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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Boys. But but I you whatever, Yeah, you know what
I mean? Guys gotta goad using nap Man, I'm tired.
What are you so tired? What did you do last night?
It was paparazzi everywhere? Man, Yeah, I was just filming
people backstage. It was great. A lot of it got
used on the show. Hey, oh man, I just got disconnected.
Oh that's too bad? All right? Yeah? Hey, does my
(00:27):
mic sound all right? M sounds kind of tim now quitty?
Oh boy, Arnold write that one for you, and I did.
I did meet a coacher last night, and I saw him.
He's one of the dudes that went to the convention.
It's like he broke my heart. Man, he broke my heart.
I don't even know if I could talk to you
right now. Wait, wait, which culture was it? Do you remember? Yeah? Man,
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of course I don't want to say his name, you know. Yeah,
I got an email. What's up, fellows? My name is
Reevus and I'm from Fresno. Just heard the pot where
Eddie announce he's leaving. Yeah, it kind of blows, and
I know the show isn't gonna be the same without him.
Since he's leaving, can we get someone on who knows
who knows, the what's what's and the who's who's. I'd
like to say, I'd like to suggest Kevin to replace him.
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I know he's on whistles, but he's in a good
he'd be a great addition to the show. Also, shout
out to my boy Russ and welcome back from Hawaii.
I hope you'll have a great rest of the week.
Go Dogs. That's from Jose Rivas. Hello, Brah, that's the
Bulldogs Fresno State. Baby. No, what do you know how
you guys get one vote in the presidential election? Yeah,
when it comes to the the sore losers, you don't even
get one vote. We're like China, no vote. But here's
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the deal, dude, you bring a dude that no sports
in this thing. I mean, here we go argue city
with this guy. All right, I'm gonna do it live, Arnold.
You want to come over here and do it with me?
All right, we're all gonna say it together, even you.
I'll let you do it this time. We oh the one, two, three,
So losers Arnolds up, everybody. I'm lunchbox. I know the
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most about sports, so I'll give you the sports facts.
My sports opinions because I'm pretty much a sports genius.
What's up, everyone, I'm Eddie and I know the least
about sports. But I'm your average sports fan, your sports watcher.
But I don't know the who's who's or the what's what's.
It all started when a dumbass met another dumbass, and
they met another dumbass, and that's where it became the dumbass. Y'all,
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it is Seison. I'm from the North. I'm an alpha male.
I had to alter that button. We now have three
no longer have three dumbasses, guys over to you. I
lost the perfect game. Hey, Ray, can I ask you
a question? Yes, when I, you know, announced my resignation,
did it spark any ideas in your head to maybe
do the same, Like did you go home, coacher? And
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like it is good that you did. And I will
say this on a deeper level, this may be too
deep for our tugboater. If this is about to get
a little too deep for our lawyers and attorneys the firm,
all you people there in South Carolina, Hampton, South Carolina,
about our engineers South the one guy wanted you to
get a train whistle for the all my land on
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the Savannah, Georgia and truck drivers. When Eddie's brought it
up that that is when you get pushback. So Lunch
originally wants us to have five episodes a week. Correct.
Did we not tell him that was too much? Yes? Okay,
did he listen? No? But then he finally went to three.
No no no, no, no, no, no, no, I made the mistake. No, no,
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this is what I made the mistake of. In the beginning.
I was like, we should do five days a week.
In the beginning to get everyone, to get everyone excited
about the podcast. Bad Decision said, you said, no, this
podcast needs to be five days a week, an hour
long each episode. And we're like, dude, that I mean
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that you're trying to kill us happen, and so we
moved it to three. That was the pushback we got,
whose idea yours and mine? I think everybody. Then Lunch
agreed to it. And then even at three and then
the conventions every year, it still seems like too much.
With a fifty hour a week job, adding an additional
fifteen hours a week onto that. I have four kids,
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you have twenty four kids. You have a cat. I
have a dog. Because remember when you're dead. It's not
how much you worked, it's how much you lived. Man.
Hell yeah, man. And the push back we got was
Eddie's quitting. It had to take this massive pushback for
people to finally listen. And I'll hang up and listen.
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So that made any sense. I wanted you to make
a point there, coach, but you nothing ever came. Acted
like you were gonna get deep, and you really just
went in the shallow water and drown in the shallow wall. Coach.
Did you ever go home, make a little my tie,
watch the sun go down and think maybe, like, hey,
maybe I'm next. He has no idea how to make
a my tie? Oh if if it was just lunch
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the show was developed, have guys talking back banter if
you will. But he's done episodes where it's just him
calling cowhert style. How did that go? Beloved? It? Not
very well? No, he's not good at responding to his
own question. Okay, let's fox, here we go. What do
you rather? That's a great question, that's a tough one.
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I am good at responding to my own questions. I
don't think I would take a long time to get
better at it. I would hate to do that that
is not what I want to do. Could you argue
with yourself? I probably could argue with myself if you
want to hear me argue with myself right now too,
because the Bear situation has me all up in arms
with them having the number one overall pick arms dealer,
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because all this talk is, oh, they need to trade
Justin Fields and draft one of these quarterbacks, and I thought,
that is the stupidest thing I've ever heard, because we
have Justin Fields. Do I know if he's a franchise quarterback. No,
I have no idea. But what you are going to
get for that number one overall pick, You're gonna get
a haul of draft picks. So you trade out of
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that spot. Let them take Bryce Young or Will Levis
or this kJ Jefferson or CJ. Stroud or a hooker
or whoever they want at number one. There's a hooker outside,
oh right now, And you take Justin Fields and see
if he's what you want him to be. And if
he's not, this year, you suck again and next year
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whoever you trade with there. I'm fine with sucking. No, No,
I like sucking. The Bears can suck again. Fine, maybe
we get the overall number one draft pick from US
or we get it from the team we trade with,
because if they're trading up to get their quarterback, they're
probably gonna struggle in the first year and they're not
gonna be very good again. So you didn't like having
a team do where you just look at the season.
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You're like, I'm not gonna watch any games, but it's okay,
in five years, we're gonna be good because Eddie's the
opposite super Bowl every year. I mean, I would say
in the middle of the road with the Titans, I'm
excited for playoffs. Then we fail first past of the
game interception. You're about eight weeks and you stopped watching,
and then I watch them all, bet them all? Right,
But then Lunch is totally negative. He doesn't watch any
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of the game. He's viewsed it as a three year
plan where you think you can win every year, correct, right,
like right now the Bears are not built to win.
So how many Bears games did you watch? And it's
in their entirety last season? One? There you go, I
watched another on math stream. How are you a fan
of a team when you're only watching one game hoping
that in three years they're gonna be good. Well, part
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of the reason is I didn't have access to their
games because they're not on the TV. They're all on websites.
I'm not I'm not going to the shady websites. Now
that the ticket is going to Apple TV, it'll be
a lot easier to access because are you going to
get it? I will get it? Is that coming up
this next season? Yeah? Yes, this next season. So here's
the thing with the Bears. You have Justin Fields for
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three and more years, So you let him play this
year and you see if he's the franchise quarterback. Because
if you trade him right now, people know you're gonna
draft a quarterback number one overall. So you're not gonna
get much for him. What are they gonna give you
a second round pick? That's not good enough. You need
a couple of first round picks, a couple of second
round picks, and let someone come up to the number
one spot. Then let the Bears. If Justin Field sucks,
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that's fine, we get the number one draft pick next year.
Seum tanking Caleb Williams. You want Caleb Williams out of
USC this dude, have you seen him play? Yes? How
many times, ten, ten, ten times, because he played in Oklahoma,
then he played at USC. The dude is awesome. He's magical.
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He is the number one pick next year, and that
is why you need to get draft picks this year.
Stored up trade the number one pick because none of
these guys are Caleb Williams. None of these guys that
are coming out this year are as good as Caleb Williams.
So we save those draft picks and next year when
we need to trade up for Caleb Williams the number
one overall pick, we can do it. That's when you
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kick Justin Fields to the curb. But then Justin Field
says something on a podcast that makes me sound like him,
sound like a little bit. Well, go listen to that way,
this one. This is cool. Yeah, what's it called? I
don't yeah, no, hey, that's a good one. I do
not know what the podcast is called. I'm not Ballerini
was on CALLR Daddy. But have you listened to that episode? Yeah,
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you guys need to listen to that right now. No, don't,
now that you're leaving, don't promote other podcasts. Thank you.
So he went on a podcast and he was not
man I don't know what's gonna happen in Chicago, but
I hope we get a dome. Excuse me, you know
he dome means other stuff. Yeah, Like up one time
I was smoking weed with these two twins and they
were like, when we gonna take you to the dome? Yeah,
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And I was hanging out with U. I believe it
was a couple players on at the golf course, and
he's like, I gotta get some dome. Bro. No, that's
probably the same thing. He said, What the hell is
that you're getting dome? Okay by a horse? That's not
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what the twins told me. Dude, biodome, Dude, d oh,
that's my Then give me more dome. Then Justin Fields
continues to talk about how man, it's really hard to
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play in the cold. I just feel slower. I'm tight,
I can't stay loose. It's hard to throw the ball
in the cold. Done research? How does he do in
warmer class? Listen, man, you are the quarterback of the
Chicago Bears. The cold is supposed to help you. Those
other teams that are coming from Miami and stuff, they're
supposed to be like God, they don't care about anything.
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They don't think this is cold. This sucks. Now they
know that you're a little bitch and you're over there like,
oh it's cold, I can't stay warm, so that you
don't have any advantage. You're supposed to thrive in the
cold and be like, you know what, no sleeves, look
at me. I'm a badass. This cold doesn't affect me.
It's mental warfare on the opponent. And you just sat
here on a podcast in the offseason and let them
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know that you are not as tough as you need
to be to play in Chicago. The Bears are online
one not anymore. They just hung up. Also, we're hearing,
like I've said it before, because of these podcasts in
the Internet and TV and radio and podcasting, guys, there's
a lot more audio out there about these players. Cam Johnson,
who's the guy from the Phoenix Suns. Cam, he was
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traded to Brooklyn. Cam Johnson, he was talking about the traffic.
He said, it takes an hour no in New York. Oh,
how it's much more intense in New York and frezzi
than frantic to try and get places. So he was
telling me how busy the streets are in New York.
Did we learn that from Jordan in the Bulls era.
I didn't learn anything about Jordan, but now you're learning
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all these idiosyncrasies of these players that we never knew before.
Cam Johnson hates traffic, pat Justin Fields just then Justin
he hates cold. I saw a cool TikTok video of
Joe Montana talking about how he used to call his
wife from the sideline phone. I saw that. That was great.
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He said, yeah. He's like, you know, I used the
phones all the time and talk to the coordinator offensive coordinator,
and I was like, I wonder if this will dial out.
So he hits nine and it's like, got a dial tone.
So he tried his wife and she thick. She's like,
what are you doing on the sidelines? Want to see
the phone work? It looks like I'm talking about plays.
It's calling. It looks like he's talking the offensive coordinator,
but he's calling his wife, calling his friends from the
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song like a different city. Is it great? Dude? You
know when they got that phone bill, Huh what that hell?
He called San Francis somebody in the middle to ring
the game. That's awesome. I would really like to know
if that is it true? It has to be. It
doesn't have to be with him, not an in house
phone line. It's just as easy to roll a truck
and get a phone line put in and you can
do long distance. And did you not see the video
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Joe was telling the story and then his wife would
come and be like, it's crazy. I'd be like, what
are you doing? Why would they both lie to us?
I'm gonna do that with my wife. Do people lie
on TikTok? Both? Yes, kids lie on TikTok. That's Joe
Montana and Jennifer Montana. Why would have they have no
reason to correct. It's a great story. But I do like,
I like, but you do get a lot more insight.
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These players go on all these random podcasts now and
they took biggest and they talk about random stuff. But
justin fields, you have to act tougher than that. If
you want to be the quarterback in Chicago, you got
to act tough. The cold doesn't bother you, tears of
the Midwest. You can't say, oh, I'm on the sideline
freezing and I just want it to be warmer. I
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want a dome. No dude like you. But but is
he saying that? Were they talking about a dome. Who
they need a new stadium? Were the Titans talking about? Wow,
most places are going to be domes. Is that the
construction on Broadway the dome? That's what he's That's the
telephone line into the stadium, lunchbox, that's what he's saying.
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He's saying, guys, let's get with the times. We need
to build a dome so everyone can play in the
warm weather. Everyone one needs to play in the warm
weather the days of snow and Buffalo, get rid of
that crap. It's so much fun to watch, it's so
much fun to watch, and it's an advantage for the
home teams. Fun is it? When the Bills got domed,
they played another in the dome. Here, here's the deal.
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If you go if a Miami team comes up from
Miami where it's seventy five degrees, you're so dumb. You
realize people that live in the cold weather, they used
to live in the warm weather. Or maybe they move
private jet. It's not like everyone that plays for the
Buffalo Bills grew up in the snow. Coach you think
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James Cook grew up in the snow. He didn't. Do
you think your body gets used to where you live,
not in a year, not in a season. You think
Tyree lays out on South Beach? Are you are you
used to the cold weather? I am a lot more
used to throw a snowball at me. You're lying and
I'll hang up and list. When it was forty five
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degrees when we moved here. When it was forty five
degree when we moved here, I would not go outside.
It was the temperature. Now, when it's forty five degrees,
I will go play around to golf. It wasn't forty five.
I'm not saying the day we moved it was forty five.
Until you moved it was twenty seven. I remember. What
I'm saying is if it was forty five degrees, I
thought that was freezing, and you can't go outside. Now
if it's forty five degrees, I will call you and
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say let's go play golf. It's been ten years, so
you get used to it. But what I'm saying is
your body. You are practicing in seventy five degree weather
all week down in Miami. So Tom Brady grew up
in California, where it's not cold, moved to New England
where you're seeing cold and he dominated as soon as
he got called. Aaron Rodgers grew up in cal Thank
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you vacation in Hawaii, but lives in Green Bay. Did
you ever hear Aaron Rodgers complain about the cold? Do
you ever hear Tom Brady complain about the cold? Did
Aaron Rodgers ever come out of his dark retreat? I
bet it's cold in there. But do you ever hear them?
Do you hear Joe Burrow or Josh Allen complaining that
it's two cold? And that's my point. No, you don't.
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You know why because they man up and they play
and they that's an advantage. When a Miami team comes
from Miami to Buffalo and it's twenty degrees when they
just left seventy five degree, their body goes into shock.
It's a big advantage advantage. Vue I interviewed Mac Brown
one time and he said, when we play in colder climates,
I make the dome freezing cold in there, kind of
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like our studio. They turn the a C up, They
bring in these fans with ice on him, and they
blow it in there and it's freaking twenty degrees in there.
That's how they prepare for yeh blown during practice. Yeah,
that's one way to prepare. All I am saying is
Justin Fields. It made me a little sad to hear
him sound like such a bitch, but I still love him.
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Now I don't love him. I don't even know if
he's a good enough, if he can throw the ball
good enough to be our franchise quarterback. I don't know
he can run them. He runs really great, he's amazing running.
His arm looks amazing, but he misses a lot of
one his lefters right, what arm right? Aren't wob is
calling goods? So I just said I want reservations. No, No,
I don't want reservations. What I'm saying is we do
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not need to give up on Justin Fields yet. We
need to give him one more year because we can
suck this year. If he's not good, we moved to
Caleb Williams next year. Get the draft picks. Do not
trade that pick. Do not trade Justin Fields and take
a quarterback number one. Please trade the pick. That is
what I'm saying. Is the draft coming up? Why did
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we lead with that? That's a great question. What I mean,
what we have basketball right now? Right? No, they're in
a little Hibernation. You have XFL right now. College True,
we're still trying to figure out who's gonna win the
damn thing. I'm not watching XFL Coats. You're not watching
that crap. I'm not either, even though they have a
cool thing. We're on fourth down. If you don't get it,
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then you can go for fourth and is it fifteen
on your own twenty five? No, the NFL needs to
da if you want to do an onsite kick, that's
what they don't have an onside kick. You can go
for it for four fifteen from your own twenty five.
Do they not kick field goals? There's no extra points?
I don't know if there's field goal there should go
play in that league the Cowboys kicker leave him alone, Maher. Yeah,
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well he wouldn't have a job. I don't have to kick.
Could you do Overton's podcast? I did do Overton's podcast.
Are you quitting us? No, there's no us. There is
there is US until you leave. But college basketball, one
of your teams that you think is gonna win it
all is in deep trouble Alabama, And I'm gonna talk
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about it after Alabama. Alabama? Yeah, dude. The big radio
shows when they come back from break, they have like
a little thing like that. Alabama, we should have music.
Did you see the listening to Sore Losers Sports? That's
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what they sound like. I don't know what is going
to happen at Alabama, but Alabama what came out yesterday
is gonna change the course of their season. I don't
know what is they have to suspend. Oh oh, I
saw you're talking about this. Yes, he's not on the
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team anymore. Well, the plot thickens. I got to cry music, Yeah,
do you do? You know what happened? Now? Come on? Okay,
So I guess about a month ago, maybe a month
and a half. I don't know exact dates, but there
was an Alabama basketball player that was arrested for murder.
Him and another guy shot into a car. A woman
was killed, and that's all we knew. So he gets
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kicked off the team. He's in jail. That dude's gone.
He's gone, and I will let me, let me get
the let me get the names of everybody, so we
get it right. I mean, well, I mean I just so,
because I'm gonna put your right hand, No, I'm not
gonna raise my right hand, your hand on the Bible.
No do you do you? Jason Gibbles swear to tell
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the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth,
and is heaven God? Yes? So they proceed, all right.
So back on January fifteenth, that Miles, who was on
the team, Darius Darius Miles, was arrested for murder. This
is the dude you're talking about. Yeah, he gets kicked
off the team. What happened is there was some altercation
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down in their bar district. Girl gets shot, she dies.
They shot into a car. You said, yes, And now
it came out yesterday in some court testimony that is
going on that Brandon Miller, who is their stud freshman
second leading scorer, Oh currently, because the other guy didn't
really play right, Oh, I hope you did in future
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bet is the one that provided the gun in the shooting.
So Darius Miles texted and said, hey, bring me your
gun and told him where they were at, and so
he brought him the gun and said there's one in
the head like it's ready to fire. And then the
girl gets killed and the coach comes out and says, yeah,
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we knew about It's just a I mean, I feel
bad for Brandon Miller. Just wrong place, wrong time. No,
no, no no, you knew about the players carrying you, about
all that. A like after it happened, he's like, yeah,
just wrong place, wrong time for Brandon Miller. No, no no, no,
Brandon Miller was not wrong place, wrong time, Brandon. Brandon
Miller brought his gun loaded to someone who said, hey,
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I need you to bring me the gun. What did
he think he was gonna use that gun for? Does
that lead to jail time? So far they're not charging
Brandon Miller. But why are they not charging Brandon Miller?
He okay, okay, okay, stop, we're not the courts, but
but you are the athletic director at Alabama. Brandon Miller's gone.
You have to get rid of him. The other guy's
obviously already. Oh well, he's done, he's done jail. Darius
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Miles is in jail like he's boom, he's gone. I
think you can make a separate charge for the other guy,
Brandon Brandon Mill. He's one of the top five players
in college basketball. They say you'd be top ten NBA pick,
But as far as playing basketball this season, you're done
because you have to go deal with this and they
can prove the text message. You can delete them, but
they can still find text messages. That's why the text messages.
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That's how they know it. Did you know that because
you delete ears? Did you know that we can always
recover this? That's fine, I just do it so I
know I read them. But what his angle is? Oh,
I didn't know he was going to use it. I
thought he's going to a gun range. That's his angle.
That's why you brought it to him at like midnight. No,
you could just be like, I don't know, they're shooting
a movie. Maybe I don't know, but the text incriminating
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put him behind bars. I mean when he says there's
one in the head, like that's letting him know, how
do you time out? How do you know that translate
to one in the chamber. That's what they said. Everybody
knows that one in the head, one in the eddie.
That hell, he said he texted him asking for a weapon,
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and he brought it to the teammate and the coach says,
wrong place, wrong time. I mean that coach sounds like
an idiot. Four in the cock eddie, what's not what
it's called? Dude? Like, ah, what you have to He's
done he has to be like if you I mean, look,
he's not necessarily done with basketball, but he has to
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be done this season. They need to figure this out,
the the crime whatever, the court system needs to figure
out what they're gonna do with him, because but so
far the court system is not charging him, but they
will charge. It is up to the athletic department, the
coach if they're gonna do anything to that player. When
does Alabama play? And is the player playing? I would
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say immediately has to be. And and in the shooting
that guy Miller that he brought the gun his car.
Guy two bullets in the windshield, his windshield. So he
was there when the shooting happened. Yes, so it happened
really quickly after he brought him the gun. Like it's
not like this happened days later. Dickens Alabama plays tonight
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in the low Country, South Carolina. Oh, I down in Choston.
I'm curious if he plays tonight. He shouldn't. No, No,
he's not. Guys, there's no way. Oh, but I feel
like I feel like he's going to play because I
feel like they've known about it because the coach said, yeah,
we we knew when after it happened, we knew, and
just wrong place, wrong time. The coach sounds so stupid
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when he says he was just at the wrong place
at the wrong time. But he wasn't. His gun was
and him he wasn't at the wrong place at the
wrong time, because the player said his friend texted him
and said, hey, will you bring me your gun? One
in the head. So and if there was one in
the head, how does he have two bullet holes in
the car. Well, there's more like it's in the chamber,
it's ready to go. Only one head got it, And
there were two bullet holes in his car. Then that
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doesn't match up with one in the head. No, no no, no,
one in the head. But once the one in the
head gets shot, another one another one goes in the head, Yes,
it and the head ends up going out, got it?
What the coaches thing is? He would he just oh,
he unfortunate that his car was there, and he no, no,
it's not. Unfortunately he wanted the wrong Well, no, it is.
Unfortunately he put himself there for the coach all this
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is very unfortunate, very unfortunate. The coach was typical press conferences. Well,
he's going to be going to court. That's the one
step higher than a press conference. And then he had
to come out hours later say, oh, let me clarify
my remarks about wrong place, wrong time, Like yeah, Like,
let me tell you something, guys. Ever since I started
teaching nine year old basketball, I'm teaching coaching nine year
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old basketball. It's tough. You deal with all sorts of things,
you know, Like a kid calls you the day of like, hey,
I'm not gonna be able to be there, Like you
have a kid bringing water gun? No, no, no, Like
like a parent will be like, hey, you know, Jimmy's
not gonna be there today. What we need him? Like,
that's our starting center, Like hey, you know, uh, Joe Bob,
he's out, he can't go to practice, but he'll be
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there for the Like we're just dealing with all sorts
of stuff, you know. So I know how hard it
is to go into a season and people expect for
you to win the whole damn thing, but you can't
because of stuff like this. So I understand what this
coach is going through. And when parents would ask me, hey,
what's what's wrong, where's jim Bob? It's unfortunate, but he's
not able to wrong place, wrong time. He's not able
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to be here today. You know what I mean. I've
had to answer those tough questions as a coach. Dude,
if you Oates, do you know what he did? In
the aftermath of the death and everything, He called up
ray Lewis, former linebacker, and said, hey man, how do you, like,
how do you get out of murder? Like? How do
you handle this inconvenient, violent death that was around your team?
That's not true. You're making this up right here offering
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some thoughts and prayers of the decease. Nope, And then
he said weirdly called former Ravens linebacker Ray Lewis for
advice on handling an innocent That's what I'm saying, Like,
how number? How weird is that? Hey, Oja, Like, how
do you deal with like how do you do at
a distraction of a like a like what if somebody
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kill someone and they're guilty? How do you get out
of it? Jodiarius, If somebody's in the shower and you
go up behind them. Let me say this, Eddie, it
would be phenomenal if you could give that same press conference,
if you coaches did interviews for little kids basketball. Jim Bob.
I mean, I don't know. His mom tells me he
can't play. He's going to some ice cream social This
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is what I'm dealing with. Well, that would be ten
times better than any coach's interview. Let's talk about Jim
Bob real quick. He wasn't able to make Saturday, right,
But I found out later that he was just in
town hanging out with his cousins. But wasn't. But who
told you? How did you find that out? And mom
told another mom, and that mom told my wife. And
that's what I'm saying. This kind of dishonesty really hurts
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the team. So what you're saying is you don't have
control over your program. I don't. Unfortunately, wrong place, wrong time,
It just happens. But those are the difficulties of being
a coach. Guys, coach, if you go to another one
of his interview him after the game, give similar answers
like that, will play it on the Big Show. Love
it just gave you prep. Thank you. He does have
a game this week in nine game No, no, not
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too you gotta win, No no. If we win, we
play the championship. If we lose, we play for third place.
Oh who wants to play for third place. I mean,
I guess you want you do want the bronze medal.
If if well, you know you want to play for
the bronze medal, you do. But I mean, the boys
are gonna be tired. I'm just gonna I'm not even
gonna coach the last game if we lose the first one,
I'm just gonna be like, guys, have fun, do whatever
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you want. Alley Oops, you know whatever, Dude, that euro
step you've been working on that you've never nailed, try it? Hey,
the one they called traveling every single time? Do it
like five times? Who cares? Hey, reach in doesn't exist.
Just try to poke the ball out of it, reach arounds.
The dunking doesn't start untill freshman year. Can I let
me ask you guys this as a coach. Can I
do the center and gets on his hands and knees
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and then point guard jumps on him and dunks, Yes
till he tears his acl Oh? Really? Yeah? But I
want you to try the play that I saw online
this week where a coach stood like in the corner
of the court and hid one girl who was down
tying her shoe and she just sat there lad, like
she was tying her shoe. No, no, she was on
the court. And so he was on the court, and
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so the team is going the other team is going
up the court with the ball, and then he moves
out of the way and she runs and steals the
ball from behind. That's coaching. But I don't know how
how did the coach hider? I don't understand. He was
standing there and he shielded her from everybody else, so
no one saw her. You lose track, you know, when
you're running up on offense. Let me Wow, Yeah, that's
a hell of a play. Hey what so? Oh, but
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he's on the court. That's illegal. He can't be on
the court. That's this is illegal. Are you not seeing
him on the No? But the rep the rep is
not seeing that the opposite. But you see how dirty
that is up and steals the ball? Like, what the
hell is illegal? Hey, coach? Yes, right, I'm trying to
get a lock. But please continue. Let me tell you
what happened on Saturday. Last Saturday. The line is minus
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seventeen Alabama. That means Caroline is terrible. Yeah, but that
means I think he's down in the low control. Down
in there is there is there any kind of distraction
because of this? Uh, no, coach, No, just murder. Just
every reporter there works for Quartines, exactly, exactly, every reporter
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there is going to be asking questions about this. Wow
wow wow wow wow wow. What's happening in college basketball
this year? Coach Beard Alabama? Wasn't there some monkey that
was sucking off a coach that was a couple of
years ago? Hey, but the charges burned? Hey the charges
against Beard have been dropped. Yes, yeah, he paid off
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the right people. Well, the girls just said, I don't
want to, they said, the victims. I love that they
try to keep it late. If you have you noticed
the verbiage. No, they always say victim princy, s princy.
Is that mean? It means like, oh, there could be
more than one, but we don't want to. We don't
want you to assume that it's one person when we
all know it was one person. He very well could
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have hit multiple people. Or they want us to they
want us to think got it. Yes, but the VIC
victim victims don't want to, don't want to press charges. Yeah,
and it's not going to testify against Yeah. But still
it's just like I mean that was that changed the
season for them. I mean, this is alleged, but payments made.
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That's how you get him to shut up. But that's
how he's still aren't they like, I mean, they're still together.
I guess what Zales gotta call that day? Oh and
she got a cockering for him. It's sort of like
the Kobe Kobe diamond earrings or whatever that he got.
That's insensitive. Now, what was your question, No, it's question.
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It was like, Ray, let me tell you what happened
my game last Saturday. So we're in the middle of
the game. Sometimes the players are smarter than coaches, and
this is definitely the case here and one of my
have two kids on the bench. The rest of the
team's playing. You're coaching Kevin's coaching. Yeah, and did you
also hire this some sixty year old guy to coach? No? Oh,
who's that? Oh? That guy that's coach Mike okay, y three.
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He doesn't come to the games. They go to him
for like extra I remember nine I had one coach
and he chewed during the games and he had an
alcohol problem. Yeah, I smelt that on one of the coaches. Coach. Listen,
Jimmy tough day at the office. You smell like Jack Daniels.
Hey for real though, for real? Uh. My wife broke
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it down really simple. She said, you are not good
at building these kids fundamentals up. They came with no skills.
Coach Mike is good at showing them the skills. You know,
how to navigate the team during the game. And she's like,
she's and I'm like, she's right, Okay, what do you
Phil Jackson, She's right, I dropped the plays. Good at
the fundamentals, but no, no, no, like, like, look, these
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guys came in not knowing anything. So Coach Mike shows
them how to dribble, how to do whatever their layoups,
how to do jump stops, all that stuff. Right, I
show them how to win games. Here's the deal, guys.
So on Saturday, we're sitting there, the game's going on.
Two of my kids in the bench. That's a good movie.
My cat Brooks is in it. Um so uh okay. So,
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so one of my boys on the bench says, he's
like looking at the ground, be like, I'm pretty sure
we have six players on the on the court right now.
I'm like, Jim Bob, shut up, I'm pretty sure there
are one two. Oh my god, we have time dive
and tackle him. We had six six against five. It
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was crazy. I did not see that. Now we're the boys,
fair and dude. There were probably four possessions and nobody
caught it. Reps are killing it out. Yeah, good jobs. Crazy.
I mean you can think about the football guys. They
gotta count eleven. Yeah, oh yeah, that's tough, no wonder
they miss all. That's hard. But at some point, and
it's just now, but at some point you gotta look
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at it as a hole and you just see it.
Your eyes just go like, that's not right. Yeah, you
had to have known when it was a whole school
bust of kids in the life. You got more in
hockey when they're they're jumping over the boards and sometimes
they call them too many men on the ice, and
I'm like, I feel like there's too many men on
the ice all the time because when they're subbing out,
one guy's jumping off and it's like and that's when
you need to try to score. I saw that at
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the Preds game the other night when we were trying
to get in and off the ice. That's when Arizona
was trying to score because they knew our dicks are
caught on the board trying to get them one together.
That's when you jump them when a man's got his
pants up at his ass. Did they beat Vancouver last night?
They did? They won in overtime. Wow the Fox or whoever? Yeah,
I think that's right. That's who we played. And I
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saw it was a banger of a game. Did you
guys go? Speaking of no, I didn't go. I was
at the show with you. Yeah, But speaking of bangers.
The chief super Bowl parade big problems and I'll tell
you all about it after this. Kansas City Chiefs fans
are upset, upset at their world champion Kansas City chief
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All right, let's bring them in. Why are they upset?
I want to hear it. They can't. There are new
Kansas City Chiefs fans mad about how drunk the players
got at the parade. Is this a story? If the
Chiefs cannot go a few hours without alcohol, the organization
has a problem. Janet Elaine Hensel wrote, I, for one,
was sickened to see this for the second time. Some
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Chiefs even bragged through social media about how drunk they
were afterward. I am ashamed. That players I cheer for
could barely walk after they got off the bus. No
doubt this spectacle made the news in other cities and
made us look bad. Well that's what they're doing in public.
What do you think they're doing at the club. I'm
they're there all nights, sucking down drinks, got tits in
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their face. I think they have a point skip stop
Skip Scogsdale, Stopsdale. I felt that way three years ago,
and I thought there would be enough negative feedback from
the parents of children and teenagers voicing their concerns to
the Chiefs administration that it wouldn't be repeated. We brought
our family years ago when they won the championship. What
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that was four That's what this guy's hold on. So
were they drunk four years ago or three years ago?
They were was drunk? Yes, what do you want him
to do? Vape? A third letter focused on Arrowhead Shop.
The Chiefs should be making every effort to protect it's
awesome brand by getting rid of the chop. Yeah, how
about your racist chop before we talk about the drinking
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that's legal. Millions of eyes and ears when we focused
in our city in the next few weeks for the
NFL Draft. We needed a new move for the fans,
and who better than introduce it than one of our
creative Super Bowl winning players. So, hey, here's my thing.
Let's go fuck. Hey, Hey, I want Oh, I'm hey, guys,
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it's a big cheeseburger. I'm drunk. Come on over here,
you fatass. So there was a drunk Walrus, yet drunk
kerb at the Frog. You had people in wheelchairs because
they couldn't walk, And here I got it. I got
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an idea for you fans that are complaining. Shut up, no, listen, coach,
absolutely shut listen. Listen. There are certain jobs where you
have a lot of kids that look up to you, right, okay,
Bobby Bones Show and Bobby Bones Show one Hey look
Sore Losers podcast and the NFL, the NBA. You know
they're the kids. Do you think they're young? And I
mean they're young. And at the convention he was looking
up does and we're all hammered. Look when did all
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this start? Because I really don't remember the Chiefs being
drunk four years ago? I remember Bradydy almost falling off
the dock. Did we soon forget? Brady was almost in
the Tampa Actual Bay and and that's what the last
one I remember, and I think once Brady did it,
and it was like, oh, it's so great. Brady's great.
I love He's so drunk. He deserves it. Then Matt
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Stafford fall some chick fall through you. He's not gonna
help yourself. I would help you, but I'm like and now, like, guys, enough,
like I understand, celebrate, throw a party at Kelsey's house
and get crazy and bite chicks, do a bunch of drugs.
Whatever you want to do, right in your privacy, in
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the in your privacy of your own home, in public
at the city parade. That's like, you know, Tally is
celebrating you, coach, It's gotta stop. You are throwing them
shots of fireball. They're throwing them at your wedding. Your
boy was throwing the shots of fireball. Did I drink
them all? I only drank two? No, I drank three.
I was gonna say you did I drink them? Yes?
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I did? All right, maybe I drank a couple. Okay,
So you're talking about peer pressure, a lot of adrenaline.
That's why these people are drinking a ranger at the house.
They are throwing a ranger with one million people. That's
not what it's about. Oh it's not. Then how come
all those people on the street or drinking when the
Spurs one in the two thousands, did they go around
on the river walk drinking? No they didn't. I hate
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to tell you. I was there. No, Tony Parker didn't
look man who Jenoby were drinking red wine? Yeah? Were
they drunk falling off looking like fools? No? No, they
were classy. We lost bowling in the river Bowen. Did
you go to school with him? Yeah? What USA? Class?
Pop got drunk and and the teacher had told her
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us at the beginning of the semester, if you missed
more than four classes, you will fail automatically. Bruce Boone
was out, and so he went up and said, hey,
well I played for the Spurs. And you know, she
was like, what's that? And you were You were in
the class when you did this, and you heard this
conversations prove it. Let me see her. You heard this
conversation go down. It's such a liar. I mean, he
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wasn't there. I'm gonna tell you what happened next. You ready, Yeah,
And she said you're gonna have to bring me a
note from your coach, like freaking high school. And so
he had to bring a note from the spurs. Hey
smash cut in the office a coach. So I was
telling my ask, my teacher wants a note for you.
You're talking about bowing, Like, what do you mean class?
But yeah, he would be. He had eight m class.
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He was there every day. He didn't miss if he
was if they were in town, he was there. He'd
walk in about seven fifty six, sit right there by
the door, up first, one out. Amazing. I love that story,
so funny. But were they drunk on the river wall? Exactly? No,
they weren't. But here's the thing. These guys have been
putting in all the work all year grinding. It's grinding.
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It's where they're doing it though, where where all those
people are getting drunk too? They're not. The kids aren't
getting drunk. You're telling me exactly. So you're telling me,
you're telling me all those people tailgating before games. Yeah,
all these people at the parade partying like it's kids.
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The kids aren't idolizing the wolf who robbed the bank.
They're not looking at brother Pitt's going. I want to
be him when I grow out. Mom, who that dude? Who? Uh,
let's let's the guy sits in front of Pitts Goldie Goldie. No,
they want to be my home. I mean, what do
you want them to do? You want them to take
a stroll through Compton Coach Caprini Greens to the people
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that are doing acid and then guess what, in comparison,
the drinking doesn't look so bad. Talking the same streets,
people are shooting up looking like zobbies. Yeah, you want
them to go to skin go to the hood. Okay,
well we're not that bad away looking like flamingos strung
out on fetnol. I think these people are overreacting to
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something that they are letting loose. They've been grinding the
whole time, and they finally the relief the stress they've
been under, the pressure they're under all season long, and
you have a million people out there to celebrate and
they want to be part of the celebration. What is
so wrong with that? I mean, did you not see
Argentina after they win footage? Dude, that was a party. No,
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they followed Leonardo all the way to this freaking house. Yeah,
Lionel ever, Lionel Messi. Yes, but that's what I'm saying,
why are you crying that they got drunk. If you are,
then turn it off. Don't go to the parade if
they can't turn it off. But but also don't there
was prohibition, alcohol became legal. You don't you know, it's
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a part of American culture. We had college coaches drinking
during games at halftime, Sark, for God's sakes, so alcohol,
I mean, we had MLB players. He used to drink
a twelve pack. Coach that drank, Sark. He admitted he
used to drink beers during the middle of the game
and games and he got fired. Now and now he
yells to me, what to Drinking is a part of
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American culture. It's gonna be in the parade, yism. And
if if you don't, if you don't like drinking at parades,
then go to church because they're not gonna be drinking.
But guess what, they're still breaking bread and drinking wine.
And I'll hang up there. I just read the story
that I was like, I can't believe these people are upset,
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because do you understand that your job as a parent
to say, hey man, maybe you shouldn't get that drunk.
They're they're they're pretty drunk. But no, yeah, we say
it all the time. But and you pull your kid aside. Hey,
you see what Kelsey's doing. You go, that's that's not
what we're gonna do. But Dad, that's kind of like
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you last Saturday night. Yeah. Well, I'm not a football
player though, so what he's doing, what I did or bad?
I don't know. It's a learning lesson. Okay, I think
it's great. Okay, I mean the Cowboys, you don't have
to worry about that. No, we'll never drunk on a float.
I did read a report out of Dallas. Get rid
of him? What? Get rid of Elliott? Not Elliott? Oh
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porter Micah. No, the Cowboys are very intrigued with ce J. Stroud,
quarterback Ohio State. No they're not. No, they're not. Oh boy,
no they're not. We have got doom City happening in Dallas. Now. Now, now,
can they keep Dak? Can they afford? Wow? You know,
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if they get rid of Zeke, they could probably afford both.
Oatmeal doesn't have any more oatmeal in the bowl, Dak
doesn't have any more dinkin Dak's left. They're gonna go
with CJ. Stroud and he is Dak one point five.
He's the exact same guy. Does anyone want Rush? Can
we get anything for Cooper Rush? Yeah, we'll give you Tannehill.
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We take Tannehill over Coover. I mean because a CJ.
Straw wouldn't be a little back up for a year.
He wouldn't be bad back up for a year maybe two,
and then you know, if Dak really sucks it up
next year, we give CJ a chance. Dak ended up
just being a flame out. I hate that to be
his legacy, bro, but he's one year away from him. Bro.
We made it to the playoffs. We had a really
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good season, trash Bro. They no cat, Bro. They won
a game in the play off. It's not like their
season was a complete failure. That's That's what I'm saying.
Like they had. We had a good season with Dak.
Now if we had a freaking Chicago Bears season. Yeah,
let's let's get well, Well, we got the number one
big bud, you know what I'm saying. We had a
Titan season. Yes, get rid of Dak. We won for
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a whole month straight like a little angle. Hey, my son,
my four year old asked me every night data which
teams did the Titans beat Yes, And I'm like, he's
like the Giants beat us. I think they I don't remember.
He must remember that more than I do. But he
wants to know every night, does your son? Is your
son's room getting peppered with posters? Not yet? Oh dude,
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you gotta get on that. We did bought a bikini
poster start with that. We haven't done that yet. We
we did buy him in Nashville as c flag and
we need to hang it on the wall. Yeah, but
the only problem is then don't win. No, they do win. Oh,
but start a coach, then they start this Saturday. The
only problem is then my three year old is gonna
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want one on his side of the room. And it's like,
oh my gosh, like how do you do that? Yeah?
And so I don't want just two flag because they
don't have much wall space anyway. I mean, have you
ever thought about the American flag? That he does like
the American flag? Also, they love that's in the front yard, coach.
He puts it up every morning. No, they love to
sing the national anthem. That's like their favorite song. But guys,
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we're raising the flag this morning outside, are you right? Oh?
Dad's got his gun again. Are you ready to give
up on Dak for CJ. Stroud? No? Oh, I'll take
both of them. I'm telling you, like, I don't want
to get rid of one for the other. I think
Dak is still a good quarterback that can continue to
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get better. I'm curious to see how it's gonna be,
how it's gonna be with McCarthy calling the shots. I mean,
that could change things. Okay, what if they said, what
if the Packers called June said hey, we're gonna trade
you Aaron Rodgers for Dak. Yes, yes, I'll take it
because that's guaranteed. Okay, that's guaranteed with our with our
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receiving corps, Like, yes, we can do some damage. What
if the packers called the chiefs and said, we'll give
you Aaron. Hello there, check check? Oh man? That funny?
Is it? Rogers purchased anymore land in Nashville? Not that
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I've seen. Let me let me check due. I'm telling
Ray wants Rogers here so bad, because it's actually exciting. Tannent.
The whole team's boring. Derrick Henry's about to get traded.
They're gonna get rid of my gosh, they get rid
of him. Dude, I've heard inside info. They're done with him,
and where where? Please don't give too much of information,
But where could this information come from? Yeah? Like what persons?
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Like what kind of inside you know? Uh, hold on
the breaks, someone in your apartment complex? Yeah, is this
is this Ashley Ruise? Did she sleep with someone on
the team? No, but I know people within the organization
and Derrick Henry. If not this, do you know in
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the organization people that have worked there, that guy that
worked at the ticket office battle, No, he's the DJ.
Oh I'm not saying they're a big name person. I
could say who they were right now, and there's no
reason because you don't know them. It's just it's the
exact same people to tell me about injuries. When I
came out and told you a guy there was an injury. No,
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there's just there's just I told you about the Julio injury.
I'm the one that told you the injury was about
the Alabama I believe it was some uh, somebody who
worked at a U. It was through Bayser's work. She
knew a guy that worked at the hospital or something.
They said he was severe. No, and they said he
was severely injured, not the hospital, the training facility. Who
was severely injured, I don't remember. It had to have
been a quarterback, a player. Bryce Young wasn't a hundred
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or something like that. Bryce Young during that game wasn't
one hundred percent. That's why Alabama connection is the same
one is the Titan. No, but it's a similar bloodline.
So I'm just telling you it's Are they high up
in the organization, No, it's just somebody that knows they
don't want they don't want Derrick Henry. The team's about
to blow it at the whole thing up. If it's
not this year, it's next. H Well, if it's not
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this year, it's next works at a milkshake shot. Who knows.
Maybe Derrick Henry goes there. Maybe they have the same barber,
and he tells his barber, and then the barber tells
Johan Maybe, I mean, Zeke's gonna be a cowboy. Yeah,
for the rest of his life. Jerry Jones loves him.
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I don't know why Jerry Jones loves him, but he does. Oh,
I mean as a person, yeah, he seems fun and
like funny and weird, and he's fine. Poulard your guy now,
though he's way quicker and gets way more yards. I
don't know what's going on with his injury. Though he'll
be back. I'm sure he'll be back, but running backs
with injuries never come back the same. Ah, Swan looks
pretty good. It take him. It took a sake one
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but in a minute. But but Tony Poller didn't tear
his acl Yeah that's true. Now, my I don't understand.
I want to know all the hype about Lamar Jackson.
All I keep hearing is he's going to the Falcons.
Like what in the world in my mid Falcon guns?
Like everything I read is like, Oh, he's gonna up
on the Falcons. They're gonna trade him to the Falcons.
They're gonna trade him to the Falcon. Who's their quarterback? Then?
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All Star player Huntley? Oh, I mean he's pretty good.
Now they'll draft someone he made the All Star team.
I would I would keep Huntley was very impressed hunt.
If you like five yards a guy can't throw it
over third, Hey, I prefer ten. I'll take five. Yeah,
you got a guy that needs to get back there
and launch it. I mean, I'm sure he can launch it.
I love Ray's idea is just launch it. You know
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that he's he can launch it. I mean he can't
launch He can't launch it. And they didn't win the
Super Pop can't launch it. They didn't win. Teams that
can launch it win who can launch it? Milton of
the Vault. That's why they're gonna win every game next year.
The kid can launch it. Back to the Zeke real quick.
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I heard that they were going to try him out
of center. Hey, that was embarrassed. That was embarrassing. Man
is as big as a center. I mean the final play, guys,
he probably practices a billion times. Is that the last
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that play? Right there? Is that what got Kellen Moore
fired for his legacy. I wouldn't do anything to just
see how that play was supposed to, you know, happen.
They said it was something something about a hook. I
believe that he was supposed to throw it to Turban,
which they did, and then Zeke was supposed to run
behind him. He was going to toss it to Zeke,
that is my belief. But Zeke was as it was
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doggy style. He was roadkill in the middle of the field.
They're They're like getting the shovel to scoop him up. Terrible. Yeah,
all right, I wanted to lock one up, but I
just don't have time. You got it with South Carolina?
They are terrible. Yeah, they are a bad basketball But
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it looks like Alabama's in some hot with that low country.
They got the Murdoch trial. They're worried about the preoccupied.
Put your hand on the Bible. Have you still been
keeping up like hardcore with that is the longest trial
in the history of South Carolina? Boy? Is there a
documentary on Netflix out today? It is? I am, I'm
watching that Murdoch murders. There's three different ones. No, but
(52:29):
what's the one out out out today? I mean I
asked you a question. Oh yeah, hey, so what's it called? Yeah, yeah, yeah,
it's Murdock Murders, A Southern scandal, Southern scandal. Yes, it's
out on Netflix. And they showed the kids snapchat. Oh,
(52:50):
I say, I say, them drinking underage, saying that their
dad allowed them to drink around which led to the
boat crash which the girl died. What happened to your accent? Well,
because it was serious. You got the boat crash? All right,
all right, I gotta go. Hey, what time I gotta run.
You got a nap? Did you do? You get a
nap today? Man? I hope you know nap today? You
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were TRD yesterday. Thank you man. I will say I
took a nap before your show and it it really helped.
It's nice man. Seventy five episodes left, Eddie, No, Eddie's
got like, let's see it. Three or twelve episodes left? Well,
I don't know. They're gonna be twelve good ones. We'll see,
all right, right, if we move back to five a week,
it'll just be two, okay, all right, goodbye everyone. I'm
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gonna go listen to call her daddy. Oh my god.
Stop