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December 4, 2024 57 mins

In this episode Lunchbox blames Ray for the dreams he's having at night and Ray has more stories from Las Vegas. The College Football Playoff updated bracket has been released and so we try to make sense of it all. Plus baseball is considering the GOLDEN BAT rule and we give our opinions on this controversial idea. COACHES CONVENTION 4 TICKETS on sale at sorelosers.com  Also Lunchbox got house shamed by his in-laws over the Thanksgiving weekend. 

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Speaker 1 (00:12):
Live. Ah Man, I love that Monday. One day, I'm
gonna tell you why I was a banger. That was
a banger Soredlosers dot com. It's gonna be a banger
of a weekend in Nashville Coaches conventioned for acts throwing
Pred's game, Happy Hour Live Pod. I mean, I don't know,
and you can and you can meet Miguel check check yop?

(00:37):
Oh is it in that weird one again?

Speaker 2 (00:40):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (00:40):
Good? Yeah, all right, yop? How come the Martinez brothers
don't come? They talk a lot of s on Facebook,
but they don't show their faces at the convention. That's weird.
Batter's box. Where the hell are you? Uh?

Speaker 2 (00:51):
Facebook page is very informative when it comes to Jennifer Brownlee.

Speaker 1 (00:55):
Dude's hurt so good?

Speaker 2 (00:56):
How does she know sports that well? She should almost
be hosting this show.

Speaker 1 (00:59):
Like she is real good? Why is she not coming
to the convention?

Speaker 2 (01:02):
She goes, Yeah, if Clemson upsets, they'll probably fill the
spot in the college football playoffs? Genius, Thank you, that's
all I needed. I just got more from her than
I did them thirty minutes on ESPN.

Speaker 1 (01:13):
What do you mean if they win? Yes, they're in
if you win the conference championship, you're in automatically. It's
not that genius.

Speaker 3 (01:18):
I didn't know that.

Speaker 2 (01:20):
But Bama would be out then is what was actually
informed me. Well, Bama is on to borrow time. Bama
could be out even though they're in, but they could
eventually be out. But they're in. If that makes any sense.

Speaker 1 (01:34):
Listen, I don't understand it. I don't understand how Michigan
lose it. Or Michigan goes to Ohio State wins at
Ohio State, Ohio State only drops like one spot in
the polls. It's like, what huh? Explain it to me?
And guys, they score ten points, they get beat by
a walk on quarterback, and they only drop a couple

(01:56):
spots and they get to host a home playoff game.
But it here's what's gonna happen. It's all gonna change
this weekend because not all the favorites are going to win, right,
not every favorite is going to win the conference championship.
It's not gonna stay the same.

Speaker 2 (02:11):
Here's where you're wrong, your cock backwards. Not any of
these teams are playing in the conference championship. Who the
hell's Arizona State? Who the fuck is this guy. They're
in the conference championship or they're in the conference playoffs
and they're in the championship.

Speaker 1 (02:26):
Well, they're in the championship.

Speaker 2 (02:27):
They're playing Boise State plays UNLV put un LV in.

Speaker 1 (02:31):
Well, you know, if UNLV wins, they're in and Boise
State's out.

Speaker 2 (02:35):
So Boise State would go from a top four seed
out of it. Yes, and they're gonna lose. UNLV's damn good.
I watched the whole game.

Speaker 1 (02:44):
UNLV done by defense though their defense is terrible.

Speaker 2 (02:47):
Neither of them do.

Speaker 1 (02:48):
Jin Day is gonna run for six hundred yards, so
I listen. I still just like, I don't understand how
you can drop so little after losing at home to Michigan.
You don't even drop to like number ten, like number ten,
I mean, come on, you lost to Michigan at home.
Michigan is a five hundred team. Same with Alabama.

Speaker 2 (03:07):
Well that's the thing. That's the thing Ole Miss said.
They got their their asshole toilet papered that old twutem
corner right up the ass because Bama because of the
logo on their helmet and not the heart in their chest.

Speaker 1 (03:19):
That's also Miami's coach came out and said, it's laughable
that this is who Alabama has played the last three weeks.
They played Mercer, they lost Oklahoma, they got boat raced
by Oklahoma, who sucks. They got sawdomized, I mean by Oakland,
and they beat a five and seven Auburn team and

(03:40):
they get in. Listen, I agree. I don't know if
Miami's any good. I don't even know. I don't think
Miami's great, justin, but they beat Georgia Tech and or
they lost the Georgia Tech.

Speaker 2 (03:51):
Miami's played nobody all year? Who?

Speaker 1 (03:54):
Why? Who have they not played nobody? Georgia Tech took
Georgia to six overtime, and Notre Dame beat the Brits
off Georgia Tech. Notre Dame watch out. I understand.

Speaker 2 (04:05):
I heard that from you through Kevin Okay. I heard
your pithon Notre I think they're good too. Their line's moving,
they were ten times your money. Woke up this morning.
It's eight oh Vegas.

Speaker 1 (04:18):
No listen, I still it's gonna change because this weekend
someone's gonna win. I want please smu win. Do not
let Clemson in. They are so so boring to watch.
I mean, I watched Cave Klubnick and it's just like,
oh my god, really this is this is good football.

Speaker 2 (04:33):
So then that's what it would be. If SMU loses.

Speaker 1 (04:37):
Then Clemson comes in. So who moves into the top
four would probably.

Speaker 2 (04:43):
It can't be Notre Dame is the only thing I know, right, Would.

Speaker 1 (04:45):
It be Clemson or would it be the winner of
the Big Twelve.

Speaker 2 (04:48):
The Big Twelve is like Arizona State versus No.

Speaker 1 (04:53):
No. So I got a question.

Speaker 2 (04:55):
Honestly, I couldn't find the Big Twelve tournament championship because
I didn't recognize the teams who I was looking for,
Oklahoma's and stuff.

Speaker 1 (05:04):
So Clemson wins, do they just slide in where they're in?

Speaker 2 (05:08):
No, they get slide in where Bama is. But you're
talking about if they're a champion, they have to be
top four.

Speaker 1 (05:14):
One of them, either either the ACC champion or the
Big Twelve champion, has to move over.

Speaker 2 (05:19):
No. Yeah, that's a massive situation, and I don't know who.

Speaker 1 (05:24):
It is because I think the Big Twelve has gone off.
I mean, they're god awful.

Speaker 2 (05:27):
I haven't really seen him much of the year. We
got to actually start.

Speaker 1 (05:30):
Yeah, we better started, man, I didn't really want to
talk about it that much.

Speaker 2 (05:34):
You have to.

Speaker 1 (05:35):
So if SMU loses, they still got to be in.
Then that bumps Bama out. Get Bama out.

Speaker 2 (05:41):
Okay, so yeah it's SMU Clemson, Bama's out. But just
like Jennifer Brownlee said what I said five minutes ago,
Bama right now is on the very brink of elimination,
but they're holding on for dear life.

Speaker 1 (05:56):
But Ohio State loses the Michigan then they still get
to host a playoff game, and they dropped three spots
in the polls.

Speaker 2 (06:02):
You're not gonna hear this on ESPN, but justin at
the greatest point of all, it was, first of all,
genius of Ohio States lose to Michigan. Didn't need to
win that. You don't even have to play in the championship.

Speaker 1 (06:11):
I agree, it's and it's extra week off, extra week
ar rest.

Speaker 2 (06:13):
If Ohio State would have won that game, they essentially
would have played Oregon three times this year. They lost
to him once, they would have played him in the championship,
and if they would have then played him again in
the College Football Playoff, if they moved at one round
past the balls, they would have played Oregon. How many
times can we see Ohio State.

Speaker 1 (06:30):
And Oregon that would be annoying?

Speaker 2 (06:32):
Guys, we get it. One's red, one's green.

Speaker 1 (06:35):
If they beat Michigan, they wouldn't be on that line.
They would be probably down there where Georgia is.

Speaker 2 (06:42):
It was reaching a little bit and Georgia and Texas, guys.

Speaker 1 (06:45):
They got up there were Penn State.

Speaker 2 (06:47):
Okay, does anybody like Georgia and Texas? Well, you got
it this weekend and if teams win, then we'll get
it again in a couple of weeks.

Speaker 1 (06:55):
Two weeks from now. Yeah, well no, because if Georgia
beats Texas, they'll move to where Texas is.

Speaker 2 (07:01):
So the Georgia Texas game is completely pointless, except for
is Georgia home right now? Does it show?

Speaker 1 (07:07):
Yeah, they're home against Indiana, So it's pointless.

Speaker 2 (07:10):
It's a bye. It's all about a bye.

Speaker 1 (07:12):
It's about a.

Speaker 2 (07:12):
Buye Okay, so it isn't playless.

Speaker 1 (07:15):
But if post teams throw the game, State.

Speaker 2 (07:20):
Drop to Penn State's out.

Speaker 1 (07:22):
No, they're not out. They're the number three team.

Speaker 2 (07:24):
Can we get Indiana the hell out of.

Speaker 1 (07:28):
Indiana needs to be in. They've lost one game and
it was now leave Indiana in.

Speaker 2 (07:33):
My favorite is their coach. All right, man, come and
see us, meet us in a field. We'll beat your ass.
They give boat raced by fifty to Ohio State.

Speaker 1 (07:41):
You know, I like. I like when he took the
little job and he went to the Indiana basketball game.
He went out there, He's like, hey, Michigan, we're coming
for you. Ohio State, We're coming for you. I mean,
that's nuts. Usually little old dormant Indiana they don't be
talking trash because they're just happy to field a football team.
He took the job and said, hey, Michigan, we're coming

(08:02):
for you.

Speaker 2 (08:04):
He's like, google me, what does that mean? Look at me?
I win.

Speaker 1 (08:09):
Hey guys, look at google me. Google the convention guy
and you'll find coaches. Convention four coming up one month away.
Will you be there or you're gonna be like one
of these teams, like old miss on the outside looking in.
Oh we tied it all together. That's good podcasting.

Speaker 2 (08:26):
Has it been two vegases? And then this would be
our Nashville Dude, I cannot believe we've had four conventions.

Speaker 1 (08:33):
And then we're gonna do probably Caribbean.

Speaker 2 (08:38):
We see some of the nation and whale tails.

Speaker 1 (08:43):
Oh my god, Oh man, I don't know, Sara or
we just say coaches convention four and call it a day,
and then they retired. I mean that may be it.
I don't know. All right, let's start the show.

Speaker 2 (08:57):
Yeah, we've been starting it all right, here we go, Okay,
I'm coming to the convention bove.

Speaker 1 (09:04):
Hey, Arnold, I saw you an abby at the some
NFL game I don't know. Video went viral.

Speaker 2 (09:08):
Man, dude, the guys standing up over the railly and
the chick is caressing his asscrap, it wasn't me do
what I.

Speaker 1 (09:20):
Mean, She's putting her hands up the butt and up
the back of his shirt and then back down on
the butt, and it's just like, guys, what the are
you doing?

Speaker 2 (09:30):
Have you never?

Speaker 1 (09:32):
Have you never been in damn public before?

Speaker 2 (09:35):
The dude is so relaxed, which means she's done it before.

Speaker 1 (09:40):
I mean, this is a normal occurrence. Do you do
this when you're waiting at the grocery store waiting in line?
Hold on, honey, and you go over the counter and
the conveyor belt and she's just rubbing your ass, Like
what the is wrong with people?

Speaker 2 (09:51):
Hey? Do that to me?

Speaker 3 (09:52):
Sanfa sounds good job.

Speaker 1 (09:54):
And you're gonna do that. Go up in the upper
deck at the a stadium where there's no one around you.

Speaker 2 (09:59):
The kid the rock at you tepics getting a handy
instead of.

Speaker 1 (10:03):
Right there on the front freaking row. Oh gosh, there's.

Speaker 2 (10:07):
Nothing like a knob job in the desert of Texas.

Speaker 1 (10:09):
Hey, Austin, Man, taste Hailgton does some weird stuff to people. Man, Hey, man,
that's a great video. Though, great video.

Speaker 2 (10:17):
Yeah, yeah, it's all It was all recorded in Texas,
but it wasn't recording in Austin. Austin, that ain't Texas.

Speaker 3 (10:24):
All right, man, we.

Speaker 2 (10:25):
Gotta start the show, all right. I gotta fix my
keys here. Man, it's ruining my perfect game. Yeah, all right,
We're gonna do a.

Speaker 1 (10:34):
Lore arnold you ready?

Speaker 2 (10:38):
We oh the one, two three?

Speaker 1 (10:40):
So what up, everybody? I'm lunchbox. I know the most
about sports, socket the sports facts, my sports opinions, because
I'm pretty much a sports genius.

Speaker 2 (10:52):
All right, what up, y'all? It is Sisson. I'm from
the North. I'm an Alfa on the north side of
Natural Evaser. My wife, country Girl, was a Broadway girl.
We love it. Two acres two point five kids, twenty
three of them at a Vanderbilt clinic. They are still unfertilized,
so they're just eggs. And then I would create the embryo.

(11:13):
Just whenever we're ready for that, I will be ready
over to you, man, I digress.

Speaker 1 (11:19):
I gotta say. Ever since Monday's Pod, I've had two
back to back Vegas dreams. Dreams about Vegas, like the
one last night. I'm at the craps table with no
shoes on and it is hotter in hell, and someone
comes up and says, hey, Raise looking for you. That's

(11:39):
like and I said, well, I'm right here.

Speaker 3 (11:41):
He needs a liar.

Speaker 1 (11:42):
And I said why why He needs you to come
find him right now. And I'm like, well, but the
table's hot, and They're like, Ray said make sure you
leave the table because he needs you. And that's when
the pit boss came over and goes, hey, man, you
don't have shoes on. You got to leave this table
right now. And I'm like, but I've been here for hours.
He's like, sir, you have to have shoes on the
gaming floor. And then I woke up. That was the

(12:04):
end of the dream. But it just tells me that
I need to go to Vegas.

Speaker 2 (12:08):
Everybody has to. Why do you think me and Beazer
after two years were itching. It's just one of those
you just got to get it out of your system,
and we got it out. Even though I kind of
got an outside itch to go to Evansville. I think
I might squeeze it in over the holiday. You want
to do it one night er, one night er where
I will take.

Speaker 1 (12:26):
Me, you and justin.

Speaker 2 (12:28):
Yeah, yeah, I may be able to do a nighter
where I will take five and I will try to
win back every penny we lost.

Speaker 1 (12:35):
I could do a nighter in Evansville.

Speaker 2 (12:38):
Yeah, here's the thing. Here's Evansville or oh, Evansville Tunause
three hours and fifteen minutes Evansville just say two and
it could be an hour and forty five. Okay, But
here's the thing I told you about Evansville. So I
kind of feel like I have ownership over it. And
if you don't love it, you're not gonna love the
sports book. There's really no seating in it, but you
can stand and there are there's people you can place

(13:00):
the bets with.

Speaker 1 (13:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (13:01):
Uh, I want to tell you the Oh.

Speaker 1 (13:04):
Yeah, Tunicause three hours fifty three minutes.

Speaker 2 (13:06):
Oh my god, the blackjack tables. I want to tell
you they're awesome, but I never played blackjack when I
was there. So they have my bubble crabs, They have
legit craps. Yes, but it was tupac to play. But yes,
but I'm dude. It was three three people deep, and
everybody had construction hats on and construction boots. They came
straight from work, so it's not like, hey, man, can

(13:27):
I squeeze it? No, no, no, dude. They had their hands
on their paycheck and they were not moving from that
craps table. It wasn't oh, hey, that type on that
girl with the little cocktail dress on her shoulder and
ask if we can play crabs.

Speaker 1 (13:38):
Dude.

Speaker 2 (13:39):
These guys, these bros weren't leaving her three hours. And
it was like, I want to say, like Vegas does
a great job, You'll have a hottie not even playing.
You'll have a guy's wife, she's really friendly. Dude.

Speaker 1 (13:51):
In Evansville, it's fifty.

Speaker 2 (13:53):
Dudes and they're all dead eyed, stared at the crabs
table with their paychecks.

Speaker 3 (14:00):
Man.

Speaker 1 (14:00):
No one yelling ask scratch.

Speaker 2 (14:03):
As scratch, none of that. But I would not say
they're not bad dice rollers. I didn't hear a lot
of yelling though from that table. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (14:09):
See, if you don't hear yelling, it's not good. It's so.
And here's the most depressing part is when you're at
a craps table and the one right next to you
is doing the yelling. You're right, damn, I picked the
wrong one. And that's what's crazy about life, is you
pick the wrong table. You could pick the I mean,
there's it's just there for you to pick, and you
pick the wrong table. Sometimes you pick the wrong restaurant,

(14:31):
you pick the wrong bar to go to, so you
don't meet that hottie that you were you know, thinking,
it's just it's crazy how the world works.

Speaker 2 (14:38):
But when I'm picking a table, I think we all
have our own ideas. I mean, you're looking for a
dope dealer. Usually if it's a tool thrower, dealer bought
pit boss, that's gonna lead to uptight play, whereas somebody's
kind of having.

Speaker 3 (14:49):
Some fun bringing the drinks over.

Speaker 2 (14:51):
It all starts, I say, it starts from the pit
boss to the dealer to the table of players. Is
it your kind of demo? Is it older people? Is
it people that are all hammered drunk. You gotta judge
it a little bit with us, dude. We played so early,
we were almost at every one the first people at
the table, okay, and then the crowd would kind of
develop as scratch came up after Oh yeah, so we

(15:13):
were just like dicking around. It was some guy before.

Speaker 1 (15:17):
There was a lit dicking around with the dude.

Speaker 2 (15:18):
All right, dude, there was a lady before. I think
that sucked, and then that scratch came up, and then
he just started spinning the English and we were able
to just witness the whole damn thing.

Speaker 1 (15:29):
Now, you want to take me about Vegas, As you said,
you got two more Vegas stories.

Speaker 2 (15:32):
Yeah, I just felt they were worth sharing, So please
do both gonna be depressing even better. Uh so, I
hope you guys are okay with that, but I think informatively.

Speaker 1 (15:41):
So one question before you start. Did you go to
my place?

Speaker 2 (15:45):
No?

Speaker 1 (15:46):
No, Ellis Island?

Speaker 2 (15:47):
Okay, it was two blocks from our spot.

Speaker 1 (15:50):
Yeah that's two blocks too far, man, that's way too far.

Speaker 2 (15:53):
It was brought up.

Speaker 1 (15:54):
Can't can't walk two blocks, guys? I mean, heaven forbid,
I get on my damn feet and I walk two
whole damn blocks. Oh no, man, hey, I thought you
were gonna say it was two miles from my spot,
and you said it was two blocks. I mean, got, hey,
there's a million dollars on the ground over there. Man, sorry,
it's two blocks. Can't get it even worse. Our best

(16:17):
day was Aria. The final day.

Speaker 2 (16:18):
We almost didn't even use your drink tickets. But I
said to Bezer, I said, hey, for the love of God,
I love the monorail, and how we ride through all
these places. We got the shoe, we went to, We
went to Harris, went to Cosmo, we went to We
didn't do MGM if it was on there, Flamingo we
went outside of that, we went to it. I said,
can we just go off the beaten path a little
bit walk to Ario. I said, I got all these
drink tickets lunch gave me, so we did. Dude, if

(16:41):
I woulda came back those drink tickets, you'd have killed me.

Speaker 1 (16:43):
If you would have popped those over there and said, hey, man, sorry,
I couldn't get there is one block away. I'm like, oh,
but you went to Ellis Island. No, that was two
blocks away. Dude, couldn't do that. Either Okay, I wanted
to All right, go ahead man, Vegas stories. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (16:56):
So we're on the plane and you get on the
Vegas play guys just different vibes. So it's the Southwest people.
They're great. They're always living it up. Hey we're going
to low wages. They do their jokes, but it is
a blast.

Speaker 1 (17:08):
The joke that makes me mad every time, Hey, we
found this wallet up here, we found this wallt Is
this someone's wallet? Now that we have your attention, why
do we do every damn time you going to Vegas.
They don't do it on any other flight, but Vegas.

Speaker 2 (17:22):
Everybody's looking and checking their they start tapping their butts
and they're like, wait a minute, go ahead. And we
get on the plane and it's a four hour flight
and me long ass fly right, and you have all
the signs. Vegas crowd is pretty lively.

Speaker 1 (17:36):
Are you a window guy or a nile guy?

Speaker 2 (17:38):
Baser hits a window and she'll tap me one hundred
times and say, look out this, look at this, look
at this out the window. And I say, you picked
the window. I can't necessarily see out the window. You're
blocking it because of you choosing the window seat.

Speaker 1 (17:49):
So you're a middle guy, I'm middle got it.

Speaker 2 (17:51):
And we get on the plane. Some dude beside me,
nice guy.

Speaker 1 (17:55):
Did he sleep?

Speaker 2 (17:55):
Don't remember, and we're having our drinks. We had it
was maybe twenty minutes where we waited. The lady comes
over right away. I'm like, let's go three and a
half hour, four hour flight, we're getting drinks early. She
comes up to us, Hi, noon, all right, perfect, and
Loura gets Baser, gets a cranberry vodka, get them both back,
Thank you so much, all right, and let's go ahead.

(18:16):
Is that gonna be you guys only drink?

Speaker 3 (18:21):
Wait?

Speaker 2 (18:21):
Wait, wait, we just started on a four hour Vegas
flight and you just asked if that's gonna be our
only Like, lady, there's gonna be about ten more of these,
And me and Baze are both look at each other
and we're like, no, no, no, we're definitely gonna order
some more. And she goes, okay, we I'm gonna have
to close you out after that. That one dude, She
made us close out after every drink that we got.

Speaker 1 (18:44):
Yeah, they're a little more regimented on Southwest. I missed
the days when they would just hand out drinks for free. Like,
I mean, if you're going to Vegas. They were always like,
oh yeah, I have a drink. I have a drink
and they never charge you. And they you used to
send me a lot more drink tickets for Southwest. I
don't get them anymore. I don't know what's going on
over there there. It's a change. So let a landscape.

Speaker 2 (19:02):
Let it be noted, guys. I think they do that.
It's a tactic to get you not to drink as much.

Speaker 1 (19:09):
Oh maybe, So that's probably a good idea because there's
been some unruly passengers in the sky. If you ever
look at the news, there's one every day.

Speaker 2 (19:16):
So when you have a bender to Vegas, a flight
that lasts almost a quarter of the day, and you
have one drink fifteen minutes into the flight, and the
lady looks at you, dead serious and says, is that
the only one you're gonna have? Please give her the
exact same look me and Baser gave her when we
look back at her, like what the fuck? Excuse me, lad,

(19:40):
I'm gonna warn you right now, you're in for a boy.
We're just getting started.

Speaker 1 (19:46):
Hey, see that button on there is gonna be going
ding ding ding ding. Because we're gonna be calling you
back here a lot, lady. All right.

Speaker 2 (19:54):
I actually should have started with that story because that
was are should we take a commercial?

Speaker 1 (19:57):
No, no go, I want your other Vegas?

Speaker 2 (19:59):
Okay, So we probably should have started with that one
because that one on and up one. This one actually
kind of gets good. The crime music is perfect. So
it's Thanksgiving Day and we're doing the old traditions. Oh man,
I wish I could have went back to Michigan. Oh
I know those flights were fifteen hundred. Southwest doesn't fly
their way too expensive that I just saw my parents
a couple of weeks ago. Maria comes every Muffy comes
every month with Boomer and Baser. Her family had a

(20:21):
couple of deaths in the family, so they don't have
a huge gathering anymore. And her pops tells me, you
know us, not very social, dude. He just loves a
chill so like love it. I told him, I told
him on Thanksgiving the day before you go. Dude's so
sorry we're doing this. It's her birthday. That's kind of
why we're going to Vegas instead of sticking around. He goes,
you know me, not very social.

Speaker 1 (20:44):
About her mom her mom's social a little bit not okay.

Speaker 2 (20:47):
Yeah, they dude, they love the country and they love
keeping to themselves, got it. They know us, a couple
other country folk, a couple other family members, and that's
about it. And they love their lives.

Speaker 1 (20:58):
Yeah. It's like when I saw mcguar's opening and I
went up to him and I was like, ah, because
up from the wedding, and he just looked at me
like I don't know who the hell you are.

Speaker 3 (21:04):
And I was like, my bad, tell him the joke
you had?

Speaker 1 (21:08):
Ah, what did I tell him? You tell me? Oh?

Speaker 2 (21:13):
I told him because Laura's dad, Vaser's dad had helped
with the building of Garst Bar on Broadway.

Speaker 1 (21:20):
And so I go up to him and I was like, hey, Bill,
I noticed over there on the second floor there was
a couple of screws loose if you could get a
screwdriver and get on that. And he looked at me
like who is this guy? Like who is this guy?
I thought he was gonna remember me from the wedding
I was in the wedding. I thought, okay, we build
a rapport because we talked at the wedding. But he

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literally was like thanks and just walked away. I was like,
all right, never mind, that was that was the lowkward,
little lowkward. That yeah. But I told him, hey, man,
there's a couple screws loose on the second floor. I
saw him, you know, they were hanging down. He did
not appreciate my humor. But now let's get to crying music.

Speaker 2 (21:57):
All that to say Thanksgiving Day, my arm around bazer. Hey,
this is our new tradition. We go somewhere different, different city,
went to Charleston one time. We're in Vegas. It's give
me special. This is fun. Man. You can already feel
the warmth of it.

Speaker 1 (22:08):
We're walking down.

Speaker 3 (22:09):
We were at Link.

Speaker 2 (22:10):
We got the we had our own I call it
private escalator because of where the doors were. It was
better to do that than the elevators. And maybe we're
the only people that bought in for the thirty dollars
pool side. Absolutely nobody else used these escalators. It was
just us. And immediately to the casino floor.

Speaker 1 (22:24):
I know what you're talking about. That escalator is great, dude.
Me and her riding around escalator.

Speaker 2 (22:28):
Dude, just loving life, smiling, and I go, this is
this is our new Thanksgiving tradition. This is this is
just as special. No more than two seconds after I
opened the door. No, no, no, he hit me. He
hit me? Fuck you No, what didn't I didn't hit you? Hey,
you guys, you guys, both of you guys, get back,
get back.

Speaker 3 (22:46):
He hit me, hit me?

Speaker 2 (22:49):
Fuck you No, what didn't hear you? No?

Speaker 3 (22:51):
What didn't hear you? He hit me?

Speaker 1 (22:53):
The officer officer, he hit me.

Speaker 2 (22:54):
Okay, we're gonna need both the parties back. Both parties back, ma'am.
Please hit me.

Speaker 3 (23:00):
They hit me.

Speaker 2 (23:01):
But me, okay, both you and stand over there, please
sir against the wall.

Speaker 3 (23:06):
Fuck that fuck that.

Speaker 2 (23:08):
I didn't touch her. You could check the camera, take
a camera. We had domestic abuse, oh man, at seven
am as we're heading to our Duncan coffee.

Speaker 1 (23:18):
That means they were up all night.

Speaker 2 (23:19):
And they had two security officers.

Speaker 3 (23:21):
One of the dudes was.

Speaker 1 (23:22):
With the yellow and the yellow shirt and blue or whatever,
yellow and black.

Speaker 2 (23:26):
The that man was getting the woman's story. Another security
officer had the other guy fifteen feet away. He was
getting that man's story. But when we came out, they
were within inches of each other. On the facegiving day.

Speaker 1 (23:42):
They weren't very thankful.

Speaker 2 (23:43):
Man, dude, A night of violence ended on Thanksgiving. That
there was no blood. I can say that I don't
know of any, if any of anything else that had happened.
We didn't witness it.

Speaker 1 (23:54):
Did you say, I'll check the tape. You should have
told him, hey, officer, he threw the Red Challenge fight.
He wants to go upstairs the Eye in the Sky.

Speaker 2 (24:02):
I said, uh as, I was saying bezer about it
just being just as warm here in Vegas about Thanksgiving.
It was sad. They they were up all night drinking and.

Speaker 1 (24:15):
Doing drugs allegedly.

Speaker 2 (24:18):
I mean, how else do you stand up till seven am?

Speaker 1 (24:21):
Good point? So what happened? They were arrested, both parties.

Speaker 2 (24:27):
They had it because it was the casino security for
sure had to have called cops. And then they both
just go to jail. Oh, man, that suck because they
were both He was adamant he didn't hit her, and
she said, so maybe they go to the Eye in
the Sky. If there's no proof, then they say, are
you guys okay with each other? And then they don't

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go to jail.

Speaker 1 (24:49):
Oh. They got to separate each other. They got to
at least separate each other for a few hours to
let them calm down.

Speaker 2 (24:53):
But who's separate? Is it that security job?

Speaker 1 (24:56):
Or put them?

Speaker 2 (24:57):
Do they put them in a separate room because they
need to be separated, and they were immediately. I had
the swift security. They they were on it, man, I
tell you what.

Speaker 3 (25:05):
The Link job.

Speaker 2 (25:06):
There was everybody on site shy of SpongeBob when there
was domestic abuse, and.

Speaker 1 (25:12):
They SpongeBob showed up. He's like, you guys want a picture?
You guys want.

Speaker 2 (25:17):
They absolutely squashed that. Props to the Link and the
eye and the sky on that guy.

Speaker 1 (25:21):
Man, that was sad. We'll take a break. I mean
I didn't I didn't know we were going there. You want
to feel like absolute crap on Thanksgiving? Yeah, the whole holiday,
the whole week. Have your in laws come to town,
right Your in laws live right down the street, so
they pop over whenever they want. My in laws, I'm thinking,

(25:42):
this is a time for relaxation. They're here, it's vacation,
it's a holiday, the kids don't have school. Let's chill
for a few days. My in laws come in and
they act like my house is a pile of shit.
They act like we can't take care of ourselves. They

(26:02):
start up they're like. My father's all like, hey, where
is that curtain rod that your your wife once hung up?
I'm like what, She's never mentioned a curtain rod in
her life to me, you didn't do I'm like, what
curtain There's no curtain rod? And he goes, yeah, she
said she gave me a to do list and one
of them was hanging this curtain rod. I coach, you

(26:22):
haven't done it for six months. I have never been
told about a curtain rod anywhere. And I'm like what
And he's like, yeah, she told me that you guys
want to hang a curtain rod in the kid's bedroom.
I'm like, we do. So he goes down and hang,
He hangs the damn curtain rod in the kid's bedroom
and I'm like, what the hell?

Speaker 2 (26:43):
You want to just take my man card to j
Then oh, then we bought a mirror that she bought
a mirror at an estate sale and she I was like, well,
where do you want to hang in?

Speaker 1 (26:54):
I don't know. I unic she's stuck in the closet.
Never said anything else about it. Her parents so there
and her father in law was like, now, so where
is this mirror going. I'm like, I don't know, and
he goes, no, no, she said she wanted it in
the kitchen right And I'm like, no, she has not
mentioned anything about a damn mirror to me since we
you know, like we bought the mirror we put in
the closet, and she said she was gonna think about it.

(27:15):
He's like, no, she said, she wants it hung up
right here. So he gets out the tape measure and
starts marking shit and hangs it right on the wall.

Speaker 2 (27:21):
Yeah, let me get the tape measure.

Speaker 3 (27:23):
It's in the bedroom.

Speaker 1 (27:24):
And I'm like, well, what the hell?

Speaker 2 (27:26):
Like they start just doing everything, but you got him
knocked off the list, so it was never on the list.
But you're saying it's a little bit. It's a little bit.
I was gonna say emasculating, yeah, and a little bit
of like okay, and like the kid's laundry, you know
what I mean.

Speaker 1 (27:44):
It gets washed and it stays in the laundry room
and you never put it away, so they go in
there and that's where they pick out their clothes.

Speaker 2 (27:49):
I'm the man in this house, Jim No, No.

Speaker 1 (27:52):
Father in law, monck. Hey, we're gonna clean this up
right now. We're gonna clean this laundry up right now?

Speaker 2 (27:56):
What did this place look like?

Speaker 1 (27:58):
And I'm like, holy, they like we can't even take
care of ourselves, dude.

Speaker 3 (28:02):
Oh you're talking about mount laundry? Honey?

Speaker 2 (28:08):
What happened to the mountain?

Speaker 3 (28:09):
Back here?

Speaker 2 (28:10):
It's love, dude. It's awesome though, once it all gets done.

Speaker 1 (28:13):
Yeah, But I'm sitting there trying to watch football going
across the top. I'm trying to relax, and there's drilling
freaking knocking stuff out, like pulling this out, moving this,
doing that. And I'm like, so, am I allowed to relax?
Or am I supposed to go help that?

Speaker 2 (28:31):
That was my big dilemma, right, You just stand there
and really you're in support. I mean I can't see
a TV. Well, see, we have a lot of TVs.
I made sure that we're a TV household. So usually
any project we're doing, I have a TV. I guess
what spare bedroom? How often do I.

Speaker 1 (28:46):
Go in the spare bedroom? You do?

Speaker 2 (28:48):
But Bezos got this roller TV that I can roll
roll around the spare bedroom.

Speaker 1 (28:51):
Never go in there. That's where the in laws are staying, right.

Speaker 2 (28:54):
And what a what a pointless room?

Speaker 1 (28:56):
Right? It's so dumb. It's like, oh, we need a
spare bedroom. You know when people visit. Guess how often
people come visit? Maybe once a year. So you can
figure it out through an air mattress suburb. You don't
need a spare bedroom. It's absolutely stupid. But I'm I
don't go in the spare bedroom. But since they're staying
in there, we need to tidy up the spare bedroom.
So we're in there. The in laws are moving the bed,

(29:18):
vacuuming behind the bed, dude, and I'm like, what the
they're acting like that. We live in the damn shitthole.
And then I've never done anything in my life. I mean,
they've got the vacuum out, they got the mop, they're
you know, doing washing the sheets and the comforter and
the pillows and the every day coach.

Speaker 2 (29:37):
That's not even the worst of it. Did you get
criticized for your tools?

Speaker 3 (29:42):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (29:43):
Next, hey, where are your drill bits? Oh they're right
there in that closet.

Speaker 3 (29:47):
They may have a little dust on them.

Speaker 1 (29:49):
And he's like, I didn't see him. I don't think
you have any drill bits. And I'm like, oh, I
have drill bits, man, they should be right there. So
I didn't find. He goes, I'll just go to home
depot and get some. You got home depot and I'm
like all right, man, And he goes home Depot gets
whatever he needs. He comes back and he's like, oh,

(30:11):
they are in that closet. They were just underneath something.
I'm like, I told you. He goes, yeah, but these
these drill bits are better. These are these are a
little bit newer. And he goes to get my electric
drill and he's like, seems like you need an electric drill.
The battery's not holding a charge.

Speaker 3 (30:24):
No, I charge that thing every night. Should be good.

Speaker 1 (30:26):
And he's like, you want to go pick you up
one right now? I'm like, or he goes, you want
to go to home depot with me and get one.
I'm like, no, I really don't. I don't have any
desire right now, at this moment, at this point in time,
to go to home depot to get a gosh darn drill.
I would just like to relax. And he's like, I'll
just go to home depot. So he goes back to

(30:47):
home depot.

Speaker 2 (30:48):
He made a double trip to depot.

Speaker 1 (30:51):
He made a triple tip trip to depot right that's bad.

Speaker 2 (30:55):
That means you it, coach.

Speaker 1 (30:56):
No, I had a drill. I had the drill bits,
but I cparently the battery wasn't holding its charge. Then
he the back door, like when it's wintertime, it's harder
to lock it.

Speaker 2 (31:11):
Yeah, you gotta winterize it, man, And.

Speaker 1 (31:13):
He's like, oh, you need a chisels, Like do you
have a chisel.

Speaker 2 (31:18):
I'm like, Coach, you've been asked for the electric gun,
the chisel, the curtain rod in an ancient mirror.

Speaker 1 (31:24):
And I'm like, no, no, man, I don't. I don't
have a I don't have a chisel. Hels. I wish
i'd known that before. I got to go back to
home depot and he goes back down Depo, gets the
chisel and he's like, chiseling out where the lot goes
because I guess it's sunken down or it's not level anymore.

(31:46):
So it was hitting the top chisels a little piece
of the wood off. I'm like, none of this shit
bothers me. None of this bothers me. Can we like,
I've lived in this house and none of this has
bothered me. I have not wanted to fix any of this.
No one has told me I need to fix any
of this, But they come to town, it's like, oh
my god, this house is falling apart. And then the

(32:07):
spare bedroom. Guess what, right, we never used the spare bedroom.
I never put a curtain rod up, never, or a
shower curtain, right, and so like, how are we supposed
to take a shower mine? Never? I didn't think about that.
Whenever you come, we usually just hang a towel and
it gets on the or put some towels on the
floor and that blust the water. Well that's unacceptable. Well

(32:32):
we'll just run the target real kit quick and we'll
get a shower curtain and rot and oh my.

Speaker 2 (32:36):
God, damn dude, four depots and a target.

Speaker 1 (32:39):
It was like, I mean, it made me just sitting
there going and then my wife's like, is everything okay?
I'm like, well, besides the fact that they think I
am incapable of doing anything, and b I don't know
if I'm other supposed to sit there and help or
if I'm if I'm allowed to sit here and watch football.
I don't know the you know protocol here.

Speaker 2 (32:56):
The protocol is this, you offer something that's just completely points.
So for example, for me, it's just Gary, let me
hold this ladder for you. No, man, does these things
hold themselves? It? It's four legs, stupid, Okay, no worries. Man,
you offer something that you know they don't even need
help with. You know, Hey, dude, it is getting darker.
You grab a light or something. No, man, I'm good.

(33:17):
Oh okay, Uh, just let me know if anything you
know you're offering, you know what am I gonna do?
Hold a let you know, stuff like that.

Speaker 1 (33:22):
Because I looked at the curtain run and they were
I mean, it took him forty five minutes to do
the curtain run.

Speaker 2 (33:27):
I'm like, guys, you gotta measure it. That's a whole thing.
It's not just sticking it up there. Gary would measure it.
He would put a laser on it, dude, he would.
He's got the drill gun. You're gonna do one side
then the other. There's a lot to you gotta level it.
There's a level on meat.

Speaker 3 (33:43):
Dude.

Speaker 2 (33:43):
Me, I'd stick it up two darts in the sides.

Speaker 1 (33:46):
Right. And we had the exact same conversation. I said, guys,
it's been forty five minutes. What's going on? Why is
their tape all over the wall, and my wife's like, oh,
you know how my dad is. He likes to measure everything,
make sure everything's perfect. And she goes, That's how I
prefer it. You know what I mean is if we
just measure, measure, measure, measure, measure, make sure everything's perfect.

Speaker 3 (34:08):
You prefer perfectly measured.

Speaker 1 (34:09):
She goes, let me guess your dad would have just
got up there and eyeballed it. I said, yeah, I
think he would eyeballed it. That's what I would have done.
I'd have just see your dad. I'm a construction guy,
I know, but I think he eyeballed a lot, like
a curtain rod. I don't think you is a big deal.

Speaker 2 (34:23):
I would almost imagine that the curtain rod can probably
there's probably what is it called backsplash or something where
it's actually level there. You would just need to level
the top and boom it.

Speaker 1 (34:34):
I don't know, but I'm just saying I left that
week feeling like, holy s man, A, this dude thinks
I am the laziest person in the world, because I'm like,
I don't want to do any of this crap. I
just want to watch football. I never planned to do
any of this b he criticized my tools, what I'm
working with. He was like, you need to step up
your game, and b C they're coming back in like

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two weeks.

Speaker 2 (34:57):
Dude. The worst is a tool criticization criticizing. It happened
to me. I would I He goes, hey, will you
go get me get me something to screw this in.

Speaker 3 (35:07):
Dude.

Speaker 2 (35:07):
I just went and got a Phillips screwdriver, like a
hand one.

Speaker 3 (35:11):
Dude.

Speaker 1 (35:11):
He wanted like.

Speaker 2 (35:12):
Some drill gun. I bring him that and he's like,
what the is this? I was like, at Phillips, do
you want He goes, We'll be out here all night
if you I'm gonna do it with that. My that's
a good point. He's like, you ain't got that thing,
you know, whatever the name is. It's just it's like

(35:33):
a hydraulic gun. And he's like, but dude, my I
hand him like it's limp and it has no cord
connected to it. And I'm like, yeah, just this little Phillips.

Speaker 3 (35:41):
Dude.

Speaker 2 (35:41):
He's like that, get out of here, man. So then
I do it and then I'm walking with my little
Phillips screwdriver. Wasn't good enough. I got tool called out dudement. Hey,
your father in law, Phil said that this little screwdriver
isn't big enough, so then you head inside with your

(36:06):
limp screwdriver.

Speaker 3 (36:08):
I mean, there's no coming back from that.

Speaker 2 (36:09):
You're like, baser, we got to go to home depo.
Your dad says we need some hydraulic.

Speaker 1 (36:12):
Hey, Besil, I'm just gonna go up in the room.
Tell me when your dad leaves it. I'm too embarrassed
see him anymore. That was my I mean, that was
my Thanksgiving man. I just I left that week and
then I dropped them off at the airport and they're like, oh, man,
thanks for everything. I'm like, thanks for everything.

Speaker 3 (36:27):
I didn't do shit nice working with you.

Speaker 1 (36:29):
I'm like, hey, guys, thanks for coming and telling me
my house is in disrepair or disregard or disheveled or
whatever the hell the word is. It's falling apart because
you guys fixed everything that i'd even know need fixing.
Who knew the mirror was going there? I had no idea.
My wife never said anything.

Speaker 2 (36:45):
Right, but in that moment, it's frustrating. But dude, that
list is gone. Bro, You're good for the next year.

Speaker 1 (36:52):
I will say this, I do feel good about it.
I'm like, hey, all right, man, I guess that's all done.

Speaker 2 (36:58):
You're going in the backyard. You're just bumbling yourself. This
door actually does shut pretty nice.

Speaker 1 (37:03):
Hey at night, She's like, can you lock that back door?
My hasho. I can lock it pretty easy, honey.

Speaker 3 (37:10):
I'm gonna go take a shower the spare bedroom.

Speaker 1 (37:12):
Yeah, you know how we now have a shower curtain
in that bedroom. I'm gonna go ahead and take a
shower in there. That's pretty cool man. Like, oh, because
the kids have been asking, hey, dad, can we take
one in there? And I'm just like, no, it makes
too big of a mess. Now, hey, kids, go for.

Speaker 2 (37:26):
It, dude, what do they come back for Christmas?

Speaker 1 (37:31):
Man? Christmas? Yeah, we'll take a break. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (37:37):
So we're gonna need to break down the playoffs.

Speaker 1 (37:39):
No, no, no, I want to talk about ruining sports because
if this is true what they're proposing in Major League Baseball,
I saw it.

Speaker 3 (37:50):
I saw it.

Speaker 1 (37:52):
I mean, count me out. I will be done with baseball.
I will absolutely be done with baseball.

Speaker 2 (38:01):
I actually didn't even know if it was real. I
thought I got ball sacked.

Speaker 1 (38:04):
I thought I got ball sacked myself. And then I
looked and Jason Stark is like a legit reporter.

Speaker 2 (38:10):
Yeah, he's he's one of those guys that does the
articles that's monumental in the in the field of baseball.

Speaker 1 (38:16):
And they're considering this stupid ass rule in Major League
Baseball called the golden.

Speaker 2 (38:22):
Let's say it in the counter of three one two three,
golden bat bat, golden bat, golden bat, whatever it's called.

Speaker 1 (38:31):
And that is at any point in the game, At
any point in the game, does it matter where you're
at in your lineup, you can send your best hitter
to the plate. That is the stupidest thing I've ever heard.

Speaker 2 (38:47):
Dude.

Speaker 1 (38:47):
Stop, So if your best hitter is standing on second.

Speaker 2 (38:49):
Back, excuse me, we're gonna use our golden bat.

Speaker 1 (38:52):
No, instead of throwing a red challenge flag, you gotta
throw the golden bat out of the dugout and it lands.

Speaker 2 (38:57):
And you imagine Lou Panelo's I'm like this, Yeah, I'll
use the golden shower or whatever it's called.

Speaker 1 (39:06):
I just do not under I mean, we are turning
it into the Harlem Globetrotters. That is the stupidest thing
I have ever heard.

Speaker 2 (39:13):
Can you see Joe Tory out there fucking calling for
the golden bat.

Speaker 1 (39:17):
Hey, hold on, ruh Blue time, Tom? Yeah, are you
using the challenge?

Speaker 2 (39:21):
No?

Speaker 1 (39:22):
Using the Golden what? Yeah, golden at bat? And we
need to get Jeter off second, So we got to
put a runner out on the second, and then Jeter
is gonna come back to the plate and hit what?
So who's gonna run one? Who gets to go on second?
Anybody you want? Absolutely stupid? And then imagine, imagine you're
let's say you're Jash Chisholm. Just because I saw him

(39:44):
smoking and drinking on vacation. They showed a picture of him. Uh,
and he's up, He's walking into the plane. They're like, hey, Josh, yes,
hold on, I'm an. I know the bases are loaded,
but we're gonna put Judge up there. The fuck you
mean you're gonna put Judge up there? You don't think
I can hit.

Speaker 3 (39:59):
He's got a bigger tool.

Speaker 1 (40:00):
I just think it would be a how would you
explain that to the locker room? Hey, you're on our team,
but in big situations, I don't think you're good enough.
You're not gonna hit. No, we're gonna bring you out
so corny and stupid. This better not happened in our lifetime.

Speaker 2 (40:16):
First of all, there was no changes to baseball for
like one hundred years, and since we've been alive, and
actually since we graduated from college, there's.

Speaker 1 (40:22):
Been like fifteen I do love the pitch count. The
pitchclock is amazing.

Speaker 2 (40:28):
Pitchers no longer hitting bigger bases, bigger dicks. And I
will say, I don't like cupcakes on the hands so
they can slide in better.

Speaker 1 (40:35):
You can, I get that, no injuries. I don't like
that the pitchers don't hit because it takes a lot
of the strategy of out of when to remove a
picture from the game, because are you gonna.

Speaker 3 (40:45):
Let him hit?

Speaker 1 (40:45):
If he's dealing, he's hit, he's throwing six shutout innings,
but the bases are loaded. It's a zero zero game.
Do you leave men? Do you not leave men to hit?
I mean, I liked that aspect of it.

Speaker 2 (40:55):
But how comical, right, how comical was it when pitchers
would come up.

Speaker 1 (40:59):
It's funny. But then when Carrie Wood or someone would
that could actually hit and hit bombs in the playoffs,
it was awesome.

Speaker 2 (41:04):
Bartman year or the year before, dude, I'll never forget
when Carrie Wood had a home run onto Waveland.

Speaker 1 (41:10):
I was in ye.

Speaker 2 (41:11):
Sophomore in high school. Me and my brother watched. I
was like, holy shit, holy shit, Carrie Wood just hit.

Speaker 3 (41:15):
A home run.

Speaker 1 (41:17):
Amazing the way one.

Speaker 3 (41:19):
It's God.

Speaker 1 (41:21):
But no, guess what, he would never get to do
that because the goldld that, Oh, we're not gonna back
carry Wood here, We're gonna bring up Sammy swinging and
everything and out of the strike zone.

Speaker 2 (41:30):
So so.

Speaker 1 (41:32):
I absolutely it can't happen. I do like I do
like the extra innings where a runner starts on second base,
because we do not need not if you.

Speaker 2 (41:40):
Got an under good God, it used to be guaranteed
and under would be okay, dude, with the guy on
base there, any time it goes to the extra inning
is gonna be two runs or for sure a run.

Speaker 1 (41:50):
I understand, but I'm saying I don't need twenty any
games in the regular season. It's too much. But the
pitch clock, everything but this golden bat. Please, for the
love of God, for the love of God, Rob Manfree,
if you do this, you are the dumbest commission in
the history of all the sports. Absolutely stupid. It can't
have any support.

Speaker 2 (42:10):
There is we talk about it and say it doesn't
it sound more normal?

Speaker 1 (42:14):
No, it doesn't sound normal at all.

Speaker 2 (42:18):
The Golden Bat.

Speaker 1 (42:21):
Oh good god, I mean, hey man, yeah, we got
so get out of here.

Speaker 2 (42:27):
I mean, the Golden Bat is just gonna be the
O Tawnis of the world. Judge, you're bringing up your
guy with the biggest bat.

Speaker 1 (42:34):
Yes, and I just I don't like it. I don't know,
maybe I'm crazy. Anything else you want to talking about?

Speaker 2 (42:40):
Yeah, college football playoffs?

Speaker 1 (42:42):
What are you gonna talk We already talked about it.
There's nothing else to talk about.

Speaker 2 (42:44):
These balls get Ohio State, justin versus Ray and base
There's other big things to talk about.

Speaker 1 (42:52):
There's gonna be games this weekend, so it's gonna change
right right.

Speaker 2 (42:56):
But here's gonna be and Justin were saying, why does
all Army not have a seat at the table. They're
defending our country. Can they not get a.

Speaker 1 (43:05):
Bid because the one team they played, they got boat
race put Army in. Okay, they get beat by seventy
They got beat by seventy by no no name, dude.
They played one team and they got freaking absolutely sodomized. Oh.
Speaking of Justin, he texted me the other night because you, guys,
pulled off the miracle of all miracles in fantasy. You

(43:28):
hadn't joke you. You're down by like fifteen, and then joke
you has two touchdowns in the first freaking half. I
mean he only had thirty yards, but two tds right
there in the first half, and Justin text me where
the hell is this? Text god? It was funny. Man,
this dude he lives and dies. And then he went

(43:49):
crazy on the Facebook page.

Speaker 2 (43:51):
Guys, this is just real quick. This is just what
Justin had to say about the College Football Playoff. This
is very important. He said, Georgia somehow makes it in
with five losses, and I said, yes, they're in. Bama
also is in with five losses. And then Justin said,
over an undefeated army squad who protects our nation under
God invisible, with liberty and justice for all they need

(44:14):
to be in you kinda put Army in the CFP, Dude,
I mean the Army versus Georgia like nineteen to ten.

Speaker 1 (44:25):
I'm telling you, fantasy football is like a toxic relationship.

Speaker 2 (44:31):
It's toxic. It's like it's a drug fueled relationship.

Speaker 1 (44:34):
Is it really is? You try to get away and
you keep coming back and it treats you so bad
most of the time and just beats you down, and
you're like, oh no, it's gonna get better. I can
change it. I can change it, and it never damn changes.
And I felt so bad for Jeremy Griffith, who you
were playing this week, because in joking you, there's no
way you should have won down by sixteen or seventeen points.

Speaker 2 (44:55):
It was a miracle. We were out of the playoffs.
And jok who had to score like sixteen two touchdowns.
It was virtually mathematically, astronomically impossible for us to win
at fantasy within Djoku and he for some reason caught
two touchdown passes. They had no rushing touchdowns. Jamis Winston
threw four tugs, and yes, we won in fantasy. Mathematically
we are already in the playoffs, even though there's another

(45:16):
week and all that to say this justin fantasy. Yes,
let's be real, guys, we don't get to the Endjoku,
if the Josh Allen.

Speaker 1 (45:28):
What's his name, Josh Allen?

Speaker 2 (45:30):
Yeah, if he doesn't score three touchdowns on one play
he got credit for two passing touchdowns. He got credit
for a receiving touchdown, and he got great credit for
a rushing.

Speaker 1 (45:42):
Touchdown because he did have a rushing touchdown. He did
have a passing touchdown.

Speaker 2 (45:46):
Guys, in what world does a player get two touchdowns
on one play? That in joku doesn't happen if the
scoring system is it not? Nay, I'm not saying in
wu box. I'm saying overall in fantasy, we gave a
quarterback two touchdowns on one play. I'll hang up and listen.

Speaker 1 (46:04):
I mean, you give a receiver a touchdown for the
and a quarterback a touchdown when they throw it to him,
So why if you throw it to yourself?

Speaker 2 (46:10):
I never thought that, good boy.

Speaker 1 (46:13):
But here's the post after an in joke, you scores
his second touchdown. The abusive relationship Jeremy Griffith's posts. All
I needed to beat Sisan Ray Mundo was the Browns
to brown and the joke you did not score sixteen
points covered that in the first half, no reason to
watch the second half. Congrats on first in the division, coach, Ray,

(46:34):
not Justin Ray. Justin gets on there and he replies,
and he says, he took it down. Why do you
take it down? Why did Justin take it down.

Speaker 2 (46:47):
He might have been wine heavy. Good God, he took
it down.

Speaker 1 (46:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (46:52):
He said something like f you, Jeremy Griffin, where I.

Speaker 1 (46:56):
Was like, I don't need your congratulations for the Coach
of the year. All I need to know is that
we put you sleep to sleep early.

Speaker 2 (47:05):
Good night. You told him good night, that he headed.

Speaker 1 (47:09):
And then he headed to bed, and then there's no more.
It's gone, though, and you wrote I woke up. Saul
Brown's thirty two points was shocked by that. Open to
ESPN box score saw four Jamis touchdowns, shocking again, immediately
wide awake. Then scroll down and see no running back touchdown,
not one. Immediately I knew in joke, you got the

(47:31):
two tugs. Scrolled down and sure enough a miracle in
the flyover States had happened while I rested. Thanks man,
that was a class by Jeremy Griffith. He is great, dude.
I mean, I think he's a principal. And here here's
the thing I'm gonna tell you about it. I know
this league. I'm gonna talk about other leagues. I'm out
of my guillotine league because I started out the week

(47:53):
twenty four from Keenan Allen on Thursday. Then ceedee lamb
does nothing and then the team just did nothing. But
that does matter. This is how cruel fantasy is. And
another league I'm in with batter's box and people we
grew up.

Speaker 3 (48:06):
With, what if everybody that's a batter's box.

Speaker 1 (48:09):
It was a miracle I got even close to coming
back with in joke, you and I had Devon Veiley.
He only had one catch, but in joke you has
one play. On that last drive eight or nine yards,
they throw it to him, He's wide open on the sideline,
turns to go upfield. He dropped the damn ball. I

(48:30):
lose by point foward to batter's box. In another league,
I'm eliminated from the playoffs.

Speaker 2 (48:34):
Dude, you know how many times Jay Flowers, we have,
Zay and Lamar. Jackson drops a pass and it hits
him in the chest. Bateman drops a pass, hits Lamar.
Hit so many guys in the chest and they dropped
the balls. Oh the other league, they remember that. When
you're at the Sore Losers convention and you're betting Ravens
in the playoffs, remember that Bateman has Ham hands, Zay
Flowers as ham hands, and Mark Andrews is a ham

(48:55):
handed fuck. Well.

Speaker 1 (48:58):
The other league I'm in with Garrett Greg Jacob chess day.
I'm playing the first place team, Jacob. I'm battling. I
win this game, playoffs, baby playoffs. If I lose it, eliminated.
He has the din' ver d oh. I'm up by
one point.

Speaker 2 (49:18):
I know what happened.

Speaker 1 (49:19):
I'm up by one point. There's a minute thirty left
on the clock. I'm up by one point with a
minute thirty left on the clock.

Speaker 2 (49:28):
That's a bad beat. Pick six they were betters lost
on that too. If I guess the line was six
and a half, you gave them a winner at minus six.
I did, But then Vegas the line up, switching to
six and a half, and I guess they said millions
of dollars switched hands on that interception, and I'm eliminated
from the playoffs.

Speaker 1 (49:46):
I mean, fantasy football is the most toxic thing.

Speaker 2 (49:50):
I do, and our fantasy football though, it's a bad luck.
But pretty sure you batters bocked me and justin all
made the playoffs, not me.

Speaker 1 (49:58):
Two teams ahead of me going into the last week,
two teams handed me going into the last week. That's
what I mean by it's a toxic relationship. Man. Sorry,
I hate fantasy football. I mean I may I may
need to take a year off from it. It's just
it's it's awful. We'll take a break, we'll bright back.

(50:19):
We're just gonna read a couple of emails because people,
I guess people play keino.

Speaker 3 (50:23):
Dudes.

Speaker 1 (50:23):
I had no idea.

Speaker 2 (50:24):
Oh this can be great.

Speaker 1 (50:25):
Hey, coachers, I hope you're doing well.

Speaker 2 (50:29):
I'm a levib. I hope you're doing well.

Speaker 1 (50:32):
I'm a forty one year old degenerate who will dabble
in keno game every time I'm in Vegas. The machines
are at the bar, offer video poker slots and keino.
You can sit there, get free drinks regularly, and play
keno for twenty five cents to a dollar a hand.
Keino is basically the lottery and you can hit big
off a minimal bet. If you like to drink, watch sports,

(50:55):
and want to stretch your money out, then you should
definitely visit the machines at the bar and play a
video poker or keno. Also, y'all need to play face
up pie gal at least once in your life. Degenerate
Jesse y.

Speaker 2 (51:10):
Okay Oh, I did hear that Dana White won like
eight million playing Bachharat?

Speaker 1 (51:16):
Yeah, unreal.

Speaker 2 (51:18):
We need to learn pie Gal and Bakharat.

Speaker 1 (51:20):
Yeah, I don't know, But do they teach you how
to play pie Gal if you're there?

Speaker 2 (51:24):
Yeah, they're real understanding in Vegas when you're trying to
learn games.

Speaker 1 (51:27):
Yeah, there is another one, Coachers, I'm a listener from
day one, haven't missed a podcast and listen to every
listen even to pulling the names out of the fantasy.

Speaker 2 (51:36):
Set the coach, are you drunk as fuck?

Speaker 1 (51:39):
Hey? Delete? Hey? Edit this out? Coachers, I'm a listener
from day one and haven't missed a podcast and listen
even the pulling of the names from for fantasy football,
even though I don't put my name in the hat.
And yes, Ray, I have no life and sitting in
an office all day, so I have nothing but time.
But anyways, I am thirty six and not ninety. But
my boyfriend and I love Yeah, I love playing Keno.

(52:02):
We play every time we go out for drinks. We
have won four hundred and ten dollars a couple of
times by getting all five of the numbers. All you
do is pick the numbers you think are going to
come out. The more numbers you pick correct, the more money.
Love the pod. Please don't cancel my downloading of the pod.
Go Browns, Go Calves, Katie Burton Burlin.

Speaker 2 (52:22):
Hold on, hold your nuts. So how does she bet Keino?
They live in Vegas?

Speaker 1 (52:28):
I know it sounds like she lives in Cleveland because
it says go Browns, Go Calves. Maybe they it's legal there.

Speaker 3 (52:33):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (52:34):
So you just pick five numbers and then wins the
game over immediately. It's just like lottery.

Speaker 2 (52:39):
But right away.

Speaker 1 (52:41):
Oh really, yeah, I.

Speaker 2 (52:42):
Knew how to play the whole damn time. Oh all right, kidding.
You ever been to uh what's that one? Up the room?

Speaker 1 (52:48):
The mint?

Speaker 2 (52:50):
I've never been so little games you're forced to load
the dumbest shit.

Speaker 1 (52:54):
I never played Keno.

Speaker 2 (52:55):
Man, it's oh cool. I just pick five numbers.

Speaker 1 (52:58):
Yeah, all right, everybody, have a great Wednesday. We're out
of here.

Speaker 2 (53:01):
Also, can we do can we play publics? We go
play Keno? Right now? You go can't play Keno?

Speaker 1 (53:10):
Maybe i'd even go dry Keno. Maybe maybe I'll go
up to Hi there.

Speaker 2 (53:13):
I'll take a gallon of milk and some Keino. How
are you doing happy holiday.

Speaker 1 (53:17):
Yeah, I'm here to play the Keno game.

Speaker 2 (53:19):
Oh my god, look at you like you're an addict.

Speaker 1 (53:22):
Yeah, you're right, all right, man, have a great Wednesday.
We're out. Oh man, have.

Speaker 2 (53:27):
You ever tried to turn in a couple scratchers at publics?
Not just calling them out, but any in grocery store,
gas station? Yeah, they're act like you're doing them a disservice.
First of all, the gas station, please please tell me
the exact amount of your scratch offs. We have to
know that we have the money first before we are
allowed to give you your payoff. Okay, buddy, I'm literally giving
you two little diamond Christmas tree scratchers that are worth

(53:50):
two dollars, like you guys don't have four dollars cash
or cash light. And then you go to publics, you
hand them one, they're perfectly fine. They scant give you money.
Hit them to find give your money, dude. Once you do,
after like five, they sure go.

Speaker 3 (54:06):
Peep peep.

Speaker 2 (54:09):
And then also there's like people coming in like that
are delivering stuff, so they're actually like kind of busy
with something. And then you feel like you're you know,
and like giving them a burden. So you're like, Okay,
maybe I just won't turn scratchers anymore. I was keeping
them in my drawerd.

Speaker 1 (54:22):
I want to get lunch yesterday, and I go to
the restaurant, this little order at the counter, and the
girl goes, what do you want?

Speaker 2 (54:29):
No pleasant trees?

Speaker 1 (54:31):
Oh yeah, that's it? Yeah? Would I are you getting
a drink?

Speaker 2 (54:37):
No?

Speaker 1 (54:39):
Ten dollars? Thank you? Bye? All right? Cool? Sorry, I
didn't mean to inconvenience you.

Speaker 2 (54:48):
And at what point does rude not be funny anymore?
In that instance, it was just rude, rude.

Speaker 1 (54:53):
But on the Southwest I kind of like, I mean,
she was too busy, she was on TikTok right when
I walked up, she had to put the phone down.

Speaker 2 (54:58):
Love that. Yeah. On the Southwest plain way home, the
lady goes, all right, we're here to get your bags,
get off my flight. I mean, at what point is
that not funny to be that rude?

Speaker 1 (55:07):
That's kind of funny.

Speaker 2 (55:08):
And then she goes, if you have a connecting flight,
we really don't care.

Speaker 1 (55:12):
I kind of find it that funny.

Speaker 2 (55:14):
Maybe I was just home over because I actually this kind
of things like that. I got a worker better than
that story. Oh I'm at the shoe place, and I'm like, hey,
years ago, I prepped it for the big show. It's
never made. It's pretty damn good.

Speaker 1 (55:28):
You want to save it?

Speaker 2 (55:29):
No, it's just funny. Quick I get these shoes, Like
I finally got like a pair of suede shoes. I
don't damn no, I've worn them zero times the last year.
But I get them and she gives me this cleaning
product for it. Bro, I don't know about this cleaning product.
I had a clean swede. What am I supposed to do?

Speaker 3 (55:42):
Jacket off?

Speaker 1 (55:43):
Spray it all over?

Speaker 2 (55:44):
Foam it all over my face?

Speaker 3 (55:45):
I have no idea.

Speaker 2 (55:46):
I asked the girl. It's like a gen zer.

Speaker 1 (55:48):
I go, hey, how do you do this?

Speaker 2 (55:50):
Foam?

Speaker 1 (55:50):
I just bought this little product for the suede and
she goes.

Speaker 2 (55:53):
I don't know, YouTube it, Coach. It's her store, But
you know what, She's right, I guess I'll just YouTube it.

Speaker 1 (56:07):
Coach.

Speaker 2 (56:08):
I was like, what the hell has happened to Jens?
You know what, You're right, I'll just YouTube what a worker?
How did they find you? I don't know, dumb ass?
YouTube it?

Speaker 3 (56:21):
Hey?

Speaker 1 (56:21):
What what what was your training?

Speaker 3 (56:23):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (56:24):
Did you guys go through a class.

Speaker 2 (56:25):
Now.

Speaker 1 (56:25):
They just told us, any question, YouTube.

Speaker 2 (56:27):
It, bro. If you gonna saw me The Spirit of
Christmas a year ago, I'm so happy, so excited. Okay, great, great, okay,
so yeah, but how do I put the spray on
and stuff like that? I don't know. YouTube it any money.

Speaker 1 (56:41):
I was like, all right, well that's fun, that's fun.
Yeah people, Hey society.

Speaker 2 (56:47):
Man basers like, she's right. Just YouTube it.

Speaker 1 (56:50):
Yeah, sore Losers Convention. If you want to know what
it's like, YouTube it or just go to sorelarser dot
com buy tickets.

Speaker 2 (56:58):
Hey, man, what was it convention like last year?

Speaker 1 (57:00):
Here?

Speaker 2 (57:00):
I don't know, dude, YouTube it?

Speaker 1 (57:05):
Oh man, all real, we're going home, dude. I'm tired,
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