Why Do They Insist On Ruining Selection Sunday?

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
You're gonna have to explain to me what happened, Eddie.
He doesn't have a car. He doesn't have a car
because of a storm. No, no, I guess his his
wife's car crept out. So now he needs a ride home.

(00:25):
So he got to ride home after the show. If
it's not too invasive, who brought him to work? I
don't know. I don't know. He's going through a lot, Ray.
I just know that he said that he didn't have
a ride home. So that was all I know, really
hard hitting context. I'm gonna do it live Arnold hungover.

(00:49):
He said he partied all weekend. Him and Abby went
to Morgan Wallen on Friday night. I heard Abby he
couldn't get tickets. She got him, all right, he got
him and then Bushwhackers they were doing the last one.
Oh yeah, Bay, why is that leaving? Man? I thought
that was your spot that one, though ours was on Broadway,
which still exists. You're talking about the Midtown locations going

(01:10):
by by. What's going on? Dude? Had you ever gone
in there? It smelled like freaking vomit, like every time
I would go in there, And it's been years because
I'm old now with three kids. But when I used
to party in there, I was like, this place stinks, dude.
The fact it's gone the way of the Dodo Bird.
Thank god that placed blue the two times I went
in there, Both times I thought I was gonna get murdered.

(01:30):
Now are they gonna build a high rise? Are they
gonna build something nice? They're gonna put a nice restaurant?
If we have one more hotel, Guys, I'm not gonna
be able to get to work. Like that's accurate. What
the hell? Can we put a little city park there
so there's not two hundred more cars? Can we have
some greenery? I mean, it's just nothing but concrete in
downtown Nashville. It is so annoying, but whatever, let's go ahead.

(01:51):
There was the damn cupcake shop, which I thought was cute,
and they put a high rise hotel. No, no, no,
the cupcake shop is still They took down something and else. Yeah,
they took that was just a parking lot. Yeah, and
the cupcake shop is turning into hate Bees, the whole
Hatty Bees is taking over the whole building. So he
was split. Here's what it's amazing in America, the cupcake fascination.

(02:13):
It came and everybody started opening cupcake shops. Oh, you
get a cupcake shop, you get a cupcake shot. Everybody
was in love with cupcakes for about two years, and
then everybody realized cupcakes sucked diabetes. No, they just realized
cupcakes aren't any good. And guess what. Oh that cupcake

(02:33):
shop out of business. That cupcake shop out of business.
There are no more cupcake shops. Why because cupcakes are
stupid and people realize this is a waste of money,
and they all went under. And cupcakes. I put that
with birthdays, people only have one a year. I want
something that's a little bit more than one time a year. Cyclical. Yeah,
I never think, oh, you know what, like, let's go

(02:53):
out for dessert tonight, guys, we should go get a cupcake. No,
I think let's go get ice cream. Let's go get
something fun, popsicles. I don't think let's go get a cupcake.
Let's go get a slice of cake. Well, also the
intro yet, but there's a cold Stone next to me.
I don't. I hope it stays in business. Every time
I drive by there there's two cars. I mean, maybe

(03:14):
people don't eat anything anymore. Well, it's been winter. That's one.
Another thing I find fascinating is how do ice cream shop?
But but I'm telling you Coldstone is amazing. If that
one goes out of business, I'm gonna be pissed off
because we order it drunk every Saturday night. Well, maybe
you should go to it more. I think I've been
to the one you're talking about. It's awesome. Is it
over there by the five below? Yeah, yeah, I've been there.

(03:37):
Store below is nothing but swimwear. No, No, it's five
dollars in blow, is it? I thought it was a
bunch of for noodles and water toys. Oh is it really? Yeah?
But you're right with five below. I've never been there.
I just see five below, So I thought it meant
that everything was five dollars an under. Whatever it is
didn't always was pool equipment. It seems like whenever I
drive by, there's a dolphin and then a bunch of

(03:59):
st that kids can go suck on and try and
blow up for the pool. Now, I've never been in it.
I've just driven by it and I see it, and
I'm like, oh, that's all it means. It must mean
it's five dollars and Blow didn't even put what the
items are. But yes, I've been to that cold Stone
one time and there was actually five people in it.
It's freaking amazing though. Yeah, but they do something with
a caramel, a cookie dough, a little bit of brownie.

(04:22):
I mean, it's one of the best desserts I've ever
had in my life. And if it goes out, I'm
telling you, I'm moving from the West Side. Is that
breaking move? Now, I've been teasing it for a while.
That's true. I don't understand ice cream shops, but there's
also a cookie shop right there that are pretty good.
I'm not big on cookies, but those cookies are pretty good.
Crumble Crumble Cookie TIFFs is ahead of Crumble in my boat.

(04:43):
I agree. I like it when it's hot, the cookies
hot out of the oven. That is so good. When
the chocolate is melting, that's when it's what it's all about.
And Baser also gotten a fight with Crumble Cookies because
they were with breast cancer. They were pink washing. They
were saying they were donating money, but they were just
raising awareness. They weren't even donating any money allegedly, allegedly, allegedly,

(05:08):
I have no proof of that. So they changed their
policy and now they donate a certain amount. I believe
during the month of October they took him to court. Dude,
Bezer took him not to necessarily trial, but it was
that they were supporting at a for breast cancer awareness.
They were doing pink cookies, but they weren't donating any
which is considered pink washing when you don't see what

(05:31):
you're saying. So they had a pink cookie like trying
to raise awareness like blah blah blah, but no money
went to breast cancer. So Bezer went right after them.
So you can't have a pink item if you're not
donating to breastcan it's considered pink washing. Never heard the term.
That's interest. Uch, what dot you have on your eye?

(05:51):
I have a dot am eye. It might be from
a sharpie, or you got a mole that's growing. And
you might have something where when you close your eye,
there's a dot on one of your eyes. So it's
either sharpie, a mole, something that needs to be looked
at by a dermatologist. I'm gonna pull out my little
pocket mirror. Now, I'm gonna pull out my camera. I'm

(06:12):
gonna close my eyes dying. Take a picture and I
see nothing. Oh geez, there is something there the other eye.
It's from the headphones. It's like the crap coming off
the head Let me hit this entry. It all started

(06:34):
when a dumbass met another dumbass, and they met another dumbass,
and they became the dumbass tree of the end. We're
gonna have to get that fixed with no more Eddy now,
all right? We oh the one, two, three losers? What
up everybody? I am lunchbox. I know the most about sports,
so I'll give you the sports facts, my sports opinions,

(06:55):
because I'm pretty much a sports genius, y'all. It's seasoned
from the North Alpha mail. I live on the West
Side in Nashville. Hell of a wind event on Friday. Boy,
I was blowing hard. A lot of people had it
worse than us, but we lost shingles, we lost sighting.
I thought the window was gonna go, but it didn't.
And I'm not being dramatic none at all. It was

(07:16):
rattling the house and my wife. Let me tell you,
my wife has PTSD from the storms because we got
hit by the tornado. We had a tree, big old
branch fall on our roof and another storm. So she
has high anxiety when it comes to storms, and me,
I try to keep it cool, calm, collective. She was
so nervous get her as Annie. She started collecting our papers,

(07:39):
our birth certificates in a plastic bag and I said,
what are you doing and she said, it says that
we are supposed to have this stuff just in case.
And I and in my head, I didn't say this
to her, but I thought, if it comes to that,
I think they'll be all have to identify us because
we live at that address. It's not like we're in

(08:01):
a like a big old apartment building where it all
falls down and comes on top of each other. We're
in our own house. I think they're gonna be able
to identify which ones we are. And if they call
me in, I'll be able to identify you. Not necessarily
your kids, but I can identify you and your wife yes,
and then be like, oh, yeah, they had three kids
and so that could be them. But she was like
taking all precautions, had the ziplock bag with the papers

(08:24):
in it, and she put it in the you know,
closet with us, and I was just like, Okay, this
is how it's gonna be. And guys, excuse my ignorance
on this, but I brought it up to Baser and
there probably is a correct answer on TikTok or something,
but I haven't failed TikTok definitely. At what point do
wins turn into a tornado? Because I know in a hurricane,
when winds start getting to eighty ninety, then they start

(08:46):
to become a circular event. Wins are one hundred and twenty.
That's a mother f and hurricane. These wins were sixty
sixty five miles an hour. I've never heard of wins,
let's say, eighty miles an hour that aren't circulating. So
I was just curious how close were we to the threshold?
Were those things just started whipping around? I think my question,

(09:09):
have you ever heard of a ninety mile an hour
wind with no tornado? I know I've never really paid
that close attention until recently when we've had all these storms.
These winds were so freaking insane, dude, so loud that
my wife was closing the bedroom door, like, oh no,
because if the window blows out, we don't want to
be in that room, and we close the blinds because
if the windows blow out. The glass hopefully is protected

(09:30):
by the blinds a little bit. Didn't think about that. Well.
We had Bazer's doing all her work right on the
bed next to the window, and I said, what's next
to you? And she's had a window, And I said,
if that blows out, you know, it's gonna land on
you and kill you and you're gonna get sucked out
the window. That's what I'm saying. So we had to
get smart about it. I was like, where's the cat. Oh,
he's laying in front of another window. Could everybody just
get away from the windows. So we My thinking is

(09:51):
that it becomes a tornado when it lifts off the ground.
That's why it wasn't. But I don't know. I don't
know that's right. But as they they weren't strong enough
to lift off the ground, I guess I don't know
what that means. But wind's in the air, so I
don't know. But I my wife watches those Nashville Yeah
whatever those weather people here weather and I thought I

(10:12):
heard them saying like, oh, it has a chance for
this wind to get off the ground. That's and I
may listening in the background, but I could be totally wrong.
Someone that does weather, please please tell us, because we
have no freaking idea. But there were trees down everywhere.
So the trees I drove in my neighborhood, some of
the people that homeowners had trees. At my apartment, I noticed,
we really don't have older trees. The younger trees don't

(10:33):
go down. No, they're really flexible. But dude, at our place.
It first first thing that started to go with shingles.
You could just see it getting under the shingles, and
then all of a sudden, there they go airborne. Then
it gets under the siding and I'm talking big ass pieces.
It's kind of partial, partial wood and like something else.
It's like different stuff. Okay, so I don't know exactly

(10:56):
what it's made of, but do twelve foot long pieces
of wood or flying through the I mean, if one
of those whipped back at us, it would have broke
all our windows. Did anybody any of them hit the cars? No,
because they were flying just right below us. So there
was probably seven that came off the wall. And I
went out there and I was filming it, and I
was like, hey, that was kind of dangerous. Actually, my
wife said at one point, you gotta stop doing it

(11:17):
for the GRAM. Just get the hell inside. No, no no, no,
If you don't get it from the GRAM, it didn't happen. Like,
people need to know what you're going through. It's sort
of like the reporters that get sent out to hurricanes
and they're just standing there in the torrential downpour and
the wind and signs are flying by. I'm like, you
have to be the least like reporter in the staff
to say, hey, you know what you're going down to Miami.

(11:38):
It's gonna be a hundred mile in our winds. I
need you to stand outside. Lets some of them get
off doing that. Man, that's how they get the rocks off.
I don't understand that. Now, brother Pitts, you want to
talk about damage. I mean, brother Pitts is here and
this dude he's up in Springfield. Hey don't even live
in Nashville and we're talking stores brother and I mean brother,
we need to talk about it. What happened now? There

(12:00):
bub hurricane hurricanes. Um, it was dry. We didn't really
have any rain down No, we got no more. And
that was what was crazy is it wasn't a rainstorm.
It was literally just wind and Bob I don't mean
this funny. Our condolences to you and you're up, you
guys up there in Springfoled. Thank you because it was
a hell of a lot of damage. Yeah, and real
talk some unfortunate crab to some nasty stuff that we

(12:21):
won't talk about it now now and I'll talking about
your people getting injured. Um, the it was I don't
know what they quoted at that, but it was probably
sixty five seventy mile an hour winds. It had to be.
So now you grew up in Kansas, how come that
doesn't turn into a tornado? I don't understand all that stuff.
Over three it was Wizard of ozish Like I was
in my front window and I'm watching just all that stuff,

(12:42):
you know, just typically what's what everybody sees when we win.
I was just like crazy, like man ship might be
literally blowing away and my property. So I start looking
around and I go out in the backyard. A big fence,
the tree lines. There's a tree line fence behind my property,
and all that laid over and buckled my fence. And
what wasn't buckled from the trees, the wind took and
wrapped and laid it on the ground and broke a

(13:04):
bunch of stuff. So and then all the trees down
my driveway, the bulbs, you know, the base of the
tree in the ground. I don't know how big it
is now, but the trees are probably thirty feet. They
planned in when I bought the home, whoever bought it
and sold it to me, and now they're good, good heights,
privacy all later over, like the bulbs, the ground was breathing,
for lack of a better way to describe it, big
the hole, yeah, because all the it cracked and when

(13:25):
the wind I was just watching it, just terrified because
if it you know, if it I don't know if
they were big enough, they're telling enough trees. I don't
know if the girth of the tree would have done
damage at home because it's a brick home. But it
was all like, oh my, how many trees you lose?
Seven along my driveway, two in the back, and then good,
oh god, No, I got a question. This might be
a dumb question. So you know how the roots kind

(13:48):
of come up and there's still attach to the tree anyway,
you can just prop that back up and put it
back in the ground. It's not a dumb question, but
I just don't think. I think you absolutely can, depending
on the size of the tree, Like it's just too
If they're too heavy, you can't do it. Yeah, I
mean how do you how do you get it to stand?
The brother? Are you going to be dealing with all this?
Or you got high and he lost he lost his
shingles too. Yeah, the roof of my detached garage got

(14:09):
to already. Think the apartment complex, man, they're fixing the
shingles yesterday. I'm like, guys, I'm a little hungover. I mean,
could we have given it a couple of days were
beating on the dude, they were already beating the hell
out of the apartment. Well, yeah, but if there is
I don't as much as aesthetically you wouldn't look good.
But I think if it's truly damaged up there, I mean,
the roof isn't there for aesthetic purposes. It was it
was at I don't think there was leaks, but your

(14:31):
your yours was like a domino effect. Well, I've got
the garage has the same roof that I went up on.
I'm talking about your trees. Your trees that they just
one land on top of the other, on top of
the other on top of the other. Yeah, they're all
kind of they're laying. But my driveways open like barely.
They're all at an angle, so like you couldn't drive,
you couldn't drive a truck in my driveway. Bit since
I have a car, I'm able to go under the
brain because I thought it was like a domino effect,

(14:52):
like we're going to see in the NFL because now
that Derek Carr has signed, Oh he's going he's going
to New Orleans. Oh, it's like, oh quarterback carousel here
we got toes are like, we're fine with Tannehill. We are.
Why don't you pull the fan base? Ray? I owe
you an apology? Thank you? What what am I gonna
apologize to you? Thought about Kansas sucking? No, no, no,

(15:15):
that didn't matter. Here's what here's what I want to
apologize to you. A month ago, Ray had an inside source,
inside source with the Tennessee Titans. It didn't surprise me.
Ray always has. And Ray said Derek Henry will be
traded from the Tennessee Titans. And I log on to

(15:38):
Twitter today and everything trending Derek Henry is being shopped
by the Tennessee Titans. I mean I hate to see it.
I probably will throw away all my gear. I'm done
with that team for all intents and purpose, honestly, not
even to be funny. Why what, like, are you just
cleaning out the closet because you yet J Brown? And

(15:58):
then I mean, well, I think AJ Brown thing I
think is what got that old GM fired, getting rid
of him, getting rid of him because the receiving corps
was so bad this year. The whole team was the
receiving corps was bad. They were just not very good.
It wasn't a very good team. So I think they're
starting over. They're needing to clean out a little bit. Like, yes,

(16:18):
Derrick Henry, you can be competitive. You could be nine
and eight, you know what I mean? Like, Okay, we
can compete, But are you gonna win the Super Bowl
with Ryan Tannehill, Derek Henry? You're not there? So what
Derreck Henry? Is he being shopped because he wants to
be shocked? Like No, I think I think it's more
he has a little bit of value still left, so
you might as well get something for him and then

(16:41):
start over and know that well. And in addition, you
have to as a GM know that you don't have
a team to offer him, So why have him? I
don't have anything to put around him. So if he doesn't,
like you say, have a few years left, you know,
why do you want to waste him on your franchise
when you know you can't stack the deck enough to
make him even matter. Yes, so Dereck Henry on the
way out maybe, But Derek Carr going to the Saints.

(17:02):
It was talking about he's going to the Jets, He's
going to Caroline. He chooses the Saints does right away
if Aaron Rodgers doesn't go back to the Packers. Is
Derek Carr the best quarterback in the NFC? I mean
that's a hot take. I don't know if I want
to really break down all sixties. I mean, here's the
only ones I can think of, Dak Prescott, Cousins, Stafford,

(17:26):
who else? But I mean, I've never really said Derek
Carr is amazing. I don't never take it in fantasy.
But I'm not saying right, I'm not saying he's amazing,
but he's not as like, he's not bottom half of
the league. And I'm just saying there's no Oh, Jalen Hurts.
I guess you could say Jalen Hurts is better than him. Sorry,
that may have been a bad take, but delete that.

(17:48):
No, no no, no, I'm just talking out loud, like when
I see him that he's signing with the Saints, he's
the best quarterback in his division. All of a sudden,
you got to bet the Saints to win the division
because the Bucks don't have a quarterback. Dude, that division
handlers don't have a quarterback. The Falcons don't have a quarterback,
is if fair? The thing with Derek Carr, which would
be interesting to see is what around you makes who

(18:09):
you are. Meaning we'll say, for instance, your friends, right,
but I mean you're friends. Don't forget, don't forget where
you came is the song? Um No? My point is,
how do you think if you would have if you
knew nothing about Russell Wilson and you just saw Russell Wilson,
you introduced Russell Wilson as a Bronco, You're like, what
this guy? But right, but you've got him and his

(18:31):
success with Seattle, right, so you know if you're a
football guy that you know that that's talent, why isn't
it showing up? So would Derek Carr would be interesting
to see if what was around him at the Raiders,
whether it be coaching, I don't know how healthy the
you know, the you're breaking out an organization when you
take people, when you put them in environments where they thrive,

(18:52):
Like you can have somebody and put them in a
situation and it may be a great situation, but it
may not be adaptive for them, So you never No,
I'm not not sold on Derek Carr. And it's not
like he's played against lack luster company Mahomes twice a year.
He's playing against freaking Justin Herbert twice a year. He's
playing against now gonna be Sean Payton and Russell Wilson

(19:14):
twice a year. And he has the most disfunctional organization
the Rugs, I mean our nett, I mean the whole
Raiders organization is a dumpster falls city. It takes all
those things though, because at the end of the day,
if you want to win, you have to have the
things that money can't buy. That's that's like the chiefs wellizations,

(19:39):
guys that work together or guys, you know, and not
just football, in any sport, you know, the guys that
separate themselves are the ones that call practices when they
don't need practice or get together and discuss things or
get like. So, when you don't have an opportunity inside
of an organization or a franchise to build that, you
don't have pieces that are there every year, when you're
walking in every morning to your job and you're seeing
a different person who's in charge of you, it's very

(20:00):
hard to build anything. And that's where winning starts. Yes,
and I think the Chiefs good organization, Patriots, great run organization.
Why don't the Cowboys win? Not very well run? Because
Jerry has his hands and everything and can't back off.
Then that's I mean, that's honestly gonna be his his
last his dying day. He's gonna be the meddling owner. Yes,
that's why. How how come everybody can see it but him? Why?

(20:24):
I mean Jerry when they did Hard Knocks, Jerry was
fielding phone calls. Okay, ceedee lamb, He's he's good to go,
okay good. He doesn't ever need to be getting that
phone should be removed from that bro Dude, it's a joke.
He's the one doing the telephone telling people seede Lamb's good.
So that means I wonder if the Jets a told
Derek Carr, I mean, I don't know, said hey man, thanks,

(20:47):
we're interested, but we're not gonna go Derek Carr if
they were. If Saints have ten quarterbacks, no, no, James
Winston's gone. What about the tight end? It really come
down to teams. As much as I think we can
realistically speak that if you're a quarterback on your way out,
which he is, meaning that on the back side of

(21:08):
the hill, per se on the last years of his career,
whatever that is. Car, you know this is probably not
going out. Cars. He's been posting all over Twitter. He's
moving into ministry. He's being a preacher now because he
knows there's life after football, right, He's just on the
back side of thirty. For like, if you want to
talk like music terms, like, so, do you want to
be in the AFC as a quarterback? No, that's I

(21:30):
think that could also be a factor when you talk Jets.
He was in then AFC, right, which he really I mean,
that's hard to compete. I just wonder if maybe he
was interested in Jets and the Jets were like, hey man,
we're really interested in you, but we need to find
out exactly what Aaron Rodgers is going to do, whereas
the Saints were like, hey man, we're ready to commit
to you right now. We don't care about what Aaron

(21:51):
Rodgers is going to do. We're not in the Aaron
Rodgers sweepstakes. We want Derek Carr. That's who we want.
You're our number one choice. And maybe he wasn't the
jets number one choice, or maybe the Jets were willing
to sign him, and he said, you know what, let
me look at the AFC hell to the know, Well,
what did Jets do? What did they do with Cougar Hunter?

(22:11):
He's still there, but he's not going to be their starter.
They have to be all in on Aaron Rodgers. Now
that means the Titans aren't getting him. Well, no, no,
the Titans could be all in, but I don't think
the Titans would be shopping Derek Henry if they were
all in on Aaron Rodgers. Why would you? Yeah, So
I don't think the Titans are realistically in on Aaron
Rodgers when I see what they're doing, I don't think

(22:32):
they're realistically in on anybody, because who would it matter
at this point who you're in on if you're getting
rid of all the pieces that put around them. Right
like I think they're I think they're making it very
vibrantly clear that we're changing the oil. But what Derek
Carr signing does, though, it drives Aaron Rodgers price up
even more. He just helped the Packers get even more

(22:54):
for Aaron Rodgers if they're going to trade him. If
he says I want out of Green Bay and I
want to be traded to another team, Let's say he
says I want to be traded to the Tampa Bay
Guess what, Oh you want Aaron Rodgers, Guess what it's
gonna cost you more now? Because guess what, Derek Carr
is not available? Who else are you gonna go get?
Jim Everybody goes to Tampa Bay, everybody goes to Florida.

(23:15):
Retire Jimmy Garoppolo, players, Tom Brady, Jimmy Garoppolo. Is that
your Is that what you're gonna go with? If you're
the Jets? All last time he was banging a porn
star last I heard. I don't know what he's doing now.
I mean, that's wise. He was with the forty nine ers,
but now he will not be with the forty nine ers.
So it just basic, that's right. And Aaron Rodgers, Hey,

(23:35):
I'm not gonna drag this thing out. Guess what, Aaron Rodgers,
we're still waiting. The only one you are dragging it out.
He's out of the darkness, but we're not. No, he
was supposed to figure out what he was doing with
his life in the darkness. He didn't figure out shit.
He couldn't see not. I mean he was insecure in there,
though he said he was in He went there four
days and rubbed one out. I already snuck in a

(23:56):
flashlight and got kicked out. Well, I mean that's the thing.
You're not gonna go into some place that's a damn
hobbit hole. Snap one off every time you get lonely
and learn something about yourself. I know I'll never do
it again. But I mean, why why do you? Like?
I mean, you're a goozillion billionaire dude, Like, any fucking
room in your house can be dark. Go pick a floor,

(24:17):
pick a room, turn the lights off, and go away.
Like why do these people? I get tired of? Brother.
I'm going to write a book on rich people spend
their money on the dumbest shit, And that's when you
realize people start to have money when they make the
weirdest purchase. So you want you're going to a darkness.
You're paying Hey, Hey, go into your room and shut them. Hey,

(24:38):
look at me, look at me, Look at me. I
can't see you the look at me. This is why
they do it, because look at me. I want the attention. Hello.
But we feed them. I know because it's so Aaron
Rodgers decision is right now. The him and Lamar Jackson
are the biggest dominoes in the NFL. Tannehill about Lamarte

(25:03):
tan Hill, but they're the biggest dominoes in the NFL,
and the Tannehill was a game away from owning the city.
Tanneh will or Tanna That Cincinnati Bengals game will haunt
him for the rest of his career. Brother, I woke
up with the worst hangover. I cheered for him too.
We threw an interception on the first play of the game.
Saw it. The city of Nashville will never recover and

(25:24):
I'll hang up and listen. It was. I mean like
he had the opportunity to win it, just like Vince Young.
I mean, the city was around him back in the
day before he acted like a child. Well, I don't think.
I think Jeff Fisher that where I got here. I'm
just saying I remember, I remember the city of this.
He didn't jump on the bandwagon until he moved here
ten years ago. This is a fun city to be
in as a sports person, like, especially the way city

(25:44):
that the city gets behind you know. So to me,
the thing what Tannehill is you obviously have skills or
how you wouldn't either. I see zero desire to win, dude.
I mean the guy in the third level, four beers
in has more desire to win that football game than
you're doing. It shows on the first one. Hold on,
I mean when you get off, when you don't get
your third down, you're the first one on the sideline,
sitting on the fucking on the sideline with your helmet off,

(26:05):
like act like you care, like half like you care,
like you want to not not to not because he's
my horse, because I'm sure there's lots of quarterbacks out there,
But like Patrick Mahomes, he's not sitting on there. I mean,
he's doing his business when he has to, but he's
standing on the sideline, charing on the defense or doing this,
or will you when they're down, Patty's going around. Stop,
let's let's get it's not it's not just okay, I'll

(26:25):
wait for my next time to go in, like just
sitting on the thing. Like there's things that just set
different people apart. And tan Hill had his chance. He
just needs to be gone. And even if they're starting over,
start over with let's some legitimacy. You own it to
the city to have some legitimacy because it's an infectious
city for sports. They're even talking about adding basketball and
baseball to the city. I mean, we get around everything.

(26:47):
And then you've got a lackluster football team. You've even
got lack luster. They had one bad season, guys, one
bad great month. Like you guys are acting behaviors are
they displaying that show you that they have more pride
in their organization than the fans in the seats? What
behavior did they know? You a man? What behaviors they don't?
They traded away the best wide receiver who won the

(27:09):
Super Bowl the first year he left the team or
he got to the Super Bowl didn't win it, and
then and then you Derrick Henry, well, god knows where
he's gonna go. Here's if you're gonna land players may
give him an opportunity to shine. That's on you at
an organization I didn't have. The players won't want to
go to your organization. I didn't have a problem with
the Titans trading AJ Brown. A J. Brown wanted a

(27:30):
certain amount of money. The Titans didn't feel like A J.
Brown was worth that type of money because a because
he was injured a lot when he was on the
type of Eagles get to the Super Bowl with that
A J. Brown this year? No, But did the bat
shows he is important? That right there? Why do you
play a player that just made a team Super Bowl?
Did the Chiefs just win the Super Bowl without Tyreek Hill?
I don't know. You'd have to roll back the footage.
I don't think he played exactly which right, And that's

(27:54):
what I mean Tyreek Hill. When when the Chiefs got
rid of Tyreek Hill, me included with all the everybody,
it's like, oh my god, what are the Chiefs doing?
How are they gonna win without Tyreek Hill? Guess what
we raz, brother, they did because they figured out a way,
they changed things. They realize, you know what, we had
a number in mind of how much Tyreek Hill is
worth and Tyreek Hill thought he was worth more than that,

(28:16):
and we thought, you know what, with that money we
can still get we can still make our objective, which
is winning the Super Bowl. Yes, I think we just
move a few things around and it happened to come true.
But that's that. That's coaching, because it's all right. It
could have been wrong, and that's what the GM gets
paid the big bucks for. And that's why he lost
his job is because that he decided to show me

(28:37):
that you were trying to make your team better. When
you talk about losing Tyhyreek Hill as the Chiefs, yeah,
you didn't want to lose him. He's the best player.
But we still have to move our chess pieces around
and figure out a way to Yea, he did show
me why we had good intentions. It wasn't that we
wanted to lose Tyreek's like craft. We're not gonna be
just like you said, we can't figure it out. Okay,
he's got to go. Now, we've got to move forward
with this plan. What planned to The Titans have getting

(28:57):
rid of all their people, but they had a play
team with no They moved up. They've drafted Treylon Burkes
thinking he could be just like aj Brown he was,
and they got an extra third round pick and they thought, okay,
we're gonna draft Malika Willis with that pick. That right,
and they thought that could be our quarterback. Of the
fature of somebody to catch the ball and then draft
somebody who can't throw it to him. Well, that's that's

(29:19):
what happens, you know, smacking yourself off. Well, I mean,
it's a sad. I'm excited about the dark room talker.
You're right, but I'm excited. It's exciting. But when people
show you who they are, believe him. Yes, But that's
what I'm saying now. The Lamar Jackson's wrote that I didn't.
I don't even where I hears something Instagram that was
playto what I love is the Aaron Rodgers. I hate

(29:41):
Aaron Rodgers, but the drama around it, you don't hate anybody.
Oh I hate Aaron Rodgers. He's so annoying. The drama
around it is all consuming because we love football and
we want to know where is he gonna go? And
it's gonna shape the whole offseason. He knows that you
want to know, and that's why he can do. He
was gonna go a month ago before he went into
the darkness. But he's not gonna you until a month
from now, because what you say, look at me, look

(30:04):
at me, and then what do all the people do
that he's talking to. Look at him, look at him,
talk about it and talk about But after we'll be
right back, and I'm gonna tell you exactly what I
hate right now, besides Aaron Rodgers, there's something that drives
me nuts and it is ruining one of the most
special things in the world. I'll tell you right after this. Cyclists.

(30:25):
It's possible to drive around town anymore. No, it's not cyclists.
I absolutely hate bracketology, Joe Lnardi, all these bracketology experts,
because you are you're ruining one of my favorite things
in the world. One of my favorite things in the
world is coming up this Sunday when you watch CBS

(30:50):
and it's the Brackett Reveal Selection Sunday. Let's see who's
in the tournament, Who's in, who's now? Who sixty eight?
I thought they are, well the playing games. I think
it's sixty eight and then they get it. But it's
all let's see who's in, who's out? What seed are
they gonna be. Guess what, Now, with all these bracketology experts,

(31:12):
you already know ninety nine percent of the time which
teams are in and what their seed is gonna be.
So me watching the bracket is like, well, okay, cool.
You get to see who they're gonna play, which is exciting,
but I want to be like, oh, Texas is a
number three seed. That's crazy. They've been talking about it
for the last month. Every game you watch, they and

(31:35):
everybody's like, don't look at it, don't look at it,
don't look up what seed they're gonna be. It's impossible.
I'm watching any game this weekend. Oh yeah, Duke's playing.
Well that you know they're they're they're they're projected as
a force. Like, I don't want to know that crap.
I want to be selections to kill all the buzz
of it, kills everything about it. Like that's what I

(31:56):
love about this coming Sunday. I sit down on the
couch and I watch it when they flip the teams
up and you see the teams react on TV. But
now ninety nine percent of the teams know they're getting
in because these stupid bracketology experts, they have to know,
because they have to plan, they have to have the venues,
they have to have the TV time slots, they have
to have the travel for the people to go. The
drives me insane. I could keep it from us though.

(32:18):
Where's the Final Four at Nashville? No, it's in Houston. Oh,
I'd have picked a different city. I don't know all that.
Do you think Nashville ever hosts? I know we hosted
some of the SEC stuff. I think we even hosted
around of the tournament, and they might they might be
able to host the Final Four when they get the
new Titan Stadium built. You need a football stadium, are
they and I haven't heard. I've heard some of the
talking about where they're putting it, flip flopping it with

(32:40):
the parking lot, But are they doming it? Is it
gonna be a dome. It's gonna be a dome, so
it'll be super Bowl, super Bowl eligible. That's why they're
doing it. I want a super Bowl. Get ready for
more traffic, guys. I hope you're planning ahead two hours? Yeah, dude,
real talking. If they bring a super Bowl here in
my hair, I have a three four bedroom house that
will be airbnbat I will not be home that weekend. Well,
they're gonna trash your house and you have thousands of
dollars worth it. That's fine, that's fine, brother. I don't

(33:01):
know if they be Well, you thought your tree damage
was bad? Way to airbnb? Your house is some drunk
they're if you think about how much they're gonna trash
your house when they find out it's an hour from
Nashville's thirty five miles maybe thirty with that win we have.
But you want another man banging a woman in your bed? No,
I put them upstairs. Yeah, he clocks. But here's the thing.

(33:25):
I mean, I am so excited, like this is the best.
This Sunday is the best day like and then obviously
the start of the tournament. But Selection Sunday is almost here,
which means is I'm sad because college basketball is almost
over and I freaking love college Anybody get the rocks
off on Selection Sunday. It's just the day when you
get to see the teams and you see start feeling, hey,
am I gonna have a perfect bracket? Yes, you start thinking, man,

(33:48):
I know you're gonna bracket it up? Or what? Now
the doll Show's fallen apart. Honestly, damn with Eddie Gone,
I don't think we're doing one shining moment bracket anymore.
What do we call it? Coin flip man, coin flat madness.
I don't think we'll do a coin flat madness, but
we can maybe do a bracket. I don't know. It's
a lot of work, and maybe I can set it up.
I don't know. Oh no, I just can't know. Um,

(34:09):
but it's so exciting because white when that bracket comes out,
you think you're an expert, and you know one of
those teams is gonna be the national freaking champ. You
have to The first thing I do is I have
to figure out which four is gonna beat the thirteen.
You have to pick a four to thirteen sixteen over
a one. I can never do it, Monmouth n C.

(34:29):
And also, I mean, who can because your brackets at
from the beginning, like who can? You can literally a
bracket that means something. You can literally pick a sixteen
over a one. Hey, and let me say that. I
can't write it now. Literally no, you can't pick that
or you're gonna lose your bracket. But my thing is
ESPN with the bracketology too much Also, they're doing these
stats on the bottom. I feel like sometimes they just
have to feel the bottom line. It goes unc Asheville

(34:50):
first time making the tournament since twenty sixteen. Cool, that's
an awesome stat. I thought it was about to say
from since nineteen twenty something interesting. One percent had been
Harrison's first trip since twenty nineteen. I mean, I know
there was the team from last year, Merrimack or something
once again this year they made their conference championship, uh

(35:10):
game whatever tournament. The other team automatically got the NC
double A tournament because they just now went Division one
and so they have to wait five years before they're
eligible for the tournament. Two years in a row they
that they've made in Division one. They've made it their
conference championship basketball tournament, but it didn't matter if they
won or lost, because they weren't getting in the tournament.
That is. I still do not understand the rule. I'll

(35:31):
never understand. I don't understand. There's gonna be a ton
of upsets this year and watch kick them? What screw all?
The number one is Kansas A one Kansas right now.
According to Joe Nardi, a few weeks ago, they were
a one seedon no matter how they finished up the season.
Bracketology experts on every single website not only is Kansas

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number one or the one of the one, they're the
number one overall season. And let me just go ahead
and tell you Kansas Kansas is not. They're only giving
them that because of how tough to be. Five watched
him every damn year game. I lose every parlay. Thank god,
I finally gave up on him. They just got boat
raised eighty. They didn't want him. They weren't trying to
beat Texas, but they didn't. It didn't matter, but they

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You just don't know who you're gonna get. But that said,
watch out for teams like Indiana, Iowa State. I'm telling
you Tray Saxon Jackson and Trace McSorley. They are good
and Joe Indiana is good. That Perdu. I don't care
about Edley. He is so two can't move. He's gonna

(36:34):
go two for fifteen in the first round of the tournament,
mark my words, at least terrible. And then two Perimeter
guys that are from West Lafayette and they've never left
a private school. Those kids suck. Watt Perdue. I just
feel like I just no, no, no, they're bad. I
watched Purdue and they are slow. Here's the whole Big Ten.
They're slow, plotting team Big Ten. I'll have two teams

(36:55):
in the tournament, Indiana and Purdue, and I'll hang up
and listen. That's about all that you get in because
they give They put ten twelve teams in from the
Big freaking Ten every freaking year, and they're all out
of the one seat because the strength of schedule, how
tough the conference is. And they're and they're really good.
They're good. They're good. They're good. They're not coach champions.
They are un they are the champions. There's no one

(37:17):
else with them in the Big Twelve. They won the
Big twelve title outright, Okay, awesome? I thought we tied
with Texas. No, because Texas lost the TCU last Wednesday,
which made Saturday's game irrelevant. Yeah, and also, so do
they still play the Big twelve tournament? Yes? So why
does Kansas have to play in it? Why can't they
just all? Kansas has never cared about the Big Twelve.
Here's my playing. They have to play it, but they're

(37:37):
gonna buy the first round. Then they'll play Bright, West
Virginia or TCU second round, or I would I would
love for Kansas to lose early in that tournament. Win
one game, because the game matters, not lose one. Win
one game and then lose the next one. Boom, that's fine.
All those other teams, you're gonna beat the shit out
of each other, exactly states, the Kansas States, the Baylors,
the freaking TCU, West Virginia Tech without a coach, Texas,

(38:00):
Texas spend their coach. I mean, you go, by the
way I heard it, get picked up by somebody. No, no,
he just got suspended. Text his coach just this thinking,
I'm sorry Chris Beard. Yeah, I was thinking, Texas, where
did he guys? I heard he went to jail for
a little bit, for a couple of hours. I social
dropped the chart like all that regard, yeah, circumstance. But
I did hear that he got picked up, not that
I know of. I thought, where he gotta? There was

(38:21):
something else to talk about? Something. I mean, look, I
gave you a couple of dollars. You'll turn your head
to bub No, yeah, pieces like that, that's it. You're
just a piece of shit. Well, I mean that's why
he got it dropped. He gave her money, right, Oh,
no suspension of Mark Adams likely to prelude his dismissal
from the Texas teching giving the benefit of the doubt.
But yeah, he's the true if that's if you're really
guilty of what you're being charged for, there's no amount

(38:41):
of money you'll do it again. And I pray for
her safety. He like, yes, but it's a great week.
But bracketology is ruining it for me. I've already know
who the number one seeds are. I know who the
number two seeds are. I know who the three three,
the number three seeds are, other than just ranking and
where they're putting you, which is the obviously the reason
for the ranks. Like, I don't see any powerhouse teams.
There's not. There's not because Duke North Carolina in Gonzaga,

(39:05):
the perennials ain't there. And I'll tell you that right now.
Hang up and listen. Wasn't it awesome watching Carolina get
beat at home? I mean, Coach k left in absolute
disarray because there's a bunch of equal teams in this tournament.
There are sixty eight teams with not one head and
shoulders above the same with last year. I mean, everybody

(39:26):
thought Gonzaga was heading shoulders above everybody in Kansas one
which everybody picks Kansas except Kansas and me. Fair you,
fair well. But I'm just saying, you don't beat him
pick Kansas last year to win the nationale champ He did.
Once the brackets came out, I love it. Yeah, you
got paid, yeah, blessed, but won the family poll. I
think I want you want to how much money? Zero dollars?
It was just for family, that family brag and rights.
But bring up for Christmas. I just want to let

(39:47):
you guys know it's been a great year, even better
for me because I whooped that ass in the March
madness and all the love Kansas has been getting lately,
I'm just like, oh, I don't like it. Hey, they've
been playing bad the last two and a half weeks.
They peaked about three weeks ago. They were looking unbelievable,
and then everybody starts talking about him. I don't want
anybody talking about him. And I'm worried because teams just
don't go back to back. They don't teams don't win

(40:10):
national titles back to back in college basketball, it doesn't
happen going into the season. I have not seen the
UCLA's the hair. I haven't watched them. Well, if that's
a winner, I haven't seen it. I will tell you this.
UCLA is one team I have my eye on because
they got Tiger Campbell still he's that little point guard
and they've had two deep runs in the NCAA tournament

(40:31):
with him running. And they got that one guy with
the headband long hair, Duke and Ball. They still have
that long hair, dude. Yes, I remember him. It's hair
all over the place. Yes, question. I think this could
be fun. But don't forget about Drake. I watched Drake yesterday.
They were looking great. They won by thirty they exactly,
they won by their They upset. They were number two
in their coat Drake, Drake Canada bed segment Drake. Because

(40:59):
I do a lot of these schools, are they it's
a rapper. Drake is in Music Indiana. I have no idea.
I just think it'd be fun to get a list
of school university. What about Texas state? Blub what state? Oh,
come back to it? Um? What about Pepperdine? Drake is
in des Moines, Iowa, Iowa where's Pepperdine. I'm trying to

(41:22):
think of you Pepperdines in California. Okay, that's a fun game.
When the bracket comes out, we're gonna play that game.
Here's something else I did, like Bradley I think there.
I think Drake was playing Bradley Bub. What about what
Shaw State? Um? It's uh, it's near Kansas. It's where
it's real near. Bradley University is in Peoria, Illinois. Bub.

(41:44):
What's the only thing in bub? What about? What about Belmont?
They got beat? They're not going to the dance off?
They go every yere sucks? What about that game? I forget?
It was southey, Missouri State, and they were kept showing
on ESPN where the team thought they hit a three
to win the game, but it was actually a two,
so over time they got lost. Killed. No. Yeah, so
they hit it three and they start celebrating because the

(42:05):
win sent that team right, and so they pile on
each other and then and then all the time they
lost probably and they lost myself because it was a two.
They had the U Fouria thinking that they were winning,
and every how do you not because he made a
sole and how do you like, emotionally is whoever was
playing in Southeast Missouri state, Yes, and it's emotionally how
do you recover because you think you've punched your ticket?

(42:26):
You It was like that Kansas Memphis National Championship game
when when Chalmers hit that three to time, Memphis thought
they had it one and we're so brighton because then
if you saw when it went to obviously you watch
it went to open and they just they were deflated
like they they'd already kind of celebrated rightfully, so because
Chalmers hit that crazy three. But yeah, yeah, I just
felt bad for the team. It's gonna be a weird
team that wins it this year. You're gonna this is
gonna be if you want a future bet, this is

(42:47):
when you can win a ton of money. So it
was a future at Iowa State. In Indiana, I liked
the likes of Indiana. If they getting an easy quad,
they getting a Kansas Quad, Give me Indiana, Trace Soorley Williams,
Tray Saxon Jackson. They got two premier players that are
playing in the league on Sunday other days of the

(43:07):
week to watch out for. Texas. Texas is a veteran team.
They have a bunch of guys that are like fifty
five years old on their roster. They are tough. They
worry about me. They scoring wise, they worry about me
because they go cold for an NBA guy on a
team to win the championship. And I'll hang up and listen.
Yeah you kind of do can I just say this

(43:28):
would be funny if we don't do brackets, because I've
done this in the past. If if we get a
bracket and you sell just a team and we do
a raffle me yeah, yeah, like you don't know who
your team is gonna be. We could all do it.
It's like twenty bucks a person and just and the
and the and the way that you could keep because
that's only you do. If everybody, I don't have to
seventy two teams even the playing whatever, everybody get the
severybay have a chance. But then you could do more

(43:49):
than one meetings, so you wouldn't leave that all your
listeners might you might do like five of them, but
it's nothing you'd have to keep up with because when
you were done, you were done. You just get your team. Okay,
we picked Jennifer, You got Kannesaw State for your ten dollars. Yeah,
guess why you ain't gonna win, Jennifer. But that'd be
the fun of it, and that'd be fun. But sixty
seven people are gonna get screwed one person. But that's
the whole fun of It's sort of like I did

(44:09):
want him for that reason. I'm out. Oh, it's actually
pretty fun. It's sort of like the the end. You
don't have to pay just one person too. You can
pay like Final four. You can pay if your team's
won the Final four. Because we did that in the NBA.
I put it up on the Facebook page. It's like, guys,
why don't we do this? So you I think we
put ten bucks or twenty bucks in each and then
you draw an NBA team and if they win, if
their first regular season, what's your conference or East your conference,

(44:30):
you get money and then the overall champion gets money.
It's a way, it's a way that you can have
fun with the listeners. But it doesn't take a lot
of work to do. Okay, if you pick a shitty team,
it's fun for the game. No one game and you're
done the whole scene, right, But what happens if you
pick a shitty team and that team turns into one
of those teams that goes deep. Bradley sucks. Is Arkansas
making the tournament right now? They're projected as a nine

(44:51):
seed and I don't know how they were. They were
tenth in the SEC. If they're ninth, that pissed me off. Dude.
I had him in the parlay on Saturday and they
just rolled by Kentucky. And Kentucky ain't great. They got
a bunch of guys that can go cold for about
nine straight minute. Here's why I don't bet the last
game of the year because it's senior Day. Was that
one senior day? Oh, they're all senior day before these

(45:12):
cons So it's just I never not that that's a
big factor, but he just never. There's lots of emotions,
and a senior day, you don't know what you're getting
out of the players. Some people might do what they
don't normally do, trying to impress people. I just don't
like senior trying to impress grandma. Arkansas finished eight and ten.
Did you see the game where tried to go up
and was washing something? Oh it wasn't a win. Well,

(45:32):
he tried to and the Texas Kansas Texas Kansas game. Okay,
dude was at the end of the game. Everybody, he
goes to go up to go dunk it, and I
don't even know what slipped out of his hand or what,
and he just kind of Now you go to the
y and you see guys trying how to play basketball,
That's what it looked. And he got to drop the ball,
you see, honest, he needed one more room and he
went and just threw and they weren't playing defense. He

(45:53):
there was like twent ten seconds letting. He drolls up
to the basket and he if I if I miss
it and I'm the defense, get by me. You want
that rebound. You always protect your goals. I don't care
the score. I'm I'm taking a flavorant. No, after he
does it, I'm gonna go up and shove his ass.
Oh yeah, really, you want to pad your stats like
I remember, this may be the wrong name. Ricky Davis

(46:18):
tried to do that. I don't know it was Baron Davis. No,
Ricky Davis had he was one rebound away from like
a triple dumb. They didn't give it to him. So
he went up and he shot it and got the rebound,
didn't he go to He went the own basket and
shot the own basket, so it didn't count, so he
didn't get the triple double. I don't know if it's
Ricky Davis, but that's the name that pops in my

(46:39):
head for some reason. You gotta do it on the
other basket, but you have to do it on the
other basket for it to count. But he went, he
got the inbound pass and just jumped up in his
own basket shot it. How do you tell your boys
you're a team player in the locker room? Sorry, boys,
just wanted to do that. Kid. Hey guys, I'm not
gonna say I'm trying to pad my stats without telling
you I'm trying to pad my stat How do you
do it? They? When do all these dumb the games

(47:00):
start next week? Right? Yes? Because these are the this
is Big East tournaments. Then these are the big tournaments
this week, and then the play in games will be
Tuesday and Wednesday, and then the actual tournament will be Thursday,
so it will be pure pandemonium. I will say, we
got the perfect job to watch these games. A guy

(47:21):
working at a lumber mill, I mean, got a blow
because you're missing all the games on Thursday. The only
in high school, we snuck out of school. Now I
have a radio jobs like I've been able, fortunately enough
a majority of my life to watch all these games. Unfortunately,
you work with people who want to watch the same
ship as you, so that kind of helps a little. Unfortunately,
we're gonna take a break and we're gonna come back
and we're gonna talk about I don't know what, but
we'll be right back. Talk about the Bones Jones fight. Right,

(47:46):
that was a hell of fight. Oh my god, you
want to talk about it. Oh, don't worry. It was
part of the parlay Bones Jones, but Arkansas aft it
up around two pm, so I had no money down
Bones Jones. I mean I was looking. I've been counting
down to that fight. I've been counting, mounting down to
see him walk back in that ring, do some damage,
be amazing and gone, gane whatever the cyril gone. You

(48:12):
want to talk about absolute puts. It wasn't a good fight.
It was two minutes in thirty seconds and Jones, Bones
Jones choked him out, and he did in two minutes
in thirty seconds of the first He didn't land one punch.
Bones Jones. I don't think punched him one time. How
was the betting line? Like, well, it was minus one

(48:33):
fifty maybe to plus two hundred. Bones Jones was just
a slight favorite they started out. They were even when
the first came out. I think they were both minus
one ten or something like that is what the announcer said. Well,
people's name Bones Jones brother his brother Chandler Jones, the

(48:53):
defensive heys yes, and then also his other brother played
for the Ravens. Both have Super Bowl victories. The house
party I was at, what it was the fight? Eighty dollars?
How much was it? Yeah, like seventy nine bucks. They
didn't want to pay, so I was trying to pull
it up on our websites that we give around to
each other every once in a while. A house party
didn't want to show out eighty bucks. And also, I
don't know, maybe they didn't have cable. So anyways, I

(49:15):
was gonna stream it from my phone and do a
screen chair. We couldn't figure it out, so I never
got to see the fight. I was damn. I stayed
up and I was like, Oh, this is gonna be awesome,
This is gonna be awesome. This is gonna be awesome.
Here we go, Here we go. Joe's he's got kind
of a gut. Now he looks kind of fat. Uh,
he's not ripped like he was back when he was
you know, two of five. I mean he was had

(49:37):
a belly and I'm like, damn, he's out of shape.
But he put on like thirty or forty pounds, like
he had to bulk up because he was not a heavyweight,
and he had to bulk up. He took three years
added some weight to his frame. And I'm like, oh,
we're about to see a banger. It's gonna be a banger.
Two minutes thirty seconds gone. What an absolute piece of
crap opposite banger and you were cheering for him. Oh,

(49:59):
I was ever Bones Jones and everybody he's our favorite.
Me and lunch love Bones Jones. Here's the thing about
Bones Jones. He watch he's not a great human. Like
he's done some terrible things. He did spank, he did
some smack, he did some steroids, he did some of this,
did some of that. He went down ski in the
slopes fits you know what we're saying. So not that

(50:21):
he's made the best decisions ever, but a fighter. As
a fighter, he expect he's amazing to watch. He's amazing
as he kicks. Yes, he kicks. He just just unorthodox.
He's his skill set is that's why they call him
the best of all time? And oh what about McGregor. No,
McGregor stopped. I what is this guy? I was so

(50:43):
fun and I thought, oh, this is gonna be great,
and it really wasn't great. It was like two minutes
thirty seconds it was over and he's like, who is
he fighting? Like I said, I know less? Cyril Gone?
Who's the number one heavyweight contender in the world. The
thing was Bones Jones was coming back to him. He
had button three years and so you're pretty sure the
last time I watched it was at your house. He's
just not in shape. Do you think like viewing was

(51:05):
he just not ready for gon? Was? He's been fighting?
God has been fighting. He's the number one heavyweight contender.
So yeah, absolutely, Gone was gone? Okay, he was gone
real quick. He gone got his paycheck. He just whipped
him and was done with it. Yeah, like what do
you think that? Let me ask you this, do you
think it because money rules everything? You think that was
put together? No? Nobody's gonna allow them to get choked out. No, no, no, bro,

(51:27):
Now I do let me choke you out and punch
in the day. I do believe gon knew that he
had to knock Bones Jones out because if it went
to the scorecard, there was no damn way. I'm just saying,
how much do you that you could have gotten played?
They put all that how much money that they make
are the actors a no? No, Okay, I didn't get
don't watch it, But what do you think you're in

(51:48):
some sort of I'm just telling you if somebody came
to your if somebody said, hey, bro, can you train
for a month, kind of I put together like a
fo six pack there, act like you look like no,
go in there. I'm not saying he isn't. I'm just
saying you were talking about how bad this dude's performance is.
Is it possible he just took a paycheck and went
in there and kind of played the No, because you're
gonna get more money if you're the champ, because the
next you defend it up getting millions boost their blood

(52:08):
at least. I mean, I mean, you stay there, literally
did not punch it. Nothing, nothing there was no punches thrown. Yeah,
I want my money back. I worked on it for
about thirty minutes. He couldn't get it on the foot.
The other fight, it was a good card if you
didn't have that shit in one hundred and fifty seconds.
Bubb us out No. Uh the girls seven Jenko. I

(52:31):
don't know how you can say her name. She's like
the best champ all time. Sounds hot. She got upset,
she was winning the fight, winning the fight. She goes
for a spinning back. The girl jumped on her back,
choked her out. She shocked the water. You can't ever
leave your neck open and expose like that. That's all
it takes. Great I mean, Joe about that. I don't

(52:55):
get that ship. Why do you want to watch that?
Why do you give it? Bub In Austin, we used
to go to these bars that were dedicated to UFC.
You would go in and there'd be three hundred barbaric
men and actually checks would go too, and the bar
was rented out for UFC, and they're all there to watch.
They're not as popular here. I haven't I'm not hating.
I just don't understand it. What was that place called
Sam's Boat or something? Did you ever go to that dude?

(53:15):
We did? In the whole barbub two hundred TVs are
on UFC. You're the so you would have been the
only person. I'll be honest with you. I'll just be
I don't like seeing this. She like, but I would
walk out. I don't. I just don't like seeing that
stuff I'm building. I don't know what the appetite for
that is. I don't hate on him, I respect him all.
I just don't want to see blood and shit and
people knocking each other hurt, like for what here, here's
what people hurting. My wife used to be like, oh,

(53:36):
I can't watch this, And now she kind of understands
the aspect, the aspect of it, like it's like it's
a it's a chess match. You're trying to impose your
will on someone else. So those barbarians played chess. Yeah, deep,
I mean I understand everything that goes with it. Like
I said, I just it's not like I don't I
turn my head. I don't want to see that stuff.

(53:57):
It's like I feel like I just I don't like,
why are we I don't. I don't know. I don't
have that in me to want to just like you said,
like the barbaric or the conquering or that at will
or imposure will and something. I just I don't understand
the desire to I don't know. Well, but you're you're
definitely the only one in the world that has that viewpoint,
because you know's never been bigger. I know, I'm weird.
I don't think you're the only person, but I get

(54:19):
But it's also but it's also weird to me that
you'll watch football where they are knocking the out of
the chase. We've talked before. The goal in football is
to get the football into the one hundred years, one
hundred yards down the field, into that thing and then
go back on. Yes, and the goal of the UFC
is to get them to tap out. I'm quitting. Also,
I just I feel like you, oh, the sport itself

(54:46):
could I think the behaviors could possibly scary, Like what
do we not see in the match? Like what kind
of people are? What? Yeah, that's what scares me, Like
what what, Bob, I'm sending you to the darkness retreat.
I want you to figure out UFC and four you can't.
You can't turn that on. I guess it's my point, like,
if you're able to get in there and be what
I consider an one fight, and that's that's what you go.
You want to fight that imposing your will or whatever

(55:06):
Lunchbocks has doing. Whatever, you're seeking the bub, it's their profession.
I'm right, But I don't think you you go home
and you're sitting on the couch, you're you're not a
radio guy. You can hang out like, it doesn't change
who you are as a person. I feel like that
kind of anger, in that kind of rage, in those emotions,
and that in that platform of emotions going from one
to the other. Do you really think they can disconnect
when they go home or do you think there's some

(55:26):
kind of that I think they can when things don't
go their way. Do they react to those in a
ring situation when they're not in a ring? That's one
thing I think about. So I don't I don't like
those behaviors in fighting, and I don't try to display
any of that behavior, whether it be for fun or sport.
And again I'm not casting, No, I just don't think
it's a positive space to be in with one hundred years,
ye ask the net, the net not be casting? Yeah,

(55:47):
I just I think it's the same thing with the NFL.
Though the NFL you have to have screws loose to
play in the NFL. You have to have something in
your head that clicks, that allows you to be that
violent that quick. And I don't know the violent. I
think you have to have something to have that championship
desire because I don't even think them. I don't think
the UFC fires are trying to impose the violence. Like

(56:07):
I'm not trying to say they're bad people, no, no,
but I say, when but a linebacker, when a receiver's
coming across the middle, you are trying to inflay some
that are trying to do You're trying to inflict pain.
You have to be crazy to do. You have to
have it something. I think that's frowned upon even within players.
Like I think players are not trying No I'm not
saying hurt, but you're you're trying to knock that football out,
so you're trying to hit them as hard as you can.

(56:29):
You are trying to get them to say, oh, mercy,
like I quit, I'm done, like And I think that's
the same thing as the UFC so NFL players they
play a very violent sport. So I think the turning
it on and off is the same thing as football
players too. Oh tell me more. You get turned on
and turned off? Yeah, and they you just gotta keep
swiping your credit seven minutes when you just swiped, damn it.

(56:54):
You gonna buy one swipe, get one free. Hey do
we have many more segments? We got nice. We're gonna
take a break and we're gonna come right back and
we'll have one more segment chickens. And it's a question
I gotta ask Pitts ask away, bub Me. Kevin and
my wife went to dinner. It was a chill It
was a guy's dinner. Oh you guys went to a

(57:15):
dinner before Morgan Wallen. Oh, I couldn't make it. So
it's Rippy's. It's basically bar food. It's like we're talking
five stars. So we're just eating there. Well, there's a waitress.
Waitress is single. And I said, Bubb, I know you're
a little bit of a bitch. I said, but bub,
I will get this woman's number for you, and I
will give it to you. Where'd it go? By the way?
So hal od, So, bub my question to you is,

(57:36):
did you text her. I lost the number. I don't
know nothing. I was going to text you, but I
got him straight up. Came back from going to the bathroom,
and he may be making all this. No, I don't
know if she's single or not. And I don't even
know that I hit on her. I was just, you know, dude.
So I gave her him a phone number of a
girl that was definitely a good number in Nashville standards.

(57:56):
And he lost the fucking paper. Can you bleep that?
We got the f bombs? We gotta calm down on those.
But what in the world, how so you were flirting
with this chick? We started? I was kind, like I'm
always kind and I'm always engaging and I try to
make people feel and you got a great personality, and everybody, yes,
I got you. I believe she had a little bit

(58:16):
of red tint to her hair, so she was kind
of dirty hot and bub's eyes. Yeah, she had. She
had a nose drink too, so something to hold on to.
It was all. It was like like a bullhorn nose
like a bull or just like something you can just
get a you know, flake and just get a flirt
and just kind of teasily. Everyone wants to have the
tip of her nose thumped and super friendly. I mean,
she was bringing us drinks, left no questions. I had
to be asked, here's a napkin, Oh, here's your sausage plate.

(58:38):
She was coming over every two seconds, and so I said,
this is perfect, Bob, I'll get her number. So on
the way out, I go, she said, for everyone's weird too,
because I'm probably like no, I go, bub, I'm gonna
get her number. So she comes over and she has
the pin because we're checking out, and I go, hey,
let me go throw your number on there because I'm
gonna give it to my buddy. I was like, I'm married,
but he's single, so he's gonna hit you up. And
she was, okay, I'm also a writer and I wrote

(59:01):
a book. Do you care if I put the book
title on this paper? And I go, yeah, write the
book down, but make sure you put your number. And
so I presented it to Pitts and he totally, here's
here's what Here's what's messed up is He's right, and
I didn't do it on purpose, Like I put it
in my wallet and it is not there. I actually
look not to call her, but I was like, hey,
you know, going throun things he gave me, What do
you mean to call her? I mean, obviously if she

(59:21):
gave him the number that she might have, she might
have either she was just like oh god in game.
I don't know, but I mean she was. She wasn't unattractive.
So it's not like I wouldn't have text her. It's
not a big deal to me. I'm not sweating it,
but it's not something I would have ignored. If Wow,
young girl gives your number, he'd be at least respectful
text her. Well. Hopefully if she's a young girl, I
would ignore. If it's an of age girl, I would
then I would take you like, I'm just saying, yeah,

(59:43):
she was probably Yeah, Um, I'm not going. I'm not
going to a bar. None of these waitresses coming up
to me or my age. Well, that just tells me
that we're gonna need to go to the tournament here
at Bridgetone and guess what's right across from Bridgetone, the
same bar that we were at. I'm down, and Don's
gonna go get her number, but this time he's gonna
ask it face to face. Yeah, I didn't know that
I was flirting with her. But Ray Ray looks out
for me because I'm single and I'm shy. But I

(01:00:04):
was talking to this girl and then I went to
the bathroom. I came back and he did have me
a piece of paper and I did keep it and
I did not lose it intentionally. I don't know how
I lost it pants. I don't know. I don't lose shit.
Good did you look in your pants pocket? It was
Do you think did you tear apart your car? It?
Maybe I may have put it inside my console. I'll
look again today and it could have blown off because coach.
It was so windy and we walked out to Hurricane.

(01:00:26):
We couldn't even eat our food and we're trying to
sit there and talk to each other. Dude, I had
sausage flying out of my mouth before I could swallow this.
It was it was nuts, bro, It was what you
were out in. It was crazy weather. Um, And she
probably listens. Everybody in this Nashville listens to the podcast.
So hello, if you're listening, I will get back. I
will get back to the good news is you're playing
it cool? Because she just thinks you're cold. Yeah, she

(01:00:47):
thinks like, oh you know what I mean, like like, oh, yeah,
he's not hard to get. Yeah, like he was gonna
call me right away, but no, he's gonna wait. The
four day rule or five day rule or whatever it is. Leilani,
don't worry. He's still in love with you two. Don't worry.
But you just haven't made any moves lately. I even
sang that night we went out and we did karaoke.
We need to go do that together. By the way.
That's fun, right right, you'd be awesome, dude. Thank god.

(01:01:09):
I got kicked out of the bar. I go to
the back. I heard that. Ray said, I can't even
act sober. He's like, I'm trying. I can't. The guy
at the stage wouldn't let him in because he was
learning his words. It's like, I can't even act it.
So we headed home. After the hot shirt. You go
to the stage and you try to get in well

(01:01:29):
to the back alley door, because we know we're not
stupid like tourists. You know you can sneak in. So
me Kevin, right, Lauren, Yeah, the other girl that works
with the pits, my wife. Let's all have fun to
guy guys. I go up to the bar to right,
or the bouncer, I can't even fake sober, and he goes,
you're learning your words and like barely standing up. Yeah.
I was like, so what about He's like, I can't
let you in, and then then he tells Beazer. He's like,

(01:01:50):
I mean, I'm trying to be cool. He's like, but
he can't even talk. She's like, you're right, let's get
the black car. We hit up the stage for a minute,
but then you know, people are on top of each other.
So then we stopped by I think Sonny's and Okay
dogs saying you're a man from Josh Turner and I
sang Randy Travis. You guys ended up at karaoke together,
singing to each other deep the Holler with Justice. Yeah,
with a couple of girls. Well all friends and friends

(01:02:12):
of his. I mean, not any significance people friends of them.
That's pretty funny. We had a great time. So you
fell in love on Friday night? I didn't, but I
had a super good time. I mean you you're fall
in love like all these people are falling in love
at the Combine. I love the Combine because I love
all the reports of people getting so infatuated with these
freaking players. No, no, man, no, no, the guys are

(01:02:32):
in tights. There's no pads, there's no defenders. Oh there's
a four one there, it's a four one. Well, guess
what you're never gonna have unless you're playing naked on Sunday.
You're never gonna see that time from that play. What
about the guy jumping up and touching the thing unless
you can jump up like Odell and catch it with
two fingers. I don't care that you can jump that high.
Oh except for the defenders coming you can jump over

(01:02:53):
and my guests or you want to know? The only
staff that matters that the combine? It's their nut size.
And I'll hang up in list why I got shut
down too big, Bob? That is? I mean they measure
everything else I would. Can you measure the size that
they're hard at that combine? Is there a machine that
measures how much they want to win? Show me what
you cut in such your chest? Boys? Is there a
tape measure it for girth of that heart? Did you

(01:03:15):
guys see the one guy that closed his eyes when
he was running the dash and went crooked a little
bit and he ran into one of the cameras. But
I mean, I love these reports about close your eyes.
You have no balance? Can you try to stand stand
up and close your eyes on one foot? And I've
been closing my eyes sleeping this whole podcast. I know
he was closed his eyes trying to get into the
stage and he couldn't even get in. Say what the

(01:03:35):
combine stuff bores the Jesus side of me and I
I don't even know where over the Do we even
have a first round pick? Yes, you have to because
you traded Tyreek Hill. You gotta have, like I mean,
we have to have. We can trade your pick. We
might have traded away our twenty twenty three pick in
nineteen ninety seven. We don't know who. I have no
idea trade years down the road, but we have the
number one pick. If you didn't know, I know. Are
you getting rid of furs or who? Are you getting

(01:03:57):
rid of your quarter? I helped the Spurs, dude. Now
we're getting rid of the pick. We're getting the pick
and we're gonna keep Fields. And why why? Because you
get more draft picks? Man? Because you want this is
this is my no, no, no, no no. You have
one more year with Fields. You get Fields one more year.
It's too cold for I agree with you that that
made him sound like a little bitch, which made me
think he's not on a long term solution. But when

(01:04:19):
all these quarterbacks come out this year, they're not slam dunks.
You know who's a slam dunk. Caleb Williams quarterback USC.
We know you've been sucking him down exactly. You've never
heard of him. It tastes great, and he's gonna come
out next year. So hey, we're gonna keep Justin Fields
so we could suck again and have the number one
pick next year. Be whoever we trade this pick two.

(01:04:42):
They obviously sucked too, so they're gonna draft a quarterback
and odds are they're gonna suck again, so we're gonna
have their number one pick next year also, so we
could get the number one pick from them next year.
They suck. There's Caleb Williams sitting there waiting for us.
There's no Peyton Manning, and there's no Andrew Luck. There's
no slam dunk number one overall pick. But there's no

(01:05:05):
there's no slam dunk number one pick, So you have
to trade the pick roll with Justin Fields one more year.
Then we'll get someone that doesn't give a shit that
it's cold outside a whole lot of and that's it.
And it's not cold here. Pits has got a tea time.
It's eighty degree. We gotta go happy freaking Monday. I
mean the hurricane good boys, I've been hitting them good.
Where are you playing? Imagine where are you playing? Drive

(01:05:26):
would have been if you hit one on the day,
were like, if you it just happened to line up
the way the wind was going there, I was gonna
say against you, it might have gone twenty yards backwards.
Oh it would There's no chance. It wouldn't have win backwards.
It would have you would have win. It would have
been awesome to try to hit into that win because
I legit believe it would stop that ball and send
it back. Also, I watched Survivor's season premiere last week.
Some of the worst gameplay I've ever seen in Survivor history.

(01:05:46):
I don't know what's going on. Need defined the idols
like when I was a kid, Like that's still on TV. Yeah,
I don't know what is going on. If they did
some unbelievable editing, but they made some people look really
stupid because they did things and I'm just like, why
would you do that? Tribe is spoken, and I mean,
I know we're wrapping this up, but can I just say,
before before he gets before he gets to October, can

(01:06:07):
I just say I was a Royals fan from the jump.
We're nine and two in spring training, matters where I
come from, and I mean shit to you, and just
a shout out to k Dog because his Red Sox
are six and zero. You know what I'm saying. Other teams,
you may say it's spring training, but it matters to us.
But you're jumping about ten sports right now. Now's we're
trying to cover you talked about. I mean, you talked about,
we talked about all kinds of ship. But I'm just
telling you sports it's my jam. Unless you can pick

(01:06:29):
a hitter that's gonna get a hit every day. I
don't give a shit about baseball. Well I don't know
any of the hitters, and and I gotta study the Royles.
I gotta get cut back up on him because I've
just been football mind. But I just did see where
spring training. We're nine and two, so it's promising, all right,
And that's uh, that's just I mean, nothing says baseball
like fucking Royals. She's she's a Yankees fan. I couldn't

(01:06:49):
name a Royal. I couldn't either. I mean, what Prince Edward,
what is it? I don't know. At catcher from the
best thing that's happened is Zavadora. They're speeding up the
games so you can see if your guy got a hit,
you can get your march on to that. Five point
six million. Still cheating, the Astro still cheated. Did the
new rules change that? Are they stillsible for postseason? You

(01:07:11):
need to get off that because they're amazing. That's right.
They won a World Series without it. They they are,
They are so good. Everybody was cheating. When he got
his metal back, I'll see you in ten years, Astro fan,
and he gave a nut back to you. Really cancer,
you try sit on that bike. No, no, can't. That's
not good. That was strong. That was wrong. I've got
to I've got a live strong trade mill Shary. Where
are you playing? I think pebble Brook. I brought a

(01:07:33):
pebble Brook shirt. I'm not a pebble Brook. I got
the wrong shirt on odds. I break a hundred yes
yes no, yes, no, yes no I've been hitting him.
Good boys, got the grip, figured out the odds on today. Yeah,
I'll say you break one hundred of your drive is
god awful. I believe the rest of the year. He
didn't see me drive last time we played. No, I
don't know. I don't remember your game. By the way,
my game I haven't played about three months. We need

(01:07:55):
to play, Raymond. I know you've been I never know which.
Just like Ma Holmes, brother man, um, you get I'm good.
I like your I like your play by play. I
think you did great at that. Um, let's get around
on the books and get me back on. Do I
get to come on more since Eddie bailed on you? Yeah? Yeah, cool?
All right? Anyone of buzzes? How do I do like
a buzzer? One? Two, three? Is that good? It's pretty good?

(01:08:18):
That's not bad? Well, how's that? As a speaker Part

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