Shut Up With Mock Drafts and Lunchbox is Making MONEY

Ray gets his feelings hurt right off the jump and we have to apologize to keep him on the show, Mock Drafts are the dumbest things in the world and we try to figure out how TikTok works and why we get all the booty dancing women on our feed. Lunchbox had a run in with the worst Road Flag guy in the history of Road Flag Guys and Lunchbox has another complaint about his kids daycare. Eddie is shocked to learn how much something is for his son's sports career and we plan to do a LIVE SHOW on the Road.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:06):
All, the one three all losers? What up, everybody? I
am lunchbox. I know the most about sports, so I'll
give you the sports facts, my sports opinions because I'm
pretty much a sports genius. What's up, everyone, I'm Eddie
and I know the least about the sports spot. I'm
your average sports fan, your sports watcher. Don't know the

(00:28):
who's who's not, don't know what's what? What if y'all says?
I'm from the North of an alpha male and married
to Bazer, the one and only. We live on the
west side of Nashville, Like just an ounce, We're living
there for another year. Pool parties, shotgun and Seltzer's and
those song bathing suits are gonna be all over the
bluff and with a nice weekend. Boys, it may be

(00:49):
starting early, and I will hang up and listen. I'll
tell you what. When he does his intro, my mind
goes to just different places, like I don't even know
what we're doing anymore. I'm thinking, like, wow, this dude,
do you really do pool parties? Coach? Yeah? I mean
I can't make that up. Are there really thong bikinis
or is it more like a bunch of kids with floaties,

(01:09):
because I mean, when you live in an apartment, I
gotta feeling there's a lot of kids running around that pool.
To let me address both those questions. So at the
Bluff they have these two beautiful pools. One of them
is a wade pool. One of them can go about
four feet. So they're mainly party pools and it just
overlooks the river, the bluff everything. For whatever reason, it
attracted college kids, the demos mainly twenties and thirty somethings,

(01:30):
and I've prepped it for the big show. Guys. No
girls wear the normal bottoms anymore. It's straight thong bikini
and even baser at times dips into that. And I'm like, honey,
throw a towel or a cover up on good God,
you're gonna get the boys excited. And you said, hey,
we're married now, well, I mean now that we got
the rings, and yes, I shouldn't be worried about that,

(01:51):
But coach, when when the girls are you know, the
new thing is straight. There's the it's whale tail boys
and uh, that's whale tale aisle. Everybody's doing it. I
don't care who's at the pool. What is the whale
tail whale tellers where the thong comes above the jeans.
That's what the whale tail is in my understanding. Okay,
so when it comes to a bathing suit, what's a

(02:12):
whale tail. So not to be too raunchy, but there's
not just a normal way to put the bottoms on.
The girls now pull them up to the middle of
their stomach the bottoms, so it creates a type of
whale tail thing. I haven't looked very closely, guys, but
I've the one time accidentally saw it. That's what it
looked like. Glance that direction. I took the nephew down

(02:34):
there one time. Never make that mistake again. Hey, until way,
why is that girl not wearing any bottoms? Son? But there, Uh,
there's just a little piece of loss there, that's all
it is. So the thong string, the G string is
still there, but they pull it up way high that
the whale tail is like up high, it's where the
lower back tattoo would be. That's where it is into

(02:58):
a pool and ocean. Later. I mean, you went to
Corona Cove, dude, Like, how are you not seeing this stuff?
And I know you don't believe me, but I went
to Corona COVID and didn't see a single soul. Boys,
I didn't go to the beach like that. Your your
symptoms say different, Well, my symptoms said I probably got
it somewhere else other than Corona Cove because I did

(03:19):
not see people when I was at Corona Cove. I
don't know about this thong whale tail. Boys. You need
to get to the beach this summer, then you will
see it all over the place. Or you just need
to turn on TikTok. It's all over TikTok. Girls that
dancing there, there's bathing suits, it's all the whale tail thing.
I'm telling My goal on TikTok is to I assume

(03:39):
that on TikTok there's this program or something that when
you watch a video, it tells like the whatever the
system that like, oh he likes these kinds of videos.
So because he's standing watching the entire video, so it
customizes your page to whatever you're watching the most. Well,
at one time it was all girls dancing, and I'm like,

(03:59):
I need to get these off, like I can't. I
can't just turn on TikTok and have all these girls
dancing on TikTok. So anytime I saw like a shark video,
I would just purposely try to watch that longer than
like five seconds, so my page could change. But guys,
I still can't get away from these videos, and I
try to swipe away as much as I can, Soddy,

(04:20):
I don't understand TikTok because I don't ever look. I
don't watch TikTok. I just put the videos up that
Morgan number two and I do the dance videos, the
little challenges, and then I leave. That's it. I don't
watch videos. Well, we were waiting for you because you
had some work to do before we started this pod.
So I finally was like, okay, let me see how
TikTok works. And it's all girls dancing, and I'm telling

(04:42):
Morgan number two, I said, why is it? I have
never watched a video on TikTok in my life, and
all this all I have is these girls? Why are
they like? I mean, the girls were hot, trust me,
I'm just all my eyes can't don't raise the one
that acts like he can't look at the pool. I

(05:04):
was just saying that you don't want to get busted
looking at the pool. How does this work? Like? Why
is it sending these videos to me, and she said, oh,
you gotta start interacting with other videos and old change.
So some guys country song popped up. I liked it.
I was like, oh, it's a good song. Yeah, show
me that, dude. I don't think. I don't think the

(05:26):
interaction has to be like a like in a comment.
I think just watching it, I think it changes. But
my point is is that I've tried my hardest to
watch alligator videos cursing grandma. I don't care. Some guy
trying to get a ping pong ball in a cup
that's like a hundred yards away. I don't care. But
no matter how much I spend time watching these other videos,

(05:46):
the dancing girl still pops up, and I'm like, I
can't get ready. Uh, there's an algorithm, and not to
no way, there's an algorithm. So you truck drivers and
are probably little lost. I'm gonna make it real short
and sweet. So yes, there's an algorithm. I have tried
to crack the code. I'm not even talking about the
TikTok one. I'm talking about the Instagram one because one

(06:06):
time my wife grabbed my phone and you go to
the search thing. Boys, it's it's all chicks in their bikinis. Damn,
that means you you searched them in a second. So
then before he was married. Oh so we did a
deep dive and guess what. A majority of those bikini
pictures and thongs and bras and breasts were liked by

(06:29):
one of a friend that I follow, So whatever is
put into the algorithm, my friends were liking it. And
then that was getting But I mean, I can call
you guys that you guys can call his liars. No, no, Ray,
real quick, real quick, heyd, it's just us men. Were
all boys. You don't have to lie to. But dumbass.
This is what kind of makes me mad. When I
tell you I'm I have a gambling problem. I'm like, guys,

(06:51):
I'm more, I'm done gambling. Then you're like, oh, you're
doing stock, that's gambling. I mean I'm being real and vulnerable,
like I'm done gambling. I have a five dollar stock thing.
Is that a problem? Probably not? Like leave me the
f alone. Then also with this, I'm being dead serious.
I don't ever like girls videos or in bikinis and
brawls or ever, but it's still on my search thing,
just like you guys are saying, So don't call me on.

(07:11):
I'm not calling you liars. But what I'm saying is
you you cracked the algorithm you said because someone in
your that you follow like those videos. I don't follow anybody.
I don't anybody. You can't stop. He's already showing you
that he's gonna be in a bad mood if you
keep it up. But we were totally different. We laughed

(07:32):
about you guys like that's funny that it's like that,
and then I say, and you guys, like you're enough
and liar, dude, you definitely click on those videos. No,
I have a proof that I don't. And a girl
that I follow, her name is Victoria Wilcox. She clicks
on and likes bikini pictures, so and I follow her
and I'm friends with her and we interact a lot.
So that has gotten thrown in my search feed. I
believe I don't know the exact algorithm. One. That was

(07:56):
big of you to actually say, I want, man, I
don't want. The last last time you got a bad
mood was Friday's. Maybe it's Fridays or something, coach. So
I'm just but but like real talk, guys, I don't
need to click on the search thing on Instagram to
get my to you know, to play pocket pool. I
mean there's other websites on the internet, that guy, I mean,
good god, So what's what do you tell your wife
about those websites? Oh, coach, we've had those discussions before.

(08:20):
One time, the key got stuck. I think the cat
did it. I don't know. I spelled some water and
that's the website it picked. H accidentally keyed and YouTube wrong.
I don't even know what that is. I didn't even
know that was a site. Wow, it's actually spelled just
like YouTube. But you okay. And the same thing you

(08:44):
guys know how we talked about, like the flagger guy
on the construction site. Yeah, there is the worst flagger
guy right outside our building. Like, I mean, you drive
about twenty ft and there's a street you can take
a ride on and they're doing they're building a nice
building or hotel. I don't know what it is right there.
And I go the other day and I go to
take a right on that road and he's just sitting

(09:05):
on the back of a pickup, you know, looking at
his phone. And I turned and I get halfway into
the turn and like ten ft down the road the
road is blocked off because they're doing some cement pouring,
and he pops up and looks at me like no, no, no,
when he starts waving the finger, like how dare you
trying to turn it on the street? Hey, dude, if
you were not sitting on the bed of the pickup

(09:26):
truck looking at your phone, you could be stopping me
before I get halfway into the turn and acting like
I'm doing something terribly wrong by turning down this road
that you're not even paying attention to that no that
I was just saying, that's a major fault on his part. Coach,
you're I mean, you can go after that, dude. He
wasn't paying attention. Not your fault at all. And I

(09:48):
did you tell him what you just told him? I
didn't tell him that. I saved it for a podcast.
I didn't do face to face. I told him in
my head, dude, I would have. The first thing I'd
have done has been like, what the dude? You didn't
stop me? Why does it all of a sudden my fault?
Man yourself, dude, try and build up con straight building
your mother, Coach, you wouldn't do that either. Come on,

(10:11):
That's what I'm saying. I just it was a two
second thing. But he looked at me like I committed
some kind of crime and I was such an idiot
for turning right when it says you can turn right,
because you're sitting on the back of your pickup truck
playing you know whatever, what is that, um Pocket Pool? No, No,
the video game Minecraft, Candy Candy Crush. And then he
hops up and starts waving his finger like to Kim

(10:33):
Bay Mutumbo, No, no, no, you can't go down this road, dude.
I would say, since the advent of the cell phone
for the sign holder, it's a game changer. Back in
the day, you'd be on a road that you wouldn't talk,
have cells anything for five ten hours. Now these people
can just play on their phones. Especially if they're on
a tim Buck two country road, they may not do
anything for two hours but play on their phone. Or

(10:53):
if they're right here in midtown on the West End,
I mean they're just sitting there like, hey, I don't know, hey,
head has to be on the swivel. If a block
away here, those cars are whizzing by you. But you
want to know what a neighborhood did, like, there's a
neighborhood between my house and my kids school, right, And
and I guess I'm not the only parent that cuts

(11:14):
through the neighborhood to get to the school. And you know,
I mean we go not super slowly, I mean just
normal speed or whatever. And I guess the neighborhood's tired
of it. And I didn't know this was legal, but
they put road closed signs And for the past two days,
the neighborhood has signs on the road where usually cut

(11:35):
through to go to the school to go to the school,
and says road closed, no through traffic. And it says
pedestrians only. No, it doesn't even say that, It just
says road closed, no through traffic. The sign next to
it should be a neon signed with a little walker,
because I have those all throughout my neighborhood. Also, it
is OK coach. So what is are they doing? No? No,

(11:55):
it's a citywide thing and are doing it in certain
neighborhoods to encourage people now that the weather getting nice,
to get out and walk and be able to do
it at a safe distance. I guess they did it
last year during the pandemic and now they're doing it again,
and so those roads are you can walk in the street,
you can that way. There's no cutting through with cars.
You have to go around and it cuts down on traffic. Coach,

(12:17):
what do you work for the city? That's amazing. That's
for a betteral breakdown from lunchbox Coach. Can you tweet
that today to the city of Nashville. That was just
so well spoken. I looked it up because I tried
to take a street the other night. I was like, whoa, Okay,
it's back. And I looked and they're doing the program again,
and there's certain neighborhoods throughout the city they're trying it. Well,

(12:39):
then now I feel bad. I'll put the sign back. Dude,
they better not do that. And there I got a
neighborhood I cut through to get to Chicksilla on the
weekends to nurse that hangover, and they better not close
that one where I'm s o l boy, coach, you
can still go through it, That's the thing. Like I
go through it every day, but I know you shouldn't.
What you shouldn't go through it? Why not? I just
drive slow. I know there's people walking, not gonna hurt anyone.

(13:00):
But that's the point, right, Like, you can't stop me
from using that road to get to where I need
to go. Well, there's another road the next block down.
Negative negative, that other road you're talking about three more minutes,
coach on my time. I'm just saying I don't have
three minutes for that to go. Respect your neighbors and
don't do when it says no through traffic, it means

(13:21):
no through traffic. Think every neighborhood has a baby box
one and baby box no. No. Eddie's one of those
loser parents that has the flag and slow down kids
at play. Well, if you don't put that coach, then
people just freaking go through your street like there's nothing like.
It's the Indie neon green sign slows them down. When

(13:42):
you put it in the middle of the street. It
does what. She might as well put cones in the
middle of the street. But I'll do that to Coach.
There's one lady. I don't know if she's blind or what,
but she nails trash cans on the road, and I'm like,
one of these days it's gonna be my son following
a basketball and he's gonna She's gonna run over in
and you also, I mean sometimes if a house available,

(14:03):
you go for it. I don't even have a house.
So with that said, the neighborhood that I live next to,
cars fly through it, which it's almost like before you
buy a house there you almost just gotta kind of
camp out and see how traffic is. I would never
raise a family. Cars are going twenty over the speed limit.
And just like you said with the basketball, dude, it's
every time if a kid even went out for a walk,

(14:25):
I'd be scared. That's genius, that's genius. You know you
just said something that everyone should do before they buy
a house a couple of things. Drive by a few
times to see how what what the neighborhoods like at
different times a day. Definitely go at night. Stake out
the hood at night, see what kind of shady stuff
goes by. You just like, sit out in your car

(14:45):
outside of someone. Call the cops on you. There's a
shady character sitting in his car out in front of
my house at nine pm. Coach, what if? The what if?
The hood looks beautiful during the day, but at night
that's when the gangs come out. It's a great point
because they're sleeping during the day. Exactly did you start
waitnings seeing people spray paint you know what? Less they

(15:06):
did in then in my neighborhood they spray painted penises
on the freaking walls under like on this wall that's
out there. I'm like, guys, like I drive my kids
through here. That's funny up in your kid's room, you'll know.
I mean exactly, but yeah, I was gonna say props
to my kids. They know what it is, and they're like, hey,
like that penis. I'm like, well, at least they know

(15:27):
what boys, let's have to talk to and they point
in their spray paint on their finger, like, wait a minute.
I've always thought the people that do graffiti, not necessarily
the pen fifteen signage, but what I'm saying, isn't it
very artistic and well done? Uh, the real graffiti with
like the colors, and that's amazing, really cool, dude. They
used to when I lived in Michigan. I think these

(15:48):
train cars used to go through Detroit because when they
came up to where we're at. I mean, there's no
people outside painting in the middle of winter. It's cold
year round. Basically in Michigan, these train cars would come
up from Detroit and it would be the most beautiful art.
It was all terrible and and graffiti, and they defaced
and devalue these train cars. But boys, when it would
come through town, I'd be like, that's actually impressive. That's

(16:11):
a very nice artistic piece that these guys just did.
The ones I want to know about are like on
an overpass and the signs. Who the hell climbs up
there and does that? I mean they do it in
the middle of the night, That's what I'm saying. How
does someone drive up on the highway and they have
an extended ladder, You climb up the ladder and they
probably somebody after a couple or you know, I understand,

(16:37):
But how do they get out on those signs? I
would probably probably upside down, Coach. I would think they
get on the bridge or whatever and then they just
upside down real quick, your steak out look for cops.
I'll do it real quick. Yeah, that's how you claim
your territory. But friends drive by and they can then
see it, Coach, So it's it's worth it. Of course
it's risky, But then I think they I'm not sure

(16:58):
it's worth it. It's not worth it, but then they
feel like they get can they get recognized because that's
their symbol they put there, so they're willing to do
something upside down sideways wickedy whack, you know what I'm saying.
But I see ones that are just on like them.
There's no bridge, it's like a metal like structure, so
they have to climb up the metal structure on the
side of the road, walk all the way across into
the middle, spray paint like two letters, and then crawl

(17:20):
the way back. I just want to know how I mean,
you act like they have better things to do. Coach,
that's what they do in the middle of the night. Yeah, yeah, maybe.
I just I always find that when I just random spots,
I'm like, how the hell did they get all the
way up there? That's kind of well, and you know,
it's a really random spot when it remains there because
not another person wants to climb up there and clean

(17:42):
it off, so it's staying it's there for good for
years because not even the city wants. If you work
for the city and they're like, oh, just see that gravity,
I wonder how they did it. Yeah, I wonder how
they did it. I'm not going to recreate what that
guy just did and clean it off. Would they Would
you ever go to school like on a random morning
and show up and then somebody graffiti the school like
the night before, and the schools like freaking out in there,

(18:04):
sand blasting in the walls. Here they were happening to
you guys at your school. I don't remember having at
my school. But my dad's van got I believe a
uh peele drawing on it. Yeah, they sprayed van yeah
in our driveway, uh and this other and then there
were some mailboxes that got spray painted. Ray down the
street who was from San Antonio and moved in the neighborhood.

(18:24):
He was crazy, dude, crazy, No, no. He comes to
my dad's like, you know your kids spray painting my mailbox.
You're lucky I don't shoot him. And my Dad's like, hey, idiot,
look at my f and van. There's a penis on
my van, Like how did my why would my kids do?

(18:45):
And ended up being Scott who lived down the street.
He was the one spray painting and my dad busted him.
We never had our school. We had the church one time.
But the bad thing was the guy's culprits got it
on a Saturday night, so they didn't really have time
to clean it up before church, and they they painted
like signs of the devil six six six and stuff

(19:06):
a coach And we had church on Sunday with all
this graffiti. Were those people there because they needed it?
They need a church pastor? The staying glass behind him
has the sign of the devil coach as he's trying
to preach the word of the Lord coach. Hey, he
lunch lunch box. So so so how did they bust

(19:30):
the I don't remember how. Maybe my dad drove by
somewhere some him spray painting something else. I don't know,
but I know my dad busted him. And he was like,
what the hell are you thinking? You know, and he's like,
I'm so sorry, I'm sorry, Like he apologized. And now
he graduated from Tech with an engineering degree. So congratulations
to him. He got his life together. But you know
what I've learned as a one of these days, as

(19:52):
a dad, I've learned the question of what are you
thinking isn't very good? Like you never get a good
answer from what are you thinking? Well, no, because it
puts him on the spot, like and they go, I mean,
you see they always answered the same thing. Well, he
I guess when my dad confronted Scott about the spray
pant he's like, I don't know, I really apology, you know,
like he got nervous and apologized and and then but yeah,

(20:14):
my dad had to put white paint over the spray
paint on the van. Right. Sorry, Eddie, I wanted to
ask you a question as a dad. Uh, lunches. Kids
are still too young. You have ones that are doing thinking,
doing crazy wacky stuff. Um, here's my question. Think you
know how when we did it? We did it all lunch.
He was part of the Little White Criminals popularly referenced

(20:35):
on The Big Show. And you did wacky, nutty everything
in the book that you the stories you've told. I mean, wow,
you guys covered it all. Me and my brother and
sister we did our stuff that was nuts. Is there
are you still seeing new stuff Eddie? Or if at
this point when you asked the question, what are you thinking?
I mean, basically they they're doing the same stuff we did.
Or is it it's always being reinvented now? I think

(20:57):
it's the same stuff. It's like you you are like
you know, history getting repeated or whatever, like it's just
like no one humanity Like that's why, like the Bible
is still relevant because we all do the same crap
over and over and over and over. I don't think
any anybody's reinventing anything. And but you kind of have
the answer to what are you thinking because you in

(21:17):
a way did the same thing when you were a kid. Coach,
Oh totally. I mean you understand exactly what they were thinking.
But when you're a parent, you want to be like,
come over here, why why did you do that? I
don't know you want to give me an answer. Why
did you think it was okay to punch your brother
in the faith? I don't know, Like you know, it's

(21:38):
never a good there's never like, well, he pissed me
off and then you know, I told him to stop
ten times and he didn't, so I punched him in
the face. It's never a logical answer. It's always like oh, no,
I'm sorry, okay. But but to what were you thinking? Question?
Is just you just saying it because you in a
way already knew what they were thinking, because you yourself
repeated it or did it before thirty years ago? I

(22:00):
mean that goes for everything. Yeah, like yeah, I mean,
and it's funny to like with your wife you start
talking like, well, did you used to do that as
a kid, Yeah, I used to do that? Okay, Well
that makes sense. And it's always like trying to figure
out where they get that from, right lunchbox, like even
you two, like how did he do that? Well? I
used to do that? Like why how did he come
up with that? Like we're like, like, we got a

(22:21):
note from the school the other day saying, hey, just
so you know, uh, your kids at the bottom of
his class. No, no, not that. It was something about
he's just he's really bad at math. He's too young
to do math. Man. It was talking about behavior issues
at school and it was well, it wasn't just it
wasn't directed at me. It was directed at all the parents.

(22:42):
And it's very negative. I don't know why, Well, where
do you think he gets this from? Wife? I don't
know what do you mean? He's negative? You're negative? Don't
point your finger at me. Hey, it says on another note,
we are noticing some of our friends crawling on classroom
furniture and trying to stand on chairs and tables while
we discouraged us at school. We asked that you discourage
this behavior at home. If the kids do it at home,

(23:04):
they think it's okay to do it at school, and
then of course, and then other friends try to do it.
We just don't want anyone to get hurt. We remind
them to keep their feet on the floor, and that
is what we do so no one gets hurt. Dann.
That letters straight up telling you how to parents. That's
to all the parents in the classroom, right. And so

(23:24):
my wife, my wife is like, do you think that
baby boxes one of the ones. I's like, no, he
never does it at home. I come downstairs last night.
M effort is on the kitchen table. He's on the
kitchen table the day after we get that note, and
I'm like, well, I guess he's one of the kids
climbing on the furniture at school. He's probably the one coach.

(23:47):
They're probably not a lot of kids. Probably it's a lot,
but you know, for the teachers actually come together and
make a note about it, it had been so like
they turn around to change a diaper and they turn
back around and they're all up on the outer tops.
They must bash you guys all the time, not just
you guys in general, but the parents like are you
like you know they do this at home, like oh, oh,

(24:09):
I've met kids before, like you know, friends of my
kids or whatever. And I'm just like, well, that's wrong
with that kid. And then I meet the parents and
I'm like, oh, well, now I know exactly why they
are that way. I got a question for you. So
my wife just texting me, Hey, what's teacher appreciate She said,
it's teacher appreciation week? Coming home home in an hour,

(24:32):
it's teacher appreciation. We get school and they're asking for
a minimum donation of twenty dollars for the teacher appreciation week?
Should we do the minimum twenty dollars or is that
thats more than my allowance of eleven dollars a week?
That's what I see. This is what I'm talking about.
Like the same thing with the the book fair then
wanting us to buy the books for the classroom, like no, no,
and the easter eggs. The easter egg that's another one. Yes,

(24:55):
the school has it down though, they but my question
is why are we paying the twenty dollars you guys,
We pay you guys a tuition because there's a teacher appreciation,
like they want to appreciate the teacher. They go to
a private kindergarten. Well whatever, it's coach, it's daycare, whatever
the hell it's what would you call it? Then? I

(25:18):
guess I don't know exactly. Thank you? So you guys
are you guys are idiots? That's what That's what I'm saying.
It's can you just give them a gift instead of
the twenty dollars? Ah, that's a good question, I mean,
or is it just like just give them twenty dollars
and you don't have to worry about anything. We give

(25:38):
twenty dollars to the front desk and then they distrib
they buy whatever. I guess I don't know, but it
confront the problem face to face what you're telling us.
What if you told the teacher, which is if you're
that upset about it, I would hot audio and tell them. No,
I'm asking you guys, like why this is what I'm saying, right?
Are you saying? Instead of bringing it to the podcast,
actually tell them coach, he's so angry about it. The

(26:01):
first thing I do Monday morning is be at that
school and say, why the hell am I gonna pay
this answer it. Here's a hot mic. It's audio for
the Big Show Lunch. You may not realize, but we
can't do anything about it. What I'm saying is, it's
frustrating in life that you pay this much money for
a kid to go to daycare. How much money you pay,

(26:21):
big dog? Whatever? Daycare costs the same thing as any
other person that sends the daycare costs. I don't even know.
You don't pay for it. No, I do pay for it.
But how do you not know how much it costs?
I mean, every time he moves up a class, I
get money back because it's cheaper and cheaper each month,
like the older he gets it's cheaper and cheaper. The

(26:43):
newborns are the most expensive. And then it goes this way,
this way, this way. But what I'm saying is they
want us to provide the Easter eggs full of candy.
They want us to donate the money for teacher appreciation weeks. No,
they're your employees. Why don't you show them the appreciation? Interesting?
And you guys think I'm crazy. I mean, I wouldn't
argue it. Ray, would you argue this like I would?

(27:05):
Eddie's idea with the gift. I mean, you can probably
do a gift, coach. That's a sweet thing out of
the kindness of your heart. And here's the thing. I
don't know who his teachers are because I can't go
in the building, so I don't I couldn't pick him
out of a lineup. Coach, give him an n f
T one of your five dollar cards and here is
a but Tom layoup. Hey, little baby box, take him

(27:29):
an apple. That's what we do. Hey, there was a
pack drop yesterday for those n f T s on
NBA Top Show. Hey, tell us what you got. So
you have to coach, I haven't started with the mlbers.
You have to start. You had to have fifteen moments
Boom had it had to spend at least in the marketplace.

(27:49):
Boom I qualified. So yesterday the drops at four pm Central.
Oh man, I'm freaking out. I get in the waiting
room at like three fifteen and I just wait. Hopefully
they're gonna give me a good number. They're releasing seventeen
thousand packs. So I go get a haircut. Yesterday, I'm
in the barber chair and the countdowns on, countdowns on,
and it's like, okay, forty seconds, and I'm like, okay,

(28:10):
hold on, hold on, hold on, I gotta sack drop.
Would you mind lower in the ears and tightening the hair. Yeah.
So I mean I'm pulling my phone out underneath the
cape and everything, you know, the little cover, and that
guy's cutting my hair and he's like, what is this
guy doing. I'm like, dude, I'm trying to get a
packed Dude, I'm trying to get a pack. He's like,
you were really packing or I was like, I was like,

(28:30):
you know, they're selling these non these moments for the
NBA Top shot and he was like and I was like,
they're not lungible, tangible. This is the guy cutting your
hair coat. And he was just like he goes, this
is stupid, and I said, I agree, it's stupid, but
I have a chance to make money here. And so
I'm sitting there. I'm sitting there at four o'clock hits boom,
it does that this little thing and it takes about

(28:52):
a minute and it says you are number eight thousand
in line. YEA, all right, coach, eight thousand other losers
are out there. I know there was a fifty thousand
in the waiting room and only seventeen thousand got a pack?
So I got a pack? You gotta pack? Yes, I

(29:13):
gotta pack. Oh boy, you want to know what I got?
Don't you? Wait? Wait wait wait wait? But before you
open it, though, can't you just sell it to someone
else and triple your money without opening it? I don't
know how much you're gonna get for the pack, but
I mean, isn't the mystery better than like knowing what
if you get the hundred thousand dollar card? Well you could,

(29:35):
but the real realistically you're probably not coach, but you
can automatically make three times your money just by selling
a pack. You could, Or you could take the gamble
and try to get the hundred thousand dollar card and
you know, boom sell it like that. So I was like,
I get the pack. You know, I'm sitting there and
it's like your number eight thousand in line, so he's
still cutting my hair and then I keep pulling it out. Okay,

(29:57):
you're number five thousand, your number three doll and there's
three hundred people in front of you. Boom, it's your
turn to purchase your pack. Boom, I got my pack. Yeah,
so you're ready to hear what I got come, So
did this happen in the chairs when you got pack dropped?

(30:18):
I got the pack drop and it was in my collection.
It said do you want to open now? I said, no,
open later because I wanted to get on Calcutta Mike
and another guy on zoom so we could watch they
could watch me open my pack. Okay, but Calcutta Mike
had a meeting till eight o'clock, so I couldn't wait
that long. So I got a Michael Carter Williams dunk. Yeah,

(30:43):
who's that former Rookie of the Year. Then I opened
it up and I get a Cameron Payne assist. Who's that? Then?
Nothing like a pass coach? Then I got a Lonnie
Walker assist. Never heard of watching the guy pass the

(31:04):
ball because Lonnie Walker plays for the Spurs. Oh, Lonnie
Walker the fourth. Then I opened it up Isaiah Stewart dunk.
Let's go. I know Isaiah Thomas, well, he plays for
the same team. Then the next card out for moment,

(31:25):
a Cameron pain assist. I got two in the same
damn moment in the pack. That sounds like a glitch.
They got you on that one. Sounds like you should
have just build the pack. I got to Cameron Payne
assists in the pack. Then it's time to open up
the good one. Boom hit it, Mike Conley. Gold already

(31:49):
sold for two hundred. Let's go already sold it for
two hundred. Yes, I did, sold it? So you made
a hundred dollars. Yeah, just like that. So you've are
you're making money because you know you're not You're not. No,
you're not. You said you spend a hundred and thirty dollars. Okay,

(32:12):
but I sold one for three when a couple of
weeks ago I sold my Jeremiah Grand It looks it
looks like you're still tending the tending the Okay, I
still got these cards I can sell, dude, Mike calmly.
I put it up there a couple of minutes later,
so let's go. Yeah, that's how you do it. So

(32:33):
has he made? Is he in the red or black?
Can we get an answer on that one? He's in
the red. He's still negative on this, he's still negative
ten dollars right now. Okay, guys, it's starting to happen. Man,
it is starting to happen. Coach, Why don't you guys
understand that they're just baiting you to keep the market alive.
That's all they're doing. They just want to nickel and

(32:54):
dime you guys. Here, give him my hundred dollars. Here,
give my hundred dollars. There, give him a hundred dollars there. Whatever,
make them think, oh, here, let me give one person
a hundred thousand dollars, just so the whole freaking bank
of idiots can think that. They're just gonna one of
them will get it too, So Coach, all they're doing
is trying to make this market. Just selling trade, selling trade,

(33:15):
selling trade to keep it alive. You're not gonna make
any money off this. Here's the deal. For every card
I sell from here on out, I'm in the positive,
then do it will because you're gonna need for a
next pack to drop. You're gonna need thirty packs, and
you're gonna buy more. That's how they get you. I
have twenty moments in total. If I don't get a pack,
if I'm not ulgible pack, I'm not eligible. That's it.

(33:35):
No more buying moments. It's only buying packs from now
on right. But in order to be eligible to buy
a pack, they're gonna make you do all these things
to spend more money so the market keeps moving. I
don't understand that economics applying to mand bylow so hard.
It's called making money. Boys that I sold that for
two hundred bucks and two minutes. That's how you do it.
You flipped it just like that. You're still in the

(33:58):
red coat. Isaiah Stewart right now with eleven bucks, let's go.
Uh let me say that, Coach. Was that a shot
at me? Since I get eleven a week? No, that's
how much it is. Really? Um, so I could actually
buy that from you? You could? I thought you're I
thought you're spending was only for the gas station, Coach.
I mean, I can spend wherever I want, Coach. But
that's a potential eleven dollar spender. Um, I'm saying this.

(34:20):
If we have sports cards at home, this is telling
me they're worthless now because of this n F team market. No,
I think they're still very value. This will pass, Coach.
The tangible stuff will always last. Um lunch, non fungible, tangible.
What I mean they're getting all this funding, so it's happening.
I mean it's I lost my bleep signing. It's sticking around.

(34:42):
I don't. I still think people that are paying two
hulls for a moment are stupid. But hey, do you
want to pay me two hundred dollars from Mike Conley gold? Oh,
Isaiah Stewart just went up to twelve dollars. Bam, let's go,
so you can sell it at any second. I can
sell any second now, like someone must have just bought
one because I bought the eleven dollar one, because now
the lowest one on there is twelve bucks. Coach, you

(35:04):
should track this, Mike Connolly and see where the value
of that card ends up in like a month, because
I'm curious to why someone would buy it for two hundred,
because they're assuming that's going to point that it's gonna
go up to three hundred four hundred? Was that because
I said assuming, Coach? Yeah, And I also had lost
it so I was testing the clip on the little
show so it wouldn't affect So I agree with you, Eddie.

(35:27):
Now I'm wondering, like, did I miss the follow it?
Should I have held onto it? Does it go up
in a month and it's three hundred dollars? Or did
I make a good move and it's down to fifty
dollars in a couple of weeks, because we we need
to we need an answer for why someone would buy
that for two That's what I don't like. That's like
my Jeremiah. Obviously, obviously there's a reason, like tell me

(35:48):
that I did you set the marketplace? Did you say
two hundred? You guys negotiate to two hundred? No? No,
I looked it up and whatever the lowest one is.
I just put a dollar under that and then sold
it like I was the lowest one. It was one
h something like that, and so I put it two hundred.
Booms sell. Why wouldn't you go three hundred, because you know,
because that won't sell us fast. He wanted quick money. Yeah,

(36:08):
I sold it in gambling in n f T s
quick money. Thank you. It's about the long haul, coach.
I think you should have put it for three hund
put it for a dollar less than the market will
no wonder it's sold in a minute, Coach, What have
we learned our entire life? It's it's a marathon, not
a sprint. But these fools, this is the whole thing
that's making up for your great point. It's a sprint

(36:31):
for you, Coach. It doesn't apply to everybody. My point is, coach,
is the this n f T world coach about quick money?
Reconnect and well stop, okay, Philip Busy And I understand
that you're saying that, but I am in it for
the question. I'm okay with making double my money. I'm
okay with selling it right away boom, getting it off

(36:54):
my hands because I had a Dame Lillard like last
week it was rated at thirty four dollars. We later
it's down to twelve, so I should have sold it.
Tell me this, who are the most expensive ones now?
Because a lot of the people you named were no namers.
So is it LaMelo? Is it Zion? Let me see
you want the highest amount? And what what are they doing?

(37:17):
Are they doing an assist? Are they doing a dunk
like that? Luca buzzer beaters want? Some of those have
to be crazy, right, yeah, some of them have to
be crazy. Um And I want to know when a
cool play happens on TV, when does he get made
into an n f T because they should almost do
it same day and then the marketplace goes crazy for

(37:38):
it because you're the play you're talking about? What was
it when he was with Ohio State. I mean like
Anthony Edwards dunk from January five. It's listening as holy
crapy see, he's gonna win Rookie of the Year. I
would hold onto that and sell it in the summer

(37:58):
because he's gonna be Rookie of the Year and huge
and monster. Now I think we're getting to Cody Zeller
dunk hollow hollow m m x s. I don't even
know what the heck that means. It's a legendary, it's
listed for three thousand dollars and he's a nobody, so
it's almost like because it's special, it's gold plated or whatever.

(38:20):
But coach, are you so are you looking at the
most expensive right now of that card? I just typed
in the name and I think that's the cheapest. Cheapest ifive,
then you eleven? Will you give me that eleven dollar card? Yeah? Who? WHOA?
How are you gonna eat all week? Yeah? It's the

(38:40):
end of the week. How do I how do you
take payments? So the guy you made too wondered how
did he pay you? A? He paid me through his
credit card and then they put it in my thing
and I can just cash it out. M oh so
it goes into your account and then to your bank. Yeah, okay,
I account is tied to your bank and tied to
my credit card. It goes onto my credit card. Lebron James,

(39:01):
the chief, the most expensive Lebron James. Okay, there's one
that's listened to twenty two thousand. That's the cheapest of
that flopping, I mean, that's the cheapest of that card.
So the highest is a hundred thousand dollars. That's the
top sail of that car. This is ridiculous or top moment,
whatever you want to say. But yeah, so I got
a pack, I made some money. It feels great. It

(39:22):
was exciting I got and I can't believe I got
two of the same damn moment in the same pack.
But whatever, Well, and you're giving us names of guys
I didn't even know where in the NBA coach these
cards you're getting. Hopefully eventually it's a big name start.
I've heard of him, but here's a better team. I mean,
you've never heard of Lonnie Walker. Michael Carter Williams was
a Rookie of the Year. I know Walker now that

(39:43):
you told me who he is, Yeah, I know he is. Yeah,
Cameron Payne. You don't know who that is. I don't
know who that is. Guys. I got a Carmelo, I
got a Lamello, I got a Zion No. I mean, yeah,
we know those guys are the stars we have Uhum
embied Um, Anthony Davis. We know those guys, but coach
all those other names. If I got those in a pack,

(40:03):
I would just throw the pack away. It's on your
computer and you can delete it. You could delete it.
I wonder if I can just delete my card so
like I want to delete the moment, like I don't
want anybody to ever own it again, so I can
just delete it. Guys, speaking of money, So I've been talking.
I've been sitting at my kids baseball games watching these

(40:24):
kids just hit bombs, right, and I'm just like, something's up.
Like these kids almost the same size as my kid
hitting bombs. So I start looking like the cheating this
is what I started looking at the bats. No, they're
they've already cleared all the cheater ones and I've I've
seen the cheater one, so I know what those those
look like. You're telling the same story twice. I was like, guys,
he's so I told my son. I'm like, you know what,

(40:47):
I think it's time for you to get a new bat.
No crap, you got a Dick's gift card from the
Sore Losers Nation. Spend it. That's for me, that's for daddy, coach. Coach,
if it brings Daddy happiness with a home run, I
get him a new bat. He's gonna hit a home run. Coach.
Let's be real, but I'm watching these kids, and there's
a difference. You hear that difference. It sounds like a

(41:08):
freaking wooden bat when they hit it, and it's not wooden.
It's like carbon fiber or some whatever. And so I said, hey,
ask one of your teammates to lend you their bat
and see which one you like. Try a three or
four of them. He's like, okay, So last night he
tried a new bat. I mean, guys, three three hits,
one double four r B I s. He was on fire.

(41:31):
Even the coaches like, I don't know what he did different,
but he was on And I'm like, he tried different bat.
So Daddy's gonna start shopping for a different bat and
gonna get him one today. Have you seen how much
some of these bats could I mean, I mean three hundred,
four hundred I had coached the bat he's using I

(41:54):
bought for thirty dollars. I'm like, I cannot believe that.
Some of the bats is that these kids have are
like two dam in a year, I'll grow those bats
and they're not gonna take care of him because they're
eight year old kids, Coach. They drag them in rocks,
hit rocks with them. When the kid hit and it
sounded like a thud, you should have known you want that. No,

(42:16):
the pings, that's what my son has, a ping and
and it's like being trickles past the picture or whatever,
and they get like a bomb went off when they
hit that. It sounds it sounds like freaking Freddie Freeman,
like it's just a solid pop when they hit that
sweet spot. Yes. So so I don't know, man, I

(42:38):
I don't know what my limit is at this point.
I'm just like, well, if I get him the real, real,
real expensive one the way, coach, because you bring bring
up a good point, like you know they're never gonna
use it again. But I do have two more kids
younger than him, so that bat could be passed down. Yeah,
but they'd get three uses out of you know what
I mean, right, But by the time they're around, they're

(42:59):
gonna want a new that there's gonna be bigger, better, nicer,
better equipment. So it's gonna be hard to pass that down.
I mean, does it get better than this freaking carbon fibers?
You know, carbon fiber is better than the four dollar
carbon fiber was six years ago. Absolutely, it gets better.
You need to talk to the other day. It's like
golf clube to do a back alley deal where all

(43:21):
three of you go in and all your kids get
to use the bat and then you cut it in
thirds coach. That's not a bad idea. So it's something
like that. I don't know, but there's gotta be a
way to do it cheaper. Yeah, And speaking of the cheating,
Eddie coaches hopefully and I finally get an email read
on the show. I heard what Eddie went through with
his kids baseball. Just sending you an email to let
you know that cheating goes hard in any kids sport,

(43:43):
but especialty baseball. It's really bad. I've been dealing with
this since my son was playing rookie ball a k A.
T ball, and it's still going on now in high school.
Just let coach Eddie know that this is just the
beginning of it. He will have teams that are older
than they say they are, and the list go on
and on. Cheating is rampant and kids sports, it's very frustrating.

(44:04):
Love the show Coaches signed, Big G. Please break this
down from me because he's right, Like I mean, coach,
my kids have been in sports for forever, and I
just see the intensity of these parents, the competitiveness, not
out of the kids, coach. It's it's a game amongst
the parents competing with each other, the coaches. I mean,

(44:25):
they're so passionate about winning, winning, being the best little
league team, the football team, so competitive, they were all
so competitive. What is the point of putting all that
pressure on your kids? Do? Are they really realistically? Are
they trying to get all their kids into the into
the press like it's living vicariously through your kid. It's

(44:49):
remembering your competition, like you didn't you know, maybe your
team was bad when you were a kid, or you
were really good, so you want the same thing for
your kid. I think and you still wish, Oh I
could have made it. I think I could have made
it or if I if I put it, you know,
if he tries really hard, he can make it. Some
of them them think that, but I think it's just
the oh my gosh, they get caught up in it.

(45:09):
It's sort of like board games. People get wrapped up
in board games. It's for nothing, but you get competitive
black when you're playing Jenda. I don't know. I really,
I really think it's just a they lived through their kids,
big enough for my parents. I took the two middle,

(45:31):
plug the whole with Dan. I don't understand. You ask
a question and then you make penis jokes. I don't
did you want to answer to the question or do
you want penis jokes? No? No, no Rays making the piece?
No you are you're talking about doing on a jinga.
That's what Ray said, coach. No. I mean, I I
really don't know what it is, right, what do you
think it is? Well? I think you need to do

(45:53):
a Netflix Flakes documentary. Dude on the rampant cheating and
literally I would watch that. That's fascinating, and I think
the backup, like the bad stuff that was crazy, then
there's other stuff. Now this guy is saying ages, how
do you get away with that I think they have
to prove their birth certificates. That's there's no proof. There's
no proof, and we all make we we all make comments.
You know, when there's a kid that walks up there

(46:13):
and he's like four times bigger than everyone else's kid here,
everyone's like check his ide, you know, like they make
those jokes, but no one's really checking the I d oh.
I mean when I was twelve years old, we went
to the state tournament soccer tournament in El Paso, Texas,
and the team we played in the state final they
were sixteen seventeen year old kids. I mean, there was
no doubt. And one guy, like from another team came

(46:35):
up to my dad, who was the coach, was like, listen,
we have video documentary that if you want it. There's
no way these kids are legally of age. And my
Dad's like, video documentation, couch whatever. We know, you said,
a video documentary. I'm like, well, which one is that?
Okay whatever? And then I was like, no, man, it's
my dad was like, he said, it's twelve year old soccer.

(46:58):
What am I really gonna do? Who cares? Like? And
we got I mean, we got man handled. I mean,
these dudes were men. They just dominated us. Your dad's
tole you know, attitude towards it is is basically how
you have to handle it, because really, what are you
gonna do about You're gonna complain to the commissioner, like
you're gonna go to the league and tell them that,
like you just can't, like you just deal with it.
But man, it's it's frustrating. Like we played a team

(47:20):
last night and we ended up beating them in the
last inning. I mean it was a crazy game. But
the intensity of these coaches yelling at these kids go
to secondard us taking their hats off, throwing them because
the kids like, I don't know, there's four people yelling
at me. I don't know if you said go to
second or stay at first, like I don't know. And
the coach who's pitching throws just having the floor, and

(47:41):
even all our coaches are just like what, like, dude,
settled down, Like what are you doing? These kids? Games
look look like a great way for somebody to out
themselves as crazy. I mean, I would be trying to
lay low. I'm trying to act cool in the community,
and these dads are out there losing their minds on
losing their minds. I don't mind the coach throwing the

(48:02):
hat down note Keith Teth Keith used to throw his
hat now, I mean he I drew my pants and
it would be a three o'count. Bass is loaded, and
he'd give the take sign and mosquito. He swung and missed,
and he's, god, damn it, what are you doing? I

(48:23):
gave you the take sign, kicks his hat. I'm show
are you doing? Take my belt off and don't swing
at the next don't swing at the next pitch. The
take sign is on. If you don't see me, I'm
gonna spank you boys. Never wait. So how old are

(48:47):
you though, coach? And twelve? Yeah, see, my kids are seven.
These are seven year olds. They're still learning the game
of a baseball coach. But the problem is that there
is a championship at the end, like there is. There
is a championship. There is a trophy at the end
for the winner. And these parents want to be the
freaking champs. And it's like, well, so do the kids.

(49:08):
That's why you play the game. You play the game
to win because they do. They do? Yeah, ok, yeah
you do. You You play to win the game. But
I understand it's not the end all be all is
winning the championship. It's learning the game, it's the being
on a team, it's the interaction. It's fun. So you
want to win having fun. You don't want to win
being cutthroat, crazy, out of control parent. Coach Meal of bustering, Eddie,

(49:32):
you didn't miss anything. He just named all the adjectives
that explained baseball. Because you're right about the parents, but
the kids they don't. Yeah, they'd like to win, but
it's not like their nights ruined if they lose, Coach.
I mean, they walk out like Major League Baseball players
at the end of the game and the dugout. They're
just like, a cool, we're getting sonic. What are we doing? Like, Okay,

(49:54):
we lost, big deal? What are pretty sure My pops
didn't talk to me for the next couple of days
and we played. But that's what I'm saying. That's what
I'm saying, Coach, your dad was pissed you as a kid.
You're like wi he loves a big deal. Like, can
I play video games tonight? Hey? I have a message
here I wanted to read you guys. If I can
get a second, Ah, this is to me personally. Hey, coach,
I recently received a cameo from you on the Principal

(50:16):
Miguel Salazar that you got a request from from Morgan
about the cameo made my day. Thanks for the kind
words you shared. Also a huge fan of a Little
Show as well as the Big Show. Is it possible
for you to give my son a shout out for
his birthday? His name is Michael, it is his birthday today.
Tell him it's from his dad, Principal Salazar and I'm sorry,

(50:39):
my man, I can't, but you can get me on
cameo and I will. You can hit lunchbox on cameo
if you want a good cameo, a lot more effort,
a lot more feelings, a lot more emotions. I mean, listen, Michael,
happy birthday, ma man. I was just kidding, Michael. If
you want a free one, man, you can just DM
me and I'll just send you a video. However, Nick Fleming,
remember that, dude, all right? So Nick hits me up

(51:01):
on d M. Dude, I heard you're gonna do you
can do free videos like do one for me for
my chick or whatever, and I did it. He wrote
down everything I did it. I sent it to him,
and you know what, he hits me back with what, Hey,
can you redo it? Man? Can you put in one
thing I forgot? I'm like, what we do it? You
said you? No? No, okay, this is the free version, buddy,

(51:25):
And he had to redo a free video. Hey, Eddie,
this is the free version. Hold on, hold on? Want
you want to redo? Hey? If people tell me to
redo a thirty dollar one, I'm like, gop, Hey, Eddie, no,
you you run this big, you run your mouth about
you'll do videos for free. So he's what and that's

(51:47):
what he's gonna use. He ain't get the second one?
Why can Mr All do it for free? Dude? I
feel bad I did video wasn't even free quality, that is,
I mean, that's pretty bad. It wasn't on me, boys,
it wasn't on me. That that came from the kindness
of my heart. If you're trying to get greedy and
ask to redo it, but you're out here, you're out
of luck. Did you respond to that and say that

(52:07):
to him? No, he's here the podcast. Why would you
not just tell him instead of this isn't a conversation
to be had with him. It's over. You asked for
a video, you got one. There is nothing else to
talk about. I thought it was funny, so I brought
it up to you guys because you probably laugh about it.
But it's hilarious talking about you're not even good at

(52:30):
the free videos. No, it's not, man, I mean, I
mean if he if he thinks it's not good, then fine,
don't use it, trash it. I don't care. It's nothing
not nothing against I'm not gonna hurt my feelings, coach.
Who cares? So what's your turnaround time? If I need
a free video? How long do I need to give you?
An advance on a couple of days? Whatever? Whenever I
get to it, it's free night and nine boys. Whenever

(52:53):
I get to it. There's no pressure. I don't have
any hats. I don't. I don't put on a happy
birthday hat. I don't. If it's good, who cares? It's
a free video of you? I want, I'll get you one.
You gotta have the bells and whistles. Yeah, that's that's
the that's the beauty of the free video, coach. You
don't have to do anything. You can literally just do
it right here and there you go there's a video. Yeah. See,
I'd rather put effort into it and do it on cameo,

(53:15):
Lunchbox on cameo. If you want to make someone's weekend,
you know, just send him a video for me. It's great,
it's amazing, it's fun. Like what up? Coaches? What a year?
I can't believe it's almost my birthday again. Oh, that's
not even I thought it was today. That's so stupid.
I'll edit that out, thank you. It was actually from
two months ago. Probably. I'm pretty sure Ray has said

(53:36):
I'll edit that out a few times and never even
Norman Collins in Oklahoma City. My birthday is on the
twenty one. I'm pretty sure lunch is going to get
this late, but I'd like to hear it on the podcast.
I'm gonna hang up and listen. Well, I think I
nailed it pretty much on time. Thank you? What is it?
What today's date? And and guys, I will say this,

(53:58):
I've been kidding a lot of men. Okay, hold on,
hold on, gosh, he says, I'm sure he's gonna get
it late. Right. Guess when he sent this same day
on April one at pm. But coach, just go with
the narrative that we're late, we do him late. Let
him still think that as I'm actually pomp No, no,

(54:20):
I'm not really time to pick up my kid. I
love you, baby, I'm just I'm I'm happy we could
give Norman Collins an Oklahoma shout out. Guys. This is
kind of random, but I have been getting a significant
amount of messages people are coming back to Nashville. I mean,
the pandemic is Oh, it's alive and well. Down there
on Broadway. Step and B has about the same attendance

(54:40):
as a Titans game now on a Saturday. I saw
it last weekend and I'm like, well, all right, the
pandemics officially over. So the people that are messaging me,
is it okay to come guys? Everybody's back. I mean,
it is the craziest I've ever seen Broadway since I
lived there, since before the show Nashville was filmed. It
is buck wild in Anybody in a state that touches

(55:02):
Tennessee is going to Nashville on a Friday, Saturday Sunday.
I parked uh was prepared to pay twenty dollars. I
was like, we went to an album released party a
couple of weeks ago. I said, Baser, you know what,
let's pay to park. I'll drive, I'm not gonna drink boom.
Pay to party. That was awesome, So we go to
pay to park. I was fully prepared to pay twenty dollars.
How much do you think it cost to park for

(55:23):
two hours downtown? I would have guessed twenty dollar. Not
on the weekend, coaches, I just about lost it. It
was forty dollars. I was so mad I had to
pay it. But be prepared. If you're parking downtown, you
can get away if you park at Titan Stadium. So so,

(55:45):
did you tell the parking attendant? Did you get a
hot mike in his face and say this is ridiculous? No,
it was one of those computer generated tickets, coach, or
I would have yelled at somebody. I was furious. That's
that's really. Can't yell at them, coach, that's just their price.
You just have to go somewhere else. And that's the problem. Here.
Here's the thing. It's like, it's a blind demand economics.
You don't need to own a here n F T

(56:05):
T f C s John. If we could get some
money together, we don't need to buy a building its
parking garage. Jonathan had the same idea. We don't need
to buy a bar, We don't need to buy a restaurant.
You need to buy a parking lot. That's all you need,
and you will make money hand over fist because people
gotta park for all sorts of events. And it would
probably cost you a million dollars to buy a parking lot.
But geez, that's easy. Listen. I my friend Johan had

(56:30):
the beautiful idea four years ago. He told me, we
need right now to invest in a parking lot. And
and I said, no, I missed out on I iPhone,
I missed out on IBM in the nineteen eighties. That
I should have never turned down Johan, and I should
have done that parking garage four years ago. And I
will hang up and listen and free years ago you
still would have been ut the four I know. And

(56:51):
instead he about a restaurant, Yeah, I actually did. I mean, hey,
that's not a plan. V Hey, swiney Swift's if you're
up there, go check it out. You on uh asked
for you, and he looked up with some motzrella sticks.
He actually wanted us to go there and do the show.
I think that'd be great. I would love to. Lunch
Box doesn't want to do that. I don't want to

(57:13):
leave the Why the hell do you say that? I
don't want to go there and do the show because
we well know, we'll do it Monday. We're going Monday.
Let's go Monday. The equipment. Figure it out, okay, equipment,
put it on an iPhone? No, no, I mean that's
all you need. Set it up, and I'll be there Monday.
You just have all the mics, everything, good to go.

(57:34):
You got it, We'll go. I'll take my phone, we'll
record it, eat some Why not, it's the same thing,
it's not the same quality. Then why do we record
it these mikes? Why don't we just put our iPhone
on the table and record it and put it on
you can, That's what I'm saying. You're you want to
do that. That's not the same If you want to
set up the equipment and do it, we'll do it.

(57:54):
I'll go. I don't have a problem, but we can't
do it with no equipment. And we get some free
burgers and milkshakes. Boys, that's what I was thinking about.
That's what I'm talking about. Yeah, that's what I'm saying
it sounds like a great idea, but it's not gonna
happen because we will No one will set the equipment up. Sure,
Scooba will do it. We'll have to pay Scooba, pay
him in burgers and fries. Is that true, Scooba? He's busy. Gosh,

(58:17):
that'd be you imagine, right, what do I plug it
in the red cord. I'm not gonna do it. I'm
not gonna do it. I know you're not gonna do it,
and I know you're not gonna do it. Right, You'll
bring the equipment and set it up. I'll bring one mike.
That's what I'm saying. Why not let's do one Okay,

(58:38):
everyone bring a mic and we'll and I'll bring the computer. Listen,
we're small budget. It is difficult without an engineer to
do this. I am down. I have a microphone and
my laptop which I can do and record ray. You
bring your mic, lunchbox, you bring your mic. You don't
have a mic. I have a mic that is plugged
into a studio here at the office. I don't have

(59:00):
I'm plugging and bring it. Can you imagine our show?
It's some It's a it's a country town. He lives
in Swiney Swift's where his restaurant is. Can you imagine
some old boy, hey Man, turn on speakers down I
don't want to listen to this. Well, I don't think
it would play over the speakers. We would just be
recording time to go into a computer. Computer. Right. I thought, like,
people be eating and their lunch and stuff, and we're

(59:20):
sitting here doing jock talk. The Spurs are going to
be the best team in five years, and I'll hang
up and listen. Lunch Box says something that pisses the
patron on me, Like, what did you say? Book listen,
I've never loved the f sec hey Man, go yourself,
go get his ass, beat him up on my head.

(59:40):
Oh my gosh, that would be awesome. What you say
about construction? Flag boys, Son breaks constructions. You're talking about
construction down there, and dim mombriham Son. That's my cousin. Oh,
that's my cousin, cliff Man, who told me you talked
about him how he wasn't doing a good job blocking

(01:00:00):
that road and he looked at you like what the
hell you doing turn this road? Well, that's my boy
Cliff And I'm here to whoop your ass if you
want to do an inside or outside, because either way
you're gonna get your ass. Well, you want to an
inside outside and you got three seconds inside. And my
old lady, she works for that nursery or that nursery
school you were talking about. She works there and to
take care of your stupid kids all morning long. And

(01:00:22):
you don't want to pay the twenty teacher appreciation you
can do to appreciate my wife is twenty dollars. And
you guys always say, hang up, Well, I'm gonna hang
up on this. Okay, I will hang up on it.
I'm gonna hang your ass up on that clothes line
out there. All right. Maybe we're not going to Swaney Swift. Alright,
maybe not. You convinced me. I'm out, gosh, alright, alright,

(01:00:47):
how is doing? And we want anything? They haven't played
in a couple of days? Okay, they got p p
DD and then you say they didn't have a game.
Now they got they got pp D postpone D. The
weather was an STD. No, it's not an STD, guys.
And we're only a few days away from the draft.
I can't wait from the NFL Draft. Because I'm tired
of hearing about mock damn drafts. Oh, mock draft, I

(01:01:08):
got him going here. Oh draft, they're going over here. Oh,
you're breaking news on the bottom line. Dallas Cowboys open
to trading the tenth pick. Well, no crap, you're open
to trade. Everybody's open to trade their pick if you
come open the two dudes in the time. Hey, if
you called the Jacksonville Jaguars right now and say, hey,
we'll give you Patrick Mahomes for the number one pick,

(01:01:29):
guess what, They're open to trading the damn pick. That's
not a news story. I got an email. Oh, you
can enter this draft pool for free and you could
win five thousand dollars. Sounds awesome, right, Well, I look
at it. You have to fill out thirty guys names
on the draft board and predict them correct. And I
don't have time to fill out thirty guys names. Guys.

(01:01:50):
I wasn't even worth it to me to enter a
free competition. No, that's how little interested I am in
the draft. And MOK draft is like, oh my gosh,
Mark Bell Keiper came out with his third mock draft
been so much changed. You want to know why it
changed because if he put out the same mock draft
as he did two weeks ago, you wouldn't read the
damn thing. So he's got to change something up. He's

(01:02:10):
gotta put different names somewhere, A trade here, a trade there.
Mock drafts they're hilarious, they're fine to read, but God
would be like, man, well, I saw that mill had
us picking Jerome Johnson out of Penn State. What do
you think of that pick? Shut up? Yeah, I don't
even get me started on NFL Draft. It's actually bringing
up a bad memory last year and I was in

(01:02:30):
the heart of my addiction. I did to over five
and a half and I think that s ob went
two or something and I lost out on a k. Hey, Ray,
those were the bad days. Man. You're you're You're past that, right.
Look at you now, dude, you're a better person now. Oh, Coach,
I'm bored. I'm a boring, boring man. Goes crap, he's

(01:02:51):
going back. He's going back for coach. I'm telling you
those sports bars. I mean, you might as well just
take off the sports because I don't give up about
any of the sports. Hey, you feel like you got
castrated a little bit no, coach, I'll be back better
than ever. I just needed a break. Wait, have you
done beat the street? Because let me tell you about
beat the damn streak. You should probably not pick your
picks at ten am, because I did yesterday. Never look back.

(01:03:13):
My guy didn't play. He pinched it over one. Obviously
didn't go to Razor Webine. I went at ten am
and there was no news, and so I just picked
the guys and then I totally forgot about it because
I had to deal about getting a pack drop and
then I had some event last night and I forgot
all about it. I look at the box score and
Nemo pinch hit over one, streak over at five, See

(01:03:34):
you later. That's the thing, guys, you gotta go on Twitter,
go to our website, not ours, but it's a good
if you see sports dot com slash edge and they'll
tell you if a guy's playing starting what lunch did
is did it way too early? And then the guy
doesn't play a gamey pinch hits he gets in a
bat you end up losing the streak and only getting
one shot at Would you say, coach that you spent

(01:03:56):
a lot of time last night finding Nemo see if
he was playing or not really, and only I know
I hit a bory and she looked it up and
it was only it was really easy to look at
the box scoring boom. There was Nemo over one back.
Dorry doesn't have a good memory. She forgot. Are you
even beat the Street Disney edition or you want to?
I was so piste last night. I was so annoyed,

(01:04:21):
so annoyed. I mean I may change that. I picked
Woody after a buzz Lightyear was sitting out. Man, you
make it to five and you get beat by a
stupid pinch hit. I mean, come on, alright, alright, have
a great weekend. He cut you really not ended good job.
I mean it's just so strong. I mean life, right, life,

(01:04:42):
and then Fantasy basketball. I mean it's just it's over. Man.
The number one scene is just getting spanked right now,
and I'm being getting beat by Beal. Uh deal with it?
And he does have Bradley Beal on his team. Deal
with it. I mean everybody on my team, jan Da Murray,
I need a night obviously takes an it off. Come on, dude,
I'm down by a hundred and fifty points. That's why

(01:05:03):
the best one you I used to love basketball. Fantasy
the best. The best one is football. It's only once
a week. You know the guys are gonna play. Yeah,
he's dealing with the nightlies. You never know if an
NBA guys gonna play. It's just brutal. I mean, I
think I think the next conversation we need to have
with Lunchbox about gambling. I just don't think it's good
for you to more coaches. There's a lot of like
sus Well, it does. Losing sucks, man, it does. I know, coach,

(01:05:27):
it seems like you're doing a lot of that lately.
I mean, I'm losing now. I won on the n
f T S, Buddy, I made some money. I'm okay. Yeah,
I mean, Kawhi Leonard out still out? Thanks dude, all right,
thanks for nothing. Alright, boys, you'll have a good weekend. Yeah,
it's gonna be nice. Everybody get to golfing, get to
enjoy in life outside. Pandemic is over. Yeah for the

(01:05:49):
official statement. That was it? That was it? All right?
You heard the man, It's over, Nashville. I see tomorrow. Hey,
go start hooking up making out with everyone. Pandemic is
officially over. You heard it here. First you Eddie's on
Southwest going you never know Eddie's but already on his

(01:06:09):
way to Florida. That was a year ago, telling you, yeah,
I was raised bachelor party. What I went to Vegas?
I know it was awesome. CoA. He's trying to just
rub it in. Then I didn't go to your bachelor party, dude,
that was great. I wish I wouldn't have to sleep
on Michael's couch, but you didn't have to. That's the
whole point. All right, I'm out, blessed, thank you, bless you,
bless you. Yeah, I'm allergic to it. All right, let's

(01:06:36):
go home. My parents got the vaccine, they got sickerings.
They did keep him in your thoughts. I guess they go,
I'm sorry, Oh they're fine. I mean, it's happening to everyone.
They're gonna be sick for a little bit and then
they're gonna be good. Kind of is odd. It's almost
a d n A thing. I got really sick from it.
My dad and mom goes both got from it. It
is odd, boys, And I'll tell you what, Like my

(01:06:57):
I have headaches ever since I got my second vaccine.
I mean, are you serious? Dead serious? See I haven't
had any lingering, but that next day that was ten
times worse than a hangover. I'll take a white claw
hangover any day of the week over that weird feeling
where I had the chills. I felt way hollow. I
couldn't even like stop shaking at times. That's not good,

(01:07:19):
don't I don't know what to do. What am I
supposed to do? Puke up the vaccine? But you can't
puke up the vaccine. I'm just saying that system. It's
not it's what I'm saying. I didn't know how to
get over it. I didn't damn know what to do.
There ain't no manual on how to get over the
vaccine because we just invented it. That's true. You know.
My dad always said there's no manual to raising kids,

(01:07:40):
and I'm like, but Dad, there's a lot of books.
You could have read the thing, all those books. Every
kid is different, That's true. Every kid is different. So
what work for that person wrote that? Damn book? Doesn't
work for that person because the kid, don't. I know.
My dad would just drink a few beers and be like,
I'm sorry, I was ever bad. Dad. You know, there's
no manual for kids and raising kids like, well, Dad,

(01:08:02):
you could do a little bit of research, Bunny. Yeah,
all right, we'll see you boys. Happy Friday, all right,
come on, lift it up. It's Friday. No, no, I'm
just I'm looking at my fantasy basketball team. Okay, alright,
goodbye everyone. I do that. I SD in line sounding good.

(01:08:24):
Bub Yeah, we only had to restart a couple of times.
Sounds like you're almost here, is it, Sonny out? I
haven't seen out to side in six hours. It looks
like the rain stop, Bubs. But I want to head
on over to Dick's. All right, Bub,