Two Old Guys Trying To Do A Podcast

In this episode we get a peak at what it's going to be like when we turn 70 trying to do a podcast. Time to dive into the emails and listen to some of the opinions from the listeners and figure out Ray's plans to take bankrupt Las Vegas. Happy Thanksgiving because we forget what else you will find on this episode. 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Yeah, we're gonna do video lights lights on. Oh, we
probably should have got with that guy to fix this.

Speaker 2 (00:09):
He's working on it. Scuba came in here and told
me that he is here this week and the guy
is supposed to be working on it. Either it's a
day or tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (00:17):
Right, we're on your camera? Yeah? I know.

Speaker 2 (00:19):
Now are you on your camera because you talked?

Speaker 1 (00:21):
Or is it? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (00:22):
Is it not flipping back and forth yet?

Speaker 1 (00:24):
Yo?

Speaker 2 (00:24):
Still not working?

Speaker 1 (00:26):
You talk? I'm talking right, Okay, I switched it back, yo, Yo,
check out my man, letty, I want to get lit
over to you. Man.

Speaker 2 (00:36):
No, no, b BA Las Vegas. If we're singing songs,
that's what your song is for the weekend.

Speaker 1 (00:41):
Dude. Yeah, I'm not there yet, though I know you're
about to leave.

Speaker 2 (00:44):
You're gonna leave in a few hours, and we're not
gonna say the exact time because I found out on
Monday's pod that you were worried about people tracking your
damn plane.

Speaker 1 (00:51):
So just start the pod.

Speaker 2 (00:52):
We won't even talk about Vegas, man, because I don't
want people to know you're.

Speaker 1 (00:55):
There now on the pod. Start and there's so many
different things that you can talk about when it comes
to Vegas. But I'm just totally find I'm an open
bug man. I know you're a closed off bug man.

Speaker 2 (01:03):
It's a little weird you're sitting down, dude.

Speaker 1 (01:05):
Dude, I just gotta sit because we've been balls deep
with the big show. I just need to sit, man,
balls deep.

Speaker 2 (01:12):
That's what you're gonna be in Vegas.

Speaker 1 (01:14):
So it's all you need to do is sit. I
can't do the sounds and the video. I know.

Speaker 2 (01:18):
That's why when you said you're gonna do video, I
was surprised. I can't hear you. You're not on.

Speaker 1 (01:27):
Yo. Yeah, now you are. I can't hear eight we do.

Speaker 2 (01:34):
We telling a bunch of old men, dude. Man, here
here's the deal. We're getting towards the end of the year. Okay,
I'm freaking tired. I know everybody's tired the end of
the year. Like, oh my god, the holidays are almost here,
and they are They're almost here, and I'm so excited
about it. We try to bring the energy every time,
but sometimes we are just tired and it's hard and

(01:55):
it's rough, but we're gonna bring it, and we're gonna
bring it at the convention. Sore Losers dot com get
your tickets acts through one. We're gonna go to a
Pred's game party, bus Happy Hour live pod watch party
for the NFL Playoffs. Cowboys fans, don't worry. Your team
won't have to be in the playoffs, so you don't
have to worry about wearing your gear. It's do you

(02:17):
know when you play a clip? I'm just not there.
Do that again? Play a Clip's a clip going.

Speaker 1 (02:27):
That's what it is. That's what it is.

Speaker 2 (02:31):
That's why I couldn't hear you because you had the
music going.

Speaker 1 (02:35):
Oh you got dude? Is this board live? I don't
know what mcgindy did.

Speaker 2 (02:39):
Do it like play the intro music?

Speaker 1 (02:43):
It was, we're gonna do it live. We're gonna do
it live. Can you hear me in the headphones? We're
gonna do it live.

Speaker 2 (02:49):
You can't hear me?

Speaker 1 (02:51):
Hello, I can hear you? Oh you can't.

Speaker 2 (02:53):
Maybe I'm just drunk, dude.

Speaker 1 (02:59):
We sound like two people from a retirement home trying
to do a podcast.

Speaker 3 (03:04):
Eh.

Speaker 2 (03:05):
Eh, what's that? Evander Mike Tyson?

Speaker 1 (03:09):
Big your ear?

Speaker 4 (03:12):
Yeah, Martha, I'll take some more of those depends for
the Packers game.

Speaker 1 (03:17):
I got a little bit fudgi.

Speaker 3 (03:18):
Ah, do you have my denter case? I can't find
my dentures. I need a betpan. Hey's Sammy, can you
bring me the batpan? I'm about to soil my pants.
You said there's gonna be a social hour.

Speaker 1 (03:34):
Well, I don't feel like being social. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (03:39):
Gertrude's cot in one of her moods. It looks like
she's going downhill. I mean she is ninety nine, but
she's been a real bitch today.

Speaker 1 (03:47):
Will you look at the bonnet on that ninety year old? Eh? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (03:52):
What is this thing they're doing with that little ball?
They keep going it forward and they have these big
masks on their helmet. When I'm played with just had
a leather on our heads. A football ain't the same,
you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 4 (04:04):
Back in the day, you'd win a game by going
one yard. Now it's how far you can dance. You're
trying to do the snake and you got the guys
doing the riddle a bunch of rigamar role.

Speaker 1 (04:17):
Yeah's how you win a game. Now, I can dance.
I'm stopping. Were enough video, We're so dumb. It's good enough,
we're so dumb, all right, I just do that so
I can sit down for the video. I can stand up.

Speaker 2 (04:36):
There, all right, stand up now. Now we'll get it
really rolling.

Speaker 1 (04:38):
Go.

Speaker 2 (04:38):
I mean, let's start the show.

Speaker 1 (04:40):
Fall dude, you thought your bike wasn't working. I couldn't.

Speaker 2 (04:44):
I swear to god, I couldn't hear I couldn't hear it.
I don't know what's going on.

Speaker 1 (04:48):
Oh that's loud.

Speaker 2 (04:50):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (04:51):
All right, we're gonna do.

Speaker 5 (04:52):
It, Lord.

Speaker 4 (04:54):
Arnold.

Speaker 1 (04:55):
Yeah, you guys are on me. I'm young and spry.
That's where Abby, that's me. I'm active. Hey, Happy Thanksgiving, Arnold.
I'm excited for the holidays for you.

Speaker 6 (05:05):
Man, I'm gonna go stop a turkey and pack it.

Speaker 1 (05:08):
In the fridge.

Speaker 2 (05:09):
All right?

Speaker 1 (05:10):
Why'd that sound sexual? I don't know why you're calling
Abby a turkey. Are you going to Abby's or what
are you.

Speaker 6 (05:14):
Gonna do for it?

Speaker 2 (05:15):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (05:16):
Making dinner. Then I'm gonna get her niece in full
and then travor some sexy ten all right, man, man,
let's do the intro.

Speaker 6 (05:28):
We're gonna do that.

Speaker 2 (05:29):
Hold on, there can't be very much sexy time on Thanksgiving.
There is not a lot of sexy time because there's
too much family around.

Speaker 1 (05:36):
I would bet you.

Speaker 2 (05:37):
The sex ey time declines dramatically on Thanksgiving, right, because
there's new.

Speaker 1 (05:43):
People staying at your house. I mean it's not like
you're gonna be rocking and rolling. I mean you can
maybe squeeze in a kiss, but there's really unless you're
deciding to go in the basement. Oh yeah, hey, uncle Jim,
I'm gonna go downstairs. Check out your toolkit. I've always
wanted to look at it. Hey, sweetie, come look at
it with me.

Speaker 2 (05:59):
Hey, honey, I got Uncle Jim's hammer.

Speaker 1 (06:05):
Uh yeah, Jim pound's pretty good.

Speaker 2 (06:07):
Yeah that hammer, it takes care of the nail. It
nails it and nailed it right on the spot, hit
the spot perfectly.

Speaker 1 (06:13):
Uh yeah, I nailed her pretty good. I mean those
downstairs hammers and nails. I don't worry that board is
not coming loose man. Yeah that's real cool. What were
you guys doing well?

Speaker 2 (06:24):
Apple pie over idiots?

Speaker 1 (06:29):
All right, we're gonna do it live.

Speaker 2 (06:32):
Wait oh the one, two, three sore losers? What up?

Speaker 1 (06:39):
Everybody? I am lunchbox.

Speaker 2 (06:40):
I know the most about sports, so I'll give you
the sports facts, my sports opinions because I'm pretty much.

Speaker 1 (06:45):
A sports genius. Ye all it says, and I'm from
the North. I'm an alpha male. I met a Broadway girl,
took her north. We live in the country. It's beautiful.
Most people don't know about it. They live in a
city life. They think it's all about the concrete jungle.
You gotta go to where the fields go. As far
as I can. Offence doesn't mean it's the end of
the property. It means it's the end of your dreams.
Whereas in the city, you look over next to you
and you got a skyscraper and that's that guy that's

(07:07):
probably gonna probably end up trying to have an affair
with your wife. Whereas in the country, man, it's telling
them a good folk, down to earth, salt of the earth. Man.
All they're trying to do is grow some crops, grow
some kids, and grow some life. Man. Over to you man,
speaking of kids, Ray, you were freestyle in some country rapped.

Speaker 2 (07:21):
There that was actually pretty good? Are you kind of
reminded me of my friend Big Smoe.

Speaker 1 (07:25):
Check it out. I got an o mount now, Big Smoke. Oh,
were kicking it in the country.

Speaker 2 (07:32):
So yesterday I'm in watching some TV and baby Box
comes in and goes dad, Dad, I'm like what, and
he goes, one of my brothers missed the toilet. They
missed the potty, And I'm like, what do you mean.
He's like, there's P all over the ground. I'm like, well,
I don't know. Boys, comara, boys, Hey, who which one

(07:54):
of you guys missed the toilet?

Speaker 1 (07:55):
Who?

Speaker 3 (07:56):
Not me?

Speaker 1 (07:57):
Not me? Not me?

Speaker 2 (07:59):
Not me?

Speaker 1 (08:00):
Wasn't me? It wasn't me.

Speaker 2 (08:02):
No one taking responsibility right, no one.

Speaker 6 (08:04):
It carries over into the business world.

Speaker 2 (08:07):
So baby Box looks at him and goes, guys, let's
go in the bathroom. Maybe you'll recognize it.

Speaker 6 (08:13):
Wait, who's dribble?

Speaker 2 (08:14):
He thinks they're gonna recognize their P and then admit
to it. He looks, said tim and he goes He goes, brothers,
let's go, let's go look at it. Maybe you'll recognize it.
It's just like as such a lab out loud moment
because he was really thinking, Okay, if we go in
the bathroom, they'll recognize it. Oh, that's their P. Like

(08:37):
their P looks any different than his P, and his
P looks different.

Speaker 1 (08:41):
Than my P.

Speaker 2 (08:42):
Huh, hilarious dad moment. And I just wanted to share
it with you because I thought it was so fun.

Speaker 1 (08:47):
What he doesn't realize is all p looks same, from
homeless to billionaire. All got a P.

Speaker 2 (08:53):
Everybody pee is the same. It's either yellow or it's white.
I mean, either you're really hydrated or you're dehydrad it's
one of the two.

Speaker 1 (09:01):
But now it's if you got its neon, that means
you're drinking your electrolyte. So it's kind of counterintuitive.

Speaker 2 (09:06):
Really.

Speaker 1 (09:07):
Yeah, if it's if it's a good color like that,
that means you're hydrated.

Speaker 2 (09:10):
And you've also thought if it was white, that means
you're hydrated.

Speaker 1 (09:13):
I mean, white just means you drink a crapload of water. Like,
slow it down. You're drinking whatever you're doing, beer, wine, water,
iced tea. It's too much. Tone it down. Oh okay,
But I mean when you wake up after a night
of drink and that's the gross color.

Speaker 2 (09:29):
Yeah, that's when it's really dark.

Speaker 1 (09:31):
That's when. Yeah, guys, I'm gonna tone it down a
little bit. Uh, I didn't find some water or something
because what I just saw. I'm not a scientist, I'm
not a urologist. But wasn't good. All right, I'm gonna
go find some PD light O yo, we'll see in
a minute.

Speaker 2 (09:46):
I mean, they do like it when they go to
the doctor and they get to pee in the cup.
I think that's the coolest thing too.

Speaker 1 (09:51):
Never understood that because a cuff never big enough.

Speaker 2 (09:54):
Well that's the one thing is like, we went the
other day because my baby Box two was saying it
hurt ped and so I thought maybe, oh, he's got
an infection of some sort. So we go to the
doctor and the doctor's like, all right, you're gonn to
go PEINU cut goes. I get to pee in a cop.
I get to pee in a cup. And we'd go
in the bathroom and I'm holding the cup there and
then I'm like, and I pulled.

Speaker 1 (10:13):
Away and goes Dad, it's not all the way full.

Speaker 2 (10:16):
I'm like, dude, he doesn't need the whole thing full.

Speaker 1 (10:18):
He goes, but I still got more pee. I'm like, well,
you can pee in the toilet.

Speaker 2 (10:21):
You don't have to stop.

Speaker 6 (10:22):
They had one there for you.

Speaker 2 (10:23):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, they provide a cup. You don't bring
it home.

Speaker 1 (10:26):
You don't peeb the toilet.

Speaker 2 (10:29):
Well, what the hell do you think you think they
just you don't have a toilet?

Speaker 1 (10:32):
Was it in the doctor's office, or you guys went
in the bathroom.

Speaker 2 (10:34):
Well, they give us the cup and then they go
in the bathroom and then, yeah.

Speaker 1 (10:37):
We only do our physicals once a year, and let's
be real, half the times they've come here to our office.

Speaker 2 (10:43):
I gotta be honest, I gotta get my physical today.

Speaker 1 (10:45):
Dude. I miss those times they'd roll in. We thought
it was all just ass grabbing and butt slaps, but
now we got to go find a doctor, find you
a physical, get like ten.

Speaker 6 (10:53):
Different blood tests.

Speaker 1 (10:54):
What happened when they'd come into our conference room and
then do it on a table that you used to
sit next to, market next to, and then the following
day you were testing your blood and peeing in a cup.

Speaker 2 (11:03):
Yeah, today I have to go. I have to pee
in the cup. Probably I have to get my balls
grabbed and cough, and I figure they they're going to
draw my blood. I don't know what all they're gonna
do it if fiscal Are you feeling okay?

Speaker 1 (11:13):
Yeah? Good? You tired?

Speaker 2 (11:14):
Yeah? Anything else? Any other health concerns?

Speaker 1 (11:17):
Not cool?

Speaker 2 (11:18):
And then I guess I passed the test.

Speaker 1 (11:19):
But the key is, guys, this is too much inside baseball.
But let's be real you're on the open road.

Speaker 2 (11:25):
Oh, we did get a message, dude, hold.

Speaker 6 (11:27):
On, who gives a hell?

Speaker 1 (11:29):
Okay, So the physical thing, you've got to actually be
careful because dude, I went to a Walgreens and you
do all this testing and then it ended up not
even translating over to our health insurance because the Walgreens
didn't do my height and weight. So then I had
to hit up our friend Tracy and I go, hey, Tracy,
you're a doctor, right, and she goes, yeah, I said this.
Walgreens said they can't officially do my weight and my

(11:50):
company requires it, so can I just come over and
you weigh me? And she's like is this a joke?
Are you serious? And I'm like yeah, and then I
need you to just sign it and she goes okay,
and it worked. But you've got to make sure that
they'll do all that stuff on the forum. Because I
had to go to three different offices two to three
hundred dollars all to get an insurance benefit. It's probably
not even three hundred dollars.

Speaker 2 (12:06):
You're probably wasting more money going to get it than
you are saving.

Speaker 1 (12:09):
Because I did love it.

Speaker 2 (12:10):
When they came to the office, they prick your finger,
boom boom, in and out in five minutes, and we
didn't so fast.

Speaker 1 (12:16):
Dude, is this mutt yo?

Speaker 2 (12:22):
Is that Mike gone?

Speaker 1 (12:24):
Dude? This thing sucks yo yo yo. I don't know, dude,
I swear kiddie put it on a weird setting.

Speaker 2 (12:32):
It does. It sounds weird. Thanks for all the shout outs.

Speaker 1 (12:35):
Ray.

Speaker 2 (12:35):
I'm an OTR trucker, but I do drive trucks quite
often for the oil field. I'll hit the air horn
for you. That's from Keith Dye.

Speaker 1 (12:44):
Oh and I was supposed to give a shout out
if we're doing that.

Speaker 6 (12:46):
I didn't know where.

Speaker 1 (12:46):
This is a birthday line.

Speaker 2 (12:47):
Here's another one. Loading up the big rig and listening
to the pot on the road. Thanks for the entertainment, boys,
it's Billy Minno.

Speaker 1 (12:54):
Nailed it. Jacob Kirby on Instagram. He goes, hey, coach,
how is it to get a shout out on the pod?
Done over to you man. Man.

Speaker 2 (13:06):
We're just thankful for the listeners. I mean it's Thanksgiving
week and I mean the holidays are here. Ray's going
to Vegas. I'll be stuck at my house doing nothing
in the freezing ass cold. But yeah, so happy Thanksgiving.
We are thankful for you. We're thankful you're coming to
the convention. We're thankful you listen, and I am. We're
gonna be thankful as you sit around your Thanksgiving dinner
and you tell at least one person and you're a family,

(13:27):
your extended family.

Speaker 1 (13:28):
You should check out the sore Losers. We'd really appreciate it. Man,
Hey uncle Bill, I love you.

Speaker 4 (13:33):
Man.

Speaker 1 (13:33):
Never told you that before.

Speaker 2 (13:35):
Hey Bill, I know something that you're really gonna like.
It's these two idiots. They do this podcast. It's not
that organized, it's not very good. Sometimes they don't think
their MIC's are working, sometimes their headphones aren't working. But
I think it'd really bring us closer together, Bill, if
you listen to that. We call each other once a
week and talk about the pod.

Speaker 1 (13:56):
Yeah. I listened the other day, and I think my
laugh track has been a lot little loud. So I'm
trying to realize what level it needs to be at.
Is that in two inside Baseball? Yes, yes it is,
but I don't want to blow people's ear out. Because
when I had it on, my nephew calls it the
monster truck. I was in the monster truck. Dude, and
I had the bass on and all that that laugh
track was loud. If you were next to me, you

(14:18):
probably thought I killed somebody. It was alarmingly knee jerk loud.
So now I've I'm gonna just ride it down here,
you know, like just right here. That seems light, That's
what I'm saying. But dude, I don't know man acoustics,
audible levels. I ain't no dolphin man, they gotta done
sonar on. What are we talking about? Man?

Speaker 2 (14:38):
Hello, Oh my god, we're gonna take a break. This
is off to a graz start, off to a great start.

Speaker 1 (14:44):
Because you know what's.

Speaker 2 (14:44):
Funny is I made notes. I made notes about what
we're gonna talk about.

Speaker 6 (14:48):
Oh, that's the end of our podcast.

Speaker 1 (14:50):
And I ain't got left at the house, all right,
Ray hit the sports bonehead?

Speaker 2 (14:56):
No, no, I just had a couple of things I
was watching. I was like, ah, I mean the premature jack,
I mean celebration that happened this past weekend that we
forgot to talk about.

Speaker 1 (15:04):
I mean, I don't know. I guess, dude, that looks
like a science project gone wrong. You have every colored
pencil that you've written down on that piece of paper. No, no, no,
that was my kids coloring a rainbow.

Speaker 2 (15:14):
Where is it right?

Speaker 1 (15:16):
We're all inclusive? Whoa coach? Yeah, look at that, there's
a coloring pad.

Speaker 2 (15:21):
I learned that rainbow early. Now, yeah they do Roy
G Bibb Right, I do know ROYG Bibb's. And it's
kind of cool because like my my kindergartener, baby Box,
he's starting to be able to read some words.

Speaker 3 (15:31):
Man.

Speaker 2 (15:32):
Like we're walking the dog the other day and there's
a sign. He goes Dad, on that sign, does it
say dead end?

Speaker 1 (15:38):
Like? What was it? A dead end? Holy crap. It's
a lot like my life right now. Son, I'm not
having a great day. That's interesting. We were going with
Dodd to the Gatlinburg and as one buddy was going
through alcohol and I believe we passed the road new
beginnings and it was all signs were pointing towards he
needed to go to rehab. So I don't know why

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the baby Box was able to point out dead end.
That might be telling you something.

Speaker 2 (16:05):
Maybe he said this podcast is a dead end. He
goes Dad, I sat in on the pod.

Speaker 1 (16:09):
It's a dead end.

Speaker 2 (16:10):
At that pod is going nowhere, You've got to stop
doing it.

Speaker 1 (16:14):
The dead end isn't necessary to have a big ass
sign that says dead end. Who cares if somebody goes
down it and has to turn around?

Speaker 2 (16:21):
Well, that's a great question.

Speaker 1 (16:24):
And another one is this guy on my neighborhood. He
has an actual stop sign in his yard, so every
car their lights go in his door and then they
go left or right. What a terrible draw where he
has to have the stop sign in his yard.

Speaker 2 (16:37):
Yeah, that would be rough. And why would you pick
that house?

Speaker 1 (16:40):
That's what I'm saying. It should really probably should have
just been a piece of land. But everybody wants to
build a house nowadays, make money, turn it over, why
not put a house on it. There's lights in his
window from four until six. It must be NonStop in
his front window.

Speaker 2 (16:54):
That does suck. It's sort of like, I mean, we
used to have a house in our neighborhood that had
the bus stop, like that's where the bust was. And
the guy's name that lived there. And what's crazy is he.

Speaker 1 (17:03):
Is just like you.

Speaker 2 (17:05):
He was anal like to a tee stressed out. And
you know what's crazy. His name was Dann Ray. See no,
his name was Ray and he hated us having the
bus stop at his corner, you see, hated it. We
used to cut through his yard because I lived on
one corner and you cut through his yard to go

(17:25):
up the street to chess Day's house.

Speaker 1 (17:27):
And we cut through that yard all the time. Kid,
if you can take a shortcut, take it.

Speaker 2 (17:32):
And one day he started chasing us on his damn bicycle.
He started chasing us on his bike all through the
neighborhood for like hours trying to catch us.

Speaker 1 (17:41):
Would you guys have e bikes? No, we had feet. Man,
we ran and we don't.

Speaker 2 (17:46):
We taunted him and we made fun of him, and
he's an older man, like he's a grown up. And
finally we get back to my house and he comes
knocking on the door and he's like, they were peeping
in my windows and my dad was like, they weren't
peeping in your windows. They used that as a cutthrough
to go to chess Day's house. And he goes, well,
where I come from. In San Antonio, we would have
shot someone if they did that, And my dad said, well,

(18:09):
you're not in San Antonio anymore, and you don't need
to shoot him in this neighborhood.

Speaker 6 (18:13):
Ah, your dad was the mayor of that neighborhood.

Speaker 2 (18:16):
He didn't he didn't give two shits about this dude
was such an idiot. And so then we'd be at
the bus stop and he had these old plastic pink flamingos,
like three of them in his yard. Made no sense
to have three plastic pink flamingos in your yard, but whatever,
and we would do stuff in his yard. He finally
got tired of it and he was trying to get
the bus stop moved to a different corner. So he

(18:37):
sat across the street in his mini van with a
camcorder and recorded us at the bus stop. So there's
this dude that didn't ride the bus that often. He
shows up at the bus stop and we told him,
hey man, bet you won't throw that pink flamingo on
the roof. And so he takes the pink flamingo out

(18:59):
of the out and whoop, throws it up on Ray's roof.

Speaker 1 (19:03):
We go and you're on totally hitting video and.

Speaker 2 (19:08):
He comes that Ray dude out of that minivan with
his camcord. What the hell do you take care now?
And why are you throwing the flaminos on the room.
I mean, such an ass. Never knew i'd meet another
ray that was as uptight as he was.

Speaker 1 (19:21):
Just why why has full circle? We'll take a break.

Speaker 2 (19:25):
I have no idea what we're talking about.

Speaker 1 (19:26):
I've told that story before.

Speaker 2 (19:27):
Oh we'll bright back.

Speaker 1 (19:30):
Right. Are we starting another bit? Yo? Yo? Check out
my melody? I want to live good, so ship, I said,
fo fo.

Speaker 2 (19:38):
Yo?

Speaker 1 (19:39):
Are you only in one ear? Yo? Yo? He's got
it in a weird setting. We're listening in EXT yo yo.
Oh my god, we're in the XT the whole time.

Speaker 2 (19:49):
Oh my gosh, Oh my gosh. I don't mean to
be rude, but I mean it was so throwing off
due in XT. Dude was so confused.

Speaker 1 (20:01):
We were in the XD. You was throwing me off.
I thought it was a fucking psychopath, bro, But I'm not.
We're living live, man, because you kept going in and
out of my EARS's not on?

Speaker 6 (20:15):
Wait and then I would hear that as well.

Speaker 1 (20:18):
Dude.

Speaker 6 (20:18):
Here's what I know.

Speaker 1 (20:19):
ND podcasters just do them from your bed. They have
less problems than we do when we're in a damn
radio studio and we never know what the hell we're doing.

Speaker 2 (20:25):
Here's the problem is so many people use this damn
studio that everybody likes their buttons differently. One girl likes
this button push, This girl likes this, but.

Speaker 1 (20:38):
Some of them you gotta do the alphabet. It's really
weird how that works though.

Speaker 2 (20:42):
It's like you take one girl home from sixth Street
and she you do something. She's like, oh, I didn't
like that. Like, well, the girl that was here last
night liked that. So it's the same thing with the
radio studio. One person likes their buttons turned that way,
they like that pod on, they like this sound clip.
It is so weird how the simple thing of radio
where you just turn the microphone on and record, there

(21:03):
are so many different ways to do it, and people
love it all different ways.

Speaker 1 (21:07):
Some of them love it their own voice as loud
as it can go in their head. Me personally, I
turn mine down. I like to kind of hear me,
but not really you.

Speaker 6 (21:17):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (21:17):
I used to work with Bob Cole in Austin.

Speaker 6 (21:20):
Dude, he's a legend. He would have his headphone.

Speaker 1 (21:22):
I kid'd ah ah. I can't even do it because
it's so annoying. My own voice in my own head
that is so loud, dude. That's how he did it.
So if you talk to me like hey Bob, hey,
we're about to go to break ha and take his
both headphones off, and I'm like, dude, turn your headphones down.
You can't fucking hear me. I was telling you we

(21:43):
got to go to break.

Speaker 2 (21:44):
Hah.

Speaker 1 (21:46):
I said, go to break. We're live on air, all right,
We're gonna go to break. Kavett Austin every time. But dude,
he had him blurting so loud in his damn ears me.

Speaker 6 (21:57):
I like him low. I don't know how you ride him.

Speaker 2 (22:00):
I wrote about middle like, when I go into the
other studio after someone else has been in there, they
have them on full blast. Every damn time. I'm like,
why do you need the headphones that loud?

Speaker 1 (22:09):
That's what I've never understood, because what you guys don't understand.
You guys that are truckers. When you talk, your voice
goes out from your ears, so you actually hear your voice,
not to get too deep, you hear your voice differently
than it actually is, whereas with headphones, you're pretty much
hearing the true sound of your own voice. That's how
other people hear you, and so the headphones it tastes

(22:31):
a little getting used to. We get you, guys. None
of you have radio shows, especially the truckers. I mean,
you guys are just people to your kids and your family,
and you know what, God bless you, God love you.
Probably are the best life of them all. You know what,
you live the small life, that's actually the biggest life.
And that was pretty deep. Guys, go ahead and quote that.
But what I'm saying is it takes a little getting
used to. And so yeah, no to each his own.

Speaker 2 (22:53):
And I got some text from Justin by the way
the other night. You guys a miracle finish, a miracle
finish to remain in first place, River Magoose. It came
down to the freaking wire.

Speaker 6 (23:10):
Unbelievable.

Speaker 2 (23:12):
You were up point four, eight points and the Ravens
get the ball back. I'm like, oh my god, he's
gonna kneel and it's gonna cost him a couple he's
gonna go backwards and lose three yards and it's gonna
cost you the freaking game.

Speaker 1 (23:27):
Lamar, lamar.

Speaker 2 (23:29):
And I get a text from Justin after the conclusion
of the game and it says, point two eight. We
did it for all the kids out there who never
thought it could be done, and I said, I thought
those Neil Allens were gonna be the dagger you didn't want.
He said, my streaming site wasn't working, so I couldn't
watch the last four minutes. Just didn't want to fumble

(23:51):
by zay Or Lamar and then he starts kneeling the
hell down.

Speaker 1 (23:55):
I was puckered.

Speaker 2 (23:57):
No age, we should have won, got lucky because that
dude had Kamara on a bye hell of a damn game.

Speaker 1 (24:04):
But we're not out of the woods yet. We got
two weeks left in the season. We're in one of
the closet divisions pretty much since the what with the
Louisiana purchase. So what I'm telling you is this, it's
not even we're in first place, but record. We're nine
and three, next guys eight and four. We got to
win out. We lose one game, we're out because we
lose every tie. So essentially we're tied for first place
because we we cannot be tied with anybody. Everybody will

(24:27):
beat us in a tie, so we have to we
have the onuses on us. We have to remain a
game up. The text with Justin were just off the chain.
It was just like, uh, I mean, that's really good.
It was a really good text, mane it was. And
then he tried to punk me and act like we well,
I was going okay, so I said, uh, here this

(24:47):
is me before I went to bed. I didn't even watch.
I went to bed.

Speaker 2 (24:49):
You didn't watch any of it.

Speaker 6 (24:50):
I said, you have night watch.

Speaker 1 (24:52):
I'm going to bed, deck mate, and he's and I said,
my captain, oh, captain, steer us clear without a fear.

Speaker 6 (24:58):
May we celebrate with beer? And he said, I knew
you would do this, go to bed. I steer the
ship every game, but I had to go to damn
bed like I have worked in the morning the big show.

Speaker 1 (25:09):
And I said, because I'm the veteran, dammit, I get
my own quarters. You're a deckhand with one stripe. You're
still wet behind the lambskin condom. Now take night watch, rookie.
So we acted like we were on a boat, and right, hey,
we get it. You're acting like you're on a boat.

Speaker 2 (25:29):
You don't have to say, hey, we're acting like we're
on a boat.

Speaker 1 (25:31):
No shity. So that he took it. He thinks he's
on an actual fucking boat. Right now, he goes, we're
talking about NFL football guys. Last night Baltimore in the
Chargers and he goes, the bow is taking a major hit,
and I'm calling an SOS emergency. Rafts have been deployed.
Let's reach land and get back to our wives and
children and the homeland. The ships sunken. And this is

(25:51):
before I went to bed, minutes before I go I've
already taken the first life raft. If there are any survivors,
it will be a miracle. And he said that's because
you're a woman and a child. And I said, for
I have added gasoline and lit a match. This team
is toast peace Out. Season final score Chargers sodomized the
Birds of Prey sixty two to one. And so then Justin, guys,

(26:12):
this is interesting. Okay, just tell yourselves that's interesting. And
then Justin says, we're watching the clock tick away like
the stern of the Titanic sinking to the bottom of
the Atlantic. We just came up for air one last time.
We're watching Christmas movies early tonight for the holidays. This
one is called Miracle on thirty four Street. We just
donated to the Make a Wish Foundation. Unfortunately it was debateman,

(26:34):
but we'll take it, because I guess Lamar didn't throw
it to.

Speaker 2 (26:36):
His sayman, yeah, sixty punks me.

Speaker 1 (26:40):
He thinks that he tricked me that I would wake
up to this text and think we lost. He said, well,
good season, kiddo. We limped with a slap dick team
fought till the end. Have to hope for chaos. It's
officially over. I think let's tip our caps and move on.
So I thought we lost. I wake up, check the scores,
and I go, what in the literal fuck? You've got
to be kidding me? Laugh, laugh, laugh. The condom still fast,

(27:05):
he said, the jokes on you. We did it, kid,
We did it. We went necked like we were boat
captains all through the middle of the night.

Speaker 2 (27:16):
Dude, those texts are fantastic.

Speaker 1 (27:20):
Like if those it's like eight thirty, he goes the
boat at the stern is taking on water. We're starting
to say.

Speaker 2 (27:28):
It's been three plays into the game and Lamar, Hey, Lamar,
the first two drives was like one of four for
three yards.

Speaker 1 (27:35):
I was like, oh no, that's when he must have
said it. Pick it up. This is getting nerve wracking time.

Speaker 2 (27:41):
What is Lamar doing? It was, oh, dude, and I
think he ran one play, like the drive from the
next to the last drive. He got one yard and
I think that was the yard that you needed. Oh
my god, it was. It was such a nail bider.
I kept checking back. And here's the crazy part. So
my division, I'm tied. There's teams that are eight and four.

Speaker 1 (28:01):
Yeah, your division is the same as ours.

Speaker 2 (28:03):
I play an elimination game this week against Connor's spy squad.
They're the number one dog, the head Haunt show, the
big score, the top score, the cram day La creme.
It is the elimination because I'm the lowest scorer, so
I gotta win out. I cannot lose us too. It
is me versus him. I am eliminated if I lose

(28:25):
this weekend. Fantasy football is freaking amazing.

Speaker 1 (28:28):
Guys. Your brother though, your brother man, easiest division whatsoever.
No nobody started a guy in like a month. Oh
my god, he's to his division just randomly didn't care
about a hundred, two hundred dollars. They entered a two
hundred dollars fantasy football league and don't start their guys.

Speaker 6 (28:46):
Half of his division hasn't checked their lineup in a month.

Speaker 2 (28:48):
I got a question, how does it end up whearing
his everybody in his divisions that way? Usually you can
get one person each division. His is like four or
five people in that division just don't give a crap.

Speaker 1 (29:00):
It's the attention span of people. Now you paid two
hundred dollars four months ago and you just stop caring, Like,
all those people are probably gonna get a divorce because
eventually they just stop caring about everything.

Speaker 2 (29:10):
Oh that's interesting. If they stop caring about their fantasy team,
they stop caring about their spouse.

Speaker 1 (29:15):
Yeah, that's weird.

Speaker 2 (29:16):
Because someone entered and they got high point one week
and I try to email them and it's like that
email doesn't work. So I went on the message bar.
I was like, hey, I need your email address. I
gotta pay your twenty dollars. No response, Like, I don't
know how to get a hold of the person that
won the twenty dollars because their email that they have
registered on there is not a valid email. And then

(29:36):
I hit the message board. Never got a message back,
So I have no idea how to pay that person.

Speaker 6 (29:41):
This money's yours. I'm trying to give it to you.

Speaker 2 (29:43):
I'm trying to give you a free twenty dollars. Would
you like your twenty dollars?

Speaker 4 (29:48):
No?

Speaker 2 (29:48):
Okay, then I'll keep it for my damn self and
I'll get my kids some Christmas presents.

Speaker 1 (29:52):
Thank you very much. People are generous. Oh man, I love.

Speaker 2 (29:55):
It's gonna be stressful all week in law.

Speaker 1 (29:58):
It's a bad luck. Though. If it's you, me and
your brother all in the playoffs, we all make it it.
That's a terrible look, dude. Let's be real. We invite
these people into our fantasy league and beat threats. Let's
be real me and we're not making I have a
fifteen percent chance of making it. I have a fifteen
percent chance. Well, all our guys are ONNNA by the
final week, we have to Yeah, we'll have to wor

(30:18):
so that's a loss. So we have to win this week.
And the dude has a'man Saint Raban. He's got all
the guys. He's got Joe n Dix from Buffalo, he's
at quarterback, Josh Allen. Yeah, he's got them all. He's
got all the guys. But Pollard went off last week.
Hopefully he doesn't this week. He's got them all, though.
This is a hell of the week.

Speaker 2 (30:34):
That's what you need, is like, because I played that
guy back to back, right, They went off the week
before armand Saintan Brown went off the week before last
week eleven, Week twelve, he was silent.

Speaker 1 (30:45):
I told Justin, if a guy has a massive game,
it's very rare that he puts up thirty and then
has another thirty.

Speaker 2 (30:50):
Yeah, because then he had brock Bowers week eleven, he
went off week twelve, silent. It's very nice. Now Connor
spy squad who I got to play. Let's go over
their roster, dude, this is this is big. They have
Jalen Hurts or Baker Mayfield, both balling out of their mind.

Speaker 1 (31:07):
Who will he start?

Speaker 2 (31:07):
He'll start Jalen Hurts. Then he has Derrick Henry, Oh
my god, Henry just killing.

Speaker 6 (31:14):
People guaranteed fifteen points.

Speaker 2 (31:15):
Yes, Bucky Irving on fire for who, Dallas, Tampa, Aaron
Jones just racking Minnesota. Then he's got he's got the
double dip with Jalen Hurts and A J.

Speaker 1 (31:28):
Brown.

Speaker 2 (31:29):
George Picken's going off, Calvin Ridley's been going off this.

Speaker 1 (31:33):
Dude, that's who you play? Yes, okay, been nice though,
and yet at least we want to have the problem
of all of us.

Speaker 6 (31:41):
But dude, it'll be your brother. I don't think we're
gonna make it.

Speaker 1 (31:43):
Honestly, we have got a hell of a game and
we just put up one hundred and seventeen, and we
don't put up hundred and seventeen. So I'm gonna tell
you we're gonna regress a little bit. We just gotta
hope Pauler doesn't have another solid game for the Titans.
Where did twenty points come from? You're the Titan.

Speaker 2 (31:57):
Where the hell did Paulard come from? Like I thought
he sucked? Like I thought he sucked.

Speaker 6 (32:01):
But this is the week.

Speaker 1 (32:02):
Ramon Saint On bron will put up two hundred this week.

Speaker 2 (32:05):
And I've got because last week was by bye week,
a mere Abdullah from the heavens that saved by season.
I mean I had everybody on by, I had Bijon
on by, Amari Cooper on by cod On by. My
whole team was on a.

Speaker 1 (32:17):
Bye guys, And you're gonna learn coaches when it comes
to it. It's the small fine tuning, it's not the
big moves. If you look back at the text messages
right before the game, Justin said, who do we start
uh pistol whip pearsal the guy that got shot. Oh no,
you don't start he's not Or do we start a doonsay?
And I said, as a veteran coach, puts your shaking
hand on my shoulder. We're gonna start a dunsay. He

(32:39):
scored six points. We won by point two eight. Oh
my god, I wouldn't have made that call. Peers ill
do zero.

Speaker 2 (32:45):
He doesn't score, My god, that's what he does.

Speaker 1 (32:47):
That's that's I already told Justin. I said, sorry, but
the committee is that elected to give me Coach of
the Year over you because of that last move.

Speaker 2 (32:54):
Here's my problem is, I don't know what I'm gonna
do this week because I have Kareem Hunt and Isaiah Pacheck.

Speaker 6 (33:01):
Kareem Hunt went off last week.

Speaker 2 (33:03):
He's good again, but Isaiah Pichecko is supposed to be
coming back. Does that mean they're gonna split carries? Does
that mean they're gonna just let Pachecko run and Kareem
Hunt's gonna be second fiddle. These are the stressful situations.
But Kareem Hunt, that pick up by me was has
saved my season. He's the only one that's done anything.

Speaker 1 (33:21):
Well, when we were thinking about making trades, we can't
make them no more.

Speaker 2 (33:24):
No, it's too late, man, the fuck dude, it's dude,
there's two weeks left in the season.

Speaker 1 (33:29):
I was drafting up all this sabermetric trades that we
need to do. You can't even do it.

Speaker 2 (33:33):
You can't even do it in the NFL, So why
would you be able to do it in fantasy?

Speaker 1 (33:36):
Man? Oh, this is real.

Speaker 2 (33:38):
I mean yeah, this is all purely skilled. You drop people,
you cut people. Hell, I got three tight ends on
my roster for no damn reason.

Speaker 1 (33:46):
But I'm telling you right now, though, it's a bad look.
If you meet Justin and battersbox all make we win
all their divisions a badass. That's a bad look. That's
a bad look. We can't bring in our own kind
with theirs and send them out.

Speaker 2 (34:00):
On thisbody's paying attention to people. I don't know if
they care anymore? Like I love it. Though, we're gonna
take a break, We'll be right back.

Speaker 1 (34:09):
How are we just gonna do this?

Speaker 6 (34:10):
Whole?

Speaker 1 (34:11):
Son of a bitch?

Speaker 2 (34:11):
Isayposit?

Speaker 1 (34:13):
You? Then it's thirty five minutes alright, let's rocket.

Speaker 2 (34:16):
Ah, dude. So here's my thing Thanksgiving. The football kind
of sucks.

Speaker 1 (34:24):
I printed out the schedules. I gonna be in Vegas
pretty weak.

Speaker 2 (34:29):
You have Giants or not Giants, Cowboys.

Speaker 1 (34:32):
You got Lions, Tigers and Bears.

Speaker 2 (34:34):
Lions and Bears terrible, I mean, but you get to
watch the Lions. They are awesome. They are freaking good
right now. They're not super they're not gonna win the
Super Bowl, but they're really good right now. The I mean,
they're gonna steamroll the Bears. That should be an exciting game,
a lot of points scored. Then we have to watch
the Giants and Cowboys.

Speaker 1 (34:53):
That's brutal.

Speaker 2 (34:54):
That's when you go take a nap like that is
a game you don't even need to watch. Who gives
a damn take a nap unless someone is playing him
in fantasy?

Speaker 1 (35:02):
Does he?

Speaker 2 (35:02):
But does he have any of those players? I don't
think he does.

Speaker 1 (35:04):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (35:05):
I'll take a nap at that point. Then we move
on to Dolphins Dolphins Packers.

Speaker 1 (35:10):
That's the game. Yeah, I don't know what the weather is, dude.
That first one I'm pretty sure in Vegas starts at
nine am?

Speaker 2 (35:17):
Nine am.

Speaker 1 (35:18):
Do you won't even be awake? Are you able to
sleep in it. No, you won't.

Speaker 5 (35:22):
You'll wake up going to be hungover his ball, so
you'd sleep in No, dude, When it's just me and her,
we know how to play the game. When Billy gets
involved those hey man, take a tequila shot. No, dude,
I'm good. It's brunch.

Speaker 1 (35:33):
I'm literally just trying to eat some eggs in baking
and have a momo. Soa hey man, are you a pussy?
Take a tequila shot? Okay, Billy? Will it make you
feel like I'm cooler if I take a tequila shot? Okay? Cool?
All right, Great, guys, they just took a tequila shot
at ten am because Billy made me. That's not the
case in Vegas. It's just me and Besis.

Speaker 2 (35:46):
I got a question, And what age do we start saying, hey,
quit being a pussy take a shot?

Speaker 1 (35:51):
Like?

Speaker 2 (35:51):
Is it time to be like? Hey man, you know,
if you don't want to take a shot, don't take
a shot.

Speaker 1 (35:54):
Wait? Are you saying that at some point you get
too old for that type of college banter or what
you here talking about?

Speaker 2 (36:00):
Yeah, don't be a bitch man. I just do a shot, dude,
Chuck that beer. Dude, No, I don't want to chuck, Dude,
I'm just gonna enjoy it. Why can be in such
a bitch?

Speaker 1 (36:06):
Well, no, my friends, I stopped doing that forty three. Dude,
Billy still does it. But a lot of my friend
like justin, no pressure, A justin. I'm good, he'll stay
it under his breath. Okay, dude, but Billy still peer pressures.
I'm like, Billy, Bro, we're not twenty five, like I'm forty,
you're forty year do you devour? Say? Bro, We're good.
We're not on sixth Street, We're not at the Square

(36:27):
in San Marcus where it's like you're just trying to
show that you can put on the same amount of
shots as your boy. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (36:32):
It's like when I went and met up with Lance
and uh little Clinton and Clinton when they were in
town a couple of weeks ago.

Speaker 1 (36:38):
A lot of them are named Clinton.

Speaker 2 (36:39):
Well, little Clinton is Clinton's little sister. That's what's what
I called her her whole life, So I just call
her Little Clinton. And Lance is married to Little Clinton.

Speaker 1 (36:49):
So met up in Clinton.

Speaker 2 (36:50):
Immediately He's like, hey, do we gotta do a shot
for old time sake?

Speaker 1 (36:53):
Do we do?

Speaker 2 (36:54):
We really have to do a shot for old time.

Speaker 1 (36:56):
Sake, please know, and we did it. Yeah, guys, I
just don't like the I like to actually enjoy it,
because here's the deal. If you drinking mimosa, you can
actually start to feel the buzz a little bit, you
start to warm a little bit, conversation is flowing, and
all of a sudden, you don't have any worries. If
you're just taking shots, you don't experience any of that.

(37:18):
That's why I'm totally against it. If I have about
two mimosas by two PM, a couple afternoon beers, maybe
an espresso martini a night. Guys, I'm good. I didn't
know we were still doing this thing where hey, man,
if you don't bear your butt chug that man, you're
a pussy. What dude, I'm.

Speaker 6 (37:35):
Forty years old.

Speaker 1 (37:37):
Good gosh, man.

Speaker 2 (37:39):
Yeah, the peer pressure things, it's over now and now here.
We got some ey mouse you ready, yo, it's the
og slippery goose here lunch, let's play a game of
Mary f Kill JJ Watt airing the Little Bitch, Rogers
and Edward from from that other podcast. Ready go, Oh

(38:06):
my god, god, I'm gonna sleep. No, I would kill
Rogers kill what No, I'd kill Rogers, I'd f what
and I'd marry Edward. From another podcast, Ray.

Speaker 1 (38:24):
Mary Edward, I got a f watt and kill Rogers.
I'd kill him after he has that at.

Speaker 2 (38:31):
Husha ready to go. Also, y'all are while for these
coaches conventioned for. I don't know if I'm gonna go.
I was a millionaire like lunch or not what. I
don't know what that means, but I get it. Everything's
a business. Guess I'll get back on my feet Finders
so I can afford it. Blessing Gigham, Cat Dick, that
last part didn't make.

Speaker 6 (38:49):
Sense, Cat Dick, are you back on the skag?

Speaker 2 (38:51):
That's what it sounded like. I didn't understand it.

Speaker 1 (38:55):
He's on the bottle.

Speaker 2 (38:57):
We had a similar situation with an office that was
than hell. To combat that, we stuck a bagel in
the microwave for forty five minutes and took it out
and wrapped it around the thermostat. The air would instantly
come on to cool the room. That's Andrew Moore.

Speaker 6 (39:11):
Wait, so the bagel tricked the thermostat and thinking it
was a lot hotter than it was.

Speaker 2 (39:16):
Yes, and so it would kick on the ac.

Speaker 1 (39:18):
Wow, we could have used a couple of Danishes about
a month ago.

Speaker 2 (39:21):
That would have been awesome. Uh, that's not for us,
that's something else. Dude, you're not even playing the music. Hey, coachers,
one of I'm the one you promised that you'd get
a tour of Finway at the last convention. After watching
the Netflix documentary on the four Red Sox and listening
to your recent podcast with Jessica, I figured it was

(39:42):
time to introduce my five month old son to the
life of being an irrelevant Red Sox fan. So long
as Henry owns the team, got to teach him to
cope with it living in the past, and what better
way than to walk around Finway. Obviously, don't worry if
you can't make anything happen. Thanks in advance. Patrick from Boston.
I had been drinking when I told you that I

(40:03):
promised you because as a baby gift, I would get
you a tour of Fenway. And Patrick, I'm not gonna
let you down now, man, I'll get you that tour
of Fenway. We'll get on that.

Speaker 6 (40:12):
Dude, you were making false promises.

Speaker 2 (40:14):
I had been drinking, and he said his he said
he didn't bring his wife because she was pregnant, and
so I said, dude, when that baby's born, I'm gonna
send you.

Speaker 1 (40:23):
To Finway, and they took it as serious. No, no,
I was serious.

Speaker 2 (40:28):
I just got a little excited when he said baby.
And he's a Red Sox fan. I was like, oh, dude,
I'll get you the hook up. So I'm gonna connect
him with Jessica and he's gonna get the tour of Finway.

Speaker 1 (40:37):
Dude.

Speaker 6 (40:37):
That YouTube video got decent amount of hits.

Speaker 1 (40:39):
I said, all you people are asking Jessica for something
in their dms to tease it was Fenway. Yeah. I
just want to say about Vegas, dude, you gave me
a little secret spot to go hit up. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (40:50):
Ellis Island.

Speaker 1 (40:51):
It's pretty close to where the spot is. And also,
I'm so excited, dude. I was doing a three D
tour of the strip, just trying to get a feel
of the because the casinos are really on both sides
of One side has the Blaggios of the World and
the Caesars of the World.

Speaker 2 (41:03):
The other side has the Link in the Chop.

Speaker 1 (41:09):
Paris. All those the ones I don't know where they
are is like MGM House.

Speaker 2 (41:14):
Or what is that on the is that it's on
the other side, next to Cosmopolitan, next to Ario.

Speaker 1 (41:20):
Okay okay and Blaggio, Aria, Cosmo, all those things.

Speaker 2 (41:23):
It's on that side.

Speaker 1 (41:24):
And we got a couple of these guys. I wasn't
for it, trust me. I'm just there to sports, gamble
and drink and you're going to shows, do espressos.

Speaker 6 (41:31):
I do do doing one.

Speaker 1 (41:32):
But we did find a couple spots that have like
these secret doors where we screen recorded the videos so
we can find these spots. There's one at Cosmo, there
is Caesars. There's two of them, and it's like like
a speakeasy, but even cooler because it's Christmas themed.

Speaker 2 (41:47):
That's legit.

Speaker 1 (41:48):
But you can only if you have like the secret
little pass codes and stuff like you go up to
this bartender and you go, hey, man, I like to party,
and then he'll show you the secret door. What. Yeah.
So there's a couple of those that we're gonna go
look up. How did you find those? TikTok TikTok. So
we may it may kind of distract from the sports
gambling and the gambling, but hopefully not too much.

Speaker 6 (42:04):
I go in to speak easy next.

Speaker 1 (42:06):
Twelve hours pass I'm like, guys, I got gambling stories
to tell. I can't be going in some secret door
in Vegas. But that's what happens when you go with
your wife. Guys.

Speaker 2 (42:14):
No, that's good. You don't need to gamble the whole time.

Speaker 1 (42:16):
But I did get her on board for Ellis Island.
I go, hey, it's pretty. It's only a mile from
where we're at, so it's not that bad. And she
goes and I go cause she dude, she only likes
to go with the nice ones. And so I go, hey,
it's not off of the strip, it's right there, and
she goes, oh, sounds fun. So I think she's out,
But isn't it rundown? And so no, no, no, wait,
I thought it's a piece of shit. That's how you
win money.

Speaker 2 (42:37):
No no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no no, it's
not a piece of shit.

Speaker 1 (42:41):
No no no. But I had to never give her
a good pitch. I go, hey, look, but she got
me on this one. I go, hey, lunch said, it's amazing.
It's how we're gonna win some money. And she goes,
the didn't last time he went he went there last time?
And I go, yeah, yeah, she goes. Didn't he lose money?
I lost money and never consumer I went to.

Speaker 2 (43:01):
Right.

Speaker 1 (43:02):
You're saying it's good though.

Speaker 2 (43:04):
It's good, all right. Yeah, I'll just be hanging around here.
I'll be watching some football, hanging out. We got some
big college games. Michigan, Ohio State.

Speaker 6 (43:12):
That one's early. I can watch that before we fly back.

Speaker 1 (43:14):
Texas, Texas, A and M. What day do you fly back?

Speaker 2 (43:16):
Saturday?

Speaker 1 (43:16):
Yeah, Saturday, but later so I can do the early wave.
Valls will sodomize somebody. And then I do get Ohio
State Michigan early on.

Speaker 2 (43:22):
Yeah, Texas, text, A and M. I think that's on Friday. Yeah,
so you can bet, I mean, and then another Friday
NFL game is the Chiefs versus the Raiders.

Speaker 1 (43:31):
I printed off my sheets. The only thing I give
a shit about. It's like, there's gonna be a lot
of sports on. You got college basketball, college baseball. No,
you got NFL college football, college basketball, and hockey. So
you got five big things. Guys. I'm gonna just sprinkle
in if I'm gambling some hockey. Cool. I don't need
to print off a spreadsheet.

Speaker 6 (43:48):
I printed off in NFL spreadsheet.

Speaker 1 (43:50):
I printed off the college football because I'll have that
on Thursday. I won't. It will only be one game
on Thursday, decent amount of slates on Friday, and then
there'll be a lot on Saturday in the morning. So
I got the NFL, I got the college football. Those
the only two I print off. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (44:06):
Hey, you know you don't have to print it off.
They haven't printed off in the sports book. You know,
you can just walk like here, here's what's crazy about Vegas, man.
You can just walk in the sports book and they
have all those sheets print it out for you, so
you just pull it out. You don't have to print
it out yourself and bring it with you. It's not
like a fucking map, dude. You're not going on a
road trip. It doesn't have GPS, bro, they have the
ship there for you. It's really not that hard, dude.

Speaker 1 (44:29):
I stow up with iHeart paper. I put in the
entire ESPN website.

Speaker 2 (44:33):
I mean they're like, hey, nude, Like, why do you
have an almanac? No, No, this's just this weekend's NFL games.
Oh you know, we have them on one sheet over there.

Speaker 1 (44:41):
You don't have to print out the whole booklet man, Dude,
you still go to the desk though, or do you
put it on the two desks? The AI machines man
desk is where it's at. I hate the kiosks.

Speaker 2 (44:49):
It's so annoying because if you accidentally click on something,
then you got to go back and back and back
and back. This I can just go tell the lady.
I circle the number, I tell her what I want.
She types it in, prints out the little sleep of
paper and I hear to I love to hear the
when they're printing the papers. Fantastic Southeach gave me a
great tip that I forgot about. He said, Dude, when
you place your bets, always asked for drink tickets. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (45:11):
I think I definitely gapped that last time I was there.
Oh wait, where are you staying man? Yeah, we're right
next door. Oh let me see if I got a
drink ticket for you.

Speaker 6 (45:18):
We're staying at Ellis Island.

Speaker 2 (45:20):
You want to go to Aria and get a drink ticket?

Speaker 3 (45:22):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (45:22):
Yeah, okay?

Speaker 1 (45:23):
Oh, speaking of that, I should hit up Amy. She's
got the freaking coin from the Ario.

Speaker 6 (45:27):
She's got like a fifty dollars chip.

Speaker 2 (45:29):
Oh, this is bet MGM Racing sportsbook. We're deeming for
one at the aria. Look at these?

Speaker 1 (45:34):
What if it expired?

Speaker 2 (45:35):
Dude, There is no expiration date on these, suckers. Go
get four drinks, man, thanks man, Look at that, there
is no expiration date.

Speaker 6 (45:46):
I just want to make sure I'm going by the book.
Must be at least twenty one years of age present.

Speaker 1 (45:49):
Ticket to serve at bet MGM racy, sportsbooker, bar, tender
sports par ticket is not redeemable for cash. Gratuity not included.
Oh so we got a tip on top of these?

Speaker 2 (45:55):
Yeah that's fine.

Speaker 1 (45:56):
Okay, So we give them a dollar one drink per
two per person. I can only use two.

Speaker 2 (46:03):
Okay, drink it and then get another one, you dumb ass.
And do you think the bartender really cares and you
order four drinks at one time?

Speaker 1 (46:12):
Hey, I read the fine print, man, Can I am
I allowed to get to? Hey?

Speaker 2 (46:15):
Man, sorry about this, but it only says he can
I order too. No, No, it says right, you're on.

Speaker 1 (46:19):
The fine print. I'm not allowed to man. I was
just testing you. Thanks man.

Speaker 2 (46:23):
Yeah, there you go. Man, that's my little tree. That's
my Thanksgiving treat to say thank you for doing this
podcast with me.

Speaker 1 (46:27):
Man, dude, I gotta take a picture of this is said,
this is the basil. This trip just keeps looking up.

Speaker 2 (46:31):
Yeah, man, we hook you up here. All right, you guys,
have a good weekend, Happy Thanksgiving. Everybody be saved out there,
have fun with your family and win some money and
uh yeah, I don't know. Just get on Facebook and
tell us how thankful you are for the podcast.

Speaker 1 (46:43):
We're out. Dude, I don't even think we're close to
Ari you though, I'm fuck with you. Of course you're
gonna use them. Oh my god, you make sure you
get to Ario. It looks like Forest Presso martiniz to me.

Speaker 2 (46:58):
I was like, you mean you're not near, are you?
I mean is it hard to get over to are you?
And use them free drinks?

Speaker 1 (47:04):
Already? Did the map? Dude? It's all walkable.

Speaker 2 (47:06):
God well, as I was like, I really was like,
is this dude being for real right now?

Speaker 1 (47:10):
Odds on us seeing the fountains.

Speaker 2 (47:12):
Let me take a break. We'll find out, I would say,
probably slimmed to night. You want to know why, because
you forgot about they're taking down all that f one crap.
It's gonna be construction shit everywhere. There's gonna be cranes
and crap everywhere.

Speaker 1 (47:28):
I would assume it's done though it's done, okay, but
it takes I mean, it has to take a while
to take it all down. It took them six months
to build it all.

Speaker 6 (47:38):
And I can go under a scissor lift here and there.

Speaker 1 (47:40):
I don't give a crap. They're not hutting down the
casinos to take it down, that's true.

Speaker 2 (47:45):
But they did make the fountains into something different.

Speaker 1 (47:48):
Yeah. I saw some highlights from it. People were riding
the escalators just so they didn't have to buy tickets.

Speaker 2 (47:51):
Yeah, because you're not allowed you get it, You get
fined if you just stand there and watch it. So
they just ride the escalator up and down so they
can see it.

Speaker 1 (47:58):
Is this the new Vegas? There's cars gonna be raised
and every year, No, every year. I thought we just
did this.

Speaker 2 (48:02):
Yeah, I don't know, man, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (48:05):
Yo.

Speaker 2 (48:05):
I was laughing out loud this morning listening to raise
Tom Brady Aaron andrews impersonations. But you guys left out
the funniest part. In the last four to six weeks,
uh Tom has started referring to her as EA. I
was watching the broadcast two weeks ago and literally thought,
why the fuck is there an abbreviation for everyone's name? Now,
if you watch the Lions Texans game, I hope you

(48:27):
agree that Collinsworth had such a goaded line at the
end of the game. Mike, I'll tell you one thing.
It's a good thing they didn't put an extra code
of paint on these uprights, because we've seen them slid
by all night long.

Speaker 1 (48:40):
Here you go, here's the it's Peter Wyatt, e A
and tb uh. Let's here's how Tom Brady talks, and
it's it's gonna be a good game. It's gonna be hard,
it's gonna be hard fought, and it's hard game. Aaron,
down to you on the field, Hey, TB. So, hey, guys,
I just found out from the Powerady Cooler it is
gonna be fully stucked. These guys are really hydrated. Back

(49:02):
to you in the boot, TB. Okay, So, now I've
never heard anybody ever fucking call him TV, and all
of a sudden, it's like widely known. He's known as TV. Thanks, Aaron,
over to you TV. And then she goes to the
one guy. It's a Now, well, okay, yeah, we're.

Speaker 6 (49:16):
Gonna go down the Sideline.

Speaker 1 (49:17):
EA. Over to you, thanks TV. So yep, like I said,
powerade is still good. Let's go boys, back up to
you in the boot. TV. Oh wait, I'm supposed to
throw It's Tom Ernadi, Tom Arnaldi. Oh yeah, I'm over
here on this side. The powerade still looks blue and thirsty.
And oh it's gonna be great. Guys are gonna suck
it off all game. Back to you up there in
the boot TB thanks t r uh and e A TV.

(49:40):
Back to you, guys, Kevin, over to you KK.

Speaker 6 (49:45):
Yeah, it's ridiculous too.

Speaker 1 (49:47):
Over to you TV. It's over to you TV. Thanks
e A uh hey Kevin, let's go to Tom Renaldi.
E A yeah, ta Fox, It's ridiculous.

Speaker 2 (50:05):
Dude, alright, have fun in bagas man, I'm gonna have fomo.

Speaker 6 (50:09):
We are ready, Baezer's already.

Speaker 1 (50:11):
Bet. There's also remember there's the stressors that I have
to distress. Baser hits me and says, if you're aready packed, no,
two hoodies and a pair of windpants.

Speaker 2 (50:21):
Don't wear hoodies. Hoodies aren't good enough.

Speaker 1 (50:23):
Man.

Speaker 2 (50:23):
Don't wear hoodies. People will freak out if you wear
a hoodie.

Speaker 1 (50:28):
Baser hits me, Hey, it's Thanksgiving. People are gonna get
there earlier than usual. You need to come right at
ten am, and we need to go to the airport
for four hours. I'm like, I love you, girl, I'll
go four hours early. Hey, we know you're not taking
a chance. We know you.

Speaker 2 (50:42):
We know you're not gonna stress.

Speaker 1 (50:43):
Out and do that.

Speaker 2 (50:44):
Oh I'll get there later, we know, we know. Oh man,
just ending, man, We gotta go. I got a peek