Why Is A New Logo So Hard?

We have been trying to get a new logo for months and we might finally have a winner. Sore Losers Nation needs to help us decide which logo to go with because we aren't sure which one looks the best. Team Snacks takes a huge hit after Lunchbox got a text from one of the kids Mom last night. The JETS have to get a QB or the team is going to revolt and the Nick Chubb injury is why teams don't want to pay running backs. 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
As an audio guy, when I hear stuff that sounds
like shit, dude, it's just nails on a chalkboard.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
No, but mine doesn't sound bad. I was just way
back here and so it sounded like bad. Now that's insane.

Speaker 1 (00:10):
How bad that sounds?

Speaker 2 (00:12):
Well, yeah, but it's because I'm way across the room
when I get up on it and like eat the
mic because Arnold is pushed Arnold all right, all right,
you don't have to push me up to the mic.
I know that I know to get up to the mic,
and so yeah, here we go. I'm I push it
from the back. Oh, just like just like Jalen hurts
that first down, that's impossible to stop. And I don't
know why the NFL didn't ban it.

Speaker 1 (00:32):
Every team.

Speaker 2 (00:32):
If it's fourth and one, why do you not run
the push the quarterback and the butt play.

Speaker 1 (00:37):
That's what I'm saying, Dude. They saw him do that,
and I'm like, come on, man, give it to my
boy DeAndre Swift.

Speaker 2 (00:41):
Nope, they don't do that. They just push him in
the butt every time. It should work every single time
when you have a running back and a full back,
run up and shove your quarterback in the butt. Never
seen it fail.

Speaker 1 (00:51):
I do the butt push at the club. I'm like,
get in vaser.

Speaker 2 (00:56):
I do it in the bedroom. Hey, come here, honey,
let me do that butt push. You know Jalen hurts.
You get there and squat down and I'll just push you.

Speaker 1 (01:05):
All right, let's do it live.

Speaker 2 (01:07):
It all started when a dumbas met another dumbass and
they became the Dumbass Trio.

Speaker 1 (01:12):
The end Arnold, good to have you back, man, thanks
for coming. Here we go we oh the one two three?
So lousis? Oh what up?

Speaker 2 (01:21):
Everybody? I am lunchbox and I know the most about sports,
so I'll give you the sports facts, my sports opinions,
because I'm pretty much a sports.

Speaker 1 (01:29):
Genius, y'all. It is Sison. I'm from the North. I'm
an alpha male. I love on the West side of Nashville.
And the Nasdaq is down point seventy nine percent today.
Over to you, lunch.

Speaker 2 (01:40):
I don't understand how it is so hard to get
us a new logo. I do not understand how it
can be almost impossible to get us a good logo.
The company sends us this logo that they paid for.
We posted it for you guys. About a month ago,
I don't know, and it looked terrible, terrible. So I

(02:03):
started doing some research online and I find a guy
that has done all these logos for these companies. He
paints nudes, right, And I said, okay, and let me
see how much this guy is. Paid him two hundred
and fifty dollars, like, because I wanted to copyright, like
I wanted all the rights to it, everything. And he
sends me the first version, which I sent you, and

(02:23):
I'm like, like, did he not even look at the
pictures I sent him?

Speaker 1 (02:28):
It just didn't look like us. You guys know the
caricatures at the circus, those are typically closer to what
the people look like than what we got sent.

Speaker 2 (02:35):
Yes, And I think, okay, all right, maybe just one
one bad draft. So I send him back some notes saying, hey,
can you fix that? Can you look at this? Can
you do that? And oh yeah, yeah, let me make
those corrections, and he sends it and it might look
worse the second time. So I'm like, okay, like, did
I just waste my money? I think I just need
to move on and not and give up on this guy.

(02:58):
But no, we're gonna try again. And so the third
version I send, he put, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (03:07):
It's not right, Michael Langelo.

Speaker 2 (03:09):
It looks a little bit ray. You look a little
more like right like I think it looks a little
bit more like you Ray.

Speaker 1 (03:15):
Your member is to size.

Speaker 2 (03:18):
I still don't think it's very good though.

Speaker 1 (03:20):
Yours. Yeah, you got a little bit too much gray
in the beard, which it stands out to you almost
look like a dude from American Idol that had gray
hair Taylor Hicks. Yeah, him, but the beard version.

Speaker 2 (03:31):
It's like where do you find and just even the
word sore losers like the writing looks terrible. I don't know,
it just looks really really bad.

Speaker 1 (03:41):
Well, no, no, no, we are We are a cautionary
tale of somebody having a side job. Everybody does great,
they're nine to five. But if you start to have
a T shirt business on the side, you and your
wife weave baskets, maybe you guys do some woodworking, there's
always gonna be stuff slipping through the cracks. You don't
have an accountant, you don't have a set secretary. We
don't have this, that or the other. We finally hired

(04:03):
your wife. We're just the We're an example of having
a side business. And not being able to afford position.

Speaker 2 (04:10):
We don't have a graphic designer. The company says, oh,
we have a graphic designer. We have someone that can
draw you a logo, no problem. And it was like,
I I'm like, you might want to fire that graphic designer.
So we go out on our own and pay for
someone and I don't. We're gonna post these Sored Losers
podcasts on Facebook, we'll put them on Instagram, we'll put

(04:30):
them on Twitter, and we're gonna show you version one,
version two, version three, and maybe you guys vote and
we pick one of those, or you say hell no
and we go back to the drawing board. I don't know.

Speaker 1 (04:42):
Well, I'm the one that decided to do the caricatures
back in the day when it was all three of
us the trio. Maybe we don't even go with caricatures now,
but I'd like just go with the actual damn pictures
of us. You want to picture of my ass?

Speaker 2 (04:55):
No, I don't. I didn't take it. Everybody sit on
the fax machine. I think the characters is funny too.
I think characters are funny and I like the way
they look. It's just this person whoever we hired it

(05:16):
doesn't look right. Dude.

Speaker 1 (05:17):
Your wife had the best text to us the other day.
She goes, hey, guys, send me a picture of you guys,
and then you go, we don't have any of us,
and she goes, okay, cool, you're next to each other.
Take one. Hey, god, people, people are starting to lose it.

Speaker 2 (05:32):
I just I understand it because everybody's like, why didn't
you guys have a new logo yet.

Speaker 1 (05:35):
Listen, we are trying to have a new logo. But
you realize all these other podcasts that's what they do.
So they have the graphic designer, they have all these
loose ends tightened up.

Speaker 2 (05:45):
They have all this money to spend. Like, I'm spending
my own money and this is the crap I'm getting.
So maybe I spent cheap, thinking oh yeah, if it's cheap,
you get what you pay for. I think, and.

Speaker 1 (05:56):
It's like I would have helped you pay for it
and we go half and half, but you just went
and did it on your own.

Speaker 2 (06:01):
I understand you can reimburse me. That's fine. I was
just trying to get it done.

Speaker 1 (06:05):
Make it out to gibbles.

Speaker 2 (06:06):
Well, I was just trying to get it done because
I feel like we need a new logo, we need something,
or we just take the one where we chopped we
photoshopped that third person out and put us two and
we just keep that one. But that's just the same
logo without one person.

Speaker 1 (06:22):
Or the one with the Arnold or an AI version
of Arnold.

Speaker 2 (06:25):
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (06:27):
I no teeth, key, dude, what if we make it
look like it's a lot bigger show than it actually is. Oh,
we have pictures of Batter's Box. Yes, all the people
we talk about, it's just their picture.

Speaker 2 (06:38):
Yes day.

Speaker 1 (06:39):
Anytime somebody listens, they think there's a whole bunch of people.
It's just you and me in a studio. Because I
do the fake voice for Arnold. We have Pitts in
he can be a picture. We use his image. Brother,
I'm gonna need a couple bucks.

Speaker 2 (06:51):
I didn't give you the right to use my I
have the rights of my image and you took that
with it and Bubb's barbecue. Brother.

Speaker 1 (06:57):
I have a pretty good attorney up in spring Well. Brother. Uh,
he's gonna defend me. Brother, here's his number.

Speaker 2 (07:03):
I just I can't believe how hard it is to
get a logo. I didn't. I thought it'd be so easy.
I thought this dude, I looked at all his logos,
I'm like, man, those look bad ass.

Speaker 1 (07:12):
Well, we're not in the age of Michelangelo, Picasso, Uh,
Leonardo DiCaprio, all of them used to be painters. There's
not great painters nowadays. There's some guy painting a naked
woman and guess what, he's addicted to porn and he's
a predator. I mean, that's the thing. You're not gonna
find these great artists. People do it all on the
computer now, but then they realize there's not money in it.

(07:34):
There is money in it. Who the hell designs crap?

Speaker 2 (07:37):
Yeah? Did this guy just throw an AI version? I
don't know.

Speaker 1 (07:41):
Broy. My apartment complex, we found a lady that was
a painter.

Speaker 2 (07:45):
Dude.

Speaker 1 (07:45):
She's put painted twenty pieces now that I think we
should have maybe had her do us, But I don't
know if she does the digital stuff, if she just
does she only does paint, dude. We close down our
clubhouse because she painted the picture of Nashville for a month.
There was a paint structure with easels and brushes and
water and water. Paint dude. She took over the entire

(08:07):
clubhouse to paint.

Speaker 2 (08:09):
That's pretty cool. And so now there's in Nashville like
mural in your clubhouse.

Speaker 1 (08:13):
But they also took down one of the TVs. I
was pissed about it, but thank you for the artwork.
It's cultured. It'll help us get more residents there.

Speaker 2 (08:20):
Who cares because we don't have a community Cares team anymore.
You're moving out.

Speaker 1 (08:24):
It's not Cares team anymore, a two cares team.

Speaker 2 (08:29):
The place has gone down the wayside, like it's taken.

Speaker 1 (08:31):
It really hasn't. They're still at ninety percent ninety three.
Apparently anything under ninety percent full is considered unsuccessful in
the apartment industry.

Speaker 2 (08:40):
Really yeah, so.

Speaker 1 (08:41):
They're ninety three and right now they think they're rock bottom.

Speaker 2 (08:44):
How about this. I have a family, a friend of
the family.

Speaker 1 (08:48):
They are both mean the same thing.

Speaker 2 (08:49):
Yeah, yeah, whatever they are currently. They bought a house
and they were doing a remodel before they moved in,
so they had to rent an apartment and the contractor
told me it was going to take you know, six
months or whatever. So they signed a six month lease
at an apartment complex. Well, coming up, they're like, all right, yeah,
we're gonna move out. Oh, in the contract is like, actually,

(09:12):
it's going to take two more months. So they were
paying two thousand dollars in rent at the apartment complex
they're currently at, and they went inside and they said, hey,
you know what I mean, Actually we're not going to
be able to move out at the end of our lease.
Is there any way we can go month to month?
They said, oh, absolutely, you can go month to month.

(09:32):
We'll get back to you on how much it's going
to cost month to month.

Speaker 1 (09:35):
I mean, I'm dealing with the exact same thing.

Speaker 2 (09:37):
Continue And so then they sent him an email said
all right, you know, I talked to it over with
the manager and this is what it's going to cost
you to go month to month. They pay two thousand
dollars in rent, right, how much money do they want
for month to month? Well, our place is seven hundred,
seven hundred extra dollars. Oh, they want ten thousand dollars
a month.

Speaker 1 (09:56):
They want, uh like five thousand percent increase.

Speaker 2 (10:02):
They told them, if you're gonna do month to month,
it's gonna be ten thousand dollars per month to live
in that apartment.

Speaker 1 (10:09):
Dude in our place waived ours. Ours is free.

Speaker 2 (10:13):
How how crazy they said?

Speaker 1 (10:16):
They said that because they have other people wanting to
move in signing these big year contracts.

Speaker 2 (10:20):
I am. So they had to sit down and break
down the math of it, Like if they stay an
extra three months, that's thirty thousand dollars.

Speaker 1 (10:30):
Well, I mean, I'm pretty sure they can find a
place anywhere in the world for less than that.

Speaker 2 (10:34):
But that means you have to move your stuff again, right,
So what they're gonna.

Speaker 1 (10:37):
Do move in with me right now? All the minage.

Speaker 2 (10:40):
They're gonna end up I think signing another year lease
and probably not live there for most of the year
because it's gonna cost less to sign a year lease
than it is to pay ten thousand dollars a month.
How can you get away?

Speaker 1 (10:52):
Like, never have you told a story more applicable to
my life? Thank you? That is exactly what we're going through.

Speaker 2 (10:58):
I am thinking, Okay, yeah, they'll charge you may three
thousand dollars a month, and they'll charge you a little
bit extra, but nothing crazy. They came back with ten
thousand dollars.

Speaker 1 (11:09):
I mean, I would love to know the math on that.
So it was two thousand, It was two thousand dollars
a month times five. There's no way I can do
the math on that, but yeah, very difficult math. I
believe that's five thousand percent increase in price.

Speaker 2 (11:25):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (11:25):
One hundred percent is two thousand, so one hundred percent
so then two hundred percent would be four thousand, so
so five hundred percent. Yeah, not five thousand percent. Yeah,
I mean that's how can you get it?

Speaker 2 (11:39):
Like that is it's sort of like you you you charge,
you can't charge gas prices when you're fleeing a hurricane,
like gas stations aren't allowed to put.

Speaker 1 (11:48):
There, right, that's fleecing. That's that's exactly that's price gouging.

Speaker 2 (11:53):
That's what it's called. Yeah, but it's okay when you
are on ticket Master trying to buy tickets to see Messy.

Speaker 1 (11:59):
See even can they go I guess they can go
five hunt five?

Speaker 2 (12:02):
Why is that legal? Why is it okay for them
to price gouge? But the gas station can't price gouge
with Ticketmaster?

Speaker 1 (12:10):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (12:11):
Because Ticketmaster you get on there and it's all about
the number of people looking at those tickets at that
time determines the price. There's no set price, so they
just make up the price if you're on there and
a lot of people want MESSI tickets, oh thousand dollars.
Oh so, and so it's coming to town. No one
wants tickets twenty five dollars. Makes no sense.

Speaker 1 (12:29):
I learned that the other day. Didn't know that that
they could do that. I didn't know Ticketmaster could fluctuate
the prices based on demand. Yeah, they for the Messy
it was minimum four hundred.

Speaker 2 (12:39):
They didn't want. They don't want scalpers. They, oh, scalpers
are bad. We got we gotta come up with software
to block the scalpers.

Speaker 1 (12:45):
Well, it's Ticketmaster taking the money from the scalpers.

Speaker 2 (12:48):
Yeah, and they're like, you know what, Actually, those scalpers
are onto them. Let's start being the scalpers ourselves. What
has happened?

Speaker 1 (12:54):
Are there scalpers anymore outside of Bridgestone. There's no way
they're still in a job. If Ticketmaster do.

Speaker 2 (13:00):
That, I think there are still And.

Speaker 1 (13:02):
There's no way that was lucrative. There's no way those
guys made more than one hundred dollars a shift. They dude,
they would be out there the whole damn day before
Let's say Zach Brown bands show, They're out there from
three until showtime seven. No way did they make more
than one hundred bucks. And they're just out there on
Broadway in the dirt.

Speaker 2 (13:22):
Can't be making that much money. When I went to NASCAR,
there was scalpers on the side of the road, like saying,
who needs tickets? Four tickets here? Like there was like
they were like five or six of them just standing
on the side of the road. There is no way
you're making enough money to spend all those hours standing
on the side of the street. Go to a ut
football game.

Speaker 1 (13:42):
And now it's almost all digital.

Speaker 2 (13:44):
Yes, tickets, but that's what I'm saying. So how do
people like no one is do people actually go to
the stadium looking for scalper tickets or are they already
just buying them online scalper wise, so the scalper business
may be.

Speaker 1 (13:55):
Non existent the funk, Yeah, it really may. I remember
going to I'm trying, dude, I just went to the
damn Titans game. Let me think about a recent occurrence
in my life. I didn't see any scalpers.

Speaker 2 (14:08):
That's bananas.

Speaker 1 (14:09):
They're done. They died, Ray get them a body back.
They need a new job, dude, They're looking for work.
That's what I'm saying they're doing other stuff now. There
was not one scalper at the Titans game.

Speaker 2 (14:18):
I remember going to a University of Texas. It was
either football game or basketball game when I was a kid,
and I'd always seen those guys, who needs tickets? Who
needs tickets? You know? And I thought it was so funny,
but it means they have tickets, right. But it was
sold out, sold out, you know, it was a big game.
And I so me being funny. I was like, who

(14:39):
needs tickets? I got two tickets, and I mean I
was surrounded by people.

Speaker 1 (14:45):
Did you sell them?

Speaker 2 (14:47):
And I was like, I was just joking, guys. I
was like, ten, dude. I was like, just joking, just joking.
My dad goes, what the hell are you doing. I
was like, I thought it'd be funny.

Speaker 1 (14:56):
That's how you started.

Speaker 2 (14:57):
Yeah, And I have pissed scalpers off in the past
when we have events and if we have free tickets,
they're out there trying to scalp and someone's buying the tickets.
I'll walk them back here, don't buy them, Just here's
some free tickets. You want to talk about pissed off scalpers? Dude?

Speaker 1 (15:10):
When I was in the heart of my gambling days.
What did I do? I had a ticket, That's what
it was. I sold the ticket. I told this story
before I sold the ticket to a scalper, so it
wasn't even a guy buying it. I was on the
street sold him the ticket. So say he gave me.
I believe he gave me one hundred and fifty bucks,
and then he's gonna probably sell it for two hundred.
But he didn't have change, and I believe our deal

(15:31):
was maybe our deal was one hundred and eighty and
he only had one hundred and forty. And he goes,
this is how dumb I was. He goes, how about
we roll the dice. I win, I win. I'll ask
one of my other scalper buddies and I'll give you
two hundred. So I would have made sixty more dollars.
And he goes, you lose, I get all the money.
And so we rolled. We rolled the dice, and.

Speaker 2 (15:54):
Let me guess, right, he rolled a seven.

Speaker 1 (15:55):
Well, I mean it was. It had took some rolls.
It wasn't the first roll, but it was if he
rolled a seven, then he would win or whatever. So
not only did he get every role, to win a
seven when it should have been switched over to me.
It should have been him first seven. Yeah, seven, It
was him every time seven. And I was gonna lose
one hundred and forty and I could only make sixty.
And that's what I did, and I lost all the money.

(16:20):
But that guy might not be doing that business anymore though.

Speaker 2 (16:23):
Hey look look where he is. Hey, where are they now?
Scalpers like I know that Carlos who used to work
for the show, his grandpa was a scalper. He used
to scalp everything. To the University of Texas games, every
football game, basketball game, he was out there selling tickets.

Speaker 1 (16:40):
Well, and I know it's you gotta have somebody in
the industry. I remember when I bought White Sox tickets
one time when I lived in Chicago. The guy's sister
worked for the White Sox. She would give him tickets
and then he would scalp them so he gets the
rock bottom price or for free. And that's how you
make money. These scalpers aren't buying them and then selling it.
There's no money in that for a normal event unless
it's Taylor, unless.

Speaker 2 (17:00):
You're going to wriggly Field. That and you got like
six buddies with you, and you want to sit in
the outfield bleachers and you buy bleacher seats for some
from some guy for seventy five dollars a pop. And
you go to the gate and you go to get
in and they're not real tickets. Damn damn, that's a sad.

(17:21):
That's a that's a you. Yeah, that's a bad beat man.

Speaker 1 (17:24):
Oh I I same thing happened to me.

Speaker 2 (17:26):
That's a bad that's a bad's that is a bad
like then, because you're like, damn.

Speaker 1 (17:31):
It, wait, like could you do not scratch it? Did
it just look like a real.

Speaker 2 (17:34):
To It was just like a real It was a
real ticket like it was like I was back on
paper tickets, Like he held up tickets like he had
tickets in his hand.

Speaker 1 (17:41):
Dude, same thing happened to me.

Speaker 2 (17:42):
And you're like, all right, hell, yeah, we're going to Wriggly.
We're gonna sit in the bleachers. And then not only
are you out to seventy five dollars, then you still
got to buy tickets. So he got Really it was
a really expensive day I Wriggly, man.

Speaker 1 (17:53):
That dude that happened to me, But the guy let
me in. I was taking some chick. Twenty thirteen, when
we first moved here, went to a Titans game. I
bought fake tickets. Apparently you're supposed to thumb nail it
and you can see. If it scratches and it makes
a mark, then it's a real ticket. If it just
indentse that means it's fake, phony paper or something. I
didn't do that, dude. I go to get in. Tickets
aren't working. I'm with this chick. She said, what's going on?

(18:15):
What's going on? And the guy goes, just go in, man,
just go in, and we go in, go and sit
in our seats. Definitely somebody else's seats there. So we're
hopping around a little bit.

Speaker 2 (18:25):
I Uh, Taylor Swift was in town and we went
on Saturday night. I think it's the night we went,
and one of our friend's moms. Uh. Marcus's mom was
a really big Taylor Swift fan, and she was like,
oh my gosh, you guys went. Was it amazing? I
was thinking about splurging on tickets. Maybe I'll do it
for Sunday splurge. And I told her, I said, I

(18:48):
talked to some girls that they waited till thirty minutes
before the show and they got cheap tickets and she
was like, oh my gosh, that's what I'm gonna do.
So her and her friend they waited till about thirty
minutes for showtime, okay, and they freaking get online. They
buy these tickets and they go to the gate and

(19:09):
they scan them. Boom, they get in. They go to
their seats, there's someone in their seats.

Speaker 1 (19:16):
Always a telltale sign fake tickets.

Speaker 2 (19:18):
And they're like, huh, hey, either.

Speaker 1 (19:20):
They got them or you got them. Somebody got the fakes.

Speaker 2 (19:23):
No, they wouldn't scan. They weren't They weren't transferring, so
they couldn't get in the gate.

Speaker 1 (19:27):
Another telltale sign.

Speaker 2 (19:28):
And the usher's like, man, I don't know man, and
they're like, no, look, we paid for him. He's like, yeah,
I see that you paid for him. But they're not
coming through, you know what, Go ahead and go on
in beautiful. But then they go to their seats. Someone
in their seat.

Speaker 1 (19:43):
Yep, that's when you know somebody got had.

Speaker 2 (19:45):
Someone had the same tickets.

Speaker 1 (19:48):
Well, who's in the wrong.

Speaker 2 (19:49):
So you're telling me the person sold them on two
different sites and you got them, but then they never
transferred them to you. Yes, so they had to go
to the the box office, they had to go to
the security. It was all electronic, all electronic. So they're like, damn,
we're about to get kicked out. We're about to get
kicked out.

Speaker 1 (20:07):
Right, But why even go to security You're in the stadium.

Speaker 2 (20:09):
That's what I'm thinking. But Marcus's mom is a I
think she's a dude. Like she's like a nervous like
she's scared to do anything wrong, like just inconvenience, So
she felt bad. Not only did they go to security
and talk to them, security upgraded their tickets. What they
got to sit like tenth row JJ what and they

(20:34):
got their money back for the old tickets and they
got like a Taylor Swift like t shirt because why
because the inconvenience They went to Taylor Swift for free
and got a like tenth row seats and a free shirt.

Speaker 1 (20:51):
Because maybe it was on maybe it was a ticket
site that the Nissan was partnered with, and they felt
bad that it did. That's exactly what it had to be, dude,
that's pretty lucky.

Speaker 2 (21:01):
They were like everything happened like the even though they
weren't the tickets weren't transferring to her phone, like the
seller wasn't transferring them. The person working in security was like,
I can see that you bought him, so I'm gonna
let you go ahead and go in. Or they could
have been like, no, I'm sorry. If they don't transfer him,
you can't come in, and it would have been over.
Everything had to happen perfectly, and it did.

Speaker 1 (21:25):
But there is something with that scanning.

Speaker 2 (21:27):
Man.

Speaker 1 (21:27):
Dude, our buddy Nick sat outside a Nissan on Sunday
fifteen minutes is thing one scan seat? Geek?

Speaker 2 (21:34):
Yeah, finally scanned. That's the nerve wracking thing. What if
there's no Wi Fi? What if there's something? That's why
I'm not a big fan. Why can't we just go
back to the printed tickets?

Speaker 1 (21:43):
Or he had a fake ticket and he paid the
guy off to sneak in.

Speaker 2 (21:48):
Oh, just like this logo, man, I think I feel
like this guy's just ripping us off into maybe a
fake logo. He's just ripping us off over and all right,
these guys, hopefully these jokers will just go away. We're
gonna post those, but we're gonna be right back and
I'm gonna tell your team snacks takes a huge hit.

Speaker 1 (22:03):
Or going to Paris to get an artwork, right.

Speaker 2 (22:05):
We Hey, do we have any art students out there
that can make us a logo? Shut up, Arnold, Abby naked.

Speaker 1 (22:15):
Arnold, don't ever say that about Abby.

Speaker 2 (22:18):
Won't be right back.

Speaker 1 (22:24):
Why are we coming back? Just stop it?

Speaker 2 (22:27):
You think I mean, I'll just stop it.

Speaker 1 (22:28):
I don't want We go hard.

Speaker 2 (22:32):
Sometimes, no, we go hard, but hey.

Speaker 1 (22:34):
Guys, this is what it's like in the NFL. No,
they go hard as dick, but then they chill because
you know where they go hard on Sunday, Chill on Monday,
Chill on Monday, Tuesday.

Speaker 2 (22:46):
Then get back to it on Wednesday because.

Speaker 1 (22:48):
It's iHeart Week. Uh, iHeart Festival Week in Vegas. We
have just gone hard as donkeys.

Speaker 2 (22:55):
Yeah, and not as hard as this twenty nine year
old man from Buffalo.

Speaker 1 (22:59):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (22:59):
He went to the Bill's home opener this past Sunday
against the Las Vegas Raiders, and before kickoff, people reported
seeing him go into a porter potty strip naked, rub
feces all over his body. Then he came out of
the porter potty and they're building the new Bills Stadium

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right next door. He jumped the fence ran into the
construction area and fell in a forty foot hole.

Speaker 1 (23:28):
Massive drug usage was in play.

Speaker 2 (23:31):
He was under the influence of alcohol, LSD, cocaine and marijuana.

Speaker 1 (23:36):
See, I mean that's the thing. Usually I stop at
twelve beers.

Speaker 2 (23:42):
I mean, dude, to go to a Bills game to
watch the Raiders, you got alcohol, LSD, cocaine and marijuana.
What times you wake up? Man?

Speaker 1 (23:50):
Dude? I thought the exact same thing when I was
at the Titans game. What do these people do on Monday?
There were people getting hammered. Do they not have full
time jobs?

Speaker 2 (23:59):
Get excited about something? But how can you be that
excited about the first game against the Raiders where you're
hitting alcohol? Or does he do that all.

Speaker 1 (24:07):
The time he's a drug addict?

Speaker 2 (24:09):
I think so. I mean, but he was rescued and
all he had was a scratch on his forehead.

Speaker 1 (24:14):
You got to think sometimes with your old college buddies,
high school buddies, you get together and then all of
a sudden, that's when everybody starts throwing on oh ideal coke.
Oh I've got an LSD smack hookup, and then that's
how it all happens.

Speaker 2 (24:26):
Also, if you're the people that are arresting him because
you got to take him in and he's covered in shit, like, no, no, no,
he's not going to my cop car. No, no, no, put
him in your cop no, no, no, put him in your cop.

Speaker 1 (24:38):
Car, dude. That's why I would never be a cop.
There's no way I could get a shit covered person
and put him in the back of my cop car. Dude.
I'd have to disinfect a thing for four hours. I
would never be able to serve my community.

Speaker 2 (24:49):
My cousin who was a firefighter out in Tucson, he
would get calls and they were bigger people that like
fell off the toilet and needed help getting up up.
He said there was one in particular they went to
numerous times and they'd.

Speaker 1 (25:04):
Had to put on the rubber suits asthmat.

Speaker 2 (25:07):
And they would have to draw for who was going
to get behind. And he said, there's one time I lost,
so I'm behind and we picked the guy up and no,
and he said, there was just a streak of brown
up together, and he's like, and then he goes and
then you're looking at everybody and you're like, and you're

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trying not to laugh because you have a shit streak
up the thing up the thing.

Speaker 1 (25:34):
So I guess cops are also fire department. At first,
there was a time when they just went to fires, right,
but now they make fire department. They do everything medical, medical.
Every cops are fire at They have to roll a truck. Yes, yeah,
so Bazer at the apartment when she was feeling.

Speaker 2 (25:51):
The fire truck's the first to show up.

Speaker 1 (25:52):
Firetruck got rolled. Yes, but yeah, that's what I learned.
And they now roll it to everything, which makes it
not as desirable.

Speaker 2 (25:59):
My old room mate, uh, he is a firefighter in
San Antonio, and he got called out to a bigger
person that was stuck in bed and the mattress had
kind of started growing like into their skin. And so
they're trying to get this lady out of the house.

Speaker 1 (26:21):
She hot.

Speaker 2 (26:29):
Yeah, she was a hotty. I mean if you're into that.
And so they're trying to get her out and they
she's in the mattress and they're trying to fit her through
the door.

Speaker 1 (26:40):
So they took the mattress with her. Well yeah, they
had to.

Speaker 2 (26:43):
And one of them starts yelling, fall her like a taco,
falling like a taco.

Speaker 1 (26:56):
The woman's life, for God's sake, she.

Speaker 2 (26:58):
Won't won't fit through the door and you can't get
the mattress through the doorframe.

Speaker 1 (27:02):
Guys, that's when you stop going to f F for lunch. Okay,
they started falling, like dude, that's ever the end of mine.
That's that's the end of the road for me. You never,
that's never what you want your life to become. You're
being folded like a taco. You're a human being.

Speaker 2 (27:21):
He goes, you know, they're all struggling to get it out,
and he goes, they're being real serious. And then someone goes,
fall like a burrito, and he said, dude, you want
to talk about trying so hard none to laugh and
drop this lady because she's the dude keeps yelling falling
like a taco, fall in like a taco. And he goes,
we could hear him, but he said it over and

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over and they folded her like a taco to get
her out.

Speaker 1 (27:46):
Usually a work mattress is tough when you're trying to
get it out of the doorframe. They don't really fold
too well, but enough force and yes, race synergy. Yeah,
I don't understand how. I mean, I would assume at
some point you've just got knock out some like a
hole in the wall. Distance equels length times weight.

Speaker 2 (28:05):
But it's just I just thought that story was crazy.
Then there's a story from the Patriots Dolphins game. Did
you see this?

Speaker 1 (28:12):
It's a sad one if it's what you're talking about. Yes,
And Abby was trying to show me the video, Arnold,
I'm sorry.

Speaker 2 (28:19):
Why would you want to see the video of this?

Speaker 1 (28:21):
She didn't show me the news story and on the
bottom there was video footage of it.

Speaker 2 (28:26):
I don't want to see the video, see. I like,
I don't mind watching fight videos, but this is extreme.
There were Dolphins fans taunting a Patriots fan in Gillette
Stadium on Sunday night, and then they attack this dude
and boom, boom boom. They punch him, goes unconscious, they

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punch him some more. He's now dead.

Speaker 1 (28:50):
Rest in peace, dude. That should not be happening at
these sporting events. That it really just tell you that
the security, the staff is overrun. And also people are
fueled up. And I'm not I'm not saying it's drug usage,
but they're fueled up on more than a couple of
relaxing beers in a parking lot. These people have got
rocket fuel in them. It could be cocaine. It could

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be a bet. Sometimes a bet will give you that
kind of energy.

Speaker 2 (29:16):
It could be you're a Dolphins fan, which okay, great,
you're a Dolphins fan. But what drives you to the
point And they say that the guy that got killed,
like the one that got beat up and died, didn't
throw a single punch. That just stood there and was like.

Speaker 1 (29:30):
It sounded like he got hit, hit the ground and
knocked himself unconscious.

Speaker 2 (29:34):
Right, yeah, And it's crazy to me that you love
so these people that did this. You're gonna go to prison,
they really are. They're going to go to prison all
because you were excited about the Dolphins winning Week two
of the NFL season. Is it really that big idea?
It's just crazy to me.

Speaker 1 (29:53):
So you think these fights always used to happen. We
didn't just all have cell phones at the time. Right,
It's a common thing. I think darting events, people are
all liquored and lubed up and they're just looking to
get a punch, fisticuff something.

Speaker 2 (30:08):
I think they're hyped up on adrenaline, alcohol and it's
a rivalry. I guess it's a rivalry. The Dolphins have
been getting their ass kicked by the freaking Patriots for years.
You go and you win, but what at what point
do you take it to the escalation of attacking a
dude in the game's over, the Dolphins won. Good, go home, like, whoa, yeah,
it's over, Dolphins win.

Speaker 1 (30:30):
But oh my god, it's a lot of cements, a
lot of slabs in the area. All at take. You're falling.
If somebody's five feet tall, you're falling five feet that's
all it takes. And knock yourself out and kill yourself.

Speaker 2 (30:41):
Oh just awful, I mean awful.

Speaker 1 (30:44):
And his family was there with him.

Speaker 2 (30:45):
His wife, there were season ticket holders.

Speaker 1 (30:48):
Thirty years he was with the team. You'd got to
think they're gonna shut down that area.

Speaker 2 (30:54):
What do you mean shutting it? Shut it down? No,
you don't think there's gonna be people there the next game. Really,
what are you gonna do? Well, you can't shut it down.

Speaker 1 (31:03):
Gotta rope it off of the area.

Speaker 2 (31:05):
What do you for the rest for the rest of history?
They can't people can't sit there.

Speaker 1 (31:08):
He was a thirty year ticket holder, so it's already
his seats. They bought them all year. Well, or if
his wife goes in on I would assume his wife's
probably not gonna go. But I will say I cannot
believe somebody died at an NFL game. We've gotten the
reports where it's outside of the stadium, before the game,
after the game. Is this besides somebody falling from the

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second deck. Is this one of the first of its
kind where one of these fights spilled over in is
somebody dying? It's the first I can remember, because there's
someone dying baseball guys, Dodgers and Giants outside of the stadium.

Speaker 2 (31:41):
I believe in the parking lot. There was the guy
at the Rangers, I believe his Rangers. He someone tried
to toss him a ball and he leaned over and
fell and died.

Speaker 1 (31:51):
Aware of that one does this? Does any charges get
filed on the security staff?

Speaker 2 (31:55):
There?

Speaker 1 (31:55):
No?

Speaker 2 (31:55):
Okay, there here's the thing. There are how many people,
I mean, let's say fifty thousand. Let's just I have
no idea how many Gillette Stadium holds fifty thousand.

Speaker 1 (32:04):
People believe it's fifty eight thousand.

Speaker 2 (32:06):
Are you really how can you control that? You have security?
There's probably one security guard per whatever. There's probably rules
and regulations and that's what they have. They can't sit
by every single person and make sure they're behaving. You
have ushers that are supposed to be watching for things.
I mean, this is the game is over.

Speaker 1 (32:25):
Some of these ushers are a little elderly. It does
take them a moment to get over. There are some
of them gonna be able to hold people back. Here's
the thing ushers. I mean, my whole thing is ushers shouldn't.

Speaker 2 (32:35):
Have to do that.

Speaker 1 (32:36):
But there's ushers to call the police. There's vendors which
have the port missiles and the beer. The ushers help
people with their seats. Security keeps everybody secure, and security
security in every aisle. When I went to the Titans game,
great example, there was security. I passed an usher and
a security guy per aisle.

Speaker 2 (32:57):
Also, but you see those security people and there's no
way they're gonna when when those people are repped.

Speaker 1 (33:02):
Up by Sky. This guy's jack.

Speaker 2 (33:03):
Okay, every once in a while you're gonna get the
jacked one, but then you're gonna.

Speaker 1 (33:06):
Get h I showed him my ticket and his hand
was bigger than my cell phone, my ticket on my phone,
my hand, Bay's hand, Bay's ring. His hand was this big. Okay.

Speaker 2 (33:19):
So but then you have Grandma Gertrude, who's also the security.
You know what I'm saying, the little old thing. Oh yeah,
your's ether right down here.

Speaker 1 (33:26):
It looks like you're playing on the field today.

Speaker 2 (33:29):
Yeah, I'm not gonna really be able to stop anything
if anything happens, But have a good time at the
game because most people you don't need security like that.
You don't need that. The incidents are a few idiots,
so you can't. But yes, they're gonna go to prison
the security. Nothing's gonna happen with security. It's awful. It's terrible.
I just can't believe people care that much about their team.

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I can't. So what are you in for? Oh?

Speaker 1 (33:53):
Man?

Speaker 2 (33:54):
I was at a Dolphins game, man, and someone said
go Patriots, and so I fought him like what, like
what an idiot? I can't I can't wrap my head
around him.

Speaker 1 (34:05):
Does this curb it a little bit? No?

Speaker 2 (34:08):
Because you think, oh, I would never do that. Then
you get a couple of beers in you. Someone says
Bengals suck what go Ravens.

Speaker 1 (34:16):
Excuse me?

Speaker 2 (34:17):
F you boom boom fight fight, knock you out?

Speaker 1 (34:19):
What I've already learned all these fight videos we've seen
over the past ten years. You never want to be
the guy that's uh lower because the guy up top
has got a better leverage.

Speaker 2 (34:28):
Oh, got better leverage and he can just jump.

Speaker 1 (34:30):
And also if you fall back, it's almost impossible to
come out of those seats, is what I've learned.

Speaker 2 (34:34):
Oh yeah, you're stuck.

Speaker 1 (34:35):
So we've we how all have learned a little bit
of stuff about fights on stadiums. It's it most times
the guys both get not fallen over because it's so
difficult to keep your balance your feet. You're not able
to get a good stance because the seats are closer together.
It's tough to get a punch off because people are
grabbing at their arms and stuff like that. So there's
really no way to win a fight in a stadium.

Speaker 2 (34:57):
No, there's no way to win a fight in the
stadium at our Harry's, There's no way to win a
fight anywhere. Really, you're too old. We're too old to fight.

Speaker 1 (35:04):
If you go to a game and you go, Man,
that was stupid to me to pay twenty for parking. Man,
that was stupid to me. I can't believe I got
scalp tickets that were fake tickets. Dude, somebody that gets
in a fight at a game, I mean, how stupid
do you feel like you are the next day at work?
Like you know, when we saw the pudy you not
even this guy? There was another guy bleeding all over
the stadium.

Speaker 2 (35:24):
That was the Jets, cowboy.

Speaker 1 (35:25):
How dumb do you feel Monday at work knowing that
you bled all over an NFL stadium?

Speaker 2 (35:29):
Or you're getting on the plane back to New York
if you're just visiting Dallas and you have a freaking
black eye and a broken nose, all because you were
cheering for the Jets, Like what the like? The ones
I even are crazier are when it's the same fans
fighting judg are like Niners fans versus Niners fans, what like,
why would you be fighting?

Speaker 1 (35:49):
Or you get the girls in there that they try
to get a lick off too.

Speaker 2 (35:52):
I saw one where though there was two dudes fighting
in the stands, she starts to punch its so many knockers. Yeah,
someone knocks her dad. I mean, I'm like, good odd people.
I just don't understand it.

Speaker 1 (36:01):
I think the NFL steps in and it's almost where
before the games and they say something, maybe there's a
new what.

Speaker 2 (36:08):
Are they gonna say, Well, attention, crowd, please do not fight.
Do we really need to tell people, Hey, attention, we
have a no fighting policy here at Reliance Stadium. We
have a no fighting policy at Allegiance Stadium. Las Vegas
Raiders do not condone fighting.

Speaker 1 (36:28):
Maybe just that one thing in the back of their head,
they'll remember that and realize it could result in twenty
years imprisonment. Maybe some little read that's at video boards
across the country.

Speaker 2 (36:38):
Uh. Here at Mile High of Denver, we do not
want fighting. We do not condone fighting unless you are
the gonna fight. The GM who signed Russell Wilson to
two hundred million dollar max deal guaranteed after not seeing
him play it down, and we gave up all these
draft picks and he sucks ass. Let's rude.

Speaker 1 (36:57):
They are owing two.

Speaker 2 (36:58):
They are own two, and we were going to talk
about how the team snacks took a hit. I got
a text last night from Marcus's mom and said, sad news, guys, Marcus,
who is one of our best defenders, Dude his lights
out back there. Marcus is out for the season. Marcus

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was at kindergarten.

Speaker 1 (37:21):
Bullshit.

Speaker 2 (37:22):
It was recess time and Marcus saw those monkey bars
and said, I'm going for it. He made it about
halfway across and Marcus came tumbling down and Marcus broke
his arm.

Speaker 1 (37:38):
He can still play soccer though.

Speaker 2 (37:39):
Now, because he's gonna have a hard cast and you
worry about him swinging it and hitting somebody. He's got
it in a sling right now. He's got the plaster cast,
and on tomorrow he will get the real cast and
he'll be wearing that for six eight weeks. So Marcus,
the season comes to an end, he will be missed.

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You can't replace him.

Speaker 1 (38:02):
If you wouldn't mind when he does get that plaster
cast off, if we could have it here in the
Clay and Buck studio, I'll ask him, would you give
us that honor?

Speaker 2 (38:10):
I'll ask him. I'll say, Marcus, we'd like to have
your car, and I hopefully he'll let us sign it,
maybe his new cast. That was the cool thing about
having a cast, though, is everybody got to sign it.
But he calls it a tast I got a test
on my arm.

Speaker 1 (38:22):
He doesn't know the English language ever.

Speaker 2 (38:24):
Well, he sent a video and my my son. They're
like best friends. Send him a video. Hey buddy, I'm sorry, Marcus.
I'm sorry you broke your arm and I really hope
you feel better, and we're gonna miss you on the
soccer field and he said. He replied, I was on
the monkey bars and I got a tast I got
a test.

Speaker 1 (38:40):
On my arm.

Speaker 2 (38:40):
I fell.

Speaker 1 (38:41):
So that's what he said to the media.

Speaker 2 (38:42):
Yeah, that's what he That was his only comment.

Speaker 1 (38:44):
He goes, He goes, please respect my privacy at this time.
I got a task.

Speaker 2 (38:51):
Yeah. So we Uh that's it. That's that's the blow
of a team snacks. I didn't. I just saw those stories.
I thought, oh man, those are pretty crazy. But when
we come back, we're going to talk about running backs,
why they don't get paid, why it's wrong they don't
get paid. It's a whole thing. We'll be right back.

Speaker 1 (39:15):
Well, I didn't know you're going to give us a
lesson on economics.

Speaker 2 (39:18):
Well, the whole thing this offseason is, this past offseason
was like running backs getting no respect. They don't get paid.
They're so important, they're so valuable, but no one's paying
them big money. They're not the reason being. They feel
like you can find any running back and they can
do pretty much the same thing.

Speaker 1 (39:35):
Who got more rushes, Derrick Henry or Taj Spears and
all hang up and listen. Derrick Henry, Yeah, but Taja
was damn near close, and he was damn near effective.
I agree with you, and I damn hear don't know
my point. I'll hang up and listen.

Speaker 2 (39:52):
That's the problem is they use these guys, over use
them because they pay them for a couple of years
and then they say, get out of here, get younger
guys or cheaper We're not going to pay you the
big bucks.

Speaker 1 (40:03):
Because there's so much usage on their leg.

Speaker 2 (40:05):
Yes, and they become like, look at Zeke Elliott, he
signs that big deal and then he sucks.

Speaker 1 (40:10):
Now that was when he grabbed that woman's breast at
Marti Gras and.

Speaker 2 (40:13):
He got fat. You get that, he's not he You
know all those all the wear and tear. It doesn't
seem to happen as early with wide receivers, quarterbacks, running backs.
It's like they hit a wall at a certain age.
I don't get it. So they don't want to pay them,
which is they're right that as a GM, as an
owner of a team, you have to decide. Okay, I'm
not going to pay them, but I feel bad for

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the running backs because they get the most usage and
their careers are the shortest. It has to be their
career because they take so many freaking hits, and the
reason they don't want to invest long term money is
they get hurt a lot. We're two weeks in. Saquon
Barkley out three weeks. Shebby, Oh, Nick Chubb, I didn't
see it. I didn't see it.

Speaker 1 (40:56):
Well, it was all over ESPN dot com.

Speaker 2 (40:58):
Didn't see it. I just got a text from my brother.
Oh my god, poor Nick Chubb. And I'm sure the
barstool boys posted it. And so I called him and
I said, what's up? Batter's box? And he said, what
if everybody that's a batter's box? He goes, dude, it
was so bad. Joe Buck said, we're not going to
show the replay. Like immediately, they said we're not going

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to show the replay.

Speaker 1 (41:22):
So Bucky saw it. Yeah, monitor and Troy shut it down.
He said, hold the cameras, hold the monitors.

Speaker 2 (41:28):
And Troy Aikman said, like, I think I'm gonna be sick.

Speaker 1 (41:31):
Troy Aikman retweeted us on his Twitter account.

Speaker 2 (41:34):
I did see that he retreated you.

Speaker 1 (41:36):
Two hundred and twenty five thousand views later, that was
pretty cool. Sore Loser's nation went viral.

Speaker 2 (41:42):
So those injuries are why they don't want to pay
running backs, but which is why running backs should get paid.
Because I don't know if Nick Chubb ever plays football again.
I haven't heard, I haven't read anything. I don't read,
but everybody's saying it was so bad.

Speaker 1 (41:55):
Oh, I need to pick up their backup because sorry, he.

Speaker 2 (41:57):
Had a devastating injury in college, came all the way
bad to be, you know, so freaking good and supposed.
I mean it was a hit right on the knee
and it was just nasty.

Speaker 1 (42:05):
Chubby went to Georgia, yes, okay, and now Chubby's been
in Cleveland, Yes.

Speaker 2 (42:11):
Yes, very good points anything else, But that's what I'm saying,
is like, how do you are they sure they get paid?

Speaker 1 (42:19):
Women's sports soccer they get paid. Why is McDonald's guy
not paid as much as the guy banging his secretary
but he's more important?

Speaker 2 (42:26):
Here's those saying Saquon Barkley touches the ball like the
time or something like that.

Speaker 1 (42:31):
That's important. It's a running back they can.

Speaker 2 (42:33):
Catch, they still pay him less than the third wide
receiver on the team.

Speaker 1 (42:36):
Which is more valuable. You're hybrid or your putter.

Speaker 2 (42:40):
Putter?

Speaker 1 (42:41):
Damn it. I needed you to say hybrid, because if
a running back catches the ball too, then he's more valuable.
I would say those are an upper end running back.
Parkley can catch the ball, correct, Chubby ad it does?

Speaker 2 (42:52):
He don't catch. He doesn't catch. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (42:54):
See, so that's the thing. Chubby would be at the
lower end, but.

Speaker 2 (42:56):
He's but he's so damn good.

Speaker 1 (42:59):
So then maybe there's a list of about five guys
in the NFL. Depending on yardage, you have to pay
him a certain amount. I think you should have to
change the oil if you will, no per mileage. I
don't know how you would do it, but maybe per touch. No,
I'm not literally saying it like a car, but I'm saying,
if we're using that analogy, you gotta get your oil changed.

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You got to get the windshield wipers.

Speaker 2 (43:21):
I get, no, I understand, I get what you're saying.
I am saying. I think if you want to get creative,
say touches or every down I play, I get a
thousand bucks, a ten thousand dollars.

Speaker 1 (43:35):
What if it's a penalty? Oh, it's great count.

Speaker 2 (43:39):
But I don't it's a great call because that play
doesn't count.

Speaker 1 (43:41):
And you're saying there's gonna be a ticker at the
bottom of the screen and it'll say he's earned ten thousand,
twenty thousand, thirty thousand. Maybe, I mean, could there be
one more visual on the screen and I'll hang up there?
Or their agent at home is at home with like
the clicker of the club to get into the club.
That's a play, well not rosen House or who's the
agent Scooter Braun? Everybody turned their back on him. He

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used to be the agents of the stars.

Speaker 2 (44:05):
Oh, everybody ditched him. Bieber said, fuck off. I don't
think Bieber did. I think that was just a room rumor.

Speaker 1 (44:10):
And then it was Arianna Grott.

Speaker 2 (44:11):
I think that was just a rumor too. Grande did
turn her back on her husband, though she did. She
was in some play. Isn't that her? The one that's
in the play in New York and is hooking up
with the co star and he left his wife. She
left her husband. They both filed for di divorce and
now she licked a donut.

Speaker 1 (44:27):
No, less, that's the same girl.

Speaker 2 (44:30):
Oh, she's the one that licked the donut.

Speaker 1 (44:32):
He was using a donut as a skin flute.

Speaker 2 (44:35):
I didn't know that. Yes, now I put two and
two together and thank you for that. Yes, I mean
I just think it's the running back. So yes, I
was watching it going that's why they don't want to
pay the running back. But then that's why I feel
bad for the running back. But then I'm like, I
understand them not paying the running back because they don't
want to get stuck with a guaranteed contract when they
could never play again. So weird.

Speaker 1 (44:56):
Have you seen these clips floating around their viral of
dads explaining the game to their daughters. No, it's these
dads that are being super dads and they'll say, okay,
so yeah, so you see this right here, this is
ten yards once they get there, that's a first down.
Being understanding. I mean, I want to say they're fake
or these are amazing men that are great family men.

(45:17):
The times I've explained it to Bazer, I've been losing
a bet, I've been puckered as hell, I've four beers deep.
I just don't sound as football literate as these dads do.
I feel like there's this fake trend of dads standing
up next to the TV talking about the game. I
hope they're real. I want them to be real.

Speaker 2 (45:39):
I get maybe one or two were real, and then
after that all fake.

Speaker 1 (45:44):
Because at first it was a good idea, you know,
but then everybody else just jumps on these trend things.

Speaker 2 (45:49):
Here we go, Okay, you're ready for this, I'm ready.

Speaker 1 (45:53):
And how many yards? Get? Third down?

Speaker 2 (46:05):
That gets six yards?

Speaker 1 (46:09):
Yes, I mean the guy's team. He's wearing a Vowles shirt.
His team's losing twenty six to seven. My team at
the time, no longer mine. I've turned my back on it.
And he's that understanding. And what does he have in
his hand, No less a yingling and oh my gosh,
what a carrying explanation to his daughter.

Speaker 2 (46:30):
And he's pausing it in the middle of the game
because the game has paused so he can explain the
six yards.

Speaker 1 (46:36):
And he's probably got a couple a couple of twenties
on the game. Let's be real with the buddies at
the office.

Speaker 2 (46:42):
And he seems like he's in a great mood. If
your team is getting smoked by that much. You are
not in a good mood. You're not that patient. You're
very frustrated, you're upset.

Speaker 1 (46:53):
I mean, the times I've explained to parlay Bet to Beazer,
it's been pretty choppy. I don't know if I'm as
well versed with sentences as that guy was with his daughter.

Speaker 2 (47:02):
He was very clear, he was very articulate.

Speaker 1 (47:04):
You see this ten yards, that's a earth down.

Speaker 2 (47:09):
You see, he gotta get six yards. I explained it
to my kids over and over again, because they asked me, oh, Dad, Oh,
he has two more tries, Dada, two more tries, then
we score points. I'm like, no, no, no, If they don't
get the first down, then they'll probably punt. Oh okay, okay,
but do we get points when they punt?

Speaker 1 (47:26):
Do you say lunch, dad?

Speaker 2 (47:27):
No, No, they don't get points when they punt. They
they you know, they they're trying to get into the rectangle.

Speaker 1 (47:32):
Okay, But Dad, why can't they touch the ball with
their hands?

Speaker 2 (47:36):
That's another thing. It's like data, When are they gonna
kick it?

Speaker 1 (47:39):
Dad? Why don't you play football like these men? Well, son,
your dad's a soccer player.

Speaker 2 (47:45):
Your dad's a little too small to play football. If
I'm being honest with you, that's the only reason.

Speaker 1 (47:49):
You'd be a little squirrel white on the outside.

Speaker 2 (47:50):
I'd be a little Wes welker man over the middle
boom concussed about twenty six times. Oh, I mean Anthony,
I mean the Colts guys. If you're a Colt's ban
Anthony Richardson looks awesome, but he's gonna die.

Speaker 1 (48:02):
Yeah, what I see Overton tweeting that? So he's just
getting lit up to what. Sorry, I was at a
game the last weekend. I didn't see any NFL highlight.

Speaker 2 (48:10):
Sorry, coacher.

Speaker 1 (48:11):
Sorry.

Speaker 2 (48:11):
He goes into that game with a bruis knee from
the first week, second week concussion. I'm like, guys, this
is your supposed to be franchise quarterback. Two weeks in,
he's already out.

Speaker 1 (48:21):
Well, call up Andrew Luck. No, last time I checked,
he plays football.

Speaker 2 (48:27):
No, I think he's coaching high school football.

Speaker 1 (48:29):
He is, Yes, Well, strap up and strap on and
strap put a strap on on. I mean, get him back.
Since he made that announcement that he was done, the
Colts franchise has been sunk to the bottom of the ocean.

Speaker 2 (48:43):
They've been trying to find that quarterback and they think
they found their due, but they're gonna get him killed.

Speaker 1 (48:47):
They've been a submersible ray.

Speaker 2 (48:49):
We're gonna take a break and we're gonna come back
to the Jets. Dude, it's all about to hit the fan.
The j e Ts, Jets, Jets, Jets supposed to be
the best season ever. Aaron Rodgers. Oh boy, it's bad news.
It is bad news in New York. We'll be right back.
They have to go trade for a quarterback. The Jets

(49:10):
can wait no longer. They have to go get a quarterback.
If they don't go get a quarterback, they're going to
lose the team. They all in that locker room. Zach
Wilson sucks, bro, That dude, the mombanger. He's so bad
at football. Everybody on that team knows he is so

(49:34):
bad at football. They all know that they aren't gonna
win with Zach Wilson at quarterback. They can put on
this united front like this is Zach Wilson's team. We
believe in Zach Wilson. Deep down. No one in the
Jets organization, no one in the locker room, nobody believes
Zach Wilson can make them a winner.

Speaker 1 (49:54):
And there are options at quarterback. You got to reach
out to those teams.

Speaker 2 (49:58):
I think the.

Speaker 1 (49:59):
Titans no longer need Malik Willis. They can have him.

Speaker 2 (50:02):
Well. I don't think Malik Willis is any good either.
I think the Jets are putting on this united front
in the media because they don't want people demanding six
first round picks to come get their quarterback. What I
think they need to do. If I'm the Jets, you
wait and you hope the Vikings lose this weekend to
the Chargers. That puts the Vikings that oh and three,

(50:23):
they're done. I thought Vikings won last weekend. They played
close or something. They must have played good football. They
covered who did they? Oh yeah, yeah they covered against
the that's all that you worry about. Yeah No, they
lost to the Bucks. They lost to the Eagles.

Speaker 1 (50:39):
But I don't give a fuck.

Speaker 2 (50:41):
If they lose to the the Chargers this weekend, they're
ow in three. Season's over.

Speaker 1 (50:45):
It's done, and they will because the Chargers are randy
from the previous week and getting beat to the Titans.
It all is the Fugazi. It all works together.

Speaker 2 (50:52):
So then you call up the Vikings and say, hey, man,
like this is Zach Wilson. Dude, he's got awful. Our
locker room hates him. You see the tweets already, Breese
Hall upset about how many times he's getting to carry
the ball, the deep Sauce Gardner deleting his Instagram or
his Twitter. I mean, they all hate Zach Wilson.

Speaker 1 (51:10):
I know who their quarterback is gonna be?

Speaker 2 (51:12):
Who?

Speaker 1 (51:12):
And I'll tell you right now, got you with a
fake tees It's gonna be Jameis Winston. He's a leader,
he's third stringing the Saints. He could go potentially to
the Jets, and that's their quarterback.

Speaker 2 (51:27):
Right, I'm not bad. I would go. I mean, I
really think if the Vikings lose this weekend, you call
and get Kirk Cousins because.

Speaker 1 (51:33):
We'll go to the Vikings play. Then who's their quarterback?

Speaker 2 (51:36):
It doesn't matter because they're not If if Kirk Cousins
is in the last year of his deal, they're not
gonna re sign him after this year. Is Everything says
he's not gonna be back in Minnesota. So you might
as well cut bait, get rid of him, get a
first round pick, and if you suck, guess what you're
in position? To draft Kayleb Williams.

Speaker 1 (51:55):
But Kayleb Williams said, he's not gonna go to the
NFL to a sucky team.

Speaker 2 (51:59):
Yeah, you know he's gonna. He would love to go
throw it to Jordan Addison and Justin Jefferson. Caleb Williams
will say, sign me up for that, right freaking now, to.

Speaker 1 (52:07):
Roll him dash to gritty. So he came up with
some new gritty for Justin Jefferson. Oh really yeah, it's
called like there's the one where it's the the too bright.
He's like the actual gritty guy. Came up with these
dances with Justin Jefferson. One of them, they act like
they're playing craps. I think he goes rolled him Dash
and they're all the dice as they're doing the gritty.

Speaker 2 (52:28):
I haven't seen that.

Speaker 1 (52:29):
It's hilarious. And do another one. He goes, you're flying
in there, fly to gritty, fright. He came up with
five new gritties that Justin Jefferson is gonna do if
he ever gets a touchdown.

Speaker 2 (52:41):
Every touchdown he scores.

Speaker 1 (52:42):
The one is he goes roll him Dash and then
he goes into the gritty and then jumps into it.
Man Boomer laughed at the video for two straight minutes.

Speaker 2 (52:50):
You and Boomer, that's how you guys bond.

Speaker 1 (52:52):
Huh yeah, over new gritty dances. He sends you young
stuff and you feel, hey roll him dash.

Speaker 2 (52:58):
Yeah. I just I think the yet like, I just
look at them because like the Cowboys. Yes, they they
rolled the Jets. But here's the problem. The Jets were
so deflated. I just think that defense all years is
gonna be like, God, damn, we suck. We every game
they're gonna be like, damn, we can't win this game.
We got Zach Wilson at quarterback.

Speaker 1 (53:15):
Well, what I do like it helps with betting having
bad teams and good teams. Cowboys should be pretty The
only reason I didn't bet this last week is goo
those trapped for four hours in a stadium. But Cowboys
are great. Jets suck ass. I like to see the
separation of teams in the NFL mediocrity, and they're all
just the same. It doesn't help with betting. It's good

(53:39):
to have powerhouses, and Jets are now proving that they're
a lower house. Well.

Speaker 2 (53:43):
Well, the Cowboys play the Cardinals this weekend, so that
should be three touchdowns it's twelve and a half. I
believe it is so hard in the NFL. Do you
see a twelve and a half point spread? It is
so hard to say. You know what I'm gonna say, Cow,
I'm gonna lay the twelve and a half. That is
so impossibly hard.

Speaker 1 (53:59):
Well, I've seen the people that have been winning have
been doing the plus ones. Those plus bets have been
cther Ring noted, don't worry. We got three hundred in
the account. We got more enough, Hammo, We're gonna hit
that NFL head on while you guys are all sucking
off drinks at iHeart in Vegas. You better get some
parlays ready.

Speaker 2 (54:18):
Oh dude, right when I get there, I am gonna
I'm already the foundation, arla. I am getting it in.

Speaker 1 (54:24):
I learned.

Speaker 2 (54:25):
I mean the first one is gonna be I don't know,
I gotta look at it. I mean college football, NFL.
College is gonna be fantastic this weekend.

Speaker 1 (54:36):
Well that's good because last weekend was terrible.

Speaker 2 (54:38):
Right now, here's a great story. A player that plays
for CF Montreal in the MLS has had his contract
terminated after he signed up for an amateur league under
a false name. Only to get frustrated and punch one
of the opponents in the face.

Speaker 1 (55:00):
Man, dude is playing in the MLS, and then went
to a like what are you playing?

Speaker 2 (55:04):
Yes, into a league like me on Wednesday nights and
signed up and had a fake name and got so
mad at some player on the other team that he
punched them.

Speaker 1 (55:13):
Which is literally what I said to our guests that
came in here, Dak Daks. I said, dude, what if
you played on an intramur game? Like I was crazy
that just happened.

Speaker 2 (55:24):
I mean, how funny is it that, like you're you've
reached the pinnacle, You're in a professional athlete.

Speaker 1 (55:30):
Yeah, but those dudes are so competitive. That would be
us going to a school with a podcast. We're still
gonna try and crush the kids. I don't give a crap.

Speaker 2 (55:38):
I did get a text from my friend Michelle that said, oh,
my son tried out for the school podcast. Uh uh,
and he made it. He wants to be just like you,
And I'm like, damn, he's been listening to sore losers.

Speaker 1 (55:49):
Huh, Well show him a picture of me right now
sleeping sleeping. No, I don't know, that's not very motive.
I mean at one in the afternoon. There's not much
kids that are gonna be able to get on the
biggest country morning radio show in the morning and then
we're able to be blessed and just have an easy
sports podcast. What these kids are learning right now isn't possible. Sure,

(56:10):
he can have his own podcast, He's not gonna make
any money.

Speaker 2 (56:12):
And it's not gonna it's a school podcast. It's like
through the school, like they have.

Speaker 1 (56:16):
More downloads than us.

Speaker 2 (56:18):
Yeah, well probably because every kid at the school, So
there's more people at the school than they listen to this.
I mean, there's five hundred people at the school.

Speaker 1 (56:24):
What are they having a convention to at the playground?

Speaker 2 (56:26):
Yeah, and they're having an MLK Day week in the
same rival weekend we all And I just want you
to know there will be no scalp or tickets. You
don't have to worry about it. We're not gonna do
this ticket master thing where it's one price if there's
a lot of people on and a low price if
no one's on. It's not gonna be that. And I'm
telling you guys, details coming real soon, real soon, like
a week. Maybe we're gonna release all the details about

(56:49):
coaches convention.

Speaker 1 (56:50):
Three locations, parties, this.

Speaker 2 (56:52):
Every day timings, all that. It's all gonna be laid
out for you.

Speaker 1 (56:56):
Okay, well it hasn't been laid out for me.

Speaker 2 (56:58):
Well, we're finalizing the sketch exact schedule.

Speaker 1 (57:01):
Right, that's what it's called the syllabus. Yeah, the syllabi.

Speaker 2 (57:06):
Yeah yeah, all right, Happy Wednesday, guys.

Speaker 1 (57:09):
I'm drinking. Any beyond that, there are some drinking events, yes,
I just looked.

Speaker 2 (57:13):
There's some drinking event.

Speaker 1 (57:14):
What about a strip club?

Speaker 2 (57:17):
I think Caraway is handling that. Taylor Caraway if you are.

Speaker 1 (57:22):
If you are interested in going to the strip club,
find Taylor Carraway on Instagram or Twitter or Facebook and
he will have all the details on that. Deja vu
is a past for me. I have heard good things
about Larry Flynn's Gentleman's Club.

Speaker 2 (57:37):
Yeah, my buddy Jacob, he went by himself there when
he was in town, and he was there for about
thirty minutes. And I won't anything special.

Speaker 1 (57:44):
I mean, did he come back with sticky shorts.

Speaker 2 (57:47):
No, he came back with no shorts. Yeah. It's because
he got robbed under the bridge right there by it.
It's like the bum took my idea. Come get in
all right, Happy Wednesday, guys. I mean, uh, and let
me tell you, dude, Can I just tell you something
I said? I'm a bet on the Saints. Saints are

(58:09):
so much better than the Panthers. Bryce Young first year run. Yeah,
they were up by eleven with about four minutes ago,
and they played prevent defense the whole way down the field.
Then on the five yard line they decided, oh, time out.
Their defensive coordinators all pissed. I'm like, don't be pissed. Now,
you've been playing prevnt the whole way and they score
a touchdown. Okay, it's cool. The line's still three and

(58:29):
they're down five. Cool, just kick the kicks after the
point man, all right, No, no, they're gonna go for two.
Oh we got them dead to rights. Oh wait, Deland's
open throwing in the end zone.

Speaker 1 (58:40):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (58:40):
They win by three, so they push.

Speaker 1 (58:42):
That's where he went.

Speaker 2 (58:44):
Good God, man, Like, thanks a lot, Saints, tom asses.
At least there's a push, But all right, push that button.
We're out of here.

Speaker 1 (58:52):
Ah.

Speaker 2 (58:55):
Yeah, I mean, these logos, dude, I just don't even
understand it. I don't know four