September 26, 2025 • 45 mins
In this episode we talk about Lunchbox heading to New York to attend the Ryder Cup. Ray breaks down how much Lunchbox is going to pay per drink, how much it is for a helicopter to Bethpage, and the possibility golf is done by the time Lunchbox arrives. Plus Ray reveals how Justin and him weren't friends when they saw each other in bathing suits the first time but something changed over time. Last but not least Lunchbox has 3 locks to help you earn some more Christmas money for the kids presents.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Yelling it louder. Check check, check, there we go. I
started it? Oh you did? Yeah, well crap, my mic
wasn't even on. Here we go.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Let's go US Hey, USA, USA, Usay, dude, I can't
believe I'm getting on an aeroplane today and I'm heading
to the Big freaking Apple.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
You guys flying private? No, the big Cat. You ever
heard of him? He's a talk show guy. Yeah, yeah,
he's for the barstool. He flies private on a barstool
in a plane.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
Uh, barstool flies. They're telling around on planes.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
Yeah, and we can't even get one hundred dollars program
to switch the cameras, right.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
That's why we don't do cameras a lot, because it
distracts and it's hard to flip back and forth when
someone is talking, and it's just rough.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
It's rough, and it's not as conversational. I feel like
both of us are trying for the punchline, and I'm
not much of a punchline. Your punchlines has been struggling.
You're not a stand up comic, so like when you're
doing cameras, it's like, okay, I got thirty seconds to
hit a punchline. Well, I missed it.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
Great, Yeah, that's my fault and we got an email lunch.
God is my witness. I will order you a giant
foam American hat to wear during the Ryder Cup. Guarantee
you will be shown on TV numerous times if you
wear one, great for the pod. If you wear a
sore loser's tea along for free exposure. Ray and Arnold
would have would go nuts to do it. And I
(01:25):
know you're not shy. What do we need to do
to get you to wear one? Mike from EPT, I
have no idea where EPT could be.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
That is Erie, Pennsylvania? No, I think he nailed it.
No PT. What is PT? Eastern Pacific Time? Et e
e e e e is the weirdest letter to start
a city. Yeah? What letters besides England? What? Oh? East
(01:59):
Plano text? There you go? Uh?
Speaker 3 (02:02):
Is there any other states to start with?
Speaker 1 (02:03):
Tea? Well? Crazy? You said Tennessee South Beach is from
Plano and the east side is the rich side. West
side is lower income. Didn't know that? So he's from
the East Plano, Texas? Yeah, EPT, East wealthy side.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
Okay, here's the problem, Mike, I would have I should
have read this email earlier. And that had been great.
But I don't know how I would have got that
thing to New York. Like, it's really cool and a
great idea, but flying on an airplane, I don't know
how you carry that on where you put it. I
would have loved it. That had been great. I would
have worn it. I'd have done it. But getting it
to and fro not that easy. Maybe if you could
(02:40):
send it to my hotel in New York, No, that'd
be great.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Tuned into the golf this morning before the big show.
A lot of hills, Man, make sure you pack your hookahs. Ray,
I'm not a hookah guy. I'm more of a what
do I have on? Brooks? I got Brooks on?
Speaker 3 (03:00):
I ad read Well, I don't get paid to wear them,
so that's okay. Yeah, I'm a little worried. I'm gonna
be sore come Monday. End of the day, Sunday, I'm
gonna be exhausted. I read that there's gonna be two
hundred and fifty thousand people that enter those gates this weekend.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
Not a record, you know, it's a record. Not to
steal your thunder if permission granted, Yeah, go ahead. Boomer
is headed to Zach Bryan at the Big House this
weekend in the University of Michigan. Yes, and the all
time both teams on buys Michigan State Michigan. So the
campus is wide open for these people, the concertgoers. They
(03:36):
are going for one hundred and twelve thousand people watching
Zach Bryan. A football game is one hundred and seven thousand.
They throw five thousand people on the field. That's how
they get the record. It will be the most people
ever attending a count not country, any genre music in America.
(03:57):
One hundred and twelve thousand. Really, Yeah, I looked up
when he was at Knoxville and I went it was
one hundred. No, it was eighty seven thousand. That's not
that many. And we were on the field too, So
that's how much bigger the Big House is than Knoxville Stadium. Dang,
that's crazy. One hundred and twelve thousand. Well, I understand that.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
I just am worrying now that I've read two hundred
and fifty thousand people.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
It's more than that, right, No, No, for the whole weekend,
that's not impressive. Freaking Broadway they say like a million
people come every weekend.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
My question is am I gonna be seven deep at
every hole. Am I even gonna get to see the players?
Speaker 1 (04:33):
I was watching it right now, but you're not there.
Not a good example. I would have seen you it
just by a hole. They's just stragglers. It's seven am noon.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
I just worry that on Sunday that's gonna be the
most packed. And that's my only thing about a golf fernment.
I always say, oh, you don't want to go on
Sunday at the Master's because you're gonna be twenty five deep.
I could be end up being the two only five
deep where I can't even see the players, And I
think I don't want to be at the tea box.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
I want to be on the green. I'm not the
person to tell I've never been to a golf tournament.
Speaker 3 (05:10):
No, no, I'm just saying this is my I'm talking.
I'm spitballing with you here.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
Well, you spitball your wife because you need to make
her happy? What what interest baser? That's your only concern?
That would be my question. She doesn't.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
She didn't even know what the Ryder Cup was.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
She's gonna get so freaking bored that you're one. I agree,
she's gonna freaking hate it. She's gonna be so bored.
Speaker 3 (05:31):
But I will say she did go get her nails
done and got them painted red for USA, so I mean,
I'm happy for that. She's starting to get into it.
She doesn't really understand golf, but I think I want
to be on the green when they're putting, because that's
where they make the money. You know, they drive it
and then they just walk away, like you can see
the drive it's going in that direction. But then it's like, oh,
(05:53):
that's it. Like putting is where you're gonna be like,
this is where you win or lose the.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Hole correct and you're on the final day, you'll see
every guy individually golfing, yes, where they play against each
other on So you think you want to get the
hole like fourteen, Try eighteen the winning hole.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
Here's the problem with eighteen. Some matches are finished before eighteen.
They're up three and two or four and one. You know,
they say it'll be tied.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
The experts all say this is gonna end in a tie,
which a team still lifts the trope. You still cheer
like you won, but.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
Europe gets to keep the trophy because they're an defending
Champ correct.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
So it could end in a tie and nobody will
have won, but the other one will still keep a trophy.
So you actually don't want to tie. No, you don't
want to tie.
Speaker 3 (06:37):
If I go all the way to New York and
there's a freaking tie, what a waste of my time.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
But I'm freaking telling you. The experts all say it's
going to end in a tie. They've run the data.
Well that sucks. I have drink prices, go for it.
Oh god, what uh ah crap, it's not even the
mixed drinks and that's what you drink. Well, what is it?
Just tell me alcoholic bed. They said, get ready to
pay an arm in La get the Ryder cup at Bethpage.
(07:05):
Mikelob Ultra. I'll go with the cheapest, micklob Ultra zero.
That's non alcoholic twelve dollars. Oh, michelob Ultra fifteen dollars.
Speaker 3 (07:16):
It's like I'm back in Vegas, man, I just got back.
I don't need those prices.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
Premium beer, which is Miller Lite bud Light sixteen dollars,
so it's a dollar more than an Ultra and a
bigger Michelobe or Miller Lite nineteen dollars. That's a twenty
ounce beer tall Boy, and then the seltzers are sixteen high.
(07:40):
Noons are sixteen If your wife's drinking that. The most
expensive beer a michelob Ultra double decker tall Boy eighteen dollars.
But that'll last you two holes. Well.
Speaker 3 (07:53):
This is from Joe Pumpleno on Twitter. The Ryder Cup
has sold hundreds of its ten thous dollars metro club
passes this weekend. The ticket includes a black car service
from New York City, access to the clubhouse, preferred first
te viewing, and all inclusive food and beverage. They will
(08:14):
also assist you in booking a helicopter or private jet
for an additional fee.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
Hi there, I'd like to participate in my food and
beverage section of the tournament today. Uh? Yeah, man.
Speaker 3 (08:24):
You see that outhouse over there, that's where you can
go get your food. What was the price ten thousand
dollars for that?
Speaker 1 (08:29):
That's not bad. Billy would do that and you get
a helic Oh my gosh, Billy dropped that in the
weekend on Broadway. That's not terrible. Would I be doing it? No?
I need to text Billy.
Speaker 3 (08:43):
I gotta say having black car service to and from
New York, that's pretty legit. So you don't have to
deal with the traffic and all that crap.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
You take the helicopter. The helicopter's additional fee. Well, we'd
for sure see you in the helicopter.
Speaker 3 (08:56):
Heck yeah, they would definitely show on TV. All here
comes someone arriving.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
Oh look at that. Yeah that's the that's lunchbox from
the sore losers, Mike. They actually only paid ten thousand
dollars for the helicopter. Let's go. Let's go back down
the hole too. Jim Bryce de Shambo eyeing his second shot.
He is playing against Rory, the perfect matchup for this
Sunday and in the hole. It's gonna be great. I'll
(09:22):
be watching all weekend except for Saturday. I got the football. Uh,
we are a sport show. I'm going to Diego Poppy
and Vanderbilt football on Saturday. You're going to the Ryder Cup.
Speaker 3 (09:33):
I'm telling you, I'm still not even sure how amazing
this is gonna because everybody I talked to, like Garrett,
Greg Jacob, they're all super jealous.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
Pardon my French, but here's what I'm confused about Yeah,
you're going Friday today. Yeah, you're not going to beth
Page till Sunday. Correct, that's the only day to Yeah, click,
you're going every day, forget beth Page. They could cancel
the tournament by Sunday.
Speaker 3 (10:00):
That's my only worry. That's another one of my worries.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
Oh my gosh, if it's a blowout. Yes, if it
is a blowout, it'll be over by one on Sunday, right,
that's my That was my worry. I thought of that
they call it off once it goes seven up.
Speaker 3 (10:18):
Yes, I could travel all the way from here to
New York, get on a train to beth Page and
I could be there for an hour and they could
be like, all right, tournament's over. It's a blowout. I
have thought about this, I've been talking about it. I'm like,
how disappointing is it going to be if I get
(10:42):
there and it is just an absolute slaughterhouse.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
In the last five it's been wherever the country's in,
that country wins, So it's been Europe USA, Europe USA,
and typically the wherever it's being played at, that country
wins by about seven and the tournament's done. It New
On a Sunday. I don't like that. Ray. I want
to get splashed in the face with champagne.
Speaker 3 (11:05):
And that's exactly what I want. I want them to
run around the crowd spraying champagne. I want them high
fiving us. I want them.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
And they said they want us to get rowdy. Are
you ready to get routy? Have your chick wear white?
You guys will be on TV.
Speaker 3 (11:20):
On see what you're saying. I think we're supposed to
wear red on Sunday.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
Dude des Shambo hits her with white to the con
straight champagne to the white chest. That would be great.
You'd be cool with that.
Speaker 3 (11:32):
Heck dude from d Chambeau. Yeah, from Justin Thomas from Jordan's.
Oh he didn't make the team.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
So are there? Like Livy Dunn the other day, you
can't risky whoa to wear white. So that's what I'm saying.
If you if your white's gonna go with white, she's
got to be prepared for all kinds of liquids and stuff.
I think red. I think we read we're supposed to
wear red. But Livvy Dunn made the mistake of wearing
white through the arms up and it looked like she
went to a mud pit and wrestled a freaking pig
(12:05):
and then went to the game and had pig pits.
Speaker 3 (12:10):
I don't care if Livedne has pig pits. She can
do whatever she wants. Because when she was up in
that suite and she was cheering on her dude, she's
screaming and there's shit. I'm like, damn, that is one
beautiful woman. Even at the lumber.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
Mill, you never have swamp pits at the end of
the day.
Speaker 3 (12:29):
That's very interesting. Why do people get swamp pits? Because
I have never got swamp pits.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
You're lucky. It's just the thing. Sometimes it's you have
too much hair under your armpits. Sometimes people are now
getting shots to actually do away with it. They get
botox on their arm pits.
Speaker 3 (12:43):
I bet it has to be super uncomfortable for girl
like self conscious, because if I saw a chick like
you said, I didn't notice a livy Dun's. I just
noticed her cheering and I was like, man, she's hot.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
What a burger bags. And her problem was she may
have not even been really sweating. I think it's so
that's why it look like pig pits. That could be in.
Speaker 3 (13:04):
Yeah, I would love the females to email in and
let us know. Do you get self conscious about the armpit, water,
the water, burger bags whatever, what.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
She's done, those normalized armpit sweating. Like, you're gonna have
more girls now wearing white. They don't care if they're
pitting out a shirt. Let's go, man, live wide open now.
I want to see a woman celebrating on Sunday at
the Ryder Cup, straight up living wide open, pits in
the air, just what a burger bag.
Speaker 3 (13:33):
Oh, there's gonna be There's gonna be some absolutely hammered females,
hammered males. There's gonna be so much action. I mean,
I can't I can't even imagine what's gonna go on
in that crowd. There's gonna be fights between the Europeans
and the Americans, and I'm gonna be there to get
it all on tape.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
And what you need to do, though, if you guys
are wearing white, right, for the love of God, we're
wearing red. I think we're supposed to wear red. Right.
If you're wearing white, you gotta do a pit cheat
on your wife just in case she celebrates and she's
got the water burger bag.
Speaker 3 (14:04):
She's not gonna know any idea what's going on.
Speaker 1 (14:06):
That's what I'm saying. So around probably three pm, we're
getting towards the eighteenth toll. Do a pitcheck. You just
stick the finger right underneath the pit. I will not.
Speaker 3 (14:14):
She can stick her finger in her own pit.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
Lizzy Dune should have done the pit check.
Speaker 3 (14:18):
We need to start the show because then we gotta
take a break. Let's start it.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
Yeah, and I'll get the cocktail prices next. Those are
all the beer. That's I want to hear the cocktails.
Let's go. Let's start the show. Let's start the show.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, what are you doing? All right? Look,
I know you're ready for me to get out of here,
so let's go. All right, we're gonna do it live, Arnold,
are you here? I'm here, ready to good fifth page?
(14:43):
Virtually be watching online? All right, We're gonna do it live.
Speaker 3 (14:46):
You don't have to watch online, Arnold. You can just
turn on the TV.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
Man. We oh the one two three, sore loser?
Speaker 3 (14:55):
What up, everybody? I am lunchbox. I know the most
about sports. I give you the sports facts, my sports opinions,
because I'm pretty much a sports genius.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
What's up? Very funny turn, I'm ut beyond Broadway with
Abby my main you know, and then lunchbox up fun
at bethpage. Oo is Beth pretty? What's up y'all? It is, says,
and I'm from the North. I'm an alpha male. I
live on the North side of Nashville with Baser, and
we live in a very nice community. It's not best page,
(15:24):
but it is very very nice. Two point two acres,
two point two kids at Vanderbilt, going to Vanderbilt. I
will be checking on the kids at the Vanderbilt football game.
Maybe a little sloppy, justin try and get us into
the doctor quarters. Check on the eggs, see if they're okay.
It'll be awesome. Cannot wait over to you, coach, but
we probably got to take your commercial. Yeah, we'll take
a break. We'll be right back, all right, let me
(15:45):
go do this. Yeah, dude, I got another email. Here
we go, where'd it go? There? It is? Thank you.
Speaker 3 (15:56):
Was listening to an old prop pod from twenty twenty
one when when you we're talking about Masters with that
other guy and you were bashing and airing your dislike
for d Shambeau wanted to know your thoughts are about
him if you ever came around as a fan considering
you're gonna go be watching him this weekend. Also, the
offer still stands where I'll ven you the money to
(16:17):
buy and wear a giant USA hat for the Ryder Cup.
If you're still going Mike from EPT, all right, man,
d Shambeau, get to your job right now.
Speaker 1 (16:28):
Whatever your employer's paying you, you ain't worth it because
you're doing side quests.
Speaker 3 (16:33):
He's just interested in the pod. I do appreciate that.
And d Shambeau is awesome.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
I have an analogy continue your.
Speaker 3 (16:43):
No no he had, like his YouTube and everything on
social media has really transformed his personality. When he was
doing all this weird, I mean, he was just weird
and strange. Now he seems to be really cool and
everybody seems to like him. He's done a complete image shift.
And I'm a fan of d Schambeau. I think it's
stupid that he's on Live. I still think Live is stupid.
(17:04):
No one cares about Live, and you guys were so
concerned about Live. It took some good players, but those
players are irrelevant now because no one gives two craps
about live. Can you tell me who won one live
tournament this year?
Speaker 1 (17:18):
There was one in Oak Grove. I want to say,
we're gonna go with friends. Ended up canceling. Oh, we
had our offer with Nick and Key Key. I don't
even know if that was this year.
Speaker 3 (17:28):
I think that was last year. I have no idea
where they even play golf. When they play golf, probably trubidoor.
Speaker 1 (17:36):
I mean maybe I have no idea. But so yes,
it's stupid. It's still stupid. They do live.
Speaker 3 (17:42):
But D Schambeau seems pretty awesome.
Speaker 1 (17:45):
D shampoo guys. Here's the analogy. When I first saw
Justin at the pool, I thought he was a tool.
People said, hey, you might like him. He's from Michigan too.
He was over there. He was drinking buds, bud heavies.
Just didn't seem like my kind of guy. They said, oh,
he's into sports too, Okay, cool. I know a lot
of people into sports. Just didn't seem like my cup
of tea. You know, look at that guy, he looks
(18:07):
like a tool. What is he from Michigan. I'm from Michigan.
I'm the guy at the pool with a Detroit hat
on I'm the Michigan Ander. Okay, Matt Justin, he's my
best friend smash cut, So never judge a book by
a cover. We've learned more about D. Shampoo. He's a
good dude. He's interesting. He's trying to hit it at
golf ball over his house, risking shattering a window that
(18:30):
he can afford to fix. He'll hit it over cars,
risking to hit the car. He does funny stuff.
Speaker 3 (18:36):
Yeah, he walks around when his master's time, just goes
around the neighborhood, goes in people's backyard, starts chipping on
their chipping green. Seems like a down to earth cool.
Speaker 1 (18:45):
Dude and the biggest props to D Shampoo. Just roll
with it, guys. Nobody knows how to pronounce the last name.
I should know. D. Chambeau is definitely a Michigan name.
Speaking of D Shampoo. When he does the thing where
he goes the local courses and there's all these losers
that are so proud of their course record and it
has lived for forty years, and he shatters their record
(19:08):
and they put his name up there. Hilarious. That's amazing.
Can you imagine our Muni that devorce would lose his
mind if his record got broken, all these all got here.
You're not been playing out here for thirty years. I
got that course record and we knew it thish and
we knew that. And hold my beer man. He would
shoot at our local MUNI. He might shoot a fifty
(19:30):
to fifty is what I would say. And in comparison,
just so you guys have the gauge, I met about
one hundred. He would shoot half of what I would shoot.
I think he could drive every single green. The first one, yes,
you know the media, I'm talking about that one. He
could drive the par five. He could almost drive that one.
He can almost drive it, dude, he could. He actually could.
(19:52):
I don't even know what we're talking about. Because it curves.
Speaker 3 (19:54):
Though, Yeah, curves a little bit dog leg.
Speaker 1 (19:57):
So that's an eagle though, because he could get it
close and then within a foot, he'd get it within
a foot. Okay, so in a foot through the first
two holes, he'd have two eagles. They go, and then
the next one. The next one's tough. It's part three, right,
But I'm saying he probably the best. He could do.
His birdy it. He's not gonna hole and want it.
(20:17):
Why is he not. Why is he not? He goes
these are the easiest. This would be. It's he could
play it left handed. You're telling me, our idiot asses
go and play the muni and we're shooting a six.
We're triple bogey to par three. You're telling me he's
gonna dunk it that terrible. I would love to know
(20:40):
he actually would get really close. He'd get really close.
And a local muny that is not very hard. It's
one hundred and ten yards us because we don't play
on the BJ tour. Justin will triple bogeye that one
hands down and.
Speaker 3 (20:55):
Will definitely hit it to the railroad tracks and chip
it short, then chip it over and then he'll throw
his claw.
Speaker 1 (21:00):
I mean, it's unbelievable.
Speaker 3 (21:02):
And and your your analogy of Justin was spot on
with the way me and Hodges met in college.
Speaker 1 (21:08):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (21:09):
We lived in the same dorm, right, he lived across
the hall and two over, and we had our first
hall meeting where the ra has us all in the
hall is talking, and of course me being mister funny,
I'm cracking jokes and making the whole whole every hall
laugh everybody, and the.
Speaker 1 (21:28):
Whole hall is like outside of their dorm rooms laughing.
Speaker 3 (21:31):
Yeah, because we're all sitting there talking and the ra's talking,
I'm cracking jokes and I said, what the deal with nuts?
Speaker 1 (21:40):
No, that's not what I said. I don't know what
I said.
Speaker 3 (21:43):
It was so long ago, but there was this guy
named John Hodges who lived across the hall and two over,
and he ended up being on my flag football team
and flag football.
Speaker 1 (21:57):
Sorry, continue, yeah, flag football. What did you think? I said? Flags? Oh?
Flags football? No, I thought you plural? No? No, no,
because it's singular. No. No, yeah, yeah, flag football my fault.
Speaker 3 (22:11):
And so he had send an email or something about hey,
we're going to practice on this day, and I was like, practice.
Speaker 1 (22:18):
What the hell is this guy talking about? Practice? Email? Practice? Practice?
Let me just show up and play the game. We're
in college, we're playing flag football, and you want to practice.
I would come up practice? Are you kidding me? AI?
We get the impression, thank you.
Speaker 3 (22:34):
And so we ended up playing on the flag football
team together and became best of friends. And he was like, man,
I gotta tell you something. I'm like, yeah, what is it?
Speaker 1 (22:42):
John?
Speaker 3 (22:43):
He goes, you know, that first night when we had
the hall meeting and Angela the ra is out there
talking and you wouldn't shut up. Attractive now short, she's
probably about four to nine, but.
Speaker 1 (22:56):
Like pound for pound in her time, like now, she's
probably not a try. But in that moment, was she attractive.
Speaker 3 (23:02):
I wouldn't say she was attracted, like super attractive. Like
would I have slept with her just because she was
older and she was in my dorm? Yes, Ray, I
throw it back, But she wouldn't have been my favorite.
She wouldn't been my number one choice on that hall.
Speaker 1 (23:15):
You'd have chose the dude. No, No, I had girls
on my hall. Really, I had a co ed Yes,
I thought it was just the RA that was a woman.
Speaker 3 (23:24):
No, I had females straight across the hall. Females across
the hall, one to the left and two to the left,
the one right next door to my left.
Speaker 1 (23:33):
Females. See South Beach lived at a progressive dorm and
his was even divided by floors.
Speaker 3 (23:38):
Oh no, ours was absolutely co ed. Every room, same
rooms too. No, no, no, guys couldn't have the same.
But I'm saying like it was like I had.
Speaker 1 (23:47):
Me filed my roommate mom.
Speaker 3 (23:51):
She had come home with the hottest chick. But Uh,
there was a the one guy next to me in
his roommate. The guy's name was Jamal, and I don't
know what roommate's name was, but I remember they lived
next door to me on my right. But those were
the only two dudes within six.
Speaker 1 (24:06):
Doors of me. I'm trying to sleep. It was awesome, dude,
I'm trying to sleep.
Speaker 3 (24:12):
You had uh, you had Amy and Grace right like
over there, you had Andrea and Christina, you had Windy.
Speaker 1 (24:22):
I mean, you had them all. It was awesome. That's great.
It was so cool. It was so cool. You had
Lily and Pilly at the very end of the hall
accidentally going the shower at the same time you had
your own shower in your room. Okay, that was why
you could have co ed. But you go sorry, I
didn't see you there with the soap and the shower on.
I should have looked for some telltale signs of somebody
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in the shower. My apology. I am sorry about that.
Speaker 3 (24:47):
So when you've walked in the dorm of Chisholm Hall
over at UTSA, the the desk is right there, and
I was on the first floor. You take a right,
go down the stairs, first door on the left.
Speaker 1 (24:56):
Lily and Pilly.
Speaker 3 (24:58):
You were below ground, Yeah, I guess. I mean I
was on the I was the bottom floor. You had
to walk up steps to walk in, and then you
walk back down to get to my room. And then
you had Vanessa and what was the other girl's name
that lived right next door to me? Whatever, it doesn't matter.
I had girls everywhere. Let's just put that one. So
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later on John and I become friends.
Speaker 1 (25:22):
He's like, man, I got the chicks, and you friended
a dude. Trust me.
Speaker 3 (25:25):
I was friends with the chicks too. I had Andrea
and Wendy. They would put they would do. They would
do my sheets for me and put them on my bed.
When I needed a paper typed up because I was
so slightly they were like, oh, this is so painful
to watch.
Speaker 1 (25:38):
Let us type it for you.
Speaker 3 (25:39):
And they would just sit there and type it on
the computer for me because I was so slow, and
I'd be like, thanks, guys.
Speaker 1 (25:44):
Thanks man. I mean I think I think my sheet's shrunk.
Speaker 3 (25:46):
They don't fit on my bed anymore. Oh, come here,
let us do that for you. And they put the
sheets on my bed.
Speaker 1 (25:51):
Man, that's amazing.
Speaker 3 (25:55):
Yeah, still friends with them to this day. But anyway,
so later John tells me he goes man. After the
first hall meeting, I'll tell you what. I went back
in that room with Freddy. Freddy was his roommate, and
I told Freddy, someone's gotta kick that Gibbles guy's ass.
He talks too much, and then smashed. We were roommates
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the next year.
Speaker 1 (26:17):
What up?
Speaker 3 (26:18):
And we're still friends to this day. We still hit
each other up. He lives outside of Dallas. Now we
say Hi, what up? We get together when we can.
Speaker 1 (26:25):
It's a great day to be alive co ed dorms. Dude,
I missed out on that. Dude, did miss out on that.
It was fantastic. But then my junior year I transferred
from Chicago, the private Christian school to Texas State. Yeah,
South Beach lived in a dorm, but we also had
an apartment off campus that I had. But South Beach
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came into the apartment and there's four doors, four rooms.
One of the doors was just wide open, and we
never had a fourth roommate. Oh, so he just that
was his room. Smart. He never had a kearning so
his or just always stayed open and for the entire semester,
they never filled it with another person. South Beach lived
there for entirely for free. That's pretty and cross. So
we also had his dorm on campus. It was co ed,
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and I was a junior and it was actually a
freshman dorm, a little too old to be there. But
I'd never bro I was non traditional, so I'd never
seen a chicken a dorm, so I'd go over just
when i'd work at the gas station late. I would
stay the night at his dorm room, and that next
day it was just like, oh, freaking chick on the floor.
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Whoa chicks and towel just chicks every floor in the
common area. They would come down doing their hair in towels.
This wild man. I only saw this on spring break.
That's what college I mean.
Speaker 3 (27:43):
Let me tell you one time I went to visit
my sister at Southwest Texas now Texas State, and she
had a co ed dorm, but it was separate floors,
like one floor was girls, next floor was dudes.
Speaker 1 (27:53):
Right, and that was South Beaches, but you could meet
up in the common areas well.
Speaker 3 (27:57):
Yes, So I'm going to visit my sister and it's
one night and she's like, I was, like, I gotta
go to the bathroom and we're walking into her room.
Speaker 1 (28:05):
She goes, well, this is only the girls floor, but.
Speaker 3 (28:10):
I don't I don't know how to get you up
to the guys. I't to just let you go in here.
She's like, I'll stand guard. She looks in the bathroom.
There's no one in there, right, I'm all right cool.
So I go in there and I'm taking a piss,
and all of a sudden, two girls walk in the bathroom.
Speaker 1 (28:30):
It's awesome, and I'm like, what the hell is going
on in here?
Speaker 3 (28:35):
I'm like, uh, present, I thought you were supposed to
be watching the door, right, So I have to hop
up on I just had to sit down on the
toilet and wait.
Speaker 1 (28:48):
No, no, there's no none of that. I know you
have to go poop.
Speaker 3 (28:50):
I just had to pee, but my sister abandoned me
in the women's bathroom. A little bit of gas, and I'm.
Speaker 1 (28:58):
Like, oh my god, I'm going to prison. They're gonna the.
Speaker 3 (29:00):
Campus security's gonna be called, and I'm gonna be arrested
for being in the freaking women's bathroom.
Speaker 1 (29:04):
Sally, did you have those breakfast burritos too? Yep? Like
I'm like, what if they're in there to take a shower.
Did you have any of those tiketos in the breakfast line?
I think I'm almost finished up. Oh, I just got
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another stomach ache, Jill, I'm just about finished. Just one more,
one more? All done? Okay, I'll meet you out there
in the common area. Are you almost done? Yeah? I
think I still got a little bit of a tummy
ache from those burritos. A good thing. Nobody else is
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in here. Oh, it smells like a dumpster. All right,
I'll come out with you. Yes, So they leave. I'm like,
I gotta get out of here.
Speaker 3 (30:05):
The only problem is I don't know where my sister's
dorm room is because this is the first time I've
ever been there.
Speaker 1 (30:11):
Sounds like we're going knocking on doors. So I come.
Speaker 3 (30:14):
I peecked my head out of the girls bathroom and
I'm looking. I'm like, I have no idea where to go.
I look laugh nothing, look right, nothing, look we're laugh nothing,
look right, And my sister peeks.
Speaker 1 (30:27):
Her head out of her room goes come over here. Yeah,
war was Sis standing guard. And I get in a
room and I said, what the hell happened? Where did
you go? I've never heard a girl go in the
bathroom before. She said, I got nervous. I got nervous.
I had to get out of there. She I was like,
so when they walked up to the door, you didn't think, Hey,
my brother's in here, going to the bathroom. Just wait
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a minute, she goes. I panicked. I panicked. I just
left ours. You could get expelled if you had alcohol
in it, much less at chick. If you had a chick,
you're done. That's adultery.
Speaker 3 (30:59):
I don't think it's a adultry, but it's a sin.
Maybe in your college. We'll take a break. We right back.
Speaker 1 (31:07):
You fill a buster. I want to look up drink
prices for the extra.
Speaker 3 (31:10):
I'm gonna fill a buster. I just got a text
from my wife's saying my bag is packed.
Speaker 1 (31:17):
Here we come. Ruder cup Yeah, and I'm no, no,
no writer r y d e R. She put r
U d er. She thinks it's ruders.
Speaker 3 (31:28):
Well, I don't think she understands what it is. I
don't think she has any idea. But I'm excited, man,
And I'm gonna tell you what. We haven't been able
to play golf around here. It finally rained. It rained
all week. I thought I was gonna get a round
in to, you know, kind of get the feels for,
you know, what it's like to smack that ball like
they're gonna do at the Ryder Cup. And I know
people are tired of hearing about the Ryder Cup, but
that's where we're going this weekend, so you got to
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hear about it.
Speaker 1 (31:51):
What are you looking for? It's actually pretty much the
exact same price Tito's and vodka. It's called the All
American Transfusion twenty bucks. Same as a beer, tall Boy beer, okay, mulligan. Yeah,
oh that's a good name. Bourbon black tea lemonade nineteen
fifty not bad? What about a birdie not on there?
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Dark and stormy. Oh that's what the forecast was yesterday.
It rained a lot rum ginger beer, lime garnish seventeen fifty.
This might be your best bet. I bet your chick
likes this one. Cherry fair Way fizz lemonade, moonshine, cherry lime,
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and then a rubber duck is in it for seventeen fifty.
Speaker 3 (32:37):
What's the rubber duck for?
Speaker 1 (32:38):
Just for like something you take home for the kids. Oh, souvenir. Yeah,
it's the only three that comes with a souvenir.
Speaker 3 (32:43):
So they put the rubber duck in there so that way,
if you have multiple kids, they know you're gonna to
buy multiple because you can't come home with just one
rubber duck.
Speaker 1 (32:49):
Oh, limited edition Ryder Cup rubber Duck, it'll be gone
by Sunday. Yeah, they're not going to have that. Dan
and then Bloody Mary Margarita mule seventeen fair. I don't
do Bloody Mary. I gotta say I don't. I don't.
These people that wrote this article sensationalized the tad. They said,
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crazy drink prices at the Ryder Cup. I mean, aren't
most drinks like eighteen bucks?
Speaker 3 (33:15):
Yeah, when you go out, like when you go to
these cities that are tourist traps, when you go to Vegas,
when you come to Nashville, when you go to the
main thoroughfare, its like Broadway, the Strip, things like that.
That's how much drinks are nowadays.
Speaker 1 (33:28):
You just paid Vegas prices.
Speaker 3 (33:29):
I just paid Vegas prices. And well, actually the guy
sitting to let me at the blackjack table played Vegas
prices because he's the one that went to the bar
and bought us a whole round because the cocktail waitress
was nowhere to be found. But other restaurants and stuff
of Margarita's nineteen dollars. It's like, what the how is
a Margarita nineteen dollars?
Speaker 1 (33:46):
It's just stupid. And what a drunk move by the
guy at the Blackjaye table, because those are for sure
his winnings. That's one of those you wake up the
next day, great, I won two hundred dollars in the
drinks were one hundred and seventy five. Cool. That was
an idiot move on my part.
Speaker 3 (33:59):
But I think he gets a lot of comped rooms
and stuff because he comes five times a year. He's
from Seattle area, and it's only an hour and a
half flight, he said, And so him and his wife
will just be like, you want to do something this week, Yeah,
let's just let's go to Vegas and.
Speaker 1 (34:12):
They'll leave it.
Speaker 3 (34:12):
They they'll plan it on a Thursday and they'll just
call up the Vedara and they'll get free rooms and
free breakfast because he comes sometimes for work with sometimes
and then they came to Nashville for the first time
here for business or pleasure, and he goes and I
think that may be my wife's favorite now over Vegas.
So she'll be like, Oh, let's go to Nashville this weekend.
So we'll be in Nashville, you know, a couple of weekends.
Speaker 1 (34:32):
That's a hell of a pitch for the convention.
Speaker 3 (34:34):
And I'm like, that's what I'm talking about. And I
saw Wesley just he's going, he's going his first convention ever.
We'll be CC five cee CE five.
Speaker 1 (34:46):
And also a little bit of pressure there. I mean,
it's a fun time, dude, but we're not like gonna
guarantee to.
Speaker 3 (34:52):
No, no, we're guaranteeing it's gonna be a fun time.
Speaker 1 (34:54):
I need to know, like get guaranteed, like threes here.
Speaker 3 (34:58):
It is Loker coming he hadn't been in about six years,
Is Miguel coming back?
Speaker 1 (35:03):
Is Brie Bay? Is who else? The one? Bay just
went to Cleveland Indians game and she and they were
playing the Tigers, and she goes continuing the Sisson Ray
Mundo birthday.
Speaker 3 (35:19):
Except for she actually saw a Tigers win. Correct, they'd
want lost nine in a row until then.
Speaker 1 (35:24):
Yeah, so now they're back even with the Guardian. Yes,
right now it's Astros Guardians Tigers so bad and Red
soize the Astro.
Speaker 3 (35:32):
I mean, like, Astros have choked away a big lead,
but the Guardians have vomited all over themselves.
Speaker 1 (35:40):
Not the Guardian, you're saying their own team, Tigers. Tigers
vomited all over their nuts, like the Astros puked all
over their bed.
Speaker 3 (35:48):
No one is talking about the Astros collapse because the
Tigers collapse has been so much bigger.
Speaker 1 (35:53):
Well, and then the Astros they go to the A's
all they had to do was sweep them and they
had pretty much made the playoffs and they lost. They
lost six to nothing every game. Oh my god, guys,
tell you had to do his beat the lowly a'es
like it is. It's unbelievable how it just goes. But
here's where it gets interesting. Tigers will probably have schoo
ball on Sunday, but they play Boston at Fenway, and
Boston's fighting for the playoffs.
Speaker 3 (36:15):
So Boston here, here's the one thing. I think Boston
clinches if they win one more game, So then they're
gonna arrest everybody. Why wouldn't you, Why wouldn't you keep
a team out of the playoffs. You're not gonna put
your ace out there to play a game when you
want to save your ace for the playoffs.
Speaker 1 (36:28):
I agree with you on that one. But Tigers really
have to win tonight and tomorrow because school ball or
they schoo ball is going on Sunday. Let's say that's
a Tigers win. Scoop Ball sucks. He is not very
good anymore. Well if he's.
Speaker 3 (36:42):
If Garrett Crochet is not the cy Young Award winner,
it's stupid. Scoop Ball has been getting rocked for the
last month and a half.
Speaker 1 (36:49):
Get him out of here. Well we know skeens in
Libby dun One SI on the other shoe, Oh yeah,
for sure.
Speaker 3 (36:55):
And I mean last night I'm sitting there, I was
having a bigger collapse than the Tiger.
Speaker 1 (37:00):
You were sweating it. Oh my gosh.
Speaker 3 (37:02):
All I do is win in sore Losers. Fantasy football
league has Jackson Smith in Jigma.
Speaker 1 (37:08):
At the half he had point two points. Glad we
didn't draft him, and I'm like, what are we doing?
Midway through the third quarter, gets how many points? He had?
Point two points? They weren't going to him, they weren't doing.
Speaker 3 (37:22):
Anything in his direction, and then all of a sudden,
ten yard pass, eleven yard pass, twenty yard pass, who
were they throwing to before him?
Speaker 1 (37:33):
They were just running the ball with Sharbonet and and
Walker is the third carbon At and lou Walker and
finally then they get they tied up because they started
playing conservative, and the Cardinals go down and tie it up,
and they throw like a twenty five yard bomb, a
freaking in jigma. He catches it on the sideline and
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dives out of bounds. Let's freaking go.
Speaker 3 (38:00):
He ended up with eleven points after having point two
and a half time.
Speaker 1 (38:04):
And that's how I started off. My I was wo Yeah,
we were excited as well. Me and Justin. We woke
up not together, separate places. He was on the west side,
I was north of town. And Trey Benson, the fill
in for James Connor since he passed away, didn't do anything.
I mean, he had no touchdown, he got a little
bit of yards, some catches. Seven points. I'll take it
for a guy that's getting all the carries gladly. I
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will take seven points that were playing against.
Speaker 3 (38:28):
Yeah, Benson didn't really do much. And random kid Cody
just texted me and he said they might as well
have paired Scheffler up with one of us. How bad
Henley is.
Speaker 1 (38:38):
Who could they have picked instead of Henley? Probably Henley
was hot. Man, that's playing good. What about Spum He
Spond's there he is? Yeah, Okay, we can get any
other Americans that could pay him up.
Speaker 3 (38:51):
We don't really have any good American golfers anymore.
Speaker 1 (38:53):
Man, does he not play golfing? I don't think Bubba
plays golf anymore. That dude hadn't.
Speaker 3 (38:57):
I mean, god, I don't know whin the last time
he played golf was.
Speaker 1 (38:59):
He's terrible. Dustin Johnson, don't know where he is. Ricky Vowler,
Ricky Voler, I don't know has he ever won a tournament?
Jason Day? We could have put any of those guys.
Jason Day is not American, right, He's Australian, lives here?
He does? Maybe doesn't.
Speaker 3 (39:16):
I don't think he does. Man, I really don't know.
But yeah, anything else you want to talk? Oh, I
need to tell you about some locks.
Speaker 2 (39:22):
Man.
Speaker 3 (39:22):
Yeah, I don't know what we're doing here. How is
Jackson Dart starting his first Here's the only problem. Jackson
Dart is starting his first game. You have no idea
what to expect. But he's a rookie quarterback starting in
the NFL, and.
Speaker 1 (39:35):
He's already one of the top three favorites to win
Rookie of the Year as a rookie, right, but he
has never played. Guys, there's already a body of work
for Injigba and Trey Warren and Jingba has been in
the league for like three years.
Speaker 3 (39:51):
Abuka Muki, Yeah, Abuki Buki, both from LSU. Yes, they
are way ahead of him. But he's gonna have stats
because he's gonna play the rest of the way, supposedly
if he doesn't get hurt behind that terrible Giants offensive line.
But here's the thing. He's starting his first NFL game
against the Los Angeles Chargers, and if anybody has watched
the Chargers these first few weeks of the season, that
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line is stronger than the US military. And their defense
looks absolutely disgusting.
Speaker 1 (40:22):
What about they're three hundred pounders protecting Herbert. He doesn't
get touched. He's cleaner in a tablecloth at freaking down
the road at Bakersfield. That's what I mean. I don't
understand how they're they Plazio.
Speaker 3 (40:35):
They beat the Chiefs, they smacked around the Chiefs, they
shut Patrick Mahomes down. The Chiefs went into New York
last week and were favored by six points, one by eleven,
and they.
Speaker 1 (40:47):
Won by eleven.
Speaker 3 (40:49):
How are the Chargers only favored by six points going
into New York? They beat the Chiefs, They're a better
team than the Chiefs, and it's the same spread with
a rookie quarterback starting his first NFL game. I understand
it might be a letdown because the Chargers started out
with the Chiefs, the freaking Raidas and the Broncos three
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division games. But guys, Jackson Dart, I understand its dynamics.
It is exciting.
Speaker 1 (41:18):
You're gonna take the Chargers minus six, take it to
the bank, and also drop that thing down to three points.
You don't even have to watch the game. Why not
tease it down? I would you mess with the sixth?
You could?
Speaker 3 (41:32):
You could tease it down and then another one. I
just it really is confusing me. You should have got
it earlier in the week, in five and a half.
That's where I got it. That's where I took it.
But the Green Bay Packers are traveling to Dallas, Dallas
without seed lamb Dallas who can't even rush the quarterback,
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Dallas who can't cover a kid with a blanket, let
alone a wide receiver. They can't cover anything. They can't
even cover their face with a mask if it was mandated.
Speaker 1 (42:07):
They can't cover a woman in an alley with a
blanket when you kidnapp it.
Speaker 3 (42:10):
When their number two wide receiver is Cavante, Turbin or Turpin,
I don't even know his name.
Speaker 1 (42:17):
And who's the other guy they have? Ric o'dodele, no
Dodells somewhere else? Uh Turpin? And Javante he's hurt? Who
Javonte Williams they have him? Yeah, But if you think
they're gonna be able to do anything against that Green
Bay Packers defense, they are gonna be going up and
down the field. The Chicago Bears blew the Cowboys out,
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and the Packers are way better than the Cowboys, or
way better than the Bears. I hate to say it.
Speaker 3 (42:43):
I took it at five and a half, but you
can get the Packers minus seven. I don't know if
the Cowboys are gonna score more than ten points.
Speaker 1 (42:50):
Good luck. They couldn't even move the ball against the Bears,
who have a terrible defense. Take the Packers minus seven
and take it to the bank. One more for you, right, Yeah?
Let me start to bet again. Yeah, Danny Dimes is
gonna come back down to earth. Danny Dimes is undefeated.
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The Indianapolis Colts are undefeated. Give me a break. They
ain't that good.
Speaker 3 (43:18):
They're going to Los Angeles. They're gonna play a Rams
team that's actually really freaking good. Should have beat the Eagles,
but a couple like three missed field goals, block field goals,
whatever you want to call it. I don't know exactly
what happened. They had that game in the bag, and
you think they're gonna let the Colts come in there
and beat them. You're gonna take the Los Angeles Rams
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to bring the Colts back down to earth minus three
and a half.
Speaker 1 (43:43):
Take it to the bank. Make you some money. What's
Vandy like four touchdowns against Utah State? Oh yeah, I
don't know about that. Actually, maybe it's twenty Okay, yeah,
anything else you got to say. Man, I was gonna
give a lock, but I just remembered I don't know
any of the betting lines, So I only knew that
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one because I clicked on the website when I was
purchasing the tickets.
Speaker 3 (44:07):
Okay, everybody have a great weekend. I will be in
New York. Ray will be at Vanderbilt Stadium.
Speaker 1 (44:13):
Do you know the name. I don't know the name
of it. First Bank.
Speaker 3 (44:15):
Just learn that First Bank Stadium. Look for Ray on TV.
There will not be a pod Monday.
Speaker 1 (44:21):
Baser was trying to find us a brunch spot right
next to the stadium. Nothing opens before eleven for the game. Really, Yeah,
so we had to go to a dough McDonald's. Hello, McDonald's,
got it. That place is open before.
Speaker 3 (44:38):
Alright, I gotta catch up playing. Guys, have a great weekend.
Let me make you some money. I'm telling you what
to bet. It's that easy. I gave you some hitters
last weekend. I gave you the Chiefs. I gave you
the Bears. They both hit You're building your bank account.
Speaker 1 (44:50):
Let's go.
Speaker 3 (44:51):
Christmas is right around the corner. You got to get
the electronicals for the kids. Listen to me build that
bank roll.
Speaker 1 (45:00):
Justin was wondering if he can sneak in a bottle
of skull into the football stadium. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (45:04):
What he could really do is like, uh, tape it
on the back of his legs.
Speaker 1 (45:08):
I was saying, cowboy boots and then you just hide
it in the cowboy boot so we don't have to
pay drink prices inside this. Oh that's smart too.
Speaker 3 (45:14):
Yeah, I just got a text from someone USA, USA, USA.
Speaker 1 (45:19):
He sneaks a skull bottle into the same place that
he works, Vanderbilt. Yeah, maybe a bad luck. Hey, man,
don't you work here? Can give me your badge? You're done.
That's a way to go out. The one time we
go to a basketball game, he didn't. He had to have, like,
prove your COVID vaccine. He pulls up the website.
Speaker 3 (45:40):
Here, let me show you the data. Sir, we're not
allowed to look at people's medical records.
Yelling it louder. Check check, check, there we go. I
started it? Oh you did? Yeah, well crap, my mic
wasn't even on. Here we go.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Let's go US Hey, USA, USA, Usay, dude, I can't
believe I'm getting on an aeroplane today and I'm heading
to the Big freaking Apple.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
You guys flying private? No, the big Cat. You ever
heard of him? He's a talk show guy. Yeah, yeah,
he's for the barstool. He flies private on a barstool
in a plane.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
Uh, barstool flies. They're telling around on planes.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
Yeah, and we can't even get one hundred dollars program
to switch the cameras, right.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
That's why we don't do cameras a lot, because it
distracts and it's hard to flip back and forth when
someone is talking, and it's just rough.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
It's rough, and it's not as conversational. I feel like
both of us are trying for the punchline, and I'm
not much of a punchline. Your punchlines has been struggling.
You're not a stand up comic, so like when you're
doing cameras, it's like, okay, I got thirty seconds to
hit a punchline. Well, I missed it.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
Great, Yeah, that's my fault and we got an email lunch.
God is my witness. I will order you a giant
foam American hat to wear during the Ryder Cup. Guarantee
you will be shown on TV numerous times if you
wear one, great for the pod. If you wear a
sore loser's tea along for free exposure. Ray and Arnold
would have would go nuts to do it. And I
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know you're not shy. What do we need to do
to get you to wear one? Mike from EPT, I
have no idea where EPT could be.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
That is Erie, Pennsylvania? No, I think he nailed it.
No PT. What is PT? Eastern Pacific Time? Et e
e e e e is the weirdest letter to start
a city. Yeah? What letters besides England? What? Oh? East
(01:59):
Plano text? There you go? Uh?
Speaker 3 (02:02):
Is there any other states to start with?
Speaker 1 (02:03):
Tea? Well? Crazy? You said Tennessee South Beach is from
Plano and the east side is the rich side. West
side is lower income. Didn't know that? So he's from
the East Plano, Texas? Yeah, EPT, East wealthy side.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
Okay, here's the problem, Mike, I would have I should
have read this email earlier. And that had been great.
But I don't know how I would have got that
thing to New York. Like, it's really cool and a
great idea, but flying on an airplane, I don't know
how you carry that on where you put it. I
would have loved it. That had been great. I would
have worn it. I'd have done it. But getting it
to and fro not that easy. Maybe if you could
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send it to my hotel in New York, No, that'd
be great.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Tuned into the golf this morning before the big show.
A lot of hills, Man, make sure you pack your hookahs. Ray,
I'm not a hookah guy. I'm more of a what
do I have on? Brooks? I got Brooks on?
Speaker 3 (03:00):
I ad read Well, I don't get paid to wear them,
so that's okay. Yeah, I'm a little worried. I'm gonna
be sore come Monday. End of the day, Sunday, I'm
gonna be exhausted. I read that there's gonna be two
hundred and fifty thousand people that enter those gates this weekend.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
Not a record, you know, it's a record. Not to
steal your thunder if permission granted, Yeah, go ahead. Boomer
is headed to Zach Bryan at the Big House this
weekend in the University of Michigan. Yes, and the all
time both teams on buys Michigan State Michigan. So the
campus is wide open for these people, the concertgoers. They
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are going for one hundred and twelve thousand people watching
Zach Bryan. A football game is one hundred and seven thousand.
They throw five thousand people on the field. That's how
they get the record. It will be the most people
ever attending a count not country, any genre music in America.
(03:57):
One hundred and twelve thousand. Really, Yeah, I looked up
when he was at Knoxville and I went it was
one hundred. No, it was eighty seven thousand. That's not
that many. And we were on the field too, So
that's how much bigger the Big House is than Knoxville Stadium. Dang,
that's crazy. One hundred and twelve thousand. Well, I understand that.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
I just am worrying now that I've read two hundred
and fifty thousand people.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
It's more than that, right, No, No, for the whole weekend,
that's not impressive. Freaking Broadway they say like a million
people come every weekend.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
My question is am I gonna be seven deep at
every hole. Am I even gonna get to see the players?
Speaker 1 (04:33):
I was watching it right now, but you're not there.
Not a good example. I would have seen you it
just by a hole. They's just stragglers. It's seven am noon.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
I just worry that on Sunday that's gonna be the
most packed. And that's my only thing about a golf fernment.
I always say, oh, you don't want to go on
Sunday at the Master's because you're gonna be twenty five deep.
I could be end up being the two only five
deep where I can't even see the players, And I
think I don't want to be at the tea box.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
I want to be on the green. I'm not the
person to tell I've never been to a golf tournament.
Speaker 3 (05:10):
No, no, I'm just saying this is my I'm talking.
I'm spitballing with you here.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
Well, you spitball your wife because you need to make
her happy? What what interest baser? That's your only concern?
That would be my question. She doesn't.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
She didn't even know what the Ryder Cup was.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
She's gonna get so freaking bored that you're one. I agree,
she's gonna freaking hate it. She's gonna be so bored.
Speaker 3 (05:31):
But I will say she did go get her nails
done and got them painted red for USA, so I mean,
I'm happy for that. She's starting to get into it.
She doesn't really understand golf, but I think I want
to be on the green when they're putting, because that's
where they make the money. You know, they drive it
and then they just walk away, like you can see
the drive it's going in that direction. But then it's like, oh,
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that's it. Like putting is where you're gonna be like,
this is where you win or lose the.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Hole correct and you're on the final day, you'll see
every guy individually golfing, yes, where they play against each
other on So you think you want to get the
hole like fourteen, Try eighteen the winning hole.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
Here's the problem with eighteen. Some matches are finished before eighteen.
They're up three and two or four and one. You know,
they say it'll be tied.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
The experts all say this is gonna end in a tie,
which a team still lifts the trope. You still cheer
like you won, but.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
Europe gets to keep the trophy because they're an defending
Champ correct.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
So it could end in a tie and nobody will
have won, but the other one will still keep a trophy.
So you actually don't want to tie. No, you don't
want to tie.
Speaker 3 (06:37):
If I go all the way to New York and
there's a freaking tie, what a waste of my time.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
But I'm freaking telling you. The experts all say it's
going to end in a tie. They've run the data.
Well that sucks. I have drink prices, go for it.
Oh god, what uh ah crap, it's not even the
mixed drinks and that's what you drink. Well, what is it?
Just tell me alcoholic bed. They said, get ready to
pay an arm in La get the Ryder cup at Bethpage.
(07:05):
Mikelob Ultra. I'll go with the cheapest, micklob Ultra zero.
That's non alcoholic twelve dollars. Oh, michelob Ultra fifteen dollars.
Speaker 3 (07:16):
It's like I'm back in Vegas, man, I just got back.
I don't need those prices.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
Premium beer, which is Miller Lite bud Light sixteen dollars,
so it's a dollar more than an Ultra and a
bigger Michelobe or Miller Lite nineteen dollars. That's a twenty
ounce beer tall Boy, and then the seltzers are sixteen high.
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Noons are sixteen If your wife's drinking that. The most
expensive beer a michelob Ultra double decker tall Boy eighteen dollars.
But that'll last you two holes. Well.
Speaker 3 (07:53):
This is from Joe Pumpleno on Twitter. The Ryder Cup
has sold hundreds of its ten thous dollars metro club
passes this weekend. The ticket includes a black car service
from New York City, access to the clubhouse, preferred first
te viewing, and all inclusive food and beverage. They will
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also assist you in booking a helicopter or private jet
for an additional fee.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
Hi there, I'd like to participate in my food and
beverage section of the tournament today. Uh? Yeah, man.
Speaker 3 (08:24):
You see that outhouse over there, that's where you can
go get your food. What was the price ten thousand
dollars for that?
Speaker 1 (08:29):
That's not bad. Billy would do that and you get
a helic Oh my gosh, Billy dropped that in the
weekend on Broadway. That's not terrible. Would I be doing it? No?
I need to text Billy.
Speaker 3 (08:43):
I gotta say having black car service to and from
New York, that's pretty legit. So you don't have to
deal with the traffic and all that crap.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
You take the helicopter. The helicopter's additional fee. Well, we'd
for sure see you in the helicopter.
Speaker 3 (08:56):
Heck yeah, they would definitely show on TV. All here
comes someone arriving.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
Oh look at that. Yeah that's the that's lunchbox from
the sore losers, Mike. They actually only paid ten thousand
dollars for the helicopter. Let's go. Let's go back down
the hole too. Jim Bryce de Shambo eyeing his second shot.
He is playing against Rory, the perfect matchup for this
Sunday and in the hole. It's gonna be great. I'll
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be watching all weekend except for Saturday. I got the football. Uh,
we are a sport show. I'm going to Diego Poppy
and Vanderbilt football on Saturday. You're going to the Ryder Cup.
Speaker 3 (09:33):
I'm telling you, I'm still not even sure how amazing
this is gonna because everybody I talked to, like Garrett,
Greg Jacob, they're all super jealous.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
Pardon my French, but here's what I'm confused about Yeah,
you're going Friday today. Yeah, you're not going to beth
Page till Sunday. Correct, that's the only day to Yeah, click,
you're going every day, forget beth Page. They could cancel
the tournament by Sunday.
Speaker 3 (10:00):
That's my only worry. That's another one of my worries.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
Oh my gosh, if it's a blowout. Yes, if it
is a blowout, it'll be over by one on Sunday, right,
that's my That was my worry. I thought of that
they call it off once it goes seven up.
Speaker 3 (10:18):
Yes, I could travel all the way from here to
New York, get on a train to beth Page and
I could be there for an hour and they could
be like, all right, tournament's over. It's a blowout. I
have thought about this, I've been talking about it. I'm like,
how disappointing is it going to be if I get
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there and it is just an absolute slaughterhouse.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
In the last five it's been wherever the country's in,
that country wins, So it's been Europe USA, Europe USA,
and typically the wherever it's being played at, that country
wins by about seven and the tournament's done. It New
On a Sunday. I don't like that. Ray. I want
to get splashed in the face with champagne.
Speaker 3 (11:05):
And that's exactly what I want. I want them to
run around the crowd spraying champagne. I want them high
fiving us. I want them.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
And they said they want us to get rowdy. Are
you ready to get routy? Have your chick wear white?
You guys will be on TV.
Speaker 3 (11:20):
On see what you're saying. I think we're supposed to
wear red on Sunday.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
Dude des Shambo hits her with white to the con
straight champagne to the white chest. That would be great.
You'd be cool with that.
Speaker 3 (11:32):
Heck dude from d Chambeau. Yeah, from Justin Thomas from Jordan's.
Oh he didn't make the team.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
So are there? Like Livy Dunn the other day, you
can't risky whoa to wear white. So that's what I'm saying.
If you if your white's gonna go with white, she's
got to be prepared for all kinds of liquids and stuff.
I think red. I think we read we're supposed to
wear red. But Livvy Dunn made the mistake of wearing
white through the arms up and it looked like she
went to a mud pit and wrestled a freaking pig
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and then went to the game and had pig pits.
Speaker 3 (12:10):
I don't care if Livedne has pig pits. She can
do whatever she wants. Because when she was up in
that suite and she was cheering on her dude, she's
screaming and there's shit. I'm like, damn, that is one
beautiful woman. Even at the lumber.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
Mill, you never have swamp pits at the end of
the day.
Speaker 3 (12:29):
That's very interesting. Why do people get swamp pits? Because
I have never got swamp pits.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
You're lucky. It's just the thing. Sometimes it's you have
too much hair under your armpits. Sometimes people are now
getting shots to actually do away with it. They get
botox on their arm pits.
Speaker 3 (12:43):
I bet it has to be super uncomfortable for girl
like self conscious, because if I saw a chick like
you said, I didn't notice a livy Dun's. I just
noticed her cheering and I was like, man, she's hot.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
What a burger bags. And her problem was she may
have not even been really sweating. I think it's so
that's why it look like pig pits. That could be in.
Speaker 3 (13:04):
Yeah, I would love the females to email in and
let us know. Do you get self conscious about the armpit, water,
the water, burger bags whatever, what.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
She's done, those normalized armpit sweating. Like, you're gonna have
more girls now wearing white. They don't care if they're
pitting out a shirt. Let's go, man, live wide open now.
I want to see a woman celebrating on Sunday at
the Ryder Cup, straight up living wide open, pits in
the air, just what a burger bag.
Speaker 3 (13:33):
Oh, there's gonna be There's gonna be some absolutely hammered females,
hammered males. There's gonna be so much action. I mean,
I can't I can't even imagine what's gonna go on
in that crowd. There's gonna be fights between the Europeans
and the Americans, and I'm gonna be there to get
it all on tape.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
And what you need to do, though, if you guys
are wearing white, right, for the love of God, we're
wearing red. I think we're supposed to wear red. Right.
If you're wearing white, you gotta do a pit cheat
on your wife just in case she celebrates and she's
got the water burger bag.
Speaker 3 (14:04):
She's not gonna know any idea what's going on.
Speaker 1 (14:06):
That's what I'm saying. So around probably three pm, we're
getting towards the eighteenth toll. Do a pitcheck. You just
stick the finger right underneath the pit. I will not.
Speaker 3 (14:14):
She can stick her finger in her own pit.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
Lizzy Dune should have done the pit check.
Speaker 3 (14:18):
We need to start the show because then we gotta
take a break. Let's start it.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
Yeah, and I'll get the cocktail prices next. Those are
all the beer. That's I want to hear the cocktails.
Let's go. Let's start the show. Let's start the show.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, what are you doing? All right? Look,
I know you're ready for me to get out of here,
so let's go. All right, we're gonna do it live, Arnold,
are you here? I'm here, ready to good fifth page?
(14:43):
Virtually be watching online? All right, We're gonna do it live.
Speaker 3 (14:46):
You don't have to watch online, Arnold. You can just
turn on the TV.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
Man. We oh the one two three, sore loser?
Speaker 3 (14:55):
What up, everybody? I am lunchbox. I know the most
about sports. I give you the sports facts, my sports opinions,
because I'm pretty much a sports genius.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
What's up? Very funny turn, I'm ut beyond Broadway with
Abby my main you know, and then lunchbox up fun
at bethpage. Oo is Beth pretty? What's up y'all? It is, says,
and I'm from the North. I'm an alpha male. I
live on the North side of Nashville with Baser, and
we live in a very nice community. It's not best page,
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but it is very very nice. Two point two acres,
two point two kids at Vanderbilt, going to Vanderbilt. I
will be checking on the kids at the Vanderbilt football game.
Maybe a little sloppy, justin try and get us into
the doctor quarters. Check on the eggs, see if they're okay.
It'll be awesome. Cannot wait over to you, coach, but
we probably got to take your commercial. Yeah, we'll take
a break. We'll be right back, all right, let me
(15:45):
go do this. Yeah, dude, I got another email. Here
we go, where'd it go? There? It is? Thank you.
Speaker 3 (15:56):
Was listening to an old prop pod from twenty twenty
one when when you we're talking about Masters with that
other guy and you were bashing and airing your dislike
for d Shambeau wanted to know your thoughts are about
him if you ever came around as a fan considering
you're gonna go be watching him this weekend. Also, the
offer still stands where I'll ven you the money to
(16:17):
buy and wear a giant USA hat for the Ryder Cup.
If you're still going Mike from EPT, all right, man,
d Shambeau, get to your job right now.
Speaker 1 (16:28):
Whatever your employer's paying you, you ain't worth it because
you're doing side quests.
Speaker 3 (16:33):
He's just interested in the pod. I do appreciate that.
And d Shambeau is awesome.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
I have an analogy continue your.
Speaker 3 (16:43):
No no he had, like his YouTube and everything on
social media has really transformed his personality. When he was
doing all this weird, I mean, he was just weird
and strange. Now he seems to be really cool and
everybody seems to like him. He's done a complete image shift.
And I'm a fan of d Schambeau. I think it's
stupid that he's on Live. I still think Live is stupid.
(17:04):
No one cares about Live, and you guys were so
concerned about Live. It took some good players, but those
players are irrelevant now because no one gives two craps
about live. Can you tell me who won one live
tournament this year?
Speaker 1 (17:18):
There was one in Oak Grove. I want to say,
we're gonna go with friends. Ended up canceling. Oh, we
had our offer with Nick and Key Key. I don't
even know if that was this year.
Speaker 3 (17:28):
I think that was last year. I have no idea
where they even play golf. When they play golf, probably trubidoor.
Speaker 1 (17:36):
I mean maybe I have no idea. But so yes,
it's stupid. It's still stupid. They do live.
Speaker 3 (17:42):
But D Schambeau seems pretty awesome.
Speaker 1 (17:45):
D shampoo guys. Here's the analogy. When I first saw
Justin at the pool, I thought he was a tool.
People said, hey, you might like him. He's from Michigan too.
He was over there. He was drinking buds, bud heavies.
Just didn't seem like my kind of guy. They said, oh,
he's into sports too, Okay, cool. I know a lot
of people into sports. Just didn't seem like my cup
of tea. You know, look at that guy, he looks
(18:07):
like a tool. What is he from Michigan. I'm from Michigan.
I'm the guy at the pool with a Detroit hat
on I'm the Michigan Ander. Okay, Matt Justin, he's my
best friend smash cut, So never judge a book by
a cover. We've learned more about D. Shampoo. He's a
good dude. He's interesting. He's trying to hit it at
golf ball over his house, risking shattering a window that
(18:30):
he can afford to fix. He'll hit it over cars,
risking to hit the car. He does funny stuff.
Speaker 3 (18:36):
Yeah, he walks around when his master's time, just goes
around the neighborhood, goes in people's backyard, starts chipping on
their chipping green. Seems like a down to earth cool.
Speaker 1 (18:45):
Dude and the biggest props to D Shampoo. Just roll
with it, guys. Nobody knows how to pronounce the last name.
I should know. D. Chambeau is definitely a Michigan name.
Speaking of D Shampoo. When he does the thing where
he goes the local courses and there's all these losers
that are so proud of their course record and it
has lived for forty years, and he shatters their record
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and they put his name up there. Hilarious. That's amazing.
Can you imagine our Muni that devorce would lose his
mind if his record got broken, all these all got here.
You're not been playing out here for thirty years. I
got that course record and we knew it thish and
we knew that. And hold my beer man. He would
shoot at our local MUNI. He might shoot a fifty
(19:30):
to fifty is what I would say. And in comparison,
just so you guys have the gauge, I met about
one hundred. He would shoot half of what I would shoot.
I think he could drive every single green. The first one, yes,
you know the media, I'm talking about that one. He
could drive the par five. He could almost drive that one.
He can almost drive it, dude, he could. He actually could.
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I don't even know what we're talking about. Because it curves.
Speaker 3 (19:54):
Though, Yeah, curves a little bit dog leg.
Speaker 1 (19:57):
So that's an eagle though, because he could get it
close and then within a foot, he'd get it within
a foot. Okay, so in a foot through the first
two holes, he'd have two eagles. They go, and then
the next one. The next one's tough. It's part three, right,
But I'm saying he probably the best. He could do.
His birdy it. He's not gonna hole and want it.
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Why is he not. Why is he not? He goes
these are the easiest. This would be. It's he could
play it left handed. You're telling me, our idiot asses
go and play the muni and we're shooting a six.
We're triple bogey to par three. You're telling me he's
gonna dunk it that terrible. I would love to know
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he actually would get really close. He'd get really close.
And a local muny that is not very hard. It's
one hundred and ten yards us because we don't play
on the BJ tour. Justin will triple bogeye that one
hands down and.
Speaker 3 (20:55):
Will definitely hit it to the railroad tracks and chip
it short, then chip it over and then he'll throw
his claw.
Speaker 1 (21:00):
I mean, it's unbelievable.
Speaker 3 (21:02):
And and your your analogy of Justin was spot on
with the way me and Hodges met in college.
Speaker 1 (21:08):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (21:09):
We lived in the same dorm, right, he lived across
the hall and two over, and we had our first
hall meeting where the ra has us all in the
hall is talking, and of course me being mister funny,
I'm cracking jokes and making the whole whole every hall
laugh everybody, and the.
Speaker 1 (21:28):
Whole hall is like outside of their dorm rooms laughing.
Speaker 3 (21:31):
Yeah, because we're all sitting there talking and the ra's talking,
I'm cracking jokes and I said, what the deal with nuts?
Speaker 1 (21:40):
No, that's not what I said. I don't know what
I said.
Speaker 3 (21:43):
It was so long ago, but there was this guy
named John Hodges who lived across the hall and two over,
and he ended up being on my flag football team
and flag football.
Speaker 1 (21:57):
Sorry, continue, yeah, flag football. What did you think? I said? Flags? Oh?
Flags football? No, I thought you plural? No? No, no,
because it's singular. No. No, yeah, yeah, flag football my fault.
Speaker 3 (22:11):
And so he had send an email or something about hey,
we're going to practice on this day, and I was like, practice.
Speaker 1 (22:18):
What the hell is this guy talking about? Practice? Email? Practice? Practice?
Let me just show up and play the game. We're
in college, we're playing flag football, and you want to practice.
I would come up practice? Are you kidding me? AI?
We get the impression, thank you.
Speaker 3 (22:34):
And so we ended up playing on the flag football
team together and became best of friends. And he was like, man,
I gotta tell you something. I'm like, yeah, what is it?
Speaker 1 (22:42):
John?
Speaker 3 (22:43):
He goes, you know, that first night when we had
the hall meeting and Angela the ra is out there
talking and you wouldn't shut up. Attractive now short, she's
probably about four to nine, but.
Speaker 1 (22:56):
Like pound for pound in her time, like now, she's
probably not a try. But in that moment, was she attractive.
Speaker 3 (23:02):
I wouldn't say she was attracted, like super attractive. Like
would I have slept with her just because she was
older and she was in my dorm? Yes, Ray, I
throw it back, But she wouldn't have been my favorite.
She wouldn't been my number one choice on that hall.
Speaker 1 (23:15):
You'd have chose the dude. No, No, I had girls
on my hall. Really, I had a co ed Yes,
I thought it was just the RA that was a woman.
Speaker 3 (23:24):
No, I had females straight across the hall. Females across
the hall, one to the left and two to the left,
the one right next door to my left.
Speaker 1 (23:33):
Females. See South Beach lived at a progressive dorm and
his was even divided by floors.
Speaker 3 (23:38):
Oh no, ours was absolutely co ed. Every room, same
rooms too. No, no, no, guys couldn't have the same.
But I'm saying like it was like I had.
Speaker 1 (23:47):
Me filed my roommate mom.
Speaker 3 (23:51):
She had come home with the hottest chick. But Uh,
there was a the one guy next to me in
his roommate. The guy's name was Jamal, and I don't
know what roommate's name was, but I remember they lived
next door to me on my right. But those were
the only two dudes within six.
Speaker 1 (24:06):
Doors of me. I'm trying to sleep. It was awesome, dude,
I'm trying to sleep.
Speaker 3 (24:12):
You had uh, you had Amy and Grace right like
over there, you had Andrea and Christina, you had Windy.
Speaker 1 (24:22):
I mean, you had them all. It was awesome. That's great.
It was so cool. It was so cool. You had
Lily and Pilly at the very end of the hall
accidentally going the shower at the same time you had
your own shower in your room. Okay, that was why
you could have co ed. But you go sorry, I
didn't see you there with the soap and the shower on.
I should have looked for some telltale signs of somebody
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in the shower. My apology. I am sorry about that.
Speaker 3 (24:47):
So when you've walked in the dorm of Chisholm Hall
over at UTSA, the the desk is right there, and
I was on the first floor. You take a right,
go down the stairs, first door on the left.
Speaker 1 (24:56):
Lily and Pilly.
Speaker 3 (24:58):
You were below ground, Yeah, I guess. I mean I
was on the I was the bottom floor. You had
to walk up steps to walk in, and then you
walk back down to get to my room. And then
you had Vanessa and what was the other girl's name
that lived right next door to me? Whatever, it doesn't matter.
I had girls everywhere. Let's just put that one. So
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later on John and I become friends.
Speaker 1 (25:22):
He's like, man, I got the chicks, and you friended
a dude. Trust me.
Speaker 3 (25:25):
I was friends with the chicks too. I had Andrea
and Wendy. They would put they would do. They would
do my sheets for me and put them on my bed.
When I needed a paper typed up because I was
so slightly they were like, oh, this is so painful
to watch.
Speaker 1 (25:38):
Let us type it for you.
Speaker 3 (25:39):
And they would just sit there and type it on
the computer for me because I was so slow, and
I'd be like, thanks, guys.
Speaker 1 (25:44):
Thanks man. I mean I think I think my sheet's shrunk.
Speaker 3 (25:46):
They don't fit on my bed anymore. Oh, come here,
let us do that for you. And they put the
sheets on my bed.
Speaker 1 (25:51):
Man, that's amazing.
Speaker 3 (25:55):
Yeah, still friends with them to this day. But anyway,
so later John tells me he goes man. After the
first hall meeting, I'll tell you what. I went back
in that room with Freddy. Freddy was his roommate, and
I told Freddy, someone's gotta kick that Gibbles guy's ass.
He talks too much, and then smashed. We were roommates
(26:16):
the next year.
Speaker 1 (26:17):
What up?
Speaker 3 (26:18):
And we're still friends to this day. We still hit
each other up. He lives outside of Dallas. Now we
say Hi, what up? We get together when we can.
Speaker 1 (26:25):
It's a great day to be alive co ed dorms. Dude,
I missed out on that. Dude, did miss out on that.
It was fantastic. But then my junior year I transferred
from Chicago, the private Christian school to Texas State. Yeah,
South Beach lived in a dorm, but we also had
an apartment off campus that I had. But South Beach
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came into the apartment and there's four doors, four rooms.
One of the doors was just wide open, and we
never had a fourth roommate. Oh, so he just that
was his room. Smart. He never had a kearning so
his or just always stayed open and for the entire semester,
they never filled it with another person. South Beach lived
there for entirely for free. That's pretty and cross. So
we also had his dorm on campus. It was co ed,
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and I was a junior and it was actually a
freshman dorm, a little too old to be there. But
I'd never bro I was non traditional, so I'd never
seen a chicken a dorm, so I'd go over just
when i'd work at the gas station late. I would
stay the night at his dorm room, and that next
day it was just like, oh, freaking chick on the floor.
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Whoa chicks and towel just chicks every floor in the
common area. They would come down doing their hair in towels.
This wild man. I only saw this on spring break.
That's what college I mean.
Speaker 3 (27:43):
Let me tell you one time I went to visit
my sister at Southwest Texas now Texas State, and she
had a co ed dorm, but it was separate floors,
like one floor was girls, next floor was dudes.
Speaker 1 (27:53):
Right, and that was South Beaches, but you could meet
up in the common areas well.
Speaker 3 (27:57):
Yes, So I'm going to visit my sister and it's
one night and she's like, I was, like, I gotta
go to the bathroom and we're walking into her room.
Speaker 1 (28:05):
She goes, well, this is only the girls floor, but.
Speaker 3 (28:10):
I don't I don't know how to get you up
to the guys. I't to just let you go in here.
She's like, I'll stand guard. She looks in the bathroom.
There's no one in there, right, I'm all right cool.
So I go in there and I'm taking a piss,
and all of a sudden, two girls walk in the bathroom.
Speaker 1 (28:30):
It's awesome, and I'm like, what the hell is going
on in here?
Speaker 3 (28:35):
I'm like, uh, present, I thought you were supposed to
be watching the door, right, So I have to hop
up on I just had to sit down on the
toilet and wait.
Speaker 1 (28:48):
No, no, there's no none of that. I know you
have to go poop.
Speaker 3 (28:50):
I just had to pee, but my sister abandoned me
in the women's bathroom. A little bit of gas, and I'm.
Speaker 1 (28:58):
Like, oh my god, I'm going to prison. They're gonna the.
Speaker 3 (29:00):
Campus security's gonna be called, and I'm gonna be arrested
for being in the freaking women's bathroom.
Speaker 1 (29:04):
Sally, did you have those breakfast burritos too? Yep? Like
I'm like, what if they're in there to take a shower.
Did you have any of those tiketos in the breakfast line?
I think I'm almost finished up. Oh, I just got
(29:25):
another stomach ache, Jill, I'm just about finished. Just one more,
one more? All done? Okay, I'll meet you out there
in the common area. Are you almost done? Yeah? I
think I still got a little bit of a tummy
ache from those burritos. A good thing. Nobody else is
(29:55):
in here. Oh, it smells like a dumpster. All right,
I'll come out with you. Yes, So they leave. I'm like,
I gotta get out of here.
Speaker 3 (30:05):
The only problem is I don't know where my sister's
dorm room is because this is the first time I've
ever been there.
Speaker 1 (30:11):
Sounds like we're going knocking on doors. So I come.
Speaker 3 (30:14):
I peecked my head out of the girls bathroom and
I'm looking. I'm like, I have no idea where to go.
I look laugh nothing, look right, nothing, look we're laugh nothing,
look right, And my sister peeks.
Speaker 1 (30:27):
Her head out of her room goes come over here. Yeah,
war was Sis standing guard. And I get in a
room and I said, what the hell happened? Where did
you go? I've never heard a girl go in the
bathroom before. She said, I got nervous. I got nervous.
I had to get out of there. She I was like,
so when they walked up to the door, you didn't think, Hey,
my brother's in here, going to the bathroom. Just wait
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a minute, she goes. I panicked. I panicked. I just
left ours. You could get expelled if you had alcohol
in it, much less at chick. If you had a chick,
you're done. That's adultery.
Speaker 3 (30:59):
I don't think it's a adultry, but it's a sin.
Maybe in your college. We'll take a break. We right back.
Speaker 1 (31:07):
You fill a buster. I want to look up drink
prices for the extra.
Speaker 3 (31:10):
I'm gonna fill a buster. I just got a text
from my wife's saying my bag is packed.
Speaker 1 (31:17):
Here we come. Ruder cup Yeah, and I'm no, no,
no writer r y d e R. She put r
U d er. She thinks it's ruders.
Speaker 3 (31:28):
Well, I don't think she understands what it is. I
don't think she has any idea. But I'm excited, man,
And I'm gonna tell you what. We haven't been able
to play golf around here. It finally rained. It rained
all week. I thought I was gonna get a round
in to, you know, kind of get the feels for,
you know, what it's like to smack that ball like
they're gonna do at the Ryder Cup. And I know
people are tired of hearing about the Ryder Cup, but
that's where we're going this weekend, so you got to
(31:49):
hear about it.
Speaker 1 (31:51):
What are you looking for? It's actually pretty much the
exact same price Tito's and vodka. It's called the All
American Transfusion twenty bucks. Same as a beer, tall Boy beer, okay, mulligan. Yeah,
oh that's a good name. Bourbon black tea lemonade nineteen
fifty not bad? What about a birdie not on there?
(32:12):
Dark and stormy. Oh that's what the forecast was yesterday.
It rained a lot rum ginger beer, lime garnish seventeen fifty.
This might be your best bet. I bet your chick
likes this one. Cherry fair Way fizz lemonade, moonshine, cherry lime,
(32:33):
and then a rubber duck is in it for seventeen fifty.
Speaker 3 (32:37):
What's the rubber duck for?
Speaker 1 (32:38):
Just for like something you take home for the kids. Oh, souvenir. Yeah,
it's the only three that comes with a souvenir.
Speaker 3 (32:43):
So they put the rubber duck in there so that way,
if you have multiple kids, they know you're gonna to
buy multiple because you can't come home with just one
rubber duck.
Speaker 1 (32:49):
Oh, limited edition Ryder Cup rubber Duck, it'll be gone
by Sunday. Yeah, they're not going to have that. Dan
and then Bloody Mary Margarita mule seventeen fair. I don't
do Bloody Mary. I gotta say I don't. I don't.
These people that wrote this article sensationalized the tad. They said,
(33:11):
crazy drink prices at the Ryder Cup. I mean, aren't
most drinks like eighteen bucks?
Speaker 3 (33:15):
Yeah, when you go out, like when you go to
these cities that are tourist traps, when you go to Vegas,
when you come to Nashville, when you go to the
main thoroughfare, its like Broadway, the Strip, things like that.
That's how much drinks are nowadays.
Speaker 1 (33:28):
You just paid Vegas prices.
Speaker 3 (33:29):
I just paid Vegas prices. And well, actually the guy
sitting to let me at the blackjack table played Vegas
prices because he's the one that went to the bar
and bought us a whole round because the cocktail waitress
was nowhere to be found. But other restaurants and stuff
of Margarita's nineteen dollars. It's like, what the how is
a Margarita nineteen dollars?
Speaker 1 (33:46):
It's just stupid. And what a drunk move by the
guy at the Blackjaye table, because those are for sure
his winnings. That's one of those you wake up the
next day, great, I won two hundred dollars in the
drinks were one hundred and seventy five. Cool. That was
an idiot move on my part.
Speaker 3 (33:59):
But I think he gets a lot of comped rooms
and stuff because he comes five times a year. He's
from Seattle area, and it's only an hour and a
half flight, he said, And so him and his wife
will just be like, you want to do something this week, Yeah,
let's just let's go to Vegas and.
Speaker 1 (34:12):
They'll leave it.
Speaker 3 (34:12):
They they'll plan it on a Thursday and they'll just
call up the Vedara and they'll get free rooms and
free breakfast because he comes sometimes for work with sometimes
and then they came to Nashville for the first time
here for business or pleasure, and he goes and I
think that may be my wife's favorite now over Vegas.
So she'll be like, Oh, let's go to Nashville this weekend.
So we'll be in Nashville, you know, a couple of weekends.
Speaker 1 (34:32):
That's a hell of a pitch for the convention.
Speaker 3 (34:34):
And I'm like, that's what I'm talking about. And I
saw Wesley just he's going, he's going his first convention ever.
We'll be CC five cee CE five.
Speaker 1 (34:46):
And also a little bit of pressure there. I mean,
it's a fun time, dude, but we're not like gonna
guarantee to.
Speaker 3 (34:52):
No, no, we're guaranteeing it's gonna be a fun time.
Speaker 1 (34:54):
I need to know, like get guaranteed, like threes here.
Speaker 3 (34:58):
It is Loker coming he hadn't been in about six years,
Is Miguel coming back?
Speaker 1 (35:03):
Is Brie Bay? Is who else? The one? Bay just
went to Cleveland Indians game and she and they were
playing the Tigers, and she goes continuing the Sisson Ray
Mundo birthday.
Speaker 3 (35:19):
Except for she actually saw a Tigers win. Correct, they'd
want lost nine in a row until then.
Speaker 1 (35:24):
Yeah, so now they're back even with the Guardian. Yes,
right now it's Astros Guardians Tigers so bad and Red
soize the Astro.
Speaker 3 (35:32):
I mean, like, Astros have choked away a big lead,
but the Guardians have vomited all over themselves.
Speaker 1 (35:40):
Not the Guardian, you're saying their own team, Tigers. Tigers
vomited all over their nuts, like the Astros puked all
over their bed.
Speaker 3 (35:48):
No one is talking about the Astros collapse because the
Tigers collapse has been so much bigger.
Speaker 1 (35:53):
Well, and then the Astros they go to the A's
all they had to do was sweep them and they
had pretty much made the playoffs and they lost. They
lost six to nothing every game. Oh my god, guys,
tell you had to do his beat the lowly a'es
like it is. It's unbelievable how it just goes. But
here's where it gets interesting. Tigers will probably have schoo
ball on Sunday, but they play Boston at Fenway, and
Boston's fighting for the playoffs.
Speaker 3 (36:15):
So Boston here, here's the one thing. I think Boston
clinches if they win one more game, So then they're
gonna arrest everybody. Why wouldn't you, Why wouldn't you keep
a team out of the playoffs. You're not gonna put
your ace out there to play a game when you
want to save your ace for the playoffs.
Speaker 1 (36:28):
I agree with you on that one. But Tigers really
have to win tonight and tomorrow because school ball or
they schoo ball is going on Sunday. Let's say that's
a Tigers win. Scoop Ball sucks. He is not very
good anymore. Well if he's.
Speaker 3 (36:42):
If Garrett Crochet is not the cy Young Award winner,
it's stupid. Scoop Ball has been getting rocked for the
last month and a half.
Speaker 1 (36:49):
Get him out of here. Well we know skeens in
Libby dun One SI on the other shoe, Oh yeah,
for sure.
Speaker 3 (36:55):
And I mean last night I'm sitting there, I was
having a bigger collapse than the Tiger.
Speaker 1 (37:00):
You were sweating it. Oh my gosh.
Speaker 3 (37:02):
All I do is win in sore Losers. Fantasy football
league has Jackson Smith in Jigma.
Speaker 1 (37:08):
At the half he had point two points. Glad we
didn't draft him, and I'm like, what are we doing?
Midway through the third quarter, gets how many points? He had?
Point two points? They weren't going to him, they weren't doing.
Speaker 3 (37:22):
Anything in his direction, and then all of a sudden,
ten yard pass, eleven yard pass, twenty yard pass, who
were they throwing to before him?
Speaker 1 (37:33):
They were just running the ball with Sharbonet and and
Walker is the third carbon At and lou Walker and
finally then they get they tied up because they started
playing conservative, and the Cardinals go down and tie it up,
and they throw like a twenty five yard bomb, a
freaking in jigma. He catches it on the sideline and
(37:56):
dives out of bounds. Let's freaking go.
Speaker 3 (38:00):
He ended up with eleven points after having point two
and a half time.
Speaker 1 (38:04):
And that's how I started off. My I was wo Yeah,
we were excited as well. Me and Justin. We woke
up not together, separate places. He was on the west side,
I was north of town. And Trey Benson, the fill
in for James Connor since he passed away, didn't do anything.
I mean, he had no touchdown, he got a little
bit of yards, some catches. Seven points. I'll take it
for a guy that's getting all the carries gladly. I
(38:25):
will take seven points that were playing against.
Speaker 3 (38:28):
Yeah, Benson didn't really do much. And random kid Cody
just texted me and he said they might as well
have paired Scheffler up with one of us. How bad
Henley is.
Speaker 1 (38:38):
Who could they have picked instead of Henley? Probably Henley
was hot. Man, that's playing good. What about Spum He
Spond's there he is? Yeah, Okay, we can get any
other Americans that could pay him up.
Speaker 3 (38:51):
We don't really have any good American golfers anymore.
Speaker 1 (38:53):
Man, does he not play golfing? I don't think Bubba
plays golf anymore. That dude hadn't.
Speaker 3 (38:57):
I mean, god, I don't know whin the last time
he played golf was.
Speaker 1 (38:59):
He's terrible. Dustin Johnson, don't know where he is. Ricky Vowler,
Ricky Voler, I don't know has he ever won a tournament?
Jason Day? We could have put any of those guys.
Jason Day is not American, right, He's Australian, lives here?
He does? Maybe doesn't.
Speaker 3 (39:16):
I don't think he does. Man, I really don't know.
But yeah, anything else you want to talk? Oh, I
need to tell you about some locks.
Speaker 2 (39:22):
Man.
Speaker 3 (39:22):
Yeah, I don't know what we're doing here. How is
Jackson Dart starting his first Here's the only problem. Jackson
Dart is starting his first game. You have no idea
what to expect. But he's a rookie quarterback starting in
the NFL, and.
Speaker 1 (39:35):
He's already one of the top three favorites to win
Rookie of the Year as a rookie, right, but he
has never played. Guys, there's already a body of work
for Injigba and Trey Warren and Jingba has been in
the league for like three years.
Speaker 3 (39:51):
Abuka Muki, Yeah, Abuki Buki, both from LSU. Yes, they
are way ahead of him. But he's gonna have stats
because he's gonna play the rest of the way, supposedly
if he doesn't get hurt behind that terrible Giants offensive line.
But here's the thing. He's starting his first NFL game
against the Los Angeles Chargers, and if anybody has watched
the Chargers these first few weeks of the season, that
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line is stronger than the US military. And their defense
looks absolutely disgusting.
Speaker 1 (40:22):
What about they're three hundred pounders protecting Herbert. He doesn't
get touched. He's cleaner in a tablecloth at freaking down
the road at Bakersfield. That's what I mean. I don't
understand how they're they Plazio.
Speaker 3 (40:35):
They beat the Chiefs, they smacked around the Chiefs, they
shut Patrick Mahomes down. The Chiefs went into New York
last week and were favored by six points, one by eleven,
and they.
Speaker 1 (40:47):
Won by eleven.
Speaker 3 (40:49):
How are the Chargers only favored by six points going
into New York? They beat the Chiefs, They're a better
team than the Chiefs, and it's the same spread with
a rookie quarterback starting his first NFL game. I understand
it might be a letdown because the Chargers started out
with the Chiefs, the freaking Raidas and the Broncos three
(41:11):
division games. But guys, Jackson Dart, I understand its dynamics.
It is exciting.
Speaker 1 (41:18):
You're gonna take the Chargers minus six, take it to
the bank, and also drop that thing down to three points.
You don't even have to watch the game. Why not
tease it down? I would you mess with the sixth?
You could?
Speaker 3 (41:32):
You could tease it down and then another one. I
just it really is confusing me. You should have got
it earlier in the week, in five and a half.
That's where I got it. That's where I took it.
But the Green Bay Packers are traveling to Dallas, Dallas
without seed lamb Dallas who can't even rush the quarterback,
(41:54):
Dallas who can't cover a kid with a blanket, let
alone a wide receiver. They can't cover anything. They can't
even cover their face with a mask if it was mandated.
Speaker 1 (42:07):
They can't cover a woman in an alley with a
blanket when you kidnapp it.
Speaker 3 (42:10):
When their number two wide receiver is Cavante, Turbin or Turpin,
I don't even know his name.
Speaker 1 (42:17):
And who's the other guy they have? Ric o'dodele, no
Dodells somewhere else? Uh Turpin? And Javante he's hurt? Who
Javonte Williams they have him? Yeah, But if you think
they're gonna be able to do anything against that Green
Bay Packers defense, they are gonna be going up and
down the field. The Chicago Bears blew the Cowboys out,
(42:38):
and the Packers are way better than the Cowboys, or
way better than the Bears. I hate to say it.
Speaker 3 (42:43):
I took it at five and a half, but you
can get the Packers minus seven. I don't know if
the Cowboys are gonna score more than ten points.
Speaker 1 (42:50):
Good luck. They couldn't even move the ball against the Bears,
who have a terrible defense. Take the Packers minus seven
and take it to the bank. One more for you, right, Yeah?
Let me start to bet again. Yeah, Danny Dimes is
gonna come back down to earth. Danny Dimes is undefeated.
(43:11):
The Indianapolis Colts are undefeated. Give me a break. They
ain't that good.
Speaker 3 (43:18):
They're going to Los Angeles. They're gonna play a Rams
team that's actually really freaking good. Should have beat the Eagles,
but a couple like three missed field goals, block field goals,
whatever you want to call it. I don't know exactly
what happened. They had that game in the bag, and
you think they're gonna let the Colts come in there
and beat them. You're gonna take the Los Angeles Rams
(43:39):
to bring the Colts back down to earth minus three
and a half.
Speaker 1 (43:43):
Take it to the bank. Make you some money. What's
Vandy like four touchdowns against Utah State? Oh yeah, I
don't know about that. Actually, maybe it's twenty Okay, yeah,
anything else you got to say. Man, I was gonna
give a lock, but I just remembered I don't know
any of the betting lines, So I only knew that
(44:04):
one because I clicked on the website when I was
purchasing the tickets.
Speaker 3 (44:07):
Okay, everybody have a great weekend. I will be in
New York. Ray will be at Vanderbilt Stadium.
Speaker 1 (44:13):
Do you know the name. I don't know the name
of it. First Bank.
Speaker 3 (44:15):
Just learn that First Bank Stadium. Look for Ray on TV.
There will not be a pod Monday.
Speaker 1 (44:21):
Baser was trying to find us a brunch spot right
next to the stadium. Nothing opens before eleven for the game. Really, Yeah,
so we had to go to a dough McDonald's. Hello, McDonald's,
got it. That place is open before.
Speaker 3 (44:38):
Alright, I gotta catch up playing. Guys, have a great weekend.
Let me make you some money. I'm telling you what
to bet. It's that easy. I gave you some hitters
last weekend. I gave you the Chiefs. I gave you
the Bears. They both hit You're building your bank account.
Speaker 1 (44:50):
Let's go.
Speaker 3 (44:51):
Christmas is right around the corner. You got to get
the electronicals for the kids. Listen to me build that
bank roll.
Speaker 1 (45:00):
Justin was wondering if he can sneak in a bottle
of skull into the football stadium. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (45:04):
What he could really do is like, uh, tape it
on the back of his legs.
Speaker 1 (45:08):
I was saying, cowboy boots and then you just hide
it in the cowboy boot so we don't have to
pay drink prices inside this. Oh that's smart too.
Speaker 3 (45:14):
Yeah, I just got a text from someone USA, USA, USA.
Speaker 1 (45:19):
He sneaks a skull bottle into the same place that
he works, Vanderbilt. Yeah, maybe a bad luck. Hey, man,
don't you work here? Can give me your badge? You're done.
That's a way to go out. The one time we
go to a basketball game, he didn't. He had to have, like,
prove your COVID vaccine. He pulls up the website.
Speaker 3 (45:40):
Here, let me show you the data. Sir, we're not
allowed to look at people's medical records.
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