Retired? No You're Fired!

Was Jim Boeheim is shown the door at Syracuse or did he retire from Syracuse? Lunchbox has a player you all need to draft for your fantasy football team next year if you want to win your league. Tiger Woods is back in the news and it's not for how good he is at golf. Eddie places a live bet so we have to do some play by play of a college basketball game to see if Eddie can win $2! 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
Tell you what I was telling lunch coach. I don't
hear me, Tenny, No, I don't hear anything. Check check
not a day. Oh, hello, there we go, got you.
The Big East Tourney pre March Madness is the best
one around. Yeah, tops, the SEC, Big ten out West,

(00:23):
any of those, the Atlantic Ten, the Great Lakes Conference. Oh,
don't forget about the West Coast Conference. That's what I
said out there. Western Atlantic Conference. That's the one I'm
all about. I'm gonna hit this. Don't forget about the
meac hey remind me when we start. I got a
question for the penis. It all started when a dumbass
met another dumbass, and they met another dumbass, and they

(00:45):
became the dumbass tree at the end. Well, Arnold is
at the SEC tournament with Abbey. They went on a date.
Arnold apparently is a big Mississippi State fan, so he
the Rebels are Bulldogs, so he's a big one there, guys.
I'm gonna do it live, dang it. Oh the one

(01:07):
too a loser? What up, everybody, I'm lunchbox. I know
the most about sports, so I'll give you the sports facts,
my sports opinions. Because I'm pretty much a sports genius.
What's up everyone, I'm Eddie and I know the least
about sports. But I'm your average sports fan, your sports watcher.

(01:29):
I don't know the who's who's and I don't know
the what y'all Between Eddie Dot knowing his intro and
Lunch just hammering away on his cell phone. It is
Sisson Ray Mundo. I'm from the north of an alpha male.
I live on the west side of Nashville. Boys, March
Madness is here. Over to you. It's not here, it's

(01:50):
not real. It's March. No. But March Madness is starts
with selection Sunday and then the tournament. You can't tell
me when my March Madness starts. I'm telling you when
it starts. And it's the official the bracket, that's what
it is. That's March Madness. This is March Excitement, Okay,
the conference attorneys, it's the same letter. Okay. This is

(02:12):
gonna be March. This is March Mellow, March Mellow, March Mellow. Question,
don't be bezer. Every year question for the March Madness
start March Bezer When I got the same question hasn't
started yet. It's February. No, the madness always becomes on
March first. When when do we fill out our brackets?

(02:34):
Question for Coach Rae, are we going to the SEC Tournament? Well,
i've heard you're going. There's no rumors. I'm going to
the Arkansas Auburn game. Yesterday I got butt hurt. Okay,
I will be at that game, the one that happened yesterday.
I got butt hurt. Because everybody's planning to go to
Arkansas and I'm just left. I'm going to Arch. Let

(02:55):
me just go to the Voles game by myself? Should
I also thumb my asshole? What? Why would you? Why
would you do that? Coach? You remember when we snuck
into That's what I'm talking about. What the SEC tournament.
If it's not the Valls Arkansas at say or Kentucky,
nobody goes to the games. Me and Eddie sit in

(03:15):
these two seats in a twenty thousand arena and people
come up to us and go, you're in our seats?
What sh it was? Eleven am? No one's there. The
whole arena's empty, Ray and I literally they weren't even
good seats, right, they were just like average, Like, hey,
let's just sit there. No one's gonna take those seats.

(03:36):
No kid in ten minutes later, you're in our seats.
I don't understand. And then we look around with the
sea hundreds of empty seats around right, you look around,
You're like, okay, there's no seats seats there, Like are
you really just sit down? And then like work on
it later, like what is one seat to the left
one seat to the right, What damn difference does it make?
Not only did we understand if it's a crowded arena

(03:59):
or how did venue and you're there, are someone's in
your seat, yes, move them. But if you're on the
same row and you're just one or two seats over,
who gives a damn coach? Not only did we sneak in,
we get him for free rays pulling on every single
freezer that where the vendors are closed, taking to see
if the beers are open. All homeless play that doesn't

(04:23):
care about their job and doesn't put the little chain
link on it. Uh we if you want to go,
you can get him for ten bucks. I'm talking about
you and me I the old way. That's the thing.
Why when it's ten dollars you can game that's one games.
It's a session. It's the first and the second, and
then you're going to the final two games, which is

(04:43):
a session. It's the day and they can go for
two games. Yeah, but then they boot you out. That's
when they clean it that hour. I don't know about
our seats because we're behind the Arkansas bench, and I'm
pretty sure they don't want an Arkansas fans sitting behind
whoever's next. Yeah, oh you're not the last game. No,
you're not a sixth game. Oh, I don't know who
the o. So Kentucky if it Kentucky's at eight and

(05:05):
that's their bench. They don't want Red sitting behind the
Blue bench. I get that. But it's sold in sessions.
What you're saying telling you the seats that I'm in
are not sold in sessions are sold. They're not sold.
Those are given. Oh you're the tickets you have are
not sold, They are given. They are allotted by the team.
And I do believe maybe those are only for that game,

(05:25):
and then maybe if you walk up in the stands
and sit somewhere else. Now I get it, thank you,
because for a second I was like, you're right. So
then the Arkansas is gonna have the best seats for
the second game. No, it's because it's one game. Because
last year, last year, we got there early and I
think uh Arkansas was playing LSU, but before then it
was like Missouri and Auburn, and we sat. Our seats

(05:47):
were right behind the Auburn bench. That's where Arkansas was
going to be. So we go over there and someone's
in our seat and we're like booting them out or
they're like, no, this is our seat. Oh so you're
those people until finally somebody no, but it was packed
Tree repeated it's hey, and then finally somebody's like, no,
you idiot's like it's it's the next game. This is
only good for your game. And when they do a
arena clear and they do it, they go down. I mean,

(06:10):
if you we tried, I believe if it wasn't you,
I was with I was a solo mission. Yeah no, no,
that was us, but we'd go to the bathroom or something. No,
they do a dude, they get everybody out because they
wanted to be one session. The next session. I get it.
I don't know what they do. What do they do
that time? Clean? Oh? Clean the popcorn up? I mean
how we got in the company Sweet. We wiped him

(06:30):
out of beer and like that Sweet doesn't exist one
hour between us and the construction we apparently we had
some partnership with a construction company and they go, hey,
the guys are looking for beer and it's almost out.
That's when me and Eddie it was time to exit
stage right. I mean, we drink all the beer and
then left. And the lady, one of the sales ladies,
on the phone with top Dog Han. She goes, she goes,

(06:51):
I have Eddie and Ray here. They say she did it.
She didn't say her name. She was going, hey, is
there any way we can place in order for a
couple more cases of beer? All of it's gone. And
now you could hear him like Arnold in the background,
going now on the other end, don't you dare Absolutely not.
We're not getting anymore because a case of beer costs
how much? Right at the Sweet each beer's probably five
days something. But I think the case was ninety six dollars.

(07:13):
How did we drink twenty four beers? It was the
constructing guy. I mean, there's everybody in the suite because
there weren't a lot of people in there. But I
really do believe they up charge you so much. They
charge you ninety six dollars maybe for a twelve pack. No, no, coach,
that's ridiculous. But I agree with you. That's what I'm

(07:33):
saying because it sounds crazy. But when you're drinking and
you're in a suite and you're rich, which we weren't
it was a company suite, you will gladly pay ninety
six dollars. That's nothing. That's why when the cart goes
around for Titans games, you guys, ever seen that you
can get any dessert you want? There's a dessert cart. Yeah.
Would you do that normally in your life? Not every day?
But on Titan Sunday if they got brownies and ice

(07:56):
cream and you got something else you can suck on,
people are gonna do it. Like what snow cones got
chocolate covered bananas? You look over and your girl's deep
throat and banana. We're like, how did you get that
desert cart? Oh? Man? But did you bet on Arkansas? Already?

(08:19):
No yet, I'm still waiting on this Marquette beat. Why
is it locked all of halftime? I don't know how
is anything going to change during halftime? Idea. They're worried
about this game because we were watching it live over
Under was one sixty four, then it plummeted to about
one fifty eight. They and the Johnnies are up one
hundred that they don't know how to place the bet
if you're well, because stupid Marquette started out four or

(08:40):
five from the field and then they were four of
their next twenty. Vegas doesn't like these type of games.
Vegas wants to predict this unpredict how long has Marquette
been like really good at basketball. They've been decent for
a while, but they got really good this year when
they got Shaka. Not this year. But have you seen
their arena? It's a plus. They're arena where they're they're good.

(09:04):
No no no, but no, no no, no, no who they had
no but listen, like Duke's good and their arena sucks?
What what there's there? Arena's amazing? What the freaking Cameron
in coch coach cake court? Like, you don't think that's awesome?
It looks like it looks like a scene out of Hoosiers.
That's what I'm talking. I mean, you see where they
put the freaking announcers. Their heads are scraping on the roofs. Guys,

(09:27):
look at the Marquette one. It looks like where the
freaking uh Madison Square Garden. But when you're playing basketball,
you want I get it, guys, But I'm telling you
watch like some kind of uh ACC game or whatever,
and it looks dark and the freaking courts like dark brown,
and it's like, you know, worn out Marquette. It looks

(09:48):
like an NBA game. So you're talking about the picture
on the screen. You're watching an agent quality of the court,
quality of the arena. But that means a lot of
money's coming into that school for their basketball time. You'll
notice eat Big East Conference Tournament at Madison Square Garden.
What did they do? They put the dim the lights
for the crowd, so just to court slid up, dude,
that's New York styles. It's it's that's why it's hands

(10:08):
down the best conference tournay. Yo, why's still bright in here?
Turn the lights down, dude. I watch Big East Tourney
when I was in college. Nobody there was no betting
back then, and I would just watch it for the
love of the game. There was, but there was betting
back then. There was the websites but they didn't pay.
Were shady websites or you had your bookie that was
the front in the front down the street and they
didn't pay for about two months. Oh great, thanks for

(10:30):
my check. It was two months ago that I won
two hundred dollars. Thank you. I only needed it for rent.
Question for the penis these tournaments, these conference tournaments, do
teams that are gonna like do really well in the
tournament want to just kind of like play mediocre, maybe
lose even though they know they're getting in the tournament,
like because it's hard to win what eight in a row.

(10:54):
I believe that they do. I believe that the coaches
are okay with them losing in their conference tournament if
they are one of the ones that they're already in
there a high seed, you're in and you really do
believe you're gonna win the national title, because listen, when
you're a nine seed, a ten seed, do you really
believe you're you know, you're happy to be in the tournament.
It's exciting. Yes, you're gonna coach like you're gonna try

(11:16):
to win the national title. But if you win a
game or two, you're like, holy crap, this is amazing,
and you can like Saint Peter's last year, it's like,
oh yeah, we knew we belong. Stop it, like Saint
Peter's cocks, like, you know, lose it. Like Kansas losing
in the tournament. I'd rather than lose in the Big
twelve tournament because I don't want them to win it.

(11:37):
I don't want them to win the tournament the grind,
and then I had to go win in six in
a row in the tournament, Like that's a lot of
games to win in a row, sixty four when in
thirty two, win in the Sweet sixteen, win the Elite eight,
win in the final four game games. So it's hard
to win six games in a row. So why not.
You're a Marquette, You're Alabama, you're so but but see,

(12:00):
like Alabama, they could be a number one, yes, but
I think even if they lose, they're still a number
one scene Okay, So I would just lose it. Just
get your loss out of the way, because you don't
want to get anybody injured, especially like Kansas. I was
so glad Kansas lost to Texas last weekend because Kansas
was on like that on purpose. No, no, well they
had no interest, but in the game because it meant

(12:21):
if we won, we won, no big deal. I don't
think they were focused. They had already wrapped up the
Big Twelve. I didn't want them going in on an
eight game winning shriek then going to the Big twelve tournament.
If they win that, that's three games in a row,
that's eleven, then you gotta win six more. Seventeen game
winning streak. That is so hard to do. And also,
back in the day, what was it Saint Francis teams
would go undefeated, which is what you don't want. Well,

(12:42):
Saint Francis didn't go undefeated, which state was undefeated, but
there was chances went on a hell of a run undefeated.
You want them to lose, you don't. It's just who
the hell is Saint Francis. They were a hell of
a team in the nineties. If they have that big
fat center. Can you look up Saint Francis Ncuba tournament
and because I've never heard of Saint Francis, But my

(13:02):
point is they finally lost, but they were on a
run though at fifteen to oz, and you kept thinking,
it's just same as NFL. If you go undefeated, you
don't win the Super Bowl. You just don't, so you
always want the losses. So I agree with you. Yes,
all these teams lose it up unless you need the
automatic bid, which a lot of the SEC teams need it. Yes,
there's a lot more harder on some of the teams

(13:23):
with they have to win to get in where somebody
seems like Texas, Kansas, UM Marquette, who else? What year
was Francis the winner? I'm guessing it was back in
the day, So i just google Saint Francis back in
the day. Saint Francis undefeated college basketball. Go ahead, find
find that for me, because I've never heard of it.

(13:45):
Saint Francis undefeated basketball season, Saint Francis c yo. Now
this is six grade girls. Hold on, they have gotten
the name in correct. Hold on, it wasn't Saint John.
Who was Saint Francis? Hey, Saint Francis fourth grade? Boys? On, No,
that's not it. I ain't no man, I'll see my

(14:07):
memory served me incorrectly. If somebody could help me out.
But you don't want us to talk about you on
this podcast. Because we brought up Beheim randomly, we said,
has he retired? Oh? All the good coaches are gone.
I said, coach k Gonezzo about to be gone, and
you go Beheim? Is he still around? It got dropped
About six hours later Beyheim never to return to basketball.

(14:31):
Agad he got fired. And there was another one, Eddie,
did you not hear? No? But Beheim getting fired is
crazy to me. He's been there for forty seven fire
they go out hard, Joe Paw, he got fired. I
think I called it quits. Did you watch his press conference?
But uh, they didn't fire him, though technically does he
did he act like that he got fired. Yes, he

(14:53):
acted like they wanted him out of there. That means
he got fired. He was pushed off the door. Can't
put that in the resume one one hundred percent. When
he said they said do you are you coming back
next year? He said that's not up to me, which
is saying I want to come back, but you'll have
to ask the school. And the school three hours later
told him, hey, Jim, you're out of here, but pack

(15:13):
your ship and get out. They didn't say that, but listen,
if somebody said that to you, wouldn't you say, oh no, no,
no, no no, no, I want you to actually fire me.
I don't want you to put a little bow on it,
make it look cute, like I'm done with basketball. If
you're getting me out of here, I want you to
get in front of these people and tell him you
don't want me here anymore. Why did you do that?
That's what they said by saying no, they told Jim

(15:35):
you're not returning, and that's not what they said. What
they did. You hear them say that, Bro, you're just
connecting little dots that weren't said. If I were Jim
Beeheim and they fired me, I would tell them to
tell that story. No, No, they did it. After he
had his press conference, he was like, they said, is
this it for you? He's like, do you want to
come back? I didn't say that. That's not up to me.

(15:57):
You'll have to talk to this person. Three hours later,
he was you're not coming back, and they immediately named
a new head coach as his replacement. Yes, which means hey, okay, no,
some guy that was an assistant coach. But they said, hey, man,
like Mayheim, you're out. We already gave this guy the job.
You're gone. So they wanted it. They wanted it to
be cute and nice, right correct, And then he just

(16:19):
said no, give the dirty laundry. Just like with marriage,
when there is a divorce, it's always irreconcilable differences when
the real thing is he was banging the housekeeper, this
girl was pounding some dude under the table at work.
Other stuff is happening, and you just hear irreconcilable differences.
When he says it's not up to me twice in
his press conference, it's not up to me, that tells

(16:42):
you that he wants to be there, he wants to coach. No,
I know what you're reading between the lines, but no
one said that. That's my point. If well, then why
didn't he go no, I'm playing on retiring. No, that's
not the truth exactly. The truth is he got fired.
Truth will let you be free. Would you agree the
truth is he got fired. Yeah, I understand that. I do. Yes,
I believe after forty seven years he got kicked out

(17:04):
the door. I would make them say that. I would
make them say no, no, no no, tell I want you
to go out there and tell everyone you're firing me.
Instead of making it look like Jim Beheim retires or
they tolbody is just writing the narrative. He never said
he retired. He said, that's not up to me. That's
not up to me. And then when they he was
replaced as coach, everybody started going a coach again. I

(17:24):
don't think he will, of course, but everybody's like, oh,
Jim Beheim steps down at Syracuse. He didn't step down.
He got told us, he got kicked out. What if
they said, hey, you should do a goodbye tour just
like coach k did and he said that. He's like,
I'm not dragging. I'm not going to drag me and
my wife in front of the camera every time and
cover the camera and she's gonna meet given high fives

(17:48):
to student. Did you see the meme or whatever? Their
final quote was, Oh, we're not gonna be around the
basketball team much. We don't want to be a distraction.
There's a met every game they're sitting their court side.
No they're not. They've been to like one. That's one
they said they're gonna be and I'll hang up and listen. Wow,
got you there, Roy Williams point. But now Roy Williams
is that every game? Yeah, I think Roy Williams is

(18:10):
still coaching. He's sitting right behind the bench being like
trap screen. I really want bay Cock and the Boys
to get in. I really do they deserve to get
into March. It's not there's not a duke, a heel,
a jayhawk, or a peacock. It's still. It ain't madness.
No it's not. Yes it is. No, it's not. Yes
it is right here. No, no it's not. What are

(18:31):
you betting plus two? I want to let it get higher. No,
it's down to plus one and a half. That must
score boys. I love that it's not even March madness yet,
and we're looking at live lines just like we're fiending.
It's funny. I just liked it. I had never done
the live betting, so I just wanted to see how
it works. You've never done No, I did it in
the Philly San Francisco game is the one I did it.
It's fascinating. So I just want to see if it

(18:52):
changes every possessor's score right there. Hey, let me tell
you something, guys. Baycock and the Boys are going to
the tournament. I want them. They will beat Virginia yeh,
and that will be enough for them to go in
the tournament. I mean, anybody can beat Virginia. Aren't they
the one that Steen Oh, you have to score thirty
five points and you beat Virginia. They don't score very much.
Justin said the exact same thing. Justin he said they

(19:12):
play slowest. Hell, they're the slowest playing team. But yes,
they lost to a sixteen. Then the very next year
they won the national championship. So I think they atoned
for their sins. But yeah, time I felt bad for
Jim Beeheim forty seven years. They kicked you out the door. Coach,
he's fine, he's rich. And you love old coaches, you
love Bill self and you love pop. Well, Let's self

(19:34):
is not that old. But he is in the hospital.
The Adidascan reports already had a many heart attack. Coach,
I called that like earlier this season. What do you
mean you called red during the games? Him? Him? Who's
the offering coach? Bruce Pearl, Bruce Pearl? Who else? Um,
there's someone else that I think they're just gonna die

(19:55):
on the court. Oh, Bruce Buffer. Those people, Bruce Buffer,
the guy for the UFC. Oh when he's announcing he's
going to have a heart attack, he's so annoying. The
Bruce Buffer when he fist bumps the fighters. That drives
men fighting fighting first and then he fist bumps. I'm like,

(20:17):
do you really think those guys want to fist bumps? Dumbass? Hey,
and then he throws the index car behind him. Yeah,
what does he get paid to do? One of them?
Million dollars? Wait each fight? No, you're out of your mind?
Are you that stupid? There's no now he announces two
fights a month, so he makes two million a month.

(20:38):
We gotta up our appearance fees. You're ridiculously, You're so dumb.
I was gonna take twenty five dollars the other day.
How much they say one hundred thousand first special UFC events.
That's those gotta be the numbers. Those gotta be like
real UFC events in front of audiences and first fighting. Hey,

(21:00):
but uh yeah yeah yeah, what was I gonna say
when you were gonna you were talking about the old
coaches dying? Yes, yes, blue balls Buffer, uh, Bruce Pearl,
I mean he dude, Bill, selfish coach. That's too much.
Your heart can't take that, I know, which is scary though.
That's a scary thing. And hopefully he's gonna be okay.
A red face is a sign of not enough oxygen

(21:22):
and alcoholism. Got another one. Izzo I called it. He's
I can't. I can't believe he didn't say Beheim. Izzo
both done coaching. Izzo doesn't have fun anymore. He just
beats the verbal hell out of his players every game.
When the season's over, they're happy. They're players don't want
to make March. They are. March is not fun with Izzo.
It's not. It's fun with the Big East teams, they're

(21:44):
having fun, they're high flying. Not with Izzo. You better
make ninety percent free throws or he's gonna beat the
shit out of you. You know who I like. I
like the new Duke coach because he doesn't yell at anyone.
He sits. I mean, might as well give him a beer.
He sits down on the whole game and just watches it.
That lady brings him a pop florn do anything. He's

(22:05):
pretty good. He's calm, and then you got muscled and
yelling everything to everyone every second and they don't listen.
Sweats his ass off. We were watching that game on Saturday,
just sweating every thing at the raft. I mean he's
wiping his hair. He runs with the with the ball.
Oh I know, I know. It's amazing. Are they gonna

(22:25):
be running to March or No. No, that's the thing.
You're stupid, dude. They're not even if they lose. There's
a pre record. So if they lose to Auburn to night,
they're not making the tournament. What do you mean last
night they won? I just said it's a prerecord. Why
did you say that? Because I want I really believe
if they lose, they shouldn't be in the tournament. You

(22:46):
can't lose four in a row at the end of
the season, go eight and ten in your conference and
losing the first game of the freaking tournament and being
I just I'm saying the SEC is not strong enough
to be tenth in your conference and think that is
worthy of a bid. I think they need to win
a couple of games in the SEC tournament. Hey, are
we doing a big one? Are we doing one with

(23:07):
the Bobby Bones show? Are we doing? Are we doing anything?
Or do we just not doing anything together anymore? I'll
do March Madne with a homeless gall We're doing something
blax coach apartment. If I win, I get to uh.
I don't make his tent, No steal his papers. That's
pretty no what we're gonna do is King. We're gonna

(23:27):
take King's papers. I get to take his badge and
get him off the street because King has been there
ten years and he looks like him an ambitious guy,
and he needs to prove he's ambitious and get an
actual job. He probably makes enough money just chilling there.
Oh he does. He has an sec coach. Is too much,
We've already missed out. Oh my gosh, he predicted it.

(23:49):
They're gonna win. Money left on the table, won't be
right back, King, We're gonna do march Man. No, guys,
I'm doing it with your family, right. I emailed it
to you. What do you mean I already said to email.
You always sent to the wrong email. I don't have
a y'aho. No, no, no, that's what you registered with

(24:10):
because I have to have a Yahoo to play on Yahoo. Okay,
so then I don't have I don't have that account.
It's a made up name. So I can play in
your stupid league that's on Yahoo ESPN. You can say
to my regular account, I can't. Here's the thing, funny part.
Every year we go through the same thing. You have
to go to your Yahoo Yahoo account, log in, and
do it. Well, you have to tell me what the

(24:32):
right that was funny? I mean, it's really not that hard.
Just go here. That made me chuckle. Just go to
your Yahoo account and do it. I don't have a
Yahoo account. I do, but I don't know what it is, coach,
So you have to look who you sent the email
to and then I'll find it like that. And I
sent it to your kid. He did? Man, Yeah, the
defending champ. Yeah, well it sounds like you guys already

(24:52):
have yours. No, no no, no, Ray, you can always get
in with invited you Ray allowed in with twenty dollars.
It's twenty dollars winner, winner take all rank? Do you want?
You and base separately? Hid? The winner gets a hundred
and twenty dollars end. However you want. It's more than
one hundred and twenty dollars a family. How many people
are doing? Oh? My son got what five hundred, six

(25:13):
hundred and six hundred bucks and cold hard cash. Mother.
There's thirty two people. You would be thirty three. I
would have won it last year. No, you wouldn't. I
won my family. You wouldn't and I Kansas. Did anybody same?
Did anybody in your family have Kansas. No, I wrestling
case your honor. Now my son did not have Kansas,
but he had Duke in the championship. He didn't. That's
Champero always wins it. Our scoring is different, Kid, Ira

(25:37):
named my bracket. I picked a team out of Boise, Idaho.
It's called the William Hays Bracket Rush Rank. It's called
you remember in nineteen eighty seven? No, what's his Basketball's
his college? Oh? You cla the University of North Carolina

(25:58):
tar Heel. He loves the tar Heel, love the tar Heel,
loves the tar Heels. That's why for Christmas this year,
I wrapped him up with Sports Illustrated of the Kansas
Jayhawks championship celebration last year when they won the national
title over North Carolina and gave it to his room.
Can't I just hope it? Kid? Why would you bring up? No?

(26:20):
It was it was also a little little bit of
revenge for what he did to Batter's Box. Oh no,
it happened when the Giants played the Royals in the World. No,
and they won. And I think the final score of

(26:40):
Game seven or winner was two to one or three
to two. And so my brother got married. A few
weeks after that, he got married and Keith shows up
to the wedding drunk and he says, kid, I got
you a present. And my brother's like okay, and he
hands it to him. It's a piece of paper and

(27:02):
he unfolds it and all it says is was it
Origami three to two? That was his wedding? Friends, there's
places for humor at a wedding. What did your brother? Yeah,
he wadded it up and beat his ass with it.
He was just like really really, He goes, I'm sorry, kid,

(27:26):
I'm sorry. I had to kid. Oh, it was hilarious.
So then I did it and he opened it and
he was like, oh kid, I'm never gonna I'm gonna
keep this forever. He kept the paper. Yeah, but in
his car. Now did you read Listen Calvin Ridley. He's back, guys,

(27:48):
and I'm gonna give you a little fantasy advice. He
only bet on twenty game parlay for billion dollars. But
I'm gonna tell you right now, make the draft pick
of Calvin Ridley and your fantasy league next year. I
would bet on it. Why because you read some story.
I know. I read a letter from Calvin Ridley. Yeah,
and that makes you believe he's gonna be awesome. He
said he only placed a bet on women's tennis and

(28:10):
it was because what you're wrong. It tells you about
how where he was in his life. And he says,
this is a letter to the game. It's on the
Player's tribune and it is freaking amazing. Did you subscribe
to that because nobody else can read those articles? Yeah,
you can. It's all free. Players tribute is free. You're
thinking about that Atlantic the Athletic to the football game,

(28:32):
he said, a letter to the game, to the football
world and everyone who loves this game. To my age,
I'm not here to sugarcoat anything. In twenty twenty one,
I made the worst mistake of my life by gambling
on football. Dude, and you read his guarantee that I'm
ready to write the same letter. Guarantee you you read
this letter and you're like, damn, I'm not game. You

(28:53):
have no idea what this dude went through. When he
was younger, he got picked up from school by his
aunt one day out of nowhere and dropped off at
a foster home with him and his brothers. Where are
his parents? Oh? His mom got locked up, his dad
got deported, and his brother. That's a common story in

(29:13):
the United States. Guys, go ahead, his brother who was hysterical.
They took him to a hospital and he didn't see
him for six months. Dude, he this story, his story.
I'm just like, holy crap. And he said he was injured.
He played through a broken foot. When the doctor kept saying, no,
just a bruise, it's a bruise, It's a bruise. The

(29:34):
team doctor said yeah, and he bawled out, taking shots
in his foot every week. Then after they got new
regime the next year and they sent him to a specialist,
and the specialist, the guy took his ex ray, goes, yeah,
your foot's broken. And all this is because he gambled no, no,
So then he got hurt again. When he can't he
rushed back trying to be there for the team. Time
to make a futures bet on him getting hurt. He

(29:54):
was depressed, yea. And finally, like when he comes home
from a game with his wife and daughter and his
house had been broken into, and you go back and
look at the security cameras and there's armed men going
through his house. And he said it just gave me anxiety.
And I was scared to leave my wife. I was
scared to leave my house. I was scared to leave
my daughter. And that's why. Then he took leave from

(30:17):
the Falcons, Like he said, I need to take figure leave, coach.
He didn't go to war. No he did. No, he
didn't go to war. But I'm saying he took leave
from the Falcons. He served, and he was brother. He
said he was in a dark place. He said he
had a tough time just getting off the couch and
he was watching something that's every Sunday, that's called the

(30:39):
Sunday Scaris. Let me tell you I've been there. So
he's away from the team. You lose five bets in
a row, you it's hard to coach. I just read
the article. I'm no longer gambling again. I'm kiding. Hey,
I'm delating my app. That's it. I'm cashing out the account.

(31:00):
Oh there's done left in there. That doesn't have the
same effect. You are unable to cash out with zero dollars.
If you got burglarized and you can't leave the couch,
you could gamble. No, No, he was depressed. He was
just not thinking about future. He wasn't thinking about and

(31:20):
he was sitting there all by himself all day, not
with the Falcons, just hanging out. Well, the Falcons usually
hang out with him at the house, but he had friends.
He would talk, he would go into the facility, he'd
work out. You know, he was playing football, but he
wasn't playing. He was just sitting there. There was the Hulio.
He was no. Julio was gone. He was on the
Titans by now okay, And I was a little off
on the timeline. Where was Myriyoda? I'm all after timeline.

(31:45):
He wasn't there yet, And he said, Arthur Blay he
goes in a commercial, came on for the gambling app.
He goes, I downloaded in my phone, Kevin Hart, I first,
Jamie Fox is Jamie foxxon by by the tap by
the fountains. It wasn't our DraftKings app or reads that
we do on the show. Let me tell you what, dude,

(32:06):
when that Jamie Fox, I didn't have it. I didn't gamble,
but same thing happened to me. I saw Jamie Fox
in front of the villagio. I signed up for an
app right the first time I saw the bet MGM lion.
I said that thing is awesome, Coach, you gotta look
at it differently. No good thing. A tampon commercial didn't
come on. He would have stuck on those up. But

(32:29):
go did you see ever Barry Sanders doing tennis? Next day?
I bet on tennis because he's the commercial. Nobody understands
these commercials. It's because we get them all in Tennessee.
There's like they run every eight Bud. I wish they
would have had the depression commercial. That would have been
better for him. Oh what about the one billboard that
says you deposit one dollar, you get a thousand. Well,

(32:51):
I haven't seen that. I have almost run off the
interstate twice. I got a dollar. Okay, coach. So he
was in a dark place, saw Jamie Fox got the
app what happened, and he said, I put fifteen hundred
dollars in and I've never done that, just for something
to do to kill the time. I was gonna no,
I was gonna bet on some NBA games that night,

(33:12):
and he goes, So I bet some NBA games and
then there was a parlay and it was like, oh,
you can make more money if you bet more games.
So I threw a couple of football games on they're
not thinking, just so I could cheer on my boys,
and he goes. When I got a call from the
league office, it was the worst day in my life.
I walked in that office just knowing I let so
many people down. Did it hit No, yea, he didn't

(33:34):
get the parlay figures. And I'm dead serious. The problem
is he put fifteen hundred down. If you would have
put a dollar like me, no way, they would have
flagged him. No, they would have because it was under
his name. Dumbass. And also Billy said it best gambling
isn't entertainment. Yes, it needs let me say it he
Billy told me best if ice everybody. He said, it's

(33:54):
not entertainment. Where did Ridley fuck up? He said, I
did it to pass the time. Billy has always said
that it's not entertainment. This is a business treated as such.
I'll hang up and listen. I disagree, not a bit,
not a business, purely entertainment. Don't ever make it past
the time, because next thing you know, Coach, the day's gone. Yep.

(34:18):
I mean I've spent all day Saturday betting live betting.
I lose on golf guess what NASCAR is about to
start off? I bet on that NASCAR's done. I'm like,
all right, what West Coast teams winning basketball? Next thing
you know, it's midnight, coach. I bet all day. And
the worst dark place dark place is when I was addicted,
and I told Bazer I knew I was. When you're

(34:40):
watching Premier League soccer and you're cleaned out, and guess what.
It didn't pass the time. It didn't pass the afternoon.
It didn't even pass the morning. Because it's ten am
and you've already lost two hundred dollars betting soccer overseason,
the Premier League, watching a team called Everton and another
team Crystal Palace. Hello you, hey, you're not alone, buddy,

(35:04):
You're not alone. If the rooster hasn't even crown yet,
it's eight am and you have forty Hey, it's rock
bottom when you're betting the video of the dogs that
trap number one, get the oh my god, trap number
two second place whisters taking the lead. I just mark,

(35:26):
I marked this down, he said, healthy on my daughter's name.
With Trevor Lawrence at QB, I'm giving Jacksonville fourteen hundred
yards a season period. What did he bet it? Is
that a best show? We placed there? So did he bett? Coach?
That's not bad? No? Hey, did he just what's it called?

(35:49):
Where you secretly always like telepathically telling us a future bet?
That's insider trading? Yeah? Oh he just sublibally told us
to bet the Jags. Holy hell. So I don't understand, Coach.
I don't understand where you're coming from, though. So you
read a story about someone's life, Yeah, and all of
a sudden you think they're gonna be amazing? No, no, no no,

(36:10):
Like I understand he was amazing before. Sure, But why
do we want him on Fantasy? Because he's gonna ball out?
He loves this game. He hadn't had this game because
of this stupid letter. Yeah, man, I mean I was worried, like, oh,
does he really care? But he was in a bad
spot and he finally got help for it. Hey, so
is Tom Brady? No, he was in a worst spot.

(36:30):
This dude has been on his own since he was
eight years old, So is Michael Gallup? Is he? But
is he still got some prime yardage in those legs? Yeah?
I guarantee you, if honestly a guy takes a year off,
I have trouble, remember, and how they were. How was
he he was? He was really good. But here's the deal, guys.
If we let he's only twenty eight, man, he's got
he's got years left. If we let every NFL player

(36:52):
write a letter to the game coach, we'd be blown away.
You're probably right, blown away. Percent of them would have
that same story. Or they couldn't even sleep the night
before a game because they were snapping them off to
some smut site whatever. If they can be real those
that that letter is gonna be nothing, that that letter

(37:15):
is gonna be preschool. But he didn't even Laugh's hard, man,
It is hard for everyone, and that's what he's saying.
He was like, I never dreamed about the NFL. I
didn't think about the NFL. He was when I was
in those foster homes. When I was in these living
we would go outside and play from seven am to
six pm. I didn't know he could take me anywhere.
It was just happiness. And he goes, there was one

(37:36):
day a week that this white van would come and
pick us up and we got to go play with
real equipment on a real field. ID come on, Calvin,
Calvin and Hobbs No, my dad did drive a white
band with no windows, but he was not picking up
kids and taking them play football. Check. He did take

(37:57):
us to school where we rode on five gallons pucket buckets,
buckets of paint. That was our seats. We didn't have
seat belts, and we'd pick up kids when we had
soccer practice or baseball practice, and they'd ride in the
van two and sit on a bucket. Glory days, Oh yeah, yeah, man,
you never know that the glory days till you're living
in them. You're gonna love these van kids. You know
what the glory hall is rolling down the window hoops.

(38:17):
It doesn't have fun. We'll be right bad. I can't
believe you guys are not. I mean, no, that's story stupid,
that's it's everyone's life. Everyone can write a letter like that. Everyone. Yeah,
he said, I saw all the jokes about me online,
everybody making fun of me for but who cares? He gambled,
He gambled, Okay, it's not like he freaking killed someone.

(38:41):
Speaking of someone tried to kill someone. We'll call and
we'll tell you right after this. Do you guys see
the article about John Moriant, not John Morant, Well that
was bad too, But Sean Kemp I just googled Sean
Camp arrested drive by shooting Allegedly someone stole his cell phone.

(39:04):
He did the track my iPhone, confronted the guy in
a parking lot, shots rang out, dunked on him. I'm
telling you, I've been playing this NBA two K nineties,
Like how crazy is that? Listened to me? And I
see all these players, I'm like, dang, I remember Sean Camp.
He's got a weed dispensary now. And I googled him, like,
literally googled him three days ago before this happened. I

(39:25):
guess because he was fat. Oh he got real fat,
like really big that once these guys aren't running on
the best got into drugs. Yeah, Like he was fat
in basketball and I have ye career and the best
shoes hands down, um, and then I have Oliver Miller
as a as a center. He was a big fat dude,

(39:46):
and I started googling him too. He got arrested too,
for like pistol whipping a guy at a family barbecue.
That's family though, I don't think I don't think he was.
It was family. It was just in a family barbecue.
Look at this who are you inviting? It's a family barbecue.
That isn't family. Man, neighbors, I don't know, they're like

(40:07):
family friends, You're like family maybe back in the day.
When was the last time you guys had neighbors over?
No hangover and listen, hey, we I mean we used
to be like a family. It's a great analogy until
you know what, So we'll put the grill out ray.
What do you mean, like to switch one final time?
I'm gonna empty the gas out ray. What do you mean?
What do you mean? What do you mean? What are

(40:28):
you texting? Oliver Miller arrested twenty eleven. Did you get prison? Nah?
He did get charged though, first degree assault carrying a handgun.
I mean, we could go down the laundry list. There's
that one player, Desmond Mason or what's his name? He
played at the Calves with Lebron the day of Lebron's
mom Delante West. Oh, well, he has mental health issues.

(40:50):
Oh never mind, my bad. It's like he's like bipolar.
He's like on the street corner. Mark Cuban put him
in rehab, but he's I think back doing whatever. Yeah,
he played at it. You want to worry he played.
He's the guy that that he's on TikTok. Yeah, and
people see him at gas stations. Yea, yeah, he used
to play in the NBA. I know, do those videos
are sad? He's on the streets outside of the arena

(41:12):
he used to play inside. Oh, I know, kind of
like when I saw Johnny Manziel he was at a
mansion on First and he was looking up to Titan Stadium,
a stadium he used to play in. But he's not
good enough to play in anymore because he chose the
life outside of a little different but yeah, yeah, a
little bit different. Yeah yeah, but yeah, that Delante West,
that's a sad sad oh man, that's weird. Let him

(41:32):
write a letter. He'll make Common Ridley look like nothing. Man.
But I thought it's cute. It's it's good, good for
good for him, good for him. I mean, that's a
therapy letter, right, it's good. But to put that on
the world because you gambled, like, Okay, we all could
write a letter like that, Bud, Like we all could
write a letter where we would all be like, holy crap,

(41:52):
you went through that. That's unbelievable. You know why he's
writing that letter? Because he lost. He would have won
that same pit it. If that parlay hit, we wouldn't
be here talking about this right now. It hurts. Losing
fifteen hundred dude on a parlay hurts because he he
didn't bet all fifteen hundred on the parlay. He was

(42:12):
chasing like b Marshall in Vegas at the Wind. I'd
hit up Cutler and I said, hey, man, I need
you to gline me. I'd got a marker, been there.
I went over to the Wind, and then I went
over to Caesar's. Cutler hit me up, and then the
whole fall season I made back the money I owed
Cutler one hundred thousand. I got it in plus one
and a half. Now my question is how is this
gonna work. WWE and talks to legalize gambling on high

(42:37):
profile matches, Well, this is interesting because it's the same
with movie awards. But but they're not on there, they're
not on state gambling sits right, Oh, but they're on
the overseason. Absolutely, that's uncharted territory, that's international water. You
can do that. I don't understand how you can have
the w w E. You can't. You can't do it.

(42:59):
It's scripted right, it's always the script stays in. No,
if it's scripted, it can't be gambled. You can't gamble
on it. You just cannot. Yeah, they have spoken with
gambling regulators in two different states working on getting the
matches of high profile events on the gambling docket. Listen,
they've already got all of US basketball, football, baseball, hockey

(43:23):
fans gambling. They're trying to get the WWE. They're trying
to get those people, Betty, No, I get I understand
they're trying to get them, But how can you get
them when it's already scripted, like it's it's the outcome
is already determined. There is no now Now if they
want to not script it and start beating the shit
out of each other, I'm all gamed. Let's go, let's

(43:47):
gamble on it. Let's see who really wins in a
wrestling match of it. I may be off base, I
swear back in the day, I saw in Bovada you
could predict a season finale or something Bovada, mother, That's
what I'm saying. But that's interesting. But if one gambling
site allowed it, I get it's Bermuda triangle. Then it
moves on over here. No, this is state regulated, Like,
you can't you mess with this, and that's why you

(44:08):
can even Super Bowl. The props sucked. Did you find
the color of the gatorade? No, because Jose who does
the gatorade, could have been like I put the blue
one in there. Sir. Wait, they didn't let you bet
on it. There's normal the time, the length of the
length of the national anthem. You gotta go out on
the check those That's crazy that they didn't exist, all right,

(44:31):
which is because someone just tells someone, I mean someone
in the WWE just some guy work like say that
the it's in Cleveland, Ohio tonight we're doing Monday Night
Raw Bill working over in Cleveland at the freaking uh
whatever Quicken Loans Stadium tells his buddy that parks cars
the valet. Hey, man, so I just saw the little

(44:51):
that they left it on the printer. They had the
script and people leave stuff on the printer. Ronda Rousey
is gonna win in the Belt tonight. So then h Ray,
who's working in freaking valet, calls Samantha. No, he calls
Justin and and tells Justin, Justin, you gotta put five
k on Ronda Rowsey to win. But she's the two

(45:13):
hundred dollars, she's mineus. Justin's like I'm in surgery, dude. Yeah,
she's plus two hundred, like she's the big underdog. I know.
But the script, I mean, Bill saw them and the
Quicken Loan Center boom, it's over coach. That was a
long tarade, but I finally came around and got it.
I understand what you're saying. There. You get what I'm saying, Like,
you're never gonna out smart. Jim was at the printer.
Who was at the printer? Bill? No, Jim, Jim, I

(45:33):
don't know. Bill was at the printer. And then he
how does he know Ray? Ray? Ray works the valet
out front. Oh and and Bill always valets. No, he
just works in the stadium. So he sees them every
day like they worked together. Their co workers lost me.
And here's the deal. Remember, gambling sites are always ahead
of us. Always they're gonna out smartest. If Eddie made
a thousand on one bet, that's the most he's ever

(45:54):
gonna make on that bet. And here's my example with that.
This is overseas. I don't know if it happens now
with all these state websites. Back when I used to
do Bovada, we're talking ten fifteen years ago. One time,
I maybe ten years ago. It wasn't fifteen, coach, we
haven't been here. It was I was doing a golf
bet and I did two hundred on the second round
leader one and one five grand. Bovada never let me

(46:17):
bet on the second round leader ever again. The most
it would let me bet, I would hit two dollars
and would say bet max three dollars. It would, really
it would. It shuts you down. If you become an
expert in something WWE, they're gonna shut you down all
of a sudden. Up the account doesn't let you place bets.
I would be fascinated if we all held our phones

(46:37):
on the same website, on the same game and saw
the same odds some and if it lets some of
us bet and some of us not bet, and if
it did, that is illegal. And we're going to the
go go right now and tell me what it is.
But but no, let's pick something that I always win at. Okay,
I always win at Live like right now, A right,

(46:58):
look at Mark, it's locked. Hold on, see if mine's locked.
Maybe mine's not locked. It's no, it's the lock that
would be truly fascinating. Yeah, um, let's do golf. Go
go to um the what's it called the players, Go
to the players right now and see if you can
bet on whole by whole. Hold on, here we go, coach,

(47:23):
I've had that same theory. Top twenty always town finishing position,
live matchups. You do whole by whole whole winner. Yeah,
go ahead, I can do Shane Lowry verse. Uh, Matthew
Fitzpatrick on whole five. Yeah, I got that too, whole six,
whole seven, I got that. Yeah. Okay, I don't know, coach,
maybe not, but uh and then also, did you guys

(47:46):
know this is not even interesting, but it might be.
Did you do in Massachusetts? You can't bet on teams
in that state? So justin crafted, justin, justin the perfect parlay.
He races the Encore. I think it's twenty minutes from
where he lives. He gets there, he's got ended up
having all Massachusetts teams. You end up, I guess betting
teams year around. We always bet Pred's Titans, do we

(48:06):
not know? Maybe that's just me Snedeker. Actually you know
I always be Yeah I was Bandy basketball, so justin
as a perfect parlay crafted. They don't let you bet
Massachusetts Sports really because they think maybe you got some
inside him, or you have cool. You are the mob,
and you tell him you're gonna lose his damn game. Tatum, Boston, Tatum,

(48:28):
you better if you stepped in that line with one
second left, you better miss that damn free throw. And
they have. But that note never happens with these apps
because you can never do massive amounts of money, so
there's no secret stuff happening on the no secret inside
you got it. So that's what I'm saying. They're a
lot smarter than the overseas ones. You're never never gonna

(48:50):
get Calvin Ridley, who cares if he gambles, it doesn't
matter if he knows the team better most he's gonna
make his five thousand, they shut his AC countdown or
he never gets a bonus again. And no, no, the
reason you can't do that is because then you can
fix NFL games. You can't have people thinking NFL games
are fixed. That's it. You can't have players betting because
then they think, oh, that player has inside information or

(49:13):
that player's influencing the outcome. Of a game. That's why
players can't bet props to the NFL on shutting that down.
Reverse it, flip it down and reverse it. Why did
the betting app not worry about Calvin Ridley placing bets
on NFL games? But I did an insider? No, no,
but I think they report him to the NFL. Bitches.

(49:34):
I knew it came somehow. That's how it went down. Yeah,
you know who else is going down. I'll tell you
after the break. I know who it is. Who is it? Tiger? Well,
did you guys see my tweet? He's back? Yeah? Tiger dude.
The article, the two things I read about it fascinating.

(49:54):
I hope you did a deep dive like you did
with The Atlantic. With the Atlantic Atlantic, I thought you
read some article in players Tribute or something. Oh yeah,
that was the Calvin Ridley. That's the Player's Tribute and
that's not the Atlantic. The Player's Morning Coffee was ever read?
If you ever read the Player's Tribute, where you should
read the Law Street Journal. It's very education. It's a
little democratic. No no, no, Tiger sit outside by my pool.

(50:18):
I mean, what a what a move by Tiger? Though
he tricks her to go on vacation. Yes, then changes
the locks. Oh oh there's info. Yeah, that's what she
come on. See that. This is why I come to
the podcast. Thank you, Yeah, this is why I come
to the podcast. We hope you'll still listen after you
will like the fact that he has this. Oh here,

(50:42):
you need to go on vacation. You earned it. You
deserve a little vacation. Where where'd you hear this from?
This is the Atlantic Daily Mail did an investigation and
they looked into why she did an India thing. So
she goes on vacation, she comes back kick getting the
house locks. Is that because he's in there with a
chick boom? He like they were having problems, I guess,

(51:04):
And it was. It was the official breakup and the
only way he would be able to get her out
was hey, see you change the locks, can't get back in.
That's how you un avoid it. What's wrong? Because maybe
he didn't want the confrontation. She's saying, it's a little
b way out. But what does that have to do
with an NDA? But you had to sign an NDA
when you date him? Yeah, I understand, but like, okay,

(51:27):
you ever broken up with anyone and like locked your doors.
That's the craziest part, Like that's not crazy at all.
But then then they're saying they confiscated like forty thousand
dollars worth of her stuff or something. Who confisation It
just came across as Tiger doesn't like face to face
and he uses his little peons and his henchmen to
do his dirty work for him, even when it comes

(51:49):
to love. No, but I don't understand. The headline is
girl breaks up with tiger or a tiger. They break up,
and now she's trying to get a court order to
nullify the NDA because she has sexual assault of allegations.
What the hell does you have to do? A lock
in the house. But that's also what happened. That was
against their deal because apparently it was an oral agreement

(52:10):
where she and him said, even if they break up,
she could still live in the house for soever many years,
says that Tiger, because she was probably in the moment.
Oh this makes no sense. It's also she's a resident
of that place, so she went, you're together. No no,
they bought the house together. No no, no no, Okay, then

(52:32):
I don't understand. If you live somewhere for more than
a certain amount of months. What is that? It's called
the Residential Landlord Tenant Act. Right, let's according them. But
what's what's the time frame though? Like how long do
you have to live there too? I think when I
had it happened to me, it was three months. We
have the timeline. What when did it happen to you?

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He's a landlord. No, I had someone living with me
who had a roommate. What was his name? Was a she? No?
I was definitely a guy. No, you lived with a girl.
This is in Austin. This is here before you got married. Yeah,
I had Amy that lived with me. Oh not Amy

(53:14):
from the show wait cheated? No, so I had a
guy living with me. I'm trying to read more. No,
so I had a guy living with me. Some items
came up missing, so I confronted him and said, hey, man,

(53:36):
it's time for you to move out. He got upset,
wanted to fight. Hey where's my PlayStation? Yeah, wanted to fight,
wanted to do all this stuff. I'm not leaving blah
blah blah. He wanted to fist fight. Yeah, did you
steal my toothpaste? Something? Had to call the police, had
to call the police. Yes, that was my two percent pitch.

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The police came and they told me that if they
they have if they live there, if they have lived
there for I don't know if it was six weeks,
three months, I don't know, six weeks, yeah, something certain
amount of time, then you have to serve them with
an eviction notice. Even if there's no lease, there's no agreement.
Once they have established residency in that place, you have

(54:21):
to serve them with an eviction notice. But you do
write on a piece of toilet paper and slide it
under his door. That didn't have any No, no no, no, no,
you actually have to go to the city and get
an eviction notice. Like it gets very compliment. Nope, that's
what made it complicated. That's where it gets real complicated.
It was one night, they go, Yes, I was drunk,

(54:44):
I was braggant. Yes, yes, so tiger. She tried to
return to the house. You keep telling this story. Okay,
she was not allowed in. They removed her items like
playing in the front of the house. Like where do
they put her items? They said, because I've seen the movies,

(55:08):
you know where, like the girl's math boyfriends, she throws
like all his stuff out the window. I don't know
where they put it, but she said misappropriate in excess
of forty thousand in cash that belonged to her and
making whatever and defamatory out in defamatory. I don't know
how to say that word. Defamatory. Sure allegations about how
she obtained the money. So I don't know they're saying,

(55:32):
and she saying it sounds like you don't know anything.
No no, no, no no no no, no, no no,
what the hell do you mean? I don't know anything?
Really sounds like no one knows anything. A cup a cup,
but a couple of But she's not allowed to say
anything because that's why she's suing. That's why we need
a sexual thing that he doesn't there's nothing on that
you don't know. I think maybe she's accusing him of
sexual assault. Wow, but she can't. But because of the NDIA,

(55:55):
she can't say anything. So if you go to the
judge and say I signed an NDIA with this person,
but this person did this to me, the judge, if
you say sexual assault or sexual sexual harassment, I think
the judge is automatically being like, well, an India didn't
mean crap, so why will definitely nullify that? So you
can come out and tell me your case on what

(56:16):
he did to you, bingo, and then once that's open,
then you can start spilling everything that Tiger did. What
I saw from it, Tiger was a bad dude once
with the Perkins twelve. Was a bad dude again. Run
into a stoplay high on pills, was a bad dude again.
Speeding eighty miles an hour in neighborhood was a bad
dude again. Not wanting to come face to face with

(56:38):
this chick and she may come out with thirty million.
That's what I took from it. This is tough, it
says in the complaint. Erica claims that the India should
not be enforced because of the Speak Out Act, which
allows for exemptions to be made when there is evidence
of sexual assault or harassment. It is unclear of Erica

(57:00):
is accusing the father of two of anything in particular. However,
she's asking That's what this is how they write things,
is asking the court for clarity regarding the circumstances surrounding
the NBA and whether the legal document is still enforceable
amid their alleged split. I mean, that's that's pretty big.
It's huge, it's huge and it's like, man like, we

(57:22):
just like you said, Tiger like first this, then that,
But we don't know what he did. We have no idea.
Maybe he didn't do anything and she's just running his
name in the mund and about that. But why would
locking the doors is pretty bad? Yeah, it's a no
change in the locks is pretty bad because that takes
a guy to come out and do all the work.

(57:43):
What I remember is in two thousand, In two thousand
and eight, I swear to God. In two thousand and eight,
I had the thought, Man, this is before anything came
out a debt swear to God. I said, damn, Tiger
has a perfect life. What he's just what up him?
Just the most amazing life. The next day on Yahoo

(58:04):
where Eddie has his email address. The next day Tiger
woods back window beat out with a nine iron. The
very next day, I had that thought, and I'll hang
up and listen. And then another person in authority making
just dumb decisions. The Texas Tech head basketball coach will
no longer the head basketball coach, Mark Adams. Did you

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see what he said? No? First, he gets suspended because
he was reciting Bible verses to the players, encouraging the
student athlete to be more receptive to coaching and reference
Bible verses about workers, teachers, parents, and slaves serving their masters. Like,
how do you get I understand what he was telling

(58:48):
the players they need to be more receptive to coaching,
and he was quoting Bible verses about slaves being more
submissive to their masters. Have you read that Bible verse? Nah? Okay,
I read the Bible. Yeah. Boys, I'm not saying that,
but I mean again, you're making these like headline this,
like TMZ style headline stories. That's not where that comes from. Yes,

(59:13):
words in the Bible are crazy because guess what, life
back then was crazy. It's crazy now. It's crazy back then.
And so these Bible verses that mean certain things sound
terrible because that's the way it was back then, but
not meant that way. So now he's in trouble for
doing that. But yes, should he do it? Be doing
Bible verses at school? No? I know I probably would

(59:35):
at a state school. No. Yeah, I get it. You
want to argue that that's fine, but slaves and masters
and all that, like, it's all misinterpreted. Now when you
are talking to there is nothing quoted in the Bible
that can be looked at as something that is just
not Okay, it's not it's it's how you interpret it all.

(59:57):
But when you are talking to young men, African American
young men and telling them slaves need to be more
receptive to serving their masters, that is basically saying I
am your master, you are my slaves. You can't say that.
I don't care if you're quoting the Bible, like, you
can quote the Bible, but if you are talking about

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slaves and basically calling them slaves, you can't do that.
He should have went with that, That's what I mean.
I don't I don't have a problem with the quoting
the Bible. And so now he's out of a job.
And my whole thing is, hey, if your Texas Tech,
what do you not go Chris Beard? Chris Beard, welcome back?

(01:00:40):
You got a fighter's chance. Welcome back? Yeah, Like Chris
wife want to come punch. I mean, it would kind
of look bad on if they're firing him for this
stuff and they bring back Chris Beard, who was accused
of beating his fiancee. Different though, Listen, it was just
the wrong analogy. He should have done parent and kids
be submissive. He should have done teacher and students. He
should have done boss, employers submissive, because all that's in

(01:01:01):
the Bible. That's fine, all those different versions are in there.
But he picked the wrong one. He picked the wrong one. Yeah,
but they're saying Chris Beard's gonna go to Old miss
and now he well, hopefully not before the Valls game.
We need to beat the rass you mean slap there, right,

(01:01:22):
All right, let's pray. I have a great weekend. Guys,
have a great weekend. Sunday. It's up. The bracket is out, baby,
I got a quarter edie. You gonna my bet this? No,
I already did the plus one plus one and a
half coach, oh plus one and a half. Okay, guys,

(01:01:44):
I've already gone on a couple other shows to actually
no shows, just to pitts. I love the lacks of
Indiana and Iowa. Saint watch out March. There's a news Cinderella,
there a slipper fits. All of them are like twenty
to one. I love it. THO two over to you guys.
Now they're in the range of that North Carolina state

(01:02:07):
with the big guys. Watch him, you've been riding his
watching Shut up, you guys. Shut up, I do that
all the time. God over, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys,
it happens. You lose track over and back. That's like
crossing the He had plenty of time to drink. Wait wait,

(01:02:29):
go to go to the tape. I am shocker smarted.
Go to the tape. You idiots don't understand how hard
it is to forget where you at. You are on
that court. Are you talking about vertigo Jason? Watch this guy?
He is over it? Wait wait wait wait wait wait
wait oh yeah, back foot went first. Oh my god,
back court by like a centimeter though, what an idiot?

(01:02:54):
All right, well, hold on, no, we're not doing play
by the watch is only a minute? No crap to do? Okay,
all right, I mean and and this minute and a
half is gonna take thirty minutes? Up, sister hit me.
She said, thanks for the b das shout out on
the pod. Welcome sis, justin welcome girl. Yeah. Apparently Boomer

(01:03:17):
got her some color and he thought it was a
birthday car. But it said something like he's gonna plant
a tree in her honor. It was it was some symbol.
I'm glad you didn't say what I thought you were
gonna say, what, plant some weed? No, no, no, plant
a bush that has the four seed in her? Honor? Nope,
what was he gonna say? Plant a seed in her?

(01:03:40):
That's why. That's how weird. That's what I thought you
were going with that. That's her son. That's I was like,
oh God, right, why right? Here we go? All right?
Minute thirty four left? All right inbound Here we are
a Madison Square live the sore losers covering this. One
guy's over to you all new SmackDown coming up tomorrow.
That means we can bet it. Maybe right there in
at three two, that looks like they're gonna go for
the trap traps. Marquette traps him. He's opening the corner.

(01:04:03):
He takes the Torno shot and he's misses it and rebound.
Marquette bound. Marquette. Time out, marcum you got a thumb
in the asshole. Time out market and it looks like
Marquette's out of timeouts here I can't see because lunch
boxes heads away should have been writing them time time out.
You want to read an email since we're gonna be
on a timeout. Yea, they're going to commercial coaches, I
hope you're doing well. Strange to hear that there's another

(01:04:26):
local coach. I grew up and still living the next
town over from where Bones Jones went to school, San Antonio.
He is from Endicott, New York, and I am from
a Wago, New York. Awago. Why does this sound familiar?
I also have a bones I said, this guy heard
us read the emails about the people that grew up.
I thought I was losing it. I also have a

(01:04:46):
Bones Jones story about a charnicle in the Atlantic. Hell.
I have this Bones Jones story about ten years ago,
about the peak of his skiing days, if you know
what I mean. My buddies and I were at a
bar in Ataca, New York. Bones Jones walks in with
the security crew. It's a place that he frequented all
the time, real small hole in the wall type bar.

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Was surprised to see him there. Anyway, My buddy was
in the bathroom, walked out and swung the door open,
and if not for a quick reaction by bones as
security would have smacked him square in the face. Still say,
I almost lost my friend that night. Keep it all,
keep at it. Coaches Andy Listic almost knocked out bones
Jones at a bar. White lightning. Baby, here we go,

(01:05:30):
biggest player of the year dribbing the ball. Market has
the ball. They got a quick little guy up top.
He's down the lane right up to the baskets off
the back door backcat scars. That's the biggast player of
the year. With that, then it left one minute Laft
brought to you by Jeep, where all things are possible,
you mean, and the man just shoots a three from

(01:05:53):
half cal kind of hard on the volume, guys, without
the pumping from the audience of the crowd and stuff.
I didn't even know that was a foul shot. I'm like,
well that was half ass yep, the crowds are, Oh
the guy that threw it back court is the one
with the rebound that Hey, way to make up for
your mistakes, dude, don't know your name, and I remember
an early line. I know how to contact on that

(01:06:15):
first layup. Guys. I know we're not supposed to talk
betting on when we're broadcasting these games, but the over
under live one sixty four and I was saying under
all day, But guess what nobody was in here? And
then also, why don't they have Jake Can their jersey
lunch was saying Saint John's plus ten early. I don't
know if he was saying take that or the minus ten. No,

(01:06:38):
I told you Saint John's, Okay, they'd be winning that
second half. Bet you're not gonna know any of the
Johnny's names, but they're gonna fly their asses all over
the court, and they're gonna play for their team, their family,
their pride, and their coin. What Eddie does not eat
here is he's three by Saint John's is really not
good for Eddie Hope. I only have plus one and
a half in there up by one. They're all doing

(01:06:59):
the hand claps, some of them getting a little too grabby,
So I'm okay with a foul here. Mike Anderson, that's
his name, that's the coach. Okay, Mike Allerson instructing his team.
We need to win this one for the Gipper. He's
to be U A B. And those guys are pounding
the floor. I don't know if there's some sort of
thing you know what that means. I love when they
pound the floor like and then they get burned like

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the guy coach right by him. I'll get ready for
that to happen. Yeah, that happens in two Kids too
too long. The guy inbounding the ball has a sweatshirt on.
All right, it's in Saint John's got the ball taken
to the top top of the key. Right now he
drives the lane and two and two. I love that
they're doing the headband again. Coach, he got fouled. You
got to say that, Yes, foul, he got fouled. He's

(01:07:41):
got two free throws coming. Addie whoso, I will say
it's one on one, one and one. No, no, it's
two shots. He where's the plus? It's not two shots?
He was in the one on one one? Was he
not shooting the ball seconds before the shot? Well, that's
why he with the volume off. You don't know that

(01:08:01):
forty seconds saw it and it looks like they're gonna
run it down now thirty I would run it down
sixteen seconds on the shot clock. Oh, I'm gonna run
that off. Yeah, they act like they're driving. I love it.
Oh he goes for three. That's shut up, coach, don't
say that. Oh that's a foul. That Hey, we got

(01:08:25):
three shots coming from the foul on Eddie wins a bat.
It must be shut up. He's got three shots from
the strike margin that shut He's margin the man Eddie
is marching to the bank. These down. You're going to
the bank and we'll take a break. No, no break.

(01:08:46):
He got fouled. He's not making all three of these. No,
he won't make all three. Yeah, I gotta tell you
something that hilarious, my son. I didn't realize he was
doing it. But when he goes to the free when
someone's going through the free throw line from the other team,
he's right next to him clapping and like Noah the
first three times, and the ref finals like hey, hey,

(01:09:08):
you gotta stop that, trying to get the edge. Hilarious.
AJ's store has been seventy three percent, and right now
he's one hundred seventy one. Nap oh, three for three?
All right, they got three. I don't teen point six
left Marquette inbounding. Obviously, Johnny can Marquette hit free throws?

(01:09:30):
I don't know to find down john foul right here?
I have to commedial shot. Clock is over. You're gonna
try to trap. Do you don't get a steel? Listen?
Do you do you foul now? Or do you wait
till the clock goes down. Foulow him, You foul? You
trying to trap? I'm not. The Johnny's just posted that's
a foul. That's a foul. They stole the ball. Oh
my good, Johnny stole them ball. I knew it. The Johnny's.

(01:09:52):
Oh they got a bat. They got a bat jump ball.
Top about YouTube. Johnny's stole the inbound marquette, got the
ball back, got fouled. So I believe there's now two
free throws. One free throw at least mark up one
eddie plus. It sure looked like a foul on on
I mean three fouls before the one the lot of heart.

(01:10:13):
That was such a flop by the big Eah player
of the year on the inbound pass. Let's see us
intercepts here. How is this still legal? This one right there?
He stripped it? Okay, Well, and that was a terrible angle.
Oh that was that was a clean strip. Well here
we go, ya. You'll have to say something. Yeah, we're

(01:10:34):
number twelve at the line. It's tough to fake. Prosper
prosper Oliver max Sense, Prosper I saw er. I just
went with Harper's from New Jersey. His video guy put
tonight zero for zero it needs to say today it's
a day game. Oh, good point, small little observation. Here
we go. Oh, spinds it. Oh that's a weird grip,

(01:10:56):
that grip. See how he puts the ball in his
lap and then hey, money in your pocket? Look at
his grip. Let's watch it. Twelve twelve seconds left, Marquette
up to Eddie gets one and a half and he's up.
So right now, there's no possible way he can lose
the bet unless the Johnny's drain of three and we

(01:11:17):
go to overtime. Correct back after this brought to you
by no no cheap really, yeah, coach, if they make
you think they make the free throw, they're gonna foul.
Marquette's gonna foul with about seven seconds ago when the
market foul, because so you don't get the three off.
They've been starting to do that. That's noticed. You gotta

(01:11:39):
do that. No, no, no, no, no, yes, I'm telling you,
but that's never been a thing. Oh it's a thing.
If you don't think Memphis wishes they did that instead
of Mario Chalmers bagger three in their eye to force overtime,
then they've got I'll bet you five dollars they don't fail. Well,
they're gonna make the free throw. Okay, they make the
free throw, they don't foul. Five dollars. This has been
a hell of a game. That Johnny's, the Johnny's in

(01:12:01):
the Golden Showers. What are the Johnnies? It is a
type of condom that's a jimmy in the Northeast. What
is Saint John's Red Storm? Why do they call them
the Johnnies because Saint John's. Yeah, Why do they call
him the Range? Why do they call them Marquettis? Why
do they call him the doors? Guys? I need to

(01:12:22):
be if we're gonna do this, I need to beer.
We ain't got any, we're all out. What about the
ones we haven't had? Bubb's got some biggist player of
the year, no points first half? He came to play second.
Oh yeah, I think they'd rather have those in the
first half. Though. Do these guys know this isn't even
March yet? This is just the March. But it's not
the tournament. It's madness. They got their tournaments screwed up. Yeah, well,

(01:12:45):
the Johnny's. The only way they get in is is
if they win it all. Johnnylicious here we go, Here
we go. Marquette up tone. What was the name? Prosper
Maximus Prosper All right, he took off his jacket. The
coach is sweating his tits off. Look at this group.
Look at this group, guys, what's what rolls? Look at

(01:13:06):
this He puts on his lap and rolls it. Oh,
that is really weird. What I've never seen that? Why
would you listen? He rolled? Now they won't. You're right yours, dick.
Oh that's a big boys. Second second, Markett inbounding, I'm
calling a timeout. Why don't we ever let him play?

(01:13:28):
Why don't we ever let him play? Let me let
him play that? Because all the time out I know,
but the defense is not set there. They don't know
what's going on. Scramble all the time out, you idiot,
scramble mode. The Johnny's just said it's not I don't
because I can't hear it until me say somm oh,
I have no idea who called the timeout? Offense can't
call time out? That one coach that was Marquette called

(01:13:51):
it so annoying, like the defense is running back scrambling,
just run in go and I got a shot. Mikayla
Woods for Sam Houston State. And we first, Hey, coach,
this is Lunch's kid. Uh no, no, it's it's Comica's
daughter in the whatever conference they're in. She got the

(01:14:14):
rebound down to races. The link of the court throws
it up, makes it found and one. You gotta you
gotta go to those games. That's your kid. I don't
know where they play. If a bear shits in the
woods and nobody saw it, did it? That's the question?
Never hooked up except this one time. Oh my gosh,

(01:14:36):
the timeline and fits. Guys, is this a drone they're
doing this camera? Yeah, they are doing a drone. Uh.
I wouldn't do a drone with those people. Yeah, I
wouldn't need it. That can't be safe. All right, here
we go. Who's the chair? Bill? No, no, I gotta go.
This is gonna go in overtime. No, no, you gotta
watch this play. It's gonna go in overtime. I don't
have time to watch this, little but you might as
well watch. You've been here for this. Leave it the ears.

(01:14:56):
The setup game tied. Marquette has the ball. Eddie gets
plus one and a half four seconds left, four point six.
It's a big difference in four stupid grip. Most likely
the game's gonna go to overtime, but just might be
enough pixie dust on that basket for seconds. You gotta
get there for this. This is what I mean. Now
the defense is set and you had to run all this.

(01:15:17):
I mean, if you would have just thrown it in,
you would have been all the way down the court.
No problem. The Johnny's have six men on the court.
Will you drop drop a play. He's never gonna make
it two, he's never gonna make it. Oh no, no, no, sure,
alley oop dunk it? It was. It was guys. You
have to do play by play. It was an alley

(01:15:38):
oop dunk missed. It was a three pointer that was
coming up short and the guy grabbed it and dunked it. Prosper.
It's short, but he still had it in his hand.
You need to grow and prosper my son, Oh I
got blonde. Gosh, Oh my gosh, my gosh, han six
five four, three two one. That was so close. You're

(01:15:58):
talking like point three second, point three of a second. Yeah,
that's biggs, that's it. Guess what. You have to check
the scores online because we're out of here in big ten.
I'm guessing final score Rutger seven, Michigan thirteen. Exciting basketball guys. Hey,
thank you guys. See you all tonight. Y'all going to
the game? Yes? Falls at two? Are you going? Are

(01:16:21):
you going? Really? I wanted to, but I mean I'm
not trying to go by myself and get a seat
for one. That sounds sad, Coach. Leave it at that, okay.
I mean if you want me to pay ten dollars,
I'll go with you. Let's go, Falls. I'm not wearing orange.
Are they playing? How are you from? Next though? No,
I'm actually from Camps. Who are they playing? Right? I
was born in Lawrence? Oh that's why are you that's

(01:16:43):
a waste of time. I've never even been to Kansas.
I'll tell you about my Hey, Bill self, good, well man,
we can everybody if you could say some prayers, send
your thoughts and prayers and Bill self? Was that? What
was that verse again? No, we're not saying that you
buzz out again? Good? Then? Right? But that's no, No,

(01:17:04):
that's not funny. I was doing that because h