32):
You're carrying pumpkins.

Speaker 1 (35:33):
They are so freaking heavy.

Speaker 2 (35:35):
Ray, I was in the boat looking for survivors, surviving pumpkins.

Speaker 1 (35:39):
No, I didn't say that. And I walk a quarter
mile and I'm like, I just can't stop. I can't stop, guys,
I'm just gonna go. And we get to the front
of the lads like, oh, can I see your tickets please?

Speaker 2 (35:50):
I'm like, are you serious, lady. There's a lot of
people going through a lot harder stuff than us right now,
I'm just trying to save the pumpkins.

Speaker 1 (35:56):
Are you really that concerned about which pumpkins are you keeping?
You guys detailed and went, okay, what size is that? Large? One? Large? One?

Speaker 2 (36:07):
Meeting and an Excel spreadsheet at the treodge.

Speaker 1 (36:12):
You checked in all those you checked them in, So
now you need to check out all the pumpkins, man,
you farmers. And I'm like, all right, So then I'm
show her and then she's like, all right, they're gonna
have a receipt checker when you walk out. I'm like,
you have a receipt checker for my pumpkins? So not
only did I already just carry these all this way,
then I'm about to stop again. When I get momentum
with these heavy ass pumpkins, I can't.

Speaker 2 (36:34):
Stop, dude. Pumpkin crime is on the rise.

Speaker 1 (36:38):
I mean, pumpkin theft is a big deal out of
the pumpkin farms. And so I walk out the gate
and I look at that lady. She's checking receipts. I
just give her a look. I ain't stopping, and I
just go, go, go, go. And I get about fifty
yards of the car and I had to set one
of the pumpkins down, and.

Speaker 2 (36:58):
Who are you? Bigsby? Like I was going running with
the ball.

Speaker 1 (37:03):
And then I get to the car and I put
the two down. I turn around and here comes one
of the pumpkin guys, pumpkin at thirty and I'm like,
oh great, here we go.

Speaker 2 (37:14):
And he walks up and goes, oh, yes, yeah, do
you have to checking the receipt and then the balances
in your pumpkins?

Speaker 1 (37:20):
And he comes up and goes, I saw you're having trouble.
Here's your other pumpkin. Set it down. Oh, I was like,
thank you man, thanks for coming out. Make you guys
have a good evening, and you check our receipts.

Speaker 2 (37:31):
Are you lunchbox?

Speaker 1 (37:32):
He did say that, he goes, I recognize you.

Speaker 2 (37:34):
We go here, we go.

Speaker 1 (37:35):
I did say that, but hey, that is why I
was driving by the farms.

Speaker 2 (37:40):
Did any of that I'm trying to do a segue here.
Did any of that make you mad? Yeah? Okay, yeah,
it made you mad. I have something that made me
mad about Pumpkin Sisson. But I actually don't know if
I'm gonna do it because it may be good enough
bit for the big show.

Speaker 1 (37:55):
Okay, so you probably shouldn't do it, and we'll take
a break.

Speaker 2 (38:02):
All right, I'm actually gonna do it.

Speaker 1 (38:04):
Good I love it.

Speaker 2 (38:05):
It's not big show quality enough. I mean, that's just
the cream of the crop, no pun intended. Okay, So
there's these douchebags. I just gotta go right into it.

Speaker 1 (38:14):
Guys, you don't want to talk about douchebags. I'll tell
you about a douchebag.

Speaker 2 (38:17):
Not ready for that segment yet, Guys, you say I'm vulgar.
This is the later part of the podcast that we're
allowed to get vulgar. Here. It's rules. Now you can
get vulgar in the last ten minutes.

Speaker 1 (38:27):
A Hey, Coaches Convention four, get your plane tickets. It's
going down MLK weekend. That's it.

Speaker 2 (38:34):
Hell of a plug. Is there a site we're working
on it?

Speaker 1 (38:37):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (38:38):
Ray Southwest dot com get your tickets.

Speaker 1 (38:42):
Or Greyhound dot com yeah, yep, or walk dot com.

Speaker 2 (38:47):
Wasn't the time. Wasn't that Callaway kid when he came
was was any homeless?

Speaker 1 (38:54):
I'm pretty sure he was. But I do know that
former grocery store own forgot his name, Uh, the one
that wrote his nice inspirational notes. Yeah, he ran into
someone that we worked with at Stage Pilot and he
was like, dude, can't wait for Coaching Convention.

Speaker 3 (39:10):
That's what I'm talking about.

Speaker 2 (39:11):
We've sold a ticket already, yeah, even though they're not ready,
but go ahead. Uh, guys, watch out for this. It's
happening on TikTok and Instagram. There's these things called boo boxes.
These douchebag guys are going and getting their wives boo boxes,
and there's booze in it. There's little pumpkins.

Speaker 1 (39:29):
Oh booze.

Speaker 2 (39:31):
I think it's called boo boxes, Okay, and it's Halloween
themed as well as fall themes. So you got maybe
some pumpkin spice, maybe a Starbucks gift card, a ghost
that you could put up at a table, obviously, the
pumpkins you can put in front of your house, maybe
some wheat coming out of it. It's a boo box
and then there's booze. So baser dead Serious last night,

(39:54):
Dead Serious says Hey, I've been seeing on TikTok all
these guys are getting their wives and g friends boo boxes.
Will you this weekend?

Speaker 3 (40:03):
It would really make me feel special?

Speaker 2 (40:04):
Would you get me a boo box? Guys? I come
from the old school lunch pail to work. I mean
my grandfather, uh was rode a train to work. And
you want me to come home from my lunch pail
day punch in, punch out, And I'm supposed to then
go get a boo box to come home to my wife.

(40:26):
What about just bringing home the bacon now us? I mean,
I don't know what else to call it. A bunch
of absolute. I gotta go get a boo box. Hi, Target, Yeah, Hi,
I'm trying to put together a boo box for my wife.
All these TikTok dudes are out there. They're all tiktoking
about boo boxes. Get ready.

Speaker 1 (40:50):
Guarantee you my wife will never get a boot box.
The minute she brings up boot box, I'll be like, boom,
go get your own boo ass box.

Speaker 3 (41:01):
Uh yeah, Hey, how's it going?

Speaker 2 (41:03):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (41:04):
Matt at target?

Speaker 1 (41:05):
Hey man, my wife'sawhm, hey man, why aren't you at
home watching college football? I mean, Ohio State's playing Oregon
right now. Oh sorry, I'm putting together.

Speaker 2 (41:13):
A what Yeah, I can't watch the Red River rivalry.
I'm sorry. So, uh the TikTok have you guys seen it?
I need help Matt with a boo box. It's booze.

Speaker 3 (41:20):
It's like little pumpkins.

Speaker 2 (41:22):
Uh, it's all themed, you know for Halloween s and
you know whatever Orange you know you got.

Speaker 1 (41:27):
The Oh wow, Texas just scored. Man, thanks man, Yeah dude,
so get ready.

Speaker 2 (41:32):
Uh, farmers out there, you guys, you you still my
who knows you guys? The trucker all you guys, you're
gonna have to come up with a fucking boo box.

Speaker 3 (41:43):
Arrest my case. I'll hang up and listen on that one.

Speaker 1 (41:46):
Oh you want to go from one douche to another douche?

Speaker 3 (41:48):
That could have made the big show. I should have
saved it for show.

Speaker 1 (41:52):
Sorry, we appreciate you sharing it with us. Here. So
we had soccer Wednesday night. It's co en. It's no
big deal, you know what I mean, it's just for fun.

Speaker 2 (42:00):
Ray what all goes into a boot box?

Speaker 1 (42:02):
I don't mind being competitive. I'll text you later. You
can give me a list here.

Speaker 2 (42:05):
Man, I wrote on this sheet a couple of things
agoing to boot I'll just do it off Mike, all right,
you look for it.

Speaker 1 (42:11):
Thanks.

Speaker 2 (42:12):
Ah.

Speaker 1 (42:14):
And we're playing this team right and we're down to one.
Actually scored on our own goal. It's my bad what
you did.

Speaker 2 (42:21):
Yeah, we're just gonna gloss over it.

Speaker 1 (42:24):
Yeah. Well, well this guy he had the ball and
he's going towards our goal, and he was scared to
use his left foot. He's scared to use his left foot.
You see him all game. He's scared to use the
left foot. A lot of people are.

Speaker 3 (42:36):
It's goofy leggings.

Speaker 1 (42:37):
It's not your normal leg. You're not used to using it.
And I I'm saying he's gonna go. He's gonna go right.
He won't use his left he won't use his left
he won't lose use his left and you see him
in his head thinking, oh my god, this guy knows
I'm going right. I gotta try to use my left
foot and he's trying to do it all awkwardly. And
I come around and I steal the ball, but as
I hit it, it deflects off another on our team

(43:00):
and it rolls into the goal.

Speaker 2 (43:02):
And they're smaller, smaller goals and smaller pitches.

Speaker 1 (43:06):
Yeah, smaller fields. So we're down to one.

Speaker 3 (43:09):
Is did I say that right?

Speaker 1 (43:10):
Yeah? Pitch right? Yeah, yeah yeah. And so we're down
to one and it's like probably four minutes to go,
and I understand wanting to win. This other team. They
have one guy on their team. He would get the
ball and he would kick it fifty yards out of
bounds to waste time.

Speaker 3 (43:32):
I bet that got you.

Speaker 1 (43:34):
And I'm like, okay, one time, Okay, maybe it was
just he was running and he kicked it too hard.

Speaker 2 (43:39):
But you guys are playing on smaller fields, smaller field
it's known that you just isn't it just like an
unspoken understanding.

Speaker 1 (43:46):
Look, I understand if the ball goes out of bounds
and you want to walk to it and not run
to it to waste time or you just want to
you want to kick it out of bounds, but to
waste times. It rolls a little bit down. But kicking
it fifty yards away.

Speaker 3 (43:59):
Dude, that's irritating me right now.

Speaker 2 (44:01):
Like, come on, I don't even play soccer, right, Don't
be a douche. I would be so bo.

Speaker 1 (44:08):
Don't be a douche bro Like I understand.

Speaker 2 (44:11):
Hey, dude, you guys are inner murals.

Speaker 1 (44:13):
Exactly. This is grown ups playing on a Wednesday night.
They do it in the World Cup, they do it
in the the you know MLS. They do it in
the English Premier League. I understand that.

Speaker 3 (44:25):
What's the the Champions League?

Speaker 1 (44:28):
Well, that's when all the best teams from each league
they play for one trophy.

Speaker 2 (44:32):
But the Champions League isn't as good as the EPL.

Speaker 1 (44:35):
No, it's I mean, I would say it's better because
it's the top from every but anyway, it doesn't matter.

Speaker 2 (44:40):
Sorry, man, I've been watching Ted Lasso. Oh nice, you
like it and it's not good. Oh first season was excellent.
After that it was kind of like whatever.

Speaker 1 (44:49):
But he is just clearing the ball and so we're
playing where there's we're on a football field, and there's
a baseball field next to it. Right, So at one point,
with two minutes ago, the ball is just rolling and
he kicks it all the way onto the baseball.

Speaker 2 (45:10):
Dude, what is happening?

Speaker 1 (45:13):
And I just go, You're such a douche. You're such
a what a douche move. And some girl on their
team goes, what clearing it is being a douche. I said,
you can kick it out of bounds, but kicking it
onto the baseball field absolutely unnecessary makes you a total douche.
Oh yeah, And so we get another ball and we
do it. He kicks it the other way, one hundred

(45:36):
yards away. So now we don't have a ball, and
there just happens, and I'm like, I start a jog
to go get it, and there's a ball sitting on
the sideline. I'm like, I'm just gonna grab this ball.
I'm just gonna grab this ball and play with it.
And this dude who is jogging back and forth, he's
warming up for his game like he's playing actors, goes, oh, hey, man,
that's my ball, dude.

Speaker 2 (45:54):
I hate your soccer stories. I'm all in on this one,
and that's a great story. You grab a bystanderd soccer
ball and he.

Speaker 1 (46:04):
Goes, I said, we're just gonna play with it for
a minute. I don't even ask. I don't say, hey,
can we play with it? I say, I'm gonna play
with it because it's a corner kick. I'm just gonna
play with it. And he goes, all right, and now.

Speaker 2 (46:14):
I want a cool guy, Cool guy, did you tell him, hey, man,
Douche Rocket send it over there to the basement.

Speaker 1 (46:19):
Well, I didn't want to tell him about Douche Rocket.
Do you know what I was worried about That Douche
Rocket was gonna clear this ball one hundred yards away.

Speaker 2 (46:27):
Right that Douche Canoe was dating him.

Speaker 1 (46:30):
I was worried Douche Canoe was gonna take this dude's
ball and kick it onto the baseball field. That's what
my but so I was just like, I can't say
anything about how this dude just cleared the ball into
the baseball field. I'm just gonna grab this ball and
play with it and hope that nothing happens and we
keep it on there. In that last two and a
half minutes, and with three seconds to go, James takes

(46:53):
a corner passes it to me. He runs along the
end line. I give and go back to him. Karma
titch tie it up to two. The reft twet Douche

(47:13):
Rocket doesn't shake hands. Douche Rocket heads straight to the sidelines. Sheesh,
Douche Rocket in a bad mood, and I make sure
to after we shake hands. Hey, hey, good game man,
thanks for shaking hands. Good game man.

Speaker 2 (47:27):
Hey, you go get those balls on the baseball field.

Speaker 6 (47:29):
We had We had this saying in high school. Hitter,
get her, hit her, get her, you hit it, you
go get it? Hey, man, what do you dicker the kicker? Man,
go get those balls. Yeah, you're not trying out for
the freaking Niners.

Speaker 1 (47:40):
They already signed, right, and then he got hurt last night,
so they may be looking for a kicker. You. You
might want to go audition because you can kick that
damn ball.

Speaker 2 (47:47):
Long way as he's kicking it. You'd be like field
goals good or you yo wide right, dude when he
hits it on the baseball field home run Tigers.

Speaker 1 (48:01):
Yeah, that was my douche cabade on Wednesday night.

Speaker 2 (48:05):
Dude, I've never gotten actually that into one of your
soccer stories.

Speaker 1 (48:08):
That's good, wasn't it.

Speaker 2 (48:09):
How did you not fight that, dude?

Speaker 1 (48:11):
No, there's way, It's not worth fighting. It's just like
what are we doing? Like we're here for fun, like
we want to play against you want to win, But
kicking it a mile down the street does that really
make it fun? Is that really a big deal. We'll
take a break.

Speaker 2 (48:26):
We gotta take a break, man, break what's going on?
Guy acted like he could talk into my ear and
like leaned over onto that board and act like he
was trying to talk to me, and so I thought
he's gonna come in, but then he just went off.

Speaker 1 (48:39):
Probably someone that's coming to rip the ass out of
this place. We weren't here using it.

Speaker 2 (48:42):
But he didn't know that that studio is dead and
it's not connected to this one. But he looked at
me like he was talking to me.

Speaker 1 (48:48):
Dude.

Speaker 2 (48:48):
The weirdest stuff happened. You never see any of it.

Speaker 1 (48:50):
Yeah, you know what's sad? Got some sad news, you
got sad music?

Speaker 3 (48:55):
I mean, yeah, Hurricane Milton, dude, we just recovered from Helena.

Speaker 1 (49:00):
No, the Yankees advanced.

Speaker 2 (49:03):
God, dang it, you knew it was gonna happen. I
didn't want to get brother. He's Kansas City Chiefs, Royals,
whatever all that state is. Dude, I didn't want to
make him sad. I even I may have told him once.
I was like, dude, you guys have no chance against
the Yankees. It was cute and fun who they beat
first round?

Speaker 1 (49:19):
They beat the Orioles.

Speaker 2 (49:20):
Yeah that was sweet.

Speaker 1 (49:22):
But but they played the Yankees good.

Speaker 2 (49:23):
They did, they did, But Garrett Cole is just tough
to beat.

Speaker 3 (49:27):
I think that was last night.

Speaker 1 (49:29):
Yeah, yeah, but it was only three to one. I mean,
it wasn't like it was a blow. I mean, they
held the Yankees down.

Speaker 2 (49:35):
Right, But I'm just saying, look at who do the
Roles have, Bobby Witt and Salvador Petrez. Dude, the Yankees
got Soto, Moto and Judge Man.

Speaker 1 (49:43):
And they got the the corpse of Jim Carlos Stanton,
who actually had a game the other night and hit
a home run. I mean, that dude is so old
and so terrible, and I mean I think about it
every day when I watch him play. I'm like, the
Marlins made such a great trade getting rid of him
and getting rid of his contract. I mean, he hadn't
been worth a damned cent of what they pay him.

(50:04):
Oh my god, he's been such a terrible player.

Speaker 2 (50:06):
That's like what Bill Belichick said.

Speaker 1 (50:08):
Man, Oh, that wasn't on. That wasn't on.

Speaker 2 (50:10):
Dont it was?

Speaker 1 (50:12):
No, it wasn't.

Speaker 2 (50:12):
Yeah, Well he was sitting in like a cabin with
two other dudes. No, it was on Dot. He was
on their show. He must have said the same thing.

Speaker 1 (50:20):
Well, I watched some three guys sitting at one guy
that the middle of the table. Belichick's on his right
and this other guy is left, and they're like in
a study with all these books around him, and it's
like high society hall of the library and they're sitting
there talking about it.

Speaker 2 (50:34):
Yeah, he must have a set number of topics that
he talks about. Maybe you can go to him as
an expert. But yeah, on Dot he said, you don't
want a high cap hit for uh uh if you
do a you don't want a high price tag and
a high cap hit because that player, he said, better
hit because that's a pretty big expense.

Speaker 3 (50:55):
You don't want to be wrong on And they were
wrong on Stanton and.

Speaker 1 (50:58):
I thought I was pretty funny. Yesterday on Twitter, Adam
Schefter reported that they they fired Robert Sala, which I mean,
I don't know why it doesn't have any Aaron Rodgers
is the problem. If you watch the Jets play, Aaron Rodgers.

Speaker 2 (51:13):
Sucks, dude. Daily Mail had a story Aaron Rodgers said,
the real reason Robert Sala is gone.

Speaker 3 (51:20):
I didn't even clar I don't care.

Speaker 1 (51:23):
And they fired Robert sala and then they Adam Shefter
reported offensive coin Internet Nathaniel Hackett has been demoted and
Todd Downing will call plays. And I replied to Adam
Schefter and I said, you misspelled Aaron Rodgers, Aaron Rodgers,

(51:45):
and I love the owner, saying I talked to Aaron
Rodgers Monday night before I fired Salah, but we didn't
even talk about that.

Speaker 2 (51:53):
What.

Speaker 1 (51:54):
So you're telling me you're you got Aaron Rodgers and
you had a meeting. In the next thing, you know,
you're firing the coach. But we're supposed to believe that
in that meeting, you guys didn't mention the head coach
one time. You didn't talk about, Hey, I'm thinking about
firing him, what do you think? Or hey, do you
want me to fire him? So you're telling me you
talked nothing about the head coach being fired? Shut the up. Yeah,

(52:15):
that stuff not adding up. Are we doing locks or anything?
I'm ready to do a locker right now.

Speaker 2 (52:19):
So is a corpse of itself?

Speaker 3 (52:21):
Now we're doing tell people any betting advice anymore?

Speaker 1 (52:24):
Hey, look man, we're going across the pond.

Speaker 2 (52:26):
There is more games.

Speaker 1 (52:29):
Yeah, the Bears are playing the Jags in London. Man,
what dude?

Speaker 2 (52:34):
I hate waking up on a hungover Sunday and I
got football starting at six thirty am.

Speaker 1 (52:40):
No, but it's great when it's the Bears. I get
to watch Caleb Williams and Trevor Lawrence, who is highly overrated,
highly overrated. I can't wait to watch the Bears.

Speaker 2 (52:53):
That's not muss CTV. There's bigger college games and bigger
baseball games than that game.

Speaker 1 (52:58):
Yeah, I'm gonna go down to New World Orleans, New Orleans.
Spencer Rattler is starting for the New Orleans Saints. Look,
I don't know he wasn't even that good in college.
I don't know how he's jumping up and gonna make
his first NFL start. And yes, I understand, Lattimore usually
locks down Mike Evans. They get in a fight every

(53:19):
other game they play. But the Buccaneers minus three and
a half in New Orleans with a rookie quarterback. Oh gosh,
give me Tampa Bay minus three and a half. Take
it to the bank. Ah, and then I'm gonna head
to Carolina, Carolina taking on that Atlanta Falcons. Look, I

(53:42):
told you last week, Carolina plus four in Chicago didn't
work out for us. Now we're at home, the worst
team in football, and we're getting six points against the
Atlanta Falcons. Guys, I understand the Panthers are terrible. It's
to put your money on it. You have to take

(54:03):
the Panthers plus six at home. Take it to the bank.
Come on, Andy Dalton ain't getting blown out two games
in a row.

Speaker 2 (54:12):
Uh, you skipped college. You went straight to football.

Speaker 1 (54:16):
Yeah, mean, okay, go ahead, what do you got.

Speaker 2 (54:19):
Yeah, sorry, man, Philibuster.

Speaker 1 (54:21):
I'm interested. I mean, they say cam Rising is starting tonight,
they say he'll be under center. If Cam Rising is
under center tonight for Utah, you've got to take him
minus five and a half at Arizona State. Cam Rising
will rise again, and he will rise your profits. Take

(54:41):
the Utah Utes minus five and a half, take it
to the bank. But if Cam Rising doesn't play don't.
That's not a lot.

Speaker 2 (54:49):
Uh, Cam Rising, thanks, don't care about him anymore. He
screwed up all my heisman parlays. Yeah, he was gonna
be amazing until he didn't play five games in a row.
You know who did play five games in a row?
Who is that bad segue? Quinn yours is back? What's
that line?

Speaker 1 (55:04):
Fourteen? Yeah? Take it? Take what?

Speaker 2 (55:06):
Take plus fourteen points? Oh my god, Texas minus fourteen?
Quinn yours is back? Why is his bed so loud? Arnold?
See was one volume decibel too, but it did appreciate it.
I'm gonna take me the long horns horns up and oh,

(55:27):
lock it up. I almost forgot my saying. It's been
that long. I don't know what it's about. Said, take
it to the bank. That's the only one I got.

Speaker 3 (55:38):
And uh, if you want a WNBA.

Speaker 1 (55:40):
One, yeah, I'd love a WNBA one.

Speaker 2 (55:42):
So it's the Lynx versus the Liberty. The Liberty were
ahead at twenty one point and they lost the damn game.

Speaker 1 (55:48):
Oh that's not good.

Speaker 2 (55:49):
And it's the best of five, so it's gonna go quick.
I don't care what the line is. It's probably gonna
be a minus four minus five.

Speaker 1 (55:55):
Take it.

Speaker 2 (55:56):
Liberty are gonna blow out. They're gonna figure out how
to guard that Williams girl. She's the only player on
the links.

Speaker 1 (56:02):
Here we go. It is whoa the Liberty? Yeah minus seven.

Speaker 2 (56:07):
Yeah, you gotta take it. Like I said, Liberty minus
seven and lock it up. I gave you Liberty, I
gave you Longhorns. Give me death, all right, man, I
have a good weekend.

Speaker 1 (56:21):
Enjoy it. Yeah, go out there. Good luck in fantasy.
I'm in trouble already. I played Debo and he had
over one hundred yards in a touchdown, not the one
start I needed. And I got Tyreek on bye. I
got Kyron Williams on bye. I don't know what I'm
gonna do, but have a good weekend, everybody. We out a.

Speaker 2 (56:43):
Tonight though massive game Dodgers and Padres, and then tomorrow
during the day, Tigers in Cleveland.

Speaker 1 (56:49):
Please, for the love of God, Padres, please win.

Speaker 2 (56:52):
Please.

Speaker 1 (56:54):
I can't I can't handle I can't handle a Dodgers
Yankees world series.

Speaker 2 (56:59):
I can't handle a Subway series world series. If it's
not Yankees.

Speaker 1 (57:03):
Brons are fantastic to watch. They are so they I
don't know how they win these games. They are they're
they're they're on their last breath and then all of
a sudden, boom, grand slam. Oh my god, they're down there,
last out, score three runs. They are the cardiac kids
do They are amazing. It's so fun to watch.

Speaker 2 (57:19):
Do you want a Subway Series World Series?

Speaker 1 (57:21):
No, I don't want. I don't want the Yankees in
the World Series. I love to see the Yankees lose.
Love it. Nothing better.

Speaker 2 (57:28):
Name a better baseball town said a lot of bad
things than Detroit.

Speaker 3 (57:36):
Dude, that place is rocking.

Speaker 1 (57:38):
It is rocking.

Speaker 2 (57:38):
I mean there might be fifty five thousand strong every
single game there.

Speaker 1 (57:42):
Yeah, well, when you don't make the playoffs very often,
it usually sells out pretty easily.

Speaker 3 (57:46):
Oh don't worry. I've heard from the announcers.

Speaker 2 (57:48):
It's been ten long years. I mean, I don't know
if that's even worth mentioning. I mean, they have not
been in the postseason for ten years. I mean it's
not that that long.

Speaker 1 (57:59):
I mean, here a long time man.

Speaker 2 (58:01):
They act like it's a hundred years champ. These fans,
they have yearned for this moment. Little Caesars Stadium. Let's
hear you, Tigers baseball. But there's some musty baseball this weekend.

Speaker 1 (58:13):
Yeah, I have to watch that game tonight. Yeah, I'll
be watching it, and I'm gonna say go Padres and
Saturday night.

Speaker 2 (58:20):
Oh, I told you we're gonna go to one of
the casinos around here. It got canceled, so that's why
we didn't talk about it on the podcast.

Speaker 1 (58:26):
Oh yeah, you told me you had a trip.

Speaker 2 (58:28):
We're gonna go to the Mint or Oak Grove. We canceled.
There's no way to win money in horses and slots.

Speaker 1 (58:34):
There is, get lucky.

Speaker 2 (58:36):
Yeah, and Justin declined the trip because he said he's
got to watch Oregon.

Speaker 3 (58:41):
Ohio State Saturday night.

Speaker 1 (58:43):
He's puckered already.

Speaker 3 (58:44):
So we have Musky bad news for him.

Speaker 1 (58:46):
Red rif rival got bad news for him. Oregon Oregon.
I don't think Oregon's that good. They're not, but I'm worried.
I'm worried about Ohio State. They haven't played anybody. Those
are first true test. Yeah, and they're going into the
freaking Oregon whatever that stadium's called. They're going in the

(59:07):
Oregon whoa boy, caro.

Speaker 2 (59:09):
Ohio State's got some pieces though, I mean they lost
Marl but they picked up some Williams kid.

Speaker 3 (59:14):
He's just as good as that kid for Alabama.

Speaker 1 (59:17):
The seventeen year old.

Speaker 2 (59:18):
Yeah, oh my godness, he eighteen yet.

Speaker 1 (59:21):
No, I can't wait for him turn eighteen so we
can quit hearing about it.

Speaker 2 (59:24):
Oh I thought it was so you could date him. No,
I knew it was.

Speaker 1 (59:27):
He's not allowed to dating but on campus because he's
only seventeen.

Speaker 2 (59:30):
Yeah, kill everybody.

Speaker 1 (59:32):
I don't know that what his eyes said and it did.
That's insensitive.

Speaker 3 (59:36):
But that's the new thing with the eye patches. Everybody
puts stuff on it.

Speaker 1 (59:39):
Yeah, elite neighbors put something bad. He did, No, maybe
when it was George Pickens.

Speaker 2 (59:46):
Arnold freaking said in high school he used to wear
EyeBlack and he said that he thought it was funny,
and he put something like eat ass or something. Oh like,
how is that something to put on your eye?

Speaker 1 (59:58):
I can't believe his coach let him get away with that.