Tiger Woods Doc and Russell Wilson is Ready to Move

Eddie and Ray both watched the Tiger Documentary so we talk more about Tiger's life and what he has been through. Eddie has to bail early, Alex Smith said he wasn't wanted in Washington, Russell Wilson wants out of Seattle which is good news for the Raiders, Cowboys, Bears, and Saints. What do the Texans do now that Deshaun met with the coach and still wants to be traded? Pitts comes in to talk about the new baby!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:08):
Oh, the one to so losers? What up, everybody? I
am lunchbox. I know the most about sports, so I'll
give you the sports facts, my sports opinions because I'm
pretty much a sports Jeneka. Did I nail it? Yeah,
you did a pretty good job. Actually, thank you, thank you. Hey,
what's up everybody? I am Eddie and I know the

(00:30):
least about the sports. But I'm your average sports fan,
your sports watcher. I don't know the who's who's, don't
know the what's what's. Once upon the time I had
Corona and I am the number one Dallas Cowboys fan.
What's up? But it's says and I'm from the North.
I'm in Alpha Male. I live on the west side
of Nashville, Tennessee with my wife Bazer, and on the
weekends we shotgun Hard Seltzer's Uh, guys, over to you, Eddie.

(00:53):
You guys doing alright? Bubs? Yeah, you watched the Tiger documentary, Eddie, Um,
it's amazing. That's not the first one on the script, Coach.
I watched it as well. Oh you you watched it
as well. Let's I want feedback because you guys were
acting like I was crazy for thinking it's so good.
You gotta watch it. How did you feel you want

(01:14):
me to go first? Just take first? Um? I mean
it was really really good, like really it's it's a
great documentary. And I don't know, Coach, if it's just
the timing of it because of the car accident all that,
but I needed that information, you know, like you read
a little bit of this, a little bit of that
about Tiger or whatever, and then the accident. We always
come to our conclusions. But I've really learned that everyone

(01:38):
in this life. You can make your assumptions on someone.
Oh my gosh, this dude acts stupid. Oh my gosh,
this guy talks too much. This guy is quiet, what's
wrong with him, He's weird. Whatever. But if you learn
the stories of people of why they are, why why
they act the way they do, coach, everything just makes sense.
And with this Tiger documentary, everything made sense. It really adds.

(02:01):
Like that's when I left, When I walked away from
my couch after I watched that, I absolutely felt terrible
for Tiger. I felt like his parents let him down
in the social aspect of life, Like he didn't know
how to do anything but golf. He didn't know anything
but golf, golf, golf. He wasn't a well rounded individual.

(02:21):
All the pressure put on him by his parents, how
do you live up to that? And just the everything
going on. It was crazy. Boys. Let me say this.
I said this to Eddie yesterday, nothing to do with
the documentary, but so well, I had spoken to you
about it, Coach, and I said, so Tiger's dad played
all this golf with him. That that was amazing. What
a great dad. But let's not get it twisted. His

(02:43):
dad loved playing golf, so it's not like he took
up painting with Tiger. I mean at times he would
take Tiger in the garage and he would swing and
Tiger would watch him. His dad was a guy that
would go on the course and teach women how to
play golf. His dad was infatuated with and then put
him in the Winnebago. Coach. The amazing footage on the

(03:04):
documentary they captured the Winni bagel, because you know, you know,
there were hours and hours of digging. Somebody goes I
found the Winnebago for sure, I mean, and it was
kind of crazy to see Tiger as a high school
kid dancing like having dance parties over at his girlfriend's house.
That was amazing footage. It was neat. It was just
seeing Tiger be a a teenager, like, Okay, he can

(03:26):
relax a little bit. And that's what the girlfriend is
said in the documentary, was like, it was so nice
to have him over at my house because he was
more relaxed and he had fun when we were over
in his house. It was just very like, okay, there,
you brought up a good point about the whole like
it wasn't art or whatever something else. I guarantee you
if Tiger would have decided what he wanted to do

(03:47):
and his dad's support him one, it wouldn't have ended up.
But you're right, dad's forcing him to do something that
dad loved to do. So I mean, yeah, there, he
was a great dad. Terrific, but what a I wouldn't
I wouldn't put the terrific. But do you want to
say quality time? If that equates too terrific, then yes,

(04:07):
because the time he put in with his son was amazing.
He was present, That's what he was there. He was
with his son, but was he there in a good way?
He was present, but what is he present in a
bad way? Was he forcing him to do something that
he doesn't want to do and putting all this pressure
on him as a father, even though you're supposed to

(04:28):
be love and enjoy the time more. It was, Hey,
I'm working you out. It was like he was his
drill sergeant. And what an amazing little tidbit that you got.
You always wonder how did somebody have access to a computer,
the bill gates and stuff. How did somebody have access
to creating a website Amazon Bezos? How did Tiger have
access to all these hours and hours of golf courses? Well,

(04:51):
his dad was in the military and got to go
to the golf course, the Navy golf course for free.
So we'll talk about an unbelievable benefit for Tiger to
always have that ability to go to a golf course
and not have to pay. It's in a very expensive sport,
and he had that because of his proximity and because
of his dad's unbelievable access. He had that huge gift

(05:16):
that he was given. Okay, okay, wait, if it's such
a good point, then ray in your life. What was
something that your dad had seven access to that you
could have taken advantage of and you could have been
the tiger Woods of that the lumber mill coach. I
would have learned how to work the shredder. Cool, And
why didn't you? I didn't want to be the tiger
Woods of the lumber mill coach. There you go, And

(05:36):
if your dad would have said you're gonna be the
tiger Woods of lumber mill coach, you would have dominated
right now. You would be the man of the man
of the man at the lumber mill. I would be
able to take an entire bushel of lumber and I
turned into a chord like that fast you think I
turned to a stud I would be known around the
lumber mill as Shredder Mick Shrederson. What I'm saying, guys,

(05:58):
I mean we all could be the tiger Woods whatever
our dads wanted to, but our dads didn't do that
with us. So I mean it's almost like like if
I was to have a kid, and and uh, how
awesome that would be. If he was at least a
little like my nephew. He's actually a little interested in radio.
He kind of thinks it's cool what we do. So
if he did live here with me, he would have
access to a radio studio that no other kid at

(06:21):
thirteen year old years old has Okay, but do you
want to drag him to work every single day? And
do you want to like record spots every single day
with him? Do you want to here's imaging son, like
this is what we do, like coach. That's not my point.
My point is he would have a leg up on
all other thirteen year old which is what Tiger did.
Tiger had a little bit of a leg up because
his dad had access to a free golf course. That's

(06:43):
all I'm saying. So for dad and his dad put
a net up in the garage and made him hit
balls when he was like one years old. Tiger loved
watching him hit the ball so much that when Tiger
would be eating, he would look away, eat and then
look back at his dad. Okay, yeah, I mean that's
like he was so into it. He was so to it.
He didn't want to go in the house and eat. No,
you had him stripped into the high chairs so he
couldn't go in the house and eat. So he's not

(07:05):
he didn't have a choice in the matter. There. Earl
Is is pop stakes him on National TV at two.
Hey Tigers, so do you like the host? Do you
really like golf Tiger, Tiger, I gotta go poo poo.
I mean, what do you think the kids canna answer questions?
Get out? He's ready for an interview at two years old. Okay, guys.
Another thing that I thought when I was watching the
dot and I'm like, oh mg, all of these people

(07:28):
are just ratting them out, the family, the dad, Tiger,
I mean, telling everything about them right. So as I'm watching,
I'm like, how do they get these people to talk
about this stuff? Please? Like what I would love to know? Oh,
it's easier. As soon as the documentary ended, I finally understood.
It's people that have been sliding, that have been left

(07:48):
behind that Tiger no longer talks to, and he they
Tiger screwed every single one of them, every single one
of them, like Mark Marcomira's wife or I think it's
his ex wife maybe because it looks in the video,
I don't think she had a wedding ring on, So
she's like, well, what the heck? Why would I not talk?
They were they probably cut me out in the rude. Okay,
I'm gonna go ahead and talk. It's everybody that was

(08:08):
screwed over by Tiger. That's an amazing point you just made.
Could somebody deduce and come to that, Yes, but you
guys just summed it up. That is greatness. It's everybody
who had a not a great treatment from Tiger, and
that's what they did. The guys that did the documentary,
they're the ones. I mean, they did it perfectly where
it just made it seem like these guys are voluntarily
telling you about Tiger Woods. And then it's like, okay,

(08:32):
it's very I wouldn't share that about lunch Box, like
and we were still friends, that'd be weird. But then
at the very end you realize that, yeah, she was
in love with Tiger. She was in love with Tiger,
and Tiger just said, hey, you're out. Don't say anything,
get as much money as you can, settlement whatever, but
just don't talk. And eventually she's like, wait, how come

(08:55):
he gets to tell his side of the story and
I don't get to tell mine. And but it took
her years to realize, and mean now she's just coming out.
I mean, hell, it might have taken her ten years. Then, Eddie,
I have a question for you, after watching the documentary,
do you understand why I I could think that he
was on pills when he's driving that vehicle after seeing
him no, no coach, even before the documentary, I can

(09:16):
I mean, I can understand why anyone would think he's
on pills. I just don't think it's right to see
a news story and automatically think he was on pills.
That's all I was saying. I still find it weird. Okay,
because they said, oh, he wasn't under the influence, but
they didn't test his blood at all. To me, they can't.
Let's probable cause, coach, probable cause you're driving, you flip

(09:37):
a car and it rolls four hundred feet, But they
also have to make the assessment. They said on the scene.
Smell look anything in the car. Cant but a pill.
You can't smell a pill. You can't smell Edie definitely
can't coach coach. Sorry, I just to me, I find
it weird that, you know what, just in case, we're

(09:58):
gonna draw your blood to make sure you're not on
something we can't smell or see. Maybe he My whole
thing was, maybe he took a few pain pills in
the middle of the night and he overslept, that's why
he was running late. He was still a little bit
high on the pills. Here's my point that who cares?
Like who cares? You know what I mean? Like we
didn't hurt. It would be good to know if someone
somebody else takes Viking or whatever pill and says, oh,

(10:21):
maybe I have driven the next morning after a night's
sleep and Tiger wasn't able to successfully do it. Maybe
I should be more careful and take a later shift.
You've ever taken pain pills. You can't do anything. But
Ray is driving and his car seventh morning and in
the trailblazer. You're in the trailblazer. He flips his cart
seven in the morning. You don't think they're gonna draw

(10:42):
his blood to make sure he's not on some kind
of narcotic I don't. I don't know. I think you
try it out, Coach tomorrow morning. Give it a shot.
That's a great bad idea of Coach for the big show. Hey,
let's have Ray flip his trailblazer and see if they
draw his blood. I I just find it crazy, and Coach,
it's is it weird? Is it probable? I mean all

(11:04):
that stuff? Who knows? Who cares? I just don't think
it's our job to just come on and it's so
radio like. Every time you see these documentaries like it all,
it's always the same thing. When Tiger Woods had his accident,
you know, in front of his house or whatever, hit
the fire hydrant, they all the radio TV people say
the same thing, Tiger Woods, oh, an accident right outside

(11:25):
of it. And then they got the commentary of people like,
of course he was drunk. Why would you, why would
you hit your your fire hydrant. It's just like, why
do we need to add to that crap? Because no
one knows what you're talking about, Coach. It's the old
thing from back in the days. Everybody's knows about their neighbor,
the case and point now because of the Internet, your
neighbors the entire America. But with what I did want
to say is what we've learned now with this investigation,

(11:46):
it's over, So I don't even know if we'll find
out if he was texting, will never find out if
he had a pill in his system, some of that
stuff you're just not gonna know, which is me just
being nosy. Do we need to know it? Maybe not so, Coach.
Watching the documentary, that lot of questions about Jack's record
and Tiger and his drive to beat that record, right
I will. I won't stop until I do. So that

(12:09):
kind of sparks something else in me too, like oh man,
Like I did think after this accident, Rod's surgeries, whatever
they need to do to his legs, is he's gonna
try to make a comeback. Because at first, before the documentary,
I was like, no, wait, dude, like he's gonna be
done with golf, Like he's not, It's not possible. And
then you brought the whole like Ben Hogan did it.

(12:29):
I don't know, what do you think? I still think
he's done. I because he's out this entire year, right,
So he's missing an entire year of golf. So he's
gonna be what forty six or forty seven years old?
Not a lot of people are winning majors att. I
mean I thought he wanted to be done. I think
by fifty, have have the record and be done. I

(12:50):
don't think he wanted to go play on the Senior
PGA Tour, and I don't think he wants to be
trodden around there at fifty years old, still trying to
win the majors. But maybe I'm wrong, Maybe he has
this crazy drive and he's gonna want to be back.
Maybe we don't understand it because we're not that level
an athlete and that determined like Alex Smith, Tiger Wood,
these people that come back from these injuries. You're like, Okay,

(13:13):
I don't know why you're doing it, but whatever, I
still think he's done. Yeah, they're the doctor I've heard
speak on it was Dr Oz and he said Alex
Smith and Tiger's injury very similar. And Alex Smith came back.
So I mean it's possible, probable, maybe not that. When
did you talk to Dr Oz? Coach? Did you talk
to somebody else? Coach? But then I just read the
article just like a lot of people do. But to

(13:36):
put a bow on it, the documentary is unbelievable. Would
I watch it with my wife? No? Because my wife did,
She like it, loved it. I just think there's a
tad too much golf for my wife isn't really into golf.
I don't. I think it would lose her a little bit.
But the details you get from Uka tell great. I
wish I had a little bit more. The details you

(13:56):
get about the Perkins waitress great, I wish I had
a little bit more there was a couple of them
where I was like, oh, I wish they would have
talked a little bit more. When he talked to the
the friend of Earl Woods, he goes talking about the Winnebago.
I used to bring chicks in there, and he was
drinking cocktails. I was like, oh, I wish I could.
They could have told a little bit more. But you
know what, do you want details of what they did?

(14:16):
And they never said he hooked up, but they go,
you know what, coach, he basically he said, he goes,
we would take women back to the Winnebago. Probably not
a good little role model for Tiger. He was sitting
there on the putting green and he would watch us.
He goes, probably a bad move on our part. When
he said chasing skirts, coach, he means, you know what,

(14:41):
that's what Earl though. I mean, dude goes he was
a Green Beret, goes and seerves for our country. What
an amazing man comes back here. He's got a love
for golf. He has the ability to play golf every
day of his life, which he does, and then he
just goes, you know what, I love golf. I love
my son, but I also love women. I'm gonna pull
the windowbagel up on the golf course and we're just

(15:02):
gonna take chicks over there after. I tutor him even
too later in his career too, like when when Tigers
playing these big tournaments or whatever, like his dad would
go with him and then dad would find some chicken
hook up with him in another city. Like I mean,
Earle wasn't that good of a dude, good looking dude,
but it's and he was, like, you know, sixty years

(15:22):
old and his dude was checking up with people in
random down well, and I'm starting to think Earl was
a little bit older when Tiger was to Earle just
seemed old that entire time. Yeah, yeah he did, so
he wasn't older dude, but yeah, he was killing it apparently. Hey,
so before we put a bow on this, I think
there's something important. So it's easy for us to see

(15:44):
a documentary about someone's failures and someone with that much
pressure and someone with that much fame and go through
this and we just kind of like, you know, just
just dissect everything that he does. But I think that
we at this point should give the people at that
level physical physical label, uh, level of being professional, Like

(16:08):
Tom Brady and uh, Lebron James, the people that are
so the goats of their sports that don't get in
any trouble, that probably had similar childhoods, that probably had
similar work ethics, similar pressures, but don't get don't make
those bad decisions. I don't know. Now. I want to

(16:28):
see a positive documentary of Lebron going in this direction
and not getting caught up in things like Tiger did
Tom Brady. Well, I mean because Tom Brady got divorced.
I mean, so who divorces? Isn't a you know, coach
And here's the thing. Didn't have the type of pressure
that Lebron James and Tiger Woods had. Tom Brady was

(16:48):
an unheralded sixth round draft pick that came out of nowhere.
Lebron James was on the cover of Sports Illustrated when
he was in high school. That is pressure. And what
he has been able to do, and you make a
great point, he has been able to take that pressure,
the pressure of being famous, the pressure of being an
amazing basketball player since he was in high school and

(17:09):
gone straight to the NBA, and he has never got
in trouble. What he has been able to do is incredible.
It shows that I don't know his mom who that
raised him, did it right, or the people that he
surrounded himself as he came up in the NBA unbelievable.
But Lebron James has nothing but respect from me. And

(17:31):
I I think about it all the time. You just said,
you just said you want us to and I always
think about that. I always think about Lebron James and
everything he's done. No, not every night, but I think
about the pressure he had and how he's been able
to navigate it without getting in an ounce of trouble,

(17:52):
and it's it's incredible. And with these major athletes, there's
always the cheating rumors. I mean there's been Lebron cheating
rumors too. I mean, is there any merit to him?
Who knows, But those rumors are always kind of floating around.
But look at the access. I mean, how many women
they have thrown themselves at these guys, coach, Look, I mean,
I mean it's a common tale, like it happens to everyone,
you know, It's like it's it's a thing. These guys

(18:12):
go through immense pressure, they have lots of money, lots
of fame. Everyone throws themselves at him like it's all
there and their green lights everywhere to say, hey here,
come screw up right here, you're up. You know what
I also realized in the documentary when he made that
apology that public for cheating, Why did he need to
do There's no needs for him to go out there

(18:34):
all these people. And then you know what really pissed
me off was the guy the Masters, the chairman of
the Masters. Crap was that you get the f out
of here. He should have punched Tigers should have punched
that old documentary how um F. But I didn't. I
tried to stop my masters. Do you have the bleep
just in case? Coach if he slips, He's like, Tigers

(18:54):
should have punched that dude in the face. He's like,
we hold ourselves in high regard and we will allow
Mr Woods after he gets on his knees and apologizes.
I think the guy was so high in might. Yeah,
because he slept with a bunch of women, like who
the hell are you dude his wife back in the
sixties and probably still cheating on her. And also because

(19:17):
he's the head of the Masters. You know, you don't
think women are throwing themselves at that guy. Come on
and I mean the details, the details of Tiger crashing
into the hydrant, we didn't really get too many because
I don't think it was ever a huge police report
because it's on their property and nothing was filed, right.
I feel like the times the info we got out
of that was kind of just people piecing it together
and figuring it out. It just seems that because it

(19:41):
was on his property, Ellen's like, I don't want people
finding details. Tigers like, I don't want people finding details.
And they made up a lie at first, and she
said that he got in the wreck and she had
to bash the windows so that she could pull him
out of it. Yeah, I don't think we ever got
do we deserve it? No? But we never really got
the real info from that. We just kind of I
don't think you get the real InFocus can worry, and
he has money and fame, and with that you can

(20:04):
bury stories, you can hide things. Oh the moment that
it was also great in the documentaries when Rachel you
could Tell said we actually thought we were going to
get away from it. Tiger had a conversation with her,
told her and we were scott free, and then that
phone call came to face that might have been the
dumbest thing they did. They're like, hey, we got an
article coming out. Let's get together and we'll both talk

(20:24):
to my wife, Like, what are you talking about? That
worked the thing, It really worked. That's why she tricked
them with text. It didn't work. She she wasn't stupid,
expecting it a little, but she was so interesting. You
had to do something, you had to get You had
to come up with some kind of story or else
you were just gonna say, yeah, I was cheating and

(20:46):
I don't know that girl. How about they had pictures
of them? Yeah, how about I have pictures with a
lot of people, you know what I mean. Like it
was a weird plan for them. Hey, let's just uh,
you're a ran of them. But yeah, we'll be together
and we'll go both talk to our wives and tell her, Hey,
what you're about to read isn't true. We're just friends.

(21:07):
Well and doesn't work. Well, it does if you get
the girl to agree to it, and she's in on
it as well, explaining for thirty minutes how they've never
hooked up and how these coaches didn't work. Yes, it did.
It was a proof coach. In the back of her head,
she always still kind of thought, like, what the hell
was that I go to the grocery store and I
see a magazine with my husband with another woman. The
straw that broke the camel's back is when uh, what's

(21:28):
her name? Uh? Ellen took the phone and faked like
she was tiger. That's the straw. And then the girl,
Rachel you could tell just text her, but it was
probably something like Ellen said, Hey, I love you, and
then Rachel you can tell text back, I love you too.
And then the wife's like all right, called her and
she goes, I knew, as you know, any girl out

(21:50):
there that's um that's suspecting your husband her boyfriend cheating,
and just do what she did, grab his phone, text
the number and then immediately when they respond, call them.
Now coach, coach, text the number and say I love you,
and they respond I love you too. Well, you know
what I say I love you, just say I miss
you or I mean I can't wait to see you again.

(22:12):
The last time we saw each other was magical. Yeah,
Ellen may have came up with the best way to
bust a cheater. Props to her. Hey, boys, so if
you do text that the non cheaters, what would they respond, huh,
what what do you mean? Yeah, I would never text.
So if you're thinking about you mean like during that
zoom meeting. Yeah, like that's a good point. The non

(22:34):
cheaters be like, uh, what do you mean at the
high school? For you? Hey? When am I going to
see you again? And the responses I don't know, when
we have another meeting at work tomorrow, like over the
donuts at tom you know, And then what do you respond?
And then what do you text? Abacked? I'm a crazy chick,

(22:55):
just trying to see if you're cheating my husband. Later
are you gonna say, oh sorry, I was trying to
send that to my wife wrong? She was the one
below you. I don't know, I have no idea what
you would say after that. But you throw that bread
crumb out there and see you so you know, you
throw the cheese. See if the mouse comes and gets
caught in that trap? And what you from a lot
of these women with Tiger is it wasn't they said,
it wasn't just we hung out with him one time

(23:15):
and hooked up. They had relationships with him. These girls
were in love with him again. They didn't know how
to car compartmentalize again, Coach. Here's the thing though, like again,
when when the Rachel Yukatan or whatever her name is,
like she's talking about he would wake up in the
hotel and have his little cereal and watch cartoons in

(23:37):
the morning. Like, I mean, this is the same thing, Coach.
We we dated, We dated in high school. We we
we went on dates with people in high school and
college and and we we had girlfriends and all this stuff.
He didn't. And you know what, it reminded me of
Michael Jackson. How do you say he never had to
grow up because he was always a kid and he
had and he didn't get to have a childhood. It's like, Tiger,

(23:58):
so having the cereal and watching cartoons, it's like, this
is what children do, even though he's way past the
children's stage. Yeah, he had a serial cartoons in a
naked Rachel Yukato, Coach, but he wanted to watch Scooby
Doo bey because he never got to watch that. He
never got to experience. He never got to experience what
other kids experienced. Okay, personal I watched Scooby doo and

(24:22):
then get Booby. So, Tiger, what you do to get
ready for the Masters? Well, I watched Scooby Doo, you
know those those meddling kids. Uh, and then I get
Booby Booby and then that footage they actually had his
escalade pulling into the church parking lot. Crazy dude, he
pulled into a church parking lot to hook up with

(24:43):
the parkings waisters and she threw her nasty tampon in
the parking lot. So there's that. Here's the thing. Here's
the thing that's not just what kind of level of
nasty do you have to be to you throw your
used tampon in the parking lot. No, I'm serious. Women,
if you're listening and you actually throw your tamp used
tampon on the ground in a parking lot, you are gross.

(25:04):
Walk into the trash can. That is discussing. It's sort
of like these parents that they have used diapers and
they just throw them in the shopping car or throw
them on the ground than a lot of people like
you wipe your boat with toilet paper and then you
just throw it on the floor. I was just saying, Coach,
how about the national enquired dude? Like what a douche

(25:25):
bag like his life? I get it, his whole life
that he picked his whole life is to just bust
people like that sucks like your whole alive and you
get so much joy from it. Like he was squeaky
clean in that moment he goes the cleanest guy in
the face of the earth. We've got a cheating room,
or he's like bingo, yeah, and then it's sort of like, paparazzi,

(25:48):
what a terrible job. Those jobs would be awful. They
choose him. Yeah, okay, would you rather. There's a lot
of jobs I would not want to do. Paparazzi is
one of them that would be so miserable to just
sit there and wait on somebody used to do it.
I mean I wasn't paparazzi, but at that point in
my life, if they offered me kind of the the
money that paparazzi say they make, I would probably would

(26:10):
have done it. Coach. Yeah, but that's one of those
jobs that I'm like, God, that would be so terrible
because when that south By Southwest would come down to
Austin local shoutout coach. Yeah, I would sit there and
try to chase celebrities for the big show. You were
a paparazzi, and let me tell you it was. It
would take all day for a ten second little from
walk from one building to the car, and I'm like,

(26:30):
I just wasted four hours trying to chase this dude
and I got no comment, like how miserable of a
life is this? But when you get there but you
get paid, it blows up and you get to feel
that blow, Coach, that blow up right in your face.
That's true. It's like when I saw what's her name,
uh from the O C. That's what I'm saying. That
was your blowing and she had her friends attacked me.

(26:52):
That was pretty good video. That was pretty good. But
that's what I'm saying. You wait for that moment. That
was the it moment of your paparazzi career, Coach, that
might have been. And on end, I got Mike Tyson
walking and someone kept tapping on the shoulder and he
don't touch me. That was pretty good too. You got
that on camera, Coach. Have you ever thought about being
pop rozzi coach? No, I I would be too miserables,

(27:12):
too much sitting around and waiting. It's just, Oh, I
haven't seen any in Nashville. Lunch could be the paparazzi
guy he's all running around Broadway some hey, some raggedy camera.
That's like falling apart, black shelting, Black Shelton. He's like
lunch box. Yeah, he's got a fake mustache on. I got,
I got the glasses with no lenses in him coach.

(27:33):
He's walking around Mr Brazley, Mr Braisley, lunch box, going
after people in scooters. He rides a scooter around. I'm
driving next to the car on the scooter trying to
snap pictures. Boy, remember remember when we did that with
Luke Brian. He was in a regular car and we're like, hey, hey,
how do I get to I think? What are we

(27:54):
ask him? Like when we get to the strip bar
or something? I don't know. We're talking about something I
have no idea about. Me is me in lunchbox And
we asked him to roll his window down and he's
in the car. Where did we ask him to go?
I don't remember where we are. We were asking for
directions and he was like, yeah, you take a laft right,
Wait a minute, is that you? Yeah? I do remember
that now, I do remember that. That's funny. Hey, we

(28:15):
got voicemails of you guys. Wow, Uh, let's go to
the phone lines. This is from Paul. This is something
that happened on the winter storm. Pretty cool call hit it. Hey, guys,
s Paul here? Is he talking into a tin can?
Might better than yeah? All right, go ahead, sly Paul here.
And I just want to tell you that I'm so

(28:36):
thankful for y'all. I definitely joined or Lugers Nations and
now Lugers Family. I live in here in Texas and
what the weather going, how it is, I didn't have
running water. My friend from Sworlier Nations offered to help
anyway when they're doing live in my estate. Thank you
for making this wonderful podcast and allowing you wonderful people
to become part of my ad blik. Wow, you're welcome.

(28:58):
That's really cool. That's really cool. And it's weird to
hear because I mean, when we do this podcast, I
really think no one listens and I think no one cares.
But dang, dude, dude sounded like emotional. I felt like
he was gonna cry the people why he weeped in.
But that's awesome, I tell you, I tell you all

(29:20):
the time, people listening, and that's why I say, like,
stop being an idiot, like people care and listen sometimes
I know, I guess you're right. I need to understand
that people do listen, because I always think no one listens,
no one cares, no one gives a crap, like our
our podcast sucks. Now Eddie, before I know, you have
to go. So I want to talk to you about
this one thing, Russell Wilson. I'll take them, I'll take them, Okay,

(29:42):
My thing is Russell. There's something. The quarterbacks are becoming
the new divas in the NFL. All of a sudden,
every quarterback's unhappy. It used to be wide receivers Chadow,
Joe Sinko, Terrell Oh and Keyshawn Johnson. Just give me
the damn ball. All of a sudden, quarterbacks are unhappy.
There's a report that last season Pete Carroll and Russell
Wilson got into it and he wanted to have more

(30:04):
input on the offense and they weren't listening to him.
He stormed out of a meeting, and now there's all
this friction up in Seattle. And he says he hasn't
demanded a trade, but he made but he made a list.
You don't make a list of teams you want to
go to unless you have put in motions of hey,
why don't you try to get me out of here?
Because I am unhappy here? Why else would you put

(30:26):
a list out there that includes the Raiders, the Saints,
the Bears, and the Cowboys. Those are the four teams.
Because he has a no trade clause. It tells me
Russell Wilson is ready to leave Seattle. And also, you
make a list in high school when you're about to
break up with your then girlfriend and you maybe seeing

(30:48):
what's out there, you make a list of the top
three girls you'd want to go after you see what's available.
Exactly do you, guys? You guys wrote down a list
of chicks he'd one a day after, right before you're
gonna break up with the other one. Coach in high school,
literally with my buddy, made a list of the top
three and I landed all three and went after the
hottest and I'll hang boy coacher, But I would like
to see what hot was in Gwenn Michigan could probably

(31:11):
hot coach. I mean, I can't post a picture. My
wife would hate it. Before you got married though, before
you got married, no, no, no, Eddie. Now, Russell Wilson
wants out right, Am I crazy? No? I think you're right.
I mean, you know, I mean he could do that
too to kind of like, hey, I'm serious, you don't
get it together. I'm I'm happy to leave, which I

(31:32):
think any quarterback or any NFL player is willing to
leave for a better team or more freedom and more money.
So I think you're right. But he's under contract that
he signed a big deal, so he's got the money
he wants, he he's valued. It sounds like he wants freedom, though.
I think he wants more input and he wants to
throw the ball more, and he thinks that Seattle is
going in the wrong direction they're not good enough. But

(31:55):
it tells me I've looked at these teams and I
think they're headed in the direction I want to go,
and I want to go there. If I'm those four
teams that he listed, the Raiders, the Saints, the Bears,
and the Cowboys, you better believe I am calling Seattle
today and saying, Hey, John Snider, what do you want
for Russell Wilson. What's it gonna take for me to
get Russell Wilson. I know you say he doesn't one out,

(32:17):
but he wants out all signed Dak Prescott. We'll do
a sign and trade and I'll give you my first
round pick this year in my first round pick next year.
Do we got a deal that may be too steep, though,
I don't know if I do two first rounders and coach,
you didn't even think about you're just throwing random stuff out.
I'll take all take all my picks. Hey, hey, it's
Jerry Jones here. I'm gonna give you Dak our first

(32:39):
rounder this year and our third rounder this year, and
you send on Russell Wilson over here. What do you think? Boom?
I'll hang up and listen. There you go with the
catch phrase. I I'm just telling you, if I'm one
of those four teams, you have to be on the
phone to Seattle to day and figure out what it's
gonna take, what it's gonna take. But on a Friday,
usually people want to will get some happy hour, coach,

(33:01):
I don't know if it's happening. I don't think they
have Friday's in in the NFL or Thursdays. Everyone has Friday's. Coach.
If you're an NFL g M, I think you worked
three d and sixty five days here Okay, coach. When
you see pictures of them at Disney World, coach, and
what they're working, I don't see g ms at Disney World. Well,
you don't know who they are, coached. You're right, I

(33:23):
don't really put pictures out of the gm're not really popular.
Figure you think Saban's working today, coach, exactly, I'll hang
up the sec. Saman definitely not working. Is saving the
GM of an NFL team to those guys become gm
s because there's probably not a lot to do. All right, boys,
Hey boys, I gotta run listen Cowboys fan, though I
would take him in a second. All right, have a

(33:45):
good Hey, have a good weekend, Eddie. I don't know
where you're headed. Is everything okay, everything's okay, guys. I
just I just kind of scheduled something and we're I
just got squeezed in. Sorry, coach, Coach, all good, thank
you for talking in code. Yeah, we were just we
were seeing what you scheduled. You didn't want to say
we sounded like amy there during the big show. Coach. Well,
I sent a venmo and I found out from a

(34:05):
friend that this thing we saw was the same amount
of the thing the thing on the venmo. Hey, that's
talking to code coach. Hey, I got a beef, but
I'm not gonna tell who the beasts with. Okay, all right, boys,
you want to buzze yourself out a little, just a

(34:26):
little one now, right? Did you see the awkwardness of
what Alex Smith said? Is it that they didn't think
he was gonna able to make it back? He said,
they didn't want me. They when I walked in, it
was like I got three eyes. They were like, what
is this guy doing in the building after he was better? Yes,

(34:48):
because he came back at the beginning of last season.
He walked in like I'm here to play, and they
were like, he said, when I decided to come back,
I definitely threw a wrench in the team's plans. They
didn't see it. They didn't want me there, didn't want
me to be a part of it, didn't want me
to be on the team, the roster. They didn't want
to give me a chance. Mind you, it was a

(35:08):
whole new regime that came in. I'm like the leftovers,
I'm hurt, and I'm a liability. Heck no, they didn't
want me there at that point. As you can imagine,
everything I've been through, I couldn't have cared less about
all that. Whether you like it or not, I'm gonna
give this a go to point. But he was still
with the teams, so he they had to let him
in the locker room. But then the fact that they

(35:28):
allowed him to start, did they have no other options? Well,
they wanted to put him on the injured reserve list.
They wanted to end his season before the season even
started and say you're unfit to play. And he had
to sit down for two weeks with Ron Rivera and
convince him to give him a shot and say, no,
do not put me on the physically unable to perform list.

(35:48):
I want a shot, and boom. See that's that's interesting
now that we we didn't even know that beforehand. But
that guy's persevered right there, He said, they tried to
put me on the pup list for two weeks. They
tried to put me on r I R. I felt
like I shouldn't had I should have my fair shot,
and they hadn't given it to me at that point.
I wanted the opportunity to find out. It was getting

(36:10):
close to the end of the line of a marathon
and they're telling me that you can't finish the race.
It's like f that I'm finishing this thing. At least
I'm going to see if I can. So I'm thankful
we worked through it, all that stuff. But no, it
wasn't like open arms, Oh we're so happy to see
you after two years. Like I said, new coaches, new faces,
and I think I definitely surprised a lot of people

(36:31):
that never thought I would even be trying it. What
was that was that in the newspaper? I was in
GQ magazine because that was pretty well written. I was
gonna say, did he just spout that off? It was in?
It was in g Q. If i'll and I will
shout out the reporter here at one second, give me
one second, hang up and listen to you, Clay Skipper
of g Q. I mean, that is so interesting to

(36:52):
hear that they didn't want him. How awkward that has
to be that he has to go in and fight
like no, no, no, no, do put me on the
are and then he ends up being the starter and
leading them to a five and one record. And then
at the end of the year, Ron Rivera says, are
you surprised? You know? Are you glad? What Alex Smith did.
Are you surprised you're here? And he said, I think

(37:12):
we'd be in the same spot if Kyle Allen was healthy.
So that's kind of a shot at him, right, yes, Like,
I mean, after all he did, and that's what you're
gonna say. And it sounds like Alex Smith still wants
to play, and right, answer me this, why, well, I mean,
why does he want to play or why does he
still want to play? He proved it, Like maybe I'm

(37:34):
just I just don't get it right, he proved it.
He should fade off into the sunset. But also think
about how long that dude was gone. The team used
to be the Washington Redskins coach now it's the Washington
football team. They changed names, they changed names, they changed
the whole organization, they got all new coaches. He walked
in with what Redskins here on? And they were like, dude,

(37:54):
it a long time, Like Alex Man, where are you
being there? We changed logos, we got new color, we
got every knew. He's like, oh, I get a new jacket.
They're like, actually, we don't really want you here, dude,
we want you to get You're kind of part of
the past. Your history. But that does give you an
image though, what their faces look like. When he walked
in and they thought he had three eyes. You can
just see it. They're like, yeah, he said, They were

(38:14):
just like excuse me, like what are you doing here?
Like how are you able to walk? You're gonna try
to put You're gonna try to work out with us. Huh.
Sometime it's always the best to do a little bit
about comeback, just secretly, like Tiger style. Yeah, he did
all his rehab outside of the building. Dude, I hope,
I hope. Kind of part of me hopes we don't
see any of Tiger's rehab and he just shows up
and people are looking at him with three eyes. Oh,

(38:35):
I hope. So I hope he just shows up. I
don't know, Like, I hope he builds a bubble that
has an eighteen hole golf course, a house, everything he needs,
and we're not allowed in it. You can't see, and
all of a sudden, he just shows up at the
Masters one day and says, what up, bitches, I'm back.
Speaking of Tiger, one of the things I thought I
was going to learn from the documentaries that maybe he
was like Jordan's because he hung out with Jordan and Barkley.

(38:56):
They gambled a little bit. They didn't really touch on that.
So maybe your tiger isn't even a game bumbler, which
is interesting to hang out with the two most notorious
gamblers in sports history post playing, Jordan and Barkley, and
Jordan even playing when he was doing all that stuff,
um cards and staff and golf, not betting on games.
But uh, and then they're in Vegas, the epicenter of gambling,

(39:18):
and it didn't really even say tiger gamble. He just
went there for the chicks. He just went there for
the chicks, like he just wanted to feel the admiration
of the chicks, like he wanted that like, oh man,
this is cool. Like the I don't know, And he
was weird and you could tell painted the picture made
it sound like he was kind of an outcast. And
he really wasn't good at talking. I mean, he was married,
but he wasn't good at talking to women. She said

(39:40):
when she saw him at first, he was in the
club by himself. She just went up and talked to him.
And that's what I think that comes from not having
a social life as a kid, and his dad forcing
him to do things and be here and be there
and not being able to be a normal kid that
gets to socialize. It takes off because when you turn
ty five, all of a sudden, you're like, how do

(40:00):
I talk to people? What do I do? I don't
have any friends, Like what all I did was golf, golf, golf, golf, golf, golf, golf, golf,
And all I did was hang out with my dad.
His dad was his best friend because his dad wouldn't
let him have any other friends, basically, and I didn't
like that. I guess the documentary kind of made it
seem like they had a falling out they really didn't have.
I did, in my opinion, didn't have a falling out.
His dad just got older. I felt like his dad

(40:22):
got older and sick. But maybe maybe there's a falling
out behind the scenes that we didn't know about, an
argument about business, and there you go, and then they
not don't talk as much. But it almost seemed like, well,
Tiger's mobile and young, he's flying here, flying there. Maybe
Pops has just got old bones and didn't you know,
couldn't go as much. Now I hit the other voicemail, Okay,
let me pull it up. I don't know who it's from,

(40:42):
don't know where it's from, don't you know what? Yeah, dude, dude,
So where do you think that he had to go?
I believe And I have no idea why he was
talking in code. I think they were getting fitted. Oh okay,
I don't know. I got a thing and and uh
I have to drive to in a building pushed around. Okay, coach,

(41:04):
that's cool if you don't want to say what it is. Like,
I was like, did you have a doctor's appointment that
this peters fall off? Like what happened? Like? Is he
getting a divorce? What is he talking? Hey? On my wife?
He was like, she watched that Tiger documentary. She's like,
and you don't go play golf and he was She
was like, that's why you drive the Winnabango to the
golf course and it is because damn it. And he's like, man, Tiger,

(41:26):
blew it for me. Hey, if you play at a
local muni this weekend, look for a winnobgo couch. When
I'm going to what Shelby, I'm looking for the winterbeg.
All right, here you go. Here's this voicemail. There might
be some bad language. I'll try and bleep it, hit it. Boys.
It's a big show on fucking back in the States

(41:49):
where I to plug it. I just want you to
know I got thirty five episodes to get you up on,
and I'm taking a road trip across the country. So
let's go. See'll soon. Big Oh that's his name, I
believe on Twitter, and he's military huge fan of the show.
We're a huge fan of him. We've posted him before
on our Twitter. But he's back in America. Baby, all right,

(42:09):
welcome home. I get I give a salute. Oh, what
do you mean, coach? Military salute? Coach boy, is it
an audio clip? Coach? Yeah? That goes boom, Oh, coach,
welcome back, coach, three gun salute, duty, honor and country,

(42:30):
my man, let's go. Oh. And then Deshaun Watson. The
Texans have been saying we are not trading Deshaun Watson.
We are not trading Deshaun Watson. Deshaun Watson finally sat
down with a new Texans head coach, and what do
you tell him? I don't want to be here? Ah,
So it's official like he's that still don't want to

(42:50):
be here, still want out. I'm not I do not
want to play for this organization. I don't know if
it's anything against the coach, I don't, you know whatever,
but he told him I still don't want to be
or so right. At what point do the Texans say,
you know what, he's not coming back. Well, I mean
they know that, right, coach. But more so the city

(43:12):
of Houston. Man, I'm not even talking about them losing power.
I'm talking to them losing players hardened de Sean JJ.
What Houston is falling off the map very very quickly, coach,
in the terms of sports world. And I believe some
people still don't have power. And I'm sorry about no.
I think they have power. I think powers back. Yeah,

(43:32):
and they lost Um Springer, that's right, Uh no more
Springer Dingers Well, and you knew they were kind of
gonna face a lot of backlash. And they lost Garrett
Cole exactly, coach. I mean, Houston was the spot the
Rockets really weren't making too much. The Rockets were they
were really I mean they were in the Western Conference finals,

(43:52):
they were they should have beaten the Warriors. What are
they even doing right now? Because I'm curious what they're doing.
They're losing a lot. That's what I thought I saw.
They just released to Marcus Cousins. They said, you're out
of Marcus hasn't been anything since he broke his foot
and then he blew his They lost by sixteen to
the Calves, they lost by twenty to the Bulls, they
lost to the Sixers. Lost. Oh, you're right, they're bad, man.

(44:16):
Oladipo was gonna bring it over there. They're bad, and
that's the they got rid of so much star power.
They've lost everything and it is a complete rebuild. And
everybody was excited because right after they got rid of Harden,
they were playing okay, they won a couple of games,
and you had Houston bands going, oh baby, we didn't
make such a bad train. Look, it's a rebuild, it's

(44:36):
a start over. It's okay, it happens. But Nets are
looking good though, looking looking real good. There's a team
that's gonna beat the Lakers, and they already are consistently.
I'm the Nets many they've got to be the favorite
in Vegas. No, I'm pro it up. They're not the
favorite thing. And it's the Lakers. No, it's not the
la the Lakers have without Anthony because you don't know
Anthony Davis. But I don't know what if he's ever

(44:58):
gonna come back from the Achilles. The Nets are the favorite,
then really Nets three times your money, and then Lakers
about three point The Lakers, how the Lakers are are
are playing terrible. That's what I'm saying. Is out hurt
and he's the team. I love him. I don't know
when he's coming back. I have not like they said
three weeks they'd reevaluate, but in Achilles is very sensitive

(45:20):
and you saw what happened with Katie boom blew that Achilles.
But if he doesn't come back, the Lakers can't win
at all. That there's all, that's all there is doing.
If he is not playing, they will not win at all.
Uh And I used to love the Nuggets, but the
Nuggets lost a little bit of their bench depth. So
Gary I think his name was Grant, Yes, thank you,

(45:43):
Jeremy Grant. He went to Detroit. They lost Tory Craig. Yes,
Craig doesn't even play anymore now now he plays like
a bench guy. Yeah, I forget. I don't even where
he went. But dude, this is the time he might
be in Milwaukee to take the Charlotte Hornets with mellow
five hundred times your money. You put down a hundred dollars,
you could win fifty thousand if the Hornets stop. Why

(46:08):
waste your money? Coach, you love flyers, No, I like
flyers that are are have a reasonable shot. The Rams
have a reasonable shot. There in the top ten of
shots to win the Super Bowl. The Hornets are probably
top thirty. You know a bad team that's so overrated,
the Milwaukee Bucks or the top five to win the championship. See,
they're horrible. Oh the depot doesn't shoot any ball outside

(46:32):
outside of one ft. He still hasn't figured out a
jump shot, and that's their achilles heel. Yeah, but they
got their point guards better, Drew Holidays better than what
they had. But the East, but the East is to
me a simple it's the Net, the Nets or amazing coach.
Have you watched any of their games? They're fun, dude,

(46:53):
I've caught a couple of them. Obviously they're high flying there.
I mean there's points being put up left and right. Dang,
that's a that's a team. And it's they did the
Little three? What is that like the big big know
what Big three? All right, you're ready to go to
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you got some birthday music? Mail bag? Yeah? But you

(47:16):
got your birthday music? Yeah, let me pull it up.
I let's see if we got your birthday music, because
we're gonna have to do a couple of birthdays. I
missed a couple too on the coach. Just get him
on cameo, coach. I know they should hit me on cameo.
You know what I mean. Radio lunchbox. Hey, my son
Cade would love to hear a shout out for his
eleventh birthday. His birthday is February. He has listened to
the show from the beginning with me. I love when

(47:38):
him and his sister yell out sore losers at the
beginning of the podcast. Even better when I hear them
randomly say it throughout the day just walking around the house.
Love the podcast. Hashtag sports Penis Coach. She wrote that
in remail every birthday, Cade, Happy birthday, Coach, Happy birthday.

(48:01):
I got a buddy named Cade. Do you really kinda
faded out so you're not really friends with him anymore? No? Yeah,
I'm not and I don't. I don't know if he's
doing that. Well, probably wasn't a great story to bring up. No, no,
tell me what was wrong. No, we're all buddies at
Texas State, and nobody ever heard of him, and uh
have has heard from him, And I don't believe he

(48:21):
really got into social media. So everybody's just kind of
like you've seen Cade. No, man, you know, dude, I
don't know where Kate is. Oh man, that's row, dude.
And then they lost power. I mean, there's no what
telling where Kate is right now. It was Kate still
living in that area. Yeah, he was still in the
Greater Austin area. Just nobody's seen Cade. Wow. I Hey Kate,
if you're listening, man, hit us up. Hey, coaches, I'm

(48:42):
justin from Latrolle, Pennsylvania. I've been listening to your podcast
for a year now and I absolutely love it. You
guys are hilarious. Can I get a birthday shout out?
I turned thirty this Saturday. I'm going to the casino
and placing a bet on red for the sore Losers nation. Yeah, hey,
happy birthday, justin coach, do not be careful on that

(49:03):
Red Bet. We did it for my bachelor party Red
Bet Vegas July. The gambling Yeah, no, no no hit Red
do Red. It'll win, It'll win Black Coach. I know, Hey, coaches,
this is Joel. I wanted to email and try to
get a birthday shout out. My birthday is February. I
will be twenty nine. I have always listened to the

(49:23):
Big Show and was never really into sports, but decided
to give the store Losers a try and have been
pleasantly surprised. Best sports podcast out there. Thanks coaches, and
not according to the ratings. Happy birthday, Joel, Hey and
your boys. CeeLo for coach. How many more birthdays? I mean,
we got a lot of coaching. Birthday Friday. Hey, it's

(49:44):
Celo of Padre Island checking in with the best news
of My girl. Just surprised me with a spontaneous weekend
getaway to the beautiful Nashville, Tennessee for my birthday February.
Is she coming with? You might want to leave her
at home, Coach, you coming here? I'm super stoked. We
are staying downtown on Broadway. That being said, I'm hoping
maybe to meet you all with uh, you know, shoot

(50:05):
the s session and possibly do a sore losers shotgun
with y'all. Coach if you ever heard of COVID. I
know it's a long shot with Covil and all, but
it doesn't hurt to ask if you guys are my
number one, at least to give me a birthday shout out.
All right, we got two more coaches. My b day
is February seven, love the show. Give me a shout out. Thanks,

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charge your fan over here in Colleen, Texas Army Vet
and proud sore loser Wally Estrada Army Vet. Happy birthday,
Wally who coaches? Trying to see what nine months from February? Oh?
Why why are all these people being born around this

(50:46):
time of the year? When is nine months before February?
Who's being born? May? So it's right around Sinco to Mayo.
Why what happened? That's when all these people's parents hooked up? Oh?
I got you? Yeah, yo, coaches? Can I get a
birthday shout out? Ray? Keep up the gunshots. I love
the color green, as I who as I was in
the Army myself. I'll hang up and listen. I know

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you guys are usually a little late on your birthday.
So I sent this in early my birthdays July twelve,
sent it in four months early. Happy birthday, Mason's greatness.
We are we are about four months behind on some stuff.
I mean we are. Sorry, guys, man, we got a
lot of birthdays. Skip them and put them on the twitters.

(51:28):
I know we may have to start because we're starting
to get a lot of birthdays in the way. That's
interesting to listen to. I don't know either, all right,
we are the sore losers at gmail dot com cultures.
My groomsmen and I have booked our rooms from my
bachelor party in Vegas Easter weekend. I know you all
went except Eddie for raised bachelor party, so I'm looking
for some advice. We're there, Yeah, we're staying at Caesar's Palace.

(51:49):
What advice can you give us on some of the
things we must do, must avoid? There will be five
of us going, yeah, shot, shot, there will be five
of us going. One of us has been to Vegas,
no one else has. We all like the gamble, of course,
thanks you coachers. I'll hang up and listen. Spencer Sloan, Well,

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I have one piece of advice, and yours is gonna
be better. Than mine. I'm telling you you will always
say I don't want to lose my money the first day,
But I can't tell you how important that is. It
hit me one time I had a K and I
lost the K and I had to tell my wife
the next fiance at the time the next day that
I lost to K and I lost all the money.
You don't want that to be You just do a couple.

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Whatever your bank roll is, do about a third of
it the first day, a third of it, the second
day a third. It's so easy to say, but please
do it. I'm telling you it ruins the trip if
you blow the low day one lunch. Look, I don't
know how Vegas is right now. I don't know what's
gonna be open, what's not going to be open. It
may not be the as crazy as it's as it

(52:55):
has been. Uh, but here's the key. Do not waste
your money the first night. Ray is correct, But there
is there's nothing you must do or must not do.
It's Vegas. You just go out and do whatever the
hell you want. You want to go to a strip club,
go to a strip club to wear a mask, but

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wear a mask, gamble, gamble, drink drink, drink, and don't listen.
On top of not losing all your money the first night,
don't go overboard the first night and be hung over
the next two days. When well, when the pools are
open there, I believe it's seventy or something degrees, Definitely
bring your trunks because you're gonna say, I'll be in

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the casino drinking. We don't need. No, there's gonna be
a two hour lull in the afternoon. I'm telling you,
go down there, see some bikinis with your boys. You know,
it's not just bro time. There's gonna be a lot
of scenery. Take some drinks. The pool always has to
be integrated into Vegas. In my opinion, Oh you gotta
have pool time. I used to here. I'm gonna be
honest with you. When I first started going to Vegas,
I was like, who has time to waste hours at

(53:58):
the pool? You need it. It's great relaxation, It's a
time to chill kind of you know, just not waste
any money where you're gonna be drinking. But how are
you gonna spend no money with a cabana and girls?
But I was gonna say, but gambling wise, it's a
relaxing time, time to catch your energy, you know, recoup, recover.
And the pool has great scenery. And I didn't realize

(54:21):
this when I was first going to Vegas. I was
all about drinking, gambling, clubbing. Now I'm like, hey, the
pool is pretty badass. They got some great pools. Just listen,
just have fun and check out Adrenaline Mountain if you
want to do something crazy for your bachelor party. Adrenaline
Mountain is where we took Ray. We shot guns. Make
sure you bring food. We shot guns. I didn't, Oh yeah,

(54:47):
you didn't. We we wrote a t V s. Ray
crushed the car. It's a really cool deal that you
can check out with the boys. Listen, just how I
I don't there's nothing. Don't buy drugs from guys on
the street. That's what my suggestion. And that's it. That's
all I got. There's nothing you have to do and
don't have to do. Just enjoy it and bring a

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lot of money. Because one drink is like uh, Hamburgers
twenty dollars. Everything is about five times more expensive thing
you're used to, and you usually get free drinks. I
just don't know if that's the case anymore. Have they
kind of cut back on that. We got free drinks
for your bachelor party, but it was slow as the
last I got one drinking about two hours. I just

(55:29):
won't even drink on my bachelor party. It was very frustrating,
very annoying. If you're ordering drinks, make sure it's not
the oldest lady on the floor, because it took forever
for me to get a nice cold bood light. Yeah,
but yeah, that that was that. That's all I got.
I mean, I just I can't say, just put it
on red, play Roulette, put it on red. That's all

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My only suggestion. Another small piece of advice, it maybe dumb.
Take some just random pictures. You're gonna feel a little
bit feminine doing it, but just take a couple Like
you see a cool fountain, boom, take it. You see
a cool atrium when you're inside one of the hotels, beautiful,
take a picture. You'll look back on those when you're
at your boring job and be like, that was the
best weekend ever and those are great memories. Also, there's

(56:10):
isn't there. I mean, there's so the fountains are right
next to Okay, so you definitely at some point at
least kind to see them because they're pretty cool. And
then the flower garden and Blaggio is awesome. That's what
I was gonna say. Okay, so do that? Hey does that?
That sounds like a couple of women telling you, but
it's amazing telling you do it. It's amazing. You've never
seen floral arrangements like you have at Oh my god,

(56:33):
we sound so stupid, dude, but it is incredible how
they have those flowers doing and they look so nice.
It's crazy. You're walking around drinking. Listen, you're gonna walk
up and down the strip and you're gonna be drinking.
You might as well walk in the blagio and check
out the floral garden. It's crazy. It sounds crazy, but
I've never seen flowers like that, and you're gonna be like, wow,
that's so cool. And then what's the building that's the

(56:55):
most impressive? Is it? Is it Caesar's or not Caesar's? Uh?
One with just amazing architecture, and it almost might be
the same place with the flowers. It might be the
BLOGI Okay, so that's when you definitely have to swing by.
And they all have good sports books now. At one
point there used to be some were a little dilapidated,
but I would say most have kept up in their

(57:16):
state of the art. Must be. You've gotta go see Excalibur.
I mean that's a musty. I actually I've never seen that. Right,
you're gonna get robbed there. You got to excalipate. The
only thing you're seeing is guy. Isn't it like twenty
a night? Yeah? Yeah, the Excalibur is like, we're like

(57:37):
families with kids stay. So I was just being funny,
Like one time I booked this. There theyking, oh yeah, Excalipern.
Don't making there. There's just not a bunch of lot
of the kids running around. It's like, Okay, that's awkward.
Why why are we staying here? Why are we staying
at Excalibur? And I'm pretty sure that Donald Trump Hotel
doesn't have a casino and does not have a casino.
Do you want to hear a story why it doesn't
have a casino. I've probably told you this story, but
I'm gonna tell you again. Consider me fascinating. Okay, So

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he wanted to get a sino in Las Vegas where
you could gamble. Well, him and Steve Winn, who owns
Win and Encore Uh don't like each other. So Steve
win rallied the board not to give him the casino license.
So Donald Trump built his hotel and he built it

(58:19):
right high enough where it blocked Steve Win's view from
his floor on the wind. But then he doesn't have
the casino. But he doesn't have the casino. But because
he was there, there's like, this is what I'm saying,
billionaires or millionaire, I don't know how much money they
have to do the dumbest, but they do the dumbest
thing their egos. Says he wouldn't let him get a

(58:40):
casino license, he builds the hotel to block his view.
Heartless love. Yeah, no, we're ready to go. I mean
Eddie left, but we we continue going. We could have
left a long time ago, but we had fifty two
thousand birthday shoutouts we had to do and so that
was important. And we can talk about Vegas because Eddie
didn't go, so he didn't need to be a part

(59:00):
of that segment anyway. He let you down on your
bachelor party, coach. I'm glad that was brought back up
because he did go to Florida, like three days later
he went to Florida and he was like, you guys
are so irresponsible. You're gonna get COVID, and in the
fate that we live in, Eddie gets COVID. Hey, it's
Pitts in there real quick, brother, Yeah, tell him to
come in here real quick. I just want to tell congratulations, brother,

(59:22):
jump in there. Lunch wants to tell you something. Did
you know, Pitts. I gotta congratulate him on the new kid.
Excuse me? Yeah, come on, Pitts coach. He's humping audio.
He's not running very fast. He moves very slow. Hey, Pitts,
sit on that on Amy's mic real quick. I just
want to say congratulations real quick. Yeah, but he's got done. Yes,

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I want to say congratulations on the new child child. Oh, Patty, Yeah.
I got a question, and this is serious question. Did
you send him a gift? Okay, I can't afford it.
I put all my money. No, but I did see
where the city, the city turned the all the stuff
pink for him, And I think things are doing well.
And his foots, turf toes healing and so hopefully we uh,

(01:00:11):
we're all healting ready to go for next season. Brought
me in here to to like be nice, and I
really wanted to know. I honestly thought. I wondered, because
I guarantee you a lot of Chiefs fans bought them presents.
It's sort of like a lot of people bought Ray
wedding presents from that listened to the show. Uh so
I thought maybe I thought, maybe you loved him so
much that you might send him a present. Did not

(01:00:35):
send him a I did not send him a present.
Now we never responded back to my Instagram message, Man,
what did you say when he was sending all that
cool stuff, when he was posting all those videos, sending
him the football where he opened it up and it
had those god awful glasses that are I guess ince
now that he wears those looks like ski goggles and
you try to get one of the ski goggles. And

(01:00:55):
they didn't reply. He didn't now question him. I was
a frequent you know, contributor to the or Losers podcast
Drop the Season, Mundo name, how did that work for you?
But still waiting on the message. You know, I'm doing wonderful, man,
I'm doing absolutely wonderful. Alright, good, how are you doing, man?
I'm great, I'm great, let's go golf. It's raining, so

(01:01:19):
we ain't got no windows in here. I had no
idea it was raining. Well, it's in drizzle. There's nothing
it was like chance of rain today, so I just
assumed it was already raining. Out of respect south of
and a little uh tip of the cap to Tiger Woods,
I say, we go golf in the rain. I think
he Woods would have done it. Do you want to
race with the course? You lose? You guys gotta win
a bago you got you gotta dry fit shirt. You

(01:01:42):
want to race the course? Dude, I'll go eightt coach,
you will too soon of a joke. That's bad. Not
not in that Nie, So that's bad. Once you say
you could beat Tiger, now on you go ahead, and
just that was too so I don't even think I
could beat Tiger and golf right now? What is his
that I and check I got transferred to some other hospital.

(01:02:02):
I didn't see that. I had Sports Center on you
this morning. But I do know he's got a good
team because few and far between details are coming through.
That's true that they are locked down. They are doing
a good job of keeping everything just bluh. They're not
saying a word. I did see just a tidbit from
Justin Thomas which I just applauded him for golf. I
think I think it's I won't say it's I think

(01:02:23):
it's distaste, not distasteful, just because that's how we know
him as a as a golf legend. But I think
golf should be the furthest thing from our mind when
we talk about Tiger. Is he gonna walk? You know?
I mean I want to know. That's like, the guy
is gonna recover. Like that's a great point. Let's just
hope that the guy, I mean, the guy is a father.
Um well, I'm just glad he's gonna live in his
first kids. That's the most important thing is the kids.
The kids, the kids, the kids. I just would like

(01:02:44):
to start getting some details on him as a human,
you know, I would like to know, you know what
we'll see. I don't think so. I'm the opposite. I'm
like that he has no um what is it called
requirement to let us know how he's doing. They should know.
Like I feel bad for celebrity. He's like me. When
we if we go to the hospital, people want us
to come out and give a statement. On their health. No,

(01:03:05):
that's private information. Let them if he wants to share
a share, but it's it's a weird thing how a
lot of this time we get this information because their
celebrities and athletes when they get hurt. But if he
doesn't want to release it, don't don't release it. You
just think we're you just think we expect it and
we're supposed to get it. Deserve it. Yeah, but don't
like I'm hitting not hitting, refreshed on Twitter scene if
they've updated its. We care about him as more than

(01:03:28):
a golfer. So I'm I'm curious. I'm you know, not excited.
That's not the word to use, but I am anxious
to know that he's gonna be okay, and then it
will be fun to see if he will become um
golfer again, you know, or have the opportunity to compete
at all at any level. If you said right now,
if you were bet in your house, does Tiger Woods
play golf again? Because of who Tiger is as a person,
if his body allows him to play golf, absolutely, I

(01:03:50):
don't think. I don't think there's anything Tiger Woods can't
do with his if the physical you know, abilities were
there for sure, alright, and you get one of those losers,
Um no, I would love to have brother doesn't drink beery,
drinks whiskey. Whiskey. But that's why you still have a couzy.
You can put it in there. And uh, did you
get my T shirt? Yeah? I've been asking for It's
been a good year. What T shirt? Just just sort
of losers merch. But somewhere I can let people know

(01:04:12):
that I know brow you probably I don't know. I
don't know what x L T means tall. I'm a
big boy. I don't know. I don't know if from
our website, I don't know. I'll ask. He's only been
asking for a year. Yeah, I just did x LT.
It'll probably shrink. I definitely have tall because good news
for you. There's other things coming real soon. I love it.

(01:04:35):
We're gonna talk around it though, like Eddie did it
with his ten forty appointment Real Soon one of those podcasts.
So we got the thing coming out that you put
on your shoulders and your arms. Oh yeah, it's a
T shirt, but we can't tell you any of the
stuff that it's gonna have. The tail is coming soon, yeah,
coming very soon. Very soon. All right, have a great weekend, guys,
appreciate it. Pitch, you're gonna buzz us out? I will do.

(01:04:56):
I get a cat down. No, no, you just buzzed out.
When we're done, Okay, we're done. M hmmm. That was
a lot better than last time, Chief sucks said, Chief Suck?
Is you here right now? He said, Chief Suck. I
made sure he's unplugged before I said it. Hey, I
made sure he unplugged before I said. That's great. That's great.
Man oh man, funny funny