August 28, 2023 • 34 mins
Tim and Ricky almost come to blows over the guys illegally netting fish on the first hole of the golf course. Are you Team Tim or Team Ricky? Lunchbox's soccer team has hit an all time low point and there is no hope for the future.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Dude.
Speaker 2 (00:00):
Hey, the draft, I don't know. I'm doing my draft
next week. Spoilers Fantasy Draft. It's gonna be probably Tuesday night.
The season starts on Thursday, so.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
Great, thanks dude for being considerate with a Tuesday night.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
What's wrong? Well, you can do it whenever you want.
Your division is whenever you want, so you decide on that.
I just assume that it's right before the season, so
then all the injuries are out of the way.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
Traylon Burks.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Yeah, Traylon Burks MCL PCL. I don't know, but uh,
you want to start it because I'm ready to start
and I got it. I had another weird running at
the golf course.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
Oh, this is great. Arnold's on VAK though, so no,
Arnold are just gonna do it live. We are the one,
two three sore loser.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
What up, everybody? I am lunchbox. I know the most
about sports, so I'll give you the sports facts, my
sports opinions, because I'm pretty much a sports genius.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
Yes, Arnold's on vacation. Sorry, Ariel is filling in for
Arnold while he's gone. Okay, you're not on MIC yet.
It's you're just here for this week. For a vacation.
Arnold needs some time off. He gets two hundred a year.
We let him take vacations whenever he wants. Okay, thank you, Ariel, y'all,
(01:19):
it's Sison. I'm from the North Alpha male west side
of Nashville with baser, my wife White picket Fence. I
was devastated she didn't make the fantasy football league. She
would have went Ohen seventeen over to you.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
So I go to the golf course and I'm checking
in at the you know, pro shop or whatever at
tea time twelve o'clock. The guy wreck, Oh, yeah, what's up, lunchbox,
how's it going on? Good Bye? We're talking back and
forth by name no, and then all of a sudden,
this lady's on the phone. She goes, hey, Tim, Ricky says,
you need to go out to the there at the
(01:53):
pond on the first hole, they're illegally netting fish. And
she said He goes, Tim says, well, I'm helping a
customer right now. She goes, well, I'm on the phone
with Ricky and he says they're illegally netting fish out
there at the first hole. He needs you to go
out there and say something to him, and Tim goes,
(02:18):
what the do I care. I'm not the Fish and
Wildlife Commission. I work at the golf course, the DNR.
And she goes, well, Ricky is just saying that they
are legally netting fish and he needs you to go
speak to him.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
It's a bunch of hoboes. Actually.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
Tim looks at her and goes, if Ricky wants to
go say something, tell Ricky to go say something. Oh
in her office, And then here comes Ricky.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
God damn it, Helly the hell no, we don't ever
talk about me like that behind my bank.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
And here comes Tim. They're illegally netting fish on the
first hole and that's not allowed. Tim looks at Ricky
and says, Ricky, I'm not worried about illegally net and fish.
I'm worried about the greens being green, the fairway's being cut.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
And the beer's being cold. Kid Nope.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
And when I was growing up, that's how you fished,
was with the net, So why am I going to
stop them? And Ricky goes, We're gonna get in trouble.
We're gonna get in trouble if they're illegally net and
fish right there, on the first hole, and Tim goes
then go say something like him, and Ricky walks out,
(03:36):
gets in the golf cart and goes and tries the
back nine. He didn't say nothing either, didn't say a
damn thing, but he sure he sure as hell wanted
Tim to put his neck on the line for some
illegal net and fish. And I chimed in with, well, guys,
don't look out they're catching anything.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
Oh guys, I mean, let's be real, I'll probably hit
them with my driver.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
I'm like, I mean, really looks like they're just net
and water.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
And also they pretty much do this on every course.
I know Eddie used to joke about it, but dude,
what I noticed is any of those times you got
a little creek or something like that, you gotta watch out.
Guys are either stealing balls or their net and fish.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
I've seen people with fishing poles. I was playing with
the bald guy one time and he brought his fishing
pole and he snagged a fish right there on number eight,
and I was like, holy crabb He started wheeling it
in line, snapped fish, got away, but it was hilarious.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
Never made a fair way after that.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
No, he distracted the whole rest of around, just thinking
about going back to get that fish.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
Yeah, they got a stock though, there's no way those
fish are just good to go in there. Maybe or not.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
Maybe they are, but how do they My question is, Okay,
how do this is dumb question? Yeah, yeah, there's it's
just a pond, so it's all from rain water.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
No coach, it's Lake Michigan.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
So you're right, do they stalk those ponds on the
golf course or do how do fish get into that
pond where there is no other connecting water?
Speaker 1 (05:15):
I say, eventually, yeah, at some point, maybe they stalked him.
He's I mean, they can survive forever. It's a damn fish.
They live years and years and years, especially if it
doesn't freeze over. Even if it freezes over, they're still
gonna live. But down here there's always swimming in there's
always shit to eat, bacteria, flies, this, So they probably
stalked him in the beginning, bird shit, squirrel shit.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
When they built where they built the golf course, they
probably threw a couple of fish in there, and from
there they just grew up and they started having fish
and more fish and more fish, or did like a
turtle having like a fish on his back and climb
into that pond.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
I'd say they stocked it originally one of those.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
And maybe Ricky was worried that they were going to
run out of fish.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
He's like, which one was the one? Not worried?
Speaker 2 (05:56):
Tim? Tim didn't give a damn.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Yeah, Tim was like, I bring my kids down here
on the weekend.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Just like well, growing up, I always knew that was
a way to fish. I mean, it was just like, Wow,
it's sort of like I felt like Tim needs to
be the rest of the world needs to be more
like that. Like when shit ain't about you, who cares?
And also like if they're not bothering you, if they're
not causing, Like what do you give a damn? Why
are you gonna interrupt what they're doing? Two dudes illegally
(06:25):
netting a couple of fish on a freaking golf course pond?
Speaker 1 (06:28):
Big woop. And I'm not here to talk about pay scales,
pay stubs, weekly, bi weekly paydays, but I am gonna say,
you know what a job. It's not a grocer's job
to run a quarter mile to chase you down to
give you your groceries because you forgot them, or a
guy on a golf course to come and tell you
(06:49):
not to net fish. You know what's in their job description.
You know what's going above and beyond. Yeah, maybe you'll
make it on tell me something good, but most people
just dog it. Hit your job. You know, if not
part of your description, you ain't getting paid for it
above the pay grade. Why the hell would I give
(07:09):
a rip if they're net and fish?
Speaker 2 (07:11):
Don't be over Zeala's zaying. I mean, it's so annoying
to have that person. Oh, I'm gonna interrupt, and you're
not supposed to be doing that, Like, really, is it
hurting anything?
Speaker 1 (07:21):
Like?
Speaker 2 (07:21):
Are they gonna end the I understand if they're at
are there somewhere and they're gonna end the population on
the lake because they're illegally net and one hundred fish
every single day. These dudes probably came out there. There's
their first time out there, and they're netting water. They're
getting nothing, and what is the most they're gonna get
a little fish that's about six inches big? I mean,
who gives a rip?
Speaker 1 (07:42):
Coach? This is probably a terrible analogy, but.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
No, no, it's probably a great analogy.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
To go ahead and make it Anyways, at my job,
my job description is audio guy. So whenever I'm sitting there,
I'm just doing my audio. We'll have label people come by.
Some of them will talk to me, which is totally
outside of my job description. I'm I mean, sure, I'm focused,
you know, but I don't my job. So some of
them want to know how inside baseball. They want to
(08:08):
know how the burger and the sausage is made. That's
not my job. So I like kind of almost act
like I don't speak their language. Oh yeah, yeah, well,
what's up. I actly I can't hear because it's not
really my job to talk to the label. But some
of them, I've realized in the last couple of weeks,
they'll randomly grab my shoulder. One lady tried to do
small talk. Dude, I pretty much just acted like I
(08:29):
was a truck driver. I go yep, yep, yep, yeah,
and then just ended the conversation because it's really not
my job description that small talk with her. Maybe it
leads to tickets down the line, but I also need
to just focus, you know. I'm not worried about a
netting a fish or netting an audio. I'm worried about
the golf course or my audio. And then they'll also
(08:50):
they'll say, but well, can you send us this what waveforhim?
Is it? That's like, what type of fish is it?
What type of network? I don't need to worry about
that fish type the net hype, what type of pond
they're on, if it was stock, pre stock, post stock,
stock truck. So I just go basically, I give them
a trucker answer, and then I move on with my
(09:11):
life because that's above my pay grade. I don't need
to talk to them, so I don't.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
I'm with you on that because these record label people
they don't give a crap. They don't really give a crap.
They're not really our friends. They're not really interested in
what's going on in our life.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
It's all fake.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
It's all fake, man, They're all fake. It's all fake.
It's all a freaking puppet show at like a song
and dance act like we care about each other. When
they walk out that door, they don't remember anything about
what that conversation was about. Because there's the same record
people that come in over and over and over again.
Oh how many kids you got now three? Next time
(09:49):
you still got two kids? Nope, I got three. We
went over this last time. So it's like the conversations
aren't real. It's just it's powder. It's it's you know,
a little puffy talk. Oh here, powder powdered the nose.
Boom boom boom. Oh, you're gonna bring my artists in? Now? Okay, done,
conversation over, We're leaving. Like all it is the conversation
(10:10):
is to get the artist in the door. They don't
give two shits about what we're doing. I'm just saying,
I'm not a puppeteer.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
Get your hand out of my ass.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
So I'm just like, I don't waste my time talking
to them. I don't know their names. It's cool, like
we don't have to act like we are there to
see each other. You're there to get your artists played
on the radio. I'm there to get my paycheck. Cool,
let's go.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
That's what America has founded though.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
I mean, that's what it's about. Like it's right, and
I'm not gonna go out of my way. Oh like
if you, oh, here, here's have you heard this new song?
Speaker 1 (10:44):
No?
Speaker 2 (10:44):
Here, you should really listen to this guy's new song.
When I just want one record label, person, one person.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
This is inside baseball. You'll never get this anyone else.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
Do you ever have someone come up to you and
just be like, I gotta be honest with you, guys,
I don't love Jimmy's new song. No, every single person
that works for a record label.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
I think Jimmy got canceled. Oh you were just using
a random name.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
Yeah my bad. Yeah we should yeah. Yeah, You'll never
have You'll never have them come up and say Sally's
new song. It's just all right. Ah, it's always man,
this Sally song. It is something different. It is just
next level. It is so good like it when I
(11:32):
heard it, Oh, it's gonna blow you away.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
But also that songs are for the consumer, those songs.
I just work in that industry. I'm not really the
biggest consumer of these songs, and I'm not the head.
I don't determine anything. So really, if they're ever gonna
even talk about a song or something, it's it's weird,
but it's it's sorry. We're just a cog and a wheel.
(11:55):
Our opinion honestly doesn't matter. So it's all just fugazi
mustard mustard shit.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
It just not I mean. And so yeah, so when
I go back to this this Tim and Ricky like interaction.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
Oh yes, yes, yes, yes.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
I wonder did they Was that the end of it
or did later in the day they come back together
and Ricky be like, Tim, I really can't believe you
didn't go say nothing. But I love Tim's answer to
the lady on the phone. When Ricky called and said
he needed to go do it, he said, I don't
work for the Fish and wild Life Commission, so why
do I give a ship.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
And in front of a customer? No less, but he knew.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
I don't know if he would have done I wonder
if he had done that. Like he recognized me.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
You said, he said, hey, yeah, what's up?
Speaker 2 (12:37):
Lunch box just started talking about Oh. I was like
blah blah blah whatever, just small talk. And then I'm thinking, oh,
he's gonna give me free golf, right, No, that'll be
thirty five dollars. All right, cool man. Thanks, So you
recognize me, you're a big fan of the show. You
have the ability to say, I go ahead, man, go play.
They don't like That's another thing is why don't they
(12:58):
give away more free rounds of off when someone comes in?
Because there's no like, oh, there's a ticket price, so
they know how many people went out on the golf course.
Like if at a store, you can't just hand away
handout stakes because there's a price tag. All that. I
get it. There's it's accounted for. There's inventory a golf course.
Oh man, you come in here all the time. You
know what I mean. Go ahead and play the round
(13:20):
today for free. Don't worry about it. Why would that
hurt anybody?
Speaker 1 (13:24):
Well, I would use that as a form of currency
if I worked there. Oh yeah, I would, damn right.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
Yeah, mat Hey, Oh yeah, you know Luke Bryant's coming
down a couple of weeks. You got any connections. Yeah,
I could talk to the record label people that come in,
and I'm really good friends with them because we have
great conversations when they come in. So no doubt I
could get you tickets. Oh dude, then go ahead this round.
It's on the house, man.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
That's how partnerships are made.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
That's how it works.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
And it all started with talking about my two now
three kids.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
That's right. And you know what, speaking of my kids,
I'm gonna take a break because my kids they dry
me nuts and they wear me out, and sometimes you
just need.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
A break speaking of break right, break me off?
Speaker 2 (14:08):
Piece of that kick, Cat, Ray, I forgot to tell
you our new biggest fan. Do you know who our
new biggest fan is?
Speaker 1 (14:20):
Is it Ai?
Speaker 2 (14:23):
Nope?
Speaker 1 (14:24):
Ups the goalie, the goalie man. That's why we got
to mention him, right.
Speaker 2 (14:30):
He's all in.
Speaker 1 (14:31):
He's all in.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
I get text from him. I get text from him randomly,
and so I don't know if he's like, uh behind
or whatever, but he'll text something in the middle of
the day and I'll be like, what is he talk
talking about? The podcast? I'm thinking he's talking about the
soccer team.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
Well, I was gassing him up that one. I mean,
so that's must be it.
Speaker 2 (14:47):
No, No, it's okay. He's like, ah, that's pretty funny,
he said. He called me trash, he said, and he
sent the emotion of a trash can and he put
a laughing face.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
I gotta watch out for your No, No, it's okay,
and ah, here's your tracking number.
Speaker 2 (15:02):
Let me recap the season. As the season comes to
a close.
Speaker 1 (15:07):
Ray, coach, you can't even talk about your damn soccer
after the messy invasion. Your soccer is small potatoes. Continue
we went oh six and one, Ray Wow, I need
the same music bed, this will just be a sad day.
Speaker 2 (15:23):
Where's the where's the Oh?
Speaker 1 (15:25):
You want that? One?
Speaker 2 (15:26):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (15:27):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (15:28):
Six and one?
Speaker 1 (15:31):
Ray.
Speaker 2 (15:31):
It was a struggle all season.
Speaker 1 (15:33):
Dude, this is it, It's it, that's it. I'm sorry,
this is your final season.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
No, no, I'm gonna play again.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
Let's tew you go out, Brady.
Speaker 2 (15:39):
I signed up again. I'm like Brady, dude struggles the
last season, gets divorced. You know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (15:46):
Don't speak exist.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
It was rough all season because we were always a
girl short, always having to grab a girls.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (15:58):
I always need two girls I only got and I'm
just like, I do not understand how these girls. We
sign up as a team and people don't show up.
So every week we're having to grab a girl. Oh
come here, will you play with this?
Speaker 1 (16:13):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (16:13):
Can you play tonight? Oh can you play with me?
A couple of games we played with a you know,
a man down because not enough girls showed up and
no one wanted to play. Or we had a six
fifteen game so there was no extra girl to grab.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
Hey, girls, I know you're at the park. You like
to play soccer.
Speaker 2 (16:26):
And they really find it weird when you just walk
up and grab them. It's like, really and frowned upon
in society nowadays.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
You used to be able to.
Speaker 2 (16:32):
You used to be able to do that crap. And
so you remember when.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
I'd go smell girls hairs at the bar, that.
Speaker 2 (16:37):
Was well, I remember, and I never thought it was
right then I thought it was weird.
Speaker 1 (16:41):
Then hey, I would have gotten canceled nowadays.
Speaker 2 (16:46):
Like I still don't understand the move. Like I don't
understand the move of smelling a chick's hair.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
That's called twelve michelobes deep and and a freaking shot.
It was ninety proof. What are you doing there? You
go tell your friend? They said, he is that your friend?
That's spelling girls here.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
It's rough, it's rough, But the whole point is it's
really funny because it's like most guys go up and like, hey, babe,
can I buy you a drink? You know something? You
know they do something you just take a whiff. I've
never seen it before. It's it's one of a kind.
Speaker 1 (17:28):
Let me know if that works on today's battery or
today's batteries in Atlanta Broadway, sixth Street, the.
Speaker 2 (17:37):
Strip, Let me know what your casino, the Mall of America,
Neil Beale Street, Oh, Bourbon.
Speaker 1 (17:50):
Street, Yep, yep, King Street, and Charleston skid Row Meatpacking
District in New York. Didn't go fish Market Seattle? Oh uh?
Fentan Ahl Way in Portland, Yeah, Ray, Flamingo Alley and
(18:10):
Philly they're all standing on one leg. Bentover. Skid Row
is sad bro I went past out sad Man. Just
take a sad turn eight mile Detroit. Oh, yeah, I
bet that has to work. I heard they built it
up now. Yeah with uh, there's more drug and crime
(18:31):
rates than ever.
Speaker 2 (18:33):
My buddy Justin that was in town a few weeks ago.
He was from He lives out there in Portland, but
well he works his bank is in Portland that he
works at, but he lives in Washington's right across the border.
Speaker 1 (18:44):
The sad thing about all that is it's a beautiful area, beautiful,
but now it's just been known as crime ridden and
it's wawless?
Speaker 2 (18:52):
Now is it okay? Not gonna?
Speaker 1 (18:54):
I haven't been there. I just see it on the
damn news.
Speaker 2 (18:56):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (18:56):
That was my next question, said that bad?
Speaker 2 (18:59):
Is it that bad? Or just like a two block radius? Great?
Speaker 1 (19:01):
Question, because guess what the news gets us.
Speaker 2 (19:04):
The news can convince you.
Speaker 1 (19:05):
Apparently, according to Daily Mail, Philly right now has fentanyl
all over.
Speaker 2 (19:09):
Philly due they have the dudes just laying out there
and people.
Speaker 1 (19:12):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (19:12):
They said, business owners are installing secret water sprinklers to
go off at certain times to hit the homeless to
get them off of their property.
Speaker 1 (19:20):
And I bet if you go there, it's one block
and that one block the water sprinklers watering actual trees
and grass.
Speaker 2 (19:25):
Yes, And it just happens to come on while they're
laying there, and they write it that way where it's like, oh, okay,
I get you. That is because like I hear that
about Portland and then I'm gonna text my buddy justin
right now and say, hey, how bad is Portland with
the homeless and crime? Because the news makes you act
like you can't go.
Speaker 1 (19:45):
Outside the homeless and crime And Nashville, I mean they
try to act like everybody on the street is trying
to get a music career. But actually that that's right,
that one's actually.
Speaker 2 (20:01):
Yah, you know, true, that true, that.
Speaker 1 (20:04):
That one couldn't be even closer to the truth of all.
Speaker 2 (20:07):
Now.
Speaker 1 (20:07):
That's like, yeah, I mean when they say, I'm not
even kidding. When they say people walk down the street
with the guitars on their back, they literally do. And
you're like, is this a country Western? These people just
watch Nashville the show, or they watch something and they
get motivated. Not all ten thousand people are gonna get accepted,
and nine thousand of them are dirt poor, and there's
(20:27):
just that two hundred that are filthy rich and fly
on private jets.
Speaker 2 (20:31):
Yes, and it's true. Like La they say, everybody moved
out here to be an actor and they are making
their time as a waiter a waitress. That's true, man.
That's you go out there and it's like, oh, yeah,
I'm just doing this. Why I'm you know, my acting
career gets off the ground. Well, guess what. Ninety nine
percent of you guys, nadding career is not gonna get
off the ground and are going to be a waiter
(20:52):
for the rest of your life. You go to any
rust If there's anything wrong with that, I mean no, dude,
I mean they like, I wonder if we have any
waiters or waitresses that listen to our show that are
like an expensive restaurants like in Vegas. Like I always
think about those people when I'm sitting at those table,
and believe, man, I bet you they make one hundred
and fifty two hundred thousand dollars a year because these
restaurants are always packed. They're expensive, so there's big tips and.
Speaker 1 (21:15):
They are and you know what, a lot of them
don't talk about it because they don't want other people
coming and taking their jobs. There's a lot of people
that make craploads of money doing pretty common jobs, and
they're smarter than us because we went to school longer,
we work longer hours, and they're making more than us.
Props to them, but they don't brag about it. And
I've always been kind of jealous of the people. Let's
(21:35):
just say, if we're saying waiters and waitresses in Vegas, dude,
if they're able to do where they get cash.
Speaker 2 (21:41):
Oh, you know to report that, that's just boop.
Speaker 1 (21:43):
But can you say straight to the sports book?
Speaker 2 (21:46):
Can you say straight crash, homie? Can you say blackjack table?
Can you say Roulette? Can you say crabs? Can you
say Buffalo?
Speaker 1 (21:55):
The most jealous I've ever been is when I was
in Vegas and a dude worked at CVS, literally on
his lunch break. He still had the CVS shirt on,
came placed a bet, sat in the sportsbook, watched his
bet for thirty minutes, and then went back to CVS
and probably checked the score the whole time on his
phone and probably hit and came out afterwards and cashed
out for two hundred.
Speaker 2 (22:15):
I'm gonna guess that if he's working at the CVS,
he's probably not hitting a lot of those bets. That's
just my guest, that is my I mean, I'm gonna
go out on a limb the name a better lunch
break than sitting in the sports book with money on
the line. There's no better.
Speaker 1 (22:29):
I mean, good god, there is no better. R Like
what a pimp had his shirt untucked? Dude, he still
had the damn badge that said CVS. He didn't give off.
It's like, I love this toode. He's probably still doing
it to this day. Probably, I mean probably a little
bit sadder of a scene, right.
Speaker 2 (22:46):
Yeah, I mean it's probably not that good. But how
he watches the games like freaking punging. Yeah, we got
an email, coachers. I'm kind of a hustler when and
I'm really good at sports betting. One question does Bovada
require your age? Also that pick hit can't wait to
watch co Hit Coaches Convention when I'm twenty one. Maddox
(23:06):
pots fifteen year old high school kid.
Speaker 1 (23:08):
Yeah, you know they're too young, boy, and we don't
condone that.
Speaker 2 (23:11):
And I'm like, how would you?
Speaker 1 (23:16):
I don't know, fifteen, you don't have a driver's license.
So there's strike one, strike two, you're gonna need a
credit card, and strike three. Betting overseas is illegal.
Speaker 2 (23:24):
I love the way I say coaches. I'm kind of
a hustler. I'm really good at sports betting. I'm fifteen,
like exactly, Maddix. Can you explain to me how h
can be good as sports gambling at fifteen and where
you learned? Like and tell me the tricks of the tray.
Speaker 1 (23:40):
Because I'll tell you. Even the people that are damn
experts on Instagram, I paid some of them in the
heart of my gambling and dude, they give you the
most dumb ass picks. The guy missed about five of six.
He kept giving you another one. If you lost. He
gives me a money line. Glass. Now bet he gives
me a bucks money line when they're a nine point favorite.
He's an expert. So ain't nobody a damn expert? We
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damn try it on, But I'm.
Speaker 2 (24:04):
Gonna we have another email from a teenager Coachers. Hello,
I hope you're doing well.
Speaker 1 (24:10):
Oh yeah, I got it right here at church here,
Simon Levi, But I hope you're doing well.
Speaker 2 (24:15):
It's Grace Diaz, probably your only teenage girl listener. Dude,
we should hook her in Maddox, pots up, lunchbox. Don't worry.
Just because the Buca di Peppo over in Nationale is
dying doesn't mean they all are here in California. They're hopping.
Love the pod and all the laughs. Peace out, Grace Diaz.
(24:36):
She's referring to my son's fifth birthday. We went to
Buca di Peppo and it was like a ghost town.
It smelled musty, and we were the only people in there,
and we thought they were going to close it down
at any minute. If you missed that pod back in
early July, but yes, thank you, Grace, appreciate it. You
probably are our only female teenage listener.
Speaker 1 (24:53):
Did we pause for a commercial?
Speaker 2 (24:54):
We did, Yeah, we did. You need to pause again, Yeah,
let's pause real quick. We'll be right back. Everything okay,
did you get a text?
Speaker 1 (25:05):
I mean I got a billion texts. What you guys
don't realize is I mean, I'm sure there's other jobs.
You can't check your phone. We really can't check our
phones because otherwise and you lose track of what's going
on and then you sound stupid as hell on the
radio or the podcast. So any number of text messages
could have come in. Typically I get like twenty to thirty.
Can I twenty of them are dumb ass text from
(25:27):
Danny and Billy and what they say just stupid. We're
talking about betting the messy because the messy line went
from five thousand to thirty three hundred for them to
win to twelve hundred to eight hundred. Now it's six hundred.
It's only six times your money. And they're twelve points
out of the playoffs, so they have to basically win
four for sure, but probably six of the eleven remaining games.
(25:52):
What you're going on, probably right now.
Speaker 2 (25:53):
They're gonna have to win a lot. Yeah, they're gonna
have to win a lot.
Speaker 1 (25:56):
And but then once you know that's crazy that line
changed that much in Vegas.
Speaker 2 (26:01):
I want your opinion. I did a fantasy football draft
the other night, right, I drafted Rugs. No, I didn't
draft Rugs. I didn't know. It's not that. But when
you're doing the draft, everybody's like, dude, we should do
a zoom. Let's do a zoom while we draft. Can
I tell you drafting like you're drafting on your computer
(26:22):
but you're on zoom is the stupidest thing we do.
Speaker 1 (26:26):
Yeah, I'll pass on now.
Speaker 2 (26:27):
You know why, because you're too busy looking at who
you're gonna draft and trying to decide whose fits where,
what you're gonna do that. No one is even talking
to each other, so you're all just sitting there on
zoom quietly. What's the epping point of being on the zoom?
Speaker 1 (26:44):
I know, it just gives you a little bit more
of that in person feel.
Speaker 2 (26:47):
It feels like it's in person, but it's really not
in I mean, it's literally no conversation except for when
you draft someone going, oh that's who you're taking. Yeah,
that's it. There's no talk about, man, how you been,
how's life, how are the kids? What's going on? You're
going on vacation and I'm soon you going here, you're
(27:07):
going there? Uh, you change jobs. There's no real conversation. Yeah, yeah,
and the group texts, man, dude, we're doing that zoom tonight.
Speaker 1 (27:19):
You see my wife in a nightgown?
Speaker 2 (27:22):
Are we doing that zoom thing?
Speaker 1 (27:24):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (27:25):
And then somethings always there's always the funny guy clothing optional.
It's like, why why do we do a zoom on
a draft when we're all picking our brains, like who
do we want? Man? Do I want Mariota or do
I want Josh Allen. I'm gonna go Mariota. It's just stupid.
Speaker 1 (27:41):
It's not the real thing you're trying to manufacture, and
it's just not gonna happen.
Speaker 2 (27:44):
Then, if you're not in the zoom, guess what you get. Hey, dude,
you're getting in the zoom. Ignore next other persons, Hey, dude,
you know the zoom's going cool? Next is hey the zooms? Lie, dude,
here's the link. Guys, why do we zoom when we draft?
Speaker 1 (28:03):
Yeah? They try to work to get us to do zoom.
I'm like all audio calling, like, I don't even I
don't even have zoom on my phone on I.
Speaker 2 (28:10):
Don't either half the time. Half the time I'll get
a meeting on like if I'm you know, meet a
client and it's gonna be Zoom on my and I'm like, god,
how do I get in? And I click on it?
I mean I literally click on it. It's like, man,
it doesn't work. Okay, I have to open this open
in US, Yeah, open us. Oh no, that's not right.
Oh waite, can you hear me? Hello? Oh you're muted.
(28:31):
You're muted? Hold on?
Speaker 1 (28:33):
How do I unmute it? I'm terrible at zoom And
they hit you with I sent you a teams meeting
so we can all talk. That'll be great, but I'm
gonna be audio only. Thanks. I don't fucking understand it.
I mean, I don't feel like downloading the app au
the audio.
Speaker 2 (28:46):
It's just it's crazy that they get so excited about
a zoom for the fantasy football draft, and then I
do love that the group text it starts firing up,
you know, about a couple of weeks before the draft.
It's day's hot for about the first three weeks of
the fantasy football season, and then the group chat goes.
Speaker 1 (29:06):
Dead because it turns the money. You don't give a
rip about the guy's family. You want to know about
his Greenbacks exactly. At first, you're trying to catch up.
How you've been, how was your summer. I haven't talked
to you since last football season. Then the season starts going,
You're like, no more small talk. And also, I'm here
to win. I'm not here to find out how you're doing.
If your team starts out hot, you got a graphic,
(29:27):
you got a cute team name, you update your profile,
it's all awesome. You start out owing four, You're like
that place, man, it's like a skeleton's like a ghost town.
Hey man, are you gonna put up a graphic? No, dude,
I don't give a hell about this league.
Speaker 2 (29:40):
He really, Hey, you're owing for You're owing four?
Speaker 1 (29:42):
You know?
Speaker 2 (29:43):
You know what? The last thing you want to do
is talk to the mothers that are beating you four times?
Like you don't want to talk to those people. It's like,
you know what, my team sucks. I'm still gonna fill
out my lineup. I'm gonna still try, but I really
do not want to talk to them. And I got
a text back from Justin about the homeless and crime
in Portland depends on where.
Speaker 1 (30:00):
Oh this is a good update, let me hit the bed.
Speaker 2 (30:01):
Yeah, certain areas of downtown are bad parts of downtown
are really good. So you can still go downtown no
problem and not see any of it. In the burbs,
it's the same as anywhere where I live. It's not
really an issue. So there you go. The news makes
it seem like you can't even walk on the sidewalk
without getting three needles in your foot.
Speaker 1 (30:20):
And then it's every Monday, bloody weekend in Chicago, sixty died.
Speaker 2 (30:26):
Well, now I believe that, right, But.
Speaker 1 (30:27):
You go to the streets of Woodfield, you go to Schomburg.
Speaker 2 (30:30):
You go to Markham. Oh, maybe you might.
Speaker 1 (30:33):
Come Dallas Highland Park. Oh, a bloody weekend in Dallas.
Come on, go to Island Park. Every home five million.
There's damn housewives walking down the street with wine glasses.
Come on, there ain't no crime.
Speaker 2 (30:46):
There are there's women walking down street wine glasses. Why
mowen Tampa's firing up the ups truck.
Speaker 1 (30:54):
The only thing they're worried about is getting their heel
caught in the sidewalk. Come on, come on, guys, there
ain't no crime in Dallas.
Speaker 2 (31:00):
Oh but I didn't eve finish you my soccer dude.
So we finished six and one the last game of
the season. We just forfeited. We didn't have enough people.
Speaker 1 (31:08):
We didn't have enough of this whole season, we.
Speaker 2 (31:10):
Didn't have enough people. Dude, like we were not gonna
have Like, we're gonna have to play a man down.
And everybody on the team was so depressed. They were
just like, should we just call it? Should we just
call it? We just tell we can't make it. Everybody
was tired of playing a man down and getting their
ass kit, and so guess what. We called the league
and said, uh, yeah, just so you know, we got
the nine to thirty game tonight and we're not We're
not gonna be able to make it. We don't have
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enough players.
Speaker 1 (31:33):
Is this the team that's always shown up and always
grab girls on trails to try and join their team.
Speaker 2 (31:37):
Are you guys the ones that have been filed there's
been three restraining orders filed against Shoot, Yeah, that's us.
Speaker 1 (31:42):
Yeah, we always need an extra girl.
Speaker 2 (31:44):
Yeah, we we just don't have enough players. We're not
gonna be able to make it. Sorry, it's a nine
to thirty game. We'd hate for the other team to
show up. Well, thank you so much for calling us. Yeah,
and if you could quit harassing the other women, we
would appreciate it. Our HR department is full of complaints
about you. Thanks, have a good day, dude.
Speaker 1 (31:59):
This is you, guys, legacy. This is how it ends
for you. That's sad. It ended in a forfeit.
Speaker 2 (32:04):
Dude, ended in a forfeit. We just said we can't play.
I was like, I can't do it. Like it's you
know how miserable it is to show up and know
you're playing a person down the whole game with no subs. God,
terrible all right.
Speaker 1 (32:16):
And it's like when I bet on a soccer game
because I do my free fires for thirty dollars. Yeah,
and then I see they have a red card, I'm like, awesome,
I'm rooting for a team down a goal with a
down a player. It sounds like you're damn soccer team
that I just bet on.
Speaker 2 (32:29):
Yeah, it's amazing. Oh great when you see that soccer team,
did you see that red card come out? And you're like, mother, no.
Speaker 1 (32:34):
It's already out, but my dumbass didn't click on it
to see if there was a red card.
Speaker 2 (32:39):
Man, terrible bets. Yeah, and it's the best bet is
when I was betting on baseball, trying to you know,
prove that I could bet on baseball and bet against
the A's bet against the Royals. I swear to God,
every time I bet, whoever I bet against, they would
score one run in the first inning. I was, I was.
My team was never up one, two, three, nothing. Never
it was always down one down, two down, three down,
(33:01):
one down too. Never could they just take a lead
and blow a team out. It was unbelievable. That's why
I gave up bet and baseball.
Speaker 1 (33:07):
Man, baseball is tough. I mean, I don't even feel safe.
If a team's up like five, I'm like, well, for
minus fourteen hundred, I can add them to the quick
fire parlay. But I'm still worried. Seven to two. I mean,
baseball is ridiculous.
Speaker 2 (33:22):
To bet it's sod.
Speaker 1 (33:23):
Tourist field fourteen and a half. They have like six.
You're like, oh, yeah, I'll be under man, No way.
Oh they'll get it next inning. They'll put up like
thirteen the next inning.
Speaker 2 (33:31):
Oh yeah, all right, great, have a great day, guys,
we're out of here. Enjoy and hope you hope you
have a great day. I don't know anything else.
Speaker 1 (33:43):
My name's Ariel. I'm feeling infernal. Do I just hit
stop on the audio. Yes, thank you, thank you very much, Harriel.
Speaker 2 (33:49):
You did a very good job. You were you were,
you know, got the papers. The script seemed pretty good
put together. You kind of skipped around. Your punctuation wasn't
very good, but overall not a bad day, Miror.
Speaker 1 (34:00):
I always spank our interns on their first day.
Dude.
Speaker 2 (00:00):
Hey, the draft, I don't know. I'm doing my draft
next week. Spoilers Fantasy Draft. It's gonna be probably Tuesday night.
The season starts on Thursday, so.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
Great, thanks dude for being considerate with a Tuesday night.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
What's wrong? Well, you can do it whenever you want.
Your division is whenever you want, so you decide on that.
I just assume that it's right before the season, so
then all the injuries are out of the way.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
Traylon Burks.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Yeah, Traylon Burks MCL PCL. I don't know, but uh,
you want to start it because I'm ready to start
and I got it. I had another weird running at
the golf course.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
Oh, this is great. Arnold's on VAK though, so no,
Arnold are just gonna do it live. We are the one,
two three sore loser.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
What up, everybody? I am lunchbox. I know the most
about sports, so I'll give you the sports facts, my
sports opinions, because I'm pretty much a sports genius.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
Yes, Arnold's on vacation. Sorry, Ariel is filling in for
Arnold while he's gone. Okay, you're not on MIC yet.
It's you're just here for this week. For a vacation.
Arnold needs some time off. He gets two hundred a year.
We let him take vacations whenever he wants. Okay, thank you, Ariel, y'all,
(01:19):
it's Sison. I'm from the North Alpha male west side
of Nashville with baser, my wife White picket Fence. I
was devastated she didn't make the fantasy football league. She
would have went Ohen seventeen over to you.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
So I go to the golf course and I'm checking
in at the you know, pro shop or whatever at
tea time twelve o'clock. The guy wreck, Oh, yeah, what's up, lunchbox,
how's it going on? Good Bye? We're talking back and
forth by name no, and then all of a sudden,
this lady's on the phone. She goes, hey, Tim, Ricky says,
you need to go out to the there at the
(01:53):
pond on the first hole, they're illegally netting fish. And
she said He goes, Tim says, well, I'm helping a
customer right now. She goes, well, I'm on the phone
with Ricky and he says they're illegally netting fish out
there at the first hole. He needs you to go
out there and say something to him, and Tim goes,
(02:18):
what the do I care. I'm not the Fish and
Wildlife Commission. I work at the golf course, the DNR.
And she goes, well, Ricky is just saying that they
are legally netting fish and he needs you to go
speak to him.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
It's a bunch of hoboes. Actually.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
Tim looks at her and goes, if Ricky wants to
go say something, tell Ricky to go say something. Oh
in her office, And then here comes Ricky.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
God damn it, Helly the hell no, we don't ever
talk about me like that behind my bank.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
And here comes Tim. They're illegally netting fish on the
first hole and that's not allowed. Tim looks at Ricky
and says, Ricky, I'm not worried about illegally net and fish.
I'm worried about the greens being green, the fairway's being cut.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
And the beer's being cold. Kid Nope.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
And when I was growing up, that's how you fished,
was with the net, So why am I going to
stop them? And Ricky goes, We're gonna get in trouble.
We're gonna get in trouble if they're illegally net and
fish right there, on the first hole, and Tim goes
then go say something like him, and Ricky walks out,
(03:36):
gets in the golf cart and goes and tries the
back nine. He didn't say nothing either, didn't say a
damn thing, but he sure he sure as hell wanted
Tim to put his neck on the line for some
illegal net and fish. And I chimed in with, well, guys,
don't look out they're catching anything.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
Oh guys, I mean, let's be real, I'll probably hit
them with my driver.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
I'm like, I mean, really looks like they're just net
and water.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
And also they pretty much do this on every course.
I know Eddie used to joke about it, but dude,
what I noticed is any of those times you got
a little creek or something like that, you gotta watch out.
Guys are either stealing balls or their net and fish.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
I've seen people with fishing poles. I was playing with
the bald guy one time and he brought his fishing
pole and he snagged a fish right there on number eight,
and I was like, holy crabb He started wheeling it
in line, snapped fish, got away, but it was hilarious.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
Never made a fair way after that.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
No, he distracted the whole rest of around, just thinking
about going back to get that fish.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
Yeah, they got a stock though, there's no way those
fish are just good to go in there. Maybe or not.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
Maybe they are, but how do they My question is, Okay,
how do this is dumb question? Yeah, yeah, there's it's
just a pond, so it's all from rain water.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
No coach, it's Lake Michigan.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
So you're right, do they stalk those ponds on the
golf course or do how do fish get into that
pond where there is no other connecting water?
Speaker 1 (05:15):
I say, eventually, yeah, at some point, maybe they stalked him.
He's I mean, they can survive forever. It's a damn fish.
They live years and years and years, especially if it
doesn't freeze over. Even if it freezes over, they're still
gonna live. But down here there's always swimming in there's
always shit to eat, bacteria, flies, this, So they probably
stalked him in the beginning, bird shit, squirrel shit.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
When they built where they built the golf course, they
probably threw a couple of fish in there, and from
there they just grew up and they started having fish
and more fish and more fish, or did like a
turtle having like a fish on his back and climb
into that pond.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
I'd say they stocked it originally one of those.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
And maybe Ricky was worried that they were going to
run out of fish.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
He's like, which one was the one? Not worried?
Speaker 2 (05:56):
Tim? Tim didn't give a damn.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Yeah, Tim was like, I bring my kids down here
on the weekend.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Just like well, growing up, I always knew that was
a way to fish. I mean, it was just like, Wow,
it's sort of like I felt like Tim needs to
be the rest of the world needs to be more
like that. Like when shit ain't about you, who cares?
And also like if they're not bothering you, if they're
not causing, Like what do you give a damn? Why
are you gonna interrupt what they're doing? Two dudes illegally
(06:25):
netting a couple of fish on a freaking golf course pond?
Speaker 1 (06:28):
Big woop. And I'm not here to talk about pay scales,
pay stubs, weekly, bi weekly paydays, but I am gonna say,
you know what a job. It's not a grocer's job
to run a quarter mile to chase you down to
give you your groceries because you forgot them, or a
guy on a golf course to come and tell you
(06:49):
not to net fish. You know what's in their job description.
You know what's going above and beyond. Yeah, maybe you'll
make it on tell me something good, but most people
just dog it. Hit your job. You know, if not
part of your description, you ain't getting paid for it
above the pay grade. Why the hell would I give
(07:09):
a rip if they're net and fish?
Speaker 2 (07:11):
Don't be over Zeala's zaying. I mean, it's so annoying
to have that person. Oh, I'm gonna interrupt, and you're
not supposed to be doing that, Like, really, is it
hurting anything?
Speaker 1 (07:21):
Like?
Speaker 2 (07:21):
Are they gonna end the I understand if they're at
are there somewhere and they're gonna end the population on
the lake because they're illegally net and one hundred fish
every single day. These dudes probably came out there. There's
their first time out there, and they're netting water. They're
getting nothing, and what is the most they're gonna get
a little fish that's about six inches big? I mean,
who gives a rip?
Speaker 1 (07:42):
Coach? This is probably a terrible analogy, but.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
No, no, it's probably a great analogy.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
To go ahead and make it Anyways, at my job,
my job description is audio guy. So whenever I'm sitting there,
I'm just doing my audio. We'll have label people come by.
Some of them will talk to me, which is totally
outside of my job description. I'm I mean, sure, I'm focused,
you know, but I don't my job. So some of
them want to know how inside baseball. They want to
(08:08):
know how the burger and the sausage is made. That's
not my job. So I like kind of almost act
like I don't speak their language. Oh yeah, yeah, well,
what's up. I actly I can't hear because it's not
really my job to talk to the label. But some
of them, I've realized in the last couple of weeks,
they'll randomly grab my shoulder. One lady tried to do
small talk. Dude, I pretty much just acted like I
(08:29):
was a truck driver. I go yep, yep, yep, yeah,
and then just ended the conversation because it's really not
my job description that small talk with her. Maybe it
leads to tickets down the line, but I also need
to just focus, you know. I'm not worried about a
netting a fish or netting an audio. I'm worried about
the golf course or my audio. And then they'll also
(08:50):
they'll say, but well, can you send us this what waveforhim?
Is it? That's like, what type of fish is it?
What type of network? I don't need to worry about
that fish type the net hype, what type of pond
they're on, if it was stock, pre stock, post stock,
stock truck. So I just go basically, I give them
a trucker answer, and then I move on with my
(09:11):
life because that's above my pay grade. I don't need
to talk to them, so I don't.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
I'm with you on that because these record label people
they don't give a crap. They don't really give a crap.
They're not really our friends. They're not really interested in
what's going on in our life.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
It's all fake.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
It's all fake, man, They're all fake. It's all fake.
It's all a freaking puppet show at like a song
and dance act like we care about each other. When
they walk out that door, they don't remember anything about
what that conversation was about. Because there's the same record
people that come in over and over and over again.
Oh how many kids you got now three? Next time
(09:49):
you still got two kids? Nope, I got three. We
went over this last time. So it's like the conversations
aren't real. It's just it's powder. It's it's you know,
a little puffy talk. Oh here, powder powdered the nose.
Boom boom boom. Oh, you're gonna bring my artists in? Now? Okay, done,
conversation over, We're leaving. Like all it is the conversation
(10:10):
is to get the artist in the door. They don't
give two shits about what we're doing. I'm just saying,
I'm not a puppeteer.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
Get your hand out of my ass.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
So I'm just like, I don't waste my time talking
to them. I don't know their names. It's cool, like
we don't have to act like we are there to
see each other. You're there to get your artists played
on the radio. I'm there to get my paycheck. Cool,
let's go.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
That's what America has founded though.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
I mean, that's what it's about. Like it's right, and
I'm not gonna go out of my way. Oh like
if you, oh, here, here's have you heard this new song?
Speaker 1 (10:44):
No?
Speaker 2 (10:44):
Here, you should really listen to this guy's new song.
When I just want one record label, person, one person.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
This is inside baseball. You'll never get this anyone else.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
Do you ever have someone come up to you and
just be like, I gotta be honest with you, guys,
I don't love Jimmy's new song. No, every single person
that works for a record label.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
I think Jimmy got canceled. Oh you were just using
a random name.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
Yeah my bad. Yeah we should yeah. Yeah, You'll never
have You'll never have them come up and say Sally's
new song. It's just all right. Ah, it's always man,
this Sally song. It is something different. It is just
next level. It is so good like it when I
(11:32):
heard it, Oh, it's gonna blow you away.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
But also that songs are for the consumer, those songs.
I just work in that industry. I'm not really the
biggest consumer of these songs, and I'm not the head.
I don't determine anything. So really, if they're ever gonna
even talk about a song or something, it's it's weird,
but it's it's sorry. We're just a cog and a wheel.
(11:55):
Our opinion honestly doesn't matter. So it's all just fugazi
mustard mustard shit.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
It just not I mean. And so yeah, so when
I go back to this this Tim and Ricky like interaction.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
Oh yes, yes, yes, yes.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
I wonder did they Was that the end of it
or did later in the day they come back together
and Ricky be like, Tim, I really can't believe you
didn't go say nothing. But I love Tim's answer to
the lady on the phone. When Ricky called and said
he needed to go do it, he said, I don't
work for the Fish and wild Life Commission, so why
do I give a ship.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
And in front of a customer? No less, but he knew.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
I don't know if he would have done I wonder
if he had done that. Like he recognized me.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
You said, he said, hey, yeah, what's up?
Speaker 2 (12:37):
Lunch box just started talking about Oh. I was like
blah blah blah whatever, just small talk. And then I'm thinking, oh,
he's gonna give me free golf, right, No, that'll be
thirty five dollars. All right, cool man. Thanks, So you
recognize me, you're a big fan of the show. You
have the ability to say, I go ahead, man, go play.
They don't like That's another thing is why don't they
(12:58):
give away more free rounds of off when someone comes in?
Because there's no like, oh, there's a ticket price, so
they know how many people went out on the golf course.
Like if at a store, you can't just hand away
handout stakes because there's a price tag. All that. I
get it. There's it's accounted for. There's inventory a golf course.
Oh man, you come in here all the time. You
know what I mean. Go ahead and play the round
(13:20):
today for free. Don't worry about it. Why would that
hurt anybody?
Speaker 1 (13:24):
Well, I would use that as a form of currency
if I worked there. Oh yeah, I would, damn right.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
Yeah, mat Hey, Oh yeah, you know Luke Bryant's coming
down a couple of weeks. You got any connections. Yeah,
I could talk to the record label people that come in,
and I'm really good friends with them because we have
great conversations when they come in. So no doubt I
could get you tickets. Oh dude, then go ahead this round.
It's on the house, man.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
That's how partnerships are made.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
That's how it works.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
And it all started with talking about my two now
three kids.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
That's right. And you know what, speaking of my kids,
I'm gonna take a break because my kids they dry
me nuts and they wear me out, and sometimes you
just need.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
A break speaking of break right, break me off?
Speaker 2 (14:08):
Piece of that kick, Cat, Ray, I forgot to tell
you our new biggest fan. Do you know who our
new biggest fan is?
Speaker 1 (14:20):
Is it Ai?
Speaker 2 (14:23):
Nope?
Speaker 1 (14:24):
Ups the goalie, the goalie man. That's why we got
to mention him, right.
Speaker 2 (14:30):
He's all in.
Speaker 1 (14:31):
He's all in.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
I get text from him. I get text from him randomly,
and so I don't know if he's like, uh behind
or whatever, but he'll text something in the middle of
the day and I'll be like, what is he talk
talking about? The podcast? I'm thinking he's talking about the
soccer team.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
Well, I was gassing him up that one. I mean,
so that's must be it.
Speaker 2 (14:47):
No, No, it's okay. He's like, ah, that's pretty funny,
he said. He called me trash, he said, and he
sent the emotion of a trash can and he put
a laughing face.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
I gotta watch out for your No, No, it's okay,
and ah, here's your tracking number.
Speaker 2 (15:02):
Let me recap the season. As the season comes to
a close.
Speaker 1 (15:07):
Ray, coach, you can't even talk about your damn soccer
after the messy invasion. Your soccer is small potatoes. Continue
we went oh six and one, Ray Wow, I need
the same music bed, this will just be a sad day.
Speaker 2 (15:23):
Where's the where's the Oh?
Speaker 1 (15:25):
You want that? One?
Speaker 2 (15:26):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (15:27):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (15:28):
Six and one?
Speaker 1 (15:31):
Ray.
Speaker 2 (15:31):
It was a struggle all season.
Speaker 1 (15:33):
Dude, this is it, It's it, that's it. I'm sorry,
this is your final season.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
No, no, I'm gonna play again.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
Let's tew you go out, Brady.
Speaker 2 (15:39):
I signed up again. I'm like Brady, dude struggles the
last season, gets divorced. You know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (15:46):
Don't speak exist.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
It was rough all season because we were always a
girl short, always having to grab a girls.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (15:58):
I always need two girls I only got and I'm
just like, I do not understand how these girls. We
sign up as a team and people don't show up.
So every week we're having to grab a girl. Oh
come here, will you play with this?
Speaker 1 (16:13):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (16:13):
Can you play tonight? Oh can you play with me?
A couple of games we played with a you know,
a man down because not enough girls showed up and
no one wanted to play. Or we had a six
fifteen game so there was no extra girl to grab.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
Hey, girls, I know you're at the park. You like
to play soccer.
Speaker 2 (16:26):
And they really find it weird when you just walk
up and grab them. It's like, really and frowned upon
in society nowadays.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
You used to be able to.
Speaker 2 (16:32):
You used to be able to do that crap. And
so you remember when.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
I'd go smell girls hairs at the bar, that.
Speaker 2 (16:37):
Was well, I remember, and I never thought it was
right then I thought it was weird.
Speaker 1 (16:41):
Then hey, I would have gotten canceled nowadays.
Speaker 2 (16:46):
Like I still don't understand the move. Like I don't
understand the move of smelling a chick's hair.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
That's called twelve michelobes deep and and a freaking shot.
It was ninety proof. What are you doing there? You
go tell your friend? They said, he is that your friend?
That's spelling girls here.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
It's rough, it's rough, But the whole point is it's
really funny because it's like most guys go up and like, hey, babe,
can I buy you a drink? You know something? You
know they do something you just take a whiff. I've
never seen it before. It's it's one of a kind.
Speaker 1 (17:28):
Let me know if that works on today's battery or
today's batteries in Atlanta Broadway, sixth Street, the.
Speaker 2 (17:37):
Strip, Let me know what your casino, the Mall of America,
Neil Beale Street, Oh, Bourbon.
Speaker 1 (17:50):
Street, Yep, yep, King Street, and Charleston skid Row Meatpacking
District in New York. Didn't go fish Market Seattle? Oh uh?
Fentan Ahl Way in Portland, Yeah, Ray, Flamingo Alley and
(18:10):
Philly they're all standing on one leg. Bentover. Skid Row
is sad bro I went past out sad Man. Just
take a sad turn eight mile Detroit. Oh, yeah, I
bet that has to work. I heard they built it
up now. Yeah with uh, there's more drug and crime
(18:31):
rates than ever.
Speaker 2 (18:33):
My buddy Justin that was in town a few weeks ago.
He was from He lives out there in Portland, but
well he works his bank is in Portland that he
works at, but he lives in Washington's right across the border.
Speaker 1 (18:44):
The sad thing about all that is it's a beautiful area, beautiful,
but now it's just been known as crime ridden and
it's wawless?
Speaker 2 (18:52):
Now is it okay? Not gonna?
Speaker 1 (18:54):
I haven't been there. I just see it on the
damn news.
Speaker 2 (18:56):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (18:56):
That was my next question, said that bad?
Speaker 2 (18:59):
Is it that bad? Or just like a two block radius? Great?
Speaker 1 (19:01):
Question, because guess what the news gets us.
Speaker 2 (19:04):
The news can convince you.
Speaker 1 (19:05):
Apparently, according to Daily Mail, Philly right now has fentanyl
all over.
Speaker 2 (19:09):
Philly due they have the dudes just laying out there
and people.
Speaker 1 (19:12):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (19:12):
They said, business owners are installing secret water sprinklers to
go off at certain times to hit the homeless to
get them off of their property.
Speaker 1 (19:20):
And I bet if you go there, it's one block
and that one block the water sprinklers watering actual trees
and grass.
Speaker 2 (19:25):
Yes, And it just happens to come on while they're
laying there, and they write it that way where it's like, oh, okay,
I get you. That is because like I hear that
about Portland and then I'm gonna text my buddy justin
right now and say, hey, how bad is Portland with
the homeless and crime? Because the news makes you act
like you can't go.
Speaker 1 (19:45):
Outside the homeless and crime And Nashville, I mean they
try to act like everybody on the street is trying
to get a music career. But actually that that's right,
that one's actually.
Speaker 2 (20:01):
Yah, you know, true, that true, that.
Speaker 1 (20:04):
That one couldn't be even closer to the truth of all.
Speaker 2 (20:07):
Now.
Speaker 1 (20:07):
That's like, yeah, I mean when they say, I'm not
even kidding. When they say people walk down the street
with the guitars on their back, they literally do. And
you're like, is this a country Western? These people just
watch Nashville the show, or they watch something and they
get motivated. Not all ten thousand people are gonna get accepted,
and nine thousand of them are dirt poor, and there's
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just that two hundred that are filthy rich and fly
on private jets.
Speaker 2 (20:31):
Yes, and it's true. Like La they say, everybody moved
out here to be an actor and they are making
their time as a waiter a waitress. That's true, man.
That's you go out there and it's like, oh, yeah,
I'm just doing this. Why I'm you know, my acting
career gets off the ground. Well, guess what. Ninety nine
percent of you guys, nadding career is not gonna get
off the ground and are going to be a waiter
(20:52):
for the rest of your life. You go to any
rust If there's anything wrong with that, I mean no, dude,
I mean they like, I wonder if we have any
waiters or waitresses that listen to our show that are
like an expensive restaurants like in Vegas. Like I always
think about those people when I'm sitting at those table,
and believe, man, I bet you they make one hundred
and fifty two hundred thousand dollars a year because these
restaurants are always packed. They're expensive, so there's big tips and.
Speaker 1 (21:15):
They are and you know what, a lot of them
don't talk about it because they don't want other people
coming and taking their jobs. There's a lot of people
that make craploads of money doing pretty common jobs, and
they're smarter than us because we went to school longer,
we work longer hours, and they're making more than us.
Props to them, but they don't brag about it. And
I've always been kind of jealous of the people. Let's
(21:35):
just say, if we're saying waiters and waitresses in Vegas, dude,
if they're able to do where they get cash.
Speaker 2 (21:41):
Oh, you know to report that, that's just boop.
Speaker 1 (21:43):
But can you say straight to the sports book?
Speaker 2 (21:46):
Can you say straight crash, homie? Can you say blackjack table?
Can you say Roulette? Can you say crabs? Can you
say Buffalo?
Speaker 1 (21:55):
The most jealous I've ever been is when I was
in Vegas and a dude worked at CVS, literally on
his lunch break. He still had the CVS shirt on,
came placed a bet, sat in the sportsbook, watched his
bet for thirty minutes, and then went back to CVS
and probably checked the score the whole time on his
phone and probably hit and came out afterwards and cashed
out for two hundred.
Speaker 2 (22:15):
I'm gonna guess that if he's working at the CVS,
he's probably not hitting a lot of those bets. That's
just my guest, that is my I mean, I'm gonna
go out on a limb the name a better lunch
break than sitting in the sports book with money on
the line. There's no better.
Speaker 1 (22:29):
I mean, good god, there is no better. R Like
what a pimp had his shirt untucked? Dude, he still
had the damn badge that said CVS. He didn't give off.
It's like, I love this toode. He's probably still doing
it to this day. Probably, I mean probably a little
bit sadder of a scene, right.
Speaker 2 (22:46):
Yeah, I mean it's probably not that good. But how
he watches the games like freaking punging. Yeah, we got
an email, coachers. I'm kind of a hustler when and
I'm really good at sports betting. One question does Bovada
require your age? Also that pick hit can't wait to
watch co Hit Coaches Convention when I'm twenty one. Maddox
(23:06):
pots fifteen year old high school kid.
Speaker 1 (23:08):
Yeah, you know they're too young, boy, and we don't
condone that.
Speaker 2 (23:11):
And I'm like, how would you?
Speaker 1 (23:16):
I don't know, fifteen, you don't have a driver's license.
So there's strike one, strike two, you're gonna need a
credit card, and strike three. Betting overseas is illegal.
Speaker 2 (23:24):
I love the way I say coaches. I'm kind of
a hustler. I'm really good at sports betting. I'm fifteen,
like exactly, Maddix. Can you explain to me how h
can be good as sports gambling at fifteen and where
you learned? Like and tell me the tricks of the tray.
Speaker 1 (23:40):
Because I'll tell you. Even the people that are damn
experts on Instagram, I paid some of them in the
heart of my gambling and dude, they give you the
most dumb ass picks. The guy missed about five of six.
He kept giving you another one. If you lost. He
gives me a money line. Glass. Now bet he gives
me a bucks money line when they're a nine point favorite.
He's an expert. So ain't nobody a damn expert? We
(24:03):
damn try it on, But I'm.
Speaker 2 (24:04):
Gonna we have another email from a teenager Coachers. Hello,
I hope you're doing well.
Speaker 1 (24:10):
Oh yeah, I got it right here at church here,
Simon Levi, But I hope you're doing well.
Speaker 2 (24:15):
It's Grace Diaz, probably your only teenage girl listener. Dude,
we should hook her in Maddox, pots up, lunchbox. Don't worry.
Just because the Buca di Peppo over in Nationale is
dying doesn't mean they all are here in California. They're hopping.
Love the pod and all the laughs. Peace out, Grace Diaz.
(24:36):
She's referring to my son's fifth birthday. We went to
Buca di Peppo and it was like a ghost town.
It smelled musty, and we were the only people in there,
and we thought they were going to close it down
at any minute. If you missed that pod back in
early July, but yes, thank you, Grace, appreciate it. You
probably are our only female teenage listener.
Speaker 1 (24:53):
Did we pause for a commercial?
Speaker 2 (24:54):
We did, Yeah, we did. You need to pause again, Yeah,
let's pause real quick. We'll be right back. Everything okay,
did you get a text?
Speaker 1 (25:05):
I mean I got a billion texts. What you guys
don't realize is I mean, I'm sure there's other jobs.
You can't check your phone. We really can't check our
phones because otherwise and you lose track of what's going
on and then you sound stupid as hell on the
radio or the podcast. So any number of text messages
could have come in. Typically I get like twenty to thirty.
Can I twenty of them are dumb ass text from
(25:27):
Danny and Billy and what they say just stupid. We're
talking about betting the messy because the messy line went
from five thousand to thirty three hundred for them to
win to twelve hundred to eight hundred. Now it's six hundred.
It's only six times your money. And they're twelve points
out of the playoffs, so they have to basically win
four for sure, but probably six of the eleven remaining games.
(25:52):
What you're going on, probably right now.
Speaker 2 (25:53):
They're gonna have to win a lot. Yeah, they're gonna
have to win a lot.
Speaker 1 (25:56):
And but then once you know that's crazy that line
changed that much in Vegas.
Speaker 2 (26:01):
I want your opinion. I did a fantasy football draft
the other night, right, I drafted Rugs. No, I didn't
draft Rugs. I didn't know. It's not that. But when
you're doing the draft, everybody's like, dude, we should do
a zoom. Let's do a zoom while we draft. Can
I tell you drafting like you're drafting on your computer
(26:22):
but you're on zoom is the stupidest thing we do.
Speaker 1 (26:26):
Yeah, I'll pass on now.
Speaker 2 (26:27):
You know why, because you're too busy looking at who
you're gonna draft and trying to decide whose fits where,
what you're gonna do that. No one is even talking
to each other, so you're all just sitting there on
zoom quietly. What's the epping point of being on the zoom?
Speaker 1 (26:44):
I know, it just gives you a little bit more
of that in person feel.
Speaker 2 (26:47):
It feels like it's in person, but it's really not
in I mean, it's literally no conversation except for when
you draft someone going, oh that's who you're taking. Yeah,
that's it. There's no talk about, man, how you been,
how's life, how are the kids? What's going on? You're
going on vacation and I'm soon you going here, you're
(27:07):
going there? Uh, you change jobs. There's no real conversation. Yeah, yeah,
and the group texts, man, dude, we're doing that zoom tonight.
Speaker 1 (27:19):
You see my wife in a nightgown?
Speaker 2 (27:22):
Are we doing that zoom thing?
Speaker 1 (27:24):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (27:25):
And then somethings always there's always the funny guy clothing optional.
It's like, why why do we do a zoom on
a draft when we're all picking our brains, like who
do we want? Man? Do I want Mariota or do
I want Josh Allen. I'm gonna go Mariota. It's just stupid.
Speaker 1 (27:41):
It's not the real thing you're trying to manufacture, and
it's just not gonna happen.
Speaker 2 (27:44):
Then, if you're not in the zoom, guess what you get. Hey, dude,
you're getting in the zoom. Ignore next other persons, Hey, dude,
you know the zoom's going cool? Next is hey the zooms? Lie, dude,
here's the link. Guys, why do we zoom when we draft?
Speaker 1 (28:03):
Yeah? They try to work to get us to do zoom.
I'm like all audio calling, like, I don't even I
don't even have zoom on my phone on I.
Speaker 2 (28:10):
Don't either half the time. Half the time I'll get
a meeting on like if I'm you know, meet a
client and it's gonna be Zoom on my and I'm like, god,
how do I get in? And I click on it?
I mean I literally click on it. It's like, man,
it doesn't work. Okay, I have to open this open
in US, Yeah, open us. Oh no, that's not right.
Oh waite, can you hear me? Hello? Oh you're muted.
(28:31):
You're muted? Hold on?
Speaker 1 (28:33):
How do I unmute it? I'm terrible at zoom And
they hit you with I sent you a teams meeting
so we can all talk. That'll be great, but I'm
gonna be audio only. Thanks. I don't fucking understand it.
I mean, I don't feel like downloading the app au
the audio.
Speaker 2 (28:46):
It's just it's crazy that they get so excited about
a zoom for the fantasy football draft, and then I
do love that the group text it starts firing up,
you know, about a couple of weeks before the draft.
It's day's hot for about the first three weeks of
the fantasy football season, and then the group chat goes.
Speaker 1 (29:06):
Dead because it turns the money. You don't give a
rip about the guy's family. You want to know about
his Greenbacks exactly. At first, you're trying to catch up.
How you've been, how was your summer. I haven't talked
to you since last football season. Then the season starts going,
You're like, no more small talk. And also, I'm here
to win. I'm not here to find out how you're doing.
If your team starts out hot, you got a graphic,
(29:27):
you got a cute team name, you update your profile,
it's all awesome. You start out owing four, You're like
that place, man, it's like a skeleton's like a ghost town.
Hey man, are you gonna put up a graphic? No, dude,
I don't give a hell about this league.
Speaker 2 (29:40):
He really, Hey, you're owing for You're owing four?
Speaker 1 (29:42):
You know?
Speaker 2 (29:43):
You know what? The last thing you want to do
is talk to the mothers that are beating you four times?
Like you don't want to talk to those people. It's like,
you know what, my team sucks. I'm still gonna fill
out my lineup. I'm gonna still try, but I really
do not want to talk to them. And I got
a text back from Justin about the homeless and crime
in Portland depends on where.
Speaker 1 (30:00):
Oh this is a good update, let me hit the bed.
Speaker 2 (30:01):
Yeah, certain areas of downtown are bad parts of downtown
are really good. So you can still go downtown no
problem and not see any of it. In the burbs,
it's the same as anywhere where I live. It's not
really an issue. So there you go. The news makes
it seem like you can't even walk on the sidewalk
without getting three needles in your foot.
Speaker 1 (30:20):
And then it's every Monday, bloody weekend in Chicago, sixty died.
Speaker 2 (30:26):
Well, now I believe that, right, But.
Speaker 1 (30:27):
You go to the streets of Woodfield, you go to Schomburg.
Speaker 2 (30:30):
You go to Markham. Oh, maybe you might.
Speaker 1 (30:33):
Come Dallas Highland Park. Oh, a bloody weekend in Dallas.
Come on, go to Island Park. Every home five million.
There's damn housewives walking down the street with wine glasses.
Come on, there ain't no crime.
Speaker 2 (30:46):
There are there's women walking down street wine glasses. Why
mowen Tampa's firing up the ups truck.
Speaker 1 (30:54):
The only thing they're worried about is getting their heel
caught in the sidewalk. Come on, come on, guys, there
ain't no crime in Dallas.
Speaker 2 (31:00):
Oh but I didn't eve finish you my soccer dude.
So we finished six and one the last game of
the season. We just forfeited. We didn't have enough people.
Speaker 1 (31:08):
We didn't have enough of this whole season, we.
Speaker 2 (31:10):
Didn't have enough people. Dude, like we were not gonna
have Like, we're gonna have to play a man down.
And everybody on the team was so depressed. They were
just like, should we just call it? Should we just
call it? We just tell we can't make it. Everybody
was tired of playing a man down and getting their
ass kit, and so guess what. We called the league
and said, uh, yeah, just so you know, we got
the nine to thirty game tonight and we're not We're
not gonna be able to make it. We don't have
(31:32):
enough players.
Speaker 1 (31:33):
Is this the team that's always shown up and always
grab girls on trails to try and join their team.
Speaker 2 (31:37):
Are you guys the ones that have been filed there's
been three restraining orders filed against Shoot, Yeah, that's us.
Speaker 1 (31:42):
Yeah, we always need an extra girl.
Speaker 2 (31:44):
Yeah, we we just don't have enough players. We're not
gonna be able to make it. Sorry, it's a nine
to thirty game. We'd hate for the other team to
show up. Well, thank you so much for calling us. Yeah,
and if you could quit harassing the other women, we
would appreciate it. Our HR department is full of complaints
about you. Thanks, have a good day, dude.
Speaker 1 (31:59):
This is you, guys, legacy. This is how it ends
for you. That's sad. It ended in a forfeit.
Speaker 2 (32:04):
Dude, ended in a forfeit. We just said we can't play.
I was like, I can't do it. Like it's you
know how miserable it is to show up and know
you're playing a person down the whole game with no subs. God,
terrible all right.
Speaker 1 (32:16):
And it's like when I bet on a soccer game
because I do my free fires for thirty dollars. Yeah,
and then I see they have a red card, I'm like, awesome,
I'm rooting for a team down a goal with a
down a player. It sounds like you're damn soccer team
that I just bet on.
Speaker 2 (32:29):
Yeah, it's amazing. Oh great when you see that soccer team,
did you see that red card come out? And you're like, mother, no.
Speaker 1 (32:34):
It's already out, but my dumbass didn't click on it
to see if there was a red card.
Speaker 2 (32:39):
Man, terrible bets. Yeah, and it's the best bet is
when I was betting on baseball, trying to you know,
prove that I could bet on baseball and bet against
the A's bet against the Royals. I swear to God,
every time I bet, whoever I bet against, they would
score one run in the first inning. I was, I was.
My team was never up one, two, three, nothing. Never
it was always down one down, two down, three down,
(33:01):
one down too. Never could they just take a lead
and blow a team out. It was unbelievable. That's why
I gave up bet and baseball.
Speaker 1 (33:07):
Man, baseball is tough. I mean, I don't even feel safe.
If a team's up like five, I'm like, well, for
minus fourteen hundred, I can add them to the quick
fire parlay. But I'm still worried. Seven to two. I mean,
baseball is ridiculous.
Speaker 2 (33:22):
To bet it's sod.
Speaker 1 (33:23):
Tourist field fourteen and a half. They have like six.
You're like, oh, yeah, I'll be under man, No way.
Oh they'll get it next inning. They'll put up like
thirteen the next inning.
Speaker 2 (33:31):
Oh yeah, all right, great, have a great day, guys,
we're out of here. Enjoy and hope you hope you
have a great day. I don't know anything else.
Speaker 1 (33:43):
My name's Ariel. I'm feeling infernal. Do I just hit
stop on the audio. Yes, thank you, thank you very much, Harriel.
Speaker 2 (33:49):
You did a very good job. You were you were,
you know, got the papers. The script seemed pretty good
put together. You kind of skipped around. Your punctuation wasn't
very good, but overall not a bad day, Miror.
Speaker 1 (34:00):
I always spank our interns on their first day.
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