Who's the Founding Father of COACH?

Congrats to the Rockets on finally winning a game, the NCAA looks like complete fools when it comes to March Madness, and Deshaun Watson has a lot of explaining to do. Cinderella Stories are great but makes the 2nd round a little less interesting plus Ray and Eddie tell you exactly how to pick a winner in basketball.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:10):
Were you all the one to losers? What up? Everybody?
I am lunchbox. I know the most about sports, so
I'll give you the sports facts, my sports opinions because
I'm pretty much a sports junius. What's up, everyone, I'm
Eddie and I know the least about the sports. But
I'm your average sports fan, your sports watcher. I don't

(00:33):
know the who's who's and I don't know the what's.
What's what up? Y'all? It is Sissan. I'm from the North.
I am from the world famous West Side of Nashville.
I lived there. I reside currently with my wife Baser
thinking about moving, will probably do that in the next
coming months. And on the weekends we shotgun Hard Seltzer's
boys over to you. But first, wow, a bit congratulation.

(01:01):
Good job hitting the clip, not to Ray but to
the Houston Rockets guys. After losing twenty games in a row, Houston,
we don't have a problem anymore, Houston, Houston, we still
have a problem. It's just not in the basketball team.
They finally won a game. Losses in a row. He

(01:24):
didn't know if it was ever gonna end, and they
finally did it. So there you go, Houston, Rockets. Congratulations.
How if you're a professional athlete, how humiliating is it
to show up every day and lose that mini in
a row? That's what happens? Uh? Who do they even have?

(01:48):
John Wall? Do they have Westbrook? The Ted is Westbrook
with the Bullets? Then Washington team? Sorry Wizards? That's not
the Wizards anymore? Is it? Yes? T Wizards? Okay? I
just can't, like I feel bad for them, Like do
you not? Do you feel bad for them the Rocket? No? Now,

(02:09):
they get paid a lot of money to play basketball.
I don't feel bad for them. It's just to me.
The NBA is so like one night a team is
really hot and any team wins. How do you lose
twenty in a row? I wish we would have been
tailing that and betting it. Why did we not start
talking about it when they had lost ten in or
because eventually you think they're gonna win tomorrow. Who's their coach? Uh? Silas?

(02:32):
Stephen Silas? Yeah, you gotta start thinking time for a
new coach. No, no, but still brand new than even
more of a like you know what, we gave him
a chance twenty You can't. You can't be a brand
new head coach and lose twenty in a row. You
just can't. I don't care if you're rebuilding or what
you're trying to do. Coach, you're losing twenty games in

(02:52):
a row. I think that you're just not the one
after fifteen in a row as a coach in the
locker room, what do you say to the players? How,
I'm sorry? I got I think you found it out there,
not in the locker room talking to them, coach. Do
you think after every one of those twenty he was
talking to him? I bet he took a couple of
them off. Well, Like in ted Lasso, they lost a
lot of games. They lost a lot of games, and
and in the locker room, it was never like what

(03:14):
are we doing? It was like what's happening here? We
were losing, We sucked. It was never that. It was
always like they would celebrate birthdays and he would do
something else that had nothing to do with the game,
just to get them to take their minds off of
losing games. Maybe that's not what this is O dude
is doing. I watched hit the press conference where he's
talking afterwards. No, not Tomazos. I just looked at him

(03:41):
and he was just like, man, it just feels great.
It was almost like the feeling I felt like was
like they felt like they won the championship. And that's
why I had we are the Champions for Ray to
queue up because that was a big moment in our
show's history. Having a clip prepared guy it was. It
was just a weird like the only way you hit
that if it's at the very beginning of Sure, it
has to be a weird feeling because you probably start thinking, man,

(04:03):
are we gonna win another game? Are you gonna win
another game? But that's what you thought after five, six, seven, eight.
But they started this season pretty good. That's when they
had They had hardened, they had p J. Tucker. They
even right when they lost Harden, they still were winning games. Yes,
but then they've had COVID situations. They have Oladipo. Yes,

(04:26):
how does he not win? He's a winner because there's
a team coach five John Wall. It's not like they're terrible.
Fans are back, but they are terrible. But this isn't
I'm not trying to bury the Rockets. I am saying
it has just to be a weird feeling every day
when you lose and go back into the locker room

(04:48):
and before the game, like you've lost seventeen in a
row and you're going out to play. Let's say you're
going out to play the Nuggets. You know, like, hey, team,
you know, I know we've lost seventeen in a row.
Do you mention that in your pregame speech? Are you
just like, let's just keep fighting, just keep fighting? How
do you keep the attitude positive in the locker room?
I feel we need a deep dive and and that's
why I'm gonna pull up ESPN dot com Eddie filibuster

(05:10):
for me if I just want to take it a
little different direction here. We talk about the money that
these professional players make, right, and you gotta think when
they graduate or whenever they're done with college and they
get drafted, it's the biggest celebration of their life because
they know that their life has changed. Right, Yes, they
made it. They've made it their dreams as they were
a little kid to be on the in the NBA.

(05:32):
There there, it's happening, and they signed a piece of
paper that's gonna make them instant millionaires. Correct, So there's
that celebration. Then they have a season like this, You
lose twenty games in a row. I'm telling you, the
feeling of this sucks is definitely there. But you can
easily fix that feeling of defeat by just logging on

(05:53):
to Bank of America dot com and checking your bank
account and be like, life's all right. I really think that.
You know, you know, Blunch, when you have a bad
day at work, you go home and you tell your
wife like, you still love me, and she's like, of course,
I love you, thank you. That's what I never asked.
When everyone hates me, you still love me. I needed that.
I don't think anybody ever hates me. Now, come over here,

(06:16):
hot mom. I see they were in some games. They
did have it. It's almost fifty. They have their share.
They're blown out half of them. Recently they had a
close when they almost want here almost there. So maybe
there's some high fives and butt slaps, but for the
most part they were getting beat by thirty. Coach, I
don't even know if you're really talking to teammates at
that point. It had to have just been an awkward
locker room if you're the coach. All right, guys, yep, yo, Hey,

(06:40):
what's up, sweetie? I mean, there's no way you're discussing it.
You almost can't. It's the elephant in the room. You
you don't even go towards that coach. It would be
something like if you were about to get a divorce,
terrible example, but we wouldn't talk about it. It It would
be the elephant in the room. And I think that's
exactly what it was for them. They the time we
have a basketball coach on, like an NBA coach or something,
we got to ask him, do you do pregame speeches

(07:02):
before every game? Coach? I I can already see when
we'll have one on. Never coach. We just had one
who what was her name? You said, Lieberman. She was
an assistant coach in the NBA, said NBA head coach.
I didn't say head coach, said coach. I added that,
I mean we can. We're gonna get a coach. Why
don't we get practice? Do you want to? We got

(07:23):
right here, I got a coach sweatshirt on right now.
You want to redo our merchant coach to add the
word head, dude, Taylor dials in Florida wearing a coach sweatshirt.
We're gonna have him on. I'm talking about a head coach, coach, coach,
listen if we have I don't think that they do
pregame speeches before every game. I think most games that
come out and be like, hey, morning, Harden. Are you
doing man, You're good, You're ready. All right, let's go
how you doing today? May you know why NBA coaches

(07:46):
have their alarm set two hours before a game. Yeah,
because that's when they wake up from their afternoon nap
and run to the stadium and they know they can
make it in time before tip. They're not doing it
like it's in high school or college. I got that
song and dance. I got the best insight of what
it's like before games watching that Jordan documentary, Like they
don't do anything. Jordan was gambling with his security guards.

(08:07):
There you go there, there's really not a lot of prep.
Even when he was getting a massage before the game,
like it was just like like let's here. It just
seems like they just get dressed with their drugises on,
tie their shoes, and then they go shoot and then
they play. Yeah, if it's the finals, they're getting a
pregame speech. If it's the playoffs, they're getting a pregame speech.

(08:28):
So maybe in the regular season, they don't. Maybe in
the regular season they show up, they do shoot around,
and you come in the locker room, are right, Hey, look,
we know they like to run this on offense. This
is what we're gonna try to do. Let's just go
out and play hard. Have you seen have you recently
watched the shoot around? Coach, you basically should rename it
to dick around. Okay, like Steph Curry shooting out of

(08:48):
bounce shots, I mean underhand between his legs, he pulls
his pants down, dang, and they shoots the ball and
he still makes it. You know. I don't know what
team I was watching, but it was like one of
the March Madness games. Then they were coming from the
break from the halftime show and that somebody's talking on
the court and you can see the shoot around in
the back behind in the background, and there's a dude.

(09:09):
I want to say it was maybe say it Tech,
maybe one of these games whatever, and this dude I
was just watching him because I just focused on things
in the background. He missed every shot that he did
in the warm up, every shot, so he's probably not playing.
It's probably not someone that gets a lot of court times.
No he was one of the dudes and he wasn't
making jack like everyone is. Pretty was missing like that.

(09:32):
He cannot feel good going to that game. Mom. Yeah.
And also the teams that are doing the most getting around,
they're probably not winning the championship. And I'll hang up
and listen. But if you watch and you see some
of these guys just making everything that's the live bet, well,
then why can't we not get a heads up from
the stadium. If we had an NBA team, damn believe

(09:53):
I would be there doing the live bet and say, Eddie,
heads up, they were shooting in the warm up. If
we were there, I would know exactly who the live
And you know what, I swear to God me that
that's why I just thought of this, because me and
Eddie we went to bridge Stone and we're in the
sweet chilling. Everybody else is putting down two for ones.
We're watching the pregame seeing who's good. And then that's
how we would place our bet. And that gave us

(10:14):
Texas over Nevada two years ago. And all hang up
and listen. The best place to live better game is
at the game. You're right there, coach, you are beating
the Vegas odds as they change. What do you think
I tried to do at NFL games, But for whatever reason,
the WiFi and Nissan blows and I will hang up
and listen now, coach, I uh, since we're talking about basketball.

(10:35):
That so that gave you Texas over Nevada, right, Nevada.
I knew it was one of the two wet Texas
Texas because in warmups they were hitting all the shop.
I was like Nevada because when we went to the bar, Nevada. Sorry,
I knew we won that bet because then we went

(10:57):
to brewhouse and we were buying drinks for the whole ball.
Hang up and don't ask us about something that we
were ten beers deep in. One year ago. Two years ago,
Ray was saying, if you watch warm ups, that you
know who the bets. That's how we knew Texas would
beat Memory didn't serve me. Well, those twins were dropping,

(11:17):
That's exactly what happened. Everybody else in the suite was
robbing elbows, rubbing nuts. So you're telling me, I'll give
you a free couzy if you signed today. So I
told the son of a sell them. We cannot keep
a hundred dollars worth of stocks. Do you want to
try and sell? Finish the deal? Give him a birthday cake.
I don't give up. So I'm sitting there with Musk

(11:38):
and I tell him beat me at eighteen. Then we'll
talk about murders. Hey, and we're popping beers, doing live bets. Hey,
you know the key to closing a deal, leaving my
cell phone in my pocket and night, making him think
I'm really busy talking to someone else. Maybe they want
the deal. Oh, we better up our offer. I told
the boss we're gonna be in the suite trying to

(12:00):
close some deals. More like trying to finish some beers.
Who's running the company? You or your wife? Can you
go ahead and hand me that lambing it? Those legs,
I mean these little lambing it. I'm sorry I said
the wrong. How's it going, Susie, I mean that's what
it was. And then me and Ray just shotgunning beers

(12:20):
and making live and you asked us to remember who
you bet on coach two years ago? Let you left
out to keep detail. We've cleaned the cooler. We cleaned
the cooler out. And then the guy that was he
didn't own the sweet the company owns the Sweet, but
the guy that was in charge of the suite that night,
he's like, damn, we're out of beer. And then we

(12:41):
go yeah, he's like, all right, let make a call
to the big boss Boss Boss, we can get it refilled.
And that's where you said, the big boss Boss, who
are you scared of? Do you run the sweet? Or
does he know? He goes, he goes, hang on high, Hey,
boss boss boss, Hey, we're out of beers here in
this Yeah, okay, all right. When we heard that we
were out, he says, now we're not refeeling and he

(13:02):
also asked how in the actual did you guys run
out of beers? And then Ray at that point looks
at me, goes, let's bounced. Hey, when the beers are gone,
they're gonna start pointing fingers at who's the one that
drank them all? Who wasn't doing their courtesy to beers?
And it was definitely us. So in the company they're like, hey,
so Jimmy, wait, wait, Ray, Hetty, where are you going?
We're just going to the bathroom real quick? Are you

(13:23):
leaving already? Those construction guys were going to the fridge
and it was completely cleaned out. I'm like, those construction
guys are about to kill somebody. There's no way we're cleaning.
We're finishing this deal with those construction guys without beer.
Now there's a clip I found on the internet and
I sent to Ray. Do you see it in your inbox?
Is just like out box? This is something I think

(13:46):
pretty important. I saw on the internet yesterday about how
we like to judge athletes. You are one of the
You're one of the ones that love to judge Kyrie
Irvan and say like you're cancer in the locker room.
But he likes him. You hear things from everyone whatever, right,
So this is his response to things like that, God,

(14:08):
he nailed your earth. That's the That's another route of
human human struggle, worrying about other people's perceptions about who
you are, Like, why would you ever care about that?
You know? And I think that I felt victim to
that in my in my past of worrying about things
that I can't control. You know, if the people understood

(14:30):
what words could do to human being, especially where we
are in today's society, and they wouldn't, they wouldn't be
invested in that. So I don't. I'm not here to
dispel anything. You can continue to ask other people around
me about what they think about me, and continue to
write about mood swings like you know, human beings have
mood swings, Like you go home and you're you're not

(14:50):
happy with things, or you're mad at something, or you're happy.
That's a mood swing. It's okay to be human, Like,
I don't have to be perfect for anyone here, nor
do I have to be perfect for the public. So
I'm not here to dispel any perception. I'm just here
to be myself. Change. That was deep much wise, that
was pretty woke, Mr Irving. I did not consider your feelings.

(15:16):
So he's a public figure, and I have my opinions
about how he acts and how he handles himself, and
and the it's your perception and exactly, and that's what
he's saying. It's just your your perspective. It's not like
what it is he has mood. He has his perception
of what it is, and I have my perception, and
someone in his locker room may have a different perception.
So his perception is his perception, and I what is

(15:37):
the truth? Way to use the word perception is what
is the truth? My truth your truth that's not there,
or his truth that's living in. But his truth can
be different than someone else that's in his locker room.
That says man, it's tough to be around this guy.
He says, here, continue to ask the rest of the
people around me what they think about me. It doesn't
bother him one bit. But it does bother him. I

(15:57):
think it does. Yeah, he seems bothered by it. And
he even said in my younger years, yes, I really
was bothered by it. Like he's had to grow and
let get thick skin, and maybe he needs he needs
to go a couple of lockers over and tellers and
tell Kevin Durant, hey quit worrying about what other people
are saying about you. Right, if you don't care, you
don't care. Because there was a tweet Logan Murdoch said

(16:19):
he was talking to Steve Kerr and Curse said he
enjoyed last season when the Warriors were fifteen and fifty
more than Kevin Durant's final season with the Warriors. That
last year was tough. There was a lot going on,
something you know about and something you don't that was
very difficult. And Kevin Durant replies to the tweet and
says this is hilarious, Like Kevin Durant spends more time,

(16:41):
like he should go listen to this Kyrie clip and
not worry about what people are saying about him, because
I think Kevin Durant spends more time worrying about what
people are saying about him, yes than basketball, not maybe
more than basketball, but I think in his spare time,
all he does well. He The only reason you think
that is because he responds. Not a lot of people
don't respond. Lebron doesn't respond, not one responds mostly to

(17:04):
this stuff. Durant, he's a responder. He sees something he
doesn't like. Compare to the first responder coach. No, no, no,
not one of those coach, not a hero coach, He's
not a hero. What you're talking about our front line hero,
you know, don't disrespect hang up and what I would like.
Durant finds this hilarious. When when when Steve Kurk comes

(17:25):
out and says something like this, then Durant should come
out and say, this is what was happening. Like, I'll
tell you what, Steve kurt didn't say anything that was happening.
All this stuff is so vague and you if you,
guys should know, if you should have seen what you
could have seen, you would have differently. What are you
talking about? Tell us some details, then tell us what
we should have seen. What they want? What he is

(17:45):
inferring Steve Kurrs, it was tough that last year with Durant. Durant,
maybe you, And then Durant says, that's hilarious, saying like,
I'm the one that made it tough. That's to me.
If I'm reading that tweet, that's what I see is
Durant saying you're the one saying I made it tough
in that locker room. It was my fault. And so
I want Durrant to just come out and say, this
is what was going on. All about that he said,
she said, oh that's limbiscuit. Uh about the nun eat cookie?

(18:12):
But I just think it's speaking cookies in the break
I find it funny that Kevin Durant is so sensitive.
I mean, coach again, it's not that everyone is sensitive
that there are there are the personalities that read this
crap and cry in their bedroom. Can I explain this
to you guys. I'm not going to do a good job,

(18:34):
but I will start way to pace Irving. It makes
sense now that he just had some come to Jesus
moment where now he's a deep thinker. That's fine. Be
has he always been this somebody that's that in touch
with his feelings? No, I think he's a pretty deep thinker.
He's a weird dude. I think, Well, then it comes
across why is that a weird dude? Like he thinks
the earth is flat? That is he the one that

(18:56):
said that? Then you know what it actually, it all
flows together. But what I'm saying is him saying that.
He says that he used to care about what people think.
Now he goes, no, no, man, Now I don't think
about perspective of the perspective of perspective, which is fine,
But it's like, do you really feel like that? Are
you just saying that? Because he kind of feeled hot
and bothered right there when he was doing that interview,
which tells me, wouldn't you be hot and bothered? All

(19:17):
you read was people talking crap about you that don't
even know you. But he really turned it on the
reporters and said, y'all need to be more woke and
think deep. He told them, do what you want to
do like you guys do that. That's fine, But for
me personally, I'm no longer going to be bothered. But
the pep talk he was giving the reporters, it almost
seemed like he was giving it to himself as well,

(19:38):
like trying these guys, don't let okay, don't let them
get to you. Yep. So I'll think that perspective of
the perspective of the perspective and it's perception. Hey speaking
of like thinking deep though, the dynamic of athletes and
what we do too is pretty interesting. They work for
a living and their job is to play a sport
the rest of their life public in the public eye,

(19:58):
and our job is just to scrutinize them and give
our opinions on what we think about how they performed,
what they're doing on and off the field. Like that's
our job. So how can these two things relate? They can't, Like,
there's no relationship between the person that just talks about
someone just doing their job. Are you getting serious, Clark coach?

(20:22):
It's funny if you think about it's just trying to
play a game, right, And then we come on here
and just talk a bunch of crap about them. Yeah,
we want them to understand what we do and be
cool with them. But you realize we're just following the
past of all the other radio hosts and radio jocks
and disc jockeys and jockey diss and I like to
wear jockeys coach. What people in the past are the

(20:45):
ones that started criticizing and then we just started other
radio shows podcasts. Now everybody just criticizes and talks about hell.
Back in the day, if they didn't talk about the
sports and it wasn't popular and cool in America, we
would never even talk about it. But then that culture
got created. So we're just doing what our forefathers of stars.
So I don't think it's all criticism. I don't think
you this is criticism. We're talking about their job. They

(21:08):
asked Kyrie, a man, what the it's been wrong with you?
And then he's the one that went on that crazy
tangent how the question went? Exactly how did it go?
But what I'm saying is you couldn't spell like it
was kind of like that. Yes, but yeah, so they're
just asking a question. You can be offended or not.
You just answered. I guess as a NBA player, they
signed they have to do these interviews. That's why I'm

(21:29):
just here so I don't get fined like what other job,
But like this, we don't have to do interviews, which
is awesome. Hey NBA guys, it sucks you gotta do
the interviews, but you do have the big paycheck. But yeah,
you're gonna have these interviews. That's part of it, that
part of the job you signed up for. I don't
know it was. I might start a podcast where I
just critique librarians And guess what it would take to

(21:50):
be very quiet? Do you have a shirt that says
uh instead of coach? It would say uh, it would
say but there you go, nonfiction card catalog? What I mean,
like these dudes literally getting out of trying to just
play a game. Dude, how many sweatshirts decimal? Return your

(22:13):
book in two weeks in a cell? Coach, library car coach.
The back of the shirt would be the library card
with all the signatures on it. How much as a
shirt that says bookmark across it? Hey, you got your bookmark,
question mark? How much is that gonna sell? Coach? Love
it or I'm not. It's not the book, it's not
the library card. I'm thinking, if it's the car that
you sign in a little date on it and you

(22:33):
put in the back, did they do that? That's school
they do because school they did that. But at the
EI there scanning the little barcode. Yeah, you're right. And really, guys,
the whole point of me starting with the Rockets was
to me their struggles. It tells me how much more
James Harden could be the MVP of the NBA because

(22:55):
he was actually helping him win and they're actually doing
decent well coach. I mean, if you're putting up fifty
into just shooting threes from the hag court. But they
were winning, but they were winning. I'm with James Harden.
You're not going on a twenty game losing shriek and
you're I mean, I understand. I mean, finally you understanding
how good of a player. I never said he was bad.
He's terrible to watch and I don't think he's funny.
I will forever love James Harden. It was about a

(23:16):
month ago. There was a bet on the line and
it was tied. Dude, they were dead even with the Pistons.
It was still where Blake Griffin was in transit. He
wasn't there, Katie. Did he break his leg because he
wasn't playing, So it was Kyrie and James Harden. James
Harden took over the final minute of that game. We
ended up winning by six. Thank God for that man,
because nobody else really seemed like they wanted to score.

(23:39):
But James Harden said, hey, guys, to win a tied game,
you have to score. And he's the only one that
had that vision. Do you guys know why I have
a somewhat of a beard all the time? James Harden,
James Harden ever since the first time I saw James
Harden with a beard, I was like, I want to
start growing beard. Are you getting serious? You know why
I wear Idi das James Harden do is se where Audidas? Yeah? Yeah,

(24:03):
I have no idea. I'm not a shoe guy. Don't
pay attention, so I don't know. I got the James
Harton threes last Christmas, thanks Mama. Yes, but I'm just
it shows to me. No, I knew he was valuable.
He's not as valuable as Lebron James. You just said
m v P of the league, but he could be.
Now you can show how valuable he is and you
could consider him an m v P because he had

(24:23):
the Rockets in the playoffs and now they're losing twenty
games in the roads. Now let's head on over to
Relyan Field. What's going on over there? We you have
no inside and we just guess you still think it's
an inside job. Still, well, no, no, no, the Deshaun
Watson thing, there's about thirty women come out, boy, I
mean what I think we might be at a hundred
and thirty now, couch guys, that ain't no massage does anymore?
That's turn it into a mont manage ape and I

(24:44):
will hang out and listen. What I read now is
that the massage thing was only like one case, right.
I think people that he lined up and they would
he would and s their massageres he flies him in,
and then he tried to turn it into more allegedly
Allegedly a lot of them felt that he was coming

(25:06):
onto them and they weren't uh reciprocating his feelings. But
he really probably flew him in from massage. So now
he's no longer with the Texans. What are they gonna do?
I mean, get him a massuse or something. He says.
The dumbest crab ever. I just my just me here,

(25:31):
I hear me out. Do you think if the relationship
with the Texans, if everything was hunky dory, he was
still all in, never demanded it, he wanted to be traded.
Does this story come out, Well, they would help him
hide it, but it doesn't necessarily mean that they didn't
the Texans, or did the Texans go and dig and
try to find some dirt on him to get it
out there? They can't look bad because the Texans coach

(25:52):
this is a front end loader, a dirt quicksand I understand, okay,
Quicksand so the Texans organizations look and so terrible in
the news the media, all we're talking about is how
terrible they are. So they're like, man, we gotta we
gotta do something, um find something bad on de Shawn.
So we look like the good guys in this situation.
And now no one's talking about the terrible Texans organization.

(26:13):
They're talking about how terrible Deshaun Watson might be. Well,
what what have we learned? Though? There's one straw? Maybe
it's not a big golden gate bridge. Excuse me, let
me rephrase all that. Sometimes it's not a huge revelation
or something massive that happens for us to learn information.
We learned it's a straw that will break the camel's back,
and we did that with Tiger. How did we find out?

(26:34):
A neighbor just so happened to be walking by at
the time of the accident, saw Tiger lying on the ground,
and we put it all together. It was there wasn't
some big revelation. So with this massage thing, maybe one
massage person told a friend, and a friend told a
cop and then next thing you know, it all unraveled.
Are all the cops. They're not charging him with any

(26:56):
but the lawsuits. Coach, here are you here? Are you
talking about? You look at someone's sweater and you're like, oh,
there's a thread stick and you pull it and the
sweater just unwrapped. That is a bow you just put on?
This President and I will hang up and listen. If
these women here hear me on one could have been
a man. Do you here? Do not make assumptions they

(27:18):
were all women. They're all women in the lawsuits, So
I'm gonna make an assumption there was all women. That
sounds like a safe assumption. You know, if these women
were so if he did something so wrong, why do
you sue? Would you not go to the police? Why
do you are you just after the money? Here? Here, here, here, order?

(27:43):
Or do you if there's something wrong here and you
think he has broken the law, would you not go
to the police and final charges. No, you said, I
want money? But but but maybe I'm not speaking for
all these women, but I am saying if it had
happened at your local massage parlor, you would have been like,
get the off of me, I'm going to the cops.
Because he's so high profile. Maybe he had a security

(28:04):
guy right outside and they call him the girl down
and said, listen, listen, we're we'll handle this. We're so sorry.
Will like this. He has people, he's a big authority,
he's a huge person. Here's the whole thing I was
talking about just just making crap up. You can't just
make up crap up like we don't know what happened.
Let's not guess. No, No, that's what we're That's what
we can't do. Is the whole inside Houston thing is interesting,

(28:28):
like he inside the Texas organization. Interesting, But to guess
what happens in those parlors who No, I don't know
what happened in the parlor. When I'm guessing that, we're
saying why did this come out and why doesn't come
out with the average Joe Lunch is saying money, you
never know a guy on the way up and we'll
get your money to I'm not saying average Joe. I'm saying,
if these women are really like they think he did
something illegal and they want oh charges, why do you

(28:50):
not go to the police. Why do you feel threatened? Dude?
He's that's why you go to the police. No, that
they make you feel like you're terrified of everything. That
that's what powerful people do. So away from this case,
coach and I went to a lawyer. I can't protect
him like the police can. You're saying that if you
are scared of someone, you don't go to the police,
you just sue him. They didn't go right away. Yes,

(29:13):
they sued him right away. There's no charges against him.
The first girl that came out, she was suing him,
not pressing charges. She's suing him. But it is something
though that there's twenty something of them. Yeah, it sounds
like he has a thing where he flies massus in
and so now they're all saying, yeah, yeah, we all
we we did something that against our will because one

(29:36):
girl's I don't know if if I'm wrong and he
did something, he should be punished. But I just find
it a law weird. It comes out when he refuses
to play for the Texans and that they go to
a lawyer first and not the police. That to me
just seems backwards. How many massage has you got in
your life? Ah? Including the one from my wife probably teen? Wow,

(30:01):
that's a lot, you right, Seven from a man, eight
from women you ever gotten from? No? Absolutely, you always
prefer a woman. Would never do it? If not better, Nope,
I'll give you him. Hey kid, here you shoulders. So
why what is your question about that? I've only done
like two or three three? Max? Yeah, I've done in

(30:21):
my life. What about him? Nothing? I just think it's
it's crazy that like he's gotten. People get a lot
of massage an athlete, but maybe it's something you become
addicted to. Because the ones I've gotten or about half
enjoyable half You're like, yeah, I mean it's about fifty.
I'm not saying it's the most amazing experience in my life.
But if somebody pays for it. I'm there. I'll get

(30:43):
a massage, but I'm not going out of my way
to get a massage. I've been craving a massage lately.
I don't know. Maybe it's just all the news reading
or loves him so much rub him down. No, massages
are amazing. Here's how relaxing they are. Sometimes I fall
sleep in there. Sometimes it feels just that good. I'm
just like, man, I just and do they wake you
up after? Do they call the cops? I know they
wake you up, They're just like, we're done. But here's

(31:06):
here's what. I fall asleep for like five minutes, and
couples were done and there's drool all over the cash.
That was a beautiful massage. You don't call the cops
on me. Hey, when you wake up, are you okay?
Thank God? Can you imagine? I bet it? I bet
it happens more than we think. That's why I never

(31:29):
turned around rubbing the glutes coach, all of that you're
talking about. Yes, you start on your stomach and then
they say you wanted time. I'm like, no, no, no, no, no,
I'm good. I'll stay that. I gotta tell you. One
of the worst ones I've ever had. Don't let them
do this to you. They started putting these towels over me,
so I had I believe the whitey tighty's on underneath.
What are they called the jockeys coach, Yes, coach. I
had the jockeys on, of course, but the way you

(31:50):
started putting towels on me. By the end of it,
I was sweating my nuts off and it wasn't even comfortable.
You gotta have it cool in there, I was. I
had so much stuff, I mean, it was sweating ass off.
I felt like a felt like a pig in a slaughterhouse.
The first one I ever went to was in Vegas.
My coworker body for me. He's like, do you need
to get one from this place? It's fantastic. It's at
the one of the casinos there or other Golden Rhino,

(32:12):
and so I thought it was gonna be some backout. No, No,
it was on the Yeah, I bet you can find
some good ones in Vegas. So we do the massage
and all that, and then afterwards he's like, oh, you
gotta do a gotta do the older shaunre No, there's
a bath or something. I don't know what it's called.
But it's like you go from a really hot tub
to ice water, and it was insane. I was so

(32:35):
scared to go in the ice water. But guys, after
he was all said and done, I felt amazing, and
it was like, I'm see the guy charge you, coach.
He paid for it. He paid for he paid for
another dude paid for you with him. It was like
a couple's massage. But we went together and everything. I
didn't see him get the massage. He went in one
room and one another, but we met back in the tub.

(32:58):
You met back in the top, yes, so their words.
He's like, all right, so the next step after this
is the tub and I'm like, oh, I didn't know
about the tub. So we get into the hot tub
and I'm like, well, this is kind of fun to
me and him in a hot tub. And he was like,
how it's paid for my massage where I mean, how
when you get done with that massage you feel so
barely what? I got little snimmers over your eyes? I mean.

(33:19):
And that's kind of why I said okay to the tub,
because he's like, do you want to do the bathtub?
Was consensual? And I said, yeah, yeah, let's try the
bathtub out. He's like, all right, it's an interesting bathtub,
so just go go go first into the hot sometimes
some things poke you in the butt. We go in
the hot tub, we sit there for about two minutes.
He's like, all right, time to switch. And then we
go into ice water tub and it's freaking I'll coach.

(33:43):
It's like there should be Miller lights in there. No,
there isn't. It's just us and we jump in there.
You freeze for like two minutes. Oh god, it's freaking,
and then you don't feel anything. You're like, oh, actually,
I don't feel anything. I feel numb, like actually feels
pretty good being in this ice bath. All right, Now
get out in the hot and the hot feels like
it's boiling water, some kind of like I don't know

(34:05):
Asian therapy thing. I mean, I've done the hot and
cold bath water. I never combined it with a massage.
Though it sounds like you got to this genre. I
don't think so. I don't think I did. I've never
done anything fancy like that. It was fantastic. I've just
done a massage. But did you ever go to the
one there on sixth Streets? No, I've never been there.

(34:26):
The ranch or dog would know. It was the one
between Joe's Generic and Blind Pig, Blind Pig. It's just
a little door coach. It was like I never signed
or anything. I know it did it did? It said
massage on it said was massage and then it got
busted in the middle of the night. Anytimes the creativity

(34:46):
department has the name, the exact name of the business
is the service they provide is awesome. What what was
the barbecue place called barbecue awesome? They couldn't have thought
of something crazy. What was that Mexican place you went too?
Called Mexican one it we go to it was literally
called Mexican Food. That's it. That's the name of the business.
There was this There was a startup business but down

(35:06):
when I was from the valley and it was called chicken, pizza,
tacos and seafood. That pretty much sums it up. I
drove by one one time. What do they happen outside?
Looks like they have pizza tacos the title, Yeah, right
outside of Austin. I forget what there was those donut
and sushi one in a million? That was it good?

(35:27):
I didn't stop. Do you all every weiner schnitzel. No, oh,
you're at never passed up the opportunity to put a
leaner in my mouth. I mean that was really good.
I'm not really a hot dog guy, that's not true.
Come hot goat show, which I've seen you, I don't really.
But Portillo's in Chicago, I think it's called Portillo's. Lunch
on to Mumbre and after a night out of drinking.

(35:49):
And there's another place in my neighborhood. It's called Great Seafood,
Great try out, no chance. No, it looks du scut
I think, I say, delicious. You got us. No, it
looks it's in a little strip mall like that. It's
a great coach. You gotta give it a shot. You
gotta give those small ones a shot. We used to
go to one in South Padre and my dad who

(36:10):
was called Lost Galleons, and there was never any cars there,
and my dad would say, trust me, it's good and
we go in there and is the best seafood ever.
I never saw a single person eat there, but it
was fantastic. I get it. You're right on the ocean.
I'm talking in a strip Centerville. They freeze the fish
coach and we cook and it's called Great Seafood and
it's in a Rundown shopping center, I'm gonna go with

(36:32):
the county cash. They got coke on the tables and everything. Listen,
just because you're you're not coached, it doesn't mean a
place can have some good oysters. I've gone to a
place Luke Brian's Bar as some of the best sushi
I've ever had. What have I got to be in
no overseas to get some good sushi? No, I'm not
saying that. But when it's in a Rundown shopping center
and it is real small and it looks like there's

(36:54):
some to be set, coach, you don't want to go
to Tupelo, Mississippi, coach to get some sushi. It's not
like you know that's out and there's bars on the
window and it says great Sioux Food. I'm just like,
I don't know. It just doesn't really tick on my fancy.
It's gonna be great. That's just this my opinion. I
hear you. Now, the n C double A are they

(37:17):
didn't you tell me that audio already National Collegiate Athletes
of America associated. How stupid are they? Well? Coach sweet sixteen.
They probably made a lot of money. It's they're doing
pretty good. Did you see the controversy between the women's

(37:38):
and the men's The women were talking about like where's
our weight room? And they show a video of the
men's weight room and it's like bench presses, all sorts
of weight. It looked like a planet fitness on steroids.
And then what is the women's look like they have
a peloton in there, a stack of dumbells. It's got
to be exaggerated. It is one. They can't they can't

(38:01):
be that dumb any it is that. Have you ever
been to a motel six and they say they have
a gym and it's got uh treadmill and that's it
kind of looked like the n C Double A women's
I don't know what what girl team it was. She
was showing a video and she said, look, but coach, look,

(38:22):
I want to believe you, but you just can't trust that.
Like where's did they come back and c double A?
Did they come back and be like no, this is
the real one. No, they came back said sorry and
they got a more workout equipment. Coach, I mean like
like literally she said, she said their excuse was we
didn't have enough room, right, So she shows their practice court,

(38:43):
and then she goes and she shows the dumbbells, and
then you turn her and then she goes and then
look over here, and it was an absolutely entire empty
conference room like treadmills. It was literally a stack of
dumb dumbbells. And the n C Double A comes out
and says, our bad are bad? You really, to me,

(39:04):
what was interesting about that? Not the TikToker. I mean,
everybody's gonna do a dick talk every time they turn
around now, so you've got to always make sure you're
on your p's and q's. But the what really was
curious to me is who was in charge of that
and were they just cutting some corners? How did they
think that was gonna play out? It's not good? Could
you think no one was gonna tweet picture. I'm not
even an n C double A athlete. If I went

(39:26):
to a Motel six and that was the setup, guys,
I would be complaining to management just because hungover me
wants to lift a couple of weights on a Saturday morning.
I'm not even a five star athlete. But I'll tell
you right now guys, from my experience in the tickety talk,
there's that was it for two seconds? This is the men? Okay,

(39:46):
where are the girls? This is the men's workout? Okay,
where's the girls? You're ready? They said, Oh, there's not
enough room. There's not enough room. Right right here we go.
I was about to show you who is that I
know know who she is. Wait wait, there's the weight
What else they got pull up bars? Right there? Coach?

(40:08):
That's it? How can you be that? I'm just telling you,
I mean, coach, If that's true, that's stupid and c
double a. You should be ashamed of yourself. However, I
have seen way way too many TikTok videos to realize that, coach,
TikTok is all a lie. They're all fake. Everything in

(40:29):
there is fake. Are you getting serious, Clark, coach? I've
wasted hours on videos where they're like, wait for it,
wait for it, and then nothing happens. Don't you talking
about the ones with the chicks dance? Okay? It was
Oregon forward Sedona Prince that responded by filming herself walking
around the weight room, showing that there was plenty of
space but no equipment to fill it and there's this
thing to coach where where that you can take audio

(40:51):
from any other video and put it into into your video.
So they've taken this audio. This is just another thing
that they've done on the ticket deep fake. So they
do this thing with the They take the audio and
it's audio from an emergency like plane crash about to happen,
and it's like damn, damn, damn, damn. You hear people go, oh,
oh my god, oh god, oh we're gonna die, We're
gonna die. And then they put it in all their

(41:13):
playing videos where like somebody is just like has a
little bit of turbulence, and then you automatically think like,
oh my gosh, they were this is right, and they've
labeled it we were about to crash. All they did
was put the fake audio in the video. There's thousands
of videos like this. How about the food the men
had buffet a stay. Now there's another one with the

(41:34):
food lobster the women had prepackaged meals. Oh my goodness, Like,
but I'm telling you, guys, this is just the beginning.
You think that when they start paying college players, you
think that they're gonna get equal paid. You think that
that that there are gonna be thousands of TikTok videos
being like, here's my check and here's this dude's check,
and it's gonna be significantly different. Guys, tattletale culture. If

(41:56):
you don't like how something goes. When when the n
C Double A starts paying the players, it's gonna get crazy. Coach,
you cannot compare sports like that, I understand, But if
you're gonna give someone a weight room and then say
there's not enough room for the women to have weights,
and then they have an empty room right there, you
can't do that. And they even came out and said,
we felt that short this year on what we were

(42:17):
doing to prepare. This is after the call with coaches
and administrators. They screwed it up. And it's just amazing
that they thought they could just put a stack of
dumbbells and say, oh, yeah, that's your weights for the
whole month. If you're gonna be there for the entire
n C Double A tournament, It is hilarious. You know
what else I saw in that video too? And not
just to be uh, what do you call it? Not

(42:40):
just to be a devil's advocate, but what did I
see in that video? I saw about forty fifty men
working out in that weight room, and I saw no women.
Just heard doing a video, so I didn't see any
women trying to work out. There's nowhere to work out, coach.
They were What I saw was twenty dumbells just sitting
there not being used. Uh so here's the deal, So
maybe they're onto something. Then they took the numbers and said, hey, guys,

(43:01):
it seems like no one's working out, so all the
need is twenty dumb That's exactly what I was gonna say.
Lifting weights when you're playing basketball is very interesting because
you don't want to lift super heavy, especially it's a
very delicate thing. You're trying to perfect your shot. The
waight thing, really, isn't it. Maybe the girls had a
place to run and walk and do all that. Since

(43:22):
when do you want to be a bodybuilder when you're
trying to play basketball. It seems like the medicine balls
in the back round. But let me tell you this,
damn it, my sister and us play basketball. My sister
never worked out before basketball, like bodybuilding. Our coach always
had his bodybuild. Maybe it's a guy girl thing where
it's never been really integrated into how girls play basketball. Guys,
you gotta bulk up. You gotta put your grass into

(43:43):
a man. You gotta get hit, feeling him up against you,
and you gotta just go. That's how you win. It's
actually not a bad theory. Lunch box on you play basketball?
Did you work out before? And I was in like
sixth grade work out there. I was smoking pot Uh,
we're gonna drinking forties and smoking on the back. Is
this a big deal? All the men that went, they

(44:06):
got a five D piece puzzle. The actually enjoyed the
same TikTok count No, No, there's a different tweek. I
will say I enjoyed the first one, but now she's
getting ride those to the point. Their buses were bigger. Yeah,
the guys are bigger. And the guys got kick cats.
We got to the guy's head yarnals. The girls had sitters, Yeah,

(44:28):
because guys can arnal what you know what, I guarantee
the girls got tampons and the guys didn't get TikTok.
I'm on the girl's side though, because I know I
do hope that it did get it did get fixed,
So that's good for the women. I'm sure guys have
condoms and the girls didn't. Hey show me some of

(44:50):
those because you're gn't have guests, so you can't have
that girl that TikTok do. I want to see a
video for every day working out in that fitness center,
no coach, no one was working out. That's why she
could take the video because there was nowhere there was
There were twenty weights sitting there and no one was
touching them. That's when the n C doubles said, guys,
do we really need to spend thousands and thousands of
dollars in the weight room when they're not really working out? No? No,

(45:11):
the women do work out. I did, well, it was
just her in there taking a video. It was a
combination of things. You know that maybe they in the
previous years, n C double, isn't that dumb that maybe
the women didn't use it the equipment, setting, environment, whatever,
as much as they wanted them to. But the girl
then takes a TikTok. I need to know did that
girl work out the previous year? Why did they need

(45:33):
in previous years. You're only there for a weekend, you're
not there for a month. So they didn't think about
women using the weights in the long run. They thought, Okay,
they probably just used dumbbells, which is probably a dumb
assumption because I'm sure they're playing women that work out
and lift weights and it's just the n c A.
I can't believe how stupid they look and then they

(45:55):
look stupid. They look dumb this weekend. I'm not way
any games now. Are you ready to make Josh look stupid?
Are you? Josh? We get an email? You can always
email us. We all the store losers at gmail dot com.
Hey coaches, I heard Sisson mumbling about the founding fathers

(46:19):
of the word coach on Thursday last Thursday's podcast, and
I'm here to set the record straight. I've been meaning
to do this for a while, but Sisson's origin story
claims moved me to action because we said that we
got it from someone. Yes, so this guy, Hey man,
I've been calling people coach my whole life started around
two thousand twelve when I was in high school, calling

(46:41):
my teachers everyone. Then I started calling when I moved
to college, I started calling all my friends, my classmates coaches. Well,
then my good roommate Dylan we lived together, I started
calling him coach. Well Dylan and I were in the
business of running out sound gear and sound engineering some gigs.
Being from Georgia, Dylan got ennected with Eric Dodd, Sisson's

(47:02):
good friend. Dylan engineered a bunch of his shows for
Dodd and he used coach a lot and then smash cut. No,
this is Dodgs who said, can I finish the email
before you do the songs? His friend coach. He's trying
to plug them. So the interactions he had we had

(47:22):
with DoD we'd call him coach. Then I see Dodd
on the Instagram story coach. I'm sorry, can you back
it out because I'm really confusing on who's talking at
this point. This is the guy, but what do you say?
Go back about like this is the dude? He said,
So he who produced Dodds him and his buddy. No, no,
they were sound guys. They were writ sound equipment and

(47:43):
they did a couple of Dodd shows and they would
call him coach. So they called Dodd coach, and then
they see Dodd on Sisson's Instagram story saying coach. So
he wants to get credit for the being the one
that brought coach to us, even though Ray doesn't give
him credit. What year did this coach meet Dot. Now
I'm not looking for a cut from the new merch,

(48:05):
but order to have my praises about being, you know,
the next Arnold, I just want some respect on the
true person that brought coach. What year did this guy
meet Dodd and call him coach? It doesn't matter. It
doesn't matter because Ray used Ray used coach before he
knew Dodd. Yes, that's the point. So, yes, maybe in
different parts of the country we're both using coach, so

(48:26):
not on the world. The origination was coaching Gorman to
coach Sisson, to coach Lunch, to coach Eddie, to coach
what's his mckittye, to coach Battle, to coach Pitts, to
coach School to Steve. Yes. So, Josh, I'm sorry to
burst your bubble, and I know you wanted to come
in here with this email. That's a great point you made,
because I didn't meet Dodd until after coach was already

(48:46):
being used around this studio. However, guys, when I met
Dodd at the wedding, Now, when did I first meet
Dodd at the wedding? It would have been the bachelor party,
but you didn't go No, no, I met did before that.
I met when we recorded the song for Ray's wedding,
which you were invited to and you didn't go. I
can't sing. Sorry, I'm not gonna you just know you
were just busy. I can't. And I met Dodd then,

(49:09):
and when I met him, he called me coach. Wherever
you need to find out from Dodd? Though, where did
he really get coached from that dude? Or Ray? But
it doesn't matter. He's thinking Dodd brought coach to Ray.
That's definitely not true. So that's what I'm saying. That's
that's the whole Josh was thinking that Dodd was the

(49:31):
one that started calling Ray coach, and then we started
using coach on the show. Sorry Coach. We can't discredit
the main godfather of coach? Whose coach? So, Josh, I
appreciate your love for coach since two thousand twelve and
that you did use it, but you're not sure. I
don't know well, And I mean, what do you think
is a bigger mover of words and monikers and nicknames

(49:52):
and all this stuff? Uh? Two sound guys sitting there
circle jerking it to some audio or the Indianapolis Colts
all calling each other coach where you men think about
Matt Overton and so this is a little bit part
of the family tree of it. Matt Overton met Coach
Gorman with the Colts, and when we met Overton, he

(50:14):
was already saying coach too. So, guys, coach comes from
a long line of athletic faculty and athletes. It was
just it was interesting. I just wanted to make sure
he knew that's interesting how he put those together. And
it's very crazy and ironic and all that, but it's
that's not worth now. If anyone wants to join the

(50:34):
coach group, you can go to shop so loose plug
dot com. Get yourself a coach shirt. Where's the new
thing though? Was plugged. If you have a coach shirt,
whether it's a sweatshirt or a T shirt, and you
see each other out in the street, you have to
say coach. That's the rule, and if not, you have
to shotgun a beer is at a new single coach Yeah,

(51:01):
right where you right where you left. I wasn't a
writer on that. When the band broke up, he went
other directions with that one. The band you and him, Yeah,
we're gonna try and do a vacation too, but I
just wasn't feeling the creative juices. No vacation one. You'd
leave it at that. That was a home run. But
people always want more, Coach. It doesn't matter what, but
you want to leave them wanting more. It's sort of
like a wedding. It's sort of like a wedding reception.

(51:23):
You don't want to have a five hour wedding reception
because by the end of it, Ara is like, is
this ever gonna end? You want to have a short
three hour maybe two hour wedding reception and ended on
a bank where everybody's like, man, I wish that went longer.
That was so awesome, which I had mind like two hours.
People leaving after thirty minutes. I feel bad about that one.

(51:44):
But there were only ten people there, coach, So when
five people left, I thought the party was dying. It
was just a weird, weird time for a wedding. Man. Now,
did you know that rays on cameo? Now? I didn't
know that. Did you know that Ray and Bay are
the account together? However I saw Ray without Bay doing

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a cameo yesterday, So Coach, I think that's false advertisement. Coach,
That's what it requested. I don't know if you know
about cameo, but you're basically a singing monkey. You do
whatever they tell you to do. And if it didn't
request Bay to be in it, then I did exactly
what they asked for. But so your accountant says Ray
and Bay and they get a video from YouTube unless

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they asked different. Correct, They'll say what they want you
to say, who do you want a reference? What part?
Some people even said, go do it in the studio, Coach,
But I mean that's the thing, that's what we're we've
turned ourselves into. Man. People write you and say, hey, Ray,
I want a cameo things, but I don't want your
wife on there. Just you. Hey, they don't include her
in it, Coach, But you're at this point in our lives.

(52:49):
Did hold on you did a cameo. I'm not to
talk to these people a cameo because I didn't get
my referral bonus. Yeah, I hit him up, dude, you
know our guy. But the referral bonus that I get,
uh for one year, I get percent of Ray cameos
cut from Ray. What. Yeah, I hit him, but you're
basically he's down. You have to bring it down. I've

(53:09):
had some people hit me up and they just say,
dance monkey and I will, man, but you have to
bring that price down or what. Yeah, we initially put
it a little too high and then we had to
pull back. Did you when you open a cameo, do
you look at what everyone's charging and then say I
kind of fit around this or do you just go like, hey,
Tom Cruise charges this, I'll charge that. Well. I don't

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think I'm Tom Cruise level. But when I started, I
was like, no one's really gonna do this. So I
put it at fifteen bucks, and then a lot of
people did, and I was like, oh, I guess I
can charge more, and I just went up. So you
did that and then rated the opposite and then what
coach crickets for what I thought? I thought we were
gonna have about two hundred, and I told Bez, I
was like, I can't be cutting two hundred videos every night.

(53:51):
I'm gonna be exhausted. So we put it initially at
thirty five. We ended up having how many trickled in zero?
So then we dropped it to torn and when you
dropped to twenty, which is fifteen dollars, how many how
many requests did you get? Handful? Uh My, let's just
say this. I'm not sitting around at night playing pocket
pool radio lunch box. I mean, I can't here to

(54:14):
give videos for free. But that's cool, that's you. And
when people send me messages, I'm like, absolutely, what's daughter's name?
My teen eight? He just called. They want your perspective
on money back, knowing stuff for free, and that's not
the way to get it done. Watching basketball tonight. There

(54:35):
is no n C Double A tournaments tonight. No, I'm
in basketball in general. I don't know. I watched a
little bit last night, but the Lakers wouldn't. I mean,
I didn't know that everyone was hurt, and so I
put ten dollars in the Lakers coach. I don't even
have a five guys starting Davis and Lebron. Now there
was like it was so boring. I placed the bed,
didn't even watch the guy had dinner and then I
turned the TV on, like right before the half, and
I'm like, what's Crusad? And then the cruise has been

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in there for thirty minutes? What's happening? Oh, everyone's hurt?
Got it? Now? All the players that I don't even know.
I don't even know their names are playing. Okay, got it.
I loved that that happens other people because a week ago,
a week ago, I'll be like a Nets get five. Hello,
that's easy. I turned the game on. Oh, no Hard,
no Durant, no, no Kyrie. Awesome. I got denwoodle trying

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to get me a hundred points. When I saw Crusoe
in there for more than thirty minutes, and when we
got a problem Lebron, Why is Lebron in the street close?
I know. I started looking at the sideline siege Lebron
or Anthony anyone. I didn't see any of them that
any Davis was there. I couldn't see him. Kept showing
him a lot like oh I saw out ll. I

(55:39):
saw those dudes. They were definitely balling. I watched for
about fifty minutes, coach, and then lamon done, like what
does the Lakers had no shot? It was just like, okay,
well that was what was the line on that. When
I got it, it was at plus five and a half. Okay,
they the game it already started, yes, okay, okay. Oh

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was like, dude, if you see before the game that
the Lakers are plus, you have to know it already started.
It was like he started the first period plus five
and a half them just like, you're right. I'm like,
what you're gonna get the Lakers five and a half with?
But sometimes I'm in a hurry. We're running out to
dinner or whatever. I'll go love it five. Here we go.

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And then I go to dinner and I'm watching the game,
and I go, where's dur Aunt Kyrie and uh and Harden?
Oh they we're playing without him to night, No wonder
we get five. I gave us twenty. Holy crap? Oh, alright, happy, happy,
But Vegas doesn't know what they're talking about. The Lakers
get five? Yeah, Davis Lebradar done for a month? Three

(56:43):
more days, baby, three more is that the first Saturday? Yeah?
Three more days? I don't like this break was exhausted.
I could have taken one game yesterday, just one. Yeah.
And we did find out what the problem with Cinderella's
are when the upsets happened in the first one. Figured
it out on Monday. It should it was blowout city.

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I mean every Monday, no, no, but every game is
a blowout. The risk is there, is it a good
excitement when underdogs in Cinderellas win, Yes, but there's a
high risk that then that next round of games and
complete blowouts. And that's what happened, and a Belie and
Christian got beat by a hundred to U c l A.
I mean, what what is U s C U c
l A. All hang up and listen. University of California,

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Los Angeles. Yeah, this is what happens when the sun rises.
What does that happen? U c l A. I'm telling you,
I will never overget it. Were the preseason Top ten
came out one year and we could not get one
of the answers, and that's the hint, no teeth. Keith

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gave us a kid. This happens when the sun comes up.
You see l A and we're like, what the hell
are you talking about? Finally he goes U c l A.
Oh so obvious. So obvious is we'll never forget it.
That was great. That's an original too. I've never heard
that anyway. This happens when the lights go off. Oh,

(58:16):
don't look under the cover. Do you feel that you
took it too far? Yeah, you guys take it too
far done, just like cancers. Okay, no, they didn't take
it very far. Coach, they're done. Yeah, they didn't take
it very far. Done. Let's just be a good game.
By the way, it wasn't that good, alright, it wasn't
that good that COVID shake up. That's what happens when

(58:37):
Adita pulls their money, coach COVID. Dude, when you don't
get to practice for three weeks, when the shoe comming
doesn't give you a lot of money, you start losing.
When you get COVID, like the last week of the season.
You don't just for three weeks. It's like, well that
was good. I mean, I don't think it would matter,
but it was. Everything was just off everything, alright, Hey,
what is that Kansas looked out at Eastern Washington. That

(59:00):
was USC that killed us? Those mobile brothers were they
were all twelve feet tall. Does Ray have USC in
the final four? No? No, No, I got Bama. Baby
Bama is my only he he brewined every for the tournament.
Kansas has a beautiful chance to beautiful big man there.

(59:22):
I did crush both of them. Who else Illinois? They're
beautiful sis, but he thought he had Iowa going on.
I mean it was awful. I mean but USC just looks,
I mean, it looks phenomenal. Here's what's crazy. They shot

(59:43):
thirty five percent for three on the year on Monday night,
eleven and sixty. Well, you know that when you're hot,
you're hot. You I mean, and I'm telling you right now,
that's the problem with Alabama. If Alabama stays hot, then sorry,
whoever's playing them, you have no chance. But once they
start going a little dry, they coach, they have no
chance to win. They're at three point shooting team, and

(01:00:04):
if they're not making them, they're done. God. It was
just it was like, okay, I just throw it up.
There's gonna go in. It doesn't matter. You don't hit
them all year, and then all of a sudden, he's
gonna be on fire from three. Oh all right, Happy
Wednesday challenge tonight, let's go by. Do you think that

(01:00:25):
emails really confusing a little bit? Yeah? Probably, I could
have shortened it, But then he started playing the song,
and then I didn't know how I was like, oh
my god, it's all right a little bit. I gotta though, Okay,
the ball is tipped. I'm one hour, one hour