Team Snacks Shocks The World

Anything and everything went wrong for Lunchbox this weekend in all aspects of life. Fantasy baseball has come to an end, the eliminator is over, and Lunchbox is now worried his wife might leave. Team Snacks had an intense game with trash talk between 5 year olds escalates to a punch being thrown. Ray went to see the Titans but missed OT because of one of his life mottos. Plus Deion and the Colorado Buffs win again. 

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Dude wears a black tank top every show.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
It to his outfit. Dude probably sells them too.

Speaker 1 (00:06):
It's all marketing, right, Who.

Speaker 2 (00:08):
Cares about what he wears? I wear this Spurs hoodie
every single day.

Speaker 1 (00:13):
Marketing.

Speaker 2 (00:13):
You know why? Because we got Wombanya. We got wom Banya.

Speaker 1 (00:18):
He's a favorite. Win Rookie of the year.

Speaker 2 (00:20):
He won't win it, chet Holgren, chatter Scoot, Yeah, that's it.
I really think it's gonna be chet Holgren because he
missed all last year, so he's still a rookie. But
who's talking basketball right now?

Speaker 1 (00:31):
Man? Well, and Scoot played in the g leagues, so
I mean he's really not a rookie either. I think
Scoot wins it.

Speaker 2 (00:37):
All right, Well, that's good.

Speaker 1 (00:39):
We started winning.

Speaker 2 (00:40):
Dumbass met another dumb ass, and they became the dumb
Ass Trio.

Speaker 1 (00:44):
The end I gave Arnold today off. He said, it's
popular now at a lot of companies. They apparently take
Mondays off.

Speaker 2 (00:52):
They do four day work weeks. Yes, oh, must be
nice man.

Speaker 1 (00:55):
And Fridays after the happy hour, everybody goes home.

Speaker 2 (00:58):
That's nice too, because they have beer at noon.

Speaker 1 (01:00):
Here. I remember, we didn't we don't hear. But remember we.

Speaker 2 (01:03):
Used to Yeah, yeah, beer cart Friday was at noon.
They would take the cart around full of beers and
you can grab a beer and sit around and chat.
And it's like, if you're gonna have that, why even
have people work on Friday?

Speaker 1 (01:17):
Right? And when the beer cart comes around, it's is
it just known that you don't do any more working
because you don't want to get on a call and
you're all sloppy for sure.

Speaker 2 (01:24):
It's like, this is the end of the day, Thanks
for working hard all week, here's a free beer, enjoy that,
gossip with your co workers, and head on out into
the world for Friday for the weekend. So my question
is do they really get a lot of work done
in those three hours that they're here on Friday morning
before the beer cart. Probably not, because all they're thinking
about is the beer cart.

Speaker 1 (01:43):
And the beer cart, I mean it kind of lickers
and lubes up, so you're gonna have three beers, then
you can't wait to get home from work. Then by
the time the kids get home from school, you're drunk.

Speaker 2 (01:54):
Yeah, that's true. And maybe some of them just don't
even have kids, or they don't go get the kids
and the kids have to walk home and find their
mom or dad.

Speaker 1 (02:02):
Just, oh, we don't want that's sad man. And it's
no way they're stopping after a couple of beers at
the office. You just continue it.

Speaker 2 (02:08):
You go to happy hour.

Speaker 1 (02:09):
So these people just drink all Friday.

Speaker 2 (02:12):
I'm not gonna say that. I think there's some responsible
people here that probably stop after one or two.

Speaker 1 (02:18):
Ray it's tough moderation.

Speaker 2 (02:21):
Uh, some things, yeah, are tough.

Speaker 1 (02:23):
Spice of life.

Speaker 2 (02:24):
It gets in down in your blood. But can I
just tell you that I had a terrible weekend.

Speaker 1 (02:29):
Man. Here, we're gonna do our intro. Oh we haven't
started yet. We're gonna do it live. Oh the one, two, three,
sore losers?

Speaker 2 (02:39):
What up, everybody? I am lunchbox. I know the most
about sports, So I'll give you the sports facts, my
sports opinions, because I'm pretty much a sports genius.

Speaker 1 (02:48):
Y'all it says. And I'm from the North. I'm in
Alpha Male Live on the West Side with Bazer. Holy hell,
did we have a long, big show. You know, it's
quite the shift when you in and you're seeing double and.

Speaker 2 (03:03):
Well, if I walked in the house and I saw
a double I'd be like, hell, yeah, wife, thanks for
inviting the friend.

Speaker 1 (03:09):
Usually just on birthdays.

Speaker 2 (03:11):
That's right, But no, no, she's never done that for
my birthday. I thought year forty was gonna be the
year she did it, but nope, I'm now forty two,
still waiting. Maybe I should do that for her fortieth
I should invite her friend over.

Speaker 1 (03:22):
What twas it? Tilted Kilt? Two chicks worked it. As
guy was telling me, he goes Tilted Kilt and one
of them was his wife, and she came home from
work one day with an extra girl from Tilted Kilt
for his birthday.

Speaker 2 (03:34):
That's pretty sweet. Where'd you meet this dude?

Speaker 1 (03:37):
Who's my tire guy? They sponsored it? He was one
of his friends. It's not it's literally not him, but
not bad. He told me the story. It's like one
of the stories you just hear through the grit. You're
never gonna know somebody that that actually happens too, but correct.
It's crazy to hear that story. You're like, are you
dead serious?

Speaker 2 (03:52):
Like everybody's like, oh, yeah, I have a friend. How
come that everybody has a friend that it's happened to.
How come it's never the person you know that it's happened.

Speaker 1 (03:58):
To because it's such a story. I'm sure he's probably
told it. It's probably about five people removed from him.
He probably doesn't even know the guy that he's telling
the story about. So you think it's really more like,
that's such an awesome story. People are gonna hear it
on the podcast now tell their friends, and they're gonna say, oh,
I heard it from a guy that heard it from
a guy that heard it from a guy. But instead
of saying all that, you say, I know a guy that.

Speaker 2 (04:19):
Or are people gonna email us we are the sore
losers at gmail dot com and say that they've had
it happen to them, that they're that them, him and
their them and their wife or them and their husband
are down for that and they do it all the time.
Do you think we I think we have people that
listen to this podcast that are down like that.

Speaker 1 (04:37):
And I posted a Airbnb verbo one of the two
I saw it for Nashville weekend. If some of the
losers want to mount up eight people, you can know
it for about three hundred apiece. Pretty dope spot very
close to Broadway.

Speaker 2 (04:49):
Yeah, twelve minutes walking because a lot of the events
are gonna be hopefully are going to be centered around downtown.
We've had some great meetings. It is I mean, guys,
details coming very very very soon.

Speaker 1 (05:01):
I was gonna say great meetings. I mean, we had
an amazing zoom meeting. But then the one time at
night we were supposed to, I thought there's be more
business and really we just you just went there to drink.

Speaker 2 (05:12):
Uh yeah, yeah I did too, but.

Speaker 1 (05:14):
It was loud. It's not like we were able to
really even talk.

Speaker 2 (05:16):
Yeah, there was no business there. I thought that was
gonna be a little meeting and it was more just hey,
come have drinks and let's play this music really loud,
so you can't talk business and you can have alcohol
and it's all free. Cool, thanks, talk to you later.

Speaker 1 (05:29):
And they were giving these drinks out for free. Everything
was free. It was pretty awesome. It was a restaurant
that opened restaurant bar and they go, this is our specialty,
this orange Julius or somebody's full of alcohol and then
they hand it to you and it's a big ol'd
pint glass.

Speaker 2 (05:42):
Monster.

Speaker 1 (05:42):
Okay, let me shoot down an entire leader of liquor
real quick.

Speaker 2 (05:46):
Yeah, and happy Monday to you right, man, because I'm
gonna tell you what I know you don't want to.
We don't want to start the podcast off sad. But
I had an absolute shit weekend.

Speaker 1 (05:57):
Okay, that's depressing. You're like the guy at the office.
Hey Mark, how's it going, Hey John? Terrible last weekend?
Wife left me? Oh hell, oh happy Monday.

Speaker 2 (06:08):
No, my wife didn't leave me. My wife's still around,
but Fantasy baseball left me. Left me high and dry.
Cousin Andrew and I we co manage a team. We're
the number one seed in the playoffs, so we have
a first round by so we get our second round opponent,
you know, the semi finals. Libation Nation comes into our

(06:31):
house trying to take us on and it is a
dead heat. All we have to do is tie enough.
They have to score. They have to win more categories
than we do. So we are tied in a couple
categories including walks, saves, and losses. So boom, there is
no way this dude can beat us unless he gets

(06:53):
a save. Then oh we better get a freaking saved
a time or get a win.

Speaker 1 (06:58):
So you're trying to win categories.

Speaker 2 (06:59):
Win category worries, right, It's kind of stupid, but sure,
well no, because you got like batting average hits or
home runs, RBIs, runs scored, stolen bases, ops, all that,
you know, whatever, it doesn't matter. So come Saturday, we
get our stupid ass closer in Kyle Finnegan, who the

(07:20):
hell is he with? Washington National's closer comes in and
gets his ass rocked, blows the save. We need that
save to take this lead, and then it's like, oh
my gosh, this dude's up against the wall. He has
to get two saves the next two days to beat us.

Speaker 1 (07:38):
That's impossible, exactly.

Speaker 2 (07:41):
Finnegan blows the save. Not only does he blow the save,
ray he takes the l. Now that guy has taken
the lead in losses and so uh oh, we're in
trouble now because it's tied six to six categories. Then

(08:01):
his closer comes in, Alex Lange from the freaking d
Detroit Tigers, and I'm watching it. Angels get a hit,
home run, Angels down one run, another home run, Angels,
they tie the game. Blown save, blown save, hell, Yes,

(08:23):
here we go. He gets the win, which is what
you didn't need, which we didn't need. I needed them
to take the L. So now he got a blown save,
which was great. But then they managed a rally and
win and he got the win, so that put him
ahead in wins.

Speaker 1 (08:41):
Is the Blowa category?

Speaker 2 (08:43):
No, but if he would have taken the loss, I
was hoping. But if he would have got the save,
they would have taken it. So we go into Sunday
and we gotta throw our guys. We gotta throw them
because we got it. We have to get a save
to tie it up. So Fairbanks comes in for the
Rays to winnings. No walks, hell, yes, no save. Okay,

(09:04):
but we can't have a walk. If we have a walk,
we are deep shit.

Speaker 1 (09:08):
And also to get a save, they have to isn't
it The tying run has to be in the on
deck circle.

Speaker 2 (09:12):
No, you have to be within three runs. If you
come in the inning and it's like three to one
and you get all three hitters out, you get a save.

Speaker 1 (09:20):
Interesting. I never really knew how that worked.

Speaker 2 (09:23):
So then our guy for the Orioles or the yeah,
he yzmer Cano, Ya mer Cano, that's not their closer.
But he comes in in a Bautista, I understand. But
Canoe comes in bull No, no, no, Bautista's hurt so it is, yes,
so Canoe is in right now he comes in one

(09:43):
and a third innings pitched, no walks, but no save.

Speaker 1 (09:49):
Okay, okay, okay, good bad, good bad, good bad, Yes,
good bad. We're still in it on my cat. Good girl,
bad girl, good girl, good girl. We're stilling it. Bad girl,
good girl.

Speaker 2 (09:58):
And after getting rocked the day before for some dumbass reason,
the Nationals bring in Finnegan again. Harry comes Kyle Finnegan
to the mound. He gets the first guy to line
out the center. All right, here we go games. Then
he gives up a base hit to Santana. Terrain runs

(10:21):
for Santana, steal second, we get a we get a
two count. Then it's one and two foal ball, ball two,
fal ball, then ball three, ball four. He walks him,

(10:42):
he walks him, and now we have to have a
win from Wicks last night rhymes with dix, and we
don't get it and we lose. Kyle Finnegan blew it.

Speaker 1 (10:59):
So you got out of the playoffs. We were out
of the playoffs, and you were the number one seed.

Speaker 2 (11:03):
Number one seed. It all, I mean, listen, we probably
overachieved as a team. We took some Risks. We traded
for show Hay.

Speaker 1 (11:11):
Yeah, sho hey. Otani hasn't played since the Clinton administration.

Speaker 2 (11:14):
We traded for show Hay. A week later, he's out
for the season with the ucl So we got like
two point one or three point one innings pitch from
our big trade that we gave up our second round
pick next.

Speaker 1 (11:26):
Year for you guys are in a deep league, dude, Dude,
we are.

Speaker 2 (11:30):
It was just it was crushing last night when Finnegan
walked that guy and then we still had a chance.
Laying comes back in the game that on Sunday two
for the Tigers, and I'm thinking, okay, below this damn thing.
He locks down the save and that was it. Game
over history. It was of pleasure doing business with you.
It was a great season.

Speaker 1 (11:50):
He pleasured each other.

Speaker 2 (11:53):
Cousin Andrew, he hit me and he was just so uplifted.
He was like, we almost did it. It would have
been a hot, damn great run. We overachieved. Crazy that
him picking up Jazz really changed the entire outlook today.

(12:14):
Horrible trade at the deadline. Great season. I don't really
believe our team was good enough to be first or
win a championship, but we still won some money, and
considering this was a rebuilding year where we took some
aggressive picks in the draft to get our keepers in order,
a very successful year. Sucks because we were so close
to having another shot at the title, but we way
overachieved and we did it without making a ton of moves.

(12:37):
Weird year, Good year.

Speaker 1 (12:38):
What the hell is that? His quote for ESPN?

Speaker 2 (12:41):
That was what he sent to me last night at
ten twenty five pm.

Speaker 1 (12:45):
I deleted it. I mean, how did you even save
that message? I would have been like, thanks for the book.

Speaker 2 (12:50):
That's what I woke up to this morning because I
went to bed sad and depressed. And that wasn't the
only sad and depressing thing that happened to me yesterday.

Speaker 1 (12:57):
My wife left me. Ray, No, I'm got the kids.

Speaker 2 (13:02):
No, I'm in the eliminator where you have to pick
one team to win every single fing week.

Speaker 1 (13:08):
You picked the Jags, You jag off.

Speaker 2 (13:12):
No, I told you that was a terrible pick. Ray,
I told you the Jags.

Speaker 1 (13:15):
I'm fine with it. Titans are tied for first in
the division. Yes, I'm glad. I was wrong.

Speaker 2 (13:19):
No, I had the New York Football Giants, Ray, and
I was like, that is. I set that last Sunday
or Monday, whenever all the games were over. I was like,
that's the easiest pick of the week. They got blown
out by the Cowboys. They're gonna go to Arizona and
they're gonna kill them.

Speaker 1 (13:35):
That's a weird pick. And I had it.

Speaker 2 (13:37):
Well, yeah, I understand that.

Speaker 1 (13:40):
I got cute.

Speaker 2 (13:41):
And at eleven twenty am Central Time on Sunday, I said,
you know what, that's getting too cute.

Speaker 1 (13:49):
You can't pick the Giants.

Speaker 2 (13:51):
You have to pick Russell Wilson in Broncos Country, right,
Broncos Country.

Speaker 1 (13:56):
Yes, let's ride Broncos Country. Let's ride.

Speaker 2 (14:00):
So I went on there and I changed all my picks.

Speaker 1 (14:03):
See, you can't do that. You got to go with
your gut. Same thing in Vegas. When you land in Vegas,
what are you feeling not? Oh? I went in the
hotel room decided to all of a sudden, play roulette.
I've never played roulette before. Have a game plan and
go with your gut. I understand.

Speaker 2 (14:20):
And then I read some stat about weeks one and
two playing in Denver. The Denver Broncos against the spread
is unbelievable because of the altitude and everybody being out
of shape on the other team. They're not used to
playing at altitude. So I changed my pick Ray at
eleven twenty am. I went to every eliminator I'm in
and I said, Broncos, Broncos, Broncos, Broncos, Broncos.

Speaker 1 (14:42):
Let's ride, Broncos Country, Let's Ride.

Speaker 2 (14:46):
And I'm watching it and they're up twenty one to three, Ray,
and I am like, oh my god, and the Giants
are down like twenty to nothing.

Speaker 1 (14:53):
They were up that much.

Speaker 2 (14:55):
Yeah, And I'm like, bro, what dude, I'm so glad
I switched from the Giants Chi It's suck. Giants Suck.
What a terrible pick that would have been. At least
I'm moving on with the freaking Broncos. So smart, so smart.

Speaker 1 (15:10):
Then the neighbors were having a little get together, another one.
They have one every week. I think they're alcoholic.

Speaker 2 (15:16):
Well, they had their kids' birthday party on Saturday and
they had a bounce house. We were unable to attend
this party and they said the bounce company said, oh guys,
we can't come back and get it till Monday. Is
that okay?

Speaker 1 (15:27):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (15:28):
Uh yeah? Two extra days a bounce house sign us up.
So they said, we're gonna have that bounce house up
if you guys want to come over.

Speaker 1 (15:35):
Oh cool, it'll kill our grass.

Speaker 2 (15:37):
Thanks, no problem, we'll be there. So we go and
I'm already it's up twenty one to three. I'm good.
I am feeling great about my life. I am feeling
so good. I'm moved on. Then I pull out my
phone and it's like twenty four to it's twenty four
to twenty one, commanders, and I'm like, what what what happened?

(15:58):
How is that possible?

Speaker 1 (15:59):
They went on one of those runs that yeah, Atlanta
Falcons and this, and.

Speaker 2 (16:03):
Then they score again and it's thirty one twenty one,
and then thirty eight twenty four because the bron goes
to kick the field go and I'm like, you've got
to be kidding me, you gotta be kidding me. So
then I'm like refreshing my phone all the time. And
then I see Russell Wilson throws a fifty yard hell
Mary bomb, touch down, touch down, touch down, and I'm like,

(16:28):
thank God. And then I'm like, oh wait, they're still
down too.

Speaker 1 (16:31):
Okay, it wasn't to Judy. I'll tell you that.

Speaker 2 (16:33):
I wasn't a Judy and Judy I don't know where
the hell Judy was. And I'm like, all right, cool,
Oh they're still down. It's still down too. We got
to get a two point conversion, okay, okay, okay. And
I keep refreshing my phone and it says into fourth
and they're still down too, and I'm like, no, no, what
about the two point conversion?

Speaker 1 (16:49):
All right? Where's oh two point conversion failed? Yes, sometimes
the app glitches, god mother, And also it drives me
nuts in the ESPN ap. I love that. There's probably
about twenty other options, but everybody just does the ESPN app.

Speaker 2 (17:04):
Yeah, because we're lazy.

Speaker 1 (17:05):
Yeah. And uh. At one point, I believe when I
was heavily gambling, I did some app called the Score,
but it ended up sucking. Dig But anyways, that's but
I digress. The ESPN app. It you can see the innings.
You can see it'll go to the next inning and
so you'll know what if the guy's gonna get a
hit or not, it'll jump ahead. It's out of sink.

(17:27):
So you'll see a guy's at bat and it'll say
m play and it'll jump ahead to the end of
the inning. And you're like, well, I know he got out.
They just showed me at the top that it's on
the onto the next inning.

Speaker 2 (17:36):
That sucks, But yes, I was. I was depressed about
the baseball, then even more depressed when I lose the eliminator.

Speaker 1 (17:46):
I can't believe you went with some flyer teams. You
got to go with the powerhouse is the You gotta
go with Sea Biscuit, damn it, And you went with ORB.

Speaker 2 (17:54):
I have a I have a strategy. It hasn't ever
worked for me because I've never won one of these things.
It's stupid, probably, but I believe that I probably should
go with the big dogs first and then use these
little teams later. But I also look at it as
if there's a lot of people in these pools, I know,
and you want them to get knocked out. You want

(18:15):
them to get knocked out, and you squeak by, and
then you have the big dogs later on. For that
it didn't work.

Speaker 1 (18:22):
Out, I'd say, you're ace in the hole. You always
got to use it.

Speaker 2 (18:25):
You're right, it doesn't. It's like Survivor. It doesn't do
you any good to go home with the immunity idol.
I mean, I went home without using the Chiefs, the Bills,
the Cowboys, the Niners not in use any the Cowboys.

Speaker 1 (18:42):
This week might have been the easiest eliminator in the
history of elimination. I understand that I wish you'd not
go Cowboys. You didn't even bet any games, but that's
that's exactly what I would have done.

Speaker 2 (18:54):
The two teams that I used in the eliminators were
the Washington command.

Speaker 1 (19:01):
Get a little more cuter.

Speaker 2 (19:03):
And I had the New York Giants x them out
and went with the Denver Broncos.

Speaker 1 (19:07):
Who is the Commander's quarterback, Sam Howe couldn't even have
told you that if you gave me underbuck he.

Speaker 2 (19:13):
Balled out yesterday. So thank you, Sam Howe. I hope
it makes you feel better that now I am out.
Kyle Finnagin, I hope you feel great. Your season's about
to be over. Well, my season's over too. In Fantasy baseball,
terrible weekend, man.

Speaker 1 (19:24):
Yeah, mine's gonna be bad. If Deshaun Watson gets anything
more than a touchdown, we lose the empire, the Roman
Empire that was gonna go eighteen and zher. If Deshaun
Watson gets thirteen points, we lose really Yeah, so that
ends up being about a touchdown he can throw for
one hundred and fifty.

Speaker 2 (19:41):
Well, I got my ass kiped, and I'm in the
fantasy too, like, I mean, everything went against me toall.

Speaker 1 (19:47):
Also, I started Judy and Judy is he not the
number one receiver for the Broncos and he had three
catches and thirty yards. I can do that at my
local playground. Yeah, I mean I didn't mean it like that.

Speaker 2 (19:58):
Prepatory lost one seventeen fighting bean rolls.

Speaker 1 (20:03):
Oh you got blowed out?

Speaker 2 (20:04):
Yeahvor, Trevor Lawrence and et tend did absolutely combined for
a total of fourteen points.

Speaker 1 (20:08):
Then we sold Ray etn had a bad game.

Speaker 2 (20:11):
Oh yeah, a terrible I mean the whole The Jags
offense looked got awful. The Chiefs defense was out of
this world dominant. It's a bad day. It was a
bad weekend.

Speaker 1 (20:20):
And also, uh on the bench, I had Marquis Brown
Hollywood Brown, I believe is his nickname? A touchdown? Oh yeah,
oh he was chilling though on my bench. And then
also Lazard, now he sucked who else that?

Speaker 2 (20:31):
Well, yeah, you can't play Lazard, bro No.

Speaker 1 (20:33):
I had Lazard for Rogers, but Rogers right now? Is
that at a hospital?

Speaker 2 (20:36):
But he says he'll be ready by the playoffs. Well,
we'll talk about it. I mean, I'm just I was
so sad and so mad last night and I just
had mad, not glad. Then I wake up to this
inspirational text from my cousin talking about, oh, good season.

Speaker 1 (20:51):
It's like, yeah, but we lost man. So any any
text that that's long? Sometimes my mom will send me those. Dude,
I don't get to him for four days. If it's
if it's more more than two sentences, I'll see your
text in four days. You'll get a response that that
what your cousin sent. That's that's sitting down to read
a page out of a book. Yeah he he.

Speaker 2 (21:11):
I mean he texted more than that, but I shortened it.

Speaker 1 (21:13):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (21:15):
He had like four text in row.

Speaker 1 (21:17):
That was the highlight package. It sucked. I would have
hated to see what it actually wasn't unabridged.

Speaker 2 (21:24):
Yeah man, but hey, cousin Andrew, great season eliminator, Thanks
for breaking my heart once again.

Speaker 1 (21:30):
Nice camera angle a buck guys, can we get any
more up his nose? Oh?

Speaker 2 (21:34):
Is that buckch Hey?

Speaker 1 (21:35):
He looks like shit?

Speaker 2 (21:36):
Well that's terrible background.

Speaker 1 (21:37):
He's got horrible lighting? Is he not worth a million dollars?
And I can get better lighting in my kitchen at
the penthouse. Yeah, let's take a break. Man.

Speaker 2 (21:44):
That's roughly, but we're back live, right, we are back live.
You want to know, you want to know what what
happened this weekend though?

Speaker 1 (21:57):
Ray? Yes, kid's birthdays.

Speaker 2 (21:59):
No, let me tell you Team Snacks. We had a
soccer game on Saturday, twelve o'clock and noon. Okay, I
don't know if you were in the Nashville area on
Saturday at twelve o'clock.

Speaker 1 (22:10):
Noon, I was it was Was it rainy?

Speaker 2 (22:12):
So it was? It was raining, man, it was it
was rain Oh it was.

Speaker 1 (22:15):
We were at barstool. No, we weren't.

Speaker 2 (22:18):
No, we weren't cool, thanks man. Uh you thinking about
jumping ship like call her daddy, like all of a sudden,
I'm gonna note, said, hey man, I left just I'm
gonna do my own thing with barstool.

Speaker 1 (22:27):
Thanks man. We were not there. We were not at
that bar.

Speaker 2 (22:31):
Well, I have never been so pissed in my life.
And it was Team Snacks five year old soccer game.
Because I'm gonna tell you what happened, Ray, well.

Speaker 1 (22:44):
Yeah, did Sunday you tell you about how more pissed
you were gonna get?

Speaker 2 (22:47):
No, no, no, this was Saturday, I know at that
point for you exactly, I didn't know I was gonna
be even more pissed on Sunday than I was Saturday.
So Saturday we show up to the game fields all muddy.
You know, it's been raining. There's been games with for us,
and I don't mind that.

Speaker 1 (23:01):
I love them.

Speaker 2 (23:01):
Hey, kids playing the mud. Let's go.

Speaker 1 (23:03):
Let the kids get struck by lightning. Ray, I don't
give a damn.

Speaker 2 (23:06):
It wasn't lightning or thunder. It was just raining, that's it.
There was no no danger. And we show up and
these other kids. So it's a five and six year
old league, and the kids on my team are all
five except for one kid is six.

Speaker 1 (23:20):
He's probably the best at that level. Age is one
year is an internety.

Speaker 2 (23:24):
It's huge. But these kids were playing. They're tall, and
so I'm thinking they're closer to seven. Probably they're six,
but about to turn seven. But they're still in the
six year old league because they are six, and they
stand at midfield and start roaring at it.

Speaker 1 (23:40):
Interesting, r Ray, it was some kind of a rain dance.

Speaker 2 (23:45):
Kind of funny. I'm like, oh, that's funny, kids groaring.
I was like, you guys, growl back at them. So
my team Team Snack starts, you know, like, and I'm like, cool,
that's funny. And then this kind of animal noid what
were you doing bad?

Speaker 1 (23:58):
Like a sheep?

Speaker 2 (23:59):
I don't know, I don't know what I was doing.

Speaker 1 (24:00):
Hey, I was mewing like a cat.

Speaker 2 (24:04):
I was trying to growl like a dog man, trying
to growl. And so then this redheaded kid on another
team tells my team, We're about to smack you guys
in the face. We're gonna smack you guys in the face.

Speaker 1 (24:16):
No, we fin to cook y'all.

Speaker 2 (24:18):
And I'm like, excuse me, are you talking to us?

Speaker 1 (24:21):
You're talking to art, You're talking.

Speaker 2 (24:22):
To Team Snacks.

Speaker 1 (24:23):
And at that level, that's almost a swear words.

Speaker 2 (24:26):
That's what I'm saying. And then probably the biggest kid
on their team points at us and tells y he
points his finger and he.

Speaker 1 (24:34):
Tells us, you guys are like little babies. You guys
are just a little baby. Oh that that's that's that's uh.
Who's in big time trash talker in sports? I mean
that's like, uh, what's that Pat Beverly level? Yes, exactly,
And I'm just like, really, you're gonna tell the are
you really saying this?

Speaker 2 (24:54):
Or I'm going are you eving kidding?

Speaker 1 (24:56):
I thought you were talking down to the kid. That's
when you cross the line.

Speaker 2 (24:59):
No, I'm just like, are you being there? Like, yeah,
you guys are about to lose us. You guys are
going to lose because you guys are a bunch of
little babies. And their coach is standing right there and
I'm like, you're cool with this?

Speaker 1 (25:12):
Are we cool with this? And he's like, remind me
of this the time that I got tried talk trash.
To remind me of that, I will continue.

Speaker 2 (25:18):
Okay, And so I'm just sitting there going, huh, really
this is how we're gonna do it. Okay, that's fine,
that's fine. You got And then the coach is like,
all right, guys, all right, enough with the trash dog.
Let's go back. Let's go back, And I'm in my head,
I'm fired up now. I'm like I want to beat
the hell out of this team, but you're not playing,
but I want our kids to beat that out of there.

Speaker 1 (25:39):
Did you convey that to your kids.

Speaker 2 (25:40):
I got him in the huddle and I said, listen here, boys,
joy on three one two said hey, I said, are
we ready to have some fun? Are we ready to
try our best? Are we ready to beat them? They
may be they may be taller than us?

Speaker 1 (25:54):
No I did. I told him this, what are you prime?
That's you're the second person this till then. Oh, I
don't want to be like everybody else.

Speaker 2 (26:03):
Someone goes, really you gave him a prime talk.

Speaker 1 (26:07):
Because he's all over TV every time he gives us
speech though.

Speaker 2 (26:10):
Yes, And I said, man, they just called you guys
little babies, and they said, oh. I said, they may
be bigger than us, but I want you to beat him.
Go out there and show him who's better at soccer?
Are you ready?

Speaker 1 (26:20):
One two soccer on three one two three soccer?

Speaker 2 (26:25):
All right, here we go football, No, not that that's
the other country kid. And we go out about five
minutes in team snacks, go go, go, all right, all right,
let's go another four minutes goal them arahs.

Speaker 1 (26:49):
Snacks, snacks, snacks.

Speaker 2 (26:55):
And we don't even have our best kid out on
the field yet, our best kid's playing goalie. Why would
you put no I don't discriminate. Everybody plays goalie. I
didn't everybody plays goalie.

Speaker 1 (27:06):
Profile.

Speaker 2 (27:07):
Here's the crazy part. I thought, it's going to be
impossible to find someone that wants to play goalie.

Speaker 1 (27:12):
They all want to play goalie so they can play
on their phones.

Speaker 2 (27:15):
No, they all are like, hey, can I play goalie next?
Can I play goalie next? I'm like, yeah, we can rotate,
you can play whatever.

Speaker 1 (27:22):
What's the mindset is that the most action? No?

Speaker 2 (27:25):
Well not when we're playing, because we ball out. We're
out there to win. And so we're up to nothing
about ten minutes into the game. Uh, and then finally
our best player comes out of the goal three and
a half minutes later, so you went open that. No, No,
we put another kid in.

Speaker 1 (27:42):
We score again, three nothing, let's go team stacks, Team stacks,
team stacks.

Speaker 2 (27:50):
And then I'm like, guys, you're teaching them what markup
is because we don't have practice yet. We still don't
have practice. Smart And I'm like, are you standing? Find
a guy in a gray shirts? Find a guy in
a gray shirt, you stand next to him, You stand
next to him, find your pawd.

Speaker 1 (28:03):
You're worth of queens.

Speaker 2 (28:04):
I mean, we're of the Kings, one of the gray
shirt guys that called us the babies, starts trying to
kick one of our kids because he's marking them.

Speaker 1 (28:10):
And I said, who whoa, whoa, whoa, whoah, you can't
who wha. You can't be kicking.

Speaker 2 (28:13):
You can't kick, you can't kick.

Speaker 1 (28:14):
What's the other coach saying nothing? Nothing, one of those days.

Speaker 2 (28:17):
Yeah, one of those, Fine with it, okay.

Speaker 1 (28:19):
Whatever, Right, I think he was hungover. And we score
again for nothing, team snacks, let's go.

Speaker 2 (28:31):
And we and I every time we score them, I
am inside, just like, yes, yes, like I am, because
they're still talking during the game after they're down.

Speaker 1 (28:39):
For like, when we're marking them up, they're pushing us.
Somebody's marking them up. Mark up is a stand by
him guard them? Okay? Man up? Is that term only
in soccer? Never heard it before. Maybe it is.

Speaker 2 (28:49):
I don't know marketing. You don't mark anybody in baseball,
so I would assume basketball you guard your man mark them.

Speaker 1 (28:55):
Yeah, mark up, mark up? Hey, you got that guy
about it at work? You mark somebody up? No, not
that I know.

Speaker 2 (29:00):
All right, So they're pushing us as we're trying to guard,
like mark them, like when they're trying to do throw
ins or goal kicks, and they're not happy. They're not happy.
And so we go to the half and I am
feeling great about my team, feeling great, and we come
out in the second half and I try to you
should never throw it across the middle, and I hear

(29:21):
their coach at one point we're getting organized on defense,
He's like, hurry up, thrown in before they get organized.
And I'm like, really that's smart, right, yeah, it's smart,
but it's five sportsman like at this age, we're just
trying to teach them how to get in position and everything.
That's a lot. Fine, you want you want that, all right,
let's go.

Speaker 1 (29:36):
No more waiting for you. Did you say that out loud? No?

Speaker 2 (29:38):
In my head.

Speaker 1 (29:39):
In my head, I think, keep thinking you're talking all
this trash outwardly.

Speaker 2 (29:43):
No, you you just keep thinking it, but keep asking
because people are wondering, are you saying that out loud?
So then I'm like, all right, fine, you know what,
No more meat waiting for you guys to set up
on defense.

Speaker 1 (29:52):
See, I don't like that. You guys are just teaching
these kids bad manners.

Speaker 2 (29:56):
Well, I mean, in real soccer. You're not gonna wait.
But you're just trying to teach him how to line
up and where to go. Yes, and like you should
never throw the ball in towards the middle. And I
messed up this one time. I was like, hey, go
this way, Brian, Brian, go down the line, go down
the line. Throw it to Brian. But Brian didn't quite
go down start down the line, and so our guy
threw it into the middle. Their guy got it. Shoots,

(30:18):
scores four to one, team snacks four to one. That's okay,
that's okay, we're not done yet. And then we score
a couple more goals and we're marking up on their
goalkick and their coach is getting frustrated that we're marking
too well, and he goes he's going up to our
players and going here, here, you need to back up
a little bit. You need to back up a little bit.
You need to give him some space.

Speaker 1 (30:39):
I'm like, WHOA.

Speaker 2 (30:40):
At the beginning of the game, you were trying to
mark us. At the beginning of the game, you were
telling us we're little babies and you're gonna lose. All
of a sudden, we're winning and you don't want us
to mark your guys. You don't want us to cover them,
you don't want us to guard them. Little annoying that
you're telling my guys to back up, the backup, to
give you guys space.

Speaker 1 (30:57):
And you said this to him.

Speaker 2 (30:58):
No, in my head, my head. One kid on their
team starts crying because we're winning, getting mad because we
keep blocking them. One time, my kid comes and the
guy tries to shoot it and he, I mean blocks
it and it goes flying out and bounds the guy.
Kid goes, why'd you do that? And I was like,
I was like, don't you worry about it, son, You
did the right thing. You did exactly what you're supposed

(31:19):
to do.

Speaker 1 (31:19):
Yes, talk down to a five year old.

Speaker 2 (31:21):
No, I was just telling because my son's probably thinking, oh,
did I do something wrong? No, you did not. He
played great defense, great job.

Speaker 1 (31:27):
These kids are learning more on Saturday than they are
Monday through Friday. And I'll hang up in this. This
is a hell of a lesson on competition.

Speaker 2 (31:34):
Yeah, oh dude, it was intense. It was great. I
mean they were real pushy, real pushy. Then we're about
to take a corner kick and the guy's like pushing
our guy pushing our guy.

Speaker 1 (31:47):
So our kid, Adam kicks the kid. Then their kid
punches our kid. What punches him right in the back?
Breaking this up? Do they get a couple of them off?

Speaker 2 (32:01):
Oh I turned around. I didn't see it happened. I
just was told what happened. And Adam starts crying. Their
kids crying, and Adam's dad comes out. I was like, well, Adam,
you kicked him first, Like what do you expect you
kicked him first. Come over to the sideline, come and
sit down. And then they're about to do a goal kick,
and he was like. Their coach is like, whatever you do,

(32:22):
just don't kick it to the kid in the Red
Sox because he's on our team, Brian best player. He's like,
just kick it over there.

Speaker 1 (32:27):
Just kick Brian is real name, No no ray anonymity
for reasons.

Speaker 2 (32:32):
Yeah, I don't want him. I don't want his identity
out there. I want him to feel protected and safe.
And we end up winning like seven to one. Two
of their kids crying at the end. I mean, they
called us babies, but we took their souls. Man.

Speaker 1 (32:44):
Well, I got a check with my niece and nephew,
I got kids and cousins and stuff in this greater
Nashville area. I hope they didn't get beat. I feel
like sometimes I have nieces and nephews and cousins and
that play on these games.

Speaker 2 (32:57):
Yeah. Maybe, And I think I think they'd have been
a little annoyed at us. I mean, our team is
good like our team. Actually, there was a couple of
times they actually passed to each other like they would
there would be someone over here open and they would
kick it over to them, and then another person would
kick it over there. It was phenomenal, Like my, here's
the thing, my my five year olds. They're all very aggressive.

(33:19):
So you get some of the kids that aren't out
there out there there. I don't know if I want
to get mixed up in there. I don't know if
I want to go for the ball. Everybody on our team,
they they're very aggressive.

Speaker 1 (33:27):
This is an upgrade because the team before was standoffish.
They were aloof raid. Yes, can I please tell you
mine really quick? When I got trash talked.

Speaker 2 (33:35):
Yes, But I'm just saying after the game, I shook
the hand of the coach and he's like, good game man,
Like he was saying.

Speaker 1 (33:42):
Your sunglasses and your hat off and look him in
the eye like a real man.

Speaker 2 (33:45):
I did. Were the cameras rolling, When the camera's rolling,
I think he was annoyed leave the cameras rolling, that
we were, that we marked up so well and we
put so much, but they were doing it to us,
and he didn't have a problem. And I'm so competitive.
I was just so excited that we won that game.

(34:05):
After those kids trash talked our kids at the beginning.
I was fired up from the jump.

Speaker 1 (34:10):
Winnings a hell of a drug. Right now.

Speaker 2 (34:12):
It's not even about winning, it's about the the absolute
disrespect to Team Snacks and everybody on Team Snacks, and
I just wanted to let them know that, hey, we're
not going to stand for that, and the fact that
the dad slash coach was letting them do it. I
was like, uh uh, we're coming for you. And I mean,
I told my wife out of the game, I was like.

Speaker 1 (34:30):
Dean Sanders says we're coming. We came that you're using
parts of his team.

Speaker 2 (34:35):
I'm not seeing his speech.

Speaker 1 (34:36):
He's known for saying we're coming. I did not you
use that in your speech. And I told my wife,
I was like, I have never felt so good about
a win in my life. I said, this is only
five year olds. This is only going to get worse.
Did you give them all sunglasses too? Tell them? Do
you you want to give them those selectors so they
could see how good they look? No?

Speaker 2 (34:55):
I didn't tell them that, but it felt great. It
was awesome. And when we're getting in the car, one
of the dads of the other team goes, hey, good game, man,
you really smoked us out there.

Speaker 1 (35:05):
Thank you, Mark.

Speaker 2 (35:06):
And I don't know if he's saying that, like why
didn't you take it easy, or if he was really
giving me a compliment.

Speaker 1 (35:10):
That's a compliment, But I was like, hey, man, just
playing the game. No, sometimes you gotta tip your cap.

Speaker 2 (35:15):
Okay, Maybe it was we're gonna take a break and
we're gonna come back and find out. When Ray was
trash talked, I gotta say, are you ready? I'm ready
taking notes Ray the one time. For whatever reason, maybe
I just went to soft schools. There was never really

(35:35):
any trash talking.

Speaker 1 (35:37):
I remember one kid one time kind of tripped me,
and like in football, I was running away from him
because I was like trying to go after the ball
and he was like tripping me from behind the refs
don't see everything, so we got away with it. That
was kind of weird. But one time that always sticks
out in my head is one of the first and
only times I ever got trash talked. I got to
second base. We're like probably fifteen year olds jah sophomores

(35:58):
in high school, and I get to second base and
the guy goes, you're a smiley little bitch, and that
I was taken aback because nobody'd ever really swore at
me or talked direct trash to my face. And I
go what and he goes, yeah, everybody on my team
says that you smile when you play, so we call

(36:18):
you smiley bitch.

Speaker 2 (36:20):
Huh.

Speaker 1 (36:21):
So I had a nickname that the other team called
me Smiley, And so I'm at second base. You can't
get off the base, you can't go and get in
his face. So I just kind of just stood there
on an island by myself. What I smile when I
play and they now call me smiley bitch? And then
he goes, yeah, smile a little bitch. But I couldn't

(36:43):
go talk to him. I'm on a bass yeah, but
he definitely got me, and he kind of was in
my head. A little bit.

Speaker 2 (36:51):
That's weird.

Speaker 1 (36:52):
It was the most bizarre. They never really It's not
like they were done yelling it from the dugout. It
was just a one time occurrence. It was so weird.
Maybe I had a girlfriend and she was hot and
he was jealous of me, Or maybe he dated a
girl that was friends with my girl. Maybe he's jealous
of my city. Dude. It was so bizarre and weird,
and I'm just like, what what did he have against me?

(37:12):
I don't even really do anything weird on the mound,
that's funny. Yeah. I was like, props man, you're the first.
I didn't say this, I said it in my head,
but I to ask you, did you say this to him?
I was like, props man, you're like the first person
ever talked trash to me. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (37:28):
I mean I remember lining up for cross country meets,
like they're starting at the starting line and the guy
next to me never say anything because cross country people,
we didn't talk shit.

Speaker 1 (37:35):
That's all I was gonna say. When you run, I
ran two, not like you with the cross country, but
in the mile run, it basically everybody just lines up
and you're like, this sucks. What's up? Man?

Speaker 2 (37:44):
This sucks all Are we really doing this? Crap?

Speaker 1 (37:46):
Man?

Speaker 2 (37:47):
Are we really around to run three point one miles
as fast as we can?

Speaker 1 (37:51):
Okay? Yeah, you're really you're gonna do it too? All
right man?

Speaker 2 (37:53):
All right, I guess we'll do it. Then here we
go on your markets that gun. Let's go Lance Armstrong kid.

Speaker 1 (38:00):
Huh yeah.

Speaker 2 (38:01):
Oh that's like yellow armbands. Oh you Live Strong too?
You do steroids?

Speaker 1 (38:06):
Do we even buy Live Strong bands anymore?

Speaker 2 (38:09):
I don't think.

Speaker 1 (38:09):
So. Those things were awesome and they were so cool.
I wore two of them, never wore one. I was not.

Speaker 2 (38:14):
I mean, I'm just not into wearing things on my
arms and fingers and I don't know, and maybe I
just wouldn't. I'm not into fashion, so I didn't know
it was that cool.

Speaker 1 (38:24):
Not into it.

Speaker 2 (38:24):
I mean, is that still a company? Like?

Speaker 1 (38:26):
Do they still raise the money? No? They can't. It
had to have shuddered.

Speaker 2 (38:31):
Imagine all those people that worked there though, were they
just were out, They were just inlond.

Speaker 1 (38:36):
That's called a company closing. That's what happens. People lose
their jobs. When a car plant manufacturer closes, everybody loses
their jobs and the plant still just sits there. Okay,
that's a depressing detrac story.

Speaker 2 (38:49):
Ray.

Speaker 1 (38:51):
Oh, and then there's crime and there's graffiti and all
that kind of stuff.

Speaker 2 (38:56):
Yeah. Uh did you watch the Speaking of a sad
in the pressing? Did you watch the Colorado Colorado State game?
I mean, all this hype meon beyond. I'm gonna watch
the high fly in Buffalos.

Speaker 1 (39:10):
They suck. Yeah. I didn't see a lot of the game.
I know. I took a nap because I wanted to
prepare for the Voles game. And so then the Voles
I put on my Instagram. I say, this team blows.
When it was twenty six to seven, I kept watching
it in the clubhouse with my buddy Bill. But then
on the side TV we started to have the Colorado
Colorado State game on, and then that became the main
game because Colorado State was whooping them, dude, and they

(39:33):
had to make a miraculous comeback. We saw the very
ending that was musty TV. I believe.

Speaker 2 (39:38):
Yes. I stayed up till it was one thirty am,
no one thirty am Central time. I stayed up for
the entire game because this is the first Colorado game
I've watched live. Like the other one, the second game
I watched on tape delay when they played Nebraska because
I had other things, but I was like, I'm gonna
go back and watch it. And they looked impressive. This
they looked awful. They looked terrible. Colorado State, you guys

(40:00):
are a bunch of dumbasses. You should have won that
game going away, but you kept knocking the shit out
of people like personal foul, roughing the passer, personal foul,
unnecessary roughing.

Speaker 1 (40:11):
It should be. They were so stupid they put the
one kid in the hospital. I know they were so stupid.
Colorado sucked. They were so bad they could do nothing
and all, I mean, all you have to do. Listen, Oregon,
if you're listening to me, your.

Speaker 2 (40:27):
Game plan is just go five yards to seven yards
up and run a crossing route. They were getting across
the middle. They were wide open all day. That wide
receiver for Colorado State was bad ass.

Speaker 1 (40:41):
You're talking about. He was a big dude, yeah.

Speaker 2 (40:44):
And he caught everything. He was wide open all night long.
And then when Colorado's I mean, the fact that they
went to overtime was bananas. But Colorado State, let me
hear you, hear me out when you scored that touchdown
in overtime. You should have gone for two. You should
have on for two and just ended it, like there's
no need to keep going back and forth, back and forth.

(41:04):
You're the huge underdog. You are not supposed to be
in that game. You are glad to be in overtime. Yes,
you were winning, but what the hell are you doing saying, Oh,
we're just gonna kick their stit point and go to
a second overtime. Dumb, absolutely stupid, go for two, go
for the win in this crap. But Colorado is not
as good, They're not very good. They're gonna get dominated,
They're gonna get housed by Oregon.

Speaker 1 (41:26):
Yeah, they have a very tough schedule coming up. Yeah,
can you just see it on ESPN, the speeches, And
maybe they did play amazing against TCU, but yeah, then
the Nebraska game, they weren't that impressive. And this Colorado
State game, they were three touchdown favorites and barely one.

Speaker 2 (41:40):
I was just amazed, and I was laughing at everything.
I was laughing at everything about it because they had
the rock, they had all these celebrities, and Colorado was
just getting killed. It was dead silent in the stadium
and Deon's over there looking like, ah, shit, man, I've
been doing all this talking and I'm gonna have to
shake this guy's hand. And he whooped my and he's like, oh,
the camera's better be rolling when I shake his hand.

Speaker 1 (42:02):
Guess what.

Speaker 2 (42:03):
He hugged them, talked, didn't do anything like he acted
like he was.

Speaker 1 (42:06):
It was also, oh, it's eleven thirty their time. I
was gonna say it was a little late, and so
he didn't really need all the you can't be he
should have known he can't be wearing the sunglass anyway,
He's gonna take him off. It's nighttime, yes, right exactly.

Speaker 2 (42:17):
At some point he had to take the sunglasses off
because he's like, oh, man, I can't even see the
damn field.

Speaker 1 (42:20):
Man, I don't know. I know what proven a point is. Man,
this is bad.

Speaker 2 (42:23):
I mean it started out great with his son picked six.
I was like, oh, here we go, the route is on,
and then all of a sudden, Colorado just starts dominating.

Speaker 1 (42:30):
But that much of it. I watched the entire game.
See I did this. I made the same mistake with Nebraska,
and you watch it and oh it was fun to watch,
But dal didn't need to watch that whole game.

Speaker 2 (42:41):
If the kids were in bed. The wife was already tired.
She's like, I think I'm gonna go to bed, And
I was like, all right, I'm gonna watch a little
bit of this because I want to see how good
Colorado is.

Speaker 1 (42:48):
And they're not.

Speaker 2 (42:49):
They're small. They're small, they're small. Their offensive line was
getting dominated like pushback. It was crazy. And I understand
Colorado is over cheat or they've already won three games.
They were supposed to win what two and a half. So, yes,
what Diana is doing is great game. The what Diana
is doing is great.

Speaker 1 (43:09):
But they are way highly highly overrated, highly Yeah, and
that's you turn on the TV man and then you
just get into that one. They're gonna get brought down
to earth against it.

Speaker 2 (43:23):
I really believe that bon Nicks and company are gonna
run them out of the building. Like I think, Colorado
is exciting. They can have big plays, but I don't
know if they'll be able to stop up on defense.
I don't Oregon is gonna be way too big for Colorado.
What I saw from that game, Colorado got pushed around
by Colorado State. They're gonna get Oregon is big they're

(43:44):
better than Colorado State, and you just run crossing routes
and they could not stay with the wide receivers. They're
linebackers and there's deepensive backs we're just getting But it
was exciting. And then they win and they storm the field. Hilarious.

Speaker 1 (43:56):
They're they're ranked, but they were just so excited. They
were twenty four point favorites and they stormed the field.
I get it.

Speaker 2 (44:03):
Dion is bringing the hype train. The rock was there,
I get it. Everybody wants to buy into this.

Speaker 1 (44:09):
Hey is deon pan extra cops? Why does he have
five cops surrounding him? Usually coach just has one mountain
in that.

Speaker 2 (44:15):
Yeah, because they're storming the field and he's the biggest
thing on campus and he has to be safe and
protect himself. Got it, But don't he got his He
made sure his son was in there too. You see me,
He grabbed him.

Speaker 1 (44:24):
Yeah for the interview. Yeah yeah, it was I mean.

Speaker 2 (44:27):
Fun game, entertaining. But yes, Colorado, I'm worried this week.
You're you're gonna get blown out Alabama. You got big
problems Alabama. Ray they suck, They suck. The ball suck too.
I mean there wasn't the football this week, and there

(44:47):
was nothing really exciting about Like college, there wasn't that.

Speaker 1 (44:50):
I mean, well, no, that's why I took a two
hour nap from four to six, woke up for the
Balls game, and they just take it a nap during that, man, dude,
they were head seven, nothing like that, like that, Well,
they Balls were ahead, and then what I'm saying, and
then twenty six to seven run the fastest run I've
ever seen in the history of my life. I was
trying to do the math in my head. I'm like,
did ESPN do the math right? Seven fourteen twenty? How

(45:12):
the hell did they get twenty six points that quickly?
You couldn't even fathom that it actually had happened. And
then it just didn't get any better. We bet money
line at half. I hit up basers like, oh, let's
just do it, do a flyer. But yeah, they had
no chance. This depressive.

Speaker 2 (45:26):
Yeah, oh, I mean, and I mean Texas they looked
like crap for three quarters. They looked terrible.

Speaker 1 (45:32):
Was it Wyoming?

Speaker 2 (45:33):
Yeah, look terrible?

Speaker 1 (45:34):
Quinn, YOUWRS is one of the top five right now
for Heisman. You got youers, you got Penix because he
did another five hundred and three four touchdowns Penix, Caleb Williams,
Kayleb Williams had the weekend off.

Speaker 2 (45:44):
Yeah, but all my UT buddies texted me, Texas is
going to Texas, Texas going to Texas. And then he
texted me Quinn yours only knows how to play good
against Alabama. That's it. Anybody else he doesn't know how
to play good.

Speaker 1 (45:54):
Well, then he's not gonna win Heisman. It might be
that Penix kid. Dude, it's five hundred yards four touchdowns
a game.

Speaker 2 (46:00):
Every game?

Speaker 1 (46:00):
Does it run though? He is so good? Though he's dynamic.

Speaker 2 (46:04):
It was awesome, But yeah, the college football kind of
at boring. Not Florida State. Don't even worry about it.
They were looking ahead to Clemson. They weren't really caring
about Boston College.

Speaker 1 (46:12):
Yeah. What was that score? Thirty one twenty nine. Oh
so they didn't cover They didn't Oh hell no, they
didn't just cover. The almost lost. I would have liked
for them to have lost. Jordan is at Jordan Travis
their quarterback, he's out of.

Speaker 2 (46:24):
The okay, Yeah, who so the Heisman is who?

Speaker 1 (46:28):
Caleb Williams and then the Colorado Boys all fell out
after that game. So the shaduor Sanders, he's no longer
in the Heisman running Hunter. Henry is in the Henry Hunter.
He's in the hospital. Yeah he's not. He can't win.
He's the Heisman in the hospital. Nope.

Speaker 2 (46:41):
That was a dirty hit.

Speaker 1 (46:42):
Yeah it was. It was way late. You could see
the ball land he came.

Speaker 2 (46:46):
And he boom, and the fact that he played a
little bit he did yeah after that, and then at halftime.

Speaker 1 (46:50):
He's like, you know, I don't need to check the hospital. Yeah,
well he's doing plays on both sides. Yeah, but yeah,
there's your Heisman watch. That was a wash. And then
also Jordan had a little bit of trouble with South
Carolina first half.

Speaker 2 (47:02):
Yeah, Georgia. Yeah, they didn't look I.

Speaker 1 (47:04):
Needed another big school to fall. I hate that the
balls were the only one. It would have made me
feel better about my life. That was brutal man. All
jerseys have been thrown away, All shirts have been thrown
away in hats as well, so I have no more
balls gear that quick. Then that went Titans almost It
was almost a blood bathroom. You want to talk about

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the Titans, we'll talk about it right after this.

Speaker 2 (47:31):
All right. The NFL was fantastic this weekend though, But
that's what sucks about going to Well, you saw one
of the better games.

Speaker 1 (47:39):
I did, but it really wasn't that exciting and there
was a lot of field goals. It was slow.

Speaker 2 (47:45):
I mean it went to overtime. You got to see
Herbert freaking chunk the pigskin I did.

Speaker 1 (47:49):
And he's tall.

Speaker 2 (47:51):
Hey, he's got a cannon.

Speaker 1 (47:52):
Done it, dude.

Speaker 2 (47:52):
I was fast that football.

Speaker 1 (47:53):
Look, I was five rows up. He throws a tight ball.
They have some big ass receivers. They're all huge. Ke
Mike Williams is massive. Dude.

Speaker 2 (48:03):
Were you on what sideline? Were you on Titans? I
guess I was on TV.

Speaker 1 (48:07):
I got to go find a feed and try and
rewatch it and do a snapshot of me on TV.
But we're five rows back right behind the Titans Bench's
off Rabel up close and personal. D hop, dude, he
needs it. Can't they yank on his head? Can please
cut it? Because one of them is going to do
that as a horse collar and break his neck. It
goes all the way down to his ass that long. Yes,

(48:27):
I never had huge, No, he's d hops really small.
Derrick Henry is the size of a trash can. I
mean he's built dumpster, a dumpster, a dump truck. But yeah,
he's massive all those guys. Dude, you don't you realize
Derrick Henry. I'm in the fifth throw and he was
the same height as me. Dude, he might be like
seven to Rabel. Oh he's a big big mother. That's

(48:50):
a big man, right, He's huge. Like I look at
him and I'm like, that is one dude, I did
not want to run into a dark alley. But it's
also you think coaching. He's going to command attention.

Speaker 2 (49:00):
He owns that room.

Speaker 1 (49:01):
Can you imagine getting a speech. It doesn't even have
to be eloquent like Dion he was getting a room
with Raybeln. Yeah, okay, man, alright, he says, we coming,
And then my boy that I was with, he's like, yeah,
I'm telling you, they're gonna do a flyover. They're gonna
do a flyover. Anthem ended. Where's the flyover? I think
they misstimed it by about ten seconds.

Speaker 2 (49:18):
They didn't do it.

Speaker 1 (49:18):
Yeah they did it, but they did it. That anthem ended,
and I was like, ah, you said flyover, no flyover.
Then it came that guys, we need to time that
one out a little bit. Those flyovers are bad ass.
So five five of those fighter jets, Yeah, coming right over.
It's pretty sick. But yeah, it was a huge game
for Keenan. Allen Herbert was cool to see in person.
We sacked his ass a little bit. No real big Hopkins,

(49:40):
no real big.

Speaker 2 (49:41):
Yeah, no big Henry, no big runs.

Speaker 1 (49:43):
That's why you said it was an exciting game. I
mean feel Yeah, I guess it's exciting to you field goals,
your quarterback getting sacked. I mean the fact that it
went to overtime exciting. Yeah, but we miss it. What
always al e theory? Always leave early? We left in
the fourth Hold on, uh.

Speaker 2 (50:05):
Your overtime game?

Speaker 1 (50:07):
Yeah, always leave early. No, no, you always have to
beat traffic. So I told Bezeman in the fourth where
I God, you're ninety years old. You are a stress
ball in you misses amazing things. I'm not sitting around.
You would have missed the ray Allen three from the corner. Probably.
They it's the theory though, that you're never What about
Kiki did on? Kieki and Nick were there. They made

(50:30):
new friends. They sent us a picture. They said they
replaced you guys, since you left early. It was some
random redneck from Nashville. But anyways, you're never gonna maybe sometimes,
but for the most part, there's never something worth staying
and waiting in an hour's worth of traffic at a
game or a concert or any type of venued event.
But we get out to the parking lot, dude, Titan

(50:52):
Nissan Stadium. They need to build that new stadium. Now.
It is a clusterfuck. We could not find our uber.
The uber can't find up us. There's gates and poles
and flags and stanchions everywhere. I don't even know how
to walk, much less find a vehicle that's trying to
pick us up. Dude, we're from here and we were
lost as hell. You got to go pick up your

(51:12):
car down underneath the bridge.

Speaker 2 (51:14):
Yeah, way over there by the pedestrian bridge.

Speaker 1 (51:16):
Yet you know what happens down there by the bridge. What? Yeah,
you know exactly what happens, dude. There's bums burning trash
and a dumpster and another guy smoking meth. And I'm like,
I'm here for my uber. He's like, are you Ray
And he's like, yep, dude, why is that the waiting
error for your uber. And then you have a taxi guy.

(51:37):
Hey man, maybe I'll say, f this uber, what what's
your taxi price to get to West Nashville? One hundred
and ten dollars? Dude? I know I did the other
day when I was downtown. I was like, hey man,
how much to take me?

Speaker 2 (51:51):
Um?

Speaker 1 (51:52):
Sixty five dollars? What? No?

Speaker 2 (51:55):
Okay? So I was at the airport the other day.
I was like, hey, can you give me an estimate
how much you be? No, we don't do estimate. I
was like, yeah, you can type it in and tell
me how it's gonna be this cap. He's like, no,
I can't. Okay, screw it, I'm not taking you. Then like,
you're not gonna tell me no? And then make up
a damn price when you drive me to my house
and say it's one hundred dollars. In the airport, eh,
not happened.

Speaker 1 (52:13):
He goes one hundred and ten, as other buddy said,
up ninety or a hund He was right next to
one hundred and two. And you think, how do they
even get people to buy a taxi?

Speaker 2 (52:22):
But they do.

Speaker 1 (52:22):
They We were like if that f that, and Bazer
like told this one like security guard She's like, get
him out of here. They're overcharging. He's like, you're right,
I will. Guys, get it moving, get it so they
can just kick the taxi drivers out because they're just
taking up space. They're just clogging and ubers can't get
through and stuff. Well, the taxi found somebody rolls his
window down and he's like got somebody, okay, and dude,
and then it starts raining.

Speaker 2 (52:44):
So you're glad you left.

Speaker 1 (52:45):
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (52:46):
So you didn't even see them win the game.

Speaker 1 (52:47):
So the highlights. I heard the fireworks. They shot off
shit at the top of the stadium.

Speaker 2 (52:54):
How far How close to home were you that happened?

Speaker 1 (52:56):
We were in the parking lot. You're still the waiting game.
It was insane because you have to you're down by
the Cumberland under a bridge. Uber can't find us. It's raining,
we can't find him. We're getting arguments with taxi drivers.
They're hurling, hurling stuff at us, slurs. I think I
don't know what the fuck they were saying, but yeah,
I think the guys it was the guy from high school,

(53:18):
dude smiley faces.

Speaker 2 (53:23):
I can't.

Speaker 1 (53:24):
I mean, I am just appalled that you leave early,
but then you miss all the games. So I get
home and I'm like, that was fun. That was a
good We did brunch, we did the game. Dope seats,
amazing seats, but I missed every highlight. Oh and my
fantasy team's almost losing. Cool, yeah, I miss but but
it's your team. Like you could have been at home
watching the Bears. Dude, let me tell you the Bear suck.

(53:44):
They're going too. They are so god They're bad. They're
so bad. They're one of the only teams that I
haven't watched.

Speaker 2 (53:50):
Okay, I understand right, they are so bad. I mean
the Justins are a dominant team with ritter I don't know,
like Justin Fields throws the ball. It's freaking wobbly as hell.

Speaker 1 (54:03):
Uh, And they showed him when he had a guy
wide open and he and he gets sacked. He doesn't
see the guy wide open. Our offense is putrid, like
and what was the color you were wearing? Was it
an orange rush? Like? What the fu? What was that?
It was?

Speaker 2 (54:16):
It was like, hey man, maybe this will distract Baker
because we're not very good, and let's try to do this.
And we did, and he throws a pick six on
his own goal line, and that's fine. If we're gonna suck,
it's fine. But I tried to watch and it was
just like, this is bad. This is bad. So I
turned it off and watched other games. The Bengals game
was okay. The Chiefs game, Chiefs offense looks like trash.

Speaker 1 (54:36):
I can't believe they beat the Jags, Thank you. Titans
are now tied atop the AFC whatever directional South something.

Speaker 2 (54:43):
Yeah, I mean the Jags look terrible. I think the
Chiefs defense played amazing. The other overtime game the Lions
and the freaking Seahawks entertaining game. I watched a little
bit of that because, let me tell you, the new
NFL ticket phenomenal.

Speaker 1 (55:01):
Yeah, that's what I'm saying, phenomenal. Idtube. You guys are
knocking it out of the part now. The fact their
pictures better than hell yeah, oh, it's a lot better
than direct TVs or whatever it was age. You can
put four games on it one time, like I don't
know what direct TV. How many years did you have
that and you never thought, hey, we should be able
to put four games on one TV and you can

(55:23):
pick the which one you want. Audio one goes to
commercial press down and that audio comes on. It is
flawlessly amazing. Yes, it's so great. When you're at a game,
you have FOMO because you're not watching YouTube TV.

Speaker 2 (55:36):
I mean my kids were taking a nap, so I
had a time to just sit and enjoy the games.
And if one game was really close and it was
like overtime, I would just flip to that screen because
I wanted to see the whole screen.

Speaker 1 (55:45):
It was awesome, and I had no real good reception
on my phone. I was it hold on filibuster for me.

Speaker 2 (55:53):
I mean, I'm just telling you. It was my first weekend.
I mean it's only weekend two, but my first time
trying it, and it was great, absolutely great. And I
apologized to Batter's Box because on my phone it said
when I found out that Denver didn't get the two
point conversion, I called him immediately and I'm like, what
happened on the two point conversion? How'd they miss it?
And he goes, I still hadn't happened on my TV yet.

(56:16):
He goes, he goes, You're a real buzzkill.

Speaker 1 (56:20):
My man. Sorry, my internet's so fast.

Speaker 2 (56:22):
I was like, sorry, I'm out of someone's house and
I just saw the little thing on my phone says
in the fourth So I was trying to call and
get details.

Speaker 1 (56:29):
And at the games, I need to say this. I
get it's a Titans game, but they need to embrace
other NFL going on. So I had no real reception.
I'm not able to really see scores, dude. They had
some small little bottom line ticker at Nissan Stadium so.

Speaker 2 (56:42):
You can see the scores.

Speaker 1 (56:43):
They couldn't even tell what. Dude. They need to have
a whole video board that's showing highlights of other games,
videos of other games. Why are they not? I don't
I get we're Titans who people have fantasy. People want
to see other shows people. Dude, why did they not
have a huge, dedicated video board with sound everything. I
don't give a hell. I mean half the time they're

(57:03):
at commercial Oh there's so many commercials, damn commercials. It
is when you're live a lot. You don't realize that,
so you go live, dude. We made five beer runs,
two taco runs, two port missile runs. All we were
doing is making runs up and down the stairs. Oh
and at one point stand up on my chair after
we scored a touchdown and I slipped and my foot
the chances of this happen. My foot kicks the trueys

(57:27):
up in the air lands on a kid. We dlast
an eleven year old with Trulie's damn man led to
a small fight quarter later we lefted.

Speaker 2 (57:36):
Yeah, I saw a lot of videos of fights this weekend.
Like I saw the Cowboys, Jets and the dudes are
fighting and there's blood everywhere. I'm like, guys, what the
are you doing?

Speaker 1 (57:47):
Headbutt?

Speaker 2 (57:47):
Oh the Bengals guy. Dude, the Bengals guy's in handcuffs
and he's getting let out of the stadium and some
guy talks trash to him, like gets in his face,
and so the guy, the Bengals guy that's already in handcuffs, well,
boom head butts him.

Speaker 1 (58:01):
Out cold, out cold. I was like, that's dope. And also,
if your team lost it was a bad Sunday? Was
it the worst Sunday? That would be the guy that's
bleeding all over the concourse or the guy that got headbutted. Yeah,
your day could have been that bad.

Speaker 2 (58:17):
Or you could be someone that bet on the Niners.
And obviously freaking Sean McVay looks at the spread. Sean
McVay knows the spread because it was like a seven
and a half point spread. They're down by ten and
they spike the ball with two seconds to go and
they kick a field goal. Because he wants to be
able to say, my record against the spread is better

(58:37):
than whatever.

Speaker 1 (58:38):
Maybe that factors into a contract. Maybe exactly with four
seconds left, could there have been a second left?

Speaker 2 (58:44):
No, there was only two seconds left. He spiked or whatever,
and so he has to kick the field goal. The
game's over, no matter what. Just throw it to the
end zone or take a knee. I was like, oh
my god, if you had real money on that, that
is god awful.

Speaker 1 (58:56):
That's that's what you call it. Backdoor cover. That's called
the worst beat of worst beating, not everything back doors bad.
That was that was bad. Bear suck.

Speaker 2 (59:04):
I mean yeah, it was great, great weekend of football.
Then the Patriots sucked to uh astball. I know, man,
Patriots are bad. Bob Mennery's turned on the team. Dave
Portnoy has turned on the Patriots. Sorry to all y'all,
but yeah, the season is officially over. No the Broncos there,
their season's over.

Speaker 1 (59:22):
Broncos.

Speaker 2 (59:24):
They're owing to Russell Wilson looks slow as ship.

Speaker 1 (59:27):
Yeah, Judy, get it figured out.

Speaker 2 (59:28):
Man.

Speaker 1 (59:29):
I started you and you almost You're probably gonna be
the guy that cost me a fantasy this.

Speaker 2 (59:32):
And I don't know how the Cardinals lost that game,
but whatever, I mean, I'm just I'm so frustrated.

Speaker 1 (59:37):
Well, and the guy I was playing this week started
Aaron Jones. I think he thought he was gonna come
back from the dead. I mean, he's basically in a
body bag and he started.

Speaker 2 (59:44):
I saw it.

Speaker 1 (59:45):
I saw it.

Speaker 2 (59:45):
I mean week two and I already got people not
filling out.

Speaker 1 (59:49):
Everybody and their brother knew Aaron Jones was not playing.

Speaker 2 (59:52):
Yeah, I know, I knew. How do you have Aaron
Jones on my team?

Speaker 1 (59:55):
I knew. I always tell Billy always asks us, Hey
for DraftKings. He puts, it's, say, one hundred dollars on
flyers to try.

Speaker 2 (01:00:02):
To he's still gonna beat your own. No, Billy, no,
this guy I know.

Speaker 1 (01:00:05):
But Billy, my buddy. He tries to win a million
every Sunday, and he goes, hey, who should I start?
And I always give him a guy that's like hurt
or like I was like Aaron Rodgers. One week or
I'll tell him a guy.

Speaker 2 (01:00:16):
Oh, that's funny, that's really funny. Tell im someone that's hurt.
That's really fun.

Speaker 1 (01:00:21):
And then he's always like he's fucking hurt. I'm like,
I know he's hurt. That was the joke in it.

Speaker 2 (01:00:25):
That's funny. All Right, you guys, have a great Monday.
We'll see on Wednesday.

Speaker 1 (01:00:29):
But those techs are kidding around, but in our Fantasy League,
people actually do start. Guys. You're right, hurt, Yeah, you're right. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:00:36):
All right, have a good Monday. We'll see on Wednesday.
Hopefully my week gets better than what it was this
weekend fing Broncos Kyle Finnegan. But team Snacks. Way to go, boys,
way to go.

Speaker 1 (01:00:46):
All right, we out. I've thought about eating some Italian
for about seven hours. Hey, you think we can get
Dian on the show.