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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Sorry, man, I'm eating.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Why are you eating?
Speaker 1 (00:03):
Turned it off of that?
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Yeah, please let's go.
Speaker 3 (00:06):
Thanks mcy hey, Thanks mckittie. Shout out to McKitty guys.
Check him out on Insta. Hey did you see the
clip of the Maning Cast? Someone posted in there like
this is what it's like if Ray and Lunch did
the Maning Cast?
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Was it?
Speaker 1 (00:19):
I can't hear shit?
Speaker 3 (00:20):
Yeah, because then we'll go over to Peyton and Payton's like,
I can't hear shit.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
I can't hear shit. I loud that loud.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
I was like, that is so funny because that's live radio.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
I mean, that's live. That's live radio. I mean that's
what happens. Sometimes. We don't have headphones, we don't have
the buttons. Right, We're not We're not good at this.
Oh man.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
But Monday night, I can't wait to tell you about miracles.
Do you guys believe in miracles? I came on here
on Monday and talked about how fantasy football I was dead.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
It was over. Oh contra mo prayer.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
I had some big guns going on Monday night, and
I can't wait to tell you all about the emotional
roller coaster.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
It is god fantasy football.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
You're still eating now, don't ever make protein balls and
try and eat him quickly.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
And Ray's got balls in his mouth. He's got chill
chuckle us balls in his mouth, because should chuckle us?
Speaker 3 (01:21):
Send him packing, send him on vacation. His season is over.
He is now looking forward to the draft in twenty
twenty five.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
No, I ain't back.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
That was it?
Speaker 1 (01:35):
What It's too expensive of a fantasy colleague to not
have a return, especially when we won the division, and
when you didn't win the division, you still then it's
determined by total points.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
Who was the one seed coming out of your divisions?
Speaker 1 (01:49):
Bullshit? It's bullshit. I'll tell Justin. Justin hits me up. Hey,
the golf course overcharged us on Saturday. He had one
nineteen dollars charge in nineteen dollars charge, so it looks
like they double hit him. I look at it closer.
One of them's nineteen eighty six, one of them's nineteen seventeen.
I said, those are two different amounts, dumbass. I'm pretty
(02:10):
sure the other mount is all the beer that you bought.
It was the rack of beer he bought, Oh my god,
ended up just being the exact same price. As nine holes.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
It's just like when you that's crazy. That's why you
gotta bring your own beer. If you're going golf and
you gotta you bring your own beer to the course.
I mean, there's no way you need to pay those
outlandish prices.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
But you don't want to be looking behind you the
whole time thinking some guy's gonna run up on you
a marshall.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Here's the thing.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
Let me tell you how many times I've ever thought, Hm,
the Marshal's gonna come up on me.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
There's that one course.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
I thought you got dumped out or something.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
That one course with pitts that was bad.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
Oh okay, I told you that's always in the back
of my head.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
That's the one.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
But all the other courses they don't give two craps.
They don't care if you bring beer. It says no
outside food or drink. Yeah right, guess what. Here's a
sub from Jimmy John's and here's my freaking rack of beer.
It ain't gonna matter to you, guys, you don't care.
Most people that work at a golf course don't give
a crap.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
And also on the way out, it's got a huge
sign outside alcohol is prohibited.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
Okay, and I know how you live your life and
you're so paranoid, which is why I'm so amazed that
you're able to sneak into Bridgestone and not be the
most paranoid person ever.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
Oh I was once. I would sit down in my seat.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
Oh you were, yeah, okay, but really.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
There's no room for being paranoid. Oh that was years ago, coach,
It was years ago.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
Man, I understand, like you're Stanley Cup Final.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
In the moment, you're not paranoid. It's just like a
rush of adrenaline. But yeah, then the whole time, are
you kidding me? I'd look over my shoulder for three
straight periods and I realized this isn't the way to life.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
That's like when we were doing the bar call this
past weekend when we were Santa's and we were at
one bar and we were leaving. There was two ladies.
They had their drinks and they weren't they were scared
to take them out. They were taking take them with us.
One had them like an a tin cup. The gingerbread
lady she had an a tin cup because she got
I got mule or something, I don't know, some Christmas drink.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
She's like, but I'm not done. I'm gonna just take
it with you. She was like, you can't take their
nice cup with you.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
And then the other lady's like, I don't want to
chug my drink. I was like here and I just
poured it in a plastic cup, and they're like, but
we can't.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
Just walk out with it. I'm like, godly give it
to me. Women.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
I put them in one in my left I put
the tin cup in the left hand, had the handle.
I had, put the plastic cup in my right hand,
walked right out the freaking door and we got outside
and they're like, oh my gosh, I would have never
been able to do that. And then what's funny is
we went farther down the street and Gingerbread Lady finished
her Moscow mule or whatever Christmas mule. Then she walked
the half of walk back down to the bar to
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give them their cup back.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
See that's me an amazing American.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
She was like, well, I didn't need another tin cup
and she goes and it didn't belong to this bar,
so I felt like I had to go give it
back to them. I was like, so you took twelve
minutes out of your life to walk all the way
back down there and then walk back down to this bar.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
Yeah, I thought it was the right thing to do.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
Friendie Gallumber, same thing. Took her beer. It was a
long neck out of the bar. We go to Jason
al Dean's. Everybody's having a good time. She had hit
it in her coat, and obviously I'm thinking, man, if
she gets caught, if she gets caught, what do you know.
Five minutes later, Hey, hey, we don't sell glass here.
You're out. She's out of here, Get out of here.
That's not our bottle. You snuck it in. Get out,
Get out. Oh guys, let's roll.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
Let's roll.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
So there's always that too. You don't sneak in something
they don't sell at that bar.
Speaker 3 (05:28):
It's like one of our old friends that used to
work with us. We were in Vegas one time.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
Come in, come in. She needs this, she needs to
say this. It's Arnold's girlfriend. Hey. Oh hey, guys, Hey
you need to say it.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
Hey, hey, go ahead and say I love the truckers.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
I love you guys, the truckers, the truckers attractor.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
Okay, let's try that.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
Say what you have to say, tell us what we're going, Okay,
then we're going we gotta take a break.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
We're back.
Speaker 3 (05:54):
We gotta take a break, we gotta take a break.
But here I'm gonna say finish the story that the
guy in Vegas. We were going to an open bar party,
open bar, right in Vegas, and the dumb ass still
snuck in the little mini bottles of vodka and the
bouncer listen like he was pouring one in his drink
and was open bar. And the bouncers like, hey, dumbass,
it's open bar, Like, what the fuck are you doing.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
He was like, I don't know. He was like, don't
be stupid. It's an open bar. I don't want to
have to kick you out. Luckily he didn't kick him out.
It was huh, hilarious, hilarious. I will take a break.
We'll buy it back. No, we don't have take a break. Hey,
come back in here, come back in here, come back
in here.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
Are you drunk? Oh my gosh, you're still drunk from
the Christmas party?
Speaker 2 (06:36):
Okay, miscommunication? Okay, can you say truckers, I love you?
Why it's not Morgan did it? And so we want
to know which one sounded better. I swear she did truckers.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
I love you.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
About all the guys in the tractors.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
I those tractors. I'm playing sound effects when you say it,
all right, plow those fields. Whoa, whoa, whoa, too far, abby,
too far? Okay, you guys are good for all right.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
You're yeah, thank you, thank you appreciate that this.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
So did we take a break or not?
Speaker 2 (07:19):
No, we didn't take a break, because we're gonna take
a break. And then we didn't take a break.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
Let's start about.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
We'll chart the show.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
All right, we're gonna do it live. Arnold obviously wasn't
in here. He had just stepped out the one time
Abby comes in the room. I wish we could have
had him both on air at the same tin.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
That would have been. That would have been electric.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
I can already hear him saying I was still a cook.
I would have kissed. I would have been so jollous
on there.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
Out of kicks some asks, I'd a plowed that field.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
You don't talk to them truckers like that, and you talk.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
To me like that.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
This is begtime, top pillow top. All right, we're gonna
do it. Lord, wait oh the one two three sore losers?
Speaker 2 (07:57):
What up everybody. I am lunchbox.
Speaker 3 (07:59):
I know the most about sports, so I gave you
the sports facts my sports opinions because I'm pretty much
a sports genius.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
Yoh, it's sis and I'm from the north of an
alpha male. I live in the north side of Nashville
with my wife Baser two point two acres. It's awesome.
We're gonna die. I'm gonna die of a heart attack
when I'm seventy two, and we do have twenty three
fertilized unfertilized eggs at Vanderbilt Clinic. Lunch over to you, man.
I had the Christmas party, but if you need to
talk about a hot topic, please.
Speaker 3 (08:24):
Do I do, because I mean, I was in here
on Monday and I'm sorry for my bad mood. I
talked about how fantasy football ruins my life and it's
miserable how I'm eliminated from the playoffs. And then I
realized this the day went on, that miracles do happen.
The miracle on thirty four Street. I mean, if you
didn't believe in miracles, I mean, who else do you.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
Believe in miracles? Anything is possible.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
I miss that when I was in Costa Rica.
Speaker 3 (08:51):
Okay, anyway, well you should look it up. It's very interesting.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
And I win. Boston beat the Lakers.
Speaker 3 (08:56):
Yeah, yes, And so I realized I got Bajean Robinson
and TJ. Hockinson going on Monday night, I'm down thirty
three points.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
Miracles do happen. And then as the day went on,
I was like, it's not gonna happen.
Speaker 3 (09:10):
My season's over. I'm pissed off. I'm getting in a
bad mood. The game's about to kick off. I'm like,
I might as well watch it. I might as well
watch the sorry ass Bears. But you know what I mean,
who cares? I'll watch it. I need TJ. Howkinson.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
Let's go.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
The Bears played the Vikings.
Speaker 3 (09:25):
Yes, and they start throwing Hawkins in the ball. They
start throwing Hawkins in the ball. He starts getting catch, catch, catch.
Then the Falcons game starts and I'm like, okay, Bjeon
five yards, Bijon six yards, Bijeon to catch, Bijon four
more yards.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
I'm like, oh my gosh, here I come. Now. I'm
watching the it come down down down Now I'm only
down twenty and I'm like, oh my.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
Gosh, how much do they feed Bijon.
Speaker 3 (09:51):
They feed him really and then the problem is they
start bringing in Algier. At some point, I'm like, why
do we have Algier in there? Like, we don't need him.
Algier Jon needs a break. I promise you the dude
is in superb shape. He does not need Algier in
the game at all. So then I'm thinking, oh my gosh,
I might have a chance. I just need one big
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run from Beijon and this is gonna get real interesting.
It goes to halftime and the Falcons can't move the ball.
They only get it to midfield. They're only scoring like
six points. I'm like, God, if we could just get
the ball down to the end zone. And I'm down
by like fourteen points in the fourth quarter, and I'm like,
I just need one touchdown from Hokinson and one touchdown
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from Beijon.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
So you need it from both of them or two
from one of them. It doesn't matter, right, it goes
both ways to a one one does another the other.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
And I am like, I am starting to get excited.
I'm starting to text batter's box, Oh my god, there's
a chance this might actually happen.
Speaker 3 (10:52):
Oh, I just need a touchdown from it. Oh if
I can get a touchdown from Beijeon seventy yard touchdown.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
Run right here, eight yard run? Okay, all right, that's good, good,
good good.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
Here we go.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
No, no, no, why's house here in there? Why? Okay? Vikings
throw it to the end zone? Thirty yard pass pass
interference at the one yard line. Here we go, ball's
on the one yard line. Oh my god. I text
him and I literally text him, Oh my god, please
please play action pass to TJ. Howkinson. Don't run the
ball in play action pass to TJ. Hockinson.
Speaker 3 (11:25):
Sam Donald takes a snap, bakes the hand off Aaron Jones.
Speaker 2 (11:31):
He rolls out to the right. Who's there in the
end zone?
Speaker 1 (11:34):
Hockinson?
Speaker 2 (11:35):
Hockinson, Hockinson with his hands up, his hands are ready
for the footballs I got what is about to sack
Sam Donald?
Speaker 3 (11:48):
No, he's about to sack Sam Donald. Sam Donald gets
it in his left hand, just throws it into the ground,
so it's not a sack.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
Next way they run it in.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
So the play was designed to go to Hawkinson.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
The play was designed exactly what I needed.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
Oh dude, the offensive coordinator was on. You had a
bad beat.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
It was there.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
That's the worst the one of the toughest in fantasies
when they call a penalty and your plays called back.
We didn't really have a lot of that this year.
The second worst is when your guy drops it on
the one yard line. We had that once this year
with I believe it was etn. The third worst thing
is when there's a play that's going to go to
your guy and they either get sacked or it's a
bad throw by the quarterback.
Speaker 3 (12:29):
And I just was like, that's it. That's the end
of it, and I'm officially buried.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
Did Hawkins didn't have a chance to catch it?
Speaker 2 (12:35):
He would have, no, But.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
Did the throw No?
Speaker 3 (12:38):
No, it didn't e make it to the end zone
like he rolled out. He was on like the five
yard line, and he didn't want to lose yards.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
I wanted to know how bad it burned your asshole.
If it was catchable, if he just a dove or something.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
No, it wasn't catchable because he darnold literally had to
move it to his left hand just to throw it
because he didn't want to take the five yard sack.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
That's your season right there, and that was my cigarette.
Speaker 3 (12:59):
But oh my god, Okay, maybe maybe Bijean can break
an eighty yard touchdown run and that'd be a fourteen pointer.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
And the Falcon suck. I mean, they absolutely fucking suck.
Speaker 1 (13:10):
And was it fourteen to nine six?
Speaker 2 (13:12):
I mean it was like sixteen to no eight yeah, no,
fifteen to nine.
Speaker 1 (13:16):
Yeah, So there's no touchdowns there. It was one two.
Speaker 3 (13:19):
It was one Drake London and we both had Drake London.
Oh but we both had Drake London, so it didn't matter.
Mixed it and it was very depressing. It hurts, and
so I have a system. Jesse Lea of the Little
Bitch started celebrating on the Facebook page, and then the
person that eliminated me by point eight last year in
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the playoffs, they are celebrating like, oh, thank you for
doing what I did last year. And it was just
depression again. And I talked to Batter's Box and he goes,
next year, my division will be named Depression din again.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
What if everybody it's a Batter's box.
Speaker 3 (13:55):
So my season is over. I don't believe in miracles.
Nothing is possible. Like Kevin Garnett lied to my ass.
I got so excited I started to believe like I
As the games were going on, I was like, man,
I'm watching those points come off and the difference between
us come off, and I'm like, oh my god, I might.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
Have a shot, honey, I'll take the trash out. I'm
seeing some points come off and.
Speaker 3 (14:19):
She's like, all right, I'm gonna go to bed, and
I'm like, oh, you can't go to bed yet. What
I mean, I am only fourteen points down now after
being down thirty three, she had.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
To watch your death, honey, and she goes.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
Ah, that's a big one, honey.
Speaker 3 (14:34):
Really she went to bed at halftime, and that's when
I told her and said, oh, I don't have a chance.
Speaker 2 (14:37):
Don't worry. I mean, I'm just watching in misery.
Speaker 3 (14:40):
But then in the second half, I really started to
believe I hate fantasy football.
Speaker 1 (14:45):
You're out, Ripper Magoo's, Justin and Sizzle are out. Did
your brother win? No, he got his ass k everybody's out.
That's good, that's good for the brand. It would have
been bad if one of us won the money. I'll
be honest.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
It's rough. Man is rough. It was. It sucks.
Speaker 3 (15:00):
Fantasy football is over for me this year. Don't care
about it anymore. Maybe I'll take a year off.
Speaker 1 (15:07):
We all take a year off.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
God, it's just like it's just a gut punch. Man.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
We see if Scuba wants to come back and manage
a team. He came up about four weeks.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
Let me tell you about Scooba.
Speaker 3 (15:16):
He changed his lineup like maybe once once in the
whole entire season.
Speaker 1 (15:21):
Wait, because I went a year off, right.
Speaker 3 (15:23):
No, yeah, because you took a season off, and so
Scuba came in and ran your division.
Speaker 1 (15:28):
God, it was so bad Abje disaster.
Speaker 3 (15:31):
I mean hilarious, Like he had people on his roster
that like were third stret I mean it was so weird.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
I don't understand it. All right, enough.
Speaker 3 (15:39):
Fantasy talk, dude, I'm done with it. I hate it.
I congrat everybody that moved on you. Hey, but you
know what I did not realize. Muscle White has won
nine in a row. He's the defending champ. He's trying
to go back to back cooking. He is cooking, been
to cook.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
That's unbelievable.
Speaker 3 (15:58):
Oh man, And I did read that seven percent of
PEP playoff teams.
Speaker 1 (16:04):
That lost ore Bisexual lost.
Speaker 3 (16:06):
Because Jonathan Taylor dropped the ball in the one yard
line when he was running for that touchdown. Now that
if that's how you lost your fantasy playoffs, that would
burn your hand.
Speaker 1 (16:16):
It was a swing because it was a touchdown to a.
Speaker 2 (16:18):
Not right, it was a six point swing.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
He ran about thirty yards.
Speaker 3 (16:24):
No, but you get the thirty yards, but you get
the non touchdown. So that's take six.
Speaker 2 (16:30):
Minus two for the fumble. Oh damn, that's an eight
point swing. We'll take a break. We'll be right back right.
Tell me how'd that Christmas party go?
Speaker 1 (16:47):
Man? You missed out. I told you it was networking.
Speaker 3 (16:51):
I know I was gonna go. Then the wife informed
me we had Christmas caroling with the neighborhood and we
were getting together with other families and we were gonna
go Christmas.
Speaker 1 (17:03):
Carollly, sometimes you realize, hey, I just got a network
for the good of the sore losers. And I realized that.
Beaser even said before I went, I can't believe you're
going to this because it was an hour and a
half drive from where I live.
Speaker 3 (17:17):
Yeah, it's at a higher up's house, which is weird.
It's not easy to get to and they do it
at five o'clock, and I don't know if they understand
what five o'clock means.
Speaker 2 (17:31):
It means gridlock traffic.
Speaker 3 (17:34):
So if you want to get there right at five o'clock,
you got to leave at three o'clock. If you don't leave,
if you leave any later than three, it's gonna take
you an hour and a half proceed.
Speaker 1 (17:44):
And I get there, and when I say networking, it
was me, the two big bosses, and Robin from Media Base.
Speaker 2 (17:53):
Robin still works here.
Speaker 1 (17:54):
Yeah, show's great too.
Speaker 2 (17:57):
Excuse me, m h. I had no idea.
Speaker 1 (18:03):
Stuff she does outside of here that you just don't
see her doing. I guess she deals with songs, artists,
media base ratings, rankings, songs, climbing charts, getting credit for
playing live performances, et cetera.
Speaker 3 (18:17):
I mean that means she works from home, because I
mean she has not been around in eight years.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
Correct FTW, that's awesome. From the home. Fth from the home. Okay,
And that's it, dude, it's I said in Indian Circle
having a pow wow. That is how you promote the
sore losers. And I mean it's just when it's just
you and the brass in the kitchen. Dude, you have
no choice.
Speaker 2 (18:40):
So it's just four people.
Speaker 1 (18:42):
Yes, Because I got there so early. It was my fault.
It was nothing on the party.
Speaker 2 (18:46):
It was what time did you get there?
Speaker 1 (18:48):
Right at five? And I get and it's one of
those where they were on the couches, and so I
didn't really want to. I pulled up. I just pulled
up a chair.
Speaker 2 (18:58):
Dude, you didn't want to selling the couch in between
two of them.
Speaker 1 (19:01):
I just pulled up a jair. Dude. Hey, if we're
going to network, let's network, baby. I told Bazer before
I left the country, I said, going to network. I
kind of like I was going to war. I was like,
I'll be back after my tour. I'll see in a
couple hours. But yeah, that was the start of it.
They were in the kitchen, dude, and it caught me
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off surprise, or I didn't even mention the parking situation. So,
because it's a city and it's a very very expensive
place to live, they don't have the biggest driveways.
Speaker 2 (19:31):
And the driveway is right on a busy road.
Speaker 1 (19:33):
Truck ain't fitting in that driveway. So you park in
the neighborhood over for not a quarter eighth of a mile,
for half of a football field, you're literally walking on
the road.
Speaker 3 (19:43):
Yeah, bro, And there's no street lights.
Speaker 1 (19:47):
I'm running on the road because I didn't want to
walk in the grass. Well, then a car starts coming,
so I go into the grass and it looks like
other cars have gone into the grass as well, and
it might be muddy, so there would probably mud on
my shoes. I walk into the park and there's nothing
but white carpet. So what do you think I did.
Speaker 2 (20:03):
Because it'd been raining, Yeah, took your shoes off.
Speaker 1 (20:07):
So I looked at the party host, the brass, they
all had their shoes on. I just couldn't risk walking
on that carpet and making shoeprints when I'm trying to
network for the sore losers and I'm just dirtying up
the place. I took off my shoes. Why was that
a mistake? Bro? Every time I tried to network and
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conversate with somebody, I was a foot shorter than everybody
because everybody wore their shoes except for me. That leads
me to my next story. Dude comes walking in, looks
like he's from Chicago. New York, got a big bar,
big time city. Everybody's dressed up and looked good.
Speaker 2 (20:42):
But did he have a scarf?
Speaker 1 (20:44):
No? Yeah, just a long black jacket, butt up, good shoes,
good jeans, what.
Speaker 2 (20:48):
Looked like what was his hair?
Speaker 1 (20:49):
He looked he looked like falcon. Oh and but but
you knew he was important and I had already. Dude,
I talked to every brass there there was. There was
no more brass left.
Speaker 2 (21:00):
So he's a baldy. Huh.
Speaker 1 (21:01):
I didn't even talk to Abby.
Speaker 2 (21:03):
I don't even know who the baldy. I don't know
who this guy is.
Speaker 1 (21:05):
There's people this company don't even know there was a
brunuit chick. I go Morgan, who's at Oh she works
for a premiere? No, No, I never seen her. Who is
that blondie? And how do you even know her? Why
are you guys so friendly? Oh, she's great, she was
at the last Christmas party or I don't know. I'm
literally never seen her. And we work in the same building.
Speaker 2 (21:18):
Got it?
Speaker 1 (21:19):
And so then this dude comes in. He looks important.
I've talked to everybody, Abbey, I see every dam dam.
I'm not talking to you.
Speaker 3 (21:24):
So what did you talk about with the brass when
you're sitting in that little circle the pow wow? It's
did you do your high low for the day or
your rose or your thorn.
Speaker 1 (21:30):
Now I was trying to think that's what it was.
It was she's from Kentucky and she goes, oh, yeah,
I hope the Valls win on Saturday. Because the one
lady not to get too much in the weeds. The
one lady just got a divorce and her husband ex
husband was a huge fan of the Boles. And so
I was being funny and I was like, screw the balls,
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let's root against the balls this Saturday, being on her side,
just being funny. I'm Avalls fan. And then the brass
jumps in and goes, yeah, let's go actually want the falls,
let's go, we want Tennessee. And I go, aren't you
from Kentucky? And then she goes, I just go for
the pregame, but she goes, I'm more of a basketball girl,
and she said I love the pre games. And then
we talked about Rup and I said I was out rupping.
(22:13):
Oh the mystake the area of Rop. And I was like,
have you ever been there? She goes, honey, I ever
been there. I've been there a hundred times. And I said,
I want to go for a game. You know what,
maybe you will me go for a game sometime that's
called networking, baby, honey, that's called networking. So that was
(22:34):
just one of the things that we talked about.
Speaker 2 (22:35):
When you said me and you should go to a
game come sometime, what does she say?
Speaker 1 (22:39):
It was all just laughing joke. Here's a Christmas party
and mine in the brass gonna go drive to Kentucky
and go to Rup Arena sometime maybe.
Speaker 2 (22:46):
But anyways, I've heard rough sold and that needs improvement.
Speaker 1 (22:49):
Dude, they look good. But I moved to the kitchen
and here comes another brass. There's so many brass around, dude.
Speaker 2 (22:54):
Hey, which one got divorced?
Speaker 1 (22:57):
Robin?
Speaker 2 (22:58):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (22:59):
Oh, but I knew that already. Oh but it would
have been bad if I got caught off Guarden. I
didn't get a heads up and get that. So then
the dude walks in and I go right up to
I'm not I chill in the glassroom with Abby. I'm
not trying to be like, hey, Abby, how's it going.
I've talked to Abby about everything. I'm good, so she'd live
a her. Abbey's like call me over. I'm like, ha ha,
I totally dissed her.
Speaker 2 (23:19):
Abby. I see you every day at work.
Speaker 1 (23:20):
I'm going to network with this dude. I go, hey,
how's it going. He goes, hey you right, yeah, how
are you? What's your name? He goes Bob, and he goes,
you were sore losers? Right?
Speaker 2 (23:29):
What?
Speaker 1 (23:31):
Dude? I just about fell out. Not only did he
know my name, he knew about sore losers.
Speaker 2 (23:37):
Tell me more about it.
Speaker 1 (23:38):
So Bob runs everything the volume. Colin cow or Dan Patrick.
If they go somewhere to Fountain Blue, he runs it.
If they're at the pool, he runs it. He's all
over the country. They'll go to events, six hundred people
pop up, boom, he goes. Sometimes the crowds are wild.
For Steven A. Smith, he runs it. Draymond Green runs it.
(23:59):
The volume has is Jeff Tigue and the.
Speaker 2 (24:01):
Some of that Jeff guy, he's pretty funny.
Speaker 1 (24:04):
Runs it. He's always there, advice, ads, marketing. Who's the
other show? He said? Draymond getting on a mic right
aftergets the technical It's amazing, he said, that shows that
volume blowing up. He goes, you guys are blowing up.
Great talk with him?
Speaker 2 (24:20):
What all did he say?
Speaker 1 (24:21):
Everything? He was just talking And I said, I used
to listen to Colin Cowhard. That must be so cool.
He does it sounded more with the sports shows, and
I was trying to think of the one other one
that is huge. Oh, Ocho Cinco is on a show
with Uh, you guys are yelling at your trucks right now.
Ocho Cinco as a show with Shannon Sharp.
Speaker 2 (24:45):
Yeah. I think you're right that one.
Speaker 1 (24:46):
Yeah, And he said blowing up, dude. The fact sore
Losers was mentioned in the same sentence as Ocho Cinco,
Draymond Green, Shannon Sharp, Colin Cowhard, and Dan pat Rick
blowing up.
Speaker 2 (25:03):
What else did Bob say about sored Losers?
Speaker 1 (25:07):
Uh, not not much, but the fact that he knew
the show and then put us in the category of sports.
And he said blowing up.
Speaker 2 (25:17):
That's a big word. Those are two big words. Are
you sure he did? He said up? After orders, he
just said short, losers blowing.
Speaker 1 (25:26):
We're blowing, okay.
Speaker 2 (25:28):
Blowing like we're like, we're blowing. We're heard him wrong, said, oh,
you guys are blowing it.
Speaker 3 (25:40):
God sword losers, You're blowing a big opportunity.
Speaker 1 (25:44):
Oh yeah, you know what I'm saying on our knees
all the time.
Speaker 3 (25:51):
You guys are blowing compared to Shannon Shot, Oh that's.
Speaker 1 (25:54):
What dude, Now, you got me thinking? He said, blowing up.
I hope he actually said, you guys are blowing my
dumb mess fucking just blew right through it.
Speaker 2 (26:07):
Did he have any advice for us?
Speaker 1 (26:10):
Uh? I wasn't trying to like pester these people. I
was trying to network and I was trying to introduce
myself smiley face and just oh, I mean it was
just it was meat. You know what network is. I'm
not doing a hard sell. Hey man sore Los. You
gotta listen to his man Every Monday, Wednesday, Friday. We
had a great podcast hour long. I wasn't doing that shit.
I was just there smiling. And then I said, dude,
(26:31):
I see you in the office. Don't be a stranger.
And he goes, man, I'm always in that office. He's like,
to not be a stranger. I was like, hell yeah, Bob,
hell yeah, great dude. We talked about Chicago, the L Train.
He'd used to work in Chicago. They got the big offices.
He's like in New York, Chicago, l A. He said,
Now Nashville, Atlanta are becoming players. We're rocking, all right,
(26:53):
we gotta come back.
Speaker 2 (26:54):
I did Bob look like that guy, wait alright, mill
midroll ish midrolls.
Speaker 1 (27:01):
Hit hit the mid rolls, I hit.
Speaker 3 (27:09):
It, sore live, okay, good, great, I'm glad you did.
Uh And we saw Bob, We saw Bob. They're they're like, Ray,
you are right. There is some law rule something in
the universe that when you talk about someone, you meet
someone and then you see them everywhere.
Speaker 1 (27:27):
Never seen the dude in our entire life. And we're
all taking a piss together.
Speaker 3 (27:31):
Urinal next to urinal. Bob and I were standing and
then Ray comes in there and there's only two urinals,
so Ray has to wait in line, and the dude
leaves and he's like, hey, man, good to see you.
Speaker 2 (27:42):
Ray's like, good to see you.
Speaker 1 (27:43):
Man. Should I have network it more there?
Speaker 2 (27:47):
That's when you should have said, hey, this is lunch.
Speaker 1 (27:49):
Yeah, he's got his hog in his hand.
Speaker 2 (27:51):
No, no, that that's when you were supposed to say.
When you last night, did you say the sword losers
were blowing or blowing up.
Speaker 1 (28:00):
That way?
Speaker 2 (28:01):
We could have got to the bottom of it.
Speaker 1 (28:02):
Man, I want you to introduce you to lunch. He's
got his third leg in his hand right now. Yeah,
you guys cross swords man, Hey, man, are you coming
to the Sore Losers convention?
Speaker 2 (28:14):
He's like, what the fuck is that?
Speaker 1 (28:16):
No? Good dude, Good dude.
Speaker 2 (28:17):
Sword Losers dot com. That's where you get your tickets.
Speaker 1 (28:20):
Seemed like he was great. I mean, dude, people were
having a good time on a Tuesday night. You gotta
respect it up and at them though they're bawling out today.
Speaker 2 (28:27):
Yeah, they're at work. They look like they are no
worse for the wear. They are out making sales, they're
doing things for calling Cowherd. Didn't hear anything about big
going on for sore losers.
Speaker 1 (28:36):
Though, did? Are you ready for another story? Yeah, I'm ready,
not saying it's good guys, truckers, you probably got more
interesting stuff happened on the highway.
Speaker 2 (28:46):
I wonder what the Christmas party for truckers is.
Speaker 1 (28:50):
Them and a couple of lot lizards called a three way.
Speaker 2 (28:56):
Okay, go ahead, and so.
Speaker 1 (28:58):
This isn't even at the party us home sleep back
here at work. The brass comes in bright and early. Hey,
how's everybody doing today? How's everybody doing? Good? Good? Scuba's in,
I'm in. Everybody's in, just me and Scuba good doing good?
Good morning, good morning. Yeah, it got pretty wild last night.
(29:19):
So the party, this is the Brass speaking. So the
party went from the one Brass house back into the city,
back to our building, and they polished off two bottles
of champagne. And she goes, oh, interested to see Abby today?
(29:40):
Oh yeah, I had to walk her down to her
uber last night. What would Arnold have said? What the
fuck were you doing? My back? What are you texting her?
Speaker 2 (29:58):
I'm gonna have her come in.
Speaker 1 (30:00):
Well, hold on, okay, not that Abby. Apparently there's two
Abbeys in the building.
Speaker 2 (30:06):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (30:07):
I almost did the same thing as you. The second
she left the room, I was gonna be like, girl,
are you good? Are you super hung? Are you getting
to work? Did your alarm go off? I look at
Scuba and he goes different. Abby got sawtayed on a
Tuesday night, assisted the Brass in eliminating two bottles of
(30:31):
pean and a war that's wine, brute champagne, and made
it to work. I just saw her about five seconds ago.
You know who she is. She was when we were
talking to Kitty. She was walking with that one guy
that looks like Falcon and they were putting stuff in
a desk.
Speaker 2 (30:49):
Dang, A mister didn't see.
Speaker 1 (30:50):
Her has the exact name as Arnold's girlfriend.
Speaker 2 (30:54):
That's funny.
Speaker 1 (30:55):
I wanted it to be our abby so bad, dude.
I was literally about the call get your ass in here.
Speaker 2 (31:01):
She polished off two bottles of chimpagne.
Speaker 1 (31:04):
With the brass, I thought, I networked. I mean that
is getting your foot in the door. I mean you're good,
don't worry. That's job security when you say I will
help you finish these off at the pehouse and then
(31:24):
just head home after a wild night on a see
you next Tuesday.
Speaker 2 (31:27):
Question.
Speaker 3 (31:29):
If they moved the party into the city after that party,
why not just start the party in the city. Why
do we have to drive thirty five minutes outside the
city for you, an hour and a half outside the
city for a hand job when they're just gonna turn
around and move the party in the city. It doesn't
(31:52):
make any sense.
Speaker 1 (31:52):
That tells you from square one, it should have always
been in the city at the penthouse exactly.
Speaker 3 (31:57):
If they're willing to go to the penthouse after so
everybody just you know, move to the penthouse. Why not
have it at the penthouse all the time.
Speaker 1 (32:03):
Maybe that brass had to go to bed early, but
that furthers your point, why not originate from the final eight?
Speaker 2 (32:10):
Correct? Yeah? Mine.
Speaker 3 (32:11):
I mean, I'll tell you what I did last night.
I was all in for the Christmas party. I was
ready to go and tell my wife informed me, oh, no,
that is when his neighborhood caroling time.
Speaker 2 (32:23):
And I said, oh, she goes, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (32:25):
Lady down the street, we're all going to meet at
her house and have hot chocolate and snacks and then
we're gonna go caroling around the neighborhood.
Speaker 1 (32:34):
Little hot cocklate.
Speaker 3 (32:35):
So we go at five o'clock and there is nothing
but a gaggle of kids. I mean there might be
fourteen kids there.
Speaker 1 (32:43):
A bevy abroad. It's a gaggle of children.
Speaker 3 (32:45):
And they had a big old thing a hot chocolate.
They had marshmallows, they had glasses like Christmas trees and snowmen,
and they were blinking and they had different hats.
Speaker 1 (32:56):
But with the children with are the MILFs ding? Hey, Simon,
where's your mom? I want you to be safe out here.
Speaker 3 (33:05):
Well, two of the MILFs are currently pregnant.
Speaker 2 (33:15):
The other one there was not one there. It was
just the dad. So yeah, it was a little slim pickens.
Speaker 1 (33:21):
But I'm glad the Beser has not got the caroling bug.
Speaker 3 (33:25):
But it was no, it was a blast, man, It
was a blast knocking on people's door and yon.
Speaker 2 (33:32):
Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle.
Speaker 3 (33:35):
All the way, or as my three year old says,
jingle bells, jingle bells.
Speaker 2 (33:42):
Dad smells. Robin laid an egg.
Speaker 1 (33:45):
He did his own little rhyme.
Speaker 2 (33:48):
Yeah, and then the six year old.
Speaker 1 (33:51):
That's not how it goes that.
Speaker 2 (33:53):
We only sing that at home. That's what we did.
That was my night. That's how I missed the Christmas party.
Speaker 1 (33:59):
Man O Vaughn. Yeah, he caroled with a bunch of people.
In the response seem good, your response great? People actually
open their doors. People loved it. They opened their doors.
I can already tell you what Baser would do. It's
the same thing we do when the Amazon guy comes.
What we hide behind the couch. I ain't going to
no damn door people singing at me.
Speaker 3 (34:19):
I was impressed that the people opening their doors. And
we even saw a mom, dad, two kids in a
stroller and walking a dog. And we carrolled to them
on the sidewalk, cornered them.
Speaker 1 (34:31):
Mom, man, get away from me, Come on, get over here,
poppy bike their asspipe their dick off. Come on, come
out here, fluffy.
Speaker 2 (34:39):
Uh yeah.
Speaker 3 (34:40):
We just kind of surrounded them and we sang them
a song and they're like, oh, that was awesome.
Speaker 1 (34:44):
Okay, we're gonna go now run.
Speaker 3 (34:46):
And then my wife's like, hey, do you guys live
in the neighborhood And they're like, yeah, we live right
over there.
Speaker 1 (34:51):
And she was like, oh, well, why don't we get
your number? You know, you can join our kids group.
That's my husband. He was singing tenor and.
Speaker 2 (34:58):
My so my wife exchange numbers with the woman, and
she was like, why didn't you talk to the dad?
Why didn't you get his number. I'm like, you'll connect
us dead is.
Speaker 1 (35:08):
Ling base, Mama's ang tanner, me and the kid. It's
just joeing ride in there.
Speaker 3 (35:12):
But I mean, my course is like she's talking to wife,
and I'm supposed to be like, hey, since my wife
is getting your wife's number, and can I get your number?
Speaker 1 (35:18):
Man? Hey, John, let me go ahead and get your number.
Just totally lock this down. She's got your girl in
her control. How's it going, man? I can text you
at the office that worst phone. All right, great, man,
I'll teach you tomorrow. Football, all big game Bull games.
Speaker 3 (35:29):
Yeah, you big into the San Francisco coffee grinds up
in their butt bowl.
Speaker 2 (35:34):
I mean that happened. Oh no, you don't watch football, okay, se.
Speaker 3 (35:37):
Yeah, I didn't really talk to the I said hi
to him and that was it, and like, oh, how
old are your kids? But it wasn't like I don't
jump immediately to hey, since you live in the neighborhood,
I should get your number.
Speaker 2 (35:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (35:46):
I tried the bowl game talk with somebody at the
party the other night. No names named. Oh yeah, Bull season,
you know. Oh, I didn't even know they started. They're
starting this weekend. All right, this conversation's over.
Speaker 2 (35:56):
Yeah they are.
Speaker 1 (35:56):
I mean the guys, it's still biggest weekend in the
history coach football. And you didn't know the Valls blade
Ohio State in Texas playing Glimpson and Penn's State playing
some other sister the school at the Midwest University.
Speaker 2 (36:10):
Yeah, I'm playing SMU Man.
Speaker 1 (36:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (36:12):
And then I did see I don't know if you
saw this, if you find this interesting, but I find
it very interesting.
Speaker 2 (36:17):
The Cubs made a trade yesterday and.
Speaker 1 (36:19):
Sixty six days what I have an automated scoreboard in
my kitchen, it says sixty six days till Cubs Dodgers.
Speaker 2 (36:27):
Oh well, they traded Cody Bellinger to the freaking Yankees.
Speaker 1 (36:33):
Don't mean it make a hill beans?
Speaker 2 (36:35):
Oh you know why? It makes it interesting?
Speaker 3 (36:39):
Stanton Gia Carlos Stanton his ex girlfriend is Cody Bellinger's wife.
Speaker 1 (36:45):
Wow, yeah, that guy who got him on the team.
Have a good practice, boy spring.
Speaker 2 (36:51):
Hey man, how's Marissa? Oh you know she's good. Man.
She looks the same as when I had her in
my bed, Like, how the like?
Speaker 1 (36:58):
How awkward is this?
Speaker 2 (37:00):
Tell me this is not the weirdest thing ever.
Speaker 1 (37:02):
She's a clee chaser.
Speaker 3 (37:04):
I mean, obviously, once you get in these circles, I
guess you just stay in these circles.
Speaker 1 (37:08):
You can get out. Alex Euro was in the sports.
Actually she's still with the football guy.
Speaker 2 (37:12):
Yeah, she's still with Burrios.
Speaker 1 (37:13):
She was dating a baseball guy though.
Speaker 3 (37:16):
Okay, so she's in the circle. But I mean, these
dudes are sharing a locker room. They are Eskimo brothers.
Unless she saved herself from marriage. Yeah, I just found
that hilarious.
Speaker 1 (37:29):
Even funnier. You guys lost a major asset.
Speaker 3 (37:32):
No, we got Tucker. We got Tucker from that, Sir Tucker,
Kyle Tucker. Oh yeah, I'll take him over Bellinger.
Speaker 1 (37:38):
Yeah, Belner's on the way down right. Baser said he
looks like a creepy criminal that just touched somebody. Oh,
he had a weird mustache. All season she was playing
Beat the Streak. Yeah, and he had this mustache. I
mustache you a question and she didn't like the mustache.
Thin gets creepy. I'm not picking him to get a hit. Huh.
Speaker 3 (37:55):
That's an interesting way to go about it, you know
what I mean? Like, Hey, you know you just be
that's the record. You got the five point six million dollars.
Speaker 2 (38:02):
How did you do it? Well?
Speaker 3 (38:03):
If they looked creepy and they had a mustache, I
didn't pick them. If they looked like they'd touch me
in a back alley, I avoided. If they looked like
a hobby that would give me a good ride, I
picked him. I mean, that would be a great interview.
I love it, But I just found that funny. You
don't seem to care.
Speaker 1 (38:20):
No, I do care. I do I do. But if
we really investigated, I mean, Derek Jeter probably bagged about
a thousand chicks. You want to know how many athletes
right now are playing there some way or connected Derek
Jeter to degrees of separation? Come on, Hall, louijsh Amen.
Speaker 2 (38:34):
Probably not that many.
Speaker 1 (38:35):
I mean basketball players running the same circles. Oh that
you were getting Tristan Thompson. Oh Chloe bagging Chloe? Then
bags lamar did they.
Speaker 2 (38:46):
Ever share a locker room? I mean I do have
a girl. I know a girl.
Speaker 3 (38:52):
She's married, right, married to this dude. I thought they
were happily married, thought everything was going great. Wit how's
he going? How are you been happy?
Speaker 1 (39:02):
Oh you're not? No.
Speaker 3 (39:04):
Then I just see a post on Facebook. It's like,
f him, f him. I will never talk to him.
What kind of guy does that? And to my sister?
You are no longer my sister. How could you do
that to you?
Speaker 1 (39:19):
I'm putting the puzzle together.
Speaker 3 (39:21):
Yeah, they he married her sister, so she doesn't have
it like her and her sister are best friends.
Speaker 2 (39:31):
I don't understand that.
Speaker 3 (39:32):
I need to know like that. That's crazy, Like how
do you go it's the holidays?
Speaker 1 (39:38):
Where it's the holidays.
Speaker 2 (39:39):
Since they don't spend holidays together.
Speaker 1 (39:41):
Right, but think about the past. You're doing nothing for
a week. All of a sudden, one person sleeps in
the other one gets up early. You're having coffee, you
have one talk. The next day, they're wearing their pajamas.
Never knew she had a body. The next day, Hey,
I gotta go play pickleball together. My wife's still in bed.
Speaker 2 (40:01):
You mean the pickleball in your pants? Are the real
pickle ball?
Speaker 1 (40:04):
The next day and that conversation was fun. Hey, you
want to go grab drinks? Wifes around her family. She says,
you feel sick? Hey, you care if I go get
drinks with your sister? Sounds like arnold. Then there you
go boom bang next to another banging question.
Speaker 2 (40:19):
Though, like legit question, and I want you to give
me a serious answer.
Speaker 1 (40:24):
Yeah, Bazer doesn't have a sister, she got a brother.
I ain't gonna hook up with Hunter. Maybe is that
your question?
Speaker 3 (40:30):
No, that wasn't my question.
Speaker 2 (40:35):
Didn't even bop in my head. Who makes the first move?
Speaker 1 (40:40):
Yeah, like how it's not who makes the first move,
it's who makes the first move. And it's received like
how is you're not your first response? Like slap them?
Like how was your first response? Like let them grab
my boob? How do you not slap them? Just like
you gotta stop that right now, never do that again.
I can't even bring it up because it's going to
(41:01):
cause so much dissension.
Speaker 3 (41:02):
Like I get it, Like I understand making a move
if you're like how you make a move if you're married,
But it's just some random chick that doesn't have any
relation to your family or you know, there's not really
any repercussions. This is if I make a move on
my wife's sister. This is unbelievable, Like there is so
(41:24):
much risk involved. Or if you're the sister, I'm about
to make a move on my sister's husband. If I
do this, it has I have to be one hundred
percent in Like who makes the first step.
Speaker 1 (41:38):
I'll tell you right now.
Speaker 2 (41:39):
And his name.
Speaker 1 (41:41):
Jay Dames. So it's said these are these family Christmas parties.
There's drinking. It's not a sober at church move. A
lot of them made at night when some brown has
been dipped into maybe or surrounding an office party.
Speaker 3 (41:57):
I would love to get him on the podcast and
say how did this happen? It, Like, explain to me
how that went down.
Speaker 1 (42:04):
I wonder if it's any different than a normal affair,
or if it feels that much naughtier and that's why
they did it because they're a naughty boy.
Speaker 2 (42:18):
Maybe Yeah, right, Happy Wednesday, guys. I don't know.
Speaker 3 (42:23):
There's some bowl games that I don't know what the
hell they're called. Oh I think, Oh, and how about
those bucks?
Speaker 1 (42:28):
I saw?
Speaker 2 (42:30):
Oh, what did you see?
Speaker 1 (42:32):
Arkansas is in a dog Ship Bowl? I saw the
Vanderbilt made the miny Key Tire Bowl or something. They
made the something in Birmingham. Yeah, they're playing uh, Georgia Tech.
But I saw there's actually a game that nobody's talking about,
Michigan Alabama. But it's not the Michigan of last year,
and it's not the Alabama. Yeah, they play each other.
(42:53):
That's what I saw it, And I was like, holy fuck,
how is nobody I've not even heard that mentioned?
Speaker 2 (42:58):
Because no one cares.
Speaker 1 (42:58):
I know. That's why all these bulls other than the CFP,
nobody cares. But I love it, Like I can go
to it, then go to fucking Birmingham and go to
the game tonight.
Speaker 3 (43:08):
I don't even go to Vanderbilt when they're down the
street from from us right here, Like I don't when
they're a mile from our office.
Speaker 2 (43:14):
I do not go to their stadium. I don't care.
Speaker 1 (43:16):
These games need to do the same thing the CFP
is doing. And you know what that is what home
field advantage Vanderbilt needs to play here. You come into
Vanderbilt and you take the minor Key Car Care Bowl
because guess what where are Lavin and Justin will be there?
Six dollars tickets?
Speaker 3 (43:36):
Dude with his Vandy I I was looking at going
to the Vandy basketball game this weeken, and they're like
twelve dollars tickets.
Speaker 2 (43:41):
I think they're playing. I don't know who they're playing.
Speaker 1 (43:44):
Dude, hit up Justin. There's nothing any more than he
loves a Vandy basketball game or a Vandy football game.
Speaker 3 (43:50):
Yeah, there's the number one promoter. There's games they might
have been playing the city. They might be playing the
Citadel this weekend. I almost I'm thinking about taking the
boys to it.
Speaker 1 (43:58):
We'll tell you. We did go to Vandy Georgia bet
it a couple of years ago. Absolute blast in person
watching your bet so much fun. We had bud lights flowing,
they were serving alcohol. We got kicked out of the
student section. Justin almost didn't get in because he didn't
have his COVID vaccine card. It was a blast. We
won the bet.
Speaker 2 (44:18):
That's even better.
Speaker 1 (44:19):
Guy drained to three at the buzzer.
Speaker 2 (44:20):
That's even better. Yep, that's better.
Speaker 1 (44:22):
And then we met Baser back at the bars in
Midtown and continued where we were. All Right, dude, those games, yeah,
now that I knock him, don't knock them, man, those
games are actually pretty decent.
Speaker 2 (44:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (44:33):
I've been to a Belmont game. Man, that was pretty good.
I don't I bet that one. And Belmont came back
and covered.
Speaker 1 (44:39):
I was getting popcorn. Yeah, what did I miss?
Speaker 2 (44:42):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (44:42):
A lot of points.
Speaker 3 (44:43):
All right, Well, happy Wednesday, guys. We'll see on Friday.
And that Hey, college playoffs starts Friday and uh oh wait,
we gotta take a break. Hold on, We're gonna take
a break because I gotta read this. Hold on, here
it is. We got an email.
Speaker 2 (45:01):
Hey, coachers just bought my ticket for my fourth year
in a row going to Coaches convention. And yes, the
brother will also be going. We're praying for some snow,
but maybe not quite as much as last year.
Speaker 1 (45:11):
We'll give you some snow.
Speaker 3 (45:13):
So I watched the YouTube video from Friday, and I
don't think Ray has looked at the football calendar for
this season. The way it falls, MLK weekend is actually
a week later than it's been in the past Coaches conventions,
so we will actually be together for the divisional round
instead of a wild card weekend. So there really should
be some good games. PS, please tell more kindergarten stories
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from baby Box. As a kindergarten teacher, I got a
good laugh at them. Merry Christmas, Emily mckibbon.
Speaker 2 (45:42):
Thank you, Emily. So we're idiots.
Speaker 1 (45:46):
We just assumed.
Speaker 2 (45:48):
We assume.
Speaker 1 (45:49):
You guys guarantee will not be seeing the Lions or Chiefs.
They'll be seeing both of them in prime time. They'll
be the two biggest games of the weekend. Coach, we
should probably look at a couple of things before they
convention gets out. We would have known by the live podcast.
Speaker 2 (46:02):
We would have known.
Speaker 3 (46:03):
But at this point in time, I literally just assumed
that MLK weekend was the same weekend every weekend.
Speaker 2 (46:08):
I have no idea. I don't know how holidays work, Like,
how do they change times?
Speaker 1 (46:14):
They do? Because every six years basers birthday falls on
Thanksgiving and it is over. Really yeah, so like every
six years MLK must fall on the second weekend of
NFL playoffs. That's the earth circling. No, no, I understand
the earth circles.
Speaker 3 (46:30):
I just thought it was always that first whatever weekend
in I don't know. I don't pay attention to holidays,
that's all. That's that's the gist of it. I understand.
July fourth, it never changes. December twenty fifth, it never changes.
Those holidays stay the same. Every other holiday I guess
falls on different days.
Speaker 1 (46:48):
Floats for Hallow, Halloween, and Valentine's Day.
Speaker 3 (46:52):
Oh Valentine's Day, my birthday never changed. New Year's Day
always January first, Yeah, New Year's Eve December thirty first, always.
It's a good point, all right, That was all. I
just want to read that email. If you want tickets,
sore Losers dot com, we'd love to have you here.
I mean, it's gonna be a hell of a weekend
acts throwing.
Speaker 1 (47:12):
We are going to a meeting.
Speaker 2 (47:14):
We are going to a meeting at Chiefs Bar today.
Tie up so blue Sins.
Speaker 3 (47:17):
Yeah, we're gonna talk to Eric Church see if he
can make an appearance.
Speaker 1 (47:20):
So thank you guys for having it here. You guys,
you guys want some what are you guys gonna drink
jag dan? What do you guys?
Speaker 2 (47:25):
You want? You want some? You want? You guys want
to meet at the pizza hup beforehand.
Speaker 1 (47:29):
Hey, you guys are gonna drink beer, you guys, you
guys canna drink some hard alcohol?
Speaker 2 (47:33):
Yeah? Man, are you guys gonna do the happy hour here? Yeah?
It's gonna be open bar. Yeah. Oh sweet dude, it
sounds like your people are gonna get fucked up. Probably.
Speaker 1 (47:40):
Man, Hey, you guys want me to play a song?
Whoa whoa whoa whoa dute he plays a song? I
mean we already lucked out with Keith Urban possibly having
bobbleheads and his own face singing the anthem at the
hockey game. What if Eric Church has got something for
MLK weekend and that would be awesome. I'll be playing
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the piano back in my hometown in the pizza hood.
Speaker 2 (48:06):
I will say that she wanted a kindergarten story.
Speaker 3 (48:08):
Maybe box got off the bus the other day. He goes, Dad, Dad,
You'll never believe what I found on the bus, not
right now. So on NFL playoffs and I'm like, okay,
what did you find on the bus? He goes, hold this,
hands me his backpack. He starts unzipping it, and I'm like,
what is he about to pull out of his backpack?
What could a kindergartener find on the bus that he
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is so enthused about?
Speaker 1 (48:32):
Caterpillar for two hundred not bad?
Speaker 2 (48:36):
And I'm like, all right. He goes, where is it?
Where is it? He pulls in and goes, Dad, close
your eyes.
Speaker 1 (48:41):
I'm like, okay, punches you in the junk.
Speaker 2 (48:44):
Close my eyes. He goes, put your hand out. Okay.
He goes, put both hands out, okay, put both hands out,
puts the item in my hand. He goes, open your eyes.
He goes, isn't that awesome? There's a pencil?
Speaker 1 (49:00):
He got a free pencil.
Speaker 2 (49:02):
He found a pencil halfway used, like it's already been.
Speaker 1 (49:05):
You know, you gotta teach him about returning it.
Speaker 2 (49:08):
You didn't know who blonde to do.
Speaker 1 (49:10):
But that.
Speaker 2 (49:11):
Was what a kindergartener was excited about.
Speaker 1 (49:14):
Do you fake excitement or do you say, I gotta
be real that ain't that cool?
Speaker 2 (49:18):
I said, oh man, that's a really cool pencil.
Speaker 1 (49:21):
Okay. That insults their intelligence, though, when you fake that excitement,
because you wouldn't give me that excitement if I present
you with a pencil.
Speaker 2 (49:27):
He's never found a pencil before. You found plenty of pencils.
Speaker 1 (49:30):
I was gonna present you with something during this podcast,
ironically enough, and I thought he won't be excited enough,
so I'm just gonna keep it for myself.
Speaker 2 (49:38):
Okay, cool man.
Speaker 1 (49:39):
There was dessert last night, and I actually got it
to go thing and put in the fridge. But then
I was also hungry. But I was like, that'd be
cool if I gave it to lunchbox. But I was like,
his excitement won't be there, so I'm just gonna have
it myself. What was the dessert? It was called trifle,
like similar to trace Lachius. It was the hit of
the party. Everybody talked about it and ate it.
Speaker 2 (49:56):
Oh I've never had it, man. Did you have some
last night? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (50:01):
Oh, it's so much so that I brought a takeout
with me. Oh cool, yeah? Let me yeah, here, put
your hands out.
Speaker 2 (50:07):
Okay. Did you know what sucks? I got a soccer
game at nine forty five at night.
Speaker 1 (50:18):
N that's when it's time to hang it up. Man.
I'll have three and a half hours of sleep by
the time your game starts.
Speaker 2 (50:25):
Oh, no, that's what's rough.