Ray's Scared Of Christmas Lights

In this episode Lunchbox talks about how his wife caused him to miss ,most of the football this weekend due to her poor scheduling of events. Ray got to experience life with two kids and the feelings he had when it was time to release them back to their parents. Also the college football playoff is a disaster with so many teams losing and Ray has decided 12 teams is a bad idea. Plus Ray talks about the fears he has when it comes to Christmas lights. 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Yo, Monday, Monday holiday week. Oh my goodness, I'm so hey.
What time do you leave for Vegas?

Speaker 2 (00:09):
Five pm? Wednesday?

Speaker 1 (00:11):
So you get there at like seven pm?

Speaker 2 (00:14):
Well I've thrown off the time so that our flight
can't get tracked. Coach, Oh ray, if you wouldn't mind
giving me the exact time you lay in?

Speaker 1 (00:22):
What damn you think someone's coming after your plane because
you're going to Vegas? Like what the hell are you think?

Speaker 2 (00:28):
Like? What the fuck?

Speaker 1 (00:30):
Like? You're all that we don't want to track? Is playing?

Speaker 2 (00:32):
Oh no, coach a flying private?

Speaker 1 (00:35):
Oh my fault. Apologies. Sorry, you don't want that kid
on Twitter to track you and Taylor Swiss plane.

Speaker 2 (00:41):
My my bad. Oh dude, the Fox dial is up
and claim Buckman in our studio.

Speaker 1 (00:50):
I don't know, but I'm pretty excited for you. Man,
that's a good week to go to Vegas.

Speaker 2 (00:54):
Text are already rolling through with me and Baser. Billy
was gonna jump on board, but he randomly went to
Kane Kun Cabo. Oh but it's just gonna be me
and Baezer. Yeah. We're been two years, man, two years
too long.

Speaker 1 (01:08):
Sounds like a great time. Man, I haven't been in
like three months, and it was a bad time when
I went Bazers.

Speaker 2 (01:13):
Hitting me up with all the denominations to get I'm like, all.

Speaker 1 (01:15):
Right, how am I moving? Hey? I like the way
you're talking to me. Say some more, say some more through.

Speaker 2 (01:21):
In some twenties some fives. I was like, this is beautiful.
This is the last thing you want is one hundred
dollars bills?

Speaker 1 (01:28):
Wrong? What when you go to Vegas all you take
is hundreds.

Speaker 2 (01:33):
Well, we're definitely going a different strategy here.

Speaker 1 (01:36):
No, no, no, because it's easier to carry than having like
a WAT of twenties, a WAT of fives, a WAT
like they'll give you change. You can put it in
and cash out and get different bills. But just getting
there transporting the money. I don't want three hundred dollars
in twenties, two hundred dollars in fives.

Speaker 2 (01:56):
I mean, that's just a hassle, all right, May need
to talk to her again on that one. Then gave
us some good advice. The thing that we do that
for is because we're all about going back to the room.
What's burned us in the past, bit us right in
the asshole, is when you don't go back to the room. Oh, hey,
that thousand dollars you want? Oh that was amazing, right, Yeah,
let's just go to a couple other spots real quick.
Those couple other spots you end up getting absolutely drained

(02:20):
for the thousand.

Speaker 1 (02:21):
Yeah. That's like when I was at the Mint Gaming
Hall this weekend on Friday, you know, for work, and
this lady walks in. Hi, I'm Angie. I'm like, what up, Angie?
We say, Hi, take a picture, blah blah blah, and
she tries to win a sweatshirt. She misses the don't
throwing the ball in the bucket and great luck.

Speaker 2 (02:39):
She can't even win the free sweatshirt.

Speaker 1 (02:41):
And I said, we didn't want you. I said, I
didn't want you to win here because I wanted you
to save all your luck for one of the machines,
you know. And she sits down on this like fire
stick one. I don't even know what it's called, but
has like fireballs when you hit something, and then you
get to play a bonus game and you hit fireballs
on each row.

Speaker 2 (03:00):
Is it called firelink?

Speaker 1 (03:02):
That's it? Yeah, that is it, dude.

Speaker 2 (03:05):
I watch slots all the time. I followed d lucky.
I know all of them. I know I had to
play Wheel of Fortune, you play Top Dollar, you play Firelink,
you play Buffalo, I know Flass.

Speaker 1 (03:14):
I don't know it. I never seen Firelink and it
was the first time i'd seen it. And she sat
down at the one machine right there on the aisle,
and I mean, within three minutes, she goes, does this count?
Does this count? Is saving my luck? Seven hundred and
eighty dollars?

Speaker 2 (03:27):
Wow, that's on a slot. I'll take it.

Speaker 1 (03:30):
And I was like, dah, and that was She was
there for like four minutes, and she'd already hit for
seven eighty.

Speaker 2 (03:34):
Well I was just kidding, but would you mind me
doing a couple of spins?

Speaker 1 (03:37):
And I was like, I told you you didn't want
the sweatshirt. You wanted to save it.

Speaker 2 (03:40):
For the machine. Tell me this. Do they make her
sign papers? Were they taking tags out of that?

Speaker 1 (03:44):
No? Not seven eighty.

Speaker 2 (03:45):
No, it's got to break the thousand.

Speaker 1 (03:47):
Yeah, I think so. And so she was sitting there
playing a while, and then I should have probably given
her a sweatshirt because she won. I was like, oh shit,
but I never gave her a sweatshirt. So and she apologized. Uh.

Speaker 2 (03:56):
Any sore losers fans in Kentucky.

Speaker 1 (03:58):
Um, I met a couple saying, hey, a big fan
of the show, But I don't know which show they
were talking about.

Speaker 2 (04:07):
Mmmm. So trying to think if we were in public
this weekend. We had the kid's niece and nephew, and
from there are eleven and fourteen. Amy asked, I guess
I didn't break it down while they were here. I
believe eleven and fourteen got it. Could be off by
a year or five.

Speaker 1 (04:20):
So what do you do with a fourteen year old?

Speaker 2 (04:22):
She's a she is more matches up baser in the
fourteen year old's a girl? Me and the eleven year
olds a dude? He loves video games in sports?

Speaker 1 (04:29):
Got it?

Speaker 2 (04:30):
All we talk is balls, football and video games.

Speaker 1 (04:32):
Interesting.

Speaker 2 (04:33):
Kid woke up, didn't take a shower, His hair was
messed up for two straight days. It was amazing, and
you just drop him off at their parents. Oh sorry,
didn't take a shower. I guess your hair, dude, throw
a hat on. Looks like we didn't even take care
of you. Dude. We dropped him off at his parents.
He was hungry, thirsty, and his hair was messed up,
like he was homeless.

Speaker 1 (04:51):
He looks like you had a hell of a weekend. Yeah, man, Ray,
tell me what college life is like. You know what
I mean, That's what I'm gonna look like in college
where I haven't shower in three days.

Speaker 2 (04:59):
It's beautiful.

Speaker 1 (05:00):
Man.

Speaker 2 (05:00):
You drop those kids off, and that's what beser shit,
she goes. If you are a parent, you don't just
drop the kids off and get your life back. So
it was the It really was a separation of church
and state. The actual parents, us handing them to them,
us so excited. What a great weekend. But also we
don't have kids anymore. We're kidless. And now the parents

(05:22):
you could see the burden was now on them and
it was just such an energy where we gave them
this entire burden and we just dropped it off in
Brentwood and we had it back to the country. Man.

Speaker 1 (05:31):
I just sucks. They get to drive them all the
way down there.

Speaker 2 (05:33):
Man, we're already at the mall. Dude. Oh don't worry, man,
I'm in a critical fantasy football race right now. And
I was at the mall. I was in Azara at
Dillard's and belk.

Speaker 1 (05:43):
Oh which mall were you at?

Speaker 2 (05:44):
Man Green Hills?

Speaker 1 (05:45):
Oh? Okay, man, I thought you were at the mall
by where I was because you know, don't worry about it.
I got fantasy football going on. But I was at
the trampoline park.

Speaker 2 (05:52):
It's brutal.

Speaker 1 (05:53):
I mean, you want to start the show and I'll
tell you about what my wife did to me. I'll
tell you what my wife did. I mean, it was
a hell of a weekend, man, I was super all weekend.

Speaker 2 (06:01):
Guys, if you're in your truck right now, you can
probably go ahead and say this one with me. Arnold
is not here. He was drinking on Broadway and he's hungover.
It's the same thing every Monday, and I think if
we keep hammering that in the pavement when the convention

(06:21):
comes around, we can all do it together.

Speaker 1 (06:23):
Arnold not here.

Speaker 2 (06:25):
He's drank on Broadway, he's over. It's like three different things. Yeah, okay, okay.

Speaker 1 (06:32):
And when you did the horn, you said, do you
know what that is? And I don't say that's Colby
White headed down to the convention with his big rig.

Speaker 2 (06:40):
But I hope he's still trucking. I hope money's good.
I hopefully he's servicing America.

Speaker 1 (06:45):
I think he is. He's doing a good job. Man.
I saw the truck out there. It's brand new, brand
spanking new cab he's got. I don't know if he's
got the brand new yet.

Speaker 2 (06:52):
You're not on the roads like I am, the highways
and byeways. If there's something that fuels America, it's eighteen wheelers.

Speaker 1 (06:58):
I mean, and the.

Speaker 2 (06:59):
Formers them too. But dude, those trucks are moving everything.

Speaker 1 (07:04):
I just don't know how they do it. Man, I
sit in traffic for three minutes and I'm like about
to lose my freaking mind. They sit in traffic all
the time.

Speaker 2 (07:12):
If there's something that I would do besides radio, would
be a truck driver. Dude. They can listen. They get
to just nobody's talking to them. You choose what you
listen to. They can listen to whatever podcast. Thank God
for the advent of that. Basically, it's TV in your
ear and dude, daydream see in America. It's the most
mindless job there is. I would love it, and then

(07:34):
you come home.

Speaker 1 (07:35):
You would love it for about two weeks.

Speaker 2 (07:38):
No, I want it. It's something I really could do.
I swear to God I wanted to do it.

Speaker 1 (07:43):
I think after a while, you probably drive the same
routes a lot, so you probably see the same thing
over and over and over again. Plus are you ever home?
You're always on the road.

Speaker 2 (07:56):
That's the problem. If you've got a family, it's probably difficult.
Me not having kids, would almost be one of the
prime candidates to be a truck driver.

Speaker 1 (08:02):
That's true. That's a good I mean, I just don't
pre like like music and podcast on demand.

Speaker 2 (08:11):
It was tough because they had to decide between do
we do the intro? We did it already, so yeah,
we're no, we didn't do it. Oh uh so the podcast.
I'm telling you that changed the game because before it
was music or but if you're in.

Speaker 1 (08:24):
The middle of nowhere in the station didn't come in
or are They were in the middle of the cornfields
of Nebraska and there's no town around you, and all
you get is damn static, What the hell do you do?

Speaker 2 (08:35):
That's when they were doing their iPhones. They would have
afore iPhone. Okay, well, they would have a backup source.
They got those headsets they can put they'd have their
CBS and then they also have the headset that they
can put on and probably listen to a radio station.
If you're on the road, you have a backup to
the backup to the backup.

Speaker 1 (08:49):
Because there was one time I drove from Austin to
slide El, Louisiana. I think I think it was right
after Hurricane dream Them maybe or right before it. Maybe
there was a hurricane right before then.

Speaker 2 (09:01):
And I tell you what, that was Lake PoTA train. Man,
they didn't see that. Suck her up man throwing up sandbags.
That'll pump that thing right up there. Baby, that's what
floody Katrina. That's what flooded all the lower ninth ward
is Lake Ponta Train. It wasn't the hurricane, it wasn't
the rain. It was a damn cocksucking bean bags. They
weren't throwing enough at Lake PoTA Train.

Speaker 1 (09:18):
Yeah, So we did a whole like supply collection where
we filled up like a big old U haul with
supplies and we were driving them down. I was like, oh, man,
I'm gonna listen to the radio. Damn radio was out
in the damn vand so what the hell did I
listen to the whole time? So me and intern Angela
we were just in there having to talk the whole
freaking time. Then we were right outside of Houston and

(09:42):
we had the genius idea to start mooning people on
the road because everybody's heading back to Louisiana, so there's
a lot of trapdoo chicks mooning people. So Angela Intern
Angela's mooning people out the damn window as I'm driving.

Speaker 2 (09:56):
If you're a trucker man, that's actually not bad.

Speaker 1 (10:00):
But then here's where it gets crazy. I get those
damn we're getting pulled over. I don't know what's going on.
We're not speeding or anything. He pulls up, can you
come back here with me? I'm like yeah, I get
down out of the truck, walk to the back. He goes,
who's that? I was like, Angela? He goes, what's her

(10:23):
last name? I was like, intern Angela. He goes, where'd
you meet her? I'm like, uh, she said intern at
the radio station. He goes, well, what's her name? I said,
Intern Angela. He goes, you didn't pick her up on
the way and I'm like no, and he goes, I

(10:45):
got some reports you guys been mooning some people.

Speaker 2 (10:49):
Who would call that in exactly?

Speaker 1 (10:51):
Who gives a dad if you're showing your butt cheeks
to a bunch of freaking people driving back from evacuation.
But Anyway, he goes up to the front of the
guy and he's like, what your name? She's like Angela
and whatever her last name is, don't know. I still
don't know her last name. Man, you guys talked about
a lot dude. No, her name was in turn Angela.
I didn't ever get to that. What is your last name?
Why did I care about her last name? Her name

(11:13):
was in turn Angela?

Speaker 2 (11:14):
What's your sex?

Speaker 1 (11:15):
Laugh like, and so he asked her a few questions.
He thought, I picked up a damn lot lizard.

Speaker 2 (11:22):
That's the weirdest thing that he would ask I thought
it was more of a kidnapping than that.

Speaker 1 (11:27):
No, he thought it was a lot lizard.

Speaker 2 (11:29):
Okay, and so also, you wouldn't ever admit to that.
But that's illegal to just pick up a right Is
he have to then prove that you hooked up with her?
Hold On, is it illegal for me to go pick
up one of those lizards right now at Rolling Flying
Jay truck stop and just take her for a ride,
because then the cop would have to prove it.

Speaker 1 (11:46):
What kind of ride?

Speaker 2 (11:48):
Right, I'm talking about the good old wholesome one. What
if you just picked her up? What if you just
picked a lizard up and drove her. Then the CoP's
gonna be like, well, did you hook up with her? No? No,
I did. I mean, what a weird premise to come
into that with.

Speaker 1 (12:03):
Dude. Maybe he did think got kidnapped her. I never
had even thought of that angle until you set it
right now. Is that really what he thought? I could
have sworn he thought I was picking up a prostitute.

Speaker 2 (12:15):
And were you in a radio station vehicle?

Speaker 1 (12:16):
No? We were in like a U haul like we
had We had like banners taped to the side of
the white like U haul thing. But that was it,
and I mean literally in trapping. She like, oh, you
should moon some people, and we were. We thought it
was the funniest damn thing. Her sticking her ass on
the freaking windows.

Speaker 2 (12:35):
Kim, if you got a check to do that, she's wild. Dude.
If you're a dad driving man, your trip just got
way better.

Speaker 1 (12:42):
And what yeah, you're all you're sahni.

Speaker 2 (12:44):
I'm gone, I'm pretty wide away. You and the kids
can sleep. I'm gonna speed up a little bit, man
that you all set in the pace quite the pace car, honey.

Speaker 1 (12:55):
I can't let that U haul be. We gotta stay eating.
If we're even with that U haul, we're making good time.
We'll stay side by side. That way we know we're
doing the right speed limit.

Speaker 2 (13:04):
I mean, a dude can show I guess if he's
mooning more than the moon. The girl can definitely show
more than the moon.

Speaker 1 (13:10):
Yeah, yeah, very funny.

Speaker 2 (13:14):
Yeah, it was a couple of family men probably called
it in.

Speaker 1 (13:17):
Probably I'm like, ah, you know what I mean. First
we got to worry if our house got blown away
in this thing, and now we got this chick moon
in us. Ah, my day can't get any worse. I'm
calling the police.

Speaker 2 (13:26):
I'm glad you made it out of that.

Speaker 1 (13:27):
Thank you man. Now let's start the show.

Speaker 2 (13:29):
Yeah, we were going to I don't know how we
got onto that. We started with the Dallas truckers and
the truckers.

Speaker 1 (13:36):
Yeah, yeah, that was weird. That was fun.

Speaker 2 (13:40):
What did I do on the TV? I recorded something
there was some broadcaster or some news report. I put
it on her Instagram where they're giving a shout out
to the truckers and the farmers. Huh, Jake Paul Oh
after Tyson, he goes, listen, the people that run America,
the farmers, the truckers, that was recording. It was great
you would shout out to our family. Dude.

Speaker 1 (14:02):
It's like Randy Moss Man, did you see him what
he did yesterday? No?

Speaker 2 (14:05):
I heard he used to fish in a lake. We
always saw those little special reports every time he played
a game.

Speaker 1 (14:11):
I'm not sure what he's on, Like, I don't know
what pregame show or postgame show Randy.

Speaker 2 (14:15):
Moss is on. He's on all the in the ESPN one,
He's on ESPN.

Speaker 1 (14:19):
Okay, Well, I saw on Twitter that he stood up
in the middle of the broadcast, I guess, or maybe
it was before the broadcast, out of the broadcast, I
don't know, but he stood up and he told everybody,
I want to thank everyone. You behind the camera, you
over there running wires, you did. And he started naming
everybody because without you, there is no us, and I

(14:39):
want to say thank you to all of you guys.

Speaker 2 (14:43):
Bones does that.

Speaker 1 (14:44):
And I was like, oh, that's very nice to him.
Like I saw it on Twitter and people are like, oh,
what a great human, what a great human. So right
now I'd like to say thank you to Ray. Thank you.
That's it man. Without you, there'd be no US.

Speaker 2 (14:56):
Arnold dude, Oh, Arnold.

Speaker 1 (14:58):
Thank you to Arnold. Without you three, there would not
be us. That's it, all right, start the show.

Speaker 2 (15:03):
Yeah, we already started it.

Speaker 1 (15:05):
Now we didn't do the intro.

Speaker 2 (15:08):
All right, We're gonna do a live oh the one, two, three,
So losers.

Speaker 1 (15:15):
What up, everybody? I am lunchbox. I know the most
about sports, so I'll give you a sports facts, my
sports opinions, because I'm pretty much a sports genius.

Speaker 2 (15:23):
Yeah, it's says and I'm from the North. I met
a Broadway girl. We're now living north in the country.
Got two point two acres, two point five kids. I
have a heart attack when I'm seventy two. White picket fence.
We got the Christmas stuff all put up this weekend.
Tree has been up for a month, god knows for
a while it is. We got the joy sign. We
got all kinds of stuff. We're trying to avoid house
decorations because I told Bazer, I don't do projects without

(15:45):
a little bit of booze. And booze and a ten
foot ladder is not a good mix.

Speaker 1 (15:50):
Do you have the Noel sign? Ray?

Speaker 2 (15:52):
Are you an alcoholic?

Speaker 1 (15:53):
No, that's not it. Do you have a Noel sign?

Speaker 2 (15:55):
Had a friend when time. He said he was a
roofer and an alcoholic. Bad combination.

Speaker 1 (16:06):
Hey, I was he drinking modelas or.

Speaker 2 (16:08):
The dude said he would get blackout and he'd go
up there and roof and he fell all the time. No, yeah,
I gotta remember the origin of this story. I thought
I told him maybe on this podcast. But the guy
was going. He was like, yeah, I was an alcoholic
and a roofer and I would always fall and like
break my arm and stuff. He goes, it's just a
terrible So I had to quit roof alcohol. He loved
alcohol too much. And it doesn't mix with heights because

(16:30):
if you slip on the ground, you don't really do anything.
If you slip when you're ten feet up, you break
your arm, you break your leg. He's like, I'd give
up one of the two. I chose roughing.

Speaker 1 (16:42):
Holy hell, that's incredible.

Speaker 2 (16:46):
I know.

Speaker 1 (16:49):
That's I mean, it's not funny, but it's funny, dude.

Speaker 2 (16:53):
He I told Bazer, I said, listen, would I do projects?
You know, I like to have a couple of drinks
and that ain't gonna mix with a ten footer.

Speaker 1 (17:03):
You know, brother, come over helping. He lives right down
the road. He come help me put some lights up.

Speaker 2 (17:07):
We had Justin help us with the tree. We got
a twelve foot inside and he had to do all
the stuff up top.

Speaker 1 (17:12):
Why you can't reach No, I was joking, you said, yes,
I was a smart ass. I thought you were just
scared of he I was just being a smart ass.
But you really could be the top of the damn tree.
I imagine, imagine how turned on Bay is watching. Justin

(17:34):
had to come over to put the star on the
top of the tree because her husband can't read the
top of the tree. It's tall. No, I understand it's tall,
but you don't have a ladder.

Speaker 2 (17:46):
It is, But I mean once you're on the top,
there's no more going after the top. Stephen, do you
help me get a scissor lift up in there? You
got the We had Justin in there about seven deep
trying to put on the star. E merit, David, dude.

Speaker 1 (18:04):
How's the tree look though? Do you have lights on it?

Speaker 2 (18:06):
Yeah? They came with it.

Speaker 1 (18:07):
Oh you have color lights or white lights, all of them,
anyone you want. Oh, it rotates. You can pick the setting.
Let me tell you, if you're an all white person,
that is weird. I feel like that is just ugh,
not good to look at it.

Speaker 2 (18:19):
It goes back and forth because sometimes with the colored
it looks it's a little hokey. But then we like
the color. The white is warm. But yes, if you're
all the time white.

Speaker 1 (18:28):
Oh like it's just like it's people that put up
a white Christmas tree and then have white lights or
just only white lights on your house. I don't like you.
I am all about the color. The color makes it fun.
Throw it up there, color this, color that, and they
don't all have to match. Like I have ones on
the eye, I will have ones on the house that
don't match the ones in the tree. And that's totally fine.
It's okay.

Speaker 2 (18:48):
Yeah, that's that's National Lampoon's Christmas vacation. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (18:51):
My wife is like, oh, they don't really match. We
probably should order some new ones this year. I'm like,
who gives a damn? If they match? Are they colorful?
Do they bring the Christmas spirit? Absolutely? Then who gives
a damn?

Speaker 2 (19:02):
And the guy in the end, it's the first house
you see when you enter the neighborhood. I mean, he
was definitely trying to show off and show out. So
either he paid to get it done, which it's pretty
professionally done. He may very well have paid a g
He paid a whole band to get this taken care
of him, I know, or he's just trying to be
super dad, like top dick of that. Like you know,
he's the cock of the walk, of the neighborhood, which

(19:24):
I think is the it's the latter of the two
because it's not a community where somebody's just gonna pay. So,
I mean, Homie had to have been there a Saturday
when we were in Lexington or in what's the other one, Knoxville,
one of the vills Lexington, Louisville, Nashville, Knoxville, Lewisville. There's
a lot of vills, there is a lot of vill
So he did it one of the saturdays we were away,

(19:44):
and he must have been out there from sun up
to sundown. He has an unbelievable spread. So like that,
but he's the cock of the walk.

Speaker 1 (19:52):
He's a big dick in the neighborhood.

Speaker 2 (19:53):
Yeah, it's it's it's evident because he did the trees.
He also did the house. And it's like, if I'm
doing the house, it's gonna be just a strip, like
a classy strip. Dude, I can't do the peaks and
the windows are doable. But I mean, also, you're getting
up there with the latter. I don't know if you've
really thought. Have you gotten on your house? Oh?

Speaker 1 (20:14):
I get on my house and I do the lights.
And here's the thing. I have to put those little
stupid clips. Maybe I'm stupid.

Speaker 2 (20:20):
So are you stapling them?

Speaker 1 (20:22):
No? I have these little white clips that I kind
of stick underneath the shingle. Yeah, and then the light
sticks into that. Maybe I don't even need that. Maybe
I just need to pull the line tight and just
stick them up there. Well, then you have something that's
gonna stick it to the roof. What kim, just hang
up there?

Speaker 2 (20:38):
See I thought all these people stapled it to their house.

Speaker 1 (20:40):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (20:41):
I literally have never put up lights before. Invasions. Just
put this on me that we're not American if we
don't put up Christmas lights because she's all into Christmas,
which is fine. But we got the deer, we got
the joy sign, and we got the getl well, we
got the light strip on the on the well the
kids can dick with that. Dude, Gelujah, you know it's
like we already got joy. What are they gonna do,

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They're gonna steal the jay and it's just gonna be yo.

Speaker 1 (21:07):
You always got to think about the neighbor kids, and
you have pimping before it.

Speaker 2 (21:15):
But yeah, I'm actually a little bit confused with the
hanging of it because I don't know how it goes.
I do know Baser's dad actually put outlets at the
top of our house so that it would be friendly
to hanging at the lot.

Speaker 1 (21:25):
That is so smart, dude, because we had to run
chords through the damn window. Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (21:30):
So that's how we benefit because there's already gonna be
outlets up there.

Speaker 1 (21:33):
That's so much easier dude, when you're trying to find
an outlet through the window, like, oh will it reach? No,
got to get an extension cord. Oh can I get
a you know, a strip? It's so annoying a splitter.

Speaker 2 (21:45):
But here's my question, So it's once you're on the
roof or once you're on the top of the ladder.
Did you actually get on your roof. Yes, you have
to go to the very edge and hang over there.
That's the most dangerous part. And there's no harness. Uh,
I mean, how are there not stories of dads breaking

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their arms and crap all over the country.

Speaker 1 (22:07):
Right now, it seems like there has to be so
many injuries every year from people hanging Christmas.

Speaker 2 (22:12):
Light because a roof is supposed to be a certain
amount of slanted so the rain goes off of it.
I don't see a lot of roofs that are like this,
flat that are like that. Every roof is steep as fuck. Yeah,
I mean, how is there not massive reports? Hey, down
here in Tupolo, we've got five men. All five broke
their arms. One of them broke his anus. More Dad

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at the ten o'clock news, it is a pandemic right now.
This is worse than COVID. It is hanging at the
Christmas light.

Speaker 1 (22:42):
This just didn't breaking news from Hutchinson, Kansas, a dad
broke both legs when he tried to get extra lights
on the house. His kids said, Dad, we want more,
we want more. So he went up to get more.
He slipped, he fell.

Speaker 2 (22:55):
And it gets much worse than that, Thank you, Mark.
He actually impaled his own anus.

Speaker 1 (23:00):
Oh no, yeah, that's good question.

Speaker 2 (23:03):
And there was a neighborhood where a woman whoa got
on the roof and did her own lights and it
was flawless and there's no news report there, so uh,
very interesting. Oh, actually, there's another news report in Nashville.
A man in the country. He was a bitty fella.
He used a scissor lift and he got up there

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on two white claws in his pockets. He fell. He
was limber, but he ended up breaking his backbone. He
was able to hide it from Bobby Bones though, because
it is a sitting job. I have nothing else funny
to say. But he was injured, like he suspected hanging

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lights and falling off the roof. Over to you, Mark,
anything funny? Oh no, Jim, that's terrible to hear. And
what I mean, such sad news. We better take a
break and we'll check on him. We'll be right back, right,
I mean, I had twenty three. I had twenty three
fifty nine. You're live. You're live.

Speaker 1 (24:04):
Okay, let's go.

Speaker 2 (24:05):
You're live, You're live. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (24:08):
So let me tell you about my weekend, right. I
don't know how much football you got to watch.

Speaker 2 (24:12):
I'm all beers, man.

Speaker 1 (24:14):
Let me tell you. On Saturday, my wife's like, hey,
we got this Christmas market we're gonna go to. One
of her friends is the one that organized it. So
we're gonna go to this Christmas market and we're gonna
do a little shopping. They're gonna have a little booz
set setups and I'm like, all right, great, we'll go
there for an hour, no problem. It's not that big
of a market. And it's all organizations that give back.

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I don't really know exactly what they give back to,
but they are, like I don't know, they help different
aspects of the community.

Speaker 2 (24:45):
So we go, Wow, aren't you an amazing American?

Speaker 1 (24:48):
No, No, it's my wife. My wife decided we're going
to do this, and I thought we'd be there for
an hour max. And there's a guy gonna play kid music,
you know, farm All macdonal up on. I mean, you
know he did b I in g O, b in
g Okay. Now we're gonna clap in g O you

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know whatever.

Speaker 2 (25:10):
Hey, Dad, isn't that the guy we saw on the
five o'clock news? No, son, he's a musician.

Speaker 1 (25:18):
So we stayed there for two and a half hours.

Speaker 2 (25:21):
Brutal. That's a bad beat.

Speaker 1 (25:23):
That's on Saturday morning, dude. And I'm like, and we
have a birthday party for a neighbor across the street
has two daughters. Uh middle age and youngest there same age. Oh,
middle aged daughter Huh no middle aged son, my middle
aged son and the old their oldest daughter, same age.
Their youngest daughter and my youngest son, same age, same age.

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Friends double birthday party because they are born three weeks apart.

Speaker 2 (25:49):
Right.

Speaker 1 (25:49):
Their house is a caddy corner to the moat, so
they're having a birthday party at Chuck e Cheese. From
three to five. We went to the damn Christmas Market
at eleven. Thought we'd be there till about noon, go home,
have some lunch, hang out for a little bit, watch
a little bit of football.

Speaker 2 (26:05):
I had some football to choose from the old misses
of the world. You could have maybe caught a little
Vall's action. Correct.

Speaker 1 (26:11):
We left the Christmas market at one forty five pm,
So there's no point in going home because by the
time you get home and unload the kids, it's gonna
be time to load the kids back up and go
to the Chuck E Cheese.

Speaker 2 (26:28):
You go sit in the parking lot of Chuck E Cheeses.
How's it going, mouse, Yeah, we have a three o'clock
oh so button on the costume. I'll shield the kid's eyes.
No ray.

Speaker 1 (26:40):
So we drove the twenty five minutes down to Chuck
E Cheese and we get there and it's two thirty ish,
two thirty five.

Speaker 2 (26:48):
I wouldn't go to Chuck E Cheese if it was
my last meal on Earth, Dude, I would choose any
fast food. I would go to, even any subway or
sub shop. Fast food was any bar on Broadway. I
would go anything at Fifth and B. I would do
even though this is inferior text Mexican Mexican food, I

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would still go to any Mexican restaurant. All that over
Chucky Cheese, right.

Speaker 1 (27:16):
I didn't know what they were gonna have at Chuck
E Cheese. Was I gonna eat the pizza at Chuck
E Cheese? What time are they serving the pizza at
Chuck E Cheese? Because the party starts at three. There's
no way they're handing out pizza right at three and
your boy is starving.

Speaker 2 (27:28):
No, you go CHUCKI Cheese Beach, You better check your pants.

Speaker 1 (27:30):
I bet I spent two and a half hours at
the Christmas Market and I didn't have anything to eat
at the Christmas Market. So right next door there's a
Chick fil a. I called it. So we rolled through
the drive through a Chick fil A. I naeled it, man,
and we get to the parking lot of Chuck E
Cheese and we start eating the Chick fil A.

Speaker 2 (27:49):
You're just chilling in a parking lot.

Speaker 1 (27:51):
Chilling in the parking lot, dude.

Speaker 2 (27:52):
This is parenthood. You're just like in parking lots, hanging
with kids, trying to entertain them because you can't go
back home. Can't go back home because then you have
car seat issue.

Speaker 1 (28:00):
Can't go into the Chucky Cheese because we can't play
in the games yet, because we it's still twenty five minutes.

Speaker 2 (28:04):
Still the birthday part has here telling me half these
vehicles and parking lodge, his parents with their kids.

Speaker 1 (28:13):
That's what I'm telling you. That's exactly what I'm telling you.
So we're sitting there and we're eating in the parking lot.
The two older kids, the youngest one is falling asleep
in his car seat. He's out, you know, and he's
so tired. You got the head dangling, like the head down,
like just like bopping back and forth. And then two
old kids, Dad, I gotta go to the bathroom, like

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I haven't even eaten yet there take a power, right, Dad,
Can we just pee on the side of the building.

Speaker 2 (28:37):
That's fine.

Speaker 1 (28:38):
I'm like, no, No, there's kids just streamlining out of the
Chucky cheese. You can't pee on the chucky chese.

Speaker 2 (28:43):
Yeah, kids are defecating.

Speaker 1 (28:44):
They're like, well, that will just be in that tree,
and I'm like, that tree is against the wall. It's
still the chucky cheese. It's daylight. You can't pee right there.

Speaker 2 (28:51):
You let them pee though, in your backyard. Yeah, it's
like a dog.

Speaker 1 (28:55):
Hey, I let him pee in the front yard.

Speaker 2 (28:57):
That's the same thing training dog.

Speaker 1 (29:00):
Any kid, I understand. So then I'm like, all right,
if you got to go inside to pee, that means
you are done eating lunch and you cannot come back
in the car and eat lunch. Because I'm testing to
see how bad they gotta go there on never mind,
I'm not. I don't need to go. I need to go, man,
I don't need to go. They start eating. Then the
middle kids like, Dad, I gotta go, I gotta go.
I'm done eating. I've gotta go. Oh my, alright, show

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me a little bit of dribble. So we go in
the chuck E Cheese and we go Pete and we
are fourteen minutes early for the birthday party. The birthday
girls are not even there yet, brutal, and we are
just staying like we.

Speaker 2 (29:33):
Go, hey, Mark, Yeah, we're on this side of town.
You know it is with Nashville traffic. You got the
four h five, the Feeder road. Ah, man, this part
of town. We were in a gated community. It's uh
this part of town. Oh no, we just got her earlier. Shit,
sorry about that, man.

Speaker 1 (29:47):
So we go pee and then we're just standing there, dude,
just awkwardly standing there because we can't play the games.
We can't sit down at the table because we don't
know which table is gonna be ours. So we're just
standing there. And here comes birthday dad in with the
two cases. He goes, man, you guys been here the
whole time. It's a bad side when you've beating the

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birthday damn kids to the birthday party.

Speaker 2 (30:12):
And you think dad gives half a ship.

Speaker 1 (30:14):
Yeah, showed up late. He looks at me and he goes,
how long you guys been here? I was like, man,
long story. He goes, all right, man, we're gonna be
over here on table four. I'm like, all right, cool,
so we go over there.

Speaker 2 (30:23):
Hey man, this is a special birthday for us to man,
love you and your family.

Speaker 1 (30:28):
Man.

Speaker 2 (30:29):
And then I got a guy to do something so
it doesn't seems like you're not just getting there early.
You have nothing to do in your life. Hey man,
you guys family has always meant a lot. Didn't want
to be late for this one man. Love you dude.

Speaker 1 (30:38):
You guys mean the world. Does you know what I mean?
We want we want to be you know we did.
We want the girls to know they're loved and we
love their birthday party. He goes, we're here because of you.
They came to chuck e cheese for your oldest for
baby Box's birthday and they've been talking about it ever since.

Speaker 2 (30:51):
So you got the boys or friends with girls?

Speaker 1 (30:53):
Yeah, that'll last for them when we grew up, I
had to last for another year or two. And then
once they're in like second grade, then boys will hate girls.

Speaker 2 (31:01):
And the only girl that we were friends with, the
tomboys she played sports with is the other ones. Man,
what we're talking to? Yeah, well that's different nowadays. Now
there's no not sexes. Right.

Speaker 1 (31:10):
So then I get a text with the wife, Hey,
can you come get baby bought. Since the youngest one
is still sleeping, he's ready to come in. He has
to pee.

Speaker 2 (31:15):
What your wife doing breastfeed?

Speaker 1 (31:17):
No, she's sitting in the car because it kids sleeping.

Speaker 2 (31:19):
She hasn't left the car yet. No, she's been in
the car for forty five minutes.

Speaker 1 (31:25):
The one is sleeping, dude, the one is sleeping. And
so I go out there and I opened the car
door and I'm like, well, he's awake, and she goes, oh,
he must have just opened his eyes.

Speaker 2 (31:35):
She's playing on her front.

Speaker 1 (31:36):
And so here they come. We come in, We do
the birthday party till five. Hey, great, then you know
your card works for two hours unlimited games. But then
the worst damn part. I'm gonna tell you what. There
has to be a better way to do this is
when you're done with Chuck E Cheese, you go to
the prize counter to see how many tickets you have,
and my god, it is the most stressful process in

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the world. They're like, you have eight hundred and seventy
two tickets.

Speaker 2 (32:02):
Who's helping you? A worker? A worker? Hot?

Speaker 1 (32:05):
No, definitely not, definitely not.

Speaker 2 (32:10):
I was hoping for the truckers. Fuck is that.

Speaker 1 (32:17):
That's just a soccer mom.

Speaker 2 (32:19):
Is soccer a soccer mom? Or at your wife? Hey
they're still sleeping?

Speaker 3 (32:28):
Hey what pissing on the tree.

Speaker 1 (32:32):
But here's the problem. The kids don't know what eight
hundred and seventy tickets means. Like they look at the
stuff and they don't know what it is, and so
then they point to something. They're like, all right, six
hundred and fifty two. Kids don't know how to add,
they don't know how many things of what they can get,
and they sit there and it's just like, oh my god,
it is so annoying. It takes thirty minutes to pick

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the damn prizes.

Speaker 2 (32:54):
Brutal, brutal.

Speaker 1 (32:55):
So we get I mean, the birthday girls leave before
we do to exit. They we got there before them.
We left after them because their dad was like, pick
one thing, that's it. Go.

Speaker 2 (33:08):
What is he a banker?

Speaker 1 (33:09):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (33:10):
Ray, he was great with numbers. He knew about nine
hundred days.

Speaker 1 (33:13):
I see you guys later, We're like, oh no, we're
still getting our prizes.

Speaker 2 (33:15):
Man, We're still trying.

Speaker 1 (33:16):
To pick out which ring we want or if we
won a lollipop or.

Speaker 2 (33:19):
A jumping spider, And what about a blow pop. No,
not going to get blown Jim, I said, bow pop.

Speaker 1 (33:29):
So we get home. Finally at five point fifty five PM,
I have watched zero football on Saturday, No college football.

Speaker 2 (33:38):
It was a bloodbath. The old Missile of the world
went down, The Bamas of the world went down. Tennessee
was tied going into second zero zero ended up winning
sixty to nothing. Arkansas lost to UTEP. Don't know why
I knew that score.

Speaker 1 (33:50):
Another one that I lost the UTEP UTABH played Tennessee.

Speaker 2 (33:55):
Beat Tennessee.

Speaker 1 (33:57):
I don't think so. I think Tennessee won fifty nine
to nothing.

Speaker 2 (33:59):
O saw.

Speaker 4 (34:00):
I played somebody Lafayette, La Tech, I don't know. Then
Colorado got the brakes beating you know who, right job?
And then A and M went down.

Speaker 1 (34:15):
I'm telling you you don't want to listen. Put Kansas
in the playoffs.

Speaker 2 (34:19):
Always a blood Saturday.

Speaker 1 (34:21):
Kansas wins this weekend. Put us in the playoffs. Nobody
and I mean nobody wants to play the Jayhawks.

Speaker 2 (34:28):
That running bag. Neil. He is the Neil.

Speaker 1 (34:31):
He is the real Neil Dude. He is a badass.

Speaker 2 (34:34):
Why do you tell me about him?

Speaker 1 (34:35):
He's great. I didn't even get to see it play
because I was at the Chuck E Cheese. I was
at the Christmas market. Kids though in bed by six thirty.
They were so tired, so tired. So I did watch
a little bit of the A and M. Auburn game
was on, and.

Speaker 2 (34:52):
You also had the nightcap. You had the Bama Oklahoma.

Speaker 1 (34:54):
Obama Oklahoma was on at the same time. I'd flip
back and forth and Bama was getting their ass kicks.
So I didn't watch much of it. I think I
watched the second half of the A and M game.
That's all the college football I got to see.

Speaker 2 (35:05):
Man, Well, that's why they make Sports Center. It's actually
not the old Sports Center where they show highlights. Now
they just do emotional interviews.

Speaker 1 (35:13):
So who's good.

Speaker 2 (35:15):
The best team in the country is gonna be Georgia.
You're gonna find that out when it all shakes out.
It's gonna be Georgia. Oregon is fake, they're fools.

Speaker 1 (35:24):
Gold Indiana is going to be in the playoffs.

Speaker 2 (35:29):
Their coach said, yeah, don't ask me that question. You
want a real answer. You know who should be in
the damn playoffs? Do you hear him?

Speaker 1 (35:36):
No?

Speaker 2 (35:36):
I didn't hear him. They said, hey, do you deserve
to be in the playoffs? That real question? Reports like,
uh yeah, I got an article. Right, do you guys
think you should be in the playoffs?

Speaker 1 (35:45):
Well, they should?

Speaker 2 (35:46):
Is that a real fucking question. We're gonna be in
the playoffs.

Speaker 1 (35:48):
They better be in the playoffs.

Speaker 2 (35:50):
The game, they'll be in the championship. They're gonna get
the breaks beat off of again, No.

Speaker 1 (35:54):
They won't. They won't be in the title because it's
gonna be Ohio State versus Oregon.

Speaker 2 (35:57):
Oh, but I think they all have a lot losses, right.

Speaker 1 (36:01):
But head to head right, I mean, no, Oregon doesn't
have a loss, correct, So I think it would be
Ohio State versus Oregon. So Indiana should be in the playoffs.
Don't give me three loss Alabama, three loss, old miss
old misses. I mean Lane Kiffin, Good God, that dude
is so hype and no substance all the time. Oh,
they're so amazing, Lane kiffn this great coach. He doesn't

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win shit.

Speaker 2 (36:24):
Oh, So Oregon will be in the championship game against
Ohio State or Indiana.

Speaker 1 (36:28):
Yeah, depending on what happens this weekend, because Ohio State
has to play.

Speaker 2 (36:31):
Michigan, so will be Ohio State, Indiana's in.

Speaker 1 (36:36):
They should make the playoffs. Put him in. I don't care.

Speaker 2 (36:40):
But the real deal. It's favorite right now in Vegas,
Ohio State. But it looks like in Ohio State, Georgia, Oh.

Speaker 1 (36:46):
You know who. I did watch a little bit of
Boise stated.

Speaker 2 (36:50):
They're awful four seed. They are.

Speaker 1 (36:53):
No, No, they can't they are. They can't be.

Speaker 2 (36:55):
As it stands right now, I watch them, it's like
the top four.

Speaker 1 (36:58):
They played at Wyoming Ude.

Speaker 2 (37:00):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (37:00):
I think it was the second half. I turned it
on and they said, oh, Ashton Jinci is not in
the game, and then he came back in the game
because I guess he was hurt. But then they started losing,
they put him back in the game. But I'm like,
you guys were tied. Why was he not in the game?
I mean it was they It was so that quarterbacks
just didn't.

Speaker 2 (37:17):
Good correct the running back kids. The playoff system, I'm
agreeing with you now shame. I'm excited to see the games,
but is this really good at start?

Speaker 1 (37:30):
I mean, Penn State, does Penn State really need to
be in the playoff bro.

Speaker 2 (37:34):
They showed one version of the bracket. Ohio State plays
before Boise Ohio State would play Army and then they
played Boise State. Ohio State would walk to the championship game.

Speaker 1 (37:50):
I don't even Army got absolutely I was cheering for
Army because I wanted to. I thought, what a feel
good story. If they beat Notre Dame. You have to
put him in the playoff no more so s MU
is gonna be. I mean, SMU has a chance to
be in the playoffs.

Speaker 2 (38:02):
The balls are back in the playoffs. The falls that
they yeah they're in, Yeah they're in.

Speaker 1 (38:07):
I mean, it's so stupid.

Speaker 2 (38:08):
The championship game though, with that one is gonna be Jojia.
Georgie's back into the championship game now.

Speaker 1 (38:13):
Right, it's gonna be Georgia in the winner of the
Texas Texas A and.

Speaker 2 (38:17):
M corrat you'll be Texas. So Georgia Texas Texas loses,
they're still in A and m's only chances.

Speaker 1 (38:23):
So if Georgia loses, the Texas in there.

Speaker 2 (38:24):
Gonna be three losses.

Speaker 1 (38:26):
Are they still in?

Speaker 2 (38:26):
No? Well, at three losses, you got to put in
a Bama or Georgia. You just have to. The committee
will be forced to strength to schedule.

Speaker 1 (38:34):
Because if Georgia gets penalized, we're going to the conference
championship and losing, and then they get left out. I mean,
you want to talk about pandemonium.

Speaker 2 (38:42):
This is well. The reason it's flawed is because it's
big brother. You don't want to win competitions to where
as college football, you don't want to be so good
that you're in the championship game. You want good enough
so you can avoid the championship game.

Speaker 1 (38:56):
You want to be you want to be Indiana have
one loss.

Speaker 2 (38:59):
But still not make the champions You don't want to be.

Speaker 1 (39:01):
In the Big Ten championship. No, thank you, I'm good.
I got my one loss, and I'll just sit here
at number eight and go ahead and put me in
the playoff.

Speaker 2 (39:08):
It will be cool to see the home games, but
I don't know if twelve teams really solved anything because
we're getting a bunch of tu lanes turn due.

Speaker 1 (39:19):
Did you watch college football?

Speaker 2 (39:21):
You watch? You know we're rocking baby? When did it?
They came over later? So I watched all Ohio, Indiana
watched How was that game? It started off Indiana up seven?

Speaker 1 (39:31):
Oh okay, but then at.

Speaker 2 (39:32):
The punters dropped the punt. It slipped right. Yeah he
had come or all right, he had stuff all over his.

Speaker 1 (39:38):
Hands, would have made it stick.

Speaker 2 (39:40):
It was snapped right off into the five yard line.
Two massive errors on their part, and they got touchdowns
before the half, so they were ahead fourteen to seven.
And then another error there was like a fumble. Dude,
it was turnovers. It was just stuff you can't do.
Oh Ohio State ran one back. Ah, you can't do
that in the punter. I mean it looked like he
was grabbing a p missile. It just that winer went

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right through his hands ten feet shot behind him. It
was a little precipitation in Ohio State. But that's it.
It was those It probably could have been a good game,
but you just can't do that against Ohio State.

Speaker 1 (40:12):
Okay, so but yeah, I mean, all right, that's my
college football report. I did watch a little bit of
UTSA on Friday.

Speaker 2 (40:19):
We are going bowling, guys, and give the heisman a
Travis Hunter. I have futures bets on it, so give
it to him. But let me just say this.

Speaker 1 (40:28):
They lost again.

Speaker 2 (40:28):
They lost again, and he had more tackles last year.
He had the same amount of interceptions. He has more
touchdowns this year and a little bit more yards, but
he had the same stats last year and he didn't
win it. And j T, dude, gen T already has
got more yards and touchdowns. And Dereck Henry when Derrick
Henry won the Heightsman in twenty fifteen. So snap that
one off for me and gent T. Guys, is gonna

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have two more games. He'll have a regular season game
and then he'll also have that conference championship game. He
gets three hundred yards a game. He breaks Barry Sanders record.
Hear me, now, give me, give me a drunker, gave
me a What about your people in your cars?

Speaker 1 (41:04):
What about those tractors? What about Simon Levive?

Speaker 2 (41:10):
Where's he at? Simon Levib? I hope you're doing well?
All right? We need him at the convention. Dude, where
has he been?

Speaker 1 (41:17):
He's been?

Speaker 2 (41:18):
M I A man, That's what I'm saying. We can
bring him back. Either we get Hawk Tool or we
get Simon Levive live at the convention.

Speaker 1 (41:26):
I mean that would be in crety incredible. I bet
their fee is more than we can afford.

Speaker 2 (41:31):
Dude, Simon Leviv that's what he's known for, Fleecing people.
Their money is like is stealing money.

Speaker 1 (41:36):
We tell them we're gonna pay him, and then we
never pay him.

Speaker 2 (41:38):
No, he would rip us off.

Speaker 1 (41:40):
Yea. He would be like, guys, we're gonna do a
bet on the red. We do bet on the red.
We don't have casinos in Nashville, don't worry. I have friends,
my enemies. They run a rouette. Whell I guarantee win.

Speaker 2 (41:54):
He would do something to where we would pay him
with a credit card, but then he would be able
to steal our credit card information and then he'd actually
foreclose the entire Sore Loser Show.

Speaker 1 (42:05):
We'll take a break, we'll be right back. So then right, yeah,
we're back man. I'm like, all right, good Sunday. I
can't wait. I'm gonna watch some football. It's gonna be
a good day. Very excited. My wife tells me, oh,
by the way, one of the moms text didn't want
to know if we wanted to meet up at the
trampoline park on Sunday.

Speaker 2 (42:27):
Big hangars.

Speaker 1 (42:28):
I'm like, oha, wait, so Saturday and we did Christmas
Market and chuck e cheese and now we're gonna do
say it ain't so trampoline park on Sunday. And she says, yeah,
what time would you want to do it? I said
ten am, tena am. Right when they open. We are
there and we wear the kids out and we get
home for football. She goes, ooh, I looked at it.

(42:50):
It doesn't open till eleven. I said, okay, we will
be there right at eleven for trampoline park eleven o'clock.
She goes, okay, and she texts mom and she's like, hey,
how does eleven work? And then other mom said, ah'll
probably be hangover eleven, maybe pushing it. How about eleven
thirty eleven forty five?

Speaker 2 (43:07):
See mom's drinking the night before, and.

Speaker 1 (43:09):
My wife says, oh, that's perfect. I'm like, is that perfect?
It's eleven thirty eleven forty five perfect. That's already an
hour and forty five minutes later than I originally planned.
I originated for ten, then I moved it to eleven.
Now we're going eleven forty five. Okay. Cool. We wake
up Sunday morning and my wife my wife.

Speaker 2 (43:32):
The fuck, no get away? Get back? I said, got it?

Speaker 1 (43:36):
I said, what's wrong with you? I don't know. I
got some cough. I don't think I'm gonna be able
to go get back, dude, I said, we wait, what
do you mean you're not gonna be able to go?
She goes, I think you're gonna have to go to
the trampoline park. So wait a minute, you made this
scheduled appointment with this other mom.

Speaker 2 (43:51):
Is the other mom going or the dad? Oh, Sarah's going?

Speaker 1 (43:55):
And I and I said, and so I'm gonna go
with the boys and meet up with this other mom.
But you said you were gonna meet at the trampoline park. Yeah.
I just don't feel good, coach, Sorry, go, So me
and another mom went to the trampoline park on Sunday.

Speaker 2 (44:11):
Gets me to my point. So I've a minted these
trampoline parks. Just remember from when we were kids. Are
these moms jumping on the trampolines? Is my first question?

Speaker 1 (44:18):
Some moms mostly not. Okay, most of them are just
sitting in their circles, gabbing or checking their phone out, not.

Speaker 2 (44:24):
Even being perverted. I mean, are their boobs going all
over the place.

Speaker 1 (44:28):
A couple of moms, yes, but they can.

Speaker 2 (44:30):
Be a little distracted. One time my kids slip fell
off the entire tramp didn't even know what happened the
whole time no.

Speaker 1 (44:37):
I mean baby Box didn't come up and say, hey,
where's baby Box two? And I'm like, uh, I'm looking
at those two. I'm not he's over there. Hey, son,
do you see this? This is poetry in motion, man,
Like you're watching a thing of art. But most moms
are not jumping on the trampolines.

Speaker 2 (44:56):
Yeah, very rare.

Speaker 1 (44:58):
It's more dads that will jump on the trampoline with
the kids because dads are idiots and they try to
go as high as they can and they're busting ass.
And then one dad did get yelled at because there's
a basketball hoop and he was hanging on the rim.
I'm like, dad, like relax, like you're not doing and
the guy go the worker goes, hey, man, come on,
don't hang on it. Are you trying to break it?
The dad was like just dunking. And then it's also

(45:22):
they have the jousting where you get up there like
American gladiators and you hit each other with and there's
dads up there just whacking people. I'm like, dude, their
own age, no kids. Yeah, I'm like, you're not proving anything,
like you're you're beating a twelve year old, Like stop,
like you're supposed to get up there and let the
twelve year old knock you off the damn thing. But

(45:42):
I get it. If it's your kid, you can do it.
And then when another kid comes up there, do you
get knocked off? You don't knock the other kid off
if you don't know. Yeah, yeah, very weird. But yeah,
So me and this other mom, we're just hanging out
to the trample Dean Park and a loven forty five
where the kids jump and a little bit nip point.
Here's the only problem. Hey, it was supposed to be
my wife and this lady talking. So then I got

(46:04):
to talk to her, and I don't really know much
about her, and she's she's got the same call my
wife does, Sarah. I couldn't help.

Speaker 2 (46:10):
But notice is that in all those sports bro.

Speaker 1 (46:15):
She's on day fourteen of this cost. She's been to
the doctor. She's now on antibiotics. And I'm just like, wow,
this is awesome, and the kids are going around, and
so finally at like one thirty, I'm like, hey, boys,
you guys ready to wrap it up? And my kids
are like, Dad, I'm hungry. I'm like, we'll get food
when we get home, and sna did you smuggle a
couple of those balls from the ball pit? She looks

(46:40):
at me, she says, hey, I'm getting my kids dippin' dots.
So if you don't want your kids to see that,
you better get out of here first. And I'm like,
you got tals, I gotta see it out there.

Speaker 2 (46:52):
If it gets any colder here, you're gonna cut some
fucking glass. There won't be a shame if any of
those dots.

Speaker 1 (47:00):
Flip up on all the white tea. Sarah, Oh sorry,
I drove one right there. Let me get that for you.
Oh no, that's just your nipple.

Speaker 2 (47:09):
I do call it the ice cream of the future. Sarah.

Speaker 1 (47:17):
So I start like, we gotta go, we gotta go,
get in the shoes on, because they're in line for
the freaking ice cream. Like she doesn't even wait for
us to get out of the building, and my middle
child baby box duds, like, oh, they're not even leaving.
I'll go we're leaving.

Speaker 2 (47:30):
What are they getting? What are they getting?

Speaker 1 (47:31):
I want to get what they're getting. I'm like, nope, nope, nope.
Well I want to walk to the car with him.
I want to wait and walk to the car with him, Nope, nope,
And so he is screaming and crying on the way
out of the freaking trampoline park and your.

Speaker 2 (47:44):
Wife's still in the car. Different story, different story.

Speaker 1 (47:47):
My wife's still at home because she's not feeling well.
She led me on a Sunday of football to watch
the kids.

Speaker 2 (47:52):
I was gonna say, she's been in that car now
for two days straight, dude. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (47:56):
And so then we get home and my wife has
picked up some lunch and the kids are at the
table eating and I go sit on the couch and
finally watch a little football and oh my god, it
was drunk. The NFL was so drunk. I got to
see the end of the Cowboys game. That was incredible.

Speaker 2 (48:12):
Yeah. We went to the mall all day. Oh we
had the niece and nephew, so we were working on
Christmas crap up until noon. Then it was traffic all
the way south mall, what else? A bunch of stores
we had to go to. We ate at the cheesecake factory.
But we listened to the Titans announcers.

Speaker 1 (48:28):
They're fun, right, Yeah, you're so fun.

Speaker 2 (48:30):
Yeah, it ain't good. I mean they tried to break
it down and they're great. Though, with their voices and
everything that they're really good. The knees, she didn't love it,
the fourteen year old and then my wife. They actually
the announcers a little too much for them.

Speaker 1 (48:47):
But you liked them.

Speaker 2 (48:47):
Yeah, they're good. They're good. They're good. I mean unless
you got Tixons seven. No, dude, they were good. They
may make you excited about the game, so it was fine. Yeah,
but they go. I was trying to think of why
did I not remember some of their calls? Was it penalties?
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (49:06):
Continue I watched the Cowboys game, and I don't Jayden
Daniels looks terrible. All of a sudden, he looks so bad.

Speaker 2 (49:12):
Well he's the rookie of the year.

Speaker 1 (49:14):
Well the must be. There must not be very many options.
Kayleb Williams is not good. He holds onto the ball
too long. Saw the end of that game they went overtime.
That some miraculous endings. I mean the Cowboys, the Commanders
tie it up.

Speaker 2 (49:28):
I mean that when Dinwhittle did the twisty and then
wade it all the way to the touchdown Turpin.

Speaker 1 (49:33):
Yeah, yes, when I mean they're down by seven and
they have like fifty seconds to go, and they're on
their own twelve yard line and they throw it to
Terry McLaren and he just burns everybody touchdown. And the
announcers are like, man, here we go. It'll celebrate too

(49:54):
much right now, commanders, because you missed an extra point earlier.
This is no guarantee. And he missed his extra point.
Hey misses extra point and you're like, oh my god, okay,
all right, on side kick on side kick and they
do the little squibver onside kick and the Cowboys guy
feels it cleanly to the house. He runs it back right.
It's just like, what the hell is going on? What

(50:17):
is going on? It was so crazy to get this.

Speaker 2 (50:20):
Remember this of your betting. If there's a safety, the
other team punts it. You know that, Yes, you can
onside punt it.

Speaker 1 (50:26):
Yeah, that's what the Texans tried to do. And I didn't.

Speaker 2 (50:29):
Understand, hurt on the radio. I didn't really didn't understand.

Speaker 1 (50:31):
I didn't understand, Like that's the one earlier in the
season where they were like, I think they recovered, Oh
wait no, no, it didn't land in the right spot.
The on side punt didn't.

Speaker 2 (50:40):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (50:40):
I don't know how it works, but yes, and then
the Bears recovered an on side kick. How about them apples,
and we drove down field goal over time, we get
the ball and then Caleb Williams doesn't get rid of
the ball, he gets sacked, and then they go down
and score and we lose. But I'm glad. I'm glad
we lost a better draft pick. Guys, this is what's
more important. The Bears don't need to win games. If

(51:01):
we're not going to the playoffs, we're not going to
the super Bowl. I want Caleb Williams to get better.
He doesn't look any better that he holds onto the ball,
But let's get a better draft pick. Well, you can
play hard but lose at the end, Dude.

Speaker 2 (51:13):
I just remember the announcers were going like medical terms.
He goes, it's a dagger. Right now, they're gonna get.

Speaker 1 (51:21):
Him from the inside.

Speaker 2 (51:22):
Dude, he was using something you're not gonna hear. At Vanderbilt.
He goes, when a guy runs across the middle and
comes back, he calls it a dagger. He goes, because
you tug right at the heart. He's like, that was
a ten yard dagger. Bought their heart I'm like, what
the fuck, dude, I got fourteen odnison here, dude, and

(51:42):
he was talking like wartime terms.

Speaker 1 (51:46):
Bro, it's a football game, and then he and then
I heard I saw this on Twitter. After that game,
the Texans have a postgame show and this lady Nicole
calls in and she thinks that the cartel is running
the the NFL. Let's see where is it? Here goes,

(52:06):
come on, m here, no, I can here.

Speaker 5 (52:14):
Air a couple of grievances, several grievances that I have,
and I'm going to establish that the NFL the rest
in Vegas are a cartel that manipulate all the games
as they wish. And I feel like some players such
as Kayemi are subject to being paid off at will

(52:35):
because they're so good.

Speaker 1 (52:37):
He's so good.

Speaker 5 (52:38):
I don't believe he intentionally loses his kicks. I think
he's paid to do so and potentially to My next
grievance is that the play calling can also be subject
to being subject to the cartel. And that dude I

(52:59):
forgot his name, but he sucks. I don't know why
he always calls that play where you throw to your
left or your right and you have to catch up
to the line of scrimmage. I don't know why he
does that. It never works, It never freaking works, and
he does it all the time. I feel like he's
sabotaging us. He always has mixed in come to drive

(53:24):
right into a apoll of guys that I mean, why
is it so unorthodox to run out left or right?
I mean, I don't know. I'm not a play caller,
I'm just a girl. But why doesn't he ever have
a play go out to the left or the right?

Speaker 2 (53:40):
I don't get it.

Speaker 5 (53:42):
He also could be subject to the cartel, of course,
you know, he may be smart enough to know that
these things are happening, and or he may be shot down.
Because I believe he's just as good as the old
Golden boy Park, you know, Patrick, And right now he's

(54:03):
the golden boy so and he's what we.

Speaker 1 (54:05):
Need to strive towards.

Speaker 5 (54:07):
So I'm not making excuses for the bad things we
did today. But CJ is right up there with him,
and you can tell that his confidence is being shot
And why is that is the cartil dream that to him?

Speaker 1 (54:23):
I mean, she goes off for like two more minutes
about the cartel I lowed out loud, how hammered is
that ship? Well?

Speaker 2 (54:29):
And how long? How do they let him go on
that long on a call?

Speaker 1 (54:32):
I don't know, probably because it was so damn funny.

Speaker 2 (54:34):
Well, Ray, we'd never let that happen on the Bag Show.

Speaker 1 (54:38):
We would never let it happen. But we'll take a break.

Speaker 2 (54:40):
We'll be right back, all right. Can I talk about something? Yeah,
go ahead, man, So I'd say, for instance, hypothetically, a
team in fantasy is down by thirty points and they
have Lamar Jackson and Zay Flowers playing tonight. Do you
think they'll win or they'll lose down thirty.

Speaker 1 (55:01):
Other team has nothing?

Speaker 2 (55:02):
Nothing?

Speaker 1 (55:05):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (55:06):
Man, Oh, what if it's thirty five points? Actually, I think.

Speaker 1 (55:12):
I would put it at a fifty seven percent chance
that the person ooh thirty five changes it. I'd say
a forty eight percent chance the team with Lamar Jackson
z A Flowers wins.

Speaker 2 (55:25):
Well, our stupid ass Ai says, it's an eighty percent
chance that we're gonna win. If me and Justin do
win with Lamar Jackson's A Flowers, we lose Fantasy and
we're out of the playoffs.

Speaker 1 (55:34):
I mean, Lamar gets twenty one, Zay gets fourteen. I
just don't know if the mar how high scoring of
a game it's gonna be.

Speaker 2 (55:42):
But guess what. I guess what Zay Flowers was doing
last night with Bob Henry. Bob posted pictures of him.

Speaker 1 (55:48):
That's not good.

Speaker 2 (55:48):
Yeah, that's not what we said waters all night. But
it's like you've hung out with Bob Menory didn't have
one drink.

Speaker 1 (55:54):
That's not what you want to see. Not good, not good. Well,
I mean, I came on here last week and talked
about how stupid Fantasy was and how I'm eliminated, and
I got my ass kicked and my whole team was
on by this week. But I'm back, baby. I took
the gelugulas and I kicked there ass. That kick there ass.

(56:14):
There is now a four way tie at the top
of Lunch's Loser's Division eight and four, eight and four,
eight and four and eight and four. There are four
of us at the top of the division. It is
pure pandemonium with only a couple of weeks to go.

Speaker 2 (56:31):
Have you seen our division? No, it's closer than the
nineteen sixty Big Ten with Bo Shimbeckler Bro. There's eight
teams tied for first place.

Speaker 1 (56:42):
The craziest day I've ever seen. I mean, I woke
up yesterday morning and I found out even more people
on my team were out. I didn't I was gonna
play Ta Jay Spears because that's how desperate I was.

Speaker 2 (56:53):
He didn't even play it.

Speaker 1 (56:54):
He no, and so he was out. So I had
to go find someone else. And so I was like,
who am I going to get? And then I look
online and Zamir White and Madison for the Raiders are
both doubtful. I'm like, I'm gonna go get a mirror.
I'm Dullah, and I'm gonna pray that a mirror I'm
Dullah for the Raiders can give me five freaking points.

(57:16):
I just went five points. I'm Dulah five.

Speaker 2 (57:18):
What a fine.

Speaker 1 (57:20):
He's the third string running back. He's the third string
running back, and what is a mirror?

Speaker 2 (57:25):
I'm Doulah do.

Speaker 1 (57:26):
He came through with fifteen boys, fifteen boys and Jade
and Daniels. The whole game, he was at like eight
Fantasy points, eleven Fantasy points, and then five minutes left
to go in the third and fourth quarter he explodes
for like two touchdowns Jade and Daniels. He looked like

(57:47):
trash supposedly all game. Didn't see most of the game,
but he had no fantasy points, but he brought it
back with thirty four fantasy points. Oh my god, there
is a god. There is a miracle. We are alive.
We are alive.

Speaker 2 (58:02):
Jeffrey Simmons has killed CJ.

Speaker 1 (58:05):
Shrouding the end zone.

Speaker 2 (58:06):
My fourteen year old niece, he's like, oh my gosh,
is he okay?

Speaker 5 (58:09):
He kill him?

Speaker 2 (58:10):
The dagger in the heart the Titans and jeff fucking
killed the Texas. No, no, he's not dead. He's just
being very aggressive with his terminology using medical terms. He
just tackled a man in the end zone.

Speaker 1 (58:23):
Yeah, oh, I had Deonday Johnson. I was gonna have
to play the Corpse of Deontay Johnson. So when's whenever
he got to Baltimore. They forgot he knows how to
play football. They don't even throw him the ball. So
yesterday morning I went and I said, what wide receivers
are available?

Speaker 2 (58:37):
And I got some guy that you can get, probably
Westbrook and Keene.

Speaker 1 (58:40):
Oh I probably could have got in, but I went
to Denver and there's a guy by the name of
Devon Vley. I'd heard of him a couple of weeks ago,
he had a couple of catchers like, let me put Veley.

Speaker 2 (58:51):
In the line of the ghost and Jerry Judy.

Speaker 1 (58:54):
Devont Maley eleven points.

Speaker 2 (58:57):
Oh my god, Devon Maylee, you got these guys from
the graveyard.

Speaker 1 (59:02):
From the graveyard, dude.

Speaker 2 (59:05):
Dude, me adjusted are starting guys from the fucking morgue. Dude.
We're both in the same boat. If you guys are
at least got a beating heart, will start you on
our fantasy t.

Speaker 1 (59:15):
Oh, that's all. I was like, Devon Bayle, let me
get him a mere Abdullah. I don't know you used
to play for the Lions. I think I let's put
you in the lineup. And I did get a text
from batter's box yesterday afternoon and he said.

Speaker 2 (59:28):
Here with a special happy birthday. Oh whoa.

Speaker 1 (59:33):
At six twelve pm, he said, first time I have
turned off a Niners game early in the last three years.

Speaker 2 (59:40):
Kid, Never turn off a game. It's just like a
good cinemax. Never know when the happy endings come.

Speaker 1 (59:45):
And I said, Arizona lost, You're still in the division race.
He goes, forty nine ers are toast. He goes, season over.
How do you deal with this, I said, what.

Speaker 2 (59:54):
Do you mean?

Speaker 1 (59:55):
He said, as a Bears fan, your season ends early
every year, Like, how do you do it emotionally? I said,
you gotta look at the positives. If the Niners don't
make the playoffs, the Niners get last place in their division,
they get a higher draft pick, and next year their
schedule will be super easy. They'll have a last place schedule.
They'll play the last place from the other divisions. They're
gonna be phenomenal because they'll rest up, they'll get everybody healthy,

(01:00:18):
they'll get their studs back, and they'll kick ass on
all these shitty teams Lions.

Speaker 2 (01:00:22):
That tells me they're gonna vote Waltz to the super Bowl.

Speaker 1 (01:00:25):
They are steamrolling everybody they play.

Speaker 2 (01:00:28):
Yeah, now would be the time to get them. You're
probably only gonna get them about three times your money,
but look back about three weeks it was ten times
your money.

Speaker 1 (01:00:34):
They are steamrolling people.

Speaker 2 (01:00:35):
The final text from justin guys before we might need
to do a welfare check if we don't make the playoffs.
I said, uh uh. He said about tonight's game, he's
a great charges, only giving up fourteen points per game,
best in the league. That's who Lamarin's a play And
I said, you're the opposite of confidence. I said, if
we die, we die confident. And then I finally said,
if authorities read these back, they would assume you were

(01:00:58):
a very weak man and terrified of his own shadow.
And he said, I'm a realist. I don't live in ignorance.
That is how if we get if it doesn't happen
tonight for zay Boy and Lamar, that is how the
campaign ends with Justin.

Speaker 1 (01:01:14):
Did you watch Ohio State with Justin?

Speaker 2 (01:01:16):
No? I did. The kids were supposed to be coming.
Oh yeah, it was like eleven am start, so I
was tuned into that we're trying to clean the house.
But I was able to see a good portion of it.
He was trembling. I think he went to a bar
by himself, solo mission stag and rolled up in there
and watched the whole damn thing.

Speaker 1 (01:01:31):
Yeah, the chink Glas had won six in a row.
The Flying Chinkla is lost. It is a battle. I
am so excited And now I'm gonna be counting down
tonight thirty five points for Ray and Justin and the
Ripper Magoo.

Speaker 2 (01:01:45):
But I've explained to Justin, like this If we can't
confidently count on Lamar to get a thirty points and
Lamar and Zay to get a couple of catches, then
we don't win. If you don't have confidence and you're like,
we're not gonna be a little pussy, and it's just
like oh man, oh hey, oh yes, Christian McCaffrey only
got six points. Oh yes, Kettle only got one touchdow, Yes,

(01:02:09):
we're not doing that shit. If we can't count on
Lamar to get twenty eight points and Zay to get seven,
what are we doing We don't deserve it. I'm tired
of watching these games like, oh my gosh, Sam Darnold,
he only got twenty five. Yes, we're not doing that shit.
If you're not gonna watch the game like a man,

(01:02:29):
say we got a good ass team, let's get head
to head, beat the piss out of this team.

Speaker 1 (01:02:34):
Then we're not doing it.

Speaker 2 (01:02:36):
I'm not gonna do this pussy footing around. Hey tonight,
we have to root that Alex Godare only gets two points. Yes,
he only did two. I'm not playing that shit. If
we're not gonna be men, and we can't look Lamar
in the dick and say I need twenty eight points
from you. If we can't look at Zay Flowers after

(01:02:56):
he got zap with Bob Menry and say, bro, we
need you to get four cats. You're like their star receiver. Like,
if we can't, that can't happen. We don't fucking deserve it.

Speaker 1 (01:03:05):
The fucking deserve it.

Speaker 3 (01:03:07):
So I tried to tell Justin I'm tired of his text.
You should see him. He sounds like a little bit.
He's like, Hey, it's not looking good tonight. We got
a hope that go dere only gets one catch.

Speaker 2 (01:03:19):
I'm not down it. I'm not rooting for Godare to
get one catch. If our team isn't good enough to
beat a team that has Kamara on a bye and
Alex Godeare who was catching balls when I was in college,
if we're not good enough for that, I'm not that.
So that's it, dude, this is our swan song. We

(01:03:39):
could jump the shark any other animal analogies or sayings.

Speaker 1 (01:03:42):
Uh, elephant in the room. Yeah, man, And I just
realized I haven't won yet. He still has Mark Andrews.

Speaker 2 (01:03:58):
It doesn't get any better than that.

Speaker 1 (01:04:01):
He still has Mark Andrews. A night.

Speaker 2 (01:04:03):
How much is he down by.

Speaker 1 (01:04:06):
Forty four.

Speaker 2 (01:04:07):
Oh, it's over, damn it. I was hoping it was
like under ten.

Speaker 1 (01:04:13):
Oh and that mid season Guante. Oh my god, ray,
my team's falling apart, falling apart Isaya, but Checko still
on IR still don't have him to play. I big, Hey,
I spent We have fifty dollars free agent money. I
bid twelve dollars on brock Party. Oh brock Perty's not
playing this weekend, so I gotta go get a quarterback.
I had to go get Tommy fucking Dovido, slowing salamis everywhere.

(01:04:38):
That dude sucked.

Speaker 2 (01:04:39):
A touchdowns though, right, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:04:41):
I think that he got me one touchdown, but I
had I did get to say he doesn't play for them.
Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (01:04:48):
No, No, he didn't play for the other team, but
did really good.

Speaker 1 (01:04:50):
Batter's box has Saque.

Speaker 2 (01:04:52):
He went off, he went he's an MVP two hundred
and fifty.

Speaker 1 (01:04:56):
He's got the MVP. He did it over to stop
with the quarterback. Give it to Saque. He is the MVP.

Speaker 2 (01:05:02):
You'll get it.

Speaker 1 (01:05:04):
Yeah. And then I didn't have a running back, so
I had to play Blake damn Korum Yesterday awesome, thanks
for playing. He got me point five points. But George Kittle,
he came through with a twenty spot. Keenan Allen with
a twenty three spot. Ceedee Lamb was sixteen and I
am going to advance. I'm not gonna be the low score.

(01:05:24):
I am moving on in the guillotine. All right, man,
all right, we gotta go.

Speaker 2 (01:05:31):
Man, Yeah, dude, damn, good luck tonight.

Speaker 1 (01:05:34):
Thank you man, I need it. Thanks. Oh yeah you too, man. Thanks, Yeah,
I'm really I'm worried about you. You're gonna stay and
watch it.

Speaker 2 (01:05:42):
I actually might because honestly, if we lose tonight, we're
out of the playoffs. So it's that competitive of a division.

Speaker 1 (01:05:47):
That's huge. All Right, everybody, have a great Monday. We're out.

Speaker 2 (01:05:50):
Eh.

Speaker 1 (01:05:52):
That was a bad brother, I don't know. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:05:55):
Oh. Sore Losers dot com for convention tickets.

Speaker 1 (01:05:58):
Sore Losers dot com for convention ticket. It's Miguel was
as drunk as he usually is at the convention yesterday,
started talking about on base. But the Cowboys are going
to the super Bowl. This starts our running the Cowboys
in the Super Bowl.

Speaker 2 (01:06:09):
Can they still make it? Mathematically ye?

Speaker 1 (01:06:13):
Mathematically yes, most likely no, no, But here's the thing.
They're gonna crush the Giants on Thanksgiving. The Giants have quit.

Speaker 2 (01:06:20):
That sounds like a trend.

Speaker 1 (01:06:21):
I mean, if you that's gonna be two in a row.
They are going to win that game. The Giants are
so bad. They are so bad.

Speaker 2 (01:06:28):
I'm gonna need your locks before I go to Vegas.
I'm telling you right now, I'm gonna need your bank.
I'm gonna need your take you to the base. I'll
have my own life.

Speaker 1 (01:06:35):
I'm already telling you right now. Take it. Hey, the
Cowboys minus four you might as well take it to
the bank, because when it came out yesterday, did you
just give that on a mound day? When it came
out yesterday it was minus three and a half. It's
already been going up with the money.

Speaker 2 (01:06:46):
Chiefs minus fourteen, and the Niners don't even have a quarterback.

Speaker 1 (01:06:49):
They're playing the Raiders. Oh you're right, Yeah, well I
thought that, Hey, I thought Carolina didn't have a quarterback.
But all of a sudden, Bryce Shoung looks like freaking
Joe Montana. What were the Chiefs doing? What were they doing? God?
That was so bad? Yeah, Cowboys minus four, I mean
the Giants are so bad, so bad.

Speaker 2 (01:07:08):
Dolphins. We get a little Dolphins Dolphins Cockers. Dude.

Speaker 1 (01:07:11):
Yeah, hey, it's gonna be a good week.

Speaker 2 (01:07:13):
It'll be snowing a Lambeau, even though they may play
in Miami.

Speaker 1 (01:07:17):
Now they're playing in Lambo. If it's snowing in Lambeau,
give me the Packers. You don't want the warm weather guys.
Tyreek and the Boys, uh Tua, they don't like snow.

Speaker 2 (01:07:28):
The Packers have the best line in the NFL. Lombardi
said that, Okay, all right, Steve Lombardi, No, he'sarty.

Speaker 1 (01:07:39):
I gotta go