Why Didn't You Tell Me It Was That Easy?

March Madness has arrived and the bracket is out!!!! Who's going to win it all? Who's going home early? Is karma coming for Lunchbox and his beloved Kansas Jayhawks? Lunchbox is mad that Eddie and Ray didn't tell him that live betting was such an easy way to make money. Aaron Rodgers is still holding the Packers and the Jets hostage with his decision but it sounds like the Packers want him gone. Let's Dance!!!! 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
So I'm at the bar. Yeah, well they were dressed
like somebody. Yeah yeah. One of their players, the ball dude, Oh,
the guy that looks like Villine Wuava from back in
the day. His name is right, No, it's your team,
all right? Not wrong? What is his name? His name

(00:23):
is smash Cushion. Give me the initial It's something like
schmucky or something. Smack dad No j W J W Walsh,
Jordan Walsh, right, Jan Man. The hell of a team though,
they're gonna have a hell of a run and gotta

(00:43):
get through a hard Illinois man. You want you want
to know when start hold on, here's what we're gonna do.
We're gonna look at the Brackett. I want you to
tell me every team have fun with Illinois. You wanna
know what Illinois and me having common? Hey, the ones
that bent me over in Vegas. When he had Michigan State,
Uston said, though he ran the numbers, just ye, Michigan

(01:06):
State plus seven, they were up the entire game. He
got blown out by fourteen the last seven minutes of
the game. Careful, when seven minutes hits, the clock strikes twelve,
that's when the Illinois blow the doors off. Of the
Wunderbird Horse hit It. It all started when a dumbass

(01:28):
met another dumbass. We can stop it there, do a lot, dude,
three loser? What up, everybody, I'm lunchbox. I know the
most about sports, suckingto the sports facts, my sports opinions,
because I'm pretty much a sports genius. What's up, everyone,

(01:50):
I'm filling the plank. I'm just your average sports let's
say for the next guy. Go ahead, right, y'all. It
says that I'm from the North, I'm an alpha male
live on the West Side with Bazer. I promise you, guys,
I'll never leave this show man unless Cowherd comes to
calling love that guy who does the show with Cowherd

(02:12):
is that, um, well, that's a whole namer right now
he'll be known though soon. It's all of their prophecies.
It's just a dude that he said, Hey man, I
need a second guy on the show. Kind of what
they did. Grooming isn't the word, but Cowherd grooms these
guys and then they have their own shows. Grooming is
not the word, definitely not the word. So Nick Wright
groomed him and now he has his own show. And

(02:33):
then this guy that's with Kyle Hurd. He's going to
have his own show. Cowherd basically is the disciple, he's
the prophet, and he says, who can come up in
the rank? So Lunchbox, you're Cowherd, right, Cowherd, I'm more
of a Jim roll Man. Would you rather do it

(02:53):
by yourself or with Altuveld? You? No, I mean it's hard.
It would take a lot of getting used to to
do it by yourself, like it would take a long
time to get but you do it every time, like
you're like, I'm going to do this one by myself. No, No,
I've done it every once in a while by myself
because we like it. It's hard, but it's also you
have to understand at least they have commercial breaks, they

(03:15):
have stuff. We don't have anything commercial breaks, Like right
now after we're not going to the break. We're not
going to the break. We're not. But it is hard
to sit there and talk for a consecutive hour. We
have we have commercial breaks that we insert, Like when
you're doing a radio show, you have like a four
minute window, yeah, boom, and then you go to commercial one.
Oh yeah. We all are every morning and the best

(03:37):
friend that you have in morning radio that you don't
have in sports radio is a song, because that's always
you're out right. You know, Hey, so life hasn't been good,
let's play this song. It's about having a dog and
having a beer lunchbox. No no offense here, But I
haven't listened to your shows where you're doing by yourself.
Do you argue with yourself? Probably? Yeah. I talk about

(03:59):
things and you say I have a question, and then
I answer the question, and then I say, but how
is that possible when this is going on? So I
try to look at it from every angle, but sometimes
it's very annoying. And people that did listen to it,
they some of them on the last seven minutes and
they don't like it. They think it's terrible because they
they're used to you know, you idiots interrupted me every
three seconds. So it's like, wow, this is really strange.

(04:23):
But I don't know if I'd like it as much
as having you guys. But you don't really care about that,
So I do care about Ray and his smart ass comments.
So but what it is is cal Hurd has writers,
so they're able to script segments. If you had in
front of you a piece of paper that said march madness,
what team's gonna win it? What team is gonna be
the biggest upset? And then they're going to create branches

(04:43):
to that tree. Then it's a simple segment and each
segment is broken down like that instead of a smorgas board.
Did you just come in with and think you got
to fire it all off? If you put it in segments,
you can do for four hours by yourself. I understand.
I do have segments that I think of, where are they?
Let's go start with this one tree bridges. The first

(05:04):
one is karma Is. I mean, I swear to God,
it's out to get me. And it's when they unveil
the bracket. And I've been telling you how Arkansas is
not very good. Like when I watch Arkansas, I'm not
that impressed. But their linked is intimidating. They are tall.
Funny man. He came in saying, oh, they just play
one on one ball. I saw him on Thursday. They
passed the ball a lot. Uh, well, of course they

(05:25):
have to pass the ball. That's not one on one.
They got Nick Junior back and he's a huge key team.
I sat there and the bracket comes out and when
Kansas beats Howard the first game. Their second round matchup
is the freaking winner of Arkansas Illinois. And I'm like,
you have got to be kidding me. The absolutely I mean,
Kansas struggles against bigger teams like they are short. There.

(05:46):
Their biggest guy six eight. They don't have a seven.
He's a dick too. They don't have a big guy downlow.
kJ Adams is great, but he's not a traditional center.
Arkansas is freaking all about six foot eleven tall tree.
You're talking about Anthony Black that can rebound him. All
of them, they're all huge. And I'm like, Nick Smith
is not huge. He's not huge. He's tall, yeah, but

(06:08):
he's not six seven. How tall is he not six seven?
The walls that walls, boy, I mean, he looks like
if he was an inch shorter, he'd be playing basketball
or local y m c A. And I'll hang up
and list. I will tell you though, when I went Thursday, Sorry,
Nick Smith is only six to five. I'm sorry, Yeah,
that's two inches a big difference. That's like me and you. Yeah,

(06:29):
your wife told me I was two inches longer. It's
not funny, dude. Hey, you know, I'll admit something. I
didn't know that the Arkansas has two twins on the team.
I thought it was the same dude. Watching them all season,
I'm like, oh, man, they're center, dude, he's awesome. And
then I went like, there's two of them. What they're
two dude, they're two twins, both centers, and they interchange

(06:52):
them and I thought, man, they never let this dude
to rest. It's crazy because they have the same last name,
and so you didn't realize they look they're identical twins.
I know, I know, but so on the back of
their jersey is just the same name. That's the same
same name. I didn't realize they were twins, and most
people don't because we just watched these games bet on
them a little bit. Unless we're from Fayetteville, West Fayetteville,

(07:13):
south of Fayetteville. Nobody knows that. What's the street you
hung out on all of them? No? In Yeah, So
when I when when the bracket came out, I was
just like, god, I drove in bash in Arkansas saying
they're not very good Dick Street. There's no way they
still say something Dixie. Isn't that what lady anabelleum? Isn't

(07:34):
that all Dixie and Belle saying I haven't aunt named
Dixie same time period. But anyway, So yes, that's why
I think karma's out of get me. It's gonna have
that matchup and I will just be like, you've got
to be kidding, Wait, what is the karma? Because I've
been saying how bad Arkansas is all year, about how
they don't look very good, they're not good, which he's stretching,
trying to make something else, But like, you didn't you

(07:55):
realize you were gonna play a crazy hard team. Probably
I'm not saying any crazy art team Woul and fine,
but the fact that I've been talking about Arkansas and
if they would have lost to Auburn, I was saying
they didn't deserve to be in the tournament. So then
if they win, they're gonna play Kansas. So I have
to sit there and be like, oh, stress out about
all this crap I've been saying all year. Look, and
then you'll have to worry about Yukon. Yeah, I mean,
and Yukon was one of your pits. You're not gonna

(08:16):
you're gonna have to worry about them, and then you
have to worry about Zaga and then you have to
worry about UCLA, coach, you have no chance here. It's
either you can't place both of them because they're gonna
play each other. Well, you don't know that, and I'm
saying anything could happen. Kansas Zach are on the same region, right,

(08:36):
so they one of those two teams can play Kansas.
Kansas can't play both of those teams. No, I'm just
saying if whichever one wins is gonna be tough for you. Yes,
Kansas is in the toughest quad, the toughest, the absolute tough,
absolute toughest, and they only have a dick on the
team and he's not gonna do it all. And the
guys on TV, waly Zerbiak and Craig Kellogg, I don't
even know who they all were, but man, were they

(08:57):
on their knees the whole night about Purdue. Oh what
a beautiful team. Why don't you guys take Edley to
the local malt shotty and both suck down a milkshake together.
They produce suck Eddie would have on the Bobby Bones Show. Actually,
never mind, I can't say that, but but I will

(09:18):
say this produce sucks. They really do suck. O. They're
hard to watch. They really suck. And I understand Edie
is seven foot seven tall, seven foot seven and just
tall whatever he is, but he can barely move like
I don't understand why. If you're playing against them, just
spread him five wide and make Eadie come out and
guard you and just blow by him every damn time.
That's what you would do. You need a big man

(09:40):
that can shoot. I don't know. Every game I watched
Purdue and they're a number one seed. They're winning by
a fraction. Oh they're losing. Oh, here they come. They're
winning by two. They do not impress me, but which
means they'll go to the final four. That's defensively, but
offensively though, they just give him the ball. He scores
every time. You're BOC. You can't guarden. You can't garden.

(10:00):
See what I would do is run his own or
you foul him. Yeah, I mean, I don't know how
you're gonna guard him. So that's the hard part about them.
But if you can stop him, however you can do that,
you've got that game. He has his little move down
where he turns around from one foot album cute. Cute,
that's not doesn't win championships. No, it doesn't. It'll win
you the Big ten. Congrats that does well in the
Midwest but not nationally. Down and night. All right, right,

(10:21):
hit the music. First game, Alabama versus A and M
Corpus Christie or Southeast Missouri State, Missouri State? Right, who
you got? Give me Bama. We're we're not gonna do that,
and we're not gonna do that. I take I'll take

(10:42):
Mississippi State. Hey, have you figured out who's gonna win it? Right?
Do you have your national chap? Get yours is Bama?
It's Bama. I mean who else? Who else can? Did
you even watch him play in person? Yeah? Person, Yeah,
because I did. Okay, what you see not gonna win
at all. But Brandon Miller is a beat. Dude. That
dude is so good. It's not just Brandon Miller. Sure,
is he a game changer, Yes, but I mean it's

(11:03):
everyone in there. He is so smooth, He's up the
laying too fast a bullet. I mean, coach, they get
your tree inside, they get you on the outside. Defensively,
they I mean, you can't do anything against M A
and M. It's almost like they and him had no
game plan like that. Defense just shut them down. See
I didn't want score for like ten minutes they did.
They went on a drought. It was crazy. Yeah, before

(11:25):
I even turned it on, it was already seventeen to six,
and I was like, Okay, cool, don't need to watch
that one. I mean, if you have, if you have
a team like that, and all year whatever, everyone's been
saying about Alabama. Oh they are three shooting team. They're
only shoot threes. Here's a problem with three points shooting teams.
They don't make them all. They have one game within them. Oh,
here's the problem. They don't even shoot the three. Well
right now they're they're not They're not hot from three,

(11:45):
they're not hot from threes. I guess what. They'll still
kick your ass and what comes down in marches. Some
teams there's gonna be a little protector over the rim
and that ball's not gonna go in. Well, why do
they have that? It just happens, must say, those nerves,
those butterflies on March, it's a different animal. And Eddie,
when I looked up, not a lot of people are
talking about this sweet sixteen. They're gonna have it in

(12:05):
Madison Square Garden. You want to know where you lock
up and your nuts all of a sudden free New
York City. Yeah, Madison Square are the Bobby Bone Show
from New York. We have a guy upstairs that does
it every time. He never mind, he doesn't do Bobby
Bones show, does Clay and Buck. This guy comes down

(12:27):
from upstairs. He goes tours and though the radio station
in the morning to his guests, the NPR people, and
he goes, oh yeah, Clay and Buck, they're they're live
from New York City this weekend. Though the conference championships
were awesome, no, no, leading up to the leading up
to the title games were awesome, yes, but the actual

(12:50):
championship games sucked them were terrible. Here's what's gonna happen.
Everyone that watched these conference tournaments think they know everything,
think they know everything about the game, the NCUBA, the
March Madness tournament, and they don't like, there's no nothing
that you saw this week is gonna replicate. What's what's
gonna happen in the tournament? Dude? Uh? Um? Who was crappy? Um?

(13:14):
Was it a duke on their thing right in Houston?
Houston losing a Memphis. But everyone, oh, I don't know
they didn't lose a player. Oh they did, dude. When
I was I was watching the game live when he
went down, and that announcers acted like the dude died
on the court. But he's good, he's their star, he's good. Guys,

(13:34):
I don't think he's good. He's good to play. And
if you think that Houston was worried about losing that
freaking game, you're out of here. No. No, they weren't
worried about losing that game. But the announcers when I'm
watching it live, they're like, oh no, oh no, oh no, no,
no oh no, there is a hush. You were watching
a porter no no, oh no, yes, yes, I felt no,

(13:58):
I felt like I was watching a little bit of
a porn. No oh no, no, oh no, this is
this is the most depressing porn at it was. And
he was just lying in pain and writhing in pain
on the court, not moving, and they're like, oh, yeah,
he went down to me. Oh no, no oh no.

(14:20):
That's a perfect segue though, for you teams that didn't
care about the championship, Kansas, they didn't care about that game.
No, no no, they tried to win the championship game. They
lost their coaches in the hospital and their best defender
was out with backspaccls. But here's here's once they got down,
I think a little bit, You're like, okay, whatever, we're
already going to the nub. We worried about, like we're

(14:40):
not going to try a number one seeds, right, Like
they did try to win the game. They absolutely tried
to win the game. Texas won the game, but once
they got down by like eight or nine, it's kind
of like, Okay, are we gonna throw all our eggs
and all our effort into coming back? Is it really
that big a deal? No? But did Texas win? Yeah, congratulation.
Every one's gonna fill out their brackets and remember that
that game and then oh no, no Texas. I have

(15:02):
Texas on the way and there's so guys, that's not
how it works. But Texas is really good. That's the thing.
Like beating Kansas great. But Texas is really good. We've
said that all year. They're good. They are a big
they're all twenty eight years old, physical, they're men. What
conference wins the championship? Big twelve? Yeah, it's not big
ten sec sec. Oh yeah, you just watched the whole

(15:28):
tournament in front of your eyes, and you think it
wasn't the tournament, and you think the champions coming from
that conference. But Ray got some inside info. He talked
to the ex teacher Brandon Miller the guy the gun. Yes,
she was his teacher in Antiox, that he was a
great kid. Doesn't even know what to use a gun.
So yeah, I mean, look at his parents. I heard

(15:50):
his parents are fine, amazing. Look at his parents. Do
you think they bought a gun? What are they? I
don't know what you're saying. Are they like they look
like just normal, like they look like normal people. Well,
I hate to tell you the guy's gun that it
was the old Alabama His dad was a military guy
and his mom was a coach military. What do they
use guns? But dumbas saying just because their parents look

(16:12):
like guns. But saying that just because they look like
great surgeons have not guns. The scapels he's to say,
he's reference teams with parents are well kept and put together.
They made great decisions. Kids made good decisions. Having a
gun at that age and not hunting not a great
Did you grow up with guns? No? So if a

(16:32):
story came out and said lunchbox gave a murder a gun,
I'd be like, you're a liar. Lunchbox would never give
that person a gun. But just because your parents aren't
into guns, people, Oh your friend has a gun. Oh
that's cool. I'm gonna gold you. I gave you a
perfect example. Can you imagine if that came out, we'd
be like what what? I'd be like, you're a liar.

(16:53):
There's no two I would look at you in the
eye right now as a you're lying to me. No way,
Lunchbox will have a gun. But do I look like
a guy that have a gun? No. I did had
in my whole childhood, but I just didn't need them.
No right now, if someone said Ray gave me that guy,
I'd be like, you're lying, right, But I used to hunt,
but I just knew leaving for college I didn't need
the gun anymore. But if somebody said Ray gave me
a Michelo ultra all right, or if if you said

(17:15):
Ray FaceTime you drunk with random people on Broadway. Guys
that to me this weekend? What Yeah, it's some guy
face to face when he said, man, you ain't effen
sis in Ray Mundo and then his dad and his
mom were with him and his check too, and they
all go, yeah, people do this all the time on Broadway.
Fake they're people, they're not. He was drunk because he
thought I was. He go, are you on the probably Bunch?
Trying to go yeah, he was, You're just lie. So

(17:36):
then they asked me, and then they accused me of lying,
which that's when you say, go yourself ray with his
clear seat through glasses on. I mean, good, David k.
I was wearing blue light blocker glasses, like, called lunch.
You didn't even know it was me? Who the hell else?
They really didn't believe you. I said, what the hell

(17:56):
are you wearing on your face? And he's like, what
who it is? I'm like, did you go to the game? Watch?
They didn't blame me. Did you go to the Tennessee game? See?
I told you, guys, it's lunch. So out of everyone
to prove to this guy that you're on the Biby
Bunch show, you did lunch well, And then the guy realized, Hey,
I don't know if I want him to prove it
with lunch, why not go after the hotties. So he goes,

(18:17):
Hey call Amy. So I call Amy, dude, she's in
bed and like some lawingerie. No, I'm just kidding. She
was in bed though, she was in her pajamas, and
she answers the phone, and this dude's falling out like
the dudes in love now, He goes, Dude, after the call,
it was pointless because you can't even hear on Broadway.
He goes, I'll remember that for the rest of my life.
He got I got to talk to Amy. I was like,
we didn't really, it was a loud as hell. We

(18:38):
couldn't even hear each other, Like really, because I mean,
I'm trying to talk. What are you guys doing? Hey man,
we love you cool? What did you guys go to
the game? Up? I got time. We're calling me right,
appreciate it. But Ray, you did did you sneak into
the game? So I did get in? Uh? We cannot, Eddie. Yeah,
I'm listening. I know you really cared because now you

(18:58):
get third row seats and stuff. But back in the day,
when you used to be ground level, like us hard
brooky Americans, we had to find ways to get in
the game. Hey, the route still there, baby, it worked?
What all of them? I went to the Arkansas Auburn.
No, no no, no, I went to Valls game v He
went to the Friday slate. I went to Valls Missouri.
You went to Arkansas and that was the day before

(19:20):
and y'all, y'all were later A and M later. I
left before then, So I did the first two I did.
Who was that first games? No, no, no, no, that
was it was Brandon. It was Brandon Miller. So it
was Bama and miss State, Uh, Missouri Bama and mistake. No, no,
it had to be Bama and Missouri Missouri. No, yes,

(19:41):
because then the Valls played Missouri that night, Valls played Missouri,
but it was it was miss State in Bama and
they beat the doors off of them. So you saw
Bama in the flesh. Yes, I saw Brandon Miller and
I went on the Sore Loser's account. I was videoing
him the whole time. Were you chanting anything? That's when
he was talking to the teacher. Yeah, she was there.
They bore they blue miss State out there. It was
like seventy two to forty nine. Yeah. Yeah, So they

(20:03):
pulled Brandon, but then the game started getting a little
bit closer, so they brought him back in. I almost
never got to see him play. I've seen Monk play,
I've seen Ben Simmons play. All these SEC guys, Malik Monk. Yeah,
now add Brandon Miller to the list. NBA guys I
watched play. I mean, I don't know how I understand
they got that guy that from France or whatever, that's
gonna be number one. I don't know who else is

(20:23):
in the draft, but Brandon Miller would be my second pick.
That'd be the number two pick. Overall. He's amazing. Unless
there's some people. I know there's some people in the
G League that play for the Nite or whatever. I
don't know who they are. Who's the number one? Overall?
You'll learn about him, just like you'll learned about Zion Williams. Yeah,
he's nineteen and he's from France, and he's supposed to
be amazing. Is he? Is he in a tournament? Yeah? No,

(20:44):
he hadn't play college. Oh he didn't play basketball right now? No? No,
he plays over there. When you do your overseas betting,
he probably is on one of the teams. Okay, yeah, yes,
and so everybody's tanking form. He looks amazing. But I
want to know why, you guys didn't tell me something
was so easy before this weekend, and I want to
say thank you, but at first we're gonna take a break.

(21:06):
What guys, you didn't tell me having sex was easy?
Betting is simple? Why didn't you guys tell me live
betting was this easiest thing on this planet? Right? Ray?
Take this? Hey, this is everybody's famous last words before
they lose their list. Or he won't. He won't even
what you won't. I won't withdraw ever, No, we will

(21:30):
never bet. Hey, I'll tell you this though, were you
seeing it? There's an advantage being at the game, and
I'll leave it at that. I will leave it at that. Now,
why don't you just say it? Instead of just leaving
it at that? One say it? I believe the app
is you know how, you're watching it live. So the
apps canna be a little bit behind, but they not much.
But here's what you can tell, speed and quickness. That's

(21:51):
why I got on my phone started hammering baser. I said,
cash the f out of our parlay. Tennessee and Missouri
are flying because we had the under one thirty nine.
I go cash out, cash out, and she finally cashed out.
Thank god. They ended up, putting like one hundred and
eighty up because I could tell in person fast as hell.
TV doesn't show that, and I'll hang up and listen.

(22:12):
TV does not show that. I don't show their speeds,
them jumping out of the buildings. That doesn't just show
the ball goes. And I killed it, nailed every game,
just fired off a parlay and I had the Tennessee
game last and it was two hundred. She could cash
out for still's not seeing my tech. She was in
there having a bath or something. I said, cash out,

(22:32):
and she finally saw the message and cashed out with
one hundred and three, and I was like, thank god,
you at least cashed out because we'd have had zero.
How much did you bet on that parlay? Not bad? Yeah?
See yeah, so Eddie, you sat here and bet on
that Marquette game and you had him plus one and
a half or plus two, and they came back and
they went in over time, and it's like, wow, yeah,

(22:53):
that was such easy money. So I was sitting there
and I was like, let me try this, and oh
my god, I did it all weekend. What a great time.
I mean, we told you this five years. I even
put the kids college. No, no, no, no, we told
you five years ago. No. No. The best time to
do it is only this tournament when all the tournaments

(23:14):
are going on in games are just there's so many games.
Keep up with every game exactly, cannot pay attention. That's
the dumbest crap you ever said. You're telling me where
they can't pit they can and it's not about Then
you're gonna realize it's not a person. I know, it's
a computer. It's not someone going, oh, they look hot
right now at a two point that is now one

(23:34):
hundred and forty add that over there. You see the
ball go in the hoop and the number changes because
it's an algorithm. Yep, it's just an algorithm. What do
they normally do when there's ten seconds, ten seconds and
ten minutes and eleven seconds on the clock and they're
down by seven? This is what they normally do. So
that's what the audit. And I'm not saying what you

(23:55):
Maybe your method is great, but I'm telling you this
what the algorithm doesn't mark up for. If they drain
a three that over under jumps bet it under immediately
because you're ahead of that algorithm. Were you just doing
point spreads or were you doing overs and unders point spreads?
I was doing first half, second half. I was doing
game lot in the middle of the games we lost him.

(24:15):
Are you messed up? It's gonna happen. It's gonna happen.
You're gonna lose your first hundred in five minutes and
you're gonna get messed up. No, And so I start,
I do a little parlay like first half, like, oh,
you know, it's the middle of the game. So it's like, okay,
Tennessee did alive parlay? Hell yeah, that's that's all I did. Know.
It's tough though, because you gotta make sure everything's lined up. Yeah, well,

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it'll cancel it really kept canceling a lot of mine
going there. Oh god, dude, except changes, not accept changing them.
This one's locked. Why is it locked? Does not have
to go back and change it. But hey, also careful
if you click when it says accept changes, you could
double click. You could make the same bet twice and
I am, uh, well, it gaves you a notice saying, hey,

(24:59):
you have the same teams twice or something like one
of those times where you did say that. So I
had Tennessee minus six first half thank you, and against
Missouri and someone else, and they were up six, weren't
they They were up seven eighteen minutes. They were up
five when I put this bet in and I was like,
all right, Tennessee looks like they're about to start pulling away.

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Then all of a sudden, here it comes. It's gutting
down to it and there's two and a half minutes
left and it's a tie game, and it's like Tennessee
minus half a point first half, and I was like,
give me that, baby, they did that, well, hold on,
they're up bye, they go down they hit it three.
Whoa yeah, there's twenty seconds left and I'm like, hell yeah,
goddamn minus half point. Missouri comes down right corner three

(25:44):
and I'm like no, no, And there's eight seconds left.
Is it tied? It's time? And I'm like, oh, damn it, no,
get your own green men, they whip yourself. They in balance,
gets to half court, he drows it right out three.
How much hundred hundred We're gonna lose him. We're gonna

(26:08):
find him in a ditch. You want to know how
I did this weekend? I got a divorce. I made
a thousand dollars hell. And you know what I did.
I went downtown. I cheated guys. I mean, I'm hitting
and there was one night I hit a three game partlay.
I went to bed all the West Coast games and

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they gave me a partlay boost. So I was like, man,
I know whatever. So I took Arizona State plus seven
and a half. I took a Utah State minus two,
and you see Davis like minus two. Hell yeah, I
woke up in the morning they all hit Vegas. Yeah yeah,
I mean it was crash out because you said I

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never it was unbelieved. I mean, pay rent with that, dude.
I was just bawling out, hitting two and three game
parlays all day and all that their skill or would
you admit it was a little bit. No, it's not
all skill. Hell, there's times I'm like, they're up by
fourteen and I'm like, foul the foul, foul, foul them,
you know what I mean, Like they some of these

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teams were up sixteen and they were still fouling and
playing hard. Guys got but it was the tournament. You
got to realize that, and they're gonna do the same
damn thing in March. Oh, I missed one by three
pointer at the buzzer, one of those useless threes. I'm like, oh,
you mother, you know, like you player, dude. I mean
I was betting on some random teams too, though. I'd
be watching the game and I'd be like, oh, they

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look like Indiana was playing. Uh yeah, they got barrel rolls. No,
don't know who. Did they play the night before where
they were losing Maryland? Yes, And I was like, oh,
I'm watching it. I'm going Maryland can't shoot there, Indiana's
gonna start dominating. So I said, all right, give me
Indiana plus two go ahead. They were down by seven
at the time, and here they go. They went on
a ten o run. I was like, hell, yeah, let's go.

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The best feeling has when you predict the run. You're like,
I predicted that. No, you predict the run right when
it happens, like right when you bet, and then it changes, Yes,
because everything changed. I mean the odds are crazy, dad, Yes, game,
it was so funny. Can I give you some advice?
And then when you would lose one, I'm like, damn,
I need to catch up, and need to catch up.

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You were chasing like I mean, oh, dude, Okay, let
me tell you stupid Xavier. I watched hold On I
bet before the game. I watched them the first doesn't
matter when you bet it. They got ben over and
hammered the whole game. No, but I had them plus
two because I watched in the first couple of days
and they're tournament in the Big East, and I'm like,
hell yeah, their guards are great. I watched Marquette. Marquette

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struggling against Saint John's didn't look too hot. I was like,
I'll take Xavier plus two. They lost fifty. There was
my three game, the Sunday you're talking about last day.
I had Houston minus nine and a half against Cincinnati.
I had Dayton minus four and a half or five
and a half against Fordham, and then i'd Xavier plus

(28:59):
two against lost it. But was that championship Saturday? That
was It was dude, because that we had, we had Xavier,
and I was like, oh, Mazer, gonna need to re
up the account. Xavier just got beat by forty. But
Alabama minus nine and a half against Missouri, and I
had Perdue minus seven and a half against Ohio State
and I booked that one right away, right when Ohio

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State won their game before I was doing minus bets live. No,
this was pregame. This one was you bet Ohio State
at their highest and I knew Ohio State was gonna
play on Saturday. That was gonna be their fourth game
in four days. Legs, exhausted, perdue, gonna crush them. Yeah,
the dow Jones. So I hit down. I hit those two,
and then the third game of the parlay, I had

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Iona minus. You don't know a damn thing about the
Golden Eagles. You've seen a lot of Iona this I
have not, but Rick Beatino's the coach. They were the
number one team. They were in the NCAA tournament last year.
They were minus fifteen against Merist, who was like the
next to last team in their conference. Somehow made it
the title game. I looked it up earlier in the game.
Ear they played Marist meet him by like eighteen. I

(30:02):
was like, give me Iona hit that three gamer, baby
lot Scott. It's all finding cute until somebody in your
family sees written on a piece of paper Iona and
Marist and they're gonna say, we need to talk. Iona
shoots the three. I don't know if they shoot the
three oh, did you watch the game? Now? Was at
the soccer game? Uh? And then I had Eddie freaking
samu Houston State, the number one team in their conference.

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They're down by one with eight minutes to go. I said,
give me this win on Saturday Friday. I hell if,
I don't know what day. This was Thursday. They're all
blending together. They were all putting together. I did they
playing Grand Canyon, Grand Canyon that game, but I had
him plus three and a half baby and they lost
by three. It was amazing the did you watch the game?

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I did? I did watch it. Why do you kids
want to eat tonight? Anything? You guys are a lobster?
And I had San Diego State minus fourteen. Do you
watch that game against San Jose State? Oh? I watched it,
and oh boy, here we go. We're coming down to
the wire. We got two free throws to make it sixteen.
We make the first one, missed the second, so early

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up fifteen. Oh my god, here comes San Jose State.
They did they thrown in, they missed. We cover by one.
Oh night game, Yeah, it was really late. I was
passed out by then. I was up all night. Man.
I went to bed because we had to work waggle
in the park. But twenty people and twenty dogs. It
was where you walk dogs. No, you had to fake

(31:28):
like you liked them so that they'd resign their leases.
But we did that. Dude. I went to bed at
seven on Saturday and woke up at seven on Sunday,
twelve hours a phenomenal. I mean, I live betted Duke
minus four and a half against Miami, Kansas minus six
and a half against Iowa State and Texas A and
m minus one and a half against Arkansas. You dollar
bets at a time, what's the what's the most bet

(31:49):
you did? I did a hundred on the Volves minus
a half a point live. Yeah, here's my question. I
did fifty or twenty five every time. So these betting
they they're not gonna let you put up one hundred
thousand dollars. They're not gonna let you bet hundreds of
thousands of dollars. They're not because it's called limits and
they want you to be responsible. Is there a limit
the number of bets you can place? Like if this
fool's pump it out two hundred a day, are they

(32:11):
gonna red flag it? No? I don't think so man.
But yeah, because you understand you can't deposit one hundred thousand.
Do you know why they're not gonna red flag it? Why?
Because this dumba's gonna lose all. That's why my three part,
my one with the Bush. They love that you had
a great weekend. I didn't you weekend. You're gonna lose
it all. You see Riverside minus two and a half,
Utah State minus three, in Arizona State plus four. You

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want to know how many times I've seen you see
Riverside and Utah State played zero? Damn tie. I don't
like that that you're now doing that. That's just fending.
No no, no conference. I'm gonna tell just by listening.
Have you been there before? Gosh, you've been there before.
And then you think you know what you're doing. Before
you say you bet on these games, I want you
to say you research them, not I didn't know. Damn
think about it? You want of them? I would look

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I did look them up, and I would say, Okay,
the number one seeing the conference tournament is playing the
eight seed. They're only a two and a half point favorite.
Give me the one seed. Absolutely, I mean, how can
the number one basing it off of coaches and seeds.
Coach I liked, at least look up three pointers stats. Howbody,
what's their free throw? If a team sucks ass in
the game's like about five points, it's halftime. Teams down

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five and they've shot thirty percent. Take them every time
because they're not gonna shoot another thirty percent. I do
if I'm watching the game and I'm like, man, they're
getting open shots, they're just missing them. Oh yeah, let me,
let me let me fill out the shot chart here
on the kids ome work. Oh man, dude, you want
to talk about a blast. Dude, they turn in their
homework today. Why are these minus and pluses on? Ah?
You want to know what's a blast? Yeah, we've been

(33:38):
doing it for the past ten years. Wow, I'm impressed,
little box like you wrote, KENNI saw that's really cool.
What did that? Kennisa stayed interesting. Yeah, I mean I
I bet Alabama minus eight and a half over Missouri,
and I bet Princeton minus two and a half over Pin.
I mean, it was watched that game. I did watch
that game. Watch those freaking Princeton Yale. It only beat

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them two out of the last fourteen times or something
like that. Whatever pin and so I was like, Oh,
that's got Princeton's got to come back. And then the
next day they were playing Yale and I was like, oh, no,
so how much money did you put in? Uh? No,
I was already in with my bets from the Eagles
ball No Eagles and forty nine And why so you
have some of my white Sox? No? Man? No, yeah,
remember you gave me no money for that bat. None.

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You gave me no money for that. Uh, what's what's
your game plan? The Eagles forty nine ers? That was
your dad's bet. No, No, he had his money in there,
But I had Eagles forty nine. No he has My
dad has one hundred ten dollars left in there. No,
it's a there's eleven ten in there. No, there's one thousand,
nine hundred. I mean, I'm telling you guys, I was

(34:44):
on fire, on fire. What's the game plan? My game
plane plan is to live bet again this weekend and
then how much? Oh I don't know. You're gonna leave
it all in there and keep keep going house money
twenty five bucks to parlay, baby, But what apart? That's
how you bet? Everything? You told me though, was even money.
Did you do anywhere it was a plus one, because

(35:06):
that's how you really generate high amounts. I'm telling you
I had plus Sam Houston State, I had plus on
plus points, but it was like plus two hundreds money
plus odds. Well, yet, guys, all of them were plus
money out when he this part three plus two nine, Right,
that's gonna be a plus. But I'm seeing it. My
three pick parlay, it was plus five ninety five, Right,
that'll be plus five ninety five. But I'm talking about

(35:27):
each individual one. Like if you pick a hockey team
that's a big time underdog and they win. No, see,
I'm not doing your dumb bread what you need to
do lacrosse? Lacrosse is going on right now. Do you
hear him? Do you know what you want to do?
Is you want to increase your odds? No? I want
to give myself the best chance to win. So if
I'm watching a game and I feel good, like like
Eddie thought, Mark, we thought Marquet when we were sitting

(35:48):
here watching it was gonna come back and beat who
Saint John's did, and they did. Have you ever heard
of WUTA? Yeah, Women's Tennis Association Right now, go live
and Fernandez is playing Caroline Garcia. You're so hot, then
give us one man, dude, it was all live. I'm

(36:08):
telling you. Yeah, you know what. We've been telling you
this for ten years. No, but you haven't won like that.
I'll never talking about I win like that all the time.
I don't bet like that. When I hit my first one,
I was just like, Okay, now I got a little
mine to play with. Let's go. Did you hit your
first one? Yes? And so then that's what That's how
they get you. Let's see, coach, you're in. They got you.

(36:32):
They got you right where they want you. Oh no,
they don't. Yeah, they they got me a lot of
championship trophies they're giving me. You see them with the confetti. Whoa, Hey,
by a chance, you didn't get a profit boost, did you?
I don't know what that is. Oh, don't worry, you will.
What about a no lose bet? Oh yeah, you lose
because they give it back to you in twenty dollars
free bet. It's not real money, hey, it's just make

(36:54):
here's my first one. They ever heard of a same
game parlay that ring of SGP. My first bet was
Kansas minus three over West Virginia and UCLA minus nine
over Colorado. I can't wait to hear about a coach
after the no, no, no. And then here's the thing.
Ucla I thought was gonna lose. They were stro they
were It was neck and neckt the whole game time,

(37:16):
no no against Colorado. I thought they were the one guy,
the uh Tiger Campbell. No, yeah, the other guys he is,
yeah in jig Boar what's his name? What No nine
in jim Ba. I thought he has like doesn any
wear a headband and he has like crazy long hair.
I thought it was like a perm Yeah, I know
you're talking. He played for him. Still, no, no, I'm

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glad I knew that before filled out my bracket. So
as Colorado and UCLA are tied with like seven minutes
to go, yeah used him Bona. Yeah, THEI out They
had a live bet Ucla minus six and a half
and San Diego State was pretty much tied with Colorado
State minus two and a half. And I was like, oh,
if I already took UCLA minus nine, gotta take a

(37:59):
minus six and a half because I'm not I'm gonna
lose the first one. Well, hell, they ended up winning
by like fourteen, So I want both those damn bests. Hey,
Jalen Clark too, he's out, Thank you man. It was
amazing noted before my bracket gets filled out. Yeah, coach,
you got two dudes injured UCLA. That's tough going to
the tournament. I mean, look, guys, it was. It was
a hell of a weekend. Um, And do you guys

(38:19):
agree with this? They said the committee did take into
effect if you guys had an injured player on your
team when they were doing the march matchess. But doesn't
look like they did to u c LA. You think
UCLA would have been a one. See did they give
Houston a one seed if they had that injured? He's
not hurt. He's hurt. No, he's not. What insight info
do you have? They didn't play him. They said they
didn't plan him to be to be careful. This precautionary, Yeah,

(38:41):
growing be careful. Let me see him cut. You can
say it's precautionary until I see him actually move. And
here's the thing. They move on Thursday. They won't need
him Thursday. They don't even need to play him Thursday.
There's one against the sixteen. They're gonna win that game
if they I don't know if they played Thursday or Friday,
but they win that game, you don't need him till
the second game. Really, it gives him a week. But still, man,

(39:02):
groin You ever put your groin you? No, I haven't exactly. Yeah,
but we'll be right back. The hell I just tossed
a break early and you said we're in time. What
wasn't the right time? When is the right time? When
is the right time for Aaron Rodgers to tell us?
What the hell he's gonna do? Mister, I'm not gonna
drag it out. Turn out the lights, guys, I just

(39:24):
dropped my pants for the nighttime retreat. What what he cares?
He'll tell you when he tells you. You understand. You
know why we're talking about it? Yeah, because he's not
telling you it shapes Yeah. How many times you ask
your dad this? You and your dad talked about this
morning the way to work. Have you heard anything about Rogers?
I slept for twelve hours last night. Hey, dad, I

(39:45):
think I'm getting a divorce. No, but have you heard
about Rogers? Dad? I'm worried you cheated son? Rogers? Dad?
You're working anymore? No, it shapes the entire hire NFL
and the season doesn't start till September. No, no, no,
but no, no no. Aaron Rodgers decision shapes the entire

(40:10):
quarterback carousel where they go. Fantasy draft isn't until like
five months. It's not about the fantasy What does it
affect besides the fives or the Green Bay Packers and
the Jets. And I'll hang up and listen, Well, what
is it effect for anything? He's gonna go to the
Jets and then Aaron Love is going to be the
quarterback j Yeah, yes, or he doesn't. The Packers come

(40:34):
out and said, you know, like they said, are they
gonna be? Is he gonna be the quarterback? Nation He goes, well,
not if the way it works out for us, we
got good cheese. They they don't want him back, the Packers.
So Aaron Rodgers has all the power and he can decide, Hey,
you know what, I want to stay in Green Bay.
Screw the Jets over, screw the Packers over. Then the
Jets have no quarterback. Then they are just freaking freaking out. Well,

(40:57):
the Jets just got lucky this year. I mean they
had they have a lot of talent. But they had
a season that nobody predicted. True, so and that one
said they're gonna have a good year if they get
Aaron Rodgers and they make a playoff run. That's crazy
that you could do it that quickly. So they have
to get Rogers. Packers are done with Rogers because Rogers
sucked in the playoffs this year. The team was so

(41:18):
god awful. You couldn't draft Aaron Jones because they weren't unwatchable.
They're so tired. They're tired of Aaron Rodgers antics in
Green Bay. They want to be done with that. It's like,
oh my god, dud, we have to do this every
offseason where we had to sit here and beg and oh,
please come back. Are you gonna play it for us?
We don't want to be held hostage by you anymore.

(41:38):
We're tired of it. Your drama has become too much.
Like you know, it's like the crazy because you're adding
to it right now. It's like the crazy scale on
Hot Chicks that they did on How I Met Your Mother.
You can be a certain level of hotness, but once
you get to a certain level of crazy, that hotness
at the craziness outweighs it. And that's what Aaron Rodgers is.
His craziness has outweighed what he is worth than the

(41:59):
Green Bay. You think he's hot, It has nothing to do.
I'm talking about. His talent level has out so you
would his craziest bang Rogers. No, his drama has outweighed
his skill level. Now they're done with it. Let us
have Jordan's love, let us play with him. Please. They
are begging him to go to the Jets. They are

(42:20):
begging that. He says, yes, I want to go to
the Jets. Which team had the fewest receptions from their
wide receivers last season? Bears, Titans, Bears or Giants? Titans,
I'm going Titans. You're Bears, They're Giants. The Bears. Come on, Bears. Wow,
there you go. Are you excited about your Bears? Stoked?

(42:43):
What a great trade by the Chicago Bears. Absolutely. I
mean we get an number one wide receiver in Dj Moore,
We get a first round pick next year and two
second round picks. That is a great freaking And how
many more receivers could you have? He got more? Two?
Ey Tony or did you trade those guys? We have

(43:03):
Darryl Mooney, and we have Chase Claypool and we have
Cole Commet at tight ends. So we got three wid
David Montgomery, he may be gone them after that. We
may not. We may cut him. And you got Cleil Herbert.
I mean we are. We're gonna be if Justin Herbert,
not Justin Herbert, if Justin Fields on Justin Oh my god,
I would take Justin Herbert all day. Sounds you're telling

(43:26):
me the Los Angeles charges today and said, hey, we'll
give you Justin Herbert, and you give us Justin Fields
and your number one pick. Bye, see you later. Justin Fields,
give me Herbert and we'll give you Soldier Field. Oh
my god, take regularly too. Me and Herbert would run
around naked soldier, jump in the water, first polar plugs,

(43:47):
clothes off, last one Lake. Michigan's a rotten nag. But yes,
I am so happy with the Bears got I thought
they got a ton for the first pig. When there's
not a clear number one quarterback, it's crazy. So who
are they gonna get? They're saying that the Panthers want CJ. Stroud,

(44:07):
but could they'd be going for Anthony Richardson the freaking
quarterback from Florida because he's I mean everything, huge athletic.
He can jump really high, he can jump high, he
can run fast. But here's my question. You could be
going for Bryce Young who you guys, No, no, no, no, no,
no no no. This is the trade. Is the t
try it out at number one. We're back to number nine.
Carolina is looking for a QB goddess and we didn't.

(44:30):
Stroud is horrible and then called them up in the
NFL standards. He had one cute game and it was
in the playoffs and that was it. That's what I'm
saying about Anthony Richardson. Guys, have you seen him in
the combine grade? He can jump high? Can't you throw
the ball? I saw that one. McShay said, Oh, I
mean Anthony Richardon. This is how he highlighted him. He
goes he had two four yard games. Uh yeah, exactly.

(44:53):
That's how you again getting some dog crap exactly, some
bi directional school. But people fall in love with the
what they can be bi directional. It's southwest Missouri states.
Nothing usually pick them in your bracket, and I might
if you want to support Northeast. If you want to
bi directional teams pick him in your brackets. I'm just

(45:15):
saying there's nothing wrong with the directional team. But yeah,
I don't know who they're gonna get, but I don't care,
thank you, And I don't know why they gave us
DJ more along with that. That's great. He may be
an expensive wide receiver. The Bears got plenty of cap space.
We'll take them. We need weapons and boil boy. Am
I happy? Because here's the thing. Did that just go
down today? Like four days two days ago? Maybe two

(45:36):
days ago? What day were what day is this? I
don't know, Monday? Okay? So it also if they Panthers,
they're gonna draft a quarterback, guess what. Hopefully they'll suck
this year. And we got their number one pick next year,
so hopefully it'll be in the top ten, maybebe number
one overall. Good job Bears, Good job Bears. Why are
you yelling like a five years The season doesn't start today.

(45:57):
It's March madness, coach. If you talk to your dad
and your brother about the Bears. Yes, my brother is
the one that called me with the breaking news. Yeah,
the box left breaking this news. You see the Bears
and said, how about them? Bears. I was like, what
about him? He goes it just went down. The trade
just went down, And I said, what he goes? Yeah,

(46:20):
So I logged on Boom there it was. I mean,
I guess he's not doing much at work. I think
he went down on Friday afternoon. He's not really paying
attention to real work. But he got that trade for
I don't think I've talked to my dad about the trade.
Didn't talk to you dad about the trade, I don't think.
So we talked a little bit about March Madness and
the basketball and Kansas losing and Alabama winning, and he

(46:41):
thought Alabama looked good. But I don't think. And I
did talk to No Chief Keith three to two final
scorel a kid. I rotted up a piece of used
toilet papers. Three to two. Yankees beat the Philly Yeah,
Tiger Campbell kid Texas. He's gonna win their each though
they might they're really good, they ain't win it all.

(47:03):
Though nobody can tell me who's gonna win it all.
I just gave me the UIL money affecting March Madness
faster than somebody can get their knobbed off on Broadway
on a Friday night, wow. No, No. Ray said, he
can't tell you who's gonna win, but he can tell
you who's not gonna win. That's true, that's true. I
mean that's you ain't gonna win, ain't gonna winna. I

(47:27):
will tell you guys right now. Not from a fan standpoint.
You can have your fandom. I bet them multiple times
in a parlay, and they will leave you so sad,
so broken, and guess what, you will be puckered and
you will not be able to walk for thirty minutes.
Because it seems so obvious that they should win the game.
Kansas ain't gonna win, Houston. They got an injured star player.

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Houston can win it all. I thought the guy's injured. No, Eddie,
I've been telling you he's not. In everything I see
as him laying on the ground in the fetal position
that was on the core. They might as well raw
an outline around him. He looks like police chalk tape.
I do love that UNC is not gonna win at all.
Not only are they not gonna win at all, they

(48:08):
said no to the nit, they said, nope, we are
done with this season. So all those rumors about them,
the players sleeping with each other's girlfriends and them hating
each other has to be true. There's no way a
coach Cock was banging all their girlfriends. No. Supposedly, uh,
supposedly Caleb Love. Supposedly Caleb Love slept with R. J.

(48:30):
Davis's girlfriend. Who and what did Baycock do about that?
I don't know. He may have watched, he may have clucked.
I don't know. But supposedly they all hated each other
because of this, and they got invited to play in
the n I and they said, you know what, not,
we're done. We're going to concentrate on next season, which
means coach is done with these damn guys and doesn't
want to be around them, doesn't want them to play anymore,

(48:51):
doesn't want to hold any more practices. That's how bad
it is. They need Jordan to go back to his
alma mater and drop trou and then everybody can be
fine with each other. If Jordan showed up today and
UNC was in the tournament, would they win it all
with Jordan? If what if Michael Jordan was still playing? No,

(49:12):
just right now, they said, okay, you know what, Jordan,
you can come play for UNC. We're gonna put them
in as a five seed and he's gonna play at
A as a sixty year old? Yeah? Would they win
the NC tournament? No, that's wrong with you? Hey? And also,
did you just disguise or would you rather got us? God?
We fell for we just I just I didn't say

(49:33):
the words. I just think, I honestly think Michael Jordan
at sixty is better than anybody in there. I've seen
some clips him unc Yeah, did you guys see those
dumb ass clips where a kid played basketball with him
in the Bahamas. He's not as flexible as he used
to be. He has a jumper, he doesn't drive the ball.
That's gonna win you a championship. Maybe at Kansas, not

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in North That might be the dumbest would you rather ever? No, No, there,
it's not a would you rather? We just were talking
about North Carol and then someone said someone they need
Jordan back, So it made me think, do you think
they could win the national title with Jordan? No? Hey,
does Gonzaga still have the same people they had last year?
They got Drew Timmy, They don't have the tall just
have Timmy. They don't have chat Ho Ho, they don't

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have Jalen Oh well then screw them. Never mind. No,
they're they're not They're not what they used to. I
gotta tell you, I I need to go on YouTube.
I've not seen UCLA play. I've not seen Arizona play.
I've not seen Gonzaga play. If they're out West, I've
never seen him play this year. Here's the thing. You
CLA just had injuries like recently. So whatever you watch
on YouTube, it's not gonna be them. Oh okay, well
I wasn't gonna watch the nineteen eighty nine Ucla brewing.

(50:36):
I'm saying earlier, Hey, Kareem Jordan with the North Carolina
tar Heels, they were damn good. Hey this Kareem guy's goods?
His name back then? Christian Hey, Christian later down low

(50:56):
mother stoppable with grand later came back with Grant Hill
and Duke. Would they win at all? Oh? With dude
with Grant Hill? Yes? Yes, do you see j Christian
later and Grant Hill came back. I was watching the
wrong Michigan clip Juwan Howard Rotheran coaching. He was flying.

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I mean, maybe that's enough. Maybe maybe they wouldn't win
it all. Maybe Jordan Nush so happy? Where are you
on selection Sunday. That was pretty much. You watch it? Hell,
yes I did. He didn't watch it after his thing
on Friday. Guys, it's the biggest day of my life.
Did you watch it? No, I don't watch it. You
don't watch him unveil the brackets and see the teams

(51:42):
react when they get an owl. Now, what do I care?
They all react the same way. Coach. Well, you know
how they do the regions and they do Southwest, Midwest,
north Central, Well, they do south and they didn't do Tennessee.
Tennessee was in the west, but I guess it's not
where your grat grag graphically local hated no, no, because
then they would have to only take teams from the west. Right,

(52:03):
So Bayzer season, she goes what Tennessee didn't make it.
They just announced the South. That's bullshit. And I was
like yeah, I was like, Banzer, it's not geographical. They
can go in different quads. Yeah, they got her. They
got women nationwise, and be careful if you turn on ESPN.

(52:25):
They've been showing the women's bracket around the whole thing
for a second. Indiana was the number one seeds they
are and women's No. But when we come back. We
are going to pick a wom winning the winner of
the women's bracket right after this. I'm taking South Carolina
to win it all. I'll take Yukon all right. I mean, dude,
you're like my one teacher in high school. Everybody's filling

(52:46):
out a men's in Cuba, a March Madness bracket, and
my one teacher says, I've got the women's brackets if
anybody's interested, and not one damn person would sign up
with her, but she would probably put it outside of
her class. And not one person did the women's bracket,
but she would. Just two teachers did brackets at school.
The guys like no, with a teacher, no, it's not
like they gamble. But she just goes if anybody wants

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to fill out a women's bracket, I have them. Nobody does, see,
they should do it for like a hundred, like one
hundred on a test. Like if you win the bracket
in the class, then you get one hundred for one test.
That's great, not including the final. It's like a bonus.
It's like extra credit. Yeah yeah, because like you get
a ticket and you get to choose win to redeem it.

(53:28):
Like on the sore losers Facebook page. You're doing that
ten dollars to enter, and they're gonna put all the
names in a hat and you're gonna get one women's team.
I'm in it. I don't even know who cares. I'll
take a chance on winning. That give me South Carolina.
I hope I get them. They're undefeated. I don't know
anything about them. Don't know. If I drive by your
house and you've got the women's NC douablea march madness on,
you lose all respect for me. Well, I not watch it.

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You know what a good team was the one that
beat the Yukon? That girl? Was it? A South Carolina
made a jumper in the corner right see, you just
watched it, gino Ari Emma. He finally lost. I mean,
those are the good moment. I don't know when the
last time Yukon won. To have they won in a while,
I don't know. Yeah, I think they're good. I have
no idea though. I know they have a girl named
Paige Beckers because she tore ACL one year, maybe last year,

(54:14):
maybe this year. I don't know. Sam Houston State in
the tournament. They're in the n I no, no, no.
In the women's I have no idea, though, I don't know.
I didn't know if your daughter was playing or not.
Michigan State squeezed in guys. Oh no, no, no, no,
your daughters. No, no, MICHAELA. They got they were like
twelve and sixteen on the year. Oh they got beat
by the number one seed, your Brackett. But I don't
know by like sixteen Uh teams out of the tournament

(54:36):
Michigan yep, uh, another big one, ain't. Eddie Sleeper of
NC State got in by the they're in though, the nine, eleven,
eleven whatever, one of the last teams in. He's like, oh,
take THEMN man. I do watch him? Yes, okay, good
because I said they went sleeper. No, no, no, they were.

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They're such a sleeper they didn't even make it. Yeah,
they're a five seat I believe. Uh you you don't
like you just like him because the fat guy, he
goes easy. He's not fat. He's a bully. Don't dude,
he's fat. Dude, he's a bully. Have you watched him? No?
But I will tell y'all about when Edley can get
off my damn TV. I'll be a happy man because

(55:19):
I'm so tired of turning it on and seeing his
big ass all over my TV. I want to see basketball.
I don't want to see a guy that just takes
the ball one foot from the rim and does a
little hook shot. Oh so he didn't like Shaq. I
mean it was dunks. Jack was a foot shorter, he'd
be flipping hot hot dogs at a meat market. But
Shack was a foot shorter, and I'll hang up and listen.

(55:41):
He could move d He just looks so slow. He
looks unathletic. Yeah, but he makes everything he does from
that far out. But that's why you mean, that's what
you want a big guy. It's jealousy because if he
how tall? Is he seven four seven nine? If he
was seven eleven a foot shorter, he would suck. He
would not even be playing college basketball. Well yeah, but

(56:02):
that's because he would have to. He literally can't. But
he is as tall as he But maybe he was
a foot shorter, he'd probably be able to move. It's
harder to move when you're seven eleven. What about Brandon
Miller's got handles like him? Is he's seven eleven six nine? Okay,
that's six inches difference. Man, that's a big difference. Six nine,
that's tall man. But yes, but that's not seven four. No,
it's not seven four or seven whatever. Eddie, I don't

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even know how. I don't know what he is, That's
what I'm saying. Yes, six inches is a lot. You
guys just told me two inches a lot. Let me
show you six And Eddie's wife said two inches a lot. Well,
I couldn't think of something that can show us. Eighty
is seven four. That's massive. Well, and he's not going
the NBA because there's no room for that in our game.

(56:47):
There's no in the NBA. Oh, I don't think he will.
There's no big He can't move like that. He can't
move fast enough for the NBA. He can't even run. Guys,
they're gonna one him on a team where where's talking
is Facco Taco small bets for the CEO Taco Taco. Yeah,
he ain't in there. He's not in the NBA. It
was like a week. Yeah, but he was skinny. He's big,

(57:11):
Zach Edy's big, right, but he can't move. That's the problem.
If you can't move, you ain't gonna be able to
play in the NBA. Like Roy Hibbert was the big
man in the NBA. He was everything. He was huge,
He signed a big contract and then they started shifting
to where the big guy had to shoot. Roy Hibbert
was out of the NBA two years later. That's true,
Andre Drummond, he just shit all of them. Who's your

(57:33):
final four? My final he let me look at it?
Hold on my final four. I'll tell you right now.
And I'm telling you, man, you want to make money,
this is what you do. Your final four is Alabama, Tennessee.
What the drunk watch you like? Sec Man? No, Alabama?
I watched the whole Texas in Connecticut. I mean that's

(58:02):
the most random final four I've heard. Okay, not bad. Well,
after my first glance, I have Duke Arizona, Texas, and Yukon.
So you like Connecticut? Ye? Go ahead? Well I need
to know about the Houston dude, But you're never gonna know.

(58:22):
They're not gonna tell you. They're gonna say he's fine
because they don't want to tip you off as your idiots.
Why do I feel like Texas is gonna flop? They will?
Is there a guard good? Which one? Because A and
M's guard is damn good. He might be the best
player on their team. Um, I guess give me Texas

(58:43):
and I haven't seen you Cla, I haven't seen TCU
coach just say something. He really doesn't matter. H Grand Canyon.
They beat Sam They're damn good. They shoot the three
like I'm see that same spot two corner three. Okay.

(59:06):
And also, guys, we need to make the basketball court
bigger because that corner three. These guys when when you're
looking at Brandon Miller standing in the corner, his feet,
don't they barely fit? Yeah, like we need to get
like back in the day, the guys were a lot
smaller and they could fit on the court. Interesting point,
I see them, so widen it not Yeah, widen it
because I see these people are on the sideline. They

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step out of bounds a lot because their feet are
so damn big. There's like half an inch between their
heel and the out of bounds when they're shooting the three.
You know what, call me a homer, but Michigan State
is in a pretty easy quad. To give me Michigan State, Alabama, Texas,
and then I just gotta go with freaking Kansas. You

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really you gotta go to Kansas? Yeah, I can't go
all number ones. But I kind of just Didactians now
Texas is a two. It's never all number one. The
last five champion ends, I've been number one seeds. They
have been ye last five champs, number one seeds, Kansas,
number one, Baylor number one, Baylor number one in Zaga

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number one, number one who won the village via number
two one Villanova. They're not in the tournament, are the dude?
They haven't been good in a couple Well, they lost
their coach. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, hell yeah, I mean
I think they made the Elite. No, they didn't make it.
Did they make the week date last year? I don't remember.

(01:00:30):
Maybe they made the final four last think they were
they were in last year? Yeah, I think they were
in the final four. I think Kansas beat him in
the final four. Okay, but there they were bad this year. Yeah.
Jay Wright said we're gonna suck. I'm gonna ahead and retire. Yep.
I gotta watch game tape and then I'll do an
update on Wednesday. Yeah, coach, I mean, really, I have
no idea yet. Really, it just came out. Nobody has
any idea. No, no, no, I have a better idea

(01:00:51):
once I studied it. A little bit, and there's some
tool on ESPN. He picked sixty six of the sixty
seven teams. Correct, they were gonna be in the tournament. Congratulations,
put a pin on your nose. It's that's what is
losing the illustrious reveal. You can predict it because you
can tell us who's in it. And it's like, well,
that's no fun, right, I could have picked sixty of
sixty seven. Great, he picked sixty six. Congrats. Oh man,

(01:01:14):
I thought Northern Michigan should have got in. Yeah, he
picked half of them because they won their conference tournaments,
so it's easy to pick those easy and they're paying
him on the side, fisting him under the table and
they come in. Okay, but they had him all over Twitter.
He picked sixty six out of sixty seven. Congrats, man,
your family still hatchin. You're a bad dad. Oh, Jimmy

(01:01:34):
G signed with somebody. Let's see, well her dam breaking it,
so we're not breaking it. Well, you know who is
batter's box. He just SATs me. He goes officially lost.
Jimmy G. Hey, kid, this is a lost today. They
come pick me up, kid. This is a bigger deal
than when Oh the Texas have agreed to sign case

(01:01:57):
Keenum Cool. That's great, it's awesome, man. What else you got?
Mike White is going to Miami on a two year
deal worth up to sixteen million. Awesome. Oh, The Raiders
have signed Jimmy Garoppolo a three year, sixty seven million
dollar deal including thirty four million guaranteed. Hit that Dow

(01:02:20):
Jones is down and we'll never recover after losing. Will
you take me the Vegas kid? You gus? He gave
me g Yeah, And Keith is excited about the tournament. Kid,
I'm a little sad North Carolina is not in it,
but I can't wait to fill out the bracket. And
he said, how much is it again? Is it still

(01:02:40):
a dollar? Is the same as always been? And I said,
your name is Keith the inventor of March Madness. There
is no fee for you to get in, absolutely free. Really,
it's free for him? What about me? No, you're double Hey, kid,
I know I was free, but I'm here to collect
my one thousand dollars. Speaking of I need four entries.
I need four emails. Yeah, I sent you three already,

(01:03:02):
he did. Yes, my wife's not playing, Okay, we'll use
that email as one of the interrots, So I need
to create another email. I'll send it to you today. Okay,
all right, justin hit me up. He wanted to do
a bracket contest justin between me, him and Bay for
ten dollars each, and we each get to fill out
two brackets. What so we can win sixty dollars And
me and Bay are in the same household, so all

(01:03:23):
I stand to win is twenty dollars. I told him
to literally turn around and gop himself. Okay, no, no, no,
oh boy? So all right, hey, breaking buccaneers get Baker's

(01:03:44):
targeting him. Oh that doesn't mean they got him. All right,
I have a great day. No, that's not what we do.
Oh oh sorry, go get your shows right. Forgot dude,