June 17, 2024 • 41 mins
If the game doesn't even matter then why do we even play the game? Lunchbox is upset that we are decided to crown winners without without factoring in how they played the game. Pirate Girl had very specific qualifications she wanted in a dude and one guy was wasting everyones time when it was his asked one stupid question at the taco shop.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Coaching, ah coacher coaching. Are you ready, let's do it,
Let's do it.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Yep. Arnold is off today.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
Yeah, he's always off.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
I mean, so he went out on Broadway with Abby
and they went to Gars, they went to Hampton Social,
they went to the diner, which is twenty four hour drinking.
And we're not seeing him today and we may not
see him all week.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
Yeah, I mean live golf coming up this weekend here
in Nashville. You can pay four K and you can
play with Taylor Gooch. You're guaranteed at least six holes
with the professional if you pay four K the day
after the tournament. So a week like next Monday, show
me your good or if you want to play in
the program this weekend, ten k man ten buy it. Yeah,
(00:48):
you don't even have to be like dude, play.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
With Brooks kept Kill, Dustin Johnson the whole time, taking
ripper magoose.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Do you think they play in the proram.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (01:00):
I thought, I I don't know, kind of thinking it
was warm up holes. Maybe they do, maybe the big
stars do. But it says you are guaranteed at least
six holes with the professional. So I'm playing eighteen holes
and I only get six of them with a professional
for ten thousand dollars.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
If we are rich, I'd do it.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
Yeah, I'd take a chance, and then we'd get some guy.
I've never heard of, Pat Perez.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
But did live? Bring over anybody that's unheard of? Yeah?
All kinds of names, aren't they? Hold on?
Speaker 1 (01:24):
Let me You want me to go over the live roster.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Live, Well, let's intro the show.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
Paul Roster. Okay, I can already tell.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
You rom Uh Bryson deshambo.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Okay, Okay, Phil Mickelson, Okay. Now let's go over the
people you don't know? Abraham Answer heard of him? Richard
Bland Nope, Dean Burnmester no, Ben Campbell no, Larie Canter no,
Luis Carrera no, Paul Casey yes, John Catlin no, Eugeno
(02:05):
Chichara no, Bryson d. Chambeau yes, Sergio Garcia, yes, Taylor Gooch, Gooch,
Brandon Grace heard of him? Tyrell Hatton? Yes?
Speaker 2 (02:19):
And say his name normal is Tyrol Hatton.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
Lucas Herbert, Yes, you've never heard of that? I have
Sam Horsefield, No, Charles Howell the third?
Speaker 2 (02:30):
Are we doing this the whole? Ross?
Speaker 1 (02:32):
Matt Jones I.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Was having fun with it for about thirty seconds.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
Okay, Uh Ginciro Kazuma, Anna Barran Lahiri, Uh intro the show,
Adrian Moronick no sabbat. Yeah, I've heard of Sebastian Muno's
Andy Ogletree Wade Rangeby. I mean there's so many people
(02:57):
you have no idea who these people are, coach, so
you could pay ten dollars getting stuck with David Poog.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
That just reminded me, I swear to god, it reminded me.
On this one guy a host in at X You
hear who? I just said to you No at one
of the radio stations there. It doesn't matter, I can
tell you. Ever afterwards, dude, So on his way out,
he was like kind of getting squeezed out. Dude. One
time he just opened the show and he was reading
the weather in cities around America for ten minutes.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
That's what that turned. Who dude?
Speaker 2 (03:29):
And so another guy, the midday guy, ran in the room.
He's like, is everything Okay? What is happening? I said,
that's how he decided to open the show, and he
just go Phoenix forty five, Chyenne, Wyoming sixty two. Dude,
he just went that all over America for ten minutes. Dude,
he lost his mind. I was laughing so hard. It
(03:50):
was actually pretty funny.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
That is so funny because it's actually no idea, okay,
and you're gonna get dude, he just.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
Kept doing it. Tampa seventy five. Dude, I thought he
lost his mind. And you would targe. He would keep
it on there because it's like, what is happening? Because
you want to see how long it's gonna go. And
it went for ten minutes. The Midday Gay Midday guy
ran in the room and said, is everything okay?
Speaker 1 (04:16):
It's like, uh, when we watch that Man on the
Moon movie and Andy Common would read the book like
he would be like, what is this? And then you
stay because you're like, there's no way he's gonna keep going,
and he does keep going, and then he just keeps
going reading the book, and then he keeps going reading
the book, or he put the tint on stage, got
in the tin and just went to sleep, and people
(04:37):
stayed because you're like, surely he's gonna pop out of
the tent.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
That's why it's genius. People say surely. They're like, you're
when you're reading the golf list. I kept thinking, surely
he's gonna stop, and you kept going That's when I
know you're starting to go crazy.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Hey, don't forget don't forget about Kale Samuja No. Uh,
Cameron Smith, you know, yeah, Caleb Surat, he's the one
from Vandy No or Tennessee. Hudson Swapford, Yes, Peter Julie
Lian no, uh, Kieran Vincent No, Scott Vincent No. And
(05:14):
last but not least, Matthew Wolf.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
Yes, Matthew Wolf. I have the weird swing. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
There were some other ones I skipped, like Bubba Watson
because I know you know that. Yes, there are a
lot of players you don't know, so you could pay
the ten k or six k and get stuck with them.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Dude, live golf though. It's actually for the first time
since Eddie passed away a couple of years ago. Because
we thought it was gonna be bigger. It ended up
being just a flop that was never televised. The guy
still got paid, but nobody knows how to follow it.
We're actually kind of following it because it's in our city.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
That's pretty cool.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
Yeah, it's we're finally in two years later seeing it
come to fruition.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
Let me check Nick and Karen. Still nothing from them.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
I'm gonna hit him golf send a feeler, because dude,
they're always inclusive. I know.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
They're very nice people. They are. They came to the convention,
they came to Vegas. They're very nice people. It's just, yeah,
I invited into our convey but they have not invited
me to their castle. All right, cool, But anyway, let's
introduce the show man.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
Yeah, there's a couple of people on it.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Hey, happy Monday.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
All right, we're gonna do it live, I said, he
went out already.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
We oh the one, two, three sore losers?
Speaker 1 (06:19):
What up, everybody? I am lunchbox. I know the most
about sports, so I'll give you the sports facts, my
sports opinions, because I'm pretty much a sports genius.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
Y'all. It's Sis, and I'm from the North. I'm in
Alpha Male. I live on the north side of Nashville
with a Broadway girl. We moved out there. I got
a great place there in the countryside. I drive to work.
There's no cars, there's cattle, there's fences. I get into
the city and I'd become a city mouse. But for
the most part. I'm a country mouse and that's where
I go all weekend. And I'm not gonna go to
the country the city for some time. I'm staying in
(06:51):
the country over to you. Right.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
I was waiting in line the other day a taco place.
How's it going man, and gonna or some tacos? Lines
a little bit long. Didn't realize it's gonna take that long.
I suggested, Hey, I'll pick up dinner from here and
told my wife. She's like, yeah, that's a great idea.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
Dose Bros.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
Dose Bros. Yeah, Uh no, most tacos, but Dose Bros.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
It's supposed to be some big thing, bigger in Chappoutlo.
What is Dose Bros Brand new? It's just I'll give
my full review, but it's uh, they're starting in the
burbs and then they're moving into the city, is it?
Speaker 1 (07:26):
Uh? Oh fast fresh Mexican grill. Hmm, never heard of it.
I thought it was gonna be coffee, but that sounds
pretty good anyway.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
So I Dutch Bros. Right. I get in.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
Line and I'm just standing there and there's one person
in front of me, and then there's a guy and
a girl in front of that person, and he's wearing
like an old like youth football jersey, like from the eighties.
And he's got these big, old baggy pants that you
could probably fit three people in.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
That's probably in style nowadays.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
Definitely a hipster. And then she and let me tell you,
she was attractive. She was good looking, but she looked
like a pirate. She had like a bandana on kind
of silk and oversized Harley Davidson long sleeve white shirt okay,
and just said Harley Davidson on the pocket, and then
the short shorts where the shirt kind of hung below
(08:20):
the short.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
Playing a couple of bangers. Right.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
She's kind of tall, nice skin, bronze skin tone.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
Thanks Coach for the police profile.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
Yes, nothing that I was creeping or anything.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
But I could draw her picture right now, Yes, you could,
brown hair, long hourglass and she's just talking to this dude.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
She's just like, yeah, I don't know, I just need
a guy. I just really and so I find, you know,
right off the bat, I realized they're not together, got it?
Not together? Because I think they're on a date, right,
That's what I assume. And she's like, I just don't know,
but she goes, I can't have someone that's into vintage,
like dresses vintage because that's me. I'm vintage. You're looking
(08:58):
at yourself and I'm looking at her, and I'm like,
is that Harley David's shirt vintage? So if he liked you,
so if he dresses like you because you're kind of
a hipster and you like vintage clothing, he can't like
vintage clothing.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
She's maybe talking about the country shirts that are the throwbacks,
those are vintage.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
Yeah, it was interesting because she was like, I don't
want it because I'm vintage, so that's my thing. She
goes in, I mean, I don't want like a corporate
guy because I mean I need an If he's a
corporate guy, he's got to make a lot of money.
If he's a corporate guy, he's got to make a
lot of money, because that kind of lifestyle is not
what I want.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
She's like in those podcasters, those little pops, and you're like, oh,
She's like.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
Yeah, those podcasters, they think they're so cool, they're stupid.
So definitely not my type. She goes because, I already
make enough money, so I don't need him to make
So I don't like that corporate job where he has
to work Monday through Friday. Like, that's not me, yay.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
Life an't like that. You don't get you just pick
and choose. It's thrown at your slapped in your face,
and you deal with it.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
And she's and he was like, well, I'm kidding, and
she says, He says, well, what about you know, what
about that one guy? What was his name?
Speaker 2 (10:04):
Up? Who is she talking to this dude?
Speaker 1 (10:07):
Yeah, the dude she's talking to, the dude with the
oversized football jersey. It was number forty seven, like it
was blue writing, Burt Star got it. And she he
was like, oh, whatever happened to that dude? You know
he lived over there? You know, like it was He
was like it was a few blocks from me where
he lived. She goes, Oh, yeah, it's so weird with him.
It's like we'll hang out for about a month or
two and then it just kind of fizzles, and then
(10:30):
we'll call each other after a couple of months and
we'll hang out again, and then it just fizzles, he goes.
She goes, so, I don't think he's in it for
the long haul, and I just don't know if he's
he's my guy.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
She's like it's so it's like really good sex, and
you're like your whole ears, you're you're leaning in so
much you're about to follow over.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
I'm like, come again again, so we'll do doggy yeah,
And she's like, you know, like I don't want like
a lawyer type, you know what I mean, because that
just seems like a stressful job, and I don't want
my guy to be stressed all the time.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
Oh my lady, I said it once, I'll say it again.
You can't get pick and choose and pick you gets
slapped in the face. You deal with.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
It, Okay, that's cool. And she was like, oh, you
know what, you know what I need you? Remember that
night we hung out and your friend Patrick was there.
That's who I need you. I need you to give
me his number. And she he's like, well, I have
his number here. She was like, well, or his instagram,
(11:26):
just his instagram. I'll send him a message.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
So that dude's a facilitator, he's hooking her up with
other dudes.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
Yes, so he's just the friend. And he goes, well,
this is a long line, dude. Oh dude, it took
it took a long time.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
Okay, because you're already into the sex life. Now you're
seeing them facilitate.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
And he's like, well, he's still he's still with Rosemary.
And she's like, oh, well, I mean, I mean, i'd wait.
I'm not going to wreck anything. I'm not gonna you know,
I'd wait and then once the you know, if they
if Rosemary goes, you know, if they go their separate way,
then that's when I'll send him a message or you know,
(12:02):
just like, hey, man, it was good meeting you last
month when we hung out at whatever bar, and he
was like, I don't know if I can do that.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
As you've got cheaters anonymous private message.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
Wow, this is crazy. I've never and he's like, no,
I just I don't think I can do that. She's like,
I swear, I swear I won't wreck anything.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
You're gonna wreck me.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
And he goes. He goes, Man, he goes as much
as I you know, it's as cool as we are.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
You know this way, are you joining in on the
conversation because you're hearing it word for word?
Speaker 1 (12:34):
Then it gets hilarious. She looks up and she sees me,
and she goes and dude, I'm literally a can I
be honest with you? I'm taking notes in my phone
of their conversation so I can talk about it on
the pot because I'm like, this is unbelieved. I've never
this is a great conversation. This is interesting. And she
(12:57):
goes and she kind of is standing sideways, like facing
his ear. He's facing forward and she's standing sideways and
she looks back and she sees me, and she and
I hear her say, oh my god, you should see
the look on these guy's face back there. He thinks
we are crazy.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
He is just no, I'm just texting my lawyer, uh divorce.
Speaker 1 (13:16):
She goes, he has the eyes like, oh my god,
like and I'm like, oh my god, she sees what
I because that's what I'm thinking. My eyes, my eyes
are saying, oh my god, this chick is trying to
move in on a dude in a relationship. This is
good stuff.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
But did you act like you heard her and do
a fake laugh or did you just no?
Speaker 1 (13:32):
I just did like I was texting on my phone.
I was just like, I'm like, gonna, I look down
at my phone. Likes nexting my.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
Two year old. He's great with his fingers. He has
his own phone.
Speaker 1 (13:39):
And she was like, I mean, do I sound that crazy.
I don't know why he's looking like that.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
You don't look like a wrecker. I mean, I'm calling
the wrecker service. My car got toed.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
Yeah, and he's like and so the conversation ends with
him going, I just don't think I'm gonna I'm gonna
give you that guy's information. I don't think I can
give you Patrick's information. She goes, Okay, that's cool.
Speaker 2 (13:59):
But he was ready dude, and she's.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
Like, yeah, I just I mean, I just need someone.
I need someone that it can like on a on
a whim, you know, we can travel somewhere. We can,
you know, go spend the weekend at the park.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
Dude, that chick needs to go to Cemay fast Man.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
She sounds horny, yeah, and she was she sounds lonely,
but she doesn't want a corporate guy. But she doesn't
want a vintage guy.
Speaker 2 (14:20):
I'm not a corporate guy. I'm just sending a message.
And she was like, no, I didn't mean that, and.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
She said it's hard with musicians because they're just always
in the business. They're always on the road. She goes,
but I wouldn't mind someone in that business, but not
someone that travels all the time. It was fascinating, so amazing.
They she orders her tacos and he doesn't pay for him.
She ordered, pays her for her own tacos, and goes
and goes and sits down.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
Then you goes by. I heard so much of the
story already, ma'am. I would love to hear the rest.
And I've got a podcast.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
No, So then he orders, sorry, drink water, and he says, oh,
what's the difference between your regular margarita and your jumbo margarita? Like,
what's the size difference?
Speaker 2 (15:05):
Oh so this isn't dose, bros. You can drink.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
You can drink, it's mos taco man. And the girl
working in the window is like, oh, I'm not sure,
let me go ask. So she has to walk across
the restaurant to the bar and we're sitting there waiting, waiting.
I mean, we've already been in line forever.
Speaker 2 (15:27):
Dude, that's why you got to move to the country.
I would have already gotten my pizza, gotten the breadsticks,
gotten the little pepperoni putt puffs, and I'd have been
in the car back on my way to the country.
This is insane that you're in line. This long.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
I might have been in line for thirty three minutes.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
You've heard it all.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
I didn't know.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
I'd love to hear the rest of the story. You've
got a spare seat.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
I never realized how long it takes for people to
order tacos.
Speaker 2 (15:50):
Oh dude, that's my biggest pet. Peeve know your order.
Move on with your life.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
Like you've been in line that long and you haven't decided. Okay,
you can see the menu up there on the wall.
You should know what you want. You get up there,
and if you're gonna have a margarita, just order a
damn margarita. Get the regular or get the jumbo. If
you don't drink at all, what's the price difference? A
dollar fifty?
Speaker 2 (16:09):
Let's go bro and flavor. Sometimes I'm not even picky.
I know you're a foody dude. Sometimes I just be like, oh,
the cucumber margarita, just get it, and then comes out
I'm like, oh God, I'm terrible. Should just like, I
don't care what it's gonna taste like, it's alcohol, drink
it and move on with your life.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
So she goes across the restaurant, comes back and says, oh,
it's about you know, six ounces different. He goes, Okay,
I guess I'll do an ice coffee.
Speaker 2 (16:35):
Okay, that's complete opposite.
Speaker 1 (16:38):
Bro, Why the did you have her? But why did
you ask the difference between the regular and the jumbo margarita?
Have her? Waste two minutes of my life going across
the restaurant talking to the bartender and coming back and
you order an ice coffee.
Speaker 2 (16:56):
Yeah they have that and the kids menu for you?
What a real man order?
Speaker 1 (17:02):
How do you go from margarita jumbo irregular to iced
freaking coffee?
Speaker 2 (17:09):
He was gonna get a fish bowl and then he
decided to get a jolt to keffee two different drugs. Buddy,
wasn't that you want meth? Negs?
Speaker 1 (17:18):
I was so annoyed, so annoyed. I was just pissed.
I'm just here going what what are we doing?
Speaker 2 (17:24):
Like?
Speaker 1 (17:24):
You wasted all this time? Get out of here with
that crap?
Speaker 2 (17:27):
What are we doing? Like? Oh?
Speaker 1 (17:30):
Man, ice coffee? Why do you take that ice coffee?
Shoving up your ass?
Speaker 2 (17:35):
Dude, if you weren't married, you'd be mister steal your
girl friendship or dating. You needed to steal her and
get her away from that dude for real, he doesn't
know what he wants in life, and he won't give
Rosemary's number get out of town.
Speaker 1 (17:47):
No, I get him not giving Patrick's you know instagram handle.
I totally understand that he didn't want to be the
reason that that she slides in causes. Hey man, I
got your Instagram. I got your number from this guy.
And it's like, well, dude, like I'm in a relationship,
why would you give that girl my number? You cause
a fight between the friends. Totally get that.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
And I love somebody it's just gonna do a margarita
on a random Tuesday.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
Oh no, no, it was definitely a Tuesday.
Speaker 2 (18:12):
I love that lifestyle.
Speaker 1 (18:14):
Yolo, I mean yol, No, No, I love a guy
that's gonna go regular or jumbo. You going jumbo on
a Tuesday. That's bad ass.
Speaker 2 (18:22):
But she's good on money. Dressed like a pirate, drinking
on a Tuesday. She's good though.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
Yeah. Hey, hey, she's got employed, She's got her own money.
Like she said, she only has to work a few
hours a day. You know, there's some days I have
to work more than others. But I don't have to
work a nine, nine to five, So I don't want
a corporate guy.
Speaker 2 (18:41):
What are you a dental hygienist. I'm kidding. I know
you're a bartender.
Speaker 1 (18:44):
I know you're a freaking pirate. You work on Broadway.
I know you steal treasure around the ocean with your
little freaking headband that you got. All you're missing is
the eye patch.
Speaker 2 (18:55):
Where do you work at Treasure Island on Sixth Street?
Speaker 1 (19:00):
But I know this guy ain't the guy for you
because he gets up to the window and asks the
difference between two drinks and he orders a third one.
That's not even an option.
Speaker 2 (19:08):
I'm gonna get an ice coffee. Oh well, you obviously
don't have to get up in the morning early. Yeah,
get the ice coffee. We get it. You're fun employed.
Speaker 1 (19:14):
Yeah, but she ordered is so freaking annoying. So that
was my experience at the taco shop.
Speaker 2 (19:20):
I wish we had more though. I almost wish that
you would have sat in that chair with her and
just gotten more of her, or even got her on
the podcast.
Speaker 1 (19:27):
I would have loved to sat down with them and
just pick their brain about life, because they were living
the life where I had to get home to the
three kids and the wife. I had the dinner in
my possession. They were waiting, Hey, getting hungry over here?
You coming? Yeah? Sorry, line took so long. Dude wanted
to know the difference between regular margarite and jumbo, and
he went with the ice coffee. My apology.
Speaker 2 (19:47):
Anybody that opened in a line would be perfect on
a podcast because I'm just I'd quiet. I'm just like,
oh yeah, just tacos and drink. Lord, what do you want?
Like I barely talk. I can't believe somebody would just
vomit their life story a random line at moss Hockel
on a Tuesday.
Speaker 1 (20:02):
She vomited, I got everything in the dating history.
Speaker 2 (20:04):
Sorry, I got my mop bucket. I'm cleaning up all
this vomit. Thanks for all the podcasts, and we'll take
a break a ray. We have a segment. We have
no idea what to talk about.
Speaker 1 (20:19):
I have I I want to tell you.
Speaker 2 (20:23):
Hey, this is a pre record, So I got a
fake like I watched hockey and baskets now in the
US Open.
Speaker 1 (20:28):
Didn't you know it's a pre record? So I the
US opens over, congratulations to the winner.
Speaker 2 (20:33):
When when are we recording this for it? Because I
heard USA won the Olympics.
Speaker 1 (20:36):
Oh wow, we want we had the most golds. That's impressive, man.
I mean our freaking men's volleyball team. They were so
good to watch. I mean, how about how cool was
it to see Chase Budinger go from the NBA to
sand volleyball in the Olympics.
Speaker 2 (20:52):
And I mean the fact that they can the swimmers.
We went from Phelps, Tola Deci to Missy Frank to
now the new guy, John Doe.
Speaker 1 (21:04):
Dude, he is so good, good dude, he is phenomenal phenomena.
But anyway, so I want to talk about amazing race.
I watched it this season and I am so all right.
I now found out that it was filmed they still
had COVID protocols, so it was hard to do the
jet setting and the you know, plane switching in airport,
so it made it a little bit of a cheaper season.
Speaker 2 (21:28):
I feel like, you're well gave it away the needles.
Speaker 1 (21:30):
I know someone told me because I was getting pissed
about it. But my my frustration is they end the
final city was in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.
Speaker 3 (21:41):
Wan, Look, there's nobody in the streets that's gonna be
a photo finish.
Speaker 1 (21:52):
There's no I don't worry about getting lost because you
there's no one to get it. You can't get lost
in the crowd. I know. I am pissed because the
final city is Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, and they land and they're
running through you know, they're running to their cabs or
or their cars that they're gonna drive. And one of
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the three final teams, the guy's like, oh, we're going
to Lincoln Financial Field. Oh, I can tell you how
to get there. I grew up in this city. And
I'm like, well, how unfair is this?
Speaker 2 (22:22):
Yeah, that's unfair.
Speaker 1 (22:23):
But he was like, I grew up ten blocks from
the stadium. I'll tell you how to get there.
Speaker 2 (22:27):
And I'm like, well, that's the biggest built in advantage there.
Speaker 1 (22:30):
Is in the history of the Amazing Race. Like, there
is no way there shouldn't even be the option to
finish in the city that any of those people are from.
Speaker 2 (22:39):
And think about it. Logistically, you got whatever fifteen teams,
they're from this city, they're from that city. Okay, guys,
we can't finish in any of these eight cities. Right.
It needs to be Alaska, it.
Speaker 1 (22:49):
Needs to be nowhere. It can be in the same state.
You could have gone to Pittsburgh, but you can't go
to Philadelphia where the guy grew up ten blocks from
the stadium. So they never had to stop and ask
for directions. They never had to get out a map.
He just said, oh yeah, drive over here, go there,
go left. There was no chance of them getting lost.
Speaker 2 (23:11):
He's actually so well he has it's such on cruise control.
He's picking people up.
Speaker 1 (23:16):
Dude, he's timing by his aunt's house getting some freaking lunch,
you know what I mean, Like, hey, guys, we're on
the amazing race. We don't have any money for food.
Can you their backyard barbecue? Because they got such a
head start, because they don't have to stop for directions,
there's no chance to getting lost. One team drove to
a completely damn different state because they were so lost.
But not not that team, because he knew the damn city.
Speaker 2 (23:38):
Freaking Hoboken resident. They're like, oh, in a lap Hoboken.
They're like, go to the Chipotle on fifty thirty. It's like, oh,
that's where I worked in high school. Like get out
of here with this Clowds. That's actually on the producers.
They really should have vetted that.
Speaker 1 (23:52):
I felt so bad. Now listen, the best team won
the best team that was the best team all season.
They ended up winning but divorcing spoiler alert, But it
was so annoying that they had such an advantage in
that final leg. It was just like when he said
that and he's like, oh, I grew up tim blocks
from here. I'm like, over, don't even need to watch
(24:14):
the episode. You know who's gonna win.
Speaker 2 (24:16):
And the best part about Amazing Race is you realize
how not compatible a lot of couples are. Sisters would
do fine together, brothers would do fine together, and uncle
and a cousin would do fine together. A mom and
a grandma would do fun. Guys, get a guy and
a girl in a relationship and put him on the
Amazing Race. They all fight.
Speaker 1 (24:35):
There's a couple of years.
Speaker 2 (24:36):
There's a couple team Pink Dude.
Speaker 1 (24:39):
They were like traveling nurses, okay, okay, and they are
a couple. They've been dating for like three years. He
wasn't hitting or was.
Speaker 2 (24:46):
He no okay, because there was one season where the
guy was verbally abused ol that dude.
Speaker 1 (24:51):
His wife's name was Victoria. He was never fishing Victoria.
Come on, run Victoria, run Victoria. What are you doing?
Speaker 2 (24:59):
Just whoa you bag?
Speaker 1 (25:01):
Damn, I mean unbelievable.
Speaker 2 (25:02):
Guys, please air a domestic abuse commercial after this to
counterbalance what I just saw on TV.
Speaker 1 (25:08):
It was crazy back then, but this dude, he would
just yell at her like she he would just start
running and I think we're going the wrong way. Don't
do this, don't doubt me. Why do you always think
you're making this so hard? And he would just yell
and my wife and I are like, oh my god,
this is so awkward.
Speaker 2 (25:27):
Well you can't turn away from it, though, No, you can't. Yeah,
And like he would.
Speaker 1 (25:30):
She would pull out the map and he'd be like,
how hard is it to read directions? Like why are
you not? I can't do everything? And she would be
telling him the right way and he'd be going the
wrong way, and he'd be like, just trust me, just
trust me, don't do this again. Don't question me again.
Like okay, but she was right, like you need to
go there, and they didn't remember where they parked. She's like,
(25:51):
I think we went that way. Why would you think
that that's not right?
Speaker 2 (25:55):
Dude? It's like that. You hope they win the money
because that's the only thing that's going to save their marriage.
Speaker 1 (25:59):
No, they weren't married yet. They were just dating. And
my wife and I are well. And after this they
break up.
Speaker 2 (26:05):
Three weeks later, here's your one thousand dollars stipend. Hope
it was worth it.
Speaker 1 (26:08):
And she's just crying and crying at the end of
legs and just like, we need to work on being
picking each other up. And he was just like, you're
making this not fun. You are making this not fun,
You're making this so difficult. Why do you have to
make this difficult?
Speaker 2 (26:22):
But you have to be direct if you're going to
try and win that thing. But sometimes direct is also
comes across and it can also be very aggressive.
Speaker 1 (26:29):
And it was so awkward, like they definitely broke up.
And when they got eliminated, he proposed right there, wow, yeah, buddy,
and she said yes, and we're like, oh my god,
maybe they didn't break up. Oh boy, And I haven't looked.
I need to look it up. I need to look
on Instagram. I need to find them, because there's no
way there to get that. Can't be together, can't be.
Speaker 2 (26:48):
But there was one guy ray I would yell too.
Speaker 1 (26:51):
No, his name was Rod. He used to play for
the Redskins. But No, he was awesome. Dude, him and
his wife, they were so funny. They were always in
a good mood, never yelling at each other. Wow, they
were black.
Speaker 2 (27:03):
Did they win? Not telling you? Oh, I was gonna say.
See if they're great friends, it doesn't always lead to
a win. Sometimes you gotta be directed.
Speaker 1 (27:10):
They were so funny and he was always in a
good and dude, he would There was one challenge where
they had to pick these things off a tree and
people are using these hooks and like knocking them down.
This dude's just jumping up and ripping them out of
the tree. It's just because he's so tall and he's
a freak adlet you're biting the NFL. He's just jumping
up and ripping it, ripping it out of the tree,
ripping it out of the tree.
Speaker 2 (27:30):
But they obviously make the challenges so you test your patience.
I mean there was one this is just random. They
had to unlock a thousand different locks. Oh. I mean, dude,
after the tenth lock, I'd have been like, f this game,
F this. I would have pissed on all the locks
and they camera would have caught it all. I mean,
these people do have some patience, and then they're like
camera in your face. You're vulnerable, now yell at your person.
It's set up so that you're gonna yell at somebody
(27:52):
you are. Dude, were they were doing that lock when
I was good? I was like, get out of here, dude,
before I'm pulling out the key lock, I'm pulling out
my cock. I'm saying I'm not doing that. I'm not
doing it. If other people are gonna win this game,
they're gonna have to do a lock through all my
yurine all over the lock. I remember one.
Speaker 1 (28:06):
They were like at an Ikea and there was a
bin full of stuffed animals and you had to count
how many stuffed animals are in the bin, and so
you have to take about one by one.
Speaker 2 (28:17):
And you're but you're also blood pressures up.
Speaker 1 (28:19):
Your blood pressures up because the other teams are there.
You know, Oh my gosh, you're sleep deprived. So you
make these crazy mistakes. And what's crazy is on that
one is you miss it. You've got to count them
all over again.
Speaker 2 (28:33):
And then you're also blaming each other at the same time,
like trying to keep your marriage together, Like how.
Speaker 1 (28:37):
Manys you get seven eighty six. How many do you
get seven to fifty? Oh my god, it's your fault.
Speaker 2 (28:41):
No, it's yours. I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (28:43):
The direction. And then they when you can't drive a
stick shift, Oh my god, you're going on the amazing race.
You have got to learn how to drive a stick
How many people go on this show and don't know
how to drive a stick is the most unbelievable thing
to me. Yeah, then I'm mad at Survivor to tell
you about Survivor.
Speaker 2 (29:01):
Ray. Oh, I didn't know this was the real world
or I mean the reality television minute.
Speaker 1 (29:05):
Yeah, I thought you were gonna do some Housewives, so
I thought i'd bring Survivor.
Speaker 2 (29:08):
I think they're in the off season now.
Speaker 1 (29:10):
Yeah, so a Survivor we're gonna get. We're gonna get
a new one in the fall.
Speaker 2 (29:13):
But they're in rumors that Jersey not gonna have another season.
Jersey Shore, No Jersey Housewives. You want to know why
everybody's going to jail? None funny, none of them wanted to.
You're the poster child for mortgage fraud. That's my husband. Thanks.
Housewives reference inside joke. We're getting a word that there's
(29:33):
not another season because none of them can stand each other,
and they can't film together. Wow, so greedy they are.
They can't even sit in a room and film for
an hour. They said, no, nobody could agree to ever
film together. Rumor has it it's done, though, Damn it
was a long running one.
Speaker 1 (29:49):
I mean that's a big money too, right, They get
paid good.
Speaker 2 (29:51):
Yeah, but they just said we get a stipend of whatever,
fifty thousand. It ain't worth it. I hate these people.
Oh my god, you eight people so much you won't
even go in a room and party and drink with
them and act like your housewives front. Well they have
been like the past three seasons.
Speaker 1 (30:10):
But it's good though, right, I mean, is that your favorite?
What's your favorite one?
Speaker 2 (30:13):
I watch them all passively. The dude poncha train? What
is that one called? Uh? Uh port nooy uh Portsmouth?
Uh Portsmith uh? Real Housewives of Pulvaney, pugs a Hatchie,
Real Housewives of Orange County, No, it's a river. Real
(30:37):
Housewives of Potomac, Potomac one. Yeah. I watch them also,
just in the background, but yeah, they're all fine. It's
all fake as balls. Hey, she's throwing a dress fitting everybody,
go to it. And drink. Oh, here's a fight, all right,
go home. It's it's so staged, but I digress, continue.
Speaker 1 (30:56):
To survivor So it's a good season. It was phenomenal.
They lying was as an all time great like they're lying,
the deceiving the people feeling they're comfortable. I don't want
to ruin it. But there was people that were voted
out with idols in their pocket because people were such
good liars like, hey man, you don't need to play
your idol. We are so good like dah da da
da da.
Speaker 2 (31:15):
Oh thanks, I'll just leave it in my pocket and
not eat for six days exactly.
Speaker 1 (31:19):
And they did it, and they get voted out. And
so then they get to the final three and there
was one person that had a great season, great season.
She was the favorite to win it. She was gonna
have to win the last immunity or she was gonna,
you know, get voted out. All the Hatch now his
name was Richard Hatch, yes, and she had a partner
that she worked with all season. And so they get
(31:42):
to the final three and they do the jury vote
and she votes not for the person she worked with
all season, and her reasoning was.
Speaker 2 (31:54):
The girl the yeah, you said all that to say
what Ray, let me get that's my point, damn it.
Don't argue with me on the Amazing race.
Speaker 1 (32:04):
No, they her reasoning was the one that won. I'm
about to get married and I'm gonna start a family
and this money could change my life. Smart so she said,
oh she needed the money more heartstrings? No no, no, no,
(32:25):
Then why even play the game if we're not gonna vote?
Speaker 2 (32:28):
Dude, I love this. That's a tactic and big brother,
they act like they're poor. Some guyl accidentally slipping. He
said one time that he had a Mercedes, and they're
all like, he has a Mercedes outside of here, don't
give him the money. It's tactic. I don't know, fake
like you're poor.
Speaker 1 (32:41):
She didn't say, oh she played a great game. She
was the She outwitted, outplayed, outlasted. That's not reason I'm
giving her money. The reason I'm giving her the money
is because she had to start working at fifteen, so
she needs the money more So, why do we even
play the game. If we're just gonna vote based on
who needs the money more? Then why even play the game.
(33:02):
It's not about what you did on the island let's
just say, hey, how much money's in your bank account
at home?
Speaker 2 (33:06):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (33:06):
I only have fifty dollars. Okay, you are the winner
of Survivor due That's all they talk.
Speaker 2 (33:11):
About on Big Brother. I heard outside of here he
makes twenty dollars an hour. He never is. That's why
they all act like they're basic professions.
Speaker 1 (33:18):
Because the one person was like, you know what, Ray
I would just say, I'm a podcast, what am I
gonna do with this money? He was like, I'm gonna
bet on myself. I'm gonna go to law school that way,
blah blah blah blah. And they didn't vote for him
because he didn't need the money.
Speaker 2 (33:33):
It's like, but I'll see that didn't pull in my
heart string.
Speaker 1 (33:35):
And it doesn't matter who played the best game. That's
what it's supposed to be about.
Speaker 2 (33:40):
Out play, out sex.
Speaker 1 (33:42):
Out Last. It ain't about oh, who can the most,
who needs the most right?
Speaker 2 (33:47):
It should be based on who can the most. Hey,
you gotta give it to the guy he hooked up
with four of the chicks ben and swamp infested land.
It was he was eating nothing and he was laying
in dirt banging chicks.
Speaker 1 (33:59):
Yeah, I mean it was just like, I couldn't believe it.
Speaker 2 (34:02):
I had so much respect for giving it to the
guy that hooks up the most. I'm like, how did
he pull a chick? They were sleeping on dirt the
other night?
Speaker 1 (34:11):
Yeah, Like, how did bust and Rob wo that chick?
I mean, dude, he got a chick out here on
the island, Like, dude, you win? Do you think people
hook up by though?
Speaker 2 (34:23):
Dude?
Speaker 1 (34:24):
You guys?
Speaker 2 (34:24):
Of course they had already.
Speaker 1 (34:26):
I really wonder if there are actual hookups on the island.
Speaker 2 (34:29):
There are, but they don't. I don't think highlights it,
but there definitely are.
Speaker 1 (34:34):
I mean, I know there's couples like you get you
become couples like you have flirting bro on.
Speaker 2 (34:38):
It would be out there six days and trying to
find an ant hill.
Speaker 1 (34:47):
Hey hey, arnold, what happened to your penis? Man? I
found a shell in the ocean. I thought it was
a couch. I liked its curves.
Speaker 2 (34:55):
Man, you look like you banged a crab. Where the
hell have you been?
Speaker 1 (35:00):
I was just I was so disappointed with the finale
because of that vote. That that makes me so mad
that you go out there, you do all this stuff
and they vote based on who has the most money
laces money in their bank account, like, give me a
freaking break.
Speaker 2 (35:14):
Yeah, yeah, I mean that's I've actually never considered that
because I've never actually been on any of those shows.
But yeah, do you keep it within the game or
do you take outside factors?
Speaker 1 (35:24):
You can't take outside. You have to be in the game.
It shouldn't be their financial situation at home, right, it's
the game. You come to play the game, and aren't.
Speaker 2 (35:32):
All of them. I would almost say it's actually a
crazy dichotomy where they're rich enough where they can leave
their job and still get back to their job and
still have money, and then they're poor enough where this
is the only thing I got, I'm taking a stab.
I would say there's really not the middle portion on
these reality shows like US. I would say, we're a
middle portion, but we can't leave our job. And a
large part of the middle portion, yes, the rich doctors
(35:54):
and lawyers can leave their job and go on these shows,
and then the people that are unemployed fun employed pirate
chick that was in the line at Mos Taco, she
could go on the show. So I would say it's
a weird situation like that.
Speaker 1 (36:07):
It's so strange. I was just like, man, it was.
It was just disappointing. It there's such a good season
for that to One person did like postpone their wedding.
They were supposed to be getting married while they were
on the island, but they were like, nope, I got
castor survivor pushing the wedding.
Speaker 2 (36:21):
That's cool, And also it's you want to be interesting
on the show. So if I went on one of
these shows, I would want to talk about all the
celebrities we met, like oh, Bailey's emomen and Dick I
mean just using him as an example, or Luke Comb's
not that funny, or Sam Hunt kind of stand offish
made all those up. None of those are true, but
but those would be cool stories, and people like to
have people with stories around. He's interesting. That's fun. But
(36:44):
then at the same time, are they gonna be jealous
that I have that life outside of the show. I
didn't know. If I go Big Brother, do I just
fake the whole time, like I'm a mute You have
to don't you.
Speaker 1 (36:53):
Have to say you're an air conditioned salesman.
Speaker 2 (36:55):
Hey guys, I have a funny joke, but.
Speaker 1 (36:57):
I don't know how you can go three months.
Speaker 2 (36:59):
Oh, dude as an air conditioned sales but nobody's keeping
you around. They're like, dude, this dude's boring as hell,
but shit him out.
Speaker 1 (37:05):
Here's the point.
Speaker 2 (37:06):
You want to be interesting.
Speaker 1 (37:07):
They don't ask you about your job that way. Your
job is just air conditioning sales. Oh cool, not much
to talk about, so there's no way they can catch
you in a lie. It's like when they're lawyers and
they're like, oh, I'm a bartender, Oh how do you
make this drink?
Speaker 2 (37:22):
So about that air conditioning sales? Are you really balancing
the air with the conditioning? Yeah, I make sure that
the air is conditioned properly.
Speaker 1 (37:30):
Or if someone's really into like billions, are like, well,
tell me about the coils in this AC unit.
Speaker 2 (37:34):
Right, So we don't deal with coils. We do cables.
That'd be so bad, so bad.
Speaker 1 (37:41):
Take a break, we'll be right back. Got an email, Ray,
let me hit it. Hey, coachers, I'm listening to the
podcast and I wanted to let Rain know he does
a great job. Honestly, he gives a lot of comic
relief in a different style than what you normally get.
I'm always entertained. Keep it up, man, Haters are gonna hate.
(38:03):
Nobody wants to see anyone doing good. Keep your head up,
big dog. That's from jam Man or jam Man.
Speaker 2 (38:11):
It sounded like just that is my mom. My mom
writes in.
Speaker 1 (38:15):
What is justin sixteen at gmail dot com? Is that
his email?
Speaker 2 (38:19):
Probably? No, he doesn't have time to send emails.
Speaker 1 (38:22):
No, that one't him. Oh here's someone. Why do I listen? Honestly,
I'm not sure. I definitely don't do it for betting
advice or sports info, but I guess y'all make me
laugh and I can relate with my two kids under
four plus. I enjoy sports betting, even though I'm bad
at it. I also just listen to the podcast all
day at work, so need the additional content. Enjoy the
(38:42):
show randomness and how y'all just say how you feel
all unlike normal sports shows. I'll hang up and listen.
Speaker 2 (38:49):
Ben Kerwood, Yeah, some of the sports shows, I feel
like you almost desire more of their real life, so
you'll be Tony not Tony reality. He's not a good example.
It'd be uh Doug. There were times he had a
radio show and I just wish he talked more he'd go, yeah,
so they just never gave details, and I feel like
we give details and we give depth, whereas Gottlieb and
(39:13):
the boys, even Coward back in the.
Speaker 1 (39:14):
Question, is Gottlieb doing his show even though he's the
head coach at a college?
Speaker 2 (39:18):
Now? I gotta be real, dude, Since we do the
big show, Bobby Bone Show, and now we do the podcast,
I ain't got too much time to go search for
other podcasts. I have my go tos call her Daddy.
Other than that, I don't even know what's going on
in the world or cable television. But Gottlieb I wanted
more details. Colin Cowhard back in the day gave details, dude.
Now he just interviews coaches and that's the herd. We'll
(39:39):
see you later. I'm like, Coward, what happened to your
details you used to give about your condo? He'd be like, yeah,
So I was at the pool the other day. These
chicks are walking around in high heels and drinking champagne.
What do they do for a job? So I'm just
out there sitting watching and thinking, is this a career
path that all these housewives in New Jersey just come
and go to the pool. Dude, you'd say, I've never
(40:02):
heard a story like that from him in ten years.
I rest my.
Speaker 1 (40:05):
Case, Hey, coachres has been a long time. I may
or may not have taught you guys into it to
NBA top shot. Yeah, those cards that meant nothing and
are worth nothing. Anyways, My sister just told me we
were bringing my mom to Nashville for Mother's Day. So
I'm gonna take her to Cheese Bar and maybe throw
a chair off the roof. Got any other suggestions she
might that she brought me into this world. I want
(40:28):
to bring her into the biggest Nashville party. Signed Matt. Well, Matt,
We're a little late on reading the email. Sorry about that, man.
Speaker 2 (40:34):
Yeah, gars Bar, if you want to Pina Colada, go
to the roof. It's great. They got palm trees. They
pump in there, bubble machines. Say you know, Garth, It'll
get you maybe a discount.
Speaker 1 (40:44):
All right, Hey, have a great Monday, guys. Wednesday, I'm
playing golf. We're not doing a pod, so we'll see
on Friday. Hope you had a great weekend. Yeah, anything
else you want to say?
Speaker 2 (40:53):
Ray, Yeah, I'm just hoping. Sometimes with the commercials. Sometimes
they'll be a Colin Cowherd commercial right after our show. Oh,
that'd be hilarious, said, he doesn't give details anymore. Hey, guys,
it's the Herd. I'm every Monday through Friday, eight to ten.
Sorry about that Herd.
Speaker 1 (41:07):
That'd be perfect. Do claim bug advertise on our show?
Speaker 2 (41:11):
No, but I mean, what up? Guys, it's Clay and
Buck and we give you the politics donkey and elephant
right in your mouth. Who do you guys like Biden? Trump?
Go politics? Alright? No, Cla Goos or Clay gos Hard?
Speaker 1 (41:26):
Does he?
Speaker 2 (41:26):
He's like man, Caitlyn Clark. The reason you guys don't
like her is she's a straight white woman. Oh crap?
Speaker 1 (41:32):
Oh does yeah?
Speaker 2 (41:33):
Tell you what he tweets. I'm like Clay. They don't
get kids.
Speaker 1 (41:38):
I don't get to tweet, man, I can't tweet anymore.
So yeah, that was a low blow. I'm tired.
Coaching, ah coacher coaching. Are you ready, let's do it,
Let's do it.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Yep. Arnold is off today.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
Yeah, he's always off.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
I mean, so he went out on Broadway with Abby
and they went to Gars, they went to Hampton Social,
they went to the diner, which is twenty four hour drinking.
And we're not seeing him today and we may not
see him all week.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
Yeah, I mean live golf coming up this weekend here
in Nashville. You can pay four K and you can
play with Taylor Gooch. You're guaranteed at least six holes
with the professional if you pay four K the day
after the tournament. So a week like next Monday, show
me your good or if you want to play in
the program this weekend, ten k man ten buy it. Yeah,
(00:48):
you don't even have to be like dude, play.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
With Brooks kept Kill, Dustin Johnson the whole time, taking
ripper magoose.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Do you think they play in the proram.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (01:00):
I thought, I I don't know, kind of thinking it
was warm up holes. Maybe they do, maybe the big
stars do. But it says you are guaranteed at least
six holes with the professional. So I'm playing eighteen holes
and I only get six of them with a professional
for ten thousand dollars.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
If we are rich, I'd do it.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
Yeah, I'd take a chance, and then we'd get some guy.
I've never heard of, Pat Perez.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
But did live? Bring over anybody that's unheard of? Yeah?
All kinds of names, aren't they? Hold on?
Speaker 1 (01:24):
Let me You want me to go over the live roster.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Live, Well, let's intro the show.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
Paul Roster. Okay, I can already tell.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
You rom Uh Bryson deshambo.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Okay, Okay, Phil Mickelson, Okay. Now let's go over the
people you don't know? Abraham Answer heard of him? Richard
Bland Nope, Dean Burnmester no, Ben Campbell no, Larie Canter no,
Luis Carrera no, Paul Casey yes, John Catlin no, Eugeno
(02:05):
Chichara no, Bryson d. Chambeau yes, Sergio Garcia, yes, Taylor Gooch, Gooch,
Brandon Grace heard of him? Tyrell Hatton? Yes?
Speaker 2 (02:19):
And say his name normal is Tyrol Hatton.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
Lucas Herbert, Yes, you've never heard of that? I have
Sam Horsefield, No, Charles Howell the third?
Speaker 2 (02:30):
Are we doing this the whole? Ross?
Speaker 1 (02:32):
Matt Jones I.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Was having fun with it for about thirty seconds.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
Okay, Uh Ginciro Kazuma, Anna Barran Lahiri, Uh intro the show,
Adrian Moronick no sabbat. Yeah, I've heard of Sebastian Muno's
Andy Ogletree Wade Rangeby. I mean there's so many people
(02:57):
you have no idea who these people are, coach, so
you could pay ten dollars getting stuck with David Poog.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
That just reminded me, I swear to god, it reminded me.
On this one guy a host in at X You
hear who? I just said to you No at one
of the radio stations there. It doesn't matter, I can
tell you. Ever afterwards, dude, So on his way out,
he was like kind of getting squeezed out. Dude. One
time he just opened the show and he was reading
the weather in cities around America for ten minutes.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
That's what that turned. Who dude?
Speaker 2 (03:29):
And so another guy, the midday guy, ran in the room.
He's like, is everything Okay? What is happening? I said,
that's how he decided to open the show, and he
just go Phoenix forty five, Chyenne, Wyoming sixty two. Dude,
he just went that all over America for ten minutes. Dude,
he lost his mind. I was laughing so hard. It
(03:50):
was actually pretty funny.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
That is so funny because it's actually no idea, okay,
and you're gonna get dude, he just.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
Kept doing it. Tampa seventy five. Dude, I thought he
lost his mind. And you would targe. He would keep
it on there because it's like, what is happening? Because
you want to see how long it's gonna go. And
it went for ten minutes. The Midday Gay Midday guy
ran in the room and said, is everything okay?
Speaker 1 (04:16):
It's like, uh, when we watch that Man on the
Moon movie and Andy Common would read the book like
he would be like, what is this? And then you
stay because you're like, there's no way he's gonna keep going,
and he does keep going, and then he just keeps
going reading the book, and then he keeps going reading
the book, or he put the tint on stage, got
in the tin and just went to sleep, and people
(04:37):
stayed because you're like, surely he's gonna pop out of
the tent.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
That's why it's genius. People say surely. They're like, you're
when you're reading the golf list. I kept thinking, surely
he's gonna stop, and you kept going That's when I
know you're starting to go crazy.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Hey, don't forget don't forget about Kale Samuja No. Uh,
Cameron Smith, you know, yeah, Caleb Surat, he's the one
from Vandy No or Tennessee. Hudson Swapford, Yes, Peter Julie
Lian no, uh, Kieran Vincent No, Scott Vincent No. And
(05:14):
last but not least, Matthew Wolf.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
Yes, Matthew Wolf. I have the weird swing. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
There were some other ones I skipped, like Bubba Watson
because I know you know that. Yes, there are a
lot of players you don't know, so you could pay
the ten k or six k and get stuck with them.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Dude, live golf though. It's actually for the first time
since Eddie passed away a couple of years ago. Because
we thought it was gonna be bigger. It ended up
being just a flop that was never televised. The guy
still got paid, but nobody knows how to follow it.
We're actually kind of following it because it's in our city.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
That's pretty cool.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
Yeah, it's we're finally in two years later seeing it
come to fruition.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
Let me check Nick and Karen. Still nothing from them.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
I'm gonna hit him golf send a feeler, because dude,
they're always inclusive. I know.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
They're very nice people. They are. They came to the convention,
they came to Vegas. They're very nice people. It's just, yeah,
I invited into our convey but they have not invited
me to their castle. All right, cool, But anyway, let's
introduce the show man.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
Yeah, there's a couple of people on it.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Hey, happy Monday.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
All right, we're gonna do it live, I said, he
went out already.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
We oh the one, two, three sore losers?
Speaker 1 (06:19):
What up, everybody? I am lunchbox. I know the most
about sports, so I'll give you the sports facts, my
sports opinions, because I'm pretty much a sports genius.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
Y'all. It's Sis, and I'm from the North. I'm in
Alpha Male. I live on the north side of Nashville
with a Broadway girl. We moved out there. I got
a great place there in the countryside. I drive to work.
There's no cars, there's cattle, there's fences. I get into
the city and I'd become a city mouse. But for
the most part. I'm a country mouse and that's where
I go all weekend. And I'm not gonna go to
the country the city for some time. I'm staying in
(06:51):
the country over to you. Right.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
I was waiting in line the other day a taco place.
How's it going man, and gonna or some tacos? Lines
a little bit long. Didn't realize it's gonna take that long.
I suggested, Hey, I'll pick up dinner from here and
told my wife. She's like, yeah, that's a great idea.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
Dose Bros.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
Dose Bros. Yeah, Uh no, most tacos, but Dose Bros.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
It's supposed to be some big thing, bigger in Chappoutlo.
What is Dose Bros Brand new? It's just I'll give
my full review, but it's uh, they're starting in the
burbs and then they're moving into the city, is it?
Speaker 1 (07:26):
Uh? Oh fast fresh Mexican grill. Hmm, never heard of it.
I thought it was gonna be coffee, but that sounds
pretty good anyway.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
So I Dutch Bros. Right. I get in.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
Line and I'm just standing there and there's one person
in front of me, and then there's a guy and
a girl in front of that person, and he's wearing
like an old like youth football jersey, like from the eighties.
And he's got these big, old baggy pants that you
could probably fit three people in.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
That's probably in style nowadays.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
Definitely a hipster. And then she and let me tell you,
she was attractive. She was good looking, but she looked
like a pirate. She had like a bandana on kind
of silk and oversized Harley Davidson long sleeve white shirt okay,
and just said Harley Davidson on the pocket, and then
the short shorts where the shirt kind of hung below
(08:20):
the short.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
Playing a couple of bangers. Right.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
She's kind of tall, nice skin, bronze skin tone.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
Thanks Coach for the police profile.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
Yes, nothing that I was creeping or anything.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
But I could draw her picture right now, Yes, you could,
brown hair, long hourglass and she's just talking to this dude.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
She's just like, yeah, I don't know, I just need
a guy. I just really and so I find, you know,
right off the bat, I realized they're not together, got it?
Not together? Because I think they're on a date, right,
That's what I assume. And she's like, I just don't know,
but she goes, I can't have someone that's into vintage,
like dresses vintage because that's me. I'm vintage. You're looking
(08:58):
at yourself and I'm looking at her, and I'm like,
is that Harley David's shirt vintage? So if he liked you,
so if he dresses like you because you're kind of
a hipster and you like vintage clothing, he can't like
vintage clothing.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
She's maybe talking about the country shirts that are the throwbacks,
those are vintage.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
Yeah, it was interesting because she was like, I don't
want it because I'm vintage, so that's my thing. She
goes in, I mean, I don't want like a corporate
guy because I mean I need an If he's a
corporate guy, he's got to make a lot of money.
If he's a corporate guy, he's got to make a
lot of money, because that kind of lifestyle is not
what I want.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
She's like in those podcasters, those little pops, and you're like, oh,
She's like.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
Yeah, those podcasters, they think they're so cool, they're stupid.
So definitely not my type. She goes because, I already
make enough money, so I don't need him to make
So I don't like that corporate job where he has
to work Monday through Friday. Like, that's not me, yay.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
Life an't like that. You don't get you just pick
and choose. It's thrown at your slapped in your face,
and you deal with it.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
And she's and he was like, well, I'm kidding, and
she says, He says, well, what about you know, what
about that one guy? What was his name?
Speaker 2 (10:04):
Up? Who is she talking to this dude?
Speaker 1 (10:07):
Yeah, the dude she's talking to, the dude with the
oversized football jersey. It was number forty seven, like it
was blue writing, Burt Star got it. And she he
was like, oh, whatever happened to that dude? You know
he lived over there? You know, like it was He
was like it was a few blocks from me where
he lived. She goes, Oh, yeah, it's so weird with him.
It's like we'll hang out for about a month or
two and then it just kind of fizzles, and then
(10:30):
we'll call each other after a couple of months and
we'll hang out again, and then it just fizzles, he goes.
She goes, so, I don't think he's in it for
the long haul, and I just don't know if he's
he's my guy.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
She's like it's so it's like really good sex, and
you're like your whole ears, you're you're leaning in so
much you're about to follow over.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
I'm like, come again again, so we'll do doggy yeah,
And she's like, you know, like I don't want like
a lawyer type, you know what I mean, because that
just seems like a stressful job, and I don't want
my guy to be stressed all the time.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
Oh my lady, I said it once, I'll say it again.
You can't get pick and choose and pick you gets
slapped in the face. You deal with.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
It, Okay, that's cool. And she was like, oh, you
know what, you know what I need you? Remember that
night we hung out and your friend Patrick was there.
That's who I need you. I need you to give
me his number. And she he's like, well, I have
his number here. She was like, well, or his instagram,
(11:26):
just his instagram. I'll send him a message.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
So that dude's a facilitator, he's hooking her up with
other dudes.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
Yes, so he's just the friend. And he goes, well,
this is a long line, dude. Oh dude, it took
it took a long time.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
Okay, because you're already into the sex life. Now you're
seeing them facilitate.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
And he's like, well, he's still he's still with Rosemary.
And she's like, oh, well, I mean, I mean, i'd wait.
I'm not going to wreck anything. I'm not gonna you know,
I'd wait and then once the you know, if they
if Rosemary goes, you know, if they go their separate way,
then that's when I'll send him a message or you know,
(12:02):
just like, hey, man, it was good meeting you last
month when we hung out at whatever bar, and he
was like, I don't know if I can do that.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
As you've got cheaters anonymous private message.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
Wow, this is crazy. I've never and he's like, no,
I just I don't think I can do that. She's like,
I swear, I swear I won't wreck anything.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
You're gonna wreck me.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
And he goes. He goes, Man, he goes as much
as I you know, it's as cool as we are.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
You know this way, are you joining in on the
conversation because you're hearing it word for word?
Speaker 1 (12:34):
Then it gets hilarious. She looks up and she sees me,
and she goes and dude, I'm literally a can I
be honest with you? I'm taking notes in my phone
of their conversation so I can talk about it on
the pot because I'm like, this is unbelieved. I've never
this is a great conversation. This is interesting. And she
(12:57):
goes and she kind of is standing sideways, like facing
his ear. He's facing forward and she's standing sideways and
she looks back and she sees me, and she and
I hear her say, oh my god, you should see
the look on these guy's face back there. He thinks
we are crazy.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
He is just no, I'm just texting my lawyer, uh divorce.
Speaker 1 (13:16):
She goes, he has the eyes like, oh my god,
like and I'm like, oh my god, she sees what
I because that's what I'm thinking. My eyes, my eyes
are saying, oh my god, this chick is trying to
move in on a dude in a relationship. This is
good stuff.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
But did you act like you heard her and do
a fake laugh or did you just no?
Speaker 1 (13:32):
I just did like I was texting on my phone.
I was just like, I'm like, gonna, I look down
at my phone. Likes nexting my.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
Two year old. He's great with his fingers. He has
his own phone.
Speaker 1 (13:39):
And she was like, I mean, do I sound that crazy.
I don't know why he's looking like that.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
You don't look like a wrecker. I mean, I'm calling
the wrecker service. My car got toed.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
Yeah, and he's like and so the conversation ends with
him going, I just don't think I'm gonna I'm gonna
give you that guy's information. I don't think I can
give you Patrick's information. She goes, Okay, that's cool.
Speaker 2 (13:59):
But he was ready dude, and she's.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
Like, yeah, I just I mean, I just need someone.
I need someone that it can like on a on
a whim, you know, we can travel somewhere. We can,
you know, go spend the weekend at the park.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
Dude, that chick needs to go to Cemay fast Man.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
She sounds horny, yeah, and she was she sounds lonely,
but she doesn't want a corporate guy. But she doesn't
want a vintage guy.
Speaker 2 (14:20):
I'm not a corporate guy. I'm just sending a message.
And she was like, no, I didn't mean that, and.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
She said it's hard with musicians because they're just always
in the business. They're always on the road. She goes,
but I wouldn't mind someone in that business, but not
someone that travels all the time. It was fascinating, so amazing.
They she orders her tacos and he doesn't pay for him.
She ordered, pays her for her own tacos, and goes
and goes and sits down.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
Then you goes by. I heard so much of the
story already, ma'am. I would love to hear the rest.
And I've got a podcast.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
No, So then he orders, sorry, drink water, and he says, oh,
what's the difference between your regular margarita and your jumbo margarita? Like,
what's the size difference?
Speaker 2 (15:05):
Oh so this isn't dose, bros. You can drink.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
You can drink, it's mos taco man. And the girl
working in the window is like, oh, I'm not sure,
let me go ask. So she has to walk across
the restaurant to the bar and we're sitting there waiting, waiting.
I mean, we've already been in line forever.
Speaker 2 (15:27):
Dude, that's why you got to move to the country.
I would have already gotten my pizza, gotten the breadsticks,
gotten the little pepperoni putt puffs, and I'd have been
in the car back on my way to the country.
This is insane that you're in line. This long.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
I might have been in line for thirty three minutes.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
You've heard it all.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
I didn't know.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
I'd love to hear the rest of the story. You've
got a spare seat.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
I never realized how long it takes for people to
order tacos.
Speaker 2 (15:50):
Oh dude, that's my biggest pet. Peeve know your order.
Move on with your life.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
Like you've been in line that long and you haven't decided. Okay,
you can see the menu up there on the wall.
You should know what you want. You get up there,
and if you're gonna have a margarita, just order a
damn margarita. Get the regular or get the jumbo. If
you don't drink at all, what's the price difference? A
dollar fifty?
Speaker 2 (16:09):
Let's go bro and flavor. Sometimes I'm not even picky.
I know you're a foody dude. Sometimes I just be like, oh,
the cucumber margarita, just get it, and then comes out
I'm like, oh God, I'm terrible. Should just like, I
don't care what it's gonna taste like, it's alcohol, drink
it and move on with your life.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
So she goes across the restaurant, comes back and says, oh,
it's about you know, six ounces different. He goes, Okay,
I guess I'll do an ice coffee.
Speaker 2 (16:35):
Okay, that's complete opposite.
Speaker 1 (16:38):
Bro, Why the did you have her? But why did
you ask the difference between the regular and the jumbo margarita?
Have her? Waste two minutes of my life going across
the restaurant talking to the bartender and coming back and
you order an ice coffee.
Speaker 2 (16:56):
Yeah they have that and the kids menu for you?
What a real man order?
Speaker 1 (17:02):
How do you go from margarita jumbo irregular to iced
freaking coffee?
Speaker 2 (17:09):
He was gonna get a fish bowl and then he
decided to get a jolt to keffee two different drugs. Buddy,
wasn't that you want meth? Negs?
Speaker 1 (17:18):
I was so annoyed, so annoyed. I was just pissed.
I'm just here going what what are we doing?
Speaker 2 (17:24):
Like?
Speaker 1 (17:24):
You wasted all this time? Get out of here with
that crap?
Speaker 2 (17:27):
What are we doing? Like? Oh?
Speaker 1 (17:30):
Man, ice coffee? Why do you take that ice coffee?
Shoving up your ass?
Speaker 2 (17:35):
Dude, if you weren't married, you'd be mister steal your
girl friendship or dating. You needed to steal her and
get her away from that dude for real, he doesn't
know what he wants in life, and he won't give
Rosemary's number get out of town.
Speaker 1 (17:47):
No, I get him not giving Patrick's you know instagram handle.
I totally understand that he didn't want to be the
reason that that she slides in causes. Hey man, I
got your Instagram. I got your number from this guy.
And it's like, well, dude, like I'm in a relationship,
why would you give that girl my number? You cause
a fight between the friends. Totally get that.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
And I love somebody it's just gonna do a margarita
on a random Tuesday.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
Oh no, no, it was definitely a Tuesday.
Speaker 2 (18:12):
I love that lifestyle.
Speaker 1 (18:14):
Yolo, I mean yol, No, No, I love a guy
that's gonna go regular or jumbo. You going jumbo on
a Tuesday. That's bad ass.
Speaker 2 (18:22):
But she's good on money. Dressed like a pirate, drinking
on a Tuesday. She's good though.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
Yeah. Hey, hey, she's got employed, She's got her own money.
Like she said, she only has to work a few
hours a day. You know, there's some days I have
to work more than others. But I don't have to
work a nine, nine to five, So I don't want
a corporate guy.
Speaker 2 (18:41):
What are you a dental hygienist. I'm kidding. I know
you're a bartender.
Speaker 1 (18:44):
I know you're a freaking pirate. You work on Broadway.
I know you steal treasure around the ocean with your
little freaking headband that you got. All you're missing is
the eye patch.
Speaker 2 (18:55):
Where do you work at Treasure Island on Sixth Street?
Speaker 1 (19:00):
But I know this guy ain't the guy for you
because he gets up to the window and asks the
difference between two drinks and he orders a third one.
That's not even an option.
Speaker 2 (19:08):
I'm gonna get an ice coffee. Oh well, you obviously
don't have to get up in the morning early. Yeah,
get the ice coffee. We get it. You're fun employed.
Speaker 1 (19:14):
Yeah, but she ordered is so freaking annoying. So that
was my experience at the taco shop.
Speaker 2 (19:20):
I wish we had more though. I almost wish that
you would have sat in that chair with her and
just gotten more of her, or even got her on
the podcast.
Speaker 1 (19:27):
I would have loved to sat down with them and
just pick their brain about life, because they were living
the life where I had to get home to the
three kids and the wife. I had the dinner in
my possession. They were waiting, Hey, getting hungry over here?
You coming? Yeah? Sorry, line took so long. Dude wanted
to know the difference between regular margarite and jumbo, and
he went with the ice coffee. My apology.
Speaker 2 (19:47):
Anybody that opened in a line would be perfect on
a podcast because I'm just I'd quiet. I'm just like,
oh yeah, just tacos and drink. Lord, what do you want?
Like I barely talk. I can't believe somebody would just
vomit their life story a random line at moss Hockel
on a Tuesday.
Speaker 1 (20:02):
She vomited, I got everything in the dating history.
Speaker 2 (20:04):
Sorry, I got my mop bucket. I'm cleaning up all
this vomit. Thanks for all the podcasts, and we'll take
a break a ray. We have a segment. We have
no idea what to talk about.
Speaker 1 (20:19):
I have I I want to tell you.
Speaker 2 (20:23):
Hey, this is a pre record, So I got a
fake like I watched hockey and baskets now in the
US Open.
Speaker 1 (20:28):
Didn't you know it's a pre record? So I the
US opens over, congratulations to the winner.
Speaker 2 (20:33):
When when are we recording this for it? Because I
heard USA won the Olympics.
Speaker 1 (20:36):
Oh wow, we want we had the most golds. That's impressive, man.
I mean our freaking men's volleyball team. They were so
good to watch. I mean, how about how cool was
it to see Chase Budinger go from the NBA to
sand volleyball in the Olympics.
Speaker 2 (20:52):
And I mean the fact that they can the swimmers.
We went from Phelps, Tola Deci to Missy Frank to
now the new guy, John Doe.
Speaker 1 (21:04):
Dude, he is so good, good dude, he is phenomenal phenomena.
But anyway, so I want to talk about amazing race.
I watched it this season and I am so all right.
I now found out that it was filmed they still
had COVID protocols, so it was hard to do the
jet setting and the you know, plane switching in airport,
so it made it a little bit of a cheaper season.
Speaker 2 (21:28):
I feel like, you're well gave it away the needles.
Speaker 1 (21:30):
I know someone told me because I was getting pissed
about it. But my my frustration is they end the
final city was in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.
Speaker 3 (21:41):
Wan, Look, there's nobody in the streets that's gonna be
a photo finish.
Speaker 1 (21:52):
There's no I don't worry about getting lost because you
there's no one to get it. You can't get lost
in the crowd. I know. I am pissed because the
final city is Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, and they land and they're
running through you know, they're running to their cabs or
or their cars that they're gonna drive. And one of
(22:13):
the three final teams, the guy's like, oh, we're going
to Lincoln Financial Field. Oh, I can tell you how
to get there. I grew up in this city. And
I'm like, well, how unfair is this?
Speaker 2 (22:22):
Yeah, that's unfair.
Speaker 1 (22:23):
But he was like, I grew up ten blocks from
the stadium. I'll tell you how to get there.
Speaker 2 (22:27):
And I'm like, well, that's the biggest built in advantage there.
Speaker 1 (22:30):
Is in the history of the Amazing Race. Like, there
is no way there shouldn't even be the option to
finish in the city that any of those people are from.
Speaker 2 (22:39):
And think about it. Logistically, you got whatever fifteen teams,
they're from this city, they're from that city. Okay, guys,
we can't finish in any of these eight cities. Right.
It needs to be Alaska, it.
Speaker 1 (22:49):
Needs to be nowhere. It can be in the same state.
You could have gone to Pittsburgh, but you can't go
to Philadelphia where the guy grew up ten blocks from
the stadium. So they never had to stop and ask
for directions. They never had to get out a map.
He just said, oh yeah, drive over here, go there,
go left. There was no chance of them getting lost.
Speaker 2 (23:11):
He's actually so well he has it's such on cruise control.
He's picking people up.
Speaker 1 (23:16):
Dude, he's timing by his aunt's house getting some freaking lunch,
you know what I mean, Like, hey, guys, we're on
the amazing race. We don't have any money for food.
Can you their backyard barbecue? Because they got such a
head start, because they don't have to stop for directions,
there's no chance to getting lost. One team drove to
a completely damn different state because they were so lost.
But not not that team, because he knew the damn city.
Speaker 2 (23:38):
Freaking Hoboken resident. They're like, oh, in a lap Hoboken.
They're like, go to the Chipotle on fifty thirty. It's like, oh,
that's where I worked in high school. Like get out
of here with this Clowds. That's actually on the producers.
They really should have vetted that.
Speaker 1 (23:52):
I felt so bad. Now listen, the best team won
the best team that was the best team all season.
They ended up winning but divorcing spoiler alert, But it
was so annoying that they had such an advantage in
that final leg. It was just like when he said
that and he's like, oh, I grew up tim blocks
from here. I'm like, over, don't even need to watch
(24:14):
the episode. You know who's gonna win.
Speaker 2 (24:16):
And the best part about Amazing Race is you realize
how not compatible a lot of couples are. Sisters would
do fine together, brothers would do fine together, and uncle
and a cousin would do fine together. A mom and
a grandma would do fun. Guys, get a guy and
a girl in a relationship and put him on the
Amazing Race. They all fight.
Speaker 1 (24:35):
There's a couple of years.
Speaker 2 (24:36):
There's a couple team Pink Dude.
Speaker 1 (24:39):
They were like traveling nurses, okay, okay, and they are
a couple. They've been dating for like three years. He
wasn't hitting or was.
Speaker 2 (24:46):
He no okay, because there was one season where the
guy was verbally abused ol that dude.
Speaker 1 (24:51):
His wife's name was Victoria. He was never fishing Victoria.
Come on, run Victoria, run Victoria. What are you doing?
Speaker 2 (24:59):
Just whoa you bag?
Speaker 1 (25:01):
Damn, I mean unbelievable.
Speaker 2 (25:02):
Guys, please air a domestic abuse commercial after this to
counterbalance what I just saw on TV.
Speaker 1 (25:08):
It was crazy back then, but this dude, he would
just yell at her like she he would just start
running and I think we're going the wrong way. Don't
do this, don't doubt me. Why do you always think
you're making this so hard? And he would just yell
and my wife and I are like, oh my god,
this is so awkward.
Speaker 2 (25:27):
Well you can't turn away from it, though, No, you can't. Yeah,
And like he would.
Speaker 1 (25:30):
She would pull out the map and he'd be like,
how hard is it to read directions? Like why are
you not? I can't do everything? And she would be
telling him the right way and he'd be going the
wrong way, and he'd be like, just trust me, just
trust me, don't do this again. Don't question me again.
Like okay, but she was right, like you need to
go there, and they didn't remember where they parked. She's like,
(25:51):
I think we went that way. Why would you think
that that's not right?
Speaker 2 (25:55):
Dude? It's like that. You hope they win the money
because that's the only thing that's going to save their marriage.
Speaker 1 (25:59):
No, they weren't married yet. They were just dating. And
my wife and I are well. And after this they
break up.
Speaker 2 (26:05):
Three weeks later, here's your one thousand dollars stipend. Hope
it was worth it.
Speaker 1 (26:08):
And she's just crying and crying at the end of
legs and just like, we need to work on being
picking each other up. And he was just like, you're
making this not fun. You are making this not fun,
You're making this so difficult. Why do you have to
make this difficult?
Speaker 2 (26:22):
But you have to be direct if you're going to
try and win that thing. But sometimes direct is also
comes across and it can also be very aggressive.
Speaker 1 (26:29):
And it was so awkward, like they definitely broke up.
And when they got eliminated, he proposed right there, wow, yeah, buddy,
and she said yes, and we're like, oh my god,
maybe they didn't break up. Oh boy, And I haven't looked.
I need to look it up. I need to look
on Instagram. I need to find them, because there's no
way there to get that. Can't be together, can't be.
Speaker 2 (26:48):
But there was one guy ray I would yell too.
Speaker 1 (26:51):
No, his name was Rod. He used to play for
the Redskins. But No, he was awesome. Dude, him and
his wife, they were so funny. They were always in
a good mood, never yelling at each other. Wow, they
were black.
Speaker 2 (27:03):
Did they win? Not telling you? Oh, I was gonna say.
See if they're great friends, it doesn't always lead to
a win. Sometimes you gotta be directed.
Speaker 1 (27:10):
They were so funny and he was always in a
good and dude, he would There was one challenge where
they had to pick these things off a tree and
people are using these hooks and like knocking them down.
This dude's just jumping up and ripping them out of
the tree. It's just because he's so tall and he's
a freak adlet you're biting the NFL. He's just jumping
up and ripping it, ripping it out of the tree,
ripping it out of the tree.
Speaker 2 (27:30):
But they obviously make the challenges so you test your patience.
I mean there was one this is just random. They
had to unlock a thousand different locks. Oh. I mean, dude,
after the tenth lock, I'd have been like, f this game,
F this. I would have pissed on all the locks
and they camera would have caught it all. I mean,
these people do have some patience, and then they're like
camera in your face. You're vulnerable, now yell at your person.
It's set up so that you're gonna yell at somebody
(27:52):
you are. Dude, were they were doing that lock when
I was good? I was like, get out of here, dude,
before I'm pulling out the key lock, I'm pulling out
my cock. I'm saying I'm not doing that. I'm not
doing it. If other people are gonna win this game,
they're gonna have to do a lock through all my
yurine all over the lock. I remember one.
Speaker 1 (28:06):
They were like at an Ikea and there was a
bin full of stuffed animals and you had to count
how many stuffed animals are in the bin, and so
you have to take about one by one.
Speaker 2 (28:17):
And you're but you're also blood pressures up.
Speaker 1 (28:19):
Your blood pressures up because the other teams are there.
You know, Oh my gosh, you're sleep deprived. So you
make these crazy mistakes. And what's crazy is on that
one is you miss it. You've got to count them
all over again.
Speaker 2 (28:33):
And then you're also blaming each other at the same time,
like trying to keep your marriage together, Like how.
Speaker 1 (28:37):
Manys you get seven eighty six. How many do you
get seven to fifty? Oh my god, it's your fault.
Speaker 2 (28:41):
No, it's yours. I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (28:43):
The direction. And then they when you can't drive a
stick shift, Oh my god, you're going on the amazing race.
You have got to learn how to drive a stick
How many people go on this show and don't know
how to drive a stick is the most unbelievable thing
to me. Yeah, then I'm mad at Survivor to tell
you about Survivor.
Speaker 2 (29:01):
Ray. Oh, I didn't know this was the real world
or I mean the reality television minute.
Speaker 1 (29:05):
Yeah, I thought you were gonna do some Housewives, so
I thought i'd bring Survivor.
Speaker 2 (29:08):
I think they're in the off season now.
Speaker 1 (29:10):
Yeah, so a Survivor we're gonna get. We're gonna get
a new one in the fall.
Speaker 2 (29:13):
But they're in rumors that Jersey not gonna have another season.
Jersey Shore, No Jersey Housewives. You want to know why
everybody's going to jail? None funny, none of them wanted to.
You're the poster child for mortgage fraud. That's my husband. Thanks.
Housewives reference inside joke. We're getting a word that there's
(29:33):
not another season because none of them can stand each other,
and they can't film together. Wow, so greedy they are.
They can't even sit in a room and film for
an hour. They said, no, nobody could agree to ever
film together. Rumor has it it's done, though, Damn it
was a long running one.
Speaker 1 (29:49):
I mean that's a big money too, right, They get
paid good.
Speaker 2 (29:51):
Yeah, but they just said we get a stipend of whatever,
fifty thousand. It ain't worth it. I hate these people.
Oh my god, you eight people so much you won't
even go in a room and party and drink with
them and act like your housewives front. Well they have
been like the past three seasons.
Speaker 1 (30:10):
But it's good though, right, I mean, is that your favorite?
What's your favorite one?
Speaker 2 (30:13):
I watch them all passively. The dude poncha train? What
is that one called? Uh? Uh port nooy uh Portsmouth?
Uh Portsmith uh? Real Housewives of Pulvaney, pugs a Hatchie,
Real Housewives of Orange County, No, it's a river. Real
(30:37):
Housewives of Potomac, Potomac one. Yeah. I watch them also,
just in the background, but yeah, they're all fine. It's
all fake as balls. Hey, she's throwing a dress fitting everybody,
go to it. And drink. Oh, here's a fight, all right,
go home. It's it's so staged, but I digress, continue.
Speaker 1 (30:56):
To survivor So it's a good season. It was phenomenal.
They lying was as an all time great like they're lying,
the deceiving the people feeling they're comfortable. I don't want
to ruin it. But there was people that were voted
out with idols in their pocket because people were such
good liars like, hey man, you don't need to play
your idol. We are so good like dah da da
da da.
Speaker 2 (31:15):
Oh thanks, I'll just leave it in my pocket and
not eat for six days exactly.
Speaker 1 (31:19):
And they did it, and they get voted out. And
so then they get to the final three and there
was one person that had a great season, great season.
She was the favorite to win it. She was gonna
have to win the last immunity or she was gonna,
you know, get voted out. All the Hatch now his
name was Richard Hatch, yes, and she had a partner
that she worked with all season. And so they get
(31:42):
to the final three and they do the jury vote
and she votes not for the person she worked with
all season, and her reasoning was.
Speaker 2 (31:54):
The girl the yeah, you said all that to say
what Ray, let me get that's my point, damn it.
Don't argue with me on the Amazing race.
Speaker 1 (32:04):
No, they her reasoning was the one that won. I'm
about to get married and I'm gonna start a family
and this money could change my life. Smart so she said,
oh she needed the money more heartstrings? No no, no, no,
(32:25):
Then why even play the game if we're not gonna vote?
Speaker 2 (32:28):
Dude, I love this. That's a tactic and big brother,
they act like they're poor. Some guyl accidentally slipping. He
said one time that he had a Mercedes, and they're
all like, he has a Mercedes outside of here, don't
give him the money. It's tactic. I don't know, fake
like you're poor.
Speaker 1 (32:41):
She didn't say, oh she played a great game. She
was the She outwitted, outplayed, outlasted. That's not reason I'm
giving her money. The reason I'm giving her the money
is because she had to start working at fifteen, so
she needs the money more So, why do we even
play the game. If we're just gonna vote based on
who needs the money more? Then why even play the game.
(33:02):
It's not about what you did on the island let's
just say, hey, how much money's in your bank account
at home?
Speaker 2 (33:06):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (33:06):
I only have fifty dollars. Okay, you are the winner
of Survivor due That's all they talk.
Speaker 2 (33:11):
About on Big Brother. I heard outside of here he
makes twenty dollars an hour. He never is. That's why
they all act like they're basic professions.
Speaker 1 (33:18):
Because the one person was like, you know what, Ray
I would just say, I'm a podcast, what am I
gonna do with this money? He was like, I'm gonna
bet on myself. I'm gonna go to law school that way,
blah blah blah blah. And they didn't vote for him
because he didn't need the money.
Speaker 2 (33:33):
It's like, but I'll see that didn't pull in my
heart string.
Speaker 1 (33:35):
And it doesn't matter who played the best game. That's
what it's supposed to be about.
Speaker 2 (33:40):
Out play, out sex.
Speaker 1 (33:42):
Out Last. It ain't about oh, who can the most,
who needs the most right?
Speaker 2 (33:47):
It should be based on who can the most. Hey,
you gotta give it to the guy he hooked up
with four of the chicks ben and swamp infested land.
It was he was eating nothing and he was laying
in dirt banging chicks.
Speaker 1 (33:59):
Yeah, I mean it was just like, I couldn't believe it.
Speaker 2 (34:02):
I had so much respect for giving it to the
guy that hooks up the most. I'm like, how did
he pull a chick? They were sleeping on dirt the
other night?
Speaker 1 (34:11):
Yeah, Like, how did bust and Rob wo that chick?
I mean, dude, he got a chick out here on
the island, Like, dude, you win? Do you think people
hook up by though?
Speaker 2 (34:23):
Dude?
Speaker 1 (34:24):
You guys?
Speaker 2 (34:24):
Of course they had already.
Speaker 1 (34:26):
I really wonder if there are actual hookups on the island.
Speaker 2 (34:29):
There are, but they don't. I don't think highlights it,
but there definitely are.
Speaker 1 (34:34):
I mean, I know there's couples like you get you
become couples like you have flirting bro on.
Speaker 2 (34:38):
It would be out there six days and trying to
find an ant hill.
Speaker 1 (34:47):
Hey hey, arnold, what happened to your penis? Man? I
found a shell in the ocean. I thought it was
a couch. I liked its curves.
Speaker 2 (34:55):
Man, you look like you banged a crab. Where the
hell have you been?
Speaker 1 (35:00):
I was just I was so disappointed with the finale
because of that vote. That that makes me so mad
that you go out there, you do all this stuff
and they vote based on who has the most money
laces money in their bank account, like, give me a
freaking break.
Speaker 2 (35:14):
Yeah, yeah, I mean that's I've actually never considered that
because I've never actually been on any of those shows.
But yeah, do you keep it within the game or
do you take outside factors?
Speaker 1 (35:24):
You can't take outside. You have to be in the game.
It shouldn't be their financial situation at home, right, it's
the game. You come to play the game, and aren't.
Speaker 2 (35:32):
All of them. I would almost say it's actually a
crazy dichotomy where they're rich enough where they can leave
their job and still get back to their job and
still have money, and then they're poor enough where this
is the only thing I got, I'm taking a stab.
I would say there's really not the middle portion on
these reality shows like US. I would say, we're a
middle portion, but we can't leave our job. And a
large part of the middle portion, yes, the rich doctors
(35:54):
and lawyers can leave their job and go on these shows,
and then the people that are unemployed fun employed pirate
chick that was in the line at Mos Taco, she
could go on the show. So I would say it's
a weird situation like that.
Speaker 1 (36:07):
It's so strange. I was just like, man, it was.
It was just disappointing. It there's such a good season
for that to One person did like postpone their wedding.
They were supposed to be getting married while they were
on the island, but they were like, nope, I got
castor survivor pushing the wedding.
Speaker 2 (36:21):
That's cool, And also it's you want to be interesting
on the show. So if I went on one of
these shows, I would want to talk about all the
celebrities we met, like oh, Bailey's emomen and Dick I
mean just using him as an example, or Luke Comb's
not that funny, or Sam Hunt kind of stand offish
made all those up. None of those are true, but
but those would be cool stories, and people like to
have people with stories around. He's interesting. That's fun. But
(36:44):
then at the same time, are they gonna be jealous
that I have that life outside of the show. I
didn't know. If I go Big Brother, do I just
fake the whole time, like I'm a mute You have
to don't you.
Speaker 1 (36:53):
Have to say you're an air conditioned salesman.
Speaker 2 (36:55):
Hey guys, I have a funny joke, but.
Speaker 1 (36:57):
I don't know how you can go three months.
Speaker 2 (36:59):
Oh, dude as an air conditioned sales but nobody's keeping
you around. They're like, dude, this dude's boring as hell,
but shit him out.
Speaker 1 (37:05):
Here's the point.
Speaker 2 (37:06):
You want to be interesting.
Speaker 1 (37:07):
They don't ask you about your job that way. Your
job is just air conditioning sales. Oh cool, not much
to talk about, so there's no way they can catch
you in a lie. It's like when they're lawyers and
they're like, oh, I'm a bartender, Oh how do you
make this drink?
Speaker 2 (37:22):
So about that air conditioning sales? Are you really balancing
the air with the conditioning? Yeah, I make sure that
the air is conditioned properly.
Speaker 1 (37:30):
Or if someone's really into like billions, are like, well,
tell me about the coils in this AC unit.
Speaker 2 (37:34):
Right, So we don't deal with coils. We do cables.
That'd be so bad, so bad.
Speaker 1 (37:41):
Take a break, we'll be right back. Got an email, Ray,
let me hit it. Hey, coachers, I'm listening to the
podcast and I wanted to let Rain know he does
a great job. Honestly, he gives a lot of comic
relief in a different style than what you normally get.
I'm always entertained. Keep it up, man, Haters are gonna hate.
(38:03):
Nobody wants to see anyone doing good. Keep your head up,
big dog. That's from jam Man or jam Man.
Speaker 2 (38:11):
It sounded like just that is my mom. My mom
writes in.
Speaker 1 (38:15):
What is justin sixteen at gmail dot com? Is that
his email?
Speaker 2 (38:19):
Probably? No, he doesn't have time to send emails.
Speaker 1 (38:22):
No, that one't him. Oh here's someone. Why do I listen? Honestly,
I'm not sure. I definitely don't do it for betting
advice or sports info, but I guess y'all make me
laugh and I can relate with my two kids under
four plus. I enjoy sports betting, even though I'm bad
at it. I also just listen to the podcast all
day at work, so need the additional content. Enjoy the
(38:42):
show randomness and how y'all just say how you feel
all unlike normal sports shows. I'll hang up and listen.
Speaker 2 (38:49):
Ben Kerwood, Yeah, some of the sports shows, I feel
like you almost desire more of their real life, so
you'll be Tony not Tony reality. He's not a good example.
It'd be uh Doug. There were times he had a
radio show and I just wish he talked more he'd go, yeah,
so they just never gave details, and I feel like
we give details and we give depth, whereas Gottlieb and
(39:13):
the boys, even Coward back in the.
Speaker 1 (39:14):
Question, is Gottlieb doing his show even though he's the
head coach at a college?
Speaker 2 (39:18):
Now? I gotta be real, dude, Since we do the
big show, Bobby Bone Show, and now we do the podcast,
I ain't got too much time to go search for
other podcasts. I have my go tos call her Daddy.
Other than that, I don't even know what's going on
in the world or cable television. But Gottlieb I wanted
more details. Colin Cowhard back in the day gave details, dude.
Now he just interviews coaches and that's the herd. We'll
(39:39):
see you later. I'm like, Coward, what happened to your
details you used to give about your condo? He'd be like, yeah,
So I was at the pool the other day. These
chicks are walking around in high heels and drinking champagne.
What do they do for a job? So I'm just
out there sitting watching and thinking, is this a career
path that all these housewives in New Jersey just come
and go to the pool. Dude, you'd say, I've never
(40:02):
heard a story like that from him in ten years.
I rest my.
Speaker 1 (40:05):
Case, Hey, coachres has been a long time. I may
or may not have taught you guys into it to
NBA top shot. Yeah, those cards that meant nothing and
are worth nothing. Anyways, My sister just told me we
were bringing my mom to Nashville for Mother's Day. So
I'm gonna take her to Cheese Bar and maybe throw
a chair off the roof. Got any other suggestions she
might that she brought me into this world. I want
(40:28):
to bring her into the biggest Nashville party. Signed Matt. Well, Matt,
We're a little late on reading the email. Sorry about that, man.
Speaker 2 (40:34):
Yeah, gars Bar, if you want to Pina Colada, go
to the roof. It's great. They got palm trees. They
pump in there, bubble machines. Say you know, Garth, It'll
get you maybe a discount.
Speaker 1 (40:44):
All right, Hey, have a great Monday, guys. Wednesday, I'm
playing golf. We're not doing a pod, so we'll see
on Friday. Hope you had a great weekend. Yeah, anything
else you want to say?
Speaker 2 (40:53):
Ray, Yeah, I'm just hoping. Sometimes with the commercials. Sometimes
they'll be a Colin Cowherd commercial right after our show. Oh,
that'd be hilarious, said, he doesn't give details anymore. Hey, guys,
it's the Herd. I'm every Monday through Friday, eight to ten.
Sorry about that Herd.
Speaker 1 (41:07):
That'd be perfect. Do claim bug advertise on our show?
Speaker 2 (41:11):
No, but I mean, what up? Guys, it's Clay and
Buck and we give you the politics donkey and elephant
right in your mouth. Who do you guys like Biden? Trump?
Go politics? Alright? No, Cla Goos or Clay gos Hard?
Speaker 1 (41:26):
Does he?
Speaker 2 (41:26):
He's like man, Caitlyn Clark. The reason you guys don't
like her is she's a straight white woman. Oh crap?
Speaker 1 (41:32):
Oh does yeah?
Speaker 2 (41:33):
Tell you what he tweets. I'm like Clay. They don't
get kids.
Speaker 1 (41:38):
I don't get to tweet, man, I can't tweet anymore.
So yeah, that was a low blow. I'm tired.
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