The Knoxville Nightmare

In this episode Lunchbox and Ray talk about their weekend in Knoxville. The Vols were taking on Kentucky so we will fill you in on the good, the bad, and the ugly from the weekend. Lunchbox had a look at his life coming to an end and a life on the streets was what life had come to. Ray made a declaration but then the 4th quarter came and he went back on his word. 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:03):
Yeah, you're live. Let's do it.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Here we go. We're back there on a weekend. Man,
it's good to see you.

Speaker 1 (00:09):
Yeah, man, you're live.

Speaker 2 (00:10):
Yeah, let's go. All right, let's just start the SHOWDD.
We're not gonna We're not gonna do this mess around crap.
Let's just let's start the show and.

Speaker 1 (00:19):
Talk. I'm it's on your dick.

Speaker 2 (00:22):
Why does it keep falling down?

Speaker 1 (00:24):
That's called a mic going limp?

Speaker 2 (00:26):
Yeah, I know, and it keeps doing it. All right,
I'm ready. Man. Well we got a hell of a weekend.
We had so much go on. It is going to
be I mean, this is action packed. I have story
upon story upon story upon story.

Speaker 1 (00:40):
All right, we're ready to go. Intro music. And of
course people turned off the dials.

Speaker 2 (00:46):
Why do they turn off the dials?

Speaker 1 (00:49):
If you want me to be real, it's people that
don't do live radio and they think all this. You guys,
just leave all the dials up, leave all the logins. Good.
As long as you don't touch the control room, You're
never gonna go live on a radio station. Put all
the all the way to the top. Who gives a rip?

Speaker 2 (01:02):
Let him cap all right, ray, no cap a cap?
No cap I wasn't wearing a cap at the Tennessee game.

Speaker 1 (01:07):
You weren't wearing it.

Speaker 2 (01:08):
Were you wearing a cap? You weren't wearing a cap
at the Tennessee game.

Speaker 1 (01:10):
Yeah, I wasn't loving it.

Speaker 2 (01:11):
Man.

Speaker 1 (01:12):
I used to have a great hat. Dodd one time
took it to some gig he had because he had
to lo wast a bet. Long story, I'll make it short.
So he had to take my Tennessee vall stuff. Lost
the hat, my best balls hat I've ever had. Ooh,
he said. He spilled a bunch of shit on it,
and he bought me a new one.

Speaker 2 (01:27):
But it's not the same hat.

Speaker 1 (01:28):
Not the same dude, and I don't like it. I'm
not into it.

Speaker 2 (01:30):
It's weird.

Speaker 1 (01:31):
Yeah, it kind of throws off my vibe.

Speaker 2 (01:32):
Yeah, I did feel like your vibe was off a
little bit. Saturday night.

Speaker 3 (01:35):
All right, we're gonna do it live, guys. Arnold is off.

Speaker 1 (01:38):
He ended up being the the d D. He drove
us to Knoxville. He is still in Knoxville. Hope we
get him back by Wednesday.

Speaker 2 (01:46):
Yeah, he got. He went to some fraternity party. We
didn't hear from him after that. He said, all we
got is a text set. See you Wednesday.

Speaker 1 (01:52):
We're gonna do it live.

Speaker 2 (01:54):
We oh the one two three sore loser? What up, everybody?
I'm lunchbox. I know the most about sports, so I'll
give you the sports facts, my sports opinions, because I'm
pretty much a sports genius, y'all.

Speaker 1 (02:09):
It is Sison. I'm an alpha male. I live on
the north side of Nashville with Baser. My wife, she's
a Broadway girl. Took her there, dang it all we do.
I have two point five kids, white picket fence there
in the country two acres as well, two point five
kids two point two acres. Wow, over to you, man.

Speaker 2 (02:27):
I'm gonna tell you what. I've never been to Knoxville.
And so when I get the email saying, hey, do
you think you could go to Knoxville this weekend and
for the Tennessee Kentucky game, and Life LG has this
setup on the tailgate could you go to And I'm like, Yeah,
I can do that, no problem. And I know Ray
and Bay are gonna be there. And then they're like, oh,

(02:47):
you're gonna bring anybody with you, and I'm like, it's
so last minute. Nobody can just up and leave their families.
I didn't want to bring my kids because that's a
big hassle. So I'm like, all right. So I'm rolling
to Knoxville, and I'm like, oh, if I'm gonna be
in a tailgate, I gotta get Tennessee gear. So I'm driving, driving,
and I'm about an hour hour and fifteen into the drive.
It's like a two and a half hour drive, it says.

(03:09):
And I see an academy and I'm like, oh, yeah,
Academy Sports and Outdoors. I'll go get me a Tennessee shirt. There.

Speaker 1 (03:14):
Okay, coach, you're in walking advertisement. You hit LG and
now you hit academy.

Speaker 2 (03:19):
Yeah. And so I exit the highway and then before
I even get to the academy there's a Walmart on
my right. I'm like, even better, gonna be cheaper, easier
to get a ball shirt. Get in, get out, and
get on the road. So I go into Walmart and
I'm looking everywhere and this is a huge Walmart, and
I find the Tennessee gear and their shirts are about

(03:40):
six sizes too big for me.

Speaker 1 (03:42):
No, that's balls fans for you. Man, Damn, somebody messed
up my mouse. That's balls for you. Man.

Speaker 2 (03:51):
Then there's one polo like it was orange, had a
white tea on it, and it was nineteen ninety nine.
I'm like, this is perfect for the tailgate. It's short
sleeve because I had a balse sweatshirt I borrowed from
Kevin that was gonna wear at the game because it
was blackout, and I'm like, oh, I'll get this and
I pull it off the shelf and it has green
streaks right down the front of it. I'm like, well,

(04:12):
I can't wear that, like that's obviously been worn and
has green stuff on it, and they took it back
and put it on the shelf, so I'm like, damn it.
So this this five minute like detour has turned into
a thirty five minute stop to get a T shirt.
So then I have to leave the Walmart and I'm like,
all right, I guess I gotta go to Academy after all.
And I go to Academy and I find the Tennessee

(04:33):
section not very good selection shirts. And I shouldn't be
picky because I'm not even a balls fan and I
fan and I don't care, So why am I sitting
there going ah, man, that one doesn't look that good.
I'm just wearing it for a tailgate.

Speaker 1 (04:45):
Favorite quote of all time Stassy Vanderpump pouls, I don't care.
I don't care. I'm gonna change. I don't care. I
don't care. Over to you inside joke, got it.

Speaker 2 (04:57):
So I sit there and I find this one with
the doll on it. I don't know the dog's name, Houndy.
Is it really Houndy?

Speaker 1 (05:04):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (05:05):
Okay, it's like smoke here, Smokey. I think that's what
it is. Fine one with him and I'm like, that's
perfect ray. What do they call him?

Speaker 1 (05:10):
Waggle?

Speaker 2 (05:11):
And I'm thinking, oh, it'd be twenty twenty five bucks.
And I go up to the.

Speaker 3 (05:14):
Regisirt we're still out at a Walmart.

Speaker 2 (05:16):
No, we're at academy in a fucking Knoxville. No, we're
at academy.

Speaker 1 (05:20):
We're five minutes in. We're still on forty five where
the damn road is, and twenty four forty two it
rings up.

Speaker 2 (05:28):
Thirty nine dollars. I'm like, God, bless America. And I'm like,
all right, that's okay. I'll just leave the tag on
it and I'll take it back like no problem. And
so I get back on the road and now it's
getting kind of trafficky. I'm trying to get there early
enough where there's not going to be traffic, but all
the people flowing in got people with their palm palms
tacked to the car. I saw one license plate that said,

(05:51):
ut fan, Wow, we are all rolling to the balls game.
Here we go, and it is starting to get traffic.
It's starting to go slower.

Speaker 1 (05:59):
Now.

Speaker 2 (06:00):
Too many damn people on the road. I can't fly, dude.

Speaker 1 (06:02):
I told Baser, we got to get the license plate.
Every one in every third car had something balls off
the plate exactly.

Speaker 2 (06:08):
I mean it was crazy and you could see all that.
Like some of the cars had like seven different volves
hat on the dash. I'm like, guys, you only need one.

Speaker 1 (06:15):
I mean, yeah, it's bumper sticker heaven right there, dude.

Speaker 2 (06:17):
So I finally get to the hotel and I got
to be at this tailgate at four fifteen. And I
get to the hotel and it's like two thirty. I'm like, damn, man,
so I gotta take a crap. Then I gotta take
a shower, and then I got to get to the tailgate.

Speaker 1 (06:32):
But at least we're finally in Knoxville.

Speaker 2 (06:33):
I'm in Knoxville, and I'm on the outskirts in Knoxville.
I'm not even downtown Knoxville. I'm still like twelve minutes
from the stadium according to the GPS by the ball
and so I'm like, all right, cool, So get out
the shower. And I'm like, let me get me an
Uber because they never sent me a parking pass. I
was supposed to have a parking pass. Never got it.

Speaker 3 (06:51):
So cool around here. Some of that stuff's gonna fall
through the cracks.

Speaker 2 (06:54):
It falls through the cracks, no problem, I'll just call
an uber. Supposed to be there at four fifteen. I'm
out of the shower. It's you know, three forty.

Speaker 1 (07:04):
And I'm cut it closed, dude.

Speaker 2 (07:06):
And I hit the uber uh pick up twenty five minutes.
I'm like, well, okay, sure, and I go to Lyft
try that pick up forty five minutes. I'm like, well
that's not gonna work, and then the Uber cancels my ride.
I'm like, okay, all right, now I'm starting to I'm
gonna be late.

Speaker 1 (07:24):
Same thing happened to us. I guess in Knoxville it's
common for that happened.

Speaker 2 (07:27):
I mean, I'm gonna be late. I'm gonna be late
to this four fifteen t o Gate. Then I get
a text from the g the LG people, and they say, hey,
what what's your ETA. I'm like, oh, yeah, about that.
I'm still at the hotel because I can't get a
ride and I don't have a parking pass. He's like, oh,
never send you a parking pass. Let me let let
me send that over.

Speaker 1 (07:46):
Sorry, I wasn't on an LG phone on my service
isn't as good good plug there.

Speaker 2 (07:55):
And so I finally get an uber and then he goes, oh, man,
I send the parking pass. And I look at my
GPS and it says nineteen minutes to get there, and
it says the uber is gonna be there in eight minutes.
So it's not really gonna save me anytime to download
the parking pass try to drive myself, so I'll just
wait for the Uber. So I get in the Uber
and the dude it's just.

Speaker 1 (08:13):
Boom, boom boom.

Speaker 2 (08:15):
He's got the Bob airplanes playing.

Speaker 1 (08:18):
I mean, he's Jack Knights guys and the Dogskys like airplanes.

Speaker 2 (08:24):
Right now, well, right now, go falls. How's it going, Mike?
I said, how you doing? Man, good, and you turn
up the music. I'm like, all right, cool, I guess
we're not gonna talk, so we're just gonna sit here
and jam out. And we drive and I get to
the McClung Plaza and I'm walking up and there's the
Life Is Good LG set up and they got dunk tank,
they got some football throwing competition. They got a camera

(08:47):
where you do the touchdown celebration. I'm supposed to film
some stuff and put it up on socials, did you. Well,
here's the problem. I adn't have many of the film it.

Speaker 1 (08:57):
That's the problem. You're not good at selfies.

Speaker 2 (08:58):
No, I'm not good at selfies in it's hard to
selfie yourself throwing a football.

Speaker 1 (09:02):
But there's so many gen z rs. Ask one of
the ten million to take a picture of you.

Speaker 2 (09:06):
No, I get it. And I did the touchdown dance
thing like I did a great video that I was
going to include in my social thing.

Speaker 1 (09:12):
But the cell phone reception there was so bad, dude,
I'm all with you. I took all my pictures. I
posted them when we got back to the room that
night of pictures that were in the day, and they
were all out of order. Chronologically, which totally is against
how I post, but that's how I had to do it.

Speaker 2 (09:26):
And so I never received the touchdown dance. They entered
my phone number twice. We did it twice, and the
dude entered it in twice, And because of the reception
at that campus, I never received my video. Okay, cool,
one hundred thousand people. What do you think, man, there
ain't gonna be that many towers. I have no idea.

(09:47):
I don't know the layout of Knoxville, but apparently I
couldn't even get a text to go through because then
I'm texting Ray and Bay and I'm like, hey, guys,
you guys gonna come by, You guys gonna come by,
and nothing is going through. It's just like doing that
little line and it won't go, won't go. Then Baser
calls me.

Speaker 1 (10:02):
Our text messages went lunch. Hey guys, I'm at mclung plaza.
Me and Baezer. Word up is mclung plaza lunch? I'm
at McClung pasa us. Seriously, where in the literal is
mclung plaza lunch?

Speaker 2 (10:16):
Right, you guy? The statue in McClung Plaza, guys, here's
a picture of the statue and then we go, great,
cool statue, that's really neat.

Speaker 1 (10:23):
Where's the statue at?

Speaker 3 (10:24):
And he goes McClung Plaza and we said.

Speaker 2 (10:27):
Word, the is McClung Plaza? And I said, I don't know.
I'm not from Dogville. I don't know how to tell
you how to get here. Just get here. So then
Baezer calls me and she's like, hey, drop me a
pin of your location and here you go. Let me
tell you something people, Let me tell you something. Sores Nation.
You want to know how many times I've dropped my

(10:49):
pin the zero. I have no idea how to drop
my pin. I don't know how to drop my location.
So Baezer says, oh, she walk me through it, hangs up.

Speaker 3 (11:02):
I'm glad she did it, dude, I would have never
found you.

Speaker 1 (11:04):
I would have still been texting where the is McClung
plause up.

Speaker 2 (11:11):
Baser hangs up, and I'm like, all right, I'm gonna
drop my pin and I go and I go to
drop the pin. Thing he goes, it's your services aren't on.
You need to turn it on in your settings. I'm like,
now I have to go in my settings and figure
out how to turn on drop my pin location.

Speaker 3 (11:28):
You must have been a hell of a host.

Speaker 1 (11:29):
Dude. All this time, you're supposed to be talking to people,
You're just playing on your phone.

Speaker 2 (11:32):
That I am. I'm trying to check the score the
Georgia game because it was a close one. I couldn't
even pull up the scores. Had no idea what was
going on in college football because I could get no reception.

Speaker 1 (11:42):
And I agree with you, I wondered the next day.
I was like, damn, that was responsible to me. I
only did one twenty five dollars parlay. It lost the balls,
didn't miss one hundred kicks. So I thought to myself,
why didn't I place another bet? That's so responsible to me?
There was no service, no suen. That's why I only
placed one twenty five dollars bet.

Speaker 2 (11:57):
And I was just doing it because I want to
know if Georgia was gonna get upset. Holy crap, they
beat the doors off Texas. Are they gonna lose the
freaking Florida at the cocktail party? But couldn't get it
so anyway, and then I don't call it that. I
finally called I finally dropped the pin and it doesn't
go through for like another thirty minutes because of the

(12:17):
self zone reception is so freaking bad.

Speaker 1 (12:20):
Yeah, our timeline, dude, honestly, that is our time. It's
so freaking depressing. And then there's your picture of McClung
plaza out there in an invaser. You get it, and
then you go McClung plaza. And then oh, then they
were talking about the tickets. Oh, I said, you get it,
and I said you what about was? What was it
the charger? You're like, I need a charger that was.

Speaker 2 (12:38):
In the game. That's later. That later. Okay, so then
I might I gotta film some stuff, but I can't.

Speaker 1 (12:44):
Where are you at? Let's go that's you and then
me for my voice. I go, literally, I have no
idea where we are you? This plaza deal is over
to the public us. Where the fuck is mcluck closea
you m but I think they might have been delayed.
They were just stupid ass picture. Oh yeah, dude, let

(13:05):
me try and find this naked ass dude. This guy's
dick hanging out on a horse.

Speaker 2 (13:11):
Where the fuck is that? Dude? I thought you, I
don't I don't know the university camp stop.

Speaker 1 (13:19):
In Baser's defense, She says she went when she was
little and so she doesn't know all the landmarks. But dude,
I don't know this fucking thing. What is this?

Speaker 2 (13:27):
I don't know this day.

Speaker 1 (13:28):
I'm not found the clung Plaza horse guy.

Speaker 2 (13:31):
Don't know what that is, but okay, whatever, And then
Ray says, can we roll through with a twelve pack
of white Claw? And I said it's open.

Speaker 3 (13:42):
I was making sure you could bring booze into it.

Speaker 2 (13:45):
I said it's open to the public. Come on, and
so that's what he did. They rolled, they pulled up.

Speaker 1 (13:52):
Well, what I didn't realize about the Vall's situation, dude,
we were drinking right next to the registrar. They don't
care that you drink on campus. No library, all of
a sudden is now a tailgate where a bunch of
dads were playing beer pong.

Speaker 2 (14:04):
And you know what the library is called. It's Hodge's Library,
named after my roommate in college. Really now it's just
his last name. And he took a picture of it
when he was there.

Speaker 3 (14:13):
Yeah, it's very bizarre how you're in school Monday through Friday,
but the second Saturday hits you have a dad chugging
a forty ounce of Jack Nicholson Danielson booze, and it's
totally fine, and the cops don't arrest anybody.

Speaker 2 (14:25):
And the college boys can walk them down the street
with beers in their hand. They don't give a damn right.

Speaker 1 (14:29):
That's why I now feel stupid. But at the time,
I was like, guys, ask him if we can walk
through with a twelve white claw because it's technically illegal
to drink on campus, but it.

Speaker 2 (14:39):
Was not illegal on that day. They make exceptions to
the rule. So cool. All right, we're there and they
pull up and then Baser goes, oh, I just got
your pin. I'm like, what do you mean it just
now came through. She was like, we had to ask
ten people where McClung Plaza was for us to finally
get here. If you could never have got your pin.

Speaker 1 (14:58):
Drop dude. We went through every tail gate, wrapping around,
looking around, peeking into stuff, people wondering what the hell
are you doing in our tailgate? Thought we were part
of McClung Plaza. The plaza spans and goes throughout woods
and into a little lower areas, and there's hills. It's
kind of hill the plaza. It might be the smallest
thing on the entire campus. Dude, it wasn't that big,

(15:19):
but we found every tailgate butt yours. But then eventually
we stumbled on it.

Speaker 2 (15:23):
Yes, and then the guy that at LG that was
running it, he was filming stuff for like the student
athletes that were there, but he didn't film for me.
So I'm just filming random people. So my video when
I put it up is gonna be a bunch of
random people. It's not even gonna be me, which they
probably wanted it to be. You. Uh, probably wanted it
to be me. But that's okay.

Speaker 1 (15:42):
Hi there, miss, can I take a video of you?

Speaker 2 (15:44):
I didn't really ask. I just filmed some stuff and
filmed and it was great and it was awesome.

Speaker 1 (15:48):
And then did you were those fans? And then there
was a picnic table where you had to sit at
and it was like some twenty two year old co
ed and her mom just hanging out. I was like,
are these your new best friend?

Speaker 2 (15:57):
No, she went to the University of Tennessee. She was
a fan of the sh but she was also there.
She's a social media influencer, so she was covering it
for LG. Also. Okay, so we do all that, and
then I get some barbecue and I'm like, man, we're
about to go to the game. We got an hour
and a half to the game. And then I get
a text and it's from the guy from LG. He's like, hey, man,

(16:17):
where are you at? Are you gonna come on the
field with us before the game?

Speaker 1 (16:22):
Tue?

Speaker 2 (16:23):
And I said, excuse me, I said, do what? So
I called him real quick and he goes, hey, man,
did you not know that we're gonna be outside gate
twenty one. We're gonna meet there and then we're gonna
go out on the field before the game.

Speaker 1 (16:36):
You tell me about to pull up?

Speaker 2 (16:37):
I said, and he goes, it's one of those things.
I mean, you got to be here. I mean, we
don't have time to wait. So if you can. If
you're here, you're here. If you're not, you're not. But
I would head there right now if you want to
go on the field. Oh, he was laying to you
straight And I said, hey, Ray, I gotta go. Man,
I'm gonna go out on the field. I have no
idea what I'm doing, but I'm about to go on
the field. And so then I headed to the gate

(16:58):
twenty one and I waited.

Speaker 1 (17:02):
Yeah, the gate numbers is not important. You gotta take
a break.

Speaker 2 (17:04):
Yeah, we're gonna take a break.

Speaker 1 (17:05):
Yep.

Speaker 2 (17:05):
And I'm gonna tell you what happened once I got
to gate twenty one. All right after this. So I
get to Gate twenty one, I.

Speaker 1 (17:14):
Goes for that commercial Colin Cowherd.

Speaker 2 (17:16):
I go through the little security. I don't have to
scan my ticket yet. I'm just standing out there side
Gate twenty one.

Speaker 1 (17:21):
And you couldn't bring us because it was just your thing.

Speaker 2 (17:24):
It was just my thing, LG. I had nothing, I
had no idea. He was just like, hey, do you
want to go? You know? I was like, sorry, Ray,
I'm going on the field. I know you're the Balls fan,
but I'm gonna go down there with Nico and Josh
Heipel and company, and I'm gonna get that Samson. I'm
gonna be down there with them. Okay, So you you
stay up here. I'm gonna see Stoops on the other sideline.
I'm gonna yell at him, dude, good thing you.

Speaker 1 (17:44):
Got the geared academy. Otherwise you're wearing a red Clay
Strays hoodie.

Speaker 2 (17:47):
Exactly. That's I look like I am straight up one
balls all the time. And I show up at gate
twenty one and I'm just standing there, and I'm standing
there for like twenty minutes.

Speaker 1 (17:59):
You just keep looking in the text twenty one twenty one,
Gate twenty one, twenty one.

Speaker 2 (18:05):
Okay, no, I did. And I asked someone, is there
another gate twenty one or is this the only gate
twenty one? He goes, now, this is it?

Speaker 1 (18:11):
Man, right here?

Speaker 3 (18:12):
Oh now, man, dad, i'd look at you right now.

Speaker 1 (18:13):
That's twenty one, man, that's the twenty one.

Speaker 2 (18:16):
Hey, Sarah is at a tude to one.

Speaker 1 (18:18):
That's twenty one. Kid.

Speaker 3 (18:19):
You're oo man, go wowls go nico on.

Speaker 2 (18:22):
Yoa And so I go and I'm like all right,
and I'm standing there and then I get a call
and he's like, hey, man, we don't see where a
gate twenty one. I'm like, no, no, I'm here, dude.

Speaker 1 (18:31):
I'm here. And he goes like McClung plaus all over again, dude,
and he's like, well, you need to hurry up.

Speaker 2 (18:38):
We're right outside the ticket office at gate twenty one.
I'm like, he goes, we're about to go. I hang up,
and I'm like, all right, where's the ticket where's the
ticket office. And I went up to the usher and
I'm like, where's the ticket office. She goes, I think
it's over there.

Speaker 1 (18:50):
Think it gets your job.

Speaker 2 (18:51):
And I'm like, okay, let me ask the next person.
He where's a ticket? And she goes, I think it's
right there.

Speaker 1 (18:54):
Oh no, no, man, I'm playing on my phone.

Speaker 2 (18:56):
So I go to the ticket ticket office where I'm
at ain't there. And then I look and they're on
the other side of the fence and I'm like, oh no,
and I'm I stick my hand on. I may I'm here.
I'm here, me here, like, well, you got to be
out here, and I'm.

Speaker 1 (19:09):
Like, buddy, we don't have time for you anymore.

Speaker 2 (19:11):
And I'm like, crap, all right, you guys going right there.
I'll be right there. And so I go to walk
around the gate the fence and all of a sudden,
band the damn band comes walking down the road and
I can't get in. I can't move. They have it

(19:31):
blocked off, and they have the no, no, it's not that,
it's not that band. I mean literally, they have the
Tennessee Marching Band come walking through all of every No
that's not it wasn't that and I'm away.

Speaker 1 (19:47):
I'll come over.

Speaker 3 (19:48):
I'll pull up.

Speaker 2 (19:49):
When the band goes I'm like, what are we doing here?
Let's see if I can play some of the band. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (20:02):
Yeah, when they're done, I'll come over.

Speaker 2 (20:05):
Hey, guys, I'm closed to go on the field. Can
you guys move?

Speaker 3 (20:08):
Yeah? Day twenty one?

Speaker 2 (20:11):
No, no, I'm twenty one. Yeah, Hey guys, Hey, hey,
can you put your trombone down? I'm trying to get
on the field.

Speaker 1 (20:20):
No. Yeah, munch Box is in my real name, right, Yeah,
big show, Bobby Bone show.

Speaker 2 (20:29):
And this goes on for about twenty dayn minutes the band.
I'm like, I'm not gonna get to go on the field.
You were cock blocked by the bas cock blocked by
the trombone and the tuba and the walking drums and
the twirlers and the and let me tell you, that
was pretty damn impressive.

Speaker 1 (20:44):
That Brando twirlers hell of a job. It wasn't actually
that bad.

Speaker 2 (20:47):
No, No, the band thing was pretty cool to see
them walk down Information and everybody lining the streets.

Speaker 1 (20:52):
Oh, we got to be and my buddy dude, Christian, Yeah,
I didn't know if I was using his real name.
We tried to go to the street. The cops like,
get the fuck back. Got back. You know, I had
about five claws in me, So I'm back in the street. Hey,
I said, get the fuck back, okay, man, And then
all of a sudden, dude, a freaking secret service at
UV plowed right by me, and I was like, I
get now why he was having us. Get bad props

(21:14):
to you on that man, that would have killed me.

Speaker 2 (21:16):
Good look it out, man, Look thanks for having my back,
Thanks for having them.

Speaker 1 (21:19):
The SUV's got out of there. I guess it was.
I don't know. Then he was cool with it because
he didn't want us get killed. Yeah, he wasn't being strict.
He knew that something was coming. And I mean I
am just like, okay, i gotta get out this fence.
I've got to get out of here. Like the band
and the band, it was really pretty impressive. Like but
I will say, the uniforms they wear absolute dork shit.
I mean they looked like absolute tools in all that garb.

(21:41):
And like, I wasn't close man, never saw him.

Speaker 2 (21:44):
I was within inches. The cheerleaders came running in the twirlers,
the band everybody comes running. I'm like, all right, I've
got to get around like your single let So then
everybody's pouring in through security and I'm going backwards. I'm
trying to it out. Yeah, and so I'm fighting the
crowd trying to get in there, Like where is this
dumb ass going? Like why is he going? They're like,

(22:06):
and I'm like, no, I got to get out there.
I gotta go on the field. And so we walk
over and they have this like little stage set up.
I find the people. They're like, oh, dude, you made it.

Speaker 1 (22:16):
They I don't know, okay, I can't tell.

Speaker 2 (22:20):
They're glad you made it. And then he goes, you
didn't want to bring anybody with you.

Speaker 1 (22:23):
You dumb ass. How many could you have had?

Speaker 2 (22:27):
I don't know, But he goes, he didn't want to
bring your friends with you. We'd be about to pull up.

Speaker 1 (22:32):
We didn't know we could, dude.

Speaker 2 (22:34):
I was like, I didn't know I could. He goes, oh,
yeah too late, now, man, too late we far to
pull up. He was like, yeah, man, didn't you have
your friends with you up there at the tail And
I was like yeah. He goes, well, I mean you
didn't want to bring them.

Speaker 1 (22:44):
Oh, they're just like sitting in the bleachers right now,
waiting an hour before the game, twiddling their thumbs.

Speaker 2 (22:48):
Dude, And I thought to myself, Man, I don't think
I'm gonna tell Ray that he could come out on
the field. I don't think I'm gonna share that with
Ray because he's gonna be kind of upset with that.
Now they're like, all right, too late down they put
the extra wrist bands in their pocket.

Speaker 1 (22:59):
Body. Would have been a risk if we went with
you and then we weren't able to get on the field,
would have been that was not It was not. It
would have been rested me forty five more minutes, dried
out on booze, yeah, and then getting shut down. The
band almost runs over our cranks all pass.

Speaker 2 (23:14):
So we just go down this special tunnel and they're
right there. It says, uh athlete recruit check in, Like
there's recruits there. They're getting checked in.

Speaker 1 (23:23):
You're standing with them, and.

Speaker 2 (23:24):
I'm like, yeah, where do I need to check in?
They're like, no, no, you go around here, and I'm like oh,
So we go out on the field. They have all
these recruits lined up right there. They're standing at the
end zone.

Speaker 1 (23:32):
How we look in big small, tall.

Speaker 2 (23:33):
Big, big, dudes huge future had a couple of four
star quarterbacks in town.

Speaker 1 (23:39):
Uh mackay Micah, I don't know, don't know their name.
Malachi guy's been, he already gone where whatever happened to him,
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (23:50):
Usc Maybe these recruits you.

Speaker 1 (23:53):
Hear about then you never hear about him again. Whatever.

Speaker 2 (23:56):
I look him up. He was so huge. So anyway, Philibuster.
So we walked down the Tennessee Tunnel and I mean
straight out onto freaking Kneeland Stadium field, and I'm like,
this is pretty freaking cool.

Speaker 1 (24:07):
That is cool.

Speaker 2 (24:08):
I mean I'm just walking and we walk around the
side and then on front row just right there, and
the minemen and stuff are like warming up and stretching
and doing sprints. And I got an inside source. The
Kansas City Chiefs are going balls first round because there
was a dude from the Chiefs that were was there.

(24:29):
He was recruiting or and he was taking notes, taking notes,
taking notes, very detailed notes. So I started yelling at him, which,
what are you drafted?

Speaker 1 (24:42):
Tell Andy raids are good toms.

Speaker 2 (24:46):
Numb protective. The dad just turns his back and walks away. Yeah,
because he knew he got spotted and The security guard
comes up and he starts laughing. He goes, the scouts
are always here. They never crack a smile because that
was funny. That was funny. That was funny.

Speaker 1 (25:01):
I thought you could just say the security guy told
you what he told me. Hey, get the fuck back O.

Speaker 2 (25:05):
This dude was awesome. And then they had a bag
of balls there and they were good. They said, great
QB ball.

Speaker 1 (25:11):
Oh my gosh, dude, you're like in there dicking around
with the balls. That's why the kicker missed three field goals.

Speaker 2 (25:16):
I was watching the kicker pregame warm up. He couldn't
kick it more than thirty yards.

Speaker 1 (25:19):
He was. He couldn't kick it during the game either, man.

Speaker 2 (25:24):
So these two dudes are getting the balls ready for
Nico when he's gonna come out, and I start yelling him, hey,
you to flight. Those like those for Tom Brady with
Tom Brady liked those balls. Those look like full balls.
Tom Brady would like playing with those.

Speaker 1 (25:38):
What are the people your handlers doing? Are they?

Speaker 2 (25:41):
I don't know what they're doing. They're back there, not
even caring. They're not even paying attention to me.

Speaker 1 (25:45):
So they just let you on the field full rain
to yell whatever you want to any scout and any
player and any ball handler. Yeah, I would have loved that.

Speaker 2 (25:52):
It was amazing. Then Nico comes out and he is
warming up right there five feet from me. I got
videos and I was like, oh man, look at that
zip zip Nico, you got some zip on it today.
Nico got some zip. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (26:07):
You were dicking with him when he should have been
warming up. Dude, No wonder he wasn't on point at
the beginning of the game.

Speaker 2 (26:11):
Yeah, I know. And then they they tap me on
the shoulder and they say, hey, man, it's time to go.

Speaker 1 (26:16):
So you got how much time down there?

Speaker 2 (26:18):
Like forty minutes?

Speaker 1 (26:19):
Dude? You can't buy that. No, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (26:22):
And I mean I was just standing there like front row,
like right there where they're just doing everything. It was
so fun. And then as I'm walking walking off the field,
I run into Hypel Man. I run into Hypel Josh
running up tonight, Baby, let's go leave no doubt. Remember
the night they blighted the ball? Running up, Josh, let's go?

Speaker 1 (26:46):
What are you a boosters?

Speaker 2 (26:51):
Josh?

Speaker 1 (26:51):
Coach?

Speaker 2 (26:52):
Hey, he's pacing back and forth in the end zone
talking to his guys.

Speaker 3 (26:56):
Coach running up tonight we almost lost the game.

Speaker 2 (26:59):
And I am sitting there like I'm giving the remember
the Titan speech.

Speaker 1 (27:02):
Dude, you leave no doubt. We were losing most of
the game. Your tone coach to run it up.

Speaker 2 (27:08):
And here's the funny part.

Speaker 1 (27:09):
Who gave us the kiss of Dad?

Speaker 2 (27:11):
The the handlers, all the people lg They kept walking
and I stopped to yell at hypel and they came
back and said, hey, man, it's time to go.

Speaker 1 (27:17):
Hey.

Speaker 2 (27:18):
Oh my fault, my fault. I got lost, And I
mean it was great.

Speaker 1 (27:22):
I got lost.

Speaker 2 (27:23):
I did. I got lost in the shuffle. Man. I
don't know what's going on. I don't know where I
was supposed to go.

Speaker 1 (27:27):
Well, usually they got you like cornered off in certain areas.
You can't just get the free raid in the entire
football field.

Speaker 2 (27:32):
No, I had free rein to the entire FO Titans games.

Speaker 1 (27:35):
It's in one little square box. You're pushed around like cattle.
And then they're all right, dude, get they get out
of here. You don't you barely talk to a guy.
Get out.

Speaker 3 (27:42):
I saw Philip Fullmore former down there.

Speaker 2 (27:44):
I said, fill up. You didn't care Peyton down there?
I didn't see Peyton Walling. I didn't see Walling, the Ovonne,
didn't see the o'vonn, but there were some other ex
athletes that were definitely there. They were all, oh, do
good to see man, how you been, how's the family?
And I mean it was crazy.

Speaker 1 (28:00):
Some ballers so fun. T bow Maye or whether they
tea or something.

Speaker 3 (28:04):
T Higgins or oh T Higgins babies here.

Speaker 1 (28:06):
Telling me about the one guy coach t old t
quarterback around Peyton t martin tem Mart. He was probably
down there, right down there, man.

Speaker 2 (28:14):
And if I knew Tennessee players, I probably saw some
of them, but don't know who the hell they are.
So I was just yelling at people. It was great.
And I saw the running backs doing work in the
end zone, doing some shams and yeah, and I was like,
do work, do work. We're gonna do some work today.
I mean, I'm just yelling at everybody.

Speaker 1 (28:30):
Dude, you gave us the kids at dead No wonder
who he started so bad?

Speaker 2 (28:34):
Yeah, maybe I was yelling little too much.

Speaker 3 (28:35):
You were working with their mojo.

Speaker 2 (28:38):
So then Ray is there with his two friends and
they don't have tickets, and this is where gets interesting.
So they're like, all right, we got to go up
to our seats, and we're walking out of the tunnel,
you know what I mean. And they look at me
and they go, oh, you're not sitting with us. I
mean you're by your there, we're we're all sitting together.
And I'm like, so basically my tickets were last minute
and I'm stuck somewhere else. Ah, that's cool, no problem.

(28:58):
And we walk out and they're gonna go, you're you're
you're gonna want to go in gate twenty one. And
the line for gate twenty one was a mile long.
And the guy looks at me and goes, man, don't
any worry about waiting that line. Just go back in there.
And about halfway down the tunnel there's some stairs. Just
go up the stairs. So I go up the stairs
and I never had to scan my ticket, never had
to scan my ticket.

Speaker 1 (29:18):
Uh, maybe need to get that guy there on the
old stairwell.

Speaker 2 (29:20):
And I get up the stairwell and I'm like, I
don't know which way my seat is, so I go left,
and I mean, I have never been in a more
traffic jam stadium in my damn life. I was on
the other end zone and it was so skinny. No
one was moving. Everybody's starting to go, let's f and
move it. Why are we just standing here? Let's move
and people start pushing. I mean it was I didn't

(29:43):
move for like seven minutes. I didn't move an inch.

Speaker 1 (29:45):
Is this just people that were on the fielders? Is
all kinds of fans, all kinds of fans getting into
their seats. And I'm like, you know what, I don't
like going this way. I'm gonna turn around.

Speaker 2 (29:52):
So I went opposite wall and went the other way
and got out of that traffic jam, found my seat,
and man, then I I thought, well, I got these
two tickets. Ray had two friends that you know, they
didn't have tickets. So I text Bay and I said, hey,
I didn't have to scan my ticket. Do your friends
want me to send them my tickets so they can

(30:12):
get into the game. That was a clutch text message.
That will change the course of our lives forever. It
will blood brothers for life. And we'll tell you what happened.
Right after this, Beazer says, I'll check with them. She goes,
they want them, sent me the number to Christian and
I send Christian the tickets and I'm like, all right,

(30:34):
I look up the tickets and I go to my seat.
I'm section m ROW twenty, seats nine and ten. And
I get to section you know, m Row twenty, and
I go over and it's like seat twelve, but someone's
in ten, nine and ten, So I'm like, okay, whatever,
they're bleacher seat, so I just figure you slide one way,
you slide the other. They didn't feel like climbing over someone.

(30:56):
So I'm sitting there for the pregame festivities and the
band comes out and they make the balls, they spell
it out, but then they went all black and they
lit up their hats, dot the t That was pretty cool,
pretty pretty phenomenal atmosphere the video board, because it was
a ghost Mode game, we blacked it out.

Speaker 1 (31:12):
They had the orange jersey and then they had the
black starting vines going across the jersey and creating the black.
It was nice. It ops to the video department.

Speaker 2 (31:21):
Yeah, whoever runs the video department, you need to pay
raise because you did a great job. The band with that.

Speaker 1 (31:25):
Money does that, dude for Bobby Bone Show, Big Show,
Big Show. Like when we do Christmas Mode, it goes
Bobby Bone Show Christmas Mode, Sicko Mode.

Speaker 2 (31:36):
And I'm like, all right, man, this is gonna be awesome.
And I'm sitting there and they get the bands doing
their thing with their orange hats. It's players are running out.
Everybody's warming up doing the national anthem, National anthem ends,
and I sitting there talking knee and I'm just sitting
I sit down out towards. I'm just like, man, it's
about to start.

Speaker 1 (31:51):
We're all by yourself.

Speaker 2 (31:52):
I'm by myself. This is this is the awkward part.

Speaker 1 (31:54):
We're probably looking at A forty five year old dude
by himself has a red clay Stray sweater.

Speaker 2 (31:59):
Or no, I had a ball sweatshirt on. And they're like,
what the hell is this dude? Just buy himself for it, right,
you know what is he doing here? And I'm like, whatever, man,
And this dude, I get a tap, a real stern
tap on my left shoulder and put to my left
He goes my seat.

Speaker 1 (32:14):
Oh dude, you messed up to twenty one and the
seat number.

Speaker 2 (32:18):
I said, He goes my seat. I said, I'm sorry,
is this I don't know, I'm looking Row twenty seat
and he goes, I don't care, this is my seat.
And the woman behind him was like he nice to him.
I told you guys that I had people coming. I
told you guys. I was like, you didn't tell me anything.
I don't know. Oh sorry, what seat am I in?

(32:40):
I'm in seat twelve. I'm supposed to be in seat ten. Sorry,
let me move over here. But there's two people in
my seat, a dad and a daughter, and the daughter's
like eight, and I'm like, hey, man, I think this
is my seat, and he goes, no, I got this
seat after. The guy was a real jerk. I mean
he could have just been like, oh, excuse me, I
think you're in my seat, but he just goes my seat.

Speaker 1 (32:57):
Yeah, he could have used more than two words. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (33:00):
Uh. He was like a sixty year old grumpy ass.
And my seat all right? Cool man?

Speaker 1 (33:04):
My dad vols minus seventeen.

Speaker 2 (33:06):
Uh, it's cool. So I'm gonna scoot down. The guy's like, nah, man,
I think these are my seats. And the guy in
front of us turns around. He goes, well, there is MM,
and maybe one of you guys has MM, and I
show him mine. He goes, no, you're im, and the
the other guy pulls out his phone and goes, hey,
you're m oh wait dude, you're supposed to be in
row twenty six man, And he goes, Oh my god,
I'm so embarrassed. I'm so embarrassed. He goes, Me and

(33:28):
my daughter have been sitting here for an hour, just
getting so excited for the game. I just I didn't
even see twenty I just read twenty.

Speaker 1 (33:34):
Yeah, back in the poor seats. Brouh.

Speaker 2 (33:35):
I'm sorry, man, he goes, I'm so sorry. I apologize.
Then the two people next to them were like, don't worry.
We have two extra seats, so we can just slide
over and you can just you don't have to go
up to your seats. I'm like, damn, that sucks because
your two friends could have come and sat right away
with me. Like, if they would have gone back up
to their seats, we had two extra seats, it had
been perfect anyway. Then the drunk guy behind.

Speaker 1 (33:58):
Me, yeah, I didn't really care about the legit sticks
at the time, and I still don't care about the
latistics of that hole.

Speaker 2 (34:02):
So I got my seat. I'm there, which is very awkward.
Going to a game by yourself was very awkward and
strange and a weird feeling, and I didn't know how
I didn't anybody to talk to when something happened. I
didn't have him to cheer with. That was cool, but
drunk guy behind me he was like, sixty five, you
got ready to get fucking roady. We're about to get

(34:22):
fucking roundy. Yeah, man, we gotta get roundy. And he
tells the lady answer him. He goes, you're gonna get
fucking roudy. You gonna show me your and he goes.

Speaker 1 (34:32):
She goes.

Speaker 2 (34:33):
She goes.

Speaker 1 (34:34):
She goes, hey, we's scoring touchdown. You gonna show me
your and she goes.

Speaker 2 (34:39):
She goes, I mean, I hope it's a good game.
He goes, but are you gonna get routy? And she goes, well,
I guess I'm gonna get rid He goes, ah f
because we're about to get routy, and he goes yeah.

Speaker 1 (34:51):
He goes who you here with?

Speaker 2 (34:53):
Goes, He goes that your husband, and then she goes yeah.
He goes, all right, well we're about to get around here.
It's a night game. It didnis man.

Speaker 1 (35:01):
Why does he sound like a Red day man that one?

Speaker 2 (35:04):
And then he goes. Then go min Larry goes, hey, man,
is your this is your wife? I don't think I
should say hi to you, because I've been talking to
her and telling how we're gonna get bucking around.

Speaker 1 (35:17):
And the guy goes, what did you say?

Speaker 2 (35:18):
Yeah, we're gonna get it around. He's behind me, Man,
he ain't talking to me. And the guy goes, yeah, man,
we been He goes, we've been waiting updating to get around.
He goes, was on you around?

Speaker 1 (35:31):
What kind of job you think that guy had?

Speaker 2 (35:33):
Definitely a farmer, hey, some of the richest. Definitely a
farmer and great, and so the game starts in. I mean,
it's hilarious because this guy back. Guy, I'm glad we
had a week. Got to get our orphans ready to go.
What the you doing, hybel, Come on, I'll get your
head out of your ash her, But what the hell

(35:57):
is your problem?

Speaker 1 (35:58):
Man? Hey, put your pitch work down, buddy.

Speaker 2 (36:01):
You know how bad we look? Hippel. I mean, our
de bits can't do shit, our omens can't do shit.

Speaker 3 (36:06):
Yeah, why don't you get out there and play?

Speaker 1 (36:07):
You shut up up?

Speaker 2 (36:08):
What you gotta do? All we this pitiful?

Speaker 1 (36:10):
Hey, quit yelling and shut them up?

Speaker 2 (36:12):
Why don't we run the ball a little bit?

Speaker 1 (36:14):
Hippel, I mean, just yeah, we just did watch the play.
Call man, we're not gonna pass it every time.

Speaker 2 (36:19):
Yelling the entire every play, yelling, discuss discussed. Kentucky guy
gets hurt.

Speaker 1 (36:24):
Oh and this is where, Oh, you ain't hurt, you
ain't hurt, he let The fans were booing. It looked
like he was the first hurt, the.

Speaker 2 (36:33):
First one that gets hurt first, Kentucky player, better show
me some blood. And he goes, he starts living off
the field and he goes.

Speaker 4 (36:40):
Oh, that's a bullshit. He's a bullshit. He ain't aching.
He's faking.

Speaker 1 (36:50):
That tist you pretty good?

Speaker 4 (36:54):
Hey, you guys really thinking he's already ain't hard, he
ain't aching, he's faking that what he's doing, he's faking.

Speaker 1 (36:59):
What are you up getting?

Speaker 2 (37:00):
Doctor? I can tell, he goes, you can tell he
ain't aching, eat faking. He gonna get back on the tractor.
And I mean, I was this guy the whole game,
just yelling stuff like that. Made my night.

Speaker 1 (37:16):
It was war. It was warranted. Though. Did we start
out cold?

Speaker 2 (37:19):
It's bad. It's bad. Kicker and missing field goals they gitser.
I watched the replay back, Dude kicker missing three oh
easy ones, and that's what you got. Miss first one
they missed the second one goes, are you kidding me?
We can't get a better gigger than that? Come on,
just put anybody out there. They gotta be able to kicking.

Speaker 4 (37:37):
I mean, good God, he goes that got scholarship better
be going on Monday. We got a scholarship coming open
on Monday.

Speaker 2 (37:51):
Man, you better let me do it.

Speaker 1 (37:52):
My son in law kick.

Speaker 2 (37:53):
He's there. And the couple in front of me had
a three year old and he was all hyped at
the beginning of the game. Was that the kid I met,
And then by the end of the game, that kid
looked miserable, but his parents were not going to leave,
And I was like, man, this is like child abuse. Hey,
that poor three year old?

Speaker 1 (38:11):
Was it? The guy with the AirPod? Yeah, yeah, he
was a blast.

Speaker 2 (38:14):
He was a lot of fun.

Speaker 1 (38:15):
The kid is experiencing his first balls game and AirPod
dad is listening to some radio. Feet didn't talk to
his kid for three quarters.

Speaker 2 (38:24):
Then, and the kid kept looking at him for the
high fines. Yeah he was. He was just like looking
at hus like can I go to bed?

Speaker 1 (38:33):
Now?

Speaker 2 (38:33):
Can I go to bed? And they would not Grandpa
was with them, and they would hold him up. They
had to hold him the whole game, and they were
and they were just like, oh here, you take them, No,
you take him, you take I mean like three year old,
like seven thirty game. He did not have fun at all.
He had fun for the first eight minutes of the game.

Speaker 1 (38:47):
I think the mom mouthed us.

Speaker 2 (38:55):
They saw him like all right, cool, cool, no problem,
no problem, We're good, We're good. And then halftime, Race
switches seats with his friend. I don't even know her name.

Speaker 1 (39:02):
Oh sorry, dude, I jumped the gun. My bad, dude.

Speaker 2 (39:06):
I sat next to the race friend. What was her name, Emily? Emily,
and I had talked to her a little bit. She
didn't know football. She wentn't have balls fan, either was I.
She went to Georgia. I had a little conversation with her,
and then times she goes, you know, I'm gonna have
Ray come over here, and then I'll go over there
with Bey. And then Christian came down and we all
three stood together. Man, and I'm gonna tell you what

(39:28):
second half was epic. We'll tell you all about it
right after this, all right, don't start talking about anything.
Hold on, I got it, I'll click over to the camera.
So how's the weather?

Speaker 1 (39:49):
Is it working?

Speaker 2 (39:52):
Did it click back over to me?

Speaker 1 (39:53):
So I'm three or two because.

Speaker 2 (39:55):
It's supposed to do it just on her voice?

Speaker 1 (39:58):
Yo, yo's work. I mean, there's no way it's that up.
Somebody had to come in here, and well they said
it was going to be set up HD camera black magic.

Speaker 2 (40:05):
There it is all right, here we go. Now we're
going you're live? Is it didn't flip over to me?
Or did it flip over to you? Hi?

Speaker 1 (40:13):
How are you? It didn't flip over?

Speaker 2 (40:14):
Okay, somebody had to get anyone do this. So now
the second half, Ray comes down, Christian comes down, and
we are sitting there. We're yelling, and Ray's favorite saying
was squirrel them Nope, no, Ray, Hey, I'm not leaving.

Speaker 1 (40:32):
I'm not.

Speaker 3 (40:35):
You guys know Woeful wall Street when he goes, we're
not leaving.

Speaker 1 (40:38):
What the fuck?

Speaker 3 (40:40):
When he's on the sales floor and he tells everybody's
not leaving.

Speaker 1 (40:44):
But it applied to that because once I went and
sat next to you, that's when we started winning. Yeah,
so I go, I'm not and then there's some guy
next to him. He goes we get it where you're
not leaving.

Speaker 2 (40:52):
Yeah, he's like, you're not leaving, You're not leaving.

Speaker 1 (40:57):
My other favorite saying was I think you missed it.
It was the other spot I was with these frat daddies.
I don't know how they were rich enough to get
these season tickets. But anytime it'd be a problem, like
if we missed the field goal, I'd say, that's on
us boys, crowd's gotta be better, that's on us, That
one's on us boys, and.

Speaker 3 (41:11):
I would point to our section or whatever. And so
then if it was a miss field goal.

Speaker 1 (41:15):
Sometimes when I didn't feel like the offense had enough,
I said that one's on us, that one's on us boys, And.

Speaker 3 (41:20):
It's like I was trying to take ownership of it,
but it was obviously the team's fault.

Speaker 2 (41:23):
But then you when you came down to my seats,
you were telling it to the little kid in front
of us, like they scored, and he goes, that's on you.
You did that, you did that high vibe, you did that,
that's on you scored right, that's on you, And then
they would mess up. I'd be like, that's on us, guys.
We gotta be better. We gotta be better. And there
was two chicks sitting behind us, and they were sitting
the whole time, and Ray kept going, oh, sorry, sorry,
do you need us to move? We'll create a window.

(41:45):
She's like, yeah, I rolled both my ankles. I can't
stand up. And Ray goes, okay, window window, And then
I would forget about the damn chicks behind us, and
Ray would be like, dude, you gotta create a window.
You got to create a window. And then yo, we're
not Leyland, not Layland. And then then Ray another other
favorite saying of the night, Smack him in the mouth.

(42:08):
Smack him in the mouth. Come on, most smack him
in the mouth.

Speaker 1 (42:11):
Hey, guys, that originates from just being a hard ass
Northern guy. I mean, if it ain't working, if you're
not winning your field goal kicker, I don't know what
his pansy ass is doing. All of a sudden, you
just kind of.

Speaker 2 (42:20):
Smack him in the mouth. And the scary here's the
bad part is leading into halftime. I look at my
phone and I am down to like seven percent and
someone told me there was a charging station inside neland stadium.
So I go walking the concourse for like twenty minutes and.

Speaker 1 (42:39):
That that concourse, you can get lost, not lost, but
it just goes and goes and goes and goes, just
like the Energizer Bunny.

Speaker 2 (42:46):
It is a freaking huge ass stadium. And I walk
and I'm like, I, man, that ain't it. I can't
find it. So I walked the other way, can't find it.
So I finally text Bay and I'm like, Bay, I
need the charger. She has this portable charger with it.

Speaker 1 (43:00):
That's what the text was it. I need the charge.

Speaker 2 (43:03):
I need the charger because I'm down at seven percent.
I'm gonna be dead and I'm gonna have nothing, no
way to live my life without my phone when I
get out of this game.

Speaker 1 (43:10):
Dude, I'm glad she handled all that stuff to technicalities.
She had us so that we were able to find you.
She made it so that our friends were able to
meet up with you and get the tickets.

Speaker 2 (43:17):
And she gave you a charger, yes, And so Ray
brought it to me at halftime, and so it was
in my pocket the whole second half and then Ray
looks at me about you know, into the third courning
He's on the phone. I'm like, what are you doing?
He goes we're making plans to leave early.

Speaker 1 (43:31):
And I'm like what.

Speaker 2 (43:32):
He goes, yeah, we're just we're just figuring out what
time we're gonna leave the game early. And he gets
off the phone and he was like, so when there's
ten minutes left in the fourth quarter, we're out of here.

Speaker 1 (43:42):
Hey, I guys, I've said it once, I'll say it
a thousand times. The always leave early theory. Nothing at
the very end of the game will be worth waiting
it and sitting in traffic and not getting ubers. Always
leave early. Over to you.

Speaker 2 (43:56):
And when ten minutes get up to the clock, he
starts walking out and the guy had him goes, wait,
I you weren't laving.

Speaker 3 (44:04):
I you were, then I leave ten minutes early.

Speaker 1 (44:10):
I didn't even know the irony of all that, dude,
and he.

Speaker 2 (44:13):
Goes, he goes, hey, everybody, he's leaving. Coach.

Speaker 1 (44:20):
In the moment, I never realized how funny that was.
I left ten minutes early.

Speaker 4 (44:30):
He's laving.

Speaker 3 (44:34):
Because he was a loud ass too, and he was
then making fun of me.

Speaker 1 (44:37):
But he did in a funny way.

Speaker 2 (44:38):
Funny way.

Speaker 1 (44:40):
Man, props to that guy. Fell Ball Fell Brother.

Speaker 2 (44:43):
I had a dilemma in my life at that moment
in time, because I'm by myself and Ray and his
friend and they're all leaving, and I'm like, do I
stay for this last ten minutes or do I subscribe
to Ray's theory of always leave early al E? And
I did the A L E. I left early because

(45:04):
they were up by ten points, and I was like, Okay,
there's not really there's not really a chance for Kentucky
to come back.

Speaker 1 (45:10):
I may get you some round of applause.

Speaker 2 (45:13):
So I'm gonna do the al E. I'm gonna leave early.
I'm gonna walk out of this stadium with Ray Bee
Christian and Jim Jenemi Jimminy, I don't remember her name,
Emily Emily, and I'm gonna be happy with it because
I'm gonna my my uber. My hotel is like seven
eight miles from the stadium, so I need an uber.
I can't walk it, can't hoof it, can't figure it out.

Speaker 1 (45:34):
I need to go.

Speaker 2 (45:35):
And so we go outside the stadium when we start
trying to call an uber, can't get an uber and this.

Speaker 1 (45:40):
This, this would this category is so usually there's like
a voice narrator that says, these were the good times
here's the voice narrator. These were the bad times.

Speaker 2 (45:52):
This is where it all went south. This is where
the I absolutely turned into one of the most dreadful
nights of my life. One of these nights where you're
just like, when is it ever going to end? This
is where it begins. So we get we walk a

(46:15):
few blocks and Emily's able to get an uber for them,
and she gets a four person uber to go back
to their Airbnb. And I'm like, oh, if you got
an uber, I'll be able to get one, no problems.
I keep hitting it. I keep hitting it, I keep
hitting it. Nothing And they get in the uber and
they're like, hey, you should have We're gonna go to
the airbnb. You want to come back and party. I'm like, nah, guys,

(46:37):
I'll just get my uber to my hotel. No problem.
I'll see you guys back on Monday.

Speaker 1 (46:41):
Dude, thank god you didn't come. I went straight to
bed and I had to entertain. I would have stayed
up another two hours. No, it would have been awesome
if I came. You could have gone straight to bed
and it still would have been better what happened to me.
It still would have been a lot better than what
happened to my ass? These are the bad times.

Speaker 2 (47:00):
So I'm sitting there and I'm just hitting uber lyft,
uber lyft, uber lyft, and it's like, there are no
available nearby drivers, no drivers nearby. We will connect you
with a driver in seventeen minutes. Seventeen minutes, goes by
and says, ooh, no drivers available, try again later, and
I just keep hitting it and hitting it, and Ray

(47:20):
texts me, hey, we just got to the airbnb, and
I said, man, it's been like twenty eight minutes. I
was like, I'm still waiting on an uber can't find one.
He goes, I'll send my guy back to you.

Speaker 1 (47:31):
All right, here's the video. You homeless on the side
of the road, and.

Speaker 2 (47:41):
I'm oh, my.

Speaker 1 (47:44):
Coach is just sitting on a cinderblock.

Speaker 3 (47:46):
No friends, nobody, no apps that were.

Speaker 2 (47:48):
Nobody talking to me, everybody just walking by me. And
the funny part is when we're standing there waiting for
the ubers, every person that walks by any co ed.
Ray's like, hey, I'm a buddy here is looking for
a sorority party. Hey, any points to me, Hey, my
buddy here is looking for a frat party.

Speaker 1 (48:07):
These kids are barely twenty one. These dudes. I'm like, bros, Bros.
We got hey, we got any frat parties and we
can line up for tonight. What do you guys think?

Speaker 2 (48:14):
He's like, hey, we got a forty three year oldver
you're looking for a frat party? The guy go The
guy goes, well, I mean the two girls could come.
I mean, we'd welcome the beautiful ladies in our house.

Speaker 1 (48:25):
So we got shut down and we're like all right,
and Ray just.

Speaker 2 (48:27):
Got going, hey, ladies, you guys know any sorority parties.
This dude wants to come, and they're all they're all
sorority girls, just looking. I was like, what are these
creeps doing? So Ray gets in the uber. I'm like,
all right, so that guy's gonna come back for me.
So I wait another twenty minutes. So now we're at
forty five damn minutes. I've been sitting there trying to
get an uber. Guys, I was being funny. We weren't
actually we weren't actually gonna go to a frat or

(48:50):
sorority party.

Speaker 4 (48:51):
No.

Speaker 1 (48:51):
I mean, here's the thing.

Speaker 2 (48:52):
I thought we were going to a frat party. Can
I be honest with you? I thought we were going
to the fraternity house because Christian, the guy that you're with,
he was in a frat at the University of Tennessee. Correct.
And he told me that it is the alumni's right
that they're allowed to go back to the frat house
at any time. They wont.

Speaker 1 (49:13):
He said, when he would have been so bad?

Speaker 2 (49:15):
He said when he was in college. He said, every
weekend morning, I'd get a knock on the front door
at eight am and it'd be some older dude saying,
hey man, I'm gonna put my beer in the fridge.
And they would put their beer in the fridge at
the frat house, and it was people that had graduated
before them. It was alumni. He was like, so I
can go and park my truck on the grass at

(49:37):
the Journey House. That's my right as an alumni, dope.
And I said, so you're telling me we can walk
to that frat house and we get to go inside.
He's like, it's my right as an alumni.

Speaker 1 (49:50):
His right to bring stragglers. I don't know.

Speaker 2 (49:53):
Uh. Then after the game, he's like, actually, we're not
going to do that. I'm like, wait, wait, you told
me all night that we're going to the frat house.
And I wanted it to be so awkward when these
grown ass forty year olds show up at the frat
house and like, who the are these guys? What's up
are these guys? It's all right, man, and I and

(50:17):
he said at the beginning, when it first started happening,
when he lived in the frat house, he was like,
this is so weird, these dudes coming back and putting
their beer in our fridge, like they all.

Speaker 1 (50:26):
Us.

Speaker 2 (50:27):
And then he said, and then he goes after about
six months, I was like, that's pretty damn cool that
they have. They just come back and they can use
the facilities and they can do whatever they want because
they lived here too. Dude.

Speaker 1 (50:36):
Can you imagine that?

Speaker 2 (50:37):
Though?

Speaker 1 (50:37):
That would be the annoying one. Can we put our
beer in your fridge? Other's no room? But yeah, let's
make some. What's another annoying?

Speaker 2 (50:43):
And did you write your name on it? Hey? Who's Jeremy?
Oh he's that alumni guy. Dude, don't touch his beer,
he gets mad.

Speaker 1 (50:48):
Hey, has anybody seen that truck outside with the paint
that it's got the paint buckets and the latter who's
is that?

Speaker 2 (50:55):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (50:55):
It's an alumnis, well, it's taking up four s. I mean,
I get it's his right, but it's my right to
not have to part five blocks down the street.

Speaker 2 (51:05):
Like what Yeah. So then I'm like, all right, so
there's gone. I'm forty five minutes in. I'm like, you
know what, there's too much traffic here. And here's the thing.
Cell phone reception, like I said earlier, is non existent
at this university.

Speaker 1 (51:18):
Yea, it's really you think about it, guys, one hundred
thousand people in one spot, there's maybe two cell phone towers.
We're all fighting for those towers.

Speaker 2 (51:26):
And we're all I don't know how many Uber and
lyft drivers there are in the city of Knoxville, but
there's not a damn enough, not enough.

Speaker 1 (51:32):
These were the bad time.

Speaker 2 (51:34):
So then I'm like, I gotta get out of here.
I gotta get out of the campus. I gotta walk
and figure out how to get an Uber lift away
from here, get out of the traffic, get out all
these damn people.

Speaker 1 (51:43):
So I walked. It's some I was Fintonia the whole time,
but nobody would listen to me. I say, guys, you
guys got one up right away. We lucked out. But
I was saying, the point of us leaving early is
to get is you got to act like that stadium's
on fire.

Speaker 3 (51:55):
Guys, this is an evacuation. It's a mass evacuation.

Speaker 1 (51:57):
We've got to get away from the burning building is
the stadium, because that's how you get the ubers.

Speaker 2 (52:03):
Well, I just kept walking and walking. I walked by
all these freaking houses that are having parties. The freaking
beer bottles are on the ground in the grass, trucks
all up on the grass, people with sheets hanging from
the front porch making fun of Mark Stoops.

Speaker 1 (52:19):
What's the joke there?

Speaker 2 (52:20):
I was like, you know, they say stuff about the
opposing team. You go to any and it's like, uh,
Mark Stoops likes hairy kitties or something like that.

Speaker 1 (52:28):
Wow, that's funny.

Speaker 2 (52:29):
I don't I think that's what I remember.

Speaker 1 (52:31):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (52:32):
And I mean they're playing beer pong. There's just parties.
Music is blaring. One house had a fire in the
front yard.

Speaker 1 (52:37):
It's the right.

Speaker 3 (52:38):
If the guy comes over and wants to start a
fire in the front yard, it's right.

Speaker 2 (52:42):
One dude standing there with three chicks around the fire,
and my old ass is just trucking it trucking it.
I wanted to ask him for a drink. You guys
got an extra beer? Who the hell are you? You creep?
All right, never mind, I'm.

Speaker 1 (52:54):
Trying to think temperature wise. Did you break us? Was
it to the point where you're taking sweatshirts off? You're
breaking a sweat because you'd walk so far?

Speaker 2 (53:01):
No, it was kind of cool out. It was a
nice brisk air. And so I walk about two miles
and I got to piss, and I'm like, I'm ot
to pee, dude.

Speaker 1 (53:11):
I pissed all over that campus. No, no, no, and
I didn't.

Speaker 2 (53:14):
And there's a cop running the stoplight, and I'm like, well,
there's nowhere to pee. So I find some building and
I go pee behind an emergency vent building.

Speaker 1 (53:23):
Well great, I'm sure that owner had an awesome Monday morning. Uh.

Speaker 3 (53:27):
It smells like pissing beer and urine again.

Speaker 2 (53:33):
And I walk a total of two miles from that campus.

Speaker 3 (53:37):
We were trying to help you all along. We saw
you at Holiday and Express.

Speaker 1 (53:40):
I remember asking Christian, I said, hey, is it too
far of a walk, and he said tell him not
to walk. No, No, I knew it was too far
to walk. When I got two miles away. Yeah, it's
thirteen miles. Tell him to not fucking walk it. I'm
map quested it. It wasn't even close to walkable. And
Christians like, God, no, dude, tell them to go any

(54:02):
other option but walking it city bus that.

Speaker 2 (54:06):
I had walked two miles and I was literally at
the entrance ramp of the highway at that point. You
can't walk any That means I can't walk any farther.
I'm like, okay, this is my spot.

Speaker 1 (54:19):
I evacuated the fire in the building.

Speaker 2 (54:21):
I was at eighteen nineteen Aaler Avenue. Okay, got the text,
Got the text, And I start trying to call an
uber and a lyft uber lyft and it's like, oh,
your driver's twelve minutes away. I'm like, hell, yeah, here
we go. Your driver is fourteen minutes away. No no, no, no,
no no no, going the wrong way, going the wrong way, traffic. Okay,

(54:44):
your driver's eight minutes away, okay, cool, cool, cool. Oh
your drivers twenty two minutes away. No no way, it's
turning around, it's going the wrong way. We're gonn to
find you another driver. Okay, guys. I sat on the
side of the road for two hours too. I left

(55:06):
the stadium at eleven PM and I sat and my
phone is just the battery is just dying. I am
down to fourteen percent. I've had like six Uber and
Lyft drivers cancel on me or them not be able
to find me a driver. I'm texting Ray and he's like, man,

(55:26):
you got you gotta let me know when you get
to the hotel. Because ever since that kid was stop.

Speaker 1 (55:31):
What did we learn?

Speaker 3 (55:32):
Always check on on your bros that they got home safely.

Speaker 2 (55:36):
Ever since that kid went in the river, I get
a little nervous. I was like, Ray, there is no
river here. Well, there actually is a river. I walked
right Hey, I walked right over the damn day.

Speaker 1 (55:45):
Okay, So you he always check in it and you're
never too cool to check in on your boys.

Speaker 2 (55:50):
And I am just sitting there and I'm got a
sweatshirt on it. I have an extra jacket that I
got from LG. And I had I had resigned to
the fact that I was gonna be sleeping on the
side of the road that night. I had come to
the conclusion that I was gonna lay right next to
that emergency vet in Knoxville, Tennessee.

Speaker 1 (56:10):
You were there for like eight hours, and you already
were fine and accepting the fact that you were gonna
be homeless in Knoxville.

Speaker 2 (56:20):
Literally had come to the conclusion that I was stuck
and I was never getting out of there, and I
was just gonna be stranded. I mean, I started putting
my thumb out to the trappic, hoping that someone going
my direction would be like, Yo, you're a ball span.
Can you need a ride? Or hey, that's lunchbosh from
the sore losers. You need to ride. No one did,

(56:42):
and I am just like it's getting colder because it
is now one o'clock in the damn morning. I've been
out of the game for two hours.

Speaker 3 (56:50):
I have the timeline, the receipts two.

Speaker 2 (56:53):
Hours and I cannot get an uber erb lyft and finally,
my battery is at fourteen percent.

Speaker 1 (57:02):
Guys, So this text message was sent out. I've been
trying to call an uber for fucking two hours, and
I said, don't walk. Christian says, please don't walk that far.

Speaker 2 (57:20):
I know, I could literally see the damn highway entrance man,
and I was like, I don't know what to do.
I have no idea what I'm gonna do and I
get a lift. Ding ding ding. Your driver will be
there in twelve minutes. And I text Ray and I said,
oh my god, I got a car. It says it'll
be here in twelve minutes. After fifteen minutes, it still

(57:45):
says nine minutes away. And the car is just doing
a circle.

Speaker 1 (57:50):
Dude, How is there still traffic at that time? Oh?

Speaker 2 (57:52):
There was no draffic at that time, Ray. The front
edge road of the highway had cleared up. There was
no traffic on the highway. Cars were glowing by now.
And I'm still sitting on the side of the emergency vet.
At eighteen nineteen Ailer Avenue.

Speaker 3 (58:10):
Hey, brother, you gotta smoke.

Speaker 2 (58:14):
I mean, people are coming out of the emergency vet
at one in the morning and I want to say, Hey,
I'm sorry about Fluffy dying, but is there any way
you could give me a ride to the Holiday Inn Express?

Speaker 1 (58:25):
Hey, brother, we got a couple of guys a tent
and some warm campfire and also some stuff that we
grill up in a frying pan. Man, it kind of
looks in tinfoil. If you want to come, brother, I tried.

Speaker 2 (58:38):
I was looking at it. I was like, can I
ask these people for a ride. Are they too distraught
because of their pet? Would I get in a car
with a random ass stranger that has no uber or lyfttag.

Speaker 1 (58:49):
I'm so sorry about Fluffy. It's very sad. Yes, a
holiday Inn Express if you don't mind.

Speaker 2 (58:55):
And at that moment, I was willing to get anybody's
damn car that would have stopped. I didn't care because
I didn't. It's not safe, right, but it has to
be safe for the sleeping in the grass next to
the emergency vet where they probably walk the dogs and cats.
And there's piss and poop all over the place, including
my piss.

Speaker 1 (59:15):
Okay, now you were sitting in your own piss.

Speaker 2 (59:18):
I was just sitting on the concrete wall of the
marketing lot.

Speaker 1 (59:21):
These were the bad dime coach.

Speaker 3 (59:24):
I didn't know you turned homeless in the early forty hours.

Speaker 2 (59:27):
I said, Man, I am. I've never been so thankful
in my life that I was a homeowner, and I
was there going this is what a homeless person feels
like every damn night.

Speaker 3 (59:36):
Hey brother, it's not so bad, no, no, no, I
have a home man.

Speaker 2 (59:45):
So then it's just circling the car after eighteen minutes
and when it was supposed to be there in twelve
and it still says nine minutes away. So finally I
got on there and hit contact driver and I don't
know if you can hear the desperation in my voice,
but I sent her a text. Her name was Diana,
and I said, please please tell me you're still coming

(01:00:06):
to eighteen nineteen Alor Avenue.

Speaker 1 (01:00:09):
That's depressing. Hopefully that audio never surfaces, and she.

Speaker 2 (01:00:12):
Said, yes, I'm on my way. And I replied, I
don't think you know how awesome that makes me feel.

Speaker 1 (01:00:20):
I love you.

Speaker 2 (01:00:22):
And it took another fourteen minutes for her to arrive
at eighteen nineteen Alor Avenue at the emergency VET. And
I said, I thought you weren't coming. I said, I
thought it was over. I said, I was looking at
that grass right there. The dew was already on it,
it was already kind of wet, but I had come
to believe that was where I was going to rest

(01:00:43):
my head tonight. She goes, yeah, I had to get gas.
I almost ran out of gas. Oh, her stories even
as tragic. And that's when I got in my lift
and headed to the hotel. And I'll tell you what
happened on the lyft ride right after this. So I
get in the car with Diana and I'm like, Diana,
it's been five and a half hours since I've eaten.

(01:01:05):
Is there a twenty four hour fast food place on
the way back to the hotel. She goes, hour, really now,
not from around here?

Speaker 1 (01:01:13):
Why you're driving Uber?

Speaker 2 (01:01:14):
And I said, She goes, you know, I've been. She goes,
I'm just so exhausted.

Speaker 1 (01:01:20):
I did.

Speaker 2 (01:01:21):
I did Uber. I don't really understand lyft. She goes,
I've been. I did Uber from eleven in the morning
to eleven at night, and they only let you be
on it for twelve hours. So then I switched over
to Lyft. I said, hold on, you been driving for
fourteen and a half hours.

Speaker 1 (01:01:34):
Oh, you were in good hands, man, She'll get you there.

Speaker 2 (01:01:40):
You've been driving for fourteen and a half hours.

Speaker 1 (01:01:42):
Yeah, dude, you were smelling like piss.

Speaker 3 (01:01:45):
And she's a fucking looted tic on the road.

Speaker 2 (01:01:49):
She's she's just seeing three cars and that's just from
being on the growth for fourteen and a half hour.
And she goes, yeah, I had to stop. I had
some plumbing go wrong at my house. That costs six
hundred dollars. So I'm gonna keep going until I make
six hundred dollars tonight.

Speaker 3 (01:02:04):
I'm bad, hey, I like the entrepreneurial spirit.

Speaker 2 (01:02:06):
No, no, no, just go to sleep and wake come
in the morning and make that six hundred dollars, like
make half tonight and have tomorrow because this ain't getting
it done. And she was like, And then I got
a drive to and she said sometime, said, I don't
know where that is. She goes, oh, it's forty five
minutes from here. That's where I live.

Speaker 1 (01:02:19):
We need to check in on her.

Speaker 2 (01:02:21):
So I said, so you're gonna get done with this
whenever at three in the morning, and then for being
on for how many hours? Is that a lot of hours?
And you're gonna drive forty five more minutes? Yeah? Okay,
but she can't buy me a fast food place. So
I get back to the hotel. It is one thirty
nine am after leaving the stadium at two at eleven

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am eleven pm. Two hours thirty nine minutes to get
me back to my hotel.

Speaker 1 (01:02:51):
That's the most depressing damn thing I've ever heard of.

Speaker 2 (01:02:53):
And you think I went right to bed, don't you? No, No,
I asked the dude at the front desk. I said, man,
please tell me there's like a two twenty four hour
like fast food places near here. And he found me
a McDonald's four miles away. So I went upstairs, got
the car keys, and I drove my ass to McDonald's
at one forty five a m. Because I was so

(01:03:14):
damn hungry. And I got me ten nuggets, a medium
fry of water, and a cheeseburger. And I got the
cheeseburger just so I had something to eat on the
ride home because I was so hungry. I wanted something
to eat immediately. And I drove back to my hotel
and I got in my bed and I ate my

(01:03:35):
McDonald's and I thank the heavenly Lord above that there
was a roof over my head because I've never been
so worried I was gonna be homeless.

Speaker 1 (01:03:52):
Holy shit, man, that's crazy. Yes, all right, let's try
avoiding this being the longest podcast in the history of podcasts.

Speaker 2 (01:04:00):
What was my trip to Knoxville, Tennessee to see the
Vauls in Kentucky. And here's the thing. I'm gonna summarize
what I believe a college football experience. It was fun.
I will never make the mistake of staying outside of
the town again unless I have a ride lined up.

(01:04:21):
I do not understand it. I don't understand people dedicating
their whole weekends to that, every single weekend, if you're
an adult, but I'm I'm not gonna say Losers. But
I don't understand it if you're.

Speaker 1 (01:04:36):
A frat dude and you go park your truck on
the old Frats lawn and every Saturday go to the
game Losers.

Speaker 2 (01:04:43):
Maybe once a season, maybe once a season. I don't
the tailgating every weekend, all weekend, all day, go into
the game every weekend. Dry, It's not for me. It
was a fun experience. I wish my hotel was downtown,
or I wish I had an uber that would have
pay me up earlier. And maybe that's clouding my judgment
right now and kind of putting a sour taste of

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my mouth. And then the dumb part is that forty
dollars Knoxville's the Balls T shirt I wore. I couldn't
even wear it in my LG video, so I took
the tag off for nothing, and so I could have
taken it back instead, I wasted forty dollars on a
ball shirt and that was my weekend.

Speaker 1 (01:05:20):
Many I used that T shirt as a rag late
in the night. Uh, what was I gonna say? The game?
This parking the towel. Oh, that's what we don't do
to the sore Losers Nation. That's why we have you,
guys all downtown for the convention Sorelosers dot Com in
the same little area so you're not getting lost. So

(01:05:41):
there's not a seven hour walk seven miles away. Guys.
We put it all centrally located in downtown Nashville on
Broadway because we think of your asses when you don't
think for yourself.

Speaker 3 (01:05:55):
What happened to him will never happen at Sore Losers Convention.

Speaker 1 (01:05:58):
Sorelosers dot Com.

Speaker 2 (01:06:00):
Have a great Monday. Ray. I'm sorry I didn't ask
you about your trip to Knoxville. Ray, What time did
you leave Knoxville on Sunday?

Speaker 1 (01:06:06):
Man, Ray, I brought you this LG white shirt.

Speaker 2 (01:06:10):
It's covered in piss. Now at that moment, I was like, Man,
I wish I had that LG white shirt for extra
layer of protection.

Speaker 1 (01:06:21):
Man that it is the worst because there's the go
in the bathroom and buy in a stairwell, but then
there's the going bathroom in a stairwell, but then it's
right next to where you have to hang out, so
you're basically looking at your own piss. I mean you
were one step away, dude.

Speaker 2 (01:06:37):
I was one step away. Man, I've never like, honest
to god, I thought my phone was gonna die. If
Baser didn't have that charger at halftime, I would have
had no phone.

Speaker 1 (01:06:46):
You owe your life.

Speaker 2 (01:06:47):
I owe her my life. I would have had to gone,
like where would I have gone?

Speaker 1 (01:06:51):
Like?

Speaker 2 (01:06:51):
What would I have done if my phone dies?

Speaker 1 (01:06:54):
Well, we would have taken care of you. You just
had to go up to a random person. I need
to ride. My phone's dead. That's the only option.

Speaker 2 (01:07:01):
Yeah, they're gonna be like, okay, it's one thirty in
the morning, get the away from.

Speaker 1 (01:07:03):
Me, all right, gott to go try one hundred other
one thousand fans. That's your only option when your phone dies,
because they don't have any damn taxis anymore.

Speaker 2 (01:07:11):
Oh trust me, dude. I google taxi service.

Speaker 1 (01:07:13):
There's not any is.

Speaker 2 (01:07:13):
And I called it was in another city. He was
an hour away.

Speaker 3 (01:07:20):
What city is more business than Knoxville?

Speaker 1 (01:07:23):
Did the sticks I.

Speaker 2 (01:07:25):
Guess maybe that's where they live and they only come
into I don't know because he didn't answer, and then
I googled the city and it was an hour away.

Speaker 1 (01:07:32):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:07:32):
Man, Knoxville, thanks for having me a great time, go Valls. Huh, yeah,
we're outright. Hey, what times you leave? Yesterday?

Speaker 1 (01:07:45):
I left with you? Now?

Speaker 2 (01:07:47):
What times you leave?

Speaker 1 (01:07:48):
Nine am Eastern? So eight am our time?

Speaker 2 (01:07:51):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (01:07:52):
But I was up at six am.

Speaker 2 (01:07:54):
I woke up, but I was like, no, I'm too tired.
I went to bed at two fifteen.

Speaker 1 (01:07:57):
Dude, I was ready to rock people. I was with
lazy though.

Speaker 2 (01:08:00):
Oh trust me, I was trying to I mean, I
was like, damn, I'm up early. No, go back to sleep,
go back to sleep, go back to sleep. I just
went to bed four hours ago. I just got to
my hotel.

Speaker 1 (01:08:08):
Beautiful ride in no coming back with the trees and
the foliage.

Speaker 2 (01:08:12):
It was really nice through the mountains, the orange and
the Yeah, it was really nice drive.

Speaker 1 (01:08:16):
Just happy to have this car, my family, my house,
my vision.

Speaker 2 (01:08:21):
Dude. I got home and I didn't want to go outside.
I was like, I'm worried the doors gonna lock.

Speaker 1 (01:08:24):
Guys, you go home, and just grab your pillow and
clutch it. Your wife's like, honey, I've just been thinking it.
You kind of smell like wet piss. Do you have
no idea? You have no idea what that LG shirt's

(01:08:46):
been through. You got ney detergent or something that can
really get out some deep cleans. That thing's been through
a lot.

Speaker 2 (01:08:52):
The kids are like, Dad, you want to go play
out some No, Mom, why with dad? Yell at us? Sorry, son,
he's got PTSD, And they're like from the Wars, No
from Knoxville.

Speaker 1 (01:09:09):
Man, Daddy doesn't want to see a McDonald's or a
vet clinic or Aller Avenue. Guys, yep, And no more
bridges or on ramps. Daddy now just goes on side roads,
feeder roads.

Speaker 2 (01:09:21):
But hey, if you ever go to Knoxville, check out
eighteen nineteen to Ailer Avenue, go get a picture in
front of it. It's a sight to be seen. Oh man,
oh all right, man.

Speaker 1 (01:09:32):
What that stairwell saw For two hours?

Speaker 2 (01:09:35):
I went to stairwell. Man, it was literally just the
side of the road and the grass and a concrete wall.
You're just like I did, have a homeless dude walk
by me, go.

Speaker 1 (01:09:41):
So you're just like defecating on yourself.

Speaker 2 (01:09:44):
He was like, he was like, you want to come
to our campsite and I was like, no, man, I'm
a one man camper. They said you might go. Okay, brother,
you know to score that balls game?

Speaker 1 (01:09:53):
Uh? Yeah, it was twenty eight eighteen. I was there. Damn, brother, that's.

Speaker 2 (01:09:57):
Some sort of a that's a frostball. So you went
to the game and now you're sleeping on the side
of the road.

Speaker 1 (01:10:06):
Yeah, I was there. Oh brother, how did you know
that exact score?

Speaker 3 (01:10:09):
I was in there in person, But man, I was
on the field before the game and we just left
the brass so much.

Speaker 1 (01:10:15):
You just have to sleep in. Man. Brother, that's one
hell of an inter regional story. You're homeless and you're
on the field pregame. All right, we gotta go.

Speaker 2 (01:10:26):
Yeah, we gotta go. Oh my god, that was rough.