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Speaker 1 (00:00):
You guys are in. You're in, you're live.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
We're going here we go.
Speaker 1 (00:03):
This is live on like TikTok or anything. You guys
go live on any social event.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
No, we we we went live, but we have no audio,
so we don't know how to do the audio when
we're live.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
We're live right now with no audio.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
No.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
No, we did it one time and we can't figure out.
We can't figure out how to get the audio to work.
We need to ask that guy.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
But he's not the opposite you talk me hello, check
check check check the studios opposite.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
So this is Mike three evils, This is Mike two.
This is Mike too. In the other studio, that's Mike too.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
They Oh, that makes sense they would do that because
this is on the right and that's on the left.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Oh is that it?
Speaker 4 (00:34):
Yeah, Okay, introduce our guests.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Man, we will when we get there.
Speaker 4 (00:38):
We haven't.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
I think we'll understand. It's Scuba. It's Scuba Steve because
he had a fascinating story.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
That's what I was waiting for.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
The drum.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
Did you guys don't do the drum thing?
Speaker 2 (00:46):
The we've missed you. I've been worried that you would
never come back.
Speaker 4 (00:54):
On, man, it's been a tough year, lean lean with
the rack with it. This has been what it's been difficult.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
It has been difficult. But what did you say lean?
I don't know what that. That just means.
Speaker 4 (01:05):
It's one of those it's a lean year, you know,
not a lot of surplus in the back in the
Oregon Trail. Lean year meant you didn't get a lot
of bison. You didn't get a lot of a lot
of food out there. It was lean.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
Gotcha? When you you own a car dealership and this month,
this month has been a little lean. You haven't sold
many cars.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
Yeah, you gotta call it Chris and Dina.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
One of them doesn't worth there anymore? Really?
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Yeah, oh wow, we'll talk about that later.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Yeah. And it's not Chris. He still works there.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
Okay, Yeah, so Dina.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
I wasn't gonna say it, but it's Tina. You guys
still friends, Yeah, we're still friends. It's just I can't
they can't go see my friend. They can only go
see my friend Chris.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
Gotcha, all right?
Speaker 4 (01:50):
Yeah, dude. And the timing is all weird here from Zach.
It starts at a tenth of a second instead of
a zero, So you're gonna be a tenth of a
second off.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
Oh no, that's really gonna screw me up, dude, Well
it no stop you You act like three seconds throws
me off. I sit there and I just try to
add math. I try to guess when you hit start
and I hit start on my phone, and then I
have the time, like right now, I have the time
at two minutes eleven seconds.
Speaker 4 (02:14):
Three minutes seconds in this industry is a big fucking deal.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
You can do a lot of shit in that timeframe.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
Su're right. If you're dead ever three seconds, you're a
dead man.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
You guys also hit the blee button like three seconds
later either anymore we do?
Speaker 3 (02:29):
Okay, that's a little longer delay with a new studio.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Yeah, this one's all Jack Jack n I, Jacob, what
do you call it?
Speaker 1 (02:36):
I don't know, Jacoby witness.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
Jacoby Myers, Jacoby. Hey, did you see Vince Carter and
uh Tracy McGrady bought some team? They bought up a
share of some team, an NBA team I think maybe NFL.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
Oh okay, well that one that doesn't make sense. Vince Carter,
let me see Vince Carter, or they brought they would
have bought the Twin of Raptors with Drake or something.
Speaker 4 (02:55):
So I think is a lot of these places. They're lucrative, right.
If you're buying teams, you're making money.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Uh yeah, they're part of the Buffalo Bills. Yeah, you're
making money.
Speaker 4 (03:04):
What about the Titans. You're still making money, dude, Titans,
You're probably losing money.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Now every NFL team you are printing money. So when
these owners like the Oakland A's or whatever they are,
the Las Vegas As, the Sacramento A's, whatever they're called
this year, Yeah, they talk about they're losing money, they
ain't losing anything. They are making millions upon millions upon
millions of dollars. The TV revenue they get alone is
(03:30):
out of this world.
Speaker 4 (03:30):
When did you become a TV marketer?
Speaker 1 (03:35):
That's what I talked about, is the AD revenue. But
it also too, it's a long term investment. Like the
guys who bought the Atlanta Magic in the eighties, they
bought it for what like a million dollars and now
it's worth a billion dollars.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
I mean, look at Jerry Jones. Yeah, like it was
words crap. The Cowboys were worth crap, and he turned
them into a multi billion dollar company.
Speaker 4 (03:52):
They're still worth crap. Well, they're football teams, crap. It's
a good damn team. They didn't make the damn playoffs,
and I'll hang up unless but.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
The branding cells, like all the merch and all the
gear and all that stuff sells still.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
And just the they signed these TV deals with the
Amazon and Netflix and ESPN, that's where they make the money.
They don't care like ticket sales are one thing, but
the TV that's where they make their damn money.
Speaker 4 (04:17):
So why does sore Losers Convention care about the ticket sales? Well,
we're not on TV, man, Yeah, what if you just
thought of a million ideas? What if we stream it
on kick? You could?
Speaker 1 (04:29):
You should?
Speaker 2 (04:29):
You know what? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (04:31):
Twitch right? Isn't twitch?
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Another big no?
Speaker 2 (04:32):
No Ray? Last year got kick was going to be
this big thing.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Never heard of it.
Speaker 4 (04:36):
It was a money it was a money pit.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
Said, I think he's twitched me and my wife exactly.
Speaker 4 (04:42):
We insisted, dude.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
We were on the party bus last year.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
You're a bolt TV and.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
He literally he was live on Kick the entire time, going, dude,
you know how many people are going to see us
on Kick?
Speaker 4 (04:53):
No?
Speaker 2 (04:53):
One? Six?
Speaker 4 (04:55):
Yeah, well we bought the microphones. I had to buy
this app a membership to You got a hustle because
you can't just stream it from Kick. You gotta go
get somebody on microphone, well from Amazon. But then we
had to do some parts. It was like a sister
app that you had to stream it then on to Kick.
So we were down twenty nine dollars. Never made it back.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
You got scammed for sure, dude.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
The whole convention, the whole week leading up to the convention,
the whole convention kept telling people, guys, the next thing
to hit the market is Kick. It's gonna be the
next big thing.
Speaker 4 (05:30):
Well here's the deal.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
Oh tell me, did you invest in Kick, like put
money into it?
Speaker 4 (05:37):
No? Of course not. Okay, Anyways, my guy last night
streamed from Kick Steve will do it? So who's still live?
And well Steve will do it?
Speaker 1 (05:46):
I'm not gonna do it.
Speaker 4 (05:47):
Who's gonna do it? Not mean will do it?
Speaker 1 (05:48):
I'm not doing that.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
I don't have to call what is Steve will do it?
Speaker 4 (05:51):
Dude, He's one of the most famous gambling will do
it guys in the country.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
Oh will oh, I're saying I will do it? I'm
not doing it. I'm not live streaming anything.
Speaker 4 (06:00):
Steve Will Do It is one of the not you,
one of the most famous streamers there is, and he's
on Kick.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
I'm gonna google this scot now, first google Kick. We'll
do it. Oh he is a YouTuber. Okay, Steve will
do No.
Speaker 4 (06:16):
He got kicked off YouTube.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
Oh he's only twenty six years old.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
Looks terrible.
Speaker 4 (06:21):
He's got a place in Nicaragua, Vegas, Miami.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
Oh man lying about his age the internet here is amazing.
Steve will do it. Oh he has three point six
million followers on Instagram.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
Okay, you guys should booking for the show.
Speaker 4 (06:37):
He would never come on. He doesn't need it, but
he will do it though.
Speaker 3 (06:43):
That's how that's how you pitch it, like, yeah, here,
you'll do anything.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
Right, Steve will do it. Man, we need you on
our pod. You can't say no because it's your name
is Steve will do It totally, dude.
Speaker 4 (06:52):
Zach has the metrics all screwed up on this timing
Right now, I'm seeing two hundred and twenty three seconds
and one tenth of a second.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
Okay, can I tell you.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
This is so annoying?
Speaker 1 (07:02):
He lost his mind, you have to convert its invited
by sixty seconds to convert to the minutes.
Speaker 4 (07:08):
What is two hundred and thirty one seconds divided by
sixty two We're four minutes in?
Speaker 3 (07:14):
Okay?
Speaker 4 (07:14):
What No, we're seven minutes in, well star And this
is a metric glitch.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
Could I just tell you? This is an inside glimpse
and the how stressed out ray is this is what
he is freaking fixated on this damn signing thing, Like
who gives a shit leeve it? Like who cares? Like
it's just clearly don't even look at it, just move
on with your life. And you are sitting there and
(07:41):
it's gonna bug you for the rest of the podcast,
and he's gonna talk about it tomorrow. He's gonna be like, dude,
can you believe Zach's crap? How messed up that time?
Speaker 4 (07:50):
Was?
Speaker 2 (07:50):
Like? How do you live that way? And the next
time you see Zach, he's gonna be like, what the
is wrong with your computer?
Speaker 3 (07:55):
Zach doesn't even work.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
On that computer, probably literally just sits in there and
talks on the microphone, probably doesn't use any of the actual
quick man.
Speaker 4 (08:00):
Dude, When I go into the break room and I
see him at the water cool. The first MS say
is what the fuck's up with the metrics?
Speaker 2 (08:05):
Dude?
Speaker 3 (08:09):
He didn't have no idea.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
Man, oh man, all right, we better start the show
man better started.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
It was rolling the whole time.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
Yeah, yeah, but we haven't done the intro. We're supposed
to do the intro right off the bat.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
I've been drumming this whole time.
Speaker 3 (08:21):
My arm's hurt.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
You you're sweating pretty hard.
Speaker 5 (08:26):
I know.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
I thought you were gonna get off beat when you
started talking, but you still just kept going boom boo boom.
Speaker 3 (08:31):
Multitasker, Arnold, are you there?
Speaker 2 (08:34):
Jess?
Speaker 6 (08:35):
All right, we're gonna do it a live Oh the one.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
Too, so.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
LD's actually here.
Speaker 4 (08:47):
We have a fake third person.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
Dude, I knew my heart open.
Speaker 3 (08:51):
He never had a voice until now.
Speaker 4 (08:53):
He'll never leave us.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
That little.
Speaker 3 (08:58):
How many things does he say?
Speaker 2 (09:00):
It doesn't say a lot. Yeah, he's very quiet. He's
a man of few words.
Speaker 5 (09:05):
I guess what.
Speaker 4 (09:05):
When he wants a bonus, he's never gonna talk to
us about it. He is content with getting what he
gets paid. And you know what, he's never gonna leave
this studio. It will always be a tripod. This is
bread and butter. Baby, this is where this is where
the bills are paid. Man, bread and butter, Honey, you
lunch in a fake versus.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
This is your bread and butter. My gosho. If you
guys knew that inside joke, oh my god, you would
laugh as much as we did.
Speaker 4 (09:38):
Let's do the intro.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
What's up, everybody? I am lunchbox. I know the most
about sports, so I'll give you the sports facts, my
sports opinions, because I'm pretty much a sports genius.
Speaker 4 (09:49):
Will do me, then do Steve will do it? What
up y'all had says and I'm from the North. I'm
an alpha male baser's a Broadway girl took her to
the North. We live in the country now, two point
two acres, two point five kids. I'm gonna have a
heart attack when I'm seventy two. It's gorgeous out right now,
especially the weather or not. It's cold as balls, but
it's great in the country. You get on the patio,
you get you some fingers and some whiskey, and you
call up brother and you tell them to come over
to your house. That is country life. Bub Scuba over
(10:11):
to you, man.
Speaker 3 (10:12):
My name is Scuba. Steve intro.
Speaker 4 (10:14):
Where are you from, Hale.
Speaker 3 (10:19):
I'm Scuba, Steve.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
I'm from the South, and then move to the West
to smoke a whole lot of weed to hang out
my wife and meet her. She's Filipino. She's beautiful.
Speaker 3 (10:24):
I got three kids.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
I plan to live forever, win the lottery one day
at some point, and get the out of here.
Speaker 3 (10:29):
It's pretty good.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
I'm bad, Thank you for the delay.
Speaker 4 (10:34):
All right, Scuba is actually here for a legit segment,
right Hey.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
Yeah, we're gonna take a break. I mean it's because
I think I think we need to spend a whole
time on his segment, Like I think, you know, I
don't want to keep him to it. He has real
work to do, and so yeah, we're gonna take a break.
Speaker 4 (10:49):
Hold on three hundred and fifty divided by sixty? Are
you at eleven minutes?
Speaker 2 (10:53):
Yeah, I'm at ten minutes and fifty two seconds.
Speaker 3 (10:55):
All right, it's about right there we go.
Speaker 4 (10:58):
I had ten point eight eight.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
You'll so stress that, do you see what I'm saying?
Like I have it going on my phone, so I
don't need him to convert it now, but for his
own well being, he has to convert it.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
Why do you know?
Speaker 3 (11:09):
Why do you want to know about the timing of it?
Speaker 2 (11:10):
Because I need to know when I say we take
a break.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
That's why I put a markers in your recording. You
get like F two or something. I forget what it is.
I can look it up real quick, but you can
put markers in your recording the show where it's at that.
Speaker 4 (11:21):
It's going to take you six months?
Speaker 1 (11:23):
No, hold on, let's take it six seconds.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
Hold on, hold on? Yeah, yeah, you're telling me there's
a way to just do it automatically instead of me
sitting here with my damn stop watch on my phone.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
Adobe audition, it's the old ones.
Speaker 3 (11:35):
I don't know how to do in the old one
Adobe audition.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
O god short short key.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
Yeah. Then we tried to go live on YouTube one time,
but we don't know how to turn the audio on.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
Do you know how to do that that?
Speaker 3 (11:45):
I'm not too short?
Speaker 2 (11:46):
Do you know how to Do you know about the
technology that was supposed to work with the cameras whenever
we talk, it switches back and forth automatically.
Speaker 3 (11:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
That so that's a licensing thing, and they're trying to
get it. They're trying to lower the price to be
able to afford it for all company, all locations across
the Y. I guess everyone needs that. And so they're
trying to get a big buy out of it, and
they're lowing costs. They're basically haggling right now for a
cheaper cost.
Speaker 4 (12:06):
So we thought it was just one hundred dollars price
point it is nationwide is probably more of a hundred
thousand dollars price point?
Speaker 3 (12:13):
Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah?
Speaker 2 (12:15):
Oh could we.
Speaker 4 (12:16):
Cut into Arnold's two hundred dollars?
Speaker 5 (12:19):
Fuck you?
Speaker 4 (12:22):
All right? It is now nine nine ninety nine thousand,
nine hundred and ninety eight. Now what in the what
if Arnold donated as two hundred dollars, what would it
be that we have to pay for the one hundred
thousand dollars buyout?
Speaker 2 (12:38):
It would be ninety nine thousand, nine hundred.
Speaker 4 (12:42):
And eight hundred. No, ninety nine thousand, eight hundred.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
Yes, thank you. That's all it is. That's it. It's
not that hard a math. Oh my gosh, we'll take
a break. What can you do it.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
I'm just gonna try to press them and see what happens.
Just press M. It didn't market?
Speaker 2 (13:01):
Oh did it work? No?
Speaker 1 (13:03):
I don't see it but there is a way double
click ad marker.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
I mean, we can try you later, but they're definitely
I mean, I think people are enjoying this.
Speaker 4 (13:13):
Did it work?
Speaker 1 (13:14):
No, there is one way to do I don't know
to do an the older one, but I'll figure out.
I'll show you later. But there's a way to do
an ad marker.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (13:20):
You can literally mark it and it's like a big
red line that marks it for you.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
So it will save my life because I sit here
with a piece of paper and I write it down
and then I take a picture of the times and
it's really annoying.
Speaker 4 (13:29):
Just so the truck drivers are aware when we do
start doing that. I just wanted to be pinpointed and perfect,
so I will be saying lunchbox ad marker, boom, and
then we head it or.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
You can even clap because then it shows up on
the track we do this ad see marker, you can
see the big huge way.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
Oh I like that. That's a good idea too, crapping.
We should bring Scooba on more often, ad mark or
you can go like this.
Speaker 4 (13:56):
All we're all gonna stop talking, like you're taking a
break right of the ad marker AD Marker. We did
it ad Marker over. People listen to the pod, they're
like all they talked about and so was ad Markers
(14:18):
all the time. The worst part.
Speaker 2 (14:21):
The title of this pod will be a martyr Ray.
You don't understand youth sports. You don't have kids. But
you've seen Boomer and you've seen Boomer Junior and Boomer
Junior junior.
Speaker 3 (14:33):
He's fully involved.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
Yeah yeah, so Scoopa has a youth ridiculous story.
Speaker 3 (14:39):
So I coach.
Speaker 1 (14:43):
Thank you very much. I really appreciate that, all seven
of you. So I have my son, oldest son. I
coach the basketball team their first and second grade. Now,
I've been coaching since pre K and K, so very
similar players on the same team. We've all kind of
been together, working together. But every year it's a restart
because I don't see them until, like we end the
season in January, I don't see him again until November.
So god, it's a long time off, long time off.
(15:04):
There maybe not be practicing, they may not be still
on the game.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
You're not sending them videos like hey, you need to
do this, you need to do that.
Speaker 3 (15:09):
No, because I can't guarantee they gonna be my same
team next year.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
Oh yeah, so you don't want to give them tips
if they're gonna be on.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
The opposing exactly, Mark, exactly. But I've been able to
keep the core like five or six over the last
maybe see six or seven seasons together as the team.
So this this past season that we're in right now,
it's not going so well. So we've lost every single game.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
When I was on the Denver Nuggets, man, it's me
and Rob Pigett and Nick and Ian Pierce.
Speaker 3 (15:36):
Denver Nuggets, like like a like a kid league, Denver Nutt.
Speaker 2 (15:39):
Yeah right, Okay, Northwest Hills Youth Basketball Association.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
Okay, we didn't win a damn game. Dude, how old
were you?
Speaker 2 (15:48):
Probably fifth grade? Sixth grade, had to be sixth grade,
And we were so bad. We didn't win a damn game.
Speaker 4 (15:55):
Try between your legs.
Speaker 2 (15:58):
So bad? No.
Speaker 4 (15:59):
Ian Pierce's dad was the coach, and we were we
were awful, awful.
Speaker 2 (16:04):
Did win a single freaking game? Rob probably getting Nick.
We're supposed to be our like saviors and they we
just couldn't do it. Nick would only use his left hand.
He turned into a pretty good baller later in life.
I forget his last name, No, I never forget people's.
Speaker 1 (16:16):
Last You don't. Yeah, you're very specific about it.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
That is real, real weird. I don't remember his name.
Speaker 4 (16:21):
Had to do it with the left hand, Keith.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
It's like ghosts riding the whip. You can't feel it.
It's like somebody but no.
Speaker 2 (16:28):
Kid, no teeth. Keith did used to coach youth basketball.
Speaker 3 (16:31):
I bet he did, and he tried that ship.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
So that sucks at five, fifth grade and sixth grade
because at that point you are competitive, you kind of
know the game, and now you've fostered it at a
young age and you should be winning or at least
having a couple wins on the board. That sucks this
age group. I look at it as like, look, the
winning is important to some parents and some coaches, but
I look at it as they're so young. It's it's
more important for me to get them to understand the rules,
(16:57):
like double dribbling. Like just last season, could run all
over the court like a football player and they didn't
call traveling. They didn't really call it double dribbling. But
now they're implementing the rules. As soon as they dribble,
stop dribble again. Whistle blows, take the ball, the other way.
So I'm trying to In my mind, I'm not focused
on my son being the star player and winning every game.
I'm focused on the kids' long term to be able
to work the court, pass the ball around, work on shooting,
(17:19):
work on all those kinds of things. So for me,
it's important about learning the game. I know it sounds like, oh,
your team is having fun, right, there are a bunch
of losers. No, but my team long term will be
better than your team because you're focused on one kid.
I got five or six really good ones. So we're
playing our game. It was about two weekends ago. We're
playing against one of the prep schools that could enter
themselves into our league, because the league mostly is founded
(17:40):
on people who sign up for the league, and then
a couple like teams will come together, and most of
them are like prep schools or like are like daycares.
Speaker 3 (17:48):
They all get together and have it.
Speaker 1 (17:49):
They have like matching jerseys and they come in and
they play, but they don't play and they don't play
by the rules. They come in and do whatever the
hell they want exactly crap like that. This one's a
prep school in East Nashville, so they came in we're playing.
They're as bad as us. They've lost every single game
like we have, so we're even. We're both not doing
well this season. That sucks, And but the crappy part
is our team usually does really well in the first half.
(18:11):
I would say almost every single game we were up
like eight to zero, ten to zero, twelve to two,
like we were killing the first half vibes. The problem
is that well, the vibes go down because my issue
is we only have nine players, and if one or
two call in sick, then I've only got one or
two to rotate in. And they're five and six and seven,
so they don't want to stick around. The energy levels
are dropping. Their kids are tired, they're you know, like
(18:32):
I'm hungry. They don't want to be there anymore. One's
gonna go take a shit. It's like it's a lot,
and you can't leave the court to go take them
to the bathroom. You gotta call the parents down everything.
So when you only have one or two to sub in,
when you get to the second half, they're burnt. They
can't do it anymore. They don't want to be there.
Then the ball starts getting lost, lots of turnovers and
then the teams end up winning by only a couple
points because we hold down the defense. But this one game,
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we're playing against another really bad team in the league,
and the other players are taunting my team like, ha,
how we're winning, We're.
Speaker 3 (18:59):
Gonna beat you.
Speaker 1 (19:01):
Oh see, that's so you know what I do? I
turn it on them. So we get to the we
get to the third quarter, we're matching up, and now
the game has now tied, so they they've they've had
the momentum, they've they've they've got they've they've come back,
and they're ready to then pounce on us and take
advantage of our weakness. They've got ten players. I've only
got six, so I've won to rotating and that's it.
And you get to a point where you're like, hey,
you want to get in Noah, He's like I'm tired.
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And now you're like, well, who wants to play?
Speaker 2 (19:24):
Yeah, that's not good.
Speaker 3 (19:25):
So it's tough.
Speaker 1 (19:26):
So now the other team's also taunting my players and
tell them they suck and they're gonna lose. We're gonna
beat you. So then I walk out there at the
start of the third quarter and I'm looking around at
my team.
Speaker 4 (19:35):
Playing the flag.
Speaker 2 (19:37):
That is going to now be illegal in the state
of Ohio. They proposed a bill.
Speaker 4 (19:40):
Well this is Tennessee.
Speaker 1 (19:42):
Well we have no rules here. I planted the flag.
I look at the other team, I look at my team,
and I look at them. I say, that other team
right there has lost every single one of their games
this season. They're over there talking a lot of crap,
but they're gonna beat you. But we're in the same
playing field. They haven't won a game and we haven't
won a game. They are no better than we are.
And then the kids whoever they were talking shit and
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all that stuff immediately curled over and we're like, oh, crap,
this guy's talking crap about us. But I'm doing it
in a very tactful way.
Speaker 2 (20:08):
Are you doing it loud enough where they can hear?
Speaker 6 (20:10):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (20:10):
I'm like, I'm like, where we are a foot away.
Speaker 2 (20:12):
Nice.
Speaker 1 (20:13):
These kids are just as bad as you are. They
haven't won a single game this year.
Speaker 2 (20:17):
It's good speech, man.
Speaker 1 (20:18):
We're on the same playing field. They're acting like they're
better than us. You guys haven't won a single game
this year. You're no different than us.
Speaker 4 (20:25):
MoMA mentality exactly.
Speaker 1 (20:26):
And they're like oh, okay, am I. But the key
here is we want to have fun. And when he goes,
how do we have fun? I was like, we have
fun by playing the game right. We're not gonna double
dribble like they do. We're gonna follow the rules and
we're gonna play like a team. We're gonna move the
ball around.
Speaker 4 (20:39):
She's having fun.
Speaker 2 (20:42):
Nice rack.
Speaker 3 (20:43):
So we start playing.
Speaker 1 (20:44):
We get going, and then now the game it's now
it's okay. We're neck and neck, back and forth on scoring.
And then we get to the very end of the game.
Speaker 2 (20:52):
They talking fourth quarter, fourth quarter, time is counting down.
Speaker 3 (20:56):
Oh kids, go Arnold in the sideline cheering us on.
Speaker 5 (21:00):
Come on, Johnny, come on, that's my boy.
Speaker 1 (21:03):
Key's in the corner. He's putting the air in the balls.
And didn't them getting ready for the next half.
Speaker 4 (21:07):
Hey, Jim Sam, did your mom smuggle in a couple
of watermelons in her shirt? Come on, Johnny.
Speaker 1 (21:16):
A couple guys smoking weed in the corner. They're getting nervous.
The game is basically I think they're up by one point.
So yeah, that's one point one point twenty seconds left.
Speaker 2 (21:25):
Oh twenty seconds left, right, coming down to it.
Speaker 1 (21:28):
There's plenty of time on the clock for them to
have a possession and then us either overturn it or
them score and us take it back and we score.
We win. So I'm like, all right, guys, twenty seconds o'clock.
That's like, that's like forever we can do this. So
we go back out there. The guys they inbound pass
the ball at half court, and then the coach walks
out on court for the other team and looks at
the kid and points to the scoreboard. He goes, hey,
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hold that ball, just dribble it for twenty seconds.
Speaker 3 (21:52):
We're up by one. We win our first game.
Speaker 2 (21:55):
Well that's when you tell your guys, go steal the ball.
Steal the ball, right.
Speaker 1 (21:59):
Well, the rule as you can do full court press.
So he's behind the half court line, and there is
no rule as far as how long it takes for
you to take it across half court because some kids
can't dribble, some dribble whatever. So there is no rule
as cross for crossing half court in an NBA game.
I don't know what it's like, five or six seconds,
eight seconds, eight seconds.
Speaker 3 (22:15):
So in an NBA game, we would then have two
possessions here.
Speaker 2 (22:18):
Yeah, the Warriors got an eight second call last night.
It was it was.
Speaker 1 (22:21):
Crazy, crazy eights. So they so in the NBA they
do that, but in this kid's league, they do not
do that. So the coach didn't like, I said, tell
us the kid to dribble the ball.
Speaker 4 (22:28):
Hold it.
Speaker 1 (22:29):
We're gonna win by one point.
Speaker 4 (22:30):
In theory that then he would be able to dribble
it out. And in theory that's what he did. Did
he do that?
Speaker 3 (22:36):
And that's exactly what he did?
Speaker 2 (22:37):
And you lost there and.
Speaker 1 (22:39):
Was dribbling and dribbling and dribbling, and I'm over here
losing my f and shit because I'm like, I don't
want to win the game. But now I'm like, this
is not Now he's playing like a poor sport. He's
playing like a little bitch because he's not wanting to
finish the game. Yet I'm like, what a bitch move.
So look over at this guy. Okay, this Chris Rock
Penny Hardaway a hybridy looking mother, and I'm like, yo,
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that's a bitch move. And he looks at me and
he shrugs his shoulders. He's like well, and I'm like.
Speaker 4 (23:07):
Dude, it's a kids league, and you tell him, that's
a bitch move.
Speaker 2 (23:12):
Move. I'm sorry, but play the game. It doesn't matter
if you win or you lose. Let the kid dribble
it up and if they make a play, out to
make a play. But just standing back there where they're
not allowed to go guard.
Speaker 4 (23:23):
You, and that you need to do is go on
the court with time left, get a technical called on you.
Their team sucks so bad they missed the free throws.
You guys get the ball and you go.
Speaker 2 (23:31):
But a technical is one shot in the ball cool foul.
Speaker 4 (23:34):
When they inbound it.
Speaker 3 (23:35):
And then they don't do foul shots. They just give
him a point.
Speaker 1 (23:37):
Oh so they could have I could have walked out
there and slapp the bottle of the kid's hand and
said let's go, let's call the other side.
Speaker 3 (23:42):
And I even looked at the raft. I'm like, you're
gonna let this happen.
Speaker 1 (23:44):
He's like, well, there's no rule that says he can't
go across the line by a certain timeframe.
Speaker 2 (23:47):
I'm like, you mother, So when you say you're a
bitch or you're that's a bitch move. Yeah, And he
just shrugs his shoulders. You say anything else, or you
guys shake hands and what happens.
Speaker 1 (23:56):
So he's dribbling, dribble and dribble in the time, and
then even my team's like what do we do, Like, well,
there's really nothing we can do. Just stand in their
man and we'll see what happens. And then I'm thinking
at some point, maybe he's gonna pass it in, you know,
go past the Johnny, and he doesn't, and the other
team over there is like in the crowd going like
hold the ball, hold the ball, and I'm like, oh
my god, we're doing this to fix a win. We're
not playing the actual game here, and you're teaching My
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kids have been playing the rules the entire time, and
your kids are STI running around like their freaking four
year olds, like we're playing football here, not dribbling the ball,
and no one's calling double dribble. It just kind of
really sets the precedent in a way where it's a
bad taste in my mouth and we're not playing by
the rules that we're teaching these kids every every week
in practice.
Speaker 4 (24:34):
What I learned is adults an adult and you guys
both went at it.
Speaker 3 (24:38):
Man, we did, and so the game.
Speaker 1 (24:39):
So he's dribbling, dribbling three two one.
Speaker 2 (24:43):
But that's not the end of the podcast. Guys. Usually
we in the podcast with earth.
Speaker 3 (24:47):
Oh gotcha, got you got your Yeah.
Speaker 4 (24:49):
Sometimes the truckers will just turn it right off, like
we're done. Oh that was in That must be over
on the tractor. There must be a part too coming.
Speaker 2 (24:57):
It sounds that was weird.
Speaker 3 (25:00):
You go to break or something.
Speaker 1 (25:01):
At least it's just you just doing that.
Speaker 5 (25:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (25:03):
Yeah, it was a buzzer. Because the game's over.
Speaker 4 (25:05):
They're gonna think it's over again. Guys, careful with the buzzer.
Speaker 2 (25:08):
Okay, that's a voicemail.
Speaker 3 (25:11):
Gotcha.
Speaker 4 (25:12):
They're trained animals, dude. Okay.
Speaker 1 (25:15):
So then so the buzzer goes off insert sound effects
and post. But don't don't turn it off at this moment.
If you do, do it in post. So the buzzer
goes off, and then at that point then it's like, okay,
we line up and do the shaking of the hands,
all right, one line up and even my assistant coach
is like, what the was that? I was like, I
don't know, dude, that was some bull crap. And so
we line up, we do the shaking of the hands,
and all the team, you know, the teams do the kids.
Speaker 2 (25:35):
Do the kids. Kids.
Speaker 1 (25:35):
I'm not a drug to the kids. Hey make great game,
do great hustle. You were really fast.
Speaker 3 (25:39):
It was awesome.
Speaker 1 (25:39):
I always say a comment to each one of the
kids because a lot of these coaches on the other
side are dicks, and they're really like that same coach
I saw him the next week later they lost again
and they got beat by a team I was really
good and played by the rules.
Speaker 3 (25:51):
I saw him pull his kids the side and was like,
what the hell was that?
Speaker 1 (25:54):
And these kids are like five, six and seven years old?
Speaker 2 (25:56):
What was that? What kind of game was that?
Speaker 4 (25:59):
Well?
Speaker 2 (25:59):
Did they play bad?
Speaker 1 (26:00):
They lost by ten points, but they've lost every guy,
but they're like five. Like whenever our team loses, which
is happened every game this season, I fall it with
positive reinforcement because they're so young.
Speaker 3 (26:09):
I want them to hate the game.
Speaker 1 (26:10):
Yeah, because because right now it doesn't matter. Anyone out
there that's a parent listening and things, these games matter.
They really do not matter. It's mostly about getting the
kids invested into wanting to play the game and teaching
them how to dribble, how to shoot, how to move
the ball around, all the basics, and then later on,
like when you were five and six.
Speaker 2 (26:27):
Yeah, it's like when when my parents we are three
years old and we were playing soccer and the one
parents showed him and goes, look at these field conditions.
How do they expect them to play on these fields?
It's like, idiot, they're three, gives a crap, they're gonna
run around. You think the damn field's gonna make a difference.
They You're not gonna be to kick the ball anyway,
you dumb ass.
Speaker 1 (26:44):
Exactly, it doesn't matter. You want to foster their love
for the sport young, so that way when they're older,
in middle school in high school, they're like, hey, I
remember those days that I love basketball versus the kids
who have this anxiety ridden the shit on their shoulder
because of a coach like the guy we played against.
He's yelling at five and six year olds. And also
parents as much they won't speak up. They don't want that.
They want their kiddy yelled at that age.
Speaker 2 (27:03):
So what did you say to him?
Speaker 1 (27:04):
Like, you go through the line, both the line, hey man,
great shot, dude, great energy, awesome, da da da da.
Speaker 3 (27:09):
I get to the guy.
Speaker 1 (27:10):
And I always whenever we win or lose, and if
the if the coach is a certain way, I like
to just give him a really good handshake and hold
the hand of that guy. And I looked right at
him in the eye, and I was like, you know,
that was a bitch move, right that was That was
such a bitch move. I was like, tuche, I get
it because you want to win a game, but that
was a real bitch move, dude. And then and they
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looked at me again. He shrugged his shoulders. He's like wow,
and then just walked off and that was it.
Speaker 3 (27:37):
That's the end of that's it.
Speaker 1 (27:37):
He knows what he did but won't but admits it,
but doesn't really admit it, and probably will continue to
do crap like that.
Speaker 2 (27:43):
It's like my nephews. They played T ball and their
coach doesn't allow them to throw the ball. Whenever they
field the ball, they have to run it back to
the pitcher. They have to run it to first base.
He's afraid of errors because he doesn't want overthrows.
Speaker 1 (27:57):
How is it are supposed to learn?
Speaker 2 (27:59):
How are you going to learn to play the game
if you can't throw the ball. So then they played
in some end of the season like the league had
a tournament. They're like, you have to throw the ball
in this tournament. You have to throw it, thank you.
So the coach said, guys, no throwing it. You roll it,
roll it to first, roll it to the pitcher, roll
it to the catcher. They were not allowed to throw
it overhand. They had to roll it like a bowling ball.
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It's like, why play the game if you're not going
to let him throw the ball and make mistakes?
Speaker 4 (28:28):
How they fine with that?
Speaker 2 (28:29):
What if everybody that's a batter his box.
Speaker 1 (28:31):
There was actually my sister. Okay, kids, that must be
a thing now because.
Speaker 2 (28:35):
My sister was so pish. She was like, I am
so livid, and I just cannot understand why they don't
allow him to throw the damn ball.
Speaker 1 (28:42):
You can't learn from me your mistakes or figure it
out or even adjust. When I was coaching baseball aus,
I coached that as well. We had a kid. We
had one kid that almost makes me think, was this
one kid part of a team like that? Because I
had this one kid who had a hell of an
arm and practice, he throw the ball amazing. He would
be a great pitcher. I put him on the pitcher's mound.
There's no pitching its coach's pitch him to get the balls,
because most balls at that age are going right there
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near the pitcher's mound.
Speaker 3 (29:04):
First play play, where's the play at? Players at first?
Speaker 1 (29:06):
So this kid, every time he get the ball, he
would go to roll at the first base, and I'm like,
what are you doing to do? We're not bowling? He goes, no,
I'm supposed to roll at the first base.
Speaker 2 (29:13):
See.
Speaker 1 (29:13):
I was like, no, no, no, no, You're supposed to throw
at the first base. But what if I overthrow it?
I was like, but that's what that's part of the
learning process. We're not in the MLB right now. We
are four and five years old. You throw it at
the first base. I don't care if it underthrows, overthrows,
I don't care. Throw the damn ball.
Speaker 2 (29:28):
That's how we met. No teeth Keith was he realize
because my brother batter's box. What about it's a batter's
box here he was moving up from Minor B to
Minor A. About Cony's Little league.
Speaker 5 (29:43):
Okay, I would like to give you a promotion.
Speaker 2 (29:46):
And the Minor A championships, the Minor A Championship was
going on. Uh huh, and my dad sat there and
watched the game and the catcher for the Keith's team
tried to pick the runner off first and threw it
on the right field line.
Speaker 4 (30:01):
Come here you you know he overthrew it in the
championship game and Keith is out there, Good job, kid,
that was beautiful.
Speaker 2 (30:10):
Good try, good try, you know what I mean. Overthrow
and he, like the kids, makes an errand oh it's beautiful,
that beautiful, great affort. Kid. And my dad went up
to Keith afterwards and said, I mean, listen, man, my
son is moving up for Minor B next year. I
want you to draft him because I like the way
you coach. I like the way you let the kids
throw the ball around and let them make mistakes. He goes,
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You let him actually play the game, and you didn't
just like, ah, they didn't play tight. I want you
to draft my kid. And okay, kid, what's his name,
I'll write it down. And he drafted my brother first
in the first round. Kid.
Speaker 4 (30:46):
I pick him like I watched the game, wild kid.
Speaker 2 (30:51):
And he goes and he told us like he goes.
Speaker 4 (30:53):
Kid.
Speaker 2 (30:53):
When I when I talked to your dad, I thought, well,
this crazy man thinks I'm gonna draft his kid. What
if his kid sucks.
Speaker 1 (31:03):
Last picking the draft?
Speaker 2 (31:04):
He goes And then I went to tryouts and your
brother was beautiful out there, kid, the way he would
field that ball and the way he could run, and
he had an arm, and I was like, that kid
loves baseball.
Speaker 5 (31:15):
Kid, one foot in front of the other. Don't roll it,
always the overhand.
Speaker 2 (31:20):
And so that's and then I said, I gotta get
him in the first round.
Speaker 1 (31:23):
But that's a good coach, of that's that's a good coach.
That's like me, like I'll even have he's gonna be
a future Wan Soto.
Speaker 2 (31:32):
My brother was a little too batter's box, a little
too short, but he did play college ball, so he
did go on. But I guys, Nick, that was Nick Jacobson.
I found him on Facebook. That was the guy that
was the lefty on the Denver Nuggets.
Speaker 1 (31:47):
And what's he doing now?
Speaker 2 (31:49):
Man, that's a great question. I have no idea. I
think we're friends on Facebook.
Speaker 5 (31:54):
Someday you're gonna play it. South Baptist Christian College Directional
Southwest School Division, Ken Fuller, you were under me, kid,
I was your coach. Go get him batters.
Speaker 2 (32:06):
It doesn't look like he's here. I don't know who
she is, but he went to He's an assistant professor
sports medicine at Baylor College of Medicine. He went to
Yale University. Holy crap.
Speaker 1 (32:21):
I love how. I won't say his wife's name, but
I love how his wife's name is one name, but
she goes by a completely different name.
Speaker 2 (32:26):
Yeah. I don't really understand that either. Oh no, that's
what she does. Huh. I'm on her page now. So
she was the smart one, assistant professor of sports medicine.
She studied at Yale. Holy crap.
Speaker 1 (32:36):
Wow he married up.
Speaker 2 (32:37):
Uh No, he's really smart too, work in education. I
don't know where he went, Not that anybody cares, but yeah,
that was who I was talking about. Nobody cares, actually,
but day that sucks many. I'm sorry that you had.
That's a bitch movement.
Speaker 5 (32:49):
Sorry it was.
Speaker 1 (32:50):
Yeah, but this week and we have a tournament, and
you want to see him play him again, I don't know,
we'll see, Oh my god, I don't know, we'll see.
But's it's a tournament. You basically go in the I
guess your standings matters where you place in the tournament.
But once you're in the tournament. You're in the tournament,
so anything can happen. No, it's not a Premier League.
Speaker 2 (33:09):
No, should we take a break? Sure, I don't have
to go then oh you oh wait, then we should.
Then we won't take a break. I mean we'll just
sit here all day at marker. All right, we'll take
a break. We'll be right back, all right, you guys,
all right, thanks dude, we really appreciate it. That's good
at marker.
Speaker 1 (33:27):
And oh I'll send you the bill my booker.
Speaker 2 (33:31):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, you're your your appearance fee.
Speaker 1 (33:33):
Appearance fee they pay those now right, appearance fee.
Speaker 2 (33:35):
Yes, I appreciate it.
Speaker 4 (33:36):
Andy.
Speaker 2 (33:37):
Now forget to get your tickets, sore losers dot com. Man,
we'd love to see at the convention.
Speaker 3 (33:40):
So at the paper tickets.
Speaker 2 (33:42):
Well no, but I'm just saying it to the people
also like, yeah, hey, don't forget sore losers dot com.
Check it out.
Speaker 1 (33:47):
I want to pass this cause I get a pass.
Speaker 2 (33:48):
Yeah, you get a pass.
Speaker 4 (33:49):
Remember we're in the car with the people. We talk
like they're right here riding shot. No, they are right here,
they're right there.
Speaker 2 (33:54):
Hit the horn, they're right next to us.
Speaker 1 (33:56):
Right next shock, I have buones on so I couldn't
hear it.
Speaker 2 (33:59):
Okay, coffee, dude. Hey, I like your Jordan pants man, Yeah,
and your Jordan's shoes. I never owned a pair. Yeah,
I never owned a pair. I wanted them when I
was a kid. My dad would never get me them.
And then now I'm just like, they're too damn expensive.
I can't pay playfford them.
Speaker 3 (34:13):
Bro, just buy a pair.
Speaker 2 (34:14):
No, no, I'll never do it now.
Speaker 1 (34:16):
No you should.
Speaker 2 (34:16):
No, I would. It would drive me nuts. I'd be
so scared to get them dirty, to wear them like,
I couldn't do it.
Speaker 1 (34:22):
Doesn't matter if they get dirty, that's the whole of shoes.
Speaker 2 (34:24):
Hell no, if I spend that much money on a
pair of shoes, I would never wear them.
Speaker 4 (34:29):
Get this guy a pair of shoes in Macy's.
Speaker 1 (34:31):
Yeah, yeah, well I'm not. If I had you for
my gift exchange for the Big Show, then I definitely
got you some Jordan's.
Speaker 2 (34:35):
I mean, I am I am so weird that like
I mean, when I was a kid, I thought I'm
only weird about time. You are, You're only weird about shoes. No, No,
I always begged my parents for like nice shoes. Oh
I want some Jordan's. I want some Jordans. And my
dad's like, no, I'll pay fifty dollars and you can
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pay the rest. And I was like, oh, hell no,
I'm not paying that money. I'm not spending my own
money on that. Or he'd say I'll pay half, like
if I wanted like a sixty dollars.
Speaker 1 (35:03):
Pair of shoes to teach a lesson in value of men.
Speaker 2 (35:06):
Yes, and then so I never got real expensive shoes,
and now that I'm older, there's no damn way i'd
buy those shoes.
Speaker 1 (35:12):
Well, see, for me, I never got them at all
as a kid, so it was an envy thing. And
I was like, man, one day, when I get old enough,
I wan to buy X Y Z shoes, So I
buy them now. And like a way of like, I
guess like you made it, Yeah exactly.
Speaker 4 (35:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (35:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (35:24):
It's sort of like when I went to the would
go to the lake and I'd see people out on
jet skis. Man, they want to so I bought a
jet ski.
Speaker 1 (35:31):
Well, dude, I've never had jet ski.
Speaker 3 (35:32):
I would love to do jet ski.
Speaker 2 (35:34):
Let me tell you. It was a moment that I
was like, oh my god, I have a jet ski.
And then I lost in the flood. Ah, man, I
got taken away.
Speaker 1 (35:43):
Man, we'll see what shoes. You wouldn't lose them in
a flood, so you should.
Speaker 2 (35:45):
Be okay, No, man, how do you go outside in them?
Speaker 4 (35:48):
I wear?
Speaker 1 (35:48):
I have their shoes that I've always wanted, so I
want to wear them, so I go outside in them
all the time. Plus I buy two pairs, I one
to wear.
Speaker 6 (35:55):
Now.
Speaker 1 (35:56):
They wanted to stop rock and stocking.
Speaker 2 (35:58):
Baby, It's like we have a pair of shoe is
that someone gave us there like tennis shoes, but they're red,
white and blue flags. Rays rocked them before. Yeah, Nichols ones,
and I've never worn them.
Speaker 4 (36:10):
Those I gave them my nephew. Okay, you gave him
your nephew. The boots don't fit. They gave me the
wrong size.
Speaker 6 (36:16):
Bro.
Speaker 2 (36:17):
The tennis shoes, those I had to throw away.
Speaker 4 (36:19):
I wore them paintballing and they got a bunch of
paint on them, so I just trashed them.
Speaker 2 (36:22):
I've never worn them because I just I think they're
so awesome looking. They just sit in my closet.
Speaker 3 (36:27):
But you have to wear them because they are so
awesome looking.
Speaker 2 (36:29):
And my kids every day like, Dad, I wear those shoes.
I might not. Can't wear them.
Speaker 4 (36:31):
Not today, kids can't wear them.
Speaker 1 (36:33):
Not. We'll figure out the day.
Speaker 2 (36:35):
But it's not definitely not today, honey. So that's I
guess maybe that's.
Speaker 4 (36:37):
My weird, is it Sonny in seventy five? Not today?
Speaker 1 (36:42):
Oh, you're just weird that I challenge you to buy
a pair of shoes and I would want to wear them.
Speaker 4 (36:45):
I would never wear them. I'd never buy them. You
got to put a nice glove on your feet. Man, dude,
you put a good glove in the mid. You put
it on the top, glove everything.
Speaker 2 (36:53):
I don't put it on the mid.
Speaker 4 (36:54):
I put it. Why wouldn't you put on the mid
man glove up?
Speaker 1 (36:57):
Yeahude, Well you don't glove up. It's way you got children, Yeah,
acting exactly.
Speaker 2 (37:00):
Yeah, yeah, I'm not. I don't glove up.
Speaker 4 (37:02):
Evidently I'm married.
Speaker 3 (37:05):
Yeah, still don't glove up.
Speaker 2 (37:06):
Yeah, you know. Yeah, take it out right. Well, thanks man,
that suber, Thank you.
Speaker 1 (37:11):
I'll be back momentarily, Okay, one day, okay, alright, bye,
I see bye.
Speaker 4 (37:16):
Bye, Scuba come back first? Or does the podcast end first?
Speaker 2 (37:20):
Oh? Podcast ends? For sure? This might be our last
one with the damn mid roll and trying to add
it in a culture ad marker. I got a question
for you. What the is Bill Belichick doing? Uh? He
explained it to him.
Speaker 4 (37:33):
He said it on dirt.
Speaker 2 (37:36):
He said he was going to do it on.
Speaker 4 (37:38):
No No, he said he was going to do it
on dit.
Speaker 2 (37:42):
What is he doing?
Speaker 4 (37:44):
He's at home with that twenty two year old bored
out of his mind. He's doing this talk shows with
Pat McAfee's talking ball. He still got it. He's bored
out of his mind. He doesn't have Maybe he exercises
a little. It doesn't look like he's a massive bike rider,
canoe or kayaker, water sports.
Speaker 2 (38:01):
Definitely doesn't look like he gets on the peloton at all.
Speaker 4 (38:03):
At least so much more time during the day. And
he says, I can probably do this it maybe get
out of the Patriots a bad situation. We learned Urban
Meyer did it. UNC must have a great quarterback coming
up in the system, another Tom Brady, and so he said,
this is my time to shine U. N C is
primed right now because are they in the ACC Yeah,
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dog shit, they're losing cam Ward. Miami's terrible, Florida State's terrible.
They Clemson, kay Klubnick's probably gonna go to Broncos minor
league team, So you got to think he's seeing you
and see they're gonna win it next year. They're in
the top twelve team playoff the way it's format, and
now you can win a championship within one to two
years and the portal Bill Chick's champion.
Speaker 2 (38:44):
I get the acc It seems simple, like, but I
don't understand Bill Belichick going into an eighteen year old's
house and being like, hey man, you want to go
to North Carolina? Like, what the is he gonna say
to an eighteen year old eighteen year olds? Don't give
a crap about Bill Belichick. I'm not talking about it
because he already said it on dot. You want to
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know what he said.
Speaker 4 (39:08):
What said He's gonna treat it like a factory. So
he would then go into these kids' houses a lot
of me, you don't go into their house now physically
it's more a virtual type thing. But he will then
go into some of the premier A list type guys.
He's gonna go in their living room and he's gonna
say it's a factory. I will get you into the
NFL I'm gonna build you these four years to make
you an NFL prospect.
Speaker 2 (39:25):
What I can do is do that.
Speaker 4 (39:27):
No other coaching than college football can do that because
none of them have done it at an elite level
as an NFL player, coach and all that and won championships.
He said it will be a factory, you inc copyrighted factory.
Hang up and listen.
Speaker 2 (39:42):
I heard all that, Ondt. He's seventy two years old.
There's the realistically two years. Two years.
Speaker 4 (39:52):
There's no way he's gonna be coaching for that much longer. Dude,
what is it with everything? You gotta do it in moderation.
No coach knows what to go out at the right time.
You never know when to leave Vegas at the right time.
Speaker 2 (40:02):
You do it.
Speaker 4 (40:05):
Yeah, if you have some self control you get when
you get out of coaching. Tom Brady he's got the itch.
He's acting like he's gonna plead quarterback again.
Speaker 2 (40:12):
Oh my god, he's he's got to quit announcing because
he's terrible at that. He's decent, but he doesn't put
in much work. Man. There's no there's no way he's
practicing midweek, Like all right, let me let me work
on this like he's not going over game tape. He
is showing up on Sunday and just winging it because
the dude is not polished at all. He hasn't gotten
any better. It just seems like he does. He's getting
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paid three hundred and something million dollars and he's like,
what are they gonna do? Fire me?
Speaker 4 (40:38):
Great point, great point. I bet he watched a little
bit of film the night before a day of that's
he's got five days off.
Speaker 2 (40:45):
Five days off, and he's just chilling, hanging out at
the beach or whatever he does. I don't even know
what he does in his spare time. It has to
be at the beach because he's very tan.
Speaker 4 (40:54):
But dude, people are realizing nobody wants to just go
home and lay in bed. We weren't made to lay
in that position until we're in the coffin, Amen Belichick.
He's with the chicks banging or bagging her. Eh gets
a free time, man, why not do unc?
Speaker 2 (41:08):
I just can't figure it out.
Speaker 4 (41:11):
He's on Pat mcvy every damn day or something. Shit,
He's all the time on their talk. He'll do a
secondent for forty five minutes. He ain't got nowhere to
be poured out of his mind. Dude loves talking ball.
Why not talk ball for a team that you think
you can maybe make a difference with.
Speaker 2 (41:24):
Now, I do understand he's gonna have the coaching edge
over any coach he faces. He's the better. He's a
better coach than anyone he's gonna face.
Speaker 4 (41:31):
When's the best time to enter the twelve team playoff?
This year? When's the second best yet time next year?
Of cour's what he's doing. It's a brand new system.
I'll call the teams that got in this year Indiana,
Arizona State. He said, holy shit, I could win this
thing first year. I mean, you get into twelve, you
got a chance.
Speaker 2 (41:49):
I My belief is he's doing this just to guarantee
his son gets a head coaching job that he's gonna
when he retires, that they have to name him the
head coach or whatever. He's the head coaching waiting. And
so he's like, you know what, but I'm not gonna
go back to the NFL. But this is so much
more of a grind. You're seventy two years old. How
much energy can a seventy two year old have? Well,
and even more than that you're talking about. What's the
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other great one. What's his name?
Speaker 4 (42:12):
Nick Saban eh college game day morning. He kind of
slows it down a little bit. It's kind of been unwatchable.
I'll watch clips and highlights and stuff. It just it
brings a well oiled machine to us. Oh halt. Saban
says some good stuff, but it's like, dude, sometimes that
TV stuff's tough. Belichick's great at it. I think Saban
maybe gets back into coaching and says, dude, there's no
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way saving's going to make It's like Urban loves big
newon Kickoff. He was on there the other day and
he goes They're saying like, hey, ten million, would you
do a coaching job or something for ten million? He goes,
get paid that here? Why would I do that? So
Urban ain't going anywhere. He loves talking on TV bullshitting Saban. Dude,
he's more of a cut and dried guy. I mean,
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Saban likes McAfee, but it's like how many more times
can he laugh at McAfee's standing up making ass of himself.
Saban maybe gets back into coaching. Belichick. He loves his
little hits that he does, but he's like, dude, I
kind of meant to just be a coach.
Speaker 2 (43:08):
He loves to be a coach.
Speaker 4 (43:09):
He loves to be a coach. He you know, you
realize it.
Speaker 2 (43:13):
God, I just I can't figure it out, man, Like,
does that mean no NFL team was showing any inkling
of interest? And so he's like, you know what, I'll
go to UNCEE.
Speaker 4 (43:22):
Well, half the teams are gonna make the playoffs, the
other half aren't. Maybe he turned Maybe there's stuff that
happens we never hear about. Maybe he turns down. Who
says he do? They have to announce that he goes
in interviews? What if he just went and chilled in
Arizona and kind of hung with the Cardinals for a
little bit. Was like, ugh, I don't love this culture.
I'm out man. Did we have a great culture at
the Patriot.
Speaker 2 (43:40):
There's no way we would know. We would know every
move that Bill Belichick makes. There's always someone that has
the inside source that someone told him this, that hey
you got that, you gotta do this, you gotta do that.
Speaker 4 (43:52):
Well, he didn't do a good job on that sit
on hiding his cards because they got pat goes. Hey,
so you talk to UNC this is before he even
got announced five days ago. Hey you talked to USC man,
what what have Belger goes? It was a lengthy, lengthy
it was it a meeting. It was there five hours,
so it was almost, hey, you're coming in for this.
We're gonna sit down and shoot the shit and really
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figure this out. You're basically gonna be our coach. So
whatever it was. He got a tip off that un
sees the spot because he interviewed at one spot and
that's the job. I mean, yeah, right, does he know
someone at un see, Like does he have a friend
at you and see? That's like, hey, I'll do you
a solid man, I'll come in and coach your school.
I just can't figure that out. It's just a it's hey,
you can come in do your damn thing. You can
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run a factory. UNC man. We got a booster who
is a booster and Patriots. They're best friends, their buddies,
drinking buddies in college. They'll get you a five hour interview.
You're gonna steal the deal within five seconds. Then you
just shoot the ship for four hours and fifty five minutes.
I made fifty nine minutes and forty and fifty five seconds,
five seconds, you got the job.
Speaker 2 (44:54):
He's notorious. Someone fumbles there on the bench. In college,
they fumble a lot more. They miss field goals, they
get public intoxication tickets. Are they kicked off the team.
I just don't know how he's gonna handle the culture
of seventeen, eighteen, nineteen twenty year olds.
Speaker 4 (45:09):
See, I don't know. I don't really understand the coaching thing.
I just feel like it's tough to go to the
NFL because you got rich guys. Now though, with college,
with the NA that went nil, there is money, so
they are rich. Whereas in high school, did you guts?
You could tell those kids whatever the hell you want, Hey,
listen to me.
Speaker 5 (45:23):
You're poor, you're poor.
Speaker 4 (45:25):
Listen to me. I'll make you rich. These college kids
are making a million already.
Speaker 2 (45:28):
Shut them. Who was this guy like Bill, you're seventy
You're like, oh, not to be my grandpa. Dude.
Speaker 4 (45:33):
See, I don't know, never been a coach, so I
don't even know how to speak on it.
Speaker 2 (45:36):
It's very just blows my mind, Just blows my mind.
That's it. That's all I wanted to say.
Speaker 4 (45:40):
Like you were really blown by it. I mean, we've
seen every track record of every coach try and come
back and do it. Urban left Florida, came back, went
to Ohio State, had a heart attack, got fingered a
girl's button a bar, came back when dude, Urban, I mean,
every guy's trajectory is up down bit around the theme
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park when it closes you. You don't need to squeeze
in one more ride.
Speaker 2 (46:06):
I mean, really, Belichick, you don't need to run across
the park just because you didn't go on that one
water slide. It seems crazy, Dude. I say the same
thing to my phil father in law. Why is he
not retired?
Speaker 4 (46:18):
Loves what he does?
Speaker 2 (46:20):
What are you gonna do?
Speaker 4 (46:21):
Sure, there's you maybe'd get a vacation to Gallenburg Golf Shores.
Here there, you already kind of get that.
Speaker 2 (46:28):
What are you gonna do? Every single day? It's ingrained
in you. You have fun doing it.
Speaker 4 (46:35):
Bill Belichick's like, damn, dude, if I talk to mcavie
about ball one more time and.
Speaker 2 (46:40):
I'm gonna kick myself, I might.
Speaker 4 (46:41):
As well just be a coach and talk ball like
He's probably like, I'm a phony. I'm just sitting here
shooting the shit at home when I should be a
ball coach. He's like, damn, I know a lot, dude.
All he does is like this that telling macvac. He's like,
holy blown away by what he's saying. He's like, I
gotta get back into this. And here's the thing for
North Carolina, it's a win win. It raises eyebrows. People
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start talking about your program. Even if he sucks, people
are gonna be talking about North Carolina.
Speaker 2 (47:10):
But why would he suck?
Speaker 4 (47:12):
We already know he's a good coach recruiting.
Speaker 2 (47:14):
I don't know if he knows how to recruit a kid.
Speaker 4 (47:16):
I mean he already is recruiting, right, guys, Belichick headed
to UNC. I think half the portal just got filled.
Speaker 2 (47:23):
Half the portal doesn't know who Bill Belichick is? They do?
Speaker 4 (47:26):
They do?
Speaker 2 (47:27):
Do you think an eighteen year old Belichick hasn't been
relevant coaching wise, that he hasn't won a Super Bowl
in three or four years, So that's when they're fourteen
years old? You think they know who he is?
Speaker 4 (47:40):
Yeah? Goaded, bruh. Not everybody gets to play with Prime.
What's the antithesis of Prime? A factory? A good man
that it doesn't have sunglasses? That doesn't make it cool
to dance. Man, you gotta have swag, you know you
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you do the Heisman pose every game you score a touchdown.
You don't do that with Belichick, you know, with Belichick,
and get your ass kick. Guess what Dad's gonna send
you to get your ass kicked? Over going and putting
some sunglasses on and showing the watch primetime.
Speaker 2 (48:13):
Yeah, you're probably right. All right, we're gonna take a break.
We'll come back.
Speaker 4 (48:17):
Oh wait, no, do the thing, ad break ad break over.
Speaker 2 (48:24):
Dude, I don't know. This weekend is full of good football.
It is Army Navy. Oh my god, get ready.
Speaker 4 (48:31):
You had me set up for that, dude. I was like,
the tournaments started next weekend. But hey, Army wins, do
they not get a seat at the table. No, it's
already set.
Speaker 2 (48:44):
Man. Can we not get a thirteenth No we can't.
Now My question is how cool do you ever watch
the Army Navy game?
Speaker 4 (48:55):
Yeah? Usually usually when I was a single game better? Yes,
now that in futures. It doesn't affect any future, so
maybe I have it on the background if it's snowing.
Speaker 2 (49:03):
I mean, it's absolutely fantastic and so cool to watch,
Like I think the just the the pageantry. That's the word, right,
it's electrified. Great word it is. It's just so cool
to see.
Speaker 4 (49:16):
I mean, I've probably heard Brent Musburger say it eighteen times.
Who does it him? He's got one of the other.
Speaker 2 (49:21):
I don't know who does it?
Speaker 5 (49:22):
Man.
Speaker 2 (49:22):
I like the announcers. I get lost on who does
what game. I can't keep up with who's on what channel.
I don't know who does Sunday Night football, Monday night
football because I watched the Manning cast a lot. It's
up on Monday night. I guess it's a Akman.
Speaker 4 (49:36):
Eightman and Buck?
Speaker 2 (49:39):
Is it? Buck?
Speaker 4 (49:39):
Buck gets in there? Dude, No, Buck's in there? Bucks
with eight I think it's Trico and then it's Herbie
and uh that one dude on Thursday night. No, I
don't know.
Speaker 2 (49:52):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (49:53):
No, I think see. I think it's more tessatory on
the Army Navy game. Oh the pageant.
Speaker 2 (50:00):
These guys are gonna go serve our country. How are
you doing, sailor?
Speaker 4 (50:05):
We'll talk to him next, Okay, test they tesitory is
too much for me. I'm like it shut that man,
all right, let's let's just look at it. I'm I'm
so excited because it's fantasy football playoffs.
Speaker 2 (50:18):
I'm nervous. I don't know what the hell is gonna happen.
I am just praying I need to win this. I
need to win this week because I already got a
message from my opponent. I have a system. Said, all
that excitement of you barely squeaking in the playoffs, for
you to lose Week one of the playoffs.
Speaker 4 (50:36):
You probably will besides you and us, and aren't we
the two weakest teams in the playoffs probably? I mean,
I mean, guys, I want to I want to remain positive. Dude.
Have you seen who we got to play with? The
Chilanqua was Oh there, good dudude. They put up one
hundred and eighty without scary terry.
Speaker 2 (50:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (50:53):
Like, I just want justin to prepare could get beat
by one hundred.
Speaker 2 (50:57):
Yeah, here's an email. One. Absolutely love hearing you talk
about sneaking your way into the playoffs. I wasn't so lucky.
I'm over in batters Box Division, and let me tell
you that was rough. Despite being third highest scoring team
and the top scoring team three or four times this year,
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despite having drafted both Josh Allen and Saquon Barkley. I
finished in fifth place. Unfortunately, my strategy of naming my
team by did not result in tricking my opponents into
not setting a lineup. But the blame is not all
on the fantasy gods. If you go to the power
rankings on the website, there was a little stat called
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could have won. This is the amount of games that
you could have won had you started your optimal lineup.
I have four of those, the most in our division,
one of those being against your brother Battersbox, who I
finished four games behind. I had the team, I had
the roster. I did not perform, and because of that
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I am stepping down as head coach. However, despite being
mathematically eliminated, I did field the highest scoring team for
my final game, awaiting my twenty dollars Venmo. Andy lesak.
Speaker 4 (52:12):
Twenty dollars Venmo for the high Yeah fire.
Speaker 2 (52:14):
High point of the week. Hey, great email, Andy, great season.
And that is that that does suck the optimal lineup? Man,
optimal lineup?
Speaker 4 (52:23):
I said, this was an idea I had for the playoffs.
I said, the waiver wires been ravaged, there's no one left.
And then I said, these are the men on our
team that are gonna lead us. Could we be leading
and going into enemy lines potential friendly fire? Possibly? I
said we should drop everyone on our bench. We go
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in with our nine best men at tactic of honor, dignity,
and skag and Justin goes, that would be fucking epic
win with the with our best nine, our band of soldiers.
So what if we drop everybody on the bench. If
you're on your nene, I don't want you. You're off
the team. We only get a championship ring for our
starting nine, and then a guy gets hurt or.
Speaker 2 (53:11):
Dude, we can't pick anybody up. We have an unfilled rosters.
Speaker 4 (53:15):
Wi In.
Speaker 3 (53:18):
She wanted to be bold and brave.
Speaker 4 (53:20):
It was being a dumb as ad. Justin agreed with
He's like, that's genius. Fuck.
Speaker 2 (53:26):
Hey, hey, guys, my wife and I are huge fans
of the show and I love to listen at the
end of the day while cleaning up we're on road trips.
Her birthday is this Sunday, December eighth, and I would
really appreciate it if you could wish her a happy
birthday on the pod. Her name is Jessica and she's
in a beautiful person and a great lawyer. So much
so you reach broader audience than you realize. Thanks. That's
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from Wesley HBD. So happy birthday, Jessica the lawyer. I
mean we got lawyers listen. That's impressive. Thank you, Wesley.
We appreciate it. Jessica, you're a beautiful person and a
great lawyer.
Speaker 4 (53:59):
I broke down the NFL playoffs for you.
Speaker 2 (54:01):
Did you let me let me hear it?
Speaker 4 (54:03):
I told Kevin it's really a three horse race. It's
the Lions, the Chiefs, and maybe the Bills.
Speaker 2 (54:08):
Have you heard of the Eagles.
Speaker 4 (54:09):
The Eagles are gonna probably play the Commanders, which is
a very difficult first round game. I believe the Lions
are gonna have to go through the Tampa the Bays.
They're gonna have to go through Tampa Bay, They're gonna
have to go through Green Bay. I think Green Bay wins.
So Lions get through the Bays, they're into the championship.
Whereas the Chiefs, simple simple, what's gonna be tough. Here's
what really screws the AFC. If you think about it,
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you see the whole NFL. There's thirty teams, maybe thirty
two guys gets cut in half when you start the playoffs.
So now there's half those teams. Well, guess what, the
Chief's gonna buy another half and the Lion's gonna buy
another half.
Speaker 2 (54:41):
So there's really only about three or four teams left.
Speaker 4 (54:45):
And guess what those teams are gonna play each other?
The Chiefs and the Lions. They have to play each other,
if you guys, I wrap your heads around this. Almost
every team in the NFL is already cut out. So
who are the teams that are left. The Chiefs and
the Lions both play the lowest, the worst team in
the playoffs in the second round, so Lions are probably
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gonna play I like to think they're gonna play like
a pack you know, a Packers type of Green Bay
the Bays, whereas the Chiefs. It's gonna because what's screwing
it right now is that the Pittsburgh Steelers are doing awesome.
Because that means the Texans, who are gonna be a threat.
Speaker 2 (55:22):
The Texans suck. Hold on, the Texans suck.
Speaker 4 (55:24):
They're gonna have to play the Ravens, and so the
Ravens are gonna have to play the Texans, whereas the
Texans could kind of sneaky beat them, but the Texans
will be all petered out. The Ravens by them not
winning the division, are gonna have to go up against
like a Texans type squad. It really eliminates the Ravens.
The Bills kind of sneak in on the bottom of
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the bracket. They're a two seed. Bill's got an easy route.
Bill's got a really easy route. I really think it
ends up being the only game and the entire NFL
Playoffs as Chiefs and Bills.
Speaker 2 (55:55):
Bills may win it, man.
Speaker 4 (55:59):
Bills may win it, but it's a three horse race
right now, simply because all the teams get cut out.
Speaker 2 (56:05):
I'm very intrigued at your assumption that the Lions have
the one seed wrapped up. They've only lost one game
Chiefs too, but the Vikings have only lost two games
and the Eagles have only lost two games, So they
have two teams nipping at their heels for the number
one seed in that first round. By so, as great
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as the Lions have been, it's not over.
Speaker 4 (56:31):
Where's my picture there? It is, okay, But the Lions
have a if I they're the favorite right now to
have the least amount of losses. So as it looks
in Vegas. The Lions are the favorite. They're the favorite
even over the Chiefs, and the Chiefs are a different conference.
That said Lions are gonna be the one seed. And
with them the one seed, guys, Tampa Bay's a weird team.
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They're probably gonna knock out a Minnesota team commanders, good, bad, ugly.
Maybe they knock out the Eagles, and the path gets
even easier for teams like Detroit, whereas Kansas City all
because of Pittsburgh being good. Fucks it all up. Because
Houston's a four seed, they're the fourth best record of
the division winners, and so then they're gonna have to
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play the very next best team, whereas Baltimore should have
won the division. So then Houston ends up playing a
different team like a Chargers or Broncos. Dude, Houston now
has to play Baltimore. They're gonna beat the piss out
of each other. And then that team has to go
down and play the Bills, who got an easy one
against like the Broncos. The Bills will roll over the Broncos.
Speaker 2 (57:33):
And the Chiefs are all just laying in wait.
Speaker 4 (57:37):
I'm telling you, guys, this NFL playoffs, there's three teams.
There's three teams. Yeah, hang up and listen.
Speaker 2 (57:44):
I mean it's sad times in the NFL. I mean
the Cowboys down there in the big d with the
star on their helmet. I mean, it is so bad
that they're underdogs this week against the Carolina Panthers the
first time, the first time in over two years, the
Carolina Panthers have been favored in a football game. Worst
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team in the NFL, worst team in the NFL, the Titans.
Speaker 4 (58:12):
No, they have three wins. Raiders at two, Giants at two.
Speaker 2 (58:15):
Oh, Giants, I forgot about guys.
Speaker 4 (58:16):
It's kind of a smart bed because you can actually
get the Raider. The favorite to do it is the Giants.
But the Raiders are plus two to seventy five. Guys,
if they end equal. I'm telling you, sometimes these sites
will give you a win even if it's a tie.
So I would almost venture just do the Raiders. There's
a couple of games they definitely should lose. There's, you know,
the Giants, couple games they for sure should love.
Speaker 2 (58:37):
The Giants are gonna I mean, they're so bad, dude,
they are gonna get I'm gonna tell you this right now.
If you have Lamar Jackson on your fantasy team, or
you have Derek Henry on your fantasy team, you are
in such luck because they play the New York Football
Giants this weekend with Tommy Nevedo. They are going to win.
I get your beaches.
Speaker 4 (58:56):
Yeah, he's a new quarterback. They'recome to New Jersey, Tommas.
They're gonna win third eight to three. So when you
look at that line and you see, oh, minus sixteen,
you cannot lay sixteen points. You absolutely lay sixteen points
with this Baltimore Ravens team.
Speaker 2 (59:12):
If I mean, I'd be shocked. If they score a
field goal, it's gonna be an absolute massacre. And so
Dereck Henry he cut his hair. Lamar Jackson said he
likes wearing girls perfume. It's softer, it smells better. That
doesn't matter. They are going to win. Your fantasy team
(59:32):
is gonna score five thousand points, and you're gonna take
the freaking Ravens minus sixteen. Take it to the bank.
Speaker 4 (59:41):
And you said Lions possibly not getting the number one,
see truth, I mean that's possible. Another possibility, guys, The
Ravens aren't winning the division. The Steelers right now are
two games ahead in that factory. Yeah, dude, Ravens don't
make the playoffs. I mean, they're like one game away
from not making the playoffs, guys. So I'm not saying
they're losing this weekend, but if raven don't make it,
you're almost guaranteed, Jeeves and Milks, this is gonna be
(01:00:05):
the easiest, most predictable NFL playoffs.
Speaker 2 (01:00:07):
There's no chance and there's no chance they don't make it.
I mean, because you have the Dolphins are six and seven,
Chargers eight and five, Broncos eight and five. Those two
teams are in eight and five. Yeah, Chargers and Broncos
are in. Well, why not the Ravens they're eight and five,
so then they would be in as well because the
next closest team has six wins, so they have a
two game lead on the Dolphins.
Speaker 4 (01:00:28):
Okay, so never mind scratch that guy's Ravens are in.
Speaker 2 (01:00:31):
Yeah. I mean, I'm just telling you, but yeah, you
take the Ravens this weekend, you're gonna it's easy money.
And then the Washington Commanders going to New Orleans. No car,
I don't know who they're going with, Spencer Rattler or
Jake Hayn you.
Speaker 4 (01:00:45):
Said the commanders.
Speaker 2 (01:00:46):
Yeah, they're going to freaking New Orleans and Car is hurt.
Speaker 4 (01:00:51):
Who the fuck is car? You said the commanders.
Speaker 2 (01:00:55):
The commanders are going to New Orleans with no car?
Oh a seven and a half ticket to the bank.
Speaker 4 (01:01:03):
Got mixed up there, man, Yeah, take you to the bank.
Speaker 2 (01:01:06):
I mean, I don't know how else to tell you.
Speaker 4 (01:01:08):
That you going to uh Titans Bengals? Uh?
Speaker 2 (01:01:12):
Am, I gonna go to that game. Let me see
the weather man. Maybe I will, Maybe I'll take the boys.
Maybe I'll take the boys. Let's see what the weather
is on Sunday. Oh, Sunday, eighty percent chance of rain.
I'm out.
Speaker 4 (01:01:26):
I can tell you a ticket price.
Speaker 2 (01:01:28):
Yeah, yeah, eighty percent chance of rain. I'm out. That's
all I know.
Speaker 4 (01:01:35):
I mean, damn, my most searched for thing on game time,
Titans tickets.
Speaker 2 (01:01:40):
Huh, I'm bad.
Speaker 4 (01:01:42):
Sunday you can go for thirty five bucks. Not bad
convention though, you can go too. Yeah, takes still available,
sored losers dot com. I mean, do you want to
miss the happy hour Friday night at Eric Church's new bar.
Speaker 2 (01:01:54):
Have you been inside it? It's absolutely beautiful. We're going
to Chiefs. Are you are you are you gonna miss that?
I mean, do you want to see the beautiful Eric
Church is one of a kind. Nashville Bar.
Speaker 4 (01:02:07):
Hey, thank you, thank you for coming.
Speaker 2 (01:02:08):
Yeah, that's happy hour Friday night.
Speaker 4 (01:02:10):
Come on Springsteen dot com. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Speaker 1 (01:02:17):
We landed that.
Speaker 2 (01:02:19):
Oh we landed that. Dude. I thought you knew that.
Thought you knew that. Friday night, Friday Night.
Speaker 4 (01:02:26):
Jeefs Bar put it on my calendar.
Speaker 2 (01:02:28):
Yeah, I'll be there. I'll be there. You me drinking,
I'll be drinking.
Speaker 4 (01:02:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:02:36):
Oh man, you know who's gonna cover? They always cover
because the Chiefs can't can't do anything. The Browns. The
Browns at home against the Chiefs getting four points. Give
me the Browns plus four. Take it to the bank,
Take it to the bank. We're out. Have a good weekend,
sore Loosers dot Com.
Speaker 4 (01:02:55):
Anything you want to say right now, we're just kind
of laying in wait waiting for this college football to
start art. I got a future with Texans, I got
a future with Georgia.
Speaker 2 (01:03:06):
I got question. How good is I mean what we'll
talk about it. But Georgia without a quarterback.
Speaker 4 (01:03:10):
Man, they're gonna go a Stockholm. They got an easy
first round game, it'll be tough second round.
Speaker 2 (01:03:16):
Yeah, all right, I have a good weekend. Guys. We're
out of here, I really, I mean, I don't know
who doesn't want to go to Eric Church's bar. I mean,
why would you not want to go? It's freaking fantastic.
Have you been?
Speaker 4 (01:03:28):
It's awesome, dude, it's great, it's really great. You think
we can get some of the nation up in the pews.
There's a whole area of it where it's just church pews.
Speaker 2 (01:03:37):
That's what we're hoping that. That's what's where we're hoping
the happy hour is. I'm not sure which floor of
the happy hours on, but I know it's at Eric
the chiefs at chiefs man.
Speaker 4 (01:03:47):
Oh I said Georgia had an easy first game. They
get a bye.
Speaker 2 (01:03:50):
Yeah, that's a pretty easy first game. Man. Yeah, someone
just tag me in a post. Let's see what they said.
I need my prayer warriors to rally up. No, that's
not we're not reading that, all right? Sorry, Yeah, I'm
gonna go, man, I gotta piss