Sh*t On A Rock

You might be glad you didn't get picked for The Sore Losers Fantasy Football League as there has been nothing but drama to start out the season. Should we refund their money and just cancel the league? Lunchbox had to decide to trust or not to trust a member of Sore Losers Nation and we find out if he got burned. Ray talks about the cruise of a lifetime and Lunchbox learned a lot about scat. Plus the NFL season starts tomorrow so Pitts stops in to talk about the Chiefs! 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:03):
Oh, how do you feel, Ray? It feels good?

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Oh man, we ain't done this in a minute.

Speaker 1 (00:08):
I know, dude, I love I love all the complaints online.
Oh my god, this one was so short? Or really,
you're gonna make us sit through a podcast where you
drew the draft order, Guys, at least we put something
up on vacation. We tried to give you something in
instead of leaving you dry for an entire week, we tried.
You know how hard it is to record three podcasts

(00:30):
in advance of going on VAK Well, yeah, in advance
of going on vacation. I mean it's it's tough. We tried.
God you got I mean, it's like my children. You
take them to freaking Disney World and you're they're pissed
they don't get to sleep with Mickey. It's like, guys,
you can't have a slaver party with Mickey. I'm sorry.

Speaker 2 (00:49):
How much to sleep with many? If you don't mind
me asked?

Speaker 1 (00:53):
It's like, oh, put up three pods even though you're
on vacation. God dang it. How come you didn't have
more guests? And how come they weren't an hour and
a half? Okay, Like you know what I can't. It
all started when a dumbass met another dumbss and they
became the dumbass tree of the end.

Speaker 2 (01:09):
Arnold is off. We gave him in an extended vacation,
thought he needed it. This time of year, he always
gets a little bit what is it called overworked and
burnt out?

Speaker 1 (01:21):
Which these are the dog days of summer, as they
say Indian summer. But is it summer still? I don't
know when summer ends, but we are in September. I'm
gonna see the official last day of summer.

Speaker 2 (01:32):
No white after Labor day, last day, honey, why are
you wearing a white bra?

Speaker 1 (01:41):
Oh? Yeah, summer goats till September twenty three. So we
are in the dog days of summer.

Speaker 2 (01:48):
All right, let's hit the intro. I'm gonna do it
without Arnold. We're gonna do it.

Speaker 1 (01:51):
Wy we Oh the one, two, three st losers? What up, everybody?
I am lunchbox. I know the most about sports. Stall
give me the sports facts, my sports opinions, because I'm
pretty much a sports genius, y'all.

Speaker 2 (02:07):
It saysn't. I'm from the North. I'm an alpha male.
I live on the West Side in Nashville, with Baser
White Picket Fence, White Picket Fence Division and Fantasy Football.
And boy has it been a start to fantasy football?

Speaker 1 (02:21):
Oh has it been a start?

Speaker 2 (02:23):
Right? I mean it's been slow going with a lot
of complaints.

Speaker 1 (02:27):
It's been I mean the you know how you put
a comment box up. There hadn't been one positive comment
about the Fantasy League. It's been all negative all the time.

Speaker 2 (02:37):
And also it's one hundred and fifty dollars fee. So
you want to see people's real emotions, you include money,
and you include a significant sum of money, and you
include gambling. Holy hell, I've had people come after my ass.

Speaker 1 (02:49):
I understand. I mean, I get the one hundred and
fifty dollars. It's annoying, it's it's tough, it's frustrating, and people,
what have I always said, It's a different webs It's
not Yahoo, it's not ESPN, it's my Fantasy League dot com.
It's different. So what you need to do is go
in there and do mock drafts so you understand how

(03:11):
it works. People don't do that, then they go in there,
they can't figure out how to draft, and then they
get mad at us. It's not our fault.

Speaker 2 (03:20):
We are not.

Speaker 1 (03:20):
We are grown adults that we don't need to babysit
you on how to draft, Like, go there, learn how
to use the website. It's that easy.

Speaker 2 (03:29):
And also this isn't the actual draft, guys, we're not
draft Dodgers. This is a fantasy fun football draft.

Speaker 1 (03:35):
Yes, it's a fantasy football draft. I had one guy
email me and and complain that they weren't able to
make any draft picks, like I don't understand every person
I'm picking, I can't draft them. Then it's auto drafting
the wrong people. You want to know why, because he
had never accepted the invite to the.

Speaker 2 (03:55):
League, and you can see that.

Speaker 1 (03:58):
You can see that I would go to the so
I checked. I was like, oh dude, that's my fault.
Let me see what's wrong. And I go to my
fantasy league dot com and says one manager has not
accepted the invite into the league, and it was him,
so he didn't even accept the invite into the league.
He said, I have been using this website for six
years and I've never had these problems. So do you

(04:22):
think I got on that website and changed the algorithm
that made you not allowed to do anything, or do
you think it was your error because the website's the
exact same. We did nothing different to the website if
you proved it. He never got on the website. He
never got on He never got on there to accept
the invitation.

Speaker 2 (04:40):
And I got a guy in my division, White Peggott
Fence Division named Brandon. Not gonna say his last name
for anonymity purposes, but he came after my ass He
said he didn't get an email of when the draft
was guess what. We did some fact checking. He did
get the email. It was in his spam box.

Speaker 1 (04:57):
Yes, And that's the thing. I don't know where it goes.
And some people said they didn't get it, and then
they realized that some boxes were clicked where they had
only opted into certain emails from the league. I don't
know how. I can't control of that. All I know
is I hit email all to the league. I send
it out and I've never had problems in the past
of people not getting the emails. And you're a grown adult,

(05:20):
so go to the website and check, keep checking to
see when the draft is set.

Speaker 2 (05:25):
And also the first day of school. I'm not a parent.
I'm imagining you did this I always did it when
I was growing up. When don't you set your backpack
out before school kind of the day before you're kind
of going to run through. Hey, mom, so what time
is the school bus at? Okay, so then you're gonna
pick me up from school? Got it? You don't just
show up at school and think you're gonna know how

(05:46):
to find all your lockers and shit.

Speaker 1 (05:48):
Right, yes, get on there, get on the chat room
and say, hey, has anybody seen what time the draft is?
Because yes, I will take credit for being a little
unorganized us having a week of vacation leading into the
fantasy football drafts. That kind of threw a wrench and everything,
and I'm not as organized as I have been in
the past. Should have done it earlier, Honky, totally get it.
I can take some blame for that, But listen, I

(06:10):
have three kids, I have a wife. I'm doing my
best dress forty eight oh damn, the forty eight man league.
It's tough to get everybody on the same schedule.

Speaker 2 (06:22):
That is that, I will agree with you. That's one
hell of a haul.

Speaker 1 (06:26):
It's hard, and so like, yes, Ray decided to do
his draft Sunday night because guess what, during the week,
Ray goes to bed early because he gets up super
early for the Big Show.

Speaker 2 (06:35):
Yeah. I saw all the guest interviews for the Big Show,
and I said, holy hell, I've got to have it.
Sunday told you that on Tuesday your email was affed up,
so you didn't get my email till Thursday, But then
you notified people three days ahead of I.

Speaker 1 (06:50):
Emailed entire league on Friday. I should have maybe posted
in the message where I don't know, maybe it's on me,
but I'm just saying we are doing our best. And
one guy was real cool, Like I email him back
and he was like, don't worry, I'm still going to
kick everybody's ass.

Speaker 2 (07:02):
Dude, the people that are cool, you've got to tip
your cap. Literally, I have a cap on it. I'm
tipping it. What badass people to say. I gave up
one hundred and fifty dollars. It's just a blast to
play with two guys that are considered famous really not,
but were from the Big Show. So isn't it cool
to kind of play in a fantasy league with a
group of people and also hosts of a show that

(07:23):
you listen to, And like, I agree, And so the
people that have been badass. I really right now am
tipping my cap and listen.

Speaker 1 (07:28):
I went back and forth. The guys like, look, dude,
and then he went and he said, oh yeah, I
see where I somewhere. It was click that I didn't
want emails from the league, but I'm still gonna win.

Speaker 2 (07:37):
Cool.

Speaker 1 (07:37):
The person that said they were not able to draft
because and then I should, well, you weren't logged in,
no reply, no reply, nothing back to me. And I
was like, look, I mean, I'm sorry, you know what
I mean. I understand your frustration. I don't even get
a morning but nothing back, and let me give you
a recap. It says draft recap for Ray's Eyes only
from Miguel Wu Box customers serve, this is Kenny. Where's

(08:02):
Kenny when you need him? Listen. If Lunch is getting
a kick back from the third rate draft platform, please
let him know that all sore losers will pass the
bite the bucket around and pay for the one hundred
dollars he is getting for endorsing what is easily the
worst platform in the history of fantasy. There is no
official app that works well enough for a mobile device.

(08:23):
The desktop seems like it needs a colored Mac computer
from the nineties, back when the Cowboys were a valid
football team. I had the third overall pick in Depression
Den with batter's box hit the clip right.

Speaker 2 (08:35):
Correction, not batter's box anymore. What if everybody that's the
batter's box. He's now called TBD.

Speaker 1 (08:40):
No, he doesn't want it to be called depression din uh.
I had my computer open, I had it on my phone.
The draft started, and the second pick took the entire minute,
only to have an auto draft for him. My team,
King of the Montanas, in honor of the greatest football
player of all time, Joe Montana, had the third pick.
I didn't realize it was my pick until after I

(09:01):
refreshed my computer, which made me think it was down
to forty five seconds. Once I realized it, I tried
to use my app to pick McCaffrey, but since I
had not refreshed my app, I went through the motions
to be told it wasn't my turn. I backed out
until I was back on the draft, went to free agents,
selecting McCaffrey, only to hit a two notification barrier, asking

(09:23):
if I was sure I wanted him to finally get
out there. With second to spare, only to find out
I missed my window and it gave me Austin Eckler.
This is the worst draft I have ever been a
part of, and I couldn't help but laugh and realize
I am now part of the chance, part of the
chaos that I have heard about so much over the years.
So excited to be part of the worst fantasy league

(09:45):
south of Canada, north of Mexico. Bring back WU box
once again. If you would freaking do a mock draft,
you would know how it works. You would know that
it says, are you sure you have to add it
to your work list? Hit draft? Are you sure you
want to draft this person?

Speaker 2 (10:03):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (10:03):
Click boom. It's not hard, guys. I am technology stupid.
Technology is the least of my capabilities.

Speaker 2 (10:12):
I can't say the other word.

Speaker 1 (10:13):
I am terrible with technology, and guess what, I can
operate this website just fine with my nuts.

Speaker 2 (10:22):
Ray, I agree with you. I used to go on
Eddie's side, maybe just because it was funny.

Speaker 1 (10:27):
But nobody you would get frustrated, and it's oh, I
wouldn't get frustrated.

Speaker 2 (10:31):
If I was frustrated, it was because of my own laziness.
I didn't look ahead of time. This time it was
actually learning the website new for me again. Dude, I
had the whole weekend too, and guess what I sat
down on Friday. I did a mock draft on Saturday.
You got the smut site up, you got the fantasy
side up. You're clicking back and forth between both of them.
So I was very familiar with it. The draft happened,

(10:51):
it was beautiful. My one gripe which I learned right away,
you couldn't let it go until five seconds or it
would auto pick somebody for you. I'm not mad about it.
It picked you, Aleen Waddle. What I found is the
auto pick function is actually pretty auto freaking good, and
the people that auto picked ended up getting pretty legit players. Yes,
it does, except for Cooper Cup getting drafted a little

(11:12):
earlier than usual.

Speaker 1 (11:13):
Like one person, the guy that didn't sign into the website,
ended up he was the second pick in the draft
in his division and he got Cooper Cup. And he's like,
they're not even giving me the right players when it's
auto drafting. Well, no, they had Cooper Cup ranked as
the second player in the list, so justin Jefferson won.
So your auto draft gave you the second ranked player,

(11:35):
which was Cooper Cup.

Speaker 2 (11:36):
And also you could have gone in there and said,
don't draft Cooper Cupp.

Speaker 1 (11:39):
Are you gonna signed into the website, accepted the invite,
and you would have had no problem.

Speaker 2 (11:44):
But this is this is a microcosm. I'm sorry to
get deep on you guys of America. Everybody procrastinates. Everybody's lazy,
Everybody waits until the very last second, blames other people,
has too much to drink on a Saturday night, does
the hasn't been great to their kids, so their kids
are yelling, hasn't eaten, haven't fed themselves all day properly,

(12:08):
so they're hungry. They're angry. They're angry when you get dehydrated.
I call it to hatred when you haven't properly hydrated
with water. That is America, and that is our fantasy
football division and league. Sure, there were the very few
people that were responsible, had a good workout, ate their
fruit and veg cheese, and then did the draft, and
they were happy and they're probably going to finish maybe first,

(12:29):
maybe win four thousand dollars. But procrastinating doesn't work in America,
and it doesn't work on fantasy football and I'll hang
up and listen, so help me God.

Speaker 1 (12:39):
I will say my division, it went smooth.

Speaker 2 (12:43):
You didn't have any auto pickers.

Speaker 1 (12:45):
I had a few at the beginning, but then as that,
like twenty minutes into the draft, people came in and
it started. I mean everybody was there, and I mean
this email, why was the draft yesterday on Sunday? And
Raised Division podcast said it would be Tuesday. No email
about the change? Take my money back? I would love
And the guy I went back and forth with and
he was really cool and at the end he said,

(13:05):
don't worry about it. I'm still gonna win this shit.

Speaker 2 (13:09):
Love the confidence Prime. That's good work, Tyler.

Speaker 1 (13:12):
And I'm gonna tell you all of a right no
I could have. I'm gonna tell you we have some
honest people in sore Losers Nation because last night in the.

Speaker 2 (13:23):
Draft, Oh this is a great example.

Speaker 1 (13:26):
Oh my gosh, Like I am sitting there and all
the quarterbacks start to go.

Speaker 2 (13:30):
And this is for anybody out there. This isn't just
the draft. It's if you can trust people you don't
really know. Can you trust your coworkers, your wife, their
girl you just started dating from tender you've been banging her.
This is an example of real life. Can you trust people?

Speaker 1 (13:42):
Can you trust people, big Brother, Ray if you? And
it really is and this was like a reality game.
It was like a reality competition, Survivor, the Challenge, Big Brother.
I mean it was intense. The draft is going on.
Mahomes goes, Jalen Hurts goes, Herbert goes, Josh Allen goes,

(14:04):
and you know, I'm like, okay, okay, cool, Joe Burrow goes.
Damn it, that's who I wanted. Okay, all right, I'm
gonna I'm gonna get Trevor Lawrence this round. I'm gonna
get Trevor Lawrence. Oh no, that guy just picked Trevor Lawrence.
Oh crap. All right, well I guess I'm going to
Sean Watson and then the fighting bean rolls in the
chat goes, crap. I didn't mean to draft Lawrence. I

(14:26):
was trying to get a running back. That was I'm
an idiot, and I look at his team. He's already
got Josh Allen, so he doesn't want Lawrence. He accidentally
he accidentally, so I hit him up. It was a
premature raw and on the chat, you can send a
message to only him to see it in the chat room.

Speaker 2 (14:45):
See that's one step ahead. I wish I would have
researched that and I could have made some back end deals.

Speaker 1 (14:49):
So I went down there and I sent a message
just to him, and I was like, hey, bean Rolls,
what do you want for Trevor Lawrence? Just tell me
the running back you want and I'll draft him with
my next pick.

Speaker 2 (15:00):
Deemed not insensitive. It is a team name.

Speaker 1 (15:03):
Correct hashtag don't do not cancel. That is his team name.
Go to the website, my Fantasy lead dot com. It's there.
And I said, I'll just trade you whatever running back
you wanted for Trevor Lawrence. And he responds to the
whole group, now that doesn't seem like a good deal,
I'll pass, and he's like, good try though nobody passed

(15:25):
and I might and I had to go and I
send him another one, say, hey, scroll down and click
on the thing and only send that message to me.
You're only seeing the messages that I'm sending.

Speaker 2 (15:34):
Hey, dumb ass.

Speaker 1 (15:35):
These other people are not seeing it. You know why,
because I don't want anybody else trying to jump in
and get Trevor Lawrence from this.

Speaker 2 (15:41):
Guy, meet me under the table, only your head.

Speaker 1 (15:44):
And so then I go and I select TJ. Hockinson
and I'm like, all right. Then it comes and then
I'm the number two picks, so the number one has
back to back and then it's back to me and
I select James Cook and then a little message pops up.
He goes, Okay, now I'm interested.

Speaker 2 (16:01):
Yep.

Speaker 1 (16:02):
I didn't know what running back he wanted. I just
happened to pick the one he wanted. And I said,
hey man, we can do James Cook for Trevor Lawrence
right after the draft if you're good with and he goes,
I want it. That's a great deal.

Speaker 2 (16:14):
But you couldn't do it right then, couldn't do it
right then, So trust true. Put out there.

Speaker 1 (16:18):
This is everything my whole entire season.

Speaker 2 (16:22):
Right. Sometimes you gotta jump and hope you can fly.

Speaker 1 (16:24):
He's on the line because you have to believe that
this dude is going to come through. So I'm like,
all right, deal and he goes, deal and I said
handshake and he said hand shape, dude.

Speaker 2 (16:36):
Pinky promise.

Speaker 1 (16:38):
I mean, and I'm taking screenshots when this conversation.

Speaker 2 (16:41):
Naughties, that really mean it because.

Speaker 1 (16:43):
Then I'm not drafting a quarterback.

Speaker 2 (16:45):
If I am, if you went the whole drownd without
doing a quarterback because of the trust.

Speaker 1 (16:50):
If I am going to get Trevor Lawrence, I am
not drafting another quarterback.

Speaker 2 (16:54):
I trust you, man. Have you met this person in person?

Speaker 1 (16:59):
No idea?

Speaker 2 (16:59):
Who is LLS?

Speaker 1 (17:03):
That's all I know.

Speaker 2 (17:05):
I trust you, man.

Speaker 1 (17:06):
And I mean, there goes to Shaun Watson, there goes
Matthew Stafford, there goes Jared Goff, now was already gone.
There goes Jared Goff, there goes brock Party and I'm
just going, oh my god.

Speaker 2 (17:19):
What about Tanne Now he's still He's still there.

Speaker 1 (17:21):
Kirk Cousin's gone like and I'm going, oh my god,
if this dude is playing me right now, just like
they do on reality. And he could have he could have.
My season would have been over.

Speaker 2 (17:36):
You could have got another quarterback, but a shitty one.

Speaker 1 (17:38):
I would have been I mean, let's go look at
the quarterbacks that are left in my division.

Speaker 2 (17:42):
Have had Tannehill the backup in Cardinalville. I mean they're
starting for the Cardinals Houston, Texan.

Speaker 1 (17:49):
Oh my god, c J. Stroud, I mean, oh my god.

Speaker 2 (17:52):
Oh Bry's young for sure. All right, let's go couple
college quarterbacks.

Speaker 1 (17:57):
I mean it was I was just stressing, dressing, stressing,
and the whole time just going, Okay, I hope this
is gonna come through. I'm not gonna take Jordan Love,
Baker Mayfield, Derek Carr, Mac Jones, Desmond Ridder, Sam Howe,
Kenny Pickett, Ryan Tannehill. Those are the ones that are available.
And I'm like, all right, after the draft, it's over.
I have no quarterback nothing. And I send him a message, Dude,

(18:20):
I'm sending you the trade right now. And I send
it and I sit there, and I sit there, and
I sit there, and after six seconds of waiting, Honey,
my Casandia, After six seconds of waiting, Trevor Lawrence appears

(18:41):
on my roster. Holy the trade.

Speaker 2 (18:46):
I knew I could trust and trust.

Speaker 1 (18:48):
The Fighting bean Rolls. I want you to be my
final two.

Speaker 2 (18:51):
Man.

Speaker 1 (18:52):
I am taking you to the end.

Speaker 2 (18:53):
What the alliance.

Speaker 1 (18:54):
The alliance has been set, Fighting bean Rolls. I want
you to, you know, talk to that's a jury and
tell them why you should be named loan survivor, why
you should win that million dollars. Me and you, man,
you are a trust worthy individual. I salute you. I
don't have a hat, but I tip race Captre you
for you being honest, trustworthy and coming through on your word.

Speaker 2 (19:18):
I mean that right there, honestly is what our country
was founded on. Ough, and it's evident still in twenty
twenty three, as much sex and fornication as there is,
you can still trust a brother across the internet.

Speaker 1 (19:29):
Now, would it been okay for him to not do it?
Would that have been dirty dog? Would it have been
uh in poor sportsmanship? Or would it have been a
valid move?

Speaker 3 (19:41):
No?

Speaker 2 (19:41):
Honestly, I mean it would have been really bad. But
we have no rules against making an agreement during the
draft and then not following through, so he would have
legally been fine. But you obviously would have hated the dude.

Speaker 1 (19:53):
But I would have ever hated him. It's just a dirty
way to play.

Speaker 2 (19:56):
But hey, if it comes out and you're an oil
worker in Texas and you win four thousand dollars, he's
never gonna see you again. He's never gonna meet you again.
Maybe one day down the road you're able to get
him tickets to Morgan Wallin. And that's how you guys
are able to grease each other. But as of right now,
he could have definitely screwed you.

Speaker 1 (20:12):
He could have showed up at CC three, you know,
coaching Commssion three with the shirt on, said I'm the
one that didn't trade a quarterback to lunch boy. Wow.
That had been dirty in Nashville. But you fighting Bean Rolls.
Thank you. That's the end of the fantasy talk. We'll
take a break. I mean, do you think people have
probably hated that?

Speaker 2 (20:28):
No, that was good because you were able to incorporate
trust into it and everybody deals with that every day.
Can you trust Sally? Can you trust Jim across the desk?
Can you trust your work at home wife? I mean,
is she meeting the neighbor right now?

Speaker 1 (20:41):
I mean, I know I can trust Lorie. I don't
know if I can trust Sam because he wears a
cowboys hat. Don't know Zapoppa from the two one? Oh
where's a cowboys hat? Can't trust him? You know what
I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (20:51):
Look around this room, Ray, I trust you.

Speaker 1 (20:54):
We'll take a break. Dude. How is your vacation good?

Speaker 2 (21:04):
Good? I would need I thought about it. If I
was to talk about my vacation, I would I mean
I really would almost need a full series of a
whole week. I would need five episodes probably to really
break down at all. Or you can gloss over things,
or you can give the creative version. There's so many
different ways to tell people about your vacation. You can

(21:26):
be in the hallway, man, how's your vacation lit? Bro man,
Oh yeah, hell yeah, dude, Oh it was straight fire
man all five days. Bro oh yeah, chick oh yeah,
banging chick dog a floss man beach, white sand, turquoise water,
or you can go in more in depth or whatever,
but from a surface level, turquoise water, white beaches, Bahamas,

(21:49):
Turks and Caicos, Miami. Dope as hell, and it was free.

Speaker 1 (21:54):
Just amazing.

Speaker 2 (21:56):
Hey, sometimes you gotta check your dms because you may
have a free offer. Maybe not to the common man,
but luckily one came through my inbox.

Speaker 1 (22:04):
But just super badass, like everything was badass. It was badass.

Speaker 2 (22:07):
I mean, if there was one thing that wasn't is
just to getting the use to the boat moving because
you're chilling. You're like, it doesn't leave for six hours.
You're like, oh, you're just chilling, living life. Let me
have a drink, hey, I'm gonna get another drink. Holy Foods.
I mean, they don't do buffets. They make everything, which
is unlike any other crews I've been on. So you
go up, Hey, can I get cheezburg I mean best

(22:27):
cheeseburg fries. I'm not kidding, ef In awesome food's great
little smores dessert. You know what, I'm on vacation. Let
me eat that. Well, about six hours later, the boat
starts moving, and all that food you ate starts moving,
and the drinks you had start moving. Luckily, we had
dramamine and a little sticker we put behind our ears,
so you're fine. The only down part was when the
boat first started moving. Yeah, I follow sick. Other than that, dude,

(22:51):
it was nothing but climaxes port. This bikinis, I can't
even I mean I couldn't even look in any direction
of the bikinis everywhere. I mean I think they're well.
Also a lot of dudes, a lot of dudes, you know, No,
I don't. So there we're going back banana hammock. Oh
so that might have also been a downside. I'd look
over the left, banana hammock, look over the right. Ladies

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basically topless so it's like, Okay, that's cool, but I really,
I mean, is it appropriate to stare at the lady?
Look over to your left and there's like four banana hammocks.
Now thea hammocks have made friends with other banana hammocks.
So it's just like, good.

Speaker 1 (23:26):
God, what do I look at?

Speaker 2 (23:28):
Baezer, give me your knocker, let me see the hanger go.
Sometimes it was people watching. I mean, there'd be people dancing.
It was one of its virgin is just, I guess
known for being crazy. I mean, sometimes you just see
a dude dancing by himself, just like on the boat.
I don't know what he was on. I don't know
if he found something on it. He was on the boat, yeah,

(23:48):
I don't know if it was a special little port
mission that he went on and found some good stuff. Dude,
he just be bouncing bouncing around on the deck floor
and you're like, what is going on?

Speaker 1 (23:56):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (23:58):
I mean, but yeah, hey, that's the gloss overview. It
was epic.

Speaker 1 (24:03):
Please let me tell you. So we went to California
for a few days, went to the beach, fine, whatever,
nothing exciting. Then we went to Estes Park, Colorado and
stayed at the YMCA of the Rockies very expensive, no
non expensive.

Speaker 2 (24:18):
Estes Park is known for being upper crust.

Speaker 1 (24:22):
Like the hotel rooms eighty nine bucks a night, all right,
and then everything at the YMCA camp is included, like
you can do all these activities.

Speaker 2 (24:31):
Fine.

Speaker 1 (24:31):
It was, I mean, the kids loved it. Were in
the mountains, fantastic.

Speaker 2 (24:35):
My one question is there a schedule or do you
make this schedule?

Speaker 1 (24:39):
Well, they have scheduled, like if you want to go,
like your kids can go to like a class. We
went to a class to learn about some of the animals.
So they learned about some of the animals. They learned
about their footprints.

Speaker 2 (24:49):
But does it say ten am two pm four, Yes.

Speaker 1 (24:52):
It tells you what time those classes are. If you
want to go, you're not required to. It just has
options to do things to learn things awesome. Went and
learned about the the animals tracks and their poop.

Speaker 2 (25:04):
What about this poop And.

Speaker 1 (25:06):
The lady is like, we're not going to call it poop.
Miss Tony was like, we're gonna call it scat. Yes,
you gotta use the technical term for scat. So my
kids were aught about diarrhea. My kids were all into
the scat like Oh look, that's dear scat. That's elk scat.
It's that scat. Daddy scattered everything. But the only problem
is our scat. We had a diarrhea bug.

Speaker 2 (25:30):
Holy hell, I jumped the gun and buried the lead.

Speaker 1 (25:34):
So we absolutely had the ships.

Speaker 2 (25:40):
Okay, but also the traveling. It might not just be you.
I mean it infected us all.

Speaker 1 (25:45):
No, no, no, no, I think it was I think
it was a bug that my little youngest son had
and gave it to all of us. Because, let me
tell you, every like we'd be somewhere and we'd have
to I'd have to run to the toilet, or my
three year old had to run to the toilet, or
my five year old had to run to the toilet.
We had a lot of little bit of accidents in

(26:08):
the underwear. Wow that and it never happens. You gotta
jump straight to the shower on those moments. Well, it
wasn't bad. It was just a little bit. But then
we get to the toilet and it was explosion, you know,
just like boom, and it's like painful when your stomach
hurts and you got I mean, you gotta run. I'd
wake up in the middle of night, I had to
run to the pot in the toilet. Davy Crockett, I
have sharded And so my wife decided we were gonna

(26:30):
do the touristy thing of taking family pictures in the
Rocky Mountain National Park. Got to when you're there in
the mountains. We've done it. At the beach, my youngest
son was still inside my wife's belly. So he has
come down the birth canal. He's been on this earth
for almost two years, and we don't have family pictures.
So we hired a photographer off at Instagram. My wife
found some girl. The girl drove three hours three hours

(26:54):
to come take pictures.

Speaker 2 (26:55):
Sorry, it's more of a prison photo. We're not happy.

Speaker 1 (26:58):
And we'd go into the Rocky Mountain National Park and
we go down to this little field and there's just
this stream going through it and I think it was
called by you Lake or something like that.

Speaker 2 (27:09):
I don't know, and.

Speaker 1 (27:12):
You can see the mountains. It's beautiful. We drop jump
over this little sand little place and we're throwing rocks
in the water, throwing rocks in the water, and that's
when my five year old grabs his stomach. He's like that,
I gotta go poo poo that I gotta go poopoo.
And I'm like, uh, we got nowhere to go. There's

(27:32):
a bride and groom taking their pictures and I'm like,
there is no I mean, there's nothing but grass.

Speaker 2 (27:40):
And that's how picturesque it is.

Speaker 1 (27:42):
Oh, it's so picture picturesque if.

Speaker 2 (27:43):
They're gonna have a marriage wedding in front of it. Yes.

Speaker 1 (27:46):
So there is one kind of big rock in the
middle of the field.

Speaker 2 (27:48):
Honey, you want to renew our valal.

Speaker 1 (27:50):
And when I say big rock, I'm saying it's like
three feet tall, maybe two and a half feet tall,
so not even that big. I was like, Bud, we're
gonna go behind that rock. And so he goes over
behind the rock and he pulls his pants down and Dud,
I said, stick your butt out, cover up that blowhole.
I said, stick that butt out. And he stuck that

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butt out, and.

Speaker 2 (28:14):
Well, those fish are dead.

Speaker 1 (28:16):
No. No, he painted that rock.

Speaker 2 (28:19):
Oh, look at this beautiful rock. They call it painted rock.

Speaker 1 (28:22):
Holy hell, that shit, honey. There was a ship all
over the rock, a tour guide.

Speaker 2 (28:29):
Oh, this is a beautiful moss. Sometimes that these rocks get.

Speaker 1 (28:32):
Oh that's stat ah, that's human shit and the I mean,
it's all over, like all over, and so I'm like,
all right, but stay right here. I'm gonna run and
get the wipes out of the car. So I run,
I get the wipes out of the car and wipe
his butt and he goes, Data, Data, people are gonna

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think that's Elk scat.

Speaker 2 (28:57):
They're gonna be tracking him. He goes all the way
to the crib.

Speaker 1 (29:01):
He goes, They're gonna think that's elkscat, But that's my scat.

Speaker 2 (29:09):
Yeah, son, we tricked the Indians. They'll be wandering for hours.

Speaker 1 (29:14):
He was so proud of the fact that people thought,
we're gonna think it was Elk scat. He goes, but Dada,
that's really my scat.

Speaker 2 (29:23):
Son. They don't have this in the instructional class, the
old diary shooter up the rock.

Speaker 1 (29:28):
Dude. It was so freaking funny that he just kept
calling I mean, for days after that, he kept going, Data,
you think my scat's still there.

Speaker 2 (29:39):
You're gonna confuse some terrorists for days with that.

Speaker 1 (29:43):
I mean, I think it's pretty obvious, but I let
him believe. I let him believe that people really thought
it was gonna it was Elk scat. There they were
gonna be fooled. And he was so excited about that,
and that was awesome, That was great.

Speaker 2 (30:01):
Let your dad had a little bull elk.

Speaker 1 (30:03):
Scat on my my one year old he had diaper
rash because he had diarrhea all you know, he was
having diarrhea.

Speaker 2 (30:10):
So then they put a little bit of plant brush
on that.

Speaker 1 (30:12):
So that at the cabin we started letting him go
without a diaper. Man. Well, you guys were at Aborigines
and he kept shitting on the floor a ray we
were indigenous, if you will. I mean shitting on that
like it's like a little brown carbet. It's like old,
old at the cabin.

Speaker 2 (30:30):
I mean this was the Oregon trail.

Speaker 1 (30:32):
And so I had to pick I picked it up,
you know, in a little like a dog like dog poop.
You put your hand in a plastic bag and you
scoop it off the carpet, you know, and I mean
it's old carpet. So there's no way they're gonna know.

Speaker 2 (30:42):
Needless to say, you didn't get the deposit back.

Speaker 1 (30:44):
Well the last no, no, no, you couldn't tell because it
was like brown. So you just get I mean, and
when and when a little bit would come out. He
would get scared and cry.

Speaker 2 (30:52):
Ah.

Speaker 1 (30:54):
The only problem is the last morning we're there, he
did it a little couple of small, little drop you know.
And so I picked them up in the plastic bag
and I set it down.

Speaker 2 (31:05):
They're gonna think it's a little bunny sketch.

Speaker 1 (31:08):
I thought, Dad, they're gonna think it's deer scat. Son.

Speaker 2 (31:14):
We're gonna be tricking tours for days.

Speaker 1 (31:16):
And I so I left the bag. I set the
bag down on the counter, just not thinking, like I
started cleaning.

Speaker 2 (31:21):
Other things were scat.

Speaker 1 (31:24):
And then my wife's like, oh, I need a plastic bag.

Speaker 2 (31:26):
Honey, we need those scat.

Speaker 1 (31:28):
She goes, I need a plastic bag to put this
stuff in. And the bag is crumpled on the counter
and she got that one.

Speaker 2 (31:35):
No.

Speaker 1 (31:35):
I wouldn't no, I wouldn't pay attention, right, I wasn't
paying attention. So she grabs the bag and what do
you do when you grab a bag to open it
up to make sure you know? And she goes, was
this the poop bag? Was this the poop bag? I
scored a god. I got ship on my island. I

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got ship on my eyelid.

Speaker 2 (32:00):
You guys vacate was based around blowhole.

Speaker 1 (32:02):
She goes, I got ship on my island. Why would
you leave the ship bag on.

Speaker 2 (32:07):
The counter wearing my sunglasses?

Speaker 1 (32:09):
Why did you not throw away? She goes, If I
get pink on because I got poop in my eye,
I'm going to rub it on you.

Speaker 2 (32:18):
Well, honey, it's gonna be old faithful in a minute.

Speaker 1 (32:22):
And I am like, I am sorry, I am sorry,
I set it down. I don't know I started. Why
would you leave the ship bag on the counter, goach? Little?

Speaker 2 (32:35):
Did you know what you learned in that scat class
was gonna come so easy, so.

Speaker 1 (32:39):
Useful, dude. It was so great. Then the other highlight
was we went to a Colorado Rockies game.

Speaker 2 (32:45):
Man.

Speaker 1 (32:45):
Oh, we went down the course field and saw my team,
the Toronto blue Jays play. I'm Canadian because I saw
the Toronto Blue Jays in Boston and then I saw
the Toronto Blue Jays in Colorado. And let me tell you,
that's the beautiful, bad ass, beautiful beautiful ballpark. I don't
even know how old it is, but it looks brand new.

Speaker 2 (33:06):
Nineteen ninety three.

Speaker 1 (33:07):
It is thirty years old, and it looks brand new.

Speaker 2 (33:10):
It's seven and thirty years old.

Speaker 1 (33:12):
Thirty years old looks brand new. We buy tickets, we go.

Speaker 2 (33:16):
To the game. How much will you take, scalper.

Speaker 1 (33:18):
And I know we bought them online. Plenty of good
seats still available.

Speaker 2 (33:22):
Yeah. Did you see the purple seats at the very top?
A mile above sea level?

Speaker 1 (33:25):
Is that what those were?

Speaker 2 (33:26):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (33:26):
I didn't go that far up, but I saw people
sitting up there.

Speaker 2 (33:28):
There's one line in the very top and that that point,
you're exactly one mile above sea level. That's pretty cool,
crazy stat. Ray, Thanks for telling me prior.

Speaker 1 (33:37):
Yes, I would have gone up and checked it out,
but no, I had the kids with me, and the
only problem is you're short of breath. No, I wouldn't
short of breath then air up there. Yeah, but we
hiked mountains. I was okay, really, yeah, you guys, go
on ahead. We get to the game, but we don't
know where to park. Just look for the signs that say, yes,

(34:01):
exactly what we did, Ray, And they're like lot A
lot B this way, all right. And we tried to
buy a lot B online and it looked like it
was so damn far away, but it's literally right across
the street. So I'm like, hell yeah, let's go.

Speaker 2 (34:14):
And I will say things have changed, dude. It used
to be an industrial you were parking in some rough lots.

Speaker 1 (34:19):
Oh no, they've made some bars they've made I mean,
it's it's looking real nice. And so I'm like, damn,
message right across the street. We'll do that for twenty
three bucks. Twenty three bucks on the card. Okay, you're
gonna go down here and then you're gonna take a right. Oh,
then you're gonna go past that parking garage, take a right,

(34:40):
and then you're gonna go left and go. And I'm like, well,
now we're a mile and a half from the stadium.

Speaker 2 (34:44):
Where's Blake Street.

Speaker 1 (34:45):
And I'm like, there's no way my kids are gonna
walk a mile and a half to the stadium, Like
we are freaking I mean, it started out we were right,
I could see the state like right there, and you
bought it already. I bought it already, and I'm look,
I'm like, look, we're gonna have to eat. I'm dropping
you guys off here. You guys start walking, I'll go
park at the end of the parking lot. I'll meet
you bye. So I get my five year old out
of the car and my wife's like, we're not doing that.

(35:07):
We're not doing that.

Speaker 2 (35:07):
We're going as a family.

Speaker 1 (35:09):
She was like, you know what, We're just going to
eat the twenty three dollars and we're going to go
find another parking spa.

Speaker 2 (35:13):
What the rich rich?

Speaker 1 (35:15):
And I said, in this economy, a go on go
And she said, well, I mean, I don't know what
else to do. This is our one little disagreement of
the whole trip. I tipped my cap to her and
I was like, all right, we're pulling out. And as
I'm hitting the exit, I rolled down to my window,
just for some reason, I look at the guy selling

(35:36):
a little parking paths and I said, hey, man, hey,
you got crack. I said, you can't buy tar heroin.
I look at him, I said, hey, is there a
shuttle or do we have to walk this far? He goes, oh, no,

(35:57):
there's a shuttle. Man.

Speaker 2 (35:58):
That's what I'm talking about.

Speaker 1 (36:00):
Why didn't you guys say that in the beginning. You
could have saved us the aggravation, the frustration, the freaking out,
the thought that we're gonna eat twenty three dollars and
go park somewhere else. There was no signs about a shuttle,
so we go park in the back of the lot.

Speaker 2 (36:13):
Oh yeah, brother, it's a mile walk. We'd never make
you do that.

Speaker 1 (36:16):
We would never make you park that far back and
not have a shuttle. And I'm like, the Colorado Rockies
are amazing. And we get in the shut We get
the first shuttle right out of we parked, get us
to the gate in centerfield. Our tickets are third baseline,
up above third base, so we had to walk around
the whole stadium. But it was awesome. It was beautiful.

(36:38):
It was great. Coursefield was fantastic.

Speaker 2 (36:41):
Did you see the player. It's in lights. It slides
into a base center field. It's on the outside of
the stadium. You can see a baseball player. It's all lights.

Speaker 1 (36:51):
Oh maybe I missed like that. I may have missed that.
But it was a beautiful stadium. It was a great game.
The weather was fantastic. Did you see a home run?
Oh yeah, I saw home run.

Speaker 2 (37:00):
The waterfalls go off when it was.

Speaker 1 (37:01):
Home the Blue Jays at home run.

Speaker 2 (37:03):
Oh yeah. Rockies aren't good this year.

Speaker 1 (37:05):
No, no, but the Rockies were down worst team in
baseball five nothing four. They were down four to nothing
after one and they won eight seven.

Speaker 2 (37:12):
That's Rockies baseball.

Speaker 1 (37:13):
Yeah, it was. It was a solid game. On Saturday night,
we went and my kid had never heard of the
Rockies before that night, but he was die hard for
the Rockies that night. And let me tell you, the
Blue Jays fans in Boston, they took over the stadium.
They took over the Stateum Stadium in Colorado. There are
Blue Jays fans everywhere or they just travel really really well.

Speaker 2 (37:35):
It's gotta be the young influx. They love the Bigio guy,
they love lad that all of them.

Speaker 1 (37:40):
I mean, it's amazing, but how many Canadians are at
these games.

Speaker 2 (37:43):
Alejandro Kirk is very popular.

Speaker 1 (37:45):
He is popular. He's a chunky dude.

Speaker 2 (37:48):
He had him some pork missiles.

Speaker 1 (37:50):
Hey, I saw him when I was in Boston. I
saw him walking into the locker room, like right off
the street, but I didn't get to talk to him.

Speaker 2 (37:56):
Did you get a pork missile?

Speaker 1 (37:57):
Got I got a brought worst. Oh that's a big
board missile, the one that's the ker Meyer, the one
that gave me the heisman in Boston. He hit the
home run, yeah, full circle and it was Charlie Blackman
Bobblehead night and dude was on. He did everything, hit,
steal base it RBI. I mean he was awesome.

Speaker 2 (38:20):
He looks like he lived in the woods that you
guys were staying with the painted rock with shit. His
beard goes down to his knees. It's awesome. And he
doesn't smile. He doesn't take pictures, he doesn't autograph. We
saw him in spring training. And you don't get nothing
from Charlie. All you get is a beard and a
back turned Jory. All right, Charlie, see you next time, Charley. Nope,

(38:44):
right to the bag. HiT's spring training, Charlie.

Speaker 1 (38:46):
Yeah, thanks, Charlie.

Speaker 2 (38:47):
Throws the ball, Charlie, my nephew. Then he'll steal some.
When your catcher goes to throw to his own family,
my nephew will steal some. That's how we'll get one.

Speaker 1 (38:55):
I will say, thank you, Charlie. The one thing about
the net being there, now tougher to get balls. No,
it's easier to get balls. You don't have to be
in the front row. Usually they used to just toss
it to the front row.

Speaker 2 (39:06):
Good point.

Speaker 1 (39:06):
Now they throw it over the net and they throw
it deeper into the stands. We didn't get a ball,
but they were throwing them to all different sections because
as they're coming in out of the field, they just
throw it over the net and they're not scared about
throwing it deep. It used to be just toss it
to the kid in the front row, toss it to
the hotty with the big boobs in the front row.
Now it's just chunk it up and it's awesome.

Speaker 2 (39:26):
Do you like the scoreboard, the old school scoreboard and
rite how they manually change the scores?

Speaker 1 (39:30):
Great?

Speaker 2 (39:30):
Did the kids like it?

Speaker 1 (39:33):
My three year old was interested for about two innings.

Speaker 2 (39:36):
I mean that's usually normal fans.

Speaker 1 (39:38):
My five year old was into it the whole game.

Speaker 2 (39:40):
There we go.

Speaker 1 (39:41):
He loved it. Loved it enough about vacation. Football is back.
We're gonna take a break. I gotta go find Pitts.
I told him he was coming in. He's going to
the game. He's going to the Chiefs Lions at Arrowhead
tomorrow night. We gotta get him in here. The Super
Bowl champs open the season. We'll be right back. I'm

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gonna go see if I can find them. All right, Ray,
let's go barbecue.

Speaker 2 (40:11):
Well, we've waited a whole year to finally welcome our
friend Pitts. Ray turned that bed down. You know we're
gonna have five seconds Bob's Barbecue. We have the best ribs,
we have the best wings, we have the best fries.
Coaslaws good and so the beans come get it. We
got pork missiles this year too. We had a little
bit of barbecue. Little Grizzie impregnanty with cheese. Come kim
Bob's Barbecue, Best King's City and surround the areas. If

(40:33):
you don't mind me saying, we'll be open for a
while until there's another pandemic.

Speaker 1 (40:36):
Bob's Barbecue.

Speaker 2 (40:37):
Who Pitts? Where are you?

Speaker 3 (40:40):
Brother? Brother?

Speaker 1 (40:43):
How you doing brother?

Speaker 3 (40:45):
I'm hungry now pork missiles?

Speaker 1 (40:48):
Uh brother, Hey, God's brother forgot he was gonna be
on the pod. So he is already headed to the
house and he is ready to pack his bags because
he's going to Kansas City.

Speaker 3 (41:00):
I I'm afraid, I'm afraid. I'm gonna have to let
you know that Travis Kelson and I have something in common.

Speaker 1 (41:07):
Oh no, you've got a spring knee.

Speaker 3 (41:09):
Either one of us is gonna be playing tomorrow. It's
gonna be better than mine. That I think We're both
gonna be watching the game.

Speaker 1 (41:21):
I think the knee got him, brother. I mean tomorrow,
are they gonna do the banner tomorrow night? You get
to see the flag fly the super Bowl champion Kansas
said he changed.

Speaker 3 (41:33):
It's gonna be pretty damn exciting. They should reveal the
second Super Bowl banner since since I've been a season
ticket number, so I'm certainly excited. Uh and not only that,
but I've never seen the Lions play, so I'm looking
forward to seeing the lightings their Lions. Always fun to
see a team they haven't played. So Jared Gobb's never
seen Arrowhead from what I understand, or never played in it,

(41:53):
so it'll be a pretty eye opening experience for him.
It's gonna be college crowd, loud like it all. He
is at Arrowhead, probably gonna be notched up another descwold
because it is week one of the new season. Yep,
I'm going to be there. I'm going to be screaming
my face off and hopefully I'll bring back to Kansas
City death bub.

Speaker 1 (42:13):
Are you meeting up with Goldie? Are you meeting up
with the family, the the the the guy and wife
from the steakhouse that you clucked with.

Speaker 3 (42:20):
I don't know if I was thinking about that. I
need to I don't. I've got his number, saying someone
in my phone. Don't have a phone. That's for another podcast.
But I'm going to try to find where he was.
He was over there by tailgate section. Jay, if you're
looking to hang out at Arrowhead this weekend or come
on night with me? Yeah, So I'm gonna go try
buy drive by him and see if I can't get
some free food and alcohol. Hello, but'll get where it's at, man,

(42:43):
you just I'm I'm gonna bring a flask of whiskey.

Speaker 1 (42:45):
It's supposed to.

Speaker 3 (42:46):
Beautiful weather in Kansas City. High of eighty six, low
sixty five, which means game time temperature probably in the
mid seventies. Not sure the winds, but I can already
smell Arrowhead. I will be walking around with a whiskey
and something so something carbonated and enjoying high fiving fucking fans. Man,
I'm pumped it. Zarohead, It's back. It's it's gonna be

(43:07):
a fun night at Arrowhead Stadium.

Speaker 2 (43:09):
Gonna get by the way.

Speaker 3 (43:10):
I know a lot of people say they call Arohead
and forever will.

Speaker 1 (43:14):
Be are you headed to the casino beforehand.

Speaker 3 (43:18):
No, man, I've kind of man, I just don't. I
don't want to gamble as much. I don't care much
about it anymore. Man. If I just get out and
put my feet on the ground every day and work,
I got plenty of the money, so I don't need
to be in the damn casino. I need to get
my game ready, which is means making sure I'm wearing
everything red. Not quite a super fan. Probably won't dress
up as a freak or a gorilla or Robinie Banks,

(43:40):
won't be a girl. Man who just can't let his
addiction to football go, you know, carries it with him
in his forties.

Speaker 1 (43:51):
I mean, brother, this is so exciting. I mean, I
don't know. I watched quarterbacks Patty Mahomes. He's pretty awesome.
He's amazing. You're going to see him. You're the defending
super Bowl champs. I mean, are you what what's up
with this year?

Speaker 3 (44:07):
Brother?

Speaker 1 (44:07):
Let's talk?

Speaker 3 (44:09):
Man, I got it doesn't get much better than a
fifty four boarding pass, so I might even get to
sit where I want on the flight. It's just gonna
be a great day. The early bird gods get me
on the chickens this morning, So probably get a little
hot toddy at the air in the morning, paint three
times what it's worth like you usually do. And I'm
gonna sit next to somebody I don't want to sit

(44:29):
next to and put my air pods in. And first
off we will play the Chiefs Chance. We'll be doing
that at about eight twenty five Central time, and then
we'll be wheels up a hour and a half later.
We'll be in Casey Mo. Bob got the old rental car,
hope I fit in it. I got the mystery car.
Her guys are rented a mystery car before. Not really

(44:50):
sure what I'm getting.

Speaker 1 (44:51):
Oh, is it just like a grab bag sort of
like when you do that, uh whatever it is when
you do Expedia and they just picked the hotel for you.

Speaker 3 (44:58):
Yeah, exactly, I picked my hotel. I got the Expedia.
They've done me pretty solid. So yeah, but I'm not
gonna be at the hotel long. It's a quick trip.
Thursday up party, get that dub, hang out in the
parking a lot a little while with the crazies. Back
to the hotel. They're a little work. They got a
hot tub. They got a hot tub, forgot to tell
you a fifty four boarding passes, not where it stops.

(45:18):
They got a hot dub. It's pretty much gonna be
an epic week and whatever the hell. I called this
like a vacation for me since I never get away,
So literally, I'm gonna be like on vacation for twenty
four hours. But in my mind gets bigger than that.
So hopefully they'll don't beat your little snotty nosed kids
with their parents in the hot tub, and I'll have
it all to myself and uh looking forward to that.
So if you're listening, don't bring your snotty those kids

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in my hotel.

Speaker 2 (45:43):
Brother saying tom On, ask me if he's worried about them?

Speaker 1 (45:45):
Are you are you? Are you worried about armand Saint Brown?
Are you worried about Jared Goff? Are you worried about
Jamior Gibbs, David Montgomery?

Speaker 3 (45:53):
You only worry about now Jamior Gibbs. I had a
bus kick off Kevin's but because I guess he's on
his fantasy team, so I told him as I was leaving,
just a bit of go when I failed on, you
spent that. I hope the Chiefs win by three points whatever.
I don't care what we win by as long as
we get the dove. And I hope your fantasy football
player does well. So I no, I don't wish any

(46:15):
harm on Old Jamar Gibbs because that's Kevin's fantasy player.
So I hope he goes off. I just hope we
beat him and Jared Goff. I'm not worried about I
think Jared Goff suspect. I think he's worthy of his position,
but he's not anybody. It's like, oh man, we're facing
Jared Goff like he's somebody who I think can study
a playbook to get the ball from the centers butt
to his receiver's hands and move forward. And you know,
I just don't know if he's a superstar. A lot

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of times I think players around him can make him
look like super superstars. I don't know that Kurt Warner
was as much a quarterback as the team around him
made him look. You know. So there's certain players in
certain situations that look better than they are. There's players
that look better when they leave organizations you know that
didn't look where, they didn't look good where they came from.
You know, just a matter of where they but I'm not.
I'm not sweating any teams in the Airrowhead, not really

(46:57):
sweating the game. Kelsey being out sucks. It's, you know,
probably gonna be out. I don't know if he's out
for sure. Not I'm gonna wait till hear from the Chiefs.
Not really what the media sensationalizes, but more than likely
probably out. Chris Jones not having Chris Jones, We've got
sneed out.

Speaker 1 (47:11):
Hey, Hey, wait, Bob, while you're in KC. You're gonna
stop by Chris Jones's house and let him know, Hey,
we need you.

Speaker 3 (47:19):
You know what. I think I would have done that
a month ago. I think I don't. I shouldn't speak
on the contract negotiations because I really don't know what
all goes into it. At the end of the day,
they are businessmen trying to make money for their families
and their legacies in the years that they aren't able
to play football. So I understand all the talks. I
feel like someone just could be taken care of him
in three or four months when they're you know, dicking
off after the playoffs the postseason. You know, why are

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we not?

Speaker 1 (47:40):
Not?

Speaker 3 (47:40):
Because it's about money. It's not about the fans. It's
not about to go whatever to me. It's about the
locker room at that point, like you got a brotherhood,
You got a union of guys who can grow from you,
who may not even play this year, but just your
leadership in the locker room or on the practice field
can aid in their and their endeavors as they you know,
progress in their football careers. There's just lots of reasons
leaders need to be on the field, whether that be

(48:02):
the practice field or the eight counts field. Leaders lead
and when you're not, when you are a leader and
you don't lead, And the more that you show that
you're not a leader, regardless of that behavior's warrants it
or not, I think, you know, he may, he may
up with another organization. I mean, you know, we couldn't
win without Tyreek Hill. We got our second Super Bowl

(48:22):
with him watching. You know, we weren't able to win
without you know, how will we do without the enemy.
It's not that we like to lose pieces or not
have things or when people hold out of the restrictions.
It's look, dude, you do you We just can't let
your decision making affect us moving forward.

Speaker 1 (48:37):
Hey, you do you. Hey, if you do, you and
we'll hang banners.

Speaker 3 (48:42):
That's exactly right. I mean it's I would say I
didn't know Belichick, but I would say he was the
same mindset I think Belichick. I mean, he's going to
try to beat you with whatever chess pieces he has,
whether that be Tom Brady, Matt Castle, Garoppolo, whoever he has.
If it's the receivers, go, he's going. That's what makes
football teams football teams, GRIBs, you know, like, and that's

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what I think we have in an Andy Reid staff
football team. I mean, I think we're as fortunate to
have Patty Mahomes or as Andy Reid as we are
to have Patty Mahomes. You don't hang banners in once
you have all those pieces in play. Chris Jones has
an opportunity to be that piece on the defensive side.
And if he would rather have money than that legacy,
that's fine. He'll have plenty of He'll have plenty of
money because he's a he's a dominant player at that position.

(49:25):
He's just more important than the plays that he makes.
Same thing with Kelsey being out, like, you'll see a
different offense because we scheme our offenses around Travis Kelsey.
He takes up two defenders when he comes to the line.
He's able to block, He's able to get free on
any defender in the league. I don't care who you
line up in front of him. You know, he just
forces defense to take a step back every single time

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he's on the field. So that'll hurt a little bit.
But again, when you don't have players where they're supposed
to be, you have players they shouldn't be where they're
at getting to be there. So you know, I think
Noah Gray will be fine. I'm excited to see who
the defense puts out there. Gibbs is going to be
tough to stop. Just got an arm. But I don't
know the Gibbs or Golf have ever tried to put
football at Arrowhead Stadium. A thousand people screaming their faces

(50:07):
off on a seventy degree night in kc MO. It's
not ever fun for the opposing team.

Speaker 1 (50:12):
Well, brother, I walk out of there with a win.

Speaker 3 (50:15):
Not likely, but hey, it is what it is. The
first game doesn't count, it's the last one that counts.
We've got more experience with the last game than the
Lions do, so we'll bring home field advantage, a legacy,
a couple banners, a better team, and better fans to
the game Thursday night and see how we fare.

Speaker 1 (50:30):
Brother, Do you want to give a speech or do
you just want to lead us in the chief?

Speaker 3 (50:34):
Hi? Just did I think? I think I just did?
Matter of fact, I dropped the mic.

Speaker 1 (50:37):
Yeah, where's that? Where's that?

Speaker 2 (50:39):
Chief?

Speaker 1 (50:39):
Chief champ As? We let you go give us that, Chief,
get one.

Speaker 3 (50:48):
I look like we're doing there. Stay holding my phone
and I'm saving it for Thursday night.

Speaker 1 (50:52):
All right, brother, have a good trip.

Speaker 3 (50:55):
And if you're at the game, I'm in red third section,
look for me, chiefs hat.

Speaker 2 (51:00):
All right, bye, brother, Thank you for calling in, Pitts
and X the text. If you're calling in Nashville, you
must already be in Missouri. Thanks again, Pitts for coming on.
Come down to Bubbs. We'll make sure to get you
off to the game with a full belly and.

Speaker 1 (51:15):
We'll be right back.

Speaker 2 (51:21):
Dude.

Speaker 1 (51:22):
Another thing that happened to me. I got home Sunday
night from vacation. I watched zero and I mean zero
college football this weekend.

Speaker 2 (51:31):
That's on you.

Speaker 1 (51:32):
So Sunday night, I'm like, all right.

Speaker 2 (51:34):
You know what I'm gonna do Florida State elis.

Speaker 1 (51:36):
I'm gonna sit down and watch Florida State LSU.

Speaker 2 (51:39):
Let's go.

Speaker 1 (51:40):
Oh, I didn't care. It was supposed to be a
heavyweight battle bow teams supposed to be really good. And
I sit down, I turn on the TV and my
TV no longer has ABC.

Speaker 2 (51:52):
Oh you got the YouTube? I have no.

Speaker 1 (51:54):
No, I have ATTU Verse and I guess there's some
disagreement or something where I don't know what it is.
But if you would like to get ABC, please contact No. No,
why am I not getting ABC? They are not carrying
ABC on their cable package right now because of the fight.
I don't know what the fight is. So I couldn't
watch the damn game.

Speaker 2 (52:15):
Well you're also messing out on GMA. Good Morning America.

Speaker 1 (52:18):
Yeah, no, I'm at work at that time, Ray. But yes,
I sat down to watch my first college football game
of the year and I couldn't watch it because it
was on ABC. Thank you very much for this little dispute.
Now I can't watch ABC college football.

Speaker 2 (52:34):
The one thing I did not mention on the cruise,
there was a little gambling. Once you reported you're not
able to gamble, it's local laws. Turks, Honduras, excuse me,
Bahamas and Miami no gambling, so a lot of the
hours you're not allowed to. When we were, we cleaned
their ass out in craps, I couldn't lose. Bazer slots
weren't as hot. We ended up coming up four hundred,

(52:57):
i'd say, but it could have been if at one slot,
one slot would have turned us a smile, turned and
looked our way, gave us a little pat on the ass,
groped us. If one slot would have given us a
little bit of love.

Speaker 1 (53:10):
I'm sorry her slot wasn't working, man.

Speaker 2 (53:12):
We would have been well over four figures. And then
we came home. We did a weekend parlay. Well, they
gave us a free bet. We lost that. We always
lose those. We went for three grand. Then we said
let's get smart for a thirty dollars one a banger.
It was a four hundred dollars weekend. Add that to
the craps eight hundred dollars. An awesome opening weekend to

(53:32):
college football. I'm not saying I knew what was going on,
but alive bet prime dude.

Speaker 1 (53:39):
I heard it was.

Speaker 2 (53:41):
That game was awesome. I heard it was awesome, dude,
every minute. I hadn't bet the first half, Buddy Danny said, hey,
I put fifty dollars on who to cover Michigan one
of the two Michigan, Ohio State somebody, and they didn't cover.
So he lost that. But he said Colorado money line.
So he was going crazy the whole game. And at halftime,

(54:01):
I said, damn it, let me put some money on this.
So we did the thirty dollars bet. Did that? Did
a Michigan under did a LSU?

Speaker 1 (54:09):
We LSU got their ass hold on. I saw the
final score.

Speaker 2 (54:11):
They got their hold on. Did not that game? Did
the the night game of that, which was I wish
I would add my computer up here with me. But anyways,
we did that night game whichever it was. It was
North Carolina South Carolina, and we went heavy North Carolina
final leg of the parlay. It hit. All that being said,

(54:34):
we bet prime in the second half and it was awesome.
They got four and a half and I mean it
was diving interception. The one hunter kid plays both ways,
Deon Sanders' son. He was bawling out over five hundred
and four tugs. I was a little worried for Heisman candidate.
But they'll get waxed by Nebraska.

Speaker 1 (54:54):
Don't worry. When I said put a flyer on Cavee
club Nick to win the Heisman, I hope you didn't.

Speaker 2 (54:59):
Bet that flyer right at all?

Speaker 1 (55:01):
That flyer crash, right man? I mean, great job. Yeah,
I mean I thought he was like the number one
high school quarterback recruit. Well, let me tell you he
looked like dog Craft.

Speaker 2 (55:13):
Yeah, they need a DJL Gungli.

Speaker 3 (55:15):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (55:15):
Yeah, he did pretty well at Oregon State, didn't He
did just fine. He was throwing that rock round probably.
I don't know who they were playing, but I know
they won.

Speaker 2 (55:24):
Not a beautiful game.

Speaker 1 (55:26):
But yeah, So I didn't watch much college football. I
watched a little bit of the Duke Clemson game. That
was it because I don't have ABC, so I didn't
watch that all weekend. I was out on vacation. Didn't
watch it. Great, But the NFL's back, college football's back.
I mean I am so pumped. Yes, yes, do you
want to No? No no, no no no no no no,

(55:47):
I'm I'm I really am excited in my chest right No no, no,
I didn't do that. I don't pay my chest. I'm
too old to do that.

Speaker 2 (55:54):
The fact the Pitt still goes hard on the red.

Speaker 1 (55:57):
It's okay.

Speaker 2 (55:57):
I love he's a fan, but I mean, when I'm
going to Vall's game, you gotta you get the backwards hat.
I got the money man' z l hat on now
for my birthday, and then I'm gonna just do the
Tennessee Valls jersey. Pitt's going hat, the pants, the jersey,
the shoes. Tough to land, a chick, tough to get.

Speaker 1 (56:15):
I get that. I don't understand people that. I don't
understand people that wear helmets. I don't understand people that
wear shoulder pads. Things like that. Way over the top.

Speaker 2 (56:23):
Lay of it to the bananas.

Speaker 1 (56:24):
But I'm gonna tell you, you wanna know who's gonna
be the NFC and AFC championship game. I've got it
figured out, okay. And in the AFC it's gonna be
the Bengals versus the Jaguars. That's cute, Bengals Jaguars, thanks.

Speaker 2 (56:36):
For going against my Titans.

Speaker 1 (56:38):
AFC Championship. I'm not saying the Titans aren't gonna win
the division. I'm just saying I think the Jaguars are
on the way up. They're on the way up. And
I think the Bengals are gonna go back to the
Super Bowl, and the Bengals are gonna go to the
Super Bowl and they in the NFC Championship. It's gonna
be God, I hate saying this. It's gonna make me puke.

(56:59):
Dallas Cowboys are gonna be in the NFC Championship. Dallas
Cowboys are gonna be in the NFC Championship, and they
are gonna play the San Francisco forty nine Ers. Oh
my god, I.

Speaker 2 (57:11):
Would say the Cowboys is the only exotic. Niners are chalk. Oh, actually,
Jaguars aren't shock either. That's it great. I like you
going out of the box instead of saying Chiefs and Niners.
That's what everybody says.

Speaker 1 (57:25):
Yeah, and I'm gonna say it's gonna be the Bengals
versus the Niners in the Super Bowl, and I have
the forty nine Ers winning the Super Bowl. That is
my pick. Forty nine Ers, Bengals in the Super Bowl,
Cowboys in the NFC Championship versus the forty nine ers,
Bengals versus Jaguars AFC Championship.

Speaker 2 (57:45):
Oh, I didn't know what were doing those picks today.

Speaker 1 (57:47):
Well, I'm in the season starts tomorrow. I didn't want to.
You know, if Patrick Mahomes gets hurt, it's pretty easy
not to pick them after tomorrow. You can wait till Friday. Man,
I just threw that on you.

Speaker 2 (57:56):
Yeah, I was thinking as a flyer to win it
all one hundred to one. I mean, why not take it?
You got a damn new receiver and they are usually
vine for the playoffs. Why not? I mean, Kelsey got hurt.
You see these guys are getting They're already getting hurt.

Speaker 1 (58:11):
Yeah, they're getting twisted and banged and all.

Speaker 2 (58:14):
They're getting hit like a storm too soon. We're also
avoiding Hurricaneadelia also on the trip.

Speaker 1 (58:20):
Oh, I didn't know about that.

Speaker 2 (58:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (58:22):
I won't pay attention man, Like I said, I was
too busy, dude.

Speaker 2 (58:27):
The best part of the trip was when they so
we've kind of jumped in and out of my trip.
That's the best way I like to handle it. Otherwise
I would need a full five hour podcast to really
break it all down. The best thing is when the
captain said, this is your captain speaking. There is a
major storm right now in the Gulf. We are no

(58:47):
longer going to Mexico. We are going to turks and cacos.
Like that was gonna be a honeymoon an as fuck. Yeah, dude,
the boats started partying. People were going buck wild because
Coast to Maya is just a really blase a port

(59:08):
and it's nothing really special to write home about. He
announced that, dude, the place was going ape shit. It
was awesome. We're like jerk saint Kaatsude.

Speaker 1 (59:18):
They're all sound crazy to me. I don't know what
you said about the other place, Coast to Maya. Yeah,
never heard of it, dude.

Speaker 2 (59:23):
We were supposed to go left if you're looking at
a map. We went blined it right. I was like,
I didn't even know that was possible. Is Paris possible?
What about Boston? Pick up? Justin oh Man, stop by
the Encore? It owes justin money. I need to go
and get it back.

Speaker 1 (59:41):
Yeah, all right, boys and girls, Happy Wednesday. We're out
of here. We'll see on Friday. Football is back tomorrow.
NFL's back tomorrow. I guess college has been back in
prime time. I mean, I can't they do. They were
like twenty one point underdogs. How the hell they win
the game?

Speaker 2 (59:55):
And also Yeah. They they're awesome. They're a very good team.
Everybody goes with names. Oh they got the players, I
mean their quarterbacks. There that Hunter did apparently could have
got one point five to play anywhere. He plays both ways.
He had a life saving interception I've never seen out
of this world because Colorado will lost. TCU had the
game in the end zone. One Hunter dude makes the

(01:00:18):
craziest diving catch I've ever seen.

Speaker 1 (01:00:19):
I was like, Oh, we grew up.

Speaker 2 (01:00:20):
I'm gonna lean this back.

Speaker 1 (01:00:21):
Dude. He played like one hundred and something snaps because
he played defensive. I mean, that's unbelievable.

Speaker 2 (01:00:27):
They say he wasn't tired at the end of the game.

Speaker 1 (01:00:28):
Yeah, sure.

Speaker 2 (01:00:30):
They finned the Cook and Drake May damn he had
a good start for the Heisman. A couple of interceptions I.

Speaker 1 (01:00:36):
Want balled out. They won, didn't they?

Speaker 2 (01:00:38):
Yeah, I think it'll either be Kayleb Williams, Drake May.
You gotta throw Pentatonics in there to him. Maybe there's
one more ade. Can I tell you some every week?
Are we gonna do a Heisman watch? Yeah? Okay, I
love it because right right now, right now, you're watch folks.
Why do I not have a college bed. I mean,
I mean, what are we doing?

Speaker 1 (01:00:54):
What the hell?

Speaker 2 (01:00:54):
I'll just do this one. It's a terrible one. I
can do hockey theme your college watch. I'd say Kayleb
Williams in the league, they've already played two games. He's
at about ten touchdowns. Throw k I mean throw Drake
may still up there, even though he had the two picks.
He looked awesome. His arm, he was snapping him off

(01:01:15):
and pentatonics. I mean, that kid could have ten touchdowns
if they didn't pull him. I believe that's it. There
can't be another one up there. Oh, Shakur Sanders.

Speaker 1 (01:01:24):
Like, oh god, dude, Yeah, he has to be up there. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:01:27):
That You should have saw the live betting they threw
those puppies. It was at eight thousand. They dropped that
puppy to six thousand by the end of that game.
It's probably hovering around five thousand now.

Speaker 1 (01:01:36):
But the odds of him winning it, I mean, if
you look at their schedule, there's still double digit underdogs in.

Speaker 2 (01:01:42):
But your flyer k kubnick By losing that first game
and looking like ass that flyer out, that.

Speaker 1 (01:01:49):
Flyer out, dude, flyre out, flyre out. All right, I
have a great Wednesday.

Speaker 2 (01:01:54):
Guys. You can throw in JJ McCarthy a little bit.
Damn it. The kid from Florida stay, Jordan Trapp.

Speaker 1 (01:02:00):
He might be the oh or that the wide receiver.

Speaker 2 (01:02:04):
I love him too. Walker Johnny Walker, No.

Speaker 1 (01:02:07):
What was his name? From Florida State? They had like
three touchdowns?

Speaker 2 (01:02:09):
Oh him, not him, the Coleman right that other guys
that Mike Evans look alike. Walker, Dude, he's even better.
I mean the Valls had a guy that had like
five touches.

Speaker 1 (01:02:18):
And you know what, I love week one. We're already
naming Heisman's love it. We're we're back, all right, we
gotta go, I gotta go.

Speaker 2 (01:02:24):
We're out.

Speaker 1 (01:02:25):
And someone said, who's in it? Uh, Jackie Wrin Is
there a pod today? Well, he asked, Jackie, what do
you think we're doing. I think we're just sitting in
our hands and we don't give you pods. All we
do is give you pods. We don't miss days, we
don't take days off. No days off till December or
until Super Bowl. When's that?

Speaker 2 (01:02:41):
Justin goes the pod was only thirty minutes.

Speaker 1 (01:02:43):
Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (01:02:44):
See I'm in Turks and Caicos mother.

Speaker 1 (01:02:46):
Yeah, Bro, we're on vacation.

Speaker 2 (01:02:48):
BRO recorded that twelve days ago. Gosh, Bro, huh right,
But seriously, was it crazy on that cruise?

Speaker 1 (01:02:58):
It sounds like it a pineapple's