The Chiefs Are Champs, Lunchbox Is A Chump!

Lunchbox predicted the Chiefs wouldn't make the playoffs and the ended up winning the Super Bowl! Did the holding call ruin the Super Bowl? Does Patrick Mahomes now deserve to be a Top 3 QB of all time ranking? Does anyone know of the Kelce brothers? Jalen Hurts and the Eagles made one mistake and it cost them the Super Bowl. How much money did Lunchbox win on the Super Bowl? Congrats Chiefs Kingdom! 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Words. Brother. We really don't have to do anything in
this episode. Hey, do me a favorite. Just call him brother,
and then I'm gonna split. Did you guys have doctor's appointment? No?
Did you guys watch the game last night? One game? Yeah? Exactly, No, Coach,
I really didn't. I believe you, guy, And I did
not watch it on delay. I've been watching a lot
of games on delay lately because of the kids. Not
this time. You were a live live the whole time.

(00:22):
You went to Phoenix. No, no, I didn't get to
go to Phoenix. It's yeah, yeah, hey, Arnold, good to
have you back. Man. I thought you died in like me.
Oh you swam. You were a floater and that's how
you did it. Life jackets save lives, don't they? CPR too,

(00:44):
No pun intended. You can talk about CPR without cracking jokes.
I'm gonna do it live, Ah, the one to so loser?
Put that mike in your mouth? What up, everybody? I
am Uchbox. I know the most about sports. I'll get
the sports facts, my sports opinions because I'm pretty much

(01:05):
a sports genius. What's up, everyone, I'm Eddie and I
know the least about sports, But I'm your average sports fan,
your sports watcher. I don't know the who's who's and
I don't know the what's what's y'all, it's says and
I'm from the North. I'm an alpha male. West Side
Bays are married, happy couple. Guys have been analyzing the
audio in this room. It's inferior to the other studio.

(01:27):
It's inferior to the pop studios back in Austin, Texas.
These mikes don't do a lot of favors for our voices,
so it's better to stay close to them. It's better
to enunciate. But these mikes, there's something wrong with them.
There's not processors on them. Yeah, I told you my
mike said, do I sound better like that? Enunciate? Does
my mic sound tinny to you? Guys? Oh my god,

(01:49):
that is the dumbest joke. That a joke, he's he's
It's a validating inside joke with Eddie and only with Eddie. Guys,
did you watch the Super Bowl? Stop? Dude, are you
gonna hit the clip? What don't you have a clip
of something? I didn't get the script, but I just

(02:10):
got it. Here we go, hurts, you're gonna throw it
as far as there's a contaga which a short and
the Kansas City Chiefs have superb hell of a job,
Joe Buck. That was embarrassing. I mean like that was embarrassing.
But they didn't have anything. But I mean they did
better than the cowboy. No no, no, I no no.
I was about to say, I'd rather see Miles Sanders

(02:30):
or someone getting getting knocked down into their to their
butt oatmeal, get blowed up and throw it to their
punt returner. But like something in this case, you don't see, Sorry,
you don't ever see who stop. Okay, you don't ever
see who's downfield from the camera angles, right, You just
see jail and going back. You think in your mind,

(02:51):
oh my gosh, there's gotta be five someone open. All
the receivers are down there because there's only two linemen, right,
this is gonna be huge and there is no one there. Well,
you didn't get it to the people like it was
he think he could get it there. It was ten
yards short of anybody, like at least have someone run
out ten yards and then start throwing it around because

(03:11):
there was no one a two lineman and then people
fifty yards down the field. So just run ten yards
and then hope everybody just comes and blocks there. At
was that truly? Like how weak his arm was because
of his injury? Like was that the son? I think
that's how far he can throw it? Oh Man should
have given it to Boston Skott. I don't want to

(03:32):
be the guy. He should have had him over ten yards. Well,
Lunch mentioned him before the game. How a huge Boston
all of the freaking bench players on Fantasy Game, Well,
I mean, okay, he was down fifteen yards. Good job.
He was a threat in the passing game, Y tweeted
a lot nineteen and a a half yards. He was gonna

(03:53):
have it? Did you have it? Yeah, dude, Kenneth Gainewell,
get this. This is my bet. I told you I
wasn't bet in the game. I'm not trying to get
cute and be an expert. I said I was gonna
do a prop and usually I go against something. Was
just telling me Jalen hurts under fifty. I just didn't
like it under fifty Russian. Thank god he had You know,
he had a lot in the first half. What happened
in the second half? Where was he He stopped running?

(04:14):
He started throwing the ball. My bet real quick, Justin still, Justin,
hit me up, Justin, hit me up, Justin. I'll edit
that out. And he told me, hey, Kenneth Gainwell, there's
a stat for nineteen and a half and Boston Scott
there's a stat for nine and a half. It was
nine and a a half of ours when I bet it
was ten and he missed by eight. He got eight yards.

(04:36):
You know what that that's the difference of a boner
and a limp. I know, dude, I'm like one. But
Kenneth Gainwell had eighteen yards at the half finished what
I went to bed thinking it was a lock. I
woke up only one hit by a yard, So I
got some crazy bets that I hit. So I'm going

(04:56):
through the props again, like dude, literally thirty minutes before
the game. All right, what's going on? What do we
have here? What I found hit the goal post or
crossbars for plus four? I'm like, well, that is such
a I can't believe that's on there. But that's awesome.
I want I would almost expect you to be better
than plus four fifty, right, because it's so rare that
they hit the post. What if it was a double

(05:17):
doing doing? Probably double double your money because there's always
a prop that says how many made field goals, and
usually it's two point five, so there's gonna be that
is insane. It was only four. It should have been
plus one thousand. So I put a dollar on it.
Want it. I won that bet, and then this is
this is the one that hurt. So I had fifty
dollars on the actual game. I had fifty bucks on

(05:37):
the Eagles minus one and a half. Lost that, but
at the end of the game for five dollars, I
could have won fifty dollars if the game would have
ended in uh walk off field goal. So I'm like,
they're running out the clock. They're running out the clock.
Oh my goodness, I'm gonna get my fifty bucks back

(06:00):
here on the stupid five dollar bet. They kicked the
field goal. Further win, There're still eleven seconds left. That
is not a walk off, so no bet for me.
So the clock has to expire. It has to be
a game ending, which I did not realize. I was like,
oh you did. You won? They won on a one
and the last score was a field walk off, as
you hit it and you walk off and you don't

(06:20):
walk back on the field when you said it earlier,
you said game winning field goal. I didn't know it
had to be a walk off like. But it was
a great game. Yeah, fantastic game, highly entertaining, lived up
to the high, so much fun. And it's already starting
to depress me. You guys had family around you, right, yes?
Or did you guys do a party together not invite anybody? No?
Wat you and I had a party with invite, no coaches,

(06:45):
just just me and my family. Because it's starting to
sneak in to me, I'm starting to think Eddie had
other people and my family because I'm thinking, brother, I
think he watched it by himself. That's just a sneeze.
Said he was. He said he was going to because
he the stress. He doesn't like to be around people.
But when he does win the Super Bowl, he was
giving himself. He I hate to tell you, when he

(07:07):
comes in here, you're gonna hear him. He's horse like.
He has a little bit around because he's screaming and
yelling himself. Now my question is over under on merch
he had a thousand dollar up for some football. I'm
gonna go under, but barely because immediately when they want

(07:28):
and they started showing the commercials like the Chiefs have
won the Super Bowl, Get your merch. I was like,
Pitts is on that website right now buying I don't
know what whatever sweatshirts they were wearing on the podium
and whatever hats they were wearing. And here's the thing.
He can live his life anyway you want to. You
can only get one shot at it though. That's the thing,
that's the rule we've all agreed to in America. But

(07:50):
he I get a man cave. Throw all your stuff
up there, memorabilia, bats, old condoms, whatever you want. I
don't care. But Brothers standing into his living room, in
his common area, he has so much Chief stuff it's
overflowed into what I'm saying, a chick from the bar.
He's not banging, he's not pulling chicks from the bar.
So don't worry about that. But if you if she

(08:11):
wakes up in the Chief's kingdom, she's gonna think she's
in some well, she's under a Chief's blanket when she
wakes up. So it doesn't matter, brother, you laugh about
he's not gonna bring chicks at the bar. You know
where he scores big the golf course with older women
that car girls because not this one girl. One time
he got her number and everything and they were texting.

(08:32):
I hooked it up for him. How old was she they?
I mean, I didn't know brother was in his fifties?
Is he? She was probably around twenty five. But I'm
telling you, one time I saw him talked to older
like maybe seventy year old. I mean, dude, he could
have taken him both home that minute and they could
have had a threeing. Okay, everybody has their pocket. Was amazing.
I mean he was able to clock with the two

(08:54):
of the couple from uh yeah. But anyway back to
the game. What about it? Did you watch it? I've
watched every minute you did? Oh man, let me tell you,
I gotta watch every minute. Let me start with a
Stapleton uh national anthem? Well that was incredible. Did you cry?
Was crying? And you see hold on, let me take

(09:19):
my hand, gentlemen up. When they show Sirianni crying, tears
coming down his face, I'm like, oh my gosh, like
that is amazing. Not not only was the national anthem amazing,
but he's like, dude, I've only been with his team
for two freaking years and we're at the damn super Bowl. Dude,

(09:41):
I couldn't. They did a little story beforehand about how
he said, when I hear that national anthem is when
it's gonna hit me emotionally. And I don't know what
they were talking about, like if he had made a
promise to someone. It's it's like, you know, whenever you're
like in bed with your wife and you start crying,
like it's like that at it hits you at the
most random times, like when and he reads he's a cheeseburger,

(10:04):
don't don't Terry already made him feel like crap, you
put your hand on her moob or heart. I mean,
Terry Bradshaw's like, come over here, fat boy, Come on, hey,
waddle your ass over here. I mean, what the did
you hear him? He can get away with that though,
because he's maybe buddies, but come on, fat ass, because
I would allegedly, I mean, if I'm going on Bradshaw's history,

(10:28):
he may have had a couple of drinks, because when
I played something with him, he was hammered. So I
would say when I watched Terry Bradshaw, I always think, man,
I think he's had a few pops in the back.
Maybe you did, maybe because after you know, he sits
there the whole game. What's he doing? Did he just
say waddle or did he call him tat boy wattle?

(10:49):
Come on, waddle on over here? But maybe he could
a minute where you're trying to get it looks like
a raris what look like? Why if he was skinny
and he had that mustache, would he looked like a walrus? No?
Well no, because then he wouldn't look like exactly, come here,
fat boy, crazy dude. I mean, maybe he'll get pulled

(11:11):
like Joe Buck. I mean we got random ass announcer
Greg Olsen. I didn't crown him. I said he was decent.
I didn't know he's running the super Bowl. Yeah, that's
why gonna take his job. Guys, guys, there was no
one else to go to. Who else this Fox have?
Greg Olsen is good. That's what I say is I
don't know he was super Bowl. You thought he was
that good super Bowl? Yes, you loved his commentation to

(11:32):
enjoy him very much. I think he's very good, and
I like what he said once. It's not a holding off.
You asked me all then, Okay, I mean coach. No, no,
they had already called the holding, and he goes, man,
I just don't see it, Mike, what do you think
that was a holding? Greg? And see, here's the thing.
Was it technically holding? Yes? Did they call that all game? No?
Did you see did you see the close ups on

(11:54):
every cat? I swear to god, I saw the highlights.
Will you explain this to me because I don't know. Stupid,
it's stupid, it's wait, it's changed the game? Yes, well
tell me it changed the game because it was gonna
be fourth down, so the Chiefs we're gonna have to
kick a field goal. Then with almost two minutes left
on the clock, there was like one forties something left,
but the Eagles still had to march down. The Eagles
would have still had to march down, but since they

(12:15):
were gaming automatic first down, they were able to just
alright run out the clock. I honestly I haven't. People
have been arguing about it. I still haven't understood. So
that's exactly why. So then you give them eleven seconds
to score a field goal and it's like, okay, almost impossible,
and it was crazy. But it's just like it in
basketball game. You're not gonna call a foul in the
like Lebron got foul the final play the game. You

(12:36):
don't call that. Maybe that one you're in. You're in
two mindsets. There's two types of people. If it's a
penalty or a foul, you call it all the time,
or like, if you're one of those, Oh it's the
last two minutes, you really gotta swallow the whistle and
just let him play, and it has to be egregious.
I'm not swallowing any whistle. That's how that's usually the
mindset of people, like, oh, it's in the last two minutes.

(12:56):
I wouldn't have called that in the last two minutes.
But here's the thing that really, the ball was uncatchable.
It wasn't even close to him, So I don't care
if he slightly held him for half a second. There
you go. Do you know I wasn't catchable because he
held in. There's no way he knew that he held
him right when he threw it. Throw your whistle. He

(13:16):
threw the ball and then he saw the five on
the ground and Mahomes just starts pointing like he knows
what happened. He had no damn idea that that guy
got He got some Jordan treatment. Okay, it was that
means he's starting. It was technically holding, but you could
call holding like and then now are we learning? Is
Patty mahomes? Is he a little bit of the theatrics?
Because before, guys, when I went to bed, I thought

(13:38):
Henny was coming out to play the second That's what
it looked like. I I swear to God, Oh, Eagles
are gonna win by three touchdowns. I'm heading to bed.
I think I won the game well bad, heading to bed.
I wake up the Chiefs. One the Super Bowl, I
thought he died in half. Do you have a kid
that when he stubs his toe he cries bloody murder
and then like two seconds later he stops crying. Dude,
he was He was crawling like he was at the

(14:01):
Gulf War. That's what my homes look like. He looked
like his legs were about to be chopped off, both
of them. You know what, Just cut him off and
hurts too bad? Cut it off. The guys on the side,
the soccer players cut it off. Cut it off, and
then Bazer hits me with did they intentionally try to
hit his leg? How else would they have tackled him?

(14:22):
I'm trying to explain stuff to that. You tackle him, however,
you need to tackle, but you dive he's running, You
dive and you grab whatever's in front of That's how
I tried to explain it to her. You can't grab
his nuts, I don't think. I think you can. You
can grab if their hair is sticking out of the
back of her helmet, you're allowed to grab by the hair.
The soccer we do eddie, it's called touch the nuts. Oh.

(14:42):
I actually enjoy it when it happens. Whenever it's a
penalty kick, I always grab him both. No, but it was.
I don't know how many times do you call your
parents during the game. Um, I think I talked to
my brother and my dad at halftime. What about kids? Now?
I haven't talked to him he did. I mean, since
he didn't have a team in the fight, I didn't
feel like, you know, he was that emotional about it

(15:05):
when you watch, like, oh, that was a blatant hold.
I didn't even think twice about it. He's better a
better No, No, no, I didn't even think twice about it. Really,
I saw the penalty they call holding. Cool. I mean,
all right, let's keep going with the game, all right, jeez, win,
who cares. It's whenever you're trying. It's when you're trying
to root for a team, or you have money in

(15:25):
the game, when you're like, what the that's a that's
a Hey, when you're watching the game and you got
pizza and a beer, you're like, cool, it's a freaking
holding called cool? Call it. I don't know. I felt
like they didn't call penalties all games, which was awesome,
which means they played a clean game until then. No,
and then the biggest moment, they say, oh, you know what,
we're gonna change the We're gonna totally change it. We're

(15:47):
gonna throw the flag and get involved. You could call
holding on every play. There was no cause of illegal
contact down the field, you know what I mean. So
here's my thing. They can touch the receiver. He just
couldn't do the jersey tug. That's crazy. You know how
they're allowed to grow each other. But all he got
called for was a little jersey tug, which affects him.

(16:09):
But it was like such a cute little jersey tug.
I think there were two little tugs. Like I think
guys almost do that at bars when they're trying to
hit on a chick. Don't you kind of touch him
in the side? No, I don't. I never. That's not
how I did it. I don't know. You're you're creepy ways,
but that is not how I did it. No, you know,
I'd always go with the hair smell. But it took
all the drama out of the game. Every like drama
the entire game. And you could have and you could

(16:31):
have had drama the last minute and forty five, but
instead it was like, Nope, this game's over. And that's
why I went to bed. Always go to bed early.
But I mean, in the end, it weren't out for
me because I thought you told us Eagles. You're my
dad said Eagles. You said Eagles because I had that
eight five square, So I was sitting pretty let's go.

(16:53):
You were wrong about the Eagles. Yeah the Eagles lost. Yeah,
you were wrong about that. It was here's the thing.
Patrick Mahomes played a perfect game jen a incompletion. He
made one mistake and that was the difference in the game.
He made a mistake. He was getting tackled, he fumbled
the ball. That's the mistake. He got loose, he got
loose with the football. That's what happens when you're a

(17:14):
backup quarterback at Alabama make stuff like that. That was
interesting how they did the montage at the I was
at the beginning of the game when they showed to
like and they grabbed Hurts by the shoulders and know,
and he comes walking back in. They were trying to
hype up the game, and I was like, da hey,
my homes Yeah not perfect. Well let me look at
my notes again, and what the whatever. The Chiefs went

(17:36):
in at halftime and did Andy read genius. I mean,
I will never know what are you talking about. That's
what we hear. When bub comes in and does the thing,
that's probably exactly what he said. Sucked them all off. No,
but he switched some things. They switched things up on offense,
and all of a sudden, their wide receivers were wide
damn open. The two touchdowns they ran the look look, look, look, Hug.

(18:02):
I mean, look at this ball. It is nowhere close
to him and he's getting the Jordan right, he's seeing
the flag on the field. He's like, oh yeah, yeah, yea, yeah,
yeah yeah. He didn't know he was being held, Hug.
Why don't we just turn Collin Coward up, let him talk, fine,
but then call it all game. Well, you can't go back.
You have to if you screw up, if you let

(18:22):
me ask you this in life, if you screwed up
ten years ago, is there something you can do about that? Yeah?
Shoot somebody what That's what these people try to do
to cover up their problems. That's when they kill somebody. Okay,
you're talking. What's going on with that? It's gonna be
the longest trial in US history. It's still going on
three weeks later. Um, re re what did you guys like?

(18:46):
Re re wit? Wait, you're you're gonna jump from re read.
You're gonna not gonna finish talking about the game to
reread talking talking about the game. Coaches great back. I
think Jalen Hurts is here. I mean I think Jane
Hurts gonna be badass. He is a badass. But I
think we're gonna start looking him at him after this
year and being like, Wow, this is great. I mean, dude,
he is going to be a freaking amazing quarterback. Uh

(19:08):
My buddy called it in the first half. He's like, Yeah,
this kid ain't that great. He was about he's a
Bama fan. He was a backup talking about he's freaking
off homes seventy yards rushing. I mean, I don't know
what the one fumble that was this what's more perfect
than my homes? No, it's not the fumble is what?
That was the game? If he does it wasn't The

(19:31):
holding was the game? What was the game? The fumble
or the holding? You're capping if he doesn't fumble, No cat,
no cat? What was more important? The fumble or the holding?
Because you just got on here ten minutes ago and
told me the holding was the most pivotal moment of
this game. To me, it's that fumble. If he doesn't fumble,
they don't win the game. They are going in to

(19:51):
score right there, to score a touchdown to tide the game.
I love you now, everyone online, shut up about the
holding call. That was the pivotal moment. The fumble that
Jalen hurts. What you don't You don't agree, You don't
agree that that's what changed the game, dude, No, I
mean you gotta say later in the game usually, but
that fumble, they were in such control. They were. Here's

(20:12):
the thing. I thought the Eagles dominated that game, dominating
and then all of a sudden, I look up and
I'm like, holy shit, the Chiefs are winning by one score.
At the bar, I thought you were watching the whole time.
I just could not, Like they were just moving up
and down the field. They cutting. The Chiefs come out
in the second half, and it was just a totally
different game. Jalen Hurt stops running the ball. Hyatt the

(20:36):
receiver for Tennessee. Yeah he's supposed to be top, But
all of a sudden, the Chiefs wide receivers are wide open.
Who are you talking about? The Chiefs wide receivers were
wide open? That ju jus? I mean those in the
touchdowns they run the exact same play, just one time
on the right side, the time on the left side,

(20:56):
and guess what, both times the guys just standing in
the going that sky more play though, dude is like
unbelievable where he's opening on the left freaking Hopefully we
never have two brothers in the Super Bowl again. I mean,
good god, I know about their whole family. I don't
want to talk about. We followed mom from all the
way to the home, to the suite. Everything we've guys,
we understand the whole family dynamic, A good storyline. You

(21:20):
want to talk about the brothers after the break two
black quarterbacks. It's not about the brothers, it's about Damar
ham One. The guy almost dies for the game, right,
I mean tragic, tragic event. He recovers amazing story. What's
something that is amazing? What do you do for the guy?

(21:41):
Vire the NFL? You get them free tickets to super Bowl? Right? Hey, Damar,
come enjoy yourself. Come to the super Bowl. It's on us.
Have fun. Where do they sit him next to the
commissioner and Kelsey's mom. I would freaking kill someone if
you gave me free tickets of Super Bowl and I
gotta sit by those two the whole game. But that's
how they do it. It's your it's your it's And
when you guys did with Jara, you were his right

(22:02):
hand man for the day. You were his show around. No,
Jared said, hey, cool, it's good talking to you guys.
Enjoy the game, go have fun. He had to just
talk small talk to get yes, dude, Damar Hamlets sitting
there next to Kelsey's mom, Like okay, yeah, he couldn't
be with there with his friends, two kids, hunt It's
crazy and the two kids. You need those nachos? What
do you do? Hey, Roger, you know what I mean? Like,

(22:23):
you've never said anything to me before, but now some
of my best friends, this is awkward. All those people
that gave him CPR, they all got free tickets everything.
Justin was like, so you just give CPR now and
you get free tickets to the super Bowl. He's like,
I'm looking for people passing out on the streets now,
left and right. It's different. You save someone on national TV,
get a little bit more. Absolutely, yeah, it's a little
bit different level. And also actually nobody even knows there's
never mind, Hey, who are the hotties in the Chiefs organization? Dude?

(22:47):
That girl what the heiress? She's the one that owner's daughter. Hello,
so she's loaded and she's attractive. You need did you
need to investigate? Need to google this family? I mean,
we had a party in the clubhouse and I may
have looked away a couple of times. That must have
been what I did. Dude, let me see, Oh, Kansas

(23:11):
City Chiefs, and did you marry her? You get a
hottie and the Kansas City Chiefs. Just to tell you, guys,
because I know Pitts is gonna come in here a
mile a minute. The clubhouse party was a little bit
of a bust, so we did the squares thing. Her
name is Gracie Hunt. Lunch we had. We had a
hundred squares right, there's a hundred squares. Okay, you understand

(23:31):
the squares game. Shut the we understand this. And and
we had fifty residents and they get to put their
name on there twice. You don't want to know how
many times I we had to explain the squares gametimes.
Not one person had ever heard of the squares game.
I thought I was on Twilight Island. Oh no, what
what is that? Exactly? What? Oh? I got it squares

(23:53):
game when I was in tenth grade. Sixty year old guy? No, never,
what is that exactly? A sixty year dude? It was
some kids, Dad, it's the squares game. And then my
one but he's an Eagles fan. Hey, did you throw
your name on their squares board? What do you mean
the squares board? Oh my god, you're an Eagles fan,
which means you watch NFL football and you've never heard

(24:15):
of squares. I mean every girlfriend I've ever dated knows
the squares game through me on, let me see, No,
you did it. It's zero zero, it's the quarter is
not over, Oh my god. And we did just for
one free rent credit for the half and for the
whole game. But they were none of them understood it.
And so I go up to the board and it

(24:35):
was writing the names down. Who No, it was twenty four?
What was the score right before half? So he played squares?
He needs to know is was it? Hey? And the
square was empty for four or four And so I
started going around and we didn't have it filled out perfectly.

(24:56):
And I know, guys, don't know if anybody understands the
squares game, but you might want to go putcher. And
so they filled out I believe it was one in
four and they ended up hitting four and four because
the field goal got kicked, but the winning squares weren't
even filled out. That's what I dealt with. That. That
was my night. Well, I mean it was great because
when the Eagles go down the first drive and they
score six nothing, Eagles boom hundred dollars in your daddy's
pocket right here. How because I play a game one

(25:19):
of the squares plank No, it's called every score pays
every score pay so six nothing boom, you win seven
nothing pays? How much? What you win? Five dollars? One
hundred dollars? How he bet though total wrong side of
the game. But he goes, I want squares and I

(25:39):
won a game called planko. Let's do that. Let's do
the math here. How much was the square? So twenty
times ten? It's two two thousand? No, not ten times?
How many squares? Other hundred times ten? Okay, so twenty
times a hundred. Here we go. Here is what two thousand?
It has to be two? Go ahead, and they're gonna

(26:01):
pay out every score, every score? How many scores were there?
I mean, that's that's that seems like a lot of payoff.
There must have been a side pot that went to
that or something that. That seems like a lot of
payoff for two thousand dollars and for you to win,
how much do you win again? Maybe? And then I'm
also in another one. I guess it fluctuates less scores,

(26:22):
you would get paid more. Yes, my dad's bet loss.
Oh every bad wins. Sorry dad, your bat sucks every
Plat the hell is going on at your house? Dude?
DraftKings has the squares on there also, but you could
pick it, and they have different odds. Every square has
a different odds. That's interesting. Yeah, I like that. Did
you do that? I did it, but I didn't come over.

(26:44):
I'll take the two sevens. You don't get to pick.
It's random, buddy. The other one on two sevens, thank you.
The other one I'm in. Every second your score is it?
You get cents every second or minute? Second? You have
lost your damn mind. So I had the zero you

(27:05):
had six zero for what thirty seconds? No? No, that
one was just it hit so boom. You know that
we're talking game seconds. Yeah, So last night I had
eight five in that one. So that was eight five
for eight seconds. So I got two dollars plus four
hundred for hitting the final square? Boom? What is the
literal hell, coach? So that's five hundred bucks, right, guys.

(27:27):
And then I told you I needed Patrick Mahomes to
shine last night because the Sword Losers Facebook page they
had the Fantasy Football playoff special. Like, if you played
in their Facebook league for fantasy football and you made
the top two of your division, you got in the
Fantasy football bracket for four dollars and your boy one

(27:49):
first plass. You pick a lineup, hands one first place?
No I did, oh, you said, your boy coach, I
always wont or how sportscasters their angles are gonna be
I love your angle is overshadow that you were wrong
picking the game by being Plinko squares and fantasy. Well

(28:09):
you did a good job. You want a crap a
lot of money. You know how many people want in
the super Bowl? A ton of people. But here's the thing.
It's at the beginning of the playoffs. You pick a lineup.
You can pick any of the players that are in
the playoffs, and however long that player is in the lineup.
So the week one, you get one time the points.
Second week you get two times the points, three times,
four times get it. So the beginning of the playoffs,

(28:32):
my I said, the Niners and Chiefs are going to
the super Bowl. So I had all Niners and all Chiefs,
and so when the Chiefs went to the super Bowl,
I got four times of points every Chief's freaking point.
It was a lot. I hope you're in the black, though,
I still don't get colations to thousand pretty much two
thousand dollars. Last night, boys, what a night? Good night okay,

(28:54):
so yes, I was wrong on the Eagles. But it
was a coin flip game. It was just like we
said it was gonna be a I said, don't touch
a coin flip. I said, its probably gonna go it overtime.
I was pretty close to almost close. I mean, I
knew it was gonna be a walk off, and it
could have been overtime walk off field goal. It was.
It was a very entertaining. There's a lot of fun.
But you want to talk about re read didn't see

(29:15):
it because you're talking to your dad. No, that's when Sorry, kids,
I don't want you to see. That's how your mother
looked when you guys were in here. I was trying
to get dinner for the kids because I neglected him
the whole first half. All they had was keso and
I was like, oh bad, that's great. Yeah, and and
gawk that's all we had. And we got lobster rolls.

(29:36):
And I was like, here, kids, here's a frozen sausage.
Here's a frozen sausage. Didn't warm it up. I did
warm it up. Here's a slab of meat, a carnivore.
And I was like, all right, good, like cool, And
they were eating and I gave a piece of peanut
butter toast and I was like, I gotta go back.
And by that time, freaking halftime was over, so I

(29:56):
didn't see real rear. Do you see Reari? Yeah, I
watched the whole thing. Sound wasn't as up to speed
what it should have been. Well, the audio guy, I know,
that's what was ironic about it. There was also a
girl who does music for a career, and I said,
you and me an audio engineer, and our audio sucked.
We couldn't figure out how to do the up top
radio music that they usually play and turn that to
the TV. So the volume was on a hundred but

(30:17):
you're about a hundred yards away from it. Just sound
like your party was a bus. It would you looked
like a dumbass coming out of the store with all
the balloons and ship. But yeah, well that was I
was impressed the grocery stores allowed to sell the balloons
with the actual team logos and shift on it. Yeah,
they probably pay for that. And we actually had the
team that won the Super Bowl. There was Super Bowl
rings with the logo on it in the cupcakes. You got,

(30:38):
oh you got rings? Well I went to bed but
if your team one, you got to wear a ring.
That's cool. Cupcake all over your nuts. But yeah, the party,
what do you think? I mean, most people have plans
and stuff. So these are the people that are kind
of lazy, don't really want to go anywhere. Uh, they
probably have jobs. The next day we had three coolers
full of beer. About two got drank. So what do
you want? But yeah, re Re, I thought I thought

(31:00):
she was slow, to the point that I said, is
she pregnant? And I realized she is pregnan. She kept
grabbing her stomach and stuff, and she's like touching her stuff.
I mean she's touching. She's really pregnant, like about to
give birth. Yeah, not about to get I mean she's
not nine months pregnant. At the beginning was awesome. Oh
my gosh, she's a hundred feet in the air. All right,
what's next? Oh my gosh, she's still a hundred So

(31:23):
at the beginning though, she was tied down, right, she
was anchored down. When she went back up at the end,
she wasn't really And I'm like, dude, i'd be flipping
out of there. That's a little nerve racking. Yeah, I
mean you gotta Well, I'm glad that we put more
into the halftime show than the actual field because I
was torn to ship let me half. All they did

(31:44):
before the game was hype up this year old. How
much of this pre show did you watch? Yeah, he's
ninety years old, dude, He's sucked off every corn crop
in America. And this is master. This is his last
This was his last game, ninety four years old. He
was gonna retire. God almighty. They hided him about. Oh,

(32:07):
he takes care of the grass when the super boy
has been doing it for fifty years. He's amazing. He's
had sex with the grass before. But no one could
stay on their feet. Everybody was slipping and sliding. It
was like, okay, turf masters, this is awkward. Yeah, they
kept showing the old ninety four year old man. Everybody
on Twitter's ripping him, like, this guy sucks? What's he doing?
He should retire last year dude. Everyone was slipping. But

(32:31):
I mean, at ninety four years old, what ninety four
year old are you in charge of anything? Yeah, but
don't you just leave him in charge? Really, everyone knows
what to do, Like like if you're a construction worker
and the Foreman is like, hey, make sure you get
that the wood up. We already knows he was just overseeing.

(32:51):
It's just his title is just in title. He doesn't
really do correct. They know what they're doing. But I mean,
they shouldn't hype him U like that because everybody's going
and ripping him. But well, then don't blame the penalty,
blame the sod masks exactly because he was just holding
because he was falling. He was slipping down. Hey hey,
but but really they were saying that the Chiefs dealt

(33:13):
with that the earlier in the season when they played
the Cardinals, so they were a little more prepared than
the I didn't see. I didn't hear that Olsen was
saying that instead, And that's the good inside information, Olsen.
Instead of reports on the Kelsey's and their mom and
how they both were kids together, why not report on
the grass so that the teams no towar longer gleet.
That would be cool. I mean they did mention the

(33:35):
brother thing about five thousand times. Did you bet that proble? No?
But listen, though, what was the brod that they kissed
at the end of the year. The prop was, well,
they mentioned it more than like one and a half times,
or there weren't a lot of crazy props like that,
and like if they do, if there were, they weren't
on like draft Kings, right, they gotta go to some
side one. Good job to the camera guy. When Kelsey
one scored, you did the stinky leg. Kelsey two was

(33:57):
eating granola Barr, Thank you guys for the past, and
they said, one brother scores a touchdown, the other one
has a snack. We'll be back. Thanks, Olsen, would you
script that? I don't even know if it was Olson
that said that. I will tell you the other guy
for the wives though that don't really watch football, and
then just watch Super Bowl. That's that was a great

(34:17):
side note. Like my when I told my wife they
were brothers and I was like, really, that's so cool,
Like wow, I could well, that's just amazing. They're both brothers.
So like I get the storyline for US coach, we've
known that for years. Who who gives a crap? Right,
they're brothers. They're in the game together, rhond Antiqui, who
gives a crap? But like for women or people that
don't normally watch football, that's a big deal. It's a

(34:38):
cool side story. And I don't know if it was
just me, but was it louder than most Super Bowls? Yeah?
Because I turned mine up to a hundred. Yeah. I
can't speak to the volume. No, No, I felt like
there was a lot of fans of both teams for once.
Oh question about that when they do the national anthem
at the end, the end, the Home of the Chiefs,
that's all Chiefs fans. That's disrespectful, little classless. Yeah. Well

(35:00):
I loved a brother about that. I mean, should we
bring him in? Yes, yeah, I'm gonna head out. It
was good talking to you. We'll bring him in out
half of the breakak. All right, see you guys, don't leave.
Let's call him. Get you guys, just have fun with him,
do it all right, bubbs, I tell you what we

(35:21):
thought about clothes, And we were worried the first half.
Rib sales went down a little bit. We still had
her finger licking stuff and some of the hot stuff
and also the sticky and the honey ones. But anyways,
halftime came in, went and we just watched the second
half and we stayed open all night. We had people
getting barbecue even this morning early on. We're making some
egg biscuits. We had some over easy egg un Let's.

(35:41):
We had some eggs ben a dig with ribs. But yeah,
Bob's is so proud. We're gonna stay open as much
as we can. Uh we we we want to congratulate
Pitts and we want to tell Pitts and you have
a twenty dollar gift card next time you're in town
to come to Bob's. Congrats Pitts. Congrat Chiefs Kingdom, Congrats
the entire state. We're happy to stay open, Bobs happier

(36:03):
and help drunkarn ship and boyo, we hung over, but
guess what we got laid butts. We're always ready. Oh boys,
cluck cluck cluck. You'll make me hungry for some chicken. Ah.
I uh what, I'm just perma cheesing Brennan and I
discovered why my my I thought thinking about thinking about

(36:23):
this over the weekend, my my post or my pregame.
What was it when Andy Reid talks to the players
and you always tell me to do that? It sucked
the last time I was on, and the one before
that was decent, And I think I found out the reason.
So next time I'm gonna have to do a speech.
I need to bang because I had an energy drink
that day. So sorry to all my fans at my
postgame speech. Speaking of bang bub, could you hook me
up with Chelsea Hunt? What's your name? The Lamar Hunt's
daughter or whoever the hell the Hunt? Whatever Hunt is

(36:45):
still I think, God, you need to marry that chick,
bubb Nope, I'm not a bloodie, but um, you have
got I don't like um, but have you? You would
then the hottest girl in the world and you'd own
part of the Chiefs. Yeah, but hottest girl in the

(37:06):
world is best perspective, right. That's why Carlott has a
bunch of different colors, man, because some people like the
red ones, some people like the green ones, some people
like the six cylinder, some people like the board cylinders.
I have, so listen, I want to know first, right
before we go, how much did you spend on March
last night? Uh? No, I didn't. I didn't buy anything

(37:28):
last night. It was it was different the first time
they won the Super Bowl. I didn't know that was
ever gonna happen, and I hadn't decorated my office yet
with Chief stuff, so I wouldn't what you would consider overboard.
I would agree, but I was actually putting stuff on
the shelves, and you know, an overboard fan would build
another room. I'm done building. I did. I did it
off their first super Bowl. But I did buy something
like I did buy something this morning. Um, I bought

(37:49):
the same thing I bought when they won the first
Super Bowl, the autographed football from homes He was the
m v P. So I just got the actual duke football.
And how much? So? Uh, I spent two thousands Boom,
that hurts. That's that's under what we thought. I said
over under. It was interesting. I didn't think it was gonna.
I didn't want to spend that much money. But it's

(38:09):
just you work hard for the things you want in life,
and that's just something i'd like to have. So I mean,
good Lord to put put the opportunity to make the
money in my way at some point. I mean, I
just I didn't go crazy with everything else. You don't
have the money. Well, I do understand. We're radio people.
It's a different tax bracket for folks can be going
to stuff like I mean, I think you could have
gone to the super Bowl not for that, But I
mean that's my Super Bowl. I can't justify getting a

(38:31):
ticket to begin over in three hours. I'll just have
that football forever. It's but you'll have those memories if
you go. But anyway, I had memories on my couch
just you were a little horse this morning when you
came in. I was actually quiet in the first half, man,
because it was such a great football game. Like, um,
I was just nervous. I mean, it was everything I
thought it was gonna be. It's what you want. It's
gonna be fun to go back and watch it now

(38:51):
knowing the outcome, because it sucks when you watch it
and you're nervous, you know, because you're gonna rewatch it.
But yeah, how many times I don't think that time today.
It's just a busy work pay one of the gym then,
but I I want to sit down and watch it.
I thought it was an excellent excellently. I thought the
play calling was great. I thought the refs even I mean,
I know we'll get into the end thing, but it

(39:12):
was nice to see a game with I thought was
very well called. I didn't see a lot of flags,
which was nice to see. It's nice to see the
players play. I was rigged because Carl Cheffer. Cheffer's is
not the I don't think he has a lot of
love for the chiefs now the the ref Carl Scheffer's.
But um, did you want to get to the last play?

(39:32):
I was bummed that. I hope that's not the legacy
of the game. I hope they don't. I hate halftime.
What did you do? I mean you had to be
in a bad did you go for a walk, did
you slam? Did you watch Rihanna? Did you score score wise?
Or the Mahomes steel? Because both snapping off what you do? Know?
I thought I was I thought we were done seeing
Mahomes only because I don't think I was alone, and

(39:54):
that that grimace, the pain that he had coming off
the field, that he didn't even show that much pain
when he got the original injury. So was like, I
don't know how you're watching and I thought he was done.
You couldn't have talked me out of it. Watching his
face on the side, and I was like, well, Ship,
you wouldn't know his face. Yeah, yeah, Um, that wasn't
That wasn't good. So I was nervous. I mean, we've
got any But I'm like, I think he's done, he's

(40:14):
done anything. Um so to see him, to see him
come back when they showed the you know, after Rihanna
had done her performance. Did I cry when Patty came
back on the field. No, I cried during the national anthem.
I thought that was freaking amazing. By the way, that
was probably one of the cried I teared up. I
think what made me tear up was watching Sirianni tear

(40:35):
up when you see other people's emotions and invokes your emotions.
And I thought that performance by Stapleton was unreal. I
thought was awesome. I was the only one in the
clubhouse that stood up, and I thought a guy in
the corner kneeled for the anthem, but he was picking
up his doughnut that he dropped. Fair fair I had.
I had shout out krger. They were a buck forty
but they were green color, so it was it was
hard for me to buy him, but they were on clearance.
But the dreams of football fields. I did it, but

(40:57):
they were dressed it before. Were you at the house alone? No? Whoa,
oh what? No? The daughters came over my X. We
watched the game together. It was funny. We're kind of
like both superstitious. No, we went to the AF seen
the championship game together. We watched and she thing, we
got some jack stacks. Nope, did you porker? Um? No,

(41:19):
we got the It had ribs, it had pork, and
it had brisket, I think. And then we got to
have a peanut corn bread. Was damn good. Um. So
it was fun, just a little family deal. She came
over and watched it with the girls. Do you scream
at the tv? She was, Would you ever go as
far to break a TV? Like we see pans on TV? Um?

(41:40):
But I was. I was quiet because it's not a
place you want to be watching the game. I mean
the Eagles controlled, they controlled the clock, they controlled the
whole first half. I mean it was a tale of
two different halves. And you have Did you hit anybody? Um? Nope, Okay,
they'd not hit anybody. Hit that champagne. That's fun, you guys.
The video I did funny, funny stuff. Though I don't

(42:03):
know if I posted the video or not, but um,
why not the only live once I had my shirt off.
Who gives the hell? It was just so hot in there.
I took my shirt off at the end. Um, sitting
on No, that's just the god. There was people over there. No.
The thing was, she made a joke. It's been cold
in recent months. I thought I had my Eric said
on sixty eight, I have my heat set. Wasn't. Everybody

(42:24):
was bitching about hot. But that's why my shirt was.
I'll shade the video. I mean, I might post it.
It's not a big deal. But what was funny was
we chilled the chilled the champagne. So you started getting
a little cocky. No. No, Before the game, She's like,
it's a champage. Because I just gotta know my thing
in my office, I'm like, great, point might want to
be cold in case it wins. So I put it
in the freezer. I guess it doesn't have a ton
of alcohol in it, because the point is alcohol freezes.

(42:45):
Because I'll show you the video. I go to I take,
you know, I popped the thing off and it pops
and I go to take it looks like I'm just gussling.
It looks like I'm just going hard on this bottle
of champagne. And I handed back to her and she
kind of laughed, and I was like, it's frozen. Like
I didn't take any of that, So it's just as joke.
It's a funny video. You order, are champagne for this year? No,
whenever they win? Um, but put it in the refrigera,
not the freezer. I didn't know, but I thought alcohol

(43:06):
didn't freezin. Fireball doesn't freeze, doesn't freeze, but barrel freeze. Right,
A good point. So there's not enough alcohol in it
to do it. I'm just I'm not a champagne guy,
so I didn't. I didn't know that. But no, just
one of the little what point did you start thinking
we were gonna win this game? Um? I mean the
second half for us to get a touchdown drive and
then for them to take away the touchdown on Bolton second,

(43:27):
which I think is fair. I think either way. I
truly don't. What made me think that they might not
overturn it was that they called it a touchdown on
the field, but that that was taken away. Um when
they when they before that was taken away, I was like,
holy crap, because we're now we're in the LEADU. I
think that would give us twenty eight points and they
still had twenty four, I think because one and then
they took that touchdown away when I really thought that
it was possible and it kind of went away. But

(43:48):
when I thought we were gonna win is when was
it sky Moore that got the last touchdown? Yeah? Um,
wide open, wide open. I love those play calls. As
a defender, didn't the guy did nothing what he's supposed
to do because after they explain it, you know, they
watched him. He sees him moving, so then he starts
to move with him and then he just turns around
and he read. Is just a genius. Well he can

(44:09):
and he read. And Patrick Mahomes is a deadly combo.
It's a deadly combo. And m I mean, I don't
believe the enemy does ship. And I'm just I'm only
saying as a fan he's just offensive coordinate. I don't know.
I know what I'm saying that. I think he's offensive
coordinator in title, but I don't know does he really
call the plays? Let's be honest, if we're talking that,
does Patty get a little bit of liberty and what
gets called? You know, because didn't he have something to

(44:29):
do with the wasp? Remember in the first Super Bowl
they showed that video saxon Protestant Um. Yes, the I
just wonder because didn't he come over and say, hey,
can we don't do we have time to run the boss?
Like I wonder how much the offense. But I just
think Patrick Mahomes and Andy Reid is awesome. I mean amazing,
it was. It was incredible, great game. Now tell me

(44:50):
about the holding call. It was a hold or it
wouldn't have been called. I understand, I understand what gets
where money's the waters is. There's no doubt that that
kind of activity given we only see the one camera
that that master control guy gives us. But there is
not one single player in my opinion, that is not

(45:11):
doing that to an offensive player who is a target
for the ball from the quarterback, every single player. So
that's but but at the end, you can't use that
defense when you're saying that no matter no matter what
those hey circumstances are, is it or is it not?
The rule? We don't get to tell the ref when
to throw the flag. I think it's distasteful when the
end of the game ended that way for a Chiefs fan.

(45:33):
For me, of course, of course, going out of the
one Thank gosh smart. If if you're a fan of football,
you watched an awesome football game last night, regardless of you,
if you cared about either team, you got to see
a good football game. So if you don't care about
the Chiefs, with the Eagles, you are mad about the
play call because it's the third down. It's gonna cause
a field goal, and that takes the job absolutely because

(45:53):
the Eagles, and it takes another thirty probably another thirty minute,
if not an hour of football because more than likely
they're gonna kick a field goal, make it I doubt.
I mean, you never know a Syrian because I mean,
he's just a balls of ball guy. They may have
went for the touchdown, but when we started crying again,
more than likely you know he's gonna go for the
field goal. Then there's overtime. So as a football fan, yeah,
you're probably mad that they didn't let that go um,

(46:15):
But but I as a fan, I mean, when the
guy that got called for the flag even says, dude,
we're not even an hour after the game. He's not
crying sore sport in the locker room. He manned up
and said I tugged his jersey, you know what I mean,
And I mean, if you don't respect that kind of respect,
it was it was incredible. I just felt like, I
think they could call that on every play, and so
I felt like it was just a little like, oh, man,

(46:35):
come on, like if you're not gonna call it all game,
especially the level I'm not I'm not saying it wasn't
a hold. I'm not that guy. He was a hold.
It was always a hold on a scale of one
to ten. Hold it one, did you hear? And the
Super Bowl? And the Super Bowl? And then under two
minutes of the Super did you hear? They interviewed the
ref he said, I mean, and then I just felt

(46:59):
it just was like, oh, it deflated everything. And and
then all of a sudden, my homes sees the flag
come out and he's like, oh yeah, yeah, like he
saw the hole from the beginning. I don't know. I
do think he saw the hold from the beginning on,
because the guy's a mastermind and he knows where that
ball was going. And is it fair to say that
if he hadn't talked, I'm not saying the guy would
have caught the ball, but if he hadn't stopped his momentum,

(47:20):
Tony was gonna be in that ends or Schuster wasn't.
But yeah, but still Schuster still didn't even know where
the ball was. He was looking over here on the
ball was still the lat and he turned around. But
was it because you got to realize those guys are
so fast? I mean, is it just just just this much,
you know what? I'm any kind of any kind of
keeping them from going to the route, I don't know.
I mean, we can do if when then, But I'm

(47:42):
happy for you, Bob. I mean I couldn't believe it.
Patrick Mahomes is amazing. He's freaking amazing. The difference is
Patrick Mahomes Like that's it, Like he is the X factor.
He is just I don't know, he's amazing. This is
way outside the box. Don't laugh at me for thanking
you this. I'm just curious. The NFL is a big,
big machine big. It's not rigged. It's not a rig thing,

(48:03):
not at all that because this isn't just comes with
a rig theory. If absolutely, this has nothing to do
with conspiracy theories. It's just curiosity goes There's a lot,
there's a lot that goes into game planning for a game, right,
I mean, was it not hilarious when the YouTube commercial
comes on and they're advertising their residency in Las Vegas.
Is a balloon floating around the world? Is that something

(48:24):
they did last second? That's what it was. I mean,
did you guys not think that was hilarious? I didn't
understand the commercial bub like, so they just drew that
up last second and there I think they had that
going the whole time. It just happened to work. That's crazy.
Like I thought that was mind blowing. And I was watching.
I'm telling me that those balloons were on their way
to the Super Bowl for the YouTube promotion, but they

(48:45):
shot him down in Alaska. That's what I was like, Oh, man,
Like what else could it be? Did anybody change their
channel when I yelled at my because my kid would
have the people who haven't recorded it and paused, or
they you know, they want to go like maybe they
started the game ten minutes late because their food or something.
I mean, like, that's a big gass deal. I'd be

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pissed I couldn't find the clicker or I would have
stopped it. About the freaking chance they ran a commercials
and it's Super Bowl and then it goes through, Oh,
let's watch nature just like somebody grabbed the remote at home.
Your kids and grabbed the home button and it brings well,
I mean, if you're if you changed the channel, I'm not.
I wasn't the reaction of they show a commercial that
makes you grab the clicker and think somebody changed your channel.

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But the fact that we all got tricked ll the
only reason I didn't change the TV week sauce I
couldn't find the clicker. And my point was with the recordings,
if you weren't watching it live and you think and
you came back, you just missed everything. You're caught up now.
It was just because it's sort of like when they

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had the cockroach one a couple of years ago, when
there were cockroaches crawled on the screen and people were
hitting the cockroach and breaking their TVs. I yelled at
baby I was like, baby Box, what are you doing?
He was like, I didn't do it. He was like,
baby Box three must have done it. My question about
Patrick Mahomeson, I'm just curious. He's amazing. No, when he
got hurt, the grimace that he had. Is there is

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there any chess game? Is there any more to beating
an opponent than just that thirty yard wide football field
and the four downs that you get because to me,
I feel like he overplayed it for us to see
the performance of my homes in the second half, and
ten minutes before that, they show him on the sideline
throwing his helmet down like somebody had just kicked him
in the winkie Like I mean, bro was hurting on

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the sideline. I'm just wondering if because they got that
angle as a target, they say, hey, man, if somebody
get your ankle, it looks like you heard play that
ship to the max. I mean, how do you he didn't.
He didn't respond that hurt when he got the original injury.
So I'm just wondering, if you see my home scrambled,
does it make the coordinators go, oh shoot, we might
be right. I mean, I don't think it's I don't
think it's a bad plan. There's just there's so much

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to win in a football game. Do you think he
goes that deep? Do you think there's hay the first
time somebody grabs your ankle, act like you're hurt, like
a son of a gun, because dude, he was crying
on the sideline. And then he comes back in the
second half. I don't know, because the first drive of
the second half, you see, Okay, he's fine. Well, even
his teammates knew he wasn't out. The doctors never I'm like,
this is Patrick on. Nobody's freaking out. I'm not saying

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Henny's not the guy. That's not what I'm saying. He's
not the guy you want. Patrick mahomes Aint there. He
is the greatest in the game right now, and he's crying.
The doctors knew what they shot him up with. Yeah,
they knew they were going to shoot him up again
at halftime anyway, so they knew they were about ten
seconds away from shooting him up again, so they weren't
really were that concerned. But he's not gonna able to
sign your ball for at least two weeks, you know.

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Actually it's gonna be actually a lot quicker because he's
not gonna be able to do anything for two weeks,
so he's gonna be laid up with his ankle up.
I'm just gonna say this, if if the signature has
any kind of an angle to it, I've got it.
It's not like pen like he wrote it on top.
Will know if he was in bed righting because I've
got the fifty four autograph. I'm just saying, I just
I'm just letting all the fans know that we're not
gonna have a picture of this until after May. It

(51:59):
won't ship, you know. He see he needs some time
to party, hang out with Jackson Sterling in the pub.
Did you see Jackson dancing in the background of an
interview and they shoved him out of the way. And also,
can we get can we get somebody besides Bradshaw to
do the postgame interviews? I ain't hate one Terry Bradshaw,
but that was just awkward. He was he was like
asking Andy Reid if it was time to ride off
into the sunset. No, there was rumors about read retiring

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if he was they were saying, like leading up, they
were like, oh, is this it Brandy Reid? Could he
retire if he wins? Is this his last hurrah? And
he put that to rest in Nope, I'm coming back. Yeah.
And then I just I missed Jim nance I love
in those all moments I'd read of Jim dance, but
it was it was cool to see. I'm glad we won.
I hope that's not the I hope that's not what
everybody remembers. A silly flag. I hate the reps come

(52:43):
up in any of the game to watch. It seems
like they're hey, brother, and I got good news for you.
What's that The Chiefs are favored to win the next
Super Bowl? That's crazy? How many? How many? I forgot
to ask you, how many? How many yards to tyreecab
last night? Let me check? Didn't the Chiefs win the
Super I was trying to hey, I he got more
moneys at the beginning of the year. They didn't have
a Hey, he woke up a little hungover a day.

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I know he has more money. Bro Oh. Yeah, but
he's he's he's. But it goes to show there's a
lot of Hill jerseys with duct tape on the back
to say, but check up. I think they say Smith
Schuster he's nine. Broh, they have his number. I didn't
know what ten duct tape on the back. I I
thought it was very interesting. And I've always said a

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wide receiver doesn't make the difference on the team. But
Patrick Mahomes got better this year without Tyreek Hill because
he didn't just rely on him. There was more people
to cover. Unbelievableable, and I think hats off to Kelsey,
not because people not he always gets his But it's
I'm more just his route running, his ability to get
other guys open. I mean, he he's a major factor

(53:49):
on the football field, even if you're not throwing it
to him. Like the addition like he's so good, has
he done soon? And um no, he'll be a Chief forever.
And can I just say that Goddard dude for the
Eagles is a monster. He's good and hurt. Some of
the balls heat through it. Here's what's crazy. Look at
hurt stats last night. He was unlost one play. That's
when it comes down. That's when you know you've got

(54:09):
the best of the best playing each other. It's a
it's it's it's usually a one hiccup game. Who's gonna
hook up? And was going home with with crap on
their shirt? And just and just my homes just makes
the difference. He makes the difference. He makes the special
play that scramble everything. Can I just say that the wolf,
that bank robber guy, he bet the Chiefs too, He
bet that. I saw his betting slips. He bet Chiefs
to win the Super Bowl at the beginning of the year.

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And he bet my Homes to win the m VP
and he can't get any of that money because it
ain't he is. I just think it's a funny story
because he's in prison. They're they're gonna know. He's got out,
he built out, but he can't leave Oklahoma. I think
it's what I read. If whatever, we can't catch the ticket.
If what I read was true, he's a felon. But
that's gonna be a Netflix special. Mark my word, that's
way too crazy. Ship. All right, brother, let's wrap up
this chief season? Whoa whoa next? You want to say anything, Sliders,

(54:56):
porkers do it all in Kansas City. You want the fans.
I want to say uh to everybody who has fun
sending messages throughout the year and bubb this and go
Chiefs that, whether you're Chiefs fan or not. And thank
you to sort of illutination for bringing me up in
to be a part of this. It's fun. And um,
how do I say I told you so without saying
I told you so? Super Bowl fifty seven champions two

(55:19):
out of three ain't bad, as meat Loaf said, Patty
Mahomes is here to stay. I wouldn't call it a
dynasty yet, but but anything you want to put over
your head and say you're a champion of the NFL,
you're gonna have to do it, and you're gonna have
to park your bus in Kansas City to get it done,
because the bus runs through Kansas City. We've never played
a postseason game on the road. Patty Mahomes. The only
reason he lost the Super Bowl. He lost it because

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he was hurt and didn't have an offensive line. And
I'm excited for the years to come. We got we
got a hell of a lot of guys. Burrow, I
don't know. I just don't see the NFC. Maybe I
mean a f C stacked. The Chiefs are gonna be
in it a few more times, and I think we've
got to start us something. I think, uh, I think
Mahomes is about to be a villain when I'm broken
as ankle, and I can't wait till that ankles. We'll
see you in twelve months. Bob's Barbecue in nine months

(56:01):
will be closed because a lot of Chiefs fans pork
last night. There's gonna be a lot of baby's born.
Cluck cluck, cluck. Guys, make sure you get your ribs,
and bubb thank you. Very much for believing in the Chiefs,
even though Tyreek said he'd rather have McDonald So we
we'll stick to barbecue. Thanks and shout out right for
that Chief's balloon I saw in your cart walking out
of the grocery store. Dude, you're being raised right. But
God bless Bob. We had an Eagles one too, Buf,

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but we popped that one. But once we knew the
Chiefs one, we popped the Eagles one. Bubb Barbecue. We'll
be right back now the rest of the story. It's
time to get ready for XFL and USFL boys. And
he pull your pants down. Oh okay o speaking how

(56:47):
long we've been doing this retreat? I mean it's been
more Unfortunately he started today. Oh it did his actual one.
Oh he had to watch the Super Bowl? Yeah, okay.
I figured he didn't care about the Super Bowl. He
just worries about m vps. Do a lot of players
watch the Super Bowl? I think I would say most
of them. I don't think Kaffrey. McCaffrey was always like,
screw that, dude, I don't care what plays in Super Bowl.
I'm pretty sure he didn't watch it. He may say that,

(57:09):
but he probably watches it. Everybody watches it. Really yeah,
it was Do you see that picture of a flight?
Every TV was turned to the Super Bowl except for
one and it was on Hitch What what world is
that guy? Did you see? What happened with the Aggies?
Was it the Whoop? No? The New New Mexico State Aggies.

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They canceled their basketball season because earlier in the year
they were going on the road to have a game
and one of their guys gotten a shootout, like a
gun fight, and killed someone because he was going to
meet up with some chick and then some guys tried
to rob him. He shot and killed the guy. Was
me goes, no, me goes. But the Alabama guy did
was he was part of one too. So they getting

(57:53):
shover that, and the coach was like hiding the gun
all that whatever. Coach kept the gun. One of the
coaches a web in next to my chalkboard, and they
got on the bus and left town before they could
talk with police. It was crazy, crazy story. So now
it comes out their game on Friday or Saturday gets
postponed and now they have canceled the season because of

(58:15):
a hazing incident. We're three players held another player down
so we're pulled down his pants, was spanking his butt?
What what kind of hazing is that? You guys did
that to me last week? Like my question is like,
if you're gonna haze someone, make him drink, but who

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make him drinking? Make him drink you know something I
don't know, like a shot, five shots? But what I'm
saying is who sits around? Is like, hey, guys, you
know it's a funny hazing idea. We'll get me Eddie
Ray and listen, listen, we're gonna get Arnold. We're gonna
run over that, we're gonna pull his pants down and
we're gonna spank his ass and then we're gonna touches

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scrolled them like what what? What is that? Like? What? What?
What the hell is that? Maybe it progressed, Maybe it
was just give me a spanking, and then he thought,
why do you pull down his pants a spank? Like
what the well? You got the athletes to the taint,
which leads to the scroll. Let me tell you something.
You guys ever held me down, pulled my pants down,

(59:21):
slap me and grabbed my nuts, I would kick the
ship out of you guys. For the next month. Every
day I mean, how does that get out though? The kids?
Wouldn't you? Yeah? Camping? That guy basketball dude, that guy

(59:42):
definitely doesn't want to go camping. But I can say
it's crazy to me that that's the idea of hazing.
Is Hey, let's let's fondle his scrowed them? Like? Are
they all three? Like? Hey man, I really want to
touch you screwed them? Like, we'll do it as a hazing.
Isn't it pull his pants down and let me findle
this scroll? Like? How does that come up? Coach? You're
asking the two wrong. Dude, I don't know you're a
soccer guy. We never did that kind of haze? What

(01:00:04):
kind of hazy did the Green team do? Now? We
didn't do anything, but that's what I'm saying. I just
never your responsible yere man. We had to play the game, dog,
What did you guys do? Nothing? I just thought it
at you and Marvin and Mitchell do No, they didn't
talk to me, but I mean you we all did
the towel where you wrap around and slap each other
on the ass. But this is one step further than that,

(01:00:24):
a lot further. But we all did that in the
locker room, right, boys, I mean you m right. I
never did that. Never did that. Non't no, didn't do that.
You all shower with your dad? Right, not not didn't
do that. Man, Look over and see the guy next
to you, what he's working with and the jam locker.
See how you stack up? Oh man? All right, all

(01:00:46):
right man? Another good season, du I mean both bold
predictions of the Chiefs not making the playoffs. Didn't really
live up to the hype, didn't live up to the expectation,
and uh what we learned is bub lost. Tyreek Hill
was in the lowest of lows. It's stayed humble for
the most part. Chiefs were good during the season, great,
became better and better, but was right all along. They're amazing.

(01:01:06):
They won the Super Bowl. Patrick Mahomes is amazing, is amazing, amazing.
I remember that if you're a kid right now, you're
getting made fun of at school. Bob was made fun
of so hard when Tyreek Hill got traded and he
won the Super Bowl nine months later. Maybe I'm off
on the monthage, but but at the point you get
your point, it's sort of it just goes to show

(01:01:27):
that the receiver is not what not the key thing.
And I'm telling you right now, Tyreek Hill woke up
in South Beach not that happy today. He may have money.
I wonder what he if he guess was he had
some bad dreams last night? Melotone. It always helps me, Eddie.
What about you? You got somewhere to be Eddie. No, man,

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I'm looking at we're kind of fading. No, I'm just
just said by like ten minutes ago. I'm just gonna
see Tyreek Hill if he tweeted anything out and of
course the internet is not gonna work. Come on, but yeah, man,
that's okay, coach, keep going filibuster and you're doing great.
I need to get referee on my podcast. Something needs

(01:02:08):
to be cleared. Crazy how Deebo called bro trash and
they called a flag? What Deebo? He didn't tweet anything? Okay?
Here that was from three weeks ago. Yeah, all right,
well I guess he didn't really watch the Super Bowl. Alright,
chief fans, congratulations and everybody that won money like me,
don't need any responses on this, but say they came

(01:02:28):
out the Super Bowl Titan Stadium, shot off all the confetti, fireworks,
ship everywhere, people partying, and they leave town and it's
like Titans didn't win the Super Bowl? Is that how
the Cardinals feel? Party and their team sucks? Ass at
their stadium in their town, the biggest party on the
on the planet, and they're not invited at Do you

(01:02:49):
see the guy that lived right next to the stadium
last night? He was watching the TV the Super Bowl, Rhanna,
He's like, I might as well watch in person. He
opened his front door and he lives across the street
from the stadium, and they shot off the fire works.
Really probably terrible on game days, though, let's be real.
That's pretty cool. Though, that is pretty cool. But yes,
I mean that is pretty funny. Angle like your team sucks,

(01:03:09):
you get to host the Super Bowl, you aren't even
didn't even sniff the playoffs, and you're just like, wow,
everybody's having that much fun in my house? Or like Kyrie,
some player wants to go train today. Up, you can't.
We got shitty sod and a bunch of confetti we
gotta deal with. It's pretty cool. We the comfetti was
shaped with a Super Bowl trophy. Though that it's attention
to detail that's what matters. Yes, I'm actually speaking of

(01:03:31):
cleaning up. I think we will clean up the clubhouse. Oh,
I just love I mean, dude. We had wings, we
had pizza, we had chips, we had sauces cake be
dub wings. Yeah, oh yeah. We had Zingsang Asian Zingsang
so good. It was really really good. Had some hot ones.
It's probably a disaster down there, actually, right. Jason Kelsey
on the emotion emotions after the loss, Maybe we should

(01:03:53):
take that, he said, maybe it hasn't hit me hard.
I was a little emotional. I saw mom and dad trap.
I was not too emotional about I just like, fuck you, congratulations.
It's funny. It's pretty good, pretty good. Another story on
the Kelsey brothers. Awesome, yeah, great, then we can use
one more. They can go the way of the Dodo bird.
Did the other brother? What is he defensive? Okay, all right,

(01:04:21):
let's go, all right, goodbye everyone. So what happened with
the holding shut up?