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December 16, 2024 62 mins

In this episode we remember what was the Ripper Magoos and All I Do Is Win as they have been murdered by the competition in The Sore Losers Fantasy Football league. Ray relives the roller coaster of emotions him and Justin experienced on Sunday watching all the NFL Games. Lunchbox will give a speech to his team to talk about their performance and how he feels about each and every one of the players on his roster. Plus Lunchbox went out as Santa this weekend for a bar crawl and it wasn't welcomed with open arms. 

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
I believe I hit it good. Where's my headphones? I
gotta do it without a condom?

Speaker 2 (00:05):
That's fine, yo, yo, sound great.

Speaker 1 (00:11):
This is the tone of the podcast, A bunch of losers.

Speaker 2 (00:17):
I don't want to be here. You can go ahead
and start it and let to talk.

Speaker 1 (00:21):
All right, Well, I don't have a condom on.

Speaker 2 (00:24):
That's great. I don't care like I'm gonna try to
add like I'm in a good mood, but I'm not
gonna good. I don't even know what to say.

Speaker 1 (00:32):
Is that playing? I don't have a condom on?

Speaker 2 (00:36):
Is it planned?

Speaker 1 (00:37):
Playing?

Speaker 2 (00:38):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (00:38):
It's playing, man goll but we do we sound old again?

Speaker 2 (00:42):
Playing? No, I'll tell you what's not playing. That was
my fantasy football team after this weekend.

Speaker 1 (00:50):
Hey, oh my gosh, let's do the intro. Go for it,
Arnold tmover. Guys, he was drinking on Broadway and a
Sunday Sunday fun day will not be in today.

Speaker 2 (01:01):
I didn't see him out in about this weekend when
I was out and about, but that's okay.

Speaker 1 (01:04):
He was. He got sawt I ad it too. All right,
we're gonna do it.

Speaker 2 (01:08):
Lark oh the one two three sore losers?

Speaker 1 (01:14):
What up? Everybody.

Speaker 2 (01:15):
I am Lunchbox. I know the most about sports, so
I give you the sports facts, my sports opinions, because
I'm pretty much a sports genius.

Speaker 1 (01:23):
Y'all. Hat scissay Mundo. Not as downtrodden as Lunchbox. What
is up? I'm from the north. I'm in Alpha Male.
I live on the north side of Nashville with Baser,
my wife. We're on the outskirts. We're in the country
ten minutes though I'm a city mouse. It's beautiful. We
have two point two acres and we forgot the rest
of it over to you?

Speaker 2 (01:40):
Man, What do you want to talk about?

Speaker 1 (01:44):
I didn't even know if you were gonna address this.
I mean, what, what do you want to talk about?
Do you want to do?

Speaker 2 (01:52):
You want to talk about it?

Speaker 1 (01:52):
Here?

Speaker 2 (01:53):
It is here? It is no fantasy football playoffs. I'm
favored to win. Yeah, my team looks good. We go
into Thursday night. My opponent has Cooper Cup. I have
kyn Williams. And Cooper Cups gets an absolute goose ey
a zero does nothing and Kien Williams gets twelve. And
I am feeling good about my life. I am feeling

(02:16):
good about my standing and Fantasy football Lore and I
am going to move on to the semi finals after
that game. But what have we learned in fantasy football?
What we have learned is it's a toxic fing relationship.
We have learned that if you have a good Thursday night,

(02:39):
this is it. Maybe it's just me. If someone on
my fantasy football team where my opponent has someone that
does crappy and my person does good, it's a bad
thing comes Sunday. Because let me tell you what happened
on Sunday. My team sucked ass. Sucked ass. Daniels comes

(03:01):
out that first half and gets like twenty five fantasy
points and I'm like, oh my god, we are on
pace for a fitty burger. Fitty burger from Jaden Daniels.
He got two points in the second half. Whoa two
points in the second half?

Speaker 1 (03:22):
Who played the ghost of RG three?

Speaker 2 (03:24):
That's what I want to know. What the hell happened
to him? Throwing the ball all over the yard and
running all over the yard and scoring points.

Speaker 1 (03:34):
That's why you never change a team's name from the
Redskins ghosts floating all over that stadium.

Speaker 2 (03:39):
Oh Isaiah, but check goes back we go. He was
a badass running back at the beginning of the year.
Let's feed him the rock.

Speaker 1 (03:45):
Well, he's back for the Chiefs.

Speaker 2 (03:46):
Five points.

Speaker 1 (03:47):
Five's good on My team didn't do nothing, dude, we'll
start a five. Hell you can give you guys.

Speaker 2 (03:52):
I tried to give you, guys, advice. You don't take advice.

Speaker 1 (03:54):
You could be our feature back. We didn't need advice.
We lost by fifty. Dude, they ain't even over yet.
I'm about to play guy who put up two hundred points. Guys.
At five twenty two, I texted justin not only are
we dead, but we have decided to put our ashes
in the Cumberland River. The sore Losers ripper Magoos have passed.

(04:15):
We are dead. We no hunger, are alive?

Speaker 2 (04:18):
Oh man. And then I mean, we're halfway through the
second half, and my, my, my big trade acquisition of
the season, Tyreek Hill didn't have a damn catch.

Speaker 1 (04:27):
Yeah, he had one.

Speaker 2 (04:28):
I mean he finally got one in like the middle
of the third into third quarter, early in the fourth quarter,
but he had zero points for almost three quarters.

Speaker 1 (04:37):
At the very end, he could have got another twenty
yards and they sodomized him.

Speaker 2 (04:41):
And they sodomized him and stole the damn ball interception.
Great cool, all right, no problem, I'll have Amari Cooper.
You know what I mean, because last week Amari Cooper,
let me tell you what Amari Cooper did. Last week,
he had twelve point five points. This week, he didn't
have a fucking They didn't throw in the ball one

(05:02):
goddamn time, zero points. So that zero that Cooper Cup
put up, that zero that Cooper Cup put up. Guess
what my fucking team matched the zero.

Speaker 1 (05:14):
Amari Cooper said, hold my beer, he said, Hey, don't
worry about lunch.

Speaker 2 (05:18):
You can kiss my ass. You've been loyal to me
all damn year, the one year I finally get Cooper
Cup on my team, finally, and he hasn't done jack shit.
So let me tell you this. If you're ever in
a fantasy football draft with me from here until the
day I die, I will never draft Amari Cooper again.

(05:41):
AF that guy, AF that guy. I mean, unfreaking believable, dude.

Speaker 1 (05:47):
How does it? Elijah Moore? How does he get two receptions?
Guess how many yards he had twenty negative one on
two catches. You're telling me he caught both of them
behind the light of scrimmage.

Speaker 2 (05:58):
He broke out one behind the line and it was
tackling for a two yard long.

Speaker 1 (06:02):
Motherfucker couldn't get one yard. Dude, we were going backwards. Man,
you're going backwards. You can't go forwards.

Speaker 2 (06:11):
I mean, it couldn't have gone worse for me. And
then rico' daddle doing nothing, and then all of a sudden,
he's going off for one hundred and forty nine yards. Okay, great.
Brice Hall had not practiced all week, so I'm sitting
there going, oh my god, he's gonna be out. He
gets a light practice in on Friday, all you need.

(06:32):
He plays on Saturday or Sunday, whatever damn day they
played on. He doesn't do jack shit until one minute
left in the game. Touchdown prisall touch Dawn Priso, who's
on my damn opponent's team, Because you know who I
had ready to play, Brailn Allen. I was hoping Brice
Hall was out Alan would be in that few lunchbox

(06:53):
kiss my ass.

Speaker 1 (06:54):
Yeah, well we were on the opposite of that. Kenneth
Walker the fifteenth he had a thing where he was
not playing, kind of playing his sowred Dick something, and
so then they said, he just doesn't feel like playing,
so Charbonnet plays fifty burger.

Speaker 2 (07:07):
Oh, don't worry half of a fifteen o' mury. The
New York Giants have two homeless guys playing quarterback. To
be hopeless guys playing quarterback.

Speaker 1 (07:16):
Italian sandwich shop owner and then his cousin owns a
hot dog store the next place over. He came back
in him.

Speaker 2 (07:23):
Playing, Yes, and you know that the only player, the
only player that knows how to play football on the
New York Giants offense. His name is by Maleak neighbors.
How about we put three motherfuckers on him and stop
him from catching the fucking ball.

Speaker 1 (07:40):
How much did he put up?

Speaker 2 (07:42):
Oh? He put up? Uh? Where'd he go?

Speaker 1 (07:47):
There he is?

Speaker 2 (07:48):
He had a eighty two yards and a touchdown nineteen
point two points. Yeah, whoa great damn job. Come on, Ravens,
fucking mark somebody.

Speaker 1 (08:00):
That is this soccer mark their ass, Get on him.

Speaker 2 (08:03):
What are you doing? He's the only guy on their offense.
He is literally the only guy that can play football
on the New York Giants and you can't even guard him.
It's so stupid, so stupid.

Speaker 1 (08:14):
Don't they got Darius Slayton, who you gotta put somebody
on him. No, you don't find out if.

Speaker 2 (08:20):
You don't, God Almighty, it was just it was just devastating.

Speaker 1 (08:25):
But you're not done yet. You still have guys.

Speaker 2 (08:28):
You want to know how many? This is how I
tell you they have only one person on the New
York Giants they had He had fourteen targets. So they
are literally just dropping back and throwing it to milk neighbors.
It shouldn't be that hard to guard him.

Speaker 1 (08:45):
Jesus, Hey, you still can win.

Speaker 2 (08:48):
I'm down thirty five points.

Speaker 1 (08:51):
Ray with three guys.

Speaker 2 (08:53):
Left, two guys because he has Drake London. I have
Drake London. They cancel each other out so that it's
a zero. So I have Bjeon Robinson and TJ. Hokinson.
I need three touchdowns from each to have a chance.

Speaker 1 (09:09):
Well we need eight touchdowns from Ray, Ray McLeod, my
NFL record, My god, your brother, dude, we all three
could be out of the playoffs.

Speaker 2 (09:19):
And I know he got sodom No, no, just but
let me finish. And here's the worst part of the
whole damn thing.

Speaker 1 (09:26):
I hit my TV.

Speaker 2 (09:28):
You know how I'm watching these games is on my phone.

Speaker 1 (09:31):
I think Jay was on Stream East.

Speaker 2 (09:34):
You know why because I had a birthday party at
nine thirty am until eleven got home, watched about an
hour and a half of it, and then guess what
had another birthday of already from two to four?

Speaker 1 (09:48):
Dude, Woody Allen. He entered in. He told us we'd
go watch the Titans game against the Bingles for free.

Speaker 2 (09:54):
Oh good, I didn't know Woody Allen was in town anyway.
I didn't have a chance. Had birthday parties galore. Did
they have TV's at this birthday party? Oh no, We're
at the gymnastics gym.

Speaker 1 (10:07):
You got some poor friends, and it's like.

Speaker 2 (10:09):
They just get to run around and dive in phone
pits and jump on trampolines and great. So I'm sitting
there looking at my phone and the other dads aren't
talking to me. They're chatting up about something. I'm like,
are you guys not worrying about your fantasy football fucking playoffs?
Because every freaking moment I'm getting more bad news and
more bad news and more bad news.

Speaker 1 (10:29):
Then he make the playoffs.

Speaker 2 (10:30):
I have no idea. Didn't talk to him. I was
too busy staring at my damn phone. And then I
got my kid dad Dad, Dad like what and he
goes look at this, and I'm like, what, You're gonna
dive headfirst into the phone bit for the fifteenth time.
I don't care, priest. I'll just core a touchdown, fuck
him and fuck you kid.

Speaker 1 (10:47):
God, well, at least you weren't ahead by fifty and
then you lose by fifty. Imagine that roller coaster, because
that's the one the ripper mcgoo's were.

Speaker 2 (11:00):
That's true. And then last night I'm like, okay, that's
all right. He's got two guys going. Last night, he's
got Josh Jacobs and Jaden Reed.

Speaker 1 (11:09):
Those guys don't even play.

Speaker 2 (11:11):
Oh Josh Jacobs. All of a sudden, is Walter fucking
Peyton Like, hey, Seattle, you know they like to run
the ball. And I watched the first drive and all
it was was Josh Jacobs to the left, Josh Jacobs
to the right, Josh Jacobs to the right, Josh Jacobs
up right up the middle. Oh my god, we're down
on the two yard line. They take Josh Jacobs out

(11:31):
of the game, I'm like, hell yeah, they give it
to Emmanuel Wilson tackled uh bring back in Jacobs fucking touchdowns.
He had eleven points on the first fucking drive.

Speaker 1 (11:41):
Eleven. That sounds like Josh Allen. Hey, justin. Worst thing
that could happen is if Josh Allen scores a touchdown
right now he did next drive. Worst thing that really
could happen is if he gets another touchdown the first
quarter he did. Worst thing that could happen here is
if another touchdown happened in the first half. I mean,
the dude had four touchdowns, two by Land, two by Sea.

Speaker 2 (12:03):
I mean, I just I died a slow dead and
I watched Josh. I saw Lamar Jackson going on for you,
and I was like, Ray's got a chance. And then
Josh Allen said, hey, Lamar, I'm just gonna match everything
you did, and I'm gonna do the same damn thing.

Speaker 1 (12:15):
He said, hold my nuts and me and justin the
thing we knew we were up fifty a fifty burger,
and we had then going into that game with the Lions,
we said it towards each other, we're gonna bleed out.
Somebody's gotta find some gauze, some niasporn, and we're just
gonna bleed out and slowly watch our final moments of
life before we die. And at five twenty two we
were pronounced dead. We were down in an instant because

(12:39):
to Tupac Shakur got some sort of a pitch bitch
from Josh Allen and it counted as a pass and
the guy had Tupac Shakur and he had Josh Allen.
In an instant we were up one down twenty. Yeah,
these little pitch bitches that ain't a pass, that's a handoff.

Speaker 2 (12:57):
But when he tosses it forward and it's a no
fuck that soid Hey, if it's behind the line of scrimmage,
it's a fucking run. If the guy is going in
motion and you toss it to him right as he's
running by, that's a freaking running play. God.

Speaker 1 (13:13):
I think next segment, if I could read just some
of the text with Justin at some point, Yeah, I
would love to hear fell asleep during the Lions game
when he knew it was over. That was the end
of Justin. He didn't respond until this morning, something about
tell lunch to get us our money.

Speaker 2 (13:29):
I mean, here's the thing, Jackson Smith and Jig but
he gave me a shot last night. But then Geno
Smith got hurt. And this another homeless dude. A homeless
dude can get my milit neighbors the ball, right, A
homeless dude knows how to throw the ball to mylak neighbors.
But the homeless guy named Howel, Samuel Samuel Howell from
Bill Belichick's university that'd be North Carolina comes in and

(13:51):
all he does is take eight sacks. He never throws
the fucking ball, dude, Throw the damn ball.

Speaker 1 (13:57):
Then that sounds like the Cleveland because Jamis Winston, the
ghost of the Ghost of the Browns, came back. And
now people's Jones Junior is the quarterback. Dude. The Chiefs
were running after those quarterbacks. No wonder Eliza Moore never
got a ball, dude, they were running.

Speaker 2 (14:13):
For their lives. Unbelievable. I mean, Sam Howell and then
and then, and then. I love the Seahawks strategy. Let's
just give up. We're down by however many with two
minutes ago. They just run the ball into the line
three times and let the clock run out. Throw the
ball around, Throw the damn ball.

Speaker 1 (14:28):
See, that's why I gotta give give me.

Speaker 2 (14:30):
Some junk yards, give me some garbage. Time yards I
need Injigba. Do you not understand what I'm playing for? Dude?

Speaker 1 (14:37):
That's why I like the Giants. They were actually throwing
the ball and they would start to come back on
the road.

Speaker 2 (14:42):
I hated them.

Speaker 1 (14:42):
Well, I needed that because we needed Lamar. But the
Giants actually was trying to score touchdowns and they did,
so we need quick scores. They're deep bombing. I was like, perfect,
that's how Lamar got five touchdowns.

Speaker 2 (14:51):
I saw it. Bateman, Bateman, Mark Andrews. I mean, I
don't know who else he threw it to, but good
some walker.

Speaker 1 (14:57):
Guy ozays they never got it.

Speaker 2 (15:00):
But don't worry. I was texting Battersbox throughout the day.
He's like, you're still favoring to be in? I was like, Uh,
Trey mcbrie another catch, Trey McBride, another catch, Trey McBride,
another catch, God almighty, Trey McBride is amazing.

Speaker 1 (15:11):
Yeah, AI doesn't know shit.

Speaker 2 (15:13):
E Trey McBride thirteen damn points. Let's go over my team. Okay, Uh,
but Checko five points, Tyreek Hill four points, great job boys, Uh,
Jayden Daniels two points. Second half. I love my damn team,
Amari fucking Cooper kick rocks your cut.

Speaker 1 (15:30):
I told Justin if there is a running back you
guys need, they can get one good solid yard. It's
Jaliel McLoughlin other Broncos. If you need a fucking yard,
that guy's getting it for you.

Speaker 2 (15:41):
I don't know why you don't listen to me. I
don't know why to have made a ten point, but it
doesn't matter. I'm starting a guy for the Raiders. They're
gonna get sodomized tonight. By forty. He's the lead running back.
He's gonna get ninety five percent of the carries. Jaliel
McLoughlin or Jalil White Wember's name is four different running exactly.
They got a stable there and down. I told you

(16:03):
this on Friday, and you didn't listen.

Speaker 1 (16:04):
I told Justin.

Speaker 2 (16:05):
He said, fuck lunchbox. So here's the thing I texted
Justin yesterday. I said, Sincere deserves to start on your
team from UTSA to your roster. Don't waste his talent
in the playoffs. And guess what Justin said back ignored,
He didn't respont. It was probably asleep, and you guys

(16:26):
lecked him on your bench and six Sincere is gonna
rot there.

Speaker 1 (16:29):
Hey, rever Mugoo's oar motto. We start guys that you bench. God,
we're starting McLoughlin, the guy we played as them deep
on his bench like tenth, you'll never see the light
of day.

Speaker 2 (16:40):
And then Batter's Box, I mean, the team he was playing,
they got that. They just went off.

Speaker 1 (16:45):
Dude, if you're gonna lose, though, lose by fifty, lose
by one hundred, that's why I gotta get I gotta
get props. If you're gonna kill me, shoot me ten times,
don't just let me just kind of slowly start to
see my own death. I wanted to be ended immediately.

Speaker 2 (16:58):
Dude.

Speaker 1 (16:58):
They went ahead of us. So the Chinchilla's Chinchill's are
gonna be the first fantasy football team to put up
two hundred points. How did he draft those guys? I mean,
every one of his players is unreal. I don't think
that's why we wanted to play you first. We wanted you.

Speaker 2 (17:16):
You didn't want me that we did. Here's the thing.
My matchup, Hey, here's the thing. Let's be real. My
matchup is a absolute crap show. I mean, Batter's Box
is down one forty one to one thirteen. He lost,
but the other person still has one person to play.
They had Jalen Hurts. They had Devontae Adams go off. Yeah,

(17:37):
Brian Thomas go off, DeVonta Smith go off. That's a
high scoring game, yours. The other matchup between Muscle White
and Klatt. Mussele White is about to win his ninth
in a row. Dude is on fire, on fire, one
thirty seven to one oh seven. He had Lamar, he
had Breisee Hall, he had Pooka, and he had Brian Thomas,

(18:03):
who went off.

Speaker 1 (18:06):
The Jags.

Speaker 2 (18:06):
Yeah. Then oh River magoose one seventy one to one
twenty one. High scoring. My score right now is ninety
seven to sixty two.

Speaker 1 (18:15):
I mean, what a way to go out, man. You
guys really went out fireing.

Speaker 2 (18:19):
Hey, we went out with the limpus of limp dicks
I've ever seen in my life. And I am so
pissed off pouting around the house last night, just like,
and my wife's like, oh, you know, you watched the
football game. I was like, I'm watching it. She goes, oh,
go your team. I'm like no, I'm sitting here in
sadness that I just watched my season just slip away,

(18:39):
and I just want to mourn it while I watch
this football game. She goes, I think I'm gonna go
to bed. I'm like, our good idea, and she goes
up and bend. She just she didn't really go to bed.
She just wants to get away from me. And I
go out to bed and she's like, how are you?
And I'm like, I don't want to talk about it.
She goes, are you okay? And I was like, I'm
just pissed off. I was like, gonna put all this
time and effort into it and it just is out

(19:01):
the window. And I'm like, it's so stupid to take
it so personal and get so mad, but I can't
help it.

Speaker 1 (19:08):
There was also a lot of money up for grabs. Yes,
very ten thousand dollars league right.

Speaker 2 (19:14):
Hey, batter's box he had, He had a dream team,
got smoked.

Speaker 1 (19:21):
His blueprit only led him to the playoffs.

Speaker 2 (19:23):
He was very disappointed. I texted him yesterday. He quit responding.
Then he replies with, oh, sorry, my phone died. Yeah right,
you were just mad or you slammed it into the ground.
Had to go buy a new one, he said. Jesus
Christ cover Devonte effing Adams. I am fucked.

Speaker 1 (19:45):
We got to break.

Speaker 2 (19:46):
He goes. They have Devonte and Thomas thirty each. Why
does my life go this way? He goes, I am
down thirty and sore losers season over. How did I
get to this point in my life? Unbelievable?

Speaker 1 (20:01):
I mean, yeah, we were up ninety to thirty five,
and that lead of VAPI rated before even halftime.

Speaker 2 (20:07):
The Lions game, dude, I mean, who knew. I mean,
I didn't see Josh Allen doing that. Dude.

Speaker 1 (20:16):
He marched on those Lions, bro.

Speaker 2 (20:18):
And they didn't even use the running back any but
they just started running the Josh Allen to the right,
Josh Allen to the left every time. And Charbonney, I.

Speaker 1 (20:25):
Mean, you knew he was gonna play with Kenneth Walker.
I know, I know.

Speaker 2 (20:29):
And Scary Terry went off in the first half and
then did nothing armand Saint Brown had a huge game. Goodness,
he still has got Brock Bowers to go, Oh my god,
he's yeah, all.

Speaker 1 (20:41):
Right, yeah, I said, I go text to Justin. I said,
the worst thing that could happen right here is one
hundred yard past to Saint I'm on. It was a
ninety yard past to Saint I'm on for a touchdown.
I was like, well, it just happened.

Speaker 2 (20:51):
Yeah, you want to know the big mistake I made too, Yeah,
because after he had he had a stupid Cooper Cup
on Thursday night get zero points. I was out with
some friends on Friday night. Saturday night. I had a
few drinks and there was like fifteen of us out
and I was like, hey, guys, this round's on me
because I'm moving on to the semi finals tomorrow. Oh

(21:15):
so we were at a bar and I bought a
round of drinks for fifteen of my closest friends because
I was already counting my semi final money. I don't
know if you.

Speaker 1 (21:24):
Would have won with that win. Didn't you need another
win afternoon?

Speaker 2 (21:26):
But semi finals you at least get money because you're
gonna be in the third or fourth place game if
you lose the next game.

Speaker 1 (21:30):
Oh my gosh, I didn't know that.

Speaker 2 (21:34):
It makes it feel better, doesn't it. Oh my god.
We'll take a break and we'll hear from Justin right
after this.

Speaker 1 (21:42):
Check check out my melody. I want to live good.
One of those other little fuckers took my headphones dude,
I had to go condomless. What's going on around here?
I come out of the bathroom and they're gone, And
then I don't even get an apology. No, go hey man,
you got my headphones?

Speaker 2 (22:02):
He goes, oh are these yours? Well, they ain't yours.

Speaker 1 (22:06):
Why would you grab somebody's headphones? Then aren't yours in
the first place?

Speaker 2 (22:10):
Like, obviously you're not. And if you use headphones every day,
then bring your own damn headphones. How long have you
been doing this?

Speaker 1 (22:17):
Like how long?

Speaker 2 (22:18):
Honestly, how long has that individual been part of that show?

Speaker 1 (22:21):
Years?

Speaker 2 (22:22):
Years? Bring your own damn headphones.

Speaker 1 (22:25):
I set my headphones on the couch, went to the bathroom.
When I came back from the bathroom, I was gonna
grab said headphones, come into this studio and do the
podcast with you. I got in here and I said, oh,
no headphones, because the person had stolen it from the couch,
And so then I never even saw them or forgot
about them. And then they go and do an hour's show,
and I said, well, no worries, I did the podcast

(22:46):
without headphones. Oh these are yours?

Speaker 2 (22:48):
Oh are these yours? That was his reaction, and he goes, yeah,
they're mine, and he goes, oh, well I thought I thought.
No matter what you thought, just say, hey, my bad,
I accidentally took.

Speaker 1 (23:00):
You Just can come grab somebody's headphones and just go
off with them.

Speaker 2 (23:04):
Oh were these your car keys? Oh my god, I
didn't know.

Speaker 1 (23:07):
Was that your range Rover? I just took it and
drove it. My bad, dude, that was yours.

Speaker 2 (23:11):
Oh was that your wife? I didn't know. I'm sorry, man,
Like no one told me. She was just sitting on
the couch.

Speaker 1 (23:18):
Oh that was your laptop. Oh yeah, I just took it.
That was yours. Yeah, man, it was mine. No apology,
just gives it back. Hey, I kind of need it.
We're gonna do the big show and I have no headphones.

Speaker 2 (23:31):
Hey man, it's kind of like part of my job equipment,
you know what I mean, Like how some people need
a jackhammer, some people need a computer to you know,
some people need a briefcase to say I object, A
judge needs a gabble. I need my headphones. You can't
just grab random people's headphones off the couch. Very weird. Uh?

Speaker 1 (23:50):
Can I just read a couple of these things real quick?

Speaker 2 (23:52):
Yeah? From justin please, I just.

Speaker 1 (23:54):
Want to put it to bed. I don't even know
if they're funny or good.

Speaker 2 (23:57):
No, they're good. They have to be good. The fact
that he fell asleep, was he that hungover or did
he start drinking early in anticipation of Fantasy football?

Speaker 1 (24:07):
We drank on the golf course the day before. I
believe he then ubered, went out to a bar that night,
and then just didn't have a lot of sleep. So
I'm guessing that's when he caught up in the afternoons.

Speaker 2 (24:18):
You guys play golf on Saturday. Yeah, let me check
my text. Nope, Nope, nothing there.

Speaker 1 (24:25):
All right, dude, you're not going to come out to
where I'm at. Yeah, Saturday was a bad day. We
had a birthday party. When did we have a birthday party?

Speaker 2 (24:34):
Was it in afternoon? Yeah? It was in afternoon. We
had a birthday party. So we had a birthday party
Saturday afternoon, Sunday morning, Sunday afternoon. It was a busy schedule.

Speaker 1 (24:43):
There's just so many There's just so many.

Speaker 2 (24:46):
Good that's what the people want to hear. They don't, No,
they do, because this was our weekend, dude. I mean
my weekend was trampoline park, Saturday, playhouse, on Sunday and
then Gymnastics Place on Sunday afternoon. Those were the three
birthday parties.

Speaker 1 (25:04):
I said, we got to figure out Broncos, Dude or Raiders.
And Justin said, I think we got to play the
numbers and start McLaughlin, who put up four points if that,
he plays a horrible defense. And I said the Raiders
sucks so bad other than last week, they don't even
use running backs, and he goes yep. I said, we
need a lead, Justin says Lamar. I said, his guys
are late games, so we have to build a lead.

(25:25):
And I said, scary every time scary Terry got the ball. Scary, scary, scary.
Justin Lamar looks like aides McLoughlin TD. There's no way
he got to touch. I don't know why he would
have even said that, And I said he didn't. The
guy we're playing didn't start Mark Andrews. Why would he
not have done that.

Speaker 2 (25:44):
Mark Andrews has sucked this year.

Speaker 1 (25:46):
I know, but it would have kind of nullified It
would have nullified one of the touchdowns.

Speaker 2 (25:49):
I would agree with that, Like, if you're playing against
the quarterback, you're putting him in.

Speaker 1 (25:52):
I said, what oh, I guess I texted the same thing.
I just said, what an idiot. That would have nullified
fifty percent of Lamar. Justin, I don't think he's that bright.
Just talks a lot of crap. And I said, he
sounds our word on the message board. Justin Nico needs
to get going, and I said, we need to have
a lead TD Bateman, we'll take it. Obviously wanted zeigs.

(26:13):
We had Zay. You have the double dip and I said,
need five of those. Little did I know three hours
before the end, I was calling it and Justin at
least he scored. That was Henry TD and Henry got no.

Speaker 2 (26:25):
Touchdown touchdowns, none whatsoever.

Speaker 1 (26:28):
Justin Ginzay, where is Zay? And I said, oh, don't worry.
They were running a play to him and some lineman
tripped on his dick. Play never ran. It was one
hundred yard past to Zay. Trust me, that was gonna
be the play. Justin, Well, I don't have skycam like
you do. Justin just watches it on his phone sometimes
he's doing game cast. Lamar could put up fifty if
they don't pull him in the third. Need a quick

(26:49):
Giants TD, And I say, yep, That's just what I
was gonna say. This Italian kid is launching it. Praise hands.
Need him to throw a hell Mary with nine minutes
left in the second quarter. I don't give a fuck.
Throw a hell Mary, I said, Fuck yeah, he's launching it.
No time off the clock. Hell yeah, he's slinging the
pig fat justin. I'm six plays behind you. Please stop
doing play by play. Me ball was going to THELN

(27:12):
interception because we were playing thelan It's.

Speaker 2 (27:14):
So funny when someone is watching in their delayed because
batter's box for some reason, he is always a few
seconds behind. And if I'm on the phone with him
and by oh yeah, and he's like, I haven't seen
that yet.

Speaker 1 (27:26):
You gotta sink.

Speaker 2 (27:27):
And I'm like, oh my bad.

Speaker 1 (27:29):
Me need the little things to happen, and they are justin.
I'm listening to the game on a radio. Me do
stream ease. Giants going for it fourth and two. Love
to see it. Lamar is doing everything right. Justin. No
one else is doing shit. Me. We need a lead
or will slowly bleed out this afternoon. Yes, Mixon tripped

(27:50):
over his dick. Nico time, Nico.

Speaker 2 (27:53):
Fuck yeah.

Speaker 1 (27:53):
The little things are happening justin ten plays behind TD
and I go yup. He goes, hell yeah, but again
I'm behind you me. Scary Terry can't score again. And
Scary Terry just scored again. He got two touchdowns.

Speaker 2 (28:09):
Only in the first half. He didn't know anything in
the second half. I promise, promise you.

Speaker 1 (28:12):
That I don't know how interesting these are. Lamar needs
to march. Good start, Let's go, Lamar, big run. We
have to have this. Justin Lamar is hurt. It's officially ended.
And so I think he was looking on game cast
and I said, dude, he's playing. He was messing with
his armband. The staff didn't strap it up correctly. I said,
we did it, kid, we did it. We'll take it.

Speaker 2 (28:33):
Oh. He did look hard at that one point when
his pants were about to fall down, so he was
grabbing the side of his leg. But he was worried
as was gonna come out.

Speaker 1 (28:40):
Me playoff, Lamar. Justin one TD by Zay and we're safe.
Me Lamar could single handedly save us. Oh my gosh,
thought it was steeling one hundred yard pass. Me go wow,
the one hundred yard pass must have been that I
thought was another white guy that was steeling. We lucked
out and then another touchdown Justin, we have a shot.
Another Lamar TD would be nice. Me Zay TD Lamar

(29:04):
both feed in up Justin, not Zay, but touchdown at
least me. We'll take it. We're desperate. Me. I saw
Elijah Moore on the screen, so he's alive. At least
I can confirm that. Justin he's killing us me huge
giants at the one. Justin, where's John? U? Me? John
New and Elijah both are being charged for rape. Zay

(29:26):
is alive, Justin, John Neuho, we're alive, Justin. We pray
for Zay me Lamar. I thought it was a run.

Speaker 2 (29:34):
He passed to a running.

Speaker 1 (29:36):
Back and Justin. This is a contest now, I mean
we're like up down up me. Do you believe in miracles?
A I believes in its fifty five percent? Justin Lamar
may go for six tds. We need him to stay
in the game. Me. We needed a lead and he
has blessed us. Touchdown giants, Let's go, Justin. Just need
to see Lamar run out there. Me gonna be close,

(29:57):
but I think a TD is confirmed. Damn, Lamar is out.
Hell of a job. We salute you. They pulled him
at the very end of the game. Oh man, Justin
still got Zay probably runs though. Me, Nico, hope he
gets some here and me, I forgot about Zay. He's
actually still on the team. They could use him. Me,
we don't need a feeling TD, or we don't need
a feeling TD monitoring because they were at like the

(30:19):
five and the D one was looking like an option.
Me scary Terry drops TD. No feeling TD passing down
incoming for Nico perfect hopefully John New time in overtime.
Justin kind of need these games to end. Me. We
don't need Saints redskins ot one of the dumbasses went
for it on like fourth down.

Speaker 2 (30:38):
Did you see that that they stop the clock? They
would have never even got the touchdown. They did a
two pointer, my god.

Speaker 1 (30:43):
Would have been a touchdown. Justin. Regardless of what happens,
we can say to ourselves, job well done. I think
we take on lunch next week. That might have been
the kiss of death. Justin texted, I think we take
on lunch next week. That's when we're up fifty. Me
Batter's box in trouble me. Why Josh Allen is gonna
be brutal, slowly bleeding out, justin. We need Gibby to

(31:05):
put on a show. If Gibby puts up twenty at
offsets Allen's forty, huh news to you, Allen put up
like fifty. Me Yes, we need an offset, hoping for
John Hue and not a chain. It's pass Bill with
a minute left, pick game over, which I'm fine with.
I don't even know what that means. We need this
Panthers game to just and Justin or Elijah Moore to
catch a fucking ball me. He only throws to Judy

(31:28):
every time, passing five, passing, almoding. Elijah Moore did block
last play, so he is playing. I can confirm that
the Bills Lions game needs to end zero zero for
all I fucking gear justin. We are moving on to
the second waves of games with a hefty lead. We
had a fifty point lead at this point.

Speaker 2 (31:45):
Hey, can I say, Jerry Judy another guy that I
draft every year and he sucks. I don't draft him
this year, and he's a baller, That dude knows how
to play football. I will draft him every year until
the day I die. Jerry Judy will be on my
team from now on.

Speaker 1 (31:59):
Justin Colts Broncos. Huge matchup for us me. We need
a TD from one of those idiots McLaughlin or Downs
Justin at least one to two to be comfortable. We
got zero. They both did nothing. I'm worried about Downs.
His shoulder hurts, I said, he's active, Justin. I know me.
The defense is balling, perfect guys, final two to score
or final score two to zero. At the beginning of

(32:19):
the Lions game, it seemed like defense bro It ended
forty eight, forty eight, forty two.

Speaker 2 (32:23):
Guys, and I go.

Speaker 1 (32:24):
And then it's gonna get interesting here in a second
when it starts to go downhill, so heavy James Cook
Baby Justin Downs twenty two yard reception.

Speaker 2 (32:35):
Me.

Speaker 1 (32:35):
They just raped Shaker in the end zone. We got lucky.
Holy shit, that would have been a brutal start because
it had been a touchdown for Allen Justin. I'm watching
the Denver game. Ar ran one in me rush to
the one, please run, fuck Allen Justin, And so it starts.
The bleeding has begun. Me still up forty zero. Justin

(32:56):
Gibbs time me perfect triple team, saying I'm on for
all I fucking don't even let that dude get the ball.
Justin is Gibbe and me, nah, he doesn't even play
till like the second quarter. The Lions play Montgomery in
the first, give me in the second, Montgomery the third,
and give me in the fourth. NA.

Speaker 2 (33:11):
Going forward, it'll be give me, give me Gibby because
Montgomery is out injured his knee. Just announce.

Speaker 1 (33:16):
Okay, uh now that it does you good. Yeah. So
then Justin's talking about the Broncos. The game is boring
as hell. These can't guys can't even see the field.
I guess it was sonny as hell in Denver, so
you couldn't even tell who the players were catching the ball.

Speaker 2 (33:30):
I don't know. I thought it looked perfectly fine.

Speaker 1 (33:32):
And Justin they're just throwing it up in the air.
We were starting to bleed, not profusely, but internally me
it will be a slow death. We have to stop
the bleeding us downs. Oh, and that's what I was
wondering about. Downs. Got the answer to that one. I said,
I need some gauze. We have to stop the bleeding,
because dude, I'm watching Josh Allen Saint, i'man and that
Tupac shaker guy. So like, just by the minutes, we're

(33:54):
losing these points. We had a fifty point lead. He
was like going to forty to thirty. I said, I
can't watch my own death. I would love to see Gibby.
I just want to see Gibby because he doesn't play
for quarters at a time. Justin, Gibson is our only hope,
the last of the Mohicans. Me, Gibby, Gibby again, this
is when he was actually getting some damn runs.

Speaker 2 (34:13):
Justin.

Speaker 1 (34:13):
They need to keep his ass in the game and
quit messing around with Montgomery. Me, sat Amon can't score.
We already are at that point. Justin. We are reading
our own Miranda rights right now. Me. I've notified my
next of kin. They decided to not pull the plug
just yet. Gibby. Please know st Amon, Justin and Patrick
should have picked him up, at least not sat Amon.

(34:35):
They threw it to that random Patrick.

Speaker 2 (34:37):
He scored the last couple of weeks. He's amazing me.

Speaker 1 (34:40):
Sat Amon was wide open. Golf almost threw at him,
but he ended up going with that other guy. Justin
need to run keep the ball out of Allen's dick. Me,
I can't watch this anymore. I'm not watching my final moments.
I want to live justin. Nothing to see here with
the Broncos and Colts. It's like watching our old Rubate
at Bell's Bluff play football. He's like year old old guy. Me.

(35:01):
I'll pass on McLaughlin getting one yard to carry miracle.
Don't know what I was talking about? How the are
we only up nineteen? The lead was fifty justin? It's
because our team hits, because his team is way better
than ours. Fuck passing TD for Nicks at the ten
because he wanted to run. We are starting guys who
he benches. That's the difference. Me, Gibbs is better than Montgomery.

(35:24):
Get this idiot out of here. Lines going forward on
four and four Montgomery hurt Justin. They're throwing the in lineman. Me.
I don't even know what to root for. At least
it wasn't sant Aman. Need a rushing TD or it's over.
Please all right, This is finally where it starts to
go downhill, but it's probably close to tide at this point. Me.
I can't watch this shit anymore. Need four tds from

(35:47):
Ray Ray McCloud on Monday night. We need a rush, please,
no tush push delay, justin delayed? What the fuck? What's
happening there? Me? A man died on the field. Dude
just missed a one yard field goal in a dome.
I could have kicked with my dick justin. Oh, it
said delayed on ESPN. Somehow the game gets called. That
would be great if they just cancel the game. Me,

(36:07):
if a player dies, they have to cancel the game.
Our lead is now single digits. Wow, Saint amn just
got rocked. Interception here would be nice? Justin, of course, shaker,
of course, it's always shakur. Me like, seriously, what are
downs in McLaughlin doing? Nico only had seventeen yards and
two touchdowns?

Speaker 2 (36:25):
Justin seventeen yards? Yes, I no idea.

Speaker 1 (36:28):
It was like, what so it wasn't even that great
of a point output. I'm like, dude, you get like
forty yards. I at least can get like twenty five
points or something. It was like he scored two touchdowns,
but it wasn't very idea. Uh Justin. At this point,
he was accepting his own death. It's time to come
to terms with this season. We had no running backs
and half our guys were hurt. We rode the wire
every week. Making the playoffs was our goal. We want

(36:49):
a little money. The season is over now, worst draft
in fantasy football history. Me, we have been laid to rest.
Not so fast, Justin can Montgomery. Me. We need one
hundred yard run by Gibbs and we have a chance
in this thing. If you need a one yard back,
McLoughlin is your guy. Justin Well, idiot is in Montgomery.
Here's where it goes downhill. Me Justin went to sleep

(37:11):
at this point. No response from Justin Me a'man fumble.
Never give up. Our lead is won and we have died.
Did some weird ass pitch to Tupac Shakur and it
counted as a pass. At five forty two pm, the
Ripper Magoos have passed rest our souls and just like that,
we're down twenty saint a'man one hundred yard touchdown. I
was like, are you kid like? He was like pretty

(37:32):
much ninety bom. At five point fifty pm, the Ripper
Magoos have selected to have their ashes spread at Bell's
Bluff Pool. We now need six touchdowns from Rey Ray iPhone,
McLeod Justin. This is the end of it, guys.

Speaker 2 (37:45):
This is the end.

Speaker 1 (37:45):
You made it to the end, Justin. Yeah, I fell
asleep halfway through the Lions game. I don't care anymore.
Season is over. Tell Lunch to give us our money.

Speaker 2 (37:52):
Me.

Speaker 1 (37:53):
We now need eight Ray Ray McLeod touchdowns on Monday
night and NFL record. Justin, it's over, man, except the facts.
He has brock Bowers playing tonight, and that is it.

Speaker 2 (38:05):
Well, first of all, Justin, you get no money. You
did not win your division, so you get no money.
Oh oh, you didn't win money. You made the playoffs,
you got You're.

Speaker 1 (38:16):
Telling me we didn't make any money.

Speaker 2 (38:18):
You made no money.

Speaker 1 (38:20):
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 2 (38:21):
And I would say during that, I got a text
from Justin finally, and it says here it is we
have been laid to rest. Not even Utsa's finest Sincere
McCormick can bring us back from the dead tonight. That
was it, Very short and sweet and to the point.

Speaker 1 (38:40):
That is fantasy football in a nutshell.

Speaker 2 (38:43):
Yeah. I didn't text my brother that much, batters box,
because I was at a birthday party and I did
text him at one point. Does Amari Cooper still play football?

Speaker 1 (38:52):
Dude? When I saw he had zero How is that possible?

Speaker 2 (38:55):
Dude, when I turned on the game. When I turned
on the game, he wouldn't He never even got in
the field.

Speaker 1 (39:00):
He was.

Speaker 2 (39:01):
It was Dalton Kinkaid, Dawson, Knox Shakir and Keon Coleman.
They never brought a Mariy Cooper in. See, I never
even looked for him. Finally, a number zero caught a
ball and I'm like, oh yeah, oh wait, that's not
that's not a Mariy Cooper, that's Keon colet What the
And then the third quarter, I saw that Mariy Cooper
trod on the field and I'm like, did he say
something to the coach? Did he try to bang the

(39:23):
coach's wife? Why did he not play at all? Dude?

Speaker 1 (39:27):
You know it's bad when you got to turn on
the game to make sure your guys are playing.

Speaker 2 (39:30):
Man, and he got a block and him oh he blocked, okay, good,
but does he They didn't even throw the ball in
his direction. He ran around and then he went back
to the sideline. Unbelievable, dude.

Speaker 1 (39:40):
Every time I was trying to watch Elijah Moore, the
Jameis Winston and People's Jones Junior were running for their lives.
They were fifteen yards behind the line of the scrimmage
trying to get a pass off.

Speaker 2 (39:49):
It's like, it was like, uh, when I drafted Deontay Johnson.
It's the two guys I drafted, and he was on
the Carolina Panthers and they just were feeding in the
ball and then they I was like, oh, their quarterbacks
suck whatever. But then they traded him to the Ravens
and I'm like, oh my god, and Amari Cooper. I
drafted him and he sucked on the Browns because they
had Deshaun Watson. They traded him to the Bills. I

(40:10):
was like, oh my god, I'm about to have two
stud wide receivers. They're gonna go off.

Speaker 1 (40:16):
Does Deontay Johnson play?

Speaker 2 (40:17):
No, He's had like three catches since he joined the Ravens,
That's what I thought. And then he refused to go
in the game the other week and he got suspended
for a game, and I'm like, well, I thought they
were gonna turn him into an amazing he was gonna
be like a fantasy stud again. That would be d
hop and then he just did nothing, man, And I
was just like, well, my two prized wide receivers that
I drafted they're useless, dude.

Speaker 1 (40:38):
At least you didn't start Mayonnaise Dick. He had like
five interceptions and every time I turned the game, May's Dick.
Oh well start him, dude. He got benched. God, they're
taking all his Manyonne's commercials off TVs doesn't even start anymore.

Speaker 2 (40:51):
I mean, he ain't gonna be on the Titans.

Speaker 1 (40:53):
Then, rude, off is seasonal man. They brought in Rudolf
the Red Nose, right.

Speaker 2 (40:56):
I mean they I mean it's Christmas time. Why would
you not have Rudolph in the game. I mean, it
is Rudolph's team the rest of the year. There's no
way they can put Will Levis back out there. That
locker room hates Will Levis.

Speaker 1 (41:07):
Do you see DeAndre Sweat with that stiff arm?

Speaker 2 (41:10):
That was bad, dude.

Speaker 1 (41:11):
He's pretty quick, He's a big dude and can move.
He can move as bad. That actually made me proud
to be a Titans fan at that point. And then
it was soon over.

Speaker 2 (41:19):
Yeah. And then right after that, I think Levis fumbled, Yeah, yeah,
fumbles interceptions.

Speaker 1 (41:25):
Yeah, that's a bad team. Woody, Woody, Allen. I hope
it was good, man.

Speaker 2 (41:28):
I hope you enjoyed that. Man. Yeah, we're gonna take
a break and we're gonna come back, and I'm just yeah,
I don't know what the hell we're gonna talk about,
but we'll be right back.

Speaker 1 (41:39):
You started out, I'm gonna drop this thing down a
little bit.

Speaker 2 (41:41):
Yeah, go ahead, man. So Ray, I'm gonna tell you
about my weekend. Man. So I went out both nights. Okay,
I had parties on Friday night and then I went
bar crawl on Saturday night. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (41:53):
I saw you dressed up as a snowman.

Speaker 2 (41:55):
Now I was dressed as Santa Man. We did a
Santa Bark crawl where everybody dressed up as Sana and
there was a gingerbread. There was a Christmas tree. One
was Buddy the Elf. But we did a bar crawl.
Everybody went different. Yes, yeah, it was great.

Speaker 1 (42:13):
Were their women involved?

Speaker 2 (42:14):
Oh yeah, well was she? Uh? There was one that
was there was Missus Claws. A couple were missus claws.

Speaker 1 (42:20):
Uh, one had your choice.

Speaker 2 (42:21):
One was a gingerbread. One was just a Christmas sweater
with some lights on it. I think that's about it. Anyway.
So we had a very I mean it was just
bar hopping. Here hit this bar, boom, boom boom. Go
to the next bar. And we walked into this one bar, dude,
and everybody's like sitting there like whoa. They got freaking

(42:42):
desserts on the bar. They got cupcakes and they have
a box to nominate the worst dressed.

Speaker 1 (42:49):
And I wait, so these bars were in on your
costume CONTI they weren't.

Speaker 2 (42:53):
That's why we were surprised. It had all this.

Speaker 1 (42:54):
Stuff like they were in partnership.

Speaker 2 (42:57):
And one of the girls missing, one of the missus claws,
goes up and grabs a cupcake and I say, hello
to this one guy.

Speaker 1 (43:03):
Man, what's going on, big fan of the show.

Speaker 2 (43:06):
No, I'm got my whole Santa gar, No one knows
who I am.

Speaker 1 (43:09):
Okay, And what about your voice?

Speaker 2 (43:12):
Well that that probably.

Speaker 1 (43:13):
Sounded the same ray alrighty.

Speaker 2 (43:17):
And then all of a sudden, this lady comes running up. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
We're like, what, we don't know you, and we're like, okay.

Speaker 1 (43:27):
You guys go to somebody's house.

Speaker 2 (43:28):
She goes this is a private party.

Speaker 1 (43:31):
Oh oh, you guys waltzed in, and we're like, why
don't you own the place? Well, the door was open,
you guys, came in hot.

Speaker 2 (43:40):
We came in hot, like fifteen to twenty deep, all
dressed up in Santa Claus and all this.

Speaker 1 (43:45):
Shit, their stuff, all pre playing, and that's.

Speaker 2 (43:48):
Why I was like, man, it's so weird that they
have a box for worst dressed. Like what in the world.
I mean, the girl is already two bites into the
cupcake when a lady throws up both fives. What whoa?

Speaker 1 (44:01):
Heismander?

Speaker 2 (44:02):
I don't know you guys, Okay, she's a this is
a private event.

Speaker 1 (44:07):
You can just rent out a whole bar.

Speaker 2 (44:09):
I guess. So on a Saturday, on a Saturday freaking night,
I'm like, whoa, that can't be cheap.

Speaker 1 (44:15):
I mean, my my piece place closes like every day
of the week. Oh company party, Oh this party. I'm like, guys,
am I not gonna get pizza for the month of December.

Speaker 2 (44:22):
Yeah. So we're like okay, and we start to walk out,
and then this one jackass thinks he's real cool and
he gets flick, Hey, get the fuck out of here.
We don't know you, and he starts flicking his all's funny,
he gets the laugh draft for that.

Speaker 1 (44:34):
That's actually funny. You guys are.

Speaker 2 (44:41):
Getting bounced and this one dude, Josh in my group.
He's a little bit of a hothead. What the fuck
you say to me? What you you giving me the finger? Yeah,
you're real brave over.

Speaker 1 (44:52):
There, you know, over here, mister claude.

Speaker 2 (44:55):
He's like, do you want to go talk out? He goes,
let me come over here and talk to you. Come
and talk to Ginger bread Massource walking in and we're
like no, no, no, no. He was like, no, you want
to give me the bar, come outside and give me
the bird. Come onside, motherfucker, come on outside. Oh, bring
a cupcake. And he was like, don't let me go
back to that bar. Don't let me go back to
the bar. He goes. We go to another bar, have
another drink. Don't let me walk back to that bar,
because I will kick that guy's ass.

Speaker 1 (45:18):
I was like, and I escalated.

Speaker 2 (45:20):
I didn't even see him goes the finger. I mean
I was with you. I just saw the lady whoa, whoa, whoa.
We don't know you.

Speaker 1 (45:25):
You guys got a heisman and balanced.

Speaker 2 (45:27):
Yeah. So then we go to the next bar and
it's like a like a brewery kind of type bar,
A lot of beers on tap and we walk in
fifteen twenty deep, and they're like, and we go congregate
at the bar? You know what I mean? They're like, no, no,
you have to have a seat at a table if
you're gonna get a drink.

Speaker 1 (45:42):
Did you guys are just making your own rules on
a Saturday.

Speaker 2 (45:45):
We're like, what, you can't just stand at the bar? Like, no, no,
you have to have a server.

Speaker 1 (45:49):
Was there a bar?

Speaker 2 (45:50):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (45:50):
By law you should be allowed to belly up to
the bar.

Speaker 2 (45:53):
I was very confused, and they're like, no, no, you got
to go in a server. We'll be right with you.
And we all let this said. We're gonna sit here
and wait on a server to serve us twenty drinks
and take orders. And we're out left that. But I
mean the bar call is off to a great start, man,
Like we are rocking and rolling.

Speaker 1 (46:09):
Who organized this? We're out so far over too, Hey, guys,
we're gonna go to a family diner and try and
get up drinks at the bar.

Speaker 2 (46:17):
Yeah. And then we walked into a restaurant and half
the people were like, oh, what the hell you think
you're doing. They're taking up too much space. And then
another half was like, oh my god, that's so great.
You guys are so fun. And the one of the
waitresses came up and said, hey, how good are you
Santa Claus? Is it singing Happy birthday? And we're like, oh,
we're great. Yet my on cameo and she was like, oh,
this girl Jill over here, she's turning fifty. So we

(46:39):
went over to the table and all of us as
Santa Claus saying happy birthday to you, And then afterwards
one of the girls in the group looks at me goes,
what is your problem you? Yeah, one of one of
the missus clauses, I'm your husband.

Speaker 1 (46:53):
I'm mister Claus.

Speaker 2 (46:54):
She goes, what key were you singing? And I was
about to punch you in the stomach, like there's no
way we could sing in that key. And I'm like, oh, oh,
I said, what the hell is the key? You're not
very jolly, I said. She goes, you started like this
her and she goes, nobody can sing that, okay, little elf?
And I'm like, I don't know what you mean.

Speaker 1 (47:15):
Does it not make me marry?

Speaker 2 (47:17):
Does it not? Does it matter? I said, I have
no idea how to sing. I just sing happy birthday?
She goes, you were so off it made it so
hard to sing with. She goes. I don't know why
it bothered me so much, but I was ready to
punch your ass in the stomach.

Speaker 1 (47:28):
You know her. Yeah okay.

Speaker 2 (47:30):
I was like all right, man, all right. And then
we went to another bar and we were all ordering.
It was like a Mexican restaurant, and we started ordering
Margarita's rose. And that's when I was celebrating, like I
was like, man, I'm already up twelve nothing. He got
a zero from his this guy Cooper Cup. Hey, guys,
this round's on me. This rounds on me. I need

(47:52):
a Venmo them today and Benmo request. Yeah, hey guys,
so you know about that round I bought him Saturday night.
I was counting on making the semi finals of the
sore Luser Fantasy. I'm gonna need that money back, dude.

Speaker 1 (48:04):
Those rounds get up in the hundreds real quick.

Speaker 2 (48:06):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. And the alcohol was
d you know, talking a little bit. And then in
the restaurant we decided to sing jingle bells. One table clapped,
everybody else was like quiet.

Speaker 1 (48:19):
Okay, now what time is this on Saturday?

Speaker 2 (48:23):
We started at eight at night. Yeah, Oh yeah, you
guys are good. Yeah, that's what I thought. But people
eating there did not like our singing. They didn't like
us caroling from restaurant at the restaurant.

Speaker 1 (48:33):
Tell me this. Can I go to Puckets? You know Puckets? Yeah?
Can you just go up to the bar or do
you have to make reservations? Now you got me questions?

Speaker 2 (48:39):
You just go to the bar.

Speaker 1 (48:40):
Man, I always thought you can just walk up to
a bar bar. Now it's got me worried.

Speaker 2 (48:45):
Most bars are just open seating.

Speaker 1 (48:46):
Dude, Now I'm gonna be paranoid. Most I'm always gonna
stop at the door now and wait for a host.

Speaker 2 (48:51):
No, and that's what I'm saying. Like, and we just
kept and as funny as you open the door and
one walks in, and then two, and then three, and
then four, they're like, oh my, I got here. Case
fifteen Santa Claus, He's like, oh my god. Yeah. The
group was pretty deep and people were either very into
it or very like, oh my god. Really. And so
then around eleven maybe it's yeah, we went to one

(49:13):
last bar and I mean maybe they closed it eleven
and it was ten fifty. I don't know, because there
was like a restaurant upstairs, bar downstairs, and we walk
in and the bartender starts counting one, two, three, and
he puts his head down.

Speaker 1 (49:29):
Man, oh that's never good.

Speaker 2 (49:30):
He puts his head down.

Speaker 1 (49:32):
Wait he did surrender cobra, Yeah, he down did.

Speaker 2 (49:37):
He was just like, oh my god. He start and
he starts shaking his head left right like, and we
start walking up the bar and he goes, there's another
bar upstairs if half of you guys want to go upstairs,
And we're like, well, the point of this is for
all of us to be together, like we're on a
bar crawl, like we're all a big group, so we
don't really want to separate, and he goes, it'll probably

(49:58):
be quicker if half you guys go upstairs instead of
me making all the drinks.

Speaker 1 (50:03):
Dude, this bar cirl is bad. You went to all
the bars that don't even appreciate debauchery.

Speaker 2 (50:10):
We went to bars that didn't want our service.

Speaker 1 (50:13):
You went to like family bars is what you want
to do?

Speaker 2 (50:17):
Now.

Speaker 1 (50:17):
One of them welcomed you guys with open arms.

Speaker 2 (50:19):
Now. One bar was like, oh yeah, I mean to
see you. Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (50:24):
The fact he went downward dog and the headshake and
you're drinking, so you were able to pick up on that, dude,
means it was bad.

Speaker 2 (50:33):
You could feel that, just like like the air was
sucked out of the bar. Dude. Everybody just looked at us.
They the bartender was sad. It was depressing. We order
our drinks and then he starts mopping the floors. We're
standing there drinking and he's just like moving trash cans around,
like trying to give us a hint, like get the
hell out of this bar.

Speaker 1 (50:53):
What a hell of a nightcap?

Speaker 2 (50:55):
Oh? Man, Yeah, it was. It was awesome. It was great.
So that was my Saturday night man bagging the trash
they were they did they empty the trash can. That's
my bag of toys. Ho whoa can you just put
that on Santa's sleigh there? Johnny?

Speaker 1 (51:14):
Were you in character?

Speaker 2 (51:15):
Yeah? I was in character the whole time.

Speaker 1 (51:16):
What are you want for Christmas?

Speaker 2 (51:18):
But the only problem is with my beard, like the
beard and the mustache. I had to take it down
to drink because you know, it's very hairy. Yeah, and
so that was really annoying and I had to just.

Speaker 1 (51:28):
What were you guys drinking actual alcohol or those INNA's
people drink.

Speaker 2 (51:31):
Now, what is in A mean?

Speaker 1 (51:32):
No alcohol?

Speaker 2 (51:33):
No, we were drinking alcohol, man, we were drinking alcohol
at each spot.

Speaker 1 (51:37):
One dude on my show Southern Charm, he quit drinking.

Speaker 2 (51:41):
Oh, I was like your show? What show was that?

Speaker 1 (51:43):
Yeah? Yeah, he quit drinking. Dude, and he goes to
bars and drinks in a but who likes the taste
of beer.

Speaker 2 (51:49):
So he goes and gets a non alcoholic beer like
an oduel.

Speaker 1 (51:52):
Yeah, but he drinks he binge drinks it. So by
the end of the night he's drank eight nas.

Speaker 2 (51:57):
Oh, like, I think that's worse for your body than alcohol.
That's interesting, that's terrible. Never heard anybody drinking eight nas.

Speaker 1 (52:05):
I mean he's just taking him down, And I go,
how is he not getting drunk? He doesn't drink anymore,
but he still has to do the na's Huh. Interesting, Ray,
we had a couple of those in our group.

Speaker 2 (52:14):
Yeah, well no, no, we didn't. We did have one
pregnant chick, but she didn't come. She dropped her husband
off and she heard out of there. She didn't want
to be a part of it.

Speaker 1 (52:21):
Ray, A couple of them were part of AA.

Speaker 2 (52:24):
Well, maybe we'll take a break, We'll be right back. So, yeah, man,
I don't even know if I need to watch football tonight.

Speaker 1 (52:33):
Yeah, did you nail your lock?

Speaker 2 (52:35):
I did well. No, I nailed the Ravens. Nailed the Ravens,
but the Commanders were up. I mean I'm playing. I
mean there were so many homeless quarterbacks playing yesterday.

Speaker 1 (52:47):
Yeah, if you went channel to channel, Peoples, Jones Junior
for Cleveland was playing. I mean, who was the backup
to DeVito in New York? Who even know he was alive?
Is it Tyrone Taylor?

Speaker 2 (52:59):
No, he's in. I think he's a jet. Who the
hell came in because Drew Locke wasn't playing. I don't
even know, man, geez, that's how bad. I mean, I
don't even know who played Bords genius. Oh yeah, okay,
so I'm supposed to know the third string quarterback for
the New York Football Giants, a team that's won like

(53:19):
three games. Let me go ahead and look, I'll find
it for you, just because you were gonna annoy the
hell out of me.

Speaker 1 (53:25):
You don't think they had that Tracy kid Tyrone and
Tracy quarterback in a little bit.

Speaker 2 (53:30):
I don't think they did. Let me see here, they had. God,
I don't even know who this is.

Speaker 1 (53:39):
Well, hey, if on the Facebook page, I said someone
by the name of Tim Boyle. Yeah, on the Facebook
you said somebody's going for like thousands of dollars, right,
Oh dude. I think it might have been an easy
weekend for parlays, which is nice to know now that
I was playing fantasy and out parlays. Billy cleared for
eleven K.

Speaker 2 (53:57):
What you mean for eleven K?

Speaker 1 (54:00):
Win eleven thousand? He said, I win another twelve hundred
with Vikings tonight, although Vikings should win. I see this
could be fishy rigged as well.

Speaker 2 (54:10):
Now, the fact that a the fact that the what'son
McCollums what do they call the commanders? Blew that lead?
That was my other lock. But yeah, on our Facebook page.
Thomas Ward got a crazy one going right now. I
hit a fourteen team or two weeks ago, feel like
I need to cash out this time. Have the Vikings
and Falcons money line tonight. He has a sixteen team

(54:34):
parlay all money lines and he bet five dollars to
win nine thousand, one hundred and thirty four dollars if
the if they win tonight, if the Falcons and Vikings
win tonight, he wins nine thousand, one hundred and thirty
four dollars, or he can cash out right now for
three thousand, seven hundred and twenty two dollars.

Speaker 1 (54:56):
Take that money in the run.

Speaker 2 (54:58):
No, no, you bet the five dollars.

Speaker 1 (55:02):
Vikings will spank your bears. But the other one, I
don't know that Falcons. That's a weird one.

Speaker 2 (55:07):
Who is playing quarterback for the Raiders O'Connell. I thought
he was hurt.

Speaker 1 (55:12):
I saw him in Vegas. That kid can move up
and down a field.

Speaker 2 (55:16):
Not on that hurt ankle. They may go to Desmond Ridder.
You know where Desmond Ridder played last year? Yeah, where
Falcons exactly. He knows the team, so you'd think they
know how to defend.

Speaker 1 (55:25):
Desmond knows the team how to throw it where their
defense isn't. Oh good point, it works both ways.

Speaker 2 (55:32):
Didn't think about that, But I would not cash out.
Let the money ride.

Speaker 1 (55:37):
Dude, when you got three thousand dollars guaranteed, give that
to me. It's not worth it to be puckered for
both these games. They're probably gonna overlap a little bit.
You're gonna be puffing if they start they'd start thirty
minutes apart. You're so stupid, You're gonna go need to
see a doctor because you're gonna be puckered for so long.
And also there's NFL sprinkled in with college football this weekend.
There's NFL playing the same time as one of the

(55:57):
biggest college football games in the last ten years.

Speaker 2 (56:00):
Weird. Well, yeah, they do the now that the college
is over, they play on Saturdays now NFL. Yeah, I mean,
I don't know. I'm just I'm frustrated with football. I'll
watch it. I'll watch just to watch how bad the
Bears are. And that's it. But we got an email.
You ready, Yeah, here it is. What's up, Coachers, This

(56:20):
is one of your loyal listeners, truck Or Colby. I
finally ordered my tickets to Coaches Convention four. Not gonna lie.
I'm a little disappointed that the sweets was already sold out,
but you know, you snooze, you lose. Now come that Thursday,
I need either luncher ray from the Big Show to
head down to Broadway and set up some cones so
I can put the Big Rig on Broadway. Thanks again

(56:43):
for hosting another year, Colby White, MVP Coaches Convention three.

Speaker 1 (56:49):
Yeah, listen, you can't park that rig on Broadway. They
make they're actually cracking down on ubers now and cabs.
You can't park anywhere down there. They'll they'll keep you moving.
The cops will on her. No Cone, really, Yeah, you're
gonna have to find the flying Jay where the lot
lizards are? Maybe a Walmart something like that.

Speaker 2 (57:06):
Oh man, All right, well happy, I mean it ain't happy.
Have a good Monday. I'm gonna try. I'll be in
a better mood Wednesday.

Speaker 1 (57:13):
Is there not a PC though? That's just happy. It's
over fantasy. No, me and Justin were piecemeal for the
last month. I think everybody deals with injuries. So for
Justin and his text to say, we dealt with injuries,
so did everybody else.

Speaker 2 (57:25):
But you guys had Charbonnet and you dropped him at
some point. That really bit you in the ass.

Speaker 1 (57:29):
But the thing that makes me feel good is when
you lose by fifty. There aren't a lot of tweaks
that could have really been done correct. What's done is done.
I will on earth as it is in heaven.

Speaker 2 (57:39):
Now, what's gonna kill me is when Jean Robinson and TJ.
Hockinson tonight and I lose by three points and Mark
Cooper got me fucking zero.

Speaker 1 (57:47):
I gotta watch that.

Speaker 2 (57:48):
I gotta watch to drive me nuts that.

Speaker 1 (57:50):
Actually I'm gonna watch that because I got a root
against you.

Speaker 2 (57:53):
It is going. I would he Here's what I'd rather happen.
I'd rather be Jeon Robinson get an illness and not
play and TJ. Hawkinson have his wife have a baby
or something and then just get zero points so I
don't have to sit here.

Speaker 1 (58:07):
Well you know it's gonna be close, so I don't have.

Speaker 2 (58:09):
To sit here for the next month and just be
like God, if I'd have just done this, if I'd
have done that, if I'd have picked up a different player,
if I went and to play Tomari Cooper and went
with this person off the waiver wire. I mean anything
that is the worst is when you lose by half
a point a point and you're just second guessing yourself.
That's the killer. That is the killer.

Speaker 1 (58:29):
Or when the waiver wire has been gutted so much
so that we were fighting over Elijah Moore, the guy
got point zero zero four points.

Speaker 2 (58:36):
But I bet you if you go to your waiver
wire right now, and look there's someone on m Patrick
there you go, that was just such a flyer.

Speaker 1 (58:43):
But it wouldn't have made the difference fifty points when
it's a fifty I understand if you can confidently say
there's nothing we can do.

Speaker 2 (58:49):
What we could have done, Like Jalen Koker, the guy
that had one hundred yard touchdown for the Carolina he's
probably on the waiver wire. There is someone out there
that would have made a huge difference. And it's just like, God,
why didn't I pick that guy? Oh, it's so stupid.
And everybody started hearing about fantasy, especially me. But no,
I'm not happy it's over. I'm pissed.

Speaker 1 (59:10):
I mean, you think back to what you did wrong.
I mean, let's be real. Justin on the night of
the draft, he was wine drunk and he was yelling
at me, Cuku, hey Joku yelling wine drunk to get
Djoku in the tenth round.

Speaker 2 (59:22):
Well, and Djoku just was hurt all season.

Speaker 1 (59:25):
And then he also wanted Sharbon name.

Speaker 2 (59:27):
That was good. Hey, And you know this podcast has
got in so just like our seasons.

Speaker 1 (59:37):
Yeah, and he wanted ETN, I wanted Karen Williams, I
wanted the blueprint a batter's box. I wanted the bat
batter's box, blueprint corpse of ET ten? Who did I
say to blueprint batter's box? Who ended in the playoffs?
Batter's box? All I wanted to do was blueprint his ass.
And when you did, you both got beat by fifty
fifty burger. A fifty burger hurts, dude, You wake up

(01:00:02):
one seventy to one twenty. I mean we weren't even close.

Speaker 2 (01:00:07):
Yeah, the chocolates are really good.

Speaker 1 (01:00:10):
That's a good damn team.

Speaker 2 (01:00:12):
I hate it. I hate it. Man.

Speaker 1 (01:00:14):
We wanted you, man.

Speaker 2 (01:00:16):
Yeah, yeah, you could have come and got some man, Dude,
we would have.

Speaker 1 (01:00:18):
Been up one twenty to sixty on your ass.

Speaker 2 (01:00:21):
Oh let's see.

Speaker 1 (01:00:23):
You wouldn't have stood it.

Speaker 2 (01:00:24):
Shit, No, I would have. No, you wouldn't have. I
had three players going today. That ain't worth sixty, dude.

Speaker 1 (01:00:30):
You're right, one twenty in the playoffs, that's the best
we could have done. What did Lamarney to do? Put
up ten touchdowns?

Speaker 2 (01:00:36):
You're right. It wouldn't made a difference because I don't
think I'm scoring sixty. Oh my god, I mean my
team just.

Speaker 1 (01:00:44):
But you're done with him now your hands are washed
of them.

Speaker 2 (01:00:47):
Tyreek Hill.

Speaker 1 (01:00:47):
Oh my god, Oh my god, he caught the one No.

Speaker 2 (01:00:51):
One year. I get him, and he's.

Speaker 1 (01:00:53):
Just average dude. He caught the one ball and the
guy ripped it from him for the interception.

Speaker 2 (01:00:58):
Mak idiot zero. I mean, let's just see. Let's just
see who was on the waiver wire. Man, Let's see
what wide receivers I could have got.

Speaker 1 (01:01:06):
Patrick that's your guy, the guy for the Lions.

Speaker 2 (01:01:08):
I mean, Calvin Austin. What did he do? I don't know.
Jalen Cocher. There he is.

Speaker 1 (01:01:16):
Oh, there's probably a Titans guy. They put up twenty
seven points. You could have had multiple Titans guys.

Speaker 2 (01:01:20):
Tyler Boyd. I mean so stupid. I hate I hate fantasy.
Let's see running backs. If there's any running back. Oh,
I know who I could have got, Taja Spears. He
had eighty yards in a touchdown. That would have made
a difference.

Speaker 1 (01:01:34):
Oh we had him.

Speaker 2 (01:01:35):
Oh I had him a couple weeks ago, and then
he wouldn't do anything. He was hurt, and I said,
all right, cut his ass, and what do you know,
I'd have had a fighting chance to night. Instead, I'm
freaking gonna go home to my lovely wife, my great kids,
and they're gonna annoy me, and I'm just gonna watch
there in misery as my season just goes to shit.

Speaker 1 (01:01:52):
Well, you award Justin Coach of the Year just because
I had never made the playoffs until I brought him
on board, and then I made the playoffs, five game
winning streak, a lot of saber metrics. Are you ready
to anoint him coach of the year.

Speaker 2 (01:02:06):
No, I think Muscle White. He's won nine in a row.
I'll tell Justin, but we'll see how it shakes out,
all right. Voting is still open
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